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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,942 --> 00:00:09,209 [growls] 2 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:17,251 "C'est La Vie" by B*Witched plays 3 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:20,722 ♪ Ah, ohh ♪ 4 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,290 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 5 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:25,259 ♪ Ah, ohh ♪ 6 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:29,496 ♪ Ah, ohh ♪ 7 00:00:31,666 --> 00:00:34,736 ♪ I said, hey, boy Sittin' in your tree ♪ 8 00:00:35,102 --> 00:00:37,271 ♪ Mummy always wants you to come for tea ♪ 9 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:38,907 ♪ Don't by shy Straighten up your tie ♪♪ 10 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:41,308 ♪ Get down from your tree house Sittin' in the sky... ♪ 11 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:44,979 [woman] Coco, Sophie, Mel, and I met in middle school , 12 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,447 and we were instantly best friends. 13 00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:50,785 Sophie was the sweetest girl you've ever met. 14 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:53,053 Hey, guys, I got us mixtapes. 15 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:55,690 -[girl] You're kidding. -Oh, my gosh. 16 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:58,526 [squeals, giggles] Thank you so much. 17 00:00:58,927 --> 00:01:00,595 [woman] Coco was a total badass . 18 00:01:02,664 --> 00:01:04,131 Are you fucking kidding me? 19 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:06,935 Hey, get back here! I'm gonna stomp your fucking ass, bitch! 20 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:08,402 ♪ ...blow you away ♪ 21 00:01:08,770 --> 00:01:11,606 ♪ Say you won't Say you'll do what I don't... ♪ 22 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:13,340 [woman] And Mel... 23 00:01:14,042 --> 00:01:16,678 Guys, look, I just stole a Mercedes. 24 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:19,346 Mel was completely insane. 25 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:20,949 Holy shit. 26 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:22,684 -[honking] -[Mel] Come on, get in. 27 00:01:23,017 --> 00:01:24,284 -[sustained honk] -I'm not gonna stop 28 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:25,452 until you get in. 29 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,120 -Wanna go? -Okay. 30 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:28,590 -Can we go? -Okay. 31 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:30,223 -Okay. -♪ Say you'll do... ♪ 32 00:01:30,592 --> 00:01:32,961 [woman] We stayed super close over the years. 33 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:34,696 All through high school, 34 00:01:34,896 --> 00:01:35,964 and our 20s 35 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:37,532 and our 30s. 36 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:40,001 We always had the best time together. 37 00:01:40,635 --> 00:01:44,171 But unfortunately, our lives have gotten so busy 38 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:48,543 with our kids and our families and our jobs, 39 00:01:49,010 --> 00:01:51,111 we never really get to see each other anymore. 40 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:52,847 As for me, 41 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:55,415 I've been buried in work for the last six months. 42 00:01:56,084 --> 00:01:59,887 This court finds for the plaintiff and awards him full restitution. 43 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:01,288 -Case is adjourned. -[gavel bangs] 44 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:03,658 -Ah. -Thank you for your great work. 45 00:02:03,725 --> 00:02:06,594 -Of course. Congratulations. [chuckles] -Thank you. 46 00:02:06,661 --> 00:02:08,495 -I'll call you later. Okay. -[client] Okay. 47 00:02:08,730 --> 00:02:10,732 Hey, great job today. 48 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,867 Thanks. You too. You did great. 49 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:16,638 Honestly, I'm glad you won. My client is such an asshole. 50 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:20,008 [laughs] I've had my share of those. 51 00:02:20,074 --> 00:02:22,510 So, I don't usually do this, 52 00:02:22,777 --> 00:02:25,412 but now that the case is over, 53 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:27,682 can I take you to dinner? 54 00:02:29,784 --> 00:02:31,519 Oh. Are you looking for a job? 55 00:02:31,853 --> 00:02:35,523 [chuckling] What? No. No, because I like you. 56 00:02:36,024 --> 00:02:37,692 Oh! Oh, oh, oh! 57 00:02:38,026 --> 00:02:39,794 Are you, uh-- are you asking me on a date? 58 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:42,295 -I was trying to. -[chuckles] 59 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:46,233 Oh, yes. Okay. I would-- yes. I would love that. 60 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:48,435 -Okay. -Yeah, I'm good at dating. 61 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:49,771 -Great. -Uh-huh. 62 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:50,772 When's good for you? 63 00:02:51,039 --> 00:02:53,440 Okay. Um. Oh, let me look. 64 00:02:53,775 --> 00:02:57,310 Let's see here. So, I can't do this weekend. 65 00:02:57,612 --> 00:03:00,915 And then my son has soccer playoffs. 66 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:05,385 And my dad is getting his hip s-surgery. 67 00:03:05,452 --> 00:03:08,523 [sharp inhale] Back in trial again. Um... 68 00:03:09,157 --> 00:03:11,059 There-- July 19th? 69 00:03:11,693 --> 00:03:14,796 -You mean three months from now? -Mm. [soft chuckle] 70 00:03:15,096 --> 00:03:17,532 The joys of being a single mom. [chuckle] 71 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:21,536 You know what? If something opens up, why don't you give me a call? 72 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:25,673 -Yes. Okay. I will do that. -Nice to see you. 73 00:03:27,108 --> 00:03:28,308 All right. 74 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:29,677 Bye. 75 00:03:30,144 --> 00:03:30,945 [sighs] 76 00:03:32,013 --> 00:03:33,915 -That was sad. -[phone ringing] 77 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,018 -[phone beeps] -Hi. 78 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,687 Yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm sorry. Okay. 79 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:41,689 Okay. Yeah. Be right there. 80 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:45,459 [man] Sophie! 81 00:03:45,727 --> 00:03:46,861 [Sophie] I'm coming! 82 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:48,996 [mouthing] 83 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:52,567 [man] Sophie! 84 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:55,770 Where were you? 85 00:03:56,104 --> 00:03:58,506 I was at my son's recital, like I mentioned. 86 00:03:58,873 --> 00:04:01,042 [stammers] You can't just leave me like that. 87 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:04,512 I needed lunch, and no one was here. 88 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:06,114 I was scared. 89 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:08,281 I know. I know. It's okay, Toby. 90 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:10,250 I got you lunch on my way back. 91 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,587 Oh, okay. Great. Well, just, uh, do I get a choice? 92 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,622 I've just got to eat whatever you've decided? 93 00:04:14,889 --> 00:04:16,991 12-piece sashimi platter, 94 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,393 pork gyoza, and seaweed salad. 95 00:04:20,695 --> 00:04:22,063 Fuck! That's exactly what I wanted! 96 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:24,866 Yes, I know. Do you need a bib? 97 00:04:26,134 --> 00:04:28,503 No. I'm not a baby. 98 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,004 No, of course not. 99 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:34,041 No, you are the parking lot king of California. 100 00:04:34,509 --> 00:04:36,778 Yes, I am. [chuckles] 101 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:39,147 Okay. Do you need anything else? 102 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:41,516 Yes. Yes, actually, I do. 103 00:04:41,816 --> 00:04:42,784 Um. 104 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:45,285 Last night was a total disaster. 105 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:49,791 A light bulb died in my second beach house, 106 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:53,561 and I had to change it myself. 107 00:04:53,795 --> 00:04:56,764 Oh, Toby, I am so sorry. 108 00:04:56,831 --> 00:04:59,466 I need you to stay on top of my needs. 109 00:04:59,534 --> 00:05:01,301 Anticipate. You know? Anticipate. 110 00:05:01,569 --> 00:05:03,771 -Absolutely. -Okay. 111 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:10,778 [mouthing] 112 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:19,419 [car door opens, closes] 113 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:22,389 I still don't understand why we have to exchange the kids 114 00:05:22,657 --> 00:05:24,324 in, like, a neutral location. 115 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,227 Because every time we exchange the kids at my house, 116 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:28,696 you break plates and you make fun of my penis. 117 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:29,831 Okay, I don't... 118 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,432 Can I just have my kids, please? 119 00:05:33,134 --> 00:05:34,101 Okay, girls. 120 00:05:35,570 --> 00:05:37,238 -Have a good week. -Hi! 121 00:05:37,305 --> 00:05:39,540 Oh, my God, I missed you so much! 122 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:41,209 You look so cute. Look at those boots. 123 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:44,245 -Mommy! -Hi, bubba! Oh, my God! 124 00:05:44,579 --> 00:05:46,848 -Okay, here you go. -Say bye to Daddy. 125 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:48,683 Have fun. I love you. Good bye. 126 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:50,685 Bye, Daddy. Bye, Margaret. 127 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:55,488 Oh, Margaret's here. Amazing. 128 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:59,827 That is awesome. Put your seatbelts on. 129 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,230 Why you letting that hoochie around my kids? 130 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:04,397 She's my girlfriend, Coco, and she's great with the kids. 131 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:08,135 How is it even possible that my husband left me for an older woman? 132 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:10,571 You're supposed to leave me for, like, Gigi Hadid. 133 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:12,139 Not Ina Garten. 134 00:06:12,707 --> 00:06:14,809 -She's not Ina Garten. -No, truly, 135 00:06:15,176 --> 00:06:17,845 does she just, like, turn you on with her Velcro sneakers? 136 00:06:18,112 --> 00:06:19,814 I'm not entertaining this. 137 00:06:21,349 --> 00:06:22,550 -Hey, bub! -Hey, Mommy. 138 00:06:22,884 --> 00:06:24,852 We can hear everything you're saying. 139 00:06:25,119 --> 00:06:27,121 Oh, you can? That's, um... 140 00:06:28,189 --> 00:06:29,156 That's not great. 141 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:32,593 Mommy, why are you always so mad? 142 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:37,732 That's a great question. I, um... 143 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:40,601 I'm gonna say bye to Daddy, okay? 144 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,205 -Did you put them up to this? -I-- You know I didn't. 145 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:46,406 This feels like you put them up to this, Roger. 146 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:47,942 Did she put them up to this? 147 00:06:48,276 --> 00:06:50,144 No, no, she did not put them up to this. 148 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,481 Have you thought about... 149 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:57,318 I don't know, maybe going to therapy? 150 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:59,553 Oh, my God, with the therapy! 151 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:02,056 You gotta shut the fuck up about the therapy. 152 00:07:02,356 --> 00:07:03,858 Look, I just think a good therapist 153 00:07:03,925 --> 00:07:05,526 might be able to help you with your... 154 00:07:06,394 --> 00:07:07,427 with your anger issues. 155 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:09,297 Are you calling me an angry Black woman? 156 00:07:09,664 --> 00:07:10,998 No, no, no. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying-- I'm not-- 157 00:07:11,065 --> 00:07:12,066 No one's calling... 158 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:13,734 not calling her an angry Black woman. 159 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,937 Let me tell you something. I am mixed, motherfucker, okay? 160 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:18,572 And my Black side is cool as hell right now. 161 00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:21,575 Truly, she is wall-twerking at the Essence Fest, 162 00:07:21,943 --> 00:07:24,578 living her best life in a white outfit with no stains. 163 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:26,881 But my white side? Ooh, baby! 164 00:07:26,948 --> 00:07:28,481 You just pissed my white side off. 165 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:30,718 It's like you just asked me to put shoes on at Walmart, 166 00:07:31,085 --> 00:07:33,187 and I ain't gonna do it. You understand what I'm saying? 167 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:36,223 I don't. I don't understand what you're saying, Coco. 168 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,159 Can we be done with this now, please? 169 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:39,694 Okay. 170 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,063 Goodbye, Margaret. 171 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,098 Your hair looks nice today. 172 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:45,633 She's not deaf. 173 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:46,934 Whatever. 174 00:07:55,076 --> 00:07:56,377 Mama, you okay? 175 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:59,213 Yeah. Yeah, baby, I'm just, um... 176 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,549 [sighs] Yeah, these are tears of joy, you know? 177 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:04,352 I'm just, like, really, really happy to see you, so... 178 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:07,989 Everything in my life is going really well. 179 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:09,657 It's going great. 180 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,398 [dog yips] 181 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,101 Sorry I'm late, you guys. My day was crazy. 182 00:08:20,468 --> 00:08:21,669 -Oh, this is the best part. -[gunshots on tv] 183 00:08:22,036 --> 00:08:24,972 Oh, what are you-- Are you watching Pulp Fiction? 184 00:08:25,473 --> 00:08:28,442 -No! No, no, no, no. Uh-uh. -What are you doing? 185 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:29,944 Travolta's about to get shot in the bathroom. 186 00:08:30,311 --> 00:08:33,547 Hey, why don't you guys go upstairs and get ready for bed, 187 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,984 and I'll be up in a second, okay? Because it's 11:30. 188 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:38,986 I'm gonna say goodnight to your uncle, okay? 189 00:08:40,388 --> 00:08:41,255 [chuckles feebly] 190 00:08:43,457 --> 00:08:44,992 Jesus, what did you do in here? 191 00:08:45,059 --> 00:08:46,894 I was teaching the kids how to cage fight. 192 00:08:47,428 --> 00:08:48,929 I won every round. 193 00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:50,264 Oh. 194 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:54,568 Oh, by the way, the dog took a dump on the rug. 195 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:57,071 But don't worry, I put a napkin over it. 196 00:08:57,772 --> 00:08:58,739 Bye. 197 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:02,076 [phone ringing] 198 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:04,645 ["Marie Kondo" by Rachel Chinouriri plays] 199 00:09:07,415 --> 00:09:08,682 [phone rings, beeps] 200 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:11,419 -Hey, Dad. How you feeling? -[indistinct chatter over phone] 201 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,321 -Mm-hmm? [sighs] -[chatter continues] 202 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:16,624 -Oh, well... -[chatter continues] 203 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:20,327 Okay, you should probably listen to your doctor, 204 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:24,632 because he knows more about medicine than the guy from YouTube. 205 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,100 Right? 206 00:09:26,367 --> 00:09:27,701 -[chatter continues] -Uh-huh? 207 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:30,571 -[line beeping] -No, but you... Hello? Hello? 208 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,940 ["Marie Kondo" continues] 209 00:09:36,377 --> 00:09:37,645 [sighs] 210 00:09:43,184 --> 00:09:47,655 ♪ I'm getting rid Of everything ♪ 211 00:09:47,922 --> 00:09:49,690 ♪ Starting with you ♪ 212 00:09:50,391 --> 00:09:52,460 ♪ Starting with you ♪ 213 00:09:53,227 --> 00:09:57,364 ♪♪ I'm learning What a fool I've been ♪ 214 00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:59,800 ♪ For starting with you ♪ 215 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:02,169 -Oh. Hi. -Hi! 216 00:10:02,236 --> 00:10:04,338 I'm so sorry I'm late. 217 00:10:04,539 --> 00:10:05,739 All good. 218 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,074 -[Sophie] Is Mel coming? -No. 219 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:08,776 I think she's in France. 220 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,744 You want, like, a latte or something? 221 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,515 No, no, no. I have exactly four minutes before my boss needs me back, 222 00:10:13,848 --> 00:10:15,749 so can we just jump right in and talk about 223 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,651 what we're gonna do for Jane's birthday? 224 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,121 Let's do it. I can't wait. I'm so excited. 225 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:23,157 All right. So I was thinking... 226 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:27,394 Murder Mystery dinner party. 227 00:10:28,162 --> 00:10:29,430 Um... 228 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,232 Girl, I worry about you sometimes. 229 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:33,767 -[chuckles] -All right, birthday girl. 230 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,402 -What do you want to do? -Uh. 231 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:39,373 Honestly, I want to just lay down 232 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:43,677 and have someone roll me up into a rug 233 00:10:44,178 --> 00:10:46,347 and just sleep. 234 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,782 -That's it? -Yeah. 235 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:51,085 Okay. You want to sleep. 236 00:10:51,452 --> 00:10:54,822 Maybe, um, a spa weekend, you know? 237 00:10:55,189 --> 00:10:57,825 -Um, massages, champagne... -[Jane] Oh, yeah. 238 00:10:58,159 --> 00:11:00,794 ...big comfy robes, totally stress-free. 239 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,230 Oh, my God. That sounds so nice. 240 00:11:03,297 --> 00:11:04,198 That does. 241 00:11:04,465 --> 00:11:05,733 -Right? -Yeah. 242 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:10,037 The last time I had a massage was, like, my last mammogram. 243 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,574 Wow. Good for you. 244 00:11:12,907 --> 00:11:14,742 Get that mammogram, you little dirty bitch. 245 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:15,943 [giggles] 246 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:19,146 Have you guys ever been to the Solaris Eden Beach? 247 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,282 -Uh, no. -I've been. It's amazing. 248 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,284 [Jane] That sounds really nice. 249 00:11:23,585 --> 00:11:26,420 -So should I book it? -Should you...? [laughs] 250 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:28,756 [Jane] What? 251 00:11:29,023 --> 00:11:30,858 No. Oh, no. I ca-- I can't. 252 00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:32,693 I thought we were just joking around. 253 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:36,463 Yeah. There's no way I can go away for an entire weekend. 254 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,832 My schedule's crazy. It's... 255 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,135 This is why we need a spa weekend, you guys, okay? 256 00:11:41,503 --> 00:11:43,672 We never do anything for ourselves anymore. We don't. 257 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,873 When is the last time we had an adult hang? 258 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,709 Like, a real adult hang with, like, a pillow fight, 259 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:50,311 and, oops, my tit fell out? 260 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:53,214 We don't have to get that crazy, but maybe we do! 261 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,983 I don't know! But we're not doing that shit. 262 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,453 We're doing birthday parties at Skyzone and Chuck E Cheeses, 263 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:03,257 trying not to get the norovirus. What the fuck? 264 00:12:03,658 --> 00:12:04,992 Truly. I mean, when's the last time 265 00:12:05,326 --> 00:12:07,494 -we had an adult hang? -It's been a minute. 266 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,798 Hanging out with your friends is essential to our survival. 267 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:14,335 Do you understand? So come on. Let's fight for this. 268 00:12:14,636 --> 00:12:15,736 -Yep. -[Coco] Come on, birthday girl. 269 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,204 -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. -[Coco] What's up? 270 00:12:17,505 --> 00:12:18,472 -[Coco] You want to do this? -Mm-hmm! 271 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:19,473 -[Coco] Let's do this. -Let's do this. 272 00:12:19,674 --> 00:12:20,808 Sophie. 273 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,378 Okay. You know what? Screw it. 274 00:12:24,713 --> 00:12:27,948 I am gonna ask my boss for a weekend off, 275 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,984 and I'll get my husband to watch the kids. 276 00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:31,218 Yeah, girl! 277 00:12:31,553 --> 00:12:33,655 I will call the expensive babysitter, 278 00:12:33,988 --> 00:12:35,657 the one who doesn't fuck her boyfriend in my bed. 279 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,024 Bitch, I know that's right. 280 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,660 I can't believe she did that. That is so wild. 281 00:12:38,993 --> 00:12:40,361 You should burn those sheets. But yes! 282 00:12:40,562 --> 00:12:42,329 Come on! We're doing it. 283 00:12:42,396 --> 00:12:43,632 Wait, wait, wait, though. 284 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:46,100 Uh... Do we need to invite Mel? 285 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,901 No. She's a lunatic. 286 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,903 We're going to a spa, not Vegas. 287 00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:52,373 Well, you know what? She's a part of our friend group, 288 00:12:52,741 --> 00:12:56,277 so doesn't it feel kind of mean to not invite her? 289 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,912 She's gonna find out that we all went away without her. 290 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,849 Or perhaps we're just adults, 291 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,385 and we admit that she's gonna ruin the vibe 292 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,986 because she's bat shit crazy. 293 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,692 Fine. We will not invite Mel. 294 00:13:10,759 --> 00:13:14,663 Yes! Oh, my God. I am so excited! 295 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,130 [phone chimes] 296 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,965 -I just booked a room. -What? 297 00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:21,135 We're going on a spa weekend, bitches! 298 00:13:21,302 --> 00:13:23,738 [cheering] 299 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:26,675 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Am I ready? ♪♪ 300 00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:28,075 ♪ I'm ready to go... ♪♪ 301 00:13:28,409 --> 00:13:29,511 -[Jane cheers] - ♪ Am I ready? ♪ 302 00:13:29,778 --> 00:13:32,714 -Oh, my God! -Ready, girl? 303 00:13:32,781 --> 00:13:34,415 -[Jane] Yes! -Here we go! 304 00:13:34,616 --> 00:13:35,949 [laughs] 305 00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:37,418 -♪ ...to be loved ♪ -♪♪ To be loved ♪ 306 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,720 ♪ Am I ready? ♪♪ 307 00:13:39,053 --> 00:13:40,454 ♪ You deserve it right now ♪ 308 00:13:40,522 --> 00:13:41,855 ♪ 'Cause I want it ♪♪ 309 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,625 ♪ That's what I'm talkin' about ♪ 310 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:44,858 ♪ Am I ready? ♪ 311 00:13:45,159 --> 00:13:46,561 ♪ You gon' figure it out ♪ 312 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,295 -♪ To be loved... ♪ -[thumps] 313 00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:49,897 ♪ To be loved ♪ 314 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:53,702 ♪ You found me I was fed up with the fantasy ♪ 315 00:13:54,068 --> 00:13:55,704 ♪ What you wanna do? Think I'm ready, ooh ♪ 316 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:58,372 ♪ Think you like that Think you like that ♪ 317 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,709 ♪ When I clap back like that ♪ 318 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,142 ♪ Let me know ♪ 319 00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:04,445 -♪ Am I ready? ♪ -♪ Yesterday ♪ 320 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:07,481 ♪ I would have run away ♪ 321 00:14:07,782 --> 00:14:09,450 ♪ And I don't know why ♪ 322 00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,086 -[Sophie] So cool! -Yeah! 323 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,854 -Look at this place! -Come on. 324 00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:16,223 Namaste and welcome to Solaris Eden Beach. 325 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,292 Oh, namaste. 326 00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:21,095 -You checking in today? -Oh, fuck yes. 327 00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:22,463 Thank you. 328 00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:25,332 Excuse me. What? 329 00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:27,234 -Hello. -Oh, my God. 330 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,237 -[gasps] -Fuck yes. 331 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:31,606 Oh, my God. 332 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,208 -Wow. -Are you kidding me? 333 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,409 [Jane] It's gorgeous. 334 00:14:35,844 --> 00:14:36,778 It's better than I remember it, to be honest. 335 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,879 -It's beautiful. -It's amazing. 336 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,616 -It smells good! Yes. -Here? 337 00:14:41,850 --> 00:14:43,752 [women giggle] 338 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:44,918 [Jane] Hello. 339 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:49,223 Welcome, Ms. Walsh, Ms. Bellinger, and Ms. McCloud. 340 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,424 [Jane] Hello. 341 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,527 Oh, wow. I love it that you know all of our names, 342 00:14:52,594 --> 00:14:54,228 but it's also kind of creepy. 343 00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:55,663 My name is Ayurveda. 344 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,632 -Hmm! -Oh. 345 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,701 May I offer you a hibiscus water 346 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,770 or a complimentary glass of champagne? 347 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,638 -[both] Champagne. -Oh, hibiscus water. 348 00:15:04,639 --> 00:15:06,240 -Cham-- Champagne. -Mm-hmm. 349 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,876 Champagne makes me fart. 350 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,778 We didn't need to know that, sis, but I love you. 351 00:15:09,844 --> 00:15:10,978 -Ooh. Wow. -[Coco] Yum. 352 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,046 -[Coco] Look at that. -Thank you. 353 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,249 -So French. -Ooh. 354 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,184 -Cheers! -Cheers! 355 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,986 -[women giggle] -I have you staying in 356 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,221 our serenity villa for the next two nights. Are there any 357 00:15:21,589 --> 00:15:23,424 spa appointments I could book for you at this time? 358 00:15:23,691 --> 00:15:24,793 -Yeah. -Yes, all of them. 359 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:28,429 Oh, well, we do have over 45 spa treatments. 360 00:15:28,696 --> 00:15:31,031 Read them to me, Ayurveda. 361 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,535 -Deep tissue massage. -Yes. 362 00:15:33,835 --> 00:15:35,402 -Exfoliating facial. -Yes. 363 00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:36,838 -Mud bath. -Yes. 364 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,139 -Goat yoga. -What kind of goats? 365 00:15:39,507 --> 00:15:41,108 -Nigerian dwarf. -Then yes. 366 00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:43,110 -Guided meditation. -Ew, boring. No. 367 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,647 What? No, that could be good for us. 368 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:49,149 What is a guided meditation? 369 00:15:49,684 --> 00:15:52,119 It's a one-hour mental cleanse 370 00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:55,289 led by our guru-slash-general manager, 371 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,292 -[whispering] Shanti. -Who's Shanti? 372 00:15:58,492 --> 00:16:00,427 I am Shanti. 373 00:16:02,496 --> 00:16:03,765 Oh, shit. 374 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,934 Wow, she looks like girl Jesus. 375 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,570 -I want to touch her hair. -No. 376 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:13,508 I sense a great deal of stress and anxiety in all of you. 377 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:16,043 Come to my guided meditation. 378 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,045 I will heal you. 379 00:16:18,746 --> 00:16:20,515 I love you, Shanti. 380 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,217 [chuckles] 381 00:16:23,651 --> 00:16:25,252 -Wow. -Okay, ladies. 382 00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:27,988 The bellman will now escort you to your villa. 383 00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:35,295 [Sophie] Wow, this place is gorgeous! 384 00:16:35,697 --> 00:16:37,732 [Bellman] Thank you. It's lovely having you ladies over here. 385 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,133 Are we celebrating anything at all or...? 386 00:16:40,535 --> 00:16:43,036 -[Coco] Jane's birthday! -[bellman] Oh! Happy birthday, Jane! 387 00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:44,939 -[Jane] Thank you! -[Coco] Wow! 388 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,306 Okay, ladies, and on your right, you're gonna see 389 00:16:46,674 --> 00:16:48,810 our swimming pool filled with alkaline water, 390 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,011 and over there is actually Aquarius, 391 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:54,916 the only poolside cafe in the world to receive two Michelin stars. 392 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,784 -Delicious! -Mm! 393 00:16:57,251 --> 00:16:59,888 [Bellman] And here is one of the outdoor yoga classes. 394 00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:01,789 -Huh. -Holy shit! 395 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,491 [Jane] Is that guy even real? 396 00:17:04,726 --> 00:17:07,027 My lady boner is thick. 397 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,363 -[Sophie] Jane, he's looking at you! -[Jane] No. 398 00:17:09,564 --> 00:17:10,632 Yes, he is. 399 00:17:10,865 --> 00:17:13,133 Jane, he is checking you out. 400 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,803 Maybe he has a lazy eye. 401 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:20,542 Uh-huh. 402 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,310 Oh, would you ladies like to sign up for an outdoor yoga class? 403 00:17:23,545 --> 00:17:24,512 -Yes. -Yes. 404 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:29,149 -[lock beeps] -And welcome to your villa. 405 00:17:29,951 --> 00:17:31,686 [women gasp] 406 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,086 [Coco] Whoa... 407 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:36,123 -No way. -[Coco] Oh, my God. 408 00:17:36,691 --> 00:17:38,492 -Yes! -Can we afford this? 409 00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:41,663 No. No, we cannot. I got a huge discount through work. 410 00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,397 Look at this view! 411 00:17:43,665 --> 00:17:44,699 -[gasps] -Oh, my God. 412 00:17:44,966 --> 00:17:46,668 It's like the ocean in my mouth. 413 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:47,835 -[gasps] -Oh, my God. 414 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,804 Everything is so new and so clean! 415 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,438 -Wait, wait, wait. -[gasps] 416 00:17:51,639 --> 00:17:52,574 Is this for us? 417 00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:54,542 -I love free shit. -Yes, me too. 418 00:17:54,842 --> 00:17:56,945 -Oh, my gosh. -Oh, my God. 419 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,078 [all gasping] 420 00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:00,582 Oh, my God. They gave us bathrobes! 421 00:18:00,882 --> 00:18:01,683 -Yes! -Look at all of these 422 00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:03,417 fancy lotions and oils! 423 00:18:03,685 --> 00:18:05,820 [delighted gasps, giggles] 424 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,221 -[cheering] -[Coco] Look at this couch! 425 00:18:08,556 --> 00:18:11,526 I want to get titty fucked on this couch! 426 00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:14,629 -Oh, my God! Yes! [whoops] -Yes! Yes! Yes! 427 00:18:14,862 --> 00:18:16,229 I want to get in too! 428 00:18:16,598 --> 00:18:18,900 -Get over here, Soph! -[giggling] 429 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,735 ♪ The city Never looked the same ♪ 430 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,570 ♪ 'Cause I'm wet, wet, wet Wet, wet, w-wet ♪ 431 00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:24,371 ♪ I'm wet, wet, wet and wild ♪ 432 00:18:24,739 --> 00:18:26,574 ♪ I'm wet, wet, wet Wet, wet, w-wet ♪ 433 00:18:26,641 --> 00:18:29,611 You guys, this chair is perfect for twerking! 434 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,747 ♪ Wild now, baby ♪ 435 00:18:38,086 --> 00:18:40,487 ♪ She's wet, wet, wet And wild ♪ 436 00:18:45,093 --> 00:18:45,994 [Jane] Oh... 437 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,963 -I'm so glad we came here. -Yeah. 438 00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:50,497 I never want to go home. 439 00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:52,033 Oh, my God, home. 440 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:55,603 What the hell is home? I don't know her. [chuckles] 441 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,639 -I miss my kids. -What? 442 00:18:57,972 --> 00:19:00,608 -No, I don't miss my kids. -[laughs] 443 00:19:00,842 --> 00:19:02,342 [all laughing] 444 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,311 Thank you for making this happen, Coco. 445 00:19:04,746 --> 00:19:07,314 This is the best birthday present I could possibly imagine. 446 00:19:07,615 --> 00:19:09,050 -It's perfect. -Yeah. Of course. 447 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,351 It is perfect. We deserve this. 448 00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:13,353 [sighs] 449 00:19:13,955 --> 00:19:15,489 [Mel] What's up, you fucking nerds?! 450 00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:16,390 Ah, fuck. 451 00:19:16,591 --> 00:19:18,258 [squeals] 452 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,293 [whooping] 453 00:19:20,695 --> 00:19:22,496 [whooping] 454 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:26,199 Is that Mel? What the fuck is she doing here? 455 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:29,604 Hey! This place is fancy! 456 00:19:30,972 --> 00:19:32,907 I'll be back for you later, mate. 457 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,275 -I didn't invite her. -I didn't invite her. 458 00:19:37,979 --> 00:19:40,081 Okay, I'm so sorry. I invited her super last minute. 459 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,616 I didn't think she would actually come. 460 00:19:41,683 --> 00:19:43,183 Her Instagram said she was in France. 461 00:19:43,584 --> 00:19:45,352 Sophie! I will literally never forgive you for this shit. 462 00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:48,422 Hey, what's up, you middle-aged sluts? 463 00:19:48,656 --> 00:19:49,824 -Hi. -Hey. 464 00:19:50,091 --> 00:19:51,258 -[Mel] Hello. -Hey. 465 00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:54,327 -Happy birthday, Jane. -Thank you. 466 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,097 Oh, I love that color on you. 467 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,364 Oh. It's white. 468 00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:59,133 -Yeah, you still a lawyer? -Uh-huh. 469 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,333 Good, I need some help with that. 470 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,837 -Hey, Mel. -How are you? 471 00:20:02,904 --> 00:20:05,039 -Great. So good to see you. -Yeah! 472 00:20:05,106 --> 00:20:08,308 Soph. Sophie. Aw... 473 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,844 Oh, I missed you. 474 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,079 Well, guys, guess what? 475 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,081 There wasn't a room, but no worries. 476 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,982 I'm gonna crash with y'all. 477 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,552 It's a slumber party, motherfuckers. 478 00:20:17,785 --> 00:20:18,820 [nervous chuckling] 479 00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,556 -Yay! -Oh, good. 480 00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:27,161 So... we thought you were in France. 481 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,229 Oh, yeah, because of my Insta? No. Pfft. 482 00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:33,500 Je suis dans Paris avec mon very hot, young boyfriend. 483 00:20:33,935 --> 00:20:37,572 But then I got your invite, Soph, and I flew over here on my jet. 484 00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:39,372 -[all murmuring] -[giggles] 485 00:20:39,774 --> 00:20:42,275 Oh. I wouldn't have missed Janey's birthday for anything. 486 00:20:42,744 --> 00:20:46,981 So if you're flying private, things must be going really well for you. 487 00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,416 Uh, yeah, I totally have my own online business, 488 00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:51,251 and it's really not a pyramid scheme. 489 00:20:51,619 --> 00:20:53,420 The way you just said that makes it feel like it's, 490 00:20:53,688 --> 00:20:55,255 uh, very much a pyramid scheme. 491 00:20:55,656 --> 00:20:57,091 [Mel] Anyway, we're not here to talk about business. 492 00:20:57,158 --> 00:20:58,893 We are here to party. 493 00:20:59,227 --> 00:21:00,962 And don't worry. 494 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,865 I brought my trusty margarita machine. 495 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:05,398 -[nervous chuckle] -Wow. 496 00:21:05,867 --> 00:21:08,069 Yeah. Oh, you know what I was thinking about the other day? 497 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,403 You know how in every female friend group, 498 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,572 there's always one woman 499 00:21:11,906 --> 00:21:14,876 that all the other women secretly can't stand? 500 00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:15,877 Uh...? 501 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:17,344 -Huh. -Is that right? 502 00:21:17,712 --> 00:21:20,114 How great that we aren't like that. 503 00:21:20,181 --> 00:21:21,549 [forced laughter] 504 00:21:21,916 --> 00:21:23,918 -I love you, sweetie! [giggles] -It's pretty great. 505 00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:26,353 I missed you, Soph! 506 00:21:26,521 --> 00:21:27,487 Aw... 507 00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:29,824 Well, um... 508 00:21:31,058 --> 00:21:32,560 Why'd you bring so many dildos? 509 00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:34,662 Oh, that's just my travel collection. 510 00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:36,063 Y'all can borrow them. 511 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,532 -[Jane] Oh. -Was I supposed to bring a dildo? 512 00:21:37,832 --> 00:21:38,766 Oh! 513 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:42,770 Dudes, I forgot to say, I got us all matching T-shirts 514 00:21:42,837 --> 00:21:44,437 so we could wear them all weekend together. 515 00:21:44,839 --> 00:21:47,440 I didn't have time to get them printed up, so I made them myself. 516 00:21:47,508 --> 00:21:49,844 Yay. "Jane's birthday. 517 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,345 -Chicks before dicks." -Yeah? 518 00:21:52,613 --> 00:21:54,081 Oh, that's nice. It rhymes. 519 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,316 -Right? Chicks before dicks. -Okay. 520 00:21:56,651 --> 00:21:58,653 -Oh, wow. That was... -[Mel whoops] 521 00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:01,321 So what's our first spa treatment? 522 00:22:01,823 --> 00:22:05,193 Um... Well, we were gonna do a guided meditation. 523 00:22:05,593 --> 00:22:09,197 Let's do it! Let's meditate the fuck out of each other! 524 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:14,101 [sustained, droning tone] 525 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:18,072 Namaste, and welcome. 526 00:22:18,272 --> 00:22:19,807 [gasps] 527 00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:24,212 Please, join us in the circle of abundance. 528 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,214 -Oh... okay. -Thank you, Shanti. 529 00:22:27,248 --> 00:22:31,652 The goal of this guided meditation is to drive all of the fear out of our bodies 530 00:22:31,719 --> 00:22:35,223 so that we may become our bravest, wisest, most intentional self. 531 00:22:35,590 --> 00:22:38,092 Shanti, is that dude gonna play his bowls the whole time? 532 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:39,694 It sounds like a broken doorbell. 533 00:22:40,094 --> 00:22:41,128 [clatters] 534 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:46,834 Music is a crucial part of the restorative process. 535 00:22:46,901 --> 00:22:48,169 -Got it, Shants. -[sustained tone resumes] 536 00:22:48,502 --> 00:22:50,370 [Shanti] Now, I've given each of you a parchment. 537 00:22:50,738 --> 00:22:53,274 On it, I want you to write down your greatest fear. 538 00:22:53,574 --> 00:22:55,643 I will then read your fears aloud, 539 00:22:55,710 --> 00:22:59,881 and then burn them in this African fire pot that Bono gave me. 540 00:23:00,314 --> 00:23:01,215 Oh. 541 00:23:01,282 --> 00:23:03,017 -Ooh. -Please, begin. 542 00:23:05,186 --> 00:23:07,622 Okay, wait, Shanti, what if I've got two biggest fears? 543 00:23:07,688 --> 00:23:10,358 Like, one, obviously, biggest fear is bears. 544 00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:13,127 Second biggest fear, Tom Hanks. 545 00:23:14,729 --> 00:23:16,998 -You may write down either. -Ah. 546 00:23:17,632 --> 00:23:21,168 Now, please place your fears into this bowl and pass it along. 547 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:27,208 I will now read your fears aloud 548 00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:30,745 so that you may begin to free yourselves from their toxic power. 549 00:23:32,213 --> 00:23:35,149 "I am scared that no one will ever find me attractive." 550 00:23:36,617 --> 00:23:39,287 [gasps, chuckles] That's gotta be that guy. 551 00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:40,755 [whispering] That's that guy. Look at him. 552 00:23:41,055 --> 00:23:42,156 -Ms. Wiggins. -Uh, no, but I-- 553 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:43,456 Just saying what everybody's thinking. 554 00:23:43,758 --> 00:23:45,492 I mean, he looks like Super Mario. Right? 555 00:23:45,993 --> 00:23:48,930 Ms. Wiggins, I will have to ask you to leave the circle if you cannot zip-- 556 00:23:49,196 --> 00:23:52,033 A mamma mia, Shanti! 557 00:23:53,167 --> 00:23:54,035 [Mel] Sorry. 558 00:23:57,004 --> 00:23:58,039 That was cool. 559 00:23:58,506 --> 00:24:01,709 "I am scared that I will never find love again." 560 00:24:03,711 --> 00:24:06,314 Oh, I know I shouldn't talk. But Jane, is that you? 561 00:24:06,547 --> 00:24:07,581 [Shanti] Ms. Wiggins! 562 00:24:08,015 --> 00:24:11,319 You don't need to think that. You are so cute. 563 00:24:11,552 --> 00:24:12,887 And you've got all your teeth. 564 00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:14,522 -You will totally find love again. -Okay, thank you. 565 00:24:14,822 --> 00:24:16,357 Thank you so much. Okay, sorry. I'm sorry. 566 00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:17,725 But can I just say also, 567 00:24:18,059 --> 00:24:19,794 [Italian accent] a-Mario might be a-vailable 568 00:24:20,027 --> 00:24:21,329 if you're interested. 569 00:24:21,595 --> 00:24:23,531 -Ms. Wiggins! -[inhales sharply] 570 00:24:23,731 --> 00:24:24,565 So sorry. 571 00:24:29,937 --> 00:24:33,941 "I am scared of how out of control I feel." 572 00:24:34,775 --> 00:24:36,476 Oh, no, Coco, is that you? 573 00:24:36,811 --> 00:24:38,946 The divorce really did a number on you. 574 00:24:39,246 --> 00:24:40,514 Why are you so bad at this? 575 00:24:40,848 --> 00:24:42,249 You need to leave the circle right now. 576 00:24:42,583 --> 00:24:44,285 I want to leave the circle, but don't worry. 577 00:24:44,618 --> 00:24:47,121 I'm gonna just zip it. There you go. Zip. Mm! 578 00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:49,290 [mimics fire bowl] 579 00:24:49,590 --> 00:24:53,260 If you say one more word, you're out. 580 00:24:58,232 --> 00:24:59,834 "I am scared of... 581 00:25:01,068 --> 00:25:02,069 ...bears." 582 00:25:02,136 --> 00:25:03,237 [sputters, wheezes] 583 00:25:03,571 --> 00:25:05,506 [laughing] I couldn't spell Tom Hanks. 584 00:25:05,773 --> 00:25:07,975 -[cackles] -Oh, my God! 585 00:25:08,476 --> 00:25:11,379 All right, well, that's enough meditation for me. 586 00:25:11,712 --> 00:25:13,647 I hope you wackos get your shit together. 587 00:25:14,015 --> 00:25:16,384 Oh, hey, Shanti, can I take one of these crystals? 588 00:25:16,584 --> 00:25:18,519 [gasps] Oh! 589 00:25:21,322 --> 00:25:22,123 [gasps] 590 00:25:24,325 --> 00:25:25,593 [gasps] 591 00:25:28,496 --> 00:25:29,864 [gasps, yelps] 592 00:25:30,031 --> 00:25:30,865 Oh... 593 00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:32,600 Namaste. 594 00:25:33,701 --> 00:25:35,803 I am, uh... I'm so sorry. 595 00:25:36,137 --> 00:25:38,305 She is the friend that we don't like. 596 00:25:40,608 --> 00:25:42,143 [Coco] Stop. She couldn't help herself. 597 00:25:42,476 --> 00:25:45,279 You guys, she's totally ruining our spa weekend. 598 00:25:45,579 --> 00:25:47,448 I know. I am so sorry I invited her. 599 00:25:47,748 --> 00:25:49,283 -Me, too. -How do we fix it? 600 00:25:50,017 --> 00:25:51,819 We could just talk to her. We can talk to her. We can tell her to leave. 601 00:25:51,886 --> 00:25:54,021 -No. We can't just throw her out. -[Coco] Why not? 602 00:25:54,088 --> 00:25:56,157 Because she used to be our best friend. 603 00:25:56,457 --> 00:25:57,625 We have so much history together. 604 00:25:57,958 --> 00:25:59,460 Oh, my God. I have history with a lot of things. 605 00:25:59,528 --> 00:26:01,028 I have history with drunk driving. 606 00:26:01,095 --> 00:26:02,430 I have history with gambling addiction. 607 00:26:02,663 --> 00:26:03,864 I have history with Chumbawumba. 608 00:26:04,198 --> 00:26:07,168 I-I have history with small backpacks, okay? 609 00:26:07,536 --> 00:26:09,170 -[stammers] Sophie, people change. -Yes. 610 00:26:09,470 --> 00:26:10,571 -Okay? -It will break her heart 611 00:26:10,871 --> 00:26:12,206 -if we throw her out. -Okay... 612 00:26:12,573 --> 00:26:14,141 Oh, my God. You know, you-- Wait a minute, guys. 613 00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:15,709 No, absolutely not, okay? 614 00:26:16,143 --> 00:26:18,379 Like, we have to suffer all weekend so she can be comfortable? 615 00:26:18,646 --> 00:26:19,713 No, this is... What about Jane? 616 00:26:20,014 --> 00:26:22,216 This is her special birthday weekend. 617 00:26:22,551 --> 00:26:24,051 And honestly, why are we doing this to ourselves? 618 00:26:24,318 --> 00:26:25,352 -You know why? -Why? 619 00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:26,754 Because we're women. 620 00:26:26,987 --> 00:26:28,589 And from the second we're born, 621 00:26:28,989 --> 00:26:32,226 we're told we have to be nice to everyone, and it's bullshit. 622 00:26:32,527 --> 00:26:35,029 That's bullshit. I hate that shit. 623 00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:37,566 I... I like being nice to people. 624 00:26:37,631 --> 00:26:39,500 -Oh, shut up, Sophie. -Oh, my God. What a kink. 625 00:26:39,767 --> 00:26:41,368 Here's what we're gonna do. 626 00:26:41,435 --> 00:26:44,371 We're gonna have a reasonable adult conversation with her, 627 00:26:44,738 --> 00:26:47,341 and we're gonna say, "Dial it down for the weekend." 628 00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:49,210 -Yes. Absolutely. -Okay? 629 00:26:49,544 --> 00:26:51,345 I invited her. I will talk to her, okay? 630 00:26:51,679 --> 00:26:53,747 We are-- We're gonna make this work. 631 00:26:54,516 --> 00:26:56,684 -Done. -[Mel] Hey, shitheads! 632 00:26:59,019 --> 00:26:59,987 [pops] 633 00:27:00,555 --> 00:27:03,491 Yep. Can't wait to see her dial that shit down. 634 00:27:03,657 --> 00:27:05,226 Hey, Mel. 635 00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:08,329 Hey, guys. 636 00:27:09,230 --> 00:27:12,133 Hey. So you're, um... eating fast food in a Michelin-star restaurant. 637 00:27:12,366 --> 00:27:13,367 It's a choice. 638 00:27:14,235 --> 00:27:16,070 Dude, I couldn't even read the menu. It doesn't even make sense. 639 00:27:16,437 --> 00:27:19,840 So, Mel, we need to talk to you about something important. 640 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:20,808 Mm-hmm. 641 00:27:21,275 --> 00:27:22,243 Yeah, hit me up. 642 00:27:22,511 --> 00:27:24,546 -We love your energy. -Mm-hmm. 643 00:27:24,879 --> 00:27:27,047 -[Mel] Yeah. -But we came here to relax. 644 00:27:27,448 --> 00:27:31,553 So if there's a way you could just dial it down a little bit 645 00:27:31,886 --> 00:27:35,256 and not make a scene everywhere you go? 646 00:27:35,557 --> 00:27:38,425 Yeah. Cool. No worries. Of course. Happy to. 647 00:27:38,726 --> 00:27:39,994 -[Sophie] Really? -Mm! Yeah. 648 00:27:40,261 --> 00:27:41,729 I'll be on my best behavior. 649 00:27:41,996 --> 00:27:43,532 -Okay. -Oh, my God. Thank you. 650 00:27:43,697 --> 00:27:44,665 Thank you. 651 00:27:44,965 --> 00:27:47,768 Holy shit! Who's this dickripper? 652 00:27:53,974 --> 00:27:56,243 Oh. Hey, that's the hot yoga teacher 653 00:27:56,310 --> 00:27:58,513 -that was checking you out from before. -[Coco] Oh, of course. 654 00:27:58,580 --> 00:28:00,281 Jane, he checked you out? 655 00:28:00,549 --> 00:28:01,882 -No, he wasn't. No. -What? 656 00:28:01,949 --> 00:28:03,150 -No. He actually was. -[Jane] No, he... 657 00:28:03,384 --> 00:28:04,418 Hey. Big Dick! 658 00:28:04,718 --> 00:28:06,487 -No. -[screaming] Big Dick! 659 00:28:06,754 --> 00:28:09,490 Hey! Get over here. Yeah, you. 660 00:28:09,558 --> 00:28:10,758 Come over here. 661 00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:12,493 Hey, remember just a few seconds ago when you said 662 00:28:12,826 --> 00:28:14,195 you weren't gonna cause a scene? Don't do that. 663 00:28:14,495 --> 00:28:16,864 -Come here. Come here. -Mel. Mel. 664 00:28:17,198 --> 00:28:18,832 -[laughs] Come on, Magic Mike. -[man] Uh... 665 00:28:19,133 --> 00:28:20,467 -Let's see your big dong. -[man chuckles] 666 00:28:21,001 --> 00:28:23,070 Uh, yeah, I'd love to, but I've gotta teach a yoga class, so... 667 00:28:23,304 --> 00:28:24,471 Hey, you an Aussie? 668 00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:26,240 Yeah. Yeah, I'm from Byron. 669 00:28:26,473 --> 00:28:27,208 I'm from Wollongong. 670 00:28:27,408 --> 00:28:28,577 Oh, cool. Cool. 671 00:28:28,909 --> 00:28:30,579 I do need to get to the class, so... 672 00:28:30,911 --> 00:28:33,747 Dude, relax. No one gives a shit about yoga. 673 00:28:34,481 --> 00:28:36,784 -Come on. Sit down. -Okay. 674 00:28:37,652 --> 00:28:39,320 [groans, chuckles] All right. 675 00:28:39,554 --> 00:28:40,821 What is your name, Princess? 676 00:28:41,021 --> 00:28:41,722 Uh, Kai. 677 00:28:42,223 --> 00:28:43,724 -Oh. That's such a stupid name. -[chuckles] 678 00:28:43,991 --> 00:28:45,826 -That's so sad. -Thank you. 679 00:28:46,293 --> 00:28:47,328 This is Jane. 680 00:28:47,662 --> 00:28:49,463 -Hi. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 681 00:28:50,097 --> 00:28:52,233 She's hot. She wants to party. [clicks tongue] 682 00:28:52,567 --> 00:28:54,134 No, please don't say things like that. 683 00:28:54,536 --> 00:28:57,639 Obviously, she's on the older side, but she's got a porno body. 684 00:28:57,905 --> 00:28:59,206 Stand up. Show your body. 685 00:28:59,273 --> 00:29:00,508 -[clicks, smooches] -I'm not gonna stand up. 686 00:29:00,908 --> 00:29:02,076 -I'm not gonna do that. -Show him who you-- 687 00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:03,612 -Show him your perfect tits. -I'm not gonna do that. 688 00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:05,379 Okay. And she's also into butt stuff. 689 00:29:05,446 --> 00:29:07,248 -Oh, boy. -Oh, my God. Mel. 690 00:29:07,515 --> 00:29:08,617 [whispering] What is butt stuff? 691 00:29:08,849 --> 00:29:10,284 What do you think butt stuff is? 692 00:29:10,585 --> 00:29:11,620 -I'll give you 100 bucks... -Oh, wow. 693 00:29:11,686 --> 00:29:12,853 ...to fuck my friend. 694 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,388 Okay. Well, this is... 695 00:29:14,723 --> 00:29:16,757 -Yeah, it's been batshit crazy, -[laughs] 696 00:29:17,091 --> 00:29:18,660 -but, uh, enjoy your stay. -[Mel] She is. 697 00:29:18,926 --> 00:29:19,893 It was nice to meet you, Jane. 698 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,262 -Yeah, you too. -Nice to meet you. 699 00:29:21,495 --> 00:29:22,396 -Bye. -Bye. 700 00:29:25,399 --> 00:29:26,467 I think that went well. 701 00:29:34,743 --> 00:29:36,377 Welcome to goat yoga. 702 00:29:36,645 --> 00:29:37,911 [inhales deeply] 703 00:29:38,245 --> 00:29:40,147 Do we get to eat the goat after we're done? 704 00:29:40,481 --> 00:29:42,049 Oh, my God. Uh. 705 00:29:42,116 --> 00:29:45,219 No. No. No, we definitely do not eat the goats, okay? 706 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,989 Let's bring them in. [exhales] 707 00:29:49,591 --> 00:29:50,659 [gasp] Aww. 708 00:29:50,924 --> 00:29:51,792 -Hi! -[soft bleating] 709 00:29:52,092 --> 00:29:53,160 -Hello. Hello. -[all welcoming] 710 00:29:53,427 --> 00:29:54,995 -[soft bleating] -Hi, goats! 711 00:29:55,195 --> 00:29:56,665 Aw... 712 00:29:57,464 --> 00:30:00,602 Okay, everyone. Let's start by walking our hands forward 713 00:30:01,068 --> 00:30:03,437 -into cat pose. -[goat bleats] 714 00:30:03,837 --> 00:30:04,572 -Oh. Oh! -[instructor] Forward. 715 00:30:04,838 --> 00:30:05,973 Stretching out that spine. 716 00:30:06,307 --> 00:30:08,942 Oh, wow! Look, Jane's got a goat on her back. 717 00:30:09,209 --> 00:30:11,513 -Oh, ah. -Aw, that's so cute. 718 00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:14,248 Keeping our hearts bright, everyone. 719 00:30:14,516 --> 00:30:15,717 Hearts bright. 720 00:30:15,784 --> 00:30:17,151 -[phone buzzes] -[instructor inhales] 721 00:30:18,919 --> 00:30:20,387 -[whispering] Are you okay? -Oh, yeah. 722 00:30:20,854 --> 00:30:24,726 Yeah, my boss is just freaking out because he ran out of Skittles. 723 00:30:24,793 --> 00:30:27,562 -What? He's such an idiot. -[sighs] 724 00:30:27,796 --> 00:30:29,163 Dude, forget about him. 725 00:30:29,830 --> 00:30:31,265 Hey, watch this. 726 00:30:31,633 --> 00:30:32,433 [bleats] 727 00:30:32,734 --> 00:30:33,901 I'm fucking the goat. 728 00:30:34,234 --> 00:30:36,604 -[both giggle] -[goat bleats] 729 00:30:36,805 --> 00:30:38,038 He likes it. 730 00:30:38,506 --> 00:30:40,474 -[Mel bleats] -[chuckles] 731 00:30:40,775 --> 00:30:41,942 -[Mel] I love you. -[bleats] 732 00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:43,611 Ow, fuck! 733 00:30:43,877 --> 00:30:45,479 -[bleats] -[Mel] Ugh. 734 00:30:45,547 --> 00:30:47,147 Guys, I think I broke my fupa. 735 00:30:47,615 --> 00:30:49,584 [instructor] Please stay calm. Stay calm. The goats are getting spooked. 736 00:30:49,950 --> 00:30:51,852 Okay, you know what? You're coming on very strong. 737 00:30:52,152 --> 00:30:54,154 -[goats bleating] -[women gasping] 738 00:30:54,221 --> 00:30:55,956 -I've got to get out of here. I'm sorry. -[scattered screams] 739 00:30:56,023 --> 00:30:57,759 [panicked screaming] 740 00:30:58,058 --> 00:31:00,695 No, no, no. Don't open that door! 741 00:31:00,762 --> 00:31:03,030 [aggressive bleating] 742 00:31:03,765 --> 00:31:04,965 -[bleating] -[woman yelps] 743 00:31:05,265 --> 00:31:06,066 Oh! 744 00:31:07,267 --> 00:31:09,303 -[bleating] -[gasps, shrieks] 745 00:31:12,674 --> 00:31:13,641 [growls] 746 00:31:13,941 --> 00:31:15,242 -[bleating] -[glass shattering] 747 00:31:17,378 --> 00:31:19,079 [woman grunts, whimpers] 748 00:31:20,381 --> 00:31:21,215 I'm vegan. 749 00:31:21,482 --> 00:31:22,617 -I'm vegan. -[bleats] 750 00:31:22,817 --> 00:31:23,651 [exhales] 751 00:31:27,555 --> 00:31:30,491 [Coco] My God, this is insane. Look at all this shit. 752 00:31:30,825 --> 00:31:32,493 -I know, it's only getting worse. -We-- 753 00:31:32,861 --> 00:31:34,395 We have-- Listen, we have to get away from Mel. 754 00:31:34,696 --> 00:31:36,163 -We, like, have to do it. -I know. 755 00:31:36,363 --> 00:31:37,665 [phone ringing] 756 00:31:39,066 --> 00:31:41,168 Oh, my God, my boss is calling me again. 757 00:31:41,468 --> 00:31:42,336 No. 758 00:31:43,337 --> 00:31:44,037 [phone beeps] 759 00:31:44,104 --> 00:31:46,508 Brah, she is on vacation. 760 00:31:46,775 --> 00:31:50,911 [screaming] Stop calling her! 761 00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:54,114 -[phone beeps] -You're welcome. 762 00:31:54,883 --> 00:31:56,618 What did you just do? 763 00:31:57,351 --> 00:32:00,053 Dude, relax. Soph, this is a good thing. 764 00:32:00,454 --> 00:32:02,423 You can't let people walk all over you your whole life. 765 00:32:02,724 --> 00:32:04,425 You have to stand up for yourself. 766 00:32:04,491 --> 00:32:06,994 -He's gonna call back any second. -[phone rings] 767 00:32:07,261 --> 00:32:10,565 See? There he is, he's calling. 768 00:32:10,899 --> 00:32:12,700 -[phone rings, beeps] -Hello, Toby. 769 00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:14,803 [muffled shouting] 770 00:32:15,102 --> 00:32:16,937 No, no, that was just my friend Mel. 771 00:32:17,171 --> 00:32:18,740 [shouting continues] 772 00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:21,408 But Toby, I've worked for you for 10 years. 773 00:32:21,743 --> 00:32:24,278 -[line beeps] -Did you get a raise? 774 00:32:27,014 --> 00:32:28,182 He just fired me. 775 00:32:28,516 --> 00:32:31,218 -Oh, my God, Soph. What? -Oh, I'm sorry. 776 00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:32,486 Mel. 777 00:32:32,787 --> 00:32:34,421 I really saw that going differently. 778 00:32:34,756 --> 00:32:35,956 What did you think was gonna happen? 779 00:32:36,323 --> 00:32:38,860 -I-I'm so sorry. I just-- -What is wrong with you? 780 00:32:38,927 --> 00:32:40,562 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 781 00:32:40,795 --> 00:32:42,697 -Coco? -Roger? 782 00:32:42,931 --> 00:32:44,131 What are you doing here? 783 00:32:44,198 --> 00:32:45,700 What? What am I doing--? You tell me. 784 00:32:46,066 --> 00:32:47,434 I got a text saying that you were on your deathbed. 785 00:32:47,669 --> 00:32:48,870 So I raced over here. 786 00:32:49,369 --> 00:32:50,572 -What is going on? -That's insane. What do you mean? 787 00:32:50,905 --> 00:32:52,239 Who would even tell you that I am on my... 788 00:32:52,841 --> 00:32:54,709 -Oh. -...deathbed? 789 00:32:55,275 --> 00:32:57,879 Since your divorce, you've completely lost your mind. 790 00:32:58,212 --> 00:32:59,747 You guys need to get your shit together. 791 00:33:00,013 --> 00:33:01,616 Okay, so you want to tell me 792 00:33:01,883 --> 00:33:03,585 that you invited my ex-husband 793 00:33:03,818 --> 00:33:06,019 to our relaxing spa weekend? 794 00:33:06,386 --> 00:33:08,322 You thought that that shit would be a good idea? 795 00:33:08,690 --> 00:33:11,191 Uh, yeah. They say that talking is the best medicine. 796 00:33:11,258 --> 00:33:13,060 Laughter. Laughter is the best medicine. 797 00:33:13,393 --> 00:33:15,195 Actually, penicillin is the best medicine. 798 00:33:16,631 --> 00:33:20,902 I am so sorry that this person told you to come here. 799 00:33:21,235 --> 00:33:23,270 You don't need to be here. You can go home. 800 00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:25,573 I am okay. Okay? 801 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,876 Yep. Okay. Okay. 802 00:33:27,942 --> 00:33:28,910 -Great. -[Mel] Sorry, Rog. 803 00:33:29,142 --> 00:33:30,210 No, that's... 804 00:33:31,478 --> 00:33:33,815 He loves you. He looked pretty cute, 805 00:33:34,147 --> 00:33:36,651 and he came down here to your big gazoonkis 806 00:33:36,985 --> 00:33:38,418 -and your gorgeous hair. -Are you kidding me? 807 00:33:38,853 --> 00:33:40,454 -You're so beautiful. -Are you fucking kidding me with this? 808 00:33:40,522 --> 00:33:42,924 -Get the fuck off me, bitch! -[yelps] 809 00:33:43,190 --> 00:33:44,626 -Fuck you, Coco! -[gasps] 810 00:33:44,893 --> 00:33:46,694 -Oh! -Human shield. 811 00:33:46,761 --> 00:33:47,829 -[overlapping shouts] -[grunts] 812 00:33:48,128 --> 00:33:50,765 -Oh, my God! -Sophie! Are you okay? 813 00:33:51,064 --> 00:33:53,868 -[gasps] Oh, my God. -Oh, my God. 814 00:33:53,935 --> 00:33:55,503 [gasps, sniffles] 815 00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:57,639 -Are you okay? -[Sophie] Yeah, I just, um... 816 00:33:59,541 --> 00:34:00,642 I just... 817 00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:04,646 Maybe we should spend a little time apart. You know? 818 00:34:05,178 --> 00:34:07,281 [waves crashing] 819 00:34:27,134 --> 00:34:29,571 Hey, Lyla. Hey, how's your dad doing? 820 00:34:29,837 --> 00:34:31,706 Oh, my God. So much better. 821 00:34:32,205 --> 00:34:33,541 -Thanks for asking. -Oh, I'm glad to hear it. 822 00:34:33,608 --> 00:34:35,475 You want me to check if your dinner is ready? 823 00:34:35,877 --> 00:34:37,979 -If that's not too much trouble. -Yeah. Yeah. Be right back. 824 00:34:38,211 --> 00:34:39,446 Thanks, Lyla. 825 00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:43,718 [Kai sighs] 826 00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:47,254 [soft chuckle] 827 00:34:47,689 --> 00:34:50,157 It's, um-- [clears throat] It's Jane, right? 828 00:34:51,025 --> 00:34:51,726 Hi. 829 00:34:52,026 --> 00:34:52,961 Hi. 830 00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:54,562 [inhales sharply] 831 00:34:54,629 --> 00:34:56,229 I was hoping you wouldn't remember me. 832 00:34:56,598 --> 00:35:00,768 Oh, no. I don't think I'm ever gonna forget that conversation. 833 00:35:00,835 --> 00:35:03,170 -That's great. Great. -[chuckles] 834 00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:06,641 Your, uh-- your friend seems like a real character. 835 00:35:07,107 --> 00:35:12,245 Hmm. If by real character you mean complete maniac, then, yeah. Yes. 836 00:35:12,614 --> 00:35:14,716 Yeah, well, you gotta have a few crazy friends, right? 837 00:35:14,782 --> 00:35:15,917 They keep you on your toes. 838 00:35:16,116 --> 00:35:17,150 -Maybe. -Mm. 839 00:35:17,451 --> 00:35:19,587 -Or not. Maybe not. -Mm? Maybe not? 840 00:35:19,887 --> 00:35:20,722 -Hmm. -Speaking of which, 841 00:35:20,955 --> 00:35:22,322 where are they? Your friends? 842 00:35:22,389 --> 00:35:24,424 Um... We're just taking a little time out. 843 00:35:24,826 --> 00:35:26,861 -We had a fistfight in the lobby. -A fistfight? 844 00:35:27,194 --> 00:35:28,161 You know what? Can I just say something? 845 00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:29,764 Okay. Yeah, I think you're about to. 846 00:35:30,064 --> 00:35:32,466 This whole spa thing is such a scam. 847 00:35:32,967 --> 00:35:34,201 You pay a zillion bucks to come here 848 00:35:34,569 --> 00:35:37,404 and get a fucking back rub and listen to space music 849 00:35:37,739 --> 00:35:40,440 and do yoga, which is stretching, by the way. 850 00:35:40,808 --> 00:35:42,175 You know, I'm a yoga teacher. Remember we met-- 851 00:35:42,442 --> 00:35:43,911 Between you and me-- [scoffs] 852 00:35:44,244 --> 00:35:46,279 I mean-- [stammers] It's stretching. 853 00:35:46,614 --> 00:35:48,281 Mm-hmm, sure. It's how I get paid, so... 854 00:35:48,716 --> 00:35:52,152 And then you're supposed to walk out of here a completely new person, 855 00:35:52,452 --> 00:35:54,656 all centered and grounded and chill. 856 00:35:54,989 --> 00:35:56,456 -But do I look chill to you? -Not really. 857 00:35:56,791 --> 00:35:58,325 -I don't feel chill. -No. You don't look it. 858 00:35:58,626 --> 00:36:02,030 No. And I think that spas don't work. 859 00:36:02,362 --> 00:36:04,632 And I think that this place is dumb. 860 00:36:04,899 --> 00:36:05,900 -Oh, damn. -Yeah. 861 00:36:06,433 --> 00:36:07,902 Well, I'm sorry that you're not enjoying it, Jane. 862 00:36:08,201 --> 00:36:09,804 -And another thing. -Mm-hmm? 863 00:36:10,104 --> 00:36:11,773 I know what you're up to. 864 00:36:12,073 --> 00:36:14,642 I see through this whole charade. 865 00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:15,943 [laughs] 866 00:36:16,376 --> 00:36:18,345 Okay. What-- hold on. What am I up to? What did I do? 867 00:36:18,713 --> 00:36:22,950 I know this place hires good-looking Australian guys 868 00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:25,053 to flirt with all the moms. 869 00:36:25,252 --> 00:36:26,319 -Uh-huh. -Huh. 870 00:36:26,621 --> 00:36:29,189 Frankly, I find it a little insulting. 871 00:36:29,557 --> 00:36:31,324 Well, you shouldn't, but it's not really true. 872 00:36:31,693 --> 00:36:33,360 -Yeah. And I just want you to know... -Right... 873 00:36:33,761 --> 00:36:38,066 ...that it's not gonna work on me, Crocodile Dundee. 874 00:36:38,331 --> 00:36:39,466 -[giggles] -[snickers] 875 00:36:39,834 --> 00:36:41,368 -How'd you know that reference? -Here you go, Kai. 876 00:36:41,703 --> 00:36:43,838 -Have a good night. -Oh, thanks, Lyla. 877 00:36:44,304 --> 00:36:45,707 Um... [smacks] 878 00:36:46,373 --> 00:36:47,975 You know what? I actually-- 879 00:36:48,576 --> 00:36:52,080 I think I'm gonna eat here at the bar with my adorable friend Jane. Yeah. 880 00:36:52,513 --> 00:36:55,016 Apparently she's having a very hard time relaxing. I'm just... 881 00:36:55,683 --> 00:36:58,485 I'm a bit worried she might start breaking everything in here, honestly. 882 00:37:04,859 --> 00:37:06,694 Hey, if you see a bunch of hair in the sink, 883 00:37:06,961 --> 00:37:08,563 don't worry. It's just my pubes. 884 00:37:10,898 --> 00:37:12,399 Oh, wow. 885 00:37:12,466 --> 00:37:13,735 Wait, what are you working on? 886 00:37:14,035 --> 00:37:16,871 Oh, I'm just looking for a new job. 887 00:37:17,071 --> 00:37:18,238 Oh, wow. 888 00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:19,574 Oh, right. 889 00:37:19,807 --> 00:37:22,744 Yeah. Sorry I got you fired. 890 00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:26,379 You know, maybe it's for the best. 891 00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:28,583 Yeah, you could always come and work for me, you know. 892 00:37:28,783 --> 00:37:29,751 I'm rich. 893 00:37:30,685 --> 00:37:31,886 -Really? -Uh-huh. 894 00:37:32,086 --> 00:37:32,987 So... 895 00:37:35,223 --> 00:37:37,525 What is it exactly that you do now? 896 00:37:37,892 --> 00:37:39,861 I invest in reverse crypto. 897 00:37:40,528 --> 00:37:41,361 Wow. 898 00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:44,331 What is reverse crypto? 899 00:37:44,799 --> 00:37:48,401 I don't know. But I put all my money in it now. 900 00:37:48,636 --> 00:37:50,337 I'm just too embarrassed to ask. 901 00:37:50,403 --> 00:37:51,639 [bottle sloshes] 902 00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:55,877 -[laughter on television] -Oh... 903 00:37:56,110 --> 00:37:57,879 [giggles] I love this show. 904 00:37:58,212 --> 00:38:00,114 Have you seen this show? It's called Friends. 905 00:38:00,181 --> 00:38:01,182 Are you serious? 906 00:38:01,516 --> 00:38:02,750 [laughing] Oh, my God. Look at this. 907 00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:05,753 That's like us. We used to be like that. 908 00:38:07,221 --> 00:38:08,256 Aw... 909 00:38:08,723 --> 00:38:10,457 Thanks for inviting me this weekend, Soph. 910 00:38:10,758 --> 00:38:12,292 It's been really nice to reconnect. 911 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,462 Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course. 912 00:38:15,963 --> 00:38:18,533 I feel like we never hang out anymore together. 913 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,002 -How come? -It's just... 914 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:25,206 I have so many things in my life that I have to do. 915 00:38:25,472 --> 00:38:28,375 My job, my family, the kids. 916 00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:31,212 [stammers] And I don't have to see my friends, 917 00:38:31,512 --> 00:38:33,781 so they end up taking a back seat. 918 00:38:34,048 --> 00:38:35,650 -It sucks. -Yeah. 919 00:38:35,983 --> 00:38:38,385 I mean, your life sounds awful. 920 00:38:39,187 --> 00:38:40,955 Well, I mean, it's not that bad. 921 00:38:41,289 --> 00:38:43,591 Listen, I know my life looks amazing. 922 00:38:43,991 --> 00:38:47,195 I'm ginger, but I tan. I've got hair extensions. I'm rich. 923 00:38:47,528 --> 00:38:49,697 My cholesterol's pretty good for my age. 924 00:38:50,031 --> 00:38:51,199 But you know what? 925 00:38:52,033 --> 00:38:55,136 The most important thing to me, my priority, is you guys. 926 00:38:56,003 --> 00:38:59,439 If you need something, I mean, anything you fucking need, 927 00:38:59,507 --> 00:39:00,842 I'm here for you. 928 00:39:01,309 --> 00:39:04,377 Like, you want fucking Chinese Ozempic, I'll get it for you. 929 00:39:04,745 --> 00:39:07,648 You want to see a cock fight between two roosters? 930 00:39:07,715 --> 00:39:08,481 I'll do it. 931 00:39:08,783 --> 00:39:10,685 You want me to bleach your butthole? 932 00:39:10,918 --> 00:39:12,220 I fucking got you, mate. 933 00:39:12,553 --> 00:39:16,090 You and my crew, it's hos before bros. 934 00:39:18,292 --> 00:39:20,928 I'm glad you came. I am. 935 00:39:21,629 --> 00:39:23,598 I'm really glad I'm here, too. 936 00:39:23,831 --> 00:39:25,365 Thanks, Soph. 937 00:39:26,334 --> 00:39:28,603 Do you want to build a fort and wrestle? 938 00:39:28,936 --> 00:39:30,705 -Okay. -Yay! 939 00:39:30,905 --> 00:39:32,840 [waves crashing] 940 00:39:44,986 --> 00:39:46,386 -You gotta be kidding me. -[Roger chuckles] 941 00:39:46,687 --> 00:39:48,421 -What are you still doing here? -Uh... 942 00:39:48,823 --> 00:39:52,560 Their, uh, car charger is down, so I gotta spend the night. 943 00:39:53,227 --> 00:39:55,296 Oh, it explains the outfit. 944 00:39:55,596 --> 00:39:57,331 -Oh, this old thing? -Yeah. 945 00:39:57,397 --> 00:39:59,634 Yeah. I mean, I did buy out the gift shop, 946 00:39:59,867 --> 00:40:01,002 -uh... -Oh. 947 00:40:01,836 --> 00:40:03,738 ...and you would not believe how much it costs to look this stupid. 948 00:40:04,205 --> 00:40:06,307 Yeah, I thought you were going to go work on a cruise ship or something. It's... 949 00:40:06,574 --> 00:40:08,776 -[chuckles] -It's something. 950 00:40:10,011 --> 00:40:11,012 Can I get a hit? 951 00:40:11,312 --> 00:40:12,146 -Yeah, sit down. -[lighter flicks] 952 00:40:14,382 --> 00:40:15,783 [sighs] 953 00:40:16,017 --> 00:40:17,018 This is nice. 954 00:40:17,852 --> 00:40:18,686 Yeah. 955 00:40:25,927 --> 00:40:27,528 Why did you come here? 956 00:40:29,697 --> 00:40:31,498 Because I still care about you, Coco. 957 00:40:31,732 --> 00:40:33,567 Oh, God, give me a break. 958 00:40:33,901 --> 00:40:35,569 You ain't getting none tonight, okay? 959 00:40:35,636 --> 00:40:37,038 You're not getting it in, sir. 960 00:40:37,338 --> 00:40:38,471 -Getting it in? -Yes. You're not. 961 00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:39,974 I'm not trying to get anything in. 962 00:40:40,241 --> 00:40:41,474 -I'm just... -Okay, good. 963 00:40:41,842 --> 00:40:44,178 -...trying to tell you that I miss you. -[scoffs] 964 00:40:46,580 --> 00:40:48,049 -You miss me? -Yeah. 965 00:40:48,215 --> 00:40:49,449 Okay. 966 00:40:50,184 --> 00:40:51,585 What, your, like, really old girlfriend, like, fall and break her hip? 967 00:40:51,652 --> 00:40:53,054 Is that why you miss me? 968 00:40:55,423 --> 00:40:57,959 Do you even know why I started dating Margaret? 969 00:40:58,159 --> 00:41:00,628 Oh, wow. 970 00:41:01,095 --> 00:41:03,364 We're just gonna go there. Okay. 971 00:41:03,597 --> 00:41:05,199 It's because she's nice. 972 00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:07,335 I am so fucking nice. 973 00:41:07,702 --> 00:41:09,737 I have done so many fucking nice things for you. 974 00:41:10,204 --> 00:41:12,472 Yeah, but you don't treat people nicely, Coco. There's a difference. 975 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,241 [mocking] "Oh, you don't treat people nicely. 976 00:41:14,508 --> 00:41:15,710 There's a difference." 977 00:41:16,444 --> 00:41:17,578 Fuck. 978 00:41:21,382 --> 00:41:23,084 Look, I know it's not easy. 979 00:41:23,751 --> 00:41:25,720 I just think that you could benefit from 980 00:41:26,754 --> 00:41:30,224 you know, some professional help for your anger. 981 00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:32,994 Or maybe I am just angry because my husband 982 00:41:33,327 --> 00:41:34,362 -left me for Angela Merkel. -Okay, Co-- 983 00:41:34,695 --> 00:41:35,796 Maybe that, okay? Thank you so much. 984 00:41:36,130 --> 00:41:37,497 Coco, you were angry before the divorce. 985 00:41:37,832 --> 00:41:39,367 -Shut up. -You've always been this angry. 986 00:41:39,633 --> 00:41:41,102 Oh, my God. Here we go again. 987 00:41:42,069 --> 00:41:43,371 Why am I so angry then? 988 00:41:43,771 --> 00:41:45,272 I don't know. Maybe it's... 989 00:41:46,707 --> 00:41:48,209 because your parents weren't around 990 00:41:48,576 --> 00:41:51,145 and you're mad that you never got a chance to be a kid. 991 00:41:51,579 --> 00:41:53,881 Or maybe it's because the world is 992 00:41:54,715 --> 00:41:56,684 especially fucked up right now. 993 00:41:56,984 --> 00:41:59,053 I just think... 994 00:42:00,421 --> 00:42:02,123 that it's worth trying to figure out. 995 00:42:03,591 --> 00:42:04,992 I-I don't like... 996 00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:08,996 I don't want to be this angry all the time. I don't. 997 00:42:09,063 --> 00:42:11,132 It doesn't feel good. It's exhausting. 998 00:42:11,465 --> 00:42:14,702 I-I want to... I want to forgive you. 999 00:42:16,037 --> 00:42:18,172 I wish we could be, like, one happy family again, 1000 00:42:18,507 --> 00:42:20,908 but I'm not wired like that. I'm just not. 1001 00:42:25,413 --> 00:42:26,313 Yeah, I know. 1002 00:42:35,489 --> 00:42:37,625 -See you back in L.A. -Yeah. 1003 00:42:38,759 --> 00:42:40,261 See you back in L.A. 1004 00:42:41,762 --> 00:42:43,764 -Can you do me a favor, though? -Sure. 1005 00:42:44,999 --> 00:42:45,833 Can you, um... 1006 00:42:46,867 --> 00:42:48,169 Can you wear this outfit? 1007 00:42:48,369 --> 00:42:49,603 [laughs] 1008 00:42:50,071 --> 00:42:52,706 What are you, like the oldest ball boy at the U.S. Open? 1009 00:42:52,973 --> 00:42:54,942 I don't know what this is about. 1010 00:42:55,676 --> 00:42:57,778 -I'll see you soon, Coco. -All right. 1011 00:42:57,978 --> 00:42:59,046 [chuckles] 1012 00:43:05,686 --> 00:43:06,954 [Jane sighs] 1013 00:43:07,221 --> 00:43:09,356 -Here we go. -Thank you. 1014 00:43:11,125 --> 00:43:11,992 All right. 1015 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,663 -So, you feeling a bit more chill? -Mm-hmm? 1016 00:43:16,230 --> 00:43:17,364 -Hm? Yeah? -Yes. 1017 00:43:17,898 --> 00:43:20,601 But that's because of the wine, not because of this stupid spa. 1018 00:43:20,868 --> 00:43:22,703 Okay, look. [clears throat] 1019 00:43:24,872 --> 00:43:27,108 I don't usually do this, but... 1020 00:43:27,608 --> 00:43:30,945 I can help you fully relax if you want. 1021 00:43:31,345 --> 00:43:34,583 -[gasps] You didn't just say that. -What? Yeah, I did. 1022 00:43:34,648 --> 00:43:37,519 -Does that line actually work on people? -Oh, my... 1023 00:43:37,785 --> 00:43:39,086 Just give me your hand. Here. 1024 00:43:39,353 --> 00:43:40,788 -What? -Give me-- [laughs] 1025 00:43:40,855 --> 00:43:41,889 Give me your hand. Come on. 1026 00:43:42,223 --> 00:43:43,491 -Give it here. All right. -[Jane giggles] 1027 00:43:43,824 --> 00:43:44,825 Do you know what manotantric massage is? 1028 00:43:45,059 --> 00:43:46,127 -Uh, no. -No? 1029 00:43:46,393 --> 00:43:48,129 And I'm okay not knowing. 1030 00:43:48,195 --> 00:43:51,265 Well, manotantric massage is the art of activating 1031 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,767 -various pressure points on your hand... -Mm-hmm? 1032 00:43:54,101 --> 00:43:56,670 ...in order to trigger different emotions. 1033 00:43:56,971 --> 00:43:59,406 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 1034 00:43:59,608 --> 00:44:00,908 [Jane chuckles] 1035 00:44:01,275 --> 00:44:04,745 I mean, it feels nice. It does. It feels good. It's, um... 1036 00:44:05,045 --> 00:44:05,646 Oh. 1037 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,381 [INHALES SHARPLY] Okay. 1038 00:44:07,582 --> 00:44:08,517 [gasps] 1039 00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:10,251 That feels relaxing. 1040 00:44:10,918 --> 00:44:11,719 Wow. 1041 00:44:12,554 --> 00:44:15,156 Uh-- Oh, my God. Wow. 1042 00:44:15,422 --> 00:44:17,424 I feel like I'm in a Sade video. 1043 00:44:17,658 --> 00:44:19,026 -[gasps] -Mm-hmm. 1044 00:44:19,326 --> 00:44:20,427 Wow. 1045 00:44:20,995 --> 00:44:23,931 But it-- [stammers] It feels like, you know, a hand massage. 1046 00:44:24,165 --> 00:44:25,567 Like a, you know... 1047 00:44:26,233 --> 00:44:28,269 Like you feel when you get a hand massage. 1048 00:44:28,570 --> 00:44:30,204 -Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -So... 1049 00:44:30,505 --> 00:44:31,705 -Well, I'm sorry to hear that. -Uh-huh. 1050 00:44:32,006 --> 00:44:34,875 Uh... Let me try a different spot. 1051 00:44:35,809 --> 00:44:37,211 -[Jane] Mm. -[Kai] Hmm. 1052 00:44:37,478 --> 00:44:39,280 And what is this supposed to... 1053 00:44:39,548 --> 00:44:41,448 Complete emotional release. 1054 00:44:41,650 --> 00:44:42,783 Uh-huh. 1055 00:44:45,019 --> 00:44:45,953 Um... 1056 00:44:46,187 --> 00:44:47,021 [shuddering breath] 1057 00:44:47,254 --> 00:44:48,422 [sniffles] That's-- 1058 00:44:48,689 --> 00:44:49,591 [stammers] It's so weird. 1059 00:44:49,890 --> 00:44:52,159 That one, I don't feel a-at all. 1060 00:44:52,359 --> 00:44:53,727 [wincing] 1061 00:44:54,128 --> 00:44:56,430 [voice breaking] Yeah, that one's not affecting me at all. 1062 00:44:56,631 --> 00:44:58,465 [whimpers] 1063 00:44:58,667 --> 00:45:00,569 [sobs] 1064 00:45:00,935 --> 00:45:03,304 [whimpering] But maybe you should stop doing that one. 1065 00:45:03,638 --> 00:45:05,439 -Okay. I'll stop. I'll stop. -[gasping] 1066 00:45:06,675 --> 00:45:08,042 [sighs] 1067 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:10,444 Yeah, let me try... [grunts] 1068 00:45:10,744 --> 00:45:12,213 -...something else. -[gasps] 1069 00:45:12,413 --> 00:45:14,181 Oh! [pants] 1070 00:45:14,381 --> 00:45:15,249 Hello. 1071 00:45:16,618 --> 00:45:19,086 [breathlessly] Wow. What's that one? 1072 00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:20,788 Ah, I think we both know 1073 00:45:21,055 --> 00:45:23,190 -what that one is, Jane. -Uh-huh? 1074 00:45:24,158 --> 00:45:27,962 Actually, that just feels like normal... [breathing heavily] 1075 00:45:28,195 --> 00:45:30,331 everyday massage. 1076 00:45:30,497 --> 00:45:32,199 [gasping] 1077 00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:34,068 [exhales sharply] 1078 00:45:34,268 --> 00:45:36,203 [gasps] Fuck me. 1079 00:45:37,404 --> 00:45:40,241 [panting] Whoa. Whoa. 1080 00:45:40,941 --> 00:45:43,244 What? How are you doing this? 1081 00:45:43,578 --> 00:45:45,513 -Well, the human hand has-- -Never mind. 1082 00:45:45,779 --> 00:45:47,748 -Don't talk. Don't talk. -Uh-huh. 1083 00:45:48,048 --> 00:45:50,585 Just go to the left. To the left. 1084 00:45:50,652 --> 00:45:53,087 To the left. Ooh... 1085 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:57,258 That is manotantric massage. 1086 00:45:57,458 --> 00:45:58,627 Uh-huh. 1087 00:45:59,126 --> 00:46:01,395 I'm very sorry that had no effect on you. 1088 00:46:01,630 --> 00:46:03,230 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm? 1089 00:46:05,032 --> 00:46:06,767 Do you want to continue the massage back at my place? 1090 00:46:07,067 --> 00:46:08,369 -[breathless] Yes, okay. -Yeah? 1091 00:46:08,570 --> 00:46:09,504 Yeah. 1092 00:46:15,342 --> 00:46:16,777 [panting] 1093 00:46:19,648 --> 00:46:22,316 -Oh... shit. -[soft chuckle] 1094 00:46:22,684 --> 00:46:23,551 [Jane giggles softly] 1095 00:46:25,219 --> 00:46:26,887 [soft moaning] 1096 00:46:47,642 --> 00:46:49,544 [soft snores] 1097 00:46:51,278 --> 00:46:55,082 -[snores] -[clanging, clattering] 1098 00:46:55,983 --> 00:46:58,052 Oh... Hey. Just getting back from last-- 1099 00:46:58,285 --> 00:47:00,120 No. [shushes] 1100 00:47:00,187 --> 00:47:01,556 Hey, guys. 1101 00:47:01,989 --> 00:47:03,692 -Jane fucked last night. -What? 1102 00:47:04,058 --> 00:47:06,427 Oh, you were wearing that last night. You fucked someone? 1103 00:47:06,661 --> 00:47:07,729 [shushes] Wait. But I... 1104 00:47:08,062 --> 00:47:10,331 Oh, my God. She got fingered by a dick. 1105 00:47:10,397 --> 00:47:11,733 -[Jane] Okay, okay. -You got fingered by a dick? 1106 00:47:12,066 --> 00:47:13,434 -[Jane] Huh? -Who'd you have sex with? 1107 00:47:13,768 --> 00:47:15,737 Can we talk about this maybe a little later? 1108 00:47:15,804 --> 00:47:17,271 I bet she fucked the yoga guy. 1109 00:47:17,539 --> 00:47:18,573 [Jane] Just... It was... 1110 00:47:19,306 --> 00:47:20,341 [Jane] Uh... What? 1111 00:47:20,608 --> 00:47:22,309 -Wait, how... -She did. 1112 00:47:23,010 --> 00:47:25,446 She... Look how happy she is. She had sex with the yoga guy. 1113 00:47:25,747 --> 00:47:27,481 -Look at that. -How was it? 1114 00:47:28,583 --> 00:47:30,017 Which time? 1115 00:47:30,284 --> 00:47:32,453 [all cheering] 1116 00:47:32,654 --> 00:47:34,355 [roars] 1117 00:47:34,622 --> 00:47:36,323 -[Mel] Yeah! -[laughs] 1118 00:47:36,558 --> 00:47:38,760 It was crazy. 1119 00:47:38,827 --> 00:47:40,729 And I don't know what he did to me, 1120 00:47:40,795 --> 00:47:43,665 but my back feels better. 1121 00:47:43,964 --> 00:47:46,400 Ooh. I'm into it, girl. My neck hurts. 1122 00:47:46,701 --> 00:47:47,769 -Can I fuck him next? -[Jane chuckles] 1123 00:47:48,102 --> 00:47:50,938 Honestly, yes, you should. You all should. 1124 00:47:51,171 --> 00:47:53,073 I feel like I'm 25 again. 1125 00:47:53,140 --> 00:47:55,376 No, wait. So you're not gonna see him again? 1126 00:47:55,577 --> 00:47:57,645 No. No, I'm not 1127 00:47:57,945 --> 00:47:58,912 -going to see him again. -[Mel] What? 1128 00:47:59,179 --> 00:48:00,682 -Why not? -That's crazy. 1129 00:48:01,048 --> 00:48:03,884 Because it's the guy that you sleep with on your weekend away, 1130 00:48:04,284 --> 00:48:06,521 not the-- the guy you bring home to your kids. [chuckles] 1131 00:48:06,788 --> 00:48:08,021 Yeah, but there's other weekends 1132 00:48:08,389 --> 00:48:11,392 that you could just hook up with him and have fun. 1133 00:48:11,659 --> 00:48:13,394 Anyway, we have to get ready. 1134 00:48:13,894 --> 00:48:15,329 We're going to be late for our massages. 1135 00:48:18,432 --> 00:48:19,667 Um... 1136 00:48:19,933 --> 00:48:20,968 I think she really likes him. 1137 00:48:21,268 --> 00:48:22,637 -She totally likes him. -She really likes him. 1138 00:48:22,936 --> 00:48:24,171 -[chuckles] -Wait, so we shouldn't 1139 00:48:24,371 --> 00:48:25,406 try to fuck him? 1140 00:48:25,973 --> 00:48:27,908 -No, girl, don't do that. -Please don't. 1141 00:48:31,245 --> 00:48:33,782 -[Mel sighs] -Ooh, it smells so good in here. 1142 00:48:34,014 --> 00:48:35,149 [Coco] Wow-wow wa-wa-wee-wow! 1143 00:48:35,449 --> 00:48:36,518 Ooh! 1144 00:48:36,751 --> 00:48:38,018 -No, no, Mel. -Oh. 1145 00:48:38,252 --> 00:48:38,952 -Hello. -Hi. 1146 00:48:39,219 --> 00:48:40,555 We're here for our massages. 1147 00:48:40,855 --> 00:48:41,922 Um. 1148 00:48:42,524 --> 00:48:44,793 I'm sorry, but a-a client has just paid with airline miles 1149 00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:46,393 and this has crashed our system. [stammers] 1150 00:48:46,460 --> 00:48:47,529 I don't know why this keeps happening. 1151 00:48:47,796 --> 00:48:49,664 AdvantageMiles or SkyMiles? 1152 00:48:50,030 --> 00:48:51,800 Oh, uh... SkyMiles. 1153 00:48:52,132 --> 00:48:54,903 Oh. Yeah, SkyMiles always glitch out 1154 00:48:54,968 --> 00:48:57,137 if you use them for anything other than air travel. 1155 00:48:57,337 --> 00:48:58,640 Um, m-may I? 1156 00:48:59,808 --> 00:49:03,977 Um, yeah, sure. Guess she's coming in. Okay. 1157 00:49:04,278 --> 00:49:06,681 Okay, so you just need to convert them 1158 00:49:07,014 --> 00:49:08,550 -into BonusPlus miles... -[keyboard clacking] 1159 00:49:08,883 --> 00:49:12,286 and then code them as Amex Executive Points. 1160 00:49:12,787 --> 00:49:13,755 And... 1161 00:49:14,087 --> 00:49:15,088 [keyboard clacking] 1162 00:49:15,422 --> 00:49:17,458 -Okay. All right, -[computer chimes] 1163 00:49:17,792 --> 00:49:19,092 -you're back in business. -[Mel whoops] 1164 00:49:19,460 --> 00:49:21,763 -Okay, girl. She did that. -Boom. Drop the mic. 1165 00:49:21,995 --> 00:49:23,832 How did you do that? 1166 00:49:24,097 --> 00:49:26,233 Uh, my old boss traveled a lot, 1167 00:49:26,634 --> 00:49:30,003 so I just completely nerded out on all the rewards programs. 1168 00:49:30,404 --> 00:49:32,774 -Hey, hey, hey, can I say something? -Wow. This took a turn. 1169 00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,576 -You should hire her. -What? 1170 00:49:34,943 --> 00:49:37,277 I know that blonde hair makes her fucking so sexy 1171 00:49:37,645 --> 00:49:39,581 you can't believe that she doesn't have a monkey brain. 1172 00:49:39,814 --> 00:49:40,882 But that bitch 1173 00:49:41,215 --> 00:49:42,517 is someone you need to have working for you. 1174 00:49:42,851 --> 00:49:44,017 'Cause clearly you're surrounded by morons. 1175 00:49:44,351 --> 00:49:45,887 I mean, that guy there with an ice skating bun 1176 00:49:46,186 --> 00:49:47,789 and two hairy testicles on his chin, 1177 00:49:48,255 --> 00:49:50,290 I-I don't think he can be handling the computer. 1178 00:49:50,658 --> 00:49:53,628 [clears throat] Look, we're not hiring here right now. 1179 00:49:53,695 --> 00:49:54,762 But, um, if you're interested 1180 00:49:55,095 --> 00:49:56,263 in working on another Solaris property, 1181 00:49:56,631 --> 00:49:58,131 we're always looking for amazing people like you. 1182 00:49:58,432 --> 00:49:59,433 Huh. 1183 00:50:00,033 --> 00:50:01,736 -Wow. -[whimpers] 1184 00:50:02,069 --> 00:50:03,237 -Okay, what's happening? -Oh, she's crying. 1185 00:50:03,571 --> 00:50:05,607 -Oh, she's cry-- Oh, Jesus. -[Sophie whimpers] 1186 00:50:05,673 --> 00:50:06,808 [shakily] I'm sorry. 1187 00:50:07,341 --> 00:50:10,310 It's just my old boss never said anything nice to me ever. 1188 00:50:10,712 --> 00:50:14,481 Okay, Bubs. Just stop crying. It's getting weird, okay? 1189 00:50:14,716 --> 00:50:16,416 [clears throat] Um. 1190 00:50:16,751 --> 00:50:20,354 Anyway, I do have a resume, if you'd like to see it. 1191 00:50:20,555 --> 00:50:21,488 Yeah. 1192 00:50:22,590 --> 00:50:23,791 You email it to me, 1193 00:50:24,091 --> 00:50:25,392 and I'll pass on to corporate right away. 1194 00:50:26,393 --> 00:50:27,494 Thank you, Kent. 1195 00:50:27,996 --> 00:50:30,832 Now, ladies, who's ready for a massage? 1196 00:50:31,164 --> 00:50:32,032 ["Primadonna Girl" by Marina And The Diamonds plays] 1197 00:50:32,299 --> 00:50:33,601 ♪ Primadonna girl ♪ 1198 00:50:33,668 --> 00:50:34,669 ♪ Yeah ♪♪ 1199 00:50:35,168 --> 00:50:37,939 ♪ All I ever wanted Was the world ♪ 1200 00:50:38,305 --> 00:50:41,809 ♪ I can't help that I need It all ♪ 1201 00:50:42,175 --> 00:50:45,780 ♪ The Primadonna life The rise and fall ♪ 1202 00:50:46,179 --> 00:50:49,316 ♪ Got you wrapped around My finger, babe ♪ 1203 00:50:49,684 --> 00:50:53,220 ♪ You can count on me To misbehave ♪ 1204 00:50:53,588 --> 00:50:55,657 -♪ Primadonna girl ♪ -♪ Going up ♪ 1205 00:50:55,957 --> 00:50:57,825 ♪ Going down, down, down ♪ 1206 00:50:58,225 --> 00:51:00,360 -♪ Yeah ♪ -♪ Anything for the crown ♪ 1207 00:51:00,695 --> 00:51:02,329 -♪ Crown, crown... ♪♪ -[squealing] 1208 00:51:02,697 --> 00:51:03,932 -♪ When the lights dimming... ♪ -[laughing] 1209 00:51:03,998 --> 00:51:05,198 [indistinct chatter] 1210 00:51:05,533 --> 00:51:07,669 ♪ Down, down, down I spin around ♪ 1211 00:51:07,969 --> 00:51:10,605 ♪ Cause I'm a Primadonna girl ♪ 1212 00:51:10,905 --> 00:51:11,940 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1213 00:51:12,372 --> 00:51:15,577 ♪ All I ever wanted Was the world ♪ 1214 00:51:16,044 --> 00:51:19,212 ♪ I can't help that I need It all ♪ 1215 00:51:19,681 --> 00:51:23,283 ♪ The Primadonna life The rise and fall ♪ 1216 00:51:23,751 --> 00:51:24,986 ♪ You say that I'm kind of ♪ 1217 00:51:25,319 --> 00:51:27,321 -♪ Difficult... ♪ -[cackles] 1218 00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:30,892 ♪ But it's always Someone else's fault ♪♪ 1219 00:51:30,959 --> 00:51:33,561 -♪ Primadonna girl ♪ -[indistinct chatter] 1220 00:51:33,928 --> 00:51:34,963 What's our next treatment? 1221 00:51:35,262 --> 00:51:37,097 -Um, seaweed wraps... -Mm. 1222 00:51:37,431 --> 00:51:38,933 and I think it's about a three minute 1223 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,267 -walk away. -Cool. 1224 00:51:40,334 --> 00:51:42,235 Wha-- Are you cra-- three minute walk? 1225 00:51:42,604 --> 00:51:44,137 Guys, no way. We've got to get an Uber or something. 1226 00:51:44,471 --> 00:51:46,106 We can't walk that far. We're not soldiers. 1227 00:51:46,406 --> 00:51:47,709 -What? -It's not that long. 1228 00:51:48,009 --> 00:51:49,711 -It really isn't. -Three minutes. 1229 00:51:50,078 --> 00:51:51,746 Whoa. I got a better idea. [giggles] 1230 00:51:52,112 --> 00:51:53,581 -[Jane] Uh, no, Mel. No. No, Mel. -[Coco] No. 1231 00:51:53,915 --> 00:51:54,983 -Come on, Mel. -No, Mel, you're not gonna 1232 00:51:55,248 --> 00:51:56,718 -steal a golf cart. -Uh, mm-mm. 1233 00:51:56,951 --> 00:51:58,753 -Guys, get in. -[honks] 1234 00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:00,588 I'm not stopping till you get in. 1235 00:52:00,788 --> 00:52:01,990 [sustained honk] 1236 00:52:02,056 --> 00:52:03,691 [harmonizes with horn] 1237 00:52:03,758 --> 00:52:05,225 [honks rhythmically] 1238 00:52:05,292 --> 00:52:06,493 Okay, let's do it. 1239 00:52:07,729 --> 00:52:10,464 Oh, God, having white friends is so hard. 1240 00:52:11,633 --> 00:52:14,736 -[delighted yells] -[Mel] Whee! [laughs] 1241 00:52:14,936 --> 00:52:16,738 [whooping] 1242 00:52:16,804 --> 00:52:17,872 -[laughs] -[squeals] 1243 00:52:18,205 --> 00:52:20,340 Hey, do you guys remember that time we-- 1244 00:52:20,575 --> 00:52:22,577 Whoa! [grunts] 1245 00:52:23,143 --> 00:52:25,580 Oh, shit, you guys. Sophie fell out. 1246 00:52:26,047 --> 00:52:28,315 Oh, shit! That was awesome. 1247 00:52:28,650 --> 00:52:30,618 -We thought you were dead. -I'm sorry I fell 1248 00:52:30,685 --> 00:52:32,053 -out of the car. -Are you gonna have to 1249 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:33,487 -go to the hospital? -No, I'm-- 1250 00:52:33,721 --> 00:52:36,024 [siren wails] 1251 00:52:36,356 --> 00:52:38,760 Oh, we've got company! [tires squeal] 1252 00:52:39,060 --> 00:52:40,762 ["Supersonic" by Jacaranda plays] 1253 00:52:40,995 --> 00:52:43,097 Why are you driving away?! 1254 00:52:43,163 --> 00:52:44,932 -Oh, relax. It's spa police. -Stop it! 1255 00:52:45,133 --> 00:52:46,433 [screaming] 1256 00:52:51,139 --> 00:52:52,707 -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ -[sirens approach] 1257 00:52:52,907 --> 00:52:54,909 [all screaming] 1258 00:52:55,242 --> 00:52:57,078 -[cart thuds] -[screaming continues] 1259 00:52:57,310 --> 00:52:59,246 [siren wails] 1260 00:53:00,447 --> 00:53:01,181 Sorry. 1261 00:53:01,481 --> 00:53:03,785 ♪ Turn electric on a dime ♪ 1262 00:53:04,118 --> 00:53:05,218 -[all screaming] -♪ And then I start ♪ 1263 00:53:05,787 --> 00:53:07,789 -♪ to lose control ♪♪ -[siren wails, tires squeal] 1264 00:53:08,089 --> 00:53:11,059 -[all yelling] -♪ Ooh ♪ 1265 00:53:11,559 --> 00:53:13,061 -Oh, my god! -♪ Just let it go ♪ 1266 00:53:13,393 --> 00:53:15,963 -[Coco] Oh, wine tasting! -[Jane screams] 1267 00:53:16,296 --> 00:53:18,132 -♪ Supersonic ♪ -[screams, yelps] 1268 00:53:18,198 --> 00:53:19,667 -[thuds] -♪ Tonight, I want it ♪♪ 1269 00:53:19,734 --> 00:53:21,334 -[screaming] -♪ So keep it coming ♪♪ 1270 00:53:21,669 --> 00:53:23,671 -[delighted yell] -♪ Ooh ♪ 1271 00:53:23,905 --> 00:53:25,338 ♪ Supersonic ♪ 1272 00:53:25,606 --> 00:53:27,075 ♪ Tonight, I want it ♪ 1273 00:53:27,340 --> 00:53:28,810 ♪ So keep it coming ♪ 1274 00:53:29,110 --> 00:53:31,079 Holy fuck, guys, that was awesome! 1275 00:53:31,311 --> 00:53:33,413 [siren wails] 1276 00:53:34,148 --> 00:53:37,051 -Guys, my shoe's stuck. -[both] What? 1277 00:53:37,118 --> 00:53:38,820 Don't worry. I got this. 1278 00:53:38,886 --> 00:53:40,220 Look out! Look out! 1279 00:53:40,621 --> 00:53:41,956 -[all scream] -[man grunts] 1280 00:53:42,289 --> 00:53:44,826 -[tires squeal] -I-I don't got this. I'm out. 1281 00:53:45,126 --> 00:53:47,195 -[women scream] -[Mel grunts] 1282 00:53:47,562 --> 00:53:49,997 -What the fuck! -[screams] 1283 00:53:50,230 --> 00:53:51,566 [Coco] Oh, my God! 1284 00:53:51,799 --> 00:53:52,834 [all grunting] 1285 00:53:55,670 --> 00:53:56,971 [PANTS, GASPS] 1286 00:53:58,238 --> 00:54:00,608 [whines, creaks] 1287 00:54:01,809 --> 00:54:02,977 [both gasp] 1288 00:54:13,921 --> 00:54:15,322 [distant] Sorry! 1289 00:54:18,860 --> 00:54:21,428 What is wrong with you people? 1290 00:54:21,495 --> 00:54:23,263 Shanti, sorry. Can I just say, 1291 00:54:23,631 --> 00:54:25,332 I did lose one of my shoes in the golf cart crash, 1292 00:54:25,633 --> 00:54:26,868 and I just wondered, who do I speak to 1293 00:54:27,101 --> 00:54:28,035 about getting reimbursed? 1294 00:54:28,536 --> 00:54:30,004 Do you think this is funny? 1295 00:54:31,639 --> 00:54:33,174 So obviously, I'm kicking you out of my spa 1296 00:54:33,406 --> 00:54:34,474 effective immediately. 1297 00:54:34,709 --> 00:54:35,643 -Oh, no. -Well... 1298 00:54:35,877 --> 00:54:37,178 Oh, my God. Why? No. 1299 00:54:37,512 --> 00:54:39,080 It's her birthday weekend. That's crazy. 1300 00:54:39,379 --> 00:54:41,549 Well, actually, you can't kick us out. 1301 00:54:41,749 --> 00:54:42,817 And why is that? 1302 00:54:43,151 --> 00:54:44,552 Pursuant to section 325[b] 1303 00:54:44,886 --> 00:54:47,088 of the California Tenants' Bill of Rights, 1304 00:54:47,354 --> 00:54:49,190 you must file a written warning 1305 00:54:49,524 --> 00:54:52,292 before evicting occupants from their rooms. 1306 00:54:52,627 --> 00:54:54,796 What a fuck ton of fun. You're a lawyer. 1307 00:54:55,029 --> 00:54:56,931 Well, I will issue 1308 00:54:57,297 --> 00:54:59,466 a written warning and that will be your last warning. 1309 00:54:59,534 --> 00:55:01,903 The next time one of you dickheads 1310 00:55:02,136 --> 00:55:03,336 is even remotely out of line 1311 00:55:03,671 --> 00:55:05,206 I am calling the police. Do you understand? 1312 00:55:05,472 --> 00:55:06,507 -Yes, Shanti. -Yup. 1313 00:55:06,707 --> 00:55:07,909 Now go! 1314 00:55:07,975 --> 00:55:09,510 [Jane] Okay. Thank you, Shanti. 1315 00:55:11,579 --> 00:55:13,948 I'm sorry we're dickheads. 1316 00:55:22,089 --> 00:55:24,959 Hi. Are you still serving lunch? 1317 00:55:25,226 --> 00:55:27,061 -I'm sorry, no. -Oh, no? 1318 00:55:27,862 --> 00:55:28,663 But... 1319 00:55:28,896 --> 00:55:30,798 -Hi. -Hi. 1320 00:55:30,998 --> 00:55:31,833 Everything okay? 1321 00:55:32,099 --> 00:55:34,334 I just, um... missed lunch. 1322 00:55:34,802 --> 00:55:36,938 Yeah, we can't have that. Come on. 1323 00:55:37,672 --> 00:55:39,807 ["Easy To Me" by Samuel Jack plays] 1324 00:55:40,107 --> 00:55:43,845 -Here we go. -♪ Ooh ♪ 1325 00:55:43,911 --> 00:55:45,947 -[indistinct chatter] -♪ Ooh ♪♪ 1326 00:55:46,514 --> 00:55:47,915 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1327 00:55:47,982 --> 00:55:49,083 [indistinct chatter] 1328 00:55:49,349 --> 00:55:50,952 Hey, Sammy, can I get a station? 1329 00:55:51,018 --> 00:55:52,954 Hey, yeah, sure. Use, uh, 16. 1330 00:55:53,254 --> 00:55:54,889 -Thanks, mate. -[Jane chuckles] 1331 00:55:55,323 --> 00:55:57,692 All right. Take a seat. 1332 00:55:58,159 --> 00:55:59,560 Okay. 1333 00:55:59,627 --> 00:56:01,229 -♪ Another day with my baby.. ♪ -[sighs] 1334 00:56:01,562 --> 00:56:03,430 -♪ That's all I want... ♪ -[Jane chuckles] 1335 00:56:04,732 --> 00:56:06,901 ♪ You're my Sweet little darling ♪ 1336 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,369 ♪ Tell me What we sleeping for? ♪ 1337 00:56:09,804 --> 00:56:11,138 -Aw, yes. -♪ Want your days ♪ 1338 00:56:11,505 --> 00:56:12,506 -♪ Want your nights... ♪ -[laughs] 1339 00:56:12,807 --> 00:56:14,976 ♪ And all that's in between ♪ 1340 00:56:15,576 --> 00:56:17,311 How do you know how to do this? 1341 00:56:17,377 --> 00:56:19,513 I've worked in a lot of kitchens over the years. 1342 00:56:20,281 --> 00:56:22,482 -Mm-hmm. -When I was younger, 1343 00:56:22,550 --> 00:56:23,551 I always thought I'd 1344 00:56:23,885 --> 00:56:25,253 open my own little restaurant someday. 1345 00:56:25,586 --> 00:56:27,722 Yeah? And then what happened? 1346 00:56:27,889 --> 00:56:28,890 Uh... 1347 00:56:29,223 --> 00:56:31,192 I got into yoga. I started working here, 1348 00:56:31,525 --> 00:56:35,162 and it's just such a cushy gig, you know? So... 1349 00:56:36,631 --> 00:56:38,266 -You gave up on your dreams? -Oh... 1350 00:56:38,633 --> 00:56:40,134 -Ouch. -[chuckles] 1351 00:56:40,735 --> 00:56:42,469 -But you're not wrong, yeah. -Mm. 1352 00:56:42,937 --> 00:56:44,005 Mm! 1353 00:56:44,171 --> 00:56:45,006 Too tight? 1354 00:56:46,007 --> 00:56:47,041 That's great. 1355 00:56:49,409 --> 00:56:51,612 -[Coco] Hi, hello. -[concierge] Hello. 1356 00:56:51,679 --> 00:56:53,014 I'm here to check in for my mud bath. 1357 00:56:53,247 --> 00:56:54,548 Last name is Bellinger. 1358 00:56:54,882 --> 00:56:57,151 So your private room is just down this hall. 1359 00:56:57,450 --> 00:56:58,853 Your name is written on the door. 1360 00:56:59,620 --> 00:57:02,056 Put it there. Look at us, bitch. 1361 00:57:02,323 --> 00:57:04,558 -You got this. -Mud. 1362 00:57:04,959 --> 00:57:05,960 [squeals] 1363 00:57:06,961 --> 00:57:07,895 [chuckles] 1364 00:57:08,362 --> 00:57:09,764 [hums] 1365 00:57:10,364 --> 00:57:12,300 -[screams] -Oh, sh-- [gasps] 1366 00:57:12,499 --> 00:57:14,235 Oh, my God. 1367 00:57:14,635 --> 00:57:16,337 Oh, my God. Coco, what are you doing here? 1368 00:57:16,671 --> 00:57:18,773 What am I doing here? What are you doing here? 1369 00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,608 I booked this mud bath for me, 1370 00:57:20,675 --> 00:57:22,043 and they brought me here because... 1371 00:57:24,378 --> 00:57:26,314 ...because we have the same last name. 1372 00:57:26,380 --> 00:57:27,581 Yeah, they double booked us. 1373 00:57:27,949 --> 00:57:30,685 -Um... [chuckles] -Okay. Great. This is, um... 1374 00:57:30,751 --> 00:57:32,485 I'm gonna go see if they have another room available 1375 00:57:32,787 --> 00:57:36,190 for another Bellinger, which is me. 1376 00:57:37,224 --> 00:57:38,926 Wait, wait, wait. Coco. Just... 1377 00:57:39,593 --> 00:57:41,929 Take the other side. I mean, there's plenty of room. 1378 00:57:42,129 --> 00:57:43,064 Um... 1379 00:57:43,731 --> 00:57:44,497 Okay. 1380 00:57:44,999 --> 00:57:45,967 Wait, you got a bathing suit on under there? 1381 00:57:46,167 --> 00:57:47,201 Mm-hmm. 1382 00:57:47,568 --> 00:57:48,836 Cool. You just keep your hands to yourself. 1383 00:57:49,036 --> 00:57:49,904 Okay. 1384 00:57:53,808 --> 00:57:56,744 So what did you want to be when you were little, hey? 1385 00:57:57,078 --> 00:57:59,347 Uh-- Well, I've always wanted to be a lawyer. 1386 00:57:59,413 --> 00:58:00,648 Hmm. Do you still love your job? 1387 00:58:00,948 --> 00:58:02,850 -I do. I do love it. Mm-hmm. -Yeah? 1388 00:58:03,117 --> 00:58:05,219 I love helping people and... 1389 00:58:05,786 --> 00:58:10,758 I mean, sometimes, if my boss is dumping too much work on me 1390 00:58:10,992 --> 00:58:12,626 or my kids are sick 1391 00:58:12,927 --> 00:58:14,929 or my dad's being a nightmare, I, um... 1392 00:58:15,396 --> 00:58:17,398 I feel like I'm being buried alive. 1393 00:58:17,665 --> 00:58:20,468 But other than that, it's great. 1394 00:58:20,935 --> 00:58:22,403 Tell me, what's one thing that you do 1395 00:58:22,470 --> 00:58:24,105 that's just totally for yourself? 1396 00:58:24,538 --> 00:58:26,240 One thing I do for... Okay. 1397 00:58:26,507 --> 00:58:27,708 -Mm-hmm. -So that's easy. 1398 00:58:27,908 --> 00:58:28,843 Um... 1399 00:58:29,076 --> 00:58:31,245 Well, I... I-- 1400 00:58:31,545 --> 00:58:33,247 -What? It's... -Struggling? 1401 00:58:34,048 --> 00:58:35,282 Um... 1402 00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:38,319 Look, 99% of this wellness stuff, 1403 00:58:38,552 --> 00:58:39,854 it's bullshit, right? 1404 00:58:40,388 --> 00:58:43,991 But the self-care part of it is real. 1405 00:58:44,558 --> 00:58:45,993 Sometimes... 1406 00:58:46,827 --> 00:58:48,896 Sometimes you just-- You have to put yourself first 1407 00:58:49,163 --> 00:58:50,164 and just do what you want to do. 1408 00:58:50,431 --> 00:58:51,665 -Hmm. -'Cause, Jane, 1409 00:58:51,966 --> 00:58:53,667 when people just give and give and give, 1410 00:58:54,001 --> 00:58:57,905 eventually there's nothing left and they crash. 1411 00:58:59,807 --> 00:59:01,609 I'd hate to see that happen to you. 1412 00:59:01,776 --> 00:59:02,643 Yeah. 1413 00:59:05,746 --> 00:59:07,982 You're gonna make me really like you, aren't you? 1414 00:59:08,049 --> 00:59:10,618 -[plate clinks] -Whatever do you mean? 1415 00:59:18,459 --> 00:59:19,260 -[fork clinks] -Mm. 1416 00:59:20,127 --> 00:59:21,195 It needs more garlic. 1417 00:59:21,429 --> 00:59:23,097 No, it's perfect. 1418 00:59:27,201 --> 00:59:28,269 Thank you. 1419 00:59:28,969 --> 00:59:30,004 You're welcome. 1420 00:59:43,451 --> 00:59:45,086 -Come on in. -I mean... 1421 00:59:46,454 --> 00:59:48,856 Oh, this is, like, amazing. 1422 00:59:49,190 --> 00:59:50,624 -Yeah, it's good, right? Yeah. -It feels good. 1423 00:59:50,991 --> 00:59:52,359 It's, like, healing. It's got, like, um, like a... 1424 00:59:52,726 --> 00:59:53,961 -...like a creamy texture. -Like a creamy texture. 1425 00:59:54,228 --> 00:59:56,464 -Shut up. Stop. -[chuckles] 1426 00:59:56,997 --> 00:59:59,568 So, um, why aren't you in LA yet? 1427 00:59:59,967 --> 01:00:03,471 Margaret wasn't very happy that I came out here to see you. 1428 01:00:03,804 --> 01:00:05,339 -Is that so? -That is so. 1429 01:00:05,639 --> 01:00:09,076 Margaret's jealous of moi? Hmm. 1430 01:00:09,844 --> 01:00:13,481 You know, she knows that I still have feelings for you 1431 01:00:13,548 --> 01:00:16,650 and, um, can't be easy for her. 1432 01:00:17,552 --> 01:00:20,421 It's gotta be really hard for her, like, 1433 01:00:20,888 --> 01:00:23,090 harder than figuring out what Wi-Fi is or... 1434 01:00:23,290 --> 01:00:24,325 Coco! 1435 01:00:24,892 --> 01:00:26,528 Does she always have, like, hard candies for you? 1436 01:00:26,827 --> 01:00:27,962 -You are-- You're the worst. -What? 1437 01:00:28,229 --> 01:00:28,996 What? I just want to know. 1438 01:00:29,263 --> 01:00:30,231 Does she like to go for... 1439 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,168 long walks at the mall because it's super flat? 1440 01:00:34,502 --> 01:00:35,402 What? 1441 01:00:35,870 --> 01:00:38,405 Rog, do not hit my hair, okay? 1442 01:00:38,672 --> 01:00:39,974 I have a perfect curl right now. 1443 01:00:40,207 --> 01:00:41,108 Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. 1444 01:00:41,408 --> 01:00:42,176 -I meant to do that. -Yeah. 1445 01:00:45,312 --> 01:00:46,347 Oh, you're gonna get it now, boy. 1446 01:00:47,582 --> 01:00:48,617 Right-- [gasps] 1447 01:00:48,916 --> 01:00:51,385 -Okay, okay, okay. -Are you serious? 1448 01:00:51,685 --> 01:00:53,387 -No, no, no. Oh, my God. -Damn, boy! 1449 01:00:53,787 --> 01:00:55,590 -I think... -Oh, no. Oh, no. Are you okay? 1450 01:00:55,656 --> 01:00:56,390 -Let me see your eye. -It's okay. 1451 01:00:56,625 --> 01:00:57,691 Wait. Is that-- wait. 1452 01:00:58,359 --> 01:00:59,126 -It's like-- open your eye. -Oh, no. It's a sneak attack. 1453 01:00:59,326 --> 01:01:00,661 Oh! [gasps] 1454 01:01:01,061 --> 01:01:04,165 -You are gonna fucking get it! -No, no, no. I get to do that. 1455 01:01:04,465 --> 01:01:05,900 Oh! 1456 01:01:06,635 --> 01:01:08,402 [both laughing] 1457 01:01:12,773 --> 01:01:13,908 [Coco laughs] 1458 01:01:14,609 --> 01:01:15,776 [Roger chuckles] 1459 01:01:16,110 --> 01:01:17,745 [both cackling] 1460 01:01:18,613 --> 01:01:19,480 Hah! 1461 01:01:19,847 --> 01:01:21,182 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1462 01:01:21,749 --> 01:01:23,884 No, no, no, no. Too deep. Too deep. Too deep. 1463 01:01:24,118 --> 01:01:25,853 [mud sloshes] 1464 01:01:26,521 --> 01:01:28,289 [both laughing] 1465 01:01:28,489 --> 01:01:30,057 [Roger chuckles] 1466 01:02:11,498 --> 01:02:13,334 -[indistinct chatter] -Mm. 1467 01:02:13,767 --> 01:02:15,736 -It's so good. -So good. 1468 01:02:16,370 --> 01:02:17,505 -Mm. -Hmm. 1469 01:02:17,738 --> 01:02:19,073 Oh, hey, Coco. 1470 01:02:19,306 --> 01:02:20,642 -Hey. -Hi. 1471 01:02:20,908 --> 01:02:22,644 -What's up? -Oh, hi. 1472 01:02:22,910 --> 01:02:24,178 -Oh, hey. -[Mel] Uh-oh. 1473 01:02:24,245 --> 01:02:25,479 -[Jane] What... -[Mel] Something's weird. 1474 01:02:25,779 --> 01:02:26,480 -[Jane] What? -[Mel] What's happening? 1475 01:02:27,414 --> 01:02:28,115 I fucked Roger. 1476 01:02:28,349 --> 01:02:29,783 -What? -No! 1477 01:02:30,217 --> 01:02:32,386 And I think I want to, like, keep fucking Roger? 1478 01:02:32,721 --> 01:02:34,388 Yay! Are you guys getting back together? 1479 01:02:34,656 --> 01:02:37,224 I don't know. I don't-- maybe. 1480 01:02:37,424 --> 01:02:38,627 I have no idea. 1481 01:02:38,959 --> 01:02:40,828 I didn't know you can even, like, fuck your ex. 1482 01:02:41,095 --> 01:02:42,229 I thought you guys just, like, 1483 01:02:42,564 --> 01:02:44,532 had sex or something, you know, sad. 1484 01:02:44,798 --> 01:02:46,066 But we fucked. He fucked me. 1485 01:02:46,133 --> 01:02:47,201 [both] Aw. 1486 01:02:47,569 --> 01:02:50,371 I feel like I want to, um, maybe give him a second chance? 1487 01:02:50,672 --> 01:02:52,540 -That would be amazing. Yes. -Amazing. 1488 01:02:52,806 --> 01:02:54,875 -[phone rings] -Oh, that's me. 1489 01:02:55,442 --> 01:02:56,977 Oh, my God. It's my old boss. 1490 01:02:57,044 --> 01:02:58,379 -[gasps] Pick it up. -[ringing continues] 1491 01:02:58,680 --> 01:02:59,380 -Put that shit on speaker. -[phone beeps] 1492 01:03:00,749 --> 01:03:01,915 -Toby. -Sophie, 1493 01:03:02,316 --> 01:03:03,518 -you gotta help me. -[dogs barking over phone] 1494 01:03:03,817 --> 01:03:05,819 -A-Are you running? -Yes. 1495 01:03:06,186 --> 01:03:07,821 I-I forgot the code to my third ski house, 1496 01:03:08,088 --> 01:03:09,758 so I tried to break in. 1497 01:03:09,823 --> 01:03:11,258 And now I'm being attacked by my own dogs. 1498 01:03:11,526 --> 01:03:12,326 Do you know my code? 1499 01:03:12,594 --> 01:03:13,628 -I do. -Oh, great. 1500 01:03:13,695 --> 01:03:15,262 I do know your code, 1501 01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:16,397 but I... 1502 01:03:16,463 --> 01:03:17,565 [dogs barking over phone] 1503 01:03:17,898 --> 01:03:19,833 ...don't work for you anymore, remember? 1504 01:03:20,134 --> 01:03:21,569 -What? -That's right, girl. 1505 01:03:21,869 --> 01:03:23,304 -[Coco] Yes! -You fired me 1506 01:03:23,370 --> 01:03:25,674 after I decided to spend the weekend with my friends. 1507 01:03:25,939 --> 01:03:27,274 -Yep. -That's right. 1508 01:03:27,742 --> 01:03:29,310 I know, I know. I should not have done that. 1509 01:03:29,376 --> 01:03:30,411 But if you come back to work for me right now, 1510 01:03:30,679 --> 01:03:31,445 I-I will double your pay. 1511 01:03:31,713 --> 01:03:33,280 [dogs barking, snuffling] 1512 01:03:33,914 --> 01:03:36,350 You should have thought about that before you fired me. 1513 01:03:36,685 --> 01:03:38,319 Anticipate, right? 1514 01:03:38,620 --> 01:03:39,820 Ooh! 1515 01:03:40,254 --> 01:03:42,022 Are you really gonna let me get eaten by a dog? 1516 01:03:42,256 --> 01:03:43,692 [dogs barking] 1517 01:03:44,024 --> 01:03:47,328 Never call me again, you fucking prick. 1518 01:03:47,595 --> 01:03:49,631 -Bye! -[all cheering] 1519 01:03:49,897 --> 01:03:52,032 -Yes! Yes! -Oh, my God! 1520 01:03:52,266 --> 01:03:52,900 [Mel] Amazing! 1521 01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:55,570 I feel like I just drank an entire soda. 1522 01:03:55,770 --> 01:03:56,738 [laughs] 1523 01:03:57,004 --> 01:03:58,138 -[phone chimes] -Oh! 1524 01:03:58,506 --> 01:04:00,709 -[Sophie] Oh, who's that now? -Oh. Guys, guys. 1525 01:04:01,041 --> 01:04:03,310 Jane's birthday present is here. 1526 01:04:03,611 --> 01:04:05,580 Come in. The door's open. 1527 01:04:06,046 --> 01:04:07,114 Do you know what this is? 1528 01:04:07,515 --> 01:04:08,315 ["Return Of The Mack" by Mark Morrison plays] 1529 01:04:08,516 --> 01:04:11,485 ♪♪ Oh ♪ 1530 01:04:11,753 --> 01:04:14,355 Who are these enormous men? 1531 01:04:14,689 --> 01:04:17,324 Oh, Mel brought strippers to the spa. 1532 01:04:18,125 --> 01:04:19,594 -♪ Well I tried to tell you so ♪ -[Coco] Goodness. 1533 01:04:19,927 --> 01:04:21,462 -No way! -♪ Yes, I did but I guess ♪ 1534 01:04:21,796 --> 01:04:23,030 -♪ You didn't know ♪ -[women cheer] 1535 01:04:23,330 --> 01:04:24,898 ♪ As the saddest story goes ♪ 1536 01:04:25,299 --> 01:04:28,001 -♪ Baby, now I got the flow ♪ -Wait, it's my t-shirts! 1537 01:04:28,335 --> 01:04:30,037 ♪ 'Cause I knew it From the start ♪ 1538 01:04:30,104 --> 01:04:31,740 -Ooh. -They are coordinated. 1539 01:04:32,005 --> 01:04:34,809 -Right? -[women cheer] 1540 01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:36,410 -[scattered clapping] -[Mel] Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1541 01:04:36,477 --> 01:04:39,146 You can touch their dicks, but it's five bucks extra. 1542 01:04:39,547 --> 01:04:42,182 [Coco] Their dicks look like a hot potato in a microwave. 1543 01:04:42,550 --> 01:04:45,085 -[women cheering] -♪ You lied to me ♪ 1544 01:04:45,152 --> 01:04:46,521 -♪ Yes, I cried ♪ -[Coco] Oh, oh! 1545 01:04:46,788 --> 01:04:48,055 ♪ Yes, I cried ♪ 1546 01:04:48,455 --> 01:04:49,524 -♪ Return of the Mack... ♪ -Okay, happy birthday! 1547 01:04:49,824 --> 01:04:50,692 Aw! 1548 01:04:50,924 --> 01:04:51,925 -Thank you. -Aw... 1549 01:04:52,226 --> 01:04:54,696 I will cherish this present forever. 1550 01:04:54,995 --> 01:04:57,097 -Oh, you're so welcome. -Thank you. 1551 01:04:57,164 --> 01:04:59,834 -[women cheer] -[Mel] Show us your dicks, 1552 01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:03,036 -you cowards. Come on! -[all] Happy birthday! 1553 01:05:03,337 --> 01:05:04,972 [Sophie] Who are all these people? 1554 01:05:05,272 --> 01:05:07,374 I invited everyone from the hotel. 1555 01:05:07,675 --> 01:05:09,042 So, listen, can we just, uh, 1556 01:05:09,376 --> 01:05:10,911 not let things get out of control, all right? 1557 01:05:11,245 --> 01:05:13,080 Because Shanti is going to murder us. 1558 01:05:13,380 --> 01:05:15,416 Nothing is gonna get out of control. 1559 01:05:15,717 --> 01:05:16,785 [Italian accent] Oh, there's a-Mario. 1560 01:05:17,017 --> 01:05:18,820 I'm gonna have a-sex with him. 1561 01:05:19,086 --> 01:05:21,523 -No. -[Mel chuckles] 1562 01:05:21,589 --> 01:05:23,257 [Coco] What is happening? 1563 01:05:23,525 --> 01:05:24,526 ♪ You lied to me ♪ 1564 01:05:24,793 --> 01:05:26,427 Oh, there's the birthday girl. 1565 01:05:26,694 --> 01:05:28,429 -Hi. Hi. -[Kai] Hello. 1566 01:05:28,696 --> 01:05:29,930 -[chuckles softly] -Oh... 1567 01:05:30,230 --> 01:05:31,699 -♪ Oh, little girl... ♪ -Hello. 1568 01:05:32,065 --> 01:05:34,736 Well, it seems I forgot my little tiny gold shorts at home. 1569 01:05:35,135 --> 01:05:35,936 -[Jane] You did. -So... 1570 01:05:36,170 --> 01:05:37,070 Would you like to dance? 1571 01:05:37,371 --> 01:05:38,272 Yes. 1572 01:05:39,774 --> 01:05:40,575 [Jane giggles] 1573 01:05:40,842 --> 01:05:43,711 ["Return Of The Mack" continues] 1574 01:05:54,622 --> 01:05:55,824 [partygoers whooping] 1575 01:05:56,089 --> 01:05:57,458 -[Jane chuckles] -[groans] 1576 01:05:57,525 --> 01:06:00,294 I can't stop thinking about your gnocchi. 1577 01:06:00,461 --> 01:06:01,295 [chuckles] 1578 01:06:01,529 --> 01:06:03,130 Well, you've, uh-- 1579 01:06:03,197 --> 01:06:04,866 you've inspired me to think about 1580 01:06:04,933 --> 01:06:06,333 opening my own place again, actually. 1581 01:06:06,568 --> 01:06:07,836 -Really? -Yeah. 1582 01:06:08,502 --> 01:06:11,606 I don't think I've ever inspired anyone before. 1583 01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:13,273 -Come on. -No. 1584 01:06:13,340 --> 01:06:14,475 -Really? -No. 1585 01:06:14,776 --> 01:06:17,344 How-- That can't be true. I mean, 1586 01:06:17,612 --> 01:06:19,948 you do the impossible every day. 1587 01:06:20,314 --> 01:06:22,717 -I find that so inspiring. -Thank you. 1588 01:06:25,018 --> 01:06:26,320 I'd, uh... 1589 01:06:27,454 --> 01:06:29,323 I'd really like to see you again, Jane. 1590 01:06:31,926 --> 01:06:33,060 Oh. 1591 01:06:33,928 --> 01:06:34,995 You don't have to do that. 1592 01:06:35,329 --> 01:06:36,798 -You don't have to-- [chuckles] -Do what? 1593 01:06:37,030 --> 01:06:38,065 You don't have to do-- 1594 01:06:38,365 --> 01:06:40,768 pretend that you want to see me again, 1595 01:06:41,101 --> 01:06:43,270 just so I can leave here with my dignity intact. 1596 01:06:43,638 --> 01:06:45,807 No, no, no, that's-- That's not what I'm doing. 1597 01:06:46,039 --> 01:06:47,140 -[laughs] -Okay? 1598 01:06:47,474 --> 01:06:50,879 Plus, why would you want to see me again? 1599 01:06:51,078 --> 01:06:53,347 You're you, 1600 01:06:53,548 --> 01:06:55,148 and I'm some weird lady. 1601 01:06:55,415 --> 01:06:57,652 [laughs] You're not a weird lady. 1602 01:06:57,919 --> 01:06:59,186 -[laughs] -Don't say that. 1603 01:06:59,587 --> 01:07:04,659 [sighs] No, but let me just say thank you for this weekend. 1604 01:07:04,726 --> 01:07:06,193 -It's been... -I'm glad. 1605 01:07:06,528 --> 01:07:09,363 ...truly the best-- I've had the best time. 1606 01:07:09,597 --> 01:07:10,397 -Jane... -And... 1607 01:07:11,633 --> 01:07:14,736 I genuinely like you, okay? 1608 01:07:16,604 --> 01:07:18,372 And I want to see you again. 1609 01:07:18,606 --> 01:07:19,574 [Jane] Oh... 1610 01:07:19,641 --> 01:07:21,408 Are you serious? 1611 01:07:22,309 --> 01:07:26,113 Uh, yes. Why is that so hard to believe? Of course. 1612 01:07:27,549 --> 01:07:32,554 Well, that would be-- I mean, I would love that. 1613 01:07:35,657 --> 01:07:37,926 -But how? -Um... 1614 01:07:38,225 --> 01:07:41,328 I could come down to LA next week, yeah? 1615 01:07:41,563 --> 01:07:43,196 I don't think, um... 1616 01:07:43,598 --> 01:07:47,669 I'm not, um, free until July 19th. 1617 01:07:49,136 --> 01:07:52,941 Three-- Three months from now? Really? 1618 01:07:53,007 --> 01:07:54,943 I have two kids. You know that. 1619 01:07:55,009 --> 01:07:56,945 I have a sick dad and my-- 1620 01:07:57,177 --> 01:07:59,714 I have a job that's, um-- 1621 01:08:00,048 --> 01:08:04,719 I don't know if I have room in my life 1622 01:08:04,786 --> 01:08:06,588 for a relationship right now. 1623 01:08:07,755 --> 01:08:09,256 [sighs] 1624 01:08:09,657 --> 01:08:10,558 Are-- 1625 01:08:11,759 --> 01:08:12,827 [chuckles] 1626 01:08:13,061 --> 01:08:14,963 Are you being serious? 1627 01:08:15,697 --> 01:08:19,867 Well, I just don't see how it could work in the real world. 1628 01:08:20,802 --> 01:08:21,869 I'm sorry. 1629 01:08:26,507 --> 01:08:27,709 All right, um... 1630 01:08:29,811 --> 01:08:32,112 Boy, I-- I feel stupid. 1631 01:08:32,379 --> 01:08:35,382 Um... I'm just gonna go, Jane. 1632 01:08:36,584 --> 01:08:37,719 But wait. Did... 1633 01:08:38,987 --> 01:08:40,287 Shit. 1634 01:08:41,889 --> 01:08:43,290 -[sustained sniff] -[all cheer] 1635 01:08:43,625 --> 01:08:46,728 ["Gimme Your Love" by Nevtronic plays] 1636 01:08:50,230 --> 01:08:51,766 [lenses squeak] 1637 01:08:56,236 --> 01:08:59,874 ♪ Give me your love Give me your heart ♪ 1638 01:09:00,173 --> 01:09:01,274 ♪ Give me all your love ♪ 1639 01:09:01,576 --> 01:09:03,410 -♪ Give me your heart ♪ -[bleats] 1640 01:09:04,112 --> 01:09:07,582 ♪ Give me your love Give me your heart ♪ 1641 01:09:11,686 --> 01:09:12,787 [chuckles softly] 1642 01:09:13,021 --> 01:09:13,855 [clears throat] 1643 01:09:20,061 --> 01:09:21,428 -Hey. -Hey. 1644 01:09:21,763 --> 01:09:24,164 Hi, so, um, we're actually having a party, 1645 01:09:24,532 --> 01:09:27,167 and I want to know if you want to come with me 1646 01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:28,670 and, like, come dance and hang out. 1647 01:09:28,936 --> 01:09:30,505 [woman] Roger, who is it? 1648 01:09:30,772 --> 01:09:31,673 -Who's that? -Look... 1649 01:09:31,939 --> 01:09:33,041 Who the hell is that, Roger? 1650 01:09:33,107 --> 01:09:34,341 Who the hell is that? 1651 01:09:34,776 --> 01:09:37,645 Roger, why is your very old girlfriend sitting on your bed? 1652 01:09:37,845 --> 01:09:38,913 I'm 57. 1653 01:09:39,413 --> 01:09:40,782 Bitch, don't tell people that. You look old as fuck. 1654 01:09:41,049 --> 01:09:42,517 Coco, can you calm down, please? 1655 01:09:42,784 --> 01:09:44,251 No. No, I will not calm down. 1656 01:09:44,552 --> 01:09:46,054 You cannot get with me in the afternoon 1657 01:09:46,353 --> 01:09:47,822 and then get with Barbara Bush at night. 1658 01:09:48,056 --> 01:09:48,956 Are you crazy? 1659 01:09:49,189 --> 01:09:50,357 Look, I told Margaret 1660 01:09:50,658 --> 01:09:52,660 what happened between us in the mud bath. 1661 01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:56,064 Okay? And she drove out here to talk it through. 1662 01:09:56,363 --> 01:09:58,066 Oh, please. Why would she do that? 1663 01:09:58,265 --> 01:09:59,266 Just listen. 1664 01:10:00,001 --> 01:10:01,669 Margaret and I broke up. 1665 01:10:02,603 --> 01:10:03,470 Oh. 1666 01:10:03,838 --> 01:10:04,939 Well, why didn't you... 1667 01:10:05,773 --> 01:10:06,841 Why didn't you say that? 1668 01:10:07,175 --> 01:10:08,341 Way to bury the lede, babe. Oh, my God. 1669 01:10:08,676 --> 01:10:11,378 Hey, Margaret, um, you can go home now. 1670 01:10:11,713 --> 01:10:13,213 -Actually, Coco-- -All the way home. 1671 01:10:13,614 --> 01:10:14,849 -Tell her to go home, baby. -No, it's-- it's-- it's just... 1672 01:10:14,916 --> 01:10:15,950 -Let her go. -Okay, Coco. 1673 01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:17,451 Come to the party with me. 1674 01:10:17,652 --> 01:10:18,686 I-- I... 1675 01:10:19,187 --> 01:10:21,656 I don't think I want to be with you either. 1676 01:10:22,790 --> 01:10:24,291 [sighs] 1677 01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:27,327 What? 1678 01:10:30,998 --> 01:10:32,967 Your anger is just-- It's... 1679 01:10:33,768 --> 01:10:36,838 It's too much, and I just-- just can't do this anymore. 1680 01:10:37,171 --> 01:10:39,239 I don't-- I don't want to be around it anymore. 1681 01:10:42,110 --> 01:10:43,978 -I'm sorry. -No. Get off me. 1682 01:10:47,982 --> 01:10:48,850 [Coco panting] 1683 01:10:49,083 --> 01:10:51,519 [stifles sobs] 1684 01:10:52,954 --> 01:10:53,788 [groans] 1685 01:10:55,923 --> 01:10:56,858 [sighs] 1686 01:10:57,558 --> 01:10:59,127 ♪ I got moves Like a body breaker ♪ 1687 01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:00,995 ♪ Come shake what you got Come dance with me ♪ 1688 01:11:01,361 --> 01:11:02,930 ♪ Shake, shake I'm a dancefloor terminator ♪ 1689 01:11:02,997 --> 01:11:03,898 -Move! -♪ I'll be back ♪♪ 1690 01:11:04,498 --> 01:11:05,900 ♪ Won't see you later Shake, shake ♪ 1691 01:11:06,266 --> 01:11:07,001 -♪ I got moves like... ♪ -[Mel whoops] 1692 01:11:07,235 --> 01:11:08,268 -[laughs] -Whoa-- 1693 01:11:08,603 --> 01:11:09,302 ♪ Dance with me Shake, shake ♪ 1694 01:11:09,537 --> 01:11:10,838 [Mel whoops, screams] 1695 01:11:10,905 --> 01:11:12,439 What is happening? 1696 01:11:12,707 --> 01:11:14,542 Mel bet the stripper five bucks 1697 01:11:14,842 --> 01:11:16,010 that she would ride him for 30 seconds. 1698 01:11:16,276 --> 01:11:17,512 Jane, you want to take a turn? 1699 01:11:17,812 --> 01:11:18,913 No! 1700 01:11:19,279 --> 01:11:21,048 Soph, do you want to ride him next? 1701 01:11:21,348 --> 01:11:24,018 No, thank you. I don't ride people. 1702 01:11:24,317 --> 01:11:26,788 -[Mel whoops] -[partygoers cheer] 1703 01:11:27,021 --> 01:11:28,756 Giddyup! [screams] 1704 01:11:29,456 --> 01:11:30,390 [partygoers gasp, yelp] 1705 01:11:30,457 --> 01:11:31,659 [Mel] Whoa-- [laughs] 1706 01:11:31,893 --> 01:11:33,027 -Ow... -Oh! 1707 01:11:33,261 --> 01:11:34,796 [groans] Oh... 1708 01:11:34,862 --> 01:11:36,063 ♪ Shake it down Down, down, down ♪♪ 1709 01:11:36,329 --> 01:11:37,832 ♪ Shake it down ♪ 1710 01:11:38,431 --> 01:11:39,901 ♪ I'm a dancefloor terminator ♪ 1711 01:11:40,101 --> 01:11:41,068 I love you. 1712 01:11:41,334 --> 01:11:42,837 -[siren whoops] -[woman shushes] 1713 01:11:43,470 --> 01:11:45,506 All right, everyone. Party's over. 1714 01:11:45,706 --> 01:11:46,641 [whoops] 1715 01:11:46,874 --> 01:11:48,209 Take off your clothes! 1716 01:11:48,475 --> 01:11:49,577 Uh, I think they're real. 1717 01:11:49,811 --> 01:11:50,912 [indistinct chatter] 1718 01:12:00,955 --> 01:12:02,523 [women chattering] 1719 01:12:02,757 --> 01:12:03,791 [yells] Not again! 1720 01:12:04,025 --> 01:12:05,293 [siren whoops] 1721 01:12:10,231 --> 01:12:11,566 [flashbulbs pop] 1722 01:12:23,144 --> 01:12:24,078 [Coco sighs] 1723 01:12:24,444 --> 01:12:26,214 -Jesus Christ. -Girls, like, I can't... 1724 01:12:26,547 --> 01:12:28,249 I cannot even believe this is happening right now. 1725 01:12:28,649 --> 01:12:31,351 On the plus side, um, in prison, there are three meals a day. 1726 01:12:31,619 --> 01:12:32,987 You can catch up on your shows. 1727 01:12:33,221 --> 01:12:34,155 Shut the fuck up, Mel. 1728 01:12:34,454 --> 01:12:35,790 This is all your fault. You know that? 1729 01:12:36,157 --> 01:12:38,526 I feel like it's Shanti's fault, but not really my fault. 1730 01:12:38,893 --> 01:12:41,229 This is not Shanti's fault. This is your fault. 1731 01:12:41,562 --> 01:12:43,698 Who called strippers to our spa weekend? 1732 01:12:43,931 --> 01:12:44,966 Who called my ex? 1733 01:12:45,266 --> 01:12:46,433 Who got Sophie fired from her job? 1734 01:12:46,801 --> 01:12:50,605 Who brought a-a crazy Scarface amount of cocaine? 1735 01:12:50,938 --> 01:12:52,840 You! It's your fault! 1736 01:12:54,575 --> 01:12:56,244 Okay, I feel like you're just focusing on 1737 01:12:56,510 --> 01:12:58,445 the negative stuff that I did. 1738 01:12:59,847 --> 01:13:01,215 Nobody wanted you here this weekend. 1739 01:13:01,282 --> 01:13:02,583 How do you not get that? 1740 01:13:03,284 --> 01:13:04,585 No, Coco. 1741 01:13:05,452 --> 01:13:07,722 The three of us wanted to come here without you. 1742 01:13:08,488 --> 01:13:11,058 But Sophie felt bad and decided to invite you last minute, 1743 01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:12,727 hoping that you wouldn't show up. 1744 01:13:12,994 --> 01:13:14,161 But somehow you showed up. 1745 01:13:14,528 --> 01:13:17,265 You know why? Because you, you're like a fungus. 1746 01:13:17,899 --> 01:13:20,001 You just go into places where nobody wants you. 1747 01:13:20,301 --> 01:13:21,569 All right, maybe that's too far. 1748 01:13:21,636 --> 01:13:23,905 -You know? -No! Fuck that, Jane. 1749 01:13:23,971 --> 01:13:26,274 Why do we have to constantly spare her feelings 1750 01:13:26,507 --> 01:13:28,009 while she ruins our lives? 1751 01:13:28,276 --> 01:13:29,911 We are in jail right now. 1752 01:13:30,278 --> 01:13:31,879 Let that sink in! 1753 01:13:34,181 --> 01:13:36,050 Wait, is that true, Soph? 1754 01:13:36,717 --> 01:13:38,485 You didn't want me to come? 1755 01:13:40,988 --> 01:13:42,489 [gasps] Jane? 1756 01:13:44,892 --> 01:13:46,193 [breathes shakily] 1757 01:13:46,493 --> 01:13:49,297 You are the friend nobody likes. 1758 01:13:49,496 --> 01:13:51,165 Coco, stop. 1759 01:14:05,579 --> 01:14:08,182 [seagulls cry] 1760 01:14:11,619 --> 01:14:14,922 [distant police sirens wail] 1761 01:14:16,223 --> 01:14:19,327 [cell door unlocks, opens] 1762 01:14:19,393 --> 01:14:21,195 Good morning, morons. 1763 01:14:21,395 --> 01:14:22,462 -Hi, Shanti. 1764 01:14:22,763 --> 01:14:24,065 -Good morning, Shanti. -Shanti. 1765 01:14:24,532 --> 01:14:26,499 Are these the women responsible for destroying your spa? 1766 01:14:26,834 --> 01:14:29,804 Yes. And I want to press all of the charges. 1767 01:14:31,505 --> 01:14:32,673 [Officer Byers] Very well. 1768 01:14:34,809 --> 01:14:36,077 Come with me and I'll take your statement. 1769 01:14:36,277 --> 01:14:37,078 [Mel] Wait! 1770 01:14:38,379 --> 01:14:40,114 This is my fault. 1771 01:14:40,748 --> 01:14:43,117 I trashed the hotel room. I stole the golf cart. 1772 01:14:43,384 --> 01:14:45,119 I took a shit in Shanti's purse. 1773 01:14:45,553 --> 01:14:46,721 Wait, what? 1774 01:14:47,288 --> 01:14:49,190 You can't charge these women. 1775 01:14:50,091 --> 01:14:52,660 They did not destroy your spa. 1776 01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:57,264 I did, and I take full responsibility. 1777 01:15:01,135 --> 01:15:02,269 Whatever. 1778 01:15:02,603 --> 01:15:05,306 Charge the little red one and let the others go. 1779 01:15:05,606 --> 01:15:07,375 You have 30 minutes to pack your bags 1780 01:15:07,608 --> 01:15:09,143 and get off my property. 1781 01:15:09,477 --> 01:15:12,513 And if I ever see you in my spa again, 1782 01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:15,716 I will tell my security team to shoot to kill. 1783 01:15:16,917 --> 01:15:17,752 What? 1784 01:15:17,985 --> 01:15:18,853 Are we clear? 1785 01:15:19,086 --> 01:15:20,021 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1786 01:15:35,169 --> 01:15:36,704 ["I Love You, I'm Sorry" by Gracie Abrams plays] 1787 01:15:36,771 --> 01:15:38,272 ♪ Two Augusts ago ♪♪ 1788 01:15:38,739 --> 01:15:41,909 ♪ I told the truth, oh, But you didn't like it ♪ 1789 01:15:42,176 --> 01:15:43,911 ♪ You went home ♪ 1790 01:15:44,545 --> 01:15:48,082 ♪ You're in your Benz I'm by the gate ♪ 1791 01:15:52,486 --> 01:15:54,321 ♪ Now you go alone ♪ 1792 01:15:54,688 --> 01:15:57,491 ♪ Charm all the people You train for ♪ 1793 01:15:57,558 --> 01:15:59,927 ♪ You mean well But aim low ♪♪ 1794 01:16:00,928 --> 01:16:04,799 ♪ And I'll make it known Like I'm getting paid ♪ 1795 01:16:07,101 --> 01:16:11,038 ♪ That's just the way Life goes ♪ 1796 01:16:11,338 --> 01:16:15,176 ♪ I like to slam doors closed ♪ 1797 01:16:15,544 --> 01:16:21,182 ♪ Trust me I know It's always about me ♪ 1798 01:16:22,517 --> 01:16:24,785 ♪ I love you I'm sorry ♪ 1799 01:16:25,486 --> 01:16:27,388 ♪ Two summers from now ♪ 1800 01:16:28,022 --> 01:16:31,325 ♪ We'll have been talking But not all that often ♪ 1801 01:16:31,592 --> 01:16:33,194 ♪ We're cool now ♪ 1802 01:16:33,828 --> 01:16:37,798 ♪ I'll be on a boat You're on a plane ♪ 1803 01:16:40,101 --> 01:16:44,105 ♪ 'Cause that's just the way Life goes ♪ 1804 01:16:44,405 --> 01:16:48,577 ♪ I wanna speak in code ♪ 1805 01:16:48,642 --> 01:16:54,615 ♪ Hope that I don't Won't make it about me ♪♪ 1806 01:16:55,517 --> 01:16:58,219 ♪ I love you I'm sorry ♪ 1807 01:17:03,724 --> 01:17:05,092 [sophie exhales sharply] 1808 01:17:07,495 --> 01:17:08,963 You guys, I feel so bad for Mel. 1809 01:17:09,163 --> 01:17:10,097 -Me too. -Don't. 1810 01:17:10,397 --> 01:17:12,233 You guys, do not feel bad for her. 1811 01:17:12,733 --> 01:17:14,401 She's loaded. She's got so much money. 1812 01:17:14,735 --> 01:17:16,637 You know, she can find herself a good lawyer 1813 01:17:17,004 --> 01:17:20,174 and, and totally get out of this and be fine. Okay? 1814 01:17:21,610 --> 01:17:22,977 [sighs] 1815 01:17:23,277 --> 01:17:25,813 [phone rings, beeps] 1816 01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:27,281 -Hey, Roger. -[Roger] Hey. 1817 01:17:27,616 --> 01:17:29,551 Uh... What the hell happened last night? 1818 01:17:29,817 --> 01:17:31,385 -[groans] -What? Um-- 1819 01:17:31,719 --> 01:17:33,854 Can you be a little bit more specific with that? 1820 01:17:34,054 --> 01:17:34,922 Right, uh-- 1821 01:17:35,256 --> 01:17:37,024 Look, I just got a call from your friend Mel 1822 01:17:37,258 --> 01:17:39,093 asking for bail money. 1823 01:17:39,727 --> 01:17:41,795 Wait, why would she call you asking you for money? 1824 01:17:42,062 --> 01:17:43,532 -She's loaded. -[Roger] Uh. 1825 01:17:43,764 --> 01:17:45,466 No, she's broke. 1826 01:17:45,966 --> 01:17:47,935 She lost her job and her house. 1827 01:17:48,269 --> 01:17:50,572 And now she's a part-time lizard salesman 1828 01:17:50,804 --> 01:17:52,139 who lives in Van Nuys. 1829 01:17:52,373 --> 01:17:53,307 -What? -What? 1830 01:17:54,308 --> 01:17:56,443 [Coco] Wait, so why would she call you? 1831 01:17:57,011 --> 01:17:59,046 Well, she said she didn't have anybody else to call. 1832 01:17:59,614 --> 01:18:01,583 That makes no sense. 1833 01:18:01,849 --> 01:18:02,850 Why wouldn't she call, like, 1834 01:18:03,184 --> 01:18:04,718 literally any of her other friends? 1835 01:18:04,985 --> 01:18:06,555 Well, she said you guys 1836 01:18:06,887 --> 01:18:08,322 were the only real friends she ever had. 1837 01:18:08,557 --> 01:18:11,292 [sighs] Oh, my God. 1838 01:18:11,959 --> 01:18:13,761 [Roger] Anyway, look, I paid the money for the bail. 1839 01:18:14,161 --> 01:18:16,130 And she's on her way back to the spa to get her stuff. 1840 01:18:16,197 --> 01:18:18,499 I just thought you might want to know. 1841 01:18:18,832 --> 01:18:20,467 All right, thanks for doing all of that, Rog, okay? 1842 01:18:20,768 --> 01:18:22,036 -[Jane] Thank you. -Thank you. 1843 01:18:22,303 --> 01:18:23,304 -Bye. -[console beeps] 1844 01:18:24,338 --> 01:18:25,306 [Coco sighs] 1845 01:18:28,543 --> 01:18:30,044 We have to help Mel. 1846 01:18:32,313 --> 01:18:33,981 -Yeah, we do. -Yeah. 1847 01:18:34,649 --> 01:18:37,619 [tires squeal, engine revs] 1848 01:18:37,686 --> 01:18:38,953 Okay, okay, what are we gonna do? 1849 01:18:39,153 --> 01:18:39,887 Okay, so, 1850 01:18:40,187 --> 01:18:41,355 -we have to find Shanti... -Mm-hmm. 1851 01:18:41,656 --> 01:18:42,591 -Mm-hmm. -...and we have to get her 1852 01:18:42,856 --> 01:18:44,058 to drop the charges against Mel. 1853 01:18:44,325 --> 01:18:45,492 -Yes, yes, yes. -How? How? 1854 01:18:45,859 --> 01:18:48,062 We're not even allowed back on the spa grounds. 1855 01:18:48,362 --> 01:18:49,430 Yeah, that's a problem. 1856 01:18:50,297 --> 01:18:51,533 But you know what? Fuck it. 1857 01:18:51,799 --> 01:18:53,767 -Let's go! -[all screaming] 1858 01:18:54,001 --> 01:18:55,469 [screams echo and fade] 1859 01:18:56,870 --> 01:18:58,339 -[reader beeps] -[gate rattles] 1860 01:18:59,473 --> 01:19:00,474 [reader beeps] 1861 01:19:01,008 --> 01:19:03,377 -The key doesn't work. -It doesn't work? 1862 01:19:03,444 --> 01:19:04,778 -The key doesn't work. Um-- -No! 1863 01:19:05,179 --> 01:19:07,582 Well, if we can't get through the wall we gotta get over it. 1864 01:19:07,649 --> 01:19:08,482 [Jane] Give me a boost. 1865 01:19:08,749 --> 01:19:09,517 -Okay. -Right there. 1866 01:19:09,783 --> 01:19:11,085 Oh, your feet are really-- 1867 01:19:11,318 --> 01:19:12,253 -Goddamn. -You got it! 1868 01:19:12,554 --> 01:19:13,754 -Be careful. -Oh, Jesus Christ. 1869 01:19:14,054 --> 01:19:15,756 [Jane] Okay. I'm close. [grunts] 1870 01:19:16,123 --> 01:19:18,125 -Sophie, are we doing it? -[Sophie] Yeah, uh... 1871 01:19:18,425 --> 01:19:19,994 Yes! Okay, push. 1872 01:19:20,227 --> 01:19:21,762 [Jane wincing] 1873 01:19:22,129 --> 01:19:24,999 Okay. I've got it. I got it, I got it. [grunts] 1874 01:19:25,232 --> 01:19:26,635 -Oh, shit. -[gasps] 1875 01:19:26,867 --> 01:19:28,469 [Jane grunts softly] 1876 01:19:29,604 --> 01:19:30,771 Hey, you guys. 1877 01:19:32,039 --> 01:19:32,873 Okay. 1878 01:19:33,608 --> 01:19:34,643 Just forgot my key. 1879 01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:36,043 She forgot her key. 1880 01:19:36,410 --> 01:19:38,479 We're not doing anything weird or illegal. [chuckles] 1881 01:19:42,617 --> 01:19:44,785 Jane, how are we gonna get into this spa 1882 01:19:45,085 --> 01:19:46,854 -if our keys don't work? -Wait here. 1883 01:20:02,236 --> 01:20:02,836 Oh, shi-- 1884 01:20:03,103 --> 01:20:04,405 -Hey! -[Jane yelps] 1885 01:20:04,739 --> 01:20:06,940 -Run for your fucking life! -Oh! Go! 1886 01:20:07,308 --> 01:20:10,344 -[Coco] Why are they so fast? -[all screaming] 1887 01:20:12,846 --> 01:20:14,148 -[Coco] Oh... -[reader beeps] 1888 01:20:17,719 --> 01:20:20,321 -Why are they so fast? -[panicked babbling] 1889 01:20:20,555 --> 01:20:22,423 [frantic panting] 1890 01:20:22,657 --> 01:20:24,592 Aye-- Whoa... 1891 01:20:27,895 --> 01:20:29,430 [panting] Whoa! 1892 01:20:29,897 --> 01:20:32,066 Stop chasing us! 1893 01:20:32,266 --> 01:20:33,167 [scoffs] 1894 01:20:33,434 --> 01:20:34,335 She's not gonna shoot us. 1895 01:20:36,503 --> 01:20:38,839 [guards groaning, coughing] 1896 01:20:39,073 --> 01:20:40,709 What the fuck? [coughs] 1897 01:20:40,974 --> 01:20:43,611 -[Coco and Jane yell] -[yelps] 1898 01:20:43,944 --> 01:20:46,046 -I'm so-- I'm sorry. -[guards coughing] 1899 01:20:46,715 --> 01:20:48,315 You're gonna get your eyesight back 1900 01:20:48,550 --> 01:20:50,017 in, like, three days. 1901 01:20:59,993 --> 01:21:02,062 [women panting] 1902 01:21:03,698 --> 01:21:05,600 Hey, Mel, where's Shanti? 1903 01:21:07,067 --> 01:21:08,469 -Oh, shit. -Oh, God. 1904 01:21:08,770 --> 01:21:09,738 -Oh, good. -[Jane] Oh, jeez. 1905 01:21:09,804 --> 01:21:11,238 The dipshits are back. 1906 01:21:11,472 --> 01:21:14,141 [pants] Listen, Shanti. 1907 01:21:15,342 --> 01:21:17,378 You have to drop the charges against Mel. 1908 01:21:17,645 --> 01:21:19,046 [Shanti] And why would I do that? 1909 01:21:19,413 --> 01:21:20,347 She's a disaster. 1910 01:21:20,582 --> 01:21:21,982 [Jane] Okay, yes. 1911 01:21:23,117 --> 01:21:25,119 Obviously that is true. 1912 01:21:25,185 --> 01:21:27,054 Yeah, there's definitely something wrong with her brain. 1913 01:21:27,121 --> 01:21:29,356 I-I still can't believe she's allowed to vote. 1914 01:21:29,957 --> 01:21:31,593 [Jane] But let me ask you something. 1915 01:21:32,059 --> 01:21:34,027 In your group of friends, 1916 01:21:34,995 --> 01:21:38,499 is there one person who nobody really likes? 1917 01:21:39,166 --> 01:21:42,202 -Of course, Lauren Diplodocus. -Oh. 1918 01:21:42,570 --> 01:21:45,439 And do you ever wonder why you still hang out with her? 1919 01:21:45,774 --> 01:21:48,242 Actually, yes. All the time. 1920 01:21:48,475 --> 01:21:49,410 Well, I'll tell you why. 1921 01:21:49,644 --> 01:21:50,812 You hang out with her 1922 01:21:51,178 --> 01:21:54,915 because without her, life is a little bit boring. 1923 01:21:55,449 --> 01:21:57,786 Also because we love talking shit about her. 1924 01:21:58,118 --> 01:22:00,387 -[Jane] That too. -That's not nice, Shanti. 1925 01:22:01,054 --> 01:22:05,192 But my point is if you get rid of everyone in your life 1926 01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:07,796 who rubs you the wrong way or who disagrees with you, 1927 01:22:08,028 --> 01:22:09,664 or who is a hot mess, 1928 01:22:10,030 --> 01:22:12,567 then life gets pretty dull pretty fast, right? 1929 01:22:12,634 --> 01:22:13,835 I mean, you need the trainwrecks. 1930 01:22:14,201 --> 01:22:17,137 You need the shit shows. You need the human clown cars. 1931 01:22:17,938 --> 01:22:21,442 You need them because they stir things up 1932 01:22:21,743 --> 01:22:23,545 and they make life a little better. 1933 01:22:24,679 --> 01:22:26,581 -Do they? -[Jane] Yes. 1934 01:22:26,915 --> 01:22:29,216 I had the best sex of my life this weekend 1935 01:22:29,584 --> 01:22:34,087 all because Mel forced me to talk to this really cute guy 1936 01:22:34,154 --> 01:22:37,892 who I would have never talked to, 1937 01:22:37,958 --> 01:22:41,428 and none of that would have happened without Mel. 1938 01:22:41,763 --> 01:22:42,963 -[Coco] Yeah. -It's the same for me. 1939 01:22:43,263 --> 01:22:45,867 Mel got me out of a job that I hated, 1940 01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:48,870 and now I feel like Lara Croft, Tomb Raider. 1941 01:22:49,102 --> 01:22:50,270 Yeah, Mel even tried 1942 01:22:50,605 --> 01:22:52,841 to hook me and my ex-husband back up together 1943 01:22:53,173 --> 01:22:55,108 and it was a disaster, it did not work at all. 1944 01:22:55,442 --> 01:22:57,010 But you know, she tried to help me. 1945 01:22:57,277 --> 01:22:59,213 And I really appreciate that. 1946 01:22:59,881 --> 01:23:02,750 So when you say Mel is a disaster... 1947 01:23:03,818 --> 01:23:06,621 my response is "obviously." 1948 01:23:06,955 --> 01:23:09,990 I mean, she is the worst, we get it. 1949 01:23:10,457 --> 01:23:15,062 But she's our disaster and she's our friend, 1950 01:23:15,496 --> 01:23:18,499 and she makes things better for us. 1951 01:23:18,566 --> 01:23:22,737 And none of this works without her. None of it. 1952 01:23:23,972 --> 01:23:26,875 I just want to say, I love being your disaster. 1953 01:23:27,474 --> 01:23:30,612 Please don't take Mel away from us, Shanti. 1954 01:23:30,812 --> 01:23:32,012 We need her. 1955 01:23:32,246 --> 01:23:34,214 We do, we really do. 1956 01:23:37,117 --> 01:23:38,553 What do you say, Shanti? 1957 01:23:39,554 --> 01:23:40,354 Please? 1958 01:23:42,322 --> 01:23:43,390 Fine. 1959 01:23:43,858 --> 01:23:44,893 I will call the police, 1960 01:23:45,192 --> 01:23:46,293 and tell them to drop the charges. 1961 01:23:46,628 --> 01:23:50,163 Just anything so that you shut the fuck up! 1962 01:23:50,565 --> 01:23:51,533 Thank you. 1963 01:23:51,933 --> 01:23:53,902 And I will be sending you a massive bill. 1964 01:23:54,167 --> 01:23:55,435 -[Jane] Yes, ma'am. -Oh, my-- 1965 01:23:55,837 --> 01:23:58,806 Oh, I can't believe that worked. I can't believe that worked! 1966 01:23:59,172 --> 01:24:00,675 Oh, get in here, you lunatic. 1967 01:24:01,009 --> 01:24:04,077 Oh, my God. I love you guys. I love you. 1968 01:24:04,378 --> 01:24:07,180 -We love you too, Mel. -Oh... 1969 01:24:07,247 --> 01:24:13,186 ♪ Sweet escape ♪♪ 1970 01:24:13,721 --> 01:24:14,956 -Ooh. -[laughs] 1971 01:24:15,322 --> 01:24:18,960 -♪ Sunlight on the water... ♪♪ -[all laughing] 1972 01:24:19,226 --> 01:24:21,529 -You guys okay? -Hey, Roger. 1973 01:24:22,162 --> 01:24:24,599 Yeah, we're okay. Thank you for your help. 1974 01:24:24,666 --> 01:24:25,533 That's okay. 1975 01:24:26,166 --> 01:24:27,067 How are you doing? 1976 01:24:27,367 --> 01:24:29,136 -How am I doing? Um... -Yeah. 1977 01:24:31,104 --> 01:24:34,042 I-I want to say, um, sorry. 1978 01:24:34,408 --> 01:24:36,209 Like, sor-- I am sorry for everything. 1979 01:24:36,511 --> 01:24:39,146 Oh, it's-- Coco, it's one weekend. It's fine. 1980 01:24:39,714 --> 01:24:41,516 I'm not just talking about the weekend, Roger. 1981 01:24:41,583 --> 01:24:44,418 Like, I'm talking about, like, everything. 1982 01:24:45,485 --> 01:24:47,087 Oh, okay. 1983 01:24:47,789 --> 01:24:49,289 I, um... 1984 01:24:50,190 --> 01:24:52,326 I even made an appointment with a doctor, a therapist. 1985 01:24:52,392 --> 01:24:54,261 Oh, my God. Like, I don't even know their name. 1986 01:24:54,629 --> 01:24:57,031 Dr. Heeber Geeber or some shit. I don't know. 1987 01:24:57,097 --> 01:24:58,633 -Heeber Geeber? [laughs] -Yep, that's 1988 01:24:58,866 --> 01:25:00,233 a very professional name. 1989 01:25:00,602 --> 01:25:02,971 And I don't even think being a therapist is a real doctor, 1990 01:25:03,303 --> 01:25:04,706 but it is what it is, and they have degrees 1991 01:25:05,039 --> 01:25:06,608 and hopefully they can give me drugs and... 1992 01:25:07,307 --> 01:25:09,276 I'm just gonna try, you know? 1993 01:25:09,544 --> 01:25:10,745 Coco, that's huge. 1994 01:25:11,579 --> 01:25:12,145 [Coco] Yeah. 1995 01:25:12,412 --> 01:25:14,181 I'm really happy for you. 1996 01:25:14,916 --> 01:25:16,216 I, uh... 1997 01:25:17,719 --> 01:25:18,853 I really need some help. 1998 01:25:19,087 --> 01:25:21,589 I know. Babe, we all do. 1999 01:25:23,725 --> 01:25:26,060 Yeah. We do. 2000 01:25:26,126 --> 01:25:28,029 So, um, I'll see you next Saturday 2001 01:25:28,295 --> 01:25:30,531 in the parking lot, 2 p.m. 2002 01:25:30,598 --> 01:25:32,432 -I will be there. Yeah. -Great. 2003 01:25:32,499 --> 01:25:33,935 -Mm-hmm. -Um... 2004 01:25:34,301 --> 01:25:35,903 Maybe we could grab a coffee sometime. 2005 01:25:36,904 --> 01:25:38,405 Yeah, in a neutral location. 2006 01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:39,473 Yeah, I'd love that. 2007 01:25:39,674 --> 01:25:40,908 -Okay. -Awesome. 2008 01:25:42,944 --> 01:25:44,177 -See you later. -Bye, Coco. 2009 01:25:44,478 --> 01:25:46,681 -Bye. Get home safe. -You too. 2010 01:25:48,549 --> 01:25:50,718 -Stop looking at me like that. -I can't, I can't. 2011 01:25:51,218 --> 01:25:52,486 -Bye. -Bye. 2012 01:25:52,787 --> 01:25:54,022 -Hey. -All right, bitches, 2013 01:25:54,354 --> 01:25:55,288 -let's go. Are we ready to go? -Ooh! 2014 01:25:55,590 --> 01:25:57,157 -Yes, yes. -Wait, wait, wait. 2015 01:25:57,424 --> 01:25:59,159 -Do we have everything? -Yeah. 2016 01:25:59,226 --> 01:26:01,529 Wait. You're gonna leave your yoga boyfriend behind? 2017 01:26:02,063 --> 01:26:04,032 -Mel. -Come on, she's our friend, 2018 01:26:04,398 --> 01:26:07,068 and it's our job to tell her when she's being an idiot. 2019 01:26:07,334 --> 01:26:08,603 And you are being an idiot. 2020 01:26:08,970 --> 01:26:11,171 Oh, I hate that she's making me do this, but Mel is right. 2021 01:26:11,506 --> 01:26:13,808 -Wait, what? -I know. Don't get used to it. 2022 01:26:14,174 --> 01:26:16,778 I can't remember the last time I've seen you as happy 2023 01:26:17,045 --> 01:26:18,211 as when you were with Kai. 2024 01:26:18,713 --> 01:26:21,381 I know, I know, but I think I screwed it up last night. 2025 01:26:21,448 --> 01:26:23,084 -[Sophie] Oh, no... -No, you can unscrew it. 2026 01:26:23,151 --> 01:26:25,053 -You think? -[all] Yes. 2027 01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:28,355 I mean, he did make me really happy. 2028 01:26:28,690 --> 01:26:31,059 -He's nice. And he cooks. -Yeah. Yeah. 2029 01:26:31,324 --> 01:26:33,061 And you smile from ear to ear. 2030 01:26:33,127 --> 01:26:34,696 Yeah, he's got a dick. 2031 01:26:35,228 --> 01:26:37,397 -Should I go? -[all] Yes! 2032 01:26:37,632 --> 01:26:39,067 Okay. Really? 2033 01:26:39,332 --> 01:26:40,668 -[all] Yes! -Okay. [giggles] 2034 01:26:40,968 --> 01:26:41,836 ["I Want You Back" by HAIM plays] 2035 01:26:42,103 --> 01:26:42,870 ♪ I want you back ♪ 2036 01:26:43,538 --> 01:26:44,672 ♪ Mm ♪ 2037 01:26:45,073 --> 01:26:47,407 ♪ Just know that I want you back ♪ 2038 01:26:47,775 --> 01:26:49,177 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 2039 01:26:49,242 --> 01:26:50,511 ♪ Just know that I want you ♪♪ 2040 01:26:50,912 --> 01:26:52,714 ♪ I'll take the fall And the fault in us ♪ 2041 01:26:52,780 --> 01:26:54,414 -♪ I'll give you all the love ♪ -Step one foot back. 2042 01:26:54,481 --> 01:26:55,583 ♪ I never gave Before I left you ♪♪ 2043 01:26:57,018 --> 01:26:57,952 Hey. 2044 01:26:59,754 --> 01:27:00,655 Hey. 2045 01:27:00,722 --> 01:27:02,824 Oh, shit. Something's going down. 2046 01:27:03,157 --> 01:27:04,859 -She's really cute. I hate her. -I know. 2047 01:27:06,027 --> 01:27:07,028 Can we talk? 2048 01:27:07,427 --> 01:27:09,964 Hey, uh, I'm in the middle of class. 2049 01:27:10,698 --> 01:27:12,734 I'm really sorry about last night. 2050 01:27:13,067 --> 01:27:15,435 I could have handled that so much better. 2051 01:27:16,403 --> 01:27:17,672 [stammers] The truth is that 2052 01:27:17,739 --> 01:27:19,941 I would love to make it work with you. 2053 01:27:21,175 --> 01:27:22,210 Really? 2054 01:27:22,643 --> 01:27:25,980 Yes. Let's just go to dinner and figure it out. 2055 01:27:26,781 --> 01:27:27,615 When? 2056 01:27:28,716 --> 01:27:29,951 July 19th? 2057 01:27:31,152 --> 01:27:32,987 Is-- Is it Bastille Day or? 2058 01:27:33,253 --> 01:27:34,589 Let's go this Friday. 2059 01:27:35,056 --> 01:27:36,057 [scoffs] 2060 01:27:36,490 --> 01:27:38,025 What about everything you said last night? 2061 01:27:38,425 --> 01:27:42,730 With your family and your job and kids and everything, Jane? 2062 01:27:42,964 --> 01:27:44,165 You know what? 2063 01:27:44,832 --> 01:27:47,235 They're just gonna have to take care of themselves for a few hours 2064 01:27:47,300 --> 01:27:50,872 because this is what I want. You're what I want. 2065 01:27:51,139 --> 01:27:54,407 And sometimes, just sometimes, 2066 01:27:54,742 --> 01:27:57,344 I get to do what I fucking want to do. 2067 01:27:58,679 --> 01:28:01,481 Oh, my God, I am totally on her side now. 2068 01:28:01,549 --> 01:28:03,416 Oh, me too. I hope they get married. 2069 01:28:03,818 --> 01:28:08,122 I'm not sure I fully believe what I just said right now. 2070 01:28:08,189 --> 01:28:09,891 Plus you work at a spa 2071 01:28:10,191 --> 01:28:11,893 and you live 100 miles away from me 2072 01:28:12,226 --> 01:28:13,426 -and you sleep in a hammock. -[chuckles] 2073 01:28:13,694 --> 01:28:14,896 And there's probably zero chance 2074 01:28:15,229 --> 01:28:16,429 that this is ever going to work out. 2075 01:28:16,764 --> 01:28:19,332 But you said to put myself first every now and again 2076 01:28:19,700 --> 01:28:21,736 and I'm trying really hard to do that right now. 2077 01:28:21,803 --> 01:28:24,471 So if you'll just have dinner with me? 2078 01:28:24,939 --> 01:28:26,107 He just said put yourself first. 2079 01:28:26,373 --> 01:28:27,175 -I know, I know. -When do we 2080 01:28:27,407 --> 01:28:28,943 ever put ourselves first? 2081 01:28:30,912 --> 01:28:34,582 Say yes before I screw this whole thing up. 2082 01:28:36,150 --> 01:28:37,952 For you, Jane, I'm free any night. 2083 01:28:38,719 --> 01:28:39,787 Aw... 2084 01:28:40,254 --> 01:28:41,189 Okay. 2085 01:28:41,388 --> 01:28:42,824 [sighs, chuckles] 2086 01:28:43,724 --> 01:28:45,793 -Tongue, tongue, I saw tongue. -Whoa. [chuckles] 2087 01:28:54,467 --> 01:28:56,804 ["Best Life" by Littie, Kali J, And Beginners plays] 2088 01:29:10,751 --> 01:29:14,088 Bonjour and welcome to Solaris Monte Carlo. 2089 01:29:14,655 --> 01:29:17,357 -Ooh. -[chuckles deviously] 2090 01:29:17,658 --> 01:29:20,127 -[gasps] Oh my gosh. -Wow. 2091 01:29:20,460 --> 01:29:22,563 I can't believe it's your job to evaluate 2092 01:29:22,630 --> 01:29:24,464 every Solaris spa in the world. 2093 01:29:24,665 --> 01:29:25,633 I know. 2094 01:29:26,033 --> 01:29:28,236 And remember, we have to try every spa treatment... 2095 01:29:28,501 --> 01:29:29,537 -No. -...every entree... 2096 01:29:29,837 --> 01:29:31,272 -What? -...every cocktail, everything. 2097 01:29:31,639 --> 01:29:33,507 Oh my God, this is so much better than your last job. 2098 01:29:33,841 --> 01:29:35,710 This is so much better than any job. 2099 01:29:35,943 --> 01:29:37,011 Oh, wait, where's Mel? 2100 01:29:37,078 --> 01:29:38,846 -[yelps, grunts] -[fabric tears] 2101 01:29:39,046 --> 01:29:39,914 [all yell] 2102 01:29:40,248 --> 01:29:41,849 -Wow! -[Mel yelps, grunts] 2103 01:29:42,884 --> 01:29:43,718 Whew! 2104 01:29:44,018 --> 01:29:45,620 -Okay. -You good? 2105 01:29:46,988 --> 01:29:47,755 How do I look? 2106 01:29:47,989 --> 01:29:49,190 -Great. -Insane. 2107 01:29:49,590 --> 01:29:51,659 -Okay, I-- remember, um... -Yeah. 2108 01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:54,161 ...we cannot get too crazy this weekend though, 2109 01:29:54,427 --> 01:29:55,395 -okay? -Okay. 2110 01:29:55,930 --> 01:29:57,497 Absolutely, I'm going to be on my best behavior. 2111 01:29:57,565 --> 01:29:58,733 ["Best Life" continues] 2112 01:29:59,066 --> 01:30:00,268 ♪ Look at us livin' Our best life ♪ 2113 01:30:00,534 --> 01:30:01,669 ♪ Just giving ourselves right ♪ 2114 01:30:02,036 --> 01:30:03,871 ♪ Look at us Living our best life ♪ 2115 01:30:04,105 --> 01:30:05,006 [camera shutter clicks] 2116 01:30:06,741 --> 01:30:09,010 ♪ Five, six Five, six ♪ 2117 01:30:09,310 --> 01:30:10,311 -[beep] -♪ Seven, eight ♪ 2118 01:30:10,611 --> 01:30:11,512 ["Hot To Go!" by Chappell Roan plays] 2119 01:30:11,579 --> 01:30:13,915 [flashbulb popping] 2120 01:30:14,515 --> 01:30:16,651 [all] Whoa! 2121 01:30:20,388 --> 01:30:21,555 Holy shit. 2122 01:30:21,923 --> 01:30:24,292 But it feels like that goat knows what it's doing. 2123 01:30:24,659 --> 01:30:26,560 -Oh, I love you, Daddy. -♪ ...Your new addiction ♪ 2124 01:30:26,961 --> 01:30:28,896 ♪ It's all in my head But I want non-fiction... ♪ 2125 01:30:29,196 --> 01:30:31,632 -[chimes] -Oh, what's that? 2126 01:30:31,866 --> 01:30:33,034 It's a phone. 2127 01:30:33,234 --> 01:30:36,037 [both laugh] 2128 01:30:36,103 --> 01:30:37,038 [laughs, speaks indistinctly] 2129 01:30:37,338 --> 01:30:40,174 ♪ Baby, do you like this beat? ♪ 2130 01:30:40,675 --> 01:30:42,910 ♪ I made it So you'd dance with me ♪ 2131 01:30:43,110 --> 01:30:44,477 [laughter] 2132 01:30:44,812 --> 01:30:47,648 It's like I've never jumped before. Whoa! 2133 01:30:47,848 --> 01:30:48,783 [laughs] 2134 01:30:49,016 --> 01:30:50,818 -Oh! -Oh, shit! 2135 01:30:51,018 --> 01:30:52,219 Sophie! 2136 01:30:52,687 --> 01:30:55,089 Sophie, you got fucked up! Are you okay? 2137 01:30:55,389 --> 01:30:57,658 [sobbing] Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 2138 01:30:57,992 --> 01:30:59,694 No! 2139 01:31:00,361 --> 01:31:02,063 No! [sobs] 2140 01:31:02,363 --> 01:31:03,631 -[beep] -What would you do for a job? 2141 01:31:03,931 --> 01:31:04,999 -[beep] -Would you be willing 2142 01:31:05,266 --> 01:31:06,267 -to show your tits? -[beep] 2143 01:31:06,767 --> 01:31:07,935 Would you be willing to go to Japan and escort? 2144 01:31:08,235 --> 01:31:09,236 -[beep] -Would you be willing 2145 01:31:09,570 --> 01:31:10,771 to give hand jobs at an old people's home? 2146 01:31:11,105 --> 01:31:14,108 I've done it. You wear a glove. [wheezing laugh] 2147 01:31:14,375 --> 01:31:15,109 -[beep] -[Mel chuckling] 2148 01:31:15,343 --> 01:31:17,845 You're all demented. 2149 01:31:18,713 --> 01:31:22,116 -♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O... ♪ -We're demented. 2150 01:31:22,450 --> 01:31:25,252 ♪ You can take me Hot to go ♪ 2151 01:31:25,586 --> 01:31:28,823 ♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O ♪ 2152 01:31:29,090 --> 01:31:30,490 ♪ You can take me ♪ 2153 01:31:30,791 --> 01:31:32,326 -♪ Hot to go... ♪ -[beep] 2154 01:31:32,393 --> 01:31:33,861 I'll take a happy ending. 2155 01:31:34,128 --> 01:31:35,363 -[man] Cut. -[laughter] 2156 01:31:35,696 --> 01:31:37,131 -That's nice. Ah-- -Oh... 2157 01:31:37,365 --> 01:31:38,833 -[beep] -Oh! Oh... 2158 01:31:39,100 --> 01:31:40,334 -[beep] -Catch! [grunts] 2159 01:31:40,401 --> 01:31:42,370 -[gasps] -[thuds] 2160 01:31:43,037 --> 01:31:44,572 -[Coco] Are you okay, Jane? -[giggles] 2161 01:31:44,772 --> 01:31:45,639 [laughs] 2162 01:31:46,273 --> 01:31:49,010 ♪ It's like a hundred Ninety-nine degrees ♪ 2163 01:31:49,276 --> 01:31:50,544 -[beep] -Can I just say actually 2164 01:31:50,811 --> 01:31:52,680 one of the goats fucked me. 2165 01:31:52,980 --> 01:31:55,116 And today I felt really nauseous. 2166 01:31:55,349 --> 01:31:56,584 I feel like I'm glowing, 2167 01:31:56,884 --> 01:31:59,020 and, honestly, I could be pregnant. 2168 01:31:59,086 --> 01:32:01,422 I want to know the goat's gonna pay for our child. 2169 01:32:01,756 --> 01:32:04,191 -I'm not raising this kid alone. -[Coco giggles] 2170 01:32:04,258 --> 01:32:06,460 [laughing] I want a hands-on dad. 2171 01:32:06,527 --> 01:32:09,530 -[Coco giggles] -♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O... ♪♪ 2172 01:32:09,830 --> 01:32:10,664 -[beep] -You're supposed to leave me 2173 01:32:10,898 --> 01:32:12,666 for like some pretty hot thing. 2174 01:32:12,733 --> 01:32:14,001 -Not Kathy Lee Gifford. -[beep] 2175 01:32:14,068 --> 01:32:15,436 -[beeping] -Ina Garten. Angela Merkel. 2176 01:32:15,770 --> 01:32:17,071 -[beeping] -Joy Behar. Okay, Betty White. 2177 01:32:17,338 --> 01:32:18,406 -[beep] -Dame Judi Dench. 2178 01:32:18,706 --> 01:32:19,874 -[laughs] -That's so rude, by the way. 2179 01:32:20,107 --> 01:32:21,008 You're beautiful. 2180 01:32:21,308 --> 01:32:22,309 This is so fucked up. 2181 01:32:24,712 --> 01:32:26,313 -I am so sorry I'm late. -[beep] 2182 01:32:26,547 --> 01:32:27,548 My parrot is sick. 2183 01:32:27,848 --> 01:32:29,283 -[beep] -I fell off my scooter again. 2184 01:32:29,550 --> 01:32:30,418 -[beep] -I got attacked 2185 01:32:30,484 --> 01:32:32,019 by a swarm of bees. 2186 01:32:32,219 --> 01:32:34,055 [all laugh] 2187 01:32:34,388 --> 01:32:37,591 -♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O... ♪ -[beep] 2188 01:32:37,925 --> 01:32:39,760 Okay, you can have all three of them. 2189 01:32:40,494 --> 01:32:42,897 -All of my daughters. [laughs] -[all laughing] 2190 01:32:44,165 --> 01:32:45,332 -[beep] -[wails] 2191 01:32:45,534 --> 01:32:47,168 [laughs] 2192 01:32:47,468 --> 01:32:48,602 -[beep] -[overlapping chatter] 2193 01:32:48,936 --> 01:32:50,571 -Oh, yes. -♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O... ♪ 2194 01:32:50,905 --> 01:32:52,206 -[whispering] I love you. -[Coco giggles] 2195 01:32:52,273 --> 01:32:53,441 ♪ Take me hot to go ♪♪ 2196 01:32:53,808 --> 01:32:56,644 Isla, stop grabbing my ass and pack your shit. 2197 01:32:56,911 --> 01:32:59,780 -I'm joking! -[both laughing] 2198 01:33:03,484 --> 01:33:05,352 ["Good, Good day" by Lady Bri plays] 2199 01:33:05,686 --> 01:33:06,787 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 2200 01:33:07,556 --> 01:33:09,790 ♪ It's a great, great day ♪ 2201 01:33:10,624 --> 01:33:11,792 ♪ It's a good day ♪ 2202 01:33:13,894 --> 01:33:17,198 -♪ Get up, woo! ♪ -♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪ 2203 01:33:17,731 --> 01:33:19,100 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, nah, yeah ♪ 2204 01:33:19,467 --> 01:33:20,868 ♪ Can't you see The sun shining? ♪ 2205 01:33:21,268 --> 01:33:22,736 -♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪ -♪ Get up! ♪ 2206 01:33:23,137 --> 01:33:24,738 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, nah, yeah ♪ 2207 01:33:25,106 --> 01:33:27,475 ♪ I woke up And I rolled outta bed ♪ 2208 01:33:27,875 --> 01:33:30,244 ♪ Got dressed And I left at ten ♪ 2209 01:33:30,678 --> 01:33:32,413 ♪ Checked my nails lookin' good ♪ 2210 01:33:32,780 --> 01:33:35,249 ♪ It's a beautiful day In the neighborhood ♪ 2211 01:33:35,584 --> 01:33:37,118 -♪ Ah, yeah! ♪ -♪ I know ♪ 2212 01:33:37,184 --> 01:33:39,153 -♪ This'll be the day ♪ -♪ Ah, yeah! ♪♪ 2213 01:33:39,220 --> 01:33:41,755 -♪ Everything will be okay ♪ -♪ Ah, yeah! ♪♪ 2214 01:33:42,189 --> 01:33:44,492 -♪ I kiss my cares all the way ♪ -♪ Ah, yeah! ♪ 2215 01:33:45,126 --> 01:33:47,128 ♪ It's gonna be A good, good day ♪ 2216 01:33:47,194 --> 01:33:49,096 ♪ It's gonna be A good, good day ♪♪ 2217 01:33:49,363 --> 01:33:50,865 ♪ Good, good day ♪ 2218 01:33:50,931 --> 01:33:52,233 -♪ Good, good day ♪ -♪ Hey! ♪♪ 2219 01:33:52,601 --> 01:33:53,801 ♪ I think it's finally all ♪ 2220 01:33:54,268 --> 01:33:57,539 -♪ Gonna go my way ♪ -♪ Go my way ♪ 2221 01:33:58,005 --> 01:34:00,509 ♪ Rain or shine No, I don't mind ♪ 2222 01:34:00,575 --> 01:34:01,942 ♪ This day is mine ♪♪ 2223 01:34:02,343 --> 01:34:06,247 ♪ I'm gonna chase all those Gray clouds away ♪ 2224 01:34:06,914 --> 01:34:08,682 ♪ It's gonna be A good day ♪ 2225 01:34:09,049 --> 01:34:11,118 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, nah ♪ 2226 01:34:11,452 --> 01:34:12,453 ♪ Nah, nah Nah, nah ♪ 2227 01:34:12,753 --> 01:34:14,188 ♪ It's gonna be A good day ♪ 2228 01:34:14,556 --> 01:34:16,525 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, nah ♪ 2229 01:34:17,057 --> 01:34:19,126 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, nah, yeah ♪ 2230 01:34:19,193 --> 01:34:21,295 ♪ No more crying Myself to sleep ♪♪ 2231 01:34:21,729 --> 01:34:23,797 ♪ And thinking better days Are a far-off dream ♪ 2232 01:34:24,131 --> 01:34:26,433 ♪ Get up And I move my feet ♪ 2233 01:34:26,834 --> 01:34:29,638 ♪ 'Cause I hear music Playing on these streets ♪ 2234 01:34:29,703 --> 01:34:30,971 -♪ Ah, yeah ♪ -♪ Ain't nobody ♪♪ 2235 01:34:31,338 --> 01:34:33,274 -♪ Gonna cry today ♪ -♪ Ah, yeah ♪ 2236 01:34:33,340 --> 01:34:34,475 ♪ Ain't nobody gonna ♪♪ 2237 01:34:34,808 --> 01:34:36,010 -♪ Die today ♪ -♪ Ah, yeah ♪ 2238 01:34:36,310 --> 01:34:37,411 ♪ I kiss My cares ♪ 2239 01:34:37,878 --> 01:34:39,280 -♪ All the way ♪ -♪ Ah, yeah! ♪ 2240 01:34:39,614 --> 01:34:40,814 ♪ It's gonna be A good, good day ♪ 2241 01:34:41,182 --> 01:34:43,284 ♪ It's gonna be A good, good day ♪ 2242 01:34:43,350 --> 01:34:44,553 ♪ Good, good day ♪♪ 2243 01:34:44,885 --> 01:34:46,453 ♪ Gonna be A good, good day ♪ 2244 01:34:46,754 --> 01:34:47,821 ♪ I think it's finally all ♪ 2245 01:34:48,389 --> 01:34:50,424 -♪ Gonna go my way ♪ -♪ Go my way ♪ 2246 01:34:50,691 --> 01:34:51,759 ♪ Go my way ♪ 2247 01:34:52,092 --> 01:34:54,295 ♪ Rain or shine No I don't mind ♪ 2248 01:34:54,563 --> 01:34:55,996 ♪ This day is mine ♪ 2249 01:34:56,330 --> 01:34:57,566 ♪ I'm gonna chase All those ♪ 2250 01:34:57,831 --> 01:35:00,234 ♪ Gray clouds away ♪ 2251 01:35:01,035 --> 01:35:02,571 ♪ It's gonna be A good day ♪ 2252 01:35:02,903 --> 01:35:04,438 ♪ Nah, nah Nah, nah, nah ♪ 2253 01:35:04,838 --> 01:35:06,707 -♪ Nah, nah, nah ♪ -♪♪ It's beautiful ♪ 2254 01:35:06,774 --> 01:35:07,474 -♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah ♪ -♪ It's gonna be ♪♪ 2255 01:35:07,708 --> 01:35:08,876 ♪ A good day ♪ 2256 01:35:09,310 --> 01:35:10,311 -♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 2257 01:35:10,579 --> 01:35:11,712 ♪ Nah, nah, nah ♪ 2258 01:35:12,112 --> 01:35:13,480 ♪ It's gonna be A good, good day ♪ 2259 01:35:13,847 --> 01:35:15,349 ♪ No more crying Myself to sleep ♪ 2260 01:35:15,749 --> 01:35:18,319 ♪ And thinking better days Are a far-off dream ♪ 2261 01:35:18,752 --> 01:35:20,454 ♪ Get up And I move my feet ♪ 2262 01:35:20,788 --> 01:35:22,223 ♪ 'Cause I hear Music playing ♪ 2263 01:35:22,289 --> 01:35:24,191 ♪ It's gonna be A good, good day ♪♪ 2264 01:35:24,258 --> 01:35:26,327 ♪ It's gonna be A good, good day ♪♪ 2265 01:35:26,595 --> 01:35:27,728 ♪ Good Good day ♪ 2266 01:35:28,028 --> 01:35:29,363 ♪ It's a good, good day ♪ 2267 01:35:29,664 --> 01:35:31,232 ♪ I think it's finally all ♪ 2268 01:35:31,298 --> 01:35:34,802 -♪ Gonna go my way ♪ -♪ Go my way ♪♪ 2269 01:35:35,402 --> 01:35:36,337 ♪ Rain Or shine ♪ 2270 01:35:36,638 --> 01:35:37,471 ♪ No I don't mind ♪ 2271 01:35:37,738 --> 01:35:38,906 ♪ This day is mine ♪ 2272 01:35:39,240 --> 01:35:40,642 ♪ I'm gonna chase All those ♪ 2273 01:35:40,941 --> 01:35:43,377 ♪ Gray clouds Away ♪ 2274 01:35:44,011 --> 01:35:45,813 ♪ It's gonna be A good day ♪ 2275 01:35:45,946 --> 01:35:46,780 ♪ Nah, nah, Nah ♪ 2276 01:35:46,880 --> 01:35:48,082 ♪ Nah, nah, Nah, nah ♪ 2277 01:35:48,315 --> 01:35:49,618 ♪ Nah, nah ♪ 2278 01:35:49,817 --> 01:35:52,386 ♪ It's gonna be A good day ♪ 2279 01:35:52,453 --> 01:35:53,555 ♪ Nah, nah, Nah ♪♪ 2280 01:35:53,688 --> 01:35:54,723 ♪ Nah, nah, Nah ♪ 2281 01:35:54,922 --> 01:35:57,258 ♪ It's gonna be A good day ♪ 2282 01:37:03,290 --> 01:37:04,325 [goat bleats] 168866

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