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Ms. Gregory on phone: Hello?
Hi.
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Is this, um...
I'm looking for a Miss Gregory.
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Ms. Gregory: Uh-huh.
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That you?
Ms. Gregory: Yeah. That's me.
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Oh, cool. Uh, I'm Dunn.
Ms. Gregory: That was fast!
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No.
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Ms. Gregory: I'm kidding...
I'm just kidding.
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My name is Dunn.
Ms. Gregory: Okay.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Ms. Gregory: Sorry.
Oh, that's fine.
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It... it happens. Um...
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Ms. Gregory:
What can I do for you?
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Oh, right. Yeah.
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Uh, I'm calling
on behalf of Macklin Medical.
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Ms. Gregory: Oh.
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Yeah, looks like you owe $667--
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Ms. Gregory: Jesus!
I already paid!
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I explained this...
Hey!
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...to the last guy--
Hey. It's okay.
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Ms. Gregory: No, it's not.
No, I get... I get that.
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I get that,
but that's... that's why...
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that's why I'm calling.
Ms. Gregory: This is a mistake.
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You know?
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I'm calling to... to help you.
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Ms. Gregory: Really?
Yeah. That's right.
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Ms. Gregory: Thank you.
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I'm here to help you pay
what you owe.
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Let's go over some options.
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Option--
Ms. Gregory: Dunn?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Ms. Gregory:
Absolutely go fuck yourself.
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Okey dokey.
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Funny joke.
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♪ It's been a really, really
Messed up week ♪
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♪ Seven days of torture
Seven days of bitter ♪
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♪ And my girlfriend went
And cheated on me ♪
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♪ She's a California dime ♪
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♪ But it's time for me
To quit her ♪
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Let's go over
your options.
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Caller 1 on phone:
I don't wanna go over options!
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Option one,
pay full amount today.
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Caller 1: I'm not paying,
dick head.
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That's what I thought.
Option two,
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we can put you
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on a repayment plan, okay?
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That money is gonna come out
the seventh--
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Caller 1: I got a great idea.
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How about I put you
on a re-fuck-ment plan, asshole?
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Please don't put
your kid on--
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Tiff on phone: Hi, Dunn!
Yeah, hey, Tiff!
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Hi!
How you doing?
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Are you gonna hurt my dad?
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Caller 3: Six thousand dollars
for a colonoscopy?
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How about I shove
a finger up your ass,
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and swirl it around--
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...swirl it around!
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♪ We're goin' at it
Tonight, tonight ♪
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♪ There's a party on the rooftop
Top of the world ♪
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♪ Tonight, tonight ♪
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♪ And we're dancin' on the edge
Of the Hollywood sign ♪
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♪ I don't know if I'll make it ♪
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♪ But watch
How good I'll fake it ♪
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♪ It's all right, all right
Tonight, tonight ♪
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♪ You got me singin' like
"Woah, oh, oh" ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ It doesn't matter ♪
♪ Woah, oh, oh... ♪
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Hey.
Hey. Hey, man, what's up?
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I think there's a portal to hell
in your laundromat.
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Shit.
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I can see why you thought
it might be a portal to hell.
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Yeah? I mean, I hate
jumping to assumptions
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as much as the next guy.
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Hey, Pete,
what does that look like to you?
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A portal to hell.
Oh.
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Thanks, Pete.
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Pete knows his stuff.
He seems great.
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I'm Dunn, by the way.
Ed.
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You know, this is
my favorite laundromat? I--
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Happy to hear it.
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Uh, so, should we
call somebody, or...
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Oh, I can't get shut down.
No, owners would kill me.
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Everyone's so sensitive
after Covid, you know?
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Everything's gotta be
safe, safe, safe.
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It's just-- You know?
Totally.
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Can I help?
What?
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I don't know, I-- Can I help?
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Uh, what if somebody
stumbles into it?
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You think
the mat could be liable?
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Or someone could get hurt?
Oh, f--
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But, yeah, probably liable too.
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Nice.
Yeah.
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Is she looking
at me? Shit.
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Morning, Mr. Bobshank.
Hi, Mr. Bobshank.
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Morning, Mr. Bobshank.
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How are you?
Hey.
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How's it going?
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How about this weather, huh?
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Oh! Look out, caterpillar!
What?
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Right there. Yeah.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
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I almost missed her.
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It's just a caterpillar.
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Well, if I drown her,
she'll never be a butterfly.
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Are you okay, son?
Why? Portal to hell?
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What? No.
I heard yelling last night.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Really sorry.
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That... that might
have been work.
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How's that going?
It's great.
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Sounds pretty fucking shitty
to me.
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Seeing people at their worst?
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Yeah, there's some...
bad people.
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In my experience,
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they're all bad people
when they owe money.
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Not the good ones.
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You really think there are just
good people and bad people?
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Two big buckets?
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Yes.
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It's none of my business.
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Life's too short
to be miserable.
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Oh, that reminds me.
How's your, um...
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how's your cancer going?
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Still terminal.
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It won't be long.
I'm so sorry--
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I shouldn't have
brought that up.
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That's just... I-- Can I...?
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You know,
can I... can I help with...
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can I... can I help with it?
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Can you cure cancer?
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Oh, I don't--
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No. I...
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No.
Then no.
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Okay, right.
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Um...
I... I... I'm sorry,
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I... I didn't...
I didn't mean to.
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Look, look, it's... it's fine.
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I'm not offended.
All right.
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And even if I was,
I'm gonna be dead soon
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from the goddamn cancer.
Because of the cancer.
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Um, I'll... I'll text you?
Yeah, uh, maybe.
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Did you say...
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a portal to hell?
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♪ David Pepperdine ♪
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♪ David Pepperdine, Pepperdine
Make you mine ♪
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♪ David Pepperdine
Make you mine! ♪
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David on phone: Hello?
Hello?
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Mr. Pepperdine?
Yeah.
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Hey, it's Dunn.
Again?
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I'm calling on behalf of--
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Didn't I already tell you
to fuck off?
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Yes! You sure did.
You told me that last week.
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And looks like, uh...
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Dammit. This fucking--
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Pre... previous seven weeks
you said the same thing.
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You said, "Fuck you!"
And I was like... I was like,
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"No, but you owe
this money still."
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Yeah.
Fuck.
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Uh-huh, I'm following up
on those conversations,
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and just seeing
if you have that money...
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...that you owe.
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You're calling
from an L.A. area code?
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What?
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I'm in LA.
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How's the weather?
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Are you honestly
dumb enough
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to use your personal phone?
What, are you freelance?
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I'm an independent contractor, actually.
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Legally, I don't know.
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I'm a bad guy,
you understand?
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You live alone?
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Do I--
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I don't have roommates.
Good.
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So, here's what's
gonna happen, Dunn.
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I'm gonna find you,
and I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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Now, I just Googled
your number,
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and here's
the first address that came up.
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Five Six Two Seven Magnolia--
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Anything new?
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Nah.
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Hey, you want my number?
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Why?
Oh, uh...
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in ca... in case you need help
with the...
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Oh!
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No, I'm not really a big texter.
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Right.
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Why is this even happening?
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Why this laundromat?
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Why me?
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Should we figure it out?
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You wanna throw something in?
Yeah, yeah, I do.
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Do you have something?
Yeah.
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Have you opened it yet?
God, no, I don't go near it.
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What?
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You'll probably
be fine, Dunn. Go.
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Yeah, probably.
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Okay.
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Fucking do it.
Okay, okay!
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I don't think
we should throw anything in.
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Abort. Abort, abort, abort.
Yeah.
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So, I think that, like,
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we sort of felt the portal out,
you know?
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Hmm. Yeah.
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Like, it... it knows
where we stand.
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We know where it stands. Yeah.
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Should we close it?
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That depends.
Are you fucking crazy?
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Well, we can't leave it open.
Someone could get hurt.
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I'm not going near it.
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You're scared?
I'm not scared.
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Then go close it.
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Just go at it
from, like, the side.
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You go at it, like,
from the side.
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You're the sideler.
I'm a what?
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Yeah, you're a sideler.
What is--
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You come up...
you come up on people's side.
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What is that?
Whatever.
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Is that a thing?
You're real, so it's real.
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I think
you should just go close it.
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I think you should
just go close it!
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Just go close it.
You go close it!
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Oh.
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I would have done it.
I know you would have.
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Ed, prelap:
Sorry, why are we doing this?
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Rules. Figure out
the Portal Rules.
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Why do we need
to know the rules?
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'Cause then we can figure out
why is there a portal to hell?
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What does it want?
And how to get rid of it?
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Oh, you... you wanna get rid
of it, right?
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I mean,
it hasn't done anything to me.
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What about the people
doing laundry?
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The people doing--
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You think I could get fired?
It's a portal to hell.
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Allegedly.
We don't know that for sure.
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I'm glad you brought that up.
'Cause we don't know, do we?
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It does kind of have
an orange glow.
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I think
if it was a portal to heaven,
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it would be, like,
more, like, blue, white...
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happy.
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The screams
are a big giveaway too.
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Could be screams of joy.
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Could be.
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But if it is a portal to hell,
and it does do something,
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I think we should figure out
these rules.
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Backup plan.
Yeah.
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Love that.
Okay, here's what we got.
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It's an "alleged"
portal to hell...
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and it could open on its own.
Mm-hmm.
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That's it?
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Oh, yeah, for now.
What we don't know...
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Fuck.
...is it a one way?
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You know? Are things going in...
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...or is something coming out?
251
00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:34,432
Automated voice on voicemail:
You have two saved messages.
252
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,734
Message one.
Kevin on voicemail: Hey, bro!
253
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,403
Okay, just had an idea
for the place.
254
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,705
What if we got,
like, neon signs?
255
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:41,773
Like, everywhere.
256
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,174
Cause I've been watching
a ton of streamers,
257
00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:44,642
and they have them
all over their walls.
258
00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:47,812
It looks so sick,
because I've been thinking...
259
00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:48,780
I've been thinking, like,
260
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,081
what if I started
streaming again?
261
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:53,418
You know, 'cause I... I... I...
I think it's like, you know,
262
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,787
maybe that would be...
263
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,823
...something, you know,
for me to do, so, um...
264
00:15:58,824 --> 00:15:59,891
You know what?
265
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,628
It's probably stupid,
or whatever, but, um...
266
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,595
Uh, anyway,
I... I know you're busy,
267
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:07,465
so, just, uh... just give me
a call back whenever,
268
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,900
um, I'm around.
269
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:12,304
So, love you. Okay. Bye.
270
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:32,651
You do
a lot of laundry, man.
271
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,987
Thanks.
That's not a--
272
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:36,989
Yeah. Okay. What?
273
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:39,525
Something came out.
274
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,771
Okay.
275
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,607
What is it?
It-- Sulfur.
276
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,211
Definitely demonic.
Oh, definitely.
277
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,631
I think it's better
if I stay with the laundromat.
278
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:24,135
Are you sure?
'Cause I'd feel a lot safer
279
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:25,503
if you came with me right now.
I--
280
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,438
Well, just in case
it returns, right?
281
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,774
Protect the customers.
282
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:30,808
Customers?
283
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:33,145
I... I think
I'm the only one here, um...
284
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,179
I mean, you never know, right?
285
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,516
So...
Right. Uh, yeah, I just...
286
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,985
I really prefer not to be alone,
you know?
287
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:41,920
Okay.
288
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:45,523
You'll be all right though.
Just go ahead, okay?
289
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:47,092
Just go. Just go.
290
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,627
You know,
I just don't think it's in here.
291
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,597
I know. Mm-hmm.
I think it's out here, you know?
292
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,832
I think you're right.
Just go for it. You got it.
293
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,601
I just... I just--
I need your help.
294
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,970
Go.
295
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,806
You're gonna s-- Okay.
296
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:44,550
Here we go.
Ooh!
297
00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:51,356
Oh, sugar fuck.
298
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,734
Are you from the portal to hell?
299
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,371
What gave me away?
300
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:08,207
Um...
301
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:10,809
how's--
302
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:12,911
I'm Dunn.
303
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:18,217
Okay.
No, no, my name... Dunn.
304
00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:21,620
Hi, I'm Chip.
305
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:29,194
What's all this about, Chip?
What, you mean me?
306
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:32,297
Or, uh, life in general?
307
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,833
The portal.
Oh, the portal!
308
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,703
Well, there's a man
who lives up the street,
309
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,606
and soon he'll be dead.
310
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,708
And you're gonna...?
Drag him to hell?
311
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,009
Okay, right.
Sure.
312
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,778
Yeah, literally. It's my job.
313
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,580
Wait.
What?
314
00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:52,917
It's not Mr. Bobshank, is it?
It is.
315
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,086
That's who I'm here for.
How'd you know?
316
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,090
He's the best guy ever.
I agree.
317
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,125
Why is he going to hell?
318
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:04,730
Well, he hurt someone bad,
and he knows it.
319
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,035
He's a good person.
320
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,773
He smokes outside. He...
Nice.
321
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:16,907
...has plants.
322
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,743
Names all of them.
See? That's lovely.
323
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,346
He said "hello" to me
four times, unprompted.
324
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,247
Well, really, three.
325
00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:24,215
I think one time
he was just saying
326
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,517
he was done
with something, but I...
327
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:28,220
I still count it.
You should.
328
00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:31,489
He's full
of information and advice.
329
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,992
He talks to me even though...
330
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:36,127
He doesn't wanna.
I know he doesn't want to.
331
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,329
He doesn't wanna.
332
00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:39,831
He's tough
to crack, but...
333
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,702
If it's not hard,
what's the point, you know?
334
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:45,971
He owes a debt.
335
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,476
Can I help him pay it?
336
00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:54,346
You wanna make a deal?
337
00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:01,920
Not really. I--
338
00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:05,323
But, you know,
I don't wanna leave Mr. Bobshank
339
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,191
high and dry.
340
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,660
Tell you what.
Give me three souls. Three.
341
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:10,529
Three...
342
00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:13,497
people?
Three souls,
343
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:17,168
or Bobshank will burn,
and the world will end.
344
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,536
The world's gonna end too?
345
00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:19,837
If it makes you
feel better,
346
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:24,176
sure, why not?
347
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:33,685
Can they be bad people?
I don't give a shit.
348
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:35,520
I defer to you.
349
00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:42,761
Actually, you know what?
You know that song that goes...
350
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,163
♪ La, la, la, whatever ♪
351
00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:49,033
♪ La, la, la, doesn't matter ♪
352
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:53,604
♪ La, la, la, oh, well!
La, la, la ♪
353
00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:56,407
♪ We're going at it
Tonight, tonight! ♪
354
00:22:56,408 --> 00:23:01,445
Yeah, that one! Who sings that?
Ah, shit. Who is that?
355
00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:04,014
Hot Chelle Rae.
Hot Chelle Rae!
356
00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:06,684
It's been stuck in my head.
It's fucking earworm.
357
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:07,651
It's a banger.
358
00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:09,720
You throw any of those guys
in the portal,
359
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,089
we're good.
Are they bad people?
360
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:13,924
They're musicians.
So, yeah, probably.
361
00:23:13,925 --> 00:23:14,993
Right, okay.
362
00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:21,566
Hey Chip?
Yeah, Dunn?
363
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,535
Why are you doing this?
364
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,339
Giving Mr. Bobshank
a second chance?
365
00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:30,075
Eh, why not?
366
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:19,124
Dunn.
What's up, Mr. Bobshank?
367
00:24:22,327 --> 00:24:23,328
You got, uh...
368
00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:26,164
something on your mind?
No.
369
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:29,534
Great.
370
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,006
Hey, you think it's okay to...
371
00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:37,943
do something bad...
372
00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:41,413
to help someone... good?
373
00:24:43,114 --> 00:24:45,550
Ah, Jesus.
374
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:48,186
Look...
375
00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:51,323
depends on how good
the person is.
376
00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:52,991
The best.
377
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,194
How bad the bad is?
The worst.
378
00:24:57,462 --> 00:25:00,332
Does this have anything to do
with that portal to hell?
379
00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:06,705
Uh, you... you want my advice?
More... more than anything? Yes.
380
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,974
Find another laundromat.
381
00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,042
I like that laundromat.
382
00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:17,448
Let me tell you something
that my dad told me.
383
00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:19,117
Words to live by.
384
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:22,587
Sounds really deep.
385
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,390
"Watch your own dick, son."
386
00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:31,862
Sorry, what?
"Watch your own dick."
387
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,464
Don't worry about
your neighbor's dick,
388
00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:35,065
what the guy over there
is doing.
389
00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:37,301
We all got our own dick
to worry about.
390
00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:39,603
Ladies got their own dicks
to worry about.
391
00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:42,072
You can't go around trying
to save everybody else's dick,
392
00:25:42,073 --> 00:25:44,309
poking your dick
into other dick's business.
393
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:49,214
What if...
what if someone's dick
394
00:25:50,248 --> 00:25:51,149
is in trouble?
395
00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:54,920
Did they ask you for help?
No.
396
00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:56,922
Then watch your own dick.
397
00:25:57,689 --> 00:26:00,525
What if... what if someone's...
what if someone's dick...
398
00:26:01,159 --> 00:26:02,527
doesn't know it needs help?
399
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:09,601
Are you talking about me?
What? No, no.
400
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,804
You sure?
'Cause I swear to fucking God
401
00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:14,706
it sounds like
you're talking about me.
402
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:15,906
I'm not talking about you.
Well, if it is me--
403
00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:16,874
It's not you.
If it is me--
404
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:17,742
It's not you.
405
00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:19,878
You watch your own dick!
It's not-- Okay, yeah, got it.
406
00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:22,080
God dammit.
It's not you.
407
00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:27,986
Watch your own dick!
Oh, God, he's so...
408
00:26:41,566 --> 00:26:42,734
Dunn, prelap: I'm sorry.
409
00:26:43,735 --> 00:26:44,836
I really am.
410
00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:47,372
I can't kill people.
411
00:26:49,207 --> 00:26:50,909
Not even for Mr. Bobshank.
412
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:55,146
I'm just not a bad person.
413
00:26:57,549 --> 00:26:59,283
You know, I work
in the debt business.
414
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,019
I would imagine it's similar.
415
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,589
And, uh, I'm my own boss.
416
00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:08,325
Not really. But, you know,
417
00:27:08,326 --> 00:27:10,394
sometimes we get
bad information,
418
00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:13,130
and maybe that's what this is.
Maybe it's a mistake.
419
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:14,965
Dunn?
One sec.
420
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,802
Yeah.
That's me. What's up?
421
00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,572
David.
Hey, David.
422
00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:24,341
David Pepperdine.
423
00:27:24,342 --> 00:27:27,312
David Pepperdine?
What are you doing here?
424
00:27:27,846 --> 00:27:29,648
I came here to fuck you up.
425
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:33,785
Please don't.
426
00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:43,427
Um, it's not safe for you here.
427
00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:45,663
What... what is that?
We should get out of here.
428
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:46,830
What are you doing?
429
00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:49,366
Uh, uh, nothing,
but we... we should go.
430
00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:52,136
I ain't going nowhere, man.
Let's go someplace safe,
431
00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:53,738
and go over
your repayment options.
432
00:27:56,474 --> 00:27:57,709
No!
433
00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:00,210
Oh, God, it hurts!
434
00:28:00,211 --> 00:28:01,812
David!
It hurts!
435
00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:03,615
Hold on, Mr. Pepperdine!
Oh, dear God!
436
00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:38,650
His leg...
437
00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:41,072
I don't know, I...
438
00:30:42,874 --> 00:30:44,209
I just feel better.
439
00:30:44,909 --> 00:30:47,544
Like, the... the cancer
is eating away at you
440
00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:49,447
less quickly.
Hmm.
441
00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:52,917
Fuck. I... I'm sorry.
442
00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:55,319
I shouldn't have brought--
443
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,387
Uh, look. look,
it's... it's okay, it's okay.
444
00:30:57,388 --> 00:31:00,058
It... it is like the...
445
00:31:01,159 --> 00:31:03,227
Like, "The cancer
is eating away at me
446
00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:07,532
less quickly."
That's great.
447
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,569
About your cancer.
Um...
448
00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:15,406
did anything happen to you?
449
00:31:17,675 --> 00:31:19,177
Lot of things happen to me.
450
00:31:20,411 --> 00:31:21,512
I mean...
451
00:31:24,282 --> 00:31:25,683
Are you all there?
452
00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:46,837
If I can put you
on this payment plan.
453
00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:48,940
Twelve months, no interest.
454
00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:51,842
It's gonna be cheaper
in the long run.
455
00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:54,077
Caller on phone: Um...
I promise you that.
456
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,512
Okay. Yeah.
457
00:31:55,513 --> 00:31:56,613
Let's do it.
Yeah?
458
00:31:56,614 --> 00:31:58,415
Yeah.
If it's gonna save me money.
459
00:31:58,416 --> 00:31:59,383
Okay, great.
460
00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:00,884
I'll email you right now.
Okay.
461
00:32:00,885 --> 00:32:02,052
Thank you.
Yup.
462
00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:03,688
You too.
463
00:32:55,106 --> 00:32:55,974
Hello.
464
00:32:56,207 --> 00:32:58,508
Man on phone: Hello? Can--
Fuck. Can you hear...?
465
00:32:58,509 --> 00:33:00,177
Hello?
Fuck.
466
00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:02,279
Come on! Oh!
Oh, there you are, I gotcha!
467
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,781
Can you hear me?
David Pepperdine?
468
00:33:04,782 --> 00:33:06,483
No, it's Chip, man.
469
00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:07,951
We met in the alley
the other night.
470
00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:09,519
The... the demon?
You wanna talk to David?
471
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,488
No, no,
I don't wanna talk to David.
472
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:12,622
No talk to David.
473
00:33:12,623 --> 00:33:13,790
Here, I'll put him on.
No, please don't put him on.
474
00:33:13,791 --> 00:33:16,226
Please! Make it stop!
475
00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:17,828
No, he'll be fine,
476
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,163
he'll be fine.
What do you want?
477
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,465
Well, in the long term?
Two more souls.
478
00:33:21,466 --> 00:33:22,499
Was that not clear?
479
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,168
I'm just calling
to say congratulations.
480
00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:27,505
For what?
Killing Davey.
481
00:33:28,473 --> 00:33:29,474
I didn't think
you had it in you.
482
00:33:29,707 --> 00:33:31,708
I saw... I saw you... I saw--
Like, "This is a good guy."
483
00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:34,378
"Definitely not a murderer."
That was a big misread.
484
00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:35,879
I'm not a bad guy.
485
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,216
It's fine, buddy.
We're demons.
486
00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:40,250
You don't have to lie,
not to me.
487
00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:42,220
I'm proud of you.
One down, two to go.
488
00:33:44,055 --> 00:33:47,090
It was an accident.
Accident, shma-ccident.
489
00:33:47,091 --> 00:33:49,493
Look, I mean, once you do one,
you know?
490
00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:51,161
Look, it makes
no difference to us
491
00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:52,162
after the first one.
492
00:33:52,163 --> 00:33:54,164
It's kind of like
losing your virginity.
493
00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:57,335
You might as well go nuts.
Sounds great.
494
00:33:57,835 --> 00:33:59,536
We'll follow up with you
next week.
495
00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,672
All right.
496
00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:06,277
Oh, my God. What...
497
00:34:07,412 --> 00:34:08,879
What happened?
I don't know.
498
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,381
I haven't checked
the cameras yet.
499
00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:15,886
This portal was fun at first,
but... fuck.
500
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:19,590
Sorry. Cameras?
Yeah.
501
00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:23,861
That's amazing.
502
00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:26,998
'Cause then you'll know
exactly what happened.
503
00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:29,600
Yeah.
504
00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:34,237
I'll check the security feed
once I'm done,
505
00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:35,872
and just depending
what's on there,
506
00:34:35,873 --> 00:34:39,310
I will call the cops.
You haven't called them yet?
507
00:34:39,944 --> 00:34:43,246
I can't get shut down, man!
Are we even sure this is blood?
508
00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:44,215
Tough to tell.
509
00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:48,251
What are you...
what are you doing?
510
00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:49,153
Nothing.
511
00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:54,324
You gonna try
to push me into the portal--
512
00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:56,626
You just did it again!
Okay.
513
00:34:56,627 --> 00:34:59,230
Um... Uh, no, I wouldn't.
514
00:35:06,704 --> 00:35:08,071
What the fuck, man?
515
00:35:08,072 --> 00:35:10,107
Okay, okay.
You're right, you're right.
516
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,575
Okay, listen, listen, listen.
Fuck!
517
00:35:11,576 --> 00:35:12,643
Uh, no, no, no. Okay.
518
00:35:13,411 --> 00:35:14,945
Can we just please
go somewhere to talk?
519
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,113
Sure.
Okay.
520
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,616
Just stop trying to push me
into the portal to hell.
521
00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:20,751
I wasn't.
522
00:35:23,054 --> 00:35:25,590
Three people.
Three.
523
00:35:26,257 --> 00:35:28,893
Or one of the members
of the band, Hot Chelle Rae.
524
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,929
Oh. Who are you trying to save?
525
00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:35,198
Just my neighbor with cancer
and the whole planet.
526
00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:36,299
Mr. Bobshank?
527
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:39,070
You know Mr. Bobshank?
Oh, yeah.
528
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:42,072
Yeah, he does laundry
on Thursdays.
529
00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:43,540
Thursdays?
530
00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:45,208
He was, like,
a big businessman
531
00:35:45,209 --> 00:35:46,243
back in the day.
532
00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:48,012
And he gave all his money
to charity, and...
533
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:51,381
I don't know. He's the best.
He is the best.
534
00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:53,351
So, makes sense.
535
00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:57,021
But, you know...
536
00:35:58,289 --> 00:35:59,356
I don't know
where I'm gonna find
537
00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:01,358
two more bad people
to throw into the portal.
538
00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:03,961
Everyone in Los Angeles
has been so nice and genuine.
539
00:36:07,131 --> 00:36:09,032
Why don't you have them
come to you?
540
00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:11,002
What do you mean?
Yeah.
541
00:36:13,638 --> 00:36:14,672
Catch a predator.
542
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,676
Post some shit.
See what monster turns up.
543
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:20,511
That's really smart.
544
00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:22,946
Right?
Like really smart.
545
00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:24,015
Yeah.
Yeah.
546
00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:28,152
Hey.
547
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,656
"Why don't you take a seat
right over here?"
548
00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:34,824
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
549
00:36:34,825 --> 00:36:37,861
Uh... "Oh, hey, how ya doin'?
Uh, why don't you take a seat?"
550
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,429
"Um, hey,
why don't you take a seat
551
00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:41,498
right over here?"
"Got you a stool right here."
552
00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:43,033
"Take a seat."
"Take a seat."
553
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:44,201
"Just take a seat."
554
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,003
"Take a seat right over here."
"Take a seat."
555
00:36:46,504 --> 00:36:48,004
"Take a seat,
take a seat, take a seat."
556
00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:49,373
Dude, that's such a good idea.
557
00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:56,747
"Why don't you
take a seat?"
558
00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:01,052
You done?
559
00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:10,861
Starving.
560
00:37:14,932 --> 00:37:15,900
Sup, bud?
561
00:37:17,702 --> 00:37:18,703
You, uh...
562
00:37:20,204 --> 00:37:21,772
you wanna buy some coke?
563
00:37:24,842 --> 00:37:28,779
Nope.
You cool?
564
00:37:32,049 --> 00:37:32,917
I think so.
565
00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:36,320
I think you're pretty cool too,
so, uh...
566
00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:42,193
here's my card
in case you change your mind.
567
00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:51,968
Hey, tell them
you wanna have sex.
568
00:37:51,969 --> 00:37:53,236
Yeah. That's it-- Work.
Well-- That's what.
569
00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:54,572
Watch this.
Yeah.
570
00:37:55,806 --> 00:37:59,644
"Bring... flowers."
571
00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:04,615
"I'm... classy."
572
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:08,085
That's really good
but really gross.
573
00:38:09,153 --> 00:38:12,155
Oh, looks like
we got a little nibble.
574
00:38:12,156 --> 00:38:13,757
That fast? Who is it?
575
00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:16,426
VadgeBadger69.
Vadge Badger.
576
00:38:16,427 --> 00:38:18,062
Gross.
Real sicko.
577
00:38:18,529 --> 00:38:20,231
Sending our exact address.
578
00:38:30,775 --> 00:38:31,709
Okay.
579
00:38:34,445 --> 00:38:37,081
Hey, do you ever get,
um, lonely?
580
00:38:40,518 --> 00:38:42,920
No.
Yeah.
581
00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:45,289
I don't either.
582
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,629
You, um...
583
00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:54,265
...you like that girl?
584
00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:58,135
Which girl?
585
00:38:59,737 --> 00:39:01,372
The girl with the hair.
586
00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,975
And I think she does laundry
on Tuesdays.
587
00:39:05,476 --> 00:39:08,546
She seems kind of sad.
588
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,048
The woman from 2B?
589
00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:15,119
Morgan.
Morgan.
590
00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:19,357
Why do you think she seems sad?
591
00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:23,994
Oh, shit.
592
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:26,664
He's here.
593
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:33,037
Oh, shit. I think it's a woman.
594
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,607
Can confirm. It's a woman.
595
00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:40,377
Vadge Badger makes
a lot more sense now.
596
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:41,245
Yeah.
597
00:39:42,246 --> 00:39:43,681
Are we, uh...?
598
00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:47,250
I think so.
No, I... I don't think so.
599
00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:49,219
I think we have to abort.
What? Why?
600
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,855
Because it's a woman.
We can't kill her.
601
00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:54,224
Honestly, man,
I think it's more sexist
602
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,893
if we don't shove her
into the portal to hell.
603
00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:57,895
I don't know.
604
00:39:58,596 --> 00:40:01,030
Would you kill a male pedophile?
605
00:40:01,031 --> 00:40:02,766
Okay, right.
Okay.
606
00:40:02,767 --> 00:40:04,067
If we kill a male pedo,
607
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:05,735
it's only fair
we kill a female pedo.
608
00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:08,271
Equality and stuff, you know?
609
00:40:08,272 --> 00:40:11,642
Yeah, equality, right.
She's gotta die.
610
00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:15,713
Okay, I'm gonna get
into position.
611
00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:19,083
Okay.
Don't forget to say it.
612
00:40:20,951 --> 00:40:24,054
Oh, no.
I'm... I'm not gonna say--
613
00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:54,485
Who are you?
I'm Dunn.
614
00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:58,756
Okay.
What are you doing here, Dunn?
615
00:40:59,423 --> 00:41:02,592
What are you doing here,
VadgeBadger69?
616
00:41:02,593 --> 00:41:03,494
What the fuck!
617
00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:06,229
What... what the fuck
is going on here?
618
00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:08,665
And... and what is wrong
with that dryer?
619
00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:11,168
That's... that's not normal.
Fuck.
620
00:41:12,236 --> 00:41:15,239
Why don't you just take a seat?
What?
621
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,207
Yeah.
622
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,209
Up here.
623
00:41:55,479 --> 00:41:56,547
Yeah.
624
00:41:57,648 --> 00:41:58,581
That was crazy.
625
00:41:58,582 --> 00:42:00,683
Um, I do need to apologize...
626
00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:01,818
...about earlier.
627
00:42:01,819 --> 00:42:04,687
I hesitated, you know,
and that's just...
628
00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:08,157
Nobody dislikes sexism
as much as I do, okay?
629
00:42:08,158 --> 00:42:09,526
Just-- Don't worry about it.
I just want you to--
630
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:10,760
You know we all make mistakes.
631
00:42:10,761 --> 00:42:13,931
Okay. Good. Good.
632
00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:16,901
What do we do now?
633
00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:46,262
Man.
Yeah.
634
00:42:46,263 --> 00:42:48,164
And then... and then, I said it.
Shit.
635
00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:49,732
I said, "You heard me, right?"
You were like-- You were--
636
00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:50,934
"Is that why you went?"
Oh, yeah, you were like...
637
00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:52,735
And then I--
I was like... I was like,
638
00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:53,736
"Would you take a seat?"
"You take a seat."
639
00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:55,738
And then you were like...
"Whoosh!"
640
00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,907
And then she went... Yeah!
Boom! Right in there.
641
00:42:57,908 --> 00:42:59,809
Oh, that was like--
That was so crazy!
642
00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:02,346
Take it! Really crazy!
643
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,183
You wanna grab a beer?
Oh, no, man.
644
00:43:09,186 --> 00:43:11,187
'Cause I...
because I feel like I should...
645
00:43:11,188 --> 00:43:12,822
'cause I feel like I should
maybe go back in there,
646
00:43:12,823 --> 00:43:15,658
and... and just clean up
the evidence, I think.
647
00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:16,626
Are you sure?
648
00:43:16,627 --> 00:43:18,895
'Cause that one
was really clean.
649
00:43:18,896 --> 00:43:20,263
There's, like, nothing in there.
Yeah.
650
00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:21,531
It's pretty clean,
but I feel like
651
00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:23,533
just better be safe than sorry,
you know what I mean?
652
00:43:23,534 --> 00:43:25,636
Yeah, okay. Okay. Sure.
653
00:43:26,203 --> 00:43:28,439
That's fine.
Anyway... Yeah.
654
00:43:38,482 --> 00:43:39,850
Whoo!
655
00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:43,786
Chip on phone: No, no, no, man,
I saw it, it was crazy!
656
00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:46,991
Ed is really cool.
Yeah, she's all right.
657
00:43:47,758 --> 00:43:50,294
Hey, you wanna talk to Daphne?
658
00:43:51,395 --> 00:43:52,262
Who's Daphne?
659
00:43:52,496 --> 00:43:55,799
VadgeBadger69.
Oh. No way, man.
660
00:43:56,433 --> 00:43:59,637
I'm not a big pedophile fan.
No, she's not a pedophile.
661
00:44:05,776 --> 00:44:07,111
What... what'd you say?
662
00:44:07,678 --> 00:44:09,846
I mean,
she liked them young, for sure,
663
00:44:09,847 --> 00:44:11,681
but she never went
the distance, you know?
664
00:44:11,682 --> 00:44:13,517
Tonight would have been
her first.
665
00:44:20,290 --> 00:44:21,692
But she would have done it?
666
00:44:22,726 --> 00:44:24,795
Well, probably, yeah.
Or, uh...
667
00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:26,996
or she would have looked
that kid in the eye,
668
00:44:26,997 --> 00:44:30,466
got the help she needed,
and turned her life around,
669
00:44:30,467 --> 00:44:32,635
then helped others
to do the same!
670
00:44:32,636 --> 00:44:34,470
Saved countless kids!
671
00:44:34,471 --> 00:44:36,372
Some people need to go
right up to the edge
672
00:44:36,373 --> 00:44:37,674
before they can change.
673
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:40,643
Definitely would have done
one of the two options.
674
00:44:40,644 --> 00:44:42,312
Telling you, 50/50.
675
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:47,850
Oh, Je... oh, Jesus.
676
00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:49,886
Yeah, she probably
would have done it, man.
677
00:44:49,887 --> 00:44:52,055
She definitely would have--
Don't you worry about it!
678
00:44:52,056 --> 00:44:53,523
She's a total pedo!
679
00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:55,325
Yeah.
She's gross.
680
00:44:55,826 --> 00:44:57,493
Okay.
Yeah. She's gross, right?
681
00:44:57,494 --> 00:44:59,462
Yeah.
Yeah.
682
00:44:59,463 --> 00:45:00,763
Yeah, yeah.
683
00:45:00,764 --> 00:45:02,031
Yeah she would have.
Yeah, yeah.
684
00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:03,834
She would have done it.
Yeah.
685
00:45:12,843 --> 00:45:15,412
You still there?
Yeah, I'm still here.
686
00:45:18,482 --> 00:45:20,918
Hey, Chip?
Yeah.
687
00:45:21,685 --> 00:45:23,219
What do you want?
688
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:25,321
I want you
to get a third soul!
689
00:45:25,322 --> 00:45:26,857
No, I mean, like...
690
00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:31,360
I mean,
I'm sure you've got portals
691
00:45:31,361 --> 00:45:33,530
all over, right? But...
692
00:45:35,132 --> 00:45:36,266
what do you want?
693
00:45:37,434 --> 00:45:41,871
What do you want, Dunn?
To save Mr. Bobshank.
694
00:45:41,872 --> 00:45:43,941
No, no, no, I mean you.
695
00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:49,113
Once Mr. Bobshank is saved,
what do you actually want?
696
00:46:01,959 --> 00:46:04,995
I lost someone.
697
00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:07,631
I know.
698
00:46:08,565 --> 00:46:11,535
Someone close.
Yeah.
699
00:46:13,070 --> 00:46:14,071
I never really...
700
00:46:14,571 --> 00:46:16,272
Hey! Shut the fuck up!
701
00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:19,108
Sorry, Mr. Bobshank!
Sorry, Mr. Bobshank.
702
00:46:19,109 --> 00:46:20,376
Tell him I'm sorry.
703
00:46:20,377 --> 00:46:22,478
Yeah, I gotta go.
Yeah, I gotta go too.
704
00:46:22,479 --> 00:46:23,446
Yeah, me, too.
All right.
705
00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:25,082
I'll talk to you.
Yeah. Later.
706
00:46:29,486 --> 00:46:33,323
Hey.
707
00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:37,460
You all right, kid?
708
00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:38,629
Yeah. It's--
709
00:46:39,429 --> 00:46:41,597
Sorry, I was just thinking about
710
00:46:41,598 --> 00:46:42,633
my dead brother.
711
00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:44,568
Oh.
712
00:46:45,569 --> 00:46:47,403
Well...
No, it's...
713
00:46:47,404 --> 00:46:48,338
Fuck.
714
00:46:48,872 --> 00:46:50,139
It's fine. We--
715
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,474
I shouldn't have
brought that up.
716
00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:53,409
No, um...
717
00:46:53,410 --> 00:46:55,412
Uh, you just came out
with it, huh?
718
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,514
We don't have
to talk about it. It's...
719
00:46:58,515 --> 00:47:00,951
It... it's just, uh...
720
00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:04,487
I'm sorry. I'm so--
It's... it's 8:00 a.m.?
721
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:05,522
You're right, I'm sorry.
722
00:47:07,858 --> 00:47:10,126
He killed himself.
Jesus Christ.
723
00:47:10,127 --> 00:47:11,160
Yeah, sorry.
724
00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:13,630
Listen...
725
00:47:14,631 --> 00:47:16,200
do you think he's in hell?
726
00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:18,535
I mean, um...
727
00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:23,606
Good people make
bad decisions, you know?
728
00:47:23,607 --> 00:47:24,708
That's not...
729
00:47:26,977 --> 00:47:29,780
Look, I... I... I know
what you think, but...
730
00:47:30,814 --> 00:47:32,182
morality is...
731
00:47:33,217 --> 00:47:34,251
just a push.
732
00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:37,520
What does that even mean?
733
00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:40,057
It-- Look.
734
00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:44,895
You take a farmboy
who's never hurt a fly...
735
00:47:45,929 --> 00:47:48,197
put him through basic,
put a rifle in his hand.
736
00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:51,067
Tell him that the Vietcong
will destroy
737
00:47:51,068 --> 00:47:52,803
everyone he's ever loved.
738
00:47:56,073 --> 00:47:57,074
He's a killer...
739
00:47:58,342 --> 00:47:59,643
and a good guy.
740
00:48:03,747 --> 00:48:04,715
You...
741
00:48:06,516 --> 00:48:07,751
put a good person...
742
00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:10,254
in a bad situation...
743
00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:15,959
all it takes
is the slightest push.
744
00:48:18,695 --> 00:48:20,030
Were you in Vietnam?
745
00:48:24,368 --> 00:48:26,235
Is there something
you wanna ask me, son?
746
00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:27,104
No.
747
00:48:28,672 --> 00:48:30,539
Yes. What did you do
that was so bad--
748
00:48:30,540 --> 00:48:32,075
What did I tell you?
749
00:48:33,277 --> 00:48:36,747
Remember what I told you.
750
00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:41,318
"All farmboys are killers."
Not what I said.
751
00:48:41,985 --> 00:48:42,953
No, not that.
752
00:48:44,454 --> 00:48:46,123
All farmboys are killers.
753
00:48:46,990 --> 00:48:50,760
Dunn, prelap: Ed, he's bad.
He's bad.
754
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:53,864
Yeah, speaking of bad guys,
check it.
755
00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:58,467
I'm a good person, okay?
756
00:48:58,468 --> 00:49:01,104
Yeah, but you a bad man.
You know what I mean?
757
00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:03,773
I don't know what you mean.
Never do.
758
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:05,174
You got, like, a dragon
deep down
759
00:49:05,175 --> 00:49:06,810
that weird little dungeon
of yours.
760
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:11,013
Why don't you play
your murder video, huh?
761
00:49:11,014 --> 00:49:12,749
Boot it up!
Hey.
762
00:49:14,418 --> 00:49:16,919
God. All right. Fine.
What did he do?
763
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,289
He sells cocaine.
764
00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:22,726
That's basically
a public service.
765
00:49:23,894 --> 00:49:26,462
He cheats on his girlfriend.
She's amazing.
766
00:49:26,463 --> 00:49:29,498
I mean, who doesn't?
767
00:49:29,499 --> 00:49:31,500
Also, how do you even know
they're dating?
768
00:49:31,501 --> 00:49:34,570
He spends the night.
He spends the night a lot.
769
00:49:34,571 --> 00:49:35,972
It doesn't mean
they're dating.
770
00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:37,673
I spend the night
with tons of women.
771
00:49:37,674 --> 00:49:38,941
Really?
Yeah.
772
00:49:38,942 --> 00:49:40,010
How many?
773
00:49:40,510 --> 00:49:41,845
Tons.
Mm-hmm.
774
00:49:42,446 --> 00:49:44,815
What the f--
I don't... I don't know.
775
00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:53,857
He's a pedophile.
776
00:49:55,225 --> 00:49:57,394
What? Really?
A hundred percent.
777
00:49:57,961 --> 00:49:59,863
How do you know?
Cause...
778
00:50:00,530 --> 00:50:02,164
I saw him cheating
on his girlfriend
779
00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:03,133
with a little boy.
780
00:50:06,336 --> 00:50:09,039
Oh, that's fucking awful.
It's terrible.
781
00:50:12,142 --> 00:50:16,812
Um... Okay, fine, yeah.
Yes!
782
00:50:16,813 --> 00:50:18,848
I'll... I'll leave
the mat open.
783
00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:21,217
Oh, you're...
you're not gonna help me?
784
00:50:21,218 --> 00:50:23,986
I'm kind of wiped out
on throwing people
785
00:50:23,987 --> 00:50:25,655
through the portal.
786
00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:30,994
Okay.
787
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:40,169
Yo.
Yo, it's Dunn.
788
00:50:40,170 --> 00:50:42,072
Yeah, I live up, uh...
789
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:45,408
right up there
by your girlfriend.
790
00:50:45,409 --> 00:50:47,711
Yeah, I see her every day.
791
00:50:49,546 --> 00:50:53,716
Uh... and--
Well, what's up, man?
792
00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:56,285
Sup, Rip? Is that--
Am I saying that right? Rip.
793
00:50:56,286 --> 00:50:57,920
R.I.P--
Why don't you rip over here,
794
00:50:57,921 --> 00:50:59,889
and sell me
some drugs, motherfucker?
795
00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:03,192
Hell yeah.
Yeah, of course I do drugs.
796
00:51:03,193 --> 00:51:05,461
Of course I...
of course I do drugs...
797
00:51:05,462 --> 00:51:09,832
do drugs... do drugs.
Of course I do drugs.
798
00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:12,201
I probably sent
more shit up my ass
799
00:51:12,202 --> 00:51:13,670
than you've ever seen, man.
800
00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:16,472
Hey, Rip.
801
00:51:16,473 --> 00:51:18,774
Rip on phone: Who's this?
Is this... is this Rip?
802
00:51:18,775 --> 00:51:20,376
Who's asking?
803
00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:22,878
Oh, hey, uh,
how are you doing? This--
804
00:51:22,879 --> 00:51:24,915
Wow.
Your voice is really clear.
805
00:51:26,450 --> 00:51:28,952
What, uh... what are you using?
806
00:51:29,453 --> 00:51:32,388
Oh, yeah,
it's, um... it's the A1000.
807
00:51:32,389 --> 00:51:34,056
A1000.
I just-- Yeah.
808
00:51:34,057 --> 00:51:35,891
Okay, hold on,
let me write that down.
809
00:51:35,892 --> 00:51:37,460
How are they?
They're the best.
810
00:51:37,461 --> 00:51:38,695
Yeah?
Yeah.
811
00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:41,164
Wait, who is this?
Oh, this is Dunn.
812
00:51:42,032 --> 00:51:44,600
Dunn who?
Just Dunn.
813
00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:47,736
Uh, I live in your girlfriend's
apartment building, you know,
814
00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:50,039
and then, uh, we... we met
815
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,141
at the... at the...
at the burger spot.
816
00:51:52,142 --> 00:51:53,142
Uh, you gave me
817
00:51:53,143 --> 00:51:54,944
your drug dealer card, and...
Oh, I did.
818
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:56,612
Yeah, I remember you.
Yeah. Yep.
819
00:51:56,613 --> 00:51:57,780
You're the one
who kind of, um...
820
00:51:57,781 --> 00:51:59,448
Yep. I'm-- Yep. That's me.
The Sideler.
821
00:51:59,449 --> 00:52:02,886
Um, okay, yeah.
I'd like to buy some drugs.
822
00:52:04,921 --> 00:52:06,790
Came to the right guy.
823
00:52:07,724 --> 00:52:10,827
What do you want?
Yeah, sure.
824
00:52:12,095 --> 00:52:13,095
Just...
825
00:52:13,096 --> 00:52:15,631
So, do you want, like...
Just the drugs.
826
00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:16,899
...a little bit of everything?
Yeah--
827
00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:19,068
A bit of everything.
Exactly right.
828
00:52:19,069 --> 00:52:20,369
That's what I need, uh,
from you.
829
00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:22,171
Okay, hold on,
let me, uh...
830
00:52:22,172 --> 00:52:23,973
Is that okay?
Let me-- Yeah.
831
00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:25,808
Of course it's all right.
Times are fucking tough.
832
00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:27,076
Okay, perfect, yeah.
833
00:52:27,077 --> 00:52:30,112
And then can...
can you... can you meet me
834
00:52:30,113 --> 00:52:31,780
at the, uh... at the laundromat
835
00:52:31,781 --> 00:52:33,949
down the street
from the apartment building?
836
00:52:33,950 --> 00:52:37,487
For the drugs?
Laundromat? Fuck.
837
00:52:38,355 --> 00:52:39,523
What's wrong with your place?
838
00:52:40,624 --> 00:52:42,525
Oh, what's wrong with my place?
839
00:52:42,526 --> 00:52:44,693
My place is, uh...
You know what, man?
840
00:52:44,694 --> 00:52:47,196
There's cameras.
They're fucking everywhere, man.
841
00:52:47,197 --> 00:52:48,364
And, uh...
Oh, yeah?
842
00:52:48,365 --> 00:52:49,832
...we wouldn't want that,
you know,
843
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,300
if we're doing
this kind of stuff.
844
00:52:51,301 --> 00:52:54,370
Oh, that's a good call.
Um, fuck it.
845
00:52:54,371 --> 00:52:55,671
Yeah, I'll be there
in, like, an hour.
846
00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:59,008
Yeah, perfect.
Yeah, absolutely.
847
00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:01,244
Uh, I'll see you there.
Be careful.
848
00:53:08,118 --> 00:53:10,119
What up, buddy?
Hey.
849
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,222
Oh, would you look at that?
850
00:53:12,722 --> 00:53:15,192
It's drug o'clock.
Hey. Perfect.
851
00:53:17,394 --> 00:53:20,129
Is that a portal to hell?
I'm so sorry.
852
00:53:20,130 --> 00:53:21,865
How did you know
I was a Satanist?
853
00:53:23,733 --> 00:53:26,436
Is that why you brought me here?
Huh? Be honest.
854
00:53:28,538 --> 00:53:29,906
Jacket gave me away, huh?
855
00:53:32,842 --> 00:53:33,710
Yep.
856
00:53:35,245 --> 00:53:40,816
Oh, God.
Oh, my God, this is amazing!
857
00:53:40,817 --> 00:53:43,386
This is amazing!
How long has it been here?
858
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,889
I don't know... I don't know.
We should...
859
00:53:46,623 --> 00:53:48,691
uh, we should... we should go.
What? No way.
860
00:53:48,692 --> 00:53:51,393
Yeah. Yeah, no,
you could... you could get hurt.
861
00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:53,829
Look, I ride a motorcycle, bro.
It's so cool.
862
00:53:53,830 --> 00:53:56,633
And I don't wear a helmet.
Why do you carry a helmet then?
863
00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:58,467
So, people know
I ride a motorcycle
864
00:53:58,468 --> 00:53:59,736
even when I'm not on it.
865
00:54:01,271 --> 00:54:02,238
Okay.
866
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:03,272
I'm not afraid
of a little danger.
867
00:54:03,273 --> 00:54:04,440
Hey, wait, wait, wait,
you don't understand.
868
00:54:04,441 --> 00:54:05,407
Yeah, I understand fine.
869
00:54:05,408 --> 00:54:07,110
No, no, no,
I was gonna push you in!
870
00:54:12,716 --> 00:54:14,217
I brought you here
to push you in.
871
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,021
Okay.
872
00:54:18,788 --> 00:54:21,591
Buddy, I'm going in
whether you push me in or not.
873
00:54:22,792 --> 00:54:24,661
What do you mean?
You have the perfect life.
874
00:54:31,635 --> 00:54:32,969
I hate my life, man.
875
00:54:34,304 --> 00:54:35,639
What do I have to live for?
876
00:54:36,573 --> 00:54:37,741
I'm just a coke dealer.
877
00:54:38,775 --> 00:54:40,977
What about Morgan?
2B?
878
00:54:41,911 --> 00:54:42,946
She's whatever.
879
00:54:46,049 --> 00:54:47,584
I see the way you look at her.
880
00:54:50,053 --> 00:54:51,054
You can have her.
881
00:54:51,988 --> 00:54:54,456
Hmm, I just feel like
she should be involved
882
00:54:54,457 --> 00:54:55,492
in that decision.
883
00:55:00,163 --> 00:55:02,164
God. Man!
It's fine. I--
884
00:55:02,165 --> 00:55:04,166
Oh, I'm such a dick.
No you're not.
885
00:55:04,167 --> 00:55:06,835
No, I am, I am, I am, I am.
No. No, you're not.
886
00:55:06,836 --> 00:55:10,073
It was just a mistake.
887
00:55:11,941 --> 00:55:13,543
Every day here is pain.
888
00:55:17,013 --> 00:55:18,682
Maybe it will be different
in there.
889
00:55:22,385 --> 00:55:26,923
Uh... that's hell, so...
This...
890
00:55:29,959 --> 00:55:31,027
this is hell.
891
00:56:01,725 --> 00:56:05,961
I'm sorry.
892
00:56:05,962 --> 00:56:07,864
But I'm not a good guy.
No.
893
00:56:09,733 --> 00:56:11,134
I haven't been
for quite some time.
894
00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:15,204
No, no.
No, no, no, please.
895
00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:16,706
Oh, please don't.
896
00:56:20,243 --> 00:56:23,146
Take care of her for me, yeah?
897
00:56:25,715 --> 00:56:28,985
Oh, he's talking about his bike.
898
00:56:48,872 --> 00:56:51,206
Automated voice on voicemail:
You have two saved messages.
899
00:56:51,207 --> 00:56:52,409
Message two.
900
00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:55,077
Kevin on voicemail:
Hey, man, I, uh... I... I think
901
00:56:55,078 --> 00:56:56,912
I'm gonna book a flight
for next week.
902
00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:58,447
I, uh... I checked out,
you know,
903
00:56:58,448 --> 00:57:01,450
a couple airlines,
but, um, it should be fine.
904
00:57:01,451 --> 00:57:04,486
Oh, I also...
I also, uh, checked out
905
00:57:04,487 --> 00:57:05,921
a few of those neon signs,
906
00:57:05,922 --> 00:57:08,090
and, uh, they're looking, like,
a 100 bucks on Amazon,
907
00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:09,958
so, we can get whatever we want.
908
00:57:09,959 --> 00:57:13,262
You know, kitchen, beer,
Kevin's room, Dunn's room.
909
00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:16,499
Yeah, whatever. So, um...
910
00:57:17,901 --> 00:57:19,669
Yeah, I'm, uh... I'm sure...
911
00:57:20,804 --> 00:57:23,205
that the new job
has... has been crazy.
912
00:57:23,206 --> 00:57:25,073
You know,
you're... you're doing great.
913
00:57:25,074 --> 00:57:26,376
Yeah. I'm proud of you.
914
00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:29,978
I can't wait
to be there, man, L.A.!
915
00:57:29,979 --> 00:57:33,116
It's gonna be...
it's gonna be good to see you.
916
00:57:33,683 --> 00:57:37,787
You know, I, uh... I love you.
I'll... I'll talk to you soon.
917
00:57:38,521 --> 00:57:41,991
Okay, bye.
918
00:58:30,907 --> 00:58:33,475
Bobshank, prelap:
Hey, Dunn, how's it hangin'?
919
00:58:33,476 --> 00:58:36,913
You're looking good.
Oh! Feel good.
920
00:58:38,882 --> 00:58:40,282
The doctor gave me
this new pill.
921
00:58:40,283 --> 00:58:42,385
New pill?
And I feel...
922
00:58:42,886 --> 00:58:45,053
Fuck, man,
I feel 20 years younger.
923
00:58:45,054 --> 00:58:46,289
That's great.
924
00:58:47,757 --> 00:58:48,658
You look great.
925
00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:32,401
Ms. Gregory on phone: Hello.
926
00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:34,036
Hey, Ms. Gregory,
it's Dunn again.
927
00:59:34,037 --> 00:59:36,171
I'm following up on your debt
928
00:59:36,172 --> 00:59:38,640
you owe to Macklin Medical.
Ms. Gregory: For fuck's sake.
929
00:59:38,641 --> 00:59:40,208
I blocked your number.
930
00:59:40,209 --> 00:59:42,244
Yeah, well, blocking my number
doesn't change the fact
931
00:59:42,245 --> 00:59:45,714
that you still owe 667--
Ms. Gregory: I don't have it.
932
00:59:45,715 --> 00:59:48,217
I... I'm sorry, I...
933
00:59:49,118 --> 00:59:52,388
I... I just--
I don't have the money.
934
00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:58,594
I didn't do anything wrong.
I... I got sick.
935
00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:01,563
Uh, you know, I... I... I mean,
maybe you don't know, but--
936
01:00:01,564 --> 01:00:02,698
I mean, I fell behind
937
01:00:02,699 --> 01:00:04,566
'cause, like, you know,
I had to go to hospital,
938
01:00:04,567 --> 01:00:06,736
and those are bills.
Are you a good person?
939
01:00:08,371 --> 01:00:09,672
Ms. Gregory: Shit, I hope so.
940
01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:12,608
I... I mean,
I definitely try to be,
941
01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:15,144
you... you know?
Right.
942
01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:18,781
Ms. Gregory:
Are you still there?
943
01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:23,486
I'll take care of it.
944
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:26,088
Ms. Gregory: It's $700.
945
01:00:26,089 --> 01:00:27,756
Yeah, I know.
Don't worry about it.
946
01:00:27,757 --> 01:00:29,691
Ms. Gregory:
Really? Are you sure?
947
01:00:29,692 --> 01:00:30,593
Yeah.
948
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,096
Ms. Gregory:
Thank you, thank you.
949
01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:35,631
Thank you so much, Dunn.
Um...
950
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:36,598
Man on phone: What's going on?
951
01:00:36,599 --> 01:00:37,766
Listen, I really hope
you feel better.
952
01:00:37,767 --> 01:00:39,401
Ms. Gregory: I don't know,
he says he's gonna pay it.
953
01:00:39,402 --> 01:00:41,237
Why's he doing that?
Ms. Gregory: I don't know.
954
01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:02,692
Dunn, prelap: I got you.
Mr. G on phone: Is this a joke?
955
01:01:05,128 --> 01:01:07,830
Mr. G, if this is a joke,
it sure as shrimp ain't funny.
956
01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:09,832
Rip on voicemail: This is Rip.
957
01:01:10,433 --> 01:01:12,834
Hey, uh, where've you been? I--
Voicemail.
958
01:01:12,835 --> 01:01:15,837
Got ya!
I'm probably riding my bike.
959
01:01:15,838 --> 01:01:17,639
Leave a message or whatever.
960
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,541
No, Mr. Donaldson,
if you could pay me back...
961
01:01:19,542 --> 01:01:21,043
...we wouldn't
be here in the first place.
962
01:01:21,044 --> 01:01:22,144
Mr. Donaldson on phone:
I'm really sorry
963
01:01:22,145 --> 01:01:24,746
I told you to go
on a re-fuck-ment plan.
964
01:01:24,747 --> 01:01:28,750
No, that was funny.
I didn't go on one though.
965
01:01:28,751 --> 01:01:31,219
Mr. Donaldson:
Yeah, they... they don't exist.
966
01:01:31,220 --> 01:01:32,187
I know.
967
01:01:32,188 --> 01:01:33,488
Police officer on phone:
So, we are filing
968
01:01:33,489 --> 01:01:36,324
a missing persons report
for your boyfriend?
969
01:01:36,325 --> 01:01:37,994
Yeah, I mean...
970
01:01:39,028 --> 01:01:41,063
we, uh, hadn't had
that talk yet,
971
01:01:41,064 --> 01:01:42,165
but, um...
972
01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,469
he spent
the night a lot.
973
01:02:04,253 --> 01:02:05,654
It's still here?
974
01:02:05,655 --> 01:02:07,656
Hey! Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
975
01:02:07,657 --> 01:02:10,693
I said one, right?
One. Come on.
976
01:02:12,095 --> 01:02:13,496
Yeah, portal's still here.
977
01:02:14,130 --> 01:02:17,766
Quietly, confidently
doing portal shit.
978
01:02:17,767 --> 01:02:18,935
I got three.
979
01:02:19,535 --> 01:02:21,437
What's that now?
I got to three.
980
01:02:22,105 --> 01:02:23,139
Sorry.
981
01:02:25,675 --> 01:02:27,543
All right, look, man,
why don't you, um...
982
01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:29,911
Yeah, why don't...
why don't you just give me
983
01:02:29,912 --> 01:02:31,113
your number, all right?
984
01:02:31,114 --> 01:02:33,048
And then I'll just text you
if anything changes.
985
01:02:33,049 --> 01:02:34,150
Lost my phone.
986
01:03:01,477 --> 01:03:02,945
Still here.
987
01:03:15,925 --> 01:03:16,826
Beer.
988
01:03:18,127 --> 01:03:19,462
Beer. Two beers.
989
01:03:20,596 --> 01:03:22,765
Two beers-- Three beers!
Three, three.
990
01:03:23,599 --> 01:03:25,101
Three beers, please.
991
01:03:26,135 --> 01:03:27,303
Thank you, my friend.
992
01:03:34,610 --> 01:03:37,646
Hey, yeah, buddy, how are you?
993
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,348
Good, thanks.
Good, good.
994
01:03:42,752 --> 01:03:43,619
Hey.
995
01:03:44,620 --> 01:03:45,488
Hey.
996
01:03:46,422 --> 01:03:48,424
It's me. You got me.
997
01:03:51,694 --> 01:03:54,664
Listen, man,
the last guy that found me...
998
01:03:55,698 --> 01:03:58,768
didn't work out for him.
You mean Davey?
999
01:04:01,337 --> 01:04:03,772
Chip?
Ta-da!
1000
01:04:03,773 --> 01:04:07,509
What are you doing here?
I had to make a possession.
1001
01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:09,679
I thought I'd fuck two rats
with one stick.
1002
01:04:10,646 --> 01:04:11,514
What?
1003
01:04:13,349 --> 01:04:14,784
You don't have
that expression here?
1004
01:04:15,384 --> 01:04:18,220
No. What's with the suit?
1005
01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:20,890
It's funny.
1006
01:04:22,792 --> 01:04:24,827
Hey, you wanna go
in the bathroom and fuck?
1007
01:04:25,461 --> 01:04:26,828
What the fuck
is the matter with you?
1008
01:04:26,829 --> 01:04:29,030
No, I don't wanna fuck.
Why?
1009
01:04:29,031 --> 01:04:31,734
Because!
Oh, come on, it'll be fun.
1010
01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:34,736
No.
No!
1011
01:04:34,737 --> 01:04:36,571
Yeah, no. Abso--
No!
1012
01:04:36,572 --> 01:04:39,007
I don't wanna fuck a guy in a--
Are you out of your mind?
1013
01:04:39,008 --> 01:04:41,544
All right, it was just a test.
You passed.
1014
01:04:43,512 --> 01:04:44,847
Fuck.
1015
01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:52,722
Why are you here?
1016
01:04:54,757 --> 01:04:56,492
Well, I tried calling you,
1017
01:04:57,126 --> 01:04:59,128
but it just went straight
to voicemail.
1018
01:05:00,296 --> 01:05:02,098
Threw my phone in a river.
1019
01:05:02,932 --> 01:05:05,701
Well, that's the rational thing
to do, I suppose.
1020
01:05:07,270 --> 01:05:09,438
Listen, man,
you got your three...
1021
01:05:10,706 --> 01:05:11,773
and I'm really sorry
1022
01:05:11,774 --> 01:05:13,508
none of them
were in Hot Chelle Rae, but--
1023
01:05:13,509 --> 01:05:15,578
Yeah, well, I think
we're all sorry about that.
1024
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,051
It didn't take.
1025
01:05:23,619 --> 01:05:25,587
What does that mean,
"It didn't take"?
1026
01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:28,890
Wasn't enough, I guess.
You guess?
1027
01:05:28,891 --> 01:05:30,792
We had a deal, man.
No, we didn't.
1028
01:05:30,793 --> 01:05:31,694
Yes, we did.
1029
01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:35,898
No, no, no, you said,
"I don't want to make a deal."
1030
01:05:38,134 --> 01:05:39,534
I said
I didn't wanna make a deal,
1031
01:05:39,535 --> 01:05:41,236
but I didn't want
Mr. Bobshank to die.
1032
01:05:41,237 --> 01:05:43,738
Did you sign anything
in blood, huh?
1033
01:05:43,739 --> 01:05:47,476
That's a Faustian bargain.
We didn't even shake hands.
1034
01:05:49,545 --> 01:05:51,314
No, I didn't.
No.
1035
01:05:52,581 --> 01:05:53,950
You didn't.
1036
01:05:55,618 --> 01:05:58,354
Listen, I know
how hard you worked...
1037
01:05:59,021 --> 01:06:01,122
killing those three people
in cold blood.
1038
01:06:01,123 --> 01:06:02,757
Chip, you gotta stop
saying that.
1039
01:06:02,758 --> 01:06:05,827
I didn't kill anyone.
So you say.
1040
01:06:05,828 --> 01:06:08,330
Come on, buddy,
can't you do anything?
1041
01:06:08,331 --> 01:06:11,200
I don't have that kind of power.
What, are you fucked?
1042
01:06:12,134 --> 01:06:14,102
Look, I'm not my own boss
like you.
1043
01:06:14,103 --> 01:06:15,838
I wish.
Can't you go to...
1044
01:06:16,439 --> 01:06:17,439
Lucy?
Yeah.
1045
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:20,608
No.
He doesn't make decisions.
1046
01:06:20,609 --> 01:06:23,512
What about God?
God's an asshole.
1047
01:06:26,215 --> 01:06:28,216
I don't wanna give you
too big a peek
1048
01:06:28,217 --> 01:06:29,518
behind the curtain,
1049
01:06:30,219 --> 01:06:33,489
but God and the devil,
they don't choose.
1050
01:06:35,491 --> 01:06:37,960
Then who does?
You do.
1051
01:06:38,794 --> 01:06:41,963
You pick where you go.
Well, yeah, sure.
1052
01:06:41,964 --> 01:06:43,798
If we're good or bad,
with our actions, we choose--
1053
01:06:43,799 --> 01:06:47,336
No, not with your actions,
with how you weigh your actions.
1054
01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:49,372
And Bobshank, well...
1055
01:06:50,806 --> 01:06:53,376
he weighed his sins
pretty heavily.
1056
01:06:56,345 --> 01:06:58,180
He just needs
to forgive himself.
1057
01:06:58,781 --> 01:07:00,081
Pretty much.
1058
01:07:00,082 --> 01:07:02,251
I thought
he would weigh two souls.
1059
01:07:02,952 --> 01:07:04,954
Two souls, three at the most.
1060
01:07:05,621 --> 01:07:08,623
Okay, three and a half.
Three and a ginger.
1061
01:07:08,624 --> 01:07:11,861
Three and a twin.
Like this guy.
1062
01:07:12,828 --> 01:07:15,563
How many beers
do you think it would take
1063
01:07:15,564 --> 01:07:18,366
for this guy to get drunk?
1064
01:07:18,367 --> 01:07:21,637
Two, three, five, ten?
1065
01:07:22,338 --> 01:07:24,239
There's only one way
to find out.
1066
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:25,674
That's to start drinking.
1067
01:07:32,581 --> 01:07:36,585
Two.
1068
01:07:38,254 --> 01:07:41,457
It takes two. The point is...
1069
01:07:43,292 --> 01:07:45,361
there are a lot of pricks
up in heaven.
1070
01:07:46,996 --> 01:07:48,030
Dicks who...
1071
01:07:49,298 --> 01:07:51,567
never looked at themselves
in the mirror.
1072
01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:54,003
But hell?
1073
01:07:55,371 --> 01:07:57,773
There's a lot
of good guys in hell.
1074
01:07:58,607 --> 01:08:00,443
They made mistakes...
1075
01:08:01,544 --> 01:08:03,012
and they owned up to them.
1076
01:08:04,413 --> 01:08:08,084
And like they say,
"The road to, uh...
1077
01:08:08,851 --> 01:08:11,620
you know, is paved
with good intentions."
1078
01:08:12,154 --> 01:08:14,123
But don't beat yourself up
about this.
1079
01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:16,058
You tried.
1080
01:08:17,259 --> 01:08:19,929
You tried. That's more
than most people can say.
1081
01:08:21,130 --> 01:08:23,899
So, that's it?
Yeah.
1082
01:08:24,900 --> 01:08:28,403
Unless you wanna kill
a fourth.
1083
01:08:28,404 --> 01:08:31,406
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
That would be bananas.
1084
01:08:31,407 --> 01:08:33,509
That would be...
that would be stupid...
1085
01:08:34,477 --> 01:08:36,112
finishing what you started.
1086
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:41,583
Hey, you sure you don't wanna
fuck this guy in the bathroom?
1087
01:08:41,584 --> 01:08:43,184
I'm sure I don't wanna fuck--
It'll be fun.
1088
01:08:43,185 --> 01:08:45,521
No.
All right.
1089
01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:51,459
I'm out of here.
You call me, okay?
1090
01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:52,895
Don't be a stranger.
1091
01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:55,331
I'm always around.
1092
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:13,082
What? Jesus Christ.
1093
01:09:16,519 --> 01:09:18,219
What is...
what is... what is it?
1094
01:09:18,220 --> 01:09:19,488
Hey, Mr. Bobshank.
1095
01:09:21,690 --> 01:09:24,192
You're looking really healthy.
Um...
1096
01:09:24,193 --> 01:09:25,528
You wanna come in?
1097
01:09:26,395 --> 01:09:27,997
Yeah. Thanks.
1098
01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:36,105
What is it?
What did you do?
1099
01:09:37,506 --> 01:09:39,708
What did I do?
Yeah.
1100
01:09:40,809 --> 01:09:42,377
You did something.
1101
01:09:42,378 --> 01:09:44,546
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
1102
01:09:44,547 --> 01:09:48,350
You hurt someone once.
1103
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:55,558
How do you know about that?
I don't, not really. I just...
1104
01:09:57,726 --> 01:09:59,028
I just know it happened.
1105
01:10:00,229 --> 01:10:04,533
What do you want?
1106
01:10:05,801 --> 01:10:06,669
Money?
1107
01:10:07,736 --> 01:10:08,671
No.
1108
01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:13,275
I want you to forgive yourself.
You--
1109
01:10:14,610 --> 01:10:17,079
What a fucking unusual thing
to say.
1110
01:10:17,980 --> 01:10:18,847
Just...
1111
01:10:20,149 --> 01:10:22,051
Please, just do it.
1112
01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:24,086
I can't.
1113
01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:27,389
I used to live
with this burden, uh...
1114
01:10:28,624 --> 01:10:29,692
guilt.
1115
01:10:30,626 --> 01:10:35,030
I'd think about it all day.
All day I'd think about it.
1116
01:10:35,531 --> 01:10:37,399
These past few weeks,
not so much.
1117
01:10:38,734 --> 01:10:40,636
But it's still there,
still with me.
1118
01:10:42,171 --> 01:10:46,242
In the back of my mind,
this... this little voice.
1119
01:10:46,842 --> 01:10:49,445
That's great. You know, just...
1120
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:52,081
get rid of it.
1121
01:10:53,949 --> 01:10:57,452
No, I won't.
1122
01:10:57,453 --> 01:10:59,288
I wouldn't be the same
without it...
1123
01:11:00,789 --> 01:11:04,193
without the little...
the little voice.
1124
01:11:05,761 --> 01:11:07,730
But it's smaller?
1125
01:11:10,032 --> 01:11:11,567
Smaller isn't gone.
1126
01:11:12,434 --> 01:11:14,603
But it's close, man.
1127
01:11:17,673 --> 01:11:18,907
Close to what?
1128
01:11:22,578 --> 01:11:24,146
You think one more might help?
1129
01:11:27,349 --> 01:11:29,318
What?
Nothing, um...
1130
01:11:30,986 --> 01:11:34,322
Uh, the place looks nice.
Uh...
1131
01:11:34,323 --> 01:11:35,690
What... what are you doing?
1132
01:11:35,691 --> 01:11:36,925
Bye, Mr. Bobshank.
1133
01:11:37,426 --> 01:11:38,627
Thanks.
What?
1134
01:11:39,128 --> 01:11:40,663
What are you gonna do?
1135
01:11:46,235 --> 01:11:47,936
I need your help.
1136
01:11:51,807 --> 01:11:52,908
Yeah, I'm leaving.
1137
01:11:53,475 --> 01:11:56,611
Bobshank needs one more.
1138
01:11:56,612 --> 01:11:58,314
I just-- I...
1139
01:12:03,085 --> 01:12:04,253
I live here.
1140
01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:08,023
Me too.
No.
1141
01:12:09,258 --> 01:12:11,126
Like, in the mat. I live here.
1142
01:12:13,195 --> 01:12:14,096
Yeah.
1143
01:12:15,464 --> 01:12:18,801
Yeah. Owners don't know.
It's cool.
1144
01:12:19,802 --> 01:12:20,736
Not really.
1145
01:12:23,305 --> 01:12:27,108
You know, I'm around this thing
all the time,
1146
01:12:27,109 --> 01:12:28,377
and I just think...
1147
01:12:30,012 --> 01:12:31,946
that I know
the longer we're around it,
1148
01:12:31,947 --> 01:12:33,515
the more we belong in it.
1149
01:12:35,384 --> 01:12:37,386
I don't understand.
1150
01:12:38,487 --> 01:12:40,855
What if the portal
didn't come here for Bobshank?
1151
01:12:40,856 --> 01:12:43,524
Hmm? What if
it came here for us?
1152
01:12:43,525 --> 01:12:44,727
No, we're good.
1153
01:12:45,728 --> 01:12:47,295
We're the good guys.
Are we?
1154
01:12:47,296 --> 01:12:48,163
Yeah.
1155
01:12:49,298 --> 01:12:52,167
'Cause I pushed that girl in.
1156
01:12:53,135 --> 01:12:54,002
And for what?
1157
01:12:54,336 --> 01:12:56,137
'Cause she said something
I didn't like on the internet?
1158
01:12:56,138 --> 01:12:59,141
And now, I just go around
pretending like she's...
1159
01:12:59,742 --> 01:13:01,843
she just doesn't exist.
1160
01:13:01,844 --> 01:13:03,678
And I can't...
I can't... I can't...
1161
01:13:03,679 --> 01:13:05,147
I can't keep pretending, man.
1162
01:13:05,981 --> 01:13:07,582
Just give me till tomorrow.
1163
01:13:07,583 --> 01:13:11,587
Tomorrow, I will be as far away
from that thing as possible.
1164
01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:13,555
And you should be too.
1165
01:13:17,593 --> 01:13:18,560
I can't.
1166
01:13:21,096 --> 01:13:22,398
I can't let him down.
1167
01:13:24,166 --> 01:13:25,100
I know.
1168
01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:29,004
Leave.
1169
01:13:45,587 --> 01:13:47,189
Store clerk: Hey.
Hey.
1170
01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:54,663
Need help with something?
1171
01:13:56,231 --> 01:13:58,567
Uh, yeah.
Uh, do you have, uh, duct tape?
1172
01:13:59,368 --> 01:14:02,104
And then, like, uh, zip ties,
you know?
1173
01:14:02,905 --> 01:14:04,807
And then, like,
a blindfold-- Um...
1174
01:14:05,808 --> 01:14:07,975
A burlap sack, actually,
is what I need,
1175
01:14:07,976 --> 01:14:09,677
like a...
just to... to put stuff in.
1176
01:14:09,678 --> 01:14:11,212
I don't know, just normal stuff.
1177
01:14:11,213 --> 01:14:12,680
Like, everyday...
everyday st... everyday stuff
1178
01:14:12,681 --> 01:14:15,851
that you put in, like, a bag.
Just sack stuff.
1179
01:14:16,985 --> 01:14:18,920
But it's gotta be,
like, a dark color.
1180
01:14:18,921 --> 01:14:21,389
Or it doesn't--
You just can't see, uh...
1181
01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:23,424
I don't want people to see
the stuff in my bag.
1182
01:14:23,425 --> 01:14:24,392
That's-- Yeah.
1183
01:14:24,393 --> 01:14:25,393
I don't want people
to see the stuff
1184
01:14:25,394 --> 01:14:26,261
that's in the bag.
1185
01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:28,296
Like, i-- i-- if I was carrying
this stuff around,
1186
01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:30,298
the stuff I'm gonna buy,
I wouldn't want people to see.
1187
01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:32,099
Not for any reason, like,
other than--
1188
01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:34,803
It's just gotta be--
Can't see through it.
1189
01:14:37,172 --> 01:14:38,307
Aisle six.
1190
01:14:40,275 --> 01:14:42,711
All that stuff is on aisle six?
Store clerk: Mm-hmm.
1191
01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:47,115
Thank you.
Store clerk: Mm-hmm.
1192
01:14:49,017 --> 01:14:51,153
Oh, hey, um...
It's...
1193
01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:54,156
Chloroform?
1194
01:15:26,855 --> 01:15:29,524
Fuck.
1195
01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:33,195
Cups, cups, cups,
and more fucking cups.
1196
01:15:36,565 --> 01:15:38,901
And coaster-less drinks.
Fantastic.
1197
01:15:59,354 --> 01:16:01,722
Yo, dude. What's up?
Fuck!
1198
01:16:01,723 --> 01:16:03,224
I've been looking
for you, man.
1199
01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:04,926
What's up, buddy?
Where you been?
1200
01:16:04,927 --> 01:16:07,495
Just making a drink.
1201
01:16:07,496 --> 01:16:09,864
All right, Mr. Alchemist,
come on out when you're done.
1202
01:16:09,865 --> 01:16:11,867
Everyone's waiting on you.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
1203
01:16:13,201 --> 01:16:14,603
Guys, he's coming out.
1204
01:16:15,103 --> 01:16:16,737
He's gonna be out here
in a second.
1205
01:16:16,738 --> 01:16:19,040
He has no idea
I'm gonna ask him to play.
1206
01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:20,775
Hey, hey, hey.
Bro.
1207
01:16:20,776 --> 01:16:22,343
Come on. No. Come on, come on.
Bro?
1208
01:16:22,344 --> 01:16:23,377
Bro.
Come on, it's a vibe.
1209
01:16:23,378 --> 01:16:25,613
Yeah, and there's nothing
vibey-er than my guy
1210
01:16:25,614 --> 01:16:29,717
laying his heart in his music.
Come on, man.
1211
01:16:29,718 --> 01:16:30,985
I don't have a pick.
It'll be great.
1212
01:16:30,986 --> 01:16:34,088
Well, if you don't have a pick,
that sounds like an excuse.
1213
01:16:34,089 --> 01:16:37,459
So, pick another one.
I hate you.
1214
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:39,093
I love you!
1215
01:16:39,094 --> 01:16:41,897
Guys, he's gonna play!
He's gonna play, okay?
1216
01:16:44,733 --> 01:16:45,934
All right, um...
1217
01:16:46,969 --> 01:16:49,737
this is... this is...
a fan favorite.
1218
01:16:49,738 --> 01:16:51,139
It's a fan favorite.
1219
01:17:00,115 --> 01:17:01,550
Hey, man.
1220
01:17:02,985 --> 01:17:05,019
I thought you were gonna play
'Tonight, Tonight'?
1221
01:17:05,020 --> 01:17:06,554
Listen, you know
I'm not gonna do that.
1222
01:17:06,555 --> 01:17:07,488
You know I'm not gonna do that.
1223
01:17:07,489 --> 01:17:09,090
And you know that
I'm gonna continue
1224
01:17:09,091 --> 01:17:10,925
to ask you to do it
until you do,
1225
01:17:10,926 --> 01:17:12,827
because it's my birthday
tonight,
1226
01:17:12,828 --> 01:17:14,228
tonight is the night
of my birthday.
1227
01:17:14,229 --> 01:17:15,162
Your party you threw
for yourself?
1228
01:17:15,163 --> 01:17:16,297
I haven't been laid-- Yes!
1229
01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:18,099
And everyone showed up!
It's great. Look!
1230
01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:19,567
Even the girl that--
I haven't been laid.
1231
01:17:19,568 --> 01:17:21,602
I don't wanna play
the fucking song, man!
1232
01:17:21,603 --> 01:17:23,338
God. I mean, fuck.
1233
01:17:24,406 --> 01:17:25,273
Okay.
1234
01:17:29,177 --> 01:17:31,012
All right, all right.
1235
01:17:31,013 --> 01:17:32,947
I'll play it.
He's gonna play it!
1236
01:17:32,948 --> 01:17:34,015
Hey, everybody.
1237
01:17:34,016 --> 01:17:36,251
Uno, dos, tres!
Uno, dos, tres!
1238
01:17:37,285 --> 01:17:38,786
Maybe he didn't hear it.
1239
01:17:38,787 --> 01:17:41,288
Uno, dos, tres!
Uno, dos, tres!
1240
01:17:41,289 --> 01:17:43,791
♪ It's been a really
Really messed up week ♪
1241
01:17:43,792 --> 01:17:46,494
♪ Seven days of torture
Seven days of bitter ♪
1242
01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:47,995
♪ And my girlfriend went
And cheated on me ♪
1243
01:17:47,996 --> 01:17:49,030
Fuck her, man.
1244
01:17:49,031 --> 01:17:50,064
♪ She's a California-- ♪
1245
01:17:50,065 --> 01:17:51,499
Thank fucking God.
Don't worry about it.
1246
01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:52,600
Don't worry about it, dude.
1247
01:17:52,601 --> 01:17:54,168
I can-- I live here too.
Dovin, Dovin, Dovin, Dovin.
1248
01:17:54,169 --> 01:17:56,071
I gotta it, boy. Stay.
1249
01:17:59,007 --> 01:18:00,909
Do I get a treat later
if I stay?
1250
01:18:02,911 --> 01:18:04,513
See how cool was that?
1251
01:18:07,816 --> 01:18:08,917
What's up, man?
1252
01:18:11,019 --> 01:18:12,054
That chloroform?
1253
01:18:16,725 --> 01:18:19,327
You're a heavy little fucker.
1254
01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:25,200
Stop! Please stop.
1255
01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:30,671
What is that?
Is that a portal to hell?
1256
01:18:30,672 --> 01:18:31,707
Hell yeah.
1257
01:18:32,307 --> 01:18:35,644
Oh, don't drag me to that.
Will you just chill?
1258
01:18:36,211 --> 01:18:38,045
Fuck, man.
Okay. Sorry.
1259
01:18:38,046 --> 01:18:40,582
Look, I'm a good person.
1260
01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:46,387
Honestly, I mean.
I'm not perfect.
1261
01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:50,058
I've made mistakes,
but... I'm... I'm good.
1262
01:18:56,865 --> 01:18:58,734
Thanks.
Yeah.
1263
01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:02,603
They put you up to this?
Who's "they"?
1264
01:19:02,604 --> 01:19:04,705
The Jews
who run the music industry.
1265
01:19:04,706 --> 01:19:07,209
Okay.
Oh, fuck, I knew it.
1266
01:19:09,344 --> 01:19:10,578
Come on, man.
1267
01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:12,513
Bobshank outside: Stop!
1268
01:19:12,514 --> 01:19:14,115
Hey, Dunn,
what are you...
1269
01:19:14,116 --> 01:19:15,584
what are you doing?
1270
01:19:16,785 --> 01:19:18,519
I'm throwing this guy
in the portal to hell.
1271
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:20,721
What did he do?
He's a bad guy.
1272
01:19:20,722 --> 01:19:23,158
He's anti-Semitic.
He's in a band.
1273
01:19:23,792 --> 01:19:24,893
What? Oh.
1274
01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:28,296
What-- No, no, no, no, no.
Who... who... who decides that?
1275
01:19:28,997 --> 01:19:30,164
You can't throw people away
1276
01:19:30,165 --> 01:19:31,633
just because they made
a mistake.
1277
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:34,836
That's almost exactly
what I've been doing.
1278
01:19:35,837 --> 01:19:38,707
This isn't the first one?
1279
01:19:41,143 --> 01:19:42,144
Dunn...
1280
01:19:44,312 --> 01:19:45,380
How many?
1281
01:19:46,982 --> 01:19:48,150
Oh, God.
1282
01:19:49,818 --> 01:19:50,852
Three...
1283
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:55,757
You've killed three people?
Why would you kill three people?
1284
01:19:56,424 --> 01:19:59,628
For you! I did it for you.
1285
01:20:00,929 --> 01:20:04,132
And the world was gonna end.
Maybe, I don't know.
1286
01:20:04,933 --> 01:20:06,167
But if I didn't do this,
1287
01:20:06,168 --> 01:20:08,737
they were gonna drag you
to hell.
1288
01:20:13,742 --> 01:20:15,177
They should have, Dunn.
1289
01:20:19,047 --> 01:20:21,483
You can't buy forgiveness
for what I did.
1290
01:20:23,685 --> 01:20:27,221
It's not a transaction.
Yes it is.
1291
01:20:27,222 --> 01:20:30,591
It's three souls,
or one member of Hot Chelle Rae,
1292
01:20:30,592 --> 01:20:32,661
and you're good.
Oh, God.
1293
01:20:34,529 --> 01:20:36,130
What the fuck
is a Hot Chelle Rae?
1294
01:20:36,131 --> 01:20:37,431
It's actually
kind of a funny story--
1295
01:20:37,432 --> 01:20:38,966
Hey, bro,
would you shut up?
1296
01:20:38,967 --> 01:20:40,969
Okay. Okay, okay.
Just shut up.
1297
01:20:43,905 --> 01:20:47,509
What am I doing?
1298
01:20:54,182 --> 01:20:56,818
The reason that
they're gonna drag me to hell...
1299
01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:01,823
Is because I deserve it.
1300
01:21:07,562 --> 01:21:08,796
And no number of people
1301
01:21:08,797 --> 01:21:11,065
that you could throw
into that machine would...
1302
01:21:11,066 --> 01:21:12,334
would change that.
1303
01:21:15,670 --> 01:21:17,338
Do you wanna throw him in
a little bit?
1304
01:21:17,339 --> 01:21:18,472
No.
1305
01:21:18,473 --> 01:21:20,108
See how you feel?
No!
1306
01:21:28,216 --> 01:21:31,419
My brother died.
I know.
1307
01:21:34,522 --> 01:21:37,659
He hung himself.
1308
01:21:40,128 --> 01:21:43,598
I moved here, and, uh...
he was gonna move in with me.
1309
01:21:46,968 --> 01:21:49,204
I lost track.
1310
01:21:51,439 --> 01:21:55,577
All day, I call people
who fucking hate me.
1311
01:21:56,711 --> 01:21:59,079
I couldn't be bothered
to pick up the phone,
1312
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:00,548
and call the one person...
1313
01:22:01,850 --> 01:22:02,851
who loves me.
1314
01:22:05,153 --> 01:22:09,724
I didn't know.
I could've helped him.
1315
01:22:10,959 --> 01:22:12,260
But I didn't know.
1316
01:22:13,328 --> 01:22:15,263
You didn't make
that choice for him.
1317
01:22:18,433 --> 01:22:21,536
People grow apart.
Not brothers.
1318
01:22:23,738 --> 01:22:26,740
I'm not gonna let you down
like I did him, okay?
1319
01:22:26,741 --> 01:22:29,177
I'm not gonna fail you
like I did him.
1320
01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:31,146
I don't love you...
1321
01:22:32,914 --> 01:22:34,882
but it's like
a really strong like.
1322
01:22:34,883 --> 01:22:36,017
That's great, Dunn.
1323
01:22:36,985 --> 01:22:38,253
But you need to listen.
1324
01:22:39,487 --> 01:22:41,089
Okay, here's what's
gonna happen.
1325
01:22:44,726 --> 01:22:46,661
I'm gonna go into that portal...
1326
01:22:49,431 --> 01:22:51,266
because it's where I need to be.
1327
01:22:54,169 --> 01:22:55,470
You're gonna to let him go.
1328
01:22:57,138 --> 01:22:59,641
And if he presses charges,
you're going to accept it.
1329
01:23:01,943 --> 01:23:02,844
You've done...
1330
01:23:05,146 --> 01:23:06,948
you've done terrible things...
1331
01:23:08,116 --> 01:23:11,953
for beautiful reasons.
Doesn't mean you're a bad guy,
1332
01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:15,622
it does mean
that you have work to do,
1333
01:23:15,623 --> 01:23:17,325
you owe a debt.
1334
01:23:20,695 --> 01:23:21,830
And one day...
1335
01:23:24,132 --> 01:23:27,068
...once that debt is paid...
1336
01:23:29,671 --> 01:23:31,673
...maybe not tomorrow,
or the next...
1337
01:23:32,474 --> 01:23:35,710
maybe... a decade from now...
1338
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:40,815
...you're gonna have
to forgive yourself.
1339
01:23:43,518 --> 01:23:44,819
But what if I can't?
1340
01:23:52,994 --> 01:23:55,163
Then I'll see you
on the other side.
1341
01:24:24,859 --> 01:24:26,694
Sorry about all that.
1342
01:24:27,662 --> 01:24:30,297
Um, yeah, I need to give you
my information,
1343
01:24:30,298 --> 01:24:31,865
uh, for the cops.
1344
01:24:31,866 --> 01:24:33,734
You gotta call them
and stuff, so...
1345
01:24:33,735 --> 01:24:36,938
Uh, um, my name is Dunn.
I'm kind of busy.
1346
01:24:38,606 --> 01:24:41,142
Okay. Um...
1347
01:24:41,743 --> 01:24:43,878
All right, yeah.
That's fine. I'll, um...
1348
01:24:45,246 --> 01:24:46,380
I'll turn myself in.
1349
01:24:46,381 --> 01:24:47,581
That's what I'll do.
That's what we'll do.
1350
01:24:47,582 --> 01:24:48,682
I'll turn myself in, and then--
1351
01:24:48,683 --> 01:24:51,318
I'll have to answer
a bunch of questions.
1352
01:24:51,319 --> 01:24:53,488
And... the internet?
1353
01:24:54,556 --> 01:24:57,859
Look, I don't wanna be
a meme, man.
1354
01:24:58,793 --> 01:24:59,727
Let's just...
1355
01:25:00,628 --> 01:25:02,063
not see each other again.
1356
01:25:03,064 --> 01:25:03,965
Hey.
1357
01:25:06,034 --> 01:25:07,735
I tried to throw you into hell.
1358
01:25:10,138 --> 01:25:11,439
We all have bad days, man.
1359
01:26:00,355 --> 01:26:01,656
Come on, take me.
1360
01:26:27,148 --> 01:26:28,683
Hey, man, do you work here?
1361
01:26:31,653 --> 01:26:32,520
Probably.
1362
01:26:33,188 --> 01:26:36,057
This is, like, weird.
It's for you.
1363
01:26:36,958 --> 01:26:38,860
They said
if I gave you the phone, uh,
1364
01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:40,795
you'd throw me a 20.
1365
01:26:56,077 --> 01:26:57,612
Hello?
1366
01:26:58,146 --> 01:27:00,415
Chip on phone:
Hey, yeah, buddy, how you been?
1367
01:27:01,416 --> 01:27:02,283
I'm here.
1368
01:27:02,650 --> 01:27:05,385
Yeah, well, I got somebody
who wants to talk to you.
1369
01:27:05,386 --> 01:27:06,353
Not David.
1370
01:27:06,354 --> 01:27:07,621
Nah, nah,
you wanna talk to David?
1371
01:27:07,622 --> 01:27:08,523
Uh, hey, David!
Don't put David--
1372
01:27:08,756 --> 01:27:10,991
It hurts! Oh, dear God!
1373
01:27:10,992 --> 01:27:11,925
Hey, David.
1374
01:27:11,926 --> 01:27:13,560
Uh, no,
he's fine, he's fine.
1375
01:27:13,561 --> 01:27:16,063
They're doing, uh--
Oh, my God. Ow!
1376
01:27:16,064 --> 01:27:18,298
Oh, my God.
That's-- Fuck, it's awful.
1377
01:27:18,299 --> 01:27:19,833
But never mind,
he'll be all right.
1378
01:27:19,834 --> 01:27:22,002
What do you want, Chip?
1379
01:27:22,003 --> 01:27:23,438
Bobby wants to talk.
1380
01:27:24,539 --> 01:27:26,740
Dunn? You there?
1381
01:27:26,741 --> 01:27:29,910
Mr. Bobshank?
Yeah.
1382
01:27:29,911 --> 01:27:32,647
Yeah, we're all here.
Daphne's all right.
1383
01:27:33,314 --> 01:27:35,316
Rip's having
the time of his life.
1384
01:27:36,317 --> 01:27:38,386
I know
you're beating yourself up.
1385
01:27:39,721 --> 01:27:41,489
Waiting for the police
to show up.
1386
01:27:42,423 --> 01:27:43,625
They won't.
1387
01:27:45,093 --> 01:27:47,428
This isn't gonna make sense
at first.
1388
01:27:48,296 --> 01:27:50,497
You don't have
to worry about us.
1389
01:27:50,498 --> 01:27:52,033
We got off easy.
1390
01:27:52,967 --> 01:27:54,268
You got it worse,
1391
01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:56,237
because you have
to live with it.
1392
01:27:57,405 --> 01:28:01,241
Don't do what I did.
Don't pull away from the world.
1393
01:28:01,242 --> 01:28:03,477
Don't sit there
and replay the same thing
1394
01:28:03,478 --> 01:28:04,778
in your head all day,
1395
01:28:04,779 --> 01:28:06,281
wishing you did
something different.
1396
01:28:06,914 --> 01:28:08,483
It doesn't help anyone.
1397
01:28:09,150 --> 01:28:12,753
You don't have time,
you gotta make up for it.
1398
01:28:12,754 --> 01:28:16,056
Start small.
Take care of something small.
1399
01:28:16,057 --> 01:28:16,991
A plant.
1400
01:28:17,959 --> 01:28:19,259
Actually, fuck that.
1401
01:28:19,260 --> 01:28:20,294
Get a dog.
1402
01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:21,629
Get a fucking dog.
1403
01:28:22,797 --> 01:28:26,433
Quit your shitty job.
Do what you love.
1404
01:28:26,434 --> 01:28:27,902
Do nothing, I don't care.
1405
01:28:28,936 --> 01:28:31,072
Make some real friends.
Hey!
1406
01:28:31,939 --> 01:28:34,175
Here, I got them.
Look out for them.
1407
01:28:35,443 --> 01:28:37,611
What's... what's your name?
Lupe.
1408
01:28:37,612 --> 01:28:38,912
Lupe? My name is Dunn.
1409
01:28:38,913 --> 01:28:42,717
Be nice to strangers.
Be nice to servers.
1410
01:28:43,618 --> 01:28:44,485
Tip.
1411
01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:47,322
For fuck's sake! Tip.
1412
01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,727
And if your better angels
desert you...
1413
01:28:54,696 --> 01:28:56,931
know that your demons
never will.
1414
01:28:59,701 --> 01:29:01,402
Give yourself a shot, kid.
1415
01:29:02,470 --> 01:29:04,739
A second chance
is the greatest gift
1416
01:29:05,273 --> 01:29:07,942
anyone gets. So, earn it.
1417
01:29:08,710 --> 01:29:10,345
You think
I'll ever be a butterfly?
1418
01:29:11,145 --> 01:29:12,713
Oh, fuck no, Dunn.
1419
01:29:12,714 --> 01:29:14,682
Not at fucking all.
1420
01:29:16,284 --> 01:29:20,321
But in time, if you're...
if you're sincere...
1421
01:29:21,222 --> 01:29:23,591
you might be
a damn decent caterpillar.
1422
01:29:26,027 --> 01:29:28,663
Yeah. Yeah, I will,
Mr. Bobshank.
1423
01:29:30,665 --> 01:29:31,699
I know.
1424
01:29:34,335 --> 01:29:38,004
Can I ask you?
1425
01:29:38,005 --> 01:29:39,140
What did you do?
1426
01:29:40,408 --> 01:29:42,009
And one last thing...
1427
01:29:43,244 --> 01:29:46,013
watch your own dick.
1428
01:30:03,064 --> 01:30:05,366
Thanks. I'm... I'm Dunn.
1429
01:30:06,567 --> 01:30:07,468
Cool.
1430
01:30:08,770 --> 01:30:10,271
Do you wanna be my friend?
1431
01:30:13,174 --> 01:30:15,109
No.
Okay.
1432
01:30:57,285 --> 01:30:59,287
Hey.
Um...
1433
01:31:00,588 --> 01:31:03,825
Hey. Uh, Dunn, right?
1434
01:31:04,792 --> 01:31:07,929
Uh, yep.
You know my name!
1435
01:31:09,997 --> 01:31:11,231
What's up?
1436
01:31:11,232 --> 01:31:13,634
Do you need help
looking for your dead boyfriend?
1437
01:31:17,672 --> 01:31:18,972
♪ La, la, la ♪
♪ Whatever ♪
1438
01:31:18,973 --> 01:31:21,341
♪ La, la, la ♪
♪ It doesn't matter ♪
1439
01:31:21,342 --> 01:31:23,710
♪ La, la, la ♪
♪ Oh, well ♪
1440
01:31:23,711 --> 01:31:25,245
♪ La, la, la ♪
1441
01:31:25,246 --> 01:31:28,181
♪ We're going at it
Tonight, tonight ♪
1442
01:31:28,182 --> 01:31:30,684
♪ There's a party on the rooftop
Top of the world ♪
1443
01:31:30,685 --> 01:31:33,119
♪ Tonight, tonight ♪
1444
01:31:33,120 --> 01:31:35,655
♪ And we're dancing on the edge
Of the Hollywood sign ♪
1445
01:31:35,656 --> 01:31:37,958
♪ I don't know if I'll make it ♪
1446
01:31:37,959 --> 01:31:40,026
♪ But watch
How good I'll fake it ♪
1447
01:31:40,027 --> 01:31:44,998
♪ It's all right, all right
Tonight, tonight ♪
1448
01:31:44,999 --> 01:31:47,434
♪ I woke up
With a strange tattoo ♪
1449
01:31:47,435 --> 01:31:49,870
♪ Not sure how I got it
Not a dollar in my pocket ♪
1450
01:31:49,871 --> 01:31:52,205
♪ But it kinda looks
Just like you ♪
1451
01:31:52,206 --> 01:31:54,841
♪ Mixed with Zach Galifianakis ♪
♪ Huh! ♪
1452
01:31:54,842 --> 01:31:57,277
♪ La, la, la ♪
♪ Whatever ♪
1453
01:31:57,278 --> 01:31:59,679
♪ La, la, la ♪
♪ It doesn't matter ♪
1454
01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:02,048
♪ la, la, la ♪
♪ Oh, well ♪
1455
01:32:02,049 --> 01:32:03,583
♪ La, la, la ♪
1456
01:32:03,584 --> 01:32:06,586
♪ We're going at it
Tonight, tonight ♪
1457
01:32:06,587 --> 01:32:09,055
♪ There's a party on the rooftop
Top of the world ♪
1458
01:32:09,056 --> 01:32:11,358
♪ Tonight, tonight ♪
1459
01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:13,994
♪ And we're dancing on the edge
Of the Hollywood sign ♪
1460
01:32:13,995 --> 01:32:16,229
♪ I don't know if I'll make it ♪
1461
01:32:16,230 --> 01:32:18,331
♪ But watch
How good I'll fake it ♪
1462
01:32:18,332 --> 01:32:22,936
♪ It's all right, all right
Tonight, tonight ♪
1463
01:32:22,937 --> 01:32:25,472
♪ You got me singing like
"Whoa, oh, oh" ♪
1464
01:32:25,473 --> 01:32:27,541
♪ Come on
Oh, oh, oh ♪
1465
01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:30,143
♪ it doesn't matter
Whoa, oh, oh ♪
1466
01:32:30,144 --> 01:32:32,546
♪ Everybody, now
Oh, oh, oh ♪
1467
01:32:32,547 --> 01:32:33,414
♪ Whoo! ♪
1468
01:32:33,648 --> 01:32:35,715
♪ Just don't stop
Let's keep the beat pumpin' ♪
1469
01:32:35,716 --> 01:32:38,084
♪ Keep the beat up
Let's drop the beat down ♪
1470
01:32:38,085 --> 01:32:40,487
♪ It's my party
Dance if I want to ♪
1471
01:32:40,488 --> 01:32:42,856
♪ We can get crazy
Let it all out ♪
1472
01:32:42,857 --> 01:32:45,225
♪ Just don't stop
Let's keep the beat pumpin' ♪
1473
01:32:45,226 --> 01:32:47,627
♪ Keep the beat up
Let's drop the beat down ♪
1474
01:32:47,628 --> 01:32:50,096
♪ It's my party
Dance if I want to ♪
1475
01:32:50,097 --> 01:32:52,365
♪ We can get crazy
Let it all out ♪
1476
01:32:52,366 --> 01:32:54,634
♪ It's you and me
And we're runnin' this town ♪
1477
01:32:54,635 --> 01:32:57,037
♪ And it's me and you
And we're shakin' the ground ♪
1478
01:32:57,038 --> 01:32:59,439
♪ And ain't nobody
Gonna tell us to go ♪
1479
01:32:59,440 --> 01:33:01,508
♪ 'Cause this is our show ♪
1480
01:33:01,509 --> 01:33:03,710
♪ Everybody ♪
♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪
1481
01:33:03,711 --> 01:33:05,979
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1482
01:33:05,980 --> 01:33:08,381
♪ All you animals ♪
♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪
1483
01:33:08,382 --> 01:33:11,585
♪ Let me hear you now ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1484
01:33:11,586 --> 01:33:13,887
♪ Tonight, tonight ♪
1485
01:33:13,888 --> 01:33:16,256
♪ There's a party on the rooftop
Top of the world ♪
1486
01:33:16,257 --> 01:33:18,525
♪ Tonight, tonight ♪
1487
01:33:18,526 --> 01:33:21,061
♪ And we're dancing on the edge
Of the Hollywood sign ♪
1488
01:33:21,062 --> 01:33:22,663
♪ I don't know if... ♪
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