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HELLO. I'M RUSH LIMBAUGH.
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AND I'M AL SHARPTON. AND WE HAVE
FINALLY FOUND A PLACE IN THIS WORLD...
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BIG AND LOUD ENOUGH
FOR THE BOTH OF US...
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THE HOME FITNESS INDUSTRY.
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AND OUR NEW FITNESS PROGRAM COVERS
ALL THE BASES, INCLUDING STEP AEROBICS.
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YOU CAN LOSE POUNDS,
INCHES AND HOSTILITIES.
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WHILE STEPPING
ON THOSE YOU HATE.
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STEP ON THE HOMELESS. STEP ON
THE LIBERAL. STEP ON THE SPOTTED OWL.
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STEP ON THE WHITE MAN.
STEP ON THE WHITE MAN.
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STEP ON THE WHITE MAN.
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USE OUR SPECIALLY DESIGNED
WORKOUT EQUIPMENT,
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PERFECT FOR YOU BOXERS OR ANYONE
WHO LIKES TO WEAR A ROBE ONCE IN A WHILE.
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TAKE THAT, BOY IN THE HOOD.
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THE MAN MAY HAVE OPPRESSED YOU,
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BUT YOU CAN STILL PRESS SOME
WEIGHT ON OUR NEW BOBOFLEX.
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GET OFF OF ME, PIG!
GET OFF OF ME, PIG!
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BUILD UP YOUR LEG MUSCLES ON
OUR RUN FOR YOUR LIFE TREADMILL...
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FOR WHEN YOU HAVE TO MAKE A QUICK GETAWAY
FROM THE GUN-TOTING HORDES OF MIAMI.
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OR THE GOOD CITIZENS
OF BENSONHURST.
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LOOK. AIN'T THAT YOUR MAMA
TONGUE-KISSIN' LOUIS FARRAKHAN?
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WHOA!
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AND IF YOU ORDER OUR
FITNESS PROGRAM TODAY,
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WE WILL SEND YOU OUR
HELPFUL DEAL SOME MEAL CARDS.
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HELP ME OUT, MICHELIN MAN. DON'T
YOU MEAN HANDOUT, FREELOADING WILLY?
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LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS.
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WHEN YOU'RE DONE EATING
ALL THE FOOD LISTED ON
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THESE CARDLETS, YOU'RE
DONE EATIN' THE MEAL.
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THE SHAKES ARE EASY TO MAKE.
SIMPLY ADD YOUR FAVORITE INGREDIENTS.
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SOME FRIED CHICKEN FOR AL.
AND A CRACKER FOR THE CRACKER.
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BLEND THUSLY.
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MMM!
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MMM-MMM-MMM! MMM.
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IF THAT'S LOW-CAL, THAT MUST
BE RUSH 'N AL'S! RUSH 'N AL'S!
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SO REMEMBER, IF YOUR
BUTT IS AS BIG AS THE DEFICIT...
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AND YOUR MUSCLES AS WEAK
AS CLINTON'S HEALTH PLAN,
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YOU'VE GOTTA TAKE FIRM ACTION.
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DON'T YOU MEAN
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION? HELL, NO.
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SEND FOR OUR FITNESS PROGRAM TODAY,
BECAUSE EVEN IF WE CAN'T ALL GET ALONG...
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CAN'T WE ALL SWEAT ALONG?
COME ON, EVERYBODY! YES, SIR!
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SEND $199.95 TO RUSH 'N AL'S
CAN'T WE ALL JUST SWEAT ALONG?
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P.O. BOX "A," FATBACK,
MISSISSIPPI, 60606.
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
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♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
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- ♪ TAKE IT FROM MEIT'S A'IGHT TO BE ♪
- HI-YAH!
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ AND HOW WOULD YA... HOW
WOULD YA... HOW WOULD YA F... ♪
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♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪
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♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪
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♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS SAFE
TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪
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MA, SLOW DOWN! I'M
TRYIN' TO TALK TO YA!
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GLORIA, ARCHIE WILL
BE HOME ANY MINUTE.
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AND IF HE DOESN'T GET HIS
DINNER BY 6:00, HE GETS GAS...
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AND HE POOPS IN HIS SLEEP.
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OH, ARCHIE, YOU'RE
HOME. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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IT WAS FRESH, EDITH.
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YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY.
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YOU DIDN'T GET PULLED
OVER BY THE COPS?
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NO, I DIDN'T GET PULLED OVER
BY THE COPS, YOU DINGBAT.
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WE WERE EATING LUNCH TODAY,
AND THIS TRUCKER COMES BY, YOU SEE.
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SO WE PULL HIM OUT OF HIS CAB.
WE BEAT THE HELL OUTTA THAT HONKY.
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OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE, ARCHIE.
NO, EDITH, THAT'S GOOD,
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BECAUSE THE TRUCKER TURNED
OUT TO BE STRETCH CUNNINGHAM.
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HE'LL BE OUT FOR SIX WEEKS,
AND I'M TAKING OVER HIS JOB.
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DADDY! HOW CAN YOU
CELEBRATE SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
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LIKE THIS. WHOOP-DE-DO!
WHOOP-DE-DO! WHOOP-DE-DO!
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NOW, WHERE THE
HELL IS DINNER, EDITH?
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OH, WE'RE WAITIN' FOR GLORIA'S
NEW BOYFRIEND, MICHAEL.
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YEAH, DADDY, AND I WANT YOU
TO BE REALLY COOL WITH HIM.
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DON'T WORRY, LITTLE GIRL. IF HE
MAKES YOU HAPPY, HE MAKES ME HAPPY.
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NOW OPEN THE DOOR
FOR THE HAMHOCKHEAD.
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DADDY!
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HI, MICHAEL!
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HELLO, EVERYONE.
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MY, WHAT AN INTERESTIN'
WEAVE. WHO HOOKED YA UP?
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I GREW IT MYSELF, AND
THEY'RE CALLED DREADLOCKS.
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DREADLOCKS, SCHMEADLOCKS.
THAT'S A DRIED-UP JHERI CURL THERE.
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LOOKS LIKE AN ACTIVATOR
WENT ON STRIKE THERE, MICHAEL.
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MR. BUNKER, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND. I'M JAMAICAN.
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JAMAICAN, HAITIAN, DOMINICAN... WHAT THE
HELL'S THE DIFFERENCE? YOU NEED A FADE.
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DADDY! CASE CLOSED. LET'S GRUB.
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WELL, EVERYBODY SIT DOWN.
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ARCHIE, I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. IT'S
YOUR FAVORITE... COLLARD GREENS.
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WHERE THE HELL DID YOU PICK
THESE, EDITH? THEY SMELL TERRIBLE.
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YOU BEEN DOWN TO THE
RAILROAD TRACKS AGAIN?
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THEY SMELL LIKE
SOMEBODY'S ARMPITS.
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NO, MR. BUNKER. I'M
AFRAID THAT IS ME.
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I AM AU NATUREL.
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WHAT'S AU NATUREL?
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MA, THAT MEANS HE DOESN'T
BELIEVE IN USING DEODORANTS.
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OH. OHHH!
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YOU'D THINK BEIN'
SURROUNDED BY ALL THAT WATER,
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THEY'D AT LEAST TOUCH
IT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
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BUT WHAT WOULD YOU EXPECT?
JAMAICANS RANK PRETTY LOW.
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I'M SORRY, GLORIA. I LOVE YOU,
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BUT I WON'T SIT HERE
AND BE INSULTED.
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DADDY! MA!
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ARCHIE, DO SOMETHIN'. APOLOGIZE.
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GEE! OKAY, MICHAEL THERE.
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LOOK, UH, I'M SORRY IF I
OFFENDED YOU AND YOUR...
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WHAT DO YOU CALL...
"RISTEFERIANS" THERE.
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RASTAFARIANS. WHATEVER.
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MR. BUNKER, YOUR
THINKIN' STINKS, YA KNOW.
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FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
WE'RE ALL THE SAME.
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NO, NO, WAIT A SECOND, BUDDY.
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG!
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'CAUSE AT THE TOP OF
YOUR LIST IS YOUR CLASSIC
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AMERICAN BROTHER
THERE. WE WERE HERE FIRST.
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WE INVENTED THE PEANUT AND YOUR...
WHAT DO YOU CALL... YOUR SOUL TRAIN THERE.
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SECOND ON YOUR LIST ARE YOUR AFRICANS
WHO TRADED US FOR A BOTTLE OF RUM.
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THE SELLOUTS. AND ON THE BOTTOM OF THE
LIST THERE, YOU GOT YOUR ISLAND BROTHERS,
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YOUR BASIC... WHAT DO YOU
CALL... CAB DRIVER/SHORTSTOP.
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OH, DADDY, STOP IT!
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YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
LEARN A LOT FROM MICHAEL.
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HE'S VERY CLOSE TO NATURE.
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UNLIKE YOURSELF. ME, I ONLY
PUT NATURAL THINGS IN MY BODY...
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FROM THE EARTH, LIKE GANJA.
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AW, GEEZ.
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WHAT'S GANJA?
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IT'S THE CHRONIC BUD.
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NOW GET MY NINE, EDITH. WE
GOT A CRACKHEAD OVER HERE.
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- OH.
- CRACKHEAD?
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IF YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYIN',
MR. BUNKER, IT'S ATTITUDES LIKE YOURS...
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THAT CONTINUE TO ALLOW OUR PEOPLE
TO BE OPPRESSED BY THE OPPRESSOR.
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AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN',
MR. HENRY BELAFONTE THERE...
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THAT IS IT! I AM LEAVING!
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DADDY, DO SOMETHING!
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HE'S THE MAN I LOVE, AND
I'M GONNA HAVE HIS BABY!
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WHAT? YOU HIT THAT?
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YOU HIT THAT? AW, GEEZ.
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NOW, ARCHIE, CHECK YOURSELF.
REMEMBER YOUR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, EDITH.
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I THINK I'M GONNA GIVE
MYSELF A STROKE RIGHT NOW.
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I'M GIVING MYSELF
A STROKE, EDITH!
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I'M GIVING MYSELF A STROKE HERE!
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I'M GIVING MYSELF A
STROKE HERE, EDITH!
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AW, ARCHIE!
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ARE YOU...
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ARCHIE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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PEACHY KEEN, EDITH.
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I GOT MY LOVELY WIFE HERE,
MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL...
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AND A SON-IN-LAW
NAMED BOB MARLEY THERE.
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♪♪
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♪ WELL, BOOGIE
THING LET'S DISCO ♪
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♪ CHUCK SOME
CHANGE IN THE JUKE ♪
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♪ SHAKE IT, THING, JUST LET GO
GET THAT JUICE FROM THE ROOT ♪
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♪ WOULD YOU MIND
IF I GOT FOOTLOOSE ♪
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♪ AND PUT MY HANDS ON
YOUR SWEATY CABOOSE ♪
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♪ OOH, SHE'S LIKE SUSHI ♪
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♪ MY LITTLE SASHIMI
MAKIN' TIME TO SEE ME ♪♪
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HELLO. MY NAME IS FRANCIS.
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AND WELCOME TO THE CURLY CUE
RESTAURANT. HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
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FINE. GOOD. WOULD YOU LIKE TO
HEAR MY SPECIALS FOR THIS EVENING?
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SURE. WHY NOT? OKAY,
WELL, FOR APPETIZERS,
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WE HAVE A LOVELY BELGIAN ENDIVE
SALAD WITH GARLIC CROUTONS.
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THEY ARE VERY, VERY NICE. WE
HAVE A VERY MINI GOAT CHEESE PIZZA.
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IT'S LIKE AN EGGO WAFFLE,
BUT IT'S REALLY, REALLY SMALL,
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AND IT HAS DIFFERENT
KINDS OF CHEESES ON IT.
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IT'S REALLY, REALLY
DELICIOUS. NOW LISTEN TO THIS.
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WE HAVE A BLACK BEAN
CRAB CAKE NAPOLEON.
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VERY, VERY DELICIOUS.
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APPEARS TO LOOK LIKE HOCKEY
PUCKS BUT ISN'T. VERY, VERY DELICIOUS.
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AND WE HAVE A VERY UGLY FRUIT CHUTNEY.
NOW, WHAT WE DO IS WE COMBINE A PEACH...
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- I KNOW WHAT I WANT.
- CAN YOU TELL ME
ABOUT THE CHUTNEY?
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UH, SURE. THE CHUTNEY
IS ACTUALLY MADE OF A
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COMBINATION OF CAP'N
CRUNCH AND POP TARTS.
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WE CHOP 'EM UP
REALLY, REALLY FINE,
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AND WE PUT CLEAR
GELATIN OVER 'EM,
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JUST LIKE THEY MAKE
'EM IN STARBURST,
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AND IT'S REALLY, REALLY GOOD.
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WE TAKE THAT AND DUST IT
WITH A NORWEGIAN COCOA.
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NOW, THAT'S LIKE THE COCOA YOU GET... YOU
KNOW, WITH THE LITTLE RABBIT ON THE CARTON.
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BUT IT'S NOT. HEY, EXCUSE ME.
WE'RE KIND OF HUNGRY HERE.
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SO COULD WE JUST GET
LIKE SOME CHIPS AND SALSA?
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UH, SURE. THAT SHOULDN'T
BE A PROBLEM. GREAT.
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THAT WE HAVE IN CRUSHED CORN.
IT COMES OUT OF THE SOUTHWEST.
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BLUE CHIPS, TRIANGULAR. THEY'RE
REALLY, REALLY WONDERFUL.
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THE CORN... THEY CALL
IT MAIZE, YOU KNOW.
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THE CORN IS REALLY WONDERFUL.
THEY IMPORT THAT FROM MEXICO...
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HEY, FINE. WHATEVER. JUST HURRY.
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NOW FOR THE SALSAS THIS EVENING.
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WE HAVE A RELISH SALSA.
THAT'S WITH A WHITE...
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SHUT UP! GO GET IT!
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RED SPEAKS.
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OH, I FORGOT ALMOST! FOR
THE BEVERAGES THIS EVENING...
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WATER. WATER. OH,
I AIN'T SURPRISED.
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UM, WE HAVE A NORWEGIAN
POMEGRANATE SPARKLER...
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WHICH YOU WILL REALLY,
REALLY LOVE... HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
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- PLAIN WATER!
- WE DON'T HAVE CRUDE OIL.
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WE ALSO HAVE AN ORANGE JUICE...
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HEY, BUDDY, BUDDY, BUDDY. TWO ATOMS
OF HYDROGEN, ONE ATOM OF OXYGEN,
204
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,481
TWO GLASSES OF WATER!
205
00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:53,184
HMM. AND TWO AND
TWO MAKES FOUR, HUH?
206
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:58,355
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THIS PLACE?
207
00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:00,691
NO.
208
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,628
AND ON MY BIRTHDAY, WE'RE
GOIN' TO SNACK-N-SHACK.
209
00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:08,700
OH.
210
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:12,436
LUCKY DAY! ALL RIGHT, THIS IS
FOR YOU AND ROY FIRESTONE.
211
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:17,975
NOW, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR
OUR ENTRÉES FOR TONIGHT?
212
00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:20,311
OH, YES, I WOULD LOVE
TO! THAT'S WONDERFUL.
213
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:23,948
- NO! NO MORE SPECIALS, MAN.
- COME ON. MAN, YOU...
214
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:27,352
YOU SCARED THE HELL
OUT OF... ARE YOU KASHIF?
215
00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:34,325
HEY, MAN. YO, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.
216
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,072
BUT COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE THE
BATHROOM IS? HE LOOKS JUST LIKE KASHIF.
217
00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:38,680
UH, YEAH, THE BATHROOM.
CERTAINLY. YOU TAKE
218
00:11:38,704 --> 00:11:40,275
THE LOVELY ROUTE BY
THE MAÎTRE D'S PODIUM.
219
00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:43,033
YEAH. PAST THE COATROOM
YOU WILL SEE A PANELED WALL.
220
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,715
IT HAS FLOWERS ON IT LIKE
ON THE SCOOBY DOO VAN. YEAH.
221
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:49,607
REALLY, REALLY NICE. YOU GO PAST THAT.
YOU'LL SEE SOME TINY LITTLE BONSAI TREES...
222
00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:51,643
JUST POINT!
223
00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:00,751
WHICH WAY, MAN?
WHICH WAY? THAT WAY.
224
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,288
YES!
225
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:08,559
SOMEBODY HELP MY
WIFE! SHE'S CHOKING!
226
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:11,629
ANYBODY KNOW THE HEIMLICH?
UH, YES, YES. UH, CERTAINLY I DO.
227
00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:13,737
I CAN ACTUALLY GO WITH
THE TRADITIONAL MOVE,
228
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:16,100
WHICH ALL I DO IS WRAP
AROUND HERE TO THE TORSO.
229
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:19,209
HOLD ON. HOLD ON. AND/OR I
CAN DO THE FRENCH ÉTOUFFÉE,
230
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,539
AND THAT IS A SHOT
STRAIGHT TO THE MIDSECTION,
231
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,041
WHICH WILL BRING THE FOOD
RIGHT OUT THROUGH THE NOSE.
232
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:26,377
OR I CAN DO THE
CARIBBEAN, WHICH I LIMBO...
233
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,513
SHE'S CHOKING, YOU IDIOT!
234
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,683
CARIBBEAN...
235
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:35,319
DID SHE HAVE MICROWAVE POPCORN?
236
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,855
HOW ABOUT YOU LIKE SOMETHING
IN A LOVELY FIST, BUDDY?
237
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:41,592
I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND YOU DO THAT,
SEE, 'CAUSE I GRAB IT HERE, CRANE HERE,
238
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:44,161
RIGHT HERE TO THE
THING, SIT YOU IN THE SEAT.
239
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:47,342
NOW, I HAVE OPTIONS AT THIS POINT.
I CAN TAKE THIS KNEE. YOU SEE IT.
240
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:50,734
ALL RIGHT? DO JUST LIKE
IN JURASSIC PARK, BABY.
241
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:54,238
ALL RIGHT?
242
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,907
TURN.
243
00:12:56,976 --> 00:13:01,512
I GOT A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION,
WHICH IS GONNA SHUT YOU THE HELL UP!
244
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,614
OR I CAN BREAK HIS COLLARBONE.
245
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:06,183
AT THIS POINT, I
HAVE SOME CHOICES.
246
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:09,119
OKAY? I CAN EITHER DO
ALL THOSE MORBID THINGS,
247
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:14,125
OR FINISH READING THE
MENU, LAWRENCE McCUTCHEON!
248
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,794
THE MENU. THE MENU. THE MENU.
249
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,339
RIGHT THIS WAY,
MR. BONDS. WE MUST HURRY.
250
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,309
WE DON'T WANT TO KEEP YOUR
BASEBALL FANS WAITING. THANKS, MARK.
251
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:44,088
OH, NO! MY GOD!
252
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,992
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- I THINK I HIT A WATER BUFFALO.
253
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:51,929
HEY, LET ME IN HERE. YOU
BETTER LET ME IN HERE.
254
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,465
HEY, MAN, GET US
THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
255
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,768
WHERE IS IT? WHERE DID IT GO?
256
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,238
HI. HOW Y'ALL DOIN'?
WHAT DOES IT WANT?
257
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:03,341
I WANT YOU TO GET UP OUTTA
THIS CAR IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO.
258
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:07,845
MARK, JUST DO WHAT IT
SAYS. JUST DO WHAT IT SAYS.
259
00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:12,283
I GOT YOU. YOU FINALLY HERE. DON'T
RUN FROM THIS. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
260
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,518
LADY, LADY, LADY! Y'ALL
GOT THE WRONG BALLPLAYER.
261
00:14:14,588 --> 00:14:16,832
I'M NOT THE GUY THAT FOULED
THAT BALL OFF YOUR FACE.
262
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,190
OH, YOU SO CRAZY. LOOK, I
GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
263
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:22,693
MEET THE FRUIT OF YOUR PORK
LOINS. WANDA JR., MEET YOUR DAD.
264
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,632
YOU GOT THE WRONG
GUY. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
265
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,334
I'M BARRY BONDS. I'M
A BASEBALL PLAYER.
266
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:33,204
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. YOU CAN GET
THIS RIGHT ON SLAUSON AND CRENSHAW.
267
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,206
I GOT REGGIE JACKSON
AND EVERYBODY.
268
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,308
SO WHERE WAS YOU APRIL 19
THEN? HUH? WHERE WAS YOU?
269
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,889
I HAD A DOUBLE-HEADER THAT
NIGHT. OOH, DOUBLE-HEADER.
270
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,091
I LIKE DOUBLE-HEADERS.
YOU SO KINKY. PLEASE, PLEASE.
271
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,191
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT
YOU. DON'T YOU REMEMBER
272
00:14:44,215 --> 00:14:46,184
YOU PICKED ME UP AT THE
CHUNKY MONKEY, RIGHT?
273
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,173
AND YOU WAS IN THIS
"LISTERINE," AND WE WAS
274
00:14:48,197 --> 00:14:50,187
DRINKIN' COGNAC AND
"VODKAY" AND PORK RINDS.
275
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:53,123
'CAUSE YOU LIKE THAT STUFF. THAT'S
WHAT YOU LIKE. THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKE.
276
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:54,564
AND THEN THE NEXT
THING I KNOW, IN THE
277
00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:56,205
MORNING YOU GO TRY TO
JUMP OUT THE WINDOW...
278
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,396
AND LEAVE ME BY MYSELF
WITH THIS RESPONSIBILITY.
279
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:01,377
YOU AIN'T RIGHT. YOU AIN'T RIGHT. YOU
GOT TO PAY FOR YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES.
280
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,734
HOW COULD YOU DO
ME LIKE THIS? HUH?
281
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,837
LET ME SEE YOUR BOOTY.
THAT'S THE WAY I CAN TELL. NO.
282
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,341
THAT'S A LOT OF BOOTY, BUT IT
AIN'T NO "T." WHO'S GOT THE "T"?
283
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,111
I'VE BEEN TRYIN' TO TELL YOU, I'M
NOT THE GUY YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR.
284
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,173
WELL, ALL I KNOW... HE
WAS TALL, AND HE WAS
285
00:15:15,197 --> 00:15:17,215
BLACK, AND HE WAS
DRIVIN' THIS "LISTERINE."
286
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:19,983
- OH, NO, NO, NO.
- THERE HE GO.
287
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:22,086
NO, NO, NO, NO! THERE YOU ARE!
288
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,896
LIVE FROM THE INNER CITY,
289
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,398
IT'S EAST HOLLYWOOD SQUARES.
290
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,335
WITH IKE TURNER, EARTHA KITT,
291
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:40,672
GARRETT MORRIS, ISABEL SANFORD,
292
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,707
GARY COLEMAN, VIDEO STAR,
293
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,443
ANTONIO "HUGGY BEAR" VARGAS,
294
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:49,814
ESTHER ROLLE AND SKEETER.
295
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:53,051
AND NOW THE HOST OF
EAST HOLLYWOOD SQUARES,
296
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,053
PETER MARSHALL!
297
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,266
THANK YOU, KENNY. WELCOME
TO EAST HOLLYWOOD SQUARES.
298
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,024
HELLO, STARS. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
299
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,493
WELL, YOU KNOW SUSAN
HERE AND HENRY, OUR PLAYERS,
300
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,329
AND I WANT TO SHOW
YOU FOLKS AT HOME...
301
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,199
WHO OUR SECRET SQUARE
IS FOR THIS FIRST GAME.
302
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,668
SO, SUSIE, YOU'RE
GOING TO START IT OFF.
303
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,171
YOU WON THE TOSS BACKSTAGE,
SO PICK A STAR AND GOOD LUCK.
304
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,217
OKAY, I'LL TAKE IKE
TURNER, PLEASE.
305
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,642
IKE, HOW'S IT GOING?
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS!
306
00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:21,846
I SAID HOW ARE YOU? YEAH,
BACK AT YOU WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
307
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,884
UH, IKE, LISTEN
CAREFULLY. HOW LONG...
308
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:30,555
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO
WHIP EGGS FOR A SOUFFLÉ?
309
00:16:30,624 --> 00:16:32,957
TINA? IS THAT YOU?
310
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:36,594
TINA, YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH.
311
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:41,165
UH, ARE YOU LISTENING CAREFULLY? THE
QUESTION REFERS TO WHIPPING EGGS, IKE.
312
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:44,068
OH, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT
WHIPPIN' ASS. OKAY, LOOK HERE.
313
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,503
UH, ALL RIGHT, PETER.
THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.
314
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:50,174
WELL, FIRST OF ALL, YOU GOT TO BEGIN WITH
THEY'RE GOOD EGGS, THEN THEY'RE BAD EGGS.
315
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:54,746
FIRST YOU GOT TO
GET ALL UP IN HERE.
316
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:58,650
NOW, ONCE YOU UP IN THERE,
YOU GOT TO BUST IT OPEN. CRACK IT.
317
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,419
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. CRACK?
WHO SAID SOMETHIN' ABOUT CRACK?
318
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:03,887
NO, MAN, THAT AIN'T NO CRACK.
THAT WAS, UH, BAKING SODA, MAN.
319
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,223
I'M OFF THE NARCOTIC.
320
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:10,161
AND, TINA, IF YOU'RE
WATCHIN', CALL ME, GIRL.
321
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:13,831
I GOT A TUNE FOR YA. ALL RIGHT, PETER,
I GOTTA SAY ABOUT THREE MINUTES.
322
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,944
THREE MINUTES,
SUSAN. I'LL AGREE.
323
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,235
NO, NO, I'M SORRY.
THAT'S INCORRECT.
324
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,271
IT'S ABOUT, UH... IT'S
ABOUT NINE. NINE MINUTES.
325
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,273
AND, IKE, GET SOME HELP, PLEASE.
326
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,609
OKAY, UH, HENRY,
UH, PICK A STAR.
327
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,656
I'M GONNA GO WITH
EARTHA KITT. SURE.
328
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,879
EARTHA, IN THE MOVIE
BATMAN RETURNS,
329
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,415
WHAT BOX OFFICE STAR
PLAYED CATWOMAN?
330
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,551
WELL, PETER...
331
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,854
I HATE TO BE
CATTY, BUT I DO, UH...
332
00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:40,924
I DO SAY THAT AFTER ALL I
SHOULD'VE PLAYED THE PART.
333
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:46,096
THAT MICHELLE PFEIFFER IS
JUST NOT HALF THE "CAT-RESS" I AM.
334
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:49,367
SHE WAS A CATASTROPHE.
335
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:54,205
JUST AS I THOUGHT. A HAIR BALL.
336
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:57,208
I BELIEVE THE ANSWER IS... HER
ANSWER IS MICHELLE PFEIFFER.
337
00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:00,278
I'LL AGREE. CORRECT.
"X" GETS THE SQUARE.
338
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,280
ALL RIGHT, SUSAN. YOUR TURN.
339
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:05,283
OKAY, I'LL GOT WITH
ISABEL SANFORD.
340
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,285
ISABEL, DEAR, NICE TO SEE YOU.
341
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,520
YES, GEORGE.
342
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,923
NO, NO, NO, ISABEL.
IT'S PETER HERE.
343
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,925
OH, I'M SORRY, MR. BENTLEY.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
344
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,560
ACCORDING TO THE FOOD
AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION,
345
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,864
WHAT'S PART OF A
WELL-BALANCED BREAKFAST?
346
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,066
OH, THAT'S SIMPLE.
347
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:26,037
CORN FLAKES, TOAST,
WHISKEY, CIGARETTES,
348
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:29,073
PERHAPS THAT FUR BALL
SHE JUST COUGHED UP...
349
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,743
AND A HINT OF SCHNAPPS.
350
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,745
ISABEL, GIRL, YOU
SOUND KINDA CUTE.
351
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:37,081
CAN YOU TAKE A PUNCH?
352
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:39,628
WELL, PETER, I'M GONNA
HAVE TO DISAGREE.
353
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,586
CORRECT. CIRCLE GETS THE SQUARE.
354
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,722
PUT THE CIRCLE UP THERE,
ISABEL. THERE YOU ARE.
355
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,136
YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN PLAYING
THE GAME HERE ALL EVENING.
356
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,705
WE HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD FROM
OUR GOOD FRIEND GARY COLEMAN.
357
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,296
GARY, HOW'RE YOU DOING UP
THERE? HOW YA DOIN', PETER?
358
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:56,500
NICE... GOOD, GOOD.
YOU SEE THAT?
359
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,536
TELL US... WHAT
HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
360
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,738
WELL, I JUST FINISHED
MY NEW BOOK,
361
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:05,242
WHAT YOU TALKIN'
ABOUT? I'M NOT WEBSTER.
362
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,244
ALL RIGHT. YOUR PICK, HENRY.
363
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:10,859
I'M THINKING OF GOING WITH MY FAVORITE
ACTOR, ANTONIO VARGAS. CERTAINLY.
364
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,954
THAT'S IT. THAT IS
THE SECRET SQUARE.
365
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:19,990
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO, FOR
THE GAME. WE GO TO HUGGY BEAR.
366
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:23,527
WHAT WERE GEORGE
WASHINGTON'S FALSE TEETH MADE OF?
367
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,663
I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN', STARSKY,
368
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,733
BUT THE WORD ON THE STREET
SAYS THAT BARETTA'S GOT A BIRD.
369
00:19:28,802 --> 00:19:31,202
AND THERE'S STUFF
COMIN' IN ON PIER 4.
370
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:33,404
YOU KNOW, I HAD
GOLDFISH IN MY STASH.
371
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:38,009
ALL RIGHT. DO YOU
AGREE OR DISAGREE?
372
00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:40,011
I'LL AGREE. NO.
373
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,791
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. YOU
SHOULD'VE DISAGREED.
374
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:45,816
SUSAN, WELL, YOU CAN WIN
IT ALL RIGHT HERE, OKAY?
375
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:49,387
OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING. I'M
GONNA TAKE HUGGY BEAR TO WIN!
376
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:53,857
FOR THE WIN, ANTONIO, WHAT DO GEORGIA,
FLORIDA AND THE CAROLINAS HAVE IN COMMON?
377
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:57,929
HEY, HEY, HEY, HUTCH, HUTCH. I DON'T
KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT NOTHIN', MAN.
378
00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,431
BUT ALL I KNOW IS
WORD IS ON THE STREET...
379
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:03,134
THAT THEY ALL DOWN
WITH A PIMP NAMED SILKY.
380
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,169
I'LL DISAGREE.
381
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,238
CIRCLE GETS THE
SQUARE AND THE GAME.
382
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:11,776
CONGRATULATIONS, SUSAN. IT
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OUR NEW CHAMPION.
383
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:16,080
UH, PETER, EXCUSE ME, BUT
NOBODY ASKED ME ANYTHING UP HERE.
384
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:20,251
I'M WONDERIN' WHY
NOBODY ASKED ME NOTHIN'.
385
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,453
'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO
DAMN LOUD! THAT'S WHY!
386
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:26,090
WHO YOU CALLIN' LOUD, YOU
OLD CROW? CRACK-SMOKIN'...
387
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:29,004
BOY, YOU BETTER SHUT UP. I'LL
WHOOP YOU LIKE YOU WAS TINA!
388
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,962
I'LL PERM YOUR CURLS.
389
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:34,031
I'LL STICK MY FOOT IN YOUR BEHIND
AND KICK IT TO HELL AND BACK!
390
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,467
I'LL KILL YOU! DID
SOMEONE SAY HELEN?
391
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,372
WELL, THAT DOES IT FOR THIS SESSION
OF THE EAST HOLLYWOOD SQUARES.
392
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,786
THANK YOU, STARS. THANK YOU,
PLAYERS. THANK YOU, AUDIENCE.
393
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:47,411
AND JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR MORE FUN ON
THE EAST HOLLYWOOD SQUARES. BYE-BYE.
394
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:56,387
THANKS FOR WATCHIN'. WE'LL SEE YOU
NEXT WEEK. GOOD NIGHT, TOMAHAWK.
395
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:59,457
♪♪
396
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:34,725
♪♪
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