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Do we really need all this? I mean,
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we're trying to find a godparent for Lark,
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not catch a serial killer.
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Well, you know I always
wanted to work in the FBI.
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I just hate running in a suit.
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Oh, is that the problem...
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- that you have with running?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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All right, so,
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let's go over our options.
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Okay, what about...
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- my parents?
- Gonna have to veto.
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Guardians shouldn't live off the grid
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and drink rain out of a bucket.
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Rainwater's the sweetest water.
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What about my parents?
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Yeah, I'm gonna veto that.
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Um, therapists raise children
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who need therapists.
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Well, she raised me.
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And I see your point
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and I second your veto.
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Uh... all right,
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Heather and Tim.
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Interesting.
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Oh, oh. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, go upstairs. Please put the khakis on.
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Khakis? No way. It's Saturday.
Saturday's my cutoffs day.
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No, honey, Greg and Jen are coming over.
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New parents don't just drop by
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unless it's the godparent conversation
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And godparents do not wear cutoffs .
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All right, I'll put on my cutoff khakis.
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No, no. No, no, no, no.
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No. Full coverage khakis.
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Like down to the ankle.
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I can make 'em go to my ankle.
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Okay, honey, p... I'm-I'm...
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Really, this is important
to me. Please. Love you!
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It's just that, since we've
had Lark, we've started to see
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the world differently, you know...
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- through a parent's eyes.
- And when we look
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at you, we just see such loving, giving
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- parents who are always...
- Mom?
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We found these in the attic.
Can we go play with them outside?
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Yeah, sure.
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They're such little self-starters.
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And they play so well together.
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- Give it to me!
- No, not until we get outside.
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I found them.
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Were those rusty lawn darts?
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'Cause I feel like those are taken
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off the market, you know,
because of issues with...
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because of issues like
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deadliness.
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Oh. Don't worry, our kids
have their tetanus shots.
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Yeah, yeah. He's a doctor.
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Oh, dang.
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- You know what? We got a thing.
- Yeah.
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- No.
- We got a thing.
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- No, you don't.
- Um, yeah. No, and it's so crazy,
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'cause the thing is, it's actually
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- kind of a big, uh... big deal.
- What-what thing?
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It's a... it's a thing. It's just a big...
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It's a big... it's a big
deal thing. Big, big thing.
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So, apologies. Mommy brain. Okay,
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- we'll call you.
- Bye!
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Damn it.
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Had them on underneath the whole time.
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And it's just that, since we've had Lark,
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it's really changed the
way we look at the world.
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Well, speaking of seeing
the world, your mother and I
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are gonna take a cruise to that
island where that science nerd
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went and studied birds.
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We're going to the Gal�pagos,
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and we're going to walk
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- in Darwin's footsteps.
- She is.
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I'm taking the tour where
you get to shoot machine guns
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at the cutouts of the Bond villains.
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- Sounds sensible.
- Yeah.
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I know it's hard to
believe when you're holding
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this little angel,
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but once your children leave,
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you rediscover the person
that you fell in love with.
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It's true. We're closer than ever.
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Oh, let's go show them
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the matching bathing suits
we bought for the trip.
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Yeah.
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Fashion show. Hey, Greg, get ready.
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Put on some of that
thump-thump music of yours, huh?
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Thunk-a-thunk-a-thunk.
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Okay. All right, well,
we're-we're just gonna have
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- to go outside of the family.
- All right.
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So, my gays or yours?
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You know, let's do mine.
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Yours are still "just roommates."
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And it's just that, ever
since we've had Lark,
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it's really changed the way
that we look at the world.
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Okay, I'm sorry. I'm
gonna stop you right there.
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Is this a godparents request?
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What gave it away?
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The crudit�s?
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Oh, Jenny, we can't. We're
godparents to six other kids.
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We can't take on any more until we see
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- how many of our friends die.
- Yeah.
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And we already have a lot of
hard partiers on that list.
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Mm-hmm. If we got them all at
once, we'd have to start a band.
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- Here you go, darling.
- Thank you.
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What are we gonna do with you, Lark?
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- Hold still.
- Okay. But, you know, to be fair,
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you have poked me in the eye twice already.
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If I'm going to be a professional model,
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- I have to practice.
- Okay.
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And Mom won't let me wear makeup.
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You know, being a model's
a very interesting job,
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but there are other good ones out there.
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I know. I'm also thinking of being
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- a movie star or a singer.
- Oh, man.
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I thought you were gonna say
"senator." That would be awful.
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- Why?
- Well, because then you'll be
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in charge of making all the rules
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and you'd have to run the country.
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Hey, that sounds good.
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- Maybe I'll do that.
- Oh, no, no.
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You're gonna be way too busy modeling.
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Don't tell me what to do.
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I can be a senator if I want.
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Okay. Well, you already
got the bossy part down.
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When we look at you, we see a person
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who is loving and kind
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and a person who would know what to say
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to a little girl if her mom and dad
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weren't there...
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and she was going to her first school dance
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and was wondering if
anyone would dance with her.
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So, I think before I start
crying we wanna ask...
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will you be Lark's godparent?
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Me?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, of course.
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Yeah.
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And if anything should happen,
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I promise I will love her
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just like she is my own
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and I will honor your memory with dignity.
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Aw.
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Well, if that's what they were looking for,
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we never stood a chance.
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I never noticed till right now
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- how much you and Matt look alike.
- Yeah.
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Oh.
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Honey. Honey. Honey, listen,
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I left the turkey in the car
overnight. Now it's spoiled.
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I have to take it to my mom's.
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She's gonna say that
I ruined it, and I did.
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But I don't want to look like I ruined it.
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And I need you to go to the
market and get me another turkey.
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Babe, you got to slow
down. I don't understand
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a word you're saying.
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She said you're done watching football.
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Honey, the turkey needs
to be at least 16 pounds.
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And make sure there are no chemicals in it,
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unless it's the good kind of chemicals
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that make me seem like a better cook.
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Honey, I wrote it all down.
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I'm not a child.
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What's wrong with being a child?
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Nothing, honey, it's just that, you know,
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kids tend to forget things.
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Do you have the car keys?
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Damn it. Hey,
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tell you what, how about you run inside,
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get the car keys, and I'll time you.
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How about I time you?
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Fine.
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Don't start counting
till I pass the bumper.
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One Mississippi,
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two Mississ... I'm just gonna
tell him it was two minutes.
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Aw, come on!
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A Thanksgiving parade? Today?!
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And every route to the
grocery store is blocked.
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Hey, there's a Mexican market
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right here.
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It's where Pop-Pop gets
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his margarita salt.
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Oh! Check out these cherry boots!
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What are these for?
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Huh?
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Dancing shoes.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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That isn't on the list.
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Well, we need something
to carve the turkey.
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Hola. How can I helping you?
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Uh, yeah, I need turkey.
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And enough candy to fill
our jirafa pi�ata.
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Aqu� est�.
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Uh, no, no, a turkey.
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Es un pavo chico.
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He says it's a little turkey.
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Oh.
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Oh,
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Oh, oh. Are you okay?
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He loses his balance a lot.
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Well, you know, I'm a... I'm a doctor.
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Uh, El doctor-o...
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M�dico.
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M�dico.
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Yeah, ear, nose, and throat.
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- Ah.
- Ah.
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- Little doctor.
- Ay.
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Beg to differ.
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Okay, I think I see the problem here.
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Sir, would you mind lying
down on your back, please?
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- Tu espalda.
- Uh-huh.
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I'm going to do a procedure.
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I'm going to roll your
head, and it's gonna loosen
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the crystals in your ear canal.
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You have, uh...
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How do you say "vertigo"?
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V�rtigo.
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Really?
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S�.
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I speak Spanish.
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Okay, rotate your head the other way.
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Daddy, I like that you can help people.
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Aw, thanks, sweetie. You
know, you helped, too.
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You translated. Ooh,
don't touch that machete.
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Yours is the little one.
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Do you think that Mom will be
mad that we didn't get a turkey?
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You know, I think... I
think she'll be proud of us
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because we helped somebody.
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But maybe a little mad
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because we didn't get a turkey.
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But mostly mad because
we didn't get a turkey.
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Se�or!
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I have something for you.
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Please, come.
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Un momento.
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Thank you. For you, you saved my father.
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Oh. No, really, thank you, but
that's... it's not necessary.
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Insto.
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All right.
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For you.
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Hey. You're... Uh,
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Hi. Hi, what's on your feet?
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Mexican dancing shoes.
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Okay, please tell me that you got a turkey.
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Yep!
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- Oh.
- His name
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is Senator Gobbles.
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He's gonna sleep up in my room.
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Let's go, Senator Gobbles.
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Come see your new room.
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Come on.
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There's a turkey in my house.
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I also got you a little turkey.
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That's a chicken.
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00:10:09,839 --> 00:10:12,175
Pretty sure you're wrong about that.
261
00:10:16,857 --> 00:10:18,348
Come on.
262
00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:20,665
Oh, boy.
263
00:10:21,373 --> 00:10:23,173
_
264
00:10:23,504 --> 00:10:26,732
Hey there. Samantha excited
to go to the Harvest Festival?
265
00:10:26,852 --> 00:10:28,487
Well, she's not excited
about anything right now...
266
00:10:28,607 --> 00:10:30,977
that's not a 13-year-old
boy named Aiden.
267
00:10:30,979 --> 00:10:31,797
- But...
- Mm-hmm?
268
00:10:31,917 --> 00:10:32,572
if you're looking for
269
00:10:32,692 --> 00:10:36,215
a sulking, pouting 13-year-old,
well, Sam's your girl.
270
00:10:36,217 --> 00:10:37,306
Hey, Pop-Pop.
271
00:10:37,544 --> 00:10:39,034
Can't wait for the festival.
272
00:10:39,154 --> 00:10:41,734
Let's go. I already
changed the radio to FM.
273
00:10:41,854 --> 00:10:42,855
Mm.
274
00:10:43,758 --> 00:10:45,458
Seems fine to me.
275
00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:47,293
Maybe you're the problem.
276
00:10:47,295 --> 00:10:48,928
Hey, keep an eye on her.
277
00:10:50,297 --> 00:10:52,198
You want to pet the goats?
278
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,633
Can we do the corn maze?
279
00:10:54,635 --> 00:10:57,002
Oh, I don't know about that.
280
00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:59,138
Um, you know, when I was a kid,
281
00:10:59,140 --> 00:11:01,807
I had a bad experience in a corn maze.
282
00:11:01,809 --> 00:11:05,377
- You know what PTSD is?
- No.
283
00:11:05,379 --> 00:11:07,646
Well, it's when your
parents have so many kids,
284
00:11:07,648 --> 00:11:11,317
they forget they left one
in the corn maze, and, uh,
285
00:11:11,319 --> 00:11:14,119
it's getting dark, and
you wet your dungarees.
286
00:11:14,121 --> 00:11:16,055
- Dungarees?
- Pants.
287
00:11:22,462 --> 00:11:28,353
- Actually need to go to the bathroom.
- Okay.
288
00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:38,329
What the... ?
289
00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:41,032
Come on.
290
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,671
Oh, boy.
291
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,942
Excuse me. Uh, can I ask you a favor?
292
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:54,045
My granddaughter just
went in there with a boy.
293
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,815
Uh, will you go in there and
make her come out right now?
294
00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,118
I mean, drag her out if you have to.
295
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,887
Are you asking me if I will
approach a little white girl
296
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,922
in a corn maze and drag her out?
297
00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:08,259
Because I can tell you
right now that's a bad idea.
298
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,628
Uh, yeah, that makes sense.
299
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,530
I love Thanksgiving.
300
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:15,633
Thanksgiving's like Halloween's girlfriend.
301
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,035
So you're like my Thanksgiving.
302
00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:27,745
It's just corn.
303
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,647
I love corn.
304
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:32,750
Corn is delicious.
305
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:36,487
Corn dogs, corn flakes.
306
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,823
Corn bread.
307
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:43,127
Uh, oh, uh... candy corn?
308
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,429
I won it by making a free throw.
309
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,465
Oh.
310
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,366
That's good.
311
00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:51,468
I love vegetable candy.
312
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:54,104
I could always make another free throw.
313
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,706
- Really?
- Yeah, if you're still hungry.
314
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,141
Um, thanks.
315
00:13:11,089 --> 00:13:12,689
You're looking for the end?
316
00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:14,024
You're almost there.
317
00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:16,059
- But first beware... a few more...
- Shut up!
318
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:18,295
Did you see a little girl
go by here with a dorky kid?
319
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,265
All I see is birds and
hay, come back and ask...
320
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,901
- You're with me now! Come on.
- Ow! I'm not supposed to leave my zone!
321
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:26,570
- I'm losing my hay!
- You're helping me find my granddaughter.
322
00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:30,240
This is really fun. I'm glad we got to...
323
00:13:32,795 --> 00:13:34,923
- Sam?
- Oh-oh.
324
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,317
Not cool.
325
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:38,353
Uh, y-you know,
326
00:13:38,355 --> 00:13:40,421
my mom's waiting for me in
the parking lot. I-I got to go.
327
00:13:40,423 --> 00:13:42,957
Okay.
328
00:13:42,959 --> 00:13:45,026
Well, I guess I know
329
00:13:45,028 --> 00:13:47,495
why you wanted to go to
the Harvest Festival, huh?
330
00:13:47,497 --> 00:13:49,030
I'm sorry, Pop-Pop.
331
00:13:49,032 --> 00:13:51,165
I shouldn't have gone in the maze.
332
00:13:53,902 --> 00:13:57,138
Boy, that must have been
some kind of kiss, hmm?
333
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,307
The way you were smiling.
334
00:13:59,309 --> 00:14:00,708
It was my first.
335
00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:03,010
Huh?
336
00:14:03,012 --> 00:14:04,512
Wow.
337
00:14:04,514 --> 00:14:07,748
Well, it looks like your
first corn maze experience
338
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,650
was a lot better than mine, huh?
339
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,853
That is unless you peed yourself.
340
00:14:12,855 --> 00:14:14,822
- I didn't, no.
- Ah.
341
00:14:14,824 --> 00:14:16,157
Didn't think so.
342
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,225
Are you going to tell Mom and Dad?
343
00:14:18,227 --> 00:14:20,494
No, I think the lifelong memory
344
00:14:20,496 --> 00:14:22,630
of your grandfather
interrupting your first kiss
345
00:14:22,632 --> 00:14:24,231
is punishment enough.
346
00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:26,600
Huh?
347
00:14:26,602 --> 00:14:28,536
Pop-Pop?
348
00:14:28,538 --> 00:14:31,005
- Hmm?
- I don't know the way out.
349
00:14:31,007 --> 00:14:33,174
Oh, that's okay.
350
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:35,910
Uh,... I can get us out.
351
00:14:35,912 --> 00:14:39,013
I'm a pilot.
352
00:14:39,015 --> 00:14:40,147
Help! Mayday!
353
00:14:40,149 --> 00:14:42,216
- Help!
- Get us out of here!
354
00:14:42,218 --> 00:14:42,898
Help!
355
00:14:45,049 --> 00:14:46,276
I was afraid this might happen.
356
00:14:46,396 --> 00:14:48,204
- What's that?
- My cauliflower rice is delicious,
357
00:14:48,324 --> 00:14:51,848
but sometimes, it's a little
more than some people can handle.
358
00:14:52,638 --> 00:14:54,638
_
359
00:14:55,487 --> 00:14:57,121
Mmm. Mmm.
360
00:14:57,123 --> 00:14:58,205
- Sticky.
- Oh, sorry.
361
00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:00,136
So, first Thanksgiving with the family.
362
00:15:00,256 --> 00:15:00,917
- Yeah.
- How you feeling?
363
00:15:00,952 --> 00:15:02,627
Uh, good, confident.
364
00:15:03,213 --> 00:15:04,041
Not as confident as you
365
00:15:04,086 --> 00:15:05,830
to go with a peach cheek and a pink lip.
366
00:15:05,832 --> 00:15:08,599
So, who's he?
367
00:15:08,601 --> 00:15:10,778
Oh, that. That is Gary Timpkins.
368
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,761
He's our neighbor. He's
the head of the H.O.A.
369
00:15:12,881 --> 00:15:14,587
Apparently, me living in
the garage is a violation
370
00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:17,341
of, like, 20 codes, so my parents
decided to invite him to Thanksgiving
371
00:15:17,461 --> 00:15:19,197
- to butter him up.
- How did he find out?
372
00:15:19,479 --> 00:15:21,304
Um, apparently, I fell asleep
with the garage door open,
373
00:15:21,424 --> 00:15:22,785
and I mooned a school bus full of children.
374
00:15:22,829 --> 00:15:24,998
Oh.
- Happy Thanksgiving!
375
00:15:25,118 --> 00:15:26,585
Happy Thanksgiving!
376
00:15:26,705 --> 00:15:28,242
- Hi, sweetie.
- Hi.
377
00:15:28,286 --> 00:15:30,408
Oh, honey, can you get the
rest of that makeup off?
378
00:15:30,528 --> 00:15:31,915
- Yeah.
- Because, you know,
379
00:15:32,035 --> 00:15:34,330
Mr. Timpkin' wife just died.
380
00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:36,825
And you look uncomfortably similar to her.
381
00:15:36,945 --> 00:15:39,597
Oh. Uh, you said not to bring anything,
382
00:15:39,599 --> 00:15:42,483
so I brought my famous cauliflower rice.
383
00:15:42,603 --> 00:15:44,869
Thank you for not listening to me.
384
00:15:45,359 --> 00:15:46,867
And don't go into my office,
385
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,806
'cause there's a live turkey in there.
386
00:15:48,926 --> 00:15:50,702
- Okay. What?
- Is that normal?
387
00:15:50,737 --> 00:15:54,184
It was given to Tim by a
Mexican grocer with vertigo.
388
00:15:55,881 --> 00:15:58,315
That's a lot of information.
389
00:15:58,317 --> 00:15:59,817
Boy, this...
390
00:15:59,819 --> 00:16:02,620
cauliflower rice is just a knockout.
391
00:16:02,622 --> 00:16:04,255
I'm so glad you go like it.
392
00:16:04,257 --> 00:16:07,424
- Is is my Grandma Tonita's recipe.
- Oh.
393
00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:10,561
My wife was a... was a
great cook. She was a very
394
00:16:10,563 --> 00:16:11,929
formal woman. She always...
395
00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:14,898
always dressed for dinner.
396
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:17,334
She, uh... she recently passed.
397
00:16:17,336 --> 00:16:19,636
- I think I need to go to the pie table.
- Huh.
398
00:16:19,638 --> 00:16:21,538
- Tim.
- Oh.
399
00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:24,675
- I was...
- Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry.
400
00:16:24,677 --> 00:16:25,876
Wow.
401
00:16:25,878 --> 00:16:28,278
What was that?
402
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,581
That was so rude.
403
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,549
Trust me, what I was
about to do at that table
404
00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:34,484
was gonna be a lot ruder and a lot louder.
405
00:16:34,486 --> 00:16:36,286
You can really tell when
it's gonna come out barking.
406
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:38,689
Gross. Can we please get
through one meal where you... ?
407
00:16:38,691 --> 00:16:40,457
Oh. Ooh.
408
00:16:42,061 --> 00:16:45,128
Great. Now you've given it to me.
409
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,464
Shh.
410
00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:54,304
I'm gonna go, uh, change the baby's,
411
00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:56,306
uh, diaper in the other room.
412
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:58,441
Oh, I just changed her. She's fine.
413
00:16:58,443 --> 00:17:00,510
Yeah, but I'm not so I'm gonna go change
414
00:17:00,512 --> 00:17:02,779
the baby's diaper in the other room.
415
00:17:02,781 --> 00:17:04,848
Oh, no. Is this our wedding
night all over again?
416
00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:07,784
Yeah, yeah, but I'm gonna try not to cry.
417
00:17:09,755 --> 00:17:12,489
Was that you or me?
418
00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:14,824
I don't know,
419
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:17,594
but I'm worried about
whichever one of us it was.
420
00:17:17,596 --> 00:17:19,395
Uh-oh.
421
00:17:19,397 --> 00:17:21,264
- I was afraid this might happen.
- What's that?
422
00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:24,833
My cauliflower rice is delicious,
but sometimes it's a little more
423
00:17:24,953 --> 00:17:26,302
- than some people can handle.
- Mm-hmm.
424
00:17:29,773 --> 00:17:31,612
Hi, guys. How you doing?
Is your dinner good?
425
00:17:31,732 --> 00:17:32,857
- Yeah, Heather.
- That's great. That's awesome.
426
00:17:32,977 --> 00:17:33,739
That's good.
427
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,947
I'm gonna just... go have some...
428
00:17:39,249 --> 00:17:40,379
What was that all about?
429
00:17:40,423 --> 00:17:41,548
Gross, Tyler!
430
00:17:41,592 --> 00:17:43,416
- That wasn't me.
- Hey, guys.
431
00:17:43,536 --> 00:17:44,968
- Oh, hey.
- How's it going over here?
432
00:17:45,088 --> 00:17:46,756
- Oh, boy.
- How's your dinner? Just...
433
00:17:46,758 --> 00:17:48,791
checking in on you.
434
00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:50,787
All right, good.
435
00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:55,031
Aw. I better not get pinkeye.
436
00:17:57,730 --> 00:18:00,936
You know, maybe now would be a
good time to go around the table
437
00:18:01,315 --> 00:18:04,209
and for each person to say
what they're thankful for,
438
00:18:04,329 --> 00:18:05,151
for this year.
439
00:18:05,179 --> 00:18:07,045
Honey, do you want to stand?
440
00:18:07,047 --> 00:18:08,747
Oh, I'm not... I'm, um...
441
00:18:08,749 --> 00:18:11,883
- I got a really good seal going here.
- Oh, sit.
442
00:18:11,885 --> 00:18:14,419
- Oh, absolutely sit.
- Yeah. Anyway,
443
00:18:14,421 --> 00:18:17,022
great life, great family.
444
00:18:17,024 --> 00:18:20,285
Got some new boat shoes
I'm really excited about.
445
00:18:21,149 --> 00:18:22,694
Amen. Tim?
446
00:18:22,696 --> 00:18:26,209
Uh, family, new friends, and a
nice walk home in the fresh air.
447
00:18:26,329 --> 00:18:27,654
- Greg?
- Come back to me.
448
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:28,342
Oh, I'll go.
449
00:18:28,386 --> 00:18:29,768
- Oh, no, no. No, baby.
- I'm really thankful to be...
450
00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:30,969
No, no, no, no, no, time is pain.
451
00:18:30,971 --> 00:18:32,604
Yeah, that about covers everybody.
452
00:18:32,606 --> 00:18:35,331
Great meal, guys. See
you again next year, huh?
453
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,422
Excuse me...
454
00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:41,323
I would,I-I-I, I would
like to say a few words
455
00:18:41,325 --> 00:18:42,657
- if you don't mind.
- Oh.
456
00:18:42,659 --> 00:18:45,764
- Oh.
- You know, this is my...
457
00:18:45,766 --> 00:18:48,066
This is my first
Thanksgiving without Helen.
458
00:18:48,068 --> 00:18:49,768
- Oh.
- You know, she was my...
459
00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:51,503
- my one and only.
- Mm-hmm.
460
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,171
I re... I really miss her.
461
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,039
I miss her, too. I miss her so much.
462
00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:57,342
- Wish she were back!
- To Helen.
463
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,710
- Gone too soon. Gone too soon.
- Helen.
464
00:18:58,712 --> 00:19:00,545
- Way too soon.
- Yes, thank you.
465
00:19:00,547 --> 00:19:02,881
But, you know, perhaps the best way to...
466
00:19:02,883 --> 00:19:07,252
to honor her memory would
be a moment of silence.
467
00:19:07,254 --> 00:19:09,687
- Oh.
- She loved... silence.
468
00:19:12,559 --> 00:19:14,992
Okay.
469
00:19:14,994 --> 00:19:17,395
Greg, be careful.
470
00:19:17,397 --> 00:19:19,430
That's what makes the baby come out.
471
00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:22,500
Oh.
472
00:19:23,703 --> 00:19:25,036
- Stop.
- I think I'm crowning.
473
00:19:33,707 --> 00:19:37,268
You are the most insensitive
family I have ever met.
474
00:19:37,304 --> 00:19:38,141
No, no.
475
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:41,170
- You are laughing at a grieving man.
- I'm not, I'm not, I'm really trying...
476
00:19:41,196 --> 00:19:41,986
Oh, come on.
477
00:19:41,988 --> 00:19:43,849
I mean, you're mocking my loss.
478
00:19:43,969 --> 00:19:46,957
No. No, no, no, it's not that.
479
00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:48,292
- That's it.
- It's not that at all.
480
00:19:48,294 --> 00:19:49,693
Your son
481
00:19:49,695 --> 00:19:51,328
needs to be out of that garage
482
00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:53,431
by the end of the week, or you'll be fined.
483
00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:54,552
Don't-don't do that.
484
00:19:54,597 --> 00:19:55,615
And I want to thank you
485
00:19:55,735 --> 00:19:59,537
for one very... uncomfortable evening.
486
00:20:04,196 --> 00:20:05,643
Well, I bet he's comfortable now.
487
00:20:15,305 --> 00:20:16,820
All right, Matt can stay in the garage.
488
00:20:16,822 --> 00:20:18,555
Thank you.
489
00:20:18,557 --> 00:20:20,591
But if there are any more infractions,
490
00:20:20,593 --> 00:20:21,892
I'm gonna have to report you.
491
00:20:23,476 --> 00:20:24,313
Oh.
492
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,534
Oh, well, that explains the smell.
493
00:20:35,058 --> 00:20:40,058
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