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GUS: Behold.
The wonders of the human realm.
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This little fellow
is one of their most valued objects.
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It aids in the compiling
of printed wisdom,
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the scratching of gunk
from under your nails,
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and my favorite...
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It even mimics the sounds
of the human ocean.
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(SPROINGING)
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Ah, the human realm. So beautiful.
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It's safe to say that the pay-per-clorp
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is a stunning testament
to human ingenuity. Any questions?
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Ah, our newest member, Mattholomule.
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Augustus, is this what the president
of the Human Appreciation Society
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thinks passes as "Human Artifacts"?
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Because at my old school
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we had real treasures.
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(ALL GASPING)
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So real. I wanna touch them.
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Go ahead. In my club,
we didn't have any dumb rules.
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(GASPS) Shh.
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He didn't mean that.
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-Hey!
-What?
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(GRUNTING)
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Well, this isn't your club. Thankfully.
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Exactly, who thinks I should be president?
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-I do!
-Mattholomule for prez.
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I'm an undecided voter.
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I wanna touch all the objects first.
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-These are fakes.
-What?
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You can't prove that!
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You're just trying to distract
these human appreciators.
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You're afraid of getting kicked out
of office. It's your word versus mine.
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-I don't know what to believe in anymore.
-My faith in Gus has been broken.
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What if I brought in an expert?
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Yeah, right.
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Who can you find that's
a bigger human expert than any of us?
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How about a real human?
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-Why the secrets?
-Show, don't tell, man.
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Yeah. Uh-huh. And you've never
brought your friend here. Why?
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Well, she's busy. She's got a job.
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But I'll bring her in tomorrow.
She'll prove I'm right.
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Sure you will, Augustus. Sure you will.
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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Gus, I'd love to go to school with you,
but I don't know how I can.
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-Principal Bump banned me from Hexside.
-But nothing. Bump did you a favor.
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There ain't nothing for you
at that dweebus factory.
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-No offense, dweebus.
-It's okay.
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I come from
a long line of dweebuses.
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(THUDDING)
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Well, I would love to go some day.
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Better than unpacking boxes
in the Eda Coven.
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Oh, you think you're clever, huh?
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-Whoo! Fight, fight, fight!
-Can it, King!
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First off, it's the "Bad Girl Coven,"
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and second off, I guess you don't want in
on the T-shirt order, huh?
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I don't care about T-shirts, Eda!
I want to learn magic,
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and they teach that at Hexside!
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I mean, yeah, well, ugh,
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I don't wanna hear
another word about Hexside,
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unless it's "Hexside is on fire,"
and "Let's grab front row seats!"
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Oh, look what you did.
I'm gonna go rub it in.
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(KING LAUGHING)
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(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
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Luz, about the ban,
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I, uh, used my HAS presidential authority
to pull some strings.
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You've been given a full pardon!
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-You mean...
-I got the ban lifted!
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Oh, my gosh. Yes, yes, yes!
Of course I'll be there tomorrow!
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Gus, this will be great!
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I get to see the school
and save the president.
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Great! I'll see you tomorrow!
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Yes! You did it, Gus!
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♪ You did it, Gus!You're the smartest, you're the best ♪
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Sweet moves, little dude.
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-Ah, I always forget you're there.
-I forget I'm here too.
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Boop.
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This is gonna work out after all.
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This isn't gonna work out at all.
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Well, I feel like I took care
of any potential problems.
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You lied to our best friend
and told her you got the ban lifted.
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That seems like a potential problem to me.
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You don't understand.
The members were going mad.
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They were bloodthirsty.
They were touching objects.
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I had no choice!
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Really? What about
all the wanted posters around school?
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What wanted posters?
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I also got this.
To keep her undercover.
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Undercover from what?
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-Eep!
-Mmm-hmm.
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-Behold your new cowl.
-Whoa! I love it.
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On the Boiling Isles new things smell old.
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Yep. Put it on. Hide your ears.
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Wanna keep you under wraps
till the big reveal.
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Oh, a showman. I totally get it.
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You bring the razzle,
I'll bring the dazzle.
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Do you always have confetti on you or...
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(SCREECHING)
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That's my alarm. Uh, we better get going.
See you after school, Willow.
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Bye, friend. Be safe. Make good choices.
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Oh, Gus,
I hope you know what you're doing.
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EDA: I'm trying to protect her.
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Hexside chews up anything unique
and spits out bland mush.
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I chew insects. I turn them into mush.
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But that's my beef.
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Does she need to draw her own conclusions?
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-My beef is insects. They're what I eat.
-You're just gonna be unhelpful, huh?
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All I know is, you taught me
and I turned out just fine.
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I gotta get that girl into school.
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Whoa!
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-Hey! Give that back!
-(LAUGHING)
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Huh? (GASPING)
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(SNIFFING) Trouble.
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No! Detention!
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The only thing
I'm guilty of is being too real!
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That's new.
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Well, they showed up
after your last visit.
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They smell trouble. Literally.
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Trouble.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Okay, time to run
for no particular reason.
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(CRASHES)
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Augustus, you should really
watch where you going.
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Don't want the president of the HAS
getting hurt on his last day in office.
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This must be your human.
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Hmm.
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Looks like another witchling to me.
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GUS: Psst! Psst!
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Dazzle.
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Oh! (IMITATING A TRUMPET)
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Ta-da!
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(GASPS) A human!
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Not just any human. An expert human.
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Yeah. I've been doing this for years.
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She's here to authenticate your treasures.
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See you at the meeting.
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No, no, no! They can't know I lied.
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Then they'll never
make me president. Huh?
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(EVIL LAUGH)
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Oh, Gus, I have you now.
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Ugh, I had this nightmare before.
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As president of the HAS,
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I should feel bad about
dunking on one of our own members.
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But as a Gus, I feel like doing this...
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♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah, what, oh ♪
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Wow.
Who got the trophy for the most bones?
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-(PANTING)
-LUZ: Woah!
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We don't have time for this right now.
We gotta get to the clubroom.
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Okay. But next time
you have to give me a full tour.
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Yeah, next time. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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Ooh! It's the abomination professor.
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I should introduce myself.
Apologize for the incident.
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Hey, Mr. Abomination Professor.
The "abominominator."
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Remember me?
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(GROANING)
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Oh, wouldn't you know? We suddenly
have time for a full tour of Hexside.
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Been quite a while
since I've sat here, huh?
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I gotta admit, it's extra weird
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without you yelling at me
for picking fights or stealing.
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I can easily change that.
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(EDA GRUNTING)
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What are you doing here, Edalyn?
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I want to...
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I want to enroll
my human, Luz, at Hexside.
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-And before you get all judgy...
-That's not a bad idea.
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You no good... Wait, really?
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I think the student body could learn a lot
from having such an exchange student.
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But before I even consider that,
there's a lot to be answered for.
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All right. Yeah. I heard
all about that abomination incident.
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Oh, I'm not talking about Luz.
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I'm talking about
the necrotic experiments,
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the graffiti, the scams, the cheating,
Miss Jenkinmeyer's teeth.
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The trouble you caused
when you were here, Eda.
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Huh, I thought there'd be more.
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This is where we play the sport.
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-(GIRL SCREAMING)
-(GRIFFIN SCREECHING)
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I hate this game! Ahh.
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(HORN BLOWING)
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(SNIFFING)
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-What's in here?
-GUS: The Plant Homeroom.
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(PLANT LAUGHING)
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Willow, hey.
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Hi.
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Bye.
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And this is where I spend my time.
The Illusion Track Homeroom.
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(GROANING)
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Wait, if you're here, who is that?
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That's one of my illusions.
It takes notes for me when I'm not around.
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(GUS GASPS)
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He doesn't always do what he's told.
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Wow, Gus, you're good.
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Yeah. I moved up a couple grades.
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(ALARM SCREECHING)
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Oh, time for the HAS meeting.
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Human, human! Human, human!
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Human Appreciation Society...
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It is my distinct pleasure
to introduce to you...
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Ooh.
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Luz, the human.
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-Such showmanship.
-She's horrifying.
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-Luz, will you inspect the items?
-Of course, Mr. President.
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Allow me to determine
if they're truly of my realm's origin.
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Stop! Don't make another move, human!
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I have something to say.
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I'm new here at Hexside.
Making friends has been hard, so I lied.
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They're all fakes.
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(GASPS)
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I thought if I was important enough,
people would like me,
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but I've caused enough drama.
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So, I'll go. I'm sorry.
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Hey, man. It's okay. You're only human.
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Well, you know what I mean.
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Mattholomule, you aren't alone.
You have a place here in the HAS.
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-You're not alone.
-We admire your honesty.
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-You're one of us.
-Thanks, guys. I knew you'd understand.
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Ugh, I don't wanna do this!
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There's the whiny rebel teen I remember.
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You'll need this
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to clean up all the hexed graffiti
you left us. Good luck.
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(GROANS)
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-Thanks for coming.
-Come back soon.
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(MUFFLED MUMBLING)
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Hey, Augustus, Luz,
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thank you for being so forgiving.
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We've all been
the new kid before. Right, Gus?
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-Yeah.
-Well, I just have one thing to say...
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There she is! She's the intruder!
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(SNIFFING)
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Trouble.
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No, it's fine.
The ban's been lifted. Tell 'em, Gus.
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Ahh. Gus! Tell them!
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Oh, who's the liar now, Augustus?
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Maybe I've been too hard on Gus.
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-I mean, what trouble could they get into?
-LUZ: Help!
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-Ahh. I don't even learn here!
-Luz!
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Where are you taking me?
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-Detention.
-Oh. That won't be so bad, right?
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(SHRIEKS)
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I can't believe you two fell for that.
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Like I'd actually apologize.
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What did you do?
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"Oh, boo-hoo. I'm sorry.
I'm the new kid. I want friends."
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Heh. No. I want power. And I want drama.
And I got one of those right now.
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So, what are you gonna do, Mr. President?
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Executive action.
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00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,351
Ow!
246
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(ALARM BELL RINGING)
247
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,064
But I didn't pull the alarm!
It was Augustus!
248
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:19,359
Are you even listening to me?
I demand justice!
249
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,199
Wait!
250
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,870
Get me outta here! Open up!
251
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,831
-Luz!
-Gus, you said the ban was lifted!
252
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,625
Well, I...
253
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,466
(SCREAMING)
254
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:54,478
There. The girls' changing room
is ghost-free.
255
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:56,146
Are you ready to give up?
256
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,398
You've barely scratched the surface.
257
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,108
(GNASHING TEETH)
258
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,486
No, like this.
259
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,031
Oh.
260
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:09,451
Wow.
261
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,787
Friendship is the real magic.
262
00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:15,707
They're just as bad as Luz.
She'd love it here.
263
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:19,378
All right. What's next, Bumpikins?
264
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:22,798
(GROANING)
265
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,552
How is this detention?
This is a death sentence!
266
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,054
I don't know!
I've never been in detention before!
267
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:30,722
Welcome to my world.
268
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:34,643
Believe it or not, in my old school,
I was in detention plenty of times.
269
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,895
That isn't hard to believe.
You're kind of a jerk.
270
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,773
Well, down in detention,
this jerk is king.
271
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:43,485
So, if you wanna get out,
you better do exactly what I say.
272
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:46,446
First, before anything else, we gotta...
273
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:51,660
Already?
274
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:52,995
(SCREAMING)
275
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:54,746
Mattholomule!
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00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:01,003
You lied to me.
You lied about the ban! Why?
277
00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:03,213
I was afraid. I acted stupid.
278
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,756
Yes, you did!
279
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,925
Being younger than everyone is hard.
280
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,094
You're overlooked. Ignored.
281
00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:12,014
But at the HAS, I mattered.
282
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:14,766
I could make sure
no one would ever get left behind.
283
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,686
I didn't wanna lose that. I'm sorry.
284
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:21,481
I get it. I just wish
you told me the truth.
285
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,193
(MONSTERS SCREECHING)
286
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:29,698
Let me make it up to you, Luz.
I've got a plan.
287
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,659
I'm in. Where do we start?
288
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,704
By leaving no one behind.
289
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
You will be a good student.
290
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,842
I will be a good student.
291
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:54,640
You know, it didn't taste
as bad as I thought it would.
292
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:58,644
-Oh, you're a witch. Do magic.
-Oh! I'll use magic.
293
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,063
Human magic.
294
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,777
Am I a good student?
295
00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:07,945
(GRUNTING)
296
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,072
Oh, gosh, he's so little.
297
00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:13,158
This is part of the plan, right?
298
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,327
Or the illusion of a plan.
299
00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:26,171
A genius and a wordsmith.
300
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,385
(BOTH GRUNTING)
301
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,938
We're gonna have to bust down the door.
302
00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:45,065
Right behind you.
303
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:49,778
(BOTH SCREAMING)
304
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,996
EDA: I washed off all the graffiti.
305
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,707
Apologized to Miss Jenkinmeyer
for stealing her teeth.
306
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:04,376
Caught all the wild cerebi.
Ah, we should be good.
307
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:07,880
It will be very exciting to have
a real human exchange student.
308
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:10,507
And you won't tell
the Emperor's Coven about this, will you?
309
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,302
No. Hexside School is safe for you both.
310
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:17,598
I'm the principal, not a stooge.
Consider your pupil our pupil.
311
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,765
(LOUD THUDDING)
312
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:24,229
Eda?
313
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:27,733
-Guess who got you into Hexside!
-What?
314
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,151
(SCREAMING)
315
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:35,240
Sorry, Principal Bump. Sir.
316
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:38,827
-What did you do?
-Ugh, kid.
317
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:40,329
To think that any student of yours
318
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,998
would be capable of doing anything,
but create chaos...
319
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:46,001
Eda, take your student and leave!
320
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,712
You are both banned from this campus!
321
00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:51,173
Argh, come on, kid.
322
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:54,426
Let's go.
323
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,680
Wait, Principal Bump. Don't blame Luz.
324
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,599
I told her the ban was lifted,
325
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:03,310
that we were fighting
over the Human Appreciation Society.
326
00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:06,146
I brought Luz in
because I wanted to win.
327
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,273
This is all my fault.
328
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,526
If that's so, Augustus,
329
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:13,445
would you be willing to accept
her punishment as your own?
330
00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,405
Yes, Principal Bump. I would.
331
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,659
-Huh. Dang, dweebus.
-Very well.
332
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:22,037
In light of that,
barring any more trouble,
333
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:26,834
you shall officially be enrolled
in Hexside School next semester.
334
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,211
Uh, hold on. Hold on.
335
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,009
I'm only doing this
because I have faith in you.
336
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:40,097
And I know you're too smart to fall
for that One-Witch, One-Coven nonsense.
337
00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:42,349
You can learn a lot from the witches here.
338
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:45,435
And maybe teach them
some of that Bad Girl Coven magic too.
339
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,354
I didn't hear that.
340
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:50,524
As for you,
I would be saying detention right now,
341
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:53,694
but that seems to be out of order.
342
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:57,114
So, as of now, I'm removing you
from the Human Appreciation Society.
343
00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:59,032
Does that make me president?
344
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:02,578
Impressive. Still alive.
Yes, I suppose you are.
345
00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:04,872
Yes!
346
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:09,126
Now, with that accomplished,
Eda, we have some paperwork to fill out.
347
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:11,628
Wait! I gotta do more stuff? Ugh!
348
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,214
You better enjoy this place, kid.
349
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,634
Wanna finish off that tour?
350
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:20,304
I can show you guys what plants
not to touch in the greenhouse.
351
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:24,683
-And then I can let you touch them.
-Yeah! Let's go.
352
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:26,977
(LAUGHING)
353
00:20:27,144 --> 00:20:31,607
Hey! Wait. Take me.
I'm your president.
354
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,109
(SIGHS) Come on.
355
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,319
(ROCK SONG PLAYING)
356
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:41,533
♪ Why can't you remember?Why can't you remember me? ♪
357
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,870
♪ Oh, no, no, no, yeah ♪
358
00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:51,251
♪ Why can't you remember?Why can't you remember me? ♪
359
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:54,171
♪ Oh, no ♪
360
00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:58,008
♪ Ooh yeah ♪
361
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:03,222
Wow. Bump was not exaggerating.
You were a terrible student.
362
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,391
(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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