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[Narrator] WANDA HAS SEARCHED HIGH
AND LOW FOR THE FATHER OF HER BABY.
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HAS SHE FINALLY LOOKED
LOW ENOUGH? [Rings Bell]
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HEY. HELLO? CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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UH, LOOK, ANYWAY, WILD
THING, THIS IS WANDA WAYNE.
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I MET YOU DOWN AT THE CHUNKY MONKEY
AND THAT'S WHERE YOU PICKED ME UP.
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WELL, ACTUALLY, I PICKED YOU UP 'CAUSE
YOU KNOW YOU WAS DRUNK AND STUFF...
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AND I "DRUG" YOU OFF AND STUFF.
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YOU WAS SO HEAVY. LOOK,
COME ON AND OPEN UP
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'CAUSE I GOT A WONDERFUL
SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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DID YOU KNOW YOU WAS A DADDY?
YOU ABOUT TO HAVE BIRF. B-I-R-F.
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SO ANYWAY, YOU NEED TO OPEN UP AND STUFF.
DON'T BE PLAYIN' HARD TO GET AND STUFF.
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LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHIN'. WHY
YOU CHANGE YOU NAME AND STUFF...
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AND GOT IN THE WITNESS
PROTECTION PROGRAM?
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THAT WASN'T EVEN RIGHT. THAT
WASN'T RIGHT TO DO ME LIKE THAT.
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ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS OWN
UP TO YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES.
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BUT I THINK IT'S REAL CUTE HOW YOU
TRYIN' TO PLAY HARD TO GET AND ALL.
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SO I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO
USE ONE OF MY LITTLE WANDA TRICKS.
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[Whirring] I REALLY DON'T MEAN
TO DO THIS, BUT JUST BILL ME.
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- [Laughing]
- ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
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♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
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- ♪ TAKE IT FROM MEIT'S A'IGHT TO BE ♪
- HI-YAH!
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ AND HOW WOULD YA... HOW
WOULD YA... HOW WOULD YA F... ♪
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♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪
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♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪
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[Echoing] ♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS
SAFE TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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[Turntable Scratching]
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪
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[Laughing]
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[Announcer] HBO PRESENTS ONE OF THE
HOTTEST COMEDY SPECIALS OF THE YEAR...
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IT'S SAM KINISON...
LIVE FROM HELL!
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WHAT'S HAPPENIN', HADES?
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YEAH, YEAH, OH-OH!
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YEAH! [Giggles]
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YOU KNOW, PEOPLE KEEP
ASKING ME, SAM, WHAT SUCKS,
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WHAT SUCKS ABOUT HELL?
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WELL, I'LL TELL YOU.
[Screaming] IT'S HOT!
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I MEAN, IT'S HOT A LOT! AND
IT'S NOT A DRY HEAT, MISTER! NO!
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BUT I KNEW I WAS IN HELL...
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WHEN THEY PIPED ANDREW DICE
CLAY INTO MY DRESSING ROOM! [Screams]
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BUT IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK. IT'S NICE TO BE
HERE TONIGHT IN THE LEE ATWATER ROOM.
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[Hooting]
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[Laughing]
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU
PEOPLE ARE CHEERING ABOUT.
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I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S
WORSE DOWN HERE,
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THE FOOD OR THE
PAINFUL RECTAL SPASMS.
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YOU GET 'EM ABOUT EVERY FOUR MINUTES!
HERE COME ANOTHER ONE NOW! [Screams]
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OH, YOU LOVE IT, ELVIS, YOU
DIED ON THE TOILET! OW, OW!
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GIVE ME A PERCODAN,
MAN! [Groans]
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[Giggles]
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THE OTHER DAY, I
RAN INTO LIBERACE.
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AND HE STARTS HASSLING
ME ABOUT MY ACT... LIBERACE!
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I SAID, AT LEAST I DIED LIKE A MAN,
NOT WITH ONE! [Screams] COME ON!
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WHEN THEY PULLED ME OUT OF MY
CAR, THERE WAS LIQUOR ON MY BREATH.
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WHAT WAS ON YOURS, LIBBY?
HUH? WHAT WAS ON YOURS?
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OW, OW!
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[Giggling] OH, YOU LOVE IT!
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT
HELL? WHO'S HERE AND WHO ISN'T.
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I MEAN, WHO THOUGHT DANNY
THOMAS WOULD BE HERE, HUH?
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I GOT A LITTLE QUESTION
FOR YA, WHERE IS HITLER?
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WHERE'S HITLER? HE
KILLED SIX MILLION PEOPLE!
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YOU THINK YOU MIGHT
RUN INTO HIM SOMEWHERE!
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THE SNACK BAR, THE LAKE OF
FIRE, I DON'T KNOW, WHERE'S HITLER?
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YEAH!
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[Giggles]
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MY FAVORITE MAN DOWN HERE, OF
COURSE, THE BIG MAN HIMSELF, SATAN.
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THAT'S RIGHT. SATAN. WE
USED TO CALL HIM "PRINCE,"
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"PRINCE OF DARKNESS..." TILL HE
CHANGED HIS NAME TO A SYMBOL!
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YOU KNOW HE DID IT TO MEET
CHICKS. HE'S A LOSER, HE'S A LOSER!
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[Growling] NO, I'M
JUST KIDDING YA, MAN.
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HE'S HERE TONIGHT, MY MAN
SATAN, GIVE IT UP FOR HIM!
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[Applauding] [Hooting] YEAH!
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YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT CROWD, I'M HERE
THROUGH ETERNITY! SEE YA LATER, HELL! YEAH!
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HI! I'M SUSIE, YOUR AT&T OPERATOR,
HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT A NEW PLAN...
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THAT CAN SAVE YOU MONEY ON ALL THOSE
LONG DISTANCE PHONE CALLS YOU MAKE...
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TO THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE WHO'S
NEVER OUT OF YOUR THOUGHTS.
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UH, HEY, MY NAME TINY.
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I USED TO HAVE REAL BIG PHONE BILL,
BUT WITH AT&T FREQUENT CALLER PLAN,
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I CAN SAVE AS MUCH AS 50% ON THE
CALLS I MAKE TO THIS HERE WOMAN...
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WHO'S SO SEXY, SHE
MAKE ME... [Chuckles]
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[Ringing] HELLO?
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UH, UH... IS THIS MISS RYERSON?
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YES. WHO IS THIS?
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UH, UH... DO YOU HAVE
BIG "BREAST-ES-ES"?
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I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME!
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NO, WAIT, HOLD UP MISS
LADY, HOLD UP! UH, UH...
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DO YOU HAVE REAL, REAL,
REAL BIG BREAST-ES-ES?
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WITH AT&T FREQUENT CALLER PLAN,
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YOU'LL SAVE SO MUCH, YOU'LL FIND
YOURSELF CALLING OVER AND OVER...
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AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
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[Irish Accent] HELLO, I'M CALLING
FROM THE AMERICAN BRA ASSOCIATION.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY,
MA'AM. WHAT SIZE BRA DO YOU WEAR?
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A 36 D. WHY? OOH. OOH.
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THEN YOU MUST HAVE REAL BIG
BREAST-ES-ES! I-I WANNA TOUCH 'EM!
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REMEMBER, THE MORE YOU
CALL, THE MORE YOU'LL SAVE!
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THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED HAS BEEN
DISCONNECTED! GIMME THE PHONE, MAN!
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MAN, I GOTTA MAKE MORE
CALLS, LITTLE MAN! HEY!
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I GOTTA HAVE THOSE BIG, BOUNCY,
BREAST-ES-ES! I WANT THOSE BREAST-ES-ES!
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AT&T FREQUENT CALLER PLAN.
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NOW YOU CAN BE OBSESSED
BY THE ONE YOU LOVE,
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NOT BY YOUR PHONE BILL!
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BUT I TELL YOU WHAT.
BUT I TELL YOU WHAT.
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I GOT SOMETHIN' TO
SHOW YOU. IF YOU THINK
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THIS IS HOT, WAIT TILL
YOU GET A LOAD OF ME.
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I HOPE YOU GOT ENOUGH FUEL
FOR MY BIKINI WAX LATER ON,
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'CAUSE I TELL YOU WHAT, WE
GONNA WELD EACH OTHER TOGETHER.
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WAX! FLAME ON!
I'LL ROCK YO' WORLD.
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♪♪ [Soul] ♪ COME ON, COME
ON, YEAH EVERY DAY, GIRL ♪
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♪ I WANT TO SHOW YA EVERYTHING
THAT YOU ARE TO ME COME ON ♪
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♪ YEAH, UH ♪
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♪ I WANNA SHOW YOU
THAT YOU ARE MY LADY ♪
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♪ I WANT TO SHOW YOU
EVERYTHING YOU ARE TO ME ♪
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♪ I WANNA HOLD YOU
'CAUSE YOU ARE MY LADY ♪
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♪ I WANNA SHOW YOU
EVERYTHING YOU ARE TO ME ♪
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♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ BABY GIRL, TIGHT
CURLS IN MY WORLD LIKE ♪
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♪ BRIGHT LIGHTS SHININ'
DEEP INTO MY NIGHT MIGHT ♪
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♪ KEEP YOU IN MY
SIGHT I PARTICIPATE ♪
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♪ IN YOUR LIFE LIKE A
TRUE MAN SHOULD WHO ♪
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♪ WANT TO DEMONSTRATE,
POPULATE ACTIVATE ♪
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♪ WHEN THEY SEE US, ALL THESE
THUGS WANT TO PLAYA-HATE ♪
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♪ I REMEMBER WHEN WE
FIRST MET FIRST DATE ♪
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♪ I WAS LATE, KIND OF WILD WHEN I
THOUGHT OF YOU ♪ ♪ I WANT TO SHOW YOU ♪♪
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HELLO, EVERYONE. WHY
DON'T WE ALL SIT DOWN?
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UH, FIRST OF ALL, WELCOME
TO GROUP THERAPY.
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NOW, SOME OF YOU, I HAVE
HAD AS INDIVIDUAL PATIENTS,
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BUT I REALLY FELT THAT, UM,
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WE'LL BE ABLE TO PROGRESS
A LITTLE FASTER AS A GROUP,
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PROVIDED WE CREATE
AN ATMOSPHERE OF TRUST,
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SENSITIVITY, AND
HONEST COMMUNICATION.
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SO, WHO'D LIKE TO
START OFF FIRST?
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- FRANK?
- UM, THIS IS KIND OF
HARD FOR ME.
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IT'S OKAY, FRANK,
YOU'RE AMONG FRIENDS.
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WELL, DOCTOR, UH, YEAH...
I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY.
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[Laughing]
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YOU... THINK YOU MIGHT BE?
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THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. THAT'S
THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR!
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YOU THINK YOU
MIGHT BE GAY? [Laughs]
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NO, NO, DON'T BE
RIDICULOUS, FRANK, I GUESS...
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A LOT OF STRAIGHT MEN LIKE TO
WAKE UP STARING AT ANOTHER MAN'S...
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PIMPLY, SAGGING BUTTOCKS
RIGHT IN THEIR FACE.
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WELL, DOCTOR, I DON'T
APPRECIATE YOUR SARCASM.
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OKAY, WELL, HERE'S A QUICK POP QUIZ.
WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL LAST YEAR?
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WHAT'S A SUPER BOWL? MM-HMM.
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- HOW MANY JUDY GARLAND
RECORDS DO YOU HAVE?
- TWENTY-SEVEN!
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BINGO! GET OUT OF
MY FACE, YOU SISSY!
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DOCTOR, THAT WAS WRONG,
WHAT YOU SAID TO FRANK.
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OH, I'M SORRY MARIANNE, I
WAS JUST CONFRONTING HIM...
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SO THAT HE COULD REALIZE
HOW GAY HE REALLY IS.
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LISTEN. ANYWAY, WHILE WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT IT, COME ON UP.
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I WANT TO DO A LITTLE ANGER EXERCISE WITH
YOU, SINCE YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY VERY ANGRY.
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BUT I'M NOT ANGRY. YES, YOU ARE.
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NOW, I WANT YOU TO HIT THIS
PILLOW AND SAY, "I AM ANGRY."
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I AM ANGRY. SEE, DOES
THAT FEEL BETTER?
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NO, BECAUSE I WASN'T ANGRY.
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[Karate Yell] [Grunting]
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[Coughing] OH, COME
ON, DON'T TELL ME...
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THAT YOUR PIMP DADDY NEVER
HIT YOU UPSIDE YOUR HEAD...
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WHEN YOU WERE SELLING
YOUR BODY FOR CRACK!
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[Gasps] I-I THOUGHT I TOLD
YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!
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WELL, YOU THOUGHT WRONG.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU
PEOPLE ARE SO SELFISH.
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"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!"
"YEAH, I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY."
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[Making Gibberish Noises]
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YOU'RE ALWAYS COMPLAINING WHEN
THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE IN LEGITIMATE PAIN.
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LIKE PAULA, FOR INSTANCE.
PAULA SUFFERED A LOSS. PAULA?
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UMM, MY HUSBAND
WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT...
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AND I'M STILL FEELING A LOT
OF PAIN OVER WHAT HAPPENED.
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AND, WELL, WHO
WOULD NOT FEEL PAIN...
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AFTER THEY WATCHED
THEIR VERY OWN HUSBAND...
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GET SMASHED BY A RUNAWAY
TRUCK GOING 90 MILES AN HOUR.
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AND I SAW IT HAPPEN.
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IT WAS RIGHT OUTSIDE THIS OFFICE.
I MEAN, HE REALLY WENT FLYING.
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BANG! [Screams]
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[Crying]
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HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? [Sobbing]
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PAULA, I'M JUST
TRYING TO TELL YOU...
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THAT DENIAL IS THE
WORST STATE TO BE IN.
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YOU'VE GOT TO REALIZE HOW
DEAD YOUR HUSBAND REALLY IS.
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BOY, AND I MEAN... [Chuckles]
THE LOOK ON PAULA'S FACE,
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IT'S ONE OF THOSE TIMES YOU WISH
YOU HAD A CAMERA, BUT YOU JUST DON'T.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
"OH MY GOD!" [Screams]
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I MEAN, THAT GRILLE JUST CRINKLED HIM
LIKE A COTTAGE FRY! [Imitating Car Crash]
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[Shrieking] THAT BOY LOOKED
LIKE A STRAWBERRY SUNDAE.
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OH, GET OFF ME, YOU SISSY! HERE.
HERE HIT MY PILLOW. YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
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[Indistinct]
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OH, PAULA WILL
JUST BE ALL RIGHT.
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SHE'S PROBABLY AT
"THAT TIME" OR SOMETHING.
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WELL, I THINK THAT THERE WAS A LOT
OF HONESTY AND SHARING HERE TONIGHT.
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UH, NEXT WEEK, I REALLY
WANT US TO ALL FOCUS...
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ON THOSE WITH THE SECRET SHAME OF
NECROPHILIA... AND THAT MEANS YOU, PHIL.
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I'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
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♪♪ [Hip-Hop]
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00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,506
♪ NOW, EVERYBODY
IN THE PLACE TO BE ♪
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♪ PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE
AIR WITH ME, COME ON, DO IT ♪
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♪ DO IT, Y'ALL YEAH, COME ON ♪
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♪ DO IT, DO IT, Y'ALL YEAH ♪
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00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:32,450
♪ KEEP ON NOW, EVERYBODY
IN THE PLACE TO BE ♪
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♪ PUT YO' HANDS IN THE AIR WITH
ME, COME ON DO IT, DO IT, Y'ALL ♪
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00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:38,369
♪ Y'ALL, COME ON DO IT, DO IT,
Y'ALL ♪ ♪ IT'S JUST LIKE THAT ♪
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♪ ROCK, IT'S JUST LIKE
THAT PUT YO' HANDS, DO IT ♪
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♪ HANDS, DO IT JUST DO IT ♪
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♪ BUT WAIT, DON'T DO IT ♪
♪ GO, GO ♪
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♪ IT'S JUST LIKE THAT, HA
HA, IT'S JUST LIKE THAT ♪
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♪ LET YO' HANDS DO IT ♪♪
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[Announcer] THIS... IS...
THE DIRTY DOZENS!
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NOW ENTERING OUR STUDIO,
OUR RETURNING CHAMPION,
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A BICYCLE MESSENGER FROM
UPTOWN NEW YORK, T-DOG JENKINS!
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A NIGHT PRISON GUARD FROM
HUNTSVILLE, TEXAS, SONYA WINSLOW!
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AND A ROCKET SCIENTIST FROM
CARSON CITY, NEVADA, LEONARD DINKINS!
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AND NOW THE HOST OF
DIRTY DOZENS, STU DUNFEY!
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THANK YOU SO MUCH. HELLO, AND
WELCOME TO THE DIRTY DOZENS,
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WHERE TALKIN' TRASH
CAN GET YOU CASH,
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AND YOU'LL TAKE HOME THE
BANK IF YOUR MAMA IS STANK.
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ALL RIGHTY, LET'S LOOK AT
OUR CATEGORIES TONIGHT.
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MAMA'S SO HAIRY, MAMA'S SO OLD,
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MAMA'S TEETH SO YELLOW,
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AND STARTS WITH "F."
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T-DOG, YOU'RE OUR
CHAMPION. START US OFF.
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THANK YOU, STU. I WILL TAKE
YO' MAMA SO HAIRY FOR 100.
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[Stu] "YOUR MAMA'S SO HAIRY..."
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YO' MAMA'S SO HAIRY, HER ARMPITS LOOK
LIKE SHE GOT DON KING IN A HEADLOCK!
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[Bell Dinging] [Stu] YES!
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ON THE BOARD FOR 100. AND NOW, LET'S REVEAL
THE FIRST PLAY OF TODAY'S "MYSTERY DIS."
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[Chimes] CARE TO
VENTURE A GUESS, SONYA?
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00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,917
FROM THAT LITTLE PIECE
OF NOTHING? WHAT DO I
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LOOK LIKE? DIONNE
WARWICK'S PSYCHIC FRIEND?
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- [Laughs]
- LOOKS LIKE SONYA'S
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE.
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LET ME REMIND YOU, I'M MERELY THE
HOST OF THE SHOW. NOW PICK A CATEGORY.
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ALL RIGHT, UM, LET'S STICK
WITH MAMA SO HAIRY, STU.
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- "YOUR MAMA'S SO HAIRY... "
- [Hitting Button]
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YO' MAMA SO HAIRY, BIGFOOT
TAKE PICTURES OF HER!
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00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:34,238
[Bell Dings]
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YES! AN EXTREMELY
HAIRY MAMA INDEED!
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T-DOG, YOU HAVE
CONTROL OF THE BOARD.
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LET US TRY STARTS
WITH "F" FOR 100, STUNESS.
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FIRST TIME IN THAT
CATEGORY. WHAT'LL IT BE?
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00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,788
OOH. "YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT..."
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00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,724
[Beeps] YO' MAMA SO FAT,
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00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:55,025
SHE BUNGEE-JUMPED AND
WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL.
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[Bell Dings]
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CORRECT! YOU RETAIN CONTROL.
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I WILL TAKE "THINGS THAT
START WITH 'F'" FOR 200, STU.
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[Bell Chiming, Siren Blaring] [Stu] OH!
YOU'VE HAPPENED UPON OUR DAILY DOZEN.
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NO NEED TO BE AFRAID, T-DOG.
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO WAGER?
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00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:21,085
OH, OH, STRAIGHT TA-RUM,
ER, UH, TARA, AH-RUM, AH...
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I'LL WAGER 300, STU.
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ALL RIGHT, FOR 300 AND THE LEAD,
THE "STARTS WITH 'F'" CATEGORY IS...
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"YOUR MAMA'S SO FUNKY..."
SO FUNKY. THINK ABOUT IT.
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[Clock Ticking]
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NEED AN ANSWER!
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UH, YO' MAMA'S
DRAWERS IS SO FUNKY,
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00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,074
THE ROACHES CHECK IN
BUT THEY DON'T CHECK OUT!
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- [Bell Dings]
- "F" TO THE "U" TO THE "N," TO
THE "K" TO THE "Y," FUNKY.
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- THREE HUNDRED POINTS!
- I THINK I WILL TAKE
YO' MAMA'S SO OLD FOR 100.
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"YO' MAMA SO OLD..." LEONARD?
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YOUR MAMA'S SO OLD, HER FIRST
COMPUTER WAS A UNIVAC 200...
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WITH A 16K RAM AND A MAGNETIC
TAPE DATA STORAGE SYSTEM.
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JUDGES? [Buzzing]
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OH, NO. WE CAN'T ACCEPT THAT.
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COME ON! THE UNIVAC'S
A VIRTUAL DINOSAUR!
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- ANYONE ELSE?
- YO' MAMA SO OLD,
SHE'S IN JESUS' YEARBOOK!
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- [Bell Dings] - NOT A YOUNG
MAMA. SONYA, WHERE TO?
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UM, TEETH SO YELLOW FOR 200.
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- "YOUR MAMA'S TEETH SO YELLOW..."
- YOUR MAMA'S TEETH SO YELLOW,
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WHEN SHE YAWNS, TRAFFIC
JUST SLOWS DOWN. [Bell Dings]
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LET'S SEE, STU. I THINK I WILL
TAKE TEETH SO YELLOW FOR 300.
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"YO' MAMA'S TEETH SO
YELLOW..." LEONARD?
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YOUR MAMA'S TEETH SO YELLOW,
WHEN SHE EXPECTORATES,
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THE DISCHARGE RESEMBLES THE COAGULATED
MAMMARIAN FATS OF A DOMESTICATED BOVINE.
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JUDGES? [Buzzing]
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I'M SORRY, LEONARD, BUT WE JUST
DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
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COME ON! THE BITCH'S TEETH
ARE SO YELLOW, SHE SPITS BUTTER!
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[Bell Chiming] ALL RIGHT!
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LEONARD IN THE HOUSE
WITH 300! [Bell Ringing]
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00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:11,930
OH, AND THAT SIGNALS THE
END OF REGULAR DOZENS,
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00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,776
SO AT THIS POINT,
WE'LL CLEAR THE BOARD,
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00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,400
AND TAKE A LOOK AT
TONIGHT'S MYSTERY DIS.
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FOR 500 POINTS AND THE GAME...
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YO' MAMA SO UGLY, SHE HAD TO GET HER BABY
DRUNK JUST SO SHE COULD BREAST-FEED IT.
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[Bell Dinging] YES! AND T-DOG,
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WITH 1,300 POINTS,
REMAINS CHAMPION!
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[Audience Cheering]
ALL RIGHT, T-DOG.
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OH, NICELY PLAYED.
YOU'RE TODAY'S WINNER.
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00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:44,028
AND THAT MEANS YOU'LL BE DISSING
IN THE BONUS ROUND FOR A NEW CAR!
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00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:47,398
[Stu] AH-HA-HA-HO! OH, HO-HO!
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00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:50,535
HERE'S WHAT YOU
DO TO TAKE IT HOME.
300
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,904
THE DRIVER OF THE CAR IS
MONTEZ. YO, WHAT'S UP, STU?
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00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:56,874
YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO
DIS MONTEZ SO VICIOUSLY...
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00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,088
THAT HE GETS OUT OF THE CAR
TO TEACH YOUR BUTT A LESSON.
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00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,412
IF YOU DO THAT, THE CAR IS
YOURS. OTHERWISE, MONTEZ,
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00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,614
YOU GET TO KEEP THE CAR!
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00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,884
ONE MINUTE ON THE
CLOCK. AND... START DISSIN'!
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00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:11,822
YEAH, WHAT'S UP, YOUR MAMA'S
SO BLACK, SHE BLEEDS SMOKE.
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00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,527
NICE TRY, MAN. BUT
DAMIAN "FOOTBALL"
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00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,626
WILLIAMS COULDN'T GET
ME TO "UNASS" THIS CAR.
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00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:19,464
YEAH, WELL YOUR MAMA'S HOUSE SO DUSTY,
THE ROACHES RIDE AROUND ON DUNE BUGGIES.
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00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,766
[Yawning] MAN, WHY DON'T
YOU JUST GIVE UP, MAN?
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00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:26,003
YO, YO' MAMA SO FAT,
HER BLOOD TYPE IS RAGU.
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00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:28,139
WEAK.
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00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:32,476
YO, YO' MAMA SO UGLY, SHE GOTTA
TRICK-OR-TREAT OVER THE PHONE.
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00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,413
IT'S TIRED, MAN. THAT
DON'T EVEN BOTHER ME, MAN.
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00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:39,683
YEAH, YEAH, YO' MAMA SO SHORT, YOU
CAN SEE HER FEET ON HER DRIVER'S LICENSE!
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00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,032
LOOK MAN, WHY DON'T
YOU RAISE UP? YEAH, YEAH.
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00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:47,157
YEAH, LIKE I SAY, YO' MAMA LIKE THE
PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY. EVERYBODY POKE HER.
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00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,326
I'M GONNA BUST YOUR
A... ONE MORE TIME.
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00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,406
LIKE I SAID, YEAH.
YO' MAMA SO STANKY...
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00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:54,743
YO' MAMA SO STANKY, SHE GETS
SOURDOUGH YEAST INFECTIONS!
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00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,246
NOW, WHO TOLD YOU? I'M
GONNA KILL YOU! [Stu] HO, HO!
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00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:01,005
[Bell Ringing] HE DID IT!
T-DOG WINS THE CAR!
323
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,207
AND THAT'S ALL THE
TIME WE HAVE TONIGHT.
324
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:06,945
JOIN US NEXT TIME WHEN WE'LL BE
DISSIN' FOR DOLLARS ON THE DIRTY DOZENS.
325
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:10,681
I'M AUDI 5000. PEACE!
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00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:15,619
[Announcer] THE DIRTY DOZENS HAS BEEN
BROUGHT TO YOU BY YO MAMA'S CAKES.
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00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:19,556
EVERYBODY DOESN'T LIKE
SOMETHING, BUT NOBODY LIKES YO MAMA!
328
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:25,596
READY OR NOT, BABY, HERE I COME.
JUST CALL ME THE TERMINATOR.
329
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,643
YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR
LOVE NEST AWAY FROM ME.
330
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,601
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WAS
THINKIN', 'CAUSE I TELL YOU WHAT:
331
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,380
WHEN I BUST IN, I WANT
YOU TO BE BUTT-NAKED
332
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:34,138
AND I WANT YOU TO BE
STANDIN' AT ATTENTION.
333
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,608
[Banging] [Grunting]
334
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,580
OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS A LITTLE TOUGH.
335
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,650
AND YOU LUCKY I'M A
STRONG, LOVELY WOMAN.
336
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:49,286
'CAUSE THE AVERAGE WOMAN WOULD JUST
GIVE UP. BUT I CAN'T GIVE UP ON MY LOVE!
337
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,757
YOU GOTTA TAKE CARE OF
THESE CHILDREN. I'M COMIN' IN!
338
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,993
[Banging] [Grunting]
339
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,729
[Howling]
340
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,865
YEAH, LET'S GET IT UP
RIGHT NOW! WHAT'S UP?
341
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:03,012
WE GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE TO TALK
ABOUT COMIN' FROM THE UNDERGROUND,
342
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,915
WELL, NOW WE GOT "LORDS OF THE
UNDERGROUND" WITH CHIEF ROCKA...
343
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:08,272
AND HERE COME THE LORDS...
GIVE IT UP IN LIVING COLOR!
344
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:12,944
♪ YES, YES, YES, 1993 ♪
345
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,746
♪ LORDS OF THE UNDERGROUND ♪
346
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:19,116
♪ MISTER FUNKY, GET
UP GET UP, GET UP ♪
347
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:22,420
♪ COME ON, GET ON UP GET UP ♪
348
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:25,390
♪ LORDS OF THE
UNDERGROUND IN THE HOUSE ♪
349
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,392
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
350
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,627
♪ BOOM, SHAKA LAKA, YO
HERE COMES THE CHIEF ROCKA ♪
351
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:32,207
♪ ROCKIN' WORDS, SO JUMP UP OFF
THE TIP, YOU'RE NOT MY KNOCKA ♪
352
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,711
♪ WE'LL SHOCK YA TOP TO BOTTOM
MAKE THE PEOPLE SAY, OOH, AH ♪
353
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,100
♪ TRYIN' TO BREAK FLY
I'LL HIT YOU IN THE EYE ♪
354
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,703
♪ PUSH THEM IN THE BELLY
STEPPED ON THE BEAT, COME ON ♪
355
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:42,151
♪ SLAM THE CHILD ON THE ONE,
TWO, THREE ♪ ♪ COME ON ♪
356
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:44,335
♪ NOW, FEEL MY WHIM, I'LL
BE DIM SLIM JIM, DON'T WE ♪
357
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,655
♪ COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE SKUNK
WEED THAT MAKES US OH, SO FUNKY ♪
358
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,857
♪ THEY WOULDN'T LET ME CHOOSE
IT COULDN'T BE THE BOOZE ♪
359
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,449
♪ IT WAS THE SHOES IT'S GOTTA
BE THE SHOES ♪ ♪ MY TENS ♪
360
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,628
♪ CAUSE GIRLIES, THEY CLOCK
THEY STAND AROUND AND JOCK ♪
361
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:56,153
♪ I SAY BOOM SHAKA LAK GRAB
THE MICROPHONE AND ROCK ♪
362
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,534
♪ TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH WHEN ON THE
MIKE I SAY ANYTHING THAT SOUNDS GOOD ♪
363
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:01,658
♪ LIKE ♪ ♪ DRUM PAN A DRUM
PAN AND SOUND OVER SOME, UHH ♪
364
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:03,572
♪ THE CAT IN THE HAT AND THE
MOUSE WENT UP THE STAIRS ♪
365
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,164
♪ THAT DIDN'T MAKE NO SENSE ♪
♪ COME ON, WHO CARES ♪
366
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,477
♪ SEE, EVERYONE'S OUT TO GET
THEIRS, SO DON'T BE TRYIN' TO KNOCK ME ♪
367
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,679
♪ I SAY WHAT I WANT TO SAY
AS LONG AS IT SOUNDS FUNKY ♪
368
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,037
♪ SOME M.C.'s WANTED TO BUY
ME AND TRY TO TAKE STANDS ♪
369
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,739
♪ BUT THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ HE'S THE MR. FUNKY MAN ♪
370
00:21:15,809 --> 00:21:17,720
♪ I AMAZE AND ASTOUND
LOOK THEM UP AND DOWN ♪
371
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:20,356
♪ SMACK A FEW OF THEM AROUND LET
THEM KNOW WHO WEARS THE CROWN ♪
372
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:23,025
♪ WHO'S THE TIP OF THE TOP THE CREAM
OF THE CROP THE BEST UNDER THE SUN ♪
373
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:26,083
♪ I'M THE LORD CHIEF ROCKA
NUMBER ONE, MR. FUNKY ♪
374
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,463
♪ COME ON ♪
♪ CHIEF ROCKA ♪
375
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,620
♪ THE LORD CHIEF ROCKA
NUMBER ONE CHIEF ROCKA ♪
376
00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,089
♪ THE LORD CHIEF ROCKA
NUMBER ONE CHIEF ROCKA ♪
377
00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:34,926
♪ HERE COME THE LORDS ♪♪
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