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Allie M. - Yeah, we got one right here. 14 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:41,710 Let me see that. $50 tip? 15 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:44,278 Whoo! Everyone's in a good mood tonight. 16 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:45,888 $50! 17 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:47,281 - Have a good one. - Good night. 18 00:01:47,324 --> 00:01:49,370 - ♪ Love is in the air... ♪ - Oh, oh. 19 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:50,936 Ah. 20 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,721 - Let me get you another one. - No, no, no, no, 21 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:53,852 - we're just trying to eat it real quick. -No, it's fine. 22 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:55,115 - It's... - Everything matters. 23 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:02,252 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 24 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:05,560 ♪ Love is in the air... ♪ 25 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:07,475 To start the night... 26 00:02:07,518 --> 00:02:09,477 off right. 27 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,870 You wouldn't want to join us, would you? 28 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:14,264 Nah, but you guys have fun. Have a great night. 29 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:15,526 - Appreciate it. Thank you. - Bye. 30 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:16,745 Make it count. 31 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:18,094 Yo, Owen. 32 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,574 It's 4:45, bro. You're killing us. 33 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:20,923 Yeah, come on, boss. 34 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:22,316 Yeah, you're right. The rush is over. 35 00:02:22,359 --> 00:02:25,145 Ed, Ana, you're up. 36 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:26,885 - Let's get out of here. - Finally. 37 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:28,452 - Let's go, boys. - Let's fucking go! 38 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:29,932 Thank you for working tonight. 39 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:32,239 Ah, we're old married fuddy-duddies. 40 00:02:32,282 --> 00:02:33,979 This is your day. 41 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:36,025 You go out there, and you leave it all on the field. 42 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:37,157 He's got a girlfriend. 43 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,420 I know. But it's a long night. 44 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:40,899 Just be careful, yeah? 45 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:42,162 Of course. 46 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:44,033 But try many, many things. 47 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:45,426 You don't want to wake up staring at a year 48 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:46,557 of what-could-have-beens. 49 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:49,952 - Have fun tonight. - Thank you. 50 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:52,520 Good job today. Thanks for working today, boys. 51 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:55,087 Lucky bastards. 52 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:56,480 No seas sucio. 53 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:58,221 - Hey, Will. - Yo. 54 00:02:58,265 --> 00:03:00,092 - Good luck, all right? - You, too, man. 55 00:03:00,136 --> 00:03:02,486 - We got to get a year's worth in 12 hours. - 56 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:09,928 ♪ You can be amazing, you can turn ♪ 57 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:12,279 ♪ A phrase into a weapon or a drug ♪ 58 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:13,889 - Hey, Owen. - I got you a pie. 59 00:03:13,932 --> 00:03:16,196 ♪ You can be the outcast or be the backlash ♪ 60 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:18,198 - Oh. After you. - ♪ Of somebody's lack of love ♪ 61 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:20,983 See you later. Have fun. 62 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:23,725 ♪ Or you can start speaking up ♪ 63 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:26,423 ♪ Nothing's gonna hurt you the way that words do ♪ 64 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:28,773 ♪ When they settle 'neath your skin ♪ 65 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:31,776 ♪ Kept on the inside and no sunlight ♪ 66 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:35,432 ♪ Sometimes a shadow wins ♪ 67 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:38,653 ♪ But I wonder what would happen if you ♪ 68 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:41,612 ♪ Say what you wanna say ♪ 69 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:45,007 ♪ And let your clear skin out ♪ 70 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:49,054 ♪ Say goodbye to plaque psoriasis ♪ 71 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:52,014 ♪ Say what you wanna say ♪ 72 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:55,496 ♪ And let your clear skin out ♪ 73 00:03:55,539 --> 00:04:00,414 ♪ Honestly, I wanna use Leventave. ♪ 74 00:04:00,457 --> 00:04:02,111 - 75 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:05,593 Great. Let's just really make sure we hear "psoriasis." 76 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:07,290 That is a very hard word to sing. 77 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,074 Allie, it's a very hard thing to have. 78 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:11,903 "Pso-ri-a-sis." 79 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:13,731 Okay, yes, happily. 80 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:17,169 But, um, I do think that there could be something fun there 81 00:04:17,213 --> 00:04:19,520 if we change the melody a little bit. 82 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:21,522 Just to subvert expectations. I think... 83 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:23,263 The clients have different expectations: 84 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:25,874 to make it easy for people to understand and remember 85 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:27,658 when they're talking to their doctors. 86 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:29,660 Yeah, but we could play with it and have fun with it. 87 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:31,183 We're shooting this tomorrow, Allie. 88 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:33,011 Let's just do it the way they're paying you to. 89 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:35,187 I really want to get out of here before the night starts. 90 00:04:35,231 --> 00:04:36,972 - You do, too, right? - I'll give you a series. 91 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:41,324 - ♪ Plaque psoriasis ♪ 92 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:45,546 ♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis, say... ♪ 93 00:04:45,589 --> 00:04:47,591 Side effects may include dizziness, 94 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:49,680 internal bleeding, hallucinations, sweaty hands 95 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,726 and sometimes death. 96 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:08,264 - Hey. Hey. - Oh. Hi. 97 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,396 Mwah. 98 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:11,702 - You okay? - Yeah. 99 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,051 - You look amazing. - Yeah? 100 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:14,226 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 101 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:15,706 - You look great. - Well, so do you. 102 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,665 I-I haven't seen that shirt since Brittany's 103 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:19,057 - engagement party. - That's... Yeah. 104 00:05:19,101 --> 00:05:21,364 It's your favorite, so I put it on. 105 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:24,106 Uh, this is so fancy. 106 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:26,021 I really thought we were gonna do something more casual. 107 00:05:26,064 --> 00:05:28,284 I'm full of surprises. 108 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,895 No, you're not. You're, like, super programmed. 109 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:32,375 No, I'm not. 110 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:34,072 - All right. - Oh. 111 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:36,118 Bluefin tuna and mackerel. 112 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:37,511 - Thank you. - Thank you. 113 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:38,860 No soy sauce. 114 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:40,340 Wha... 115 00:05:40,383 --> 00:05:41,689 Omakase. 116 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:42,820 Set menu. 117 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:44,692 - Exciting. - Yeah. Very. 118 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:46,520 - 119 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,130 This night's gotten out of hand. 120 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:51,960 Really? Like, there can still be love involved, huh? 121 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,527 Uh-huh. 122 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:58,140 No mandate can take that away from me and you. 123 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:02,318 I'm going to sleep with someone else tonight. 124 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:09,369 ♪ Makin' my way downtown ♪ 125 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:13,285 ♪ Walkin' fast, faces pass, and I'm homebound ♪ 126 00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:18,639 Sorry. 127 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:20,902 ♪ Starin' blankly ahead, just makin' my way ♪ 128 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:24,819 ♪ Makin' my way through the crowd ♪ 129 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:32,653 ♪ If I could fall into the sky ♪ 130 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:37,701 ♪ Would my vagina be just fine? ♪ 131 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:41,792 ♪ 'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles ♪ 132 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:45,753 ♪ To get some Vag-a-Clear ♪ 133 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:49,452 ♪ V-V-V-Vag-a-Clear ♪ 134 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:51,759 ♪ Vag-a-Clear. ♪ 135 00:06:57,765 --> 00:06:59,375 Hey-oh. 136 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,160 - Hi, honey. - What is happening? 137 00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:03,248 What's wrong? 138 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:05,294 We said tasteful and elegant. 139 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:07,122 This is a tea-length. 140 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:10,081 Okay, well, this is a V-length because the boots go up... 141 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:11,387 - Jacinta, come on. - What? 142 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,910 We were gonna take our time tonight. 143 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:14,521 - And we were gonna find a good one. -We are. 144 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:16,523 No mandate meat for us. 145 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:18,481 This is about finding our prince. 146 00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:20,352 Or just, like, a good guy. 147 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:22,746 We're gonna stick together. We're gonna make good choices. 148 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:24,095 Unlike last year. 149 00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:25,619 We both took L's last year. 150 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:26,750 Yeah. 151 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:27,969 You had Sebastian, the ghoster. 152 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:29,971 I had Carl, the backpack guy. 153 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:31,712 He slept in a backpack. 154 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:33,061 He slept in a backpack. 155 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:34,236 Wait, wait, wait. 156 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:35,716 To finding true love 157 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:37,761 on the least romantic night of the year. 158 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:39,763 Just 'cause we failed the other 364 159 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:43,027 doesn't mean we need to lower our standards for... 160 00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:45,073 For some dusty dick. 161 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:52,210 Honestly, the chance of having great sex 162 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:55,692 on a one-night stand is like 2.8%. 163 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:57,825 Actually, Eileen met her boyfriend last year. 164 00:07:57,868 --> 00:07:59,566 And Sammy two years ago. 165 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:03,091 All right, I'm gonna pee. You scout. 166 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:04,571 But look. 167 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:06,573 - Don't touch. -Okay. 168 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:07,835 Where is this coming from? 169 00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:09,358 In this new world, 170 00:08:09,401 --> 00:08:10,925 in this government-decreed sexual climate, 171 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:13,275 it's hard to figure out how to navigate. 172 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,886 We're all in the same boat, Malika. 173 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:17,540 I'm navigating, too. 174 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,368 I owe it to myself to explore this. 175 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:21,501 Explore? You hate trying new things. 176 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:24,460 I had to beg you to come to this restaurant. 177 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,767 If I have to eat one more Little Gem salad, 178 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,899 my head is gonna explode. 179 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:31,423 Monkfish liver, sweet shrimp. 180 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:32,860 No soy sauce. 181 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:34,426 Thank you. 182 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:36,254 Chef recommends you eat right away. 183 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:38,169 - Thank you. - Does the chef also recommend 184 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:41,042 that my girlfriend have sex with someone else tonight? 185 00:08:41,085 --> 00:08:42,826 - I will check. - Okay, great. Thank you. 186 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,351 Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez. 187 00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:47,875 What? 188 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:49,267 - That guy from our building. - Yeah, I know who 189 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:50,965 Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez is. 190 00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:52,836 I told him about the apartment for rent in our building. 191 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,185 I wasn't looking for anything. 192 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:56,492 I just kept running into him. 193 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,146 I keep running into Vladimir, 194 00:08:58,189 --> 00:09:01,236 but I don't plan on fucking our super in 54 minutes. 195 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:03,020 This is an abnormal request, 196 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,718 but it's under abnormal circumstances. 197 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:06,589 It's not you. 198 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:09,070 I know. It's Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez. 199 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:10,811 You can explore, too. 200 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:13,291 I trust you, and... and I think it will be good for you. 201 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,250 I-I think that you need something 202 00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:16,904 to help you get out of your box. 203 00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:19,689 I also need the apartment tonight. 204 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,735 Why? He lives in the building. 205 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:23,171 Yeah, I just... I think it would be weird 206 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:24,433 knowing you're so close by. 207 00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:26,000 Oh, that's the weird part of this? 208 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,700 You know what this means, right? 209 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:32,528 I choose to believe that 210 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,575 if we're supposed to work through this, we will. 211 00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:39,230 I'm sorry, Owen. 212 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,763 Um, sea eel. 213 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:53,549 Uh, Hokkaido scallop. 214 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,160 And the chef doesn't recommend that your girlfriend 215 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:58,554 sleep with somebody else tonight. 216 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,512 Thank you. 217 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,255 ♪ Get my boyfriend's attention ♪ 218 00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:05,779 Allie? 219 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,520 ♪ This one's just for me, myself and I... ♪ 220 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:11,001 Oh, my God, it is you. 221 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,524 Sebastian? 222 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:13,961 I-I know you're not gonna believe this, 223 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:15,702 but I've been looking for you all year. 224 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:16,833 I, uh... 225 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,574 - I could not forget you. - Oh. 226 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,315 All I had was your first name. 227 00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:22,012 I thought you blew me off. 228 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:24,798 Never, mi amor. 229 00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:27,844 ♪ All of my body... ♪ 230 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,237 Allie? 231 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:33,328 She's daydreaming. 232 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:34,851 Oh, yeah, she does this. She's a creative. 233 00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:35,983 Allie? 234 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,116 - This is Tejan. - Hello. 235 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,596 We met in line for the bathroom. 236 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,902 It's a pleasure to meet you. 237 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,860 - I'm Tejan. - Don't kill me. 238 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:45,166 - Please don't kill me. - Oh, Jacinta, no. 239 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,471 It's not even 7:00. 240 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:47,995 - Mm-mm. - You're screwing me. 241 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,606 No, I'm screwing him. 242 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:52,782 I'm sorry. 243 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,044 What happened to taking our time 244 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,219 and finding our prince? 245 00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:56,743 No offense, Tejan. 246 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,614 I actually am a prince. 247 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,398 From Wakanda. 248 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:02,226 -I'm kidding. -He's so funny. 249 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:04,620 I'm from Sierra Leone, and I live in Brooklyn now. 250 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,056 But I am a prince. 251 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,144 Soup dumplings. 252 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:09,190 - What? No. - Mm-hmm. 253 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,105 Yeah, he's a prince. Soup dumplings. 254 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:13,542 - No, not soup dumplings. - Is that your code word? 255 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,109 It was, Your Highness. It was. 256 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:17,851 I'm sorry. Come here. 257 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,287 Oh, my God, I am so pissed at you. 258 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,897 - Is your location on? - Yeah. Is yours? 259 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,464 - Yeah. - Okay. All right. 260 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,640 - I love you. - Yeah, I love you, too. 261 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,294 - It was very nice meeting you. - Mm. 262 00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:29,645 And I truly do hope tonight you find your 2.8%. 263 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,081 You told him that? 264 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,474 In line for the bathroom? 265 00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,519 It was a long line. We talked a lot. 266 00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:35,956 So lovely meeting you. 267 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:38,262 - What is... Oh. - Oh, wow. 268 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,438 God, he smells good. 269 00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:42,136 Yeah. He smells great. 270 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:44,442 - All right. - Let's go. 271 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,793 The American people wanted this mandate. 272 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,143 We wanted to go back to a time when sex was reserved 273 00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:51,058 for the sanctity of marriage. 274 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:54,148 Since our resolution passed, teen pregnancy is near zero, 275 00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:56,716 STIs are at record lows, 276 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,327 and now it's a badge of honor to be an incel. 277 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,068 - When the mandate 278 00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,722 passed three years ago, your enforcement technology 279 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,506 proved to be faulty. 280 00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,551 How have you rectified this? 281 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,466 As you know, the good folks at Rexton Labs, 282 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,555 a proud American company, 283 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:13,471 have helped us reestablish our values around intimacy 284 00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:16,344 by outfitting every American with a biosensor. 285 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,738 Green if you're married, red if you're not. 286 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:22,263 Are you ready for your special drink? 287 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,481 - I'll bring them over. - No, no, no. 288 00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,569 I'll just... I'll take them. 289 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:25,657 - You sure? - Yeah. Thank you. 290 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,790 Good luck. 291 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,444 You're gonna have a busy first year. 292 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:40,107 ♪ Dopamine ♪ 293 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,719 ♪ Dopamine ♪ 294 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,156 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 295 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,943 ♪ But it feels so real to me... ♪ 296 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,640 Right now in America, 297 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,642 people are counting down the seconds until it is legal 298 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:56,036 for nonmarried adults to have sex. 299 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,516 Why do you have an exception for this one night? 300 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,911 I guess that's what sets us apart from... other places. 301 00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:04,131 Here, politics require compromise. 302 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,263 But on this night, we have made 303 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:09,223 the use of protection mandatory. 304 00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:14,881 Xièxi. 305 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,230 Flavor Flav says, 306 00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:17,884 let's go, New York! 307 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:21,975 Yeah, boy. Ten... 308 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,760 ...nine, eight, seven, 309 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,545 six, five, four, 310 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:30,984 three, two, one. 311 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:39,253 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 312 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:43,213 ♪ But it feels so real to me ♪ 313 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,434 ♪ I'm tripping on our chemistry ♪ 314 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,005 ♪ It's firing up inside of me ♪ 315 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,399 ♪ I just need to know ♪ 316 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,751 ♪ That I'm not alone ♪ 317 00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,797 - 318 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,103 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 319 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,758 ♪ But it feels so real to me ♪ 320 00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,543 - 321 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,023 ♪ This is one of those ones where ♪ 322 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,589 ♪ You've just gotta give in ♪ 323 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,730 ♪ I'm gonna give it my all ♪ 324 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:25,516 ♪ This time it's gonna be whatever ♪ 325 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,040 ♪ And that's cool ♪ 326 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:30,086 ♪ I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve ♪ 327 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:33,481 ♪ I need to get out of this rubber coat ♪ 328 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:39,530 ♪ Baby, round upside my mind ♪ 329 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:42,316 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 330 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,189 ♪ But it feels so real to me ♪ 331 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:51,455 ♪ I'm tripping on our chemistry ♪ 332 00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:56,417 ♪ It's firing up inside of me ♪ 333 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,898 ♪ I just need to know ♪ 334 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,250 ♪ That I'm not alone ♪ 335 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:08,037 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 336 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:12,563 ♪ But it feels so real to me. ♪ 337 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,139 Jesus, Owen. 338 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,401 You look like shit. 339 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,360 Hey, Ma. 340 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,846 " by Rocks & Pearls playing quietly] 341 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:35,978 What are you doing home? 342 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,980 Oh, Jacinta met a prince. 343 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,199 - Mm. - Literally. 344 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,243 Of course she did. 345 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,115 What are you doing home? 346 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,377 Babysitting. 347 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,900 - What? - Nothing baby about me. 348 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,468 And the only sitting that needs to be done 349 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,339 is on my face. 350 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,602 No. Give me this. 351 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:54,214 Uh, uh, how old are you? 352 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,825 He's 12, and he doesn't understand a word he's saying. 353 00:15:56,868 --> 00:16:00,002 My name's Troy, but you can call me Tea Bag. 354 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,830 Sit. 355 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:03,875 Who? 356 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,790 He lives across the street. 357 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,575 His mom lost her sitter, 358 00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,490 so she offered me $5,000 to watch him. 359 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,448 - $5,000? - Period. 360 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:12,841 Surge pricing, babe. 361 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,147 What about your night? 362 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,539 Tonight is for the straights. 363 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,324 We've been dancing around your laws 364 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,978 since before the Bible. Hey! 365 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,675 - Put it down. - Okay. 366 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,504 But both of you will look much hotter with this. 367 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:24,722 I hate this kid. 368 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,246 He sucks. 369 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,378 I never really liked her, if I'm being honest. 370 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,467 You don't have to say that. You're always being honest. 371 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,686 I just don't think she appreciated you 372 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,079 for all that you are. 373 00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,210 You have to say that. You're my mom. 374 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,559 That's not true. 375 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:36,996 Your brother's kind of an asshole. 376 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,345 If I'm being honest. 377 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,392 I'm sorry, honey. 378 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,786 Oh, Christ, your hand is freezing. 379 00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:46,396 And it's all red. 380 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,268 Have you been checked for Raynaud's syndrome? 381 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:51,184 You know it runs on your father's side of the family. 382 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,403 That and having a girlfriend on Long Island. 383 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,884 I had it all planned out. 384 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,581 Yeah, I know you did, baby. 385 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,801 Life doesn't work that way. 386 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,719 Really think you should get out there tonight. 387 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,764 Nah, I think I'm just gonna stay here. 388 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,897 No, you should go out. Just call your friends. 389 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,638 Call Devin, Luis, whoever. 390 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:11,813 But they're all married now. 391 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,032 - Really? - Yeah. 392 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,511 Since when? 393 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,469 Since they couldn't take the mandate anymore. 394 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,166 Goddamn mandate. 395 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,994 Well, you can't stay here, Owen. 396 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,517 Why? 397 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,215 I'm gonna be having sex with Rick tonight. 398 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,261 Rick? 399 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,959 Hey, pal. 400 00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,787 You know, I didn't even know you were here. 401 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,094 - Right back at you. - Yeah, Owen's just leaving. 402 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,530 Sorry to overhear about your girlfriend. 403 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,966 He's gonna get back out there tonight. 404 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,620 It's the perfect night for it. 405 00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,753 A million fish in the barrel, ready to get shot. 406 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,233 It's a blessing. She blessed you with this. 407 00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:41,669 She's gonna be getting pipe, 408 00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:43,540 - so you might as well lay some. - Rick. 409 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:44,846 That's what this night is. Don't shoot the messenger. 410 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,413 I didn't vote for the mandate. 411 00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:47,892 No one voted for it. It was passed by Congress. 412 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,416 Which is a group of representatives 413 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,113 - that we all vote for. - See, that's what happens 414 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,854 - with one-issue voters. - Nobody keeps their 415 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,551 - campaign promises anymore. - It's passed by old men... 416 00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,292 - Besides, Big Tech... - It's... No, Big Tech has 417 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:57,815 - nothing to do with it. - ...has its thumbs on vote-- 418 00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,469 It was an ideological grenade thrown by old men 419 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,167 - who are not affected by it! - Women voted for it, too, 420 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,255 Gloria Steinem! 421 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,346 You got to go, honey. 422 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,130 Ooh, yeah, you got to go. 423 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,828 Yep. 424 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:13,266 Love potion, ten dollar. 425 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,094 White boy, love potion for tonight. 426 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,747 - No, no, I'm okay, thank you. - Five dollar for you. 427 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,009 Five dollar. White boy, white boy. 428 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,109 Oh, no, no. 429 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,893 No, no, no. Stop. 430 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,286 No sad songs. 431 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:34,678 No "woe is me." 432 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,376 Woe is not you. 433 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:37,986 - Woe is kind of me. - Oh, get over it. 434 00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,683 - Let's go. Come on. - I... 435 00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,381 Get up. If you're gonna be doing this by yourself, 436 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,296 you need to look like a shiny object, 437 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:46,212 something that screams, "Hey, everybody, I'm down to clown." 438 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:47,735 I'm neither down nor a clown. 439 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,172 Wait, I know. Wait there. 440 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:55,090 Blow that out. 441 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,441 My ex left this. 442 00:18:58,485 --> 00:18:59,573 Suzanne? 443 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:00,965 Mm-mm. Francesca. 444 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,794 Oh. But... - Uh... no. 445 00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:06,014 Come on, get up. The night's already started. 446 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,842 Cuffing season's almost over. 447 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,060 Put your arms up. 448 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,584 - Let's go! - Oh, wow. 449 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:12,281 - Come on. - But Francesca was, like, 450 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:13,978 cool and confident and... 451 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,415 - And? - Hot. 452 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,677 Hey, so are you. Step into that. 453 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,808 This is tiny. 454 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,638 You just got to find someone creative and-and smart, 455 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,293 and someone who's not afraid to get a little... 456 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,990 Wait. Shoes. 457 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,170 Are you sure this isn't a top? 458 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:33,346 I feel like everything's out. 459 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,435 - You got to wear these. - Whose were those? 460 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,393 - Meghan's. - What happened to Meghan? 461 00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:39,787 You know, she was acting, and then she met the guy. 462 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,310 I mean, she's always been a princess anyway. 463 00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:42,920 - I mean, the shoes fit... - It's a lot of this. 464 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,487 No, no, if there's one night for it, 465 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,141 - it's tonight. - Ooh. 466 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,361 - You sure? - Yes. Let it. 467 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,797 'Cause maybe if it had a snap? 468 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,277 Wait. Let me see. 469 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,627 I mean, you look... 470 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,455 deserving. 471 00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,153 But you need a purse. 472 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,589 Oh. 473 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,593 Do you have a condom? 474 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,595 - Girl. - Right. Sorry. 475 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,857 Jacinta took our stash. 476 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:12,298 If you want to holla at your boy, I'm holdin'. 477 00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,387 - Get out! - Hey. 478 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,432 Jesus. Here. 479 00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,000 "Wide fit"? 480 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,784 How you like me now, auntie? 481 00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,133 5,000 isn't enough. 482 00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,613 Uh-uh. You got duped. 483 00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,291 - Oh, God. - Oh, I-I'm so sorry. 484 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,901 - I'm sorry. - Are you all right? 485 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:51,902 - Yeah, no, it's okay. - Are you? Are you okay? 486 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,077 Yeah, yeah. You? 487 00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:54,949 Yeah. I'll make it. 488 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,473 I was... 489 00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:58,909 Uh, yeah. 490 00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,737 You headed out for the... 491 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,957 Uh, yeah. 492 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,263 - You? 493 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:09,050 Yeah. Yeah. 494 00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:10,269 I guess so. 495 00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:15,274 Someone in particular or...? 496 00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:17,928 Or. 497 00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:20,235 Or. 498 00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:26,067 I'm Owen. 499 00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:28,069 Allie. 500 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,814 Oh, my... 501 00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:35,685 - God. Ugh. - I'm so sorry. 502 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:38,035 I ate two omakases, chef's choice sushi. 503 00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:39,646 It was really expensive. I had to eat 'em. 504 00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,648 - What? - My girlfriend left, 505 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,171 and I'd already ordered them. 506 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,825 Ugh. 507 00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,609 She's not my girlfriend, actually. 508 00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:48,785 She was meant to be my fiancée, but now she's neither. 509 00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:51,222 Get it together, dude. 510 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:52,702 - 511 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,794 I'm sorry. 512 00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,377 Get the... Get off! 513 00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:16,900 Let go! 514 00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:19,338 Help! Somebody help me! 515 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,817 Get off! My bag! 516 00:22:20,861 --> 00:22:22,384 Hey, man, stop. 517 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:24,081 - Let go! - Hey! -MUGGER: Let go! 518 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:25,344 - What are you doing, man? Stop. - 519 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:27,955 - NYPD! - Police! 520 00:22:27,998 --> 00:22:29,478 - Freeze! - Freeze! 521 00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:30,610 - Hey. - Cut, cut, cut. 522 00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:31,785 What do you mean "cut"? 523 00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:33,134 - What? - Why are we cutting? 524 00:22:33,177 --> 00:22:34,135 - Who said cut? -Why? - Got to go again. 525 00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:35,876 - Who are you? - What? 526 00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:37,356 What are you doing here? You didn't see all the cameras? 527 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:38,269 - What do you mean? - Cameras everywhere, bro. 528 00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:39,619 We're shooting a movie. 529 00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:41,098 You couldn't wait 30 fucking seconds? 530 00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:42,926 Now we got to redo the whole thing, dude. 531 00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:44,624 - My girl's waiting for me. - I thought there was a robbery. 532 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:45,929 You know what? I think we got it. We got it, right? 533 00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:47,191 We paint this mook out VFX, right? 534 00:22:47,235 --> 00:22:48,323 - We good? - Nope. Got to go again. 535 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,716 - What? -No! - Going again. 536 00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:51,326 - Ugh! -Why would you make a movie today? 537 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,372 - Today's the night. - Yeah, dude. No paparazzi. 538 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,461 - Yeah. -Right? No kids with the fucking TikTok, right? 539 00:22:55,504 --> 00:22:57,071 Everybody's in their houses, right, getting it done. 540 00:22:57,114 --> 00:22:58,638 - It's nice to meet you. - Hi. I know. Thank you. 541 00:22:58,681 --> 00:22:59,943 Well, I mean, you got to have someone, right? 542 00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:01,205 Look at you. Fucking face. 543 00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:02,990 No. 544 00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:04,600 - Really? - What's wrong with you? 545 00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,123 There's nothing wrong with me. 546 00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:07,560 - I'm sorry, man. That sucks. - Yeah, sorry. 547 00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:08,865 - It'll be okay. - Nothing wrong with me. 548 00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:10,780 - I just... um... - I'm sorry. -Sorry. 549 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,086 - Sir, sir. - Yeah, sorry, man. 550 00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:13,435 - Good luck. - Yeah, come with me. 551 00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:15,002 I can't believe he doesn't have anybody. 552 00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:16,525 - It's weird, right? - Yeah. 553 00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:18,397 He's so hot, I thought... 554 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,051 I mean, I-I'd fuck that guy, you know? 555 00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:30,670 - 556 00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:36,110 You waiting on someone? 557 00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,416 No. 558 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,896 Just taking a break? 559 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:41,724 Something like that. 560 00:23:41,768 --> 00:23:42,986 So, what can I get you? 561 00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:44,423 Something to help me forget 562 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,686 about the last three years of my life, 563 00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:48,688 - in a dirty glass. - I get it. 564 00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:51,386 Single bitches be crazy tonight. 565 00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:57,740 Could always be worse. 566 00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:03,703 Why do you think she would do this tonight? 567 00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:07,097 I mean, that picture you showed me of the guy... 568 00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:08,577 he's pretty good-looking. 569 00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:09,926 It was on LinkedIn. 570 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:12,494 Those are all bullshit headshots. 571 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:14,714 Look. Is he really that much better than me? 572 00:24:14,757 --> 00:24:16,585 Mm. 573 00:24:16,629 --> 00:24:19,545 Look, sometimes you just want something different, okay? 574 00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:21,721 And tonight's the night to explore. 575 00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:23,331 See all these Doras? 576 00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:25,420 They're all just looking for their Diegos. 577 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,640 They're cousins. 578 00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:29,729 - Really? - Yeah. Their moms are sisters. 579 00:24:29,772 --> 00:24:32,253 If anything, Diego would be getting with the map. 580 00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:34,908 Or maybe Backpack, but later in college. 581 00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:38,259 You know what? I bet you she thinks I can't do it. 582 00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:39,913 That I'll be too upset. 583 00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:42,089 Too upset. Yeah. 584 00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:43,569 Yeah, that's her plan. 585 00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:44,961 She gets with that bus driver... 586 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:46,397 I think it said that he's a pilot. 587 00:24:46,441 --> 00:24:47,747 Right, she gets to have her one night 588 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:49,357 thinking I'm gonna be all by myself, 589 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,315 too upset to do anything, she gets her little fix 590 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:52,708 and then comes running back to me. 591 00:24:52,752 --> 00:24:54,928 Well, fuck that. This dog's gonna hunt. 592 00:24:54,971 --> 00:24:56,277 - Go off, king. - You know what she called me? 593 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,975 She called me a nice guy. 594 00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:00,673 Do I look like a nice guy? 595 00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:03,153 - Is... is she okay? 596 00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:04,981 - I think she needs some water. - Listen. 597 00:25:05,025 --> 00:25:06,548 You do seem like a nice guy. 598 00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:08,724 - No, no, no, no. - But I swear it's a good thing. 599 00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:12,119 No woman wants to be with a nice guy. 600 00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:14,338 If you were single, would you want to have sex with me? 601 00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:15,905 What makes you think I'm not single? 602 00:25:15,949 --> 00:25:17,864 'Cause you're working tonight. 603 00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:20,083 Until my shift ends in 30 minutes. 604 00:25:21,302 --> 00:25:22,956 That mean you want to hang out? 605 00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:24,871 God, you really have been out of the game, haven't you? 606 00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:27,526 See you in 30 minutes. 607 00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:28,918 - Okay. - Okay. 608 00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:31,268 - Cool. - Cool. 609 00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:32,574 You have protection, right? 610 00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:34,663 - Yeah. - Okay. 611 00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:36,056 I'm just gonna get some air. 612 00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:37,231 Okay. 613 00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:38,841 See you in a bit. 614 00:25:38,885 --> 00:25:40,451 Hey. 615 00:25:40,495 --> 00:25:42,192 Hey, you should drink that. 616 00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:43,672 Just drink it. 617 00:25:45,718 --> 00:25:47,589 Great. Now I'm getting roofied. 618 00:25:54,248 --> 00:25:56,076 Hey, buddy. You have any condoms? 619 00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:57,773 - That's it? - Nah. 620 00:25:57,817 --> 00:25:59,253 - None? - Ain't got none. 621 00:26:32,982 --> 00:26:34,331 Hi. 622 00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:36,638 Hi. 623 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,118 Crazy night. 624 00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:39,336 Andrew. 625 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:40,947 Allie. 626 00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:42,383 I got a 1:40 available. 627 00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:43,863 It's only a 20-minute block, 628 00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:45,473 but your dress should save us some time. 629 00:26:45,516 --> 00:26:48,128 Uh, no, thank you, Andrew. 630 00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:49,738 ♪ Get lost forever ♪ 631 00:26:49,782 --> 00:26:52,219 ♪ Nice try ♪ 632 00:26:52,262 --> 00:26:54,003 ♪ Get out the way ♪ 633 00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:56,658 ♪ You're in our way... ♪ 634 00:26:56,702 --> 00:27:00,053 So, my firm was one of the first angels in on Rexton Labs. 635 00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:02,142 Every sensor on a wrist, 636 00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:03,796 that's five boodles in our pocket. 637 00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:07,756 There are 266 million people in this country over 18. 638 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,018 You do the math. 639 00:27:09,062 --> 00:27:10,977 1.3 billion. 640 00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:12,848 Mama! 641 00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:15,938 I'm bringing someone home for Thanksgiving! 642 00:27:15,982 --> 00:27:19,115 - Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! - Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 643 00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:21,074 - Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! - Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 644 00:27:21,117 --> 00:27:23,554 - Make your one night smooth! - Try it. Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 645 00:27:23,598 --> 00:27:25,426 - Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! - Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 646 00:27:25,469 --> 00:27:28,081 Yeah! Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 647 00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:29,735 Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 648 00:27:29,778 --> 00:27:33,739 It tracks dopamine, oxytocin and testosterone levels. 649 00:27:33,782 --> 00:27:36,350 So if it spikes when it's close to another one 650 00:27:36,393 --> 00:27:38,787 with elevated levels, bam! 651 00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:42,486 It flashes red, and the authorities are alerted via 5G. 652 00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:46,534 So we're developing a pill that masks dopamine. 653 00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:48,754 Correct me if I'm wrong, but couldn't that also lead 654 00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:50,973 to the cure for Parkinson's? 655 00:27:51,017 --> 00:27:53,193 There's no money in that shit. 656 00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:55,586 - Wow. - Enough small talk. 657 00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:57,588 We swiping right, or what's the dilly? 658 00:27:57,632 --> 00:28:00,504 I can palm that card in my hand like so, 659 00:28:00,548 --> 00:28:02,724 and all I have to do is blow. 660 00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:04,378 And the card dissolves... 661 00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:06,119 ...and disappears completely. 662 00:28:06,162 --> 00:28:07,468 That's amazing. 663 00:28:07,511 --> 00:28:09,513 I think you have something in your... 664 00:28:09,557 --> 00:28:10,776 No. 665 00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:13,996 You have something in your... 666 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,912 ♪ I hope you're gonna get out soon ♪ 667 00:28:25,965 --> 00:28:27,357 Hi. 668 00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:30,752 Do you have any more? 669 00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:32,188 All gone. 670 00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:34,060 Ay, mi pinga. 671 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:40,196 Be safe tonight. 672 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,764 I have to be honest, I've met a lot of crazy people tonight. 673 00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:44,940 I have met lunatics. 674 00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:46,899 It's like they all come out on this one night. 675 00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:48,944 And they're like zombies, just preying on all of us. 676 00:28:48,988 --> 00:28:50,903 - It's a literal nightmare. - Right? 677 00:28:50,946 --> 00:28:53,557 Is there no normal person who hasn't found their person yet? 678 00:28:53,601 --> 00:28:56,952 So, want to do him first, then me, 679 00:28:56,996 --> 00:28:59,563 or me, then him, or maybe surprise us? 680 00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:01,174 Or both of us at the same time? 681 00:29:01,217 --> 00:29:02,479 - Oh, that's fun. - Yeah. 682 00:29:02,523 --> 00:29:03,916 Sort of a human Jenga situation. 683 00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:05,395 His top, my bottom. 684 00:29:05,439 --> 00:29:07,049 Or we could do it hangman style. 685 00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:08,834 - Or we could switch it up. - Both of us from under. 686 00:29:08,877 --> 00:29:10,444 - With a little tickle. - The tickle thing? 687 00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:11,575 Tickle from the back and front at the same time? 688 00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:13,142 That sounds good, right? 689 00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:14,578 On your side or on your back or... 690 00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:16,058 - Side. Side. - Side. 691 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,354 That is sad. 692 00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:53,487 Like, really sad, like... 693 00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:57,404 You win the gold medal at the Sad Song Olympics. 694 00:29:59,449 --> 00:30:02,191 Would you mind if I... 695 00:30:02,235 --> 00:30:04,411 toss my hat into the ring? 696 00:30:04,454 --> 00:30:06,456 Sure. 697 00:30:17,467 --> 00:30:19,382 It's very sad. 698 00:30:19,426 --> 00:30:21,428 Thanks. 699 00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:23,299 My parents are German. 700 00:30:23,343 --> 00:30:29,349 ♪ I'm lyin' alone with my head on the phone ♪ 701 00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:32,700 ♪ Thinkin' of you till it hurts ♪ 702 00:30:32,743 --> 00:30:35,224 This is a sad song. 703 00:30:35,268 --> 00:30:37,618 ♪ I wish I could carry ♪ 704 00:30:37,661 --> 00:30:40,882 ♪ Your smile in my heart ♪ 705 00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:45,104 ♪ For times when my life seems so low ♪ 706 00:30:45,147 --> 00:30:46,496 This is the saddest part. 707 00:30:46,540 --> 00:30:49,238 ♪ It would make me believe ♪ 708 00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:52,720 ♪ What tomorrow would bring ♪ 709 00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:58,030 ♪ When today doesn't really know ♪ 710 00:30:58,073 --> 00:31:00,597 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 711 00:31:00,641 --> 00:31:02,295 ♪ I'm all out of... ♪ 712 00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:03,992 You know the song, right? 713 00:31:04,036 --> 00:31:06,952 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 714 00:31:06,995 --> 00:31:09,693 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 715 00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:11,739 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 716 00:31:11,782 --> 00:31:14,089 ♪ Believing for so long ♪ 717 00:31:14,133 --> 00:31:15,743 - -You know what I'm gonna do, right? 718 00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:17,527 - No. Oh, wow. - Key change. Higher but sadder. 719 00:31:17,571 --> 00:31:19,747 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 720 00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:22,532 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 721 00:31:22,576 --> 00:31:24,752 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 722 00:31:24,795 --> 00:31:27,668 ♪ Believing for so long ♪ 723 00:31:27,711 --> 00:31:30,279 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 724 00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:32,629 ♪ What am I without you? ♪ 725 00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:34,849 ♪ I can't be too late ♪ 726 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:39,114 ♪ To say that I was so wrong. ♪ 727 00:31:39,158 --> 00:31:41,203 - It's a sad song. 728 00:31:41,247 --> 00:31:43,727 So sad. Wow. 729 00:31:43,771 --> 00:31:47,166 Have I heard you sing before? Your voice is so familiar. 730 00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:49,168 Uh, n-no. 731 00:31:49,211 --> 00:31:50,473 Probably not. 732 00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:52,171 Well, I should have. 733 00:31:52,214 --> 00:31:53,607 You're kind of amazing. 734 00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:55,565 No, you're amazing. 735 00:31:55,609 --> 00:31:57,567 No, I'm serious. 736 00:31:57,611 --> 00:31:59,787 - I'm serious. - No. 737 00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:01,484 I'm serious. 738 00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:15,411 - Are you sure this is okay? - What? 739 00:32:15,455 --> 00:32:17,457 I feel like we don't have to do this now. 740 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:19,372 You know, I don't think of you as just... 741 00:32:19,415 --> 00:32:21,069 Mandate meat? 742 00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:24,203 Oh, that term is disgusting, but, well, yeah. 743 00:32:26,248 --> 00:32:28,381 God, you're sweet. 744 00:32:29,730 --> 00:32:31,340 I have a condom. 745 00:32:33,299 --> 00:32:35,083 I'll be right back. 746 00:32:54,929 --> 00:32:56,583 You got to be kidding me. 747 00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:06,201 Anyone here? 748 00:33:07,724 --> 00:33:10,205 Yeah. Uh, what can I do for you? 749 00:33:10,249 --> 00:33:12,512 - Do you have any more condoms? - Uh, sorry. 750 00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:14,209 Um, we're all out. 751 00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:15,836 - 752 00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:22,190 - 753 00:34:29,850 --> 00:34:30,851 - 754 00:34:30,894 --> 00:34:32,331 Condoms. 755 00:34:33,854 --> 00:34:34,898 Yes! 756 00:34:34,942 --> 00:34:36,900 I will take it. 757 00:34:36,944 --> 00:34:38,119 Thank you. 758 00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:40,426 - 200. - What? That's gouging. 759 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:43,342 I feel awful about it. 760 00:34:43,385 --> 00:34:44,560 Fine. 761 00:34:44,604 --> 00:34:45,866 Cash only. 762 00:34:45,909 --> 00:34:48,782 ATM in the back. 763 00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:51,350 But somebody already beat you to it. 764 00:35:00,663 --> 00:35:02,883 - That's crazy. - Uh... 765 00:35:02,926 --> 00:35:04,885 Look, I'm-I'm really sorry about what happened earlier. 766 00:35:04,928 --> 00:35:06,016 It's all good. 767 00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:07,366 No, I-I want to explain. 768 00:35:07,409 --> 00:35:08,802 I went for dinner with my girlfriend. 769 00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:10,238 I'd ordered two omakases. 770 00:35:10,282 --> 00:35:11,413 You vomit words, too? 771 00:35:13,372 --> 00:35:15,025 Like I said, I'm really sorry. 772 00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:18,638 Glad you found someone, though. 773 00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:21,423 Looks like we both found our "or." 774 00:35:22,294 --> 00:35:24,513 Is that him? 775 00:35:24,557 --> 00:35:26,211 I like that jacket. Is that Buck Mason? 776 00:35:26,254 --> 00:35:28,126 - That is my PIN. 777 00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:30,737 - Hey, Tits McGee. 778 00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:32,304 Sorry. 779 00:35:32,347 --> 00:35:33,653 Let me see if mine works. 780 00:35:33,696 --> 00:35:35,350 Oh, so you can get it? No. 781 00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:37,178 - -Well, it looks like you've been here 782 00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:38,701 a while now, and you don't seem to be yielding much fruit. 783 00:35:38,745 --> 00:35:40,181 - They got 'em. - $200, cash only, 784 00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:41,791 - ATM in the back. - Okay, look. 785 00:35:41,835 --> 00:35:43,924 - I really need this. - So do I. 786 00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:46,361 I have a window, and it's gonna close if I don't get back 787 00:35:46,405 --> 00:35:48,146 in eight and three-quarter minutes. 788 00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:50,626 I actually have a real connection with somebody, okay? 789 00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:52,193 You're in a bodega trying to buy a condom. 790 00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:54,326 What does he get on his pizza? 791 00:35:54,369 --> 00:35:55,936 What? 792 00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:57,546 Well, if you have a real connection with someone, 793 00:35:57,590 --> 00:35:59,374 you know what kind of pizza they like. 794 00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:00,984 It's coffee, not pizza. 795 00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:02,421 - It's how they take their coffee. -Okay, okay. 796 00:36:02,464 --> 00:36:05,685 How does he take his coffee, then? 797 00:36:05,728 --> 00:36:08,296 He likes it how I like it: black with three sugars. 798 00:36:09,819 --> 00:36:11,169 Well, that's gross. 799 00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:13,562 He thinks it's adorable. 800 00:36:15,303 --> 00:36:17,610 I'm sure you'll end up at the top 801 00:36:17,653 --> 00:36:20,874 of the Empire State Building at sunrise, 802 00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:22,745 pledging your undying love. 803 00:36:23,746 --> 00:36:25,226 I would love that for us. 804 00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:26,793 May I? 805 00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:28,882 Just... 806 00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:30,449 Ah. 807 00:36:36,368 --> 00:36:37,630 Thank you. 808 00:36:41,851 --> 00:36:43,288 I want to go now. 809 00:36:43,331 --> 00:36:45,768 So hot. 810 00:36:48,423 --> 00:36:49,685 - No, no, no. 811 00:36:49,729 --> 00:36:50,991 That's not right. 812 00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:52,558 - Ah, I just did payroll. - This sucks. 813 00:36:52,601 --> 00:36:54,690 - Hey, my guy. Can I use that? - My God! 814 00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:56,431 You guys have been here for a minute. 815 00:36:56,475 --> 00:36:59,217 Aren't you guys a little old, too? 816 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:01,001 - What? - What? 817 00:37:03,003 --> 00:37:05,005 Excuse me. 818 00:37:05,048 --> 00:37:06,398 Pardon me. 819 00:37:06,441 --> 00:37:07,616 - Oh, fuck yeah. 820 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:08,965 Oh, literally. 821 00:37:09,009 --> 00:37:10,837 Mwah. 822 00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:13,927 I hate this night. 823 00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:16,016 Sucks. 824 00:37:16,059 --> 00:37:17,887 Got to get the key. 825 00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:27,027 So hot. 826 00:37:50,572 --> 00:37:52,139 What are you doing? 827 00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:54,228 Making it happen. 828 00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:01,279 Go. 829 00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:02,497 - ♪ Let me go on ♪ - Oh! 830 00:38:02,541 --> 00:38:03,716 - Oh! 831 00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:05,239 ♪ Like a blister in the sun ♪ 832 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,458 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 833 00:38:06,501 --> 00:38:07,372 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Oh! 834 00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:08,895 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 835 00:38:08,938 --> 00:38:10,766 ♪ Big hands, I know you're the one ♪ 836 00:38:14,857 --> 00:38:17,469 Oh, my God, you are a crazy person. 837 00:38:17,512 --> 00:38:19,514 - Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, God. - Oh! 838 00:38:19,558 --> 00:38:21,211 - Bro. - Film it. Film it. 839 00:38:21,255 --> 00:38:23,431 Oh! 840 00:38:24,824 --> 00:38:26,782 What? How? 841 00:38:26,826 --> 00:38:28,001 Hey! Stop! 842 00:38:28,044 --> 00:38:29,350 Uh-oh. 843 00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:31,134 - Every goddamn year. - Hey. 844 00:38:31,178 --> 00:38:32,527 - What are you doing? - One of us should get it. 845 00:38:32,571 --> 00:38:34,050 - Come on. - Motherfuckers! 846 00:38:34,094 --> 00:38:36,836 - Go, go, go, go, go! - You fucking animals! 847 00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:38,664 They're chasing us! 848 00:38:38,707 --> 00:38:40,100 When that one condom gets stolen on Fuck Night! 849 00:38:40,143 --> 00:38:41,493 Bro! 850 00:38:41,536 --> 00:38:42,885 - Oh! -Oh, my God. 851 00:38:44,409 --> 00:38:46,454 ♪ Ow! ♪ 852 00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:48,543 - Hey. In here, here, here, here, here. -What? 853 00:38:48,587 --> 00:38:50,632 - You can't just go backwards. - Go back, back, back, back. 854 00:38:50,676 --> 00:38:52,591 - Down, down, down. - Oh, my God. 855 00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:14,047 Okay, wait. 856 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,050 I know I just met the guy, 857 00:39:17,093 --> 00:39:19,487 but I actually think he could be someone special. 858 00:39:19,531 --> 00:39:22,011 I really need to get back out there tonight. 859 00:39:26,581 --> 00:39:27,930 Flip for it. 860 00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:31,891 Durex or warnings and instructions? 861 00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:33,196 Warnings and instructions. 862 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,589 - Okay. - No. 863 00:39:34,633 --> 00:39:35,634 Durex. 864 00:39:35,677 --> 00:39:37,113 Okay. 865 00:39:38,854 --> 00:39:40,421 Warnings and instructions. 866 00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:41,770 You're warnings and instructions, I'm Durex. 867 00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:43,032 I'm gonna change my mind. 868 00:39:43,076 --> 00:39:44,512 Durex. 869 00:39:44,556 --> 00:39:46,209 - One... - No, warnings and instructions. 870 00:39:46,253 --> 00:39:47,907 - I can't... I can't... - Okay, how about I'm Durex? 871 00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:49,735 You have to take in the conditions of the wind and, 872 00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:51,389 like, how heavy this is and how long it was in the box. 873 00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:53,086 - Fuck are you talking about? - This is a big moment. 874 00:39:53,129 --> 00:39:55,218 And I've got someone waiting for me back at the bar. 875 00:39:55,262 --> 00:39:56,394 She's gonna leave soon. 876 00:39:57,917 --> 00:39:59,527 Durex, warnings and instructions. 877 00:39:59,571 --> 00:40:01,573 No, no, no, no, no. Warnings and instructions, Durex. 878 00:40:01,616 --> 00:40:03,357 - I can't look. - Oh, my God. 879 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,924 - One... - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 880 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,843 - 881 00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:17,806 Okay, go a little lower. 882 00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:19,025 A little lower. 883 00:40:19,068 --> 00:40:20,243 Yep. 884 00:40:22,289 --> 00:40:23,986 - Don't look. - I'm not looking. 885 00:40:25,074 --> 00:40:27,163 - Ow! Look a little. 886 00:40:27,207 --> 00:40:29,035 - I'm sorry. - Okay, little farther. 887 00:40:29,078 --> 00:40:31,167 Little farther. 888 00:40:31,211 --> 00:40:32,386 I got it. 889 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:33,605 - Got it? - Yep. 890 00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:34,693 Ow! 891 00:40:34,736 --> 00:40:35,998 I'm sorry. 892 00:40:37,957 --> 00:40:40,481 Oh, my God. Whoa. 893 00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:42,178 - 894 00:40:42,222 --> 00:40:43,745 - You okay? 895 00:40:43,789 --> 00:40:45,530 Yeah. And I got it. 896 00:40:48,663 --> 00:40:50,186 It was warnings and instructions. 897 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,320 Thanks. 898 00:41:01,763 --> 00:41:03,635 Did you get it? 899 00:41:10,163 --> 00:41:11,904 Sorry. 900 00:41:19,694 --> 00:41:21,914 ♪ You're gonna take it ♪ 901 00:41:21,957 --> 00:41:25,308 ♪ Oh, yes, you're gonna take it ♪ 902 00:41:25,352 --> 00:41:28,224 - Aw. - ♪ You are gonna take it ♪ 903 00:41:28,268 --> 00:41:30,792 ♪ Tonight ♪ 904 00:41:30,836 --> 00:41:33,621 ♪ Penestra! ♪ 905 00:41:33,665 --> 00:41:35,623 - 906 00:41:46,634 --> 00:41:52,074 ♪ Cardamom and jade as your eyes streamed ♪ 907 00:41:52,118 --> 00:41:57,166 ♪ On the night you showed your volcanic side ♪ 908 00:41:57,210 --> 00:41:59,038 ♪ And I'm afraid to need... ♪ 909 00:41:59,081 --> 00:42:00,430 Do you live here? 910 00:42:00,474 --> 00:42:02,476 Yeah. My spot. 911 00:42:04,434 --> 00:42:07,394 - Is that a... - I know. It's a bit much. 912 00:42:07,437 --> 00:42:09,352 He's an old friend. 913 00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:11,877 And nothing says housewarming like a silhouette 914 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,096 of an old-timey boy holding a balloon duck. 915 00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:16,011 - Want something to drink? 916 00:42:16,055 --> 00:42:18,623 I make a mean glass of wine. 917 00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,886 - Yeah, I would love something. - All right. 918 00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:23,845 - Is that a... - Fake Basquiat? 919 00:42:25,107 --> 00:42:26,718 No. 920 00:42:28,197 --> 00:42:30,373 Go, make yourself comfortable. 921 00:42:31,636 --> 00:42:33,812 ♪ I don't wanna wait for you ♪ 922 00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:38,077 ♪ I don't wanna wait for you, I don't wanna wait for you ♪ 923 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:41,036 ♪ But I need you, so I won't go. ♪ 924 00:42:49,218 --> 00:42:50,872 To the girl who's made my night. 925 00:43:05,191 --> 00:43:06,932 How do you take your pizza? 926 00:43:06,975 --> 00:43:08,020 What? 927 00:43:08,063 --> 00:43:09,499 I'm, um... 928 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:11,632 Nothing. 929 00:43:33,523 --> 00:43:35,743 - 930 00:43:37,223 --> 00:43:38,441 - 931 00:43:40,139 --> 00:43:41,662 Ah, fuck. 932 00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:43,055 - Go! We'll take the back! -Yeah, fuck. 933 00:43:43,751 --> 00:43:45,710 Wha... Hey. 934 00:43:45,753 --> 00:43:47,189 - NYPD! 935 00:43:47,233 --> 00:43:48,234 - -OFFICER 3: We know you're in there! 936 00:43:48,277 --> 00:43:50,105 We followed your motorcycle! 937 00:43:50,149 --> 00:43:51,716 It was just one condom! 938 00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:54,283 Open up, or we're gonna knock your door down! 939 00:43:54,327 --> 00:43:56,155 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 940 00:43:56,198 --> 00:43:58,592 ♪ What am I without you? ♪ 941 00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:00,855 - Hey! - ♪ I can't be too late... ♪ 942 00:44:00,899 --> 00:44:02,465 Where are we going? 943 00:44:02,509 --> 00:44:03,815 Max? 944 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:08,950 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 945 00:44:08,994 --> 00:44:10,169 Max? 946 00:44:10,212 --> 00:44:11,431 ♪ Believing for so long... ♪ 947 00:44:11,474 --> 00:44:12,780 This way, this way. 948 00:44:12,824 --> 00:44:14,260 Here! 949 00:44:14,303 --> 00:44:15,565 - I see somebody! - Hey! 950 00:44:15,609 --> 00:44:16,697 You! 951 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:18,960 You there! 952 00:44:19,004 --> 00:44:20,353 ♪ I know I was so wrong... ♪ 953 00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:22,050 Stop! Wait! 954 00:44:22,094 --> 00:44:23,573 Damn it. 955 00:44:23,617 --> 00:44:24,879 Stop! 956 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:26,881 Get... 957 00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:30,668 Hey! Stop right there! 958 00:44:30,711 --> 00:44:32,408 - Wait! - Wait, wait, wait. Whoa. 959 00:44:32,452 --> 00:44:34,106 Whoa. 960 00:44:34,149 --> 00:44:35,673 Goddamn it, honey, why are you running? 961 00:44:35,716 --> 00:44:37,675 We're not after you. We're after him. 962 00:44:38,806 --> 00:44:40,503 He's on parole. 963 00:44:40,547 --> 00:44:42,680 ♪ I'm so lost without you... ♪ 964 00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:44,812 He ain't allowed to have sex tonight. 965 00:44:49,382 --> 00:44:50,818 - 966 00:44:50,862 --> 00:44:52,559 - 967 00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:59,000 Okay, how would you characterize your relationship 968 00:44:59,044 --> 00:45:00,828 with Mr. McGuinness? 969 00:45:00,872 --> 00:45:03,091 Uh, relatively new. 970 00:45:03,135 --> 00:45:06,094 The officers reported that you were in your undergarments. 971 00:45:06,138 --> 00:45:09,010 Your goons kicked down a door and violated our privacy. 972 00:45:09,054 --> 00:45:11,970 I can't believe you expend all these resources on this. 973 00:45:12,013 --> 00:45:14,886 Did he mention he spent time in jail for violating the mandate? 974 00:45:14,929 --> 00:45:16,801 So, what, what, he had consensual sex 975 00:45:16,844 --> 00:45:18,498 that the government didn't want him to? 976 00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:19,934 He violated it 14 times. 977 00:45:19,978 --> 00:45:21,327 - 14? - In eight days. 978 00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:23,068 Eight? 979 00:45:23,111 --> 00:45:24,896 You think we really want to be dealing with this shit? 980 00:45:24,939 --> 00:45:26,288 Seeing who's playing slap-and-tickle 981 00:45:26,332 --> 00:45:27,986 without a ring on their finger? 982 00:45:28,029 --> 00:45:29,770 Then why do you? Seriously, just because we're living 983 00:45:29,814 --> 00:45:31,467 in these crazy times does not mean 984 00:45:31,511 --> 00:45:32,904 that you need to be on the wrong side of history. 985 00:45:32,947 --> 00:45:35,080 Where's your conscience? 986 00:45:35,123 --> 00:45:36,472 With my pension. 987 00:45:36,516 --> 00:45:38,300 Give me your wrist. 988 00:45:38,344 --> 00:45:39,998 We just need to confirm the integrity of your biosensor, 989 00:45:40,041 --> 00:45:42,043 and then you can be on your way. 990 00:45:43,305 --> 00:45:44,611 The data center's pretty busy. 991 00:45:44,654 --> 00:45:46,613 You can wait outside. 992 00:45:46,656 --> 00:45:48,267 - Really great work. - Mm. 993 00:45:48,310 --> 00:45:51,313 Thank you for keeping our streets safe. 994 00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:54,316 Just so you know, your relatively new boyfriend 995 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,492 is also being charged with real estate fraud, 996 00:45:56,536 --> 00:45:59,147 property trespass, grand theft motorcycle, 997 00:45:59,191 --> 00:46:02,847 stealing various wine and art, including a silhouette of a boy 998 00:46:02,890 --> 00:46:05,850 holding a duck balloon, and a fake Basquiat. 999 00:46:05,893 --> 00:46:07,852 I knew it was fake. 1000 00:46:12,552 --> 00:46:14,119 The bastards got me again. 1001 00:46:16,512 --> 00:46:18,950 I don't care how many times you arrest me. 1002 00:46:18,993 --> 00:46:21,169 I ain't wearing no love glove. 1003 00:46:43,409 --> 00:46:45,237 ♪ We go up ♪ 1004 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,978 ♪ And we go down ♪ 1005 00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:50,895 ♪ How we go up ♪ 1006 00:46:50,938 --> 00:46:53,332 ♪ And we go down ♪ 1007 00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:57,379 ♪ Yeah, I've been thinking about ♪ 1008 00:46:57,423 --> 00:46:59,381 ♪ We're hot and cold ♪ 1009 00:46:59,425 --> 00:47:00,905 ♪ The moon and sun ♪ 1010 00:47:00,948 --> 00:47:02,907 ♪ We don't know what it is ♪ 1011 00:47:02,950 --> 00:47:05,300 ♪ That we're both running from... ♪ 1012 00:47:05,344 --> 00:47:06,998 I'm down by the water. 1013 00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:08,956 Make a left when you get to the clearing. 1014 00:47:10,871 --> 00:47:12,960 Right on the grass. 1015 00:47:13,004 --> 00:47:14,483 - Keep going. - Okay. 1016 00:47:14,527 --> 00:47:16,224 You're getting warmer. 1017 00:47:16,268 --> 00:47:17,530 Much warmer. 1018 00:47:17,573 --> 00:47:20,011 Getting hot. 1019 00:47:20,054 --> 00:47:21,969 ♪ Manipulate ♪ 1020 00:47:24,493 --> 00:47:25,668 Oh, my God. 1021 00:47:25,712 --> 00:47:27,845 - You're hot. - So are you. 1022 00:47:27,888 --> 00:47:29,281 It's nice to meet you. 1023 00:47:29,324 --> 00:47:31,805 It's nice to meet you, too. 1024 00:47:35,330 --> 00:47:36,810 You want to go here? 1025 00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:39,813 That's the one good thing about this stupid night. 1026 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:41,119 No wasted time. 1027 00:47:42,511 --> 00:47:43,948 Y-You're right. 1028 00:47:45,253 --> 00:47:47,081 Okay, Felix. 1029 00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:49,127 It's Owen. I lied about my name. 1030 00:47:49,170 --> 00:47:51,042 I did, too. 1031 00:47:51,085 --> 00:47:52,434 I'm Sophie. 1032 00:47:52,478 --> 00:47:54,654 - Sophie. - Mm-hmm. 1033 00:47:54,697 --> 00:47:56,047 All right, well, you want to... 1034 00:47:56,090 --> 00:47:57,309 How do we... 1035 00:47:57,352 --> 00:47:58,701 Well, I-I think, 1036 00:47:58,745 --> 00:48:00,573 traditionally, it starts with a kiss. 1037 00:48:00,616 --> 00:48:03,489 There's nothing traditional about this night. 1038 00:48:03,532 --> 00:48:06,971 I still think you should start with a kiss. 1039 00:48:07,014 --> 00:48:08,581 I think you're right. 1040 00:48:23,074 --> 00:48:24,771 What... 1041 00:48:25,990 --> 00:48:27,469 All right. 1042 00:48:28,818 --> 00:48:30,908 Uh-uh. 1043 00:48:30,951 --> 00:48:33,562 I've never really done that before, but okay. 1044 00:48:33,606 --> 00:48:35,173 - ♪ We go up... ♪ 1045 00:48:35,216 --> 00:48:37,784 I don't remember seeing this on your bio. 1046 00:48:37,827 --> 00:48:39,829 - Ooh. - Shh. 1047 00:48:39,873 --> 00:48:41,266 Okay, okay. 1048 00:48:41,309 --> 00:48:43,224 ♪ And we go down ♪ 1049 00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:47,315 ♪ Yeah, I've been thinking about... ♪ 1050 00:48:47,359 --> 00:48:49,013 Not too tight. 1051 00:48:49,056 --> 00:48:51,319 'Cause I'm into it, but I'm not that... 1052 00:48:51,363 --> 00:48:53,147 ♪ And we go down... ♪ 1053 00:48:55,367 --> 00:48:56,934 All right, I'm into it. 1054 00:48:56,977 --> 00:48:58,370 ♪ And we go down... ♪ 1055 00:48:59,806 --> 00:49:01,286 What are you doing? 1056 00:49:01,329 --> 00:49:02,461 Hey. 1057 00:49:02,504 --> 00:49:04,637 Are you robbing me? 1058 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,552 No, don't rob me! 1059 00:49:06,595 --> 00:49:08,380 It's really too bad. You are so cute. 1060 00:49:08,423 --> 00:49:09,816 I wish we hadn't met at work. 1061 00:49:09,859 --> 00:49:11,078 At work?! 1062 00:49:12,123 --> 00:49:13,428 Hey, handsome. 1063 00:49:13,472 --> 00:49:14,386 Hey, where are you? 1064 00:49:14,429 --> 00:49:15,735 I'm almost at the bridge. 1065 00:49:15,778 --> 00:49:17,041 Okay, meet me there in 15. 1066 00:49:17,084 --> 00:49:20,740 Don't do it, buddy! She's a honeypot! 1067 00:49:27,486 --> 00:49:28,835 Fuck. 1068 00:49:28,878 --> 00:49:31,229 - 1069 00:50:11,051 --> 00:50:12,574 Are you following me? 1070 00:50:12,618 --> 00:50:14,750 - Am I following you? - Yeah. 1071 00:50:14,794 --> 00:50:16,839 It's a big city, so... 1072 00:50:16,883 --> 00:50:19,233 this feels a little convenient. 1073 00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:20,887 For who? 1074 00:50:20,930 --> 00:50:22,280 You stole my condom. 1075 00:50:22,323 --> 00:50:24,282 It wasn't my best moment. I'm sorry. 1076 00:50:24,325 --> 00:50:26,197 You didn't use it? 1077 00:50:27,241 --> 00:50:28,547 Oh, my... 1078 00:50:28,590 --> 00:50:29,939 After all that, you didn't use it. 1079 00:50:29,983 --> 00:50:31,724 Much ado about nothing, as the kids say. 1080 00:50:31,767 --> 00:50:33,465 Kids don't say that. 1081 00:50:33,508 --> 00:50:35,771 They say it. They say it all the time. 1082 00:50:35,815 --> 00:50:38,122 No Empire State Building sunrise for you. 1083 00:50:38,165 --> 00:50:39,906 It's a tired reference anyway. 1084 00:50:39,949 --> 00:50:41,734 Have you ever been to the Empire State Building? 1085 00:50:41,777 --> 00:50:44,563 You ride an escalator forever, and then you get up there 1086 00:50:44,606 --> 00:50:47,087 and you stare at a fence. 1087 00:50:47,131 --> 00:50:49,089 It's not romantic at all. 1088 00:50:49,133 --> 00:50:50,830 It's the worst place for it. 1089 00:50:50,873 --> 00:50:52,875 Where would you go? 1090 00:50:52,919 --> 00:50:55,226 I know exactly where I would go. 1091 00:50:55,269 --> 00:50:56,444 Where? 1092 00:51:01,145 --> 00:51:02,494 Why are you here? 1093 00:51:04,974 --> 00:51:06,324 Jaywalking. 1094 00:51:08,152 --> 00:51:09,849 They got me for jaywalking. 1095 00:51:09,892 --> 00:51:11,894 They took your clothes for that? 1096 00:51:11,938 --> 00:51:14,201 I, too, thought it seemed unorthodox. 1097 00:51:14,245 --> 00:51:15,637 - Hmm. -OFFICER: It's your lucky day, Romeo. 1098 00:51:15,681 --> 00:51:18,466 This never happens, but we found your stuff. 1099 00:51:18,510 --> 00:51:20,381 Great. Thank you. 1100 00:51:20,425 --> 00:51:22,601 Apparently, your sex worker was trying to pawn it. 1101 00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:24,646 She was not a sex worker. I told you. 1102 00:51:24,690 --> 00:51:26,170 - She was not a sex worker. - No judgment. 1103 00:51:26,213 --> 00:51:27,562 A lot of guys get conned tonight. 1104 00:51:27,606 --> 00:51:30,478 I mean, little bit of a judgment. 1105 00:51:30,522 --> 00:51:32,872 I was just surprised that you were trying to pay for it. 1106 00:51:32,915 --> 00:51:34,830 You know what I mean? Like, it's just out there. 1107 00:51:34,874 --> 00:51:36,397 Like, why buy the milk 1108 00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:39,618 when the cows are free and there are tons of 'em 1109 00:51:39,661 --> 00:51:41,315 and there's milk everywhere? 1110 00:51:41,359 --> 00:51:42,969 It's like, why are you paying for it? 1111 00:51:43,012 --> 00:51:44,884 - I was not paying for it. - Hey, take the win, buddy. 1112 00:51:44,927 --> 00:51:47,408 What'd you get into there? 1113 00:51:47,452 --> 00:51:48,975 - Thank you. - We're gonna need 1114 00:51:49,018 --> 00:51:50,324 that jacket back for the next john. 1115 00:51:50,368 --> 00:51:51,934 Wow. 1116 00:51:51,978 --> 00:51:54,937 Yeah. You came to party. 1117 00:51:54,981 --> 00:51:56,461 Respect. 1118 00:51:58,202 --> 00:51:59,725 Glad you're enjoying this. 1119 00:51:59,768 --> 00:52:01,596 I'm not not enjoying it. 1120 00:52:10,257 --> 00:52:12,781 Uh, yeah. You came back clean. 1121 00:52:12,825 --> 00:52:14,305 We might need you to testify. 1122 00:52:14,348 --> 00:52:16,089 I'll, uh... I'll let you know. 1123 00:52:17,482 --> 00:52:18,787 Testify? 1124 00:52:18,831 --> 00:52:20,137 How romantic. 1125 00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:24,445 The universe is obviously telling us something. 1126 00:52:24,489 --> 00:52:26,317 Maybe we shouldn't overthink this. 1127 00:52:27,318 --> 00:52:28,754 Overthink what? 1128 00:52:30,582 --> 00:52:33,411 You and me. 1129 00:52:33,454 --> 00:52:36,065 - Oh, God. Wow. Um... - What? 1130 00:52:36,109 --> 00:52:37,763 No. 1131 00:52:37,806 --> 00:52:39,243 Dude, you just want to stick your thing somewhere. 1132 00:52:39,286 --> 00:52:40,896 What do you want to do with your thing? 1133 00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:42,246 Or things or whatever. 1134 00:52:42,289 --> 00:52:43,943 Things? 1135 00:52:43,986 --> 00:52:45,684 What exactly do you think I have going on down there? 1136 00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:47,686 I don't know yet. 1137 00:52:47,729 --> 00:52:49,949 I'm not changing who I am 1138 00:52:49,992 --> 00:52:51,690 - for this mandate. - Come on. 1139 00:52:51,733 --> 00:52:54,214 No part of you just wants to have sex? 1140 00:52:54,258 --> 00:52:56,303 Of course, but not... 1141 00:52:56,347 --> 00:52:59,306 not sex that just leaves me feeling empty. 1142 00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,570 Well, how do you know that's what 1143 00:53:02,614 --> 00:53:04,224 it's gonna be like with me? 1144 00:53:04,268 --> 00:53:06,270 Years of anecdotal evidence. 1145 00:53:09,490 --> 00:53:12,276 I'm objectively good-looking. 1146 00:53:12,319 --> 00:53:13,712 You did not just say that. 1147 00:53:13,755 --> 00:53:15,540 I've been told a fair number of times 1148 00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:17,629 I'm squarely in the sevens. 1149 00:53:17,672 --> 00:53:19,108 Oh, by who? Your boy mom? 1150 00:53:19,152 --> 00:53:20,893 Nah. She thinks I'm a ten. 1151 00:53:20,936 --> 00:53:22,155 Well, you're not. 1152 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:25,289 Your ears look like car doors. 1153 00:53:25,332 --> 00:53:29,815 Well, your nose... your nose is way too small for your face. 1154 00:53:29,858 --> 00:53:31,164 Your chin could plow a field. 1155 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:32,557 Your legs don't make any sense. 1156 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,123 Your hairline doesn't make any sense. 1157 00:53:34,167 --> 00:53:35,734 So we're two hideous people. 1158 00:53:35,777 --> 00:53:39,128 Let's lie together in our mutual revulsion. 1159 00:53:39,172 --> 00:53:41,609 We keep meeting up. Maybe that means something. 1160 00:53:41,653 --> 00:53:46,484 It-it might have, until I saw your P. Diddy party swag bag. 1161 00:53:46,527 --> 00:53:47,572 - 1162 00:53:47,615 --> 00:53:48,747 Good luck tonight. 1163 00:53:50,705 --> 00:53:52,968 This party's gonna be sick! 1164 00:53:53,012 --> 00:53:54,622 I know. 1165 00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:56,407 - Last year, it was wild. - All the Knicks were there. 1166 00:53:56,450 --> 00:53:57,973 Mm-hmm. Some random billionaire puts it on. 1167 00:53:58,017 --> 00:53:59,801 Oh, is that where Mafalda met her fiancé? 1168 00:53:59,845 --> 00:54:01,890 Yeah, and Mafalda put us on the list. 1169 00:54:01,934 --> 00:54:03,370 - Yeah. 1170 00:54:03,414 --> 00:54:05,416 - I need a drink. - Yeah, I need a drink, too. 1171 00:54:05,459 --> 00:54:07,461 I know. We need a billionaire and a drink. 1172 00:54:07,505 --> 00:54:08,897 You want to meet a husband? 1173 00:54:08,941 --> 00:54:10,203 I need a man! 1174 00:54:14,599 --> 00:54:16,253 Go, go, go, go. 1175 00:54:21,562 --> 00:54:24,609 Stand clear of the closing doors, please. 1176 00:54:25,914 --> 00:54:27,307 Oh, yeah. That'll work. 1177 00:54:27,351 --> 00:54:28,743 They won't see you like that. 1178 00:54:28,787 --> 00:54:30,702 We're not doing this together. 1179 00:54:30,745 --> 00:54:31,964 I'm doing this. 1180 00:54:32,007 --> 00:54:33,835 You're doing this. Parallel tracks. 1181 00:54:33,879 --> 00:54:35,663 Also, you're a little underdressed. 1182 00:54:35,707 --> 00:54:37,970 What are you talking about? This is Buck Mason. 1183 00:54:38,013 --> 00:54:40,581 Bro, I don't know what choke hold Buck Mason has 1184 00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:42,409 on all you boys, but they're not all hitters. 1185 00:54:42,453 --> 00:54:43,845 What about this? 1186 00:54:43,889 --> 00:54:45,412 - Here. - What? 1187 00:54:45,456 --> 00:54:46,674 Your biosensor-- what's the story? 1188 00:54:46,718 --> 00:54:47,762 What? 1189 00:54:47,806 --> 00:54:49,634 Look at mine. It's a bat. 1190 00:54:49,677 --> 00:54:51,897 They gave us a week to decide. I panicked, and I got this. 1191 00:54:51,940 --> 00:54:53,333 I don't even like bats. 1192 00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:54,856 Mine's a lighthouse. 1193 00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:56,467 I know. Why? 1194 00:54:56,510 --> 00:54:59,905 - You really want to know? - Yeah, I want to know. 1195 00:54:59,948 --> 00:55:02,168 It's just a kids' book my mom used to read to me. 1196 00:55:02,211 --> 00:55:03,865 Okay. 1197 00:55:03,909 --> 00:55:05,302 "Little Red Lighthouse and the Great Gray Bridge." 1198 00:55:05,345 --> 00:55:07,565 Well, usually, it's red, so... 1199 00:55:09,175 --> 00:55:10,698 There's this little red lighthouse 1200 00:55:10,742 --> 00:55:12,744 on the Hudson River, and... 1201 00:55:14,093 --> 00:55:16,182 It's actually real. It is there. 1202 00:55:16,225 --> 00:55:18,402 - Mm-hmm. - But, um, in the story, 1203 00:55:18,445 --> 00:55:20,099 it feels overshadowed because they built 1204 00:55:20,142 --> 00:55:23,711 the George Washington Bridge over it, and... 1205 00:55:24,973 --> 00:55:27,846 Anyway, one night, this tugboat comes along, 1206 00:55:27,889 --> 00:55:30,849 it's foggy, and it-it needs the light from the lighthouse 1207 00:55:30,892 --> 00:55:33,460 to help it pass. 1208 00:55:33,504 --> 00:55:35,157 So it has worth after all. 1209 00:55:36,158 --> 00:55:37,246 Yeah, it's sweet. 1210 00:55:38,639 --> 00:55:41,294 Kind of cheesy, but when I first moved to New York, 1211 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:43,514 all the talent here, it was just... 1212 00:55:43,557 --> 00:55:45,864 Yeah, and you're the lighthouse. I get it. 1213 00:55:45,907 --> 00:55:47,996 - It's nice. -SIMON: Oh, my God, I can't wait to go to this 1214 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,476 - party you guys talked about. - Yeah, I'm really excited. 1215 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:50,999 I love going there. 1216 00:55:51,043 --> 00:55:53,262 And it just grounds me when I have to sing. 1217 00:55:53,306 --> 00:55:54,742 Are you a singer? 1218 00:55:54,786 --> 00:55:56,483 Uh... yeah. 1219 00:55:56,527 --> 00:55:58,180 That's cool. Would I have heard anything? 1220 00:55:58,224 --> 00:56:00,444 Not anything I'm proud of. 1221 00:56:00,487 --> 00:56:03,098 As long as you love it, that's all that matters. 1222 00:56:03,142 --> 00:56:05,666 Kind of. There is this component where, like, 1223 00:56:05,710 --> 00:56:07,364 someone's supposed to sing, 1224 00:56:07,407 --> 00:56:09,714 then people are supposed to hear, and then you connect, 1225 00:56:09,757 --> 00:56:11,846 but, you know, I, uh... 1226 00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:14,327 What? 1227 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,198 I'm afraid to get up in front of crowds. 1228 00:56:16,242 --> 00:56:17,852 - I know. - That's a problem. 1229 00:56:17,896 --> 00:56:19,550 Yeah, yeah, it's a big problem. 1230 00:56:19,593 --> 00:56:21,595 - It's a big problem. - He doesn't have that problem. 1231 00:56:21,639 --> 00:56:22,944 Ezra Strong? 1232 00:56:22,988 --> 00:56:24,642 You don't get to play Radio City 1233 00:56:24,685 --> 00:56:26,208 unless you make people feel something. 1234 00:56:26,252 --> 00:56:27,514 And look at him. 1235 00:56:27,558 --> 00:56:29,081 He's a five. 1236 00:56:29,124 --> 00:56:30,735 - Six. - Oh, no, no, no. 1237 00:56:30,778 --> 00:56:32,084 - Yes, yes, yes. - He's a ten. 1238 00:56:32,127 --> 00:56:33,390 Girl, you got it bad. 1239 00:56:33,433 --> 00:56:34,869 What? 1240 00:56:34,913 --> 00:56:36,610 You need to put that back in your pants. 1241 00:56:36,654 --> 00:56:40,309 I would dump it all out of my pants for Ezra Strong. 1242 00:56:43,661 --> 00:56:46,315 - Trust us. - I've done that before. 1243 00:56:46,359 --> 00:56:48,405 Okay, well, this is gonna be amazing, so just believe. 1244 00:56:48,448 --> 00:56:50,319 So you're telling me that if Ezra Strong 1245 00:56:50,363 --> 00:56:52,800 went to your high school but was just really good at math, 1246 00:56:52,844 --> 00:56:55,760 you would be dumping everything out of your pants for him? 1247 00:56:55,803 --> 00:56:58,023 Maybe. Geometry's pretty hot. 1248 00:56:58,066 --> 00:56:59,894 Well, I'm really great at making a pizza. 1249 00:56:59,938 --> 00:57:01,374 Does that change anything? 1250 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:03,376 Yeah, Claremont. I saw it on your key chain. 1251 00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:05,030 Is that your family's spot or something? 1252 00:57:05,073 --> 00:57:07,075 No, no, no, no, no. All mine. No. 1253 00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:08,337 I always liked pizza. 1254 00:57:08,381 --> 00:57:10,601 I saved up. I opened a shop. 1255 00:57:10,644 --> 00:57:13,691 If A equals B and B equals C, then A equals C. 1256 00:57:13,734 --> 00:57:16,433 Transitive property of geometry. 1257 00:57:16,476 --> 00:57:17,912 How you like me now? 1258 00:57:20,785 --> 00:57:22,613 Last year, I hooked up in like five minutes. 1259 00:57:22,656 --> 00:57:23,962 What took you so long? 1260 00:57:24,005 --> 00:57:25,877 Where is this party? 1261 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,793 I think I bought a lamp off Facebook Marketplace here once. 1262 00:57:30,142 --> 00:57:31,796 Oh, uh... 1263 00:57:31,839 --> 00:57:33,754 - 1264 00:57:33,798 --> 00:57:35,800 Wait. No, no. No. 1265 00:57:45,984 --> 00:57:46,985 Come on. 1266 00:57:48,595 --> 00:57:50,162 To the party, right? 1267 00:57:50,205 --> 00:57:52,164 - Yeah. - All right. Let's go. 1268 00:57:53,818 --> 00:57:55,428 Come on. 1269 00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:56,821 Get... 1270 00:57:56,864 --> 00:57:58,562 Just come on, come on, come on. 1271 00:57:58,605 --> 00:57:59,954 - Let's go, let's go. - Thank you. Sorry. 1272 00:57:59,998 --> 00:58:01,173 - Don't do that. D-Don't bow. - Sorry. 1273 00:58:01,216 --> 00:58:02,653 Don't bow. It's weird. Okay. 1274 00:58:03,697 --> 00:58:05,220 Thank you. 1275 00:58:07,658 --> 00:58:09,921 You're cute when you're nervous. 1276 00:58:09,964 --> 00:58:11,313 I'm not nervous. 1277 00:58:11,357 --> 00:58:13,881 Ah, so then you're just cute. 1278 00:58:13,925 --> 00:58:15,535 It's not gonna happen, dude. 1279 00:58:15,579 --> 00:58:16,710 Oh. 1280 00:58:16,754 --> 00:58:19,278 I know. I know that. 1281 00:58:19,321 --> 00:58:21,106 How many times you want to tell me that? 1282 00:58:21,149 --> 00:58:22,673 Okay? And you know what? 1283 00:58:22,716 --> 00:58:24,196 I'm emotionally unavailable toward you now. 1284 00:58:24,239 --> 00:58:25,414 - Right. -I don't want to have sex with you. 1285 00:58:25,458 --> 00:58:27,329 No, I can't... Oh, no. 1286 00:58:28,853 --> 00:58:31,116 That's-that's out. That's done. 1287 00:58:31,159 --> 00:58:32,683 Nothing you could say 1288 00:58:32,726 --> 00:58:34,641 would convince me to have sex with you. 1289 00:58:34,685 --> 00:58:36,251 Nothing. Not one thing. 1290 00:58:36,295 --> 00:58:37,731 Not a secret word. Nothing. 1291 00:58:37,775 --> 00:58:39,298 Nothing you could say 1292 00:58:39,341 --> 00:58:40,865 would convince me to have sex with you. 1293 00:58:40,908 --> 00:58:42,170 Hey. 1294 00:58:42,214 --> 00:58:44,172 God, you're good. 1295 00:58:50,788 --> 00:58:52,529 Thank you very much. 1296 00:58:53,573 --> 00:58:55,096 What? What? 1297 00:58:55,140 --> 00:58:56,576 How are we gonna get in? 1298 00:58:58,665 --> 00:58:59,971 And the McGees. 1299 00:59:00,014 --> 00:59:01,538 Just act like you belong. 1300 00:59:01,581 --> 00:59:03,452 - I'm bad at that. - Then be good at it. 1301 00:59:03,496 --> 00:59:06,804 Hey, gorgeouses. How's your night going? 1302 00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:07,979 Name? 1303 00:59:08,022 --> 00:59:09,763 Uh, Owen. 1304 00:59:09,807 --> 00:59:10,982 Nice to meet you. 1305 00:59:11,025 --> 00:59:12,070 What's your name? 1306 00:59:12,113 --> 00:59:13,462 I don't see your name on here. 1307 00:59:13,506 --> 00:59:14,768 Could it be under something different? 1308 00:59:14,812 --> 00:59:17,031 No. O-W-E-N. 1309 00:59:17,075 --> 00:59:18,424 Um, someone put us on... 1310 00:59:18,467 --> 00:59:20,034 Mafalda put us on the list. 1311 00:59:20,078 --> 00:59:21,470 And what's her last name? 1312 00:59:21,514 --> 00:59:23,124 She only has one name, like a Brazilian. 1313 00:59:23,168 --> 00:59:24,778 Like Neymar or Pelé. 1314 00:59:24,822 --> 00:59:26,127 Xuxa. 1315 00:59:26,171 --> 00:59:28,260 - Xuxo. Xuxa. - Xu... That's a name. 1316 00:59:28,303 --> 00:59:29,957 - No. - No? -Wha... 1317 00:59:30,001 --> 00:59:31,698 - But you're good. She's good. - She's good? 1318 00:59:31,742 --> 00:59:33,004 - I'm good? - I'm not? Why? 1319 00:59:33,047 --> 00:59:34,440 Because she's not thirsty like you. 1320 00:59:34,483 --> 00:59:36,268 I'm not thirsty. 1321 00:59:37,704 --> 00:59:39,097 Well, we came together. 1322 00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:40,620 Oh, we're singles only tonight, guys. 1323 00:59:40,664 --> 00:59:42,187 You're together? 1324 00:59:42,230 --> 00:59:43,667 - Well, not together-together. - We're not... 1325 00:59:43,710 --> 00:59:45,103 - We came together. - Not, like, together. 1326 00:59:45,146 --> 00:59:46,365 - We just came here. - We are both single. 1327 00:59:46,408 --> 00:59:48,149 - We arrived now together. - Newly. 1328 00:59:48,193 --> 00:59:49,237 I'm sorry, guys. We're gonna need, like, a clear answer. 1329 00:59:49,281 --> 00:59:50,761 Together or not together? 1330 00:59:52,458 --> 00:59:54,895 Nah, we're just on parallel tracks. 1331 00:59:54,939 --> 00:59:56,854 Right? 1332 00:59:56,897 --> 00:59:59,421 - Yeah. - I'll see you around. 1333 00:59:59,465 --> 01:00:00,684 - Get in there, babe. - Come on. Yeah. 1334 01:00:00,727 --> 01:00:02,468 - Okay. Thank you. - Have fun. 1335 01:00:06,515 --> 01:00:08,648 She's wearing that, and you're in a polo shirt. 1336 01:00:08,692 --> 01:00:09,780 Woof. 1337 01:00:12,826 --> 01:00:14,262 ♪ Mine now ♪ 1338 01:00:14,306 --> 01:00:20,094 ♪ Baby, you're mine now ♪ 1339 01:00:20,138 --> 01:00:21,922 - Thanks. - ♪ You're mine now ♪ 1340 01:00:21,966 --> 01:00:25,230 ♪ Baby, you're mine now ♪ 1341 01:00:25,273 --> 01:00:29,103 ♪ Baby, you're mine ♪ 1342 01:00:29,147 --> 01:00:31,584 ♪ Now ♪ 1343 01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:32,672 Sorry. 1344 01:00:34,108 --> 01:00:35,457 Oh. Excuse me. 1345 01:00:35,501 --> 01:00:36,807 I just... 1346 01:00:36,850 --> 01:00:38,635 Excuse me. 1347 01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:43,030 Thank you, New York! 1348 01:00:43,074 --> 01:00:45,293 - 1349 01:00:45,337 --> 01:00:46,643 Have a killer night. 1350 01:00:46,686 --> 01:00:48,470 See you guys at the benefit tomorrow. 1351 01:00:48,514 --> 01:00:50,124 And fuck each other! 1352 01:00:53,301 --> 01:00:55,216 And fuck the mandate. 1353 01:00:55,260 --> 01:00:56,653 Yeah, fuck the mandate. 1354 01:00:56,696 --> 01:00:58,350 Fuck the mandate. 1355 01:00:58,393 --> 01:01:00,134 Fuck the mandate! 1356 01:01:00,178 --> 01:01:03,790 Fuck the mandate! Fuck the mandate! 1357 01:01:15,367 --> 01:01:16,673 Hey. 1358 01:01:42,524 --> 01:01:45,789 Hey. Lost your sheep? 1359 01:01:47,747 --> 01:01:49,880 You heading in? 1360 01:01:49,923 --> 01:01:52,099 Yeah, I just got a phone call and... 1361 01:01:52,143 --> 01:01:53,492 Find me. 1362 01:01:53,535 --> 01:01:55,450 Sure. Sure. 1363 01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:06,723 Guys, come on. 1364 01:02:06,766 --> 01:02:08,115 You got to let me in here. 1365 01:02:08,159 --> 01:02:09,813 - Sorry. - Please. 1366 01:02:09,856 --> 01:02:12,163 - It's a private party. - You just let my friend in. 1367 01:02:12,206 --> 01:02:13,555 It's not up to us. 1368 01:02:13,599 --> 01:02:15,514 It seems like it's very much up to you. 1369 01:02:15,557 --> 01:02:17,124 Oi, ladies. 1370 01:02:17,168 --> 01:02:18,735 He's good. 1371 01:02:22,129 --> 01:02:24,305 - Great show, dude. - Hey. 1372 01:02:24,349 --> 01:02:25,829 ♪ Do ya? ♪ 1373 01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:27,395 ♪ So I go out, I look for a guy ♪ 1374 01:02:27,439 --> 01:02:29,267 ♪ I look for a girl, I look for a mind ♪ 1375 01:02:29,310 --> 01:02:31,530 ♪ I look for a guy, I look for a girl ♪ 1376 01:02:31,573 --> 01:02:33,358 ♪ I look for somebody to pull down my hair ♪ 1377 01:02:33,401 --> 01:02:34,402 ♪ I look for someone... ♪ 1378 01:02:34,446 --> 01:02:35,926 Allie. Allie. 1379 01:02:36,927 --> 01:02:37,928 Hey. 1380 01:02:39,059 --> 01:02:40,104 - Whoa. - I got in. 1381 01:02:40,147 --> 01:02:41,322 Hi. You did. 1382 01:02:41,366 --> 01:02:42,497 How you doing? 1383 01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:44,108 Uh, good. Hi. 1384 01:02:44,151 --> 01:02:46,458 You are gorgeous. 1385 01:02:46,501 --> 01:02:48,677 Thanks. So are you. 1386 01:02:48,721 --> 01:02:50,505 He said my legs don't make any sense. 1387 01:02:50,549 --> 01:02:51,768 This is Allie. 1388 01:02:51,811 --> 01:02:53,030 She ditched me at the door. 1389 01:02:53,073 --> 01:02:54,771 Oh, are you two together? 1390 01:02:54,814 --> 01:02:56,033 I don't want to kitty-block you. 1391 01:02:56,076 --> 01:02:57,599 No. No, no, no, no, no. 1392 01:02:57,643 --> 01:02:58,992 He just wants to stick it somewhere. 1393 01:02:59,036 --> 01:03:00,472 In a nice way. 1394 01:03:00,515 --> 01:03:01,778 She's looking for a real connection tonight. 1395 01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:03,301 You're a romantic. 1396 01:03:03,344 --> 01:03:04,911 - Well... -Oh, how cute. I could spread you 1397 01:03:04,955 --> 01:03:07,218 with marmalade and eat you up for brekkie. 1398 01:03:07,261 --> 01:03:09,133 - Thank you? - Did you see who was singing? 1399 01:03:09,176 --> 01:03:11,091 - Ezra. - I... Yes. 1400 01:03:11,135 --> 01:03:12,179 - Ezra! - Yes, Ezra. 1401 01:03:12,223 --> 01:03:14,094 Darling, can you come here? 1402 01:03:14,138 --> 01:03:16,009 - Hi, darling. - Oh, my God. 1403 01:03:16,053 --> 01:03:17,445 - Killer party. - Thank you for doing tonight. 1404 01:03:17,489 --> 01:03:18,533 - Keep it in your pants. - I appreciate it. 1405 01:03:18,577 --> 01:03:19,883 - Shut up. - Anytime. 1406 01:03:19,926 --> 01:03:21,449 - This is Owen. - Dude, pleasure, man. 1407 01:03:21,493 --> 01:03:23,103 The boy I'm gonna fuck tonight. 1408 01:03:23,147 --> 01:03:24,757 - Congrats. - Thank you, man. 1409 01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:27,064 I'm Ezra. It-it's nice to meet you. 1410 01:03:27,107 --> 01:03:29,631 I know. It's nice to meet you, too. 1411 01:03:29,675 --> 01:03:31,503 I didn't know that it was nice to meet me. 1412 01:03:31,546 --> 01:03:32,721 That's cool. I, um... 1413 01:03:32,765 --> 01:03:34,941 I-I know. I know who you are. 1414 01:03:34,985 --> 01:03:38,075 Okay. I-I thought I saw you out there, right? 1415 01:03:38,118 --> 01:03:39,728 - You did? - Yeah. 1416 01:03:39,772 --> 01:03:41,382 Her name's Allie. 1417 01:03:41,426 --> 01:03:42,819 You have to say your name. 1418 01:03:42,862 --> 01:03:44,733 My name's not Allie. It's Allison. 1419 01:03:44,777 --> 01:03:46,866 I don't know why I said that. My name's Allie. 1420 01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:50,087 - Um, I go... I go by Allie. 1421 01:03:50,130 --> 01:03:52,567 She's a singer, too, just like you. 1422 01:03:52,611 --> 01:03:53,917 - Can you stop? - Well, you are. 1423 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,483 No way. Is Viv putting you onstage? 1424 01:03:55,527 --> 01:03:56,702 - You sing? - No. 1425 01:03:56,745 --> 01:03:58,095 - Yeah, you're a singer. - No. 1426 01:03:58,138 --> 01:03:59,400 - She's a singer. You are. - I'm not. No. No. 1427 01:03:59,444 --> 01:04:00,880 Do you or don't you sing? 1428 01:04:00,924 --> 01:04:01,968 She does. 1429 01:04:02,012 --> 01:04:03,100 - No. - No? 1430 01:04:03,143 --> 01:04:04,318 No. Yes, I sing. 1431 01:04:04,362 --> 01:04:05,754 I'm a singer. Yeah. 1432 01:04:05,798 --> 01:04:08,148 - I do that for a living, and... - Yes? 1433 01:04:08,192 --> 01:04:10,498 It's... 1434 01:04:10,542 --> 01:04:12,587 on a small basis. 1435 01:04:12,631 --> 01:04:14,981 Uh, just... the occasional... 1436 01:04:15,025 --> 01:04:16,200 ♪ Psoriasis. ♪ 1437 01:04:16,243 --> 01:04:17,549 Um, but not in front of people. 1438 01:04:17,592 --> 01:04:19,943 I don't do the-the stage thing. 1439 01:04:19,986 --> 01:04:23,076 That's a lot of people and absolutely terrifying. 1440 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,773 And certainly not half naked. 1441 01:04:24,817 --> 01:04:26,471 Although there was this one time in... 1442 01:04:26,514 --> 01:04:28,690 in kindergarten, um... 1443 01:04:29,778 --> 01:04:31,737 You're hilarious. 1444 01:04:31,780 --> 01:04:33,217 You're going to sing tonight. 1445 01:04:33,260 --> 01:04:34,958 - It's been decreed. Come on. Come sing. -No. 1446 01:04:35,001 --> 01:04:36,307 - No. No, no, no. -Yes. - Oh, it's been decreed. 1447 01:04:36,350 --> 01:04:37,786 - No. Oh, God, no, no, no. - Come with me. 1448 01:04:37,830 --> 01:04:39,092 - I-I get what I want. - I can't. I can't. 1449 01:04:39,136 --> 01:04:40,877 - Go, go, go, go, go, go. - I don't like it. 1450 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,617 - Think of those tugboats. Go, go, go... -I don't want to. 1451 01:04:42,661 --> 01:04:44,402 I wasn't being cute about it. I really don't like it. 1452 01:04:44,445 --> 01:04:45,925 - I really don't like it. I really don't... -Just go sing. 1453 01:04:45,969 --> 01:04:47,144 It's a feeling you can get used to. 1454 01:04:47,187 --> 01:04:48,188 It's all just butterflies, darling. 1455 01:04:48,232 --> 01:04:50,364 - Yes. - Oh, but I... 1456 01:04:52,366 --> 01:04:55,282 Oh, look at us. We both... we match. 1457 01:04:56,370 --> 01:04:58,372 Uh, do you know "Only You"? 1458 01:04:58,416 --> 01:04:59,591 Yeah. 1459 01:05:03,247 --> 01:05:04,596 I can't do it. 1460 01:05:04,639 --> 01:05:05,902 - I can't do it. I can't do it. - Darling. 1461 01:05:05,945 --> 01:05:07,381 That's a bad idea. 1462 01:05:07,425 --> 01:05:09,731 I am rapidly losing my fairy godmother buzz. 1463 01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:13,779 I just think, um... 1464 01:05:13,822 --> 01:05:15,520 - I just think maybe if-if... - Shh. 1465 01:05:15,563 --> 01:05:17,522 - Just... Shh. 1466 01:05:24,181 --> 01:05:27,575 ♪ Looking from a window above ♪ 1467 01:05:27,619 --> 01:05:30,404 ♪ It's like a story of love ♪ 1468 01:05:30,448 --> 01:05:32,537 ♪ Can... ♪ 1469 01:05:34,147 --> 01:05:36,367 ♪ Came back only yesterday ♪ 1470 01:05:36,410 --> 01:05:40,023 ♪ I'm feeling farther away ♪ 1471 01:05:40,066 --> 01:05:43,678 ♪ Want you near me ♪ 1472 01:05:43,722 --> 01:05:47,465 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 1473 01:05:48,509 --> 01:05:51,948 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 1474 01:05:51,991 --> 01:05:55,690 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 1475 01:05:55,734 --> 01:05:57,649 ♪ Only you ♪ 1476 01:06:01,479 --> 01:06:03,742 ♪ Sometimes when I think of her name ♪ 1477 01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:06,527 ♪ When it's only a game ♪ 1478 01:06:06,571 --> 01:06:10,401 ♪ And I need you ♪ 1479 01:06:10,444 --> 01:06:13,056 ♪ Listen to the words that you say ♪ 1480 01:06:13,099 --> 01:06:15,623 ♪ It's getting harder to stay ♪ 1481 01:06:15,667 --> 01:06:19,671 ♪ When I see you ♪ 1482 01:06:19,714 --> 01:06:24,415 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 1483 01:06:24,458 --> 01:06:28,375 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 1484 01:06:28,419 --> 01:06:32,118 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 1485 01:06:32,162 --> 01:06:34,338 ♪ Only you ♪ 1486 01:06:38,211 --> 01:06:42,607 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 1487 01:06:42,650 --> 01:06:46,524 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 1488 01:06:46,567 --> 01:06:50,397 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 1489 01:06:50,441 --> 01:06:52,443 ♪ Only you ♪ 1490 01:06:54,097 --> 01:06:58,362 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 1491 01:06:58,405 --> 01:07:02,366 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 1492 01:07:02,409 --> 01:07:05,586 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 1493 01:07:05,630 --> 01:07:08,241 ♪ Only you. ♪ 1494 01:07:13,420 --> 01:07:14,552 - 1495 01:07:14,595 --> 01:07:16,075 Whew. Thanks. 1496 01:07:18,469 --> 01:07:20,297 Thank you, New York. 1497 01:07:22,603 --> 01:07:25,345 - Bye, babe. - I will see you soon. 1498 01:07:25,389 --> 01:07:26,564 Have a good night. Have fun. 1499 01:07:26,607 --> 01:07:29,523 Oh, I will. I will. 1500 01:07:30,524 --> 01:07:31,656 In you get. 1501 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,796 Just a quick... Okay, great. 1502 01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:43,189 Let's go. 1503 01:07:57,595 --> 01:07:59,075 Whew! Thank you. 1504 01:08:00,337 --> 01:08:01,642 Oh. 1505 01:08:01,686 --> 01:08:03,166 Thank you. 1506 01:08:10,695 --> 01:08:12,000 Wow. 1507 01:08:13,001 --> 01:08:14,264 The organizers of the benefit 1508 01:08:14,307 --> 01:08:15,917 rented it for me for the weekend. 1509 01:08:15,961 --> 01:08:18,703 I thought the pro-mandate side had all the money. 1510 01:08:18,746 --> 01:08:20,183 Sure would be easier to believe that. 1511 01:08:23,011 --> 01:08:24,491 - This is crazy. - I know. 1512 01:08:24,535 --> 01:08:27,059 Jimi Hendrix, Patti Smith, Taylor Swift. 1513 01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:28,974 - Well, yeah, the place, but... - "Fireflies." 1514 01:08:29,017 --> 01:08:30,671 Owl City. 1515 01:08:30,715 --> 01:08:32,499 - Yeah, the... - Right here! 1516 01:08:32,543 --> 01:08:35,023 I'm sorry to nerd out, but I think you're amazing. 1517 01:08:35,067 --> 01:08:36,982 - Stop it. - I'm serious. 1518 01:08:37,025 --> 01:08:39,376 - You really inspire me. - No. 1519 01:08:41,204 --> 01:08:42,727 You inspire me. 1520 01:08:44,032 --> 01:08:45,686 ♪ Only you. ♪ 1521 01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,126 I really thought this whole thing was gonna ruin sex. 1522 01:08:50,169 --> 01:08:52,040 Right? It-it kind of did, 1523 01:08:52,084 --> 01:08:55,783 but at the same time, it-it gave it new meaning. 1524 01:08:55,827 --> 01:08:59,787 You know, who do you choose to be with for this one night? 1525 01:08:59,831 --> 01:09:01,224 Yeah. 1526 01:09:01,267 --> 01:09:05,271 The choice itself is, like, romantic. 1527 01:09:05,315 --> 01:09:08,622 Just maybe the fascists were right about this one. 1528 01:09:11,059 --> 01:09:13,627 I'm really glad I'm here with you tonight. 1529 01:09:17,370 --> 01:09:19,329 Can I use the bathroom? 1530 01:09:19,372 --> 01:09:20,852 Yeah. 1531 01:09:20,895 --> 01:09:22,767 Down the hall, next to Adam Levine's pay phone. 1532 01:09:22,810 --> 01:09:24,421 Cool. 1533 01:09:26,510 --> 01:09:28,816 Mm. Oh, let's go back to yours. 1534 01:09:28,860 --> 01:09:31,254 I find it easier to orgasm in unfamiliar places. 1535 01:09:31,297 --> 01:09:33,952 - Tell Victor where you live. 1536 01:09:33,995 --> 01:09:36,346 Um, well, why don't we just go back to yours 1537 01:09:36,389 --> 01:09:38,739 and we can do it in the... in the... in the... 1538 01:09:38,783 --> 01:09:40,611 on the bathroom floor? 1539 01:09:40,654 --> 01:09:42,526 I said unfamiliar. 1540 01:10:07,899 --> 01:10:10,293 ♪ Allie, brown hair ♪ 1541 01:10:10,336 --> 01:10:13,383 ♪ Beautiful face ♪ 1542 01:10:14,471 --> 01:10:16,516 ♪ Came from Ohio ♪ 1543 01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:20,520 ♪ And now New York is her place ♪ 1544 01:10:20,564 --> 01:10:23,480 ♪ Got up onstage ♪ 1545 01:10:23,523 --> 01:10:26,831 ♪ And didn't even think, yeah ♪ 1546 01:10:26,874 --> 01:10:29,703 ♪ You sang a few notes ♪ 1547 01:10:29,747 --> 01:10:32,793 ♪ Made the whole room blink ♪ 1548 01:10:32,837 --> 01:10:36,797 ♪ That voice ♪ 1549 01:10:39,104 --> 01:10:41,237 ♪ That's the thing ♪ 1550 01:10:42,281 --> 01:10:43,891 ♪ That's the thing ♪ 1551 01:10:46,154 --> 01:10:48,896 ♪ Allie lights up the night ♪ 1552 01:10:48,940 --> 01:10:50,420 ♪ She doesn't have to try ♪ 1553 01:10:50,463 --> 01:10:52,465 ♪ She just shines ♪ 1554 01:10:52,509 --> 01:10:55,729 ♪ She says, "My name's not Allie, it's Allison ♪ 1555 01:10:55,773 --> 01:10:58,079 ♪ I don't know why I said that" ♪ 1556 01:10:58,123 --> 01:11:01,213 ♪ Allie lights up the night ♪ 1557 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:03,781 ♪ She doesn't have to try, she just shines ♪ 1558 01:11:03,824 --> 01:11:05,522 ♪ She says ♪ 1559 01:11:05,565 --> 01:11:07,393 ♪ "My name's not Allie, it's Allison" ♪ 1560 01:11:07,437 --> 01:11:09,569 Shh. Not a duet. 1561 01:11:09,613 --> 01:11:11,354 Oh. Sorry. 1562 01:11:11,397 --> 01:11:14,008 ♪ "It's Allison, I don't know why I said that" ♪ 1563 01:11:14,052 --> 01:11:16,359 ♪ Allie lights up the night ♪ 1564 01:11:16,402 --> 01:11:19,623 ♪ You could cut the power, turn off the lights ♪ 1565 01:11:19,666 --> 01:11:23,017 ♪ And she'll shine bright ♪ 1566 01:11:23,061 --> 01:11:25,498 - ♪ Allie lights up ♪ 1567 01:11:25,542 --> 01:11:27,805 ♪ The night ♪ 1568 01:11:29,546 --> 01:11:31,678 ♪ I'm gonna fuck her in the face tonight ♪ 1569 01:11:31,722 --> 01:11:35,029 ♪ Ooh, fuck her in the face tonight ♪ 1570 01:11:35,073 --> 01:11:37,902 ♪ Ah-ah, fuck her on the floor of the studio ♪ 1571 01:11:37,945 --> 01:11:40,861 ♪ And I'm probably gonna film it on my phone ♪ 1572 01:11:40,905 --> 01:11:44,561 ♪ Push it in, pull it out, pour it down her spout ♪ 1573 01:11:44,604 --> 01:11:48,042 ♪ I'm gonna fuck the fuck right out this girl tonight ♪ 1574 01:11:49,043 --> 01:11:50,915 ♪ Sex tonight ♪ 1575 01:11:50,958 --> 01:11:53,613 - ♪ Sex tonight ♪ 1576 01:11:53,657 --> 01:11:56,007 - ♪ Sex tonight... ♪ - Uh, Ezra, you... 1577 01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:57,225 Whoa! 1578 01:11:59,576 --> 01:12:00,968 Oh, my God. 1579 01:12:06,278 --> 01:12:08,454 - Oh. - This is it. 1580 01:12:09,499 --> 01:12:11,457 All right. Wait here. 1581 01:12:11,501 --> 01:12:13,372 Okay. Ooh, I like this. 1582 01:12:14,591 --> 01:12:17,245 Now I can add "boy from the Bronx" 1583 01:12:17,289 --> 01:12:19,160 to my fucket list. 1584 01:12:19,204 --> 01:12:21,989 It's Upper Manhattan, and, uh... 1585 01:12:35,655 --> 01:12:37,353 Be back in a sec. 1586 01:12:37,396 --> 01:12:38,919 - 1587 01:12:56,459 --> 01:12:57,938 My shoes, my shoes, my shoes. 1588 01:12:57,982 --> 01:12:59,549 Get 'em off. Get 'em off. 1589 01:13:07,339 --> 01:13:09,080 - Could you help me? - Yes. 1590 01:13:09,123 --> 01:13:10,603 - Yeah. - Take it off, take it off. 1591 01:13:10,647 --> 01:13:12,649 Take it... 1592 01:13:16,957 --> 01:13:18,524 Whoo! 1593 01:13:18,568 --> 01:13:20,091 - Let me get my sock off. - Your sock? 1594 01:13:20,134 --> 01:13:22,180 - My sock. Sock, sock, sock. - Boxers off. 1595 01:13:22,223 --> 01:13:23,660 - Ow! - What? What now? 1596 01:13:23,703 --> 01:13:25,444 I don't know, something's underneath me. 1597 01:13:25,488 --> 01:13:26,880 Oh, what, that? 1598 01:13:26,924 --> 01:13:28,273 Ugh. 1599 01:13:28,316 --> 01:13:29,753 - 1600 01:13:29,796 --> 01:13:31,755 - The fuck? 1601 01:13:31,798 --> 01:13:34,192 - Jesus Christ, Owen! 1602 01:13:34,235 --> 01:13:36,194 - Hiya, buddy. - What are you doing? 1603 01:13:36,237 --> 01:13:37,413 It's my house! 1604 01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:38,501 Mom! 1605 01:13:38,544 --> 01:13:39,719 No. 1606 01:13:39,763 --> 01:13:41,417 No. Move. 1607 01:13:41,460 --> 01:13:42,896 This is weird, even for me. 1608 01:13:42,940 --> 01:13:44,855 I mean... bubbles? 1609 01:13:44,898 --> 01:13:46,900 - God, I'm out. - Who is that? 1610 01:13:46,944 --> 01:13:48,772 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... 1611 01:13:48,815 --> 01:13:51,427 I don't have time for this weird shit tonight, mate. 1612 01:13:58,782 --> 01:14:00,827 - Owen? 1613 01:14:00,871 --> 01:14:03,830 Colleen Hoover signed that book! 1614 01:14:06,224 --> 01:14:07,921 Mom. 1615 01:14:07,965 --> 01:14:10,837 What are you doing?! 1616 01:14:10,881 --> 01:14:14,493 ♪ I'm at a pay phone trying to call home ♪ 1617 01:14:14,537 --> 01:14:16,103 ♪ Sex in this place tonight... ♪ 1618 01:14:16,147 --> 01:14:19,237 ♪ All of my change I spent on you ♪ 1619 01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:21,848 - Rock and roll, baby. - ♪ Where have the times gone? ♪ 1620 01:14:21,892 --> 01:14:23,807 ♪ Baby, it's all wrong ♪ 1621 01:14:23,850 --> 01:14:28,159 ♪ Where are the plans we made for two? ♪ 1622 01:14:28,202 --> 01:14:32,032 ♪ If happy-ever-afters did exist ♪ 1623 01:14:32,076 --> 01:14:36,776 ♪ I would still be holding you like this ♪ 1624 01:14:36,820 --> 01:14:40,998 ♪ All those fairy tales are full of shit ♪ 1625 01:14:41,041 --> 01:14:44,784 ♪ One more fucking love song, I'll be sick ♪ 1626 01:14:44,828 --> 01:14:48,440 ♪ Yeah, now I'm at a pay phone. ♪ 1627 01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:50,703 - 1628 01:14:58,972 --> 01:15:01,018 Across the country tonight, the window is closing 1629 01:15:01,061 --> 01:15:04,456 for unmarried Americans during this year's exemption period. 1630 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,197 In just under three hours, 1631 01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:08,765 the nationwide chastity mandate will take effect once... 1632 01:15:36,488 --> 01:15:37,663 I'm hungry. 1633 01:15:37,707 --> 01:15:38,751 Huh? 1634 01:15:38,795 --> 01:15:40,100 - I'm hungry. - Huh? 1635 01:15:40,144 --> 01:15:41,232 So hungry. 1636 01:15:41,275 --> 01:15:42,494 We're closed. 1637 01:15:43,626 --> 01:15:45,279 I know the owner. 1638 01:15:48,935 --> 01:15:50,720 What are you doing all the way up here? 1639 01:15:50,763 --> 01:15:53,853 Ordering a pizza, with extra cheese. 1640 01:15:53,897 --> 01:15:55,159 Hold the K-Y. 1641 01:15:55,202 --> 01:15:57,030 That's what we're known for. 1642 01:15:57,074 --> 01:15:58,292 Come on. 1643 01:16:09,042 --> 01:16:11,654 Put the flour down so nothing sticks. 1644 01:16:13,133 --> 01:16:14,831 This is how you make the crust. 1645 01:16:21,011 --> 01:16:22,229 Try that. 1646 01:16:26,712 --> 01:16:28,409 Thanks. 1647 01:16:36,069 --> 01:16:37,244 Ooh. 1648 01:16:37,288 --> 01:16:38,637 So? 1649 01:16:39,638 --> 01:16:41,161 So? 1650 01:16:41,205 --> 01:16:42,815 What happened to Ezra? 1651 01:16:42,859 --> 01:16:44,948 Didn't really click. 1652 01:16:44,991 --> 01:16:47,907 Does that hospital name tag have anything to do with it? 1653 01:16:57,438 --> 01:16:59,179 What happened with Beatrix Potter? 1654 01:17:00,224 --> 01:17:01,878 Just didn't feel right. 1655 01:17:07,144 --> 01:17:09,059 Try that. 1656 01:17:14,412 --> 01:17:15,848 Mmm. 1657 01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:37,261 Oh, my God, this is the best pizza I've ever had. 1658 01:17:37,304 --> 01:17:39,045 Truly. 1659 01:17:39,089 --> 01:17:40,394 I think it's better than sex. 1660 01:17:40,438 --> 01:17:41,700 No. Come on. 1661 01:17:41,744 --> 01:17:42,919 I mean it. 1662 01:17:42,962 --> 01:17:45,008 But I honestly don't remember. 1663 01:17:45,051 --> 01:17:47,271 - What's your favorite part? 1664 01:17:47,314 --> 01:17:48,664 - The cheese. - No. 1665 01:17:48,707 --> 01:17:50,753 Of sex. 1666 01:17:51,797 --> 01:17:52,885 The buildup. 1667 01:17:56,193 --> 01:17:58,412 - What? -That's just a typical lady answer. 1668 01:17:58,456 --> 01:17:59,979 - What? Oh, okay. - It is. 1669 01:18:00,023 --> 01:18:01,546 What's yours? Hmm? 1670 01:18:01,589 --> 01:18:02,765 Boobs? 1671 01:18:02,808 --> 01:18:04,810 Cowgirl? You like to jackhammer? 1672 01:18:04,854 --> 01:18:07,465 - Just fucking... - You're not gonna believe me, 1673 01:18:07,508 --> 01:18:09,815 but it's about the after for me. 1674 01:18:09,859 --> 01:18:11,643 - Mm-mm. No. - It is. 1675 01:18:11,687 --> 01:18:12,818 That moment after. 1676 01:18:13,906 --> 01:18:16,604 You're laying there, two people. 1677 01:18:16,648 --> 01:18:18,519 It's like you're sharing a secret. 1678 01:18:20,173 --> 01:18:22,045 It's never really about the sex. 1679 01:18:25,570 --> 01:18:28,138 It's kind of a good answer. 1680 01:18:28,181 --> 01:18:30,706 You were incredible at the party tonight. 1681 01:18:30,749 --> 01:18:32,011 No one was listening. 1682 01:18:32,055 --> 01:18:33,839 I was. 1683 01:18:43,544 --> 01:18:44,807 Uh, it's her. 1684 01:18:44,850 --> 01:18:47,157 My, uh... my girlfriend. 1685 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:48,636 What do I do? 1686 01:18:51,335 --> 01:18:52,989 Um... 1687 01:19:04,087 --> 01:19:07,830 ♪ Don't act so special ♪ 1688 01:19:07,873 --> 01:19:10,049 ♪ What I do ♪ 1689 01:19:10,093 --> 01:19:12,573 ♪ Is not for you ♪ 1690 01:19:12,617 --> 01:19:14,880 ♪ Forget about it ♪ 1691 01:19:14,924 --> 01:19:17,187 ♪ You made this mess ♪ 1692 01:19:17,230 --> 01:19:20,668 ♪ I'll knock at your door ♪ 1693 01:19:20,712 --> 01:19:22,583 ♪ Don't you ignore ♪ 1694 01:19:22,627 --> 01:19:24,629 ♪ Or forget about it ♪ 1695 01:19:24,672 --> 01:19:26,326 ♪ Every night♪ 1696 01:19:26,370 --> 01:19:29,721 ♪ Got you running in circles, I know ♪ 1697 01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:31,375 ♪ Touchin' me♪ 1698 01:19:31,418 --> 01:19:34,552 ♪ Get your paws off my Dolce cologne ♪ 1699 01:19:34,595 --> 01:19:35,988 ♪ Back it up♪ 1700 01:19:36,032 --> 01:19:38,469 ♪ Off my throne 'cause you know ♪ 1701 01:19:38,512 --> 01:19:41,211 ♪ You wanna make me♪ 1702 01:19:41,254 --> 01:19:45,519 ♪ Walk away and forget about it ♪ 1703 01:19:45,563 --> 01:19:46,999 ♪ Every night♪ 1704 01:19:47,043 --> 01:19:50,176 ♪ Got you running in circles, I know ♪ 1705 01:19:50,220 --> 01:19:52,222 ♪ Touchin' me♪ 1706 01:19:52,265 --> 01:19:55,573 ♪ Get your paws off my Dolce cologne ♪ 1707 01:19:55,616 --> 01:19:57,270 ♪ Make me♪ 1708 01:19:57,314 --> 01:19:59,316 ♪ Walk away and forget about it... ♪ 1709 01:20:00,752 --> 01:20:02,188 What? 1710 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:08,064 - 1711 01:20:09,761 --> 01:20:11,632 What do I do? 1712 01:20:18,596 --> 01:20:20,206 You should answer it. 1713 01:20:21,207 --> 01:20:22,643 Yeah? 1714 01:20:22,687 --> 01:20:24,732 Yeah. 1715 01:20:28,301 --> 01:20:29,650 Yeah. 1716 01:20:30,651 --> 01:20:32,218 All right, one second. 1717 01:20:32,262 --> 01:20:33,480 Malika. 1718 01:20:33,524 --> 01:20:35,091 Yeah. 1719 01:20:35,134 --> 01:20:37,267 Yep, I'm at the shop. 1720 01:20:44,752 --> 01:20:46,493 I couldn't go through with it. 1721 01:20:46,537 --> 01:20:48,452 - Come home. - Okay. 1722 01:20:48,495 --> 01:20:50,236 All right, bye. 1723 01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:51,890 Uh... 1724 01:20:51,934 --> 01:20:53,892 she wants to see me. 1725 01:20:53,936 --> 01:20:55,589 Great. 1726 01:20:55,633 --> 01:20:57,287 She wants to see me now. 1727 01:20:57,330 --> 01:20:58,549 - Um... - Oh. Okay. 1728 01:20:58,592 --> 01:21:00,507 - I'll, um... - No. No, no, stay. 1729 01:21:00,551 --> 01:21:02,379 Please, um... 1730 01:21:02,422 --> 01:21:04,033 grab a drink, finish the pie. 1731 01:21:04,076 --> 01:21:05,861 - Um... - I don't... 1732 01:21:05,904 --> 01:21:07,906 I'm really sorry. Uh... 1733 01:21:09,386 --> 01:21:11,127 Would you mind... 1734 01:21:12,171 --> 01:21:13,520 ...locking up? 1735 01:21:13,564 --> 01:21:14,870 Just throw the keys under the door. 1736 01:21:14,913 --> 01:21:16,132 Uh, is that okay? 1737 01:21:16,175 --> 01:21:18,003 - Uh, sure. - Yeah. Sorry. 1738 01:21:18,047 --> 01:21:19,439 Yeah. 1739 01:21:19,483 --> 01:21:20,919 Uh, yeah. 1740 01:21:27,665 --> 01:21:30,276 I hope you get your Empire State Building... 1741 01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:33,584 or wherever moment tonight. 1742 01:21:33,627 --> 01:21:35,064 Yeah. You, too. 1743 01:21:35,107 --> 01:21:36,500 - 1744 01:21:43,681 --> 01:21:48,033 ♪ To find someone like that ♪ 1745 01:21:48,077 --> 01:21:50,993 ♪ It wouldn't be easy now ♪ 1746 01:21:54,692 --> 01:21:59,436 ♪ We go too far back ♪ 1747 01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:02,352 ♪ You wouldn't leave me now ♪ 1748 01:22:04,180 --> 01:22:06,834 ♪ 'Cause I've been thinking 'bout ♪ 1749 01:22:06,878 --> 01:22:08,488 ♪ Gettin' drunk again ♪ 1750 01:22:08,532 --> 01:22:11,796 ♪ At the same house where it all started ♪ 1751 01:22:14,059 --> 01:22:15,931 You're here. 1752 01:22:15,974 --> 01:22:17,367 I'm here. 1753 01:22:18,368 --> 01:22:20,065 I was wrong. 1754 01:22:24,156 --> 01:22:26,289 ♪ It's how it's gonna be ♪ 1755 01:22:26,332 --> 01:22:27,377 Damn it. 1756 01:22:27,420 --> 01:22:28,682 ♪ Face it ♪ 1757 01:22:28,726 --> 01:22:32,121 ♪ Loving me takes patience ♪ 1758 01:22:32,164 --> 01:22:34,732 ♪ Will you think about us as I'm leaving? ♪ 1759 01:22:34,775 --> 01:22:38,040 ♪ Think about us as I'm coming home? ♪ 1760 01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:43,045 ♪ You hate it, but loving me takes patience ♪ 1761 01:22:43,088 --> 01:22:45,917 ♪ So we lose touch when I'm faded ♪ 1762 01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:49,399 ♪ And it can get dark, but still I know ♪ 1763 01:22:49,442 --> 01:22:50,835 ♪ You're waiting ♪ 1764 01:22:50,878 --> 01:22:54,665 ♪ And loving me takes patience ♪ 1765 01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,014 Let me close this. 1766 01:22:56,058 --> 01:22:57,363 I got to close this. 1767 01:22:59,539 --> 01:23:01,541 ♪ You wouldn't leave me now. ♪ 1768 01:23:01,585 --> 01:23:04,414 Sorry, I keep telling Vladimir to fix that. 1769 01:23:09,506 --> 01:23:10,637 Come on. 1770 01:23:10,681 --> 01:23:13,466 We only have like an hour left. 1771 01:23:15,599 --> 01:23:17,296 I need to go. 1772 01:23:17,340 --> 01:23:18,819 What? 1773 01:23:18,863 --> 01:23:20,256 I need to go. 1774 01:23:20,299 --> 01:23:22,040 - Is this about Sal? - Sal? 1775 01:23:22,084 --> 01:23:23,650 Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez. 1776 01:23:23,694 --> 01:23:25,913 I told you on the phone, nothing happened. 1777 01:23:25,957 --> 01:23:27,959 It's not about him at all, actually. 1778 01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:29,569 Do you want to get married? 1779 01:23:29,613 --> 01:23:32,137 Then we can have sex whenever we want. 1780 01:23:32,181 --> 01:23:34,661 It's never really been about the sex. 1781 01:23:34,705 --> 01:23:37,012 Well, we've only had it like two times. 1782 01:23:37,055 --> 01:23:38,926 - Thanks, Obama. - Obama? 1783 01:23:38,970 --> 01:23:41,233 This thing started like three years ago. 1784 01:23:41,277 --> 01:23:42,974 Yeah, well, y-you know what I mean. 1785 01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:44,280 The-the pendulum. 1786 01:23:44,323 --> 01:23:46,195 I... 1787 01:23:46,238 --> 01:23:49,459 I'm sorry for what I did, 1788 01:23:49,502 --> 01:23:53,463 but if you did something, I'm honestly proud of you. 1789 01:23:53,506 --> 01:23:55,291 - No, you-you... 1790 01:23:55,334 --> 01:23:57,206 you needed to get out of your box. 1791 01:23:58,294 --> 01:24:00,383 I should never have come. 1792 01:24:00,426 --> 01:24:02,080 I'm sorry. 1793 01:24:02,124 --> 01:24:04,691 Owen? Owen. 1794 01:24:04,735 --> 01:24:06,563 D-Did I mess things up? 1795 01:24:07,694 --> 01:24:09,653 No. 1796 01:24:09,696 --> 01:24:11,089 But I might have. 1797 01:24:27,975 --> 01:24:29,934 - Sorry, sorry. - Whoa. 1798 01:24:32,589 --> 01:24:35,461 Taxi, taxi! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 1799 01:24:37,942 --> 01:24:41,467 Uh, Seventh, between First and, uh, Second. 1800 01:24:41,511 --> 01:24:43,687 And can you make it fast as possible? 1801 01:24:43,730 --> 01:24:46,690 Trying to squeeze some more juice out of the lemon, huh? 1802 01:24:46,733 --> 01:24:48,735 Yeah, some-something like that. 1803 01:24:58,919 --> 01:25:01,008 Here. Thanks. 1804 01:25:16,372 --> 01:25:18,287 - Hello? - Hey, I'm looking for Allie. 1805 01:25:18,330 --> 01:25:19,679 - It's Owen. - Hello? 1806 01:25:19,723 --> 01:25:20,854 - Does Allie live here? - Hello? 1807 01:25:20,898 --> 01:25:22,117 - Who? - Hello? 1808 01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:23,248 - Allie. Allie. - Who? 1809 01:25:23,292 --> 01:25:24,945 - What? - Allie. 1810 01:25:24,989 --> 01:25:26,773 - Yo! Hey, yo! - Who is this? 1811 01:25:26,817 --> 01:25:28,601 It's O... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1812 01:25:28,645 --> 01:25:29,950 - There's no Allie here. - It's 6:00 a.m., man. 1813 01:25:29,994 --> 01:25:31,604 - Get out of here. - I-I know. I'm so sorry. 1814 01:25:31,648 --> 01:25:32,910 But I-I'm just looking for Allie. 1815 01:25:32,953 --> 01:25:34,303 You know Allie? 1816 01:25:34,346 --> 01:25:36,174 She's tall, uh, brunette. 1817 01:25:36,218 --> 01:25:37,741 She's got big eyes. 1818 01:25:37,784 --> 01:25:39,569 Legs don't make any sense. 1819 01:25:39,612 --> 01:25:43,312 She also loves lighthouses, especially a little red one. 1820 01:25:43,355 --> 01:25:45,227 Get the hell out of here, man. 1821 01:25:46,271 --> 01:25:48,099 Allie! 1822 01:25:49,405 --> 01:25:51,058 Allie! 1823 01:25:52,016 --> 01:25:53,844 Allie! 1824 01:26:12,123 --> 01:26:14,256 Hey. 1825 01:26:14,299 --> 01:26:16,214 Hey. 1826 01:26:16,258 --> 01:26:18,782 Look, I-I'm sorry about that Bubble Wrap thing. 1827 01:26:18,825 --> 01:26:20,218 Your mom and I were looking at 1828 01:26:20,262 --> 01:26:21,872 ASMR videos on the YouTubes, and... 1829 01:26:21,915 --> 01:26:24,266 Okay. Good to see you, Rick. 1830 01:26:24,309 --> 01:26:27,007 Did you, um, patch things up with that tall, 1831 01:26:27,051 --> 01:26:29,575 British glass of water from last night? 1832 01:26:29,619 --> 01:26:31,534 Actually, I met someone else. 1833 01:26:31,577 --> 01:26:34,189 Okay, Mr. Swing Dick. 1834 01:26:37,061 --> 01:26:39,019 Nah, it wasn't like that. It was... 1835 01:26:39,063 --> 01:26:40,586 We just talked a lot, 1836 01:26:40,630 --> 01:26:42,458 and I just left like an asshole. 1837 01:26:42,501 --> 01:26:45,200 And now I have no idea how to find her. 1838 01:26:45,243 --> 01:26:47,985 Owen, when your mom and I... 1839 01:26:48,028 --> 01:26:49,291 - Nope. - Okay. 1840 01:26:50,683 --> 01:26:53,077 My two men bonding. 1841 01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:54,905 Warms my heart. 1842 01:26:54,948 --> 01:26:56,515 - He met somebody. - Oh, yeah? 1843 01:26:56,559 --> 01:26:57,951 But he can't find her. 1844 01:26:57,995 --> 01:26:59,431 Who is she? 1845 01:26:59,475 --> 01:27:00,824 Her name's Allie. 1846 01:27:00,867 --> 01:27:03,130 And, uh... 1847 01:27:03,174 --> 01:27:06,438 she's fun, and she's smart. 1848 01:27:07,483 --> 01:27:09,354 She's weird, and she can sing. 1849 01:27:09,398 --> 01:27:11,922 She got a great voice. 1850 01:27:11,965 --> 01:27:14,272 She got this big smile. I don't know. 1851 01:27:15,578 --> 01:27:16,883 I've never met anyone like her before. 1852 01:27:16,927 --> 01:27:19,669 What's the last thing she said to you? 1853 01:27:19,712 --> 01:27:22,019 "Good luck." 1854 01:27:22,062 --> 01:27:24,282 What's the last thing you said to her? 1855 01:27:24,326 --> 01:27:28,068 "I hope you get your Empire State Building moment tonight." 1856 01:28:05,018 --> 01:28:06,629 - 1857 01:28:08,021 --> 01:28:09,806 Allie, you have to come get me. 1858 01:28:09,849 --> 01:28:11,068 I don't know where I am. 1859 01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:15,507 Tejan took me and swept me off my motherfucking feet. 1860 01:28:15,551 --> 01:28:17,466 -That's right. - I found my prince! 1861 01:28:17,509 --> 01:28:19,206 I'm in love with your friend, Allison. 1862 01:28:19,250 --> 01:28:21,165 He took me to the Empire State Building 1863 01:28:21,208 --> 01:28:23,167 - at sunrise. -And now we're gonna get married. 1864 01:28:23,210 --> 01:28:25,125 - We're getting married. - Oh, my God. Okay, I love you. 1865 01:28:26,692 --> 01:28:27,954 Ooh, sorry. 1866 01:28:27,998 --> 01:28:30,261 - Did I wake you? - No. 1867 01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:32,307 Got to drop off the kid sometime soon. 1868 01:28:32,350 --> 01:28:34,700 How was your night? 1869 01:28:34,744 --> 01:28:36,963 Uh... 1870 01:28:37,007 --> 01:28:38,748 pretty wild. 1871 01:28:40,227 --> 01:28:41,968 I met someone. 1872 01:28:43,361 --> 01:28:45,320 - Oh? - And then he went away. 1873 01:28:45,363 --> 01:28:47,887 And I took a long walk. 1874 01:28:47,931 --> 01:28:49,715 Well, did you get with him at least? 1875 01:28:49,759 --> 01:28:51,238 No. 1876 01:28:51,282 --> 01:28:53,284 Still some time left, shawty. 1877 01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:54,546 Ever been someone's first? 1878 01:28:54,590 --> 01:28:55,678 Aah! 1879 01:28:55,721 --> 01:28:57,070 All right. 1880 01:28:57,114 --> 01:28:58,463 I'm gonna go sleep for a week. 1881 01:28:58,507 --> 01:29:01,205 Listen, I'm sorry, Allie. 1882 01:29:01,248 --> 01:29:02,467 - Thanks. - Wait. 1883 01:29:02,511 --> 01:29:04,077 Your name is Allie? 1884 01:29:04,121 --> 01:29:05,688 - Yep. - There was some guy 1885 01:29:05,731 --> 01:29:07,516 calling your name, looking for you. 1886 01:29:09,082 --> 01:29:10,388 - What? - Yeah. 1887 01:29:10,432 --> 01:29:12,869 Some weird guy with elephant ears 1888 01:29:12,912 --> 01:29:16,046 whining all about your legs and leghouses. 1889 01:29:16,089 --> 01:29:17,526 It was sad. 1890 01:29:17,569 --> 01:29:20,790 I was like, "Yo, bro, sack the fuck up." 1891 01:29:20,833 --> 01:29:22,966 - When was this? - A little while ago. 1892 01:29:24,184 --> 01:29:25,708 He's not gonna be there. 1893 01:29:25,751 --> 01:29:27,971 Probably not. 1894 01:29:28,014 --> 01:29:30,539 So, why am I doing this? 1895 01:29:30,582 --> 01:29:31,801 'Cause you never know. 1896 01:29:32,802 --> 01:29:34,760 ♪ Settle down, settle in ♪ 1897 01:29:34,804 --> 01:29:36,762 ♪ Give it up, I'm giving in ♪ 1898 01:29:36,806 --> 01:29:40,331 ♪ Give me love, then give me something to get rid of it ♪ 1899 01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:42,464 ♪ Can I hold you? Can I hold you? ♪ 1900 01:29:42,507 --> 01:29:44,291 ♪ Can I hold you? ♪ 1901 01:29:44,335 --> 01:29:46,381 ♪ Can I know you? Can I know you? ♪ 1902 01:29:46,424 --> 01:29:48,383 ♪ Can I know you? ♪ 1903 01:29:48,426 --> 01:29:50,863 ♪ It is warm here in the light ♪ 1904 01:29:50,907 --> 01:29:52,691 ♪ So come in, the water's fine ♪ 1905 01:29:52,735 --> 01:29:54,563 ♪ You can join me if you like ♪ 1906 01:29:54,606 --> 01:29:56,608 ♪ You can join me, I don't mind ♪ 1907 01:29:56,652 --> 01:29:58,871 ♪ And the color of the sky ♪ 1908 01:29:58,915 --> 01:30:00,743 ♪ Is reflected in your eyes ♪ 1909 01:30:00,786 --> 01:30:02,919 ♪ As the green is flashing bright ♪ 1910 01:30:02,962 --> 01:30:04,399 ♪ As the green is flashing ♪ 1911 01:30:04,442 --> 01:30:06,488 ♪ Can I hold you? Can I hold you? ♪ 1912 01:30:06,531 --> 01:30:08,359 ♪ Can I hold you? ♪ 1913 01:30:08,403 --> 01:30:10,448 ♪ Can I know you? Can I know you? ♪ 1914 01:30:10,492 --> 01:30:12,189 ♪ Can I know you? ♪ 1915 01:30:12,232 --> 01:30:15,148 ♪ More ♪ 1916 01:30:19,762 --> 01:30:22,852 ♪ More ♪ 1917 01:30:24,984 --> 01:30:26,812 ♪ I will look upon your face ♪ 1918 01:30:26,856 --> 01:30:28,292 ♪ And I'll dream about the day ♪ 1919 01:30:28,335 --> 01:30:30,729 ♪ When I can see you when I wake ♪ 1920 01:30:30,773 --> 01:30:32,688 ♪ And I'll wish that I could stay ♪ 1921 01:30:32,731 --> 01:30:34,472 ♪ And I'll wish that I could ♪ 1922 01:30:34,516 --> 01:30:37,823 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1923 01:30:38,824 --> 01:30:40,826 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1924 01:30:43,089 --> 01:30:45,788 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1925 01:30:46,919 --> 01:30:50,140 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1926 01:30:50,183 --> 01:30:53,012 ♪ And when the sun has gone away ♪ 1927 01:30:58,365 --> 01:31:00,280 ♪ Can I hold you? Can I hold you? ♪ 1928 01:31:00,324 --> 01:31:02,282 ♪ Can I hold you? ♪ 1929 01:31:07,026 --> 01:31:08,854 ♪ Can I know you? Can I know you? ♪ 1930 01:31:08,898 --> 01:31:10,552 ♪ Can I know you? ♪ 1931 01:31:16,383 --> 01:31:19,648 ♪ More. ♪ 1932 01:31:23,608 --> 01:31:25,567 We missed the sunrise. 1933 01:31:30,659 --> 01:31:33,226 Black, three sugars. 1934 01:31:33,270 --> 01:31:35,228 I hear it's adorable. 1935 01:31:37,622 --> 01:31:38,971 You're still following me. 1936 01:31:39,015 --> 01:31:40,756 Or are you following me? 1937 01:31:42,584 --> 01:31:44,499 I can't believe you're here. 1938 01:31:45,935 --> 01:31:47,806 Well, this is the only place for this. 1939 01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:51,506 Nothing can overshadow. 1940 01:31:53,899 --> 01:31:55,727 I'm sorry. I-I... 1941 01:31:55,771 --> 01:31:57,686 I shouldn't have left. 1942 01:31:58,730 --> 01:32:01,428 Nah. I shouldn't have let you go. 1943 01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:25,409 We still have time. 1944 01:32:26,671 --> 01:32:28,804 I might... I might know a place. 1945 01:32:28,847 --> 01:32:30,588 Come on. 1946 01:32:30,632 --> 01:32:32,851 You know, I'm not even gonna need the whole 11 minutes. 1947 01:32:32,895 --> 01:32:34,505 Oh, yeah. Me, neither, son. 1948 01:33:01,750 --> 01:33:03,012 What's wrong? 1949 01:33:03,055 --> 01:33:05,057 Nothing. Nothing's wrong. 1950 01:33:05,101 --> 01:33:07,538 Just, you know... 1951 01:33:07,582 --> 01:33:10,541 seems like this whole night... 1952 01:33:12,021 --> 01:33:14,501 I don't want it to dictate... 1953 01:33:14,545 --> 01:33:16,286 us, what we do. 1954 01:33:16,329 --> 01:33:18,331 We can't let the mandate win. 1955 01:33:19,289 --> 01:33:21,204 Maybe we should wait. 1956 01:33:22,901 --> 01:33:24,773 Get to know each other. 1957 01:33:27,689 --> 01:33:29,691 I think you're right. 1958 01:33:31,127 --> 01:33:32,694 Without the-the pressure. 1959 01:33:32,737 --> 01:33:34,870 Without the pressure, without all the noise. 1960 01:33:34,913 --> 01:33:36,219 A whole year. 1961 01:33:36,262 --> 01:33:37,568 A whole year. It's your favorite part. 1962 01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:38,787 The buildup. 1963 01:33:38,830 --> 01:33:41,441 Yeah, but what about the after? 1964 01:33:41,485 --> 01:33:43,487 It's gonna be hard, but I can wait. 1965 01:33:45,576 --> 01:33:47,143 Try to keep it in my pants. 1966 01:33:47,186 --> 01:33:48,492 Ah. Good luck. 1967 01:33:59,416 --> 01:34:01,723 I just don't want this moment to end. 1968 01:34:04,203 --> 01:34:05,857 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 1969 01:34:06,858 --> 01:34:09,121 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 1970 01:34:10,122 --> 01:34:12,559 ♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪ 1971 01:34:16,041 --> 01:34:19,001 Do... do you hear that? 1972 01:34:19,044 --> 01:34:20,480 ♪ You can be amazing... ♪ 1973 01:34:20,524 --> 01:34:22,178 Oh, my God. 1974 01:34:22,221 --> 01:34:23,745 Yeah, they're filming all over the city tonight 1975 01:34:23,788 --> 01:34:25,094 'cause there's no paparazzi. 1976 01:34:25,137 --> 01:34:27,096 - You didn't know that? - No. 1977 01:34:27,139 --> 01:34:29,664 No, no, no. Wow, that is my voice. 1978 01:34:29,707 --> 01:34:31,448 - This is you? - Yeah. 1979 01:34:31,491 --> 01:34:32,710 - Wow. - It's my day job. 1980 01:34:32,754 --> 01:34:34,669 ♪ Start speaking up... ♪ 1981 01:34:34,712 --> 01:34:37,367 It seems to me you sang, 1982 01:34:37,410 --> 01:34:39,761 they're hearing, you're connecting. 1983 01:34:39,804 --> 01:34:41,763 Shut up. 1984 01:34:41,806 --> 01:34:43,895 ♪ And no sunlight, sometimes... ♪ 1985 01:34:43,939 --> 01:34:46,028 Hey, guys! Guys! 1986 01:34:46,071 --> 01:34:48,073 Can you crouch down? We're filming. 1987 01:34:48,117 --> 01:34:49,771 - What? - Crouch down? 1988 01:34:49,814 --> 01:34:51,947 Oh, too late! We've already seen you kissing! 1989 01:34:51,990 --> 01:34:53,992 You have to keep doing it! 1990 01:34:54,036 --> 01:34:55,037 - Kissing? - Yes! 1991 01:34:55,080 --> 01:34:56,516 Okay. 1992 01:34:56,560 --> 01:34:58,170 You two, yeah. You're established. 1993 01:34:58,214 --> 01:35:00,129 - We're kissing. - I guess. 1994 01:35:00,172 --> 01:35:02,305 ♪ Say what you wanna say... ♪ 1995 01:35:02,348 --> 01:35:04,350 Now you have to dance. 1996 01:35:04,394 --> 01:35:06,091 - What? - Dance! 1997 01:35:06,135 --> 01:35:11,096 ♪ Honestly, I wanna use Leventave ♪ 1998 01:35:11,140 --> 01:35:16,275 ♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis ♪ 1999 01:35:16,319 --> 01:35:18,843 ♪ Psoriasis ♪ 2000 01:35:18,887 --> 01:35:21,324 ♪ I wanna use Leventave ♪ 2001 01:35:21,367 --> 01:35:26,416 ♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis ♪ 2002 01:35:26,459 --> 01:35:29,419 ♪ Psoriasis ♪ 2003 01:35:32,422 --> 01:35:36,295 ♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis ♪ 2004 01:35:36,339 --> 01:35:39,168 ♪ Psoriasis ♪ 2005 01:35:39,211 --> 01:35:42,606 ALLIE and OWEN: ♪ I wanna use Leventave. ♪ 2006 01:35:44,913 --> 01:35:47,002 Eight, seven, 2007 01:35:47,045 --> 01:35:49,831 six, five, four, 2008 01:35:49,874 --> 01:35:52,268 three, two, one! 2009 01:35:52,311 --> 01:35:53,922 - 2010 01:35:55,271 --> 01:35:57,099 Oh, wow. 2011 01:35:59,841 --> 01:36:01,625 - We did it. - Wasn't even that hard. 2012 01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:03,975 - Ooh. 2013 01:36:04,019 --> 01:36:05,760 Mwah. 2014 01:36:05,803 --> 01:36:07,239 Wow. 2015 01:36:09,111 --> 01:36:10,460 - Oh, what should we do? - So... 2016 01:36:10,503 --> 01:36:12,505 I don't know. You want to get food? 2017 01:36:12,549 --> 01:36:15,247 - Yeah. Let's get dinner. - Chinese? Italian? 2018 01:36:15,291 --> 01:36:16,683 I'm not eating pizza. 2019 01:36:16,727 --> 01:36:18,076 Pizza? I didn't say pizza. 2020 01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:19,599 Omakase? 2021 01:36:27,564 --> 01:36:30,741 - ♪ Ooh♪ - ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2022 01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:32,917 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2023 01:36:32,961 --> 01:36:35,267 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 2024 01:36:35,311 --> 01:36:37,661 - ♪ Ooh♪ - ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2025 01:36:37,704 --> 01:36:39,097 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2026 01:36:39,141 --> 01:36:40,751 Wasn't even that hard. 2027 01:36:40,795 --> 01:36:41,796 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 2028 01:36:41,839 --> 01:36:43,058 So rude. 2029 01:36:47,845 --> 01:36:49,716 Finally. 2030 01:36:49,760 --> 01:36:51,283 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2031 01:36:51,327 --> 01:36:53,546 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 2032 01:36:53,590 --> 01:36:56,898 - ♪ Ooh♪ - ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2033 01:36:56,941 --> 01:36:59,161 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2034 01:36:59,204 --> 01:37:01,380 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 2035 01:37:01,424 --> 01:37:02,904 ♪ Sometimes I like holding my breath ♪ 2036 01:37:02,947 --> 01:37:04,819 ♪ Just to see how long I last ♪ 2037 01:37:04,862 --> 01:37:07,343 ♪ You say that it's dumb, and I know it ♪ 2038 01:37:07,386 --> 01:37:09,693 ♪ And I say, "Hello, hello" ♪ 2039 01:37:09,736 --> 01:37:14,741 ♪ I, I'm so addicted to whatcha doin' ♪ 2040 01:37:14,785 --> 01:37:15,786 ♪ I think I like it ♪ 2041 01:37:15,830 --> 01:37:17,353 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2042 01:37:17,396 --> 01:37:19,485 ♪ You got that look ♪ 2043 01:37:19,529 --> 01:37:20,660 ♪ You're so kind ♪ 2044 01:37:20,704 --> 01:37:23,011 ♪ Guess I'm out of my mind ♪ 2045 01:37:23,054 --> 01:37:25,230 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2046 01:37:25,274 --> 01:37:26,405 ♪ You're shining ♪ 2047 01:37:26,449 --> 01:37:27,754 ♪ And it's such a surprise ♪ 2048 01:37:27,798 --> 01:37:30,757 ♪ Guess I'm out of my mind ♪ 2049 01:37:30,801 --> 01:37:34,239 ♪ Ooh♪ 2050 01:37:34,283 --> 01:37:37,025 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2051 01:37:37,068 --> 01:37:39,027 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 2052 01:37:39,070 --> 01:37:41,899 ♪ Ooh♪ 2053 01:37:41,943 --> 01:37:44,467 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2054 01:37:44,510 --> 01:37:46,773 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 2055 01:37:46,817 --> 01:37:50,125 - ♪ Ooh♪ - ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2056 01:37:50,168 --> 01:37:51,691 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2057 01:37:51,735 --> 01:37:54,216 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 2058 01:37:54,259 --> 01:37:57,523 - ♪ Ooh♪ - ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2059 01:37:57,567 --> 01:37:59,743 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2060 01:37:59,786 --> 01:38:02,354 ♪ Gotta get right witcha. ♪ 2061 01:38:03,965 --> 01:38:05,183 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2062 01:38:05,227 --> 01:38:07,098 ♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪ 2063 01:38:07,142 --> 01:38:10,493 ♪ Can't let you get around inside my head now ♪ 2064 01:38:10,536 --> 01:38:11,973 ♪ I wanna get back ♪ 2065 01:38:12,016 --> 01:38:13,713 ♪ Can't sit through another round ♪ 2066 01:38:13,757 --> 01:38:14,845 ♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪ 2067 01:38:14,889 --> 01:38:16,847 ♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪ 2068 01:38:16,891 --> 01:38:20,242 ♪ Can't let you get around inside my head now ♪ 2069 01:38:20,285 --> 01:38:21,721 ♪ I wanna get back ♪ 2070 01:38:21,765 --> 01:38:23,332 ♪ Can't sit through another round ♪ 2071 01:38:23,375 --> 01:38:24,420 ♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪ 2072 01:38:24,463 --> 01:38:26,030 ♪ It's hot in New York ♪ 2073 01:38:26,074 --> 01:38:29,033 ♪ And I can't get away from pain ♪ 2074 01:38:29,077 --> 01:38:30,905 ♪ I'm losing my nerves ♪ 2075 01:38:30,948 --> 01:38:33,951 ♪ And you're losing the waiting game ♪ 2076 01:38:33,995 --> 01:38:36,171 ♪ I know it ain't true ♪ 2077 01:38:36,214 --> 01:38:39,522 ♪ The things you say and do to play cool ♪ 2078 01:38:39,565 --> 01:38:42,568 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 2079 01:38:42,612 --> 01:38:44,614 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 2080 01:38:44,657 --> 01:38:49,140 ♪ Okay, do you really wanna do the old way? ♪ 2081 01:38:49,184 --> 01:38:51,621 ♪ Not today, 'cause I can't feel ♪ 2082 01:38:51,664 --> 01:38:55,320 ♪ The things that make me feel so hopeful ♪ 2083 01:38:55,364 --> 01:38:57,670 ♪ And I don't know what you're doing ♪ 2084 01:38:57,714 --> 01:39:00,108 ♪ But I'm not tempted ♪ 2085 01:39:00,151 --> 01:39:03,111 ♪ And I just write now 'cause I'm on empty ♪ 2086 01:39:03,154 --> 01:39:05,330 ♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪ 2087 01:39:05,374 --> 01:39:08,681 ♪ Can't let you get around inside my head now ♪ 2088 01:39:08,725 --> 01:39:10,205 ♪ I wanna get back ♪ 2089 01:39:10,248 --> 01:39:11,902 ♪ Can't sit through another round ♪ 2090 01:39:11,946 --> 01:39:13,034 ♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪ 2091 01:39:13,077 --> 01:39:15,079 ♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪ 2092 01:39:15,123 --> 01:39:18,517 ♪ Can't let you get around inside my head now ♪ 2093 01:39:18,561 --> 01:39:19,997 ♪ I wanna get back ♪ 2094 01:39:20,041 --> 01:39:21,607 ♪ Can't sit through another round ♪ 2095 01:39:21,651 --> 01:39:22,695 ♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪ 2096 01:39:22,739 --> 01:39:24,349 ♪ It's hot in New York ♪ 2097 01:39:24,393 --> 01:39:27,309 ♪ And I can't get away from pain ♪ 2098 01:39:27,352 --> 01:39:29,137 ♪ I'm losing my nerves ♪ 2099 01:39:29,180 --> 01:39:32,096 ♪ And you're losing the waiting game ♪ 2100 01:39:32,140 --> 01:39:34,533 ♪ I know it ain't true ♪ 2101 01:39:34,577 --> 01:39:37,797 ♪ The things you say and do to play cool ♪ 2102 01:39:37,841 --> 01:39:40,757 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 2103 01:39:40,800 --> 01:39:42,759 ♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪ 2104 01:42:05,031 --> 01:42:06,859 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 2105 01:42:07,904 --> 01:42:09,688 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 2106 01:42:10,689 --> 01:42:12,561 ♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪ 2107 01:42:33,843 --> 01:42:35,192 135724

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