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Welcome to the daily show. I'm Michael
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Welcome to the daily show. I'm Michael
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Welcome to the daily show. I'm Michael
Caster. We got so much to talk about
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Caster. We got so much to talk about
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Caster. We got so much to talk about
[cheering] tonight. HELL YEAH. HELL
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[cheering] tonight. HELL YEAH. HELL
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[cheering] tonight. HELL YEAH. HELL
YEAH. Trump gets ghosted by his friends.
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YEAH. Trump gets ghosted by his friends.
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YEAH. Trump gets ghosted by his friends.
The best player in the NFL doesn't even
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The best player in the NFL doesn't even
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The best player in the NFL doesn't even
exist. And Fox News uncors a 25- year
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exist. And Fox News uncors a 25- year
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exist. And Fox News uncors a 25- year
age bottle of Islamophobia. So, let's
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age bottle of Islamophobia. So, let's
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age bottle of Islamophobia. So, let's
get into the headlines. [music]
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[applause]
Let's start with the big event THAT
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Let's start with the big event THAT
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Let's start with the big event THAT
FINALLY KICKED OFF TONIGHT. FANS from
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FINALLY KICKED OFF TONIGHT. FANS from
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FINALLY KICKED OFF TONIGHT. FANS from
across the country filled the stands to
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across the country filled the stands to
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across the country filled the stands to
cheer on big, sweaty men with brain
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cheer on big, sweaty men with brain
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cheer on big, sweaty men with brain
problems AT TRUMP'S MIDTERM CONVENTION
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problems AT TRUMP'S MIDTERM CONVENTION
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problems AT TRUMP'S MIDTERM CONVENTION
IN DALLAS. [cheering]
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IN DALLAS. [cheering]
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IN DALLAS. [cheering]
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[applause]
We'll have more coverage tomorrow, so
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We'll have more coverage tomorrow, so
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We'll have more coverage tomorrow, so
you don't want to miss it. Everyone's
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you don't want to miss it. Everyone's
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you don't want to miss it. Everyone's
going to be there, and I mean everyone.
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going to be there, and I mean everyone.
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going to be there, and I mean everyone.
>> Are you going to the midterm convention?
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>> Are you going to the midterm convention?
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>> Are you going to the midterm convention?
>> Uh, no. I'm going to be in my district.
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>> Uh, no. I'm going to be in my district.
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>> Uh, no. I'm going to be in my district.
>> Okay. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. That guy's
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>> Okay. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. That guy's
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>> Okay. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. That guy's
not going to be there, but everyone else
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not going to be there, but everyone else
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not going to be there, but everyone else
is going. Are you planning to go to the
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is going. Are you planning to go to the
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is going. Are you planning to go to the
Republican convention next week?
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Republican convention next week?
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Republican convention next week?
>> I'm planning to be in my district.
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>> I'm planning to be in my district.
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>> I'm planning to be in my district.
>> I have to be in the district because I
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>> I have to be in the district because I
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>> I have to be in the district because I
have events.
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have events.
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have events.
>> I'll be in the district traveling across
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>> I'll be in the district traveling across
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>> I'll be in the district traveling across
the district.
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the district.
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the district.
>> Damn it. [laughter] Does everyone have a
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>> Damn it. [laughter] Does everyone have a
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>> Damn it. [laughter] Does everyone have a
district nowadays?
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district nowadays?
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district nowadays?
Okay, fine. They're out, too. But it's
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Okay, fine. They're out, too. But it's
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Okay, fine. They're out, too. But it's
not like everyone's campaigning. At
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not like everyone's campaigning. At
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not like everyone's campaigning. At
least the rest of the GOP can go.
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least the rest of the GOP can go.
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least the rest of the GOP can go.
>> I want to get there, but I've got a few
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>> I want to get there, but I've got a few
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>> I want to get there, but I've got a few
things that my son's playing high school
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things that my son's playing high school
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things that my son's playing high school
football and I promised him I would not
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football and I promised him I would not
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football and I promised him I would not
miss any of his games.
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miss any of his games.
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miss any of his games.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The classic
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>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The classic
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>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The classic
midweek high school football game.
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midweek high school football game.
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midweek high school football game.
That's why they call it Wednesday Night
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That's why they call it Wednesday Night
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That's why they call it Wednesday Night
Lights, baby.
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Lights, baby.
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Lights, baby.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't go.
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Clear eyes, full hearts, can't go.
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Clear eyes, full hearts, can't go.
Okay, that guy's out. But everyone else,
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Okay, that guy's out. But everyone else,
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Okay, that guy's out. But everyone else,
>> my son's getting married
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>> my son's getting married
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>> my son's getting married
>> in Greece.
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>> in Greece.
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>> in Greece.
>> Congratulations.
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>> Congratulations.
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>> Congratulations.
>> Destination wedding. So, I have a good
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>> Destination wedding. So, I have a good
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>> Destination wedding. So, I have a good
excuse, right? Look, [screaming]
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excuse, right? Look, [screaming]
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excuse, right? Look, [screaming]
>> son, I need you to get married in Greece
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>> son, I need you to get married in Greece
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>> son, I need you to get married in Greece
this week.
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this week.
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this week.
>> I know you don't love her, but this is
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>> I know you don't love her, but this is
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>> I know you don't love her, but this is
important.
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important.
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important.
But don't worry, everyone else is going
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But don't worry, everyone else is going
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But don't worry, everyone else is going
that didn't have stuff planned.
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that didn't have stuff planned.
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that didn't have stuff planned.
>> I had stuff already planned in my
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>> I had stuff already planned in my
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>> I had stuff already planned in my
congressional district. [laughter]
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>> I didn't know stuff was a political
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>> I didn't know stuff was a political
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>> I didn't know stuff was a political
term. I thought it was just what I told
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term. I thought it was just what I told
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term. I thought it was just what I told
my wife what I was doing when I drink
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my wife what I was doing when I drink
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my wife what I was doing when I drink
alone in the garage. But look, it's not
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alone in the garage. But look, it's not
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alone in the garage. But look, it's not
like they're all just trying to avoid
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like they're all just trying to avoid
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like they're all just trying to avoid
Trump like the plague because these
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Trump like the plague because these
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Trump like the plague because these
excuses are valid. House Appropriations
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excuses are valid. House Appropriations
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excuses are valid. House Appropriations
Chair Tom Cole says he has a can't miss
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Chair Tom Cole says he has a can't miss
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Chair Tom Cole says he has a can't miss
dove hunting event.
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dove hunting event.
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dove hunting event.
>> YEAH. [laughter]
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>> YEAH. [laughter]
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>> YEAH. [laughter]
WELL, YEAH. YOU CAN'T MISS DOVE HUNTING.
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WELL, YEAH. YOU CAN'T MISS DOVE HUNTING.
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WELL, YEAH. YOU CAN'T MISS DOVE HUNTING.
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[laughter]
>> Eat lead. Symbol of peace.
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>> Eat lead. Symbol of peace.
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>> Eat lead. Symbol of peace.
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All right. So, a lot of the people
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All right. So, a lot of the people
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All right. So, a lot of the people
aren't showing up to the convention, but
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aren't showing up to the convention, but
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aren't showing up to the convention, but
don't worry. Mitch McConnell, he's
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don't worry. Mitch McConnell, he's
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don't worry. Mitch McConnell, he's
already there. His office just posted a
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already there. His office just posted a
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already there. His office just posted a
photo and he's looking better than ever.
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That's proof.
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That's proof.
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That's proof.
But the midterm convention isn't the
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But the midterm convention isn't the
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But the midterm convention isn't the
only big event happening this week. Hey,
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only big event happening this week. Hey,
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only big event happening this week. Hey,
tell them what else is going on. JD,
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tell them what else is going on. JD,
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tell them what else is going on. JD,
>> 911. We're about to celebrate the 25th
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>> 911. We're about to celebrate the 25th
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>> 911. We're about to celebrate the 25th
year.
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year.
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year.
>> Yeah. Okay. Well, we're not going to
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>> Yeah. Okay. Well, we're not going to
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>> Yeah. Okay. Well, we're not going to
celebrate it, JD.
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celebrate it, JD.
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celebrate it, JD.
Happy 911, everyone. And I brought Rice
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Happy 911, everyone. And I brought Rice
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Happy 911, everyone. And I brought Rice
Krispie Towers.
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JD Vance sounds like me when there's a
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JD Vance sounds like me when there's a
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JD Vance sounds like me when there's a
Jewish holiday coming up. Happy Yam
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Jewish holiday coming up. Happy Yam
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Jewish holiday coming up. Happy Yam
Kapor. Is this a happy one? I don't.
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Kapor. Is this a happy one? I don't.
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Kapor. Is this a happy one? I don't.
Okay, so we're not going to celebrate
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Okay, so we're not going to celebrate
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Okay, so we're not going to celebrate
911, but we are going to commemorate
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911, but we are going to commemorate
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911, but we are going to commemorate
911. And one thing I always think about
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911. And one thing I always think about
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911. And one thing I always think about
is how in the days after the attacks,
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is how in the days after the attacks,
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is how in the days after the attacks,
President Bush made a genuine effort to
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President Bush made a genuine effort to
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President Bush made a genuine effort to
defend Islam.
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defend Islam.
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defend Islam.
>> These acts
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>> These acts
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>> These acts
of violence against innocents violate
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of violence against innocents violate
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of violence against innocents violate
the fundamental tenants of the Islamic
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the fundamental tenants of the Islamic
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the fundamental tenants of the Islamic
faith.
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faith.
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faith.
And it's important for my fellow
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And it's important for my fellow
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And it's important for my fellow
Americans to understand that Islam is
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Americans to understand that Islam is
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Americans to understand that Islam is
peace.
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peace.
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peace.
Boy, we really didn't know how good we
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Boy, we really didn't know how good we
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Boy, we really didn't know how good we
had it, did we?
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I mean,
[cheering]
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[cheering]
[applause]
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I'm not saying this man was perfect, but
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I'm not saying this man was perfect, but
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I'm not saying this man was perfect, but
that was a full coherent non-racist
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that was a full coherent non-racist
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that was a full coherent non-racist
sentence.
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sentence.
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sentence.
Hindsight, huh? The point is, back in
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Hindsight, huh? The point is, back in
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Hindsight, huh? The point is, back in
2001, President Bush was imploring the
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2001, President Bush was imploring the
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2001, President Bush was imploring the
country not to lump all Muslims in with
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country not to lump all Muslims in with
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country not to lump all Muslims in with
the terrorists who committed 9/11. So
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the terrorists who committed 9/11. So
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the terrorists who committed 9/11. So
now it's 25 years later. Hey, how's that
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now it's 25 years later. Hey, how's that
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now it's 25 years later. Hey, how's that
going?
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going?
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going?
>> An online petition is calling for New
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>> An online petition is calling for New
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>> An online petition is calling for New
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York City Mayor Mani to skip this
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York City Mayor Mani to skip this
Friday's 911 memorial ceremony.
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Friday's 911 memorial ceremony.
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Friday's 911 memorial ceremony.
>> Why don't you go visit one of the
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>> Why don't you go visit one of the
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>> Why don't you go visit one of the
mosques you support?
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mosques you support?
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mosques you support?
>> Is now racist to be wary of a religion
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>> Is now racist to be wary of a religion
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>> Is now racist to be wary of a religion
that calls for the killing of anyone
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that calls for the killing of anyone
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that calls for the killing of anyone
that doesn't subscribe to it. doesn't
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that doesn't subscribe to it. doesn't
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that doesn't subscribe to it. doesn't
feel very racist to be Islamophobic.
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feel very racist to be Islamophobic.
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feel very racist to be Islamophobic.
Seems kind of sensible.
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Seems kind of sensible.
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Seems kind of sensible.
>> All of the uh Muslims he supports are
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>> All of the uh Muslims he supports are
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>> All of the uh Muslims he supports are
murderers.
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murderers.
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murderers.
>> Okay, I guess some of you guys might
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>> Okay, I guess some of you guys might
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>> Okay, I guess some of you guys might
have missed the Bush speech. Uh
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have missed the Bush speech. Uh
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have missed the Bush speech. Uh
so yeah, it sure seems like people are
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so yeah, it sure seems like people are
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so yeah, it sure seems like people are
mad that the mayor of New York is going
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mad that the mayor of New York is going
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mad that the mayor of New York is going
to attend a 9/11 memorial while being
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to attend a 9/11 memorial while being
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to attend a 9/11 memorial while being
Muslim. And Manny can't be happy about
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Muslim. And Manny can't be happy about
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Muslim. And Manny can't be happy about
that, but he's staying above the fray.
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that, but he's staying above the fray.
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that, but he's staying above the fray.
Just last week, he signed a proclamation
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Just last week, he signed a proclamation
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Just last week, he signed a proclamation
declaring September 11th a citywide day
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declaring September 11th a citywide day
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declaring September 11th a citywide day
of remembrance.
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of remembrance.
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of remembrance.
It's the kind of solemn, serious
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It's the kind of solemn, serious
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It's the kind of solemn, serious
ceremony that I'm sure his critics will
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ceremony that I'm sure his critics will
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ceremony that I'm sure his critics will
be happy about. Right. Right. [laughter]
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Right.
>> It is being called a slap in the face to
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>> It is being called a slap in the face to
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>> It is being called a slap in the face to
the families of 9/11 victims. He handed
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the families of 9/11 victims. He handed
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the families of 9/11 victims. He handed
a ceremonial pen to his um first his one
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a ceremonial pen to his um first his one
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a ceremonial pen to his um first his one
staff and then he puts it in the hands
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staff and then he puts it in the hands
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staff and then he puts it in the hands
of Ramsey Kassm.
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of Ramsey Kassm.
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of Ramsey Kassm.
>> All right. Well, so much for that. And
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>> All right. Well, so much for that. And
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>> All right. Well, so much for that. And
also, wait, wait, wait, wait. What are
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also, wait, wait, wait, wait. What are
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also, wait, wait, wait, wait. What are
you complaining about? Who is Ramsey
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you complaining about? Who is Ramsey
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you complaining about? Who is Ramsey
Kassm? I mean, from his name, I can
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Kassm? I mean, from his name, I can
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Kassm? I mean, from his name, I can
guess what you think is wrong with him,
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guess what you think is wrong with him,
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guess what you think is wrong with him,
but I'm going to let you say it.
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but I'm going to let you say it.
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but I'm going to let you say it.
>> We know he's M Donny's chief counsel.
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>> We know he's M Donny's chief counsel.
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>> We know he's M Donny's chief counsel.
That's fine. But he once represented a
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That's fine. But he once represented a
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That's fine. But he once represented a
convicted al-Qaeda member whose
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convicted al-Qaeda member whose
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convicted al-Qaeda member whose
brother-in-law hijacked the plane that
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brother-in-law hijacked the plane that
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brother-in-law hijacked the plane that
struck the Pentagon.
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struck the Pentagon.
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struck the Pentagon.
>> Ah, okay. So, apparently the mayor
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>> Ah, okay. So, apparently the mayor
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>> Ah, okay. So, apparently the mayor
shouldn't come to ground zero because
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shouldn't come to ground zero because
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shouldn't come to ground zero because
his lawyer's former client's
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his lawyer's former client's
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his lawyer's former client's
brother-in-law was one of the hijackers
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brother-in-law was one of the hijackers
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brother-in-law was one of the hijackers
and then that guy was in a movie with
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and then that guy was in a movie with
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and then that guy was in a movie with
Kevin Bacon.
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Kevin Bacon.
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Kevin Bacon.
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First of all, [applause] I don't like
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First of all, [applause] I don't like
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First of all, [applause] I don't like
the implication that I can be held
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the implication that I can be held
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the implication that I can be held
responsible for the actions of my
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responsible for the actions of my
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responsible for the actions of my
brother-in-law. Okay? I mean, he married
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brother-in-law. Okay? I mean, he married
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brother-in-law. Okay? I mean, he married
my sister. Yuck.
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my sister. Yuck.
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my sister. Yuck.
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But secondly, just because a lawyer
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But secondly, just because a lawyer
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But secondly, just because a lawyer
represents someone doesn't mean they
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represents someone doesn't mean they
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represents someone doesn't mean they
support their actions. John Adams
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support their actions. John Adams
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support their actions. John Adams
defended the red coats accused in the
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defended the red coats accused in the
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defended the red coats accused in the
Boston Massacre because he believed
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Boston Massacre because he believed
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Boston Massacre because he believed
everyone had the right to legal counsel.
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everyone had the right to legal counsel.
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everyone had the right to legal counsel.
And yeah, that's right. I stayed awake
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And yeah, that's right. I stayed awake
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And yeah, that's right. I stayed awake
for the first eight minutes of the Paul
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for the first eight minutes of the Paul
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for the first eight minutes of the Paul
Giamati miniseries. So suck it.
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Giamati miniseries. So suck it.
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Giamati miniseries. So suck it.
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So fine. Maybe you don't like that this
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So fine. Maybe you don't like that this
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So fine. Maybe you don't like that this
guy's in Donny's administration, but why
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guy's in Donny's administration, but why
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guy's in Donny's administration, but why
do you care that he gave him a pen?
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do you care that he gave him a pen?
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do you care that he gave him a pen?
Everything that the mayor does is very
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Everything that the mayor does is very
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Everything that the mayor does is very
scripted and he is giving subliminal
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scripted and he is giving subliminal
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scripted and he is giving subliminal
messages.
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messages.
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messages.
>> This is things that you are doing
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>> This is things that you are doing
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>> This is things that you are doing
intentionally. He's spitting in the face
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intentionally. He's spitting in the face
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intentionally. He's spitting in the face
of victims and survivors of um 9/11.
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of victims and survivors of um 9/11.
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of victims and survivors of um 9/11.
>> I'm telling you, this was symbolism. It
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>> I'm telling you, this was symbolism. It
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>> I'm telling you, this was symbolism. It
was it was cryptic, but it was a
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was it was cryptic, but it was a
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was it was cryptic, but it was a
message.
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>> Seriously, he gave a pen to everyone.
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>> Seriously, he gave a pen to everyone.
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>> Seriously, he gave a pen to everyone.
It's not like when he passed it to
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It's not like when he passed it to
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It's not like when he passed it to
Ramsey Kasum he WENT
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Ramsey Kasum he WENT
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Ramsey Kasum he WENT
[cheering]
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[cheering]
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[cheering]
[applause]
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but okay if he really is sending a
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but okay if he really is sending a
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but okay if he really is sending a
message who is he sending the message to
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message who is he sending the message to
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message who is he sending the message to
>> I hate to even say this Laura but you
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>> I hate to even say this Laura but you
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>> I hate to even say this Laura but you
know it's a message to Osama bin Laden
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know it's a message to Osama bin Laden
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know it's a message to Osama bin Laden
that look we conquered New
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that look we conquered New
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that look we conquered New
>> [laughter]
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>> A message to Osama bin Laden.
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>> A message to Osama bin Laden.
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>> A message to Osama bin Laden.
Lady, guess what?
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Lady, guess what?
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Lady, guess what?
I have some great news for you.
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I have some great news for you.
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I have some great news for you.
[cheering]
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[cheering]
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[cheering]
>> United States has conducted an operation
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>> United States has conducted an operation
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>> United States has conducted an operation
that killed Osama bin Laden.
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that killed Osama bin Laden.
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that killed Osama bin Laden.
>> YEAH, WE DID IT [cheering]
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[applause]
15 YEARS AGO.
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LOOK, I KNOW NOTHING I say is going to
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LOOK, I KNOW NOTHING I say is going to
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LOOK, I KNOW NOTHING I say is going to
convince the Mam Dani haters, but if you
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convince the Mam Dani haters, but if you
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convince the Mam Dani haters, but if you
ask me, the idea that 911 is about
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ask me, the idea that 911 is about
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ask me, the idea that 911 is about
Muslims versus America isn't just wrong.
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Muslims versus America isn't just wrong.
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Muslims versus America isn't just wrong.
It's accepting Osama bin Laden's vision
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It's accepting Osama bin Laden's vision
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It's accepting Osama bin Laden's vision
of the world. And the fact that 25 years
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of the world. And the fact that 25 years
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of the world. And the fact that 25 years
after 911, we have a New Yorkgrown
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after 911, we have a New Yorkgrown
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after 911, we have a New Yorkgrown
Muslim mayor leading our remembrance.
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Muslim mayor leading our remembrance.
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Muslim mayor leading our remembrance.
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>> [applause]
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>> proves
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>> proves
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>> proves
proves to the world that al Qaeda didn't
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proves to the world that al Qaeda didn't
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proves to the world that al Qaeda didn't
win. New York won. [cheering]
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win. New York won. [cheering]
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win. New York won. [cheering]
[applause]
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[applause]
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[applause]
>> So yes.
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>> So yes.
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>> So yes.
So yes, everyone is welcome at the 9/11
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So yes, everyone is welcome at the 9/11
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So yes, everyone is welcome at the 9/11
ceremony. And look, I would be there,
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ceremony. And look, I would be there,
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ceremony. And look, I would be there,
but unfortunately
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but unfortunately
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but unfortunately
I'm going dove hunting and it's can't
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I'm going dove hunting and it's can't
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I'm going dove hunting and it's can't
miss. For more on this controversy
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miss. For more on this controversy
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miss. For more on this controversy
facing the mayor, let's go live to city
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facing the mayor, let's go live to city
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facing the mayor, let's go live to city
hall with Jordan Kapper.
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hall with Jordan Kapper.
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hall with Jordan Kapper.
[cheering]
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Jordan,
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Jordan,
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Jordan,
[cheering and applause]
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[cheering and applause]
479
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[cheering and applause]
it seems like this whole thing is kind
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it seems like this whole thing is kind
481
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it seems like this whole thing is kind
of overblown.
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of overblown.
483
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of overblown.
>> Oh, overblown. Michael, the mayor
484
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>> Oh, overblown. Michael, the mayor
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>> Oh, overblown. Michael, the mayor
attending the ceremony is a slap IN THE
486
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attending the ceremony is a slap IN THE
487
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attending the ceremony is a slap IN THE
FACE TO all the people who understand
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FACE TO all the people who understand
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FACE TO all the people who understand
the symbolism of the pen, which might I
490
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the symbolism of the pen, which might I
491
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the symbolism of the pen, which might I
remind you is mightier than the sword,
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remind you is mightier than the sword,
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remind you is mightier than the sword,
which is a weapon of war, which is what
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which is a weapon of war, which is what
495
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which is a weapon of war, which is what
we were in after 9/11. I mean, come on.
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we were in after 9/11. I mean, come on.
497
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we were in after 9/11. I mean, come on.
How thick are you?
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How thick are you?
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How thick are you?
>> So, [laughter]
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>> So, [laughter]
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>> So, [laughter]
>> so are you suggesting the respectful
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>> so are you suggesting the respectful
503
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>> so are you suggesting the respectful
thing would be for Mamani not to attend
504
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thing would be for Mamani not to attend
505
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,030
thing would be for Mamani not to attend
the ceremony?
506
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the ceremony?
507
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the ceremony?
>> WHAT A SLAP IN THE FACE.
508
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>> WHAT A SLAP IN THE FACE.
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>> WHAT A SLAP IN THE FACE.
MOM daddy is going to skip a 9/11
510
00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:28,480
MOM daddy is going to skip a 9/11
511
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MOM daddy is going to skip a 9/11
ceremony. What's he going to do instead?
512
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ceremony. What's he going to do instead?
513
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ceremony. What's he going to do instead?
Let me guess. Stay at home and pleasure
514
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Let me guess. Stay at home and pleasure
515
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,910
Let me guess. Stay at home and pleasure
himself to 9/11 footage. Huh? Oh, man.
516
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himself to 9/11 footage. Huh? Oh, man.
517
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himself to 9/11 footage. Huh? Oh, man.
Slap in the face. Spit in my mouth.
518
00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:40,480
Slap in the face. Spit in my mouth.
519
00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:41,910
Slap in the face. Spit in my mouth.
>> Okay. So, what's the appropriate
520
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>> Okay. So, what's the appropriate
521
00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:43,910
>> Okay. So, what's the appropriate
response? He goes but doesn't GIVE A
522
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response? He goes but doesn't GIVE A
523
00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:44,470
response? He goes but doesn't GIVE A
SPEECH.
524
00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:44,480
SPEECH.
525
00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:47,910
SPEECH.
>> OH, FACE SLAP. I MEAN, SO WHAT? THE
526
00:10:47,910 --> 00:10:47,920
>> OH, FACE SLAP. I MEAN, SO WHAT? THE
527
00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:49,670
>> OH, FACE SLAP. I MEAN, SO WHAT? THE
MUSLIM MAYOR IS JUST going to stay
528
00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:49,680
MUSLIM MAYOR IS JUST going to stay
529
00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:53,590
MUSLIM MAYOR IS JUST going to stay
silent about 9/11 on 911? Why won't he
530
00:10:53,590 --> 00:10:53,600
silent about 9/11 on 911? Why won't he
531
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,509
silent about 9/11 on 911? Why won't he
denounce it, Michael? Huh? Slap in the
532
00:10:55,509 --> 00:10:55,519
denounce it, Michael? Huh? Slap in the
533
00:10:55,519 --> 00:10:58,272
denounce it, Michael? Huh? Slap in the
face. Dick punch. Tell me I'm a bad boy.
534
00:10:58,272 --> 00:10:58,282
face. Dick punch. Tell me I'm a bad boy.
535
00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,892
face. Dick punch. Tell me I'm a bad boy.
[laughter]
536
00:11:00,892 --> 00:11:00,902
537
00:11:00,902 --> 00:11:01,829
[applause]
538
00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:01,839
[applause]
539
00:11:01,839 --> 00:11:04,550
[applause]
>> You know what? You know what? Forget it.
540
00:11:04,550 --> 00:11:04,560
>> You know what? You know what? Forget it.
541
00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,230
>> You know what? You know what? Forget it.
Forget it. How about he just leaves town
542
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:06,240
Forget it. How about he just leaves town
543
00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,030
Forget it. How about he just leaves town
for the weekend?
544
00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:07,040
for the weekend?
545
00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:11,509
for the weekend?
>> Oh, on what? A plane?
546
00:11:11,509 --> 00:11:11,519
547
00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:14,069
You want Penboy to get on a plane on
548
00:11:14,069 --> 00:11:14,079
You want Penboy to get on a plane on
549
00:11:14,079 --> 00:11:15,990
You want Penboy to get on a plane on
911?
550
00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:16,000
911?
551
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,430
911?
What? ARE YOU PLANNING THIS NOW,
552
00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:17,440
What? ARE YOU PLANNING THIS NOW,
553
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,790
What? ARE YOU PLANNING THIS NOW,
MICHAEL? LIKE SOME KIND OF
554
00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:18,800
MICHAEL? LIKE SOME KIND OF
555
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:19,910
MICHAEL? LIKE SOME KIND OF
CO-CONSPIRATOR?
556
00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:19,920
CO-CONSPIRATOR?
557
00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,710
CO-CONSPIRATOR?
>> WOW. SLAP in the face.
558
00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:22,720
>> WOW. SLAP in the face.
559
00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,069
>> WOW. SLAP in the face.
But seriously, is there anything that
560
00:11:24,069 --> 00:11:24,079
But seriously, is there anything that
561
00:11:24,079 --> 00:11:25,430
But seriously, is there anything that
can make these critics happy?
562
00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:25,440
can make these critics happy?
563
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,590
can make these critics happy?
>> Yeah, it's simple. All M Donnie has to
564
00:11:27,590 --> 00:11:27,600
>> Yeah, it's simple. All M Donnie has to
565
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,069
>> Yeah, it's simple. All M Donnie has to
do is not attend the ceremony, not be
566
00:11:30,069 --> 00:11:30,079
do is not attend the ceremony, not be
567
00:11:30,079 --> 00:11:33,590
do is not attend the ceremony, not be
the mayor, not be a Muslim, and ideally
568
00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:33,600
the mayor, not be a Muslim, and ideally
569
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,910
the mayor, not be a Muslim, and ideally
be a white guy named Chad with a New
570
00:11:35,910 --> 00:11:35,920
be a white guy named Chad with a New
571
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,949
be a white guy named Chad with a New
York Jets tattoo on his calf.
572
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:38,959
York Jets tattoo on his calf.
573
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,630
York Jets tattoo on his calf.
And if he can't do that, then at least
574
00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:40,640
And if he can't do that, then at least
575
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,550
And if he can't do that, then at least
step back and let the people who were
576
00:11:42,550 --> 00:11:42,560
step back and let the people who were
577
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,949
step back and let the people who were
there remember what happened. Like
578
00:11:44,949 --> 00:11:44,959
there remember what happened. Like
579
00:11:44,959 --> 00:11:45,910
there remember what happened. Like
George W. Bush.
580
00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:45,920
George W. Bush.
581
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:49,030
George W. Bush.
>> George W. Bush. The guy who did 9/11
582
00:11:49,030 --> 00:11:49,040
>> George W. Bush. The guy who did 9/11
583
00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,550
>> George W. Bush. The guy who did 9/11
slap in the face.
584
00:11:50,550 --> 00:11:50,560
slap in the face.
585
00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:55,079
slap in the face.
>> Forget it. Jordan Clapper. Everybody
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