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[? upbeat theme music playing]
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- [glass shatters]
- [? theme concludes]
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[Nibbler purring]
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[scratching]
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Ow! Nibbler!
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My leg is not a scratching post.
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- Mine is.
- [Nibbler yelping]
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- [metal scraping]
- [Bender] Aw, yeah.
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Higher. Yeah, get up there, baby.
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He's scratching your shiny metal ass!
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That's fine.
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As long as he's not biting it.
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I know I say it a lot,
but I don't really like it.
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[groaning]
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I wish he would eat dry food.
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- [grunting]
- [can opener whirring]
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Ooh! [babbling]
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[grunting]
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[Nibbler chomping]
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Now, now, now, be patient.
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[burping]
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[food splattering]
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Aw, what a good boy.
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[can thudding]
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[Nibbler garbling]
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Lord Nibbler, stop that!
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[gasps, clearing throat]
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Uh, councilors, I was doing research
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on the behavioral traits
of the Earthican house pet
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when exposed to a deely-bopper.
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[spring boinging]
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A worthy pursuit, to be sure.
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But we have a new assignment for you.
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The most important
of your illustrious career.
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And also...
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[ominously] your last.
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[? suspenseful music playing]
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[? bright music playing]
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Oy, so lumpy.
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[Nibbler hissing]
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[Zoidberg hissing]
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[podium whirring]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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put your hands together
in respectful silence
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for the Robuki Theater Company.
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Robuki!
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- [Bender continues exclaiming]
- Please mute all electronic devices.
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[Bender muted]
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This week's presentation
is an ancient saga
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entitled Apollo 13.
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Today, the role of Rocket
will be overacted
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by three-time Hammy winner Calculon.
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[? koto music playing]
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Rocket nozzles, are your souls prepared
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for the honor of takeoff?
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Hai, Rocket-san.
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[metal squeaking]
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[backdrop thudding]
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[Bender muted]
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- [button taps]
- ...which is why Robuki
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is the most respected of the robotic arts.
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- [button taps]
- [Bender muted]
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[mechanical whirring]
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Humble Oxygen Tank, how are you?
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I am exploding. That is how I am.
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Kaboom.
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[? music stops]
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Wakayama Prefecture, we have a problem.
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[crowd gasping]
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Oh my!
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[? koto music resumes]
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Goddess Moon, we petition you
for the gift of gravity,
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that we might slingshot back to Earth.
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Granted.
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Now, all that remains
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is to survive the fire dance of reentry.
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[? upbeat percussion music playing]
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The ocean welcomes you
to its watery embrace.
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Surely, the Chrysanthemum Throne
will receive you as a hero.
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No hero, I.
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Though I gazed upon Goddess Moon,
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never did I caress her powdery crust.
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I have dishonored my rocket ancestors.
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[sword unsheathing]
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- [sword slashing]
- [crowd gasping]
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[crowd exclaiming, applause]
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That red ribbon
looks like real rocket blood.
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[? dramatic music playing]
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That's how you know a play is good,
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when you can't understand any of it.
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Thanks for buying the tickets, Leela.
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[overlapping agreement]
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Uh, I didn't buy them.
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It was I.
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Nibbler! You can talk?
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Fry! You can talk?
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- [Fry mumbling]
- Do not be alarmed.
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I periodically blank your minds
so you forget that I can talk.
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Nothing personal.
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It's just that sometimes
you witness things
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humankind was not meant to know.
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Like those giant evil brains
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- you and I fought?
- Oops!
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Did I forget to blank that one?
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- [beam zapping]
- Hi there.
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So, why'd you pay for our tickets,
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and I assume this crazily
overpriced champagne I ordered?
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Because I have serious news
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and I wanted you to be drunk for it.
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Uh-oh, hang on.
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- [Leela gurgling]
- [Fry slurping]
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As you all sometimes remember,
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I've been stationed on Earth
posing as Leela's pet,
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and it's been the happiest time
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of my billion-year existence.
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- But now, I've been reassigned.
- To me?
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No. To another universe.
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[group gasping, gulping]
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Nibbler, why?
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The Nibblonian Neighborhood Watch
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has detected an ancient universe
on the verge of collapse and death.
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And I have been chosen to observe it
before it ceases to exist.
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It is the honor of a lifetime.
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[? solemn, heroic music playing]
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- Why?
- Because observing it gives it meaning.
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The laws of quantum physics teach us
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nothing has any particular form or meaning
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until it is observed.
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- No!
- Yes!
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It's a participatory universe. Dig?
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What we see, what we feel,
what we observe,
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that is all that is truly real.
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Nibbler! You can talk?
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Yes. And once I've observed
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this disappearing universe,
I shall disappear with it.
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Please, don't go.
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I must, my friends.
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I have said too much,
but I felt I owed it to you.
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Therefore, I shall now
blank your memories of me.
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It will spare you pain,
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for it will be as if I never existed.
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But I don't want to forget you.
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I will remember for both of us.
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Goodbye.
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Not this time, Diaper Cat!
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Memory-blank my shiny metal ass!
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- [beam zapping]
- [Nibbler yelping]
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No! Are you hurt?
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Soliloquize if you're okay.
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[Nibble groaning]
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Nibbler, you can make animal sounds?
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Oh, God. He blanked his own memory.
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- [Nibbler garbling]
- No!
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- Come back!
- [Bender] He's running away!
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Nobody stop him!
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[? bright music playing]
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Nibbler!
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- Here, boy!
- There he is!
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Oh, no. That's just Supercat.
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[Supercat meowing loudly]
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I almost forgot.
I always carry a spare ham
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in case of emergency.
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Here, Nibbler! Mama's got a ham!
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Better move Zoidberg upwind.
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[moaning] Mama's got a ham.
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Mama's got a ham!
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- [metal thunk]
- Ow!
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I stubbed my footcup!
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Who put this lead croquet ball
filled with cement here?
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[gasps] That's Nibbler's dark matter!
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He must have stopped and plopped.
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Look out, here comes another one!
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- [group yelping]
- [Leela panting]
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There he is!
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[? dramatic music playing]
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[Nibbler and Leela panting]
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[Nibbler sniffing]
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Look out! Move it!
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Hey, I'm walkin' here!
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A lot!
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[? somber music playing]
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Don't worry.
Maybe he smelled his way back home.
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That's what I'd do. [sniffing]
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That way!
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[rockets roaring]
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Well, he's not in the humidor.
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[voice echoing] Or the wine cave.
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I know! Nibbler always comes running
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when he hears the can opener!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me get further away!
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- [can opener whirring]
- [Bender exclaiming]
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[singing]
? Here we go round the mulberry bush ?
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? The mulberry bush, the mulberry bush ?
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Bender, shush!
He can't hear the can opener
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over your lilting baritone.
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- [grunting]
- [metal thudding]
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- [stapler clicking]
- Hey! That's sharp.
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Sorry. Have you seen this creature?
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No, I mostly only get kites up here
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and drunk delivery drones.
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Do you think that's enough?
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[Leela sobbing] Poor little guy.
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[Nibbler whimpering]
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[? somber music playing]
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- [rat chomping]
- [Nibbler exclaiming]
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[wailing]
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- [shoe squeaking]
- [grunting]
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[? intense music playing]
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[Nibbler yelping]
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[Nibbler slurping]
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[groaning]
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[garbling]
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[? melancholy music playing]
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[? hopeful music playing]
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[grunting]
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[Sal] And gotchas!
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[Nibbler whimpering, exclaiming]
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- [animals yowling]
- [Nibbler gobbling]
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[Nibbler belching]
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[truck screeching]
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[? somber music playing]
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Good news, everyone!
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You found Nibbler and he's dead?
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No. And maybe.
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I just remembered I microchipped Nibbler
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when he first arrived.
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You stuck an ID chip in his neck?
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I stuck an ID chip in everyone's neck!
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[device beeping]
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This is Fry!
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Hang on. There's a message
on our answering machine.
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Ow!
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Yeah, we got some kinds of capybaras
down heres at the pound.
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Name of Nibblerses.
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Better picks him up
before we puts him down.
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[gasps] They found Nibblerses!
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[? bright music playing]
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Yeah, that's the guys.
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But you're toos late. He was adopted
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- abouts an hour ago.
- By who?
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I'll clobber their big ugly face off!
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- [? dramatic music playing]
- [Nibbler sucking]
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Pwease don't take her away.
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[sobbing]
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[? gentle music playing]
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[sobbing]
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You're the one who adopted Nibbler?
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[sniffling] Mm-hmm.
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But I named-ed her Jennifer.
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Jennifer? What kind of name is that?
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What kind of name is Nibbler?
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My daughter Pramela's been real lonely
ever since her mother
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ran off with that guy from child services.
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They took all the dolls, too.
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I'm really sorry, but he is my pet.
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[Nibbler growling]
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Doesn't seem to recognize you.
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That's 'cause his memory got blanked.
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You know how shiny robot asses are?
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Sure. I've read a few articles.
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I can see how somethin'
like that could happen.
262
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,815
But what do we do about it?
263
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:34,443
Ooh, I have an idea.
Why don't you both call him
264
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,944
and see who he goes to?
265
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,280
I got $50 on Pramela!
266
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,282
Fifty dollars on the one-eyed lady!
267
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:43,035
I got a serious gambling problem.
It's why my wife left me.
268
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,953
Alright, betting is closed!
269
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,998
And here we go.
270
00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:50,584
- Here, Nibbler. Come on, boy.
- No, come to me, Jenny.
271
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,252
- Ooh, yoo-hoo!
- Come, Jenny!
272
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,755
- Come to Mama. Uh, come on, Jenny.
- You love me, right? Here, girl!
273
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,346
- [Pramela kiss smacking]
- [Nibbler whimpering]
274
00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,677
[grunting]
275
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,930
Well, that settles that.
276
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,640
- Hey, stop that.
- [Nibbler purring]
277
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,016
I just lint-rolled my legs!
278
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:08,644
- [Pramela sobbing]
- Oh, God.
279
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,355
I can't take one more second
of cute sniffling.
280
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:14,191
- [Nibbler purring]
- He clearly doesn't remember me.
281
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,275
Here.
282
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,818
[? touching music playing]
283
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:20,030
You care about him- uh, her.
284
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,199
That's what matters.
285
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,202
[Pramela sneezing]
286
00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:26,662
[? dramatic music playing]
287
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,455
[gasping]
288
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,415
I can't breathe!
289
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,418
[siren blaring]
290
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,213
[choking up] I'm afraid...
291
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:38,465
Pramela had a severe allergic reaction.
292
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,051
And I'm having a severe
emotional reaction.
293
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,970
Anyone have a tissue?
294
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,639
Not hospital tissues.
Those cost 40 bucks each.
295
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,183
I'll use my sleeve.
[blowing nose forcefully]
296
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:51,144
My diagnosis is heartbreak.
297
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,647
Because if she ever touches
her beloved pet again,
298
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,024
she'll die of anaphylactic shock!
299
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,694
He probably shouldn't be
in this room, by the way.
300
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,906
[? somber music playing]
301
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:08,161
Ah, this is too much, even for me, Bender.
302
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:10,080
Here, take my beloved pet.
303
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,624
Robo-Puppy. I forgot I had him.
304
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,834
[Robo-Puppy barking]
305
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,294
Really?
306
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,920
Thank you!
307
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:20,590
She's so cute,
and she doesn't make me sneeze.
308
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,091
Well, that worked out. Goodbye.
309
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,803
- [footsteps receding]
- [door slamming]
310
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,513
[car screeching]
311
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,849
[? bright music playing]
312
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,976
- [Nibbler slurping]
- I just want the old Nibbler back.
313
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,312
Even Fry doesn't lick himself that much.
314
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,605
[Fry slurping]
315
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,816
Maybe his people could help him.
316
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,193
If only we knew where his planet was.
317
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,446
Planet Eternium? I've been there.
318
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,865
No, you haven't. Quit lying.
319
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,075
Nibbler flew me there in his spaceship.
320
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,077
Spaceship? [laughing]
321
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,537
There's no such thing.
322
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:53,457
Sure, there is.
I'll show you right after this hairball.
323
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,875
[gagging]
324
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:58,378
[? dramatic music playing]
325
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:02,007
See? He keeps it hidden
under this invisibility cloak.
326
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,134
That's Scruffy's sauna towel.
327
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,762
[mechanical whirring]
328
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,639
- [group groaning]
- [antenna popping]
329
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,892
Most ships have a return-home button.
330
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,644
That's why I'm able to drink so much
after every delivery.
331
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,522
- [button chirping]
- [mechanical whirring]
332
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,442
To Eternium and beyond!
333
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,860
[Leela] If there's time.
334
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,280
[? dramatic music playing]
335
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,619
[group groaning]
336
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,829
[? suspenseful music playing]
337
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,999
Step forward and state your business.
338
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,668
Yes. Um, hi, I'm Leela-
339
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,796
I was talking to the Chosen One.
340
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,799
Me? I'm the Chosen One? Swish!
341
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,425
You must be "The Other."
342
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:46,760
I prefer "Leela."
343
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:49,763
Although there's also another "The Other."
344
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,224
- Is it me?
- No, you're nothing.
345
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,309
That's not what my grandma says.
346
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,019
I know of you, L'eela.
347
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,397
Aren't you Lord Nibbler's youthful ward?
348
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,065
[chuckles] Well, yes.
349
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,983
Thank you. It's about him.
350
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,111
[? dramatic music playing]
351
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,529
- [Nibbler garbling]
- [toy squeaking]
352
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,364
What have you done to Lord Nibbler?
353
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:10,325
Us? Nothing! He flashed himself
354
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,494
when he was trying to blank our memories.
355
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,621
It reflected off Bender's ass.
356
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,039
[group groaning, muttering]
357
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,541
But I'm just nothin'!
358
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,836
We were hoping you knew
how to get his memories back.
359
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,796
Alas, we lack that knowledge
360
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,382
because frankly, no Nibblonian
361
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,176
has ever done anything that dumb before.
362
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,595
[babbling]
363
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,639
There is only one hope.
364
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,975
In fact, less than one.
365
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,643
More like two-thirds of a hope.
366
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:40,313
We must embark
on an extremely perilous journey.
367
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,566
Bring mittens.
368
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,652
[? dramatic music playing]
369
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,987
[wind whooshing]
370
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,990
[wheels squeaking]
371
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,618
This is our maximum-security penitentiary,
372
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,162
the Ice Prison.
373
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:58,207
That was the winning entry
in the naming contest.
374
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,835
The only entity who can help Nibbler
375
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:05,672
also happens to be the universe's
most dangerous criminal,
376
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,467
condemned to serve
a million life sentences
377
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,594
for crimes against Nibblanity.
378
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:14,764
A giant brain known only as Brainormous.
379
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:15,849
[? dramatic sting]
380
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,225
[group yelping]
381
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,187
Also known only as Braingantua.
382
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,522
A giant brain? Sounds familiar.
383
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,773
[beam zapping]
384
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,151
A giant brain? Well, I never.
385
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,277
Brainzilla.
386
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:30,030
We come to you because
our colleague, Lord Nibbler,
387
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:32,240
has blanked his own memory.
388
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,367
We hoped your plus-sized brain
389
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,495
might hold the secret to restoring it.
390
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,581
[Brainormous]
Well do I recall Lord Nibbler.
391
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,167
He stood guard over me in this very prison
392
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,586
for untold eons.
393
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,672
That was his assignment.
Don't get your lobes in a twist.
394
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:51,468
[Brainormous] I may be able
to reawaken his mental pathways,
395
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:54,554
but only with a brain meld.
396
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,889
[group gasps]
397
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,098
Is it dangerous?
398
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,643
And if not, why did we all just gasp?
399
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:02,020
[Brainormous] Oh, it is very dangerous.
400
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,941
The excitement alone
will probably kill at least two of you.
401
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,026
But if I succeed,
402
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,278
the price I demand is
403
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,988
my freedom.
404
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,573
[? dramatic music plays]
405
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,825
We accept your conditions.
406
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,078
Let the brain meld commence.
407
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,121
[? eerie music playing]
408
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,333
[group shuddering]
409
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:27,921
- [Brainormous] Oh, the pain!
- [Nibbler exclaiming]
410
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,392
- [Brainormous] The pain!
- [Nibbler garbling]
411
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,302
Man, she was not lying
412
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,931
about the overall level of excitement.
413
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,935
[Nibbler and Brainormous screaming]
414
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,499
- Neat.
- [camera clicking]
415
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:52,530
[? dramatic music playing]
416
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,284
Did the brain meld work? Is he okay?
417
00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:01,705
[Brainormous] Yes, Nibbler once again
has all his memories.
418
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,416
And I have them, too.
419
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,419
[cackling]
420
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,088
We would've opened a window for you!
421
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,756
[snorting] Where am I?
422
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,967
Did I catch that mangy squirrel?
423
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,761
You flashed yourself, but you're okay now.
424
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,221
Ah, yes.
425
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,806
It's all flooding back,
426
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,850
including the taste of that squirrel,
427
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,768
which was delicious, by the way.
428
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,312
Thank you, Leela.
429
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:28,690
I can never repay you for all you've done.
430
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,150
You can repay me.
431
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:33,153
So, shall we head home and recuperate?
432
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,904
Toss back a few squirrels?
433
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:38,241
[sighs] As much as I would enjoy that, no.
434
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,869
I must proceed to my new assignment.
435
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,371
That dying universe will
only have importance
436
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,875
if someone appreciates it
while it's still there.
437
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,335
I understand.
438
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:49,961
- I don't.
- I don't either.
439
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,881
But it matters to him.
440
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,051
This, Lord Nibbler,
is the single-use vessel
441
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,552
you will take on your journey.
442
00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,096
Could you have made it
look less like a coffin?
443
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:03,224
The folks in marketing
say our branding is "too cute."
444
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,436
- [? bright music playing]
- Point taken.
445
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,396
This is the tool you will use
446
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,982
to open a portal to the dying universe.
447
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:15,195
And this is a deely-bopper
to help pass the time.
448
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:19,074
And now, I must blank your memories.
449
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,410
Bender, kindly holster your ass.
450
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:25,622
Do you really have to blank my memories?
451
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:28,583
I do, so you won't worry about me.
452
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,336
But I want to worry about you.
453
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,588
Can't we just say goodbye?
454
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:34,964
Very well.
455
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,883
You've been a dear friend
456
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:40,387
who's always had a ham for me
when I needed it most.
457
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,472
[Nibbler purring]
458
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,683
[sobbing] Goodbye.
459
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,811
[Leela continues sobbing]
460
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,148
[rockets roaring]
461
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,819
Perhaps I'll miss him most of all.
462
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,446
Ah, who am I kidding? [laughing]
463
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,449
[? somber music playing]
464
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,785
You guys wanna stop
at the moon on the way back?
465
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:06,121
Maybe get an ice cream
and use the bathroom?
466
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,331
[alarm blaring]
467
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,083
Oh, no! Low oxygen!
468
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:13,420
It's just like that Apollo 13 show we saw!
469
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:16,297
- What do we do?
- I think a weird slow dance?
470
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:19,634
There's no room to dance in here.
We're gonna die!
471
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,137
[Fry and Leela coughing, gasping]
472
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,389
Oh, wait, hang on.
473
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,473
I keep a supply of oxygen in my ass
474
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,975
whenever I go into space.
475
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,685
You do? Why?
476
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,312
Duh. So I can smoke.
477
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,356
[air whooshing]
478
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,858
[Leela and Fry gasping]
479
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,151
[sighing]
480
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,903
- [fire whooshing]
- [Bender puffing]
481
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,988
[exhales]
482
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,740
You're welcome.
483
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,535
[? bright music playing]
484
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,081
[Leela and Fry grunting]
485
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,666
I'm not even gonna ask.
486
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:55,170
Sooner or later,
everyone needs Bender's ass gas.
487
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,713
That's why I didn't ask.
488
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,465
So, what happened with Nibbler?
489
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:01,469
[? dramatic music playing]
490
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,640
A little bit to the left.
491
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,435
[laser buzzing]
492
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,107
[metallic clicking]
493
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:20,195
Goodbye, Leela's universe.
494
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:23,198
[? ominous music playing]
495
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,908
[Brainormous] Oh no, you don't!
496
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,035
Step away from the universe.
497
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,411
[Nibbler yelping]
498
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:31,415
- [? somber music playing]
- [rain pattering]
499
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:36,503
We all know ya miss
that thing with the diaper,
500
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,797
but starin' out the window
isn't gonna bring him home.
501
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,174
[glass shattering]
502
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:43,843
Then again...
503
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,179
He's back! But is he dead or alive?
504
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,931
Both! Or neither.
505
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:50,016
Like all things, his state of being
506
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:53,436
has no particular value
until it's observed.
507
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,438
Open it! I've gotta know!
508
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,483
Can't handle a little quantum uncertainty?
509
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,236
What a snowflake.
510
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:01,779
[air hissing]
511
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:05,532
Oh, Snookums! You're alive.
512
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,325
[sighs] What a relief.
513
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,911
I wasn't sure until you
opened the box and checked.
514
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:11,454
But, if you're here,
515
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:14,415
I guess you never got to see
that dying universe.
516
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,626
No, I- I did not.
517
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:17,794
Aw.
518
00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:20,213
You didn't get to do your wittle mission.
519
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:22,299
But someone else did.
520
00:22:22,529 --> 00:22:25,343
[Brainormous] I am relieved
521
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,054
you survived the brain meld, Lord Nibbler.
522
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,597
And I, you.
523
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,516
[Brainormous]
Floating amongst your thoughts,
524
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:34,018
I revisited fond memories.
525
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,020
You were the one Nibblonian
526
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,565
who spent time conversing with me,
527
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:41,150
who made my imprisonment bearable,
528
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:44,028
who kept me from losing my me.
529
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:47,323
I, too, enjoyed those eons.
530
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,951
[Brainormous]
Others acted as though I did not exist.
531
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:53,371
But not you. You perceived me.
532
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:57,125
And now, I would like to return the favor.
533
00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,003
- By perceiving me?
- No.
534
00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:03,965
By perceiving whatever lies
beyond that portal.
535
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:07,302
To learn all there is
to know of that place,
536
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:09,929
things no brain has ever known.
537
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,181
Then, lord it over everyone
538
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:15,476
in the millisecond
before the universe collapses.
539
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,186
Not a bad way to go.
540
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:20,398
[? dramatic music playing]
541
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,485
- [warbling]
- [Brainormous] [echoing] I see!
542
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,363
[portal clicking]
543
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,824
So, what happened to the universe?
544
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,075
It's gone.
545
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:34,704
But it mattered
because someone cared about it.
546
00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:37,540
You gave up on your mission? Why?
547
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,918
I realized I mattered,
548
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,837
because you cared about me.
549
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,756
[? touching music playing]
550
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,758
Pretty heavy stuff, eh?
551
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:51,137
I imagine it's all rather overwhelming
to your tiny minds.
552
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,890
Would anyone care for a brain blanking?
553
00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,475
Ooh! Do me, do me!
554
00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:58,561
- [beam zapping]
- Sure, just take a little off the top.
555
00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:00,605
- [beam zapping]
- [overlapping chatter]
556
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:01,981
[beam zapping]
557
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:06,194
And one for you.
558
00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:07,245
[beam zapping]
559
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,031
?
560
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,451
[? upbeat theme music playing]
561
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,490
[curious ticking]
562
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:55,494
[? fanfare playing]
563
00:24:55,544 --> 00:25:00,094
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