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HOW WOULD YA F... ♪ 12 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,011 ♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪ 13 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:36,201 ♪ AND ALL MANKIND DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪ 14 00:00:36,269 --> 00:00:39,738 ♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS SAFE TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪ 15 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:43,275 ♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪ 16 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:45,410 ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 17 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,980 ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 18 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:51,583 ♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 19 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:55,921 ♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN... WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 20 00:00:55,989 --> 00:01:00,692 ♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 21 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:04,696 ♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN... WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪ 22 00:01:04,764 --> 00:01:06,698 ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪ 23 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:16,975 AND NOW, ONCE AGAIN, IT'S TIME FOR IKE TURNER & HOOCH, 24 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:19,344 STARRING, IKE TURNER. 25 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:24,616 I DONE TOLD YOU TO GO ON THE PAPER! 26 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:28,453 TINA WENT ON THE PAPER. I'LL BE DAMNED IF YOU DON'T. 27 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:31,456 WHAT? YOU TRYIN' TO HELP IKE? WHAT? YOU TRYIN' TO HELP IKE? 28 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,703 YOU THE ONE THAT NEED THE HELP. DON'T YELL AT ME, BITCH. 29 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:36,606 I'M IKE TURNER. I'LL PUT MY FOOT RIGHT UP IN YOUR... 30 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:39,164 AND NOW, FOR THIS SPECIAL REPORT. 31 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:41,533 THIS IS JUDY BASKIN FOR FOX NEWS, 32 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,635 COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE RODEO GALLERIA. 33 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:47,138 A LOS ANGELES JURY HAS HANDED DOWN ITS VERDICT IN THE REGINALD DENNY CASE. 34 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:50,408 THE L.A. FOUR HAS BEEN FOUND INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES. 35 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:52,589 THE VERDICT IS NOT SITTING WELL HERE IN BEVERLY HILLS. 36 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,447 AS YOU CAN SEE, WHITE PEOPLE ARE LOOTING THE STORES. 37 00:01:55,515 --> 00:01:57,827 EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. WHAT? I'M VERY BUSY LOOTING. 38 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:01,018 ARE YOU DOING THIS IN RESPONSE TO THE VERDICT? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM. 39 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:03,900 I'M FRUSTRATED. I'M ANGRY. I'M DISGUSTED. 40 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:07,826 THAT'S WHY I TOOK THIS DELICIOUS BRIE, AND THIS DRY, YET DELIGHTFUL FRENCH BURGUNDY. 41 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:10,862 WELL, WHY NOT TAKE A TELEVISION SET, A STEREO, A CD PLAYER PERHAPS? 42 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:13,342 OH, I HAVE ALL THAT STUFF ALREADY. BESIDES, IT'S ALL CRAP. 43 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:16,445 NOW, LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT LOOTING, AND YOU WANT TO PURCHASE SOME FINE MERCHANDISE, 44 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,803 GO SEE MY NEPHEW HERB ON BEVERLY BOULEVARD. 45 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:21,150 YOU GO DOWN THERE, YOU TURN RIGHT... ENOUGH SAID. 46 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:23,107 ENOUGH SAID! 47 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:25,721 AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, IT'S-IT'S ABSOLUTELY FRANTIC HERE. 48 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:27,824 I'M GETTING A LITTLE CONCERNED FOR MY SAFETY. 49 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:30,115 MALL SECURITY IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN! 50 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:32,451 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE THINGS I'VE SEEN HERE TODAY. 51 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:34,853 GUCCI BAGS OVERFLOWING WITH SUSHI, PÂTÉ, 52 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:37,800 AND THOSE CRACKERS WITH LITTLE SESAME SEEDS ON THEM. 53 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:41,092 OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THIS. I-I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 54 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:45,663 A GROUP OF WOMEN HAVE PULLED THE SECURITY GUARD AWAY FROM THE CAFÉ AU LAIT CAFÉ! 55 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:47,710 CAN YOU ZOOM IN ON THAT, JOE? 56 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:51,402 THEY'RE BEATING HIM WITH LARGE SNIGGLER FARMS SPECIAL EDITION SAUSAGES. 57 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:53,431 O-OR IS IT A SMOKEHOUSE SAMPLER? 58 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:56,207 IT'S DIFFICULT TO TELL FROM MY VANTAGE POINT! 59 00:02:56,276 --> 00:03:00,178 OH! OH! TH-THESE THUGS SHOULD BE STOPPED! 60 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:03,315 OH, HERE COMES... HERE COMES THE MANAGER OF THE MALL RIGHT NOW... 61 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:05,817 FORMER MAYOR, TOM BRADLEY. 62 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:10,188 MR. BRADLEY, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON HERE AND WHAT YOU PLAN TO DO ABOUT THIS? 63 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:15,927 AS MANAGER OF THE GREAT RODEO GALLERIA, I FIND THIS BEHAVIOR TOTALLY JUSTIFIED. 64 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:18,730 I, TOO, WAS OUTRAGED BY THE VERDICT. 65 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:21,439 ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T BLAME THESE PEOPLE FOR WHAT THEY'RE DOING? 66 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,980 NO, JUDY. YOU'RE PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH. 67 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:27,105 WHAT I MEAN IS, I DON'T BLAME THESE PEOPLE FOR WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 68 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:30,053 I'D DO THE SAME THING MYSELF, IF I WERE IN THEIR TAX BRACKET. 69 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:32,010 HOLD ON. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 70 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:36,180 WE'VE JUST RECEIVED WORD THAT THEY'VE BROKEN INTO... THE SPORTING GOOD WAREHOUSE. 71 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:39,295 SPORTING GOOD WAREHOUSE? EXCUSE ME, BUT I NEED A NEW NINE-IRON. 72 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:42,954 WELL, YOU CAN SEE, IT'S A MESS DOWN HERE. 73 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:45,223 OH, SIR! SIR, PLEASE, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT? 74 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:48,160 OF COURSE. CAN I TALK TO YOU? I NOTICE YOU'RE NOT LOOTING. 75 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,996 IS THIS BECAUSE YOU REALIZE HOW IRRATIONAL IT IS TO-TO BURN AND LOOT? 76 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,911 UH, NO. ACTUALLY, MY BUTLER AND MAID ARE LOOTING FOR ME. 77 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:57,636 NO, NO, CONCHITA. THE SILK, NOT THE RAYON. 78 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:59,682 ALL RIGHT. MUY BIEN, YES. 79 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:02,741 IT'S SO HARD TO FIND A GOOD LOOTER THESE DAYS. HOLD ON HERE. 80 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:04,743 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN HERE? 81 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:08,280 A MOB IS ATTEMPTING TO TURN OVER THE COURTESY CART! 82 00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:13,351 NO PEACE! NO PEACE! NO PEACE! NO PEACE! 83 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:21,560 I GUESS THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP. 84 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:26,864 REPORTING LIVE FROM THE RODEO GALLERIA, I'M JUDY BASKIN. 85 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:29,512 EXCUSE ME, BUT WHERE CAN I GET THIS GIFT WRAPPED? 86 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:31,514 CUT! I DON'T KNOW, MA'AM. THE GIFT WRAP. THE GIFT WRAP! 87 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:33,471 CUT! CUT! 88 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:37,108 WE NOW RETURN YOU TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM. 89 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:40,423 SEE? I WAS GONNA MAKE A STAR OUT OF YOU, BUT YOU KEEP MESSIN' UP. 90 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:43,214 SHOWIN' ME YOUR MOOD. 91 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,061 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, 'CAUSE I'M IN HERE. 92 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:47,518 YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ME. 93 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:13,278 ALICE, I'M TELLING YOU, THIS NEIGHBORHOOD HAS REALLY CHANGED! 94 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:15,324 WILL YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS? 95 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:19,951 I BEND OVER TO PICK UP A QUARTER TODAY, AND I GET TAGGED! 96 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:23,789 WHAT DO YA EXPECT RALPH? YOU GOT A BUTT LIKE THE BACK OF A BUS. 97 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:27,392 OH, YOU'RE RICH ALICE. THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. 98 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:30,295 YOU ARE GOOD. ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALICE... 99 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:32,409 ONE OF THESE DAYS... BANG! ZOOM! 100 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:36,201 SMACK IT UP! FLIP IT, AND RUB IT DOWN! OH, NO! 101 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:40,572 OH, RALPH, STEP OFF. THE ONLY THING THAT SMACKS AROUND HERE IS YOUR THIGHS. 102 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:43,508 OH! HAR-DE-HAR-HAR, ALICE! 103 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,777 YOU'RE GOOD. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! 104 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:49,848 I KNOW WHAT WILL CHEER YOU UP, RALPH. LET'S GO TO THAT NEW HIP-HOP CLUB TONIGHT. 105 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:53,551 I HEAR SNOOP DOGGY DOG IS DOING HIS FAREWELL PERFORMANCE. 106 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:57,222 ALICE, I TOLD YOU. I DON'T DO THESE NEW DANCES VERY GOOD. 107 00:05:57,291 --> 00:06:00,069 AND BESIDES, I'M NOT IN THE BEST SHAPE ON EARTH. 108 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:03,228 YOU'RE RIGHT, RALPH. YOU'RE IN THE SHAPE OF THE EARTH. 109 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:07,632 YOU'RE DISSIN' ME, ALICE! YOU ARE DISSIN' ME! 110 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:11,670 AW, NEVER MIND. I'M GOING UPSTAIRS TO SEE IF TRIXIE WILL KICK IT. 111 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:18,009 WORD UP, ALICE. 112 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,849 YOU'RE LOOKIN' VERY FLY TODAY, ALICE. 113 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:33,925 HEY, RALPH. WHAT'S UP? 114 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:39,431 WELL, IT'S ALICE. SHE WANTS TO GO HIP-HOP DANCING TONIGHT. 115 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,666 YEAH. I SAW HER DOWN AT THE PALLADIUM LAST WEEK... 116 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:45,237 DANCING... WITH A BLACK GUY. WHAT? 117 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:47,538 A BLACK GUY? I KNEW IT! 118 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:51,709 NORTON, I KNEW IT! ALICE HAS GOT JUNGLE FEVER. 119 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:55,480 - YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, RALPH. - ONCE YOU GO BLACK... 120 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,527 HAMANA, HAMANA, HAMANA, HAMANA! 121 00:06:57,551 --> 00:07:00,229 NORTON, YOU GOTTA HELP ME! I NEED YOUR HELP. 122 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:03,822 YOU GOT TO TEACH ME SOME OF THESE NEW JACK DANCES! 123 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:08,493 NO PROBLEM, RALPH! CHILL. CHILL! ALL RIGHT. 124 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:12,564 NOW, AS YOU KNOW, RALPH, I AM DOWN WITH THE BROTHERS! RIGHT. 125 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:16,167 OKAY. LET'S START WITH THE CABBAGE PATCH! ALL RIGHT, THE CABBAGE PATCH. 126 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:18,169 ♪♪ 127 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:20,216 ALL RIGHT. GOTTA WARM A LITTLE BIT, RALPH. 128 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,307 OKAY. 129 00:07:22,376 --> 00:07:24,809 ALL RIGHT. 130 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:32,884 WOULD YOU COME ON? DO THE DANCE! 131 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,930 OKAY, RALPH. TAKE IT EASY! ALL RIGHT. 132 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,888 HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO. 133 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,428 GO, RALPHY! GO, RALPHY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! 134 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:45,430 GO, RALPHY! 135 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:48,500 THIS IS THE RUNNING MAN, RALPH. 136 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:51,970 JUST PRETEND IT'S LAST CALL AT THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET! 137 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:54,105 YOU'RE LIVIN' LARGE, RALPH! LIVING LARGE! 138 00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:56,486 I'M TELLIN' YOU NORTON. ONE OF THESE DAYS! ONE OF THESE DAYS! 139 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:58,488 NOW, COME ON. HELP ME. I'M DYING HERE! 140 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:01,713 ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA SHOW YOU ONE MORE, RALPH! ALL RIGHT. 141 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:03,715 NOW, WATCH CLOSE. OKAY. 142 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:11,567 CAN I KICK IT, RALPH? YES, YOU CAN! 143 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:14,525 CAN I KICK IT? YES, YOU CAN! 144 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:18,262 AAH! OHH! AAH! 145 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,397 OHH, AAH, OHH, AAH, OHH! 146 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:23,501 YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY OUT OF THIS POSSE! 147 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:27,906 OKAY, RALPH. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, I'M GONNA BUST A CAP IN YOUR ASS! 148 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:30,975 GET OUTTA HERE! 149 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,724 WHAT WERE YOU TWO DOING, RALPH? YOU'RE COVERED IN SWEAT! 150 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:38,027 WHAT WAS I DOIN'? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WAS DOIN'. 151 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:39,984 I WAS MOVIN' PRETTY GOOD THERE, ALICE. 152 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:45,223 WHY, I WAS MOVIN' LIKE HEAVY D! MORE LIKE HEAVY DOUBLE D. 153 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:48,193 ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALICE. ONE OF THESE DAYS! 154 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:51,930 WHOOMP! THERE IT IS! WHOOMP! THERE IT IS! 155 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:53,931 RALPH, JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH! 156 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:58,235 ALL RIGHT, ALICE. NORTON TOLD ME YOU WERE DANCIN' WITH OTHER GUYS. 157 00:08:58,304 --> 00:09:02,406 SO, I WAS TRYIN' TO LEARN TO DANCE, BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID OF LOSIN' YOU. 158 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:05,543 RALPH, HE'S ONE OF MADONNA'S DANCERS! 159 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:08,679 WHY THE LAST WOMAN HE DATED WAS RuPAUL! 160 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:13,351 I'M SORRY, ALICE. I JUST GOT JEALOUS. THAT'S ALL. 161 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:18,856 OH, RALPH. OF ALL THE HOMEBOYS IN THE HOOD, YOU'RE STILL THE MAN! 162 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:21,392 BABY, YOU'RE THE DOPEST! 163 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,774 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. COME AGAIN. 164 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:44,716 UH, UH, UH... HOW CAN I HELP YOU? HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 165 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:48,419 UH, HOW MUCH FOR A PACK OF HUBBA BUBBA? 166 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,822 A PACK OF HUBBA BUBBA, 50 CENTS. 167 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,358 FIFTY CENT? GOOD LORD! FIFTY CENT? 168 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,404 HOW MANY GUM-GUM DO I GET FOR THAT? 169 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,062 FIVE GUM-GUM. FIVE GUM-GUM? FIVE GUM-GUM? 170 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:01,599 I GUESS THAT'S, UH, TEN CENT A PIECE, HUH? LET ME GET ONE. 171 00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:04,602 OKAY, HERE YOU GO. ONE PACK OF HUBBA BUBBA. 172 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:08,039 NO, NO, NO. ONE GUM. 173 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:11,142 I SURE AM HUNGRY. 174 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:14,879 OKAY, MY FRIEND. THERE IS NO ONE HERE. I GUESS I CAN GIVE YOU ONE HUBBA BUBBA. 175 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,468 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. COME AGAIN, PLEASE. 176 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:21,853 ♪♪ 177 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,256 ♪♪ 178 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,926 HOW MUCH FOR A SODA? SEVENTY-FIVE CENTS. 179 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:31,162 SEVENTY-FIVE CENT? GOOD LORD! 180 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:34,265 FO' SURE, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE THAT. 181 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:37,568 THEN WHY DON'T YOU GET A STUDENT LOAN? 182 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:41,239 HOW MUCH FOR A DIET SODA? DIET SODA, LIKE I TOLD YOU, 75 CENTS. 183 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,240 SEVENTY-FIVE CENT? 184 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:47,411 NOW, HOW THEY GONNA COST THE SAME WHEN ONE DON'T GOT NO SUGAR IN IT? 185 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,883 WELL, I GUESS BECAUSE THIS ONE HAS THE "TINGY, TANGY" TASTE OF "LIME-ON." 186 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:56,221 HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU 68 CENT, AND YOU LET ME SUCK OUT ALL THE BUBBLES? 187 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:59,056 YOU-YOU CRAZY, MAN. GET AWAY FROM ME! 188 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:02,527 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. COOL. COOL. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. 189 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,711 HOW MUCH FOR A NEWSPAPER? THIRTY-FIVE CENTS. 190 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:12,937 THIRTY-FIVE CENTS! GOOD LORD! THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY! 191 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,406 HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU TEN CENT, AND YOU GIVE ME THE GOOD NEWS? 192 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,742 THE GOOD NEWS IS WHEN YOU LEAVE! 193 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:21,746 ALL RIGHT. HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU FIVE CENT, AND YOU GIVE ME A HOROSCOPE. 194 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:23,748 WANT ME READ HOROSCOPE FOR YOU? 195 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:25,795 I'LL READ HOROSCOPE FOR YOU. 196 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,646 YOU ARE GOING TO MEET A SHORT, HONEY BROWN 197 00:11:27,670 --> 00:11:29,653 MAN WHO IS GOING TO KICK THE HELL OUT OF YOU. 198 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:34,659 WAS THAT CAPRICORN? 199 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:40,431 ALL RIGHT. HOW MUCH... HOW MUCH FOR THIS-THIS DIRTY PLAYPEN MAGAZINE? 200 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,234 I SURE AM HORNY. 201 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:49,340 FIVE DOLLARS. FIVE DOLLARS! GOOD LORD! FIVE DOLLAR? 202 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:54,645 HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU 15 CENT, AND YOU READ ME ONE OF THEM NASTY LETTERS? 203 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:58,094 YOU WANT TO BE READ NASTY LETTER? YOU WANT TO READ NASTY LETTER? 204 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,051 YOU WANT TO HEAR THAT? OKAY. 205 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,565 I AM WRITING YOU FROM MY COUCH. 206 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:06,124 "I AM SITTING ON THE EDGE OF THIS COUCH. I AM RUBBING MY LEG. 207 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:10,494 AND I AM GOING TO TELL YOU TO GET THAT MAN THE HELL OUT OF YOUR STORE!" 208 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,496 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. DON'T BE SO MEAN. 209 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,498 DON'T GOTTA BE SO MEAN. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 210 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,370 - HOW MUCH FOR A HOT DOG? - ONE DOLLAR. 211 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:22,807 ONE DOLLAR? GOOD LORD! FOR A HOT DOG? 212 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:27,211 HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU 68 CENT, YOU LET ME FILL UP THE BUN UP WITH RELISH? 213 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,649 OKAY, OKAY, IF YOU LEAVE MY STORE. 214 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:34,485 OKAY. IT'S A DEAL. IT'S A DEAL. 215 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:38,856 HEY, HEY, HEY. THIS IS ONLY 25 CENTS! 216 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,903 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. I'LL HOOK YOU UP. 217 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,860 ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT? 218 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,862 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 219 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,909 YOU CAN NOT... YOU CAN NOT DO THAT! 220 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:50,935 YOU CAN NOT TAKE 11 CENTS OUT OF THERE! THIS IS FOR PEOPLE WITH MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY! 221 00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:55,206 ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU SEVEN CENT AND COME DOWN WITH SICKLE CELL? 222 00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,055 HELLO, MA'AM. HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 223 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,591 THESE ALLERGIES ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY. COULD I GET SOME TISSUE? 224 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,449 OH, SURE YOU CAN, 2.79. 225 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,552 TWO SEVENTY-NINE! GOOD LORD! 226 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,322 THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR A BOOGER! 227 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,324 I WOULDN'T PAY THAT IF I WAS YOU. 228 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,227 BUT YOU ARE NOT HER! GET OUT OF MY FACE! 229 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,263 HEY, LADY, YOU DON'T NEED THE WHOLE BOX. 230 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:22,100 HOW ABOUT... WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE HIM 50 CENT AND GET TEN TISSUES? 231 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,146 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. I'LL TAKE TEN TISSUES, PLEASE. 232 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,048 I DO NOT SELL THEM THAT WAY! 233 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,639 ALL RIGHT. HOW 'BOUT SHE GIVES YOU 15 CENT, 234 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,175 AND THEN SHE CAN WIPE HER NOSE ON YOUR SLEEVE? 235 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:35,079 YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY! GANDHI WOULD EVEN SMACK YOUR TEETH OUT! 236 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,627 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL JUST GO SOMEWHERE ELSE! 237 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,929 WHAT ARE YOU... WHAT? WHAT? 238 00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:44,388 SHE SURE GOT MUCOUS. 239 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:47,624 HEY, HOW MUCH FOR... HOW MUCH FOR SOME ICE CREAM? 240 00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,672 SOME ICE CREAM? YOU REALLY WANT ICE CREAM? 241 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:53,898 I FIND ICE CREAM FOR YOU. HOW 'BOUT I PUT A .44 SLUG IN YOUR HEAD? 242 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:57,067 WHY DON'T YOU MAKE THAT A .22 AND A FLESH WOUND? 243 00:13:57,136 --> 00:14:00,776 ALL RIGHT, GET OUT! GET OUT OF HERE! GET! GO OUT OF HERE! 244 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,911 ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 245 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:10,081 ♪ YO, AT THE CLUB YO, WHERE YOU AT, GIRL ♪ 246 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,016 ♪ UH, UH, WHERE YOU AT, GIRL COME ON ♪ 247 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,018 ♪ YOU'RE FEARLESS J-JUST FEEL IT, UH ♪ 248 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:17,188 ♪ JUMP ROPE JUMP, JUMP, JUMP ROPE ♪ 249 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,290 ♪ UH, HOLLER BACK ♪ 250 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,292 ♪ COME ON, BABY WHERE YOU GONE ♪ 251 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,461 ♪ HOLLER BACK BEEN MISSIN' YOU FOR SO LONG ♪ 252 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,965 ♪ HOLLER BACK I WANT SOME MORE PAIN ♪ 253 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,867 ♪ 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE TALKIN' BACK TO ME MAKES ME GO INSANE ♪ 254 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,870 ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ HOLLER BACK ♪ 255 00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:33,904 ♪ IT'S MUCH TOO QUIET ♪ 256 00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:37,174 ♪ HOLLER BACK I WANNA START A RIOT ♪♪ 257 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:42,146 COSBY KIDS, YOU ALL HAVE TO GET ON AWAY! 258 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:45,816 THIS IS A TUPAC CONCERT, THIS AIN'T NO CHURCH PICNIC. 259 00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:48,924 COSBY KIDS. GET OFF. GET OFF. HEY, GET OFF ME. 260 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,888 PREDATOR! 261 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:53,757 YO, YO, YO, YO, YO. HOLD UP. HOLD UP, ELVIRA. 262 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,993 HOLD UP. 263 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,039 NOW, WHAT'S UP, MAN? THIS IS THE V.I.P.'s. 264 00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,075 YEAH, THAT-THAT MEANS VERY... VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE. 265 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:04,568 HEY, GUYS, I'M DUFF FROM MTV. AND I'M HERE TO INTERVIEW TUPAC FOR HIS ROCKUMENTARY. 266 00:15:04,636 --> 00:15:07,249 OH, STRAIGHT? YO, IS ED LOVER GOING TO SEE THIS? 267 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,251 'CAUSE I WAS IN VIRGINIA BEACH, AND I MET HIS COUSIN. 268 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,508 HE TOLD ME, PUT SOME LYRICS ON THE TAPE, AND SEND IT IN. 269 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,890 YO, WHAT'S UP, EDDIE? BUST SOME RHYMES. BUST SOME RHYMES. 270 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,314 CHECK THIS OUT. ♪ ED, I MET YOUR COUSIN IN VIRGINIA BEACH ♪ 271 00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,761 ♪ HE TOLD ME TO SEND A TAPE OR SOMETHIN' ♪♪ 272 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,989 WHAT? IS IT BROKE? 273 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:29,459 HEY, MAN! YOU JUST BROKE A $150,000 CAMERA. 274 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:34,631 WELL, DUDE, I'M SORRY. LOOK. I'M TUPAC'S MANAGER. 275 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,467 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. NOW, STEP OFF. 276 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,653 YO, HOLD UP. HEY, HEY, HOLD UP, RED. 277 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,744 PEACHES AND HERB. 278 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:49,933 NOW, WHAT'S UP? CAN I HELP YOU SISTERS WITH SOMETHING? 279 00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,893 TUPAC SAID OUR NAME WAS GONNA BE ON THE LIST. 280 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:55,485 WELL, THERE AIN'T NO LIST. LOOK. THIS IS THE THING. 281 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,733 THERE AIN'T NO LIST, BUT YOU CAN GET WITH ME AND MY MAIN MAN. 282 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,223 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? WE GOT A LITTLE PENTHOUSE. 283 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:05,128 A FRESH LITTLE "JA-COOCHIE." YOU KNOW. THEN WE GOT, LIKE, CHANDELIERS AND STUFF. 284 00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:08,899 I'M SAYIN', FIVE-STAR HOTEL. HEY! 285 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,478 HEY, THERE, GIRL. YOU KNOW... 286 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:13,448 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TOUCHIN' ME. NOBODY TOUCHES ME! 287 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,774 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT. I GOT AN ALBUM OUT, TOO, IN THE ORIENT. 288 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:20,477 BROTHER, PLEASE! HEY. 289 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,813 OH, THAT'S WHY I'M DATIN' PYGMIES NOW. 290 00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:25,027 HO-HO-HO-HOLD UP. HOLD UP. 291 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:28,452 WHAT'S UP, MAN? YO, WHAT'S UP, MAN? 292 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,733 WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THAT CLAPPING AND STUFF, MAN? 293 00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:34,124 HEY, MAN. I'M TUPAC. 294 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:37,594 AH, HE'S TUPAC. 'COURSE, HE'S TUPAC. UH-HUH, UH-HUH. 295 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:41,531 IF YOU WAS REALLY TUPAC, YOU'D BE WITH JANET. 296 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,336 LET'S JUST GO GET THE MIKE AND STUFF, GO ON STAGE. 297 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,383 GIRLS BE SCREAMIN'. TALKIN' 'BOUT KEEP YA HEAD UP. 298 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,385 GIRLS BE HOLLERIN' AT YOU. 299 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,387 GOIN' AH-AH-AH. I AIN'T SEEN NONE OF THAT. 300 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:56,247 CHECK THIS OUT, BRO. I GOT A SHOW TO DO, AND I DON'T 'PRECIATE YOUR ATTITUDE. 301 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:58,293 I GUESS YOU'RE STEPPIN' TO ME? WHY YOU... 302 00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,317 OH, GOSH, DON'T DO THAT. DON'T DO THAT. 303 00:17:00,385 --> 00:17:03,420 WHY? WHY? OOH, DON'T MAKE ME BUST YOU UP LIKE THAT. 304 00:17:03,488 --> 00:17:05,756 WHOO! AND-AND... 305 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,203 I-I-I DON'T SEE NOBODY ELSE HERE. YOU MUST BE STEPPIN' TO HIM. 306 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:11,006 YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU, PUNK? 307 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,464 I'M GONNA DO THIS. 308 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:26,410 SO YOU BEST WATCH YOURSELF. 309 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,546 AND I-I-I'M... I'M HIS MAIN MAN. 310 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:33,350 S-SO-SO-SO YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA DO... DO YOU WRONG. YEAH. 311 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,819 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU? WHAT? 312 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,756 AH, WELL, LET'S GET IT ON THEN! OOH! WHAT'S UP? 313 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,758 WHAT'S UP? WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE? 314 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,893 YEAH, YOU GOT A PROBLEM? Y-Y-YEAH. YOU-YOU-YOU... YOU GOT A PROBLEM? 315 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:46,174 ABOUT ALL THAT YOU WAS TALKIN', WE COULD RUN IT RIGHT KNOW. 316 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:48,131 YOU KNOW? KEEP YOUR HEAD UP. GET AROUND! 317 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,935 ♪ I-I GET AROUND ♪ 318 00:17:52,003 --> 00:17:54,371 ♪ I GET AROUND STILL CLOWN WITH THE UNDERGROUND ♪♪ 319 00:17:54,439 --> 00:17:57,607 NO, MAN. I'M SORRY. IT WAS JUST A MISTAKE, MR. PAC. 320 00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:01,111 UH, YOU CAN JUST COME RIGHT ON IN, MAN. I'LL JUST OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU. 321 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,547 ALL RIGHT. STRAIGHT. PARK MY CAR, SQUARE. 322 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,817 ALL RIGHT. AND DON'T PUT NO DENTS IN IT. 323 00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:09,453 AND SET THE ALARM! 324 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,636 HEY, MAN! HEY, HEY, MAN! 325 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:17,127 MAN, WHAT'S UP? I'M GONNA PUT SOME DENTS IN YOU. SOLD ME OUT. 326 00:18:17,195 --> 00:18:19,440 NO. THERE'S ANOTHER PARTY DOWN HERE. OH, STRAIGHT? 327 00:18:19,464 --> 00:18:21,442 YOU KNOW, I GET AROUND. YOU GET AROUND? 328 00:18:21,466 --> 00:18:23,399 ♪ I GET AROUND ♪♪ 329 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,619 THANKS FOR WATCHIN'! GOOD NIGHT! SEE YA NEXT WEEK! 330 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,654 HI, GRANDMA! PEACE OUT. 331 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:35,112 BYE-BYE! 332 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,580 ♪♪ 333 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:12,015 ♪♪ 334 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:53,490 ♪♪ 27100

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