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And then I looked after some twins
for a lovely couple in Richmond.
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Unfortunately he died recently.
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He had a heart attack on a trip to Paris.
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Oh, I love Paris!
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So, when can you start?
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I mean, the sooner the better,
really, for me. I mean,
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I know this sounds ridiculous,
but if you could start this afternoon,
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that would, that would be great.
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Look, I... I know that's ridiculous.
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-Is it? Is that ridiculous?
-What, to start now?
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No! No, no, no.
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No, this afternoon.
Unless you CAN start now?
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Shouldn't I meet the kids first, or...
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Whatever you want.
Meet them, don't meet them.
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Jesus Christ! Is that the door?!
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-This is my boyfriend, Luke.
-Oh, hi.
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Nice house.
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-How much does that painting cost?
-I don't know.
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A lot of nice houses
round here, aren't there?
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-You coming or what?
-Uh, sorry, we have to go.
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So, when can you meet the kids?
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No, she didn't turn up.
I can't believe it.
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She was perfect in every way,
apart from not turning up.
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Now we're going to be
late for school again!
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I just... Paul, I don't know how
much more of this I can take.
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It's just... In.
It's just too much for me.
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It's just too much for me, Paul.
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Just, it's too much.
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It's a bit early, isn't it?
I'll just have a Pimm's.
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Oh, it sounds like hell.
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I'm so sorry I had to
come on this bloody stag.
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-Do you want me to come home?
-No. No, no, no, no.
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-Don't come home.
-I'll come home.
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No, no. No, really, don't.
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-I'm coming home. I'm going to come home.
-No, don't be silly!
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-Put those down. Don't be silly.
-No, look, you need me and that's that.
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-I'm going to come home.
-If you're serious, it would be amazing.
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But if I can't come home,
what's the next best thing I could do?
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-Oh, I know!
-No. Don't send your parents.
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They don't help.
They do not help, Paul.
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What?
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-Paul?
-Julia?
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Paul, I said don't send your parents.
It would be an absolute disaster.
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-Julia.
-Paul!
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Julia, the reception here is shit.
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I didn't catch any of what you
just said, but if you can hear me,
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don't worry,
I'm going to call my parents.
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Julia.
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Hey, did you put mint in this?
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-Morning!
-Oh, gangway!
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-Can't talk!
-Morning.
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In, in, in.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry,
I know it's past nine!
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Can I just sneak them through?
Bye-bye, love you, love you, bye.
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-I'll have to mark them down as late.
-Oh, no, please!
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They can't get another late this term,
it's just so upsetting for Ivy.
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-I have to put them in the book.
-Please don't do that.
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Look, please don't open the book.
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Don't pick up the pen!
Just put the pen down!
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-Stop writing!
-I have to put them in the book.
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Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.
OK. Well, thank you very much.
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You've been so kind. I hope
you have a marvellous day.
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Nice jumper.
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Just take whatever you want.
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Anything left over is going
to the charity shop. Trevor.
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-Could I get a latte?
-Only if you're good.
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-You'll never get away with that, Anne.
-Oh, God, I was, I was joking!
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-Two doughnuts, please.
-Sure.
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You need to get them into Breakfast
Club, miss the traffic that way.
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Breakfast club? What's that?
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Just what it sounds like.
You can drop them off at eight.
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I'm trying to get Charlie in on it.
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He's having his half eight poo
in school, I'm back in bed.
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What, they give him breakfast?
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Cor, that is great!
I hate doing breakfast!
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-My kids never know what they want.
-What, you ask them?
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Yeah, don't you?
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No! Just put a bowl of
cornflakes in front of them.
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They're not gourmets.
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Charlie would eat a bowl of Lego
if I put it in front of him.
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God, yeah, why did I ever
think I had to ask them?
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Great, so how do you get
into Breakfast Club, then?
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You need to speak to Mrs Lamb,
she sorts it all out.
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I love this!
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Well, don't get too excited,
it's last season.
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-Which teacher is Mrs Lamb again?
-No, she's the sour cow in reception.
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Can I have this?
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No. I don't think so.
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-Why not?
-Well, I can't give everything away.
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There'll be nothing left
for the charity shop,
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and it's for cancer.
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Tell you what, I'll give
you a tenner for cancer,
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and I'll throw in my coat
for even more cancer.
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That's not a bad deal.
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Great!
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Oh, yeah, Mrs Lamb's the man.
Breakfast club, Homework Club.
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Oh, God! I was sort of
offish with her earlier.
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How bad was it?
Was it anything you could walk back?
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Well, I said that she was very
helpful and I said, "Nice jumper."
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Shit. She responds well to gifts.
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I got her a St Tropez kit for her
birthday and now Charlie's allowed
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back on school trips.
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I feel a bit sorry for her.
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See her around the place
on her own a lot.
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Here comes trouble.
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-You're looking at a free man, ladies.
-What do you mean?
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Jill's gone to her
mother's with the kids.
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Oh, no, what's happened?
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Oh, nothing. It's just a thing
she has to do from time to time.
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When she's had enough of me.
When I'm driving her up the walls.
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She just says, "Aaaargh!..."
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"I can't take it!" and scarpers, so...
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What are you guys doing
for the weekend?
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-A few friends have invited me to Milan.
-Have they?
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-No!
-I've got my in-laws coming.
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I call my in-laws "the outlaws".
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But not really.
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Well, then, it looks like I've got
a weekend to myself doing boy stuff
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in the man cave.
Could be worse.
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Actually sounds pretty good to me.
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Right, well,
I better go and pick them up.
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I'm having to bloody work from home
today because they don't understand
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"key under flowerpot".
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-See you, troops.
-Bye.
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You done your hair or something?
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I might have treated myself to a wash.
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Whatever you did, it's working.
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I should wash myself more often.
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I can't park here. Wait there,
I'll bring the car around.
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-We're coming, we're coming.
-No, no, don't!
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Wait a minute, we haven't got all
the bags. Where...
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Oh, for goodness' sake! Look!
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-Oh, God!
-Julia.
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Come on, come on.
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-Where's my paper, my newspaper?
-Oh, Geoff, please!
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-I left it on the...
-Stay there.
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Yes. Go on, hurry up,
hurry up, hurry up!
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Oh, look! Look, I've got it.
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Oh, for goodness' sake.
Come on then, let's go.
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Jesus...
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The cavalry have arrived.
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-There you go.
-What's this?
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Closing early.
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-Only throw them away otherwise.
-Thanks.
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Yes, thank you.
She's letting you through, Julia.
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She's letting you through.
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Thank you, Elizabeth.
Yes, I know what this means.
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She thinks you're waving her through now.
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Yes. Yes, sorry, you go, you go!
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How are my two darlings?
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They're not in the car, Elizabeth.
They're at school, remember?
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Yes, of course.
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-You all right in the back there, Geoff?
-I am, thank you, Julia.
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Do you know who used to live here?
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-Who?
-Michael Caine.
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Michael Caine, really? He
used to live in Queens Park?
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No, no, no, no. London.
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Did you get anything nice for Christmas?
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-They're not in the car.
-Oh. Yes.
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-Oh, where are they?
-They're at school.
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Oh, yes.
Oh, careful with that one, Julia!
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We don't want to break it, do we?
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-Do you want to take your coats off?
-No, I'm a bit cold.
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Oh, I can put the heating on.
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No, no, I'll just keep my coat on.
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How about a nice cup
of tea and a catch-up?
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OK, you want tea.
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Great, I'll put the kettle on.
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You want one, Geoff?
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-Only if you're putting the kettle on.
-I am, yeah.
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Actually, could I have a coffee, rather?
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Coffee? Absolutely.
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Have you got a small piece of bread?
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I haven't had breakfast.
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Just the heel will be fine.
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-Just the heel?
-Yes.
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Don't waste a proper slice.
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I thought it might be fun if you guys
picked up the kids from school.
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Surprise them.
I've got a bit of work to get on with.
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You could take my car.
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Oh, I don't like driving in London.
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-I'll ask Geoff.
-Toilet's broken.
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-Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
-No, don't!
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Julia was wondering if we could pick up
the children from school.
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Oh, well, I'd better get on
with the toilet.
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Especially if I'm not
going to miss the rugby.
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-Don't worry about the toilet.
-It's all right.
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Yes, best we don't.
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Oh, before you go, Julia,
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could you get out a deckchair
so I can sit in the garden?
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Leaving us, Barbara?
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Can you take me with you?
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I mean, they can't even
make a cup of tea themselves.
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They would die of dehydration
if I didn't come home.
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Bless them.
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And they're so cheap,
won't let anything go to waste.
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Geoff even ate a rancid mango
today, rather than throw it away.
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My dad drives two miles further
away from the local shop
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to get cheaper bin bags.
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-How old?
-How old? I don't know, Kevin.
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-Late 60s?
-That's a lovely age.
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-Can I... can I meet them?
-What?
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-Can I meet them?
-You want to meet my husband's parents?
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-Why?
-I love old people.
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I used to work with old
people when I was at uni.
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Best years of my life.
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People tell me I'm very much
like an old person sometimes.
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No. That's weird, Kevin.
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-What are you doing?
-I just got flirted at again.
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-Flirted at by who?
-Trevor.
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-He winked at me.
-Oh, my God!
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This cafe is the only place I have now,
and you are going to make it weird.
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How am I going to make it weird?
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Oh, for God's sake!
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Geoff? I got your Rennies.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, now, don't you worry
about this, Julia.
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I managed to turn
the water off eventually.
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But I did remember to fill up
the kettle,
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so if you wouldn't mind just
going and popping it on, eh?
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Geoff. Geoff, will I tell her
or do you want to tell her?
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Just tell me, Elizabeth. You tell
me before I execute both of you!
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Well, we were going to save
it till Paul got home, but...
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-Sit down, Julia.
-I don't want to sit down.
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Well, Paul has told us how difficult
you're finding things at the moment,
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you know, since your mother
stopped doing everything for you,
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and we've seen first hand
how overwhelmed you are.
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So we've decided...
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to move back to London!
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So we won't be just at the
end of a phone any more,
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we'll be right here all the time.
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You'll be able to sit back and
let us take care of everything.
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Elizabeth?
It's time for my pill.
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-Where are my pills?
-Oh, they're in the car.
235
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,159
-I'll get them.
-I'll get them!
236
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,200
I need something anyway!
I'll get the pills!
237
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,320
Barbara!
238
00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:21,679
Have you seen this?
Somebody must have...
239
00:14:21,759 --> 00:14:23,399
I ran over as soon as I...
240
00:14:24,759 --> 00:14:26,360
Never mind.
241
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,720
I know, I'll get, I'll
get Paul to put it back,
242
00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:31,320
as soon as he's home from his stag.
243
00:14:31,399 --> 00:14:33,519
How did they do that?
244
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,440
It was buried!
245
00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:36,519
Very deep.
246
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,639
Desperate people are capable
of anything, Barbara!
247
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,039
You've called the Brady residence.
248
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,840
Please leave a short
message after the beep.
249
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:49,919
Or, if you like, you can
message me at Tumblr.
250
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,639
Hi, Kevin.
If you're still at a loose end...
251
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,440
-Hello!
-Hi, Kevin.
252
00:14:56,519 --> 00:15:00,720
I have reached the limits
of my endurance.
253
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:05,600
I am taking them out
to eat, so if the offer
254
00:15:05,679 --> 00:15:09,600
still stands, could you please come
and do some geriatric whispering?
255
00:15:09,679 --> 00:15:12,320
I'd love to!
When do you want me? Now?
256
00:15:12,399 --> 00:15:15,000
I could come now.
Would you like me to come now?
257
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,399
Do you know what?
Let's go out, let's go out to eat.
258
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,399
-What? Where?
-To a... to a restaurant.
259
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:25,360
-Oh, whose birthday is it?
-No, it's no-one's birthday.
260
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,159
What will I wear?
261
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:30,200
Just... What?! Just, just
casual, casual clothes.
262
00:15:30,279 --> 00:15:32,159
I'm not sure I've got any casual clothes.
263
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,000
Geoff, Geoff, we're going out.
264
00:15:35,639 --> 00:15:38,480
Spit that out!
That is not a biscuit!
265
00:15:38,559 --> 00:15:42,360
-Geoff, is this your hearing aid?!
-Oh, there it is!
266
00:15:43,679 --> 00:15:45,480
We're going out!
267
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:57,399
Julia, why did you let him put
my hearing aid in his mouth?
268
00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:00,600
This was the best one I
ever had, you know, and...
269
00:16:00,679 --> 00:16:02,759
well, now I can't hear a thing.
270
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,919
Elizabeth, say something.
271
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:10,200
Testing, testing, testing
Geoff's hearing aid.
272
00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:12,120
Alpha, Bravo,
273
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,200
Charlie, Delta, Echo.
274
00:16:15,279 --> 00:16:17,080
Oh, there's Kevin!
275
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,799
Geoff! Geoff, it's OK.
276
00:16:24,879 --> 00:16:27,000
It's my friend. This is my friend.
277
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,600
Hello.
278
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,639
Geoff and Elizabeth. Got it.
279
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,879
Weren't names lovely in the past?
280
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,279
What do you mean?
281
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,399
What do you mean, in the past?
282
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:48,000
Oh, I see. It's almost like
I'm saying you belong in the past.
283
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,600
-I'm not at all.
-We're here now, aren't we?
284
00:16:50,679 --> 00:16:52,519
We're not dead yet.
285
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:56,200
No, indeed. Very much still with
us, and thank goodness for that.
286
00:16:58,799 --> 00:17:02,399
These are heated seats,
aren't they, Julia?
287
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,799
You're spoiling
the back-seat boys here.
288
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,480
Isn't she, Geoff?
Do you feel that, Geoff?
289
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:09,119
Lovely and warm.
290
00:17:10,799 --> 00:17:13,960
It's lovely and warm, the seats.
291
00:17:14,039 --> 00:17:15,799
Warm your bum up!
292
00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:21,359
-Are you all right, Geoffrey?
-What are you doing to him, Kevin?
293
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,680
I'm not doing anything to him.
294
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,440
I thought you said you were like
Paul O'Grady with old people?
295
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,079
I just got off on the wrong foot.
I'll win them over, don't worry.
296
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,680
-Would you like children's menus?
-Yes. No!
297
00:17:39,839 --> 00:17:42,279
I will choose for them.
They will have...
298
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:44,920
fish pie.
299
00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:48,440
Oh, dear.
300
00:17:48,519 --> 00:17:49,440
Oh, no.
301
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,079
Is there something about the menu
that bothers you, Elizabeth?
302
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:55,160
-Is there anything other than fish?
-Are you...
303
00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:01,079
-Why didn't you say before?
-Well, I didn't want to be a bother.
304
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,960
Excuse me, excuse me. I'm so sorry.
Is there something that's not fish?
305
00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:08,599
-Well, it's a fish restaurant.
-I know it's a fish restaurant.
306
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:12,799
The surf and turf, we can
take away the... surf.
307
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,240
-Elizabeth, they have steak.
-I don't like steak.
308
00:18:15,319 --> 00:18:18,279
-She doesn't like steak.
-It's all very expensive.
309
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,880
I'll just have the breadsticks.
310
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,400
Geoff. Geoff? Do you think
you should just have a main?
311
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,039
Skip the starter
because of your indigestion?
312
00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:31,119
Yes, yes, I'll have a starter.
313
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,559
-What do they have?
-Get some lovely grub in there.
314
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,319
-Who is he?
-This is Kevin.
315
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,000
Mrs Lamb over there.
316
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:45,519
Oh, yes.
On her own again, poor thing.
317
00:18:45,599 --> 00:18:48,839
Excuse me, excuse me.
Hi, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
318
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,839
See that woman over there?
I'll pick up her bill.
319
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,559
-You can tell her.
-Oh, OK.
320
00:19:04,599 --> 00:19:08,920
-Hello! A lovely place!
-Lovely to see you all.
321
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,319
-Nice to meet you. Thank you very much.
-How are you?
322
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,000
Can we have the wine list please?
323
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,759
I don't believe it!
324
00:19:35,839 --> 00:19:38,279
Everyone's been talking about
her like she's a recluse.
325
00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:41,200
It's like Ant and Dec's Saturday
Night Takeaway over there.
326
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,960
Excuse me, look,
327
00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:48,599
can you tell me again
how you know my daughter?
328
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,519
-Who are you?
-Well, we...
329
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:58,960
I don't want to say more than friends,
but we are very close.
330
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,119
I think it's your pilot
light that's the problem.
331
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,319
Right. Well, it's not worked
properly since you installed it.
332
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,359
-Oh, really?
-Yeah, really.
333
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:26,759
Well, I'm sorry about that.
334
00:20:29,279 --> 00:20:30,880
Nice coat.
335
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,640
-Jesus, you reek!
-Yeah, but I've been working, ain't I?
336
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,480
You've been fixing a boiler,
not wrestling a BO machine.
337
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:47,960
-No, no, no, no!
-What?
338
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,680
Leave it on. The coat.
339
00:20:49,759 --> 00:20:51,640
-What?!
-Leave it on.
340
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,920
Stop! Stop! The kids!
341
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,039
-Daddy!
-Hello, mate!
342
00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:01,480
Look at you, eh? What are
we going to do with you, eh?
343
00:21:01,559 --> 00:21:04,200
What about this?!
344
00:21:05,319 --> 00:21:07,240
Don't shake him like a can
of Coke, Lee!
345
00:21:07,319 --> 00:21:09,640
-You don't have to mop up the mess.
-Daddy, stop!
346
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,680
You going to throw up for Mummy?
Throw up for Mummy, go on!
347
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,279
Are you going to throw up for Mummy?
348
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,880
Oh, come back here.
349
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:21,640
What's been happening?
You good? Yeah?
350
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:26,720
-I didn't want fish pie.
-That's all there is, OK?
351
00:21:26,799 --> 00:21:30,559
Shush it down. Hello, yes, I just
want to make it absolutely clear
352
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:35,119
that I'm only getting dinner
for her, not for everybody else.
353
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,160
Right, but that puts me in a
very uncomfortable position.
354
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,799
Ah, it's a lobster.
355
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Can you tell her?
356
00:21:42,079 --> 00:21:44,000
Me tell her that I'm not paying
for the meal?
357
00:21:44,079 --> 00:21:46,880
No, that would... You tell her!
358
00:21:48,039 --> 00:21:51,599
Look, just subtract her meal from
the bill and then point at me like
359
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,920
you did the first time,
then she'll know,
360
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,400
and it won't look like
we're suddenly changing our minds.
361
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,519
-We're changing our minds?
-Yes, yes, yes, yeah.
362
00:21:59,599 --> 00:22:01,000
Because you're part of it,
363
00:22:01,079 --> 00:22:03,920
because you agreed to make
the offer in the first place.
364
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,920
This is the only way.
Don't bail on me now.
365
00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:16,839
And there's no "you left
the seat up" politics,
366
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,799
because I now pee sitting down.
367
00:22:19,519 --> 00:22:22,880
I don't know why more men don't do it.
368
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,920
Geoff? Oh, he, he's asleep.
369
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,440
Who is this man, Julia?
370
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,960
Excuse me. Didn't you say
that you were paying for dinner?
371
00:22:43,039 --> 00:22:46,160
-Yes, yes.
-Yeah, well, he's saying you didn't.
372
00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:49,200
There's been...
373
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:53,119
I think you've misunderstood me.
374
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:58,559
I definitely do want to pay for
the whole dinner, not just her.
375
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,799
Sorry,
I obviously didn't make that clear.
376
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,240
Thank you.
377
00:23:19,759 --> 00:23:22,759
No! No!
378
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,480
They're wonderful!
379
00:23:39,759 --> 00:23:41,400
Oh, God!
380
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:47,960
Hi! Bye!
381
00:23:48,039 --> 00:23:51,519
240 quid that cost me.
How did you manage it?
382
00:23:51,599 --> 00:23:55,400
Oh, you know, I have my ways.
Anyway, back to bed. See you later.
383
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:56,599
See you.
384
00:24:04,279 --> 00:24:07,200
Go on. Get inside.
385
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,599
Don't want to miss your train.
386
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,160
-Hang on a minute! Hang on!
-Oh, no!
387
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,839
Look, I'll let you know how
the house-hunting goes,
388
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:22,759
but in the meantime, any time it gets too
much for you, you know what to do.
389
00:24:22,839 --> 00:24:24,799
You bet I do.
390
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,480
-Bye.
-Come on, come on!
391
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,519
Have you got the tickets?
392
00:24:32,599 --> 00:24:35,559
-What?
-Have you got the tickets?
393
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,039
-What?
-Geoff, never mind, never mind!
394
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:42,279
Get in there! Get in!
395
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,599
Get in the station!
396
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:47,640
Yes!
397
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,000
Hi.
398
00:25:04,519 --> 00:25:06,960
-It's happened again.
-Aw, thanks!
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