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OH, HI.
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OKAY, OKAY!
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HEY, LITTLE WANDA. I'LL
CHANGE YOU IN A MINUTE.
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FIRST I GOTTA GET OVER
HERE AND GET MY BREAST PUMP.
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WOO-HOO! THIS IS THE
FAVORITE PART OF THE DAY.
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MY FAVORITE PART OF THE
DAY. THIS IS LIKE "NIPO-SUCTION."
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OH. OH, HUSH. OOH.
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DON'T CRY. UH-UH. NO, NO.
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YOU NEED TO GET CHANGED.
I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT
IT. I'LL CHANGE YOU.
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JUST HOLD ON A MINUTE.
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.
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OKAY. OH-OH!
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I GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE GAVE
YOU ALL THAT RASPBERRY SNAPPLE.
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OOH. OKAY. SHH. OOH.
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YOU SO CUTE. HOW
YOU GET SO PRETTY?
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YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR MAMA.
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OH, OKAY. UH-HUH. NO CRYIN' NOW.
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♪ HUSH LITTLE BABY
DON'T YOU CRY ♪
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♪ MAMA'S GOTTA GET HER
SOME GOOD SHUT-EYE ♪
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♪ AND WHEN SHE FIND YOUR
DADDY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M A DO ♪
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♪ IT'S GONNA BE GOOD LOVIN',
BODY ROCKIN' ALL NIGHT LONG ♪
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HEY. FOR REAL. OH.
OH. OKAY. OH-OH.
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OH. YOU MUST HAVE A
GAS BUBBLE OR SOME...
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OOH, IT SMELL LIKE THAT HOG HEAD
CHEESE I HAD EARLIER THIS MORNING.
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OKAY, I'M GONNA
LAY YOU DOWN NOW...
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'CAUSE MAMA GOTTA WRITE
IN HER DIARY AND STUFF, OKAY?
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SO HUSH AND BE
QUIET. STAY TIGHT.
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DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS GET
ALL UP IN YOUR STUFF, OKAY?
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ALL RIGHT. OOH.
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"DEAR... DEAR DIARY,
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"I AM STILL LOOKIN' FOR WANDA'S
MAN. I HAVE SOME TYPE OF CLUE.
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"I KNOW HE LIGHT 'SKINNED-ED.'
I KNOW HE GOT GREEN EYES...
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"AND HE USED TO
POP-LOCK AND STUFF,
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"AND HE DROVE A CAMARO.
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"BUT I'M STILL KINDA SHADY ON
WHAT HE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE.
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"I WENT TO THE POLICE STATION...
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"I WENT...
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"AND I SAID, 'I'M
LOOKIN' FOR MY MAN.'
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THEY SAID, 'WELL, DO YOU
WANT US TO SUBPOENA... '"
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SUP... S...
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"'DO YOU WANT US TO FIND HIM?'
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"AND I SAID, 'YES, I DO, BECAUSE THAT'S THE
WAY I GOT LIKE THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE.'
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SO ANYWAY, DEAR DIARY, I'LL
JUST KEEP ON WITH MY SEARCH."
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GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE WANDA.
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
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♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
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- ♪ TAKE IT FROM MEIT'S A'IGHT TO BE ♪
- HI-YAH!
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ AND HOW WOULD YA... HOW
WOULD YA... HOW WOULD YA F... ♪
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♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪
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♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪
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♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS SAFE
TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪
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COMING THIS FALL TO FOX, THE ALL
NEW CIRCUS OF THE BLACK STARS.
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YOU'LL SEE DARING ACROBATS
GARRETT MORRIS AND NELL CARTER.
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HOLD STILL. I'M
GETTIN' READY TO JUMP.
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AT LEAST LET ME
PUT A PARACHUTE ON.
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SHUT UP! WE GONNA
DO THIS ON THREE.
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THREE!
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I'M COMIN', JESUS!
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YOU'LL SEE SINBAD
THE LION TAMER.
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MAN, LOOK AT THAT LION!
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MAN, THAT'S A BIG OLD LION, MAN.
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LION BE SITTIN' THERE
LOOKIN' AT ME, TALKIN' 'BOUT...
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"HEY, SINBAD. I AIN'T LYIN'."
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AND I'M NOT! MAN, THE LAST
TIME I SAW A LION WAS AT THE ZOO.
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GET BACK. I MEAN IT, MAN.
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YOU'LL THRILL AND GASP
AS YOU WATCH THE STARS...
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PERFORM THE ANCIENT
ART OF KNIFE THROWING.
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HI, I'M SHARI BELAFONTE. YOU PEOPLE
THERE WOULD BE LESS OF A TARGET...
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IF YOU GOT HOOKED
ON SLIM-FAST LIKE ME.
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LOOK AT ME. DIG THIS. I'VE GOT A
GOOD FIGURE, A FAMOUS FATHER...
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HOW COME I'M NOT WORKING MORE?
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YOU HAVE TO TALK A
LITTLE LOUDER, SHARI.
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I HAVE TO THROW THE
KNIVES AT YOUR VOICE.
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AND THRILL AS JACKÉE IS TURNED
INTO A HUMAN CANNONBALL.
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OOH! I HOPE THIS
DON'T MESS UP MY NAILS.
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HEY, TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME.
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WHY DON'T YOU POINT THIS HERE CANNON
IN THE DIRECTION OF YOUR APARTMENT...
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AND I CAN MEET YOU THERE
AFTER THE SHOW? OOH!
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OOH, LOOK. IT'S
RAININ' MEN. OOH!
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SO DON'T MISS THE CIRCUS
OF THE BLACK STARS.
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COMING FROM FOX.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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MISS. MISS. MISS.
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HOW DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU WON THE
FANTASY DATE WITH MAGNIFICO HIMSELF?
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OH, I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE
IT. I MEAN, HE'S SO GORGEOUS.
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HE CERTAINLY IS.
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NOW WHY DON'T WE SHOW
JULIE TO HER TABLE, HUH?
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OKAY. JULIE!
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OH. WHAT THE HELL
IS KEEPING HIM?
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WELL, EVER SINCE COSMO
NAMED HIM THE SEXIEST
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MAN, HE'S BEEN
ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE.
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YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T EVEN LAID EYES
ON HIM SINCE HE LEFT FOR EUROPE.
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THAT WAS SIX MONTHS AGO. YEAH.
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AH-HA! I AM HERE!
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YEAH. LINDA!
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SO FANTASTIC IT IS TO FEAST MY
LOOKS UPON YOUR SEXUAL APPEARANCE.
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MAGNIFICO HAS ARRIVED. MY GOD. WHAT
THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO YOURSELF?
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NOTHING, THANK
YOU. AND YOURSELF?
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AHA! MY PRESS. THEY HUNGER
FOR ME. OUT OF THE WAY!
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YO, MAN. EXCUSE
ME. I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
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MAGNIFICO. WOULD YOU CARE
TO COMMENT ON YOUR NEW LOOK?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO
YOU SPEAK OF, THIS NEW LOOK?
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OKAY. WELL, SOME
PEOPLE MIGHT SAY...
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THAT YOU REALLY, REALLY, REALLY...
DAMN! REALLY LET YOURSELF GO.
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HA-HA! WELL, I MAY HAVE PUT
ON A POUND OR TWO. SO WHAT?
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IT IS NO MATTER. THE CAMERA
LOVES ME. I AM... MAGNIFICO.
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IS IT TRUE THAT YOU'VE BEEN LINKED WITH
RECENT CATTLE DISAPPEARANCES IN OKLAHOMA?
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WELL, I, UH... I FORGET,
BUT IT IS NO MATTER.
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I AM SEXIEST, MOST BELOVED
MAN IN WORLD! I AM... MAGNIFICO.
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NOW, WHERE IS SHE, THE
LUCKIEST LADY IN THE WORLD?
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AHA! HERE SHE IS.
TAKE A WALK, GOOFY.
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MY LITTLE FURRY ONE, ARE YOU
READY TO RIDE THE WILD WIND...
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ON THE BACK OF A PONY
NAMED "LOVE," HUH?
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WHO ARE YOU?
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YOU, UH... YOU ARE INTIMIDATED
BY MY STUNNING GOOD LOOKS, YES?
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DO NOT BE ASHAMED
BY YOUR PLAINNESS.
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TO MAGNIFICO, IT IS, UH, A WOMAN'S
INSIDES WHO ARE MOST BEAUTIFUL.
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NOW, WHO DO I HAVE TO MAKE
LONG, PASSIONATE LOVE TO...
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TO GET A BEER AROUND HERE, HUH?
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MAGNIFICO, FIRST WE NEED TO TAKE
SOME PUBLICITY SHOTS. ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
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COME ON. GET UP! NO!
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YES. I WILL, UH... I WILL
NOW STRIP DOWNWARDS...
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TO MY FLIMSY, VELVET
JOCKSTRAP UNDERWEARS.
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PREPARE TO BE TANTALIZED. NO!
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NO, NO, NO. THAT WON'T
BE NECESSARY. ALL RIGHT.
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NOW IS... IS THERE ANY WAY
TO MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD?
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UM... NO. OH. OKAY.
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MY DEAR, REFRESH MY BRAIN. WHAT
WAS YOUR MAGNIFICO FANTASY DATE?
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OH, JUST TO MEET YOU
AND THEN QUICKLY LEAVE.
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OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. IT WAS SO
MUCH MORE. NOW I AM REMEMBERING.
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YOU WANTED ME TO LOWER
MYSELF DOWN UPON YOUR LIPS,
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SLOWLY BUT SURELY
GRINDING MYSELF... NO! NO!
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YES, YES. THIS IS A NIGHT THEY
WILL NEVER BE FORGETTING. HA-HA!
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BECAUSE THE CAMERA
LOVES ME. I AM... MAGNIFICO!
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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AS YOU ALL KNOW, MAGNIFICO'S
NEW CD, HUNGRY FOR YOU,
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HIT RECORD STORES THIS WEEK.
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YES, AND TONIGHT, HE'S
GOING TO BE SINGING...
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HIS NEW HIT SINGLE,
"THE WAY I LOOK TONIGHT."
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MAGNIFICO!
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♪♪ THANK YOU, LINDA.
YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.
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♪ OH, GIRL, I... ♪♪
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I, UH... I, UH...
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♪ OH GIRL YOU LOVE ME ♪
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♪ AND WHO CAN BLAME YOU
THE WAY I LOOK TONIGHT ♪
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♪ THE REFLECTION OF ME IN
YOUR BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES ♪
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♪ OH, WHAT A LOVELY SIGHT ♪
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♪ YOU LIE BESIDE ME, BATHED ♪
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♪ BATHED IN MY
GLISTENING SWEAT ♪
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♪ YOU HAVE NEVER HAD
A LOVER SO TENDER ♪
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♪ SO STRONG I'M THE
GREATEST ONE YET ♪♪
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OH, EXCUSE ME.
I'VE TO GET THIS...
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♪ LISTEN, YOU'VE NEVER
HAD A LOVER SO STRONG ♪
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♪ AND TONIGHT, THE TIME THERE
IS STILL TIME FOR YOU AND I ♪
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♪ YOU ARE SO SWEET, LIKE
LIKE CHOCOLATE THINGS ♪
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♪ YOU ARE SWEETER
THAN CHOCOLATE ♪
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♪ I WANT YOU I WANT TO
LICK YOUR CREAM FILLING ♪
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♪ I WANT TO BATHE MYSELF
IN YOUR CHOCOLATES ♪♪
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COME BACK HERE. I
LOVE YOU. YOU CAN'T GO.
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I WILL CRUSH YOU. NO, COME
HERE. MAGNIFICO. COME BACK HERE!
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- CHECK THIS OUT.
- ♪ YEAH ♪
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♪ YE... YE... YE... YE...
YE... YE... YE... YE... YEAH ♪
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YE... YE... YE... YE... YEAH ♪
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♪ YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
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♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
YE... YE... YE... YEAH ♪♪
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
AND NOW FOR MY NEXT TRICK.
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I WILL CLOSE THE
CURTAIN ON THIS CHAMBER,
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AND WHEN I OPEN IT AGAIN, MY LOVELY
ASSISTANT, RHONDA, WILL HAVE DISAPPEARED.
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HI HOWDY, FOLKS. WHO ARE YOU?
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I'M FIRE MARSHAL BILL BURNS,
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AND THIS MAGIC SHOW, WHILE
ENTERTAINING TO YOUNG AND OLD ALIKE,
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COULD BE A HAZARD
TO LIFE AND LIMB!
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SOME BROAD NEARLY KNOCKED ME DOWN
GOIN' THROUGH THAT SECRET PASSAGEWAY.
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SIR, I ASSURE YOU. WHAT I PERFORM
IS MAGIC. IT IS COMPLETELY SAFE.
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THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID
ABOUT THE WORLD TRADE
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CENTER, SON. BUT ME
AND MY FRIEND ABDUL...
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AND A COUPLE OF POUNDS OF PLASTIQUE
EXPLOSIVE SHOWED 'EM DIFFERENT.
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LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
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SAY YOU'RE ABOUT TO WOW THE
AUDIENCE WITH A LITTLE SLEIGHT OF HAND.
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YOU GO TO TAP YOUR
WRIST WITH THE MAGIC WAND,
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WHEN SOMEBODY YELLS OUT, "LOOK! SIEGFRIED
AND ROY JUST MADE A SALAMI DISAPPEAR."
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IN ALL THE EXCITEMENT, YOU PICK
UP YOUR MAGIC MACHETE INSTEAD.
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AND BEFORE YOU KNOW
IT... PRESTO HACKO.
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YOU'RE CHANGIN' YOUR
NAME TO DAVID CHOPPERFIELD.
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LOOK, FOLKS.
NOTHIN' UP MY SLEEVE.
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ISN'T THAT A WONDERFUL TRICK, FOLKS?
HUH? THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY, SIR.
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NOW, IF I MAY DIRECT
YOUR ATTENTION,
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
TO THE LOVELY BIRDCAGE.
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
MAGIC JOHNSON!
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THAT LITTLE AVIARY IS AN
ACCIDENT WAITIN' TO HAPPEN.
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SAY YOU GO TO COVER THESE BIRDS
WITH ONE OF YOUR MYSTICAL SNOT RAGS.
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WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS, PYRO,
THE MENTALLY DEFICIENT FIRE-EATER,
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HAS SWITCHED IT WITH
A GASOLINE SOAKED RAG.
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LIKE SO.
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MEANWHILE, YOU'RE
SO CONFIDENT...
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AND SO SUREFIRE COCKY ABOUT
YOUR LITTLE DISAPPEARING BIRD TRICK...
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THAT YOU DECIDE TO BRUSH UP ON
YOUR ARC WELDING AT THE SAME TIME.
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THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!
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OH! MY BIRDS! MY
BIRDS! PUT THAT OUT!
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IT'S SO... BEAUTIFUL!
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
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THIS IS MAGIC. IT'S
NOT DANGEROUS.
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THE HAND IS QUICKER
THAN THE EYE.
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WELL, I'D LIKE TO
TEST THAT THEORY.
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LOOKS LIKE A PHOTO FINISH TO ME.
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SIR, SIR, GET OFF THIS STAGE.
YOU'RE RUINING THE WHOLE SHOW!
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SON, NOT SO FAST. YOU DON'T
WANNA MISS MY GRAND FINALE.
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I BROUGHT A LITTLE
ILLUSION OF MY OWN. ♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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OH, MANDRAKE, WOULD YOU BE
SO KIND AS TO PLACE THE TOP BOX...
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ON THE TABLE OVER THERE?
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WELCOME TO THE
WORLD OF ILLUSION!
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THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
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EASY. LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING!
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OH, MY GOD! LOOK
OUT, EVERYBODY! RUN!
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GET OUT!
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OH, MY GOD! HE'S
GOIN' FOR THE GAS MAIN!
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DON'T WORRY, FOLKS.
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THAT'S THE HEADLESS CHAINSAW-WIELDING
TORSO OF A FIRE MARSHAL.
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I'M RUINED IN THE BUSINESS.
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I JUST GOT A JOB
WORKIN' WITH GALLAGHER.
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IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT'S NEXT,
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STRAIGHT FROM ELEKTRA
RECORDS TO SING THEIR HOT SINGLE,
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PLEASE PUT YOUR
HANDS TOGETHER FOR...
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LEADERS OF THE NEW SCHOOL!
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♪♪
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♪ L-O-N-S Y'ALL L-O-N-S Y'ALL ♪
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♪ L-O-N-S Y'ALL L-O-N-S Y'ALL ♪
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00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,799
♪ L-O-N-S Y'ALL L-O-N-S Y'ALL ♪
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00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,434
♪ YO, YO I CAN FEEL Y'ALL ♪
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♪ L-O-N-S Y'ALL L-O-N-S
Y'ALL L-O-N-S Y'ALL ♪
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♪ SAY HOO-AH NOW HERE WE GO ♪
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00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:25,209
♪ YO, BUSTA KICK IT ♪
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♪ SKIP TO MY LOU ♪
♪ YES ♪
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♪ GOT A FUNKY HOPSCOTCH GAME
GOIN' ON ♪ ♪ GETTIN' STRONG ♪
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♪ I THINK YOU BETTER FOLLOW
THIS AND COME ALONG ♪
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♪ HEAVENS TO MURGATROID WE'VE
COME UP WITH ANOTHER NEW SONG ♪
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00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:37,087
♪ SING ALONG ♪
♪ TICK-A-TICK-A-TOCK ♪
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00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,117
♪ WHO'S THAT ♪
♪ COMIN' AROUND THE BLOCK ♪
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♪ LEADERS OF THE NEW ♪ ♪ WITH
THE SH... THAT IS SURE TO HIT THE SPOT ♪
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♪ OOH AAH YES COME
IN MY DRAGON'S LAIR ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHEN I TURN SLAYER
BETTER SAY YOUR PRAYER ♪
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♪ OPEN YOUR EYES ♪
♪ RISE, YES I COME TO ♪
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♪ STERILIZE ♪ ♪ MR. PARASITE
I GOT YOUR BIG SURPRISE ♪
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♪ MAD EFFECTIVE AS YOU VISION
MY PERSPECTIVE ♪ ♪ HOT SHOT ♪
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♪ LOOK AT WHAT YOU GOT A SUPER
ACHE INFECTED ♪ ♪ SPEED KNOT ♪
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00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,554
♪ DOUBLE-TEAM STUNNING EVERY
TIME I SEE THE FRAUD COMING ♪
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♪ TIME TO BACK THE TOOLS
AND START ♪ ♪ RUNNING ♪
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♪ LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' YOU
AIN'T SAYING NOTHIN' WITH YOUR FUSSIN' ♪
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♪ NOW YOU GOT ME CUSSIN'
BAKE YOU LIKE A MUFFIN ♪
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♪ FULL OF STUFFIN' ♪
♪ FOR THE WORLD TO SEE ♪
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♪ LEADERS OF THE NEW IS IN
THE PLACE TO BE FOR '93, "G" ♪
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♪ WHAT'S NEXT ♪ ♪ WE COME
FRESH NO DUTTY BOY CAN TEST ♪
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- ♪ WHAT'S NEXT ♪
- ♪ YOU KNOW WE WICKED
AND WE FULL UP OF FINESSE ♪
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- ♪ WHAT'S NEXT ♪
- ♪ CAUSE WHEN WE DO A DANCE
WE HAVE TO IMPRESS ♪
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- ♪ WHAT'S NEXT ♪
- ♪ FOR MY BROTHER C. BOOGIE
BROWN TO COME DOWN ♪
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♪ BROWN ♪ ♪ OH, OH
BROWN, BROWN, BROWN ♪
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♪ YO, YO, YOU KNOW I LOVE THE WAY
IT'S GOIN' DOWN ♪ ♪ GOIN' DOWN ♪
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♪ YOU KNOW I LOVE THEY WAY
IT'S GOIN' DOWN ♪ ♪ GOIN' DOWN ♪
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♪ I'M THE ONE KNIGHT SUPREME ♪
♪ BEING ALL-SEEING ♪
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♪ SOUL WITH THE ROLE ♪
♪ NO, I'M NOT EUROPEAN ♪
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00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,014
♪ OPERATOR, OPERATOR,
AND THEN PUT ME ON... ♪♪
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