All language subtitles for Bait Buddies - Adam & Andy Adler

Andy, you look so refreshed, my friend.
Thank you. How you doing?

Real great. How about you? Real great?
Yeah.

There's something a little glow about
you today.

I'm trying.

You're trying?

I'm trying.

How's the year treating you so far?

So far, so good. Yeah? A couple speed
bumps, but I seem to get over it. All

right. Well, you know, we're coming up
on the first quarter, almost over.

That is true. Speeding through it. That
is true. It's actually going quite

quicker than you think.

Well, good. I'm glad to hear it.

How about your sex life? How's that
going for you?

Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Phenomenal.
Non-stop.

Non-stop. You're a beast.

Thank you. Thank you. It's all just a
fact. I feel like I created the monster,

the sexual dynamo that you are.

Just a little.

Partially. Yeah, I know. You did help me
out, though. You did help me out. How

did I help you?

Well, different ventures and every
single time I work with someone and they

tell me places that they've never had
sex in, I actually go out and do those.

Oh, so when we're doing the little
interview, you get motivated.

Exactly. Okay, cool.

Well, we'll have to see what happens
today because I got this gentleman

upstairs with Sylvia.

He's a very handsome young man.

Oh, yeah. And brand new.

Wanted to get in the biz.

And as you know, he's coming in today
thinking we're going to have a hot chick

here for him. That is true.

And that hot chick.

is missing a few body parts and adding
one significant one that you happen to

have. That is so true. So I'm hoping, I
always get excited, you know, wondering,

is it going to happen? Is it not going
to happen?

The anticipation, right?

It just kills you. If the viewers out
there only knew how many failed attempts

we've had, I should probably put those
on there someday. But anyway, I feel

like this guy might be willing.

Yeah. It seems like he's a pretty cool
guy, a little bit of an exhibitionist.

Cool. And apparently he just loves sex.
So you never know, right? You never

know. People like that tend to flip the
switch on you. They can.

So I'm going to hopefully have you flip
the switch on him today. How about that?

Oh, okay. I like that.

All right. Well, hang tight. Let me run
up and get him, and I'll be right back.

Cool.

Good afternoon, Adam. Welcome to the
studio.

Come on in. Let me introduce you. This
is Andy.

Andy, this is Adam. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. Hey, man.

You guys go ahead and have a seat on the
couch there.

So, Adam, how you doing, man?

It's going pretty good. Going pretty
good.

You got a little writer's cramp from all
that paperwork Sylvia put you through?

Definitely a lot of papers.

Well, at least she's good looking to
look at, right?

Oh, yeah. A little hot milk, gingy
action?

Definitely something to look forward to.

Okay, well, she's retired. Sorry to tell
you that.

No longer in front of the camera, but...

From what she told me, the girl that she
booked to come in and do your audition

scene today is pretty hot, so we'll get
there.

But before I bring her in, I'd like to
take a moment and kind of get to know

you, understand a little bit about you
before we roll cameras today.

How old are you, man?

29. You are not 29 years old. For some
reason, I thought you were much younger.

Good for you. What are you doing to
preserve yourself?

I mean, I guess it's just drinking lots
of water.

That works.

Water is good for the skin. Sort of like
Andy. Andy looks younger than he is.

How old are you again now?

27.

Yeah,

anyway. Well, that's great. Good for
you.

What made you decide at 29, hey, I want
to try porn?

Mortgage payments. Very hot.

Okay. Money speaks, right?

And I think I read on your paperwork
that you have a lot of that.

I do. You called yourself a man whore.
Yeah. What does that mean?

As much as you can, whenever you can.
Okay.

So I assume that means you're single or
do you have a girlfriend?

Very single.

Very single.

You're not the relationship kind of guy?
No.

No? Okay. No, more like go to the bar
and find someone.

Go to the bar and find someone. Oh, so
you're like old school.

You like going.

You're not on the app, swiping right and
swiping left?

No, no. No time for the apps. No time
for the app. You like to go in person.

Okay. And how often would you say you're
getting laid every week?

I try to do it at least once a day.

Once a day?

So you have no time to masturbate? Or do
you do that too?

It depends on the day. Okay.

I'm assuming if he can't get it, he
masturbates that day. But then he's got

the next day to fuck.

There you go. Yeah, that's great.

You need to take some tips from him, I
think. I do. And he was in a dry spell,

but not lately. Last year, at the end of
the year, he was going through it.

Andy is what we call a resident stud
around here. What I mean by that, he's a

tried and true performer who's done
quite a bit of work with us.

I always find it good to pair a brand
new guy like you with one of our

established models because he'll help
show you the ropes today.

What's your ideal type of girl? What are
you most attracted to?

I like a good brunette, tattoos, and
anything with a nice chest.

Anything with a nice chest.

Do real tits matter?

It doesn't have to be real. Okay. As
long as you can grab them.

As long as you can grab them. More than
a handful, then. Yeah. And brunettes. Do

you like brunettes?

I do. Okay.

I think that the girl that Sylvia
mentioned, hopefully it's her. She's a

very hot brunette.

Big, fake titties, but she's also a
beautiful ass. Do you like ass?

Oh, absolutely.

Many girls like to fuck them in the ass?

If you say the right words.

The right words. There you go. I didn't
take notes.

Yeah.

So, all right, cool. Well, you seem
pretty chill. I like that about you.

The girl we have coming in today, she
definitely is pretty kinky.

And as I recall, she likes double
penetration. Have you ever had a three

-way before?

I've had a couple. Yeah, was it you and
a buddy and a girl, or you and two

girls?

Normally two girls.

Okay, normally. But you've done it with
another dude?

Once or twice.

Okay, all right, good.

I ask because sometimes guys get a
little weirded out.

Did you and the buddy do double
penetration on the girl, or was it just

high-five each other, Eiffel Tower,
switch it out? It was more kind of like

that. You look at each other, but you
don't touch each other too much. I got

you. All right. Cool.

Have you ever seen double penetration in
porn?

I've seen a couple of videos of them.
Okay. How do you feel about that? Do you

think you could do that?

It looks pretty fun.

Okay. All right. Cool.

You seem a little open-minded then. Some
guys get a little weirded out about

that. I like to ask before we bring the
girl in.

That way I know what your comfort level
is. I see you looking over my shoulder

here, looking at this porn a few times.

There's a reason this is playing.

And the reason it's on right now is we
like to put all of our new talents

through a little test before we bring
the female in.

And mainly it's to see how you look on
camera, but more importantly, do you

have any idea what the most important
thing for a male performer in porn is?

Any ideas?

Probably the comment.

That's number two. Now we want to see
the pop shot.

Yeah. Because girls, they can fake it
all day long, but we dudes, we can't

fake it.

But we can't do a pop shot unless
something else happens first.

Oh, getting hard.

Exactly. You ever have any trouble
getting your dick card?

Not too often. Not too often. Okay.

Well, that's why this porn is on.

If you can get naked with no girl in the
room watching this porn and get your

dick card, then I know you won't have
any trouble when we bring her in.

And since you're going to be tag teaming
her with Andy today, he's going to get

naked too. And if you can tune him out,
then you're golden.

And I know you're ready to fuck.

And then I'll go get the girl and we'll
have a great time today. How's the time?

I'm sure.

Yeah? You're so chilly. He's like so
into this. He's like, yeah, whatever.

He's made for this. I think so.

All right. Well, why don't you both
stand up? I'll stop talking to you.

Get yourselves naked.

And if you like lube, there's lube on
the table. Help yourself to that.

Oh, there you go. I've got to show it
off for Sylvia.

She gets mad if I don't have guys show
their butt.

Then you've got to show the booty.

She's watching the feed upstairs.

You can come into the set a little bit.
Don't be shy over there.

It's so much better than me. He folds
his clothes. I just do my shit.

There you go. You've got a good butt.
Any girls compliment your ass?

Not too often. Not too often?

Well, yeah. Don't be afraid of it.

All right. Turn around.

Other way. There you go.

Looking good. Why don't you guys have a
seat on the couch then?

Just watch that porn.

Ignore me. I'll be floating around with
the camera.

It's a little old school, but nothing to
hold out for.

You rise pretty quick.

There you go. Stand up. Shut that fucker
off for a sec.

Can you make it move on its own?

Okay. You do that inside her and she
goes crazy.

Call it the clit stim.

You beat Andy.

You did.

Usually Andy's like the wind blows.

He's been getting laid a lot lately. I
forgive him. Go ahead and have a seat on

the couch.

Since I know Andy's not going to have
any trouble in the long run, here's what

I'm going to do.

I'm going to run upstairs, check on our
girl, talk to Sylvia. You guys do me a

favor. Keep watching that porn.

Keep your dicks hard.

And I'll grab her, bring her down, and
we'll get started. Cool? Cool. All

right. I'll be right back, guys.

This is wild, baby.

It is pretty wild.

It's going to be actually very fun
because she's very sexy, I hear.

Really? Oh, yeah.

Well, that's exciting.

Yeah. Usually, you know, pictures are
fine, but when you see the person in

person, it's so much better.

Oh, yeah. I can feel that.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Yeah?

She ain't ready, I'll tell you that
much.

No,

I think it'll be a great time.

Oh, yeah.

Just a little.

A little time to broski.

Dog. Well, dog teaming her.

Yeah. Yeah.

Nothing better than that.

Maybe let's fist bump or high five after
three. Yeah, yeah, we can.

Do a little... Yeah,

no, I mean, that sounds pretty fun.

Yeah.

Yeah, she definitely won't see it
coming, I'll tell you that much.

Yeah, with her head down.

You guys doing okay?

Oh, yeah.

Okay, you are. I appreciate you keeping
your dicks hard.

Andy, I see you rose to the occasion. I
appreciate it.

Unfortunately, though, gents, I got some
bad news.

What do you mean?

Sylvia just informed me that she got a
call from the agent letting her know

that the girl that was booked had
canceled on us today.

It sucks.

Because, anyway, I didn't go into the
details. Sometimes this happens. I

apologize.

The bad news, the real bad news, is that
all of his other girls are booked on

other shoots today.

Which means I don't have a girl to bring
in.

I'm really pissed because I really
wanted to film something today.

That's a bummer. Yeah, it is a bummer.

And I know you were talking about money.

Sylvia, though, made a suggestion.

We could still possibly film today.

A little different than what we had
planned on, but it would require

actually the two of you to have sex with
each other.

Have you ever thought about that before?

Doing something with a dude?

Never really done it before.

Never done it. I'm asking, have you
thought about it?

I mean, I wouldn't care, per se, just
like you. I'm on the bender with Bill,

so I definitely could use a little
catch-me-up, but...

I could definitely be open to it.

You'd be open to it? The money is there,
yeah.

Well, yeah, I mean, they'll pay you to
do the scene, everything.

I could leave the porn on.

Kind of helps a little bit.

And basically we would just do kind of
what we would do if the girl was here,

but would you be willing to maybe get
fucked in?

You know what, yeah.

I mean, fuck it. Why not? We both got
to. Andy's done some kinky stuff with us

before. He's been pecked by a girl
before, all that kind of stuff.

Yeah, might as well just do it. You're
going to get it out of the way.

It's like a trooper. Yeah.

A little trooper. There you go. Well,
good. Then we can film. I mean, you guys

are already naked, so why don't we start
a little easy first. Grab the lube.

Okay.

Put a little lube on each other's hands.

Let's see how it feels. You know, grab
each other's dicks.

Try that first.

So you can get excited again. I made you
guys a little nervous. Sorry about that.

You're good.

Now you're no stranger to a dick.

Yeah?

It's a little weird.

It's not too different than touching
your... No, it's not.

What?

Don't guys know how to blow back?

You let them blow you?

Uh... Um... Sure.

Hmm.

This is a lot better than I'm used to.

Oh fuck.

Did he almost make you cum?

You got me close there.

Your dick is throbbing, dude.

Holy shit.

Andy, you're good, huh?

I'm trying.

It's pretty good.

Hell yeah.

Well, I mean... It's only fair if you
ever pay this favor.

No, um... Uh, sir?

That's amazing.

I'll never see you surprise me with this
shit, guys.

That's good.

It's pretty good, huh?

It's definitely not as hard as I thought
it would be.

I mean, it's hard, but... Want to suck
his dick some more?

Yeah, I do. Yeah,

I do.

Stand back up there.

See if Andy can get you excited again.

Don't get him too excited.

Fuck yeah, dude.

So fucking good.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Holy fuck, dude. You're not making up.

Oh fuck.

Oh yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck.

Shit, dude.

Andy!

It's not my fault.

He shot, not me.

You didn't pull away!

That's not my fault.

Andy, you're a little cum pig.

Damn. Oh, fuck.

Holy shit.

How'd that taste, Andy?

Pretty good.

How are you doing?

I'm doing pretty great.

Holy fuck, though.

But, Andy.

Yeah? I wanted to get him fucking you.

Well, I mean, it's still hard.

It's still hard? I mean, I don't know.

Fuck someone.

Yeah, you think?

Oh, shit. Come sit on the couch for a
sec.

You just fucking busted by a dude
sucking her dick.

That, duh.

Definitely new.

Yeah?

Definitely new.