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And we usually upload photos
to the app at lunchtime,
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so you can see what he's up to.
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-All right, see you.
-Yay!
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Not even a kiss goodbye.
Look at him.
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Happy as a pig in shit.
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Well, that's that, then.
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Free at last.
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Got my days back.
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You can leave the buggy in
the lean-to by the front gate.
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Oh, it's fine, I'll take it with.
Stinks of Wotsits and vomit.
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Honestly, it saves you having
to go back for it at pick-up.
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No, it's fine, I keep everything in
the hood. I've got my keys in there,
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antihistamines, usually a bit of toast.
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-Look, let me put it in for...
-Get off my bloody buggy, OK?
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It's my buggy, so if I want to
take this buggy back with me,
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that's what I'm going to do,
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because it's my buggy and I know
what's best for it, all right?
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Come on, buggy.
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-Yes, what?
-Hiya, I just had a text from Evans Cycles
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saying they're delivering my new
bike sometime between now and 7pm.
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Can you sign for it?
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Paul, I am not a doorman.
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I'm working from home. Working.
I've just wasted the best part
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of the morning queuing at the
effing Post Office trying to return
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those cycling shorts with the
puffy bum that you didn't like.
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Just sign for it, Julia?
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Just sign for it, Julia.
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What are you doing, Paul?
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Oh, Ricky's punishing me because
I didn't stretch probably yesterday.
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Who's Ricky?
Why aren't you at work?!
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I just nipped out of the office
for an hour's triathlon training.
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Don't worry, I'm going to work
late tonight to make up for it.
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Oh, that's brilliant!
I'm so happy for you!
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Oh, hey, did you give any more
thought to letting the cleaner go
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now you're going to be
at home all the time?
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Yes, hi, I've left the door open.
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It looks shut, but it's actually open.
It's just propped shut with a crock.
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-You have to sign for it.
-Huh?
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-You have to sign for it.
-You can just forge my signature.
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It's Julia, it's just Julia with a big...
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God's sake.
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-Yo?
-Is that Ivy's mum?
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-No.
-I've got Ivy here.
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She appears not to have her lunch.
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She says she can't remember if
she ate it on the way to school
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or left it in the car.
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Yes, well, I'm at work. I'm working so...
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If I was a surgeon, would
you call me in theatre?
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Are you a surgeon?
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I think you know full well that
I'm not a surgeon, Mrs Lamb,
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I work in fast-moving luxury goods,
FMLG.
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-Can she share your sandwich with you?
-I'm having a naked burrito.
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Well, then can she...
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-No, she can't.
-Can I Deliveroo?
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Hello?
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-Yes?
-Package for Paul Johnstone?
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Yeah, no, just put it in the bin.
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-What?
-Just put it in the bin.
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-Thank you.
-Yeah, I need you to sign for it.
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Oi, Julia. I'm no Zaha Hadid
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but your chimney's
looking a bit dodge.
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Oh, God! Oh, yeah.
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OK, well, I'll just, um,
shimmy up the drainpipe and have
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a little look at that. Thank God I
have a City & Guilds in chimneys.
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-What's wrong with you?
-No, it's just I...
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I've got a lot of work to do and I've done
nothing. I have done nothing!
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No, not nothing, I've done
everything but my work.
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-Mother's load, mate.
-Huh?
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All the shit that we have to deal
with that no other twat does.
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It's full-time and it's unquantifiable.
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-You've got to dump your mother's load.
-How... How do I do that?
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Well, I flew my mother
over from Guadeloupe
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so my mother's load is
literally my mother's load.
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No, I can't tempt my
mother up from Leatherhead.
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So, that's not going to...
That's not...
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Well, then just don't make yourself
available. Get out the house, babe.
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If you're not there then they
can't ask you to do anything.
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Yeah, where you parked?
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Seriously, though, sort that chimney out.
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I can see it from my bog and
it's messing with my OCD.
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Yeah, I'm just around the corner.
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So, how much do we need to
raise for the goalposts?
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Well, what about the girls?
What about their sporting needs?
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There was this terrific
tampons ad on recently.
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I don't know whether you saw it.
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It was all about how girls
can do anything boys can,
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including karate.
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I thought that was a no-go on your periods
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because of the white trousers,
but apparently not any more.
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There's a girls football team now,
Kevin, since the start of term.
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Oh, right. Sorry, I missed that.
New job's a bit all-consuming.
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There's a queue of punters
outside your shop, Amanda.
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Looking for candle cages?
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-Oh, my God. Anne, can you go check?
-Yeah.
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As if.
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-What have I missed?
-Fundraising for the new goalposts.
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The kids have done their self-portraits
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and we're going to print them on tea
towels and sell them to ourselves.
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Course you are.
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Right, so we need a volunteer to get
them printed. As a working mother,
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I obviously can't do it cos I've
just launched my new venture,
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and as a working mother, it's impossible
to be in three places at once.
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Well, Charlie's at school and
Max has just started nursery,
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so I'm definitely not doing it.
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Julia, are you coming to join us?
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No, I'm not here.
Don't look at me. I'm working.
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I need to grab the table with the plug.
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A flat white and the code
for the Wi-Fi, please.
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Yeah, it's Emilio Estevez,
all one word, all lower case,
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apart from the Z which is a five,
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and all the I's are exclamation marks.
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All right, so who's going to
do the tea towel thing, then?
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Anyone? Guys...
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This is normally the thing I love
doing, but it's a bit tricky now
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with the old nine-to-five.
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Come on! Guys, I know, ask
a busy person and all that,
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but I'm close to a nervous
exhaustion breakdown.
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OK?
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Anyone?
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Don't be a martyr, Kev. You've
got enough on your plate.
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-Who's going to be a hero?
-I guess I could do...
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Thanks, K-Dog.
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It's fine, honestly. I can
scan the pictures at work.
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Kevin.
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Look at them all.
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-Oh, that one's a bit...
-Hețll definitely start killing cats soon.
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Yeah, there was no-one there.
Yeah, I think it was a joke.
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-I think Liz was pulling your leg.
-Your leg, Anne.
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Oh, that's really sweet.
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Johnny's coming over for Thursday night.
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We laugh, we're like Taylor
and Burton.
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Bet we get bloody married again.
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Right, I'm offskis,
interviewing an assistant today.
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I just have no time any more.
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First moment I stopped yesterday
after breakfast was 1pm for lunch.
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What did you have for lunch?
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And I have to fit in
my PT sessions somehow.
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I haven't had my roots done
in weeks.
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I'm literally going to seed here,
people!
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-Oh, no, you look great.
-Yes.
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-Shut up.
-Thanks, girls.
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Just... God, no-one told me
having it all would be so hard.
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-Tell me about it.
-Only women can say that, Kevin.
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You all right? What you doing?
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Yes, I just had to get out of the house,
you know, mother's load.
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I'm just trying to import my
database from Outlook to...
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Oh, that's brilliant, bye.
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-Can I ask you a question?
-Yes, what? Quick.
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It's just I think men can
struggle to have it all, too.
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-Sorry, I haven't got time for this.
-OK, sorry. My bad.
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So, a bit about Brand Amanda.
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This may all look effortlessly
thrown together but every aspect
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in the store has been curated by me.
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And when you are in the store,
you are an extension of me.
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You... No, you are a conduit...
to me.
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Sorry, what are you doing?
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-Just Googling the word "conduit."
-It just means when people see you,
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they should be getting
the essence of me.
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-So, like a younger you?
-No, just a me.
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Now, I think it's worth flagging up,
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I am a mumtrepreneur, very much
mum first, trepreneur second,
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so I'm not just a businesswoman,
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I'm also a successful co-partner and
mother. Sort of in... the SamCam mould.
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-Or Kylie Jenner.
-Or SamCam.
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Now, what I'm looking for
is someone to do stuff
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like deal with customers,
lock up shop and take the bins out.
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So, an executive assistant.
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-That sounds more like just an assistant.
-Rose...
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Don't put yourself down. Fly high.
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Now, do you have any questions?
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What perfume are you wearing?
It smells amazing.
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Thank you.
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I don't know, it's just me...
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and two dabs of Tom Ford.
Do you know what? You are actually hired.
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Hi, this is Nick from Shalamar PR.
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Just checking you got my e-mail
about the embargo being lifted
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on reporting the winners
of the Festival of Light.
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Brilliant!
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All right. Right, bye.
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Bye. Bye.
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Hi! You wouldn't mind
watching the old laptop
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while I go for a quick
number one, would you?
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No, not at all, but if it gets
nicked, it's not my problem.
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Bless you.
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Oh, look at that, you work in PR!
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-I work in PR too!
-Yes, I think I overheard that.
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No, I'm more the, um....
FMLG side of things.
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That's my metier, as it were.
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Arts and culture.
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-Nick from Shalamar PR.
-Julia Johnstone...
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from Julia Johnstone PR.
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Gosh! That's a weak handshake!
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All right, guys, it's two minutes to ten.
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You know what that means.
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Yes! Come on!
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Yeah!
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Hey, Kevin! Kevin!
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-And you, Yvonne!
-Yes.
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-Yes, sorry.
-Come on.
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Let's go for it.
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Come on! Woo!
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Yes! Give it all you've got!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Everyone huddle!
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Right.
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We're about to open,
and I just want to say have a great day.
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Did anyone see the...
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I left a stack of kiddie pics here.
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They were just here.
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This is my own fault, really.
I shouldn't have brought them to work.
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They're my private pics.
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I mean, they're not pics of my own kids...
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Well, I mean, one of them is,
but the rest are other people's kids.
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I'm going to get in a lot
of trouble for this.
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I mean, she's a godsend.
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It's kind of a big sister/little
sister thing, you know?
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Or a mother/daughter kind of thing.
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Well, she couldn't be my daughter, Anne,
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because I didn't get my periods
till I was 16, so... you do the math.
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Could've had her when you were 24.
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I couldn't have had her
when I was 24, Anne,
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because I was doing the ski season
in Val d'Isere when I was 24.
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Just meant theoretically.
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-Where did the day go?
-Do you have an assistant, Meg?
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-Yeah. I've got three.
-They're all bloody useless.
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One of them was on the last series
of Love Island, and we didn't realise
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until we saw her getting her
tits sucked in a hot tub.
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Sorry, how can you afford an
assistant? I'd love an assistant.
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Not even an assistant, just more
sort of like a carer really,
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just someone who'd come in,
get me up, give me a yogurt,
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flush the toilet...
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Oh, God, where's the baby?!
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Oh, no, sorry, he's still at nursery.
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00:12:38,159 --> 00:12:41,720
Has anyone got a good
contact for a chimney fixer?
235
00:12:41,799 --> 00:12:44,639
-Oh, do you mean a sweep or a roofer?
-A roofer.
236
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,200
No, unfortunately I only
have the number of a sweep.
237
00:12:47,279 --> 00:12:50,200
Kathleen. Do you want me to airdrop
her contact details to you?
238
00:12:50,279 --> 00:12:52,720
No, no, I don't need a
sweep, Anne. Hi, Kevin.
239
00:12:52,799 --> 00:12:55,720
Hi, Julia. I'm a bit late. Sorry
I'm late. I hate being late.
240
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,399
-Liz, you're never going to believe this.
-What?
241
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:02,120
I've lost all the...
the tea towel portraits.
242
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,480
The kids' portraits. They've gone.
243
00:13:04,559 --> 00:13:06,720
All right, so what's the big deal?
Just draw them again.
244
00:13:06,799 --> 00:13:09,879
What, me draw them?
I can't do that, Liz!
245
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,919
That's forgery!
246
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,279
For fuck's sake, Kev.
247
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,120
It's for a charity tea towel,
not the Bank of England.
248
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,840
I said lights out. Now.
249
00:13:22,919 --> 00:13:24,960
Come on. It's 7:45, guys.
250
00:13:25,039 --> 00:13:26,120
Mum's trying to chill.
251
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,360
Jill?
252
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:35,279
Jill, is it OK to use the
hot water tap to do the pots
253
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,200
or is that going to ruin your bath?
254
00:13:38,279 --> 00:13:39,240
Jill?
255
00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,240
Ji... I'll leave them.
256
00:14:13,799 --> 00:14:14,919
Thank you.
257
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000
Yes.
258
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000
-Hey, hon.
-Hi.
259
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,399
Do you mind if we twosies?
260
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,000
Oh, I'm really sorry, there's only one
plug socket and I got here first.
261
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:32,000
I've got an adaptor. I work in cafes
all the time so I know all the tricks.
262
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,279
Right.
263
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,600
-Great.
-Bless you.
264
00:14:42,399 --> 00:14:44,320
-Are you going to order something?
-Yes.
265
00:14:44,399 --> 00:14:46,679
I need to send an urgent
e-mail and then I will be straight
266
00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:48,120
over to order a small coffee.
267
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,559
Yeah, it's just that we need these
tables for people who are...
268
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:51,720
Leo, love...
269
00:14:51,799 --> 00:14:55,320
She's going to order a small coffee
when she's ready to order a small coffee.
270
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,600
He's so uptight, right?
271
00:15:04,759 --> 00:15:06,639
Oh, no way...
272
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:10,519
Do you want me to get that for you?
Just say you're unavailable.
273
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,879
Would you mind?
274
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,159
Thank you.
275
00:15:15,759 --> 00:15:18,200
Hi, this is Julia Johnstone PR.
276
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,600
I'm sorry, she's not
available at the moment.
277
00:15:23,679 --> 00:15:26,000
All right.
Well, I'll pass on your message.
278
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,360
All right.
279
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,159
Thanks, Lucy.
280
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:36,320
You are an... excellent fake PA.
281
00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:38,399
Well, it's just something
my friend Sandra and I
282
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,639
used to do for each other
when we first started.
283
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,480
Yeah. Hey, you...
Maybe you and me could,
284
00:15:43,559 --> 00:15:45,759
you know,
do it for each other, or...
285
00:15:50,759 --> 00:15:52,360
-Pass it here, babe.
-Thank you!
286
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:58,799
Hi, this is Julia Johnstone PR.
Nick, speaking.
287
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,240
I'll just see if she's available.
288
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,919
-It's Rachel from Blossom.
-Oh, yeah. Yeah, great.
289
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,399
Rachel? Hi.
290
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,840
Yes, my new PA. Yeah.
He's great.
291
00:16:10,159 --> 00:16:12,360
Sorry, could you just hold on a sec?
292
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,440
Nick, would you mind
getting me a coffee?
293
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,240
Rachel.
294
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,840
Yeah.
Can you get me up to speed on that?
295
00:16:23,919 --> 00:16:26,080
Actually, sorry, hold on one sec.
296
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:28,159
Actually, could you get me a coffee?
297
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,200
Rachel?
298
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,000
Where's the kids' drawings?
299
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,240
Oh, my God.
300
00:17:31,319 --> 00:17:33,160
I just did aerial yoga.
301
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,079
Seriously, I need to measure myself,
I swear I've got taller.
302
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,200
-Rose, do you mind if I stretch?
-No, that's fine.
303
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:41,960
What?
304
00:17:42,039 --> 00:17:44,319
Rose, you are inked! What is it?
305
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,039
Oh, it's by the same artist who
did all of Wolf Alice's tats.
306
00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:49,279
Oh, I love her... him...
307
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:50,440
-It's a band.
-Them.
308
00:17:50,519 --> 00:17:52,640
I was thinking of getting
one done myself, actually.
309
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,799
Just something that
expresses me and my vibe.
310
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,440
A tiny little star
tattoo on my inner wrist.
311
00:17:58,559 --> 00:18:02,319
Then I thought, my God,
I'm way too old for a tattoo!
312
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,920
Don't let that stop you.
313
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,559
-Did you book my hair appointment, Rose?
-10am, all in the G-cal.
314
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,519
Already don't know what
I'd do without you.
315
00:18:11,599 --> 00:18:13,079
Hang on, it says...
316
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,680
-It says it's with Lali.
-Yeah. Julio wasn't free.
317
00:18:15,759 --> 00:18:18,400
-Did you say it was for me?
-Yeah.
318
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
OK. Well, it's not going to work.
319
00:18:22,079 --> 00:18:24,119
It has to be Julio.
320
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,400
OK, I'll sort this.
321
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,279
But, next time, just make
sure you say it's for me.
322
00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:30,039
-I did say it was for you...
-Next time, say my name.
323
00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:31,160
-I did.
-Amanda.
324
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,440
Yeah, I said Amanda.
325
00:18:32,519 --> 00:18:35,839
Yeah. You just need to make sure
they know exactly who it is for.
326
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,519
But anyway... not a big deal.
327
00:18:38,599 --> 00:18:40,799
Chalk it up to inexperience.
328
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,160
OK.
329
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,279
Where do you get your hair done?
It always looks so great.
330
00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:45,680
Oh, I just... do it myself.
331
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,200
Rose, will you move your Bento box?
332
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:52,400
It's just the salad's
starting to smell a bit.
333
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,880
-Yeah, of course.
-Thank you.
334
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,680
Oh, thanks, mate, you're a life-saver.
335
00:19:01,759 --> 00:19:03,960
It's all right.
I was going past one anyway.
336
00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:06,400
Oh, God, have you ever had
the Loyd Grossman puttanesca?
337
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,559
It's delicious. It just really
tampers with your acids.
338
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,960
You know, I heard on QI that
"putta" is Italian for whore,
339
00:19:13,039 --> 00:19:15,200
so puttanesca is "whore sauce."
340
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,799
Whore sauce?
341
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,519
I saw that in the West End
with the original cast.
342
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:28,000
Oh, Nick, mate, did you manage
to find that number for the...
343
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,640
the chimney guy that you mentioned?
344
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,720
Oh, yeah.
345
00:19:30,799 --> 00:19:34,119
I've just got... I'm just going
to respond to my accountant.
346
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,279
OK. Yeah. No.
Do, do, do, do, do.
347
00:19:41,759 --> 00:19:42,799
That's... That's me.
348
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:46,960
It's just a little reminder
about the number for the builder.
349
00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:48,200
But no rush. It's cool.
350
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,880
You're not supposed to feed
them bread.
351
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,039
Let them have a sodding pastry!
Live a little.
352
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,119
Liz!
353
00:20:12,799 --> 00:20:13,960
What you doing?!
354
00:20:14,039 --> 00:20:16,400
Do the pictures on the
packs mean nothing to you?
355
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:19,119
You smell like... kissing an ashtray!
356
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,000
Just leave me alone.
I've got nothing to do.
357
00:20:22,079 --> 00:20:23,599
Got nothing to do?
358
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,880
How can you have nothing to do?
How dare you have nothing to do?!
359
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,839
I'd love to have nothing to do,
360
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,119
but I've got to work,
cook, clean the house,
361
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,720
hang out the laundry,
bake the soda bread,
362
00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:36,839
make myself look nice for Jill!
363
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,640
Not that she bloody notices.
364
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,559
Why you baking your own bread,
you bell-end?
365
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,880
I've got to get back to work.
I was up till 3am the last two nights
366
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,079
drawing all the portraits
for the tea towels,
367
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,799
and then I flipping left them at home.
368
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,440
I had to cycle back to the house
in my lunch hour to get them!
369
00:20:50,519 --> 00:20:52,519
You didn't have to offer to help.
370
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:54,079
Yeah.
371
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,319
And you didn't have
to not offer to help.
372
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,759
What?
373
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,640
Do you know what, Liz?
I can't talk about this.
374
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,440
I can't listen to someone
moaning about having free time.
375
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,319
Just...
376
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,400
Just bloody grow up.
377
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,039
I miss my kids, Kev.
378
00:21:14,839 --> 00:21:16,079
I really miss 'em.
379
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:21,680
And I don't want to be that person.
That's Anne. That's lame.
380
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:26,000
I don't get it. I've been counting down
the hours till both my kids are in school
381
00:21:26,079 --> 00:21:28,599
and you know what I did with
my first day as a free woman?
382
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:32,279
I sat on the sofa and I stared
at a black spot on the ceiling
383
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,839
where Max fired his
Nerf gun and left a mark.
384
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:45,799
Sorry.
385
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,240
Yeah, I'm sorry, too.
386
00:21:50,799 --> 00:21:52,640
Let's have a look at your drawings, then.
387
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,559
OK, quickly.
388
00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:06,039
These are too good, Kev.
389
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:07,240
Thank you, Liz.
390
00:22:07,319 --> 00:22:10,319
No, I mean, they're... they're
shit, but they're not shit enough.
391
00:22:12,559 --> 00:22:14,400
Go to work, I'll sort this out.
392
00:22:15,519 --> 00:22:17,000
Thanks, Liz.
393
00:22:17,079 --> 00:22:18,839
Nick, hey, where are you?
394
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,440
Oh, you're still at the house?
395
00:22:20,519 --> 00:22:23,519
I've spoken to Wojciech. He
says it's difficult to tell
396
00:22:23,599 --> 00:22:25,640
without getting up there
and having a look,
397
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,559
but it's probably a mortar issue.
398
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,799
So, they can either
repoint it or reline it.
399
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,079
OK. Well, can you get me
a quote for both of them
400
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,839
and then I can have a look at it?
401
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,680
Why don't you e-mail him directly?
I've really got to get to...
402
00:22:37,759 --> 00:22:39,759
Sorry, Nick, while you're
there, would you mind
403
00:22:39,839 --> 00:22:42,079
just popping the bins
inside the gate, just...
404
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,119
so the burglars don't think
we're out, or whatever?
405
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,000
Thank you so much.
Thank you so, so, so, so much.
406
00:22:48,079 --> 00:22:49,599
Thank you. Bye-bye.
407
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,559
Rose, don't put all the biscotti
jars out at once, please.
408
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,880
One will do. We're not TK Maxx.
409
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:42,559
Oh, my God! Ah! Life-saver!
410
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,279
Julio can squeeze me in at two today.
411
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,680
Oh, that's perfect!
Johnny's coming over tonight.
412
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:50,119
-Is that your boyfriend?
-Well, husb...
413
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,640
It's complicated,
but we're still seriously tight.
414
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:56,079
OK, the car machine
guy's coming to fix
415
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,119
the thingy at five.
You OK to stay till then?
416
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,359
I can't. I actually have
to leave on the dot tonight.
417
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,720
-I'm volunteering at the food bank, so...
-What? No, I don't think you understand.
418
00:24:04,799 --> 00:24:09,000
Julio literally never has a cancellation
and I need to get this nightmare sorted.
419
00:24:09,079 --> 00:24:13,400
-I don't know what you're pointing at.
-My roots. Look at them.
420
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,400
I'd love to help, but I've got...
421
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,559
I can't believe this is happening!
422
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,240
-It's just your hair.
-It's just my hair? Oh, my God!
423
00:24:20,319 --> 00:24:22,960
You literally have no idea what
it takes to maintain this, do you?
424
00:24:23,039 --> 00:24:24,640
-Course not. You are 26.
-I'm 23.
425
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,240
I'm talking now.
I have to work out five days a week,
426
00:24:27,319 --> 00:24:28,839
I have to get my roots done bimonthly,
427
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,480
I have to get these bleached,
these waxed, these extended.
428
00:24:31,559 --> 00:24:33,839
I am a fulltime project to myself, Rose,
429
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,200
so just because I seem
like I'm a cool boss
430
00:24:37,279 --> 00:24:41,359
and I've got an easy-going vibe
doesn't mean you can let me down.
431
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,279
You should cut yourself some slack.
432
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:48,000
You're stressing yourself
out over nothing.
433
00:24:48,079 --> 00:24:49,480
I think you look great, Amanda.
434
00:24:49,559 --> 00:24:53,039
You've got a killer bod and
your skin's, like, amazing!
435
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:56,720
Yeah.
436
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,400
Yeah, you're right.
437
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,559
I hope I look half as
good as you when I'm old.
438
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,640
My colleague is joining me
in a minute, sorry.
439
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:12,519
Just leave it!
440
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,000
-100 portrait tea towels.
-Oh, thank you so much for this, Liz.
441
00:25:31,079 --> 00:25:33,920
No problem. The printers was
around the corner, anyway.
442
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,480
And this is for you.
443
00:25:37,039 --> 00:25:38,359
You made me a cake?!
444
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:43,079
I use my time to save your time
and use that time to bake a bloody cake.
445
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:46,599
-There's no helping some people.
-These look great!
446
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,839
Why's one of them Holly Willoughby?
447
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,880
-Something for the dads.
-Thank you. Thank you so much.
448
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,039
My pleasure.
I almost enjoyed doing it.
449
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,640
Oh, well, we'll be gearing up for
the class Christmas card soon,
450
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,720
-if you want to get in on that.
-Oh, you're all right.
451
00:25:59,799 --> 00:26:01,559
I just thought it might
help keep you busy.
452
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,359
Fuck that, Kev.
I've had an epiphany!
453
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,279
The kids are gone, every day until 3:30!
454
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,720
I'm a free woman!
455
00:26:17,319 --> 00:26:18,559
Everything OK?
456
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,880
No, everything's not OK.
457
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,640
-Sorry, what?
-Where were you?
458
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,839
-In the park.
-In the park.
459
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,160
What the hell were you doing
in the park?
460
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,759
I was having a picnic with my husband,
if you must know.
461
00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:30,319
Having a picnic?
462
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,680
At least have the guts to lie,
463
00:26:31,759 --> 00:26:34,680
say you were at the osteopath
or a funeral or something.
464
00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:35,759
I'm sorry, I...
465
00:26:35,839 --> 00:26:38,720
Nick, in case you hadn't noticed,
we have got two businesses to run here.
466
00:26:38,799 --> 00:26:42,079
Listen, hon, I'm always
happy to help anyone, but...
467
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,119
like my husband says, you're
really starting to take the piss.
468
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,759
I'm taking the piss? How?
How am I taking the piss?
469
00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:50,720
How? How am I taking the piss?
You are the one that's taking the piss.
470
00:26:50,799 --> 00:26:53,000
You're the one that's turning up
here four hours late for work.
471
00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:55,160
Why? Because you're lolling
around on a picnic blanket,
472
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,319
shoving mini Scotch eggs
down your throat.
473
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,960
Yeah, because I'm self-employed.
I can do what I want.
474
00:27:01,039 --> 00:27:03,720
What's the point in having
all the stress and insecurity
475
00:27:03,799 --> 00:27:06,200
of self-employment if you
can't bunk off for a picnic
476
00:27:06,279 --> 00:27:07,720
on a sunny afternoon?
477
00:27:07,799 --> 00:27:12,640
I could literally go for a swim at the
men's pond right now, if I wanted.
478
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,119
In fact, you know what, hon?
479
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,720
I am going for a swim.
480
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,640
Unbelievable.
481
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,400
Guys! Daddy's here! I'll just be a sec!
482
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,440
Hello, sweetie. Hello.
483
00:27:36,519 --> 00:27:39,839
-Coat's all done? Say goodbye to Mum.
-Bye, Mummy! Love you!
484
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,279
See you, Amanda.
485
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,440
Oh, hey. Yo, yo!
486
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,519
You look like Elton John.
487
00:28:23,599 --> 00:28:26,200
-Do you want a cocktail?
-Oh, yeah. Lovely.
488
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:30,960
Load up.
489
00:28:38,559 --> 00:28:44,079
Hey, mate. You don't fancy
an unpaid job as my PA, do you?
490
00:28:45,519 --> 00:28:47,039
No, you're all right.
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