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You see this? Why do you let her throw
out my inquiries?
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It's a good idea.
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You must have 20 copies in the bathroom.
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That's where they belong.
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Well, I mean, not for that.
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But, I mean, you gotta kill time up
there somehow.
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And I always like to keep up with their
big predictions.
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Oh?
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Psychic predicts Osmonds will control
the Senate by 1979?
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Don't laugh.
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All right.
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So, he's a little off here.
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Hey, you know, them Normans, they can do
anything they put their minds at. How do
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you put a B?
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Why does she want more money for her?
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Don't I give her all the money she
needs?
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She's doing it for me.
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For you? She's going out on the street
to learn how to be a junior bag lady?
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Of course not.
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It was my idea. I wanted to help.
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Mrs. Cammie needs extra money to help
keep her daughter in college.
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Oh, yeah, I see.
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Gee, didn't you once tell me that you
had all of that took care of?
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I did, three years ago, before
everything doubled.
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Now I can't even get help from the
government.
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Oh, please, don't start knocking the
administration down. I know the way you
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vote is.
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Mr. Regan isn't really making them big
cuts, dear. He's just moving the money
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over to the army.
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Hey, by the way, maybe your daughter
don't really want to go to college.
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Maybe she'd like to join the army.
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I don't think so.
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Mrs. Camby has to find a way to raise a
couple of hundred dollars a month. I
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heard that.
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Why don't you give her the money?
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No,
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I told you. Your Uncle Archie pays me a
fair salary.
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I wouldn't think of asking him for more
money.
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There's some more cans.
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Well, sit down a minute. Let me talk to
you.
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Geez, this isn't going to work, you
know. I mean, her and the whole Astoria
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Girls Club could be out in the streets
scavenging a whole year. They wouldn't
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raise $200.
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I know.
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Stephanie's so sweet. She just wanted to
help.
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Well, what are you really going to do?
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I don't know.
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It has to be something I can do here at
the house. You know, I was thinking
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about telephone sales.
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You mean calling from here?
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Yeah.
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You can't make no money at that.
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Because anybody who answers the phone
when you call has already got one.
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What about the sewing you used to be
doing here? Couldn't you make nothing
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over that?
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I just don't know enough people around
here.
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Yeah, well, maybe you ought to do your
sewing for one of them big dress
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companies, you know.
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Now, Jose down the bar, his sister does
that.
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But I can't hold down a regular job and
still work for you.
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Oh, no, no, that ain't the way it works,
see?
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They bring all the stuff uptown to her.
She does all the sewing in her little
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slum up there.
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Then that way she can keep an eye on all
of the swarming kids. Ain't that lovely?
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Are you sure about all this? I mean,
this isn't some... Yeah, yeah, no, no,
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no, no. This is strictly legit.
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I'll tell you what, just for fun.
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Go back to the bar. I'll get the name of
the company from Jose. I'll get the
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phone number for you.
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Okay, I've got nothing to lose. No.
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I'll give it a try.
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Sure. Thanks, Art. Don't mention it.
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I've got three more cans downstairs.
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How delightful.
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Will you get this rubbish out of the
living room? I feel like I'm living in a
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schoolyard in Hoboken.
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Come on, Stephanie.
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All I ask to be able to do is I'm going
to come home on a break and sit down and
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have a beer and read my paper.
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And there they are, gone.
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When does it get easier, Lord, huh?
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I have an appointment to see Julio. Ah,
entre, entre.
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Julio!
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Hello, I'm Ellen Canby. I talked to you
on the phone about doing some sewing in
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my home.
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Ah, yes, Mrs.
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Canby. I remember now. You, the lady,
speak such good English over the phone.
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You come from Jamaica?
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Oh, no, no. I was born here. I'm an
American.
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Sure, sure. We're all Americans here,
aren't we?
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Somos todos americanos, ¿que no?
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Si, si.
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Taxi, taxi.
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Don't worry, Mrs. Canby. Your secret is
safe with us.
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Believe me, I'm legal. But this place...
Hey, lady, lady.
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I make clothes only for the best. That's
all I gotta worry about.
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Do you have work for me, Mr... Smith.
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But please, just call me Julio.
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Did you bring a sample of your sword?
Yes, I have one.
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This jacket.
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That's very nice.
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Very chic.
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You are very talented.
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Thank you.
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Does that mean I get the work? Oh, sure,
yeah.
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Chico, traeme una caja.
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How much do you pay?
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I pay by the piece.
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Julio, firma aqui.
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It's all up to you how fast you work.
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You see this box here?
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You fill up a box like this, you make
$140.
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The whole box for $140?
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That's it.
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And that's all.
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Okay.
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It's a deal.
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Welcome to the fair.
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Now, let me show you the kind of work we
do here.
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This is beautiful, Mrs. Camby. Bet it
costs a lot of money.
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It sure does.
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I've seen Mimi de Paris blouses
advertised in Vogue magazine for over a
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hundred dollars.
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You're going to make a fortune.
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Not me. All I get is a dollar forty
apiece.
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That's terrible.
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Have you finished folding those?
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Yeah. You know, I think three dollars is
way too much to pay me just for folding.
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No, no, no.
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That's what we agreed on.
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Okay, but I think I negotiated a better
deal than you did. I'm just glad to be
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making as much as I am.
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Oh, here he is. Is that the bandito?
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Shh, don't call him that.
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Well, that's what you call him.
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Don't mind what I call him. His name is
Julio, and he's bringing my $140.
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Please, come in.
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We're just finishing packing now.
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That's good. We brought you some more
work to do. Rafael, I got a piece.
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So these are the finished pieces, huh?
Uh
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-huh. Didn't Mrs. Camby do a good job?
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Sure, sure. Terrific.
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Terrific. The manufacturer will be very
pleased with what we manufactured for
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him, huh?
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Okay, here you go.
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Just call me when this new batch is
finished, huh, Rafael?
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Wait! Wait just one minute. There's some
mistake. This is only $80.
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There's no mistake.
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But I'm supposed to get $140.
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Eso es lo que siempre dicen.
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That's what the manufacturer gave me. He
said to me, if I don't do it for less,
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he's going to send the work to Taiwan.
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To foreigners.
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She needs that money.
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Do you know how many hours she spent
sewing those blouses?
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You're cheating her.
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Listen, little girl, I'm going to tell
you something that maybe they don't
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teach you in school, huh?
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If they cheat me, I cheat her.
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I don't like it, but that's the way it
is, okay?
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That's not fair.
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It's more fair than in my country.
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America's a wonderful place. They cheat
you less here than anywhere else.
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Okay, that's it.
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I'm not working for you anymore.
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I'm sorry, but there are some very good
businessmen down there.
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And there's nothing you can do with a
good businessman.
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Oh, yes, there is.
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If I can't get my money from you, I'm
going to the main office tomorrow and
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get it from them.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, good luck, lady.
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Do me a favor, eh?
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Make believe you don't know me, okay?
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Will you just listen to me for once? You
can't go into that main office in the
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city there.
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Oh, no? Just watch me.
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My advice to you is forget about it. The
minute you turn over the stuff to the
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guy without getting paid, you could kiss
your 60 bucks goodbye.
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Three dollars if it was mine.
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Kiss that goodbye, too.
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And you ain't going in there neither.
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You look at this here, huh?
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Young, female, black.
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Between the two of you, you got three
minorities working. You ain't got a
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chance.
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At least I could try.
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Don't you see what I'm saying?
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You'd have to go to see the top guy
there. And the top guy, he ain't gonna
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talk to nobody who ain't the top guy,
too.
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What I mean is, it's like a businessman,
you know? And I respect a businessman.
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I mean, somebody go in there and be
smart, you know, but charming.
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And, you know, diplomatic there.
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And I hate to say it, but it wouldn't
hurt to be white neither.
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That's the kind of a person who could do
that.
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Don't look at me.
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Hey, don't look at me.
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I said, don't look at me. I ain't going
to do that. I ain't going in there. I'm
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going home. Where's near that place?
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No way.
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No way.
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Case closed.
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Hello, Mimi DePerry. Will you hold?
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Thank you very much, girls. You were all
simply marvelous.
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And we'll be in touch just as soon as we
need you for the show.
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Goodbye. Bye.
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I, I, excuse me, this is, you know, just
for your own good.
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I mean, the way you look, you ain't
gonna last ten minutes out there.
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Well, the way you look, you're not gonna
last ten minutes in here.
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Not every mark was uncalled for.
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Uh,
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excuse me.
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Miss Mimi on the door, is she in?
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No.
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Well, where is she in Paris?
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Please hold.
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There is no Mimi.
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Mr. Atchison is the head of the company.
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Mimi de Paris, will you hold?
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Are you here to make a delivery?
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No. I'm here to see Mr.
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Atchison. Mimi de Paris, will you hold?
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If you're looking for a job, we only
hire through the agencies.
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I ain't looking for no job. I'm here to
collect some dough.
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Oh. Well, find a seat and wait like
everybody else.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Hi, there. How are you?
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How are you?
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Whoop-dee-doo.
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Hi, there, pal.
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You know, I think you and me is the only
two men in the whole place.
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What do you mean?
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Cop a squint at what's looking at
Playgirl magazine over there. Hey, like
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that. He's not much.
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Cowboy's kind of cute, though.
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Listen up, everybody. Mr. Atchison's
ready to see you now.
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That sorry gentleman, Mr. A, doesn't
have too much time.
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Thanks for the call. I'm glad to see you
again, Bob.
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Good to see you. Oh, it's going to be
fun working with you.
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Mr. Leon. Glad to have you back, Johnny.
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Oh, good to see you, Ted. You're going
to be wonderful for this show.
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Bobby, that's a lovely jacket. Is it one
of ours? What else?
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Oh, my God.
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Who or what are you?
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I'm probably the only straight dude
you've ever seen around here.
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Well, then you can sign our book.
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Just let me through, huh? I want to see
your boss, if you don't mind.
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Excuse me there, Mr.
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Snatchman. Actress.
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If that's the way you like it, whatever.
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My name is Archie Bunker, and... Mr.
Bunker, please. I'm a very busy man. See
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my secretary?
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Oh, listen, I ain't gonna take much of
your time.
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I just come to collect $60 for a certain
Mrs.
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Canby. I don't know any Mrs. Canby.
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Oh, well, she's one of them poor
misfortunes that sows for you in that
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dump you run downtown.
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And you know something? You don't treat
your employees very good. Leon, give me
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a minute here, please.
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Leon, give us a minute here, will you,
please?
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Follow me, please, gentlemen.
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You'll have to see your contractor. This
is not my legal responsibility.
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But you're the boss, are you? Yes.
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Yeah, well, I can tell you, like I told
you before, in two ways.
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Give me $60.
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I'm afraid you don't understand how the
garment industry works. You see, your
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friend is being paid a fair wage for the
market.
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A fair wage? What a lot of malarkey
there. What do you think? I just rode
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over here from Cuba.
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$60? Today, you and I know that $60
won't buy two bags of groceries in the
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market. You're missing the point. Let me
give you an example. Well, I don't want
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to take much of your time.
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I love discussing economics.
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How much did you pay for that shirt
you're wearing?
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This shirt was very dear. Seven dollars.
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Well, if the garment industry didn't
have cheap labor, that particular shirt
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might have cost you as much as ten.
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Get the point?
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Yeah, I get the point. I get the point.
But that ain't the point I'm interested
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in here.
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Now, come on, will you? Give me the
sixty dollars or I'll turn you into the
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union. What union? This isn't a union
shop.
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Well, listen, I could take it further,
you know. I got connections.
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I could go to the government.
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They're damn near as powerful as any
union.
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Good. You go to the government.
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You think the government is going to
give them better jobs than I give them?
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I'm the best friend they've got.
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Nobody's forcing them to work for me.
They want to work for me. We're talking
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here about free enterprise.
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Don't give me that free enterprise, Dad.
This is exploitation of the masses.
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You some kind of commie?
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I ain't no commie. Don't call me no
commie. Listen, I'm as red-blooded
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American as you ever see.
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I at least know what's wrote on that
sign on the Statue of Liberty. Do you?
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No, what does it say?
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Well, I can't give you the exact words,
you know, but it just says to the whole
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world, come on in here, we'll give you a
fair shake.
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Is that what it says?
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Well, they say one or two other
patriotic things, like America, love it
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or leave it.
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Hey, that ain't what works here. What
works here is give me $60.
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You quite finished?
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No, not till I see the $60.
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Very well.
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I can see you won't leave until you get
it.
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That is perfectly right.
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My accountant will be in in a minute.
He'll take care of you.
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Swell, swell. That's fine. I'll just
wait here for your accountant.
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Here I am.
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Mr. Bunker, I'd like you to meet my
accountant, Melvin.
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Gee, Melvin, you don't look much like an
accountant.
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I settle all of Mr. Ray's accounts.
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Melvin, Mr. Bunker here thinks we owe
him some money. Huh?
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Well, it ain't a hell of a lot, Melvin,
you know.
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It's only $60, and as long as you got
the cash there, I could take that.
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There it is, $60.
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Yeah, well, would you mind handing it to
me now?
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Oh, no, no, no, I can't do that.
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This is where we play a game.
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You try to get it.
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I try to keep you from getting it.
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You think you can win this game, Mr.
Bunker?
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Well, no, I don't think I can.
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No one ever has.
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Nice meeting you.
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Big shot there.
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You gotta go to all of this trouble just
for a lousy $60.
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$60 doesn't mean a thing to me, Mr.
Bunker.
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But you see, in business, you don't like
to set precedents.
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Nancy, send in Leon with the boys,
please.
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Have a nice day.
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Oh, I thank you very much, Mr.
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Scratchen, and the same to you.
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And likewise to you, Melvin.
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You big, baldy jerk.
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Here's your job for stuffing envelopes
in your own home.
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That's even a bigger rip-off than sewing
in your own home.
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It's too bad that job didn't work out.
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Why couldn't you make all the money? You
make the clothes.
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Making the clothes is the easy part,
Stephanie.
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Finding the customers and selling is
difficult.
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You have to be a real go-getter to do
that.
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Hey, hey, hey, whoop-dee-doo,
whoop-dee-doo. Uncle Archie. Hiya, kid.
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But what happened? Tell us. Tell me what
happened. I done what I went to do.
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You got the money?
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Sure, I got the money. Hey, what do you
think? Here it is right here.
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Three crispy $20 bills.
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I told them that they didn't have to put
your name on the envelope, so...
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Save that. We could use it again.
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But how did you do it?
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How did I do it? There was nothing to
it. I just walked in there. I says, give
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me the dough.
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You know.
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Well, they did a little whimpering
around there, you know.
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Trying to get out of it. Give me a song
and dance and all of that. I says to
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them again, give me the dough.
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So the boss of the joint there, he had a
bell on his desk. He dinged the bell,
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you know, to call in the accountant.
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In comes the accountant. You should have
seen this guy.
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A little weasel with big glasses on.
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Jimmy the dog.
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So they turned it right over there, you
know.
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And then they went whimpering out of
there with their tails between their
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legs. You know what Barney's dog does?
You know, when you say, get out of here.
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And you kicked him out of their own
office.
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Wow. Well, I didn't exactly do that.
They were slinking off to their lunch
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anyway, so I said to them, go ahead.
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Gee, I wish I could be more like that.
Instead of being on the defensive all
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the time, be on the offensive like you.
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Yeah, well, you know, you won't find
many people who can be as offensive as
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me.
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Sure wouldn't hurt if those garment
workers had a little of your spunk and
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energy. Yeah, well, that's right, Mrs.
Campbell. You know what I think we ought
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to do?
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We ought to just kind of forget about
this whole thing, huh?
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Let's do that.
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I'm a little thirsty. Can somebody get
me a beer?
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You know, Stephanie, you had a good idea
there. I did? What was it?
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I'm going to start sewing my own
designs.
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Selling them.
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Doing the alterations.
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If your Uncle Archie has the guts to
send it to those guys, I ought to have
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the guts to try and start my own
business, right?
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Right. What voice could I have my beer?
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Make up some notices and take them down
to the laundromats.
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Let's go up to my room. I've got some
pen and paper up there.
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Didn't anybody hear me?
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Here.
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And now we can take some pictures of you
so people can really see how good you
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are. Yeah,
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I know it was a big lie.
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But I know you, Lord.
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And I know damn well you'll forgive me.
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