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SHE WORE A HABIT IN
SISTER ACT ONE AND TWO.
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BUT YOU'VE NEVER
SEEN HER QUITE LIKE THIS!
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OY! HOLD ON TO YOUR YARMULKE!
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WHEN WHOOPI'S IN CHARGE,
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
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♪ HAVAH NAGILAH
THIS FUNKY FEELIN' ♪
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♪ HAVAH NAGILAH
AIN'T IT FUNKY NOW ♪
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♪ HAVAH NAGILAH
THIS FUNKY FEELIN' ♪
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♪ HAVAH NAGILAH
AIN'T IT FUNKY NOW ♪♪
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RABBI CLARENCE, UH, WHY HAVE
YOU CHOSEN OUR SYNAGOGUE?
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RABBI CL... OH.
OH, YEAH, ME, YEAH.
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WELL, YOU SEE, MADE IN AMERICA
CAME OUT ON VIDEOCASSETTE...
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AND I WANTED TO JUST, YOU
KNOW, LAY LOW FOR A WHILE.
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SHE'S GOING FROM
DREADLOCKS TO BAGELS AND LOX.
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♪ DREIDEL, DREIDEL, DREIDEL
I MADE IT OUT OF CLAY, HEY ♪
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♪ FUNKY LITTLE DREIDEL
THE DREIDEL I SHALL PLAY ♪
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♪ IT HAD A LOVELY BODY WITH
LEGS SO SHORT AND THIN ♪
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♪ AND WHEN IT GETS ALL TIRED
IT STOPS, AND THEN I WIN ♪♪
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SHE'S GONE FROM SNOOP
DOGG TO SYNAGOGUE.
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ARE YOU FAMILIAR
WITH ROSH HASHANAH?
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YEAH, YEAH, SHAWNA.
SHE LIVED ON 175th STREET.
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NO, NO, NO. ROSH HASHANAH. ARE
YOU FAMILIAR WITH OUR BELIEFS?
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OH, WELL, RABBI, I KNOW
ALL 11 COMMANDMENTS.
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ELEVEN? THERE ARE
ONLY 10. WHAT IS 11?
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THOU SHALT NOT DATE A WHITE
ACTOR WHO PUTS ON BLACK FACE.
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AH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
WE'LL KEEP THAT. I LIKE IT.
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SISTER ACT 3: THIS AIN'T KOSHER.
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COMING THIS PASSOVER
TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
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♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
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- ♪ TAKE IT FROM MEIT'S A'IGHT TO BE ♪
- HI-YAH!
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ AND HOW WOULD YA... HOW
WOULD YA... HOW WOULD YA F... ♪
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♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪
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♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪
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♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS SAFE
TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪
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THIS IS JENNIFER MOSS, COMING TO
YOU LIVE FROM THE GREEN RIDGE FOREST,
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THE CENTER OF A BREWING CONTROVERSY
BETWEEN WILDLIFE CONSERVATIONALISTS...
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AND LOGGERS WHO WOULD
LIKE TO HAVE THIS AREA LEVELED.
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WITH ME NOW IS PARK
RANGER DAN McDERMOTT.
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HOW YA DOIN'? FINE, THANK YOU.
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UH, RANGER McDERMOTT, THESE
ISSUES ARE HIGHLY VOLATILE.
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CAN YOU SORT THEM
OUT FOR OUR VIEWERS?
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WELL, JENNIFER, IT PRETTY MUCH COMES
DOWN TO YOUR SPOTTED MARSH GOOSE.
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THERE'S FEWER THAN 900 OF THE
GEESE LEFT OUT IN THESE WOODS.
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WHEN THESE WOODS ARE GONE,
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YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH PLANT A KISS ON
THE FANNY OF THE SPOTTED MARSH GOOSE.
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THAT WOULD BE A SHAME
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
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BECAUSE THERE'S
NOTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL...
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THAN SEEING ONE OF THEM BIG BIRDS JUST
TAKE OFF OUT OF THE MARSH IN THE MORNIN'.
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IT WOULD BE ONE THING IF
THEY WERE HUNTING FOR FOOD.
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BUT IT'S THIS SENSELESS
KILLING I GOT A PROBLEM WITH.
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WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO RELOCATE
THE SPOTTED MARSH GOOSE...
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TO ANOTHER AREA, PERHAPS?
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WELL, YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE OUT
ONE ELEMENT OUT OF THE ECOSYSTEM.
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YOU GOT YOUR FLY, YOUR
MOSQUITO, YOU GOT YOUR ELM BEETLE.
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YOU TAKE THE GOOSE OUT, YOU'RE
UP TO YOUR EYEBALLS IN BUGS.
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THAT MAY BE. YET THE LOGGERS CONTEND THAT
THE ECONOMY OF GREEN RIDGE IS DEPENDENT...
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UPON THE VERY
CLEARING OF THE FOREST.
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SHORT TERM, YOU'RE
TALKING MAYBE 150 NEW JOBS.
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THAT'S KIND OF A PAIN,
IF YOU'RE OUT OF WORK.
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BUT THE STATE ALSO DEPENDS ON ITS
NATURE RESERVES AND TOURIST DOLLARS.
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YOU CUT THESE TREES BACK,
THEY'RE NOT COMING BACK.
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THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A VERY
TOUCHY AND SENSITIVE ISSUE.
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LOGGERS HAVE BEEN CLASHING WITH
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CONSERVATIONALISTS
HERE IN THESE VERY WOODS.
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HAVE THERE BEEN ANY
OUTBREAKS OF VIOLENCE LATELY?
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I AIN'T GONNA LIE TO YOU...
TEMPERS ARE FLARIN' HIGH.
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WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO
KEEP THINGS CIVILIZED, BUT
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I CAN'T GUARANTEE IT'S
GONNA STAY LIKE THAT.
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SO THE LOGGERS ARE NOT GOING TO
GIVE UP THESE WOODS WITHOUT A FIGHT.
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MISS, I'M FROM GREEN RIDGE,
AND I KNOW LUMBERJACKS.
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THEY LIKE TO GET LIQUORED UP AND FIGHT.
THEY'RE SCANDINAVIANS AND THEY'RE MEAN.
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IS THE DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
CLOSE TO MAKING A DECISION IN THIS MATTER?
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WELL, TELL YA THE TRUTH,
WE'RE NOT HOLDING OUR BREATH.
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SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU EXPECT THE FEDERAL
BUREAUCRACY TO TAKE ITS SWEET TIME?
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WELL, DOES A BEAR
DUMP IN THE WOODS?
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WELL, THANK YOU, RANGER
McDERMOTT, VERY MUCH.
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AND THROUGH IT ALL, THE SPOTTED
MARSH GOOSE FLIES PEACEFULLY OVERHEAD,
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UNAWARE THAT THEIR FATE IS BEING
DECIDED IN WASHINGTON AS WE SPEAK.
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FOR FOX NEWS, THIS IS JENNIFER
MOSS, GREEN RIDGE FOREST.
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♪♪
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FROM COMPTON, CA,
IT'S THE GANGSTA GROUP,
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A DOPE LOOK AT TODAY'S
FRESHEST ISSUES.
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NOW HERE'S YOUR
MODERATOR, BUSHWICK BILL.
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YO, YO, YO, YO, YO!
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MY NAME'S BUSHWICK BILL AND HERE'S
MY LITTLE COHOST PARTNER, CHUCKY.
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YEAH! YEAH!
N-N-N-NYAH! NYAH! NYAH!
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YO, YO. WELCOME TO
THE GANGSTA GROUP.
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IN THE HOUSE!
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ALL RIGHT, WITH ME TODAY
IS MY BOY, TUPAC SHAKUR,
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BOSS, ICE-T...
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AND FROM LONG BEACH,
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG.
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ISSUE ONE! VIOLENCE
IN RAP MUSIC!
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TOO MUCH? TUPAC?
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YOU SEE, THAT'S THE THING. WE'RE
JUST A REFLECTION OF SOCIETY, ALL RIGHT?
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CHECK IT OUT. SUPPOSE YOU
ORDER A PIZZA, RIGHT? AND IT'S COLD.
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YOU GOT COLD PEPPERONI AND COLD
SAUSAGE. YOU AIN'T GONNA BUST A CAP IN HIM?
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- OH, I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO LIKE HOT PIZZA IN HERE?
- I TELL YA WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.
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HOLD HIM DOWN, LET YOUR
BOYS GET A PIECE. ICE-T?
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- GOTTA SHOOT.
- BOSS?
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- SHOOT HIM.
- I SAY SHOOT HIM!
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ISSUE TWO! THE BRADY BILL!
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FIVE-DAY WAITIN' PERIOD
FOR YOUR HANDGUN.
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THOSE THOUGHTS?
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG!
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NOW, LET'S SAY, YOU KNOW, LIKE, YOU
KNOW, YOU GET OUT THE CAR, YOU KNOW,
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SOMEBODY STEP ON
MY AIR JORDANS, RIGHT?
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YOU EXPECT ME TO, YOU KNOW,
WAIT, YOU KNOW, DAYS TO KILL THE MAN?
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I ASK YOU, YOU KNOW, IS THAT
JUSTICE? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE
HELL YOU'RE SAYIN'. ICE-T?
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THAT DON'T REALLY
MATTER TO ME. RIGHT?
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I ALREADY GOT PLENTY OF
GUNS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
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- YEAH, ME TOO.
- BOSS.
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MAN, IT'LL TAKE YOU FIVE DAYS JUST TO
REACH THE DOORKNOB AT THE GUN STORE.
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SHUT UP, BEFORE I PUNCH YOU
IN YOUR KNEECAP. NEXT ISSUE!
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HEALTH CARE CRISIS. ICE-T?
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NOW, THAT'S AN
IMPORTANT ISSUE. UH-HUH?
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'CAUSE, I MEAN, LIKE,
JUST LAST WEEK...
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MY HOMEY, HE SHOT TWO PEOPLE,
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AND NEITHER ONE OF 'EM
HAD HEALTH INSURANCE.
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BUT I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WHAT ARE THEY
SUPPOSED TO DO, JUST FINGER A BROTHER?
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IT'S ALMOST TO THE POINT
WHERE YOU'RE AFRAID
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TO SHOOT PEOPLE. I
MEAN, NOT ME PERSONALLY.
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'CAUSE I WILL SHOOT PEOPLE.
WE KNOW THAT, HOMEBOY!
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WALKIN' 'CROSS THE STREET...
POW! POW! TUPAC IN TOWN!
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NOT UNTIL WE HAVE UNIVERSAL
HEALTH CARE IN THIS COUNTRY...
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WILL YOU BE ABLE TO BE FREE TO
SHOOT ANYBODY ANYTIME YOU CHOOSE.
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GIRL, YOU KINDA CUTE WHEN
YOU BANG ON YOUR CHEST.
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CHUCKY! NEXT ISSUE!
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- HILLARY CLINTON... BITCH OR HO? TUPAC!
- BITCH.
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- ALL RIGHT. SNOOP?
- HO.
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- BOSS?
- HO.
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ICE-T!
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AW, DAMN, SEE, NOW I'M
GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH BITCH.
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YOU ALL WRONG.
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IN FACT, HILLARY CLINTON IS
A SKEEZER! RIGHT, CHUCKY?
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YEAH! YEAH!
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NEXT ISSUE.
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IF YOU COULD SHOOT, BOBO... ONE
WHITE PERSON... WHO WOULD IT BE?
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- DAMN! JUST ONE?
- MM-HMM.
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WHITE PEOPLE ARE LIKE POTATO
CHIPS, RIGHT? YOU CAN'T SHOOT JUST ONE.
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DOES THE SUPREME COURT
COUNT AS JUST ONE PERSON?
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NO, BUT THE OLSEN TWINS DO,
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AND THEM LITTLE
HO'S IS MY CHOICE.
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NEXT ISSUE. NAFTA! FREE
TRADE WITH MEXICO AND CANADA.
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WHAT IMPACT WILL THAT
HAVE? SNOOP DOGGY DOGG!
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I DON'T REALLY BE KNOWIN', YOU KNOW,
WHAT BE UP WITH CANADA AND MEXICO, RIGHT?
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ALL I KNOW IS, SOME OF THEM
CANADIANS, LIKE, BE MESSIN' WITH ME, RIGHT,
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WHEN I BE IN MY CAR, YOU
KNOW, CHILLIN' AND STUFF, RIGHT?
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SO I DON'T KNOW, I
JUST DO WHAT I WILL DO.
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YOU BEEN PUFFIN' THAT CHRONIC, AIN'T YA?
'CAUSE YOU AIN'T MAKIN' NO SENSE! TUPAC!
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ABOUT NAFTA.
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ALL IT MEANS TO ME IS THAT I CAN SHOOT
COPS IN THREE DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.
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BANG! BANG! BANG!
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BOSS!
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WELL, I MEAN, HEY! SHOOT
TO KILL! SHOOT TO KILL!
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ALL RIGHT, SHUT UP, SHUT UP. ONLY
ONE MINUTE LEFT. PREDICTIONS! TUPAC!
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I PREDICT THIS YEAR THE COPS ARE
GONNA INSIST ON HARASSING ME...
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EVERY TIME I BUST A LITTLE
CAP IN SOMEBODY'S BUTT.
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I GOT A PREDICTION... CHUCKY GONNA
MAKE A NEW MOVIE! YEAH! CHUCKY!
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SNOOP DOGGY DOGG!
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I'M PREDICTIN' THAT MY ALBUM
WILL SELL 10 MILLION COPIES...
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RIGHT, WHEN I LET THIS BAZOOKA GO OFF
IN A CROWD... YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
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BOSS, LADY, COME HERE, GIRL!
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I PREDICT, TATTOO, IF YOU
TRY TO TOUCH MY THIGH,
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I'M GONNA BLOW
OUT YOUR OTHER EYE.
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YO, YO, YO! WATCH WHERE
YOU POINT THAT THING!
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HEY, HEY, HEY, SHOOT THE
BITCH, AND YOU'RE DEAD!
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DON'T BE POINTIN' THAT THING, LITTLE
MAN. UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
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DROP IT, SNOOP, OR
YOU'RE SIX FEET DEEP.
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THAT'S ALL THE TIME
WE GOT FOR TONIGHT.
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LITTLE CHUCKY, WHERE
YOUR GAT AT? YEAH, CHUCKY!
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I'LL SEE Y'ALL NEXT WEEK.
INCREASE THE PEACE! POW-POW-POW!
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♪♪
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ALL RIGHT, WE'RE CLEAR! CAN I
HAVE THE PROPS? THANK YOU.
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I WAS PLAYING GOLF YESTERDAY, AND
THERE WAS A GUY WHO LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
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I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU!
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EXCUSE ME, I'M SORRY. EXCUSE ME,
MR. SNOOPY DOGG. IT'S YOUR STOCKBROKER.
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OH, MAN, WHAT'S UP?
I.B.M. DROPPED AGAIN?
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YOU KNOW, I TOLD HIM TO KEEP HIS MONEY
IN UTILITIES, AND HE JUST DOESN'T LISTEN!
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LISTEN TO THIS HUSSY. SHE'S
GOT SIX CONDOS IN LONG BEACH!
195
00:10:16,849 --> 00:10:18,783
OH, YOU'RE FLYIN'!
196
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:22,286
WHO'S A GUY GOT TO PIMP-SLAP TO
GET A CAPPUCCINO AROUND THIS PLACE?
197
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,395
I'LL PIMP-SLAP YOU, ICE CREAM.
198
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:28,526
SOMEONE TAKE THIS DAMN
DOLL OUT OF MY HAND. PLEASE!
199
00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:34,631
HAT? THIS IMPERIAL CLASS
IS SOMETHING ELSE, AIN'T IT?
200
00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:37,634
YEAH, I JUST WISH I COULD ENJOY IT,
HONEY. IT'S JUST THIS TURBULENCE.
201
00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:40,170
I'M JUST NOT FEELING
TOO WELL RIGHT NOW.
202
00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:44,508
EXCUSE ME. DID I HEAR YOU SAY
SOMETHING ABOUT THE IMPERIAL CLASS?
203
00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,855
BECAUSE IT IS NUMBER
ONE. OKAY. THANKS, MAN.
204
00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:49,858
HI. MY NAME IS FRANCES, AND I'M GONNA BE
YOUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT FOR THE EVENING.
205
00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:51,816
IS THAT OKAY? THAT'S FINE.
206
00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:53,505
I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU ABOUT
OUR DINNER SPECIALS.
207
00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:54,964
FIRST, WOULD YOU LIKE
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
208
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,922
YEAH. DO YOU HAVE ANY JUICE?
WE COULD GO FOR SOME OF THAT.
209
00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,901
UH, WE HAVE SOME
LOVELY, LOVELY JUICES.
210
00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:01,837
WE HAVE A FRESHLY CRUSHED
VALENCIA ORANGE JUICE...
211
00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:04,595
SERVED IN A TALL GLASS.
212
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,410
IT'S FROSTED AROUND
THE TIP. THAT'S GOOD.
213
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,646
A SLICE OF TANGERINE, PUT THAT
ON THE SIDE OF THAT SUCKER...
214
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,603
SWEET AND TANGY TASTE.
215
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:16,774
THAT SOUNDS GREAT. GRAB
ME SOME OF THAT. YOU GOT IT.
216
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:19,410
HEY, EXCUSE ME, BIG MAN.
217
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,779
EXCUSE ME, BROTHER.
KINDA RAINY IN HERE.
218
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,727
SMELLS LIKE THE JOHN? YEAH.
219
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:28,085
UM, I GOTTA TELL YOU ABOUT
THE APPLE JUICE. NO, YOU DON'T.
220
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:31,133
UH, YES, I DO, RED. HEY, MAN...
221
00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:33,925
HEY, WATCH YOUR MOUTH, BRO.
222
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,927
WE TOOK 50 DIFFERENT APPLES
FROM 50 DIFFERENT STATES...
223
00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:40,430
AND CAME UP WITH A COMBINATION OF
APPLE JUICE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE.
224
00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:44,302
CAN I GET JUST PLAIN
ORANGE JUICE, MAN? SURE, MAN.
225
00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:49,151
EXCUSE ME. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TELL
YOU ABOUT OUR DINNER SPECIALS, SIR.
226
00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,886
AND PLEASE DON'T RAZZLE ME.
227
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,150
LOOK, JIMMIE
WALKER, I'VE HAD IT.
228
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:57,381
- IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW,
YOUR HUSBAND'S NOT DENZEL!
- YES, I KNOW.
229
00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:00,850
I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE
DINNER SPECIAL FOR THIS EVENING.
230
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:05,022
ITS A WONDERFUL BLEND OF
CAJUN CHICKEN AND CRAB MEAT.
231
00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:07,024
IT COMES IN SMALL CUPS.
232
00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:10,038
WHAT WE DO IS COVER IT SORT OF
LIKE A QUICHE, BUT WE DON'T USE EGGS.
233
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,995
WE USE A CRÈME.
234
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,997
A "CHRÈME"?
235
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,045
WELL, LOOK, MAN,
FORGET THE CRÈME.
236
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,936
MY WIFE IS SICK. JUST BRING US SOME
SELTZER WATER. THAT'S ALL WE NEED FROM YOU.
237
00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:23,340
I CAN DO THAT. JUST CRÈME YOUR
A... OVER THERE AND GET ME SOME.
238
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,310
BY THE WAY, NICE WIG. YOU
FORGET THE CHIN STRAP?
239
00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:28,379
HA, HA, HA.
240
00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:32,883
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?
241
00:12:32,951 --> 00:12:34,885
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?
242
00:12:34,953 --> 00:12:37,933
BEFORE WE TOUCH GROUND, YOU GUYS WOULD
LOVE TO KNOW WHAT WE'RE HAVING FOR DINNER.
243
00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:41,125
I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS
REALLY, REALLY NICE RICE WE HAVE.
244
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,727
IT'S FROM LOUISIANA,
IMPORTED FROM VIETNAM.
245
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:48,299
IT'S A BROWN RICE. IT'S WONDERFUL.
IT'S LIKE UNCLE BEN'S UPTOWN COUSIN.
246
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:53,270
FINE. LOOK, JHERI CURL, ALL WE NEED
IS FOR YOU TO GET MY WIFE SOMETHING.
247
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,872
JUST BRING AN AIR BAG
FOR SOME SICKNESS.
248
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,008
- ARE YOU SICK?
- YES. THANK YOU.
249
00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:01,345
JUST GIVE ME ONE OF
THESE. EXCUSE ME, RED!
250
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:05,749
MAN, YOU NEED TO... WE
HAVE THE UNSCENTED ONE.
251
00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:08,753
THEN WE HAVE THE WONDERFULLY
CINNAMON-SCENTED ONE. OH! UH-HUH!
252
00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:12,790
OR WE HAVE A TRANSPARENT...
253
00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:14,458
HEY, BUDDY, THIS IS... HEY!
254
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:33,043
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BACK
UP. I THINK SHE SAW ALIENS.
255
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:37,447
I GUESS YOU DON'T COOK.
256
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:41,451
I JUST GOT THIS SUIT OUT OF THE
CLEANERS, AND YOU DONE MESSED IT UP.
257
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,500
I'M GONNA HAVE TO BUST YOU UP. IF I WERE
YOU I WOULDN'T COME FROM THAT DIRECTION.
258
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,458
'CAUSE WHAT I CAN DO HERE IS
BREAK THE ELBOW FROM THIS POINT.
259
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:52,129
TAKE IT DOWN, TAKE HIS SHOULDERS
FROM THE CENTER, BRING THEM AROUND,
260
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:55,277
TAKE HIS TRAY TO AN UPRIGHT
POSITION AND SLAM IT IN THERE.
261
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:58,002
ARE YOU HAPPY
NOW, RED BONE? HUH?
262
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,637
NOW, I HAVE SOME
CHOICES FROM THIS POINT.
263
00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,617
I CAN TAKE MY KNUCKLES AND PUT
THEM TO THE SIDE OF HIS TEMPLE,
264
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:05,720
OR I CAN TAKE OUR
UNKIND GUEST TO AN EXIT.
265
00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:08,791
I HAVE CHOICES HERE, HERE, OR TO
THE FRONT. YOU KNOW WHAT I CHOOSE?
266
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,975
WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE,
MAN? THE FRONT!
267
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:15,085
WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IS
TAKE THE DOOR FROM HERE,
268
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:18,022
UNLATCH IT AND KICK
THIS SUCKER OPEN.
269
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,793
NOW, AS YOU CAN SEE,
270
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:26,263
I OPEN THE DOOR AND WE'RE
CRUISING AT AN ALTITUDE OF 40,000 FEET.
271
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:31,535
I CAN THROW HIS ASS OUT OF THIS PLANE
LIKE THE WHITE MAN IN PASSENGER 57,
272
00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:35,372
OR I CAN CLOSE THE DOOR AND
FINISH THE DAMN DINNER SPECIALS.
273
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,241
I'LL LISTEN, MAN! I'LL LISTEN!
274
00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:39,844
COME HERE, BABY!
HONEY, OVER HERE!
275
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,049
HOW DO I LOOK?
276
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:49,920
NOW, WE HAVE A POP-TART
SALAD WHICH IS DELICIOUS.
277
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:56,393
♪ YO, YO, YO LET ME KNOW
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, MAMA ♪
278
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,540
♪ I DON'T GOTTA BE YOUR MAN
YOU DON'T GOTTA BE MY GIRL ♪
279
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:02,232
♪ WHAT UP I JUST, I JUST
WANNA TALK WIT' YOU ♪
280
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,280
♪ LET YOU KNOW ABOUT ME
YOU LET ME KNOW ABOUT YOU ♪
281
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,069
♪ LET ME KNOW WHAT'S
ON YOUR MIND, MA ♪
282
00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:08,606
♪ I DON'T GOTTA BE YOUR MAN
YOU DON'T GOTTA BE MY GIRL ♪
283
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,107
♪ WHAT UP I JUST ♪
284
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:11,708
♪ I JUST WANNA TALK WIT' YOU ♪
285
00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:14,712
♪ LET YOU KNOW ABOUT ME
YOU LET ME KNOW ABOUT YOU ♪
286
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,592
♪ AIN'T NOTHIN' BETTER
THAN A ONE-NIGHT STAND ♪
287
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:19,149
♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU RUSH INTO
RELATIONSHIPS THIS MIGHT NOT LAST ♪
288
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,785
♪ SO I GO OUT EVERY NIGHT
LOOKIN' FOR MISS RIGHT ♪
289
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,722
♪ BUT I KEEP RUNNING INTO
MISS MONEY AND MISS A'IGHT ♪
290
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,190
♪ LOOKIN' FOR LOVE THESE
DAYS IS A WASTE OF TIME ♪
291
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,359
♪ THAT'S WHY I DON'T TALK
ABOUT IT IN MY RHYMES ♪
292
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,529
♪ BUT I TALK ABOUT THE
WOMEN I SLEPT WITH ♪
293
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,698
♪ WOMEN I MESSED WITH AND
WOMEN THAT I ALMOST GOT PREGNANT ♪
294
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,333
♪ THAT'S FOR
THINKIN' IT WAS LOVE ♪
295
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:39,770
♪ BUT IT WAS THE LUST A
YOUNG KID CHASIN' THE HUMP ♪
296
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:42,339
♪ BUT TIMES HAS CHANGED NOW
WHATEVER HAPPENED, HAPPENED ♪
297
00:15:42,407 --> 00:15:44,741
♪ GUESS WHAT THEY HITTIN'
BARS UP IN MANHATTAN ♪
298
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,378
♪ 'CAUSE EVEN CLUBS THESE
DAYS ARE GETTIN' BORIN' ♪
299
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,813
♪ I WANT A PLACE TO
RELAX AND STAY FOCUSED ♪
300
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,382
♪ GRAB A DRINK HAVE A
CHAT WITH A COLLEGE GIRL ♪
301
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:55,318
♪ AND LET HER KNOW WE
COULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD ♪♪
302
00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:03,727
ALL RIGHT. REAL GOOD. REAL NICE.
303
00:16:03,795 --> 00:16:06,775
LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA MAKE A REAL
FINE POLICE DOG. GOOD BOY, LUCKY.
304
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:10,100
ALL RIGHT, MR. SULLIVAN, WE'LL BE IN
TOUCH. YOU CAN JUST STEP RIGHT OUT.
305
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:13,570
ALL RIGHT. BRING IN THE NEXT
APPLICANT, MR. CORN BREAD TURNER.
306
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,088
UH, EXCUSE ME, MR. TURNER. ANIMAL
HOMICIDES ARE HANDLED BY THE A.S.P.C.A.
307
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,326
AW, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. WE'RE
ALREADY DOWN WITH O.P.P.
308
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,363
WELL, I'LL BE JOHN BROWN!
YOU GOOBER'S BOY, AIN'T YA?
309
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,910
- NO, SIR.
- I REMEMBER WHEN
THAT TRAIN RAN INTO YA.
310
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,512
CUT YA CLEAN IN HALF. SPLIT
YA WIDE OPEN LIKE A HOT LINK.
311
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:47,082
- HOT LINK?
- DRUG YA ALL THE WAY
DOWN TO CHATTANOOGA.
312
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,936
BUT YOU MADE GOOD
TIME, THOUGH. I OFTEN
313
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,241
WONDERED HOW THEY PUT
THE LEGS BACK ON YOUR ASS.
314
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:55,446
SIR, I'M AFRAID YOUR DOG IS NOT
EXACTLY THE ANIMAL WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
315
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:58,426
BUT THANKS FOR COMING. WE APPRECIATE YOUR
SUPPORT. GET A DOUGHNUT ON YOUR WAY OUT.
316
00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:02,686
YOU JUST TRYIN' TO KEEP DUKE
DOWN 'CAUSE HE'S A BLACK DOG!
317
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,155
BLACK DOG AIN'T NEVER
ALLOWED TO HAVE NOTHIN'!
318
00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:08,325
YOU COPS ARE GONNA DO 'IM LIKE
YOU DID THAT RODNEY KING FELLA.
319
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,327
ANYBODY GOT A VIDEO
CAMERA UP IN HERE?
320
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:13,463
ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON. LET'S
GIVE THE DOG A TRYOUT.
321
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,465
HEAR THAT, DUKE? YOU
GONNA GET YOUR CHANCE.
322
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,902
ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S
THE DOG'S NAME?
323
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,931
WELL, HIS REAL NAME IS
JEREMY JOLLY RANCHER
324
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,939
REMINGTON STEELE
LOUIE CADBURY THE THIRD...
325
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,941
TO THE FOURTH POWER.
326
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:27,343
BUT HE'LL...
327
00:17:27,412 --> 00:17:31,315
BUT HE'LL JUST LAY THERE LIKE A WORM
ON A PANCAKE LESS'N YOU CALL HIM "DUKE."
328
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,862
WHOA! HEY, BOY!
DUKE, NOW... HEY!
329
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,353
PLEASE! ENOUGH!
330
00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:39,223
WELL, I'LL BE JOHN BROWN!
331
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,693
I'LL BE JOHN BROWN.
332
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,428
- YOU DOC PEPPER'S BOY,
AIN'T YA?
- NO, I'M NOT.
333
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:48,009
ALWAYS KNEW YOU WAS GON' BE A
POLICE OFFICER, 'CAUSE YOU LIKED GUNS.
334
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:51,368
I REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU HAD THAT
.38... BLEW THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD OFF.
335
00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:53,581
YOU LOOKED LIKE A NEGRO PIÑATA.
336
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:57,107
I TELL YA, JOLLY RANCHERS
WAS COMING OUT YOUR HEAD,
337
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,154
CRUMB CAKE ON DOWN YOUR BACK.
338
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:02,112
BUT THEY PUT YOUR HEAD
TOGETHER BACK WELL.
339
00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:05,160
MR. TURNER! WE GOT
TWO SUITCASES HERE.
340
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,862
ONE OF THEM HAS TWO
POUNDS OF MARIJUANA IN IT.
341
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:11,821
IT'S DUKE'S JOB TO FIND OUT WHICH
ONE HAS IT IN THERE. CAN HE DO THAT?
342
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:16,793
COME ON, DUKE. SNIFF OUT THE
DEVIL'S WEED. YOU GOT A KEEN NOSE.
343
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,262
♪ SNIFF OUT THE WEED
SNIFFIN' OUT THE WEED ♪
344
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:22,099
WELL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME,
BUT AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE...
345
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:25,469
I'LL BE DOG... HERE'S
THE CHRONIC RIGHT HERE!
346
00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:27,571
WHAT THE HELL? STRAIGHT CHRONIC.
347
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,040
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
348
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,375
OFFICER PRATT,
ISN'T THAT YOUR BAG?
349
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:36,647
BUMMER. THE DEAD
DOG NARCED ME OUT.
350
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:39,884
DRUG DEALER! DRUG-DEALIN' THIEF!
351
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:45,455
THAT'S REEFER! THIS KIND OF
THING MAKES ME WANT TO RETCH.
352
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,296
MR. TURNER...
353
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:56,300
MR. TURNER, YOU HAVEN'T SMOKED
ANY OF THAT STUFF, HAVE YA?
354
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,601
NO, SIR. I HAVEN'T. ALL RIGHT.
355
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:02,272
I'LL GRANT YOU ONE THING.
YOUR DOG DID FIND THE MARIJUANA.
356
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:05,275
BUT POLICE WORK FOR A DOG IS VERY
DANGEROUS. YOU DOG MIGHT BE KILLED...
357
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,277
WELL, HE COULD BE
SERIOUSLY HURT...
358
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,279
WELL, BAD THINGS
MIGHT HAPPEN TO HIM.
359
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:13,068
YOU AIN'T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT DUKE,
'CAUSE DUKE AIN'T AFRAID OF NOTHIN'.
360
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,285
BOO!
361
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,423
YES, HE SEEMS VERY CALM.
362
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:23,460
BUT A POLICE DOG HAS TO BE VICIOUS. HE
HAS TO BE ABLE TO ATTACK ON COMMAND.
363
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,557
HE HAS TO BE ABLE TO DISABLE
A SUSPECT IMMEDIATELY.
364
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,231
THAT'S THE KIND OF
DOG WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
365
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:30,767
THAT AIN'T NO PROBLEM! GO AHEAD!
SIC 'IM, DUKE! NOW, LOOK OUT, DUKE!
366
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,769
GET 'IM, DUKE! MR. TURNER!
367
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,773
MR. TURNER! MR. TURNER!
368
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,841
MR. TURNER.
369
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,645
THAT'S PATHETIC. WOULD
YOU STOP, PLEASE?
370
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:43,598
A DOG HAS TO BE ABLE
TO DISABLE A SUSPECT
371
00:19:43,622 --> 00:19:45,949
IMMEDIATELY. DUKE COULDN'T
DISABLE HIS OWN BOWELS.
372
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,819
DISABLE? IS THAT ALL
YOU WANT HIM TO DO?
373
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:52,656
COME ON, DUKE. SHOW HIM SOME OF THEM HONG
KONG PHOOEY MOVES! LOOK OUT! GET 'IM, DUKE!
374
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:56,092
THERE YOU GO! GET ON
HIM, DUKE! SUBDUE 'IM, BABY!
375
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:59,128
GET IT OFF ME! THERE YOU GO!
376
00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:01,465
WELL, I'LL BE JOHN BROWN.
377
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,512
YOU CARL'S JR.'S
BOY, AIN'T YA? NO!
378
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,470
I LIKE WHAT YOU DID WITH
THAT CHICKEN SANDWICH.
379
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:10,641
I'LL NEVER FORGET, THE DAY YOU WAS BORN...
YOU WAS STILLBORN WHEN YOU WAS BORN.
380
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,709
I SAID GET THAT THING OFF ME!
381
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,179
WHAT YOU TRYIN' TO DO TO DUKE?
382
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:17,580
OH! OH! OH!
383
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:21,785
LOOK WHAT YOU DONE
DONE! YOU DONE KILLED DUKE!
384
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,787
I'LL BE JOHN BROWN.
385
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,890
DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT, DUKE!
DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT, BABY.
386
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:30,126
DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!
DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!
387
00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:33,063
DON'T GO INTO THE
LIGHT! COME BACK TO ME!
388
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,332
MR. TURNER, UH, I'D
LIKE TO APOLOGIZE.
389
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,333
WE'RE REAL SORRY ABOUT YOUR DOG.
390
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,970
SOMEBODY WANNA GET A
SHOVEL AND SCRAPE THIS THING UP?
391
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,973
WAIT A MINUTE. LOOKEE
THERE. HIS TAIL IS WAGGIN'.
392
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,976
MR. TURNER, YOU'RE DOING THAT WITH
YOUR HAND. HE'S COMING BACK TO ME.
393
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:49,980
DUKE, I KNEW YOU WAS GONNA COME BACK
TO ME. YOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS.
394
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,982
SIR, I SAW YOU MOVE THE TAIL.
395
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,011
WE'RE GONNA GO
TO SMITH & WESSON...
396
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:56,253
I MEAN SMITH AND BARNEY...
THE INSURANCE COMPANY.
397
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:59,133
WE'RE GON' GET YOU SOME MONEY
FOR YOUR PAIN AND YOUR SUFFERING.
398
00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:02,592
COME ON, DUKE. ♪♪
399
00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:07,876
HEY! THANKS FOR JOINING IN LIVING COLOR
THIS WEEK. WE HAD A GOOD, GOOD TIME.
400
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:12,936
KIDS, EDUCATION FIRST. PARENTS,
GET INTO THEIR EDUCATION TOO. PEACE!
401
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:17,707
♪♪
402
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:48,805
♪♪
403
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:16,166
♪♪
404
00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:36,086
♪♪
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