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There you go. Don't drive.
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-Right, right.
-Right?
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-Can you stand on your own?
-Yeah.
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I can stand on my own.
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-Jake?
-Yeah?
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-Anything broken?
-No.
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Okay, goodnight.
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Don't drive.
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Ooh. Oh.
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Oh...
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Oh.
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Oh good. Good, good, good.
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All right, here we go.
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Wait...
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I'll just take a little nap.
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That'd be good.
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She said it would take
one hour, and that was...
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-Two and a half hours, actually.
-Three hours ago.
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-She's an underestimator.
-I'm gonna have to call...
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I called Elek Plumbing.
They open at nine.
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♪ Who wanders with the Lord ♪
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Sister Clara!
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♪ Heaven knows how to live ♪
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I know a woman
who's not that happy!
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♪ Happy the man
Who never seeks reward ♪
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Sister Clara!
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♪ Giving because
He loves to give ♪
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Sister Clara!
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-Good morning!
-Oh!
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Sister Clara.
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Okay.
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You need to tell me
what's going on.
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You said you could fix this.
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"Happy the man who
wanders with the Lord."
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No, Sister.
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Happy the woman
whose school has heat.
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Why isn't this fixed?
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Well, when I can figure out
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how to fix it,
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I'll be able
to answer that question.
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Clara,
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I have 75 teenage boys
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who are refusing to shower
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because the water's too cold.
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Do you have any idea
what 75 unshowered
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teenage boys smell like?
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They stink!
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They stink even when they shower.
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Thank you,
Sister Margaret Anthony.
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You make a valid point.
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I know.
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Can you fix this?
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Or do I have to take
extraordinary measures?
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-Pray?
-No...
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pay.
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-I need it done.
-How about this?
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I will continue
working here, and...
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you go do whatever
you have to do until then.
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But Kathleen.
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God's timing
is always perfect.
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There may be something
good that comes out of all this.
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Why don't you focus on
what that could be, hmm?
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Hmm.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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♪ Happy the man ♪
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♪ Who learns how to pray ♪
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♪ Happy the man ♪
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♪ Who has a burning goal ♪
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♪ Happy the man ♪
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♪ Whose service needs no pay ♪
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Come on. Wake up in there.
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-Let's go.
-I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
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Open the window.
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Hey man, what time is it?
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It's time for you to show me
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your license and registration.
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No, seriously.
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Buddy, I've never been
more serious in my life.
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You are a failure, Jake.
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It's as simple as that,
one big selfish failure!
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And oh, and that's the
fourth time this month
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that you've used
the exact same excuse.
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And I'm sick of it!
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-He'll be ready in just a few minutes.
-Sick of it!
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Uh, is this normal?
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When he speaks
to Jake Bauer, yeah.
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No, no, no! Don't.
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I give you a chance
when no one else will,
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and you still have some
apparent need to prove me wrong!
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I think you're just
reading way too much into it.
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I just overslept.
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Oh, good! Because you're gonna
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need all of your energy
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when you're looking
for a new job.
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Oh come on, please
don't do this to me.
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Jake, do you hear yourself
sometimes?
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Don't do this to you?
I didn't do anything to you!
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You're doing all of this
to yourself!
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You're the best employee
I've ever had, Jake.
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You can fix anything...
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but yourself, apparently!
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You're fired!
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You're fired, go!
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Go! Between employees
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who don't show up for work,
and clients who can't
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pay their bills on time,
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it's a miracle I can keep
my doors open!
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Oh, I... I read that you
have to break eye contact,
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or this could go on for months.
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Whatever it takes.
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Sister Margaret Anthony, cou...
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could you wait for me in the car?
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Are you sure? I don't mind.
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No, you're gonna
hear me say things
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that you shouldn't hear
your Mother Superior say.
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Ooh... Are you gonna swear?
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No, I'm gonna beg.
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Hey, psst. SMA...
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This engagement
is escalating quickly.
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I'm gonna need
a little cover fire.
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When you get to the car, lay down
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about 20 Hail Marys for me.
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-Roger that.
-Just...
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All right,
let's just keep this going.
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Send in the next bit of bad news.
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Sister Kathleen,
Mr. Russell will see you now.
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Oh.
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Ah, just when I thought my day
couldn't get any worse.
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So nice to see you, Mr. Russell.
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Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
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Blessed art thou among women,
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and blessed is the fruit
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of thy womb, Jesus.
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Holy Mary, mother of God.
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Pray for us sinners.
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Now and in the hour of our death.
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Amen.
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Well, how'd Mary do?
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Are they gonna fix our heater?
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Uh, that's a no.
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There will be no heater fixing
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-until there is bill paying.
-Oh...
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I guess Mary was busy elsewhere.
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Yes.
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She was probably worried
about that guy.
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Come on.
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All right, you done it.
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-It's gotta be...
-Ha.
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It's gotta be here,
come on!
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Oh no, no, no. Oh!
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Oh no! No, no, no, Hail Mary.
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Hail Mary, full of grace...
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-What?
-Are you a creeper?
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What?
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I already know
you're a drinker, I...
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smelled that
when you walked past me.
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Are you a liar?
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Cheat?
Are you wanted by the law?
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Lady, I... I don't know
what's wrong with you,
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but you have the worst
timing in the world.
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So I've been told.
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But what we're dealing
with here is God's timing.
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Totally different thing.
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I don't believe in God.
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Well, good news.
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He believes in you,
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so that's working out fine.
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Well?
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Well, what?
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Jesus said,
"The harvest is truly plentiful,
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but the laborers are few."
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Okay. You're a heater repairman,
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and according to Mr. Russell,
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the best one he's ever hired.
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Which makes you
the best one he's ever fired.
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So?
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So you're jobless,
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and I'm offering you a job.
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See?
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God's timing is always perfect.
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-Lesson over.
-Okay, uh, listen.
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Wha... You got a heating problem,
you take it up with him.
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Hmm.
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Mister Bauer.
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He won't give me any more credit.
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I don't blame him.
I owe him too much money.
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The students are cold,
and my sisters are cold.
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And we need you, Jake.
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It's as simple as that.
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I'm sorry, Sisters. I...
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I should have told him
to watch his language.
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You know, from a
grammatical standpoint,
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it's been a very
impressive oration.
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I've never actually heard that
word being used as a...
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a noun,
a... a verb, and a pronoun
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all in the same sentence.
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He's done it!
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Thank God!
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Wait a minute.
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I wouldn't do the
victory dance just yet.
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This thing, it's a monster.
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You gotta tell your maintenance
man to pay more attention to it.
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Sister Clara
does the best she can.
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Sister Clara?
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This is your job?
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I like to think of it
more as a penance
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than a job.
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Uh, English please, Sister Signe.
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Mother, the boys
are fighting again!
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-Oh.
-Oh no.
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Stay down!
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Yeah!
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Whoo!
All right, how am I looking?
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Good? Cool, come on.
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Boys! Boys, stop!
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Hey, hey, hey, you cannot fight
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in front of Jesus! Come on!
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Sorry FT, I owe you one.
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Johnny, get back here!
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Yeah!
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Boys! Boys, there's only ten
commandments,
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and you're breaking,
like, four of 'em!
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Boys, boys! Stop it!
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I said stop!
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Go ahead, go ahead.
Throw the punch.
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Knocking you into next week
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would be the perfect way
to end this crappy day.
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No! That's not gonna happen.
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Johnny, Keith, in my office!
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Now.
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The rest of you better
get back to class,
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or it's gonna be liver for dinner
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seven nights
a week until Christmas!
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Yes?
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I like liver.
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Duly noted.
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Seth, go back to your classroom.
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Thank you.
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Sisters...
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brothers.
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Please make sure everyone's
where they need to be.
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Gentlemen, what are you
doing starting fights like that?
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Huh? And you.
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What are you doing, huh?
Why are you doing that?
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You know better than that.
You're supposed to be...
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-Hey, can I ask you a question?
-But you think...
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How do you do it?
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I'm sorry, what did you say?
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No, I'm just asking,
how do you put up
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with these wacky nuns?
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I mean, look at her.
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She's in here lecturing
these kids like it's 1965.
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Every boy is here for a reason.
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They're lucky
she cares so deeply.
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Right, of course.
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Uh, hey, you know
what I'm gonna do?
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I am gonna give you
my phone number,
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and I'm gonna tell you why.
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Because...
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I think you probably
have some great nun stories,
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so why don't you give me a call.
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I'll take you to a nice dinner,
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and then you and I
can have some laughs.
265
00:15:47,695 --> 00:15:49,130
What do you say?
266
00:15:49,391 --> 00:15:51,739
-Yes, Sister.
-Yes, Sister.
267
00:15:56,391 --> 00:15:58,260
Oh, yeah right. Right.
268
00:16:02,347 --> 00:16:03,608
Now, where were we?
269
00:16:04,434 --> 00:16:05,604
Rebecca, could you please
270
00:16:05,608 --> 00:16:06,739
send mister Bauer in?
271
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:08,391
She's ready for you.
272
00:16:11,086 --> 00:16:12,956
Look at me, I'm in trouble.
273
00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:15,450
I got
called into the principal's office.
274
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,391
Hey, hey. Seriously.
275
00:16:17,739 --> 00:16:18,739
Call me later.
276
00:16:21,913 --> 00:16:25,043
Hey.
That secretary of yours is...
277
00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:26,652
wow.
278
00:16:27,173 --> 00:16:28,173
Wow?
279
00:16:28,434 --> 00:16:30,173
Yeah, hey, no offense...
280
00:16:30,347 --> 00:16:32,304
Uh, before you say anything else,
281
00:16:32,478 --> 00:16:34,391
it... it's been my experience
that when someone
282
00:16:34,565 --> 00:16:36,445
starts a sentence
with the phrase, "No offense,"
283
00:16:36,521 --> 00:16:37,909
the very next thing out
of their mouth
284
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,347
is extremely offensive.
285
00:16:39,521 --> 00:16:41,260
No, what I'm saying
is you're a nun, right?
286
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:44,434
So you would have
no idea how hot she is.
287
00:16:44,608 --> 00:16:47,173
Actually, uh, I am not a nun.
288
00:16:47,652 --> 00:16:48,913
Nuns are cloistered.
289
00:16:49,086 --> 00:16:50,782
I am a religious sister.
290
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:52,695
Nor am I blind.
291
00:16:52,869 --> 00:16:54,260
Then you can see how
292
00:16:54,434 --> 00:16:56,000
great-looking she is
in that skirt.
293
00:16:57,043 --> 00:16:58,739
You should see her in her habit.
294
00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:03,608
Uh, what?
295
00:17:03,913 --> 00:17:06,521
No... no witty response,
mister Bauer?
296
00:17:06,695 --> 00:17:08,387
-Wait, what?
-Cat got your tongue?
297
00:17:08,391 --> 00:17:09,869
Yeah, I know. I know.
298
00:17:10,043 --> 00:17:11,865
It's hard to imagine
such a... a beautiful woman
299
00:17:11,869 --> 00:17:13,782
would throw
her life away like that.
300
00:17:13,956 --> 00:17:15,652
I mean, dedicating
the entirety of it...
301
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,434
helping the poor
and such,
302
00:17:17,608 --> 00:17:18,956
it must seem like such a waste
303
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:21,869
to a man of your
extraordinary sensibilities.
304
00:17:23,565 --> 00:17:24,608
-I'm...
-Embarrassed?
305
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:25,739
-No, I'm...
-Regretful?
306
00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:28,782
Sorry, okay? I'm... I'm sorry.
307
00:17:29,217 --> 00:17:31,347
You can take that up
with Sister Rebecca.
308
00:17:31,521 --> 00:17:32,521
In the meantime,
309
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,739
we are grateful for...
310
00:17:35,956 --> 00:17:37,434
All of your help today.
311
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:39,086
-Huh?
-Hmm.
312
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,521
Oh, the... Yeah. Look, hey.
313
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:44,347
You get those knuckleheads
to play some football.
314
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,782
That'll burn some of the
testosterone off of them.
315
00:17:46,956 --> 00:17:49,391
We're hard
pressed to keep the heat on.
316
00:17:50,086 --> 00:17:52,217
Sports is a luxury
we can't afford.
317
00:17:54,043 --> 00:17:55,648
I mean, hey, look,
I don't know what to tell you,
318
00:17:55,652 --> 00:17:57,256
but you know, kids that
age, without something
319
00:17:57,260 --> 00:17:59,782
to distract them,
they're gonna find trouble.
320
00:18:00,608 --> 00:18:02,260
Hm. You're right.
321
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:06,565
You wanna escape, do you?
322
00:18:06,782 --> 00:18:08,217
Yes.
323
00:18:08,869 --> 00:18:10,869
That door leads to the hallway.
324
00:18:11,043 --> 00:18:12,608
Oh, uh.
325
00:18:12,782 --> 00:18:14,782
You can apologize
to Sister Rebecca,
326
00:18:14,956 --> 00:18:16,304
if... if you ever see her again.
327
00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:18,173
-Okay, okay.
-Hey.
328
00:18:19,173 --> 00:18:20,565
Good luck, mister Bauer.
329
00:18:20,869 --> 00:18:22,608
Thank you. Wait, was it, Sister?
330
00:18:22,913 --> 00:18:24,260
Uh, yeah, Sister's fine.
331
00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:26,434
-Sister. Okay, thanks.
-You're welcome.
332
00:18:30,826 --> 00:18:31,913
-Kathy?
-Yes?
333
00:18:32,086 --> 00:18:33,608
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.
334
00:18:33,782 --> 00:18:35,869
That Jake, he's, uh,
quite a character.
335
00:18:37,434 --> 00:18:39,043
But in the end,
he was actually...
336
00:18:39,782 --> 00:18:41,000
Nicer?
337
00:18:41,173 --> 00:18:42,565
I was gonna say less of a jerk,
338
00:18:42,739 --> 00:18:44,739
but I like your version
better.
339
00:18:44,913 --> 00:18:46,043
You know,
340
00:18:46,217 --> 00:18:47,434
a man with no purpose
341
00:18:48,173 --> 00:18:50,000
is just as lost as these kids.
342
00:18:50,869 --> 00:18:51,956
He leave you a souvenir?
343
00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:53,652
-Yeah.
-Oh!
344
00:18:54,652 --> 00:18:56,130
Oh, if I had a dollar
345
00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:57,865
for every man
that gave you his phone number,
346
00:18:57,869 --> 00:18:59,749
I'd never have to worry
about fundraising again.
347
00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:01,652
She's here.
348
00:19:01,826 --> 00:19:03,146
You lie.
349
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:05,086
See for yourself,
she's in the library.
350
00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:06,869
-Please bring the thing!
-Okay!
351
00:19:07,956 --> 00:19:09,434
Ah!
352
00:19:09,826 --> 00:19:11,000
Veronica!
353
00:19:11,826 --> 00:19:13,086
Mother Superior.
354
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,000
Oh, forgive me, I didn't
355
00:19:15,173 --> 00:19:16,478
realize I was meeting you today.
356
00:19:16,652 --> 00:19:19,043
I would have ironed
my veil, or, um...
357
00:19:19,217 --> 00:19:20,695
-I'm sorry.
-Oh no, honey.
358
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,304
You're... you're perfect.
359
00:19:22,478 --> 00:19:23,739
There's no need for that.
360
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,608
We're very informal here.
361
00:19:25,782 --> 00:19:27,822
You don't even have to wear
the habit. It's up to you.
362
00:19:27,826 --> 00:19:29,130
Thank you, Mother Superior,
363
00:19:29,304 --> 00:19:31,347
but I...
I like wearing the habit.
364
00:19:31,521 --> 00:19:33,434
I love it, actually
365
00:19:33,608 --> 00:19:36,565
I'd feel, I don't know,
undressed without it.
366
00:19:36,739 --> 00:19:38,608
Oh, well whatever
makes you comfortable.
367
00:19:38,782 --> 00:19:40,869
Uh, Sister Rebecca here
doesn't always wear it,
368
00:19:41,043 --> 00:19:44,217
and some of our sisters
do, and some do sort of.
369
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:45,913
But I'm like you.
370
00:19:46,086 --> 00:19:47,347
I think it's who I am.
371
00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:50,043
And it scares the boys a little,
I hope.
372
00:19:50,217 --> 00:19:51,735
Anyway, um...
373
00:19:51,739 --> 00:19:53,347
as is tradition in our order,
374
00:19:53,521 --> 00:19:55,130
we try to find the perfect
375
00:19:55,304 --> 00:19:57,000
welcome gift for our new novice.
376
00:19:57,173 --> 00:19:59,217
You are very special to us,
377
00:19:59,391 --> 00:20:02,130
as we have been praying
for a music program.
378
00:20:02,608 --> 00:20:05,260
Every night for five years.
379
00:20:05,434 --> 00:20:07,082
And you finally are the answer
380
00:20:07,086 --> 00:20:08,565
to those prayers.
381
00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:22,304
I found this at a yard
sale when I was a child,
382
00:20:22,478 --> 00:20:23,913
and I had to have it.
383
00:20:24,086 --> 00:20:25,695
I think it cost all of 25 cents,
384
00:20:25,869 --> 00:20:27,086
but to me,
385
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,304
it was priceless. Wind it up.
386
00:20:36,391 --> 00:20:38,043
"Make Me a Channel
of Your Peace."
387
00:20:38,565 --> 00:20:41,000
Sister, this is one
of my favorite hymns.
388
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,956
Oh... Mine too.
389
00:20:43,521 --> 00:20:46,086
I must have listened
to it 1000 times.
390
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,500
But it wasn't until years later
391
00:20:47,608 --> 00:20:49,130
when I finally heard the message,
392
00:20:49,304 --> 00:20:50,565
and the calling.
393
00:20:51,086 --> 00:20:52,652
But you, my dear,
394
00:20:52,826 --> 00:20:54,304
you've already heard that call,
395
00:20:54,956 --> 00:20:57,217
and we're so...
so blessed to have you.
396
00:20:57,391 --> 00:20:59,260
Welcome to Mary Immaculate.
397
00:21:05,043 --> 00:21:06,260
Good evening.
398
00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:11,260
-Evening, sir. For one?
-I... I'm good, I'm good.
399
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,043
Hello.
400
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,000
This section is closed.
401
00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:18,304
Bull, the entire
restaurant's open.
402
00:21:19,434 --> 00:21:22,000
You see that sign?
I can just refuse you service.
403
00:21:22,173 --> 00:21:24,086
Right, and if you did,
here's what would happen.
404
00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:26,434
You would miss out
on a hefty tip.
405
00:21:26,608 --> 00:21:27,608
Got a little extra money.
406
00:21:27,782 --> 00:21:30,217
I was up at Mary Immaculate.
407
00:21:30,391 --> 00:21:32,043
What'd you do, rob the poor box?
408
00:21:32,217 --> 00:21:33,822
Look, I don't want any
of your drama, okay?
409
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:36,434
You were so drunk
last time you were here,
410
00:21:36,608 --> 00:21:37,913
you were an embarrassment.
411
00:21:38,086 --> 00:21:39,652
Just go sit somewhere else.
412
00:21:39,826 --> 00:21:41,347
I'm not. I'm not moving.
413
00:21:41,652 --> 00:21:42,826
I'm not moving from this spot
414
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,869
until I get my dinner.
415
00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:47,391
You're killing me.
416
00:21:47,565 --> 00:21:48,782
What do you want?
417
00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:52,260
Tonight, I want a hamburger.
418
00:21:52,434 --> 00:21:53,608
A big hamburger. You know,
419
00:21:53,782 --> 00:21:55,222
one of those
hamburgers that's so big
420
00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:56,667
that it has to have its own name.
421
00:21:56,826 --> 00:21:58,173
And I want everything on it
422
00:21:58,347 --> 00:22:00,347
except mustard,
because I hate mustard.
423
00:22:04,869 --> 00:22:06,478
Hey Frankie,
rush this, will you?
424
00:22:15,521 --> 00:22:16,478
So how is everything?
425
00:22:18,913 --> 00:22:20,393
I don't wanna
discuss my personal life
426
00:22:20,478 --> 00:22:21,695
with someone like you.
427
00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:30,217
I'm sorry.
428
00:22:30,608 --> 00:22:33,173
All right? I'm sorry
that I was a little drunk
429
00:22:33,347 --> 00:22:34,869
last time I was here.
430
00:22:35,347 --> 00:22:36,608
A little drunk?
431
00:22:36,782 --> 00:22:39,260
That's the understatement
of the year.
432
00:22:39,913 --> 00:22:41,173
Charley, order up!
433
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,080
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa,
wait a minute. Wait a minute.
434
00:22:47,217 --> 00:22:48,391
I ordered a hamburger.
435
00:22:49,173 --> 00:22:50,391
Really?
436
00:22:50,565 --> 00:22:51,826
Wow, look at that.
437
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,652
Life isn't fair after all.
438
00:23:13,086 --> 00:23:15,434
Here you go, Seth!
Whoo!
439
00:23:15,608 --> 00:23:16,782
-Pretty good!
-Nice!
440
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,200
Maybe you missed your calling.
441
00:23:18,347 --> 00:23:20,391
Oh heavens, I hope not.
442
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,826
One midlife crisis
is enough for anyone.
443
00:23:23,347 --> 00:23:25,260
-Afraid you're stuck with me.
-Oh.
444
00:23:25,826 --> 00:23:27,739
Ah, so. Question.
445
00:23:28,217 --> 00:23:29,956
Do you two
know anything about football?
446
00:23:30,391 --> 00:23:31,304
Betting? Yes.
447
00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:33,000
Playing? Hmm, no.
448
00:23:36,043 --> 00:23:38,521
It was before.
I mean, nothing recent.
449
00:23:38,913 --> 00:23:40,347
That would be a sin, right?
450
00:23:41,478 --> 00:23:42,565
Gambling.
451
00:23:43,043 --> 00:23:44,173
I'm gonna look into that.
452
00:23:44,565 --> 00:23:45,521
I'm your guy.
453
00:23:46,304 --> 00:23:48,130
-Great.
-If you wanna start a chess team.
454
00:23:49,217 --> 00:23:51,260
Now football, not so much.
455
00:23:51,652 --> 00:23:52,695
Why are you asking?
456
00:23:52,869 --> 00:23:54,956
Well, it's come to my attention
457
00:23:55,130 --> 00:23:57,565
that, uh,
maybe an organized sport
458
00:23:57,739 --> 00:23:59,130
would be good for the boys.
459
00:24:00,347 --> 00:24:01,608
Okay, all right.
460
00:24:01,782 --> 00:24:03,222
If you want us to,
we'll try. I mean,
461
00:24:03,434 --> 00:24:05,043
-we'll figure it out.
-Sure.
462
00:24:05,391 --> 00:24:06,956
Really, it's a lot like chess.
463
00:24:07,130 --> 00:24:09,565
As far as I can tell,
it's a game of logic,
464
00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:11,304
patience, and manners.
465
00:24:11,652 --> 00:24:14,217
Kill him!
466
00:24:15,173 --> 00:24:16,493
Sanchez drops back.
467
00:24:16,565 --> 00:24:19,043
Now? Now you're gonna throw it?
468
00:24:19,217 --> 00:24:21,173
Do it, just do it!
469
00:24:21,347 --> 00:24:22,952
Sanchez
scrambles, can he throw it?
470
00:24:22,956 --> 00:24:24,076
He can't! Oh, it's a fumble!
471
00:24:24,173 --> 00:24:25,608
McCoy kicked the ball out.
472
00:24:25,782 --> 00:24:26,822
It's a wild struggle.
Looks like...
473
00:24:26,826 --> 00:24:28,260
I told you, every time.
474
00:24:28,434 --> 00:24:30,260
He holds it like he's waiting
for a bus.
475
00:24:30,434 --> 00:24:31,869
He just holds it in the pocket
476
00:24:32,043 --> 00:24:34,695
against his defense
every single time.
477
00:24:34,869 --> 00:24:36,043
Rhonda, my darling.
478
00:24:36,217 --> 00:24:37,478
A round for everybody.
479
00:24:37,652 --> 00:24:39,565
Get the Beast,
get Irish Bobby here,
480
00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:42,565
the Big John, get
Shizzy, get the Crusher.
481
00:24:42,739 --> 00:24:43,956
Don't mind if I do.
482
00:24:44,130 --> 00:24:45,260
Oh, I can get used to this.
483
00:24:45,434 --> 00:24:46,695
Oh, that's great.
484
00:24:47,173 --> 00:24:50,391
Nice. No! Look, look!
485
00:24:50,565 --> 00:24:52,217
What?
486
00:25:26,478 --> 00:25:27,826
Hell...
487
00:25:32,391 --> 00:25:33,913
Hello?
488
00:25:34,086 --> 00:25:35,652
Uh, good morning, mister Bauer.
489
00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:38,173
I... I hope I'm not
calling too early.
490
00:25:38,347 --> 00:25:40,826
It... It seems we need you again.
491
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,217
And luckily, I filed your
number someplace handy.
492
00:26:01,521 --> 00:26:02,826
Mister Bauer!
493
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,565
I'm gonna turn
the water on now, okay?
494
00:26:05,739 --> 00:26:07,659
What? No, wait, Sister,
I'm not ready yet!
495
00:26:13,173 --> 00:26:14,608
Sister!
496
00:26:15,521 --> 00:26:17,478
Sisters, I have
more paper towels.
497
00:26:17,652 --> 00:26:19,260
Thank you, Sister.
Just put it there.
498
00:26:19,434 --> 00:26:20,561
-Thank you, Sister.
-Now look,
499
00:26:20,565 --> 00:26:21,645
I wanna tell you something.
500
00:26:21,739 --> 00:26:22,739
These lead pipes are
501
00:26:22,913 --> 00:26:24,130
always gonna give you hell.
502
00:26:25,173 --> 00:26:27,043
Heck.
503
00:26:27,217 --> 00:26:28,478
Trouble, whatever, whatever.
504
00:26:28,652 --> 00:26:30,043
Look, I got a question for you.
505
00:26:30,217 --> 00:26:31,652
You got an all-boys school here.
506
00:26:31,826 --> 00:26:34,347
Why do you have to open
up this girl's bathroom?
507
00:26:34,521 --> 00:26:36,869
Because Sister Kathleen
asked us to.
508
00:26:37,086 --> 00:26:38,434
And she said it was important.
509
00:26:38,608 --> 00:26:39,956
And we're obedient.
510
00:26:40,478 --> 00:26:43,000
-Oh. Thank you.
-You're welcome.
511
00:26:43,869 --> 00:26:45,826
Oh, it's a special project,
mister Bauer.
512
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,956
Uh, something has come
up, and I'm just trying
513
00:26:48,130 --> 00:26:49,565
to find the appropriate solution.
514
00:26:49,739 --> 00:26:51,913
Well, I'm gonna
tell you this right now.
515
00:26:52,086 --> 00:26:53,869
If you're gonna really use
this toilet,
516
00:26:54,043 --> 00:26:56,283
you're gonna have to repipe
the entire thing with copper,
517
00:26:56,347 --> 00:26:57,747
and you're very lucky
the storm line
518
00:26:57,913 --> 00:26:59,826
-did not blow.
-Amen, brother.
519
00:27:00,304 --> 00:27:01,782
That's all something you can do?
520
00:27:02,260 --> 00:27:03,478
I can do anything.
521
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,173
May I show you something?
522
00:27:17,478 --> 00:27:20,043
Clearly, we need help here.
523
00:27:21,869 --> 00:27:23,949
I don't have a lot of money,
but I... I could pay you
524
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:26,173
a livable wage,
525
00:27:26,434 --> 00:27:29,260
that is if you would
consider living here
526
00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,478
in lieu of some of that wage
527
00:27:32,391 --> 00:27:33,565
that I don't have.
528
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,043
What is this, where
you send the bad nuns?
529
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,130
A, number one, there
are no bad religious sisters
530
00:27:42,304 --> 00:27:44,869
in my order, and B, number two,
531
00:27:45,043 --> 00:27:46,782
it used to belong to
the former caretaker.
532
00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:49,086
Yeah. What, did he quit on ya?
533
00:27:49,652 --> 00:27:51,043
No, died.
534
00:27:51,565 --> 00:27:53,126
Right where you're
sitting, as a matter of fact.
535
00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:55,043
What? Come on!
536
00:27:56,304 --> 00:27:57,782
Why are you doing this?
537
00:27:57,956 --> 00:27:59,217
Doing what?
538
00:27:59,869 --> 00:28:02,086
You know exactly
what you're doing.
539
00:28:03,739 --> 00:28:05,565
Jesus said, "Whatsoever you do"
540
00:28:05,739 --> 00:28:07,082
-to the least of my brothers..."
-Wait a minute,
541
00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:08,213
hold on.
542
00:28:08,217 --> 00:28:10,000
I don't need your charity,
543
00:28:10,173 --> 00:28:11,521
or your Jesus quotes.
544
00:28:16,086 --> 00:28:18,173
You know where I'd
like to live, mister Bauer?
545
00:28:18,347 --> 00:28:19,652
Anywhere but this dump?
546
00:28:21,086 --> 00:28:22,434
I'd like to live in a world
547
00:28:22,608 --> 00:28:24,478
where doing
the right thing is a given,
548
00:28:25,478 --> 00:28:28,000
and not second guess
by sinning, such as yourself.
549
00:28:30,913 --> 00:28:32,391
Okay, fine.
550
00:28:32,565 --> 00:28:33,822
You need a reason for
me to be nice to you?
551
00:28:33,826 --> 00:28:34,869
How about this?
552
00:28:35,043 --> 00:28:36,695
If something goes wrong,
553
00:28:36,869 --> 00:28:38,173
it would be easier for me
554
00:28:38,347 --> 00:28:40,260
if you were
already on the premises.
555
00:28:42,913 --> 00:28:44,213
I don't know what to tell you.
You know, the place
556
00:28:44,217 --> 00:28:45,782
that I live now,
I mean,
557
00:28:45,956 --> 00:28:47,996
-I've been there a long time.
-Hm.
558
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:50,217
I am one
of their favorite tenants.
559
00:28:50,391 --> 00:28:52,695
I don't doubt that.
560
00:28:54,695 --> 00:28:55,913
Okay.
561
00:28:56,086 --> 00:28:58,000
I'll ask 'em
if I can break my lease.
562
00:28:58,173 --> 00:28:59,391
Oh, ooh.
563
00:28:59,913 --> 00:29:02,304
Uh, of course, there are rules.
564
00:29:02,565 --> 00:29:04,130
Made to be broken.
565
00:29:04,695 --> 00:29:06,043
Do you wanna know a secret?
566
00:29:07,478 --> 00:29:09,913
When we take
our final vows as sisters,
567
00:29:10,086 --> 00:29:12,695
we get to pick one superpower.
568
00:29:13,565 --> 00:29:15,765
Now, some sisters choose
eyes in the back of their head.
569
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,391
Others can read minds.
570
00:29:17,565 --> 00:29:19,695
But me, I chose
the hearing of a bat.
571
00:29:19,869 --> 00:29:21,347
I hear everything. So,
572
00:29:21,521 --> 00:29:24,347
no, these rules were
not made to be broken.
573
00:29:24,565 --> 00:29:25,765
They were made to be followed,
574
00:29:25,826 --> 00:29:27,130
like the Ten Commandments.
575
00:29:27,304 --> 00:29:28,739
While you are on these premises,
576
00:29:28,956 --> 00:29:30,756
there's to be no drugs,
no alcohol,
577
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,913
absolutely no hanky-panky.
578
00:29:33,782 --> 00:29:35,043
No fun.
579
00:29:35,347 --> 00:29:36,695
Welcome to my life.
580
00:29:39,130 --> 00:29:41,869
Oh, uh, and uh,
we decided that you were right,
581
00:29:42,043 --> 00:29:43,430
and the football team
is a good idea, so
582
00:29:43,434 --> 00:29:44,634
maybe you could get that going
583
00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:45,819
with the brothers too, huh?
584
00:29:46,304 --> 00:29:48,260
I don't know
nothing about football.
585
00:29:52,217 --> 00:29:54,391
Two weeks ago,
you're Knute Rockne,
586
00:29:54,565 --> 00:29:57,478
and today, you know
nothing about football?
587
00:29:57,739 --> 00:29:58,826
Okay, listen.
588
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,217
If you want a caretaker,
589
00:30:00,391 --> 00:30:02,782
I'll be your caretaker, fine.
590
00:30:02,956 --> 00:30:04,869
But I am not coaching
a football team.
591
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:14,782
Are you sure that's right?
592
00:30:16,739 --> 00:30:18,130
Uh, gentlemen?
593
00:30:18,304 --> 00:30:19,869
You remember mister Bauer?
594
00:30:20,391 --> 00:30:22,869
He is now joining us as
our new maintenance man.
595
00:30:23,043 --> 00:30:24,683
Could you please
give him the nickel tour?
596
00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:25,869
I'm needed elsewhere.
597
00:30:26,086 --> 00:30:27,304
Of course, Sister.
598
00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:29,000
Thank you.
599
00:30:31,608 --> 00:30:33,517
Oh, Sister
Kathleen. May I speak with you?
600
00:30:33,521 --> 00:30:34,865
How can
I help, Sister Margaret?
601
00:30:34,869 --> 00:30:35,913
Hey.
602
00:30:37,043 --> 00:30:38,217
You got 12 players there.
603
00:30:38,391 --> 00:30:39,608
You can only have 11.
604
00:30:41,304 --> 00:30:42,260
You sure?
605
00:30:42,695 --> 00:30:43,956
Pretty sure.
606
00:30:49,130 --> 00:30:50,913
Hugs or kisses?
607
00:30:51,086 --> 00:30:53,304
What?
608
00:30:53,782 --> 00:30:55,652
Hugs or kisses?
609
00:30:57,652 --> 00:30:59,043
Um. Um.
610
00:30:59,826 --> 00:31:01,608
Hug? Wait, what?
611
00:31:01,782 --> 00:31:04,391
No. The... Offense!
612
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,391
There's a...
On the end, the zero on the end.
613
00:31:08,565 --> 00:31:09,652
Erase it.
614
00:31:12,434 --> 00:31:14,782
Oh yeah! That is so much better!
615
00:31:15,478 --> 00:31:16,913
What would you like to see first?
616
00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:19,130
The exit?
617
00:31:20,391 --> 00:31:22,043
This is our library.
618
00:31:24,086 --> 00:31:25,526
Hello, Mister Bauer.
619
00:31:26,913 --> 00:31:28,782
FT!
620
00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:32,434
-Fathers. Pardon me.
-How's it going?
621
00:31:32,608 --> 00:31:34,648
-FT, you're the man!
-I'm gonna get that paper tomorrow, FT!
622
00:31:34,652 --> 00:31:36,000
Yeah, you better!
623
00:31:37,130 --> 00:31:38,869
Hey, can I ask you a question?
624
00:31:39,043 --> 00:31:40,826
No, this is not a dress.
625
00:31:41,434 --> 00:31:43,086
-Wait, what?
-I'm just kidding.
626
00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:44,940
Go ahead, ask away.
627
00:31:44,956 --> 00:31:46,430
Well, why do you
let these little jerks
628
00:31:46,434 --> 00:31:47,652
insult you like that?
629
00:31:47,826 --> 00:31:49,695
What do you... What do you mean?
630
00:31:49,869 --> 00:31:52,086
Well, what are they calling you?
They're calling you...
631
00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:53,869
-Fatty?
-Fatty?
632
00:31:54,391 --> 00:31:55,739
Oh!
633
00:31:55,913 --> 00:31:57,173
You don't understand.
634
00:31:57,347 --> 00:31:58,782
I'm Father Anthony Michael,
635
00:31:58,956 --> 00:32:00,739
and he's Father Michael Anthony.
636
00:32:01,347 --> 00:32:03,086
It was very confusing at first.
637
00:32:03,260 --> 00:32:04,652
I teach English lit.
638
00:32:04,956 --> 00:32:06,565
We were studying Robin Hood,
639
00:32:06,739 --> 00:32:08,819
and one year, the boys
started to call me Friar Tuck.
640
00:32:09,565 --> 00:32:10,695
Like in the book.
641
00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:12,478
-Like in the book?
-Mm-hmm.
642
00:32:12,782 --> 00:32:14,565
So that nickname stuck,
643
00:32:14,739 --> 00:32:17,434
and of course,
kids are incredibly lazy,
644
00:32:17,608 --> 00:32:18,869
so they shortened it.
645
00:32:19,043 --> 00:32:21,304
Friar Tuck, FT.
646
00:32:24,956 --> 00:32:26,000
Wait a minute. You...
647
00:32:26,173 --> 00:32:27,826
You guys
are putting me on, right?
648
00:32:29,826 --> 00:32:31,173
Chapel's this way.
649
00:32:41,304 --> 00:32:42,704
Gorgeous, isn't it?
650
00:32:43,217 --> 00:32:44,347
Yeah, I guess so.
651
00:32:44,956 --> 00:32:46,565
Can't you feel the
presence of God here?
652
00:32:47,260 --> 00:32:50,000
Uh, you know,
God's not really my deal.
653
00:32:51,043 --> 00:32:52,304
That's sad.
654
00:32:53,086 --> 00:32:55,739
Listen, um, I'm not just
another pretty face.
655
00:32:56,260 --> 00:32:58,391
I have a degree
in world religion, and...
656
00:32:58,565 --> 00:32:59,956
a few others, so...
657
00:33:00,130 --> 00:33:01,770
talk to me when
you wanna learn about God.
658
00:33:02,086 --> 00:33:03,826
Or medieval fashion choices.
659
00:33:06,521 --> 00:33:07,739
You guys.
660
00:33:11,173 --> 00:33:12,217
I get it.
661
00:33:13,695 --> 00:33:16,130
For guys like you,
a place like this,
662
00:33:16,782 --> 00:33:19,913
yeah, I mean, I guess
maybe you could feel God.
663
00:33:21,608 --> 00:33:23,000
But I got bad news for you.
664
00:33:23,739 --> 00:33:26,347
For the rest of us slobs
out there in the real world,
665
00:33:27,391 --> 00:33:29,000
He ain't never around
when you need him.
666
00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:50,304
What is so funny?
667
00:33:50,478 --> 00:33:53,000
Oh, did I forget to
mention that he's here?
668
00:33:53,173 --> 00:33:55,086
Well, he didn't think
you were here,
669
00:33:55,260 --> 00:33:56,347
but don't worry.
670
00:33:56,521 --> 00:33:57,826
I told him you'd be right back.
671
00:33:58,391 --> 00:33:59,652
Funny, girls.
672
00:33:59,826 --> 00:34:01,000
Really, very funny.
673
00:34:04,869 --> 00:34:06,869
-Talk to me.
-So, guess what?
674
00:34:07,043 --> 00:34:08,478
-I got a new job, I...
-I...
675
00:34:08,652 --> 00:34:10,304
don't really mean, "Talk to me."
676
00:34:10,478 --> 00:34:12,521
I mean, "What do you wanna eat?"
677
00:34:12,913 --> 00:34:14,434
No, I'm gonna work up
at that school,
678
00:34:14,608 --> 00:34:16,408
-that Mary Immaculate...
-Your order
679
00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:18,608
-please.
-All right, um...
680
00:34:18,826 --> 00:34:21,739
How about a... a hot dog today,
no mustard.
681
00:34:22,130 --> 00:34:23,970
Anyway, that place...
those... they're crazy...
682
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,739
Look, I seriously
have no interest in your life.
683
00:34:26,913 --> 00:34:30,217
I just wanna get you your
food so you can leave
684
00:34:30,391 --> 00:34:31,782
-forever.
-Is there a problem here?
685
00:34:32,347 --> 00:34:33,391
Uh...
686
00:34:33,565 --> 00:34:34,695
No, Clark Kent.
687
00:34:34,869 --> 00:34:35,869
There's no problem here.
688
00:34:36,043 --> 00:34:37,608
I'm having a simple conversation
689
00:34:37,782 --> 00:34:39,173
with this waitress.
690
00:34:39,347 --> 00:34:40,648
Well, I happened to
notice that every time
691
00:34:40,652 --> 00:34:42,304
you talk to her, she gets...
692
00:34:42,478 --> 00:34:43,739
agitated.
693
00:34:44,478 --> 00:34:45,695
Thank you, Brian.
694
00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:47,869
Think I can handle him.
695
00:34:50,391 --> 00:34:51,991
Let me know
if you need anything.
696
00:34:52,434 --> 00:34:53,391
Oh, and Brian?
697
00:34:54,739 --> 00:34:56,913
Could you tell Frank
to rush this?
698
00:34:58,608 --> 00:34:59,782
Brian.
699
00:34:59,956 --> 00:35:01,434
Of course his name is Brian.
700
00:35:01,739 --> 00:35:03,391
I think Brian likes you.
701
00:35:03,913 --> 00:35:04,913
Why me?
702
00:35:05,086 --> 00:35:06,739
Okay, why do you torture me?
703
00:35:06,956 --> 00:35:08,300
Well, I don't really
have any other friends.
704
00:35:08,304 --> 00:35:09,956
Other friends?
705
00:35:10,130 --> 00:35:12,260
Don't say other friends, okay?
706
00:35:12,434 --> 00:35:14,000
I am not your friend.
707
00:35:14,173 --> 00:35:17,391
I am merely just a
waitress that you torment.
708
00:35:17,956 --> 00:35:19,217
That is all that connects us,
709
00:35:19,391 --> 00:35:21,304
and will ever connect us.
710
00:35:21,521 --> 00:35:23,869
You know what? Have you heard
about the new restaurant
711
00:35:24,043 --> 00:35:25,478
that opened up across town?
712
00:35:25,652 --> 00:35:26,695
It's wonderful.
713
00:35:26,869 --> 00:35:28,695
I've been, okay?
What I'm gonna do
714
00:35:28,869 --> 00:35:30,389
is I'm gonna get you
a gift certificate
715
00:35:30,521 --> 00:35:32,565
if you promise to never,
716
00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:35,304
ever come back here again.
717
00:35:36,826 --> 00:35:37,956
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
718
00:35:38,130 --> 00:35:39,347
Oh. Hey, hey buddy.
719
00:35:39,521 --> 00:35:41,043
I ordered a hot dog.
720
00:35:48,173 --> 00:35:51,652
♪ Shepherds, why this jubilee ♪
721
00:35:52,086 --> 00:35:55,956
♪ Why these songs
Of happy cheer ♪
722
00:35:56,217 --> 00:35:59,956
♪ What great brightness
Did you see ♪
723
00:36:00,347 --> 00:36:04,000
♪ What glad tidings
Did you hear ♪
724
00:36:04,173 --> 00:36:04,973
♪ Gloria ♪
725
00:36:12,434 --> 00:36:14,173
♪ In excelsis deo ♪
726
00:36:14,347 --> 00:36:16,652
Oh!
727
00:36:16,826 --> 00:36:21,043
♪ Gloria ♪
728
00:36:21,217 --> 00:36:23,130
-Sister.
-I'm awake!
729
00:36:24,130 --> 00:36:25,347
Sister, have a cookie.
730
00:36:25,826 --> 00:36:26,956
It'll keep you awake.
731
00:36:27,521 --> 00:36:29,478
Three, two...
732
00:36:30,391 --> 00:36:31,391
one.
733
00:36:31,782 --> 00:36:35,347
♪ Come to Bethlehem and see ♪
734
00:36:35,521 --> 00:36:38,739
♪ Him whose birth
Made the angels sing ♪
735
00:36:38,913 --> 00:36:39,826
Merry Christmas.
736
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,304
Oh, merry Christmas.
737
00:36:41,478 --> 00:36:43,739
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas!
738
00:36:43,913 --> 00:36:45,521
Merry Christmas!
739
00:36:45,695 --> 00:36:47,739
♪ Christ, the Lord
The newborn king ♪
740
00:36:47,913 --> 00:36:54,000
♪ Gloria ♪
741
00:36:56,478 --> 00:37:00,391
♪ In excelsis deo ♪
742
00:37:00,565 --> 00:37:01,365
♪ Gloria ♪
743
00:37:09,086 --> 00:37:16,869
♪ In excelsis deo ♪
744
00:37:25,304 --> 00:37:27,826
Ah, looking good, Mr. B.
745
00:37:30,043 --> 00:37:31,347
"The same measure that you use,
746
00:37:31,521 --> 00:37:33,130
it will be measured
back to you."
747
00:37:33,782 --> 00:37:34,869
Jesus.
748
00:37:36,565 --> 00:37:39,217
"You got time to lean,
you got time to clean."
749
00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:40,434
My old man.
750
00:37:40,608 --> 00:37:42,434
Mm.
751
00:37:51,913 --> 00:37:55,260
So, how long are you
gonna let these boys struggle
752
00:37:55,434 --> 00:37:56,608
before you help them?
753
00:37:58,652 --> 00:38:00,782
I told you, I don't know
nothing about football.
754
00:38:01,652 --> 00:38:02,869
Big guy like you?
755
00:38:03,260 --> 00:38:04,820
You didn't play
football in high school?
756
00:38:05,086 --> 00:38:06,086
N-O spells no.
757
00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:07,782
How many times I gotta tell ya?
758
00:38:07,956 --> 00:38:09,356
-Mm.
-I was very busy in high school
759
00:38:09,391 --> 00:38:10,565
with a lot of other things!
760
00:38:10,739 --> 00:38:12,086
Oh. Like what?
761
00:38:12,434 --> 00:38:14,347
Like a lot of things.
762
00:38:14,521 --> 00:38:16,434
Key Club? School paper?
763
00:38:16,608 --> 00:38:17,826
Prom committee?
764
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,217
Theater?
765
00:38:19,434 --> 00:38:21,478
-Yeah, that one. Theater.
-Theater? Really?
766
00:38:21,652 --> 00:38:23,052
-Yes, really.
-Oh.
767
00:38:24,913 --> 00:38:26,869
You being a theater guy, uh...
768
00:38:27,695 --> 00:38:30,217
I was just wondering what
your favorite Broadway show is.
769
00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:35,695
They're all really good.
770
00:38:36,478 --> 00:38:38,217
Yeah, but every theater guy
771
00:38:38,391 --> 00:38:39,695
has his favorite, right?
772
00:38:42,739 --> 00:38:45,304
I like that, um...
I like that cowboy one.
773
00:38:46,391 --> 00:38:47,391
Oklahoma?
774
00:38:47,565 --> 00:38:48,739
No, not Oklahoma, the...
775
00:38:48,913 --> 00:38:50,434
the other one, the famous one.
776
00:38:50,608 --> 00:38:52,173
A western.
777
00:38:52,347 --> 00:38:54,043
Uh, Western Side Story.
778
00:38:55,304 --> 00:38:57,434
Oh, you mean West Side Story.
779
00:38:57,913 --> 00:38:59,173
-Yes.
-Sure.
780
00:38:59,347 --> 00:39:00,695
Cowboy musical.
781
00:39:00,913 --> 00:39:02,304
-Yes.
-Right.
782
00:39:03,869 --> 00:39:05,434
Were you in it?
783
00:39:05,826 --> 00:39:07,260
I was in it.
I did that one a lot.
784
00:39:09,217 --> 00:39:10,565
Did you, uh...
785
00:39:10,739 --> 00:39:12,459
did you get to ride
one of the horses in it?
786
00:39:13,217 --> 00:39:14,565
Of course I rode the horse.
787
00:39:14,739 --> 00:39:16,339
I was the main guy
in the play, wasn't I?
788
00:39:16,434 --> 00:39:18,234
That's who gets to ride
the horse in the play.
789
00:39:18,391 --> 00:39:20,086
-Hmm, in West Side Story?
-Yes!
790
00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:21,521
Now can I get back to work?
791
00:39:22,913 --> 00:39:24,347
Dumb question.
792
00:39:24,652 --> 00:39:26,604
Who do you think gets to
ride the horse in the play?
793
00:39:26,608 --> 00:39:28,043
The guy with the big part,
794
00:39:28,217 --> 00:39:29,739
that's who rides the horse.
That's me!
795
00:39:29,913 --> 00:39:31,652
I don't even know
why you gotta ask.
796
00:39:31,826 --> 00:39:33,865
What do you think, I'd take
a little part in a dumb play?
797
00:39:33,869 --> 00:39:35,391
Hey. Me again.
798
00:39:36,043 --> 00:39:37,130
I'm just spit balling here.
799
00:39:37,434 --> 00:39:38,434
What do you say we forget
800
00:39:38,565 --> 00:39:39,725
all about this football thing
801
00:39:39,826 --> 00:39:41,260
and start a theater company?
802
00:39:41,434 --> 00:39:42,952
I... I would love to see
your production
803
00:39:42,956 --> 00:39:43,913
of West Side Story.
804
00:39:44,086 --> 00:39:45,565
I... I think it would be
805
00:39:45,739 --> 00:39:47,956
very entertaining.
806
00:39:48,130 --> 00:39:49,086
And historic.
807
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,565
Put on more patties.
808
00:40:05,739 --> 00:40:07,347
They're eating a lot today.
809
00:40:07,521 --> 00:40:09,130
Good afternoon, Sisters.
810
00:40:09,347 --> 00:40:11,304
This is an exciting day.
811
00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:13,956
Ooh, that smells delicious.
812
00:40:14,130 --> 00:40:15,695
-Hello, Mother.
-Hello.
813
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,521
May I fix you a plate?
814
00:40:17,695 --> 00:40:19,434
-Um.
-It's Americana day.
815
00:40:19,608 --> 00:40:21,521
Hot dogs and hamburgers.
Very tasty.
816
00:40:21,695 --> 00:40:23,217
I'll graze a little later.
817
00:40:24,260 --> 00:40:26,913
Okay, one fry, so as
not to insult the chef.
818
00:40:27,086 --> 00:40:30,000
Mm, Sister Margaret Anthony.
819
00:40:30,173 --> 00:40:32,521
-Punctual, as usual.
-That's what I do.
820
00:40:32,695 --> 00:40:33,695
Hello, Jess.
821
00:40:33,869 --> 00:40:34,913
Hello, Sister.
822
00:40:36,478 --> 00:40:39,000
Oh, uh, good
afternoon, Sister Kathleen!
823
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,565
Good afternoon,
Sister Kathleen.
824
00:40:43,739 --> 00:40:47,347
Thank you all for that
very perfunctory greeting.
825
00:40:48,391 --> 00:40:49,391
Please sit.
826
00:40:55,652 --> 00:40:57,739
It is rare that we are
blessed with a new student
827
00:40:57,913 --> 00:40:59,391
this late in the year,
828
00:40:59,565 --> 00:41:00,652
but we are.
829
00:41:01,304 --> 00:41:03,347
So please help me
celebrate that today,
830
00:41:03,521 --> 00:41:06,130
we have a new member
of our Mary Immaculate family.
831
00:41:06,304 --> 00:41:08,086
This new student is Jess.
832
00:41:13,695 --> 00:41:14,739
Gentlemen!
833
00:41:16,739 --> 00:41:19,608
Jess is now one of our family,
834
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,565
and I expect Jess
835
00:41:21,739 --> 00:41:23,000
to feel welcome.
836
00:41:24,173 --> 00:41:25,217
Enjoy.
837
00:41:25,391 --> 00:41:26,608
Thank you.
838
00:41:28,739 --> 00:41:31,869
Brothers, Sisters, please
join me in the hallway.
839
00:41:32,043 --> 00:41:34,043
Please, get to know one another.
840
00:41:38,217 --> 00:41:39,521
And who knows?
841
00:41:39,913 --> 00:41:42,000
There might be more girls
in the future.
842
00:41:58,217 --> 00:41:59,739
Oh, this seat's reserved.
843
00:41:59,913 --> 00:42:01,782
-Yeah, sorry. Not happening.
-Bye!
844
00:42:03,347 --> 00:42:04,787
Remind me
to punch Johnny in the nose
845
00:42:04,869 --> 00:42:06,000
on my next day off.
846
00:42:06,173 --> 00:42:07,565
-Um.
-Don't worry,
847
00:42:07,739 --> 00:42:09,260
-she never takes a day off.
-Oh.
848
00:42:17,739 --> 00:42:18,826
Seat's taken, sweetie.
849
00:42:19,913 --> 00:42:21,130
Sorry.
850
00:42:26,869 --> 00:42:29,217
Hi, Jess. You can
sit with us, if you want.
851
00:42:29,391 --> 00:42:30,913
We always have room at our table
852
00:42:35,869 --> 00:42:37,173
Blessed are the meek.
853
00:42:37,478 --> 00:42:39,086
-Mmm.
-That's so sweet of him.
854
00:43:07,173 --> 00:43:08,826
Hey, how's it going today?
855
00:43:09,217 --> 00:43:10,478
Better. Thank you, Sister.
856
00:43:10,652 --> 00:43:11,695
Oh, good.
857
00:43:11,869 --> 00:43:13,086
I thought he'd help you.
858
00:43:14,347 --> 00:43:16,652
Well, no time like the present.
859
00:43:17,913 --> 00:43:20,782
Wait, you have
to go to Confession?
860
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,260
Constantly.
861
00:43:24,652 --> 00:43:26,217
Mm.
862
00:43:32,956 --> 00:43:34,691
-Hello.
-Bless me, Father,
863
00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:35,782
for I have sinned.
864
00:43:51,826 --> 00:43:53,913
You were really
in there a long time.
865
00:43:54,826 --> 00:43:56,652
Stick it where
the sun don't shine.
866
00:44:09,347 --> 00:44:10,565
Hi, me again.
867
00:44:31,173 --> 00:44:32,565
Oh.
868
00:44:32,739 --> 00:44:34,565
I'm sorry, I just have
to get the garbage.
869
00:44:34,739 --> 00:44:36,000
Oh, of course.
870
00:44:41,217 --> 00:44:42,478
It's beautiful, isn't it?
871
00:44:43,086 --> 00:44:44,913
Oh, yeah, I mean, I guess so.
872
00:44:45,086 --> 00:44:46,652
It's the Prayer of Saint Francis.
873
00:44:47,086 --> 00:44:48,565
Mother Superior gave it to me.
874
00:44:50,217 --> 00:44:53,000
"Where there is despair
in life, let me bring hope."
875
00:44:53,565 --> 00:44:55,043
Where there is darkness,
876
00:44:55,347 --> 00:44:57,130
only light.
877
00:44:57,304 --> 00:44:58,739
And when there's sadness,
878
00:44:59,826 --> 00:45:00,956
"ever joy."
879
00:45:01,826 --> 00:45:03,043
I love that.
880
00:45:05,739 --> 00:45:06,826
Mister Bauer?
881
00:45:15,913 --> 00:45:19,043
-Spread out! Spread out!
-Oh no.
882
00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:20,697
-Let's see what you got.
-Let her rip!
883
00:45:20,869 --> 00:45:22,000
All right, hold on, hold on.
884
00:45:22,173 --> 00:45:24,782
-Let her rip.
-Hold on, okay.
885
00:45:24,956 --> 00:45:26,695
-Let's go. Beer over the head.
-All right.
886
00:45:26,869 --> 00:45:28,217
-Beer over the head.
-All right.
887
00:45:28,391 --> 00:45:30,000
-Be brilliant, now.
-Come on, let's see
888
00:45:30,173 --> 00:45:31,909
-All right, show us what you got!
-Yeah, yeah!
889
00:45:31,913 --> 00:45:33,082
-Over the head!
-Show us what you got!
890
00:45:33,086 --> 00:45:34,739
-Yeah, yeah, yeah!
-Whoa!
891
00:45:34,913 --> 00:45:38,478
Oh, hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
892
00:45:38,652 --> 00:45:40,000
Whoa, that's pretty good.
893
00:45:40,173 --> 00:45:41,695
That's pretty good,
that's pretty good.
894
00:45:41,869 --> 00:45:44,739
I'm gonna show you
how to make the one a none.
895
00:45:44,913 --> 00:45:47,565
-Yeah? All right.
-Check this out. Watch the master.
896
00:45:47,739 --> 00:45:48,899
Save the best, save the best.
897
00:45:49,043 --> 00:45:50,695
-Watch the master.
-Okay.
898
00:45:51,086 --> 00:45:52,043
Here we go now.
899
00:45:53,652 --> 00:45:56,000
Abracadabra-cadeebra!
900
00:45:56,173 --> 00:45:57,608
Slide her in!
901
00:45:57,782 --> 00:45:58,913
Ow!
902
00:45:59,086 --> 00:46:00,913
Oh!
903
00:46:01,086 --> 00:46:02,913
Nice shot, but it don't count.
904
00:46:03,086 --> 00:46:04,130
You cheated.
905
00:46:04,304 --> 00:46:05,869
Your beer wasn't above your head.
906
00:46:06,043 --> 00:46:07,434
See, he's a big church guy now,
907
00:46:07,608 --> 00:46:09,387
but he still cheats at
shuffleboard.
908
00:46:09,391 --> 00:46:10,739
-That's right.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
909
00:46:10,913 --> 00:46:12,304
I... I did not cheat.
910
00:46:12,478 --> 00:46:14,347
-My beer was above my head.
-It was not.
911
00:46:14,521 --> 00:46:15,782
That is a lie.
912
00:46:16,956 --> 00:46:18,909
-Calling me a liar?
-Yeah, I'm calling you a liar,
913
00:46:18,913 --> 00:46:20,909
'cause you're lying. You're
standing here lying to me
914
00:46:20,913 --> 00:46:22,478
-to my face.
-Fellas, step back.
915
00:46:22,652 --> 00:46:24,086
Why, you're the one
who stepped up
916
00:46:24,260 --> 00:46:26,130
Knock it off, knock it off.
917
00:46:27,304 --> 00:46:28,913
You guys are something, you know?
918
00:46:29,086 --> 00:46:30,695
If you could just
make up your minds,
919
00:46:30,869 --> 00:46:32,434
it'd be easier on the rest of us.
920
00:46:32,826 --> 00:46:34,521
Love each other, hate each other.
921
00:46:34,695 --> 00:46:35,565
No one cares.
922
00:46:35,739 --> 00:46:36,652
Just pick one.
923
00:46:36,826 --> 00:46:37,869
Oh, I'm sorry.
924
00:46:38,043 --> 00:46:39,347
They just got carried away.
925
00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:42,782
I gotta run home quick.
Bridget has a fever.
926
00:46:43,913 --> 00:46:46,086
So just watch the register
for a few minutes, would ya?
927
00:46:47,086 --> 00:46:48,726
Try not to kill each
other while I'm gone.
928
00:46:48,826 --> 00:46:50,000
10-4.
929
00:46:55,739 --> 00:46:58,739
I have more pressing
urgent business elsewhere.
930
00:47:03,913 --> 00:47:05,608
How you doing?
931
00:47:10,608 --> 00:47:11,565
♪ Look at me ♪
932
00:47:11,739 --> 00:47:12,869
♪ Put the needle down ♪
933
00:47:13,043 --> 00:47:14,478
♪ There's something ♪
934
00:47:14,652 --> 00:47:16,130
♪ You should know ♪
935
00:47:20,086 --> 00:47:21,304
Cheaters never win.
936
00:47:22,652 --> 00:47:23,695
Unless they do.
937
00:47:34,347 --> 00:47:36,608
Bob. Bob, wait a minute. Bob.
938
00:47:36,782 --> 00:47:38,652
What are you doing?
That's... that's a kid.
939
00:47:38,826 --> 00:47:41,434
Nah. No, no, he,
uh, Jake, he's legal.
940
00:47:41,608 --> 00:47:42,956
Hey, you can't touch that!
941
00:47:43,608 --> 00:47:45,695
Watch it, boy.
This ain't the schoolyard.
942
00:47:45,913 --> 00:47:47,347
Here you will get beaten.
943
00:47:49,217 --> 00:47:50,173
Bob.
944
00:47:51,217 --> 00:47:52,913
-Fake.
-Nice try kid.
945
00:47:53,347 --> 00:47:54,434
Take this.
946
00:47:55,043 --> 00:47:56,323
Go back to the school.
Don't ever
947
00:47:56,347 --> 00:47:57,782
show your face around here again,
948
00:47:57,956 --> 00:47:59,782
or I'm gonna tell that
nun what you're up to.
949
00:48:00,304 --> 00:48:02,521
Oh, now who's
a big ol' tattletale?
950
00:48:02,739 --> 00:48:05,217
Hey, Johnny,
you wanna do me a favor?
951
00:48:05,695 --> 00:48:07,000
Stay out of it, okay?
952
00:48:08,652 --> 00:48:10,000
All right.
953
00:48:10,173 --> 00:48:11,826
Get going while you can,
you jerk.
954
00:48:12,913 --> 00:48:14,347
Okay.
955
00:48:14,521 --> 00:48:17,826
If I'm the jerk, what
does that make you?
956
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,086
Just the guy who
cleans up after the jerk.
957
00:48:20,608 --> 00:48:22,521
You must be
very proud of yourself.
958
00:48:22,782 --> 00:48:24,391
Ooh.
959
00:48:39,913 --> 00:48:40,913
So, uh...
960
00:48:42,130 --> 00:48:43,173
who was the nun?
961
00:48:44,217 --> 00:48:46,086
That your girlfriend?
962
00:48:49,217 --> 00:48:55,913
♪ No more ♪
963
00:48:57,652 --> 00:48:59,652
Come on, let's go!
964
00:49:21,043 --> 00:49:23,163
We're having Sister's
meatloaf tonight, so...
965
00:49:23,173 --> 00:49:25,130
-Excuse me, Sisters.
-Hello, Mister Bauer.
966
00:49:34,086 --> 00:49:35,846
Don't look at me like that.
967
00:49:36,826 --> 00:49:37,826
It's four o'clock.
968
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,521
It's Communion somewhere.
969
00:49:42,347 --> 00:49:44,130
Would you be so kind
as to close the door?
970
00:49:50,260 --> 00:49:51,826
Where have you been all day?
971
00:49:52,043 --> 00:49:53,260
Are you okay?
972
00:49:53,739 --> 00:49:55,869
I thought maybe you
were under the weather,
973
00:49:56,043 --> 00:49:57,869
or... or hungover.
974
00:49:58,043 --> 00:50:00,043
I mean, you didn't
get in until six a.m.
975
00:50:00,217 --> 00:50:02,086
Not that anybody's keeping track.
976
00:50:04,043 --> 00:50:05,739
I'm in. I'll coach.
977
00:50:07,782 --> 00:50:10,000
You should warn a person
978
00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:11,521
before you blow their mind.
979
00:50:11,913 --> 00:50:13,782
But I have conditions.
980
00:50:13,956 --> 00:50:15,043
Number one.
981
00:50:15,217 --> 00:50:16,478
I don't wanna hear what Jesus
982
00:50:16,652 --> 00:50:18,086
has to say about this,
983
00:50:18,260 --> 00:50:19,739
because I can tell you right now,
984
00:50:19,956 --> 00:50:21,516
Jesus has no idea
what I'm going through
985
00:50:21,652 --> 00:50:22,826
at this moment in my life.
986
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,478
-Okay.
-And number two,
987
00:50:24,652 --> 00:50:26,695
I wanna pick the team,
988
00:50:26,913 --> 00:50:28,130
and I want you to make whoever
989
00:50:28,304 --> 00:50:29,464
I pick play. Can you do that?
990
00:50:30,391 --> 00:50:33,173
If I make it gym class,
everyone has to participate.
991
00:50:34,173 --> 00:50:35,693
I've seen some
of the kids around here.
992
00:50:35,739 --> 00:50:38,000
Not all of them,
just the kids I pick.
993
00:50:38,434 --> 00:50:40,000
Everybody or nobody.
994
00:50:40,173 --> 00:50:42,478
It's not my rule, it's God's.
He's very inclusive.
995
00:50:42,739 --> 00:50:43,695
My hands are tied.
996
00:50:43,869 --> 00:50:46,260
Okay, um, fine, fine.
997
00:50:46,478 --> 00:50:48,913
They can all be on the team,
but they can't all play.
998
00:50:49,130 --> 00:50:51,570
Well, if they
wanna play, they have to play.
999
00:50:51,652 --> 00:50:53,478
But they don't have to start.
1000
00:50:53,956 --> 00:50:55,391
Can... Can I tell you something?
1001
00:50:55,565 --> 00:50:57,245
You're a real piece
of work, you know that?
1002
00:50:58,521 --> 00:50:59,478
Okay.
1003
00:50:59,913 --> 00:51:00,956
It's a deal.
1004
00:51:02,304 --> 00:51:03,260
Jake?
1005
00:51:04,434 --> 00:51:05,695
Yes?
1006
00:51:06,086 --> 00:51:07,565
You are the light of the world.
1007
00:51:11,260 --> 00:51:12,782
-Is that Jesus?
-Mm-mm.
1008
00:51:12,956 --> 00:51:14,304
No, that better not be Jesus.
1009
00:51:14,478 --> 00:51:15,695
No, no. It's not Jesus.
1010
00:51:15,869 --> 00:51:17,391
-Is that Jesus?
-No, no!
1011
00:51:17,565 --> 00:51:18,739
It's just s...
1012
00:51:18,913 --> 00:51:20,434
something someone said once.
1013
00:51:20,826 --> 00:51:22,608
In the... Bible.
1014
00:51:27,695 --> 00:51:28,695
Yes?
1015
00:51:30,608 --> 00:51:33,478
Not everything is about you,
Sister Kathleen.
1016
00:51:40,434 --> 00:51:42,130
Uh, excuse me, Sister Rebecca?
1017
00:51:42,304 --> 00:51:43,735
Hello, Mister Bauer?
1018
00:51:43,739 --> 00:51:44,956
I owe you an apology.
1019
00:52:01,434 --> 00:52:03,086
No, I'll go over there
right now.
1020
00:52:03,260 --> 00:52:04,521
Hey, man.
1021
00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:06,130
Where is Johnny?
1022
00:52:06,739 --> 00:52:10,130
♪ Did you see her ♪
1023
00:52:10,304 --> 00:52:11,521
Uh, Johnny?
1024
00:52:12,739 --> 00:52:15,043
Why is an underclassman
talking directly to me?
1025
00:52:15,217 --> 00:52:16,956
Looks like somebody's
a little confused!
1026
00:52:17,130 --> 00:52:19,478
-Or insane.
-You have a visitor.
1027
00:52:19,652 --> 00:52:21,452
She wouldn't
come up here, would she?
1028
00:52:21,956 --> 00:52:23,316
- This better not be her
-Ooh!
1029
00:52:23,478 --> 00:52:25,173
Oh!
1030
00:52:25,347 --> 00:52:27,608
Hey, man! You're not
supposed to be in here.
1031
00:52:27,782 --> 00:52:29,086
This is private property.
1032
00:52:29,434 --> 00:52:31,130
I'm... I'm gonna tell on you,
you hear me?
1033
00:52:31,304 --> 00:52:32,608
Would you just shut up?
1034
00:52:33,217 --> 00:52:34,826
You want me
to treat you like a man?
1035
00:52:35,478 --> 00:52:36,782
Why don't you prove you are one?
1036
00:52:40,956 --> 00:52:42,782
What the heck was that, man?
1037
00:52:44,913 --> 00:52:47,347
Wha... Where'd you get this
equipment, Goodwill?
1038
00:52:47,521 --> 00:52:48,826
Bite your tongue.
1039
00:52:49,043 --> 00:52:50,213
The brothers did a lot of begging
1040
00:52:50,217 --> 00:52:52,173
to scrounge up these costumes.
1041
00:52:52,347 --> 00:52:54,565
Uniforms, Sister.
They're called uniforms.
1042
00:52:54,739 --> 00:52:57,086
Oh, right. Uniforms.
1043
00:52:57,826 --> 00:52:59,565
If it was Western Side Story,
1044
00:52:59,739 --> 00:53:01,043
then they'd be costumes.
1045
00:53:04,521 --> 00:53:05,521
Hm.
1046
00:53:07,521 --> 00:53:09,173
Good afternoon, Sister Kathleen.
1047
00:53:16,260 --> 00:53:17,478
Pew.
1048
00:53:18,695 --> 00:53:20,739
I do believe in miracles.
1049
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,043
Gentlemen.
1050
00:53:28,173 --> 00:53:30,347
We are gonna need a bigger team.
1051
00:53:32,086 --> 00:53:33,652
Okay, that's it.
1052
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:37,130
Remember, we have a
test tomorrow on Chapter four.
1053
00:53:37,347 --> 00:53:38,826
I didn't know we had a test!
1054
00:53:42,347 --> 00:53:43,478
When do we have a test?
1055
00:53:43,652 --> 00:53:45,347
She told us today and yesterday.
1056
00:53:45,521 --> 00:53:47,478
-When was this?
-Bro, you were asleep, man.
1057
00:53:47,652 --> 00:53:49,082
-But you were slumped
-Yeah, you were sleeping.
1058
00:53:49,086 --> 00:53:50,213
Like, I really couldn't
wake you up.
1059
00:53:50,217 --> 00:53:52,304
Oh, I didn't even notice, bro.
1060
00:53:52,478 --> 00:53:54,043
Yo, what do you want, janitor?
1061
00:53:54,217 --> 00:53:56,913
Oh, uh, I want you and
your crew to play football.
1062
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,739
Of course he wants
us to play football.
1063
00:53:59,913 --> 00:54:01,695
We the best athletes in school.
1064
00:54:01,869 --> 00:54:03,169
-Come on, now. I don't know how
-That's right.
1065
00:54:03,173 --> 00:54:04,347
You'd play without us.
1066
00:54:04,565 --> 00:54:06,039
We don't play garbageman
football, though.
1067
00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:07,723
Oh gosh, do you know what?
That's so funny,
1068
00:54:07,739 --> 00:54:09,043
because that's exactly
1069
00:54:09,304 --> 00:54:11,086
what Johnny said
that you would say.
1070
00:54:11,739 --> 00:54:13,173
-What'd he say?
-Oh, he said that
1071
00:54:13,347 --> 00:54:14,652
you and your crew
1072
00:54:14,826 --> 00:54:16,391
would probably
not wanna play football
1073
00:54:16,565 --> 00:54:19,043
because you're afraid
of him and his crew,
1074
00:54:19,217 --> 00:54:20,952
or words to that effect.
I gotta be honest with you,
1075
00:54:20,956 --> 00:54:22,213
it's hard to really make it out.
1076
00:54:22,217 --> 00:54:25,043
'Cause mostly, he was laughing.
1077
00:54:25,217 --> 00:54:26,173
At you.
1078
00:54:32,173 --> 00:54:34,130
Nah. Nah, listen.
1079
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,304
Come on, good!
1080
00:55:16,478 --> 00:55:18,043
Okay, get down there!
1081
00:55:18,391 --> 00:55:19,347
Back, back, back!
1082
00:55:19,521 --> 00:55:21,956
Back, back! Nice, nice!
1083
00:55:23,260 --> 00:55:25,304
Okay, come on! Come on, Joey!
1084
00:55:25,478 --> 00:55:27,000
Come on!
1085
00:55:27,173 --> 00:55:28,735
On the line, stay on
the line, stay on the line,
1086
00:55:28,739 --> 00:55:30,478
-stay on the line! Come on!
-You can do it!
1087
00:55:30,652 --> 00:55:31,652
You can do it!
1088
00:55:35,913 --> 00:55:37,260
Go!
1089
00:55:53,130 --> 00:55:54,565
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
1090
00:55:54,739 --> 00:55:56,826
-Yeah.
-It's amazing.
1091
00:56:03,347 --> 00:56:05,086
Night Owl. How you doing?
1092
00:56:05,260 --> 00:56:07,304
-Are you rested up?
-Oh yes, I feel great.
1093
00:56:08,391 --> 00:56:10,608
I slept four hours,
which is a lot for me.
1094
00:56:10,782 --> 00:56:12,913
Oh.
Hey, can I ask you a question?
1095
00:56:13,217 --> 00:56:14,652
Are your shoes tied tight?
1096
00:56:14,869 --> 00:56:16,347
I think so.
1097
00:56:16,565 --> 00:56:17,909
Oh, yeah, well we wouldn't
want our statistician
1098
00:56:17,913 --> 00:56:19,086
to trip, would we?
1099
00:56:19,304 --> 00:56:20,695
No sir, that's a good point.
1100
00:56:20,869 --> 00:56:23,000
-Safety first.
-Safety first.
1101
00:56:27,478 --> 00:56:28,521
Hey, Night Owl,
1102
00:56:29,173 --> 00:56:30,434
can I ask you a question?
1103
00:56:32,217 --> 00:56:33,565
Why are you in high school?
1104
00:56:33,956 --> 00:56:37,521
Well, technically, I
shouldn't even be here at all.
1105
00:56:37,695 --> 00:56:39,691
Of course not. You're 12
years old. You should be in, uh...
1106
00:56:39,695 --> 00:56:41,608
-College, actually.
-Wait, what?
1107
00:56:41,782 --> 00:56:44,347
Sister Kathleen thought
this would be a better fit.
1108
00:56:44,608 --> 00:56:47,130
She felt,
and I think she's right,
1109
00:56:47,304 --> 00:56:49,347
that most college students
wouldn't want
1110
00:56:49,521 --> 00:56:51,608
to be in a class
with a 12-year-old
1111
00:56:51,782 --> 00:56:53,173
who's twice as smart as them.
1112
00:56:54,304 --> 00:56:55,652
Twice as smart?
1113
00:56:56,130 --> 00:56:57,826
Probably more like three times,
1114
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,565
but there is a point
where these things
1115
00:56:59,739 --> 00:57:00,913
are no longer measurable.
1116
00:57:01,086 --> 00:57:02,695
No longer measurable?
1117
00:57:03,260 --> 00:57:05,000
Hmm. Here, hand me that junk.
1118
00:57:05,173 --> 00:57:06,173
I'll take that for you.
1119
00:57:06,434 --> 00:57:08,043
So I noticed something
1120
00:57:08,739 --> 00:57:10,259
the other day that
I thought was really
1121
00:57:10,391 --> 00:57:11,822
very funny,
and I wanna share with you.
1122
00:57:11,826 --> 00:57:13,260
-May I?
-Yeah.
1123
00:57:13,434 --> 00:57:14,865
Oh good. Would you hold
this for me, please?
1124
00:57:14,869 --> 00:57:16,169
Of course.
I always enjoy a good laugh.
1125
00:57:16,173 --> 00:57:17,695
Me too, me too. Now,
1126
00:57:17,869 --> 00:57:19,387
Night Owl, I don't
want you to consider this
1127
00:57:19,391 --> 00:57:20,822
bullying in any way,
'cause I'm not gonna
1128
00:57:20,826 --> 00:57:22,869
-let them catch you.
-Who?
1129
00:57:23,043 --> 00:57:24,434
Them.
1130
00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:26,088
Catch him!
1131
00:57:26,130 --> 00:57:28,043
Don't tackle him!
1132
00:57:28,217 --> 00:57:29,434
Just catch him!
1133
00:57:31,304 --> 00:57:34,000
"And they had only one loaf
with them in the boat.
1134
00:57:34,173 --> 00:57:35,869
He enjoined them,
1135
00:57:36,043 --> 00:57:38,695
'Watch out, guard against the
leaven of the Pharisees...'"
1136
00:57:44,043 --> 00:57:45,565
-Hi, Seth!
-Hi, Seth!
1137
00:57:45,739 --> 00:57:47,565
-Hi, Seth!
-Hey, Seth!
1138
00:57:47,739 --> 00:57:48,826
-Hello!
-Hey, Seth!
1139
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,434
-Hey!
-Hey, Seth!
1140
00:58:01,695 --> 00:58:02,956
Come on!
1141
00:58:04,782 --> 00:58:06,869
Let's just go easy on him, okay?
1142
00:58:08,956 --> 00:58:10,347
-Hey.
-Yeah, we got it.
1143
00:58:13,652 --> 00:58:14,932
Who's gonna be the statistician?
1144
00:58:14,956 --> 00:58:16,043
Whoa, whoa, back off.
1145
00:58:16,217 --> 00:58:17,478
I got it covered.
1146
00:58:18,130 --> 00:58:19,260
So...
1147
00:58:19,739 --> 00:58:22,260
Someone will tell me when
we get a home run, right?
1148
00:59:13,695 --> 00:59:14,782
Grab some turf!
1149
00:59:15,608 --> 00:59:17,430
-Everybody grab some turf!
-That's it, that's it!
1150
00:59:17,434 --> 00:59:18,521
-Good.
-Right!
1151
00:59:18,695 --> 00:59:20,043
-I know.
-Here we go!
1152
00:59:20,217 --> 00:59:21,913
Good, good.
Everybody, good, good.
1153
00:59:22,086 --> 00:59:23,391
That's right. Come on.
1154
00:59:23,565 --> 00:59:24,608
All right, listen.
1155
00:59:24,913 --> 00:59:25,956
Grab some turf!
1156
00:59:26,521 --> 00:59:27,608
Relax.
1157
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,434
Breathe in, breathe out, and then
1158
00:59:29,608 --> 00:59:31,869
we're gonna do ten more laps.
1159
00:59:32,043 --> 00:59:34,363
-What? Ten more laps?
-This is a lot of crap.
1160
00:59:34,913 --> 00:59:36,000
Really?
1161
00:59:38,173 --> 00:59:39,130
Who said that?
1162
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,000
I said it.
1163
00:59:43,956 --> 00:59:45,173
You're killing us.
1164
00:59:45,956 --> 00:59:47,173
For what?
1165
00:59:48,217 --> 00:59:49,391
Ten laps?
1166
00:59:50,043 --> 00:59:52,163
How we gonna do ten more lap...?
We just did ten laps.
1167
00:59:53,173 --> 00:59:54,561
Man, when are we
gonna play some football?
1168
00:59:54,565 --> 00:59:55,608
You play...
1169
00:59:56,304 --> 00:59:57,434
when you're ready to play.
1170
00:59:58,130 --> 00:59:59,347
This just ain't worth it.
1171
00:59:59,652 --> 01:00:01,304
You're the only one
complaining, Keith.
1172
01:00:01,695 --> 01:00:03,000
No, janitor.
1173
01:00:03,347 --> 01:00:04,648
I'm the only one
complaining to you.
1174
01:00:04,652 --> 01:00:05,652
Yeah, yeah.
1175
01:00:05,826 --> 01:00:07,521
-Yeah.
-Yup.
1176
01:00:09,956 --> 01:00:11,304
I'm done dancing for the man.
1177
01:00:12,739 --> 01:00:13,652
I'm out, man.
1178
01:00:16,913 --> 01:00:19,130
Quitting is a bad habit, son.
1179
01:00:21,304 --> 01:00:22,913
Once you start, you get hooked.
1180
01:00:23,086 --> 01:00:24,434
I'm not listening to you.
1181
01:00:25,434 --> 01:00:27,000
Alright, alright, hey! Keith!
1182
01:00:28,043 --> 01:00:29,347
I'll make a deal with ya.
1183
01:00:30,304 --> 01:00:31,260
A bet.
1184
01:00:33,695 --> 01:00:34,565
I'll race ya.
1185
01:00:37,652 --> 01:00:38,739
Wait a minute.
1186
01:00:38,913 --> 01:00:40,347
Hold on, hold on.
1187
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,000
I'll race ya,
1188
01:00:42,739 --> 01:00:44,434
and if I win,
1189
01:00:44,739 --> 01:00:47,391
this is the last time you walk
out on anything in your life.
1190
01:00:48,130 --> 01:00:49,347
And if I win?
1191
01:00:50,521 --> 01:00:51,869
You won't.
1192
01:00:54,304 --> 01:00:55,478
If I win?
1193
01:00:55,782 --> 01:00:56,956
If you win,
1194
01:00:57,608 --> 01:00:58,652
me,
1195
01:00:59,217 --> 01:01:00,869
Father Tony, and FT
1196
01:01:01,739 --> 01:01:03,826
will do every sit up.
1197
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,000
Every pushup,
1198
01:01:05,869 --> 01:01:07,347
every jumping jack,
1199
01:01:07,652 --> 01:01:10,478
and every run you guys do
1200
01:01:11,130 --> 01:01:13,304
-'til the end of the year.
-Uh...
1201
01:01:13,782 --> 01:01:16,260
Hang... hang on, Jake.
1202
01:01:16,434 --> 01:01:17,739
-Can... can we?
-Uh...
1203
01:01:19,043 --> 01:01:20,086
Well?
1204
01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:21,391
Well?
1205
01:01:25,521 --> 01:01:26,695
-Take it!
-Do it!
1206
01:01:26,956 --> 01:01:28,652
I say you got
yourself a bet, janitor.
1207
01:01:31,217 --> 01:01:33,086
Let's go, baby!
1208
01:01:33,869 --> 01:01:35,565
-Ooh.
-Mm...
1209
01:01:35,739 --> 01:01:38,608
I'm thinking
this is a tactical error.
1210
01:01:39,086 --> 01:01:40,782
I keep thinking
I don't wanna die.
1211
01:01:41,173 --> 01:01:42,608
Gentlemen, gentlemen.
1212
01:01:42,782 --> 01:01:46,173
You are overestimating
our opponent.
1213
01:01:46,565 --> 01:01:49,086
Let's go!
1214
01:01:49,260 --> 01:01:50,913
Yeah!
1215
01:01:51,739 --> 01:01:54,347
-Let's go!
-Okay, you knuckleheads!
1216
01:01:54,913 --> 01:01:57,826
Go ahead, meet me...
meet me at the finish line.
1217
01:01:59,434 --> 01:02:00,794
I'll meet you
at the starting line.
1218
01:02:05,043 --> 01:02:06,304
You need help?
1219
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,130
Listen!
1220
01:02:10,608 --> 01:02:13,130
It is a 100 yard dash.
1221
01:02:14,130 --> 01:02:17,739
The first one over
the goal line is the winner!
1222
01:02:19,652 --> 01:02:20,956
Are you ready?
1223
01:02:21,130 --> 01:02:22,217
Born ready.
1224
01:02:22,565 --> 01:02:23,521
Let's get down.
1225
01:02:26,304 --> 01:02:27,347
Ready?
1226
01:02:29,217 --> 01:02:30,173
Set.
1227
01:02:36,869 --> 01:02:38,000
Let's go, Keith!
1228
01:02:38,173 --> 01:02:39,217
Let's go, baby!
1229
01:02:39,391 --> 01:02:41,086
-Let's go!
-Come on, Jake.
1230
01:02:41,260 --> 01:02:42,217
Come on.
1231
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,347
Go, Jake, go!
1232
01:02:46,826 --> 01:02:48,608
-Keep going!
-Come on!
1233
01:02:57,217 --> 01:02:59,000
You got more in you!
1234
01:03:00,782 --> 01:03:03,130
-Yeah!
-Keith, Keith, Keith!
1235
01:03:03,304 --> 01:03:05,086
Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith!
1236
01:03:05,260 --> 01:03:06,478
Go Keith!
1237
01:03:06,652 --> 01:03:07,932
Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith!
1238
01:03:08,043 --> 01:03:10,956
Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith!
1239
01:03:11,130 --> 01:03:13,391
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
1240
01:03:13,826 --> 01:03:15,695
Today is the day
1241
01:03:16,043 --> 01:03:17,909
the youth of the nation
take their rightful place.
1242
01:03:17,913 --> 01:03:19,000
Yeah!
1243
01:03:20,304 --> 01:03:21,434
All right! That's right!
1244
01:03:21,608 --> 01:03:23,695
-Let's go!
-We are the future!
1245
01:03:25,739 --> 01:03:27,343
Hold on, wait a minute!
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
1246
01:03:27,347 --> 01:03:28,260
Wait a minute.
1247
01:03:28,434 --> 01:03:29,608
If that were true,
1248
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,869
then you would all be something
1249
01:03:32,043 --> 01:03:33,695
that I know you are not!
1250
01:03:35,521 --> 01:03:37,000
Losers.
1251
01:03:37,173 --> 01:03:38,260
What?
1252
01:03:38,739 --> 01:03:40,869
You never
crossed the goal line!
1253
01:03:43,086 --> 01:03:45,043
He got you, brother! He got you!
1254
01:03:45,478 --> 01:03:47,695
First one over the goal line.
1255
01:03:53,130 --> 01:03:54,304
Do we have a deal?
1256
01:03:55,217 --> 01:03:56,434
Yes, Coach.
1257
01:03:58,304 --> 01:04:00,217
All right. Get outta there,
that was a good day.
1258
01:04:00,391 --> 01:04:02,347
Hit the road.
1259
01:04:05,695 --> 01:04:07,260
Oh boy, oh boy.
1260
01:04:07,869 --> 01:04:09,347
I never really doubted you.
1261
01:04:09,521 --> 01:04:10,478
Me neither.
1262
01:04:13,695 --> 01:04:16,130
-They're even doing better at school, too.
-That's amazing.
1263
01:04:16,304 --> 01:04:18,347
Sisters.
1264
01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:20,130
That was one heck of a race.
1265
01:04:20,304 --> 01:04:22,565
Hey, these
boys are gonna be hungry.
1266
01:04:22,739 --> 01:04:24,173
Oh, we got plenty of food.
1267
01:04:24,347 --> 01:04:26,347
Come on, let's get it ready.
1268
01:04:26,521 --> 01:04:27,478
Coach!
1269
01:04:37,304 --> 01:04:38,521
Listen, you guys.
1270
01:04:39,304 --> 01:04:40,652
You've really showed us all
1271
01:04:40,826 --> 01:04:43,869
a... a great effort
these last few months.
1272
01:04:44,173 --> 01:04:46,260
Just wanted to tell you
that we've all been...
1273
01:04:46,434 --> 01:04:47,391
very impressed
1274
01:04:48,173 --> 01:04:50,217
with what you've done lately,
1275
01:04:50,826 --> 01:04:51,913
and we think
1276
01:04:52,608 --> 01:04:54,086
that over time,
1277
01:04:55,739 --> 01:04:57,130
you could be
a real football team.
1278
01:04:57,434 --> 01:04:58,652
Yeah!
1279
01:05:01,260 --> 01:05:02,217
But I just...
1280
01:05:03,173 --> 01:05:04,304
I want you to know,
1281
01:05:04,478 --> 01:05:06,869
they all want you to know
1282
01:05:07,043 --> 01:05:09,217
what's in store from
you from this point on.
1283
01:05:10,086 --> 01:05:12,826
If we're gonna go
through with this for real,
1284
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,956
it's gonna be a lot of hard work.
1285
01:05:16,869 --> 01:05:18,043
All through the summer...
1286
01:05:19,608 --> 01:05:21,652
we're gonna do
what's called two-a-days.
1287
01:05:22,304 --> 01:05:23,652
That's practice in the morning,
1288
01:05:24,043 --> 01:05:25,869
and a practice in the afternoon,
1289
01:05:27,130 --> 01:05:28,434
plus weight training.
1290
01:05:30,391 --> 01:05:31,347
In the summer...
1291
01:05:33,043 --> 01:05:35,869
in the heat of the summer.
1292
01:05:37,304 --> 01:05:38,304
Hard work.
1293
01:05:42,565 --> 01:05:44,956
None of you guys have anything
to say about that?
1294
01:05:46,652 --> 01:05:49,478
You have no smart Alec remarks?
1295
01:05:50,565 --> 01:05:52,000
No... no comments
1296
01:05:52,173 --> 01:05:53,826
from the peanut gallery?
1297
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,217
No complaining?
1298
01:06:01,478 --> 01:06:02,739
-Yes?
-Coach,
1299
01:06:03,173 --> 01:06:05,173
we don't really
have anywhere to go.
1300
01:06:08,739 --> 01:06:10,913
No one to go to.
1301
01:06:23,521 --> 01:06:24,478
All right, then.
1302
01:06:26,913 --> 01:06:28,130
Let's do it together.
1303
01:06:35,130 --> 01:06:36,086
Yes?
1304
01:06:36,260 --> 01:06:37,913
I can't wait to see your face.
1305
01:06:38,304 --> 01:06:39,391
Why is that?
1306
01:06:39,739 --> 01:06:41,304
Because your favorite
customer is here,
1307
01:06:41,478 --> 01:06:43,000
and it looks like he
brought friends.
1308
01:06:46,043 --> 01:06:47,260
We can go right here.
1309
01:06:54,478 --> 01:06:55,739
Oh, hello.
1310
01:06:55,913 --> 01:06:58,086
I wanted to introduce you
to my friends.
1311
01:06:58,260 --> 01:06:59,652
This is Father Anthony Michael,
1312
01:06:59,826 --> 01:07:01,826
and this is
Father Michael Anthony.
1313
01:07:02,260 --> 01:07:03,173
-Hello.
-Hello.
1314
01:07:03,347 --> 01:07:04,739
Welcome, both of you.
1315
01:07:05,652 --> 01:07:07,652
Please order quickly.
I'm very busy.
1316
01:07:20,434 --> 01:07:21,554
Charley, order up.
1317
01:07:27,826 --> 01:07:30,000
-This is for you.
-Thank you.
1318
01:07:30,521 --> 01:07:32,652
-And this is for you.
-That looks scrumptious.
1319
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:36,000
What are you smiling for?
1320
01:07:36,173 --> 01:07:37,173
Because tonight...
1321
01:07:37,565 --> 01:07:39,304
I wanted a hot dog
with no mustard,
1322
01:07:39,478 --> 01:07:41,118
but I ordered a hamburger
with no mustard.
1323
01:07:41,217 --> 01:07:42,391
Do you know why?
1324
01:07:42,695 --> 01:07:44,126
Because I knew
that you would bring me
1325
01:07:44,130 --> 01:07:46,739
the exact opposite
of what I ordered.
1326
01:07:46,913 --> 01:07:49,217
How do you like them apples?
1327
01:07:53,826 --> 01:07:56,043
How do you like them apples?
1328
01:08:07,347 --> 01:08:08,869
I really like the food in there.
1329
01:08:09,391 --> 01:08:10,951
But that's pretty much
true of all food.
1330
01:08:11,565 --> 01:08:13,173
But the service was kinda odd.
1331
01:08:13,478 --> 01:08:16,000
Yeah, I mean, if she keep
treating you like that, and
1332
01:08:16,173 --> 01:08:17,217
gets your order wrong,
1333
01:08:17,434 --> 01:08:18,521
why do you keep going back?
1334
01:08:19,043 --> 01:08:20,086
'Cause she's my daughter.
1335
01:08:26,652 --> 01:08:27,652
Jake!
1336
01:08:37,956 --> 01:08:39,086
You look happy!
1337
01:08:39,260 --> 01:08:40,420
She give you another hot dog?
1338
01:08:40,565 --> 01:08:41,739
Um.
1339
01:08:41,913 --> 01:08:43,086
You know what she said?
1340
01:08:43,260 --> 01:08:44,620
She said
I might be able to finally
1341
01:08:44,652 --> 01:08:45,956
meet my grandsons.
1342
01:08:46,260 --> 01:08:47,565
Oh, that's nice.
1343
01:08:49,043 --> 01:08:50,869
All right, here we go!
1344
01:08:51,043 --> 01:08:52,086
Let's go!
1345
01:08:52,260 --> 01:08:53,565
Let's see what you got!
1346
01:08:53,739 --> 01:08:54,739
Here we go!
1347
01:09:03,173 --> 01:09:04,565
Christian!
1348
01:09:04,739 --> 01:09:05,865
What... what are you...
what are you hitting
1349
01:09:05,869 --> 01:09:07,347
a wacky weed? What's going on?
1350
01:09:07,608 --> 01:09:08,869
-That.
-What?
1351
01:09:11,086 --> 01:09:13,130
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.
1352
01:09:13,304 --> 01:09:15,043
We have a brand
new member of our team.
1353
01:09:15,217 --> 01:09:16,826
Why don't you come up
and say hello?
1354
01:09:17,043 --> 01:09:18,086
This is Jess.
1355
01:09:18,260 --> 01:09:20,000
The league said girls can play,
1356
01:09:20,173 --> 01:09:22,478
so I say she's the newest
member of our squad.
1357
01:09:22,956 --> 01:09:24,173
Welcome to the team.
1358
01:09:24,565 --> 01:09:26,205
-Thanks.
-Do you know what a tight end is?
1359
01:09:26,304 --> 01:09:28,347
I bet she does!
1360
01:09:28,521 --> 01:09:30,041
All right, look, we
got ladies present.
1361
01:09:30,086 --> 01:09:32,086
Yeah, no kidding!
1362
01:09:32,695 --> 01:09:33,913
Okay, Owen.
1363
01:09:34,869 --> 01:09:36,826
Italy, I'm not kidding.
1364
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:38,391
Anything else like that,
1365
01:09:38,565 --> 01:09:39,691
you're out for the rest
of the year, you...
1366
01:09:39,695 --> 01:09:41,000
No, no. I'm not kidding, hey!
1367
01:09:41,173 --> 01:09:43,086
I'm not kidding.
1368
01:09:43,260 --> 01:09:44,304
Do you understand?
1369
01:09:44,521 --> 01:09:45,521
-Do you?
-Yeah.
1370
01:09:45,695 --> 01:09:47,086
I... I have four older brothers.
1371
01:09:47,260 --> 01:09:48,434
Didn't have much of a choice.
1372
01:09:49,043 --> 01:09:50,430
All right. I wanna see
1373
01:09:50,434 --> 01:09:51,608
what Jess has got.
1374
01:09:51,782 --> 01:09:53,086
Matt, come on out.
1375
01:09:53,260 --> 01:09:54,826
You go and play tight end.
Come on out.
1376
01:09:57,434 --> 01:09:58,652
Jess.
1377
01:10:00,173 --> 01:10:02,565
To Jess. All right, here we go!
1378
01:10:02,739 --> 01:10:03,956
Let's see what she's got!
1379
01:10:04,478 --> 01:10:05,695
All right, team! Let's go!
1380
01:10:05,869 --> 01:10:07,347
All right, let's go! Let's go!
1381
01:10:11,130 --> 01:10:12,173
All right, let's go!
1382
01:10:12,347 --> 01:10:14,260
Defense, man to man coverage!
1383
01:10:14,434 --> 01:10:15,434
Here we go!
1384
01:10:22,869 --> 01:10:23,869
What are you doing?
1385
01:10:24,043 --> 01:10:25,565
Get the ball. Gimme that ball.
1386
01:10:27,130 --> 01:10:28,347
Hey, hey.
1387
01:10:29,347 --> 01:10:30,782
You do what I told you to do.
1388
01:10:31,130 --> 01:10:32,130
Do you understand?
1389
01:10:33,130 --> 01:10:34,086
Do it again, come on!
1390
01:10:34,260 --> 01:10:35,565
Let's go, dude! You got this!
1391
01:10:37,652 --> 01:10:38,652
You got this.
1392
01:10:39,565 --> 01:10:40,826
Hold on! Defense,
1393
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,478
you know where she's going!
1394
01:10:42,652 --> 01:10:44,913
Why don't you try to
get there first, all right?
1395
01:10:45,347 --> 01:10:46,347
Here we go!
1396
01:10:51,565 --> 01:10:53,695
Pull!
1397
01:10:53,869 --> 01:10:55,043
This is ridiculous.
1398
01:10:57,043 --> 01:10:58,923
Give me the ball.
Give me the ball, bring it in!
1399
01:10:59,043 --> 01:11:00,260
Bring it in.
1400
01:11:10,347 --> 01:11:12,000
-Okay. Yeah.
-Got it?
1401
01:11:13,260 --> 01:11:15,000
Come on, come on.
1402
01:11:15,217 --> 01:11:16,777
Way to put the pressure on.
Take a knee.
1403
01:11:18,913 --> 01:11:19,913
You listen to me.
1404
01:11:20,086 --> 01:11:21,304
You do what I tell you to do.
1405
01:11:21,608 --> 01:11:23,128
Maybe Keith's gonna be
the quarterback.
1406
01:11:24,043 --> 01:11:25,483
-Are you serious?
-Yeah, I'm serious.
1407
01:11:25,565 --> 01:11:26,565
Okay?
1408
01:11:26,826 --> 01:11:28,000
Do what I told you to do.
1409
01:11:29,652 --> 01:11:30,608
All right?
1410
01:11:30,782 --> 01:11:32,130
Come on!
1411
01:11:32,304 --> 01:11:33,869
Let's go, new play!
1412
01:11:35,043 --> 01:11:37,173
We're coming, John!
We're coming, John!
1413
01:11:37,347 --> 01:11:38,521
Here we go!
1414
01:11:39,260 --> 01:11:40,565
They know what they're doing?
1415
01:11:40,739 --> 01:11:42,043
Okay, here we go.
1416
01:11:42,652 --> 01:11:43,739
All right, let's go!
1417
01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:45,608
You all know what to do!
1418
01:11:47,304 --> 01:11:48,826
What?
1419
01:11:50,652 --> 01:11:53,913
Yeah, there we go!
1420
01:12:06,913 --> 01:12:08,391
I knew we could do that.
1421
01:12:09,391 --> 01:12:11,471
All right,
take a knee. Take a knee.
1422
01:12:15,913 --> 01:12:17,473
All right, take a knee.
1423
01:12:32,260 --> 01:12:33,652
That looked like that hurt, man.
1424
01:12:35,565 --> 01:12:37,347
I mean, they... they creamed you.
1425
01:12:37,739 --> 01:12:38,956
Let me ask you a question.
1426
01:12:39,217 --> 01:12:40,430
Does it hurt more in your ribs,
1427
01:12:40,434 --> 01:12:41,869
like right here?
1428
01:12:42,434 --> 01:12:44,126
Or... or does it hurt
more here in your belly?
1429
01:12:44,130 --> 01:12:45,478
Yeah,
1430
01:12:45,652 --> 01:12:48,000
that's exactly what
I thought, a gut buster.
1431
01:12:48,739 --> 01:12:50,695
That feeling in your belly?
1432
01:12:51,782 --> 01:12:53,000
That's how I feel...
1433
01:12:53,956 --> 01:12:56,000
when the boy I trust
to lead my team...
1434
01:12:56,608 --> 01:12:57,782
isn't man enough to do it.
1435
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,695
Now, how do you wanna go down?
1436
01:13:00,869 --> 01:13:02,043
In flames or in glory?
1437
01:13:03,391 --> 01:13:04,608
Here you go, man.
1438
01:13:07,086 --> 01:13:08,086
Thanks.
1439
01:13:09,043 --> 01:13:10,260
All right.
1440
01:13:12,782 --> 01:13:13,826
Well done, boys!
1441
01:13:14,434 --> 01:13:16,608
Go boys, let's go!
You've got this!
1442
01:13:17,130 --> 01:13:18,304
Welcome to the team.
1443
01:13:23,695 --> 01:13:25,565
Let's go, baby! Yeah!
1444
01:13:25,913 --> 01:13:28,391
Jess, Jess, Jess!
1445
01:13:31,956 --> 01:13:35,086
♪ Hey mister
Won't you wake up ♪
1446
01:13:35,478 --> 01:13:38,478
♪ Don't you know
You're sleepwalking ♪
1447
01:13:38,652 --> 01:13:40,391
♪ Through time ♪
1448
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,391
♪ Hey, mister ♪
1449
01:13:44,565 --> 01:13:46,608
♪ The demons you're fighting ♪
1450
01:13:46,782 --> 01:13:51,000
♪ Don't you let them
Creep inside your mind ♪
1451
01:13:51,173 --> 01:13:54,043
♪ Creep inside your mind ♪
1452
01:13:54,217 --> 01:13:55,782
♪ 'Cause when it takes you ♪
1453
01:13:55,956 --> 01:13:57,739
♪ Is when I lose you ♪
1454
01:13:58,260 --> 01:14:00,739
♪ You lock the door ♪
1455
01:14:00,913 --> 01:14:04,956
♪ And shut me out ♪
1456
01:14:05,217 --> 01:14:08,478
♪ And I guess we'll take it ♪
1457
01:14:08,652 --> 01:14:09,695
Here at four p.m.,
1458
01:14:09,869 --> 01:14:11,000
and get on that bus!
1459
01:14:13,043 --> 01:14:16,434
♪ Praying for a saving grace ♪
1460
01:14:16,608 --> 01:14:22,608
♪ If you're not walking away ♪
1461
01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:26,478
♪ Then you know
I'm gonna stay ♪
1462
01:14:27,739 --> 01:14:33,739
♪ And I will try to be ♪
1463
01:14:35,347 --> 01:14:38,130
♪ Everything you need ♪
1464
01:14:38,347 --> 01:14:40,565
No.
1465
01:14:40,739 --> 01:14:42,260
-So, you're not from here, so...
-Yeah.
1466
01:14:42,434 --> 01:14:44,913
-So are you single?
-What's the boyfriend situation?
1467
01:14:45,086 --> 01:14:46,260
Oh no, no, no, no.
1468
01:14:46,434 --> 01:14:47,834
Is this funnel cake
as sweet as you?
1469
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,391
Man, give me a break.
1470
01:14:49,565 --> 01:14:51,039
-Is mine ready?
-Here you go, sweet stuff.
1471
01:14:51,043 --> 01:14:52,652
♪ Cannot believe ♪
1472
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,652
♪ In what you don't see ♪
1473
01:14:55,826 --> 01:14:58,217
♪ And I'll be the light ♪
1474
01:14:58,391 --> 01:15:01,043
♪ To lead you out the dark ♪
1475
01:15:04,913 --> 01:15:07,000
They are all sleeping.
1476
01:15:11,652 --> 01:15:14,913
♪ Waiting
for our Saving grace ♪
1477
01:15:15,086 --> 01:15:20,739
♪ And if you're
Not walking away ♪
1478
01:15:20,913 --> 01:15:22,433
Seth! Seth! Seth! Seth!
1479
01:15:22,695 --> 01:15:25,739
♪ Then you know
I'm gonna stay ♪
1480
01:15:26,217 --> 01:15:29,913
♪ And I will try ♪
1481
01:15:30,086 --> 01:15:32,391
♪ To be ♪
1482
01:15:33,869 --> 01:15:36,391
♪ Everything you need ♪
1483
01:15:41,347 --> 01:15:43,130
-Jake?
-Mister Russell.
1484
01:15:43,347 --> 01:15:44,667
What the heck are you doing here?
1485
01:15:44,826 --> 01:15:46,426
Oh, I work here.
What are you doing here?
1486
01:15:46,521 --> 01:15:48,391
-I'm here to pick up a check finally.
-Oh.
1487
01:15:48,565 --> 01:15:49,826
Hey, I don't wanna be late.
1488
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,400
Tell everyone
over there I miss 'em.
1489
01:15:55,434 --> 01:15:57,652
Ooh. Okay, all right.
1490
01:15:57,826 --> 01:15:59,066
Are you all right? You alright?
1491
01:15:59,217 --> 01:16:00,565
Derek, Derek.
1492
01:16:01,347 --> 01:16:04,000
-All right, you good?
-Good afternoon, Mister Russell.
1493
01:16:04,695 --> 01:16:06,217
-Oh, hi.
-Hi.
1494
01:16:06,391 --> 01:16:08,565
Oh, wait.
1495
01:16:08,739 --> 01:16:10,434
You came over here to get paid.
1496
01:16:10,652 --> 01:16:11,826
-Yes.
-Mm.
1497
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,695
One check
for the total amount owed.
1498
01:16:15,260 --> 01:16:16,260
There you go.
1499
01:16:16,913 --> 01:16:18,565
I sure appreciate you
coming over here.
1500
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:21,160
We have been so busy with
the start of the school year,
1501
01:16:21,260 --> 01:16:23,173
and, well, all of this.
1502
01:16:27,739 --> 01:16:29,179
And you have
Jake Bauer working here?
1503
01:16:29,260 --> 01:16:31,391
Mm-hmm, we do indeed.
1504
01:16:31,608 --> 01:16:33,000
And thank God we do.
1505
01:16:34,347 --> 01:16:36,043
-He's your football coach?
-Mm-hmm.
1506
01:16:36,217 --> 01:16:37,956
And janitor, and handyman.
1507
01:16:38,130 --> 01:16:39,956
I mean, he's a real godsend.
1508
01:16:40,347 --> 01:16:42,565
I guess actually he's a...
1509
01:16:42,739 --> 01:16:44,043
a you send.
1510
01:16:44,608 --> 01:16:48,304
I mean, if you hadn't
fired such a hard worker,
1511
01:16:48,478 --> 01:16:52,173
we never would have discovered
all of his hidden talents.
1512
01:16:52,347 --> 01:16:54,304
-Hidden talents?
-Mm-hmm.
1513
01:16:54,478 --> 01:16:56,043
Remember what Jesus said,
1514
01:16:56,217 --> 01:16:59,043
"The righteous will
shine forth as the sun."
1515
01:16:59,217 --> 01:17:00,304
Oh, Jesus said that?
1516
01:17:00,478 --> 01:17:01,521
He did indeed.
1517
01:17:02,304 --> 01:17:04,256
And He was talking about
Jake Bauer when He said that?
1518
01:17:04,260 --> 01:17:05,478
So it appears.
1519
01:17:05,652 --> 01:17:07,173
-Johnny make sure...
-Okay.
1520
01:17:07,347 --> 01:17:08,521
I'm gonna go.
1521
01:17:10,217 --> 01:17:11,297
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
1522
01:17:11,347 --> 01:17:12,652
And thank you
1523
01:17:12,826 --> 01:17:14,608
-for your patience.
-Yes.
1524
01:17:21,652 --> 01:17:23,434
Sister? You have a visitor.
1525
01:17:23,608 --> 01:17:24,869
Ah, Sister.
1526
01:17:25,043 --> 01:17:26,521
Please forgive the intrusion.
1527
01:17:26,695 --> 01:17:29,521
Bishop McPeak,
what a happy surprise.
1528
01:17:29,782 --> 01:17:31,434
Oh, is everything okay?
1529
01:17:31,608 --> 01:17:32,695
-Oh, yes.
-Oh.
1530
01:17:32,869 --> 01:17:34,173
Everything's great.
1531
01:17:34,782 --> 01:17:36,782
Oh, why I'm here.
1532
01:17:36,956 --> 01:17:38,652
Father Tony has been emailing me
1533
01:17:38,826 --> 01:17:40,869
-about the football squad.
-Ah...
1534
01:17:41,043 --> 01:17:42,283
I used to play back in the day.
1535
01:17:42,434 --> 01:17:43,739
Oh, yes.
1536
01:17:43,913 --> 01:17:45,869
Everybody knows
about the battling bishop
1537
01:17:46,043 --> 01:17:47,913
of Boulder Creek.
1538
01:17:48,086 --> 01:17:49,130
Oh...
1539
01:17:49,478 --> 01:17:51,347
I don't wanna brag or anything.
1540
01:17:53,217 --> 01:17:54,826
Amazing.
1541
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,000
Mm.
1542
01:18:00,782 --> 01:18:03,304
Listen, the diocese
office has been scrambling
1543
01:18:03,478 --> 01:18:05,000
to get them on the schedule,
1544
01:18:05,391 --> 01:18:07,260
but don't worry about that.
1545
01:18:07,652 --> 01:18:08,695
I'll take care of it.
1546
01:18:08,869 --> 01:18:10,782
Oh, come on, Excellency.
1547
01:18:10,956 --> 01:18:12,695
Surely you have
more important things
1548
01:18:12,869 --> 01:18:14,956
to worry about than
a high school football team.
1549
01:18:15,130 --> 01:18:16,043
Yes, Sister.
1550
01:18:16,217 --> 01:18:17,260
Yes, I do.
1551
01:18:17,869 --> 01:18:19,343
But I would still like
to meet the team
1552
01:18:19,347 --> 01:18:20,478
and its coach.
1553
01:18:20,652 --> 01:18:22,782
Well, let me introduce you.
1554
01:18:26,521 --> 01:18:27,478
Yo, Keith!
1555
01:18:27,652 --> 01:18:28,695
I'm open, fool!
1556
01:18:39,739 --> 01:18:40,826
Johnny, seriously?
1557
01:18:43,043 --> 01:18:44,000
Johnny...
1558
01:18:46,478 --> 01:18:48,260
Johnny.
1559
01:18:48,434 --> 01:18:49,608
What have you done?
1560
01:18:53,173 --> 01:18:54,782
Just read something.
1561
01:18:59,739 --> 01:19:01,000
I was right there, bro.
1562
01:19:22,826 --> 01:19:24,173
Oh...
1563
01:19:37,217 --> 01:19:39,478
It's all right, Sisters.
1564
01:19:39,652 --> 01:19:40,869
I got this.
1565
01:19:41,913 --> 01:19:44,000
It's fine, I'm sure.
Just stay calm, just stay calm.
1566
01:19:48,173 --> 01:19:49,973
Who is it?
1567
01:19:50,391 --> 01:19:52,000
Sister, it's me, Jake.
1568
01:19:52,173 --> 01:19:53,778
I'm sorry to bother you
in the middle of the night,
1569
01:19:53,782 --> 01:19:55,739
but I'm... I'm wondering
if you and the Sisters
1570
01:19:55,913 --> 01:19:57,130
could come to the chapel.
1571
01:19:58,521 --> 01:20:00,000
Is this some kind of joke?
1572
01:20:00,521 --> 01:20:02,782
Because I'm totally willing
to break that Commandment
1573
01:20:02,956 --> 01:20:05,565
about not killing you
if this is a joke.
1574
01:20:05,739 --> 01:20:07,826
No, it's... it's not a joke.
1575
01:20:08,434 --> 01:20:10,695
Uh, all the Sisters
in ten minutes, please?
1576
01:20:39,173 --> 01:20:45,391
♪ Make me a channel
Of your peace ♪
1577
01:20:45,565 --> 01:20:47,565
♪ Where there is hatred ♪
1578
01:20:47,739 --> 01:20:52,347
♪ Let me bring your love ♪
1579
01:20:52,521 --> 01:20:54,956
♪ Where there is injury ♪
1580
01:20:55,130 --> 01:20:58,956
♪ Your pardon, Lord ♪
1581
01:20:59,608 --> 01:21:01,260
♪ And where there's doubt ♪
1582
01:21:01,434 --> 01:21:06,347
♪ True faith in you ♪
1583
01:21:06,521 --> 01:21:08,739
♪ Oh master, grant that ♪
1584
01:21:08,913 --> 01:21:13,565
♪ I may never seek ♪
1585
01:21:13,739 --> 01:21:16,260
♪ So much to be consoled ♪
1586
01:21:16,434 --> 01:21:20,217
♪ As to console ♪
1587
01:21:20,391 --> 01:21:22,739
♪ To be understood ♪
1588
01:21:22,913 --> 01:21:27,260
♪ As to understand ♪
1589
01:21:27,434 --> 01:21:30,478
♪ To be loved as to love ♪
1590
01:21:30,652 --> 01:21:35,347
♪ With all my soul ♪
1591
01:21:39,565 --> 01:21:45,652
♪ Make me a channel
Of your peace ♪
1592
01:21:45,826 --> 01:21:48,217
♪ It is in pardoning ♪
1593
01:21:48,391 --> 01:21:52,913
♪ That we are pardoned ♪
1594
01:21:53,173 --> 01:21:55,565
♪ In giving of ourselves ♪
1595
01:21:55,739 --> 01:21:59,391
♪ That we receive ♪
1596
01:21:59,826 --> 01:22:06,434
♪ And in dying
That we're born ♪
1597
01:22:08,173 --> 01:22:14,521
♪ To eternal ♪
1598
01:22:14,782 --> 01:22:16,260
♪ Life ♪
1599
01:22:16,434 --> 01:22:23,608
♪ Make me a channel
Of your peace ♪
1600
01:22:23,869 --> 01:22:29,173
♪ Peace ♪
1601
01:22:37,956 --> 01:22:39,695
Hey Jake,
are you still down here?
1602
01:22:39,956 --> 01:22:41,304
I'm right here.
1603
01:22:41,695 --> 01:22:43,695
Oh. Listen.
1604
01:22:43,869 --> 01:22:46,173
I know you're in work
mode and not coach mode,
1605
01:22:46,347 --> 01:22:47,608
but could you come up here?
1606
01:22:47,869 --> 01:22:49,695
We're trying
to figure something out.
1607
01:22:52,130 --> 01:22:53,260
Sure.
1608
01:22:53,565 --> 01:22:54,782
You're a peach.
1609
01:22:55,869 --> 01:22:57,343
Oh, you know we're getting
pretty close
1610
01:22:57,347 --> 01:22:58,913
to some possible game dates,
1611
01:22:59,086 --> 01:23:00,826
and we can't put it off anymore.
1612
01:23:01,260 --> 01:23:02,565
We need to name the team.
1613
01:23:02,869 --> 01:23:04,304
Uh-huh.
1614
01:23:04,478 --> 01:23:05,822
And we've been bouncing
around some ideas.
1615
01:23:05,826 --> 01:23:07,347
-Right.
-And since we're both
1616
01:23:07,521 --> 01:23:09,039
Franciscan brothers,
we thought that if we
1617
01:23:09,043 --> 01:23:10,304
could come up with something
1618
01:23:10,478 --> 01:23:12,000
that could pay homage
to St. Francis,
1619
01:23:12,173 --> 01:23:14,173
that'd be really good.
And as you're aware,
1620
01:23:14,347 --> 01:23:15,434
he's really into nature.
1621
01:23:15,652 --> 01:23:16,782
Right?
1622
01:23:17,086 --> 01:23:18,782
The red-eyed tree frogs.
1623
01:23:18,956 --> 01:23:20,565
-No.
-What? They're endangered.
1624
01:23:20,739 --> 01:23:21,956
-Stop it.
-Sparrows?
1625
01:23:22,130 --> 01:23:23,391
-No.
-Caribou.
1626
01:23:23,565 --> 01:23:24,965
-Are you kidding me?
-Whippoorwills!
1627
01:23:25,043 --> 01:23:26,608
-What?
-Go gazelles.
1628
01:23:26,782 --> 01:23:27,869
Absolutely not.
1629
01:23:28,043 --> 01:23:29,478
-Gelflings!
-No!
1630
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:31,260
Wait, you just made that up.
1631
01:23:31,434 --> 01:23:33,304
Whatever that is,
that doesn't exist.
1632
01:23:33,478 --> 01:23:34,782
You guys, seriously.
1633
01:23:35,217 --> 01:23:36,695
It's easy. You gotta pick
a team name
1634
01:23:36,869 --> 01:23:38,086
that's masculine, right?
1635
01:23:38,260 --> 01:23:39,608
And maybe...
maybe how about this?
1636
01:23:39,782 --> 01:23:42,304
Something masculine
and Biblical, right?
1637
01:23:42,478 --> 01:23:44,000
Think about it,
masculine, biblical.
1638
01:23:44,391 --> 01:23:45,956
Wait a minute, I have it.
1639
01:23:46,304 --> 01:23:48,086
I have it.
1640
01:23:49,130 --> 01:23:50,130
Are you ready?
1641
01:23:50,913 --> 01:23:52,391
The Centurions.
1642
01:23:54,956 --> 01:23:56,173
What, are you kidding me?
1643
01:23:56,347 --> 01:23:57,565
The Centurions.
1644
01:23:57,956 --> 01:23:59,521
Come on, that's great.
The Centurions.
1645
01:23:59,695 --> 01:24:00,782
They were the ones who...
1646
01:24:01,043 --> 01:24:02,826
Nailed Jesus to the cross.
1647
01:24:05,043 --> 01:24:06,347
I can't think of everything.
1648
01:24:13,739 --> 01:24:14,956
What is this?
1649
01:24:31,347 --> 01:24:33,173
-What do you think, coach?
-Look at you!
1650
01:24:33,347 --> 01:24:35,173
You guys look like a real team!
1651
01:24:36,913 --> 01:24:38,782
This is amazing,
it's just amazing!
1652
01:24:38,956 --> 01:24:41,782
You're amazing here!
1653
01:24:41,956 --> 01:24:44,217
Now gentlemen, let's party!
1654
01:24:51,608 --> 01:24:53,173
-Jake?
-Huh?
1655
01:24:56,869 --> 01:24:59,304
I believe you know
Bob Russell of Elek Plumbing,
1656
01:24:59,608 --> 01:25:01,260
our new team sponsor.
1657
01:25:01,434 --> 01:25:02,695
-Yes.
-W... Wait, what?
1658
01:25:02,869 --> 01:25:04,169
I am an alumni,
and I just wanted...
1659
01:25:04,173 --> 01:25:05,782
Uh, from long before I was here.
1660
01:25:06,782 --> 01:25:08,662
What you're doing with
these kids is so amazing.
1661
01:25:08,782 --> 01:25:10,130
Thank you, Jake.
1662
01:25:10,304 --> 01:25:11,521
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
1663
01:25:11,695 --> 01:25:13,055
And of course your new
best friend,
1664
01:25:13,086 --> 01:25:14,256
-the bishop.
-How's it going, Greg?
1665
01:25:14,260 --> 01:25:15,782
Good, how you doing?
1666
01:25:15,956 --> 01:25:17,836
All right, I'm gonna
let you boys talk football.
1667
01:25:19,130 --> 01:25:20,521
Well, I got some good news.
1668
01:25:20,695 --> 01:25:22,217
It isn't a perfect situation,
1669
01:25:22,391 --> 01:25:25,086
but our old buddy from
the seminary, Finnigan?
1670
01:25:25,260 --> 01:25:26,173
Oh, he's a bishop now?
1671
01:25:26,347 --> 01:25:27,826
Yes he is.
1672
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:30,217
And he opened up
a preseason spot.
1673
01:25:30,391 --> 01:25:31,869
Can you be ready in two weeks?
1674
01:25:32,478 --> 01:25:34,956
Well, I would've said no
five minutes ago, but...
1675
01:25:35,434 --> 01:25:36,695
I don't know, thanks to...
1676
01:25:37,043 --> 01:25:38,478
thanks to Bob Russell,
1677
01:25:39,304 --> 01:25:41,173
yeah, man.
I think we'd be ready.
1678
01:25:41,652 --> 01:25:43,521
-Where we going?
-Pennsylvania.
1679
01:25:43,782 --> 01:25:45,347
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
1680
01:25:45,521 --> 01:25:48,347
We are playing
Bethlehem Catholic Golden Hawks.
1681
01:25:48,565 --> 01:25:50,826
Is this some kind of joke?
1682
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:52,739
No, and it wasn't easy, either.
1683
01:25:53,304 --> 01:25:54,384
Nobody wants to play a team
1684
01:25:54,521 --> 01:25:56,000
that no one's ever heard of.
1685
01:25:56,173 --> 01:25:58,434
Finnigan offered us a
preseason exhibition spot
1686
01:25:58,608 --> 01:26:01,478
against the Golden Hawks,
so I jumped on it.
1687
01:26:01,956 --> 01:26:05,000
But remember, it doesn't
matter if we win or lose.
1688
01:26:05,391 --> 01:26:08,652
We are playing some
honest to God football, boys.
1689
01:26:09,043 --> 01:26:11,304
But try to win.
1690
01:26:11,478 --> 01:26:12,434
Right, Jake?
1691
01:26:14,130 --> 01:26:15,260
Jake?
1692
01:26:15,434 --> 01:26:18,913
♪ Been asleep for so long ♪
1693
01:26:20,391 --> 01:26:23,173
♪ I forgot what it was like ♪
1694
01:26:23,347 --> 01:26:25,304
♪ To be awake ♪
1695
01:26:27,217 --> 01:26:28,657
Hatcher keeps the ball
1696
01:26:28,695 --> 01:26:30,478
-Turn it up, turn it up!
-Up field, up field!
1697
01:26:30,652 --> 01:26:32,434
and had room to run,
1698
01:26:32,608 --> 01:26:34,368
but closes
in and takes him down
1699
01:26:34,434 --> 01:26:36,000
at the 20 yard line.
1700
01:26:36,739 --> 01:26:37,913
Hey, hey, hey.
1701
01:26:38,434 --> 01:26:39,909
What are you doing?
You're going the wrong way.
1702
01:26:39,913 --> 01:26:41,521
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm okay.
1703
01:26:42,652 --> 01:26:44,000
You wanna come out?
1704
01:26:44,173 --> 01:26:45,648
-Put Frank in.
-Yeah, we'll put Frank in.
1705
01:26:45,652 --> 01:26:47,608
-Come on out.
-No, he'll fumble.
1706
01:26:47,782 --> 01:26:49,304
I... I've got one more
in me, I think.
1707
01:26:49,652 --> 01:26:51,132
Well, Ryan,
I would love to stand here
1708
01:26:51,304 --> 01:26:53,521
and discuss this with you,
but I got a game to win.
1709
01:26:53,695 --> 01:26:55,565
-Are you in or you out?
-I'm in.
1710
01:26:55,826 --> 01:26:56,913
All right, then get in!
1711
01:26:57,086 --> 01:26:58,304
Let's go!
1712
01:26:58,782 --> 01:27:00,169
Hatcher keeps the ball again
1713
01:27:00,173 --> 01:27:01,521
but is hit hard
1714
01:27:01,695 --> 01:27:04,000
by three linebackers on the ten.
1715
01:27:04,173 --> 01:27:07,782
♪ Pray to God that
I was wrong ♪
1716
01:27:08,478 --> 01:27:12,478
♪ This is all some
Big mistake ♪
1717
01:27:14,608 --> 01:27:17,217
♪ I lost a part of me ♪
1718
01:27:17,478 --> 01:27:21,304
♪ In you that
I will never get back ♪
1719
01:27:21,478 --> 01:27:23,086
♪ Took me years ♪
1720
01:27:23,260 --> 01:27:25,173
♪ To finally see ♪
1721
01:27:25,347 --> 01:27:27,648
-Coach Bauer, have you been fired?
-No, I haven't been fired.
1722
01:27:27,652 --> 01:27:29,956
Who is responsible?
1723
01:27:32,043 --> 01:27:33,434
What happened to Ryan?
1724
01:27:40,478 --> 01:27:42,434
♪ So wake up ♪
1725
01:27:42,608 --> 01:27:45,956
♪ I've been waiting for you ♪
1726
01:27:46,217 --> 01:27:48,347
♪ I know where you've been ♪
1727
01:27:48,521 --> 01:27:50,565
No! Come on, no!
1728
01:27:51,304 --> 01:27:52,608
Come on!
1729
01:27:53,130 --> 01:27:56,173
I've looked everywhere,
and he is nowhere to be found.
1730
01:27:56,347 --> 01:27:57,956
No, he's not here.
1731
01:27:59,956 --> 01:28:01,000
Yes, gentlemen?
1732
01:28:02,739 --> 01:28:04,652
I know that when I tell you this,
1733
01:28:05,347 --> 01:28:06,913
I'm gonna get
in a lot of trouble,
1734
01:28:09,304 --> 01:28:10,695
But I think I know where he is.
1735
01:28:12,608 --> 01:28:17,130
♪ Oh ♪
1736
01:28:22,434 --> 01:28:24,434
Jake, I believe
your girlfriend's here.
1737
01:28:27,173 --> 01:28:29,913
Jake. Jake, incoming.
1738
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:37,434
Oh, Jesus.
1739
01:28:37,826 --> 01:28:39,391
You're gonna wish it was Jesus,
1740
01:28:39,565 --> 01:28:42,695
because He's all loving
and all forgiving, but me?
1741
01:28:42,869 --> 01:28:45,173
I am just one angry nun!
1742
01:28:46,391 --> 01:28:47,652
Okay, I'm out.
1743
01:28:48,478 --> 01:28:50,438
Why don't you just turn
around and get outta here?
1744
01:28:50,608 --> 01:28:51,869
Nobody wants you here.
1745
01:28:52,043 --> 01:28:53,478
Would you excuse us, please?
1746
01:28:53,695 --> 01:28:54,695
Uh...
1747
01:28:55,304 --> 01:28:56,521
Uh...
1748
01:28:56,695 --> 01:28:58,695
Look, I'm...
I'm sorry, I have to stay
1749
01:28:58,869 --> 01:29:00,996
where the... where the money is.
You know, it's the boss'...
1750
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:02,608
-Get out.
-10-4.
1751
01:29:10,782 --> 01:29:12,217
You know, you almost had me.
1752
01:29:13,956 --> 01:29:16,173
You almost pulled it off.
1753
01:29:18,130 --> 01:29:19,130
Come home.
1754
01:29:21,043 --> 01:29:23,043
You think I'm stupid, don't you?
1755
01:29:23,869 --> 01:29:26,347
That I don't... I don't know
what it is that you're doing.
1756
01:29:26,521 --> 01:29:27,782
I know exactly
1757
01:29:28,217 --> 01:29:29,739
what you're doing.
1758
01:29:30,217 --> 01:29:31,648
You're doing
the exact same thing to me
1759
01:29:31,652 --> 01:29:33,000
that you do to those boys.
1760
01:29:34,608 --> 01:29:35,826
You're selling hope.
1761
01:29:37,304 --> 01:29:38,504
But you just forget to mention
1762
01:29:38,608 --> 01:29:41,173
that it is a hopeless world,
1763
01:29:42,130 --> 01:29:44,826
and that god that you
are pushing up there,
1764
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:47,434
he is a cruel god.
1765
01:29:47,608 --> 01:29:48,826
You don't mean that.
1766
01:29:50,086 --> 01:29:51,391
I'll tell you this.
1767
01:29:52,652 --> 01:29:54,000
If He is up there,
1768
01:29:55,695 --> 01:29:56,869
He's got a sense of humor.
1769
01:29:57,043 --> 01:29:58,304
You listen, listen.
1770
01:29:59,347 --> 01:30:01,521
You can hear Him
laughing at old Jake Bauer.
1771
01:30:03,434 --> 01:30:05,260
The big laughing guy in the sky.
1772
01:30:14,521 --> 01:30:15,782
Now...
1773
01:30:15,956 --> 01:30:17,739
I want you to do me a favor.
1774
01:30:18,086 --> 01:30:19,304
This is really important.
1775
01:30:21,652 --> 01:30:24,000
For once in your life,
1776
01:30:24,173 --> 01:30:26,913
I want you to tell those
boys the truth,
1777
01:30:27,086 --> 01:30:28,347
okay?
1778
01:30:28,521 --> 01:30:30,173
I want you
to go back to that school,
1779
01:30:31,086 --> 01:30:33,782
and I want you
to look 'em in the eye,
1780
01:30:33,956 --> 01:30:36,565
and I want you to admit to them
1781
01:30:37,173 --> 01:30:38,695
that they are never,
1782
01:30:38,869 --> 01:30:40,130
ever gonna be
1783
01:30:40,304 --> 01:30:42,086
anything more
than they are right now.
1784
01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:44,826
Listen to me!
1785
01:30:45,260 --> 01:30:48,652
You are not gonna be
another in a long line of men
1786
01:30:48,869 --> 01:30:51,391
who turn
their back on those boys!
1787
01:30:51,565 --> 01:30:53,521
Do you hear me?
1788
01:30:53,695 --> 01:30:55,521
You are gonna pull
yourself together,
1789
01:30:55,695 --> 01:30:58,652
and you are gonna
finish what you started!
1790
01:30:58,869 --> 01:30:59,956
Do you hear me?
1791
01:31:03,043 --> 01:31:06,260
You are so stupid sometimes!
1792
01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:12,173
If you knew anything about me...
1793
01:31:13,869 --> 01:31:15,739
you would never want me to coach.
1794
01:31:18,260 --> 01:31:19,260
Jake.
1795
01:31:22,173 --> 01:31:23,304
Do you think
1796
01:31:23,782 --> 01:31:26,478
that I would have let you
anywhere near my boys...
1797
01:31:28,391 --> 01:31:31,086
if I didn't know
everything about you?
1798
01:31:35,260 --> 01:31:36,695
I know all about Ryan.
1799
01:31:40,043 --> 01:31:41,260
And I know,
1800
01:31:42,521 --> 01:31:44,956
I know that if you could,
1801
01:31:45,565 --> 01:31:46,695
you would change it all.
1802
01:31:49,217 --> 01:31:50,782
But you can't.
1803
01:31:54,869 --> 01:31:57,391
If you weren't so
determined to hate yourself,
1804
01:31:58,391 --> 01:32:01,478
you would see your
purpose as clearly as I do.
1805
01:32:04,086 --> 01:32:08,130
You were sent here to
protect my boys, Jake.
1806
01:32:09,304 --> 01:32:10,521
They need you.
1807
01:32:11,913 --> 01:32:13,347
We all need you.
1808
01:32:13,608 --> 01:32:14,826
We need you.
1809
01:32:17,521 --> 01:32:19,869
How all this happened is
such a glorious mystery to me,
1810
01:32:20,043 --> 01:32:21,391
but it did happen.
1811
01:32:22,565 --> 01:32:24,086
And you will go back.
1812
01:32:26,086 --> 01:32:27,826
This time you won't be alone.
1813
01:32:30,391 --> 01:32:31,391
Wait a minute.
1814
01:32:34,173 --> 01:32:35,565
I have to go.
1815
01:32:35,739 --> 01:32:37,000
Go where?
1816
01:32:38,391 --> 01:32:39,695
I have to go there.
1817
01:32:43,521 --> 01:32:44,739
Hey, hey.
1818
01:32:44,913 --> 01:32:46,130
No, no, no. Jake.
1819
01:32:46,304 --> 01:32:48,043
Y...
You're in no condition to drive.
1820
01:32:49,260 --> 01:32:51,086
Can you drive stick?
1821
01:32:51,260 --> 01:32:52,604
I never stole
one of those.
1822
01:32:52,608 --> 01:32:54,043
-You?
-Me neither.
1823
01:32:56,304 --> 01:32:57,739
Sister Margaret Anthony,
1824
01:32:57,913 --> 01:32:59,391
may we borrow your car keys?
1825
01:32:59,565 --> 01:33:01,130
You're not driving our car.
1826
01:33:01,304 --> 01:33:03,347
No, I'm not driving your car.
1827
01:33:03,521 --> 01:33:05,086
He is. Let's go.
1828
01:33:05,260 --> 01:33:07,478
-Where are we going?
-We are going east.
1829
01:33:07,652 --> 01:33:09,347
Wake me up when we get to
Pennsylvania.
1830
01:33:09,521 --> 01:33:11,565
Wait a minute! You...
you can't just leave us here.
1831
01:33:11,739 --> 01:33:13,000
We don't drive stick, either!
1832
01:33:13,173 --> 01:33:14,739
Take an Uber.
1833
01:33:15,739 --> 01:33:17,695
Jake!
1834
01:33:19,652 --> 01:33:21,478
They really are good boys.
1835
01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:24,173
What's an Uber?
1836
01:33:27,869 --> 01:33:29,739
♪ So wake up ♪
1837
01:33:29,913 --> 01:33:33,130
♪ I've been waiting for you ♪
1838
01:33:33,565 --> 01:33:36,347
♪ I know where you've been ♪
1839
01:33:36,782 --> 01:33:39,391
♪ Don't dwell on your sins ♪
1840
01:33:40,173 --> 01:33:43,043
♪ Remember the love ♪
1841
01:33:43,217 --> 01:33:46,739
♪ That lighted your days ♪
1842
01:33:47,000 --> 01:33:53,565
♪ You'll be okay ♪
1843
01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:55,304
♪ Wake up ♪
1844
01:33:55,478 --> 01:33:59,173
♪ I've been waiting for you ♪
1845
01:33:59,347 --> 01:34:02,565
♪ I know where you've been ♪
1846
01:34:02,739 --> 01:34:05,956
♪ Don't dwell on your sins ♪
1847
01:34:06,130 --> 01:34:09,652
♪ Remember the love ♪
1848
01:34:10,391 --> 01:34:11,782
Hey Anthony, Diane.
1849
01:34:13,304 --> 01:34:14,865
I know it's been a while,
but I'm wondering
1850
01:34:14,869 --> 01:34:16,347
if you might have
a minute to talk.
1851
01:34:20,478 --> 01:34:21,695
Sure.
1852
01:34:22,521 --> 01:34:23,739
Come on in.
1853
01:34:31,130 --> 01:34:33,913
Ryan... was a miracle.
1854
01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:37,565
In all my years
coaching, I don't...
1855
01:34:37,739 --> 01:34:38,913
I don't think I've ev...
1856
01:34:39,086 --> 01:34:40,260
ever found a more perfect fit
1857
01:34:40,434 --> 01:34:41,695
for this game.
1858
01:34:42,347 --> 01:34:43,782
He had extraordinary skills,
1859
01:34:44,391 --> 01:34:45,304
and
1860
01:34:45,478 --> 01:34:46,434
perseverance,
1861
01:34:47,739 --> 01:34:49,869
and a very strong will.
1862
01:34:51,391 --> 01:34:53,739
Let me tell you what
I remember most about him.
1863
01:34:54,869 --> 01:34:57,217
I remember his heart.
1864
01:34:59,130 --> 01:35:01,478
That kid was just
filled with love.
1865
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,782
He loved everything.
He loved the game,
1866
01:35:03,956 --> 01:35:05,173
he loved his team.
1867
01:35:05,347 --> 01:35:06,467
He even loved his opponents.
1868
01:35:06,521 --> 01:35:07,601
You know, to him... to him,
1869
01:35:07,652 --> 01:35:09,000
they were all the same.
1870
01:35:15,043 --> 01:35:17,434
But you know, this 20 years
that I have spent...
1871
01:35:19,695 --> 01:35:21,782
...running away
from that night has been a...
1872
01:35:24,434 --> 01:35:26,739
a terrible insult
to that boy's legacy.
1873
01:35:29,130 --> 01:35:30,478
And I gotta be honest.
1874
01:35:31,217 --> 01:35:33,869
I just don't have it
in me to keep running.
1875
01:35:37,347 --> 01:35:38,347
So...
1876
01:35:40,086 --> 01:35:42,869
I guess you are stuck with me.
1877
01:35:43,043 --> 01:35:45,000
-Let's play football!
-Yeah!
1878
01:35:55,130 --> 01:35:57,695
No wonder the electric bill is
bigger than the national debt.
1879
01:36:07,173 --> 01:36:08,434
Ah-ha!
1880
01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:11,360
The brothers told me
you were back.
1881
01:36:11,521 --> 01:36:13,652
-Hm.
-I knew I'd find ya.
1882
01:36:14,652 --> 01:36:17,217
Well, I like that idea of yours,
hide in plain sight.
1883
01:36:17,521 --> 01:36:20,000
But now you did find me,
and you ruined it.
1884
01:36:20,173 --> 01:36:22,086
Hmm, and now you have to kill me.
1885
01:36:22,347 --> 01:36:24,347
Well, this is your lucky day,
because
1886
01:36:24,521 --> 01:36:26,565
if I did kill you,
and I probably should,
1887
01:36:27,130 --> 01:36:28,913
I'm the one who'd get
stuck cleaning it up.
1888
01:36:31,043 --> 01:36:32,739
Hey, um...
1889
01:36:32,913 --> 01:36:34,260
You should know, I...
1890
01:36:34,782 --> 01:36:36,130
I talked to the kids today.
1891
01:36:36,478 --> 01:36:38,130
Told them everything.
1892
01:36:38,304 --> 01:36:39,521
How'd that go?
1893
01:36:43,565 --> 01:36:45,000
They're really good boys.
1894
01:36:46,521 --> 01:36:48,043
Copy that.
1895
01:36:48,217 --> 01:36:49,260
May I sit?
1896
01:36:49,434 --> 01:36:51,391
Hey, you know what Jesus said.
1897
01:36:51,782 --> 01:36:54,000
"Wherever two or more
are gathered in my name."
1898
01:36:54,173 --> 01:36:57,130
Whoa. What?
1899
01:36:57,478 --> 01:36:59,347
Don't get excited.
It's written right here.
1900
01:36:59,521 --> 01:37:01,478
Oh.
1901
01:37:02,478 --> 01:37:03,521
You... You got me on that.
1902
01:37:04,782 --> 01:37:07,826
You're such a jerk.
1903
01:37:11,739 --> 01:37:12,739
Hm.
1904
01:37:13,217 --> 01:37:15,000
You know,
I've been sitting here...
1905
01:37:16,260 --> 01:37:17,648
trying to get
some peace and quiet,
1906
01:37:17,652 --> 01:37:19,347
and I've been
thinking about a lot.
1907
01:37:22,913 --> 01:37:24,300
You know, none of this
would have happened
1908
01:37:24,304 --> 01:37:25,782
if it weren't for you.
1909
01:37:26,478 --> 01:37:27,695
Ah!
1910
01:37:27,869 --> 01:37:30,739
Everyone knows
there is no "U" in team.
1911
01:37:33,739 --> 01:37:36,565
That is something else that
I wanted to talk to you about.
1912
01:37:36,826 --> 01:37:39,695
Now listen, you and
your fellow Sisters, you gotta
1913
01:37:39,869 --> 01:37:41,695
lower your expectations.
1914
01:37:41,869 --> 01:37:43,260
I... I'm not kidding... Now, look.
1915
01:37:43,434 --> 01:37:44,391
The kids are great.
1916
01:37:44,565 --> 01:37:45,765
They're playing great, they're
1917
01:37:45,826 --> 01:37:47,782
acting like a team, fantastic.
1918
01:37:47,956 --> 01:37:49,956
But the chances
of them winning anything
1919
01:37:50,130 --> 01:37:53,565
without any game
experience are slim to none.
1920
01:37:55,478 --> 01:37:56,913
Would it surprise you if I said
1921
01:37:57,086 --> 01:37:59,434
that I was never
in this to win a game?
1922
01:38:03,695 --> 01:38:05,260
I wanted to win a soul.
1923
01:38:08,739 --> 01:38:11,695
Anyway.
Remember what Jesus said.
1924
01:38:11,913 --> 01:38:14,652
"With the faith of a mustard
seed, you can move a mountain."
1925
01:38:14,869 --> 01:38:16,304
Hey, you wanna do me a favor?
1926
01:38:16,608 --> 01:38:19,739
How about you give your buddy
Jesus a message from me?
1927
01:38:19,956 --> 01:38:21,304
I hate mustard!
1928
01:38:22,086 --> 01:38:23,304
He knows.
1929
01:38:25,695 --> 01:38:26,913
Night night.
1930
01:38:27,565 --> 01:38:28,739
Goodnight.
1931
01:38:38,913 --> 01:38:42,260
♪ Once there was a man ♪
1932
01:38:42,434 --> 01:38:46,304
♪ Who faulted all the time ♪
1933
01:38:46,478 --> 01:38:49,217
♪ Faulted all the time ♪
1934
01:38:51,260 --> 01:38:54,695
♪ And when it grew time ♪
1935
01:38:54,869 --> 01:38:58,869
♪ To get his boys in line ♪
1936
01:38:59,043 --> 01:39:01,782
♪ He got his men in line ♪
1937
01:39:03,652 --> 01:39:08,000
♪ He said, "Believe in me ♪"
1938
01:39:08,173 --> 01:39:11,304
♪ And I will ♪
1939
01:39:11,478 --> 01:39:14,869
♪ Believe in you, you" ♪
1940
01:39:15,043 --> 01:39:16,343
All right, boys.
Here we go!
1941
01:39:16,347 --> 01:39:19,869
♪ God loved the man ♪
1942
01:39:20,043 --> 01:39:24,260
♪ Who laid it
On the line, yeah ♪
1943
01:39:24,434 --> 01:39:27,043
♪ We need him to survive ♪
1944
01:39:29,043 --> 01:39:33,043
♪ God loved the man ♪
1945
01:39:33,217 --> 01:39:37,086
♪ Who laid it
On the line, yeah ♪
1946
01:39:37,260 --> 01:39:39,782
♪ Lead him to survive ♪
1947
01:39:40,304 --> 01:39:43,043
♪ Will it all survive ♪
1948
01:39:54,434 --> 01:39:58,043
♪ Once there was a man ♪
1949
01:39:58,217 --> 01:40:01,478
♪ Who dreamt
That he could fly ♪
1950
01:40:02,217 --> 01:40:05,086
♪ He thought it all the time ♪
1951
01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:09,086
♪ And one day he flew ♪
1952
01:40:09,260 --> 01:40:11,217
Okay, boys, gentlemen.
1953
01:40:12,695 --> 01:40:14,043
Let's do it.
1954
01:40:14,217 --> 01:40:15,735
Locker room five,
all the way at the end.
1955
01:40:15,739 --> 01:40:17,019
All right, boys.
1956
01:40:17,086 --> 01:40:18,782
-Let's go!
-Let's get it, guys.
1957
01:40:18,956 --> 01:40:20,648
It's gotta be a difficult time
for you. It's been 20 years
1958
01:40:20,652 --> 01:40:21,778
since you've been
in this stadium.
1959
01:40:21,782 --> 01:40:23,173
What are you feeling tonight?
1960
01:40:23,347 --> 01:40:25,956
Well, um, got a lot of emotions.
1961
01:40:26,130 --> 01:40:28,347
It's been hard, but, you know,
we've both decided
1962
01:40:29,130 --> 01:40:30,869
it's uh... it's time to move on.
1963
01:40:31,043 --> 01:40:32,000
Hi.
1964
01:40:33,086 --> 01:40:34,434
Mister Bauer.
1965
01:40:34,782 --> 01:40:36,517
Mister Bauer, this is quite
a unique homecoming.
1966
01:40:36,521 --> 01:40:38,434
-You wanna comment on that?
-Uh...
1967
01:40:38,608 --> 01:40:40,256
You know what I'm
talking about. It's been, uh,
1968
01:40:40,260 --> 01:40:41,826
nearly two decades
since Ryan Hatcher
1969
01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:43,304
died on this very field.
1970
01:40:43,478 --> 01:40:44,782
-Any comments?
-Um, excuse us.
1971
01:40:44,956 --> 01:40:46,256
-I don't know...
-Uh, Mister Bauer
1972
01:40:46,260 --> 01:40:47,620
has a team to attend to,
thank you.
1973
01:40:47,652 --> 01:40:49,869
Oh, and uh,
God bless Ryan Hatcher.
1974
01:40:50,043 --> 01:40:52,608
♪ Laid it on the line, yeah ♪
1975
01:40:52,782 --> 01:40:55,782
♪ Lead him to survive ♪
1976
01:40:56,043 --> 01:40:58,391
♪ Will it all survive ♪
1977
01:41:15,130 --> 01:41:16,739
And ladies and gentlemen,
1978
01:41:16,913 --> 01:41:18,434
I give you our home team,
1979
01:41:18,608 --> 01:41:21,304
the Bethlehem
Catholic Golden Hawks!
1980
01:41:45,652 --> 01:41:47,391
Please welcome our visiting team,
1981
01:41:47,565 --> 01:41:48,956
all the way from Ohio,
1982
01:41:49,130 --> 01:41:51,086
the Mary Immaculate Saints!
1983
01:42:44,043 --> 01:42:45,260
Wow.
1984
01:42:48,913 --> 01:42:51,478
Not much of a turnout
for the underdog, huh?
1985
01:42:51,652 --> 01:42:54,608
No, I think everyone who's
supposed to be here is here.
1986
01:43:26,478 --> 01:43:28,608
Okay, here we go.
The Saints have won the toss,
1987
01:43:28,782 --> 01:43:31,260
and Coach Bauer
has elected to defer.
1988
01:43:31,521 --> 01:43:33,043
Now I'm really
excited about this game.
1989
01:43:33,217 --> 01:43:35,347
All right, let's go, boys!
Let's go!
1990
01:43:35,652 --> 01:43:36,956
Oh, thank you.
1991
01:43:37,130 --> 01:43:38,652
All right, get out there! Seth.
1992
01:43:41,260 --> 01:43:42,565
Put your helmet on.
1993
01:43:42,739 --> 01:43:44,347
It's a bittersweet
reunion tonight
1994
01:43:44,521 --> 01:43:47,130
for Bethlehem Catholic's
former coach, Jake Bauer.
1995
01:43:47,347 --> 01:43:49,565
That's right, it really is.
Bauer brings with him
1996
01:43:49,739 --> 01:43:51,826
a brand new, completely
inexperienced team here
1997
01:43:52,000 --> 01:43:53,608
to face this powerhouse.
1998
01:43:53,782 --> 01:43:55,561
And we're
in his hometown, no less.
1999
01:44:06,347 --> 01:44:08,347
Let's go, boys!
2000
01:44:33,478 --> 01:44:35,217
He's all right,
he knows what to do.
2001
01:44:37,217 --> 01:44:38,391
Come on, buddy.
2002
01:44:38,782 --> 01:44:40,043
We believe in you, Seth!
2003
01:44:40,652 --> 01:44:41,913
This is your moment!
2004
01:44:42,956 --> 01:44:45,173
-Come on, Seth!
-You got this!
2005
01:44:50,130 --> 01:44:51,869
Yeah, that's a beaut!
2006
01:44:52,043 --> 01:44:55,260
Watch out, let's go!
2007
01:44:55,434 --> 01:44:58,826
Contain! Contain him!
Contain him!
2008
01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:08,043
-Let's go!
-Knock him out of bounds!
2009
01:45:13,347 --> 01:45:15,260
Are you kidding me? Already?
2010
01:45:17,826 --> 01:45:19,217
-Yeah!
-That's the other team.
2011
01:45:19,391 --> 01:45:20,956
-Oh.
-That's okay.
2012
01:45:22,478 --> 01:45:24,260
Get in there
and block the extra point.
2013
01:45:24,434 --> 01:45:27,000
Aw, not a good beginning
for the Mary Immaculate Saints.
2014
01:45:27,173 --> 01:45:29,126
They'll have to do better
than this or it's gonna be
2015
01:45:29,130 --> 01:45:31,434
a long ride home
for Coach Bauer and his team.
2016
01:45:40,391 --> 01:45:42,565
Come on, now!
Block that kick!
2017
01:45:43,434 --> 01:45:44,608
Block that kick!
2018
01:45:44,782 --> 01:45:45,826
Get it! Get it!
2019
01:45:51,391 --> 01:45:54,782
-Whoo!
-Yes! Nice! Nice! Nice.
2020
01:45:57,565 --> 01:45:59,173
You gotta be kidding me.
2021
01:45:59,347 --> 01:46:01,608
Looks like we've got ourselves
a real football game now.
2022
01:46:01,782 --> 01:46:03,391
Jess D'Ambrosio on the block.
2023
01:46:03,565 --> 01:46:05,347
Well, let me be
the first to say it.
2024
01:46:05,521 --> 01:46:08,260
That young man, number
88's got a future in football.
2025
01:46:08,434 --> 01:46:10,434
All right, offense line!
Hold your block!
2026
01:46:10,826 --> 01:46:11,952
Check, check!
2027
01:46:11,956 --> 01:46:14,260
John, 747! John, 747!
2028
01:46:15,347 --> 01:46:17,043
And check! Strike, strike!
2029
01:46:17,217 --> 01:46:18,173
Check!
2030
01:46:18,347 --> 01:46:19,608
Hold your block!
2031
01:46:19,782 --> 01:46:20,826
Go!
2032
01:46:25,478 --> 01:46:28,086
-Come on!
-The block is collapsing!
2033
01:46:30,130 --> 01:46:31,930
He doesn't have enough
time to read the block.
2034
01:46:32,304 --> 01:46:33,478
Guys, hold steady!
2035
01:46:33,652 --> 01:46:35,956
44 stack... cover two
2036
01:46:40,217 --> 01:46:41,869
Fumble! Fumble!
2037
01:46:43,695 --> 01:46:45,347
Yeah! Yeah!
2038
01:46:48,391 --> 01:46:49,652
I got it!
2039
01:46:49,826 --> 01:46:51,086
Let's go!
2040
01:46:51,434 --> 01:46:52,695
Oh, I read about this.
2041
01:46:52,869 --> 01:46:54,565
This is called a huddle.
2042
01:46:56,347 --> 01:46:57,521
Saints.
2043
01:46:57,695 --> 01:46:59,095
I just think it's nice when
they hug
2044
01:46:59,260 --> 01:47:00,652
-each other.
-Aw.
2045
01:47:08,869 --> 01:47:10,086
Watch the pass!
2046
01:47:10,260 --> 01:47:11,608
Watch the pass!
2047
01:47:15,869 --> 01:47:17,043
Ready?
2048
01:47:17,434 --> 01:47:18,652
Cream him!
2049
01:47:19,086 --> 01:47:20,391
-Cream him!
-Go!
2050
01:47:28,000 --> 01:47:29,956
Yeah!
2051
01:47:32,521 --> 01:47:35,043
Michael, Michael!
You wanna watch the game?
2052
01:47:35,217 --> 01:47:36,826
Come over here into the stand!
2053
01:47:37,000 --> 01:47:39,043
And the
extra point puts them at 13.
2054
01:48:14,521 --> 01:48:16,347
Johnny, Luke, 677!
2055
01:48:38,217 --> 01:48:39,608
Go Saints!
2056
01:48:39,782 --> 01:48:41,000
Huh?
2057
01:48:46,000 --> 01:48:48,039
Ladies and
gentlemen, for this very special
2058
01:48:48,043 --> 01:48:51,000
exhibition game, Bethlehem's
own Liberty Grenadiers
2059
01:48:51,173 --> 01:48:52,521
and Freedom's Patriot Band
2060
01:48:52,695 --> 01:48:54,391
have combined their talents
2061
01:48:54,565 --> 01:48:57,260
to entertain you in a very
special halftime show.
2062
01:49:22,391 --> 01:49:23,695
Settle down, settle down.
2063
01:49:24,130 --> 01:49:25,391
Settle down, come on.
2064
01:49:25,869 --> 01:49:28,521
Grab... grab a seat, hurry up.
2065
01:49:28,695 --> 01:49:30,782
That was an amazing first half.
2066
01:49:32,391 --> 01:49:33,608
It was electric.
2067
01:49:33,869 --> 01:49:35,130
-Yep.
-Yep.
2068
01:49:35,304 --> 01:49:38,304
-Yeah!
-Father Tony, FT.
2069
01:49:39,086 --> 01:49:40,695
Sister Clara, Sister Kathleen,
2070
01:49:40,869 --> 01:49:42,826
we're all very
impressed with all of you.
2071
01:49:44,434 --> 01:49:46,347
Look, you guys.
2072
01:49:47,434 --> 01:49:49,391
I know this is the moment
when I'm supposed
2073
01:49:49,565 --> 01:49:51,173
to yell at you, I'm supposed to
2074
01:49:51,347 --> 01:49:52,913
remind you
that we have a game to win,
2075
01:49:53,086 --> 01:49:55,043
and that you have to try harder.
2076
01:49:57,869 --> 01:49:59,826
But tonight is not about that.
2077
01:50:01,260 --> 01:50:03,130
Tonight is about something else.
2078
01:50:05,086 --> 01:50:06,304
I wanna take a moment.
2079
01:50:08,913 --> 01:50:09,913
Look around the room.
2080
01:50:12,000 --> 01:50:14,782
Look at the young men
to your right, to your left.
2081
01:50:14,956 --> 01:50:15,956
Look at their face.
2082
01:50:18,782 --> 01:50:20,062
'Cause I want you to remember...
2083
01:50:21,086 --> 01:50:22,304
this moment.
2084
01:50:23,043 --> 01:50:25,443
'Cause you're gonna talk about
it for the rest of your lives.
2085
01:50:26,086 --> 01:50:28,130
You're gonna tell the
families that you build,
2086
01:50:28,304 --> 01:50:29,434
and the friends you make.
2087
01:50:30,173 --> 01:50:33,652
You're gonna tell anyone
who'll listen about this night.
2088
01:50:35,869 --> 01:50:37,521
Because this is the night...
2089
01:50:38,956 --> 01:50:40,173
that you realized...
2090
01:50:42,956 --> 01:50:44,521
you will never be alone again.
2091
01:50:46,478 --> 01:50:47,695
This is the night...
2092
01:50:49,913 --> 01:50:51,217
that you became a team.
2093
01:50:52,478 --> 01:50:53,565
Yeah!
2094
01:50:55,347 --> 01:50:58,782
I love him.
2095
01:51:00,086 --> 01:51:02,561
The Mary Immaculate
Saints may have started off slow,
2096
01:51:02,565 --> 01:51:04,304
but they've certainly
found their rhythm.
2097
01:51:04,478 --> 01:51:06,565
The Golden Hawks
currently lead 13 to 7
2098
01:51:06,739 --> 01:51:07,913
as we begin the second half
2099
01:51:08,086 --> 01:51:09,391
of this special exhibition game.
2100
01:51:09,565 --> 01:51:11,391
-No, you pick it.
-Okay.
2101
01:51:13,695 --> 01:51:17,173
♪ What if the tallest
Building crashed ♪
2102
01:51:17,347 --> 01:51:20,217
♪ Left his men
To fill the gaps ♪
2103
01:51:20,391 --> 01:51:25,391
♪ Would the world look
For better days ♪
2104
01:51:26,391 --> 01:51:29,739
♪ What if the top half
Never falls ♪
2105
01:51:29,913 --> 01:51:33,000
♪ And the people
That he crossed ♪
2106
01:51:33,173 --> 01:51:35,782
♪ Would the world look
For better days ♪
2107
01:51:35,956 --> 01:51:38,260
Golden Hawks
start at the 30 yard line.
2108
01:51:38,434 --> 01:51:40,347
Hershman stands with the shotgun.
2109
01:51:40,521 --> 01:51:42,826
Takes the snap,
tosses it to Balkovic.
2110
01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:44,391
Oh, it's a flea flicker.
2111
01:51:44,565 --> 01:51:45,561
He's got a man open!
2112
01:51:45,565 --> 01:51:46,826
But it's intercepted
2113
01:51:47,000 --> 01:51:48,391
by Raphael at the 50!
2114
01:51:48,565 --> 01:51:49,695
He's at the 40!
2115
01:51:49,869 --> 01:51:52,217
30! Could this be a pick six?
2116
01:51:52,391 --> 01:51:54,000
Touchdown, Saints!
2117
01:51:58,652 --> 01:52:00,391
Oh, there's a hole!
He found a hole!
2118
01:52:00,565 --> 01:52:01,605
How did he find that hole?
2119
01:52:02,086 --> 01:52:04,130
Centurion 768 on one, alright?
2120
01:52:12,086 --> 01:52:13,782
Oh!
2121
01:52:16,434 --> 01:52:18,782
That is the final timeout
for the visiting team.
2122
01:52:18,956 --> 01:52:21,086
I can say nobody saw this coming.
2123
01:52:21,391 --> 01:52:22,608
This late in the game?
2124
01:52:22,782 --> 01:52:24,608
Coach Bauer's freshman team
2125
01:52:24,782 --> 01:52:26,478
has the Golden Hawks
scrambling for a win
2126
01:52:26,652 --> 01:52:27,852
in this extraordinary contest.
2127
01:52:27,913 --> 01:52:29,039
Come on, huddle up, huddle up.
2128
01:52:29,043 --> 01:52:30,347
How about Mark 774?
2129
01:52:30,521 --> 01:52:32,121
-Oh, that's good.
-What's the plan, Stan?
2130
01:52:32,173 --> 01:52:34,478
Well, we gotta get them
in field goal range ASAP,
2131
01:52:34,652 --> 01:52:36,304
otherwise they still
have time to score
2132
01:52:36,478 --> 01:52:37,695
-and to win.
-Hm.
2133
01:52:37,869 --> 01:52:38,869
-I knew that.
-Coach?
2134
01:52:39,043 --> 01:52:40,347
I'm kinda busy here, Night Owl.
2135
01:52:40,521 --> 01:52:42,304
Yes, I know.
You're trying to figure out
2136
01:52:42,478 --> 01:52:44,304
what to run to build a wider gap,
2137
01:52:44,478 --> 01:52:46,391
but I think you have
a bigger problem.
2138
01:52:46,956 --> 01:52:48,521
-Which is?
-They've figured out your
2139
01:52:48,695 --> 01:52:50,043
entire offensive playbook.
2140
01:52:50,217 --> 01:52:51,608
They know which
way you're moving,
2141
01:52:51,782 --> 01:52:54,043
because I think
Johnny has a tell.
2142
01:52:54,478 --> 01:52:56,347
-A what?
-Well, without knowing it,
2143
01:52:56,521 --> 01:52:58,039
you're doing something
with your body language
2144
01:52:58,043 --> 01:52:59,300
that tells them
how you're moving.
2145
01:52:59,304 --> 01:53:00,521
It's the same thing in chess.
2146
01:53:00,695 --> 01:53:02,347
Oh...
I don't even know what we're
2147
01:53:02,521 --> 01:53:04,300
-running half the time.
-Oh, oh. Forget it, forget it.
2148
01:53:04,304 --> 01:53:06,424
Just do what you're doing.
It doesn't change anything.
2149
01:53:06,565 --> 01:53:08,608
We still have to get
in field goal range.
2150
01:53:08,913 --> 01:53:10,233
You're gonna have to do something
2151
01:53:10,304 --> 01:53:11,304
they'll never see coming.
2152
01:53:14,739 --> 01:53:17,086
We've got a new player coming in.
2153
01:53:17,260 --> 01:53:19,260
That is Nathaniel Owens.
2154
01:53:19,434 --> 01:53:20,739
Give me this for a moment.
2155
01:53:21,086 --> 01:53:22,826
That kid, he can't be
in middle school,
2156
01:53:23,000 --> 01:53:24,304
let alone high school.
2157
01:53:24,521 --> 01:53:26,739
You're going down, zeroes!
2158
01:53:27,000 --> 01:53:28,565
We're gonna get you!
2159
01:53:28,739 --> 01:53:30,521
You're gonna get killed!
2160
01:53:30,695 --> 01:53:32,565
Do you have any advice?
2161
01:53:32,739 --> 01:53:34,130
Just do what Coach told you.
2162
01:53:35,086 --> 01:53:36,086
Don't get tackled.
2163
01:53:37,652 --> 01:53:38,913
Set!
2164
01:53:39,521 --> 01:53:41,130
Line out, line out! Hut!
2165
01:53:47,565 --> 01:53:49,695
Go! Get out, get out!
2166
01:53:50,043 --> 01:53:52,173
Get out, get out, get out!
2167
01:53:53,869 --> 01:53:54,829
Yes!
2168
01:53:57,478 --> 01:53:59,387
With less than
30 seconds on the clock,
2169
01:53:59,391 --> 01:54:01,478
that run by Nathaniel Owens
has put the Saints
2170
01:54:01,652 --> 01:54:02,869
in field goal range.
2171
01:54:13,217 --> 01:54:14,604
Well, Francis,
looks like the Saints
2172
01:54:14,608 --> 01:54:16,008
had to settle
for a field goal here,
2173
01:54:16,043 --> 01:54:18,086
but it puts them up 17-13.
2174
01:54:19,347 --> 01:54:21,347
Might be too early to
call this a Cinderella story,
2175
01:54:21,391 --> 01:54:23,151
but it's certainly
starting to read like one.
2176
01:54:27,391 --> 01:54:30,086
Clausnitzer takes the return.
2177
01:54:30,260 --> 01:54:31,695
He's found some room to run!
2178
01:54:31,869 --> 01:54:33,434
Francis, I may have
spoken too soon.
2179
01:54:33,608 --> 01:54:34,913
They have just one man to beat!
2180
01:54:35,086 --> 01:54:36,347
But D'Ambrosio's closing in,
2181
01:54:36,521 --> 01:54:38,260
and he makes the tackle
2182
01:54:38,608 --> 01:54:40,478
at the 15 yard line.
2183
01:54:43,434 --> 01:54:45,039
Now let's
see if Hershman can lead
2184
01:54:45,043 --> 01:54:46,956
Golden Hawks
to a last-minute victory.
2185
01:54:48,739 --> 01:54:50,260
Hut!
2186
01:54:50,565 --> 01:54:52,739
Hershman
drops back, rolls to his right.
2187
01:54:52,913 --> 01:54:54,739
He's got a man open...
2188
01:54:54,913 --> 01:54:56,952
Valcovek makes the catch!
Can he get to the goal line?
2189
01:54:56,956 --> 01:54:58,652
No, he's taken down
2190
01:54:58,826 --> 01:55:00,565
at the one yard line.
2191
01:55:00,869 --> 01:55:04,913
So, it will be second and goal
at the one
2192
01:55:05,086 --> 01:55:07,173
-with just seven seconds left.
-Defense, boys!
2193
01:55:11,782 --> 01:55:13,043
Aren't you gonna help them?
2194
01:55:14,695 --> 01:55:15,869
They don't need my help.
2195
01:55:17,869 --> 01:55:19,000
They don't need it.
2196
01:55:21,086 --> 01:55:22,739
They'll know exactly what to do.
2197
01:55:33,565 --> 01:55:35,173
Win it for Ryan!
2198
01:55:35,347 --> 01:55:36,826
Come on!
2199
01:55:37,000 --> 01:55:38,000
Yeah!
2200
01:55:39,000 --> 01:55:40,695
Come on! Let's go!
2201
01:55:40,869 --> 01:55:42,739
Ryan! Ryan! Ryan!
2202
01:55:42,913 --> 01:55:45,565
Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Ryan!
2203
01:55:45,739 --> 01:55:50,695
Ryan! Ryan! Ryan!
2204
01:55:53,478 --> 01:55:55,000
-Let's do this.
-Everybody in!
2205
01:55:55,173 --> 01:55:56,782
Hawks on three! One, two, three!
2206
01:55:56,956 --> 01:55:58,304
Hawks!
2207
01:55:58,478 --> 01:56:00,608
Ryan! Ryan! Ryan!
2208
01:56:00,826 --> 01:56:03,826
Ryan! Ryan! Ryan!
2209
01:56:04,000 --> 01:56:07,565
Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Ryan!
2210
01:56:28,130 --> 01:56:29,086
Ready!
2211
01:56:29,739 --> 01:56:30,956
Nine!
2212
01:56:45,434 --> 01:56:46,652
For Ryan.
2213
01:57:21,652 --> 01:57:23,000
For Ryan.
2214
01:57:28,478 --> 01:57:29,695
For Ryan.
2215
01:57:49,000 --> 01:57:51,086
Woo!
2216
01:57:51,260 --> 01:57:52,660
I don't know
what we just saw there.
2217
01:57:52,826 --> 01:57:54,304
I've never seen
a game end that way.
2218
01:57:54,739 --> 01:57:56,782
I don't even know
if it's legal, but I like it!
2219
01:57:56,956 --> 01:57:59,695
Yeah. And what a beautiful
tribute to Ryan Hatcher.
2220
01:58:37,782 --> 01:58:39,478
That really
is something, isn't it?
2221
01:58:42,347 --> 01:58:43,913
Well, you know what Jesus said.
2222
01:58:45,173 --> 01:58:48,000
"Those who humble
themselves will be exalted."
2223
01:58:51,217 --> 01:58:52,217
Oh.
2224
01:59:04,086 --> 01:59:07,391
♪ Hey mister
Won't you wake up ♪
2225
01:59:07,565 --> 01:59:12,478
♪ Don't you know you're
Sleepwalking through time ♪
2226
01:59:15,173 --> 01:59:16,478
♪ Hey mister ♪
2227
01:59:16,652 --> 01:59:18,391
♪ The demons you're fighting ♪
2228
01:59:18,565 --> 01:59:19,956
♪ Don't you let them ♪
2229
01:59:20,130 --> 01:59:22,565
♪ Creep inside your mind ♪
2230
01:59:22,739 --> 01:59:26,086
♪ Creep inside your mind ♪
2231
01:59:26,260 --> 01:59:27,869
♪ 'Cause when it takes you ♪
2232
01:59:28,043 --> 01:59:30,304
♪ Is when I lose you ♪
2233
01:59:30,478 --> 01:59:32,913
♪ You lock the door ♪
2234
01:59:33,086 --> 01:59:37,173
♪ And shut me out ♪
2235
01:59:37,347 --> 01:59:40,434
♪ And I guess we'll take it ♪
2236
01:59:40,608 --> 01:59:43,217
♪ Day by day ♪
2237
01:59:46,434 --> 01:59:47,652
Uh, Coach?
2238
01:59:48,434 --> 01:59:49,695
Yes?
2239
01:59:49,869 --> 01:59:50,913
Think fast.
2240
01:59:56,217 --> 01:59:59,086
♪ Letting you know
I'm gonna stay ♪
2241
01:59:59,782 --> 02:00:07,086
♪ And I will try to be ♪
2242
02:00:07,260 --> 02:00:10,260
♪ Everything in me ♪
2243
02:00:10,652 --> 02:00:14,391
♪ Hey mister, I see
That you're starving ♪
2244
02:00:14,826 --> 02:00:16,304
♪ You miss the taste ♪
2245
02:00:16,478 --> 02:00:19,782
♪ Of the sweet lies ♪
2246
02:00:21,608 --> 02:00:23,217
♪ Well you held out your hand ♪
2247
02:00:23,478 --> 02:00:25,739
♪ But ended up folding ♪
2248
02:00:25,913 --> 02:00:30,130
♪ It's like it's hard
To even try ♪
2249
02:00:30,304 --> 02:00:33,086
♪ Hard to even try ♪
2250
02:00:33,260 --> 02:00:36,260
♪ But I won't give up
And I won't let you ♪
2251
02:00:36,826 --> 02:00:39,869
♪ 'Cause I know that love ♪
2252
02:00:40,043 --> 02:00:44,304
♪ Will always win ♪
2253
02:00:44,478 --> 02:00:50,478
♪ And I guess we'll take it
Day by day ♪
2254
02:00:51,913 --> 02:00:55,260
♪ Waiting for a saving grace ♪
2255
02:00:55,434 --> 02:01:01,434
♪ You're not walking away ♪
2256
02:01:03,130 --> 02:01:06,130
♪ Letting you know
I'm gonna stay ♪
2257
02:01:06,782 --> 02:01:12,956
♪ And I will try to be ♪
2258
02:01:14,217 --> 02:01:17,130
♪ Everything you need ♪
2259
02:01:18,173 --> 02:01:20,652
♪ And I'll be there for you ♪
2260
02:01:20,913 --> 02:01:23,000
♪ When you have no clue ♪
2261
02:01:23,304 --> 02:01:27,739
♪ How wonderful
You really are ♪
2262
02:01:29,521 --> 02:01:31,608
♪ And I believe ♪
2263
02:01:31,913 --> 02:01:34,434
♪ In what you don't see ♪
2264
02:01:34,695 --> 02:01:37,000
♪ And I'll be the light ♪
2265
02:01:37,173 --> 02:01:42,217
♪ To lead you out of the dark ♪
2266
02:01:42,652 --> 02:01:50,043
♪ And I guess we'll take it
Day by day ♪
2267
02:01:50,565 --> 02:01:53,782
♪ Praying for a saving grace ♪
2268
02:01:53,956 --> 02:02:00,000
♪ And if you're
Not walking away ♪
2269
02:02:01,739 --> 02:02:04,521
♪ Then you know
I'm gonna stay ♪
2270
02:02:05,130 --> 02:02:12,434
♪ And I will try to be ♪
2271
02:02:12,608 --> 02:02:15,739
♪ Everything you need ♪
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