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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:01,950 我们一起来欢迎 2 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,330 今日美点的节目主持人 3 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:06,000 林冯美美女士 4 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:10,790 OK 切林太太出来 5 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,120 各位朋友 6 00:01:17,330 --> 00:01:19,410 今天我要给各位示范的 7 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,080 不是台湾的点心 8 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:24,250 这种点心虽然很容易买得到 9 00:01:24,580 --> 00:01:27,120 可是如果你自己会做的话 10 00:01:27,410 --> 00:01:28,660 那么随时可以吃到 11 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:30,870 刚出炉又新鲜的点心啦 12 00:01:31,330 --> 00:01:33,250 这个就是蛋挞 13 00:01:34,410 --> 00:01:36,040 我们现在拿一块酥皮 14 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:40,370 把它按平 倒过来放在这个模子里 15 00:01:40,660 --> 00:01:42,080 从中间开始往上面 16 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:49,500 推 按 推 按 推 按 推 按 17 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:53,080 我们现在可以鸡蛋水倒入酥皮里面 18 00:01:53,290 --> 00:01:55,870 然后我们把这些蛋挞放在烤箱里 19 00:01:55,910 --> 00:01:56,910 妈咪 20 00:01:58,290 --> 00:02:00,450 在家里烤呢要烤十五分钟 21 00:02:00,660 --> 00:02:01,870 可是你们也知道 22 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,080 电视台的烤箱速度是一流的 23 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:06,370 好香呀 24 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,289 我叫我儿子出来尝一尝 25 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:09,620 威威 唯唯 26 00:02:10,449 --> 00:02:11,330 来尝尝 27 00:02:12,790 --> 00:02:13,290 吃啊 28 00:02:14,370 --> 00:02:15,040 好不好吃 29 00:02:15,330 --> 00:02:16,200 好吃 30 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:19,290 各位朋友我们时间到了 31 00:02:19,450 --> 00:02:20,500 明天见 拜拜 32 00:02:20,660 --> 00:02:21,410 ​​拜拜 33 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,700 今天我们的台湾美食专家林冯美美小姐 34 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:28,250 已经为我们介绍过烤蛋挞的秘诀了 35 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:28,500 是啊 36 00:02:28,790 --> 00:02:30,540 下次会为大家介绍一样 37 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,910 有家乡风味的美食台南担仔面 38 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:26,870 朱探长 鸡饭 39 00:03:27,910 --> 00:03:28,290 谢谢 40 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,790 这有这么大个洞 是什么洞 41 00:03:35,330 --> 00:03:36,500 我想应该是手指印 42 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:37,790 手指印 43 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:39,080 谁的手这么大 44 00:03:40,330 --> 00:03:41,790 那个大师傅切伤了手指 45 00:03:41,950 --> 00:03:43,370 肿了三倍扎了些纱布 46 00:03:43,580 --> 00:03:44,790 可能是他按下去的 47 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:48,750 你的手拿给我 48 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:49,660 干什么 49 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:50,450 看一看 50 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:53,870 干什么干什么 51 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:54,910 干什么 52 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,330 我敲一敲看一看会不会肿三倍 53 00:03:57,330 --> 00:03:58,750 这个是你的是我弄错了 54 00:03:58,950 --> 00:03:59,700 弄错了 55 00:04:00,290 --> 00:04:00,790 那算了 56 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,370 这盒好像多一点吗 57 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:09,200 吃你的长脖子鸡饭吧 58 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:13,790 客人来了 59 00:04:17,950 --> 00:04:19,450 穿得这么漂亮偷收音机 60 00:04:20,329 --> 00:04:22,040 你穿这副贼相还是警察呢 61 00:04:24,830 --> 00:04:25,700 他要打破玻璃了 62 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:29,580 你盯前面那个 63 00:04:29,790 --> 00:04:30,500 我盯后面那个 64 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:39,830 快点快点快点 65 00:07:40,330 --> 00:07:41,120 小心点 66 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:42,410 来来来 67 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:46,580 这个你的 这个你的 68 00:07:48,870 --> 00:07:49,950 你们忘了一件事情 69 00:07:52,450 --> 00:07:53,250 快去快去 70 00:07:58,290 --> 00:07:58,950 等一等 71 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:01,040 过来过劳 坐下 72 00:08:04,790 --> 00:08:06,660 米老鼠配米老鼠 73 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,750 唐老鸭配唐老鸭 74 00:08:17,950 --> 00:08:19,330 妈咪 我好怕哦 75 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:20,080 怕什么 76 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,910 ​​这棵树很像老巫婆的手呀 77 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,120 小傻瓜 78 00:08:25,870 --> 00:08:27,120 行了 快点 快点 79 00:08:27,910 --> 00:08:29,540 快点上去吧 走啦 80 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,450 去年叫你抓白粉 81 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,410 你就抓了些面粉回来 82 00:08:47,580 --> 00:08:48,700 叫你猪啊偷渡的 83 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:51,660 你走错地方撞烂了人家的大门 84 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,580 这次叫你抓偷收音机的小偷 85 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:55,950 人跑了不说 86 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:57,830 还危险驾驶 87 00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:59,700 把人家的小摊子撞烂了 88 00:09:00,950 --> 00:09:01,910 叫黄太太进来 89 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:05,120 今天开始 90 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:07,700 你负责失踪人口调查组 91 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,160 麻烦你了朱探长 92 00:09:10,330 --> 00:09:12,120 我生了以后请你吃猪脚面线 93 00:09:15,330 --> 00:09:17,830 乔队长 这些找小孩子的事情 94 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,540 应该是大肚婆做的 95 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:20,580 对不对呀 96 00:09:21,330 --> 00:09:23,830 这个小孩子不是普通的小孩子 97 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:27,000 他是电视艺员林冯美美的儿子 98 00:09:28,330 --> 00:09:29,750 乔队长 我在这里做了五年了 99 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,330 你怎么这么多理由啊 100 00:09:32,290 --> 00:09:34,540 下属对上司只能三句说话 101 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:35,450 YES 102 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:36,580 YES 103 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:37,500 YES 104 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:41,160 是 105 00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:42,290 是 106 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:43,500 是 107 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:45,910 你明白了吗 108 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:48,580 是不是猫和狗都要找呀 109 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:50,410 有猫 第一个档案 110 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:52,000 许议员的猫帮她找回来 111 00:09:53,330 --> 00:09:54,200 那个许议员呀 112 00:09:54,540 --> 00:09:55,830 就是那个什么也不懂 113 00:09:55,830 --> 00:09:57,200 就会上电视的那个 114 00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:58,660 她的猫叫宝宝 115 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,500 二十四小时内替她找回来 116 00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:01,410 是 117 00:10:02,290 --> 00:10:02,700 等等 118 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:06,120 你整天说人手不够 119 00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:07,410 现在多给你一个人 120 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,660 她做了一年的交警 121 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,580 今天起调来侦探部 122 00:10:11,830 --> 00:10:12,620 乔队长 123 00:10:12,830 --> 00:10:14,120 这个人才做了一年交警 124 00:10:14,370 --> 00:10:14,910 她又没什么经验 125 00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:15,910 跟着我不是拖累我吗的 126 00:10:16,410 --> 00:10:18,540 你看看 你看看她这个样子 127 00:10:18,540 --> 00:10:19,700 好像僵尸一样 128 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:22,200 眼睛好像没睡醒 嘴巴翘的样子 129 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,160 鼻子尖的好像老细啦一样 130 00:10:24,910 --> 00:10:25,910 姓乔 跟你同姓 131 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:51,200 不要 不要 不要 132 00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:55,160 我的妈哎 133 00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:57,000 乔队长 134 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,910 这个女孩子长的真是蛮清秀的 135 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,660 可能是僵尸片看太多 136 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:01,830 妆化的浓了一点 137 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,250 卸了妆以后就不一样了 138 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:04,290 完全不一样了 139 00:11:05,370 --> 00:11:06,540 她是我的女儿 140 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:08,450 你的女儿啊 141 00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:10,540 一点也看不出来 142 00:11:10,790 --> 00:11:12,410 真是清秀的一塌糊涂 143 00:11:12,870 --> 00:11:13,870 用不着给我面子 144 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,660 该怎么做就怎么做 145 00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:17,910 有错就就照骂 146 00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:20,250 如果做得对呢 147 00:11:20,950 --> 00:11:22,700 就多夸夸这个小女孩 148 00:11:23,330 --> 00:11:23,870 你过来 149 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,290 年底呢 150 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,950 我要在这七个探长里面 151 00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:31,330 升一个做总探长 152 00:11:31,790 --> 00:11:32,950 我没有说你能升 153 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,660 也没说你不能升 154 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,660 这句话你已经说了五年了 155 00:11:38,410 --> 00:11:40,870 阿朱 每年的行情不同嘛 156 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,120 行情老不同 157 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,790 你不要以为我偏心 不重视你 158 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:49,120 你想想 159 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,500 我会叫我女儿 160 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,410 跟聪明人学东西呢 161 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:54,950 还是跟一个笨蛋学东西 162 00:11:56,290 --> 00:11:57,290 你自己想想吧 163 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:00,950 谢谢队长 164 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,080 朱探长 165 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:22,620 朱探长 老板说什么 166 00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:26,700 关于年底升我做总探长的问​​题 167 00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:30,000 还有 这个是她的女儿叫娇娇 168 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:31,080 跟我学习的 169 00:12:31,790 --> 00:12:33,000 这个不是十八号吗 170 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:33,790 什么十八号 171 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,700 乔队长的女儿娇娇吗 172 00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:37,790 她参加了港姐入选了三十名以内 173 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,450 她以前在九龙城分局的 174 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,370 正点啊 乱正点的 175 00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:45,660 你那副德行 一说到港姐呢 176 00:12:45,830 --> 00:12:47,660 就像看到女明星拍专集似的 177 00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:48,450 手也发抖了 178 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,000 眼睛也直了鼻子也歪了你 179 00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:51,120 办案也没那么认真 180 00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:58,290 怎么啦 181 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:00,080 又被老总刮了 182 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,370 你又换香水啦 183 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,000 这味道最能吸引男人 了 184 00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:13,200 受不了快晕了 185 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:18,450 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU 186 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:21,290 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 英俊的 187 00:13:21,950 --> 00:13:22,830 你好文组长 188 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:25,250 跟你说不要叫我文组长 189 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,910 没在的时候叫我APPLE嘛 190 00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:30,290 今天是我生日吗 今天几号 191 00:13:30,450 --> 00:13:33,200 当然是你生日 你看看漂不漂亮 192 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,910 漂亮 漂亮吧 193 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,370 我新买的 194 00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:39,500 我买了两张水上乐园的票 195 00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:41,500 这个礼拜天我们一起去玩好不好 196 00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:43,330 这个礼拜验尸官约了我 197 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:44,120 我不管验什么 198 00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:46,330 每次跟你说你都是这么多借口 199 00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:48,660 反正这个礼拜天你一定要陪我去玩 200 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,910 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 201 00:13:52,370 --> 00:13:54,000 我先走了 记得来找我呀 202 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,200 我要验尸的 拜拜 203 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:56,580 我要验尸啊 204 00:14:00,410 --> 00:14:03,700 为什么老总会叫他女儿跟你学习呢 205 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,660 为什么老总要让他女儿跟我学习呢 206 00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:10,500 当然啦 当然啦 207 00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:12,910 跟着你们到处走走 208 00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:14,950 找猫找儿子的安全一点嘛 209 00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:16,040 还有 210 00:14:16,870 --> 00:14:18,500 人家要选港姐 211 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,660 少了一根头发你都有麻烦 212 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:21,910 ​​你小心点 213 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,700 港姐保姆 214 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,580 忍耐 215 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,040 香港仔玫瑰又来报案了 216 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:39,620 从后门溜吧 217 00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:47,830 朱探长 朱探长 218 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:49,950 报什么案 219 00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:52,370 我家里的电视有核子辐射 220 00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:53,620 这案子谁帮我做啊 221 00:14:53,910 --> 00:14:54,660 有没有死人呀 222 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:55,660 没有 223 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,330 没有死人的核子辐射 224 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,330 你看见那个人没有 225 00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:02,540 那个短头发那个小伙子 226 00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:04,540 他就是核子发电站的教授了 227 00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:05,250 他最懂辐射了 228 00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:06,000 去跟他报案吧 229 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,250 快去快去 230 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,910 那个小伙子最喜欢人家打他了 231 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:09,580 用力打 232 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,410 ​​此仇不报非君子 233 00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:12,330 你搞什么 234 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:13,830 连真枪和玩具枪你都分不出来 235 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:17,950 教授 236 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:35,450 对不起啊 237 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,330 请问 这里是不是朱探长办公室 238 00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:38,870 是啊 239 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:40,750 我是WPC三六九九九 240 00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:43,080 十八号 娇娇 241 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:44,910 还有什么资料统统拿来 242 00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:48,330 很漂亮 很漂亮 243 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:51,160 我这件是最流行的夏日火鸟装 244 00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:52,450 我说这只狗很漂亮 245 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:55,040 狗啊 是呀它吃得好多 246 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,750 一天吃四顿比我多多了 247 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:57,540 我帮你拿 248 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,160 这张办公桌是你的 你随便用 249 00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:02,200 我的衣服可不可以挂在这里 250 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,450 可以可以 随便挂 251 00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:06,330 这个抽屉没有用了吧 252 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:07,410 没用没用 253 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:08,910 我想拿来作狗窝 254 00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:12,370 会随时尿尿的 255 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:13,830 垫着垫着 256 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,040 它要尿尿的 257 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,410 别给它喝那么多水嘛 258 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:17,750 小心 259 00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:20,830 好热啊 260 00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,040 你们冷气机坏了 261 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,000 你是娇娇吧 262 00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:27,450 是啊 263 00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:28,330 我是朱探长 264 00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:29,250 朱探长 265 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:30,290 到我里面谈吧 266 00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:31,290 好呀 267 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,200 站住 谁叫你了 268 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,540 我们的冷气机没有坏 269 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:40,950 不过香港的天气呢 270 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,330 不穿衣服都会热死人的 271 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,200 你现在穿了几件呢 272 00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:45,080 三件 273 00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:47,370 就是嘛 北极还可以 对不对 274 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:49,950 朱古力 275 00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:54,250 娇娇 276 00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:56,370 学做警探最重要的是实际 277 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,370 你现在戴了黑眼镜 278 00:16:58,700 --> 00:16:59,830 我知道是很流行 279 00:16:59,950 --> 00:17:01,620 但问题是黑漆麻乌的话 280 00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:02,750 就完全看不到东西了 281 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,329 知道吗 看得到 282 00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:09,200 你现在呢 283 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:12,119 拿红色的给我看看 284 00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:18,369 绿色 285 00:17:21,579 --> 00:17:22,040 ​​红 黑 蓝 286 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,000 黑 蓝 紫 287 00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:29,660 红 橙 黄 绿 288 00:17:30,290 --> 00:17:31,620 好好好 ok 289 00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:34,290 还有啊 290 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,000 不光是眼镜 291 00:17:36,910 --> 00:17:37,830 你化的这个妆啊 292 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,160 只适合拍僵尸片 293 00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:40,580 做警探是不适合的 294 00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:41,950 以后记住不要化了 295 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,080 我爸没告诉你吗 296 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:45,790 今天电视台来拍花絮 297 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:46,910 拍什么花絮 298 00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:49,790 阿朱 电视台来拍港姐花絮 299 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:50,750 尽量协助他们 300 00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:52,950 对不起啊 不好意思 301 00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:04,750 阿朱啊 他们希望你也一齐上镜 302 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,450 反映一下娇娇的工作情况 303 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:09,790 乔队长 这不是我的饭碗我不行的 304 00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:11,660 你不行谁行呀 305 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,040 行行行 不行 我不行 306 00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:16,160 对不起 让一让 307 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000 好了好了不要吵了 308 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:23,660 请试试音 309 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:24,450 请帮我拿眼镜 310 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:26,830 头发 311 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:33,580 预备 312 00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:34,830 OK ACTION 313 00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:39,370 如果说警察是市民的保姆 314 00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:42,250 那女警就应该是市民的姐姐 315 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,330 如果我当选了之后呢 316 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,830 我会尽量参加一些社会的活动 317 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,160 使大家对这位警察阿姨更有亲切感 318 00:18:52,370 --> 00:18:53,250 CUT 319 00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:54,750 不错不错 这遍是试的 320 00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:56,250 下面我们正式来了啊 321 00:18:56,410 --> 00:18:57,950 小亮 待会你采访她的时候 322 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:58,580 尽量自然一点 323 00:18:58,910 --> 00:19:01,120 小娟 给她补补妆 324 00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:03,450 快点 大家抓紧点 325 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,330 这遍好了没有 准备好了正式来了 326 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,700 预备 开机 327 00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:10,370 娇娇小姐 328 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:11,620 你做警察做了多久了 329 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,200 我做了一年 330 00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:16,160 以前是在九龙城分局做交通警察的 331 00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:18,450 你是不是第一次参加香港小姐 332 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:19,000 是的 333 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,200 你对这次参加港姐活动有什么感想 334 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:24,250 我觉得这是一项非常有意义的活动 335 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,830 因为我在这里交到了很多朋友 336 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,450 大家都对我很好 337 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,250 我参加的目的呢 338 00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:32,830 是要沟通市民与警察的关系 339 00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:34,290 如果说 340 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,580 警察是市民的保姆的话 341 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:39,620 那么女警就是市民的阿姨了 342 00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:41,580 如果我当选了之后 343 00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:44,290 会尽量参加一些社会活动 344 00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:48,120 使大家对这位警察阿姨更有亲切感 345 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:49,540 CUT 346 00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:51,000 好不好 好呀 347 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,160 很好很好 ok 348 00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:54,200 现在拍她的上司了 349 00:19:55,330 --> 00:19:56,080 请坐好 350 00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:58,750 对不起 来来来你坐这 351 00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:02,000 你拿着这个档案然后你交给她 352 00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:04,370 你记住了 她交东西给你的时候呢 353 00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:05,870 你就装的很忙 354 00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:07,410 狗给我 355 00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:10,250 就看这镜头 对对看镜头 356 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,450 看着镜头 357 00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:13,290 来 随时可以开始 358 00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:17,200 市民 警察 359 00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:19,370 你把档案交给我吗 360 00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:22,290 不给我 给他现在给他 361 00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,450 现在就给对不对 给他给他 362 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:27,120 警察呢 363 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,660 是市民的保姆 364 00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:33,580 女警呢是市民的阿姨 365 00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:35,000 我呢是她上司 366 00:20:35,290 --> 00:20:36,000 也就是市民的伯父 367 00:20:36,290 --> 00:20:38,120 我就有责任去推广 368 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:39,500 市民的形象 369 00:20:39,870 --> 00:20:41,120 拿我就希望市民 370 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,290 能接近我们大家 371 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,200 大家的伯父 372 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,790 市民的阿姨 姑姑等等 373 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,500 更希望市民对我们大众的 374 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:54,330 阿姨 姑姑 伯父伯母等等 375 00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:57,040 有一个很好的印象 376 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,250 我们大家就像一个幸福大家庭 377 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,250 多谢大家 378 00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:03,200 CUT 379 00:21:03,870 --> 00:21:06,330 可以了吧 可以了 谢谢你啊 380 00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:18,330 笑完了没有 381 00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:20,450 笑完 382 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,080 三个钟头之内把这个小孩找回来 383 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:24,620 还有 384 00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:26,700 带那个活宝出去走走 385 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:27,370 你懂了吧 386 00:21:27,790 --> 00:21:28,700 她是老总的女儿 387 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,410 要是她少了一根头发回来 388 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,330 老总就会掐死我 389 00:21:31,330 --> 00:21:32,870 我应该掐死谁呀 我我 390 00:21:33,790 --> 00:21:35,160 假如你跟她一起逛街的时候 391 00:21:35,370 --> 00:21:37,000 前面有块香蕉皮 应该怎么办呢 392 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,200 我先踩 我先踩 393 00:21:38,580 --> 00:21:39,700 先踩如果摔倒的时候 394 00:21:39,910 --> 00:21:40,950 千万不要往她那边倒 395 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,500 要不然会碰伤她的懂吗 396 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:43,830 好 去吧 397 00:21:55,410 --> 00:21:57,910 威威 把唯唯带走的那个男人 398 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:58,790 长什么样子啊 399 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,200 长长头发的 400 00:22:00,410 --> 00:22:03,790 长头发的 他的眼睛怎么样啊 401 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,250 好小好小啊 402 00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:07,620 好小好小啊 那有多小啊 403 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,040 这么小 404 00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:11,370 哦 这么小啊 405 00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:14,750 他的脸是什么样啊 406 00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:16,330 尝尝胡子 407 00:22:16,950 --> 00:22:18,410 有长长胡子的 408 00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:20,290 威威 你说清楚一点 409 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:21,790 快点告诉叔叔 410 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,950 ​​要不然的话就找不到你弟弟了 411 00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:25,330 林太太 412 00:22:27,910 --> 00:22:29,950 我早就告诉过你们这些家长们 413 00:22:30,330 --> 00:22:31,700 把孩子送进学校 414 00:22:31,910 --> 00:22:33,910 交给我们的老师就不会有事了 415 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,250 我赶着做节目 416 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,790 糟糕了 不知道会不会被水冲了去 417 00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:43,790 那个人就是这个样子啊 418 00:22:44,290 --> 00:22:45,250 是 419 00:22:46,290 --> 00:22:47,910 是不是像他那个样子 420 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:49,080 是 421 00:22:49,450 --> 00:22:52,250 他和唯唯是忽然升上天了呢 422 00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:53,540 还是砰的一声不见了 423 00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:54,750 升上天了 424 00:22:54,910 --> 00:22:55,580 升上天了 425 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:56,660 查得怎样了 426 00:22:57,830 --> 00:22:59,910 他说和唯唯升上天了 427 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,290 英俊的 428 00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:12,160 文组长 429 00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:14,620 跟你说不要叫文组长 430 00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:15,660 叫我APPLE嘛 431 00:23:15,910 --> 00:23:16,870 你搞什么鬼啊 432 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,660 上次约了人家去水上乐园你又不去 433 00:23:19,290 --> 00:23:21,040 你看嘛我等了你一整天 434 00:23:21,370 --> 00:23:23,160 泡的手都脱皮了 435 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:25,120 我不是告诉过你了嘛 我刚刚 436 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,000 我不管 每次约你都是这样 437 00:23:27,290 --> 00:23:28,620 今天你要陪我吃饭补偿我 438 00:23:28,870 --> 00:23:30,120 我也想啊 439 00:23:30,330 --> 00:23:31,500 可是我刚刚接到这个案子呢 440 00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:32,080 要我去验尸官那里去验尸啊 不行 441 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,540 你说什么也不行 442 00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:34,120 你答应我就不走 443 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:34,870 朱探长 444 00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:37,830 我们还是等一下再来 445 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:38,660 蛋挞蛋挞 446 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,410 验尸官说叫我们 447 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:41,330 几点钟去看那个死尸 448 00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:42,500 验尸官 449 00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:43,790 就是骷髅头呀 450 00:23:43,910 --> 00:23:45,160 就是刚才验过尸的那个 451 00:23:45,330 --> 00:23:46,410 尸体都发臭的那个呢 452 00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:49,620 骷髅头 是啊五分钟之内 453 00:23:49,790 --> 00:23:50,290 那我们现在去吧 454 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:51,540 我跟你一起去 455 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,040 你看完之后饭都吃不下去啊傻瓜 456 00:23:54,250 --> 00:23:55,450 我在警察局那么多年 457 00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:56,660 死尸我看的多了 458 00:23:56,660 --> 00:23:58,040 如果你一定要去呢 459 00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,000 最好连照相机也带去 460 00:23:59,160 --> 00:23:59,580 你知不知道 461 00:23:59,750 --> 00:23:59,830 为什么 462 00:23:59,830 --> 00:24:00,660 那个骷髅头啊 463 00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:02,870 切死尸的时候好好玩呢 464 00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:04,790 有一次他正在吃饭 465 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,450 他一面吃汉堡一面切死尸 466 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:07,290 一只手拿着汉堡 467 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:08,500 另一只手拿着刀 468 00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:10,160 切切切 469 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,450 一切开哪脂肪跟血就喷出来了 470 00:24:12,790 --> 00:24:14,500 他用汉堡饱堵着那些血 471 00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:16,830 一拨开 拨开脂肪呢 472 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,620 就把血淋淋的十二指肠捧出来了 473 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:21,450 你知道吗十二指肠好长好长的 474 00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:24,000 然后他就另外找一个人拿着这边 475 00:24:24,410 --> 00:24:25,910 另外一边他就自己拿着 476 00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:28,000 两边就给拉直了 477 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:30,580 一只手就捋他捋什么你知道吗 478 00:24:30,790 --> 00:24:32,120 找子弹嘛 就一直捋 479 00:24:32,290 --> 00:24:35,580 那肠子加上血什么的乱七八糟的 480 00:24:36,290 --> 00:24:38,580 要是捋的太紧呢 那些脓就会爆开 481 00:24:38,790 --> 00:24:40,950 啪一声就爆开 你猜像什么 482 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,330 就像沙拉酱加上番茄酱 483 00:24:42,370 --> 00:24:44,700 捏烂的肠粉豆腐那种东西 484 00:24:45,870 --> 00:24:46,950 一挤呀全给挤出来了 485 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,950 他找完这边找不到又找另外边 486 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,620 找到一个洞 487 00:24:50,830 --> 00:24:53,370 他用一个手指插插 插进去了 488 00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:54,290 然后就这样一挑 489 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:55,450 子弹就给挑出来了 490 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:56,450 还有更好笑的 491 00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:57,660 两边一拉紧了以后呢 492 00:24:57,700 --> 00:24:59,540 你知道肠粉拉的太久就会没有弹性 493 00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:01,330 一拉就没有弹性 494 00:25:01,410 --> 00:25:02,620 一拉就会爆 495 00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:05,540 爆到满屋子全是血肠子什么的 496 00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:06,910 五彩缤纷 497 00:25:07,410 --> 00:25:08,500 然后他就拿着这一边 498 00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:10,790 就这样一甩 甩过去之后 499 00:25:10,870 --> 00:25:12,450 就像人家耍鞭子一样 500 00:25:12,660 --> 00:25:14,200 他又拿起了另外的一边 501 00:25:14,450 --> 00:25:16,290 好像李小龙玩双节棍一样 502 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,200 发完姣了没有 503 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:23,580 行不行呀 504 00:25:23,950 --> 00:25:25,160 找到了那个小孩没有 505 00:25:25,950 --> 00:25:28,330 姨妈 姑姑 朋友我全调查过了 506 00:25:28,870 --> 00:25:29,500 没什么消息 507 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,660 不过他哥哥威威说 508 00:25:32,870 --> 00:25:34,040 看见这个人把他带走的 509 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,580 他说耶稣带把他带走了 510 00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:38,410 他说还有ET 511 00:25:39,370 --> 00:25:39,910 开玩笑 512 00:25:40,410 --> 00:25:41,500 不是开玩笑 513 00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:43,290 可能这些小孩子说不出样子 514 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:43,910 对不对啊 515 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,370 就是说可能有人把他抓去 516 00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:46,660 可能是绑票 517 00:25:47,410 --> 00:25:48,870 下午一起去林太家里看看吧 518 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:07,450 请问你找哪位 519 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,370 我是去三十四号A林太家里 520 00:26:11,620 --> 00:26:13,370 请对不起 把你证件拿出来 521 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:14,750 证件 522 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,330 有这个章 就不用证件了吧 523 00:26:17,620 --> 00:26:17,950 不行 524 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:19,370 一定要证件 525 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:24,660 对不起先生 526 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:25,750 飞利浦 527 00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:30,000 这次你没带证件惹了麻烦啦 528 00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:32,200 下次不记得带证件很可能命都没了 529 00:26:35,790 --> 00:26:37,250 他刚刚打了电话来 530 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:39,290 林太太是吗 531 00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:40,910 请问你是谁打电话来呢 532 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,370 是一个男人打来的 533 00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:44,500 他说我儿子在他手上 534 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:46,580 叫我等他电话 535 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:48,750 他还叫我千万不要报警 536 00:26:49,790 --> 00:26:50,950 请问你电话在那里 537 00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:52,000 在这里 538 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,200 我们先装录音机 别紧张 539 00:26:57,290 --> 00:26:58,080 警察先生 540 00:26:58,290 --> 00:26:59,700 婆婆 怎么样呀 541 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:02,160 他们又没说要钱 542 00:27:02,410 --> 00:27:04,450 你说现在怎么办才好呢 543 00:27:07,830 --> 00:27:09,040 你别急啊 婆婆 544 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,040 现在安装了录音机 545 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:11,250 等一下打来的时候 546 00:27:11,450 --> 00:27:12,330 尽量拖长时间 547 00:27:12,540 --> 00:27:13,830 让我们的人能追踪到他 548 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,290 一追踪到他抓到他呢 549 00:27:15,330 --> 00:27:16,410 小孩子也找到了 550 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,370 拿我带杯茶给你们喝 551 00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:20,790 我要啤酒谢谢你 行行 552 00:27:22,950 --> 00:27:24,330 我可不可以参观下里面 553 00:27:24,660 --> 00:27:25,290 可以 554 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,410 刚才打电话的男人 555 00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:27,500 你以前有没有听过他的声音 556 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:29,580 没有 557 00:27:29,830 --> 00:27:30,750 没有听过 558 00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:32,080 妈咪 559 00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:34,120 乖 560 00:27:34,790 --> 00:27:35,660 叔叔 561 00:27:35,910 --> 00:27:36,500 乖 562 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:38,700 林先生是不是上班了 563 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:41,330 你不知道啊 564 00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:42,910 他们分居了七个月 565 00:27:44,870 --> 00:27:45,950 对不起 566 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,660 那林先生现在在哪里呢 567 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,620 跟了一个歌星去夏威夷了嘛 568 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:51,040 我失陪 569 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:54,790 据我所知 570 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,250 她老公留了这间房子 571 00:27:56,540 --> 00:27:57,370 跟一个西饼店给她 572 00:28:00,790 --> 00:28:02,450 你怎么会对人家的事查的那么清楚 573 00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:05,450 那些什么什么周刊连续登了七期 574 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:07,580 还有 这一期管闲事周刊有独家消息 575 00:28:07,790 --> 00:28:10,450 说那个歌星以前在中国城当过舞小姐 576 00:28:10,660 --> 00:28:11,750 是吗 577 00:28:12,330 --> 00:28:13,750 有没有说什么人把她包了 578 00:28:13,910 --> 00:28:16,080 有啊有啊 可是后来那个律师不要她了 579 00:28:16,330 --> 00:28:18,500 那管闲事有没有说 580 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,700 孩子藏在什么地方啊 581 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:20,830 ​这倒没有说哎 582 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,250 可能下一期就会登出来了 583 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:24,910 ​​你可不可以等下期再胡说八道呢 584 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,200 朱探长 搞掂了 585 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:32,370 搞掂什么 录音机 586 00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:35,870 原来林太太有西饼店 587 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:37,700 待会你到店里面去查查 588 00:28:37,910 --> 00:28:39,080 看看有没有什么可疑的人没有 589 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:39,450 还有 590 00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:40,950 你带上活宝去看一看 591 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,540 可千万记住最重要的是 592 00:28:42,790 --> 00:28:43,870 有香蕉皮我先踩 593 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:44,580 对了 594 00:28:44,830 --> 00:28:45,660 如果她少一根毛呢 595 00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:46,580 我们两个就没命了 596 00:28:46,950 --> 00:28:48,660 现在我们只有一个希望了 597 00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:50,540 希望她赶快选上什么鬼港姐 598 00:28:50,540 --> 00:28:52,450 找个有钱的公子嫁掉算了 599 00:28:52,660 --> 00:28:53,410 我们两个就 600 00:28:53,410 --> 00:28:54,000 脱身啦 601 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,500 脱身啦 去 602 00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:00,200 我是卫生署的 你们经理呢 603 00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:01,120 你等一等 604 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,750 这份就是我们的职工登记册 605 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:08,750 你的资料呢何经理 606 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,370 我已经跟着林太太两年多了 607 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:13,540 我们这些高级职员不用登记的 608 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:18,500 你休假一个礼拜 今天才上班的 609 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:19,870 是 610 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,620 那这里晚上有没有人看店呢 611 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,830 这里晚上只有我一个人住在这里 612 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,120 我住在阁楼 613 00:29:26,870 --> 00:29:27,750 可不可以带我去看一看 614 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,290 没有什么好看的啦 615 00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:31,200 我参观一下嘛 616 00:29:36,410 --> 00:29:38,000 师傅 刚出炉的 是啊 617 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,120 试试 试试 618 00:29:39,330 --> 00:29:40,200 小心点烫啊 619 00:29:54,790 --> 00:29:56,620 烫到啦 毛巾 620 00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:58,290 毛巾 621 00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:08,290 口袋里什么东西啊 622 00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:09,830 没什么 623 00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:11,250 没什么 624 00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:15,660 真的没有 625 00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:17,120 说了没有嘛 626 00:30:24,830 --> 00:30:26,500 蟑螂 蟑螂 蟑螂 627 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:27,790 我帮你 我帮你 628 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,950 蟑螂呀 629 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,080 蟑螂 630 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,540 在哪在哪 腰啊腰啊 631 00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:39,700 胳肢窝 胳肢窝 快点快点 632 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:40,750 等等 633 00:30:42,580 --> 00:30:43,540 背上 背上 634 00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:52,080 行了行了 635 00:30:55,330 --> 00:30:57,000 粘上了 636 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,450 不用怕 用水龙头用水冲 637 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:01,790 来 来 来 638 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:11,700 朱探长 639 00:31:12,290 --> 00:31:13,700 你答应我二十四小时之内 640 00:31:13,950 --> 00:31:14,620 找回那个小孩 641 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:15,750 小孩呢 642 00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:17,330 我想 643 00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:18,950 他可能被人绑票了 644 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:19,910 所以我正在查 645 00:31:20,950 --> 00:31:22,120 那许议员那只猫呢 646 00:31:22,870 --> 00:31:25,160 我想了想它也可能被人绑票了 647 00:31:25,330 --> 00:31:26,200 所以我正在查 648 00:31:26,410 --> 00:31:28,040 你的意思是说人也没有猫也没有了 649 00:31:28,580 --> 00:31:28,950 是啊 650 00:31:33,950 --> 00:31:34,500 自己拿着 651 00:31:37,830 --> 00:31:38,660 很了不起哦 652 00:31:43,910 --> 00:31:45,000 我就这么一个女儿 653 00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:46,330 如果出了什么差错 654 00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:47,540 我阉了你 655 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,540 听到没有 656 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:55,330 是 是 是 657 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,080 你听过一本叫世界大全的书没有 658 00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:02,830 你可以记录上去了 659 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:03,660 为什么 660 00:32:03,950 --> 00:32:05,040 因为你是全世界 661 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,660 第一个吃蛋挞不是烫到嘴 662 00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:08,000 而是烫到背的讨厌鬼 663 00:32:09,910 --> 00:32:10,700 朱探长 664 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,290 你以后不要自作聪明了知不知道 665 00:32:14,580 --> 00:32:15,870 在现实生活里 666 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,700 长得丑的往往都是好人 667 00:32:17,910 --> 00:32:19,160 漂亮的往往都是坏人 668 00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:20,200 谁说的 669 00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:21,660 你根本不知道 670 00:32:21,870 --> 00:32:23,500 有没有人说史泰龙是坏人啊 671 00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:25,000 朱探长 672 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,120 我来报案 673 00:32:28,290 --> 00:32:29,000 报什么案 674 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,000 有人污辱我 675 00:32:31,620 --> 00:32:32,500 去帮她录口供 676 00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:33,370 知道了 677 00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:34,500 我帮你 678 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:37,200 由她去吧 679 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:38,910 你是舞小姐啊 680 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,660 舞你的头啊 我是舞蹈艺员 681 00:32:41,870 --> 00:32:43,620 我在动物园跳舞的时候 682 00:32:43,830 --> 00:32:46,370 电视台舞蹈组还不知道在哪蹲着呢 683 00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:47,830 说起跳舞啊 684 00:32:48,910 --> 00:32:51,330 男人看见我口水流成河 685 00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:52,660 然后我就被人强奸了 朱探长 686 00:32:52,910 --> 00:32:54,450 我看她是疯子 687 00:32:55,620 --> 00:32:56,290 不会吧 688 00:32:56,790 --> 00:32:58,000 你刚才看见她那个样子 689 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000 不知道她是疯子吗 690 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:01,200 他们不相信我会跳舞 691 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:02,700 好 我就跳给你们看 692 00:33:20,750 --> 00:33:21,830 我们一起跳好吗 693 00:33:21,870 --> 00:33:22,830 跳到门口去 694 00:33:23,290 --> 00:33:25,410 你教我 我们跳探戈 695 00:33:35,660 --> 00:33:36,620 那边 696 00:33:49,330 --> 00:33:49,870 许议员 697 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,410 你走失的猫 我们会优先处理的 698 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,000 我们全警局的弟兄已经总动员了 699 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,160 乔队长 你们是总动员跳舞吧 700 00:34:10,290 --> 00:34:11,449 叫你找猫你找不到 701 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,449 你倒会跳舞给人家看 702 00:34:14,330 --> 00:34:15,870 你知不知道许议员爱那只猫 703 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,120 比爱她老公还厉害 704 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:20,080 你笑什么 705 00:34:22,409 --> 00:34:23,120 乔队长 706 00:34:23,409 --> 00:34:24,580 你知道外面很多人在看着我们 707 00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:26,409 我很没有面子嘛 我没有面子 708 00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:27,540 也就是你的女儿没有​​面子 709 00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:28,790 你女儿没面子就是你没面子 710 00:34:28,790 --> 00:34:30,040 为了大家的面子着想 711 00:34:30,250 --> 00:34:31,000 你就让我笑一笑 712 00:34:31,290 --> 00:34:31,949 反正这也无伤大雅对不对 713 00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:33,370 就让我对你笑嘛 714 00:34:33,659 --> 00:34:34,159 你接着骂 715 00:34:34,659 --> 00:34:36,159 我笑我的你骂你的好不好 716 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:37,580 你给我老老实实听着 717 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,580 你知不知道这十几年 718 00:34:40,909 --> 00:34:41,830 你为什么还升不到总探长 719 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:45,330 ​​KC 比你好 720 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,199 人家每个人的表现都比你好 721 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:48,790 连小五都比你好 722 00:34:56,370 --> 00:34:57,370 里面发生了什么事呀 723 00:34:57,870 --> 00:34:58,750 我怎么知道 724 00:35:14,660 --> 00:35:15,200 站起来 725 00:35:16,830 --> 00:35:17,370 你笑完了 726 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:18,830 我告诉你 727 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,200 你再犯一次错 728 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:21,540 我亲手阉了你 729 00:35:21,830 --> 00:35:22,330 出去 730 00:35:22,910 --> 00:35:23,540 是 731 00:35:30,290 --> 00:35:32,500 老总说我们跳的探戈太棒了 732 00:35:32,790 --> 00:35:34,700 他说这个月底的那个警察联欢会 733 00:35:34,950 --> 00:35:36,580 一定要我和蛋挞两个人去表演 734 00:35:37,410 --> 00:35:39,370 咱们老总的艺术修养很不错 735 00:35:39,580 --> 00:35:40,790 你 开工 736 00:35:43,370 --> 00:35:45,790 来来来 喝碗红豆汤 737 00:35:51,790 --> 00:35:52,830 趁热喝 738 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:53,750 谢谢 739 00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,580 谢谢 婆婆 740 00:35:59,910 --> 00:36:01,450 怎么这么久都没有电话呢 741 00:36:02,950 --> 00:36:03,540 你不用担心 742 00:36:03,790 --> 00:36:04,830 这种不见小孩子的案子 743 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,580 我们警局里一年一百多件呢 744 00:36:06,830 --> 00:36:07,910 九十九件都是自己回家的 745 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,540 有时候一两件是混蛋想诈你几块钱 746 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:11,870 你给了钱他马上就放人了 747 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,620 你放心好了 喝红豆汤 748 00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:14,790 妈咪 749 00:36:15,450 --> 00:36:16,910 阿姨上电视呀 750 00:36:19,870 --> 00:36:21,200 嗨 你好吗 751 00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:23,870 我是十八号乔娇娇 752 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,330 ​​我职业是女警 753 00:36:25,410 --> 00:36:27,540 在总决赛里面我将会全力以赴 754 00:36:27,790 --> 00:36:29,450 将我的活力跟艳光 755 00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:31,580 散发到香港每一个角落 756 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,370 下一位 二十号 757 00:36:35,870 --> 00:36:38,160 朱探长 什么地方不对啊 758 00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:41,750 什么地方不对 没地方不对 759 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,000 怎么样好不好呀 760 00:36:45,410 --> 00:36:47,830 我又不是吃这碗饭的你问我 761 00:36:50,540 --> 00:36:51,950 那你猜我今年有没有希望呢 762 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:54,580 有没有希望 763 00:36:55,290 --> 00:36:56,200 这个 764 00:36:57,870 --> 00:36:58,910 这个你要问专家了 765 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,620 专家 告诉人家有没有希望 766 00:37:01,450 --> 00:37:02,700 蛋挞你说啊 767 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:06,000 我真的不知道 你还是问她吧 768 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,290 林太太 你说呢 769 00:37:10,790 --> 00:37:12,250 我 我超了年龄 770 00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:13,450 又生过儿子 771 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:15,330 我丈夫又走了 772 00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:17,080 我哪有资格说呢 773 00:37:18,790 --> 00:37:20,950 你们这些女孩子去选美 774 00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:23,450 就算长的再丑也选的出来 775 00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:24,620 担什么心吗 776 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,500 那我做一次给你们大家看 777 00:37:31,790 --> 00:37:32,620 给我点意见好不好 778 00:37:33,450 --> 00:37:34,580 我看不用了吧 779 00:37:36,290 --> 00:37:38,120 现在呢我就试一次给你们看 780 00:37:38,450 --> 00:37:39,620 这里是当舞台啊 781 00:37:40,370 --> 00:37:41,410 这个当道具 782 00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:43,450 到时候有块纱这样遮住的 783 00:37:43,790 --> 00:37:44,950 没音乐 784 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,700 蛋挞 弄点音乐来 785 00:37:49,370 --> 00:37:51,660 第一个姿势 我就会从后台出来 786 00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:55,540 我就这样一蹦 787 00:37:56,330 --> 00:37:57,200 蹦到钢琴旁边 788 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:58,870 这个姿势好不好看 789 00:37:59,290 --> 00:38:01,870 然后呢我就会转一个圈 790 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,290 然后纱一飞 791 00:38:03,540 --> 00:38:04,660 遮住我的大腿 792 00:38:05,330 --> 00:38:06,540 因为那件游泳衣好肉麻啊 793 00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:07,950 然后就说了 794 00:38:08,790 --> 00:38:09,160 单恋 795 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:10,910 其实是很有意思的 796 00:38:11,830 --> 00:38:13,290 虽然你知道你不喜欢他 797 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,330 但是只要他不知道你不喜欢他的话 798 00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:18,080 那你知道不知道 799 00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:20,370 我知道他不知道又有什么关系呢 800 00:38:20,790 --> 00:38:22,000 我们应该找一个 801 00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:23,950 值得单恋的人去单恋一下 802 00:38:24,330 --> 00:38:25,450 你们说好不好呢 803 00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:29,290 不是这样子不是这样 804 00:38:29,620 --> 00:38:31,620 来来来 我示范一次给你看 805 00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:37,080 你说多难看啊 806 00:38:37,790 --> 00:38:38,750 这有什么难看呀 807 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,620 暴露了你两个弱点吗 808 00:38:41,370 --> 00:38:42,000 什么弱点 809 00:38:42,370 --> 00:38:43,200 挺胸啊 810 00:38:43,790 --> 00:38:44,750 挺胸有什么不好 811 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,160 你没胸嘛 812 00:38:46,410 --> 00:38:47,950 你看你看 扣分就是扣在这里 813 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:48,660 你看你这个动作 814 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:49,160 又扣什么 815 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:51,200 你胳肢窝的毛对着着评判员 816 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:52,410 当然扣分啦 817 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,580 单恋是很美丽的 818 00:38:54,870 --> 00:38:56,330 不是很美丽 是很有意思 819 00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:58,000 单恋是很有意思的 820 00:38:58,250 --> 00:38:59,580 当你知道你喜欢他 821 00:38:59,870 --> 00:39:02,250 他又不知道你喜欢他的时候 你才 822 00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:03,700 怎么样呀 不是啊 823 00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:04,830 他不知道我喜欢他 824 00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:06,290 那干脆我们大家找一个 825 00:39:06,580 --> 00:39:08,000 你也不知道他喜欢她 826 00:39:08,250 --> 00:39:09,250 他又不知道你喜欢他 827 00:39:09,370 --> 00:39:10,120 他也不知道 828 00:39:10,830 --> 00:39:12,870 你说错了 你在胡说八道些什么呀 829 00:39:13,410 --> 00:39:14,620 单恋很有意思啊 830 00:39:14,870 --> 00:39:15,830 单恋很有意思 831 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,540 你知不知道神经病院 832 00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:18,750 每天早上放几百人出来 833 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,290 全都是因为单恋发疯的 834 00:39:20,540 --> 00:39:22,870 他面对大海拼命叫他爱人的名字 835 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,660 MONICA DARLING MARGARET 836 00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:26,870 我看全都是些神经病 837 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,450 那我该说什么呀 838 00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,660 你刚才说的那些都是废话 839 00:39:31,950 --> 00:39:33,330 最好就一句都不要说 840 00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:35,410 有件事要提醒你 841 00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:36,830 这个是最重要的时候 842 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:37,540 你猜是什么时候 843 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:38,450 什么时候啊 844 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:40,540 就是司仪宣布你是香港小姐 845 00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:42,950 那一刹那对你是最重要的了 846 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:43,410 为什么 847 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:44,660 因为全香港啊 848 00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:46,330 最少有几万个男人 849 00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:47,870 又没结婚又潇洒 850 00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:49,750 又没讨老婆 他们要找老婆吗 851 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:50,540 你说重不重要 852 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,040 你说是不是林太太 853 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:53,700 那怎么办 854 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,700 最紧要就是对着镜头 855 00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:56,700 笑 856 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,290 笑很容易的 857 00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:04,290 你看你笑得跟白痴一样 858 00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:05,660 谁会娶白痴做老婆 859 00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:06,620 你说对不对林太太 860 00:40:07,700 --> 00:40:08,410 那怎么办 861 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,200 最重要的就是面对镜头 862 00:40:10,830 --> 00:40:11,450 很真诚的样子 863 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:12,870 稍微这么一笑 864 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,580 不要多也不要少 对了对了 865 00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:17,910 但是有个大忌 866 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,450 就是千万不要伸手做V字形 867 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:20,450 说我胜利了 我胜利了 868 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:21,830 生怕别人不知道这是大忌 869 00:40:22,410 --> 00:40:25,750 还有啊 千万不要在那里拼命的吻 870 00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:26,700 像个荡妇一样 871 00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:27,950 这个也是不太好的 872 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,750 你要清清楚楚的记住 873 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,500 记住这两件事之后呢 874 00:40:31,870 --> 00:40:32,870 有件最重要的事了 875 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:33,410 什么 876 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:35,830 你要慢慢的从笑变成哭 877 00:40:36,290 --> 00:40:38,120 还要哭啊为什么要哭 878 00:40:38,370 --> 00:40:39,540 因为你没有见过这种场面吗 879 00:40:39,910 --> 00:40:41,370 全香港六百万人 880 00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:42,870 都说你是最漂亮的小姐 881 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,540 你是大家闺秀吗 882 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,370 你说你凭什么不感动的哭呢 883 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,290 如果你不哭不就表明你是小骚货了 884 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:49,950 你说对不对 885 00:40:50,370 --> 00:40:51,000 要哭 886 00:40:58,250 --> 00:40:59,370 你看你哭的这副德行 887 00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:01,040 鬼才会娶你做婆呀 888 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,250 你要很真心的样子 889 00:41:02,540 --> 00:41:04,790 看着镜头 一点点 890 00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:09,870 感情事从内心冒出来的嘛 891 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,660 然后很有感情的说两句话 892 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,120 说什么呢 893 00:41:13,290 --> 00:41:14,870 我今天的成就 894 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,790 完全是我自己个人的奋斗 895 00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:19,290 除了我爸爸妈妈之外 896 00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:20,500 没有人帮我 897 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:22,200 妈 898 00:41:24,410 --> 00:41:27,330 对不对 好一点点就行了 899 00:41:27,790 --> 00:41:29,080 很简单 练练就行了 900 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:30,910 很简单 你试一次给我看看 901 00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:32,160 试啊 好 902 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:33,910 我现在就宣布你是香港小姐 903 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,250 看你行不行 904 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:36,080 预备 905 00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:40,660 一九八六年香港小姐就是 906 00:41:41,910 --> 00:41:42,540 你是几号 907 00:41:42,830 --> 00:41:43,410 十八号 908 00:41:44,370 --> 00:41:46,830 十三号的余锦嫦小姐 909 00:41:51,620 --> 00:41:52,500 你这不是全完了吗 910 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,000 你以为你一定赢啊 911 00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:56,370 你要准备输才行嘛 912 00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:58,370 老大 你是代表警察的 913 00:41:58,660 --> 00:41:59,500 你这不是什么面子也没了吗 914 00:42:00,870 --> 00:42:02,250 你是市民的阿姨 915 00:42:02,540 --> 00:42:03,250 我是市民的干爹 916 00:42:03,540 --> 00:42:04,870 你这样子怎么行呢要死撑吗 917 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,450 就算自己输了也要面对现实 918 00:42:06,450 --> 00:42:07,830 好像我们做警察的宗旨 919 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,410 胜败乃兵家常事 920 00:42:10,540 --> 00:42:12,790 再试一次 记住要死撑 921 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:13,910 好预备 再来一次 922 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:14,580 预备 923 00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:18,000 香港小姐是 924 00:42:18,950 --> 00:42:22,080 二十三号的戴美金小姐 925 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,080 ​​你怎么又这副德行呀 926 00:42:24,370 --> 00:42:25,790 我凭什么会输给她呀 927 00:42:26,290 --> 00:42:26,580 我是随便选的嘛 928 00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:27,870 好好另外换一个 929 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,370 十七号的高丽丽小姐 930 00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:32,620 这个更差她拉过皮的 931 00:42:33,700 --> 00:42:34,870 我说过我随便选的吗 932 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,700 十四号罗培丹小姐 933 00:42:37,910 --> 00:42:39,160 她是里面最老的一个 934 00:42:39,450 --> 00:42:40,450 我更没理由输了 935 00:42:40,450 --> 00:42:41,120 我再选一个好了 936 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,870 七号的蔡美君小姐 937 00:42:42,870 --> 00:42:44,910 她被个老凯子包了你知不知道 938 00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:49,620 那还有谁行 她们没一个行 939 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,040 没一个行 940 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:09,540 喂 941 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,200 林太太在吗 你哪位啊 942 00:43:12,870 --> 00:43:15,410 你不要问 你儿子在我手上 943 00:43:15,950 --> 00:43:17,330 明天中午十二点 944 00:43:17,660 --> 00:43:18,500 带一百万到帝国中心 945 00:43:18,790 --> 00:43:20,000 翡翠面店等我电话 946 00:43:20,620 --> 00:43:21,660 我儿子在什么地方 947 00:43:25,750 --> 00:43:27,410 多讲十秒钟就可以追到他了 948 00:43:28,580 --> 00:43:29,580 怎么办啊 朱探长 949 00:43:29,870 --> 00:43:30,620 是呀 怎么办呢 950 00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:32,910 他说要一百万 是不是 951 00:43:33,830 --> 00:43:34,830 那看看他有没有命花 952 00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:43,160 林太到了没有 OVER 953 00:43:48,950 --> 00:43:49,580 林太太刚刚到 954 00:43:49,870 --> 00:43:51,200 林太刚刚到 OVER 955 00:43:51,540 --> 00:43:51,950 好知道了 956 00:43:58,700 --> 00:43:59,870 你过去美容院那边盯着 957 00:44:00,700 --> 00:44:02,040 过来过来 跟我们拍照 958 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:06,870 小姐 做脸啊 是 959 00:44:07,410 --> 00:44:08,250 请问电话在那里 960 00:44:09,450 --> 00:44:10,660 在那边 谢谢 961 00:44:11,870 --> 00:44:13,410 你不就是电视台的林太太吗 962 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,040 林太太 吃点什么 963 00:44:16,540 --> 00:44:17,040 随便吧 964 00:44:17,330 --> 00:44:18,200 那我替你作主 965 00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:19,250 好 966 00:44:21,910 --> 00:44:22,500 找我的 967 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,330 喂 林太太是吗 968 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:25,450 是 969 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:26,580 你不用看 970 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,700 我看的到你 你看不到我 971 00:44:29,370 --> 00:44:31,500 如果你没报警的话拿着那些钱 972 00:44:31,950 --> 00:44:33,660 立刻搭手扶梯跑上三楼 973 00:44:33,910 --> 00:44:35,700 然后再跑步搭手扶梯下来 974 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,580 再到这个店里来等我电话 975 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:39,910 那 那我的儿子呢 976 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,000 不要问马上去 977 00:44:57,910 --> 00:44:59,540 小姐 还没做完呢 978 00:45:09,910 --> 00:45:11,000 林太太 发生什么事 979 00:45:11,290 --> 00:45:12,290 别跟着我 980 00:45:21,950 --> 00:45:23,120 林太太 你到哪里去 981 00:45:24,950 --> 00:45:26,870 林太太 给钱那 982 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,410 你不要走 983 00:45:39,870 --> 00:45:41,500 CID告你绑票 984 00:45:42,410 --> 00:45:44,620 我是来收钱的我绑什么票啊 985 00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,160 收钱就是绑票 986 00:45:46,540 --> 00:45:47,580 不是绑票是什么呀 987 00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:48,870 买单啊 988 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,160 什么事 989 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:51,410 买单啊 990 00:46:08,870 --> 00:46:12,080 妈咪 妈咪你跟我玩 991 00:46:13,870 --> 00:46:16,080 威威乖 妈咪心里好烦 992 00:46:16,370 --> 00:46:17,500 你自己进去玩吧 993 00:46:17,910 --> 00:46:20,700 不要我不要 你跟我玩你跟我玩嘛 994 00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:21,910 叫你自己玩就自己玩嘛 995 00:46:21,910 --> 00:46:22,790 吵什么吵啊 996 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,540 威威来 997 00:46:25,870 --> 00:46:28,040 妈妈心里烦她不陪你玩 998 00:46:28,250 --> 00:46:29,080 我们进去玩 999 00:46:32,750 --> 00:46:34,830 好来来来 我们来讲一个故事 1000 00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:36,910 讲什么故事好呢 1001 00:46:38,330 --> 00:46:39,450 讲叮当的故事好不好呀 1002 00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:41,290 你又不会讲 1003 00:46:41,750 --> 00:46:42,660 你怎么知道我不会啊 1004 00:46:43,540 --> 00:46:44,200 你知不知道 1005 00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:46,450 谁是叮当的好朋友 1006 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:47,540 谁呀 1007 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:48,660 大雄 1008 00:46:50,580 --> 00:46:51,370 大雄 1009 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:04,540 喂 1010 00:47:05,540 --> 00:47:06,580 是 我是 1011 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,910 你骗我 找警察来抓我 1012 00:47:11,790 --> 00:47:13,910 我没有 我不敢了 1013 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:15,330 我求求你 1014 00:47:15,950 --> 00:47:17,580 你再给我一次机会好不好 1015 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,160 再给你一次机会 可以 1016 00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:21,120 你听着 1017 00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:25,910 欢乐今宵再 1018 00:47:39,870 --> 00:47:41,660 喂 刚刚是什么人啊 1019 00:47:42,620 --> 00:47:43,160 刚刚 1020 00:47:46,910 --> 00:47:48,040 我在看电视 1021 00:47:48,410 --> 00:47:49,200 看什么节目呀 1022 00:47:53,410 --> 00:47:54,330 欢乐今宵 1023 00:47:54,870 --> 00:47:56,290 欢乐今宵十一点就完了 1024 00:47:56,620 --> 00:47:58,290 现在已经十二点了 你骗我 1025 00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,540 我是在看录影带 1026 00:48:07,950 --> 00:48:08,580 录影带 1027 00:48:09,250 --> 00:48:10,500 只有一个人唱欢乐今宵吗 1028 00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,450 不是呀是很多人啊 1029 00:48:15,330 --> 00:48:16,370 你再防一次给我听听 1030 00:48:31,910 --> 00:48:45,660 欢乐今宵再会 各位观众晚安 1031 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,660 算啦 你听着啊 1032 00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:52,370 明天下午三点钟 1033 00:48:52,790 --> 00:48:54,830 你带着钱到三越百货公司 1034 00:48:54,830 --> 00:48:55,700 礼品部那里等我 1035 00:48:56,370 --> 00:48:57,830 如果再通知警方的话 1036 00:48:58,290 --> 00:48:59,620 我就还你儿子的头 1037 00:49:01,370 --> 00:49:03,540 不会的 我真的不会的 1038 00:49:03,870 --> 00:49:05,540 我求求你 你不要这样做 1039 00:49:05,870 --> 00:49:06,620 你们不要这么做 1040 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,500 我不会的 我真的不会的求求你 1041 00:49:08,620 --> 00:49:10,330 挂上了挂上了 1042 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,370 OK 谢谢 谢谢 1043 00:49:15,830 --> 00:49:17,080 海洋公园电话亭打来的 1044 00:49:17,620 --> 00:49:18,410 又白搭了 1045 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,080 朱探长 你们这次不要 1046 00:49:22,410 --> 00:49:23,410 不要 1047 00:49:23,580 --> 00:49:24,500 ​​林太 你放心 1048 00:49:24,620 --> 00:49:25,830 明天呢 你照样把钱给他 1049 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:26,950 他再把儿子还给你 1050 00:49:27,330 --> 00:49:28,160 我们不会跟踪你的 1051 00:49:28,450 --> 00:49:28,830 好不好 1052 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,580 之后我们再去抓他 OK 1053 00:49:33,620 --> 00:49:36,120 我的朱古力呢 1054 00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:38,660 妈 1055 00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:40,500 妈咪不要哭 1056 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:10,120 对不起先生 请问礼品店在哪里 1057 00:50:10,450 --> 00:50:11,410 礼品店在那边 1058 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:13,040 谢谢 1059 00:50:24,370 --> 00:50:25,750 试试新鲜牛柳 1060 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,870 先生 太太 来试试 试试啊 1061 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,080 日本带子非常新鲜的 1062 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,580 来来来 试试啊 1063 00:50:54,540 --> 00:50:55,410 你干什么 1064 00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:09,540 你不要动我女儿 1065 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,750 来来来 这个好啊 1066 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,500 请试试 1067 00:51:32,660 --> 00:51:33,830 这个奶粉有问题 1068 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:35,620 我怀疑它有核子辐射 1069 00:51:35,790 --> 00:51:36,620 我帮你孩子试试 1070 00:51:38,830 --> 00:51:40,120 你运气好 没有 1071 00:51:40,410 --> 00:51:41,040 喝吧喝吧 1072 00:51:44,290 --> 00:51:45,450 谢谢 找给你的钱 1073 00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:47,500 喂 1074 00:51:49,620 --> 00:51:50,700 林太太 1075 00:51:51,330 --> 00:51:51,830 请等一下 1076 00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:52,830 你的电话啊 1077 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:54,790 谢谢你啊 没关系 1078 00:51:55,290 --> 00:51:57,040 喂 林太太是吗 我是 1079 00:51:57,580 --> 00:51:58,620 立刻去厕所第五个单位 1080 00:51:58,620 --> 00:51:59,830 请你帮我我签个名吧 1081 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,200 我好喜欢看你的电视 1082 00:52:01,540 --> 00:52:02,950 那我儿子帮我我签个名吧 1083 00:52:05,580 --> 00:52:07,040 快点 不要耽误时间 1084 00:52:07,700 --> 00:52:08,790 好 我现在就去 1085 00:52:09,330 --> 00:52:11,040 你不买东西啊 对不起我赶时间 1086 00:52:31,660 --> 00:52:32,290 这间吧 1087 00:52:32,620 --> 00:52:33,660 不行 我要去第五间 1088 00:52:34,370 --> 00:52:34,950 这还选 1089 00:52:48,450 --> 00:52:51,120 神父 这里你不能进来的 1090 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,160 你又不是圣母玛利亚 1091 00:52:57,750 --> 00:52:59,040 探长 厕所呀 1092 00:53:38,620 --> 00:53:41,330 你怎么搞的你跌倒了 1093 00:53:41,950 --> 00:53:43,620 隔邻那个厕所是你们专用的 1094 00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:45,200 你干嘛用这个 1095 00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,410 来来来 我扶你 1096 00:53:46,830 --> 00:53:50,160 来吧 大家都是女人怕什么嘛 1097 00:53:50,330 --> 00:53:52,500 慢慢来 谢谢啊小心点 1098 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,580 我扶你坐上去 1099 00:53:57,540 --> 00:53:59,000 谢谢阿婆 1100 00:53:59,330 --> 00:54:00,660 谢什么 1101 00:54:00,830 --> 00:54:01,580 我帮你脱裤子 1102 00:54:01,910 --> 00:54:02,250 干什么 1103 00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:04,370 你还没脱裤子 1104 00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:05,500 我帮你脱 1105 00:54:05,870 --> 00:54:07,290 别人脱裤子我尿不出来 1106 00:54:07,450 --> 00:54:09,580 不要了 不用我了 1107 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,830 那我出去了 1108 00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,500 谢谢了 把门关上 1109 00:54:14,330 --> 00:54:15,450 真是可怜 1110 00:55:00,790 --> 00:55:03,160 林太太 钱带了没有啊 1111 00:55:03,540 --> 00:55:04,620 我的儿子维维呢 1112 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,660 妈的 叫你给我就给我 1113 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,910 我儿子在什么地方 1114 00:55:14,660 --> 00:55:16,160 打架啦 打架呀 1115 00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:23,250 快点帮忙拉呀 1116 00:55:25,250 --> 00:55:26,950 不是拉这里 笨蛋 1117 00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:32,750 蛋挞 你从后面包抄 1118 00:55:40,750 --> 00:55:43,160 别跑 站住 CID 1119 00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:44,040 你给我回来 1120 00:55:53,700 --> 00:55:55,080 别跑 回来 1121 00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:00,450 快说 小孩呢 1122 00:56:00,870 --> 00:56:01,700 我不知道 1123 00:56:01,870 --> 00:56:03,410 我只知道林太太的儿子不见了 1124 00:56:03,790 --> 00:56:06,000 我想骗点钱用 我不知道啊 1125 00:56:06,330 --> 00:56:07,290 小孩子在那里 1126 00:56:07,450 --> 00:56:08,250 我真的不知道 1127 00:56:22,330 --> 00:56:23,410 朱探长 怎么样 1128 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:26,830 林太太 他也不知道维维在哪里 1129 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,410 他只不过想骗你的钱而已 1130 00:56:29,290 --> 00:56:31,540 朱探长 已经七天了呀 1131 00:56:31,750 --> 00:56:33,160 我知道我知道 林太太你放心 1132 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,080 朱探长啊 1133 00:56:34,580 --> 00:56:37,000 你这样子审问怎么行啊 1134 00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:39,870 人家当然不承认的 1135 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:41,410 你要打他 1136 00:56:41,870 --> 00:56:44,290 你不想打就叫别人打嘛 1137 00:56:44,700 --> 00:56:47,120 你们警察是可以打人的 1138 00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:50,500 女儿啊 以前日本时代啊 1139 00:56:50,830 --> 00:56:51,870 人家审犯人 1140 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,580 用绳子绑着他的大脚拇指头 1141 00:56:54,580 --> 00:56:55,620 把他淹在水里 1142 00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,200 淹到他承认为止 1143 00:56:57,620 --> 00:56:58,790 如果他再不认呢 1144 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,290 就拿螺丝刀把他的指甲扳起来 1145 00:57:01,290 --> 00:57:02,660 看他承不承认 1146 00:57:02,870 --> 00:57:04,120 看他承不承认 1147 00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:06,290 你这臭小子你这个王八蛋 1148 00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:08,160 刚才你说的日本人的方法 1149 00:57:08,330 --> 00:57:09,160 我全都用过了 1150 00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:10,660 你什么时候用过了 1151 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,200 我刚才偷看过了你斯文的吓死人 1152 00:57:13,370 --> 00:57:14,580 你刚才没看到我的肩膀 1153 00:57:14,790 --> 00:57:15,160 一边高一边低吗 1154 00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:16,790 就是我手拿着螺丝刀 1155 00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:18,290 一块一块的翻他的脚指甲 1156 00:57:18,290 --> 00:57:19,410 弄到满地都是血 1157 00:57:19,410 --> 00:57:20,750 他的脚现在已经全烂了 1158 00:57:21,580 --> 00:57:23,080 他的嘴真的那么硬啊 1159 00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:23,870 就是啊 婆婆 1160 00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:25,250 来吃巧克力豆 1161 00:57:26,950 --> 00:57:29,250 林太太 你呢千万不要灰心 1162 00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:31,910 明天晚上我们要去抓一个拐卖集团 1163 00:57:32,290 --> 00:57:33,750 维维啊很可能就在里面 1164 00:57:33,910 --> 00:57:35,750 不过这案子不是我办 是梁SIR的 1165 00:57:35,750 --> 00:57:36,950 是呀 林太太你放心吧 1166 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,450 他在美国联邦密探训练班回来的 1167 00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:41,750 英女皇来香港都是他保护的 1168 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,080 全警局最能干的就是他了 1169 00:57:48,910 --> 00:57:51,290 朱探长 恭喜你 市民的伯父 1170 00:57:51,700 --> 00:57:55,410 娇娇进入十五名了你真行啊 1171 00:58:19,950 --> 00:58:21,660 他们用什么车载那些小孩 1172 00:58:21,870 --> 00:58:22,370 你们不知道 1173 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,580 那那辆车的车牌是几号 1174 00:58:24,910 --> 00:58:25,870 你们更不会知道了 1175 00:58:33,580 --> 00:58:34,870 这几个小孩子叫什么名字 1176 00:58:35,950 --> 00:58:38,200 彭小明 彭志远 彭婉芬 1177 00:58:39,700 --> 00:58:40,750 梁SIR 1178 00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:42,370 你留在这也行 1179 00:58:42,750 --> 00:58:44,160 不过我希望你不要妨碍我做事啊 1180 00:58:44,620 --> 00:58:45,450 我懂你的意思 梁探长 1181 00:58:45,660 --> 00:58:46,790 我绝对不是来抢你的功劳 1182 00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:48,080 等一下我会爬到上面 1183 00:58:48,540 --> 00:58:49,410 跟你好好的学习 1184 00:58:49,580 --> 00:58:50,870 不过那孩子的妈妈很着急 1185 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:52,250 她跟我非常熟 1186 00:58:52,620 --> 00:58:53,540 麻烦你看到那个小孩子 1187 00:58:53,750 --> 00:58:54,790 就立刻通知我行不行 1188 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:55,620 帮一次忙 1189 00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:56,910 一次 1190 00:58:57,660 --> 00:58:58,750 谢谢你 梁SIR 1191 00:58:59,450 --> 00:58:59,950 娇娇 1192 00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,370 一会我和阿蛋坐在上面 1193 00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:04,540 看人家演戏 1194 00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:05,790 你没有什么特别的事呢 1195 00:59:05,790 --> 00:59:07,410 还是回家练习港姐的动作 1196 00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:08,120 你看好不好 1197 00:59:08,830 --> 00:59:11,660 朱探长 我想看他们怎么找到唯唯 1198 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,080 我知道你很关心不过这里没那么快 1199 00:59:14,620 --> 00:59:15,410 不如这样吧 1200 00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:16,910 那边有个海滩 1201 00:59:17,290 --> 00:59:18,410 你去看浪花好不好 1202 00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:20,450 好 就像你说的那个什么 1203 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:22,370 浪漫 浪漫 1204 00:59:22,910 --> 00:59:24,120 过去看吧小心点啊 1205 00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:25,950 ​​一有消息我就通知你 还有 1206 00:59:26,250 --> 00:59:27,080 那边浪好大 1207 00:59:27,290 --> 00:59:28,160 小心被浪卷走 哦 1208 00:59:29,540 --> 00:59:30,160 过来 1209 00:59:34,830 --> 00:59:35,330 快点 1210 00:59:45,580 --> 00:59:46,700 前面有警察查车子 1211 00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:47,950 马上掉头 1212 00:59:49,330 --> 00:59:50,830 路这么窄 怎能掉头呀 1213 00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:52,830 干脆在这下车吧 好吧 1214 01:00:01,620 --> 01:00:03,000 别吵 再吵我就杀了你 1215 01:00:03,870 --> 01:00:04,330 你们干什么 1216 01:00:06,540 --> 01:00:07,620 我是CID啊 1217 01:00:15,580 --> 01:00:17,750 梁SIR 那架货柜车有问题 1218 01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:22,000 这不就是娇娇吗 不会吧 1219 01:00:22,700 --> 01:00:23,750 老大 糟了 1220 01:00:24,540 --> 01:00:25,000 ​​停车 1221 01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:28,790 停车 1222 01:00:37,410 --> 01:00:38,540 跳下去会死啊 1223 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,660 不跳也会被她老爸打死 1224 01:00:51,250 --> 01:00:53,620 停车 停车 1225 01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:17,040 朱探长 为什么你会在这里的 1226 01:01:17,290 --> 01:01:18,500 我问你为什么你会在这里 1227 01:01:18,870 --> 01:01:20,200 这些小孩子在里面呀 1228 01:01:20,580 --> 01:01:22,250 小孩子在里面啊 你记住 1229 01:01:22,250 --> 01:01:24,620 千万不要动啊 不要动不要动 1230 01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:45,910 我告诉你我是CID 1231 01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:47,040 你还不停车是不是 1232 01:01:57,910 --> 01:01:59,910 救命啊 1233 01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:16,580 我打死你 1234 01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:38,870 小心射伤小孩子 1235 01:02:45,950 --> 01:02:47,330 不要乱来 CID 1236 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:48,120 我现在告你一条罪 1237 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:49,450 你再来你就五条罪 1238 01:02:49,540 --> 01:02:50,040 我认得你 1239 01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:51,000 你是尖东的 1240 01:02:51,450 --> 01:02:52,790 你和大胖子阿雄一起混的是不是 1241 01:02:52,830 --> 01:02:53,200 阿不是 1242 01:02:53,410 --> 01:02:55,950 你屯门的 屯门的耶稣跟我是兄弟 1243 01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:57,540 深水埗 深水埗的杀手熊 1244 01:04:42,830 --> 01:04:43,660 请让一让 1245 01:05:07,370 --> 01:05:08,830 有五个小孩子 1246 01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:13,830 叔叔抱 1247 01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:17,660 不要哭了不要哭了 1248 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:19,750 快点找自己的妈妈吧 1249 01:06:09,790 --> 01:06:11,500 这一个非常适合夏天的 1250 01:06:11,870 --> 01:06:14,000 绿野仙踪的蛋糕已经做好了 1251 01:06:14,370 --> 01:06:14,830 威威 1252 01:06:15,660 --> 01:06:17,660 你告诉观众朋友好不好吃 1253 01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:25,160 妈咪 弟弟很喜欢吃草莓蛋糕的 1254 01:06:25,580 --> 01:06:27,790 我把它留起来等他回来吃好不好 1255 01:06:40,700 --> 01:06:43,660 我另外有一个儿子叫林唯唯 1256 01:06:45,250 --> 01:06:46,790 他已经失踪好多天了 1257 01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:49,000 没有这句对白的 1258 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:50,080 要不要照蛋糕啊 1259 01:06:51,660 --> 01:06:53,950 我和他外婆都好想他 1260 01:06:55,910 --> 01:06:57,330 没关系 让她继续说 1261 01:06:57,700 --> 01:07:01,410 请你们有谁知道他的消息的话 1262 01:07:02,950 --> 01:07:05,410 请即刻告诉我好不好 1263 01:07:06,910 --> 01:07:08,790 任何条件我都答应你 1264 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:14,870 拜托你们我求求你们 1265 01:07:16,790 --> 01:07:18,700 希望多点人看到 1266 01:07:23,410 --> 01:07:25,750 你不用做了 交给别人做 1267 01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:27,870 交给谁做 1268 01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:28,660 你不用管 1269 01:07:30,750 --> 01:07:32,700 是不是姓梁的 不关你事 1270 01:07:36,830 --> 01:07:37,330 谢谢 1271 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:41,200 朱探长 非常抱歉 1272 01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:44,410 老总吩咐 我也没办法 1273 01:07:48,660 --> 01:07:50,160 你不用怪我 1274 01:07:50,540 --> 01:07:51,580 我都是身不由己的 1275 01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:55,910 是 1276 01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:59,330 明白吗出去 1277 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:00,580 出去 1278 01:08:01,500 --> 01:08:02,120 出去 1279 01:08:04,370 --> 01:08:04,790 一 1280 01:08:05,830 --> 01:08:06,450 二 1281 01:08:10,660 --> 01:08:11,450 爸爸 1282 01:08:11,830 --> 01:08:13,410 这件事你不能怪朱探长的 1283 01:08:13,790 --> 01:08:15,620 他为了救我 差点连命也没有了 1284 01:08:16,830 --> 01:08:17,370 听着 1285 01:08:18,500 --> 01:08:19,830 你以后要特别的小心 1286 01:08:20,910 --> 01:08:23,290 要不然的话选香港小姐的时候 1287 01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:25,830 ​​满脸都是纱布 1288 01:08:26,330 --> 01:08:27,160 什么都看不到了 1289 01:08:28,950 --> 01:08:29,250 可是我 1290 01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:36,790 我跟朱探长 跳下去 1291 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,160 就开始拼了 一个打两个 1292 01:09:02,910 --> 01:09:04,250 英俊的 1293 01:09:05,250 --> 01:09:07,620 所有人都知道你被老总刮了一顿 1294 01:09:08,290 --> 01:09:09,830 不过你也用不着生气 1295 01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:11,660 今天晚上我给你解闷 1296 01:09:12,750 --> 01:09:14,330 今天晚上我已经约了 1297 01:09:14,700 --> 01:09:16,250 你用不着做戏了 1298 01:09:16,450 --> 01:09:17,580 大家都知道你没事做了 1299 01:09:17,950 --> 01:09:19,620 梁SIR接管了你的案子了吗 1300 01:09:19,870 --> 01:09:22,410 听着 今天不是普通的日子 1301 01:09:22,620 --> 01:09:23,830 是我生日啊 1302 01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:26,870 我们两个人一起出去吃个自助餐 1303 01:09:27,250 --> 01:09:28,040 你说好不好 1304 01:09:28,660 --> 01:09:29,660 你今年几岁呀 1305 01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:34,660 刚刚飞越二十九岁 1306 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:35,950 那就是三十多啦 1307 01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:37,160 我三十岁的时候 1308 01:09:37,370 --> 01:09:38,450 自己拿着个乌龟壳 1309 01:09:38,450 --> 01:09:39,790 拼命的哭 哭的一壳眼泪 1310 01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:41,040 还有心情吃自助餐 1311 01:09:41,290 --> 01:09:42,000 你 1312 01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:44,450 真事不知好歹 1313 01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:53,040 朱探长 全警察局 1314 01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:55,370 只有你一个相信我不是疯子的 1315 01:09:55,410 --> 01:09:56,950 我现在给你看一个藏宝图 1316 01:09:57,330 --> 01:09:58,580 那个电视演员 1317 01:09:58,750 --> 01:09:59,950 儿子不见的那个呢 1318 01:10:00,750 --> 01:10:01,580 这个五指山 1319 01:10:01,580 --> 01:10:04,330 我每天都见到他和耶稣一起上船的 1320 01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:06,540 在五指山下面是吧 1321 01:10:06,950 --> 01:10:07,660 是呀 1322 01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:09,450 知道了 我们会把他找回来的 1323 01:10:09,870 --> 01:10:11,500 有没有奖金 有 五十万 1324 01:10:11,870 --> 01:10:13,500 你记不记得那个教授吗 记得 1325 01:10:13,870 --> 01:10:14,620 你问他拿就行了 1326 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,580 记住啊 亲他一口 1327 01:10:18,410 --> 01:10:20,250 多谢多谢 五十万呢 1328 01:10:26,370 --> 01:10:27,580 朱探长 有人找你 1329 01:10:28,330 --> 01:10:28,830 是谁呀 1330 01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:29,750 林太太 1331 01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:33,910 大家别客气 来吃蛋挞吧 1332 01:10:34,330 --> 01:10:35,870 婆婆 1333 01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:38,790 林太太 今天怎么有空呀 1334 01:10:39,870 --> 01:10:42,250 朱探长 你昨天没来我们家 1335 01:10:42,620 --> 01:10:44,450 我以为你不查我们这案件了 1336 01:10:44,700 --> 01:10:46,160 我们十年八年都不会停止的 1337 01:10:46,580 --> 01:10:47,450 你放心好了 1338 01:10:47,830 --> 01:10:49,160 朱探长 我记起来了 1339 01:10:49,410 --> 01:10:51,200 半年前我们家请了一个司机 1340 01:10:51,620 --> 01:10:54,410 是呀 他是代替人家的 鼠头鼠脑的 1341 01:10:54,620 --> 01:10:56,160 又喜欢赌狗赌马 1342 01:10:56,580 --> 01:10:58,620 输了钱啊就逼我们加薪水 1343 01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:00,660 我们当然不会给他加了 1344 01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:01,790 那他就走了 1345 01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:05,200 他临走之前还叫我们小心点 1346 01:11:05,580 --> 01:11:06,580 你有没有他地址呢 1347 01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:08,750 这个司机被人开过罚单的 1348 01:11:09,450 --> 01:11:10,200 陈龙 1349 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:11,830 是啊 不知道有没有用 1350 01:11:12,830 --> 01:11:14,950 可能有用 你现在马上去档案部 1351 01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:18,290 好吃 好吃 1352 01:11:18,870 --> 01:11:20,870 去查一查他有没有案底 1353 01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:23,950 我想问一问这个司机 1354 01:11:26,750 --> 01:11:29,580 朱探长 我们唯唯没有死啊 1355 01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:33,660 我拜过神也求过签了 他说他没事 1356 01:11:34,620 --> 01:11:36,950 在我们家里东南方向那边 1357 01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:42,250 我知道了 这个签我会放在档案里 1358 01:11:42,250 --> 01:11:44,910 朱探长 她说要到三点才行 1359 01:11:46,290 --> 01:11:47,620 她知不知道这是人命关天的事 1360 01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:48,580 她知道 1361 01:11:48,620 --> 01:11:50,330 她问你知不知道现在是吃饭时间 1362 01:11:53,370 --> 01:11:56,200 吃饭时间 你们等一下 1363 01:11:58,750 --> 01:12:00,410 朱探长 这是证物 我知道 1364 01:12:07,870 --> 01:12:08,910 你们老板呢 1365 01:12:12,620 --> 01:12:14,580 出去出去 出去 1366 01:12:15,620 --> 01:12:16,790 我们走了 1367 01:12:17,870 --> 01:12:20,830 快点出去 出去 1368 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:30,750 APPLE 1369 01:12:30,790 --> 01:12:31,700 叫文组长 1370 01:12:32,290 --> 01:12:33,040 干吗嘛 1371 01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:35,700 在找个龟壳盛眼泪 1372 01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:37,080 APPLE 1373 01:12:37,330 --> 01:12:38,120 文探长 1374 01:12:46,660 --> 01:12:49,330 APPLE 刚才我不是有心的 1375 01:12:49,750 --> 01:12:51,120 你知道吗 我的工作有多大 1376 01:12:51,410 --> 01:12:54,040 我请你查的这个人是跟人命有关的 1377 01:12:56,580 --> 01:12:58,700 全警局最了解我的就是你 1378 01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:01,040 你一定会帮我的 是不是 1379 01:13:01,450 --> 01:13:02,200 不是 1380 01:13:10,540 --> 01:13:11,450 看不见 1381 01:13:11,910 --> 01:13:15,290 APPLE 今晚上九点钟在山顶旋转餐厅 1382 01:13:15,290 --> 01:13:18,200 我买好蛋糕点好蜡烛来帮你庆祝生日 1383 01:13:18,620 --> 01:13:19,870 如果你又失信了呢 1384 01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:22,160 我拿把剪刀让你剪死我 1385 01:13:22,790 --> 01:13:26,870 祝你生日快乐 1386 01:13:32,790 --> 01:13:34,750 听着 这个故事教训我们 1387 01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:37,500 要达到目的最要紧是靠拳头 1388 01:13:37,910 --> 01:13:38,750 不能光靠嘴巴 1389 01:13:39,790 --> 01:13:42,120 这个陈龙 真有案底勒索 1390 01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:43,620 我们下去查查他 1391 01:13:45,660 --> 01:13:46,700 查查他有什么好笑 1392 01:13:54,950 --> 01:13:57,540 仔细看着 陈龙一回来立刻通知我 1393 01:14:32,450 --> 01:14:34,540 老板 三块钱肠粉放多一点酱 1394 01:14:37,410 --> 01:14:39,160 你怎么搞的 叫你多放一点酱的嘛 1395 01:14:39,580 --> 01:14:40,620 已经很多了啊 1396 01:14:46,700 --> 01:14:49,080 你给多少钱呐 放那么多 1397 01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:50,750 多给你两块钱啦 别吵了 1398 01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:52,790 三块钱就这么一点还说呢 1399 01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:15,040 你是陈龙 1400 01:15:15,660 --> 01:15:17,450 我是CID 我证件 1401 01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:21,160 对不起 我拿错了 1402 01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:24,660 我的证件 1403 01:15:27,290 --> 01:15:28,410 我证件没带 1404 01:15:29,870 --> 01:15:31,160 我真的是女警 1405 01:15:31,580 --> 01:15:33,370 我是参加香港小姐竞选的那个女警 1406 01:15:38,580 --> 01:15:39,500 你真的不记得啦 1407 01:15:39,870 --> 01:15:41,950 我是十八号乔娇娇警花 1408 01:15:42,660 --> 01:15:44,000 前几天我还拍了个宣传片 1409 01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:46,330 我说警察是市民的保姆 1410 01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:47,660 你记不记得 1411 01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:49,000 不记得 1412 01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:50,370 还有一个我跳呼拉圈那一个 1413 01:15:50,370 --> 01:15:51,790 呼啦呼啦那个 1414 01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:53,250 还有一个还有一个 1415 01:15:53,660 --> 01:15:55,700 左边有苗侨伟 右边是梁朝伟 1416 01:15:55,950 --> 01:15:57,200 然后我们一起跳有氧舞的 1417 01:15:57,620 --> 01:16:00,200 WHY WHY TELL ME WHY 1418 01:16:07,370 --> 01:16:07,700 不许动 1419 01:16:08,870 --> 01:16:09,370 CID 1420 01:16:09,950 --> 01:16:12,330 听着 冷静点 把剪刀给我 1421 01:16:12,830 --> 01:16:14,410 慢点慢点 坐下 1422 01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:16,120 你是不是陈龙 1423 01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:17,950 是不是陈龙 1424 01:16:18,250 --> 01:16:18,790 是呀 1425 01:16:19,290 --> 01:16:19,870 那小孩呢 1426 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:22,080 林太儿子不见了关我屁事 1427 01:16:22,790 --> 01:16:24,080 你怎么知道林太太儿子不见了 1428 01:16:24,950 --> 01:16:26,040 ​​所有人都知道了 1429 01:16:26,450 --> 01:16:28,540 电视台 报纸一天到晚拼命地登 1430 01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:29,700 那小孩呢 1431 01:16:30,410 --> 01:16:32,410 不知道 我开托儿所的 1432 01:16:34,290 --> 01:16:35,500 开托儿所 1433 01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:38,040 你这里住几个人呐 1434 01:16:38,540 --> 01:16:39,250 我一个人啊 1435 01:16:41,250 --> 01:16:42,620 那上下两层你睡哪里啊 1436 01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:44,410 我高兴睡上面就上面 1437 01:16:44,660 --> 01:16:45,660 高兴下面就下面 1438 01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:49,080 这本书你看的啊 1439 01:16:49,410 --> 01:16:49,830 是啊 1440 01:16:50,290 --> 01:16:51,290 你有毛病啊这么大个人 1441 01:16:51,540 --> 01:16:52,540 看四岁小孩子的书 1442 01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:53,790 看小孩的书 1443 01:16:54,580 --> 01:16:56,120 有没有写着大人不可以看呢 1444 01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:00,080 这也是你玩的 1445 01:17:00,580 --> 01:17:01,160 是啊 1446 01:17:02,750 --> 01:17:03,660 你真的看过是吗 1447 01:17:05,660 --> 01:17:07,750 我现在问你个问题 1448 01:17:08,660 --> 01:17:10,250 笑叮当的好朋友是谁啊 1449 01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:12,290 是谁啊 1450 01:17:12,830 --> 01:17:13,950 大 大什么 1451 01:17:14,700 --> 01:17:15,410 大 1452 01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:18,450 大雄啊大大 还说知道 1453 01:17:18,950 --> 01:17:19,910 我再问你一个问题 1454 01:17:20,580 --> 01:17:22,370 一拉叮当的尾巴会有什么事发生 1455 01:17:22,450 --> 01:17:23,330 有什么事发生呀 1456 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:25,120 放屁 1457 01:17:25,540 --> 01:17:26,580 我放你的屁 放屁 1458 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:27,450 你够了吧你 1459 01:17:27,700 --> 01:17:28,330 你说吧 1460 01:17:28,540 --> 01:17:29,410 老实点 1461 01:17:30,790 --> 01:17:31,450 生气 1462 01:17:31,870 --> 01:17:33,290 我快要生气了 1463 01:17:33,830 --> 01:17:34,580 最后一次机会 1464 01:17:35,830 --> 01:17:38,040 小叮当的口袋可以装多少样东西 1465 01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:39,290 多少样 1466 01:17:40,330 --> 01:17:41,950 看看东西是大还是小 1467 01:17:42,410 --> 01:17:43,500 我看你的头 1468 01:17:43,950 --> 01:17:44,540 再说一次 1469 01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:51,540 一大堆一大堆 1470 01:17:51,620 --> 01:17:53,160 好了好了这么打会痛的嘛 1471 01:17:54,790 --> 01:17:56,870 龙兄 大家都是出来混混的嘛 1472 01:17:57,290 --> 01:17:58,330 鱼帮水水帮鱼 1473 01:17:58,790 --> 01:18:01,120 如果只是绑票罪 1474 01:18:01,540 --> 01:18:02,870 我们帮帮你呢只做半年 1475 01:18:03,290 --> 01:18:04,370 扣点公定假期什么的 1476 01:18:04,790 --> 01:18:05,750 三天就可以出来了 1477 01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:08,290 说吧 小孩子在那里 1478 01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:10,700 跟你说不知道 1479 01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:12,950 我只帮林太太开了​​一个礼拜车 1480 01:18:13,370 --> 01:18:14,910 她小孩不见了关我什么事吗 1481 01:18:15,910 --> 01:18:18,500 龙哥 你这个表现就是不合作嘛 1482 01:18:18,910 --> 01:18:20,370 这小车子谁玩的 1483 01:18:20,830 --> 01:18:21,410 谁玩的 1484 01:18:21,870 --> 01:18:22,330 我啊 1485 01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:23,750 这小车子你玩的 1486 01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:25,950 这小车子小孩子玩的 老大 1487 01:18:27,450 --> 01:18:29,580 小孩子 你玩给我看看 1488 01:18:29,830 --> 01:18:31,080 玩变形金刚给我看看 1489 01:18:31,370 --> 01:18:32,000 变形金刚怎么 1490 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,040 你拿变形金刚来唬我啊 我也会变 1491 01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:39,700 不对 1492 01:18:40,410 --> 01:18:41,200 有什么不对的 1493 01:18:41,660 --> 01:18:43,660 有头有脸 左肺右肺 左肾右肾 1494 01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:44,620 还有肚脐眼 1495 01:18:45,790 --> 01:18:47,000 不对啊 什么不对 1496 01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:47,830 我来我来我来 1497 01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:54,120 脖子那么长啊 1498 01:18:54,290 --> 01:18:55,120 ET啊 1499 01:18:55,540 --> 01:18:56,500 不是这样的 1500 01:19:04,450 --> 01:19:05,330 鼻子那么长啊 1501 01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:07,910 象鼻金刚啊 没听说过 1502 01:19:09,410 --> 01:19:10,450 好了好了 1503 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:12,120 拿着 1504 01:19:12,700 --> 01:19:14,700 龙兄 这些小孩子玩的东西呢 1505 01:19:14,700 --> 01:19:16,040 你就不要来唬我们了 1506 01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:17,910 大家合作呢 都有好处 1507 01:19:18,450 --> 01:19:20,290 何鸿燊的案子也是我们办的 1508 01:19:20,700 --> 01:19:22,040 本来他要坐六个月的 1509 01:19:22,250 --> 01:19:23,620 后来呢我们说说呢 1510 01:19:23,830 --> 01:19:25,500 ​他半个月就出来了这个什么金刚 1511 01:19:25,620 --> 01:19:26,160 我来呀 1512 01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:36,120 变形金刚 变形金刚 1513 01:19:37,370 --> 01:19:38,410 别动 CID 1514 01:19:38,410 --> 01:19:40,250 别动 CID 1515 01:19:53,700 --> 01:19:56,700 下次你想抢功的话通知一声吧 1516 01:19:57,540 --> 01:19:58,750 这样我多没面子 1517 01:20:11,700 --> 01:20:13,450 这双鞋子一直放在你家里吗 1518 01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:14,450 是 1519 01:20:14,580 --> 01:20:16,200 鞋子上面的血是不是唯唯的 1520 01:20:17,660 --> 01:20:19,080 我已经说过好多次了 1521 01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:21,620 那次我开车送他上课 1522 01:20:22,620 --> 01:20:23,910 他在车上流鼻血 1523 01:20:24,330 --> 01:20:25,000 滴在上面的 1524 01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:27,750 唯唯失踪的那一天 1525 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:29,290 你一整天都在家里吗 1526 01:20:30,830 --> 01:20:32,200 哪天失踪的我不知道 1527 01:20:32,660 --> 01:20:34,370 但是六月十八日的那天 1528 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:36,620 我自己在家看世界足球赛 1529 01:20:37,540 --> 01:20:38,200 一个人看 1530 01:20:38,830 --> 01:20:39,290 是 1531 01:20:46,330 --> 01:20:48,160 我告诉过你叫你别管这个案子 1532 01:20:48,750 --> 01:20:49,750 你没有搜查令 1533 01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:51,410 就到人家家里去乱翻 1534 01:20:51,870 --> 01:20:53,040 幸好梁探长精明 1535 01:20:53,790 --> 01:20:55,580 找到一双有血的鞋子 1536 01:20:57,160 --> 01:20:58,080 你听着 1537 01:20:58,750 --> 01:21:00,830 这件案子对你来说是关门了 1538 01:21:01,250 --> 01:21:02,620 就是中止调查 1539 01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:06,330 我现在等律政司的指示 1540 01:21:06,790 --> 01:21:07,830 看看他有没有起诉 1541 01:21:07,830 --> 01:21:10,160 朱探长朱探长 我是冤枉的 1542 01:21:10,450 --> 01:21:12,080 这个变形金刚真是我的 1543 01:21:12,290 --> 01:21:13,120 什么变形金刚 1544 01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:14,580 救火车 1545 01:21:14,790 --> 01:21:16,580 我不管救火车也好棺材车也好 1546 01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:18,700 总之这案子对你来说是关门了 1547 01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:21,370 关门了 关门了 关门了 1548 01:21:21,870 --> 01:21:23,000 出去 懂不懂 1549 01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:24,950 队长 1550 01:21:54,620 --> 01:21:56,080 他说耶稣带走他 1551 01:21:56,500 --> 01:21:58,120 他说还有ET 1552 01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:01,120 这个五指山 我每天都看见 1553 01:22:01,580 --> 01:22:02,910 他和耶稣一起划艇 1554 01:22:14,620 --> 01:22:17,080 五指山下划小船 1555 01:22:17,540 --> 01:22:18,330 上哪找五指山呢 1556 01:22:39,870 --> 01:22:41,910 走吧 蛋挞 蛋挞 1557 01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:43,700 鸭脷洲有五根烟囱的那边 1558 01:22:43,870 --> 01:22:44,700 还有没有别的名字 1559 01:22:45,410 --> 01:22:46,160 五指山 1560 01:22:46,660 --> 01:22:47,660 五指山 1561 01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:49,750 我现在怀疑那个藏起唯唯的人 1562 01:22:49,870 --> 01:22:50,660 是长头发的 1563 01:22:50,830 --> 01:22:51,950 那个疯婆子可能见过他 1564 01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:53,830 你立刻开车带我去问问她 1565 01:22:54,290 --> 01:22:55,450 别开玩笑了朱探长 1566 01:22:55,750 --> 01:22:57,080 你问个疯婆子小孩在哪 1567 01:22:57,250 --> 01:22:58,620 只有万分之一的机会 1568 01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:00,620 我还要赶着去彩排呢 1569 01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:02,250 万分之一的机会 1570 01:23:03,410 --> 01:23:05,160 如果是你的亲生儿子 1571 01:23:05,620 --> 01:23:07,500 万分之一的机会 1572 01:23:07,950 --> 01:23:08,660 你会不会去问问呐 1573 01:23:10,620 --> 01:23:12,700 走了走了 快点快点 1574 01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:19,410 朱探长 明明是陈龙杀了唯唯的 1575 01:23:19,700 --> 01:23:20,540 不用再查了 1576 01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:21,870 这个变形金刚 1577 01:23:21,870 --> 01:23:23,040 连我这么聪明都不会变 1578 01:23:23,540 --> 01:23:24,410 他很快就变好了 1579 01:23:24,870 --> 01:23:25,870 证明他没有说谎了 1580 01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:28,080 花姐 1581 01:23:30,790 --> 01:23:31,580 花姐 1582 01:23:33,910 --> 01:23:34,370 芳姐 1583 01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:39,200 芳姐 好不好啊 1584 01:23:39,830 --> 01:23:41,500 相信我了迟不迟呀 1585 01:23:42,870 --> 01:23:44,500 花姐 在吃什么呢 1586 01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:45,700 吃面包 1587 01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:50,200 面包 不是给你吃的你是坏人 1588 01:23:51,370 --> 01:23:52,790 你是好人我给你吃 1589 01:23:53,250 --> 01:23:54,500 好 谢谢 1590 01:23:54,950 --> 01:23:55,500 花姐 1591 01:23:55,950 --> 01:23:57,540 你说那个耶稣藏了个小孩子的 1592 01:23:57,830 --> 01:23:58,450 在哪里呀 1593 01:23:58,950 --> 01:24:01,830 你欠我五十万奖金还没给我呢 1594 01:24:02,290 --> 01:24:03,450 你没跟那个教授拿吗 1595 01:24:03,910 --> 01:24:05,410 拿 一天到晚骗我 1596 01:24:05,660 --> 01:24:06,370 神经病 1597 01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:09,040 你看不记得开支票给你 1598 01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:09,830 支票簿 支票薄 1599 01:24:09,950 --> 01:24:11,540 你身上有支票簿的拿来 1600 01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:14,500 上面有我的签名 1601 01:24:14,950 --> 01:24:16,250 我写好了以后呢一定拿得到的 1602 01:24:16,660 --> 01:24:17,200 五十万 1603 01:24:17,660 --> 01:24:20,540 你记住跟那个有学问的教授拿啊 1604 01:24:22,660 --> 01:24:23,580 是不是真的有啊 1605 01:24:23,830 --> 01:24:25,620 当然真的有啊你问他 他是好人 1606 01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:27,250 行 一定拿到钱 1607 01:24:27,620 --> 01:24:29,160 相信了吧一定拿得到 1608 01:24:30,370 --> 01:24:32,370 就在那边了 1609 01:24:32,950 --> 01:24:34,160 那条船上面 1610 01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:36,910 锁在船上的那个耶稣呢 1611 01:24:37,250 --> 01:24:38,250 说是他的儿子 1612 01:24:38,700 --> 01:24:40,250 其实他哪里有儿子啊 1613 01:24:40,790 --> 01:24:43,120 去年他出海 整条船都翻了 1614 01:24:43,410 --> 01:24:44,540 全家人都死了 1615 01:24:45,290 --> 01:24:47,120 我在电视上认得那个小孩子的 1616 01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:49,370 怎么看不见呢 1617 01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:50,580 他晚上才出来的 1618 01:24:51,370 --> 01:24:53,540 那么多船 在哪条船里啊 1619 01:24:55,830 --> 01:24:57,250 你想知道 当然了 1620 01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:02,950 我拿了钱就告诉你 1621 01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:06,870 走吧 1622 01:25:12,700 --> 01:25:14,750 朱探长 我们先吃点东西 1623 01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:16,540 有一千多条船啊 1624 01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:31,290 小声点啊 1625 01:25:40,790 --> 01:25:41,950 蟑螂也害怕 1626 01:25:47,870 --> 01:25:48,580 掉下去了 1627 01:25:49,370 --> 01:25:51,000 鞋子 鞋里面 1628 01:25:51,660 --> 01:25:53,410 不是啊 唯唯的鞋子 1629 01:25:57,790 --> 01:26:00,200 唯唯失踪时穿的鞋袜 1630 01:26:03,790 --> 01:26:06,000 娇娇 你马上打电话给总部 1631 01:26:06,500 --> 01:26:07,660 快 快 快 1632 01:26:08,160 --> 01:26:08,750 跟我来跟我来 1633 01:26:34,540 --> 01:26:36,080 没有了 吃完了 没有了 1634 01:26:37,250 --> 01:26:39,330 你脸上有让它舔你脸嘛 1635 01:26:42,330 --> 01:26:43,700 快点 搞定它 1636 01:26:49,540 --> 01:26:50,620 好痒啊 1637 01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:12,040 你是剪头发的 1638 01:27:13,370 --> 01:27:15,620 这样的我也想剪头发 1639 01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:16,500 因为我也想变漂亮点 1640 01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:17,500 他们说你是耶稣 1641 01:27:17,790 --> 01:27:19,540 你剪头发剪得最好了 1642 01:27:20,040 --> 01:27:21,120 这是我的好朋友 1643 01:27:21,290 --> 01:27:22,120 我们一起剪好不好 1644 01:27:22,370 --> 01:27:23,910 一起剪 来坐坐坐 1645 01:27:24,410 --> 01:27:25,290 叫耶稣哥 耶稣哥 1646 01:27:25,500 --> 01:27:27,660 耶稣哥剪头发最棒了 他是好人 1647 01:27:27,700 --> 01:27:29,410 我们坐下来排队 1648 01:27:29,750 --> 01:27:30,830 没关系 你慢慢剪 1649 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:31,910 剪完他就轮到我们了 1650 01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:40,080 现在已经八点钟了 1651 01:27:40,540 --> 01:27:41,950 对不起啊耶稣哥 1652 01:27:42,120 --> 01:27:44,080 我们今天晚上要参加香港小姐选举 1653 01:27:44,410 --> 01:27:45,830 我想先剪你不介意吧 1654 01:27:46,160 --> 01:27:48,290 谢谢你啊 小朋友你先过来 1655 01:27:48,290 --> 01:27:49,450 让我们先剪好不好 1656 01:27:49,910 --> 01:27:51,750 让我先剪 1657 01:27:52,910 --> 01:27:54,790 他先剪 他先剪就他先剪 1658 01:27:55,290 --> 01:27:57,000 他比较重要 他是选美的评判员 1659 01:27:57,290 --> 01:27:58,750 快点谢谢耶稣哥 1660 01:27:58,750 --> 01:28:00,160 耶稣哥剪的头发好漂亮 1661 01:28:00,660 --> 01:28:02,410 快点叫小朋友过来 1662 01:28:04,290 --> 01:28:06,330 让我先剪吧 小朋友你先过来吧 1663 01:28:06,620 --> 01:28:11,410 小朋友 过来 乖 过来 1664 01:28:15,080 --> 01:28:17,000 朱探长 我刚打电话回去他们说 1665 01:28:21,370 --> 01:28:24,120 耶稣哥 你认不认得她 1666 01:28:24,370 --> 01:28:25,040 十八号乔娇娇 1667 01:28:25,290 --> 01:28:27,370 香港小姐今天晚上要上电视的那个 1668 01:28:27,660 --> 01:28:28,330 叫耶稣哥 1669 01:28:29,450 --> 01:28:30,080 耶稣哥 1670 01:28:30,580 --> 01:28:31,910 耶稣哥剪头发好棒 1671 01:28:32,450 --> 01:28:33,500 我们现在排队等他剪 1672 01:28:33,950 --> 01:28:35,250 你也要排队啊 1673 01:28:36,700 --> 01:28:38,540 现在这样好了 你摆个姿势 1674 01:28:38,790 --> 01:28:40,620 让耶稣哥看看你今晚那些姿势 1675 01:28:41,450 --> 01:28:42,290 让耶稣哥指点一下 1676 01:28:42,450 --> 01:28:44,370 那些什么什么单恋那失恋哪 1677 01:28:45,120 --> 01:28:46,910 表演的那些嘛坐点给人家看看 1678 01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:48,830 给耶稣哥指点一下有什么关系 1679 01:28:50,540 --> 01:28:51,290 我就是这个样子 1680 01:28:59,410 --> 01:29:01,660 这个姿势呢 就是我的弱点 1681 01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:03,120 我有两个弱点 1682 01:29:03,620 --> 01:29:04,620 第一个 挺胸 1683 01:29:05,620 --> 01:29:07,660 我没有胸怎么挺嘛 你说对不对 1684 01:29:08,450 --> 01:29:11,580 第二个弱点呢 就是胳肢窝的猫对着评判 1685 01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:13,700 一定会扣分的对不对 1686 01:29:13,910 --> 01:29:15,330 你说对不对 1687 01:29:30,200 --> 01:29:32,500 把小孩给我 把小孩给我 1688 01:29:41,330 --> 01:29:42,290 你不要走啊 1689 01:29:42,700 --> 01:29:43,370 你没事吗 1690 01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:45,000 我的腿 1691 01:29:46,120 --> 01:29:47,620 蛋挞 她腿受伤了 1692 01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:49,200 你小心呀先把她抬出外面 1693 01:29:50,120 --> 01:29:51,080 快点 1694 01:29:56,370 --> 01:29:58,290 朱探长快走啊 下面很危险 1695 01:29:58,290 --> 01:29:59,870 你先把她扶到外面再说 1696 01:29:59,950 --> 01:30:00,700 朱探长 1697 01:30:04,120 --> 01:30:05,620 儿子你没事吧 不要怕 1698 01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:09,580 你不要怕 我不会伤害你的 1699 01:30:10,370 --> 01:30:11,580 我把枪拿开点 1700 01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:13,700 我真是来剪头发的 1701 01:30:15,950 --> 01:30:17,370 我在跟耶稣研究发型呢 1702 01:30:17,830 --> 01:30:19,870 关你什么事你们下来干什么上去 1703 01:30:21,290 --> 01:30:23,450 香港小姐这个头发是要剪漂亮一点嘛 1704 01:30:31,700 --> 01:30:33,950 你骗我 你说不伤害我们 1705 01:30:34,950 --> 01:30:36,000 你想打死我的儿子 1706 01:30:36,750 --> 01:30:37,660 你射我不要紧 1707 01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:39,450 你不可以射我的儿子 1708 01:30:39,950 --> 01:30:41,620 我怎么会打你的儿子呢你神经病 1709 01:30:42,080 --> 01:30:42,750 快点把抢放下 1710 01:30:43,250 --> 01:30:44,910 指着我的枪没是空枪没子弹的 1711 01:30:44,950 --> 01:30:45,580 你知不知道 1712 01:30:45,830 --> 01:30:47,160 刚才砰砰砰砰子弹已经射光了 1713 01:30:47,620 --> 01:30:48,580 砰​​砰砰砰 四响 1714 01:30:49,080 --> 01:30:49,830 砰砰砰砰砰砰 六下 1715 01:30:49,830 --> 01:30:50,790 是空枪 快点还给我吧 1716 01:30:51,290 --> 01:30:53,910 砰砰砰砰 四响 1717 01:30:54,450 --> 01:30:56,540 明明是砰砰砰砰砰砰已经六响了 1718 01:30:56,700 --> 01:30:58,160 把枪还给我 空枪啊 1719 01:30:58,620 --> 01:31:01,700 你不信你试试吧 我没有骗你 1720 01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:03,370 不是指你自己啊 1721 01:31:03,870 --> 01:31:05,620 喂喂 也不是指他 1722 01:31:06,620 --> 01:31:07,870 你指着我的头干什么 1723 01:31:07,910 --> 01:31:09,040 低点低点低一点 1724 01:31:12,290 --> 01:31:14,080 向天向天开 1725 01:31:17,540 --> 01:31:20,040 你刚才说四颗 我说是六颗 1726 01:31:20,540 --> 01:31:22,870 咱们就算是打和 就是五颗对不对 1727 01:31:23,120 --> 01:31:24,830 你试试 你再试试 1728 01:31:30,620 --> 01:31:31,660 你冷静点冷静点 1729 01:31:32,250 --> 01:31:33,700 没人会伤害你的 1730 01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:35,790 把小孩放过来 1731 01:31:36,910 --> 01:31:39,250 这个小孩子是上帝给我的 1732 01:31:39,250 --> 01:31:40,790 他杀了我三个儿子 1733 01:31:41,120 --> 01:31:42,290 该赔一个给我 1734 01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:44,540 这是林太太的儿子 1735 01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:46,580 人家母子分离很可怜的吗 1736 01:31:47,080 --> 01:31:47,580 把孩子还给我 来 1737 01:31:47,750 --> 01:31:49,450 她有两个一模一样的 1738 01:31:49,580 --> 01:31:51,040 给我一个有什么关系呀 1739 01:31:51,540 --> 01:31:52,700 腿还一模一样呢 1740 01:31:52,700 --> 01:31:53,870 砍一条给我行不行啊 1741 01:31:53,870 --> 01:31:54,620 当然不行啦 1742 01:31:54,790 --> 01:31:56,790 来 把小孩还给我 1743 01:31:59,910 --> 01:32:01,750 给我 来来来 给我 1744 01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:03,620 我喜欢他 1745 01:32:04,330 --> 01:32:05,540 我知道你喜欢他 1746 01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:06,910 就是因为这歌原因吗 1747 01:32:07,410 --> 01:32:08,540 他这么可爱 是不是 1748 01:32:08,700 --> 01:32:10,200 那烧死他多可怜呢对不对 1749 01:32:10,870 --> 01:32:11,830 再说了 1750 01:32:12,370 --> 01:32:14,500 再说他可以叫你干爹的对不对 1751 01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:16,410 快点叫干爹啊 1752 01:32:17,790 --> 01:32:18,660 干爹 1753 01:32:18,660 --> 01:32:20,040 对了他都叫你干爹了 1754 01:32:20,540 --> 01:32:21,120 你不能杀死他啊对不对 1755 01:32:21,660 --> 01:32:23,290 他是你干儿子 先把孩子给我 1756 01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:24,870 十几年以后 1757 01:32:25,160 --> 01:32:26,160 和你一起去打猎多好对不对 干爹 1758 01:32:26,330 --> 01:32:27,540 干爹 来来来 干爹 1759 01:32:27,580 --> 01:32:31,580 把可爱的的儿子给我 1760 01:32:32,200 --> 01:32:35,080 好好干儿子 真乖 1761 01:32:44,870 --> 01:32:46,370 朱探长 快点上来 1762 01:32:52,540 --> 01:32:54,330 把小孩子抱上去 1763 01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:57,910 朱探长 上来啊 1764 01:32:59,830 --> 01:33:01,910 马上来马上来 1765 01:33:06,450 --> 01:33:07,040 起身 1766 01:33:07,540 --> 01:33:09,620 不去 不去 1767 01:33:10,120 --> 01:33:12,620 出去 出去 1768 01:33:12,620 --> 01:33:14,000 不去 不去 1769 01:33:25,250 --> 01:33:27,370 不要 不要 1770 01:33:27,870 --> 01:33:30,040 你不上去 我一枪打死你 1771 01:33:33,580 --> 01:33:35,290 朱探长 快 要爆炸了 1772 01:33:56,830 --> 01:33:57,830 我妈妈呢 1773 01:33:58,330 --> 01:33:59,040 妈妈在家里 1774 01:33:59,040 --> 01:34:00,040 我送你回去 1775 01:34:00,200 --> 01:34:01,160 爸爸呢 1776 01:34:01,830 --> 01:34:03,330 爸爸旅行完了就回来了 1777 01:34:05,620 --> 01:34:07,450 娇娇 你痛不痛 1778 01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:09,000 一点点 1779 01:34:09,830 --> 01:34:10,950 我会打电话给你爸爸的 1780 01:34:11,540 --> 01:34:11,870 你放心吧 1781 01:34:12,950 --> 01:34:14,080 别担心我了 1782 01:34:14,910 --> 01:34:17,450 快点把维维送给他妈妈吧 1783 01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:19,080 你小心点 1784 01:34:20,620 --> 01:34:21,790 老大 轻一点嘛 1785 01:34:37,910 --> 01:34:39,080 各位朋友 1786 01:34:40,080 --> 01:34:41,620 由于我私人的理由 1787 01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:44,790 暂时不能和大家再见面了 1788 01:34:45,120 --> 01:34:47,370 今天是最后一次机会 1789 01:34:48,080 --> 01:34:51,120 ​​好多朋友写信打电话来问候我 1790 01:34:51,870 --> 01:34:53,450 非常谢谢你们的关心 1791 01:34:54,330 --> 01:34:57,540 希望很快 我们大家又能再见面 1792 01:34:58,080 --> 01:35:00,660 我叫我的大儿子跟你们说一声再见 1793 01:35:01,660 --> 01:35:02,410 威威 1794 01:35:02,910 --> 01:35:03,660 维维啊 1795 01:35:11,620 --> 01:35:15,160 妈咪 1796 01:35:26,700 --> 01:35:28,870 妈咪 维维 1797 01:35:34,910 --> 01:35:37,660 维维 1798 01:35:43,950 --> 01:35:46,250 妈咪想死你了 谁送你回来的 1799 01:35:53,620 --> 01:35:55,330 谢谢你 谢谢你 1800 01:35:58,040 --> 01:36:00,200 谢谢你 谢谢你 1801 01:36:02,250 --> 01:36:03,160 谢谢 1802 01:36:06,660 --> 01:36:09,200 谢谢你 巧克力探长 1803 01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:14,000 找到一只鞋子 就说人家是凶手 1804 01:36:14,620 --> 01:36:16,290 人家一个人看足球赛 1805 01:36:16,620 --> 01:36:17,580 又说没有人证 1806 01:36:18,080 --> 01:36:19,790 你是几个人看足球赛啊 1807 01:36:20,200 --> 01:36:20,750 一个人 1808 01:36:21,120 --> 01:36:22,120 我也是一个人 1809 01:36:22,450 --> 01:36:23,790 你怎么不抓我们两个 1810 01:36:24,660 --> 01:36:25,370 从今天起 1811 01:36:25,870 --> 01:36:27,620 你接管大肚婆黄太太所有的案件 1812 01:36:28,160 --> 01:36:29,910 阿SIR 进来 1813 01:36:31,250 --> 01:36:31,790 等等 1814 01:36:32,750 --> 01:36:33,290 SIR 1815 01:36:33,790 --> 01:36:35,660 立刻把许议员的猫给我找回来 1816 01:36:35,910 --> 01:36:36,330 队长 这些是 1817 01:36:36,330 --> 01:36:37,950 我叫你出去 1818 01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:41,790 朱探长 1819 01:36:42,700 --> 01:36:43,700 朱探长 1820 01:36:44,580 --> 01:36:46,160 不用怕 1821 01:36:48,910 --> 01:36:49,750 坐下 坐下 1822 01:36:50,450 --> 01:36:52,370 今天有很多记者打电话来 1823 01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:55,080 说你非常英勇 1824 01:36:55,580 --> 01:36:56,120 为警队争了光 1825 01:36:56,370 --> 01:36:57,660 巧克力探长 1826 01:36:59,290 --> 01:37:00,040 谢谢队长 1827 01:37:05,080 --> 01:37:06,870 不过唯一可惜的就是 1828 01:37:07,250 --> 01:37:08,370 娇娇失去了这次 1829 01:37:08,580 --> 01:37:10,000 竞选香港小姐的机会 1830 01:37:10,540 --> 01:37:11,410 她明年可以再选吗 是不是 1831 01:37:12,330 --> 01:37:14,750 明年她二十六岁 超龄了 1832 01:37:15,450 --> 01:37:16,870 那么老了 是啊 1833 01:37:17,200 --> 01:37:18,620 所以我已经决定派她 1834 01:37:19,500 --> 01:37:20,370 跟你学习 1835 01:37:21,790 --> 01:37:23,120 谢谢队长 1836 01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:25,080 哦对了 1837 01:37:25,750 --> 01:37:27,830 年底升总探长的那件事 1838 01:37:31,410 --> 01:37:32,370 我心里有数 1839 01:37:33,830 --> 01:37:36,700 乔队长 这句话你已经说了五年 1840 01:37:37,080 --> 01:37:38,910 可是我以前没有把女儿交给你啊 1841 01:37:42,040 --> 01:37:44,330 我要不要先把这个牌子拿下来 1842 01:37:44,870 --> 01:37:45,790 就让它挂那吧 1843 01:37:55,910 --> 01:37:57,290 我先出去了 1844 01:37:58,040 --> 01:37:59,750 门口在那边 1845 01:38:09,290 --> 01:38:10,910 朱探长 老板怎样说呀 1846 01:38:11,450 --> 01:38:14,160 至于年底升总探长的问​​题 1847 01:38:25,080 --> 01:38:27,080 朱探长 这个不关你的事 1848 01:38:27,620 --> 01:38:28,660 马上就都关我的事了 1849 01:38:30,200 --> 01:38:31,410 朱探长 车子在那边 1850 01:38:33,750 --> 01:38:34,700 不许笑 1851 01:38:35,080 --> 01:38:36,290 娇娇 怎么样啊没事吧 1852 01:38:37,370 --> 01:38:38,080 没事 1853 01:38:38,620 --> 01:38:40,410 不要意思啊 能选美 1854 01:38:41,540 --> 01:38:43,160 现在没事了吧 没事 1855 01:38:43,700 --> 01:38:46,500 小事情嘛 1856 01:38:47,500 --> 01:38:49,410 朱探长 你有没有看今天的报纸 1857 01:38:49,700 --> 01:38:50,910 昨晚选港姐啊 1858 01:38:51,500 --> 01:38:52,750 居然选了这么个玩意儿出来 1859 01:38:52,950 --> 01:38:53,250 你看 1860 01:38:53,870 --> 01:38:54,580 所以你们说吗 1861 01:38:55,120 --> 01:38:56,160 如果不是我的腿受伤了 1862 01:38:56,290 --> 01:38:57,160 去参加选美的话 1863 01:38:57,450 --> 01:38:58,540 会选第几名啊 1864 01:39:00,910 --> 01:39:02,250 这东西不是我的饭碗我不清楚 1865 01:39:02,620 --> 01:39:03,700 不可以不清楚一定要说 1866 01:39:04,250 --> 01:39:04,700 说呀 1867 01:39:05,080 --> 01:39:06,870 其实啊你的鼻子比她还要大呢 1868 01:39:07,410 --> 01:39:08,540 你的腿比她细呢 1869 01:39:09,080 --> 01:39:10,000 不行不行这样说不行 1870 01:39:10,040 --> 01:39:11,410 你们要说第几名才行 1871 01:39:11,660 --> 01:39:12,620 第几才行呀 1872 01:39:12,830 --> 01:39:14,410 我数一 二 三 你们一起说 1873 01:39:14,410 --> 01:39:17,000 一 二 三 1874 01:39:17,580 --> 01:39:18,370 第三 1875 01:39:18,540 --> 01:39:19,080 第一 1876 01:39:19,620 --> 01:39:20,450 你说什么 1877 01:39:20,500 --> 01:39:21,700 朱探长叫我说第三的 1878 01:39:21,910 --> 01:39:23,000 蛋挞说第三的 1879 01:39:23,540 --> 01:39:25,500 第三 我会输给这个丑八怪 1880 01:39:25,790 --> 01:39:27,040 我凭什么输给他 1881 01:39:27,580 --> 01:39:29,330 我扒了你的皮 你不要跑 1882 01:39:29,660 --> 01:39:31,450 我今天非打死你不可 1883 01:39:31,450 --> 01:39:32,290 混球 1884 01:39:33,620 --> 01:39:34,620 APPLE 1885 01:39:35,160 --> 01:39:35,950 叫我文组长啊 1886 01:39:36,000 --> 01:39:36,910 你到底想怎么耍我啊 1887 01:39:37,120 --> 01:39:38,910 你听我说 旋转餐厅我没有去 1888 01:39:39,160 --> 01:39:40,080 你生气我知道 1889 01:39:40,080 --> 01:39:42,160 所以我特地买了巧克力来给你的嘛 1890 01:39:42,410 --> 01:39:43,410 最要紧的是救人吗 1891 01:39:43,410 --> 01:39:45,370 现在她们母子重逢了多开心呢 1892 01:39:45,700 --> 01:39:47,250 我特地买了巧克力来送给你的 1893 01:39:47,830 --> 01:39:50,660 你喜欢的嘛还有丝带 1894 01:39:51,250 --> 01:39:52,620 许议员 你可以放心 1895 01:39:52,910 --> 01:39:54,500 我已经出动所有的精英 1896 01:39:54,540 --> 01:39:56,500 帮你把你那只猫找回来 1897 01:39:57,160 --> 01:39:59,290 你不说你当心点 我打死你 1898 01:39:59,370 --> 01:40:01,120 你不要跑你还跑 1899 01:40:05,080 --> 01:40:05,700 是吗 1900 01:40:17,700 --> 01:40:20,000 教授 教授 1901 01:40:20,290 --> 01:40:21,080 我不是教授 1902 01:40:21,200 --> 01:40:24,250 我的五十万呢 你还欠我五十万呢 1903 01:40:24,700 --> 01:40:25,950 出动所有的精英 1904 01:40:25,950 --> 01:40:27,700 出动所有的精英来泡妞吧 1905 01:40:27,790 --> 01:40:29,160 我看这个警察局的人啊 1906 01:40:29,370 --> 01:40:30,200 全都像你一样 1907 01:40:31,910 --> 01:40:32,870 大情人 1908 01:40:34,500 --> 01:40:35,160 大情人 1909 01:40:42,080 --> 01:40:43,950 今天晚上一起吃饭吧 1910 01:40:43,950 --> 01:40:45,450 晚上一起吃饭 1911 01:40:46,040 --> 01:40:47,370 那我整个下午做什么呀 1912 01:40:47,620 --> 01:40:49,160 要吃饭现在去 114065

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