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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:16,146 --> 00:00:17,713 The Book of Love is a book 4 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:22,457 that's written in the heart of every horny teenager. 5 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:25,199 And believe it or not, it's based on a true story. 6 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:34,730 'Hey, Jack, it's Crutch.' 7 00:00:34,817 --> 00:00:36,297 'Your divorce papers just came through' 8 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:38,473 'and you're flying solo again.' 9 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,997 'Um, the judge did give her the house in the country.' 10 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:42,781 'But we had to expect something like that' 11 00:00:42,868 --> 00:00:45,175 'from a wife who's also a lawyer.' 12 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:47,134 'Anyway, speaking of divorces' 13 00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:49,788 'guess who's back in town visiting her mother?' 14 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:52,835 'A certain old flame of yours from high school.' 15 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:56,273 'Does cute, dark hair and a pistol ring a bell?' 16 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,362 'And, Jack, she asked about ya.' 17 00:00:58,449 --> 00:01:00,451 'See you later alligator, you big stud.' 18 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:12,159 Dark, cute and pistol. 19 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:13,725 Well, a pistol? 20 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:45,757 ♪ I wonder wonder who who-oo-ooh who ♪ 21 00:01:45,844 --> 00:01:51,546 ♪ Who wrote the book of love ♪ 22 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:53,939 Okay. 23 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:57,421 An old flame from high school. 24 00:01:57,508 --> 00:02:00,729 Connie? Cute, but no pistol. 25 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:04,950 ♪ Darlin' oh you know I do I've got to see ♪ 26 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:06,213 Bunny... 27 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:07,866 ♪ Find out if it's true ♪ 28 00:02:07,953 --> 00:02:09,477 ♪ I wonder wonder ♪ 29 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:11,783 '...and me.' 30 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:16,440 ♪ Who wrote the Book Of Love? ♪ 31 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:18,877 So we got shot down, Captain Midnight. 32 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:21,053 Life does play its tricks. 33 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:24,796 But, hey, you wanted to be successful, you are. 34 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:27,886 You fought for the girl, you got her. 35 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:30,498 You expected a wonderful marriage. 36 00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:33,457 It was terrible. Yeah. 37 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:35,677 Don't you wonder if life could've been different? 38 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:38,201 Come on back, Jack. 39 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:39,507 ♪ I wonder wonder ♪ 40 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:41,639 Remember who you really are. 41 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:44,381 I know some things you forgot 42 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:46,253 some very important things. 43 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:47,863 Joe, where shall we put... 44 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:49,952 ♪ Baby baby baby ♪ 45 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:51,780 ♪ I love you yes I do ♪ 46 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:55,087 'Jack, could you take this, please?' 47 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:58,700 'Hurry. I gotta meet the plumber in 20 minutes, let's go.' 48 00:02:58,787 --> 00:03:01,616 - 'Be very careful.' - You guys wanna ride with me? 49 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:03,357 Yeah, yeah. Can we, mom? 50 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:05,707 Okay. We don't have much room anyway. 51 00:03:05,794 --> 00:03:09,014 Jack, please be careful with the china. 52 00:03:09,101 --> 00:03:11,278 ♪ Chapter two you tell her ♪ 53 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:13,454 ♪ You're never never never never never gonna part ♪ 54 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:17,849 ♪ In chapter three remember the meaning of romance ♪ 55 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:20,069 ♪ In chapter four you break up ♪ 56 00:03:20,156 --> 00:03:22,724 ♪ But you give her just one more chance ♪ 57 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:27,032 See that? That's smoke from the slag pile. 58 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:30,384 You is to walk up there, you'd be dead in no time 59 00:03:30,471 --> 00:03:33,169 from the coal gas. 60 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:36,694 Wow! A mountain on fire! 61 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:39,567 What a great neighborhood, huh, Jack? 62 00:03:39,654 --> 00:03:42,439 You know what happens to you in a new neighborhood? 63 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:45,921 - What? - You get your ass kicked. 64 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:50,142 ♪ I love you darlin' baby you know I do ♪ 65 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,884 ♪ But I've got to see this Book Of Love ♪ 66 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:55,191 ♪ Find out why it's true ♪ 67 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:59,021 ♪ I wonder wonder who mmbadoo-ooh who ♪ 68 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:02,459 ♪ Who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 69 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:04,809 ♪ Chapter one says to love her ♪ 70 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:06,985 ♪ You love her with all your heart ♪ 71 00:04:07,072 --> 00:04:09,118 ♪ Chapter two you tell her ♪ 72 00:04:09,205 --> 00:04:11,425 ♪ You're never never never never ever gonna part ♪ 73 00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:15,733 ♪ In chapter three remember the meaning of romance ♪ 74 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:17,866 ♪ In chapter four you break up ♪ 75 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:20,172 ♪ But you give her just one more chance ♪ 76 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,610 Hey, mom, did you see the poisonous mountain? 77 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:24,438 'You'd die in a minute if you went near it.' 78 00:04:24,525 --> 00:04:26,483 Oh, we'll never smell that up here. 79 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:30,748 ♪ Oh I wonder wonder who mmbadoo-ooh who ♪ 80 00:04:30,835 --> 00:04:32,707 ♪ Who wrote the Book of Love ♪ 81 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:35,013 Hi. Oh, be very careful with that. 82 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:38,103 It contains a very valuable comic-book collection 83 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:39,801 including "White Rider." 84 00:04:39,888 --> 00:04:43,370 In reality, of course, I am White Rider. 85 00:04:43,457 --> 00:04:46,024 - Hm, well, ride this. - Ooh! 86 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:50,333 ♪ Oh I wonder wonder who mmbadoo-ooh who ♪ 87 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:53,902 ♪ Who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 88 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:58,820 ♪ I wonder who ♪ Yeah ♪ 89 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:02,214 ♪ Who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 90 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:06,610 - You're the Twillers, right? - Yeah. 91 00:05:06,697 --> 00:05:09,526 I live down the block. My name is Paul Kane. Hi. 92 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:11,180 But everyone just calls me Crutch. 93 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:13,835 You know, crutch, cane. Get it? 94 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:16,228 - What happened to your leg? - I got hit by a beer truck. 95 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,927 I'm gonna get hit by a beer truck when I grow up. 96 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:20,494 Yeah, it's a pretty good deal, you don't have to take out 97 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:22,496 the garbage, and get excused from gym class. 98 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:25,803 - 'Peanut?' - The chicks love it. 99 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:27,849 Come on, I'll show you around the neighborhood. 100 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:29,024 Alright. 101 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:32,027 I'm glad you came along, you know, I thought 102 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:33,855 a new neighborhood might be trouble. 103 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:35,552 What do you mean? 104 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:36,945 Oh, you know, I-I thought 105 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:38,990 since I was the new kid and everything 106 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:41,341 somebody might think they had to kick my ass. 107 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:43,778 Oh, never happen. Not with me as your pal at least. 108 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,954 I pull a lot of weight around here. 109 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:57,966 Uh, Crutch, who's that? 110 00:05:58,053 --> 00:05:59,750 It's Angelo Gabooch and his gang. 111 00:06:10,544 --> 00:06:12,720 Um, just act natural 112 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,809 and I'll handle everything. 113 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:15,940 Okay. 114 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:29,867 I thought you said you carried a lot of weight 115 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:31,042 around this neighborhood. 116 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:33,088 Okay, so, we got depants'd. 117 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:34,959 Worse things could've happened. 118 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:36,918 Come on, my house is just around the corner. 119 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:53,369 Holy shit! 120 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:55,850 Hi, Crutch. Love your outfit. 121 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:57,068 Uh... 122 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:00,811 Oh, my God! 123 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:08,384 A blue colossus with red cape! 124 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:10,995 He's strong, he's brave! 125 00:07:11,082 --> 00:07:14,129 He's gonna sit down and eat his breakfast. 126 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:16,218 Boys, I hope you're gonna try and mingle 127 00:07:16,305 --> 00:07:18,002 with the other students today. 128 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:20,701 Your first day at a new school's very important. 129 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:24,922 Right, mom. Mingle. Mingle, Peanut. 130 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:27,185 Just be prepared to knuckle down, young man. 131 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:29,100 Jack, I know it's not gonna be easy 132 00:07:29,187 --> 00:07:31,712 entering a new school in the middle of your sophomore year. 133 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:34,279 He's afraid they're gonna beat the crap out of him. 134 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:36,325 Peanut, such language! 135 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:37,979 Don't talk to your mother like that. 136 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:41,896 Take off that cape and get dressed properly. 137 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:43,637 I'm taking you to school. 138 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:46,466 I'm fighting for the cause of justice! 139 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:49,817 How would it look if my mother takes me to school? 140 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:53,211 ♪ Up in the mornin' and out to school ♪ 141 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:56,998 ♪ The teacher is teachin' the Golden Rule ♪ 142 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:58,216 ♪ American history and practical ♪ 143 00:07:58,303 --> 00:08:00,088 This is where Spider Bomboni lives. 144 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:01,611 His old man's in jail. 145 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:04,614 - Hello, Spider! - 'Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.' 146 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:07,922 Spider's a real jerk-off artist, 17 times in one day. 147 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:10,185 - Oh, that's a lot of pounding. - True. 148 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:13,405 But he's got inspiration. 149 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:18,454 Oh! I wish I had a sister. 150 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:21,370 - Crutch, hey. - You don't skip school today. 151 00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:23,154 Yeah, yeah, alright, keep your shirt on. 152 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:25,330 Mrs. Bomboni, I'd like you to meet a new kid in the nei-- 153 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:28,464 Ah, you're all fuckin' bums. 154 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:32,120 - Ma, can I have a quarter? - I'll give you a quarter. 155 00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:36,472 Spider, meet Jack Twiller. 156 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,126 He just moved into the neighborhood. 157 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:40,171 Hey, you lay a buck on me and, uh 158 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:43,131 and come around at night and watch my sister take a bath. 159 00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:44,828 He's got a hole drilled in the bathroom wall 160 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:46,917 a perfect view. Worth a buck. 161 00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:48,179 Every Friday night, right, Spider? 162 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:50,181 - Right. - Sounds good to me. 163 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:51,835 So you got any hot books, Spider? 164 00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:55,012 Oh, yeah. Check this out, huh? 165 00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:57,275 I just got these in yesterday. Look at this. 166 00:08:57,362 --> 00:09:00,017 - Candy and Derwoord go camping. - 'Sounds educational.' 167 00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:02,367 Hey, you learn something new with me every day, jerk-off. 168 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:03,847 - It'll cost you two bucks. - No problem. 169 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:05,196 That's what lunch money's for. 170 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,895 Look at this. Now, this one's my favorite... 171 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:11,072 '"For not by any calm and indolent spoutings' 172 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:12,987 '"not by the peaceable gush of that' 173 00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:14,902 '"mystic fountain in his head' 174 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:17,948 '"did the white whale now reveal his vicinity' 175 00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:22,039 "but by the far more wondrous phenomenon of breaching. 176 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:25,565 "Rising with his utmost velocity from the furthest depths 177 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:28,480 "the sperm whale thus booms his entire bulk 178 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,918 "into the pure element of air 179 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:35,531 "and piling up a mountain of dazzling foam, shows his place 180 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:38,839 '"to the distance of seven miles and more.' 181 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:41,406 "In those moments, the torn, enraged waves 182 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:44,018 "he shakes off, seem his mane. 183 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:48,152 '"In some cases, this breaching is his act of defiance.' 184 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:50,111 '"There, she breaches!' 185 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:52,766 '"There she breaches" was the cry' 186 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:55,029 '"as in his immeasurable bravadoes' 187 00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:58,206 '"the white whale tossed himself' 188 00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:01,122 'salmon-like to heaven."' 189 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:06,606 Alright, class. For tomorrow, chapter seven, please. 190 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,657 'Hurry up, Steve, okay? I'll be..' 191 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:20,271 ♪ Hearts made of stone ♪ 192 00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:21,533 'Hey, Spider.' 193 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,886 ♪ For the love you have for them ♪ 194 00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:27,365 'That's Gina Gabooch.' 195 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:28,889 'She's cute, but don't go near her.' 196 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:31,369 ♪ You can ask them please ♪ 197 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,284 She's Angelo's sister. 198 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:37,071 ♪ And all of your love ♪ 199 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:39,421 ♪ Is there to take ♪ 200 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:42,250 Remember Lily's friend Wanda? 201 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:44,731 Bazungas really make a statement, don't they? 202 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:47,951 ♪ You love them ♪ 203 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,345 Actually, Wanda and I've got something going there. 204 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,652 Hey, Wanda, I can finally introduce you to Jack Twiller. 205 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:53,827 Get lost, creep. 206 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:56,960 ♪ Please please please break ♪ 207 00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:59,789 Here comes Lily, smart, rich 208 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,791 'and the princess of my wet dreams.' 209 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,619 Hey, let's try to make an impression. 210 00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:14,021 Did you see that? She couldn't take her eyes off of me. 211 00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,631 I gotta get to class. I'll see you later. 212 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:19,635 ♪ No no no no no no everybody knows ♪ 213 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:22,420 'I told you you should've spent your time looking for gold' 214 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:25,162 'instead of those worthless old relics no one would want.' 215 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:28,818 'Oh, fine relic-hunter I am, Tim.' 216 00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:31,473 'I just missed a chance to get a silver bullet' 217 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,301 'from the Lone Ranger.' 218 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:36,739 'Get washed up, boys.' 219 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:45,008 'And now, a word from our sponsor.' 220 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:49,099 ♪ You better get Wildroot Cream or Charlie ♪ 221 00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:51,667 ♪ Start using it today ♪ 222 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:55,497 ♪ You'll find that you will have a tough time Charlie ♪ 223 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:59,327 ♪ Keeping all the gals away mm-mm- mm-mm ♪ 224 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:03,331 'It isn't any news who Lily will chose. The Wildroot guy.' 225 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,376 'Come on, Twiller, give it a try.' 226 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:10,251 ♪ Go get some right away ♪ 227 00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:12,209 Jack, you okay? 228 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,342 I'm fine. 229 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,389 'The Lone Ranger, a copyright..' 230 00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:21,044 I met a girl today. 231 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,481 Her name's Anita Krump. 232 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,657 Her braids stick out. 233 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,660 She wears white socks with little flowers around them. 234 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,752 I love her little socks. 235 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:36,016 Oh, she says if I gave her a ring 236 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,452 I could go out with her. 237 00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,715 So help me pick out one. 238 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:44,328 Let's see, maybe the, uh, zombie skull ring 239 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:47,767 or, ah 240 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:52,293 my straight arrow golden-nugget picture ring. 241 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,777 Did you meet any girls today? 242 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,475 Yeah. 243 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,521 - Did they want a ring? - No. 244 00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,785 Well, if they do, you can have one of mine. 245 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:09,876 'Boys, dinner!' 246 00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,442 You're a good man, Peanut. 247 00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:25,456 ♪ Oh we're the men of Texaco w work from Maine to Mexico ♪ 248 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:28,633 ♪ There's nothing like this Texaco of ours ♪ 249 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,374 ♪ Our show tonight is powerful ♪ 250 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,637 ♪ We'll wow you with an hour full of howls ♪ 251 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,988 ♪ From this shower full of stars ♪ 252 00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:38,165 Jack, are you meeting any girls? 253 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:40,863 There are kids in my class, ma 254 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,299 and, yes, some of them are girls. 255 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:43,735 Oh. Ha. 256 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:50,568 Did you know that I once won a ballroom dance contest? 257 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:53,745 Quiet, please. I am trying to watch this. 258 00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:04,931 Dancing is a very important part of dating. 259 00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:08,891 The boys who can dance have their pick of the girls. 260 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:15,506 And since I know that you would never do this on your own 261 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,204 Crutch's mother and I 262 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,859 have enrolled you both in dance class. 263 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,817 Mom, I do not wanna take dance lessons. 264 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,601 Oh, don't be silly, dear. 265 00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:26,039 - You will love them. - 'Shh!' 266 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:28,955 Ma, I'm a clod. I-I can't, I can't do that. 267 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,479 Jack, you're going to love dancing. 268 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:34,743 - Won't he, Joe? - Hm, Claude, absolutely. Shh. 269 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,746 And this is a wonderful program. 270 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:42,751 It isn't just ballroom dancing, but tap dancing as well. 271 00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:45,406 Oh, that's different. Tap dancing? 272 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,845 'Let me see those taps. Let me hear 'em.' 273 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:54,110 'Very good, boys and girls.' 274 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,809 'Alright, and a turn.' 275 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,812 'Right, watch your arms. Make me believe.' 276 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:05,034 'Let's keep smiling. Everyone keep smiling.' 277 00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:07,558 'Alright. Shuffle there, two, three.' 278 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:08,864 'Keep smiling.' 279 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,612 What's she doing here? 280 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,309 'Right, and up those stairs.' 281 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:22,922 'Hokey pokey and up the stairs. Very good.' 282 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,364 'Good. Very, very good, Lily.' 283 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:33,410 'Alright now, beginners in the next room, please.' 284 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,937 - Boy, am I glad that's over. - No kidding. 285 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,419 - How's your knee? - It's killing me. 286 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,204 But dancing's my life. 287 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,510 I'm dedicated. You know what I mean? 288 00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:49,557 - Jack. - You know what, Crutch? 289 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:52,299 I-I've been thinking about the, um 290 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,605 the stair routine and, ah 291 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,433 there's definitely something that just doesn't work about t-- 292 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:57,739 'Wait. Jack.' 293 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,747 - Oh, ah! - 'Jack! Oh..' 294 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,314 Oh. 295 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,451 - Are you alright? - Um, yeah, yeah. 296 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,627 Uh, special roll, you do it right, you don't get hurt. 297 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:19,239 Look, you have a huge lump on your head. 298 00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:22,459 Um, i-it's part of the routine. 299 00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,679 - Well, I hope you're okay. - Yeah, I'm fine. 300 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,202 - Okay. Bye. - Thank you. 301 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:31,512 Oh... 302 00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:37,039 - You think Lily was impressed? - Oh, definitely. 303 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,128 I mean, the way you took all those steps on your head 304 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:40,956 hey, she had to be impressed. 305 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,697 Ah, I think I broke a rib. 306 00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:43,872 I think she's gonna remember that number 307 00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,221 for a long time to come. 308 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,528 Guy rolls down 25 stairs, comes up dancing. 309 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:48,616 Hey, tell me about it. 310 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,708 'It's Angelo.' 311 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,769 'Gina.' 312 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:29,700 ♪ Gather around me buddies ♪ 313 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:37,534 ♪ Hold your glasses high ♪ 314 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:42,017 ♪ And drink to a fool because I.. ♪ 315 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,672 My problem is I'm just not cool. 316 00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:50,939 I gave Anita Krump a ring with her name on it. 317 00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,723 Yeah? Where'd you get that? 318 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,247 I sent away. 319 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:57,163 It took six Crispy Box tops. 320 00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,775 Her name glows in the dark. 321 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,952 'Now I have to meet her at the movies every Saturday.' 322 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:09,392 She wears a training bra. 323 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:12,308 Why? She's gonna do tricks with her tits? 324 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,919 Is that something girls have to train for? 325 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:21,709 I suppose you went through this when you were my age, huh, Jack? 326 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:27,367 No. You bring something all your own to it, Peanut. 327 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:30,196 'Okay, time for bed, boys.' 328 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,329 - Come on. - Ah, ah! 329 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,154 My tent won't stay up, Jack. 330 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:18,722 A good stiff pole is the answer to your tent, Lily. 331 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,811 'Open your flaps and I'll take a look.' 332 00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:23,423 'Oh, Jack, you really got me pegged.' 333 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,471 So what are we gonna do for spring vaca-- 334 00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:29,603 Oh, you know what, I heard that Lily 335 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:30,647 and Wanda are gonna be camping 336 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,475 at the Blue Lake. 337 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:33,911 Oh, this is it. 338 00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,957 You hang around, you tap-dance 339 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:38,351 and then finally you get a big break. 340 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:42,920 Long walks, private picnics, just us and them at Blue Lake! 341 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,574 What an opportunity! 342 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,707 Crutch's mother and I have already discussed it. 343 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,535 You're going to Ranger camp together. 344 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,580 Mom, ma, you cannot do this to me. 345 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,582 Look, Crutch and I already made special plans. 346 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,845 You are going to Ranger camp. 347 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,934 'Now, Jack, I don't like to say this' 348 00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:58,371 but you are too much involved 349 00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,634 with your small clique of friends. 350 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:03,071 Just moping around the neighborhood. 351 00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,160 Now, at Ranger camp you'll learn 352 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:08,424 to mix with new boys from all walks of life. 353 00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:11,558 Mom, I haven't been to a Ranger meeting all year! 354 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:15,083 I know. And it's been a great disappointment to me. 355 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,520 The uniform is so becoming on you. 356 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:20,393 ♪ The Ranger's creed we can't forget ♪ 357 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,960 ♪ Hurrah hurrah ♪ 358 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,528 ♪ We're lighting the signal lamp again ♪ 359 00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,922 ♪ Hurrah hurrah ♪ 360 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:30,533 ♪ The compass points the way to go ♪ 361 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,014 ♪ We'll sleep beside the fire's glow ♪ 362 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:38,062 ♪ And we'll all be there when the Rangers go marching home ♪ 363 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:42,197 So, boys, as we come to the close 364 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:45,679 of the first day of Ranger jamboree 365 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:48,986 'I would like to remind you of the Ranger credo.' 366 00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:52,207 Serve your friends 367 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,991 surmount your foe... 368 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,298 ...and do your duty. 369 00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,083 Goodnight, men. 370 00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:06,830 It's not so bad after all. 371 00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,528 Yeah. Yeah, I guess it's okay. 372 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:11,835 I mean, it seems like a pretty good bunch of guys, you know? 373 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,577 No, that's it. Later for the girls. 374 00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:17,014 We're in it together, till the end. 375 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:20,191 Bonds of new friendship, camaraderie. 376 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,629 Hey, I wonder who's in our tent. 377 00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:27,851 Hey, join the party, dorks. 378 00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:30,332 Schank's birthday, so we decided to give him a candle. 379 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,643 Happy birthday, Schank. 380 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,297 Guys. 381 00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:42,692 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 382 00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:46,870 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 383 00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:52,876 ♪ Happy birthday dear Schank ♪ 384 00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:58,055 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 385 00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,495 - Make a wish, Schank. - Help. 386 00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:05,062 Um, guys, the mosquitoes are gonna eat him alive. 387 00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:08,152 - 'I'm gonna undo him, okay?' - Don't touch those chains. 388 00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:10,329 I was just joking, Angelo. 389 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:11,765 I mean, sitting around by candle light 390 00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:13,157 that's what's scouting's all about. 391 00:22:13,244 --> 00:22:14,550 Yeah, tomorrow we get 392 00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:18,337 a big pink candle for you two. 393 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:21,514 We'll light 'em up real nice, huh, Ang? 394 00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:28,303 Alright, men, extinguish that candle. 395 00:22:30,523 --> 00:22:32,046 'Ow, shit.' 396 00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:38,139 'Yeow!' 397 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,275 'Sweet dreams, Twiller.' 398 00:23:03,904 --> 00:23:05,035 Shh. 399 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:13,522 What about Schank? 400 00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:17,221 You're right. We can't leave him here. 401 00:23:17,308 --> 00:23:19,746 Oh, they'll hear us trying to take his chains off 402 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,400 and they'll beat the crap out of us. 403 00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:25,795 Then we'll take him chains and all. 404 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,846 Turn left, turn left. 405 00:23:34,195 --> 00:23:35,414 Look out. 406 00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:38,329 Watch your step. 407 00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:41,550 Get.. Ow, ow. 408 00:23:41,637 --> 00:23:43,596 - It'll be okay. - No. 409 00:23:47,556 --> 00:23:50,994 It's, it's no good. I-I can't see where I'm going, Crutch. 410 00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:52,300 We need a light. 411 00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,786 - Sorry, Schank. - Hm? 412 00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:01,222 'We gotta do it.' 413 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:18,761 Come on, guys. Aren't we safe yet? 414 00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:32,906 You broke your father's heart 415 00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:36,083 by leaving Ranger camp after only one day. 416 00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:38,302 Yeah, but, mom, that one day was so perfect 417 00:24:38,389 --> 00:24:39,913 nothing else could hold a candle to it. 418 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,829 Well, Jack, you've got to start thinking of your future 419 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:45,179 of expanding your boundaries. 420 00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:48,530 Have you given anymore thought to becoming a teacher? 421 00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:50,184 Ah, I've been thinking about becoming a writer. 422 00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:53,143 Oh, Jack, everybody knows writers starve. 423 00:24:55,232 --> 00:24:57,365 I think it's very nice that Floyd asked you over 424 00:24:57,452 --> 00:24:59,846 while we go out to play canasta. 425 00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:02,675 I understand he's quite a gentleman. 426 00:25:03,763 --> 00:25:04,851 Oh. 427 00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:09,159 I hope some of that rubs off on you. 428 00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:18,908 - Hello, hello. - Hi, how are you? 429 00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:22,564 - Come on in. Come on, this way. - Oh, what a lovely home! 430 00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:24,218 Welcome, Jack. 431 00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:28,831 - 'Hi.' - 'Floyd.' 432 00:25:28,918 --> 00:25:30,833 I want you to meet Jack's mother. 433 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,487 Very nice to meet you, ma'am. 434 00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:35,185 It's very nice to meet you, too. 435 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:36,665 Oh, my! 436 00:25:36,752 --> 00:25:40,321 Oh! What a lovely living room. 437 00:25:41,844 --> 00:25:43,150 Your father's going to Rotary, Floyd 438 00:25:43,237 --> 00:25:44,891 and we'll be home around 11:00. 439 00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:46,501 You may have a get together of friends. 440 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:47,850 - Thank you, mother. - Oh. 441 00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:52,463 You boys enjoy yourselves. 442 00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:56,685 Have a good time, sweetheart. 443 00:26:02,343 --> 00:26:04,432 My mother thinks you'll be a good influence on me. 444 00:26:05,912 --> 00:26:09,219 ♪ Earth angel earth angel ♪ 445 00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:12,962 ♪ Would you be mine? ♪ Will you be mine? ♪ 446 00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:14,964 ♪ My darling dear ♪Whoa whoa ♪ 447 00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:18,838 ♪ Love you all of the time ♪ 448 00:26:18,925 --> 00:26:21,580 ♪ I'm just a fool ♪ I'm just a fool ♪ 449 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:28,021 ♪ A fool in love with you ♪ 450 00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:33,417 ♪ Whoo ♪ 451 00:26:33,504 --> 00:26:36,769 Whoo! That was fuckin' great! 452 00:26:36,856 --> 00:26:38,379 - That was great! - Music! 453 00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:42,513 - And now, and now-- - What? 454 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,472 For something a little special. 455 00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:48,824 - 'You know, you can't sing.' - My famous creme de menthe. 456 00:26:48,911 --> 00:26:52,741 - Oh! Open it. - Rock and rye. 457 00:26:52,828 --> 00:26:54,656 - Peppermint schnapp. - Too much... 458 00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:57,964 - Right. - Peach-flavored brandy. 459 00:26:58,051 --> 00:27:00,575 - My throat is... - Some of that, whatever it is. 460 00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:02,359 High ball. 461 00:27:02,446 --> 00:27:05,972 A garnish of raisin, perhaps, for you, Twill. This is for you. 462 00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:07,495 - My friend, Jack Twiller. - That's your drink. 463 00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:08,931 - Please try. - It's good. 464 00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:12,805 Oh. 465 00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:15,634 Mm. Yeah, it's, uh, smooth. 466 00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:18,114 - Yes. - Very, uh, smooth. 467 00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:20,508 Hey, make some calls. Now we want some pussy. 468 00:27:20,595 --> 00:27:21,770 - Yeah. - Go to L. 469 00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:24,207 - That's a good idea. - L. 470 00:27:24,294 --> 00:27:26,340 There's nothing but sluts in here. 471 00:27:26,427 --> 00:27:29,343 - Yeah. - That's what we want. Sluts! 472 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:35,262 Uh-huh? Okay, well... 473 00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:39,222 Just tell her, tell her Jack Kerouac called. 474 00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:41,747 That's right. Well, thank you, Mrs. Zimmerman. 475 00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:44,358 By the way, what are you doing right now? 476 00:27:44,445 --> 00:27:46,839 Oh, okay, alright. Bye. 477 00:27:46,926 --> 00:27:49,102 Smooth, very smooth. 478 00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:51,539 So? 479 00:27:52,975 --> 00:27:54,977 - So I made 23 calls. - 'And?' 480 00:27:55,064 --> 00:27:57,501 - And nobody's coming. - 'Damn it!' 481 00:27:57,588 --> 00:27:59,286 We never get any breaks. 482 00:27:59,373 --> 00:28:02,202 Looks like one more party with the boys. 483 00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:05,248 Oh, shit! It's gonna turn into another dick-measuring contest. 484 00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:07,424 'Hey, guys. The back door was open.' 485 00:28:07,511 --> 00:28:09,426 Schanky! Schank. 486 00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:11,428 Hey, Schank, you see any chicks on the way? 487 00:28:11,515 --> 00:28:14,954 I just saw Lily and Wanda. I told them to fall by. 488 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,390 Lily and Wanda? 489 00:28:17,304 --> 00:28:19,567 Lily and Wanda? 490 00:28:19,654 --> 00:28:21,482 They're back from Blue Lake! 491 00:28:21,569 --> 00:28:23,527 Do you realize what this means? 492 00:28:23,614 --> 00:28:24,920 Crutch... 493 00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:29,664 I-I've never been drunk before. 494 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,843 ♪ Gettin' high gettin' high gettin' high gettin' high ♪ 495 00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:37,324 ♪ Gettin' high gettin' high ♪ 496 00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:40,414 ♪ I'm just a fool ♪ 497 00:28:40,501 --> 00:28:42,503 Five and two-sixteenths. 498 00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:44,723 - 'Five inches--' - 'Schank is the winner.' 499 00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:47,421 'Give me that fuckin' thing. I missed a half inch of root.' 500 00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:48,770 'You'd have lost anyway. Look.' 501 00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:50,424 Guys, it's not the size of the ship 502 00:28:50,511 --> 00:28:52,208 'it's the motion of the ocean.' 503 00:28:54,907 --> 00:28:59,520 A toast to the gang that will never die. 504 00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:01,914 Here's to the future. 505 00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:04,046 - To the future! - Yeah. 506 00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:08,485 ♪ I'm just a fool a fool in love.. ♪ 507 00:29:08,572 --> 00:29:12,228 So we got older and the hormones got bolder. 508 00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:15,623 We noticed other girls. No, we-we knew they were there. 509 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:18,104 But, uh, it always came back 510 00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:22,064 to Lily, Lily. Lily. 511 00:29:28,984 --> 00:29:30,986 Um... 512 00:29:31,073 --> 00:29:34,033 I wish Lily could see me like this. 513 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,687 Forget it. She and Angelo are going steady. 514 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:39,038 How can she go steady with a prick like Angelo? 515 00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:41,040 The worst prick you are, the more chicks seem to like it. 516 00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:43,303 The thing you got to do is practice on your sneer. 517 00:29:46,045 --> 00:29:48,787 You looks like you got your nuts caught in a meat grinder. 518 00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:50,963 Yeah, but the basic attitude is there, you know? 519 00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:53,008 You guys know that Angelo's got colleges scouting him 520 00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:54,357 already, I mean, he's probably gonna go out 521 00:29:54,444 --> 00:29:56,403 and play pro football or something. 522 00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:58,231 Yeah, I got my career choices narrowed down to either 523 00:29:58,318 --> 00:30:00,755 dentist, chiropodist or a certified public accountant. 524 00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:03,192 Yeah, you'd be a certified public asshole. 525 00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:06,195 Okay, now get me the work light over there. 526 00:30:06,282 --> 00:30:08,371 Hey, Spider, what do you figure on being? 527 00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:12,898 Hey, I'm gonna marry some rich old lady who's soft in the head. 528 00:30:12,985 --> 00:30:15,204 - Hold the light right there. - Oh, right, you got a plan. 529 00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:16,727 That's what I'm always saying, you know, like 530 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:19,034 for the senior prom, it's only 55 days away. 531 00:30:19,121 --> 00:30:21,645 And already I'm working overtime to get a date for it. 532 00:30:21,732 --> 00:30:24,953 Yeah, fuck the prom. Only squares wear tuxedos. 533 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,129 Crutch, the light. 534 00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:29,697 Uh, I just about got it. 535 00:30:29,784 --> 00:30:32,134 You gotta know how to find a bargain like this and fix it up. 536 00:30:32,221 --> 00:30:34,920 You know, Snake's Junkyard has a '53 Chevy convertible for sale. 537 00:30:35,007 --> 00:30:37,792 - For 60 bucks. - Yeah, what's wrong with it? 538 00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:40,360 Well, it needs a little work. It's underwater. 539 00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:42,884 Oh, great, just right for you, Twill. 540 00:30:42,971 --> 00:30:46,932 I wish to hell I was mechanically inclined. 541 00:30:47,019 --> 00:30:49,195 Yeah, well, you can start by getting me the vise grips 542 00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:50,805 on the work bench there. 543 00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:59,379 Hey, big guy. Wanna change my oil? 544 00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:02,599 Enroll in our expert mechanics course today. 545 00:31:02,686 --> 00:31:04,688 Our fully-illustrated textbooks show you 546 00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:07,691 how to always keep yourself greasy 547 00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:11,260 look sexy and master your own tool. 548 00:31:11,347 --> 00:31:13,219 Come on, Twiller, the vise grips. 549 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,397 - Vise grips. - Yeah. 550 00:31:28,451 --> 00:31:34,066 ♪ Ooh-ah ooh-ah ooh-ah ooh-ah ♪ 551 00:31:34,153 --> 00:31:36,851 ♪ Ooh-ah ooh-ah ♪ 552 00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:39,506 ♪ Why do fools fall in love? ♪ 553 00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:44,032 ♪ Why do birds sing so gay? ♪ 554 00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:46,556 - Hey, shithead. - So what do you think, Angie? 555 00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:48,689 Wanna play with the gears? 556 00:31:48,776 --> 00:31:52,693 In that junk heap? With those yo-yos? Anytime. 557 00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:56,871 Uh, Crutch, ahem, can you hand me the, uh, vise grips, please? 558 00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:57,959 Right. 559 00:31:58,046 --> 00:32:00,135 ♪ Fall in love ♪ 560 00:32:00,222 --> 00:32:01,484 Vise grips, Crutch. 561 00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:02,921 ♪ Love is a losing game ♪ 562 00:32:03,008 --> 00:32:04,052 Vise grips. 563 00:32:04,139 --> 00:32:06,707 ♪ And love can be a shame ♪ 564 00:32:06,794 --> 00:32:09,101 ♪ I know of a fool.. ♪ 565 00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:17,413 Be nice, Angelo. 566 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:21,678 Hand me the, uh, the half-inch socket, Crutch. 567 00:32:21,765 --> 00:32:23,506 You're an ace mechanic, Twiller. 568 00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:31,558 Alright, get your stupid shirt out of my fan belt. 569 00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:45,615 Listen to that, huh? Listen to that. 570 00:32:45,702 --> 00:32:48,879 That's it, motherfucker. We're ready to burn. 571 00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:58,672 ♪ Well be-bop-a-lula she's my baby ♪ 572 00:33:01,370 --> 00:33:04,460 - Uh, Spider? - Give me a fucking break. 573 00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:07,942 - What's going on, Spider? - What? What is this? 574 00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:09,639 This is not supposed to happen, right? 575 00:33:09,726 --> 00:33:11,293 This is nice, Spider. 576 00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:13,730 Oh! Oh, man! 577 00:33:13,817 --> 00:33:16,168 Hey, hey, get some sand or something, quick! 578 00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:17,865 Oh... 579 00:33:17,952 --> 00:33:19,171 'Fix this.' 580 00:33:19,258 --> 00:33:21,042 Oh, shit! My car! 581 00:33:21,129 --> 00:33:22,739 Hurry up, man, get some sand. 582 00:33:22,826 --> 00:33:25,394 Hurry up! Throw it on! 583 00:33:25,481 --> 00:33:28,006 - Well, what do we have here? - 'Spider, this isn't working!' 584 00:33:28,093 --> 00:33:29,790 What are we gonna do? 585 00:33:29,877 --> 00:33:32,227 Piss on it. 586 00:33:32,314 --> 00:33:34,186 - It's gonna blow! - Oh, shit! 587 00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:36,144 Hey, I saw one blow at Cahoach's garage. 588 00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:37,841 Sent the gas tank right through the roof. 589 00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:45,066 - Ah, the water put it out. - She's not gonna blow. 590 00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:46,937 - Whoa! - Jesus Christ! Oh. 591 00:33:50,637 --> 00:33:51,551 'Fuck!' 592 00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:57,861 No, you're jealous, you know, all you had to do 593 00:33:57,948 --> 00:33:59,211 was close your eyes and swing... 594 00:34:01,996 --> 00:34:03,258 'Hey, Jacky.' 595 00:34:07,741 --> 00:34:09,438 I've got some important news for you. 596 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,617 Yeah? 597 00:34:14,704 --> 00:34:16,054 W-what about? 598 00:34:16,141 --> 00:34:18,491 Lily got in a fight with Angelo. 599 00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:21,189 She'll be in the playground if you wanna meet her later. 600 00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:23,235 Why? W-what am I supposed to do? 601 00:34:23,322 --> 00:34:25,193 Mm. 602 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,109 If I have to tell you that, you might as well not bother going. 603 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,462 Nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah. 604 00:34:55,441 --> 00:34:57,965 - Hi. - Hi. 605 00:34:58,052 --> 00:35:00,185 So I hear you won the game for Central. 606 00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:02,665 Uh... 607 00:35:02,752 --> 00:35:05,451 I hear you-you and Angelo had a fight. 608 00:35:05,538 --> 00:35:07,148 - Who told you that? - I, I don't know. 609 00:35:07,235 --> 00:35:10,151 I just, kind of just heard it someplace. 610 00:35:13,589 --> 00:35:15,852 Well, so what if we did? 611 00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:19,247 Right. Right. Uh... 612 00:35:19,334 --> 00:35:20,379 It's no business of mine. 613 00:35:27,429 --> 00:35:30,171 Do you wanna go to the movies? 614 00:35:30,258 --> 00:35:33,218 - What's playing? - Oh, it's a Jimmy Dean flick. 615 00:35:33,305 --> 00:35:35,916 I hear it's really tough, you know, I thought, you know 616 00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:38,484 maybe we can catch like a four o'clock show or something? 617 00:35:40,007 --> 00:35:43,532 Um... don't you have to change? 618 00:35:45,839 --> 00:35:48,407 Um, no, I'm-I'm comfortable. 619 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:50,235 Well, okay. 620 00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:52,411 Great. 621 00:35:52,498 --> 00:35:54,543 - Alright. - Let's go. 622 00:35:56,502 --> 00:35:58,025 So are you, are you still in dancing class? 623 00:35:58,112 --> 00:35:59,809 - Yeah. - You know... 624 00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:01,724 You look great on stage. 625 00:36:01,811 --> 00:36:04,074 I-I mean, you know, you're a terrific dancer... 626 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:06,120 Well, thanks. So are you. 627 00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:08,514 Come on, I got two left feet. 628 00:36:08,601 --> 00:36:10,907 Well, maybe you just need the right partner. 629 00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:15,521 Um, is Angelo helping out tonight? 630 00:36:15,608 --> 00:36:16,957 - Don't ask me. - Are you worried... 631 00:36:17,044 --> 00:36:18,524 About him seeing you with me? 632 00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:19,829 'Why should I worry?' 633 00:36:24,443 --> 00:36:26,836 Tired of getting sand kicked in your face? 634 00:36:26,923 --> 00:36:30,231 Train with Gorilla Nuts Store muscle-worker, you build power 635 00:36:30,318 --> 00:36:32,712 personality, and the physically-perfect male. 636 00:36:34,496 --> 00:36:36,019 Do people stand around and laugh while bullies 637 00:36:36,106 --> 00:36:38,021 shove candles up your ass? 638 00:36:38,108 --> 00:36:41,764 If so, send today for your copy of Bull Dig Judo made easy. 639 00:36:41,851 --> 00:36:44,463 A perfect companion piece to the Gorilla Nuts muscle-worker. 640 00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:45,899 You know what? Why don't we just cross the street right here? 641 00:36:45,986 --> 00:36:46,987 It's a really good short-- 642 00:36:47,074 --> 00:36:48,945 No, Jack, let's go this way. 643 00:36:49,032 --> 00:36:51,078 You know what? We-we might be late for the show. 644 00:36:51,165 --> 00:36:52,688 - 'T-there's a bus. We can ju--' - Come on, Jack. 645 00:36:52,775 --> 00:36:54,821 Now, we don't wanna be late for the show. 646 00:36:54,908 --> 00:36:57,998 I bet you like to sit up in the balcony where we can make out. 647 00:37:11,925 --> 00:37:13,840 Um, Jack, you know, I-I just remembered. 648 00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:15,450 I have to babysit tonight. 649 00:37:17,496 --> 00:37:20,629 You know, I'm really sorry. I-I don't mean to disappoint you. 650 00:37:20,716 --> 00:37:23,458 - No, no, it's-it's, it's okay. - Well, do you have a car? 651 00:37:23,545 --> 00:37:26,374 You know, you could drive me home or something. 652 00:37:26,461 --> 00:37:29,072 No, but you know, I-I-I will be getting one very soon. 653 00:37:38,952 --> 00:37:41,607 ♪ V-8 motor and this modern design ♪ 654 00:37:41,694 --> 00:37:45,088 ♪ Black convertible top and the gals don't mind ♪ 655 00:37:45,175 --> 00:37:48,266 ♪ Yes it's great just won't wait ♪ 656 00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:50,964 ♪ Everybody likes my Rocket '88 ♪ 657 00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:55,229 ♪ Baby we'll ride in style movin' all along ♪ 658 00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:56,709 Seventy bucks. 659 00:37:58,014 --> 00:37:59,059 - I thought you said 60. - 'What?' 660 00:37:59,146 --> 00:38:00,669 For a set of wheels like this? 661 00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:05,108 'Come on, I ain't got all day.' 662 00:38:05,195 --> 00:38:06,849 S-sixty is all I've got, though. 663 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:11,811 One moment, this mystery brick 664 00:38:11,898 --> 00:38:15,118 'contains more riches than you.. Ow!' 665 00:38:15,205 --> 00:38:19,035 And when I will get this open, you will see the... 666 00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:23,475 Stand back. 667 00:38:23,562 --> 00:38:26,042 Hey! Well, it's open now. 668 00:38:26,129 --> 00:38:28,001 You guys got yourself a sweet machine. 669 00:38:28,088 --> 00:38:29,568 'Hey, this was Vinnie Van Dura's car.' 670 00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:31,221 Hey, we really got something here. 671 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,789 'Vinnie was doing over a 100 when he rolled it.' 672 00:38:33,876 --> 00:38:36,226 Paid in full. 673 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,967 Enjoy the ride, boys. 674 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,494 Thanks, Peanut. 675 00:38:42,581 --> 00:38:44,409 Wow. 676 00:38:44,496 --> 00:38:48,064 It's the basic wheels. Now we're gonna fix her up. 677 00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:59,119 'You could come and help me get some junk' 678 00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:00,903 'and we could decorate the house.' 679 00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:02,601 'Sure.' 680 00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:05,821 'And we'll get, uh, balloons' 681 00:39:05,908 --> 00:39:09,390 'and, uh, oh, what' 682 00:39:09,477 --> 00:39:11,131 'kids' stuff, birthday stuff--' 683 00:39:11,218 --> 00:39:13,220 'We can go to the five-and-ten.' 684 00:39:15,091 --> 00:39:16,702 Will you do it? 685 00:39:16,789 --> 00:39:18,094 I'd like to. 686 00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:37,418 I'm sort of, sort of... 687 00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:50,779 I found my image. 688 00:39:50,866 --> 00:39:54,043 I got my wheels. I'm gonna ask her to the prom. 689 00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:56,524 Go, right now! 690 00:39:56,611 --> 00:39:57,743 I'm going. 691 00:40:01,921 --> 00:40:03,879 Where are we going? 692 00:40:03,966 --> 00:40:08,188 Peanut, there are just some things a brother must do alone. 693 00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:20,418 ♪ Oh-oh yes I'm the great pretender ♪ 694 00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:26,380 ♪ Pretending that I'm doing well ♪ 695 00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:32,778 ♪ My need is such I pretend too much ♪ 696 00:40:32,865 --> 00:40:38,479 ♪ I'm lonely but no one can tell ♪ 697 00:40:38,566 --> 00:40:43,876 ♪ Oh-oh yes I'm the great pretender ♪ 698 00:40:45,051 --> 00:40:46,487 Oh, hi, Jack. 699 00:40:50,839 --> 00:40:52,711 Well, what a surprise. 700 00:40:57,716 --> 00:41:01,937 So, hey, you got a new car. That's, that's great. 701 00:41:02,024 --> 00:41:03,852 Yeah. 702 00:41:03,939 --> 00:41:05,550 Uh, probably, uh... 703 00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:10,642 ...slap a new motor into her. 704 00:41:10,729 --> 00:41:13,732 'Good for you. You must be very excited.' 705 00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:19,302 It's only a car. 706 00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:21,783 So do you wanna come in? 707 00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:37,625 Sit down. 708 00:41:39,192 --> 00:41:41,194 Um, Jack, I'm sorry 709 00:41:41,281 --> 00:41:43,588 'but I've already made plans for tonight.' 710 00:41:43,675 --> 00:41:46,591 Um, did you wanna see me about something? 711 00:41:47,592 --> 00:41:48,680 Yeah. 712 00:41:49,942 --> 00:41:51,030 Yeah, I did. 713 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:54,729 I, uh... 714 00:41:57,210 --> 00:41:59,212 I-I wanted to, um... 715 00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:02,868 Uh... 716 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,092 Um, I wanted to ask you, um... 717 00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:16,925 Will you... 718 00:42:28,981 --> 00:42:32,158 Um.. Uh, I, uh... 719 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,378 I gotta go. 720 00:42:55,790 --> 00:42:58,924 I really screwed up, Floyd. 721 00:42:59,011 --> 00:43:02,971 I mean, I had a golden opportunity, and I blew it. 722 00:43:03,058 --> 00:43:05,583 Her wall looked like someone threw a hamburger at it. 723 00:43:07,846 --> 00:43:10,544 Well, look at it this way. You left an indelible impression. 724 00:43:11,850 --> 00:43:14,809 Okay, Jack, we're on our way. 725 00:43:14,896 --> 00:43:16,594 Last time you went to a convention 726 00:43:16,681 --> 00:43:18,639 Jack put me in the washing machine. 727 00:43:18,726 --> 00:43:21,903 Oh, Peanut, now don't be ridiculous. 728 00:43:21,990 --> 00:43:24,950 Wash, soak and spin. 729 00:43:25,037 --> 00:43:28,431 Now, I want no eating over my new rug. 730 00:43:28,518 --> 00:43:31,913 And, Jack, you may have one friend stay overnight 731 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,002 and I hope it will be Floyd. 732 00:43:34,089 --> 00:43:36,309 - Why, thank you, Mrs. Twiller. - 'Well, Floyd.' 733 00:43:36,396 --> 00:43:38,441 You're a perfect gentleman. 734 00:43:38,528 --> 00:43:39,834 'And I know the kind of influence' 735 00:43:39,921 --> 00:43:41,575 'that you have over Jack.' 736 00:43:43,882 --> 00:43:45,100 'Let's go, Kitty!' 737 00:43:45,187 --> 00:43:47,407 Coming, Joe. 738 00:43:47,494 --> 00:43:50,540 Okay, boys, be good. 739 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:53,326 - Bye, ma. - 'Let's go! Bye, kids!' 740 00:43:57,939 --> 00:44:00,638 Yeah, Twiller's got an empty house. 741 00:44:00,725 --> 00:44:02,814 Yeah, it's a sophisticated little gathering. 742 00:44:05,338 --> 00:44:09,647 Well, there's new records, there's, um, dancing. 743 00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:13,259 ♪ Oh darling ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 744 00:44:13,346 --> 00:44:16,349 No, no, no, nothing violent. It's a mature crowd. 745 00:44:16,436 --> 00:44:17,524 - 'Oh-ho!' - Listen. 746 00:44:17,611 --> 00:44:18,786 I'll have to call you back. 747 00:44:18,873 --> 00:44:22,485 ♪ My lover I was wrong ♪ 748 00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:26,011 Well, your mother will shit a brick about this. 749 00:44:26,098 --> 00:44:30,015 - 'Gina!' - Oh, hang back. 750 00:44:30,102 --> 00:44:32,495 Angelo kicks the shit out of anyone who goes near her. 751 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:34,846 ♪ That my lover ♪ 752 00:44:34,933 --> 00:44:37,892 Right. Right, okay. 753 00:44:37,979 --> 00:44:40,329 - Who needs her? - Right. 754 00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:41,896 ♪ For you ♪ 755 00:44:41,983 --> 00:44:43,158 Welcome to the manor! 756 00:44:43,245 --> 00:44:45,508 ♪ You ♪ 757 00:44:45,595 --> 00:44:47,728 Hi, baby, how you doin'? 758 00:44:47,815 --> 00:44:50,078 - Fuck off. - Hey, you wanna dance? 759 00:44:50,165 --> 00:44:51,384 - No. - I'm a trained dancer. 760 00:44:51,471 --> 00:44:52,690 I might surprise you. 761 00:44:54,822 --> 00:44:55,910 Can you believe this? 762 00:44:55,997 --> 00:44:57,999 Real live chicks in my place! 763 00:44:58,086 --> 00:44:59,871 This is the party event of the season! 764 00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:01,916 Yes! 765 00:45:04,049 --> 00:45:06,704 Hi, Wanda. You look real sharp. 766 00:45:06,791 --> 00:45:09,315 Don't bother me. Did my friends get here? 767 00:45:09,402 --> 00:45:12,971 Listen. You know, you don't know me very well. 768 00:45:13,058 --> 00:45:14,973 - That's the way I wanna keep-- - No, you know, we have a... 769 00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:16,975 We have a lot in common. We have a lot of the same interests. 770 00:45:17,062 --> 00:45:19,412 And we-we like the same music, right? 771 00:45:19,499 --> 00:45:22,067 A-and we like the same clothes. 772 00:45:22,154 --> 00:45:24,504 For instance, I really like that dress you're wearing. 773 00:45:24,591 --> 00:45:26,201 You don't give up, do you? 774 00:45:26,288 --> 00:45:28,203 Defeat is not in my vocabulary. 775 00:45:30,118 --> 00:45:32,730 ♪ For you ooh ♪ 776 00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:34,601 Looks like a pretty wild party, wonder what they did 777 00:45:34,688 --> 00:45:35,907 with Twiller's little brother. 778 00:45:38,910 --> 00:45:41,826 - Ha-ha-ha! - Hey! Ah, great! Yay! 779 00:45:41,913 --> 00:45:44,611 ♪ Well it's Saturday night and I just got paid ♪ 780 00:45:44,698 --> 00:45:46,831 ♪ Fool about my money don't try to save ♪ 781 00:45:46,918 --> 00:45:49,268 ♪ My heart said go go have a time ♪ 782 00:45:49,355 --> 00:45:51,574 ♪ 'Cause it's Saturday night and I'm feelin' fine ♪ 783 00:45:51,661 --> 00:45:54,099 ♪ I'm gonna rock it up ♪ 784 00:45:54,186 --> 00:45:56,536 ♪ I'm gonna rip it up ♪ 785 00:45:56,623 --> 00:45:59,757 ♪ I'm gonna shake it up gonna ball it up ♪ 786 00:45:59,844 --> 00:46:01,584 Go, baby, go! 787 00:46:01,671 --> 00:46:06,067 ♪ I'm gonna rock it up and ball tonight ow ♪ 788 00:46:12,857 --> 00:46:14,423 Bad. 789 00:46:21,343 --> 00:46:24,216 ♪ Well it's Saturday night and I just got paid ♪ 790 00:46:24,303 --> 00:46:26,522 ♪ Fool about my money don't try to save ♪ 791 00:46:26,609 --> 00:46:29,221 ♪ My heart said go go have a time 'cause.. ♪ 792 00:46:29,308 --> 00:46:33,094 - Oh! - 'Oh, no!' 793 00:46:33,181 --> 00:46:36,315 - Looking good, baby. - Right through to the studs. 794 00:46:36,402 --> 00:46:39,274 'Yeah, look at the electric wiring by his ear.' 795 00:46:39,361 --> 00:46:40,928 - Let's go. Good. - I got him. 796 00:46:41,015 --> 00:46:42,930 Crutch, I don't feel good. 797 00:46:43,017 --> 00:46:44,497 You okay, Spider? 798 00:46:44,584 --> 00:46:46,368 - Oh... - You're okay. 799 00:46:49,415 --> 00:46:51,417 Well, we gotta tie him up before he burns the place down. 800 00:46:51,504 --> 00:46:54,333 We can't tie him up, he's our pal. 801 00:46:54,420 --> 00:46:55,595 'We can roll him up in the rug.' 802 00:46:55,682 --> 00:46:56,857 Good idea. 803 00:46:58,467 --> 00:46:59,817 Hey. 804 00:47:01,514 --> 00:47:03,472 What's he doing with a cap pistol? 805 00:47:03,559 --> 00:47:05,823 - Image. - Oh. Right. 806 00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:07,737 - Ready? - Roll. 807 00:47:19,532 --> 00:47:20,794 - You got him? Good. - Yeah. 808 00:47:22,883 --> 00:47:25,103 That's it, I got him. There you.. Ah... 809 00:47:25,190 --> 00:47:27,540 - Uh... - That's good. 810 00:47:27,627 --> 00:47:28,715 - Yeah. - He's out of the way. 811 00:47:28,802 --> 00:47:30,456 But he can still enjoy himself. 812 00:47:30,543 --> 00:47:32,371 Here, fall in love. 813 00:47:33,589 --> 00:47:35,765 I hope you die. 814 00:47:36,897 --> 00:47:39,552 Hey, Peanut. She's very cute. 815 00:47:39,639 --> 00:47:41,728 ♪ Sincerely ♪ 816 00:47:41,815 --> 00:47:43,599 I'm in the game now. 817 00:47:45,123 --> 00:47:48,082 A full-fledged member. 818 00:47:48,169 --> 00:47:49,562 That's cool. 819 00:47:49,649 --> 00:47:53,566 ♪ 'Cause I love you so dearly ♪ 820 00:47:55,481 --> 00:47:57,918 I'm going through a difficult change in life. 821 00:48:01,182 --> 00:48:03,402 ♪ Ba-doh ba-doh ♪ 822 00:48:03,489 --> 00:48:07,972 ♪ Sincerely ♪ 823 00:48:08,059 --> 00:48:12,628 ♪ Oh you know how I ♪ 824 00:48:12,715 --> 00:48:16,241 - Hi. - Hi, Jack. 825 00:48:16,328 --> 00:48:18,330 - You have wild parties. - 'Gina, over here.' 826 00:48:18,417 --> 00:48:20,636 You have beautiful eyes. 827 00:48:20,723 --> 00:48:22,769 Are you drunk? 828 00:48:22,856 --> 00:48:23,813 Yeah. 829 00:48:25,206 --> 00:48:26,512 You wanna dance? 830 00:48:28,949 --> 00:48:34,563 ♪ Lord won't you tell me why ♪ 831 00:48:34,650 --> 00:48:37,915 ♪ I love that girlie.. ♪ 832 00:48:38,002 --> 00:48:40,091 You know, I knew there was a reason for this party. 833 00:48:40,178 --> 00:48:41,570 Oh, and what is it? 834 00:48:42,745 --> 00:48:44,660 You. 835 00:48:44,747 --> 00:48:47,272 I caught a glimpse of my future. 836 00:48:47,359 --> 00:48:49,622 Well, you should have a crystal ball and a turban. 837 00:48:51,537 --> 00:48:52,625 Know all, tell all. 838 00:48:52,712 --> 00:48:54,148 ♪ Sincerely ♪ 839 00:48:54,235 --> 00:48:56,368 The future is revealed. 840 00:48:56,455 --> 00:49:00,938 ♪ Oh you know how I love you ♪ 841 00:49:01,025 --> 00:49:02,548 You know, if Angelo comes and catches us-- 842 00:49:02,635 --> 00:49:03,766 Hey! 843 00:49:03,853 --> 00:49:05,551 ♪ Do anything for you ♪ 844 00:49:05,638 --> 00:49:08,467 You let me worry about Angelo. 845 00:49:08,554 --> 00:49:12,166 ♪ Please say you'll be mine ♪ 846 00:49:12,253 --> 00:49:16,344 ♪ Ba-doh ba-doh ba-doh ♪ 847 00:49:16,431 --> 00:49:22,481 ♪ Oh Lord won't you tell me why ♪ 848 00:49:22,568 --> 00:49:27,442 ♪ I love that girlie so ♪ 849 00:49:27,529 --> 00:49:29,444 Do you have a pencil in your pocket? 850 00:49:29,531 --> 00:49:32,317 ♪ She doesn't want me ♪ 851 00:49:32,404 --> 00:49:34,188 Uh, yeah. 852 00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:36,538 Yeah. 853 00:49:36,625 --> 00:49:39,933 ♪ Never let her go ♪ 854 00:49:40,020 --> 00:49:42,936 ♪ Sincerely ♪ 855 00:49:43,023 --> 00:49:46,026 ♪ Ba-doh ♪ Oh you know ♪ 856 00:49:46,113 --> 00:49:49,508 - Look at us. - I am. 857 00:49:49,595 --> 00:49:53,555 ♪ I'll do anything for you ♪ 858 00:49:55,470 --> 00:49:59,083 ♪ Please say you'll be mine ♪ 859 00:49:59,170 --> 00:50:00,736 Twiller. 860 00:50:00,823 --> 00:50:02,912 - Upstairs. Looting. - What? 861 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,567 Pillage. Your mother's underwear is involved. 862 00:50:05,654 --> 00:50:07,961 Excuse me. 863 00:50:08,048 --> 00:50:11,051 ♪ Oo-eee oo-eee-oo ooi-ooi-ooo ♪ 864 00:50:11,138 --> 00:50:13,097 - 'Hey, where you going, Floyd?' - 'Hey, what's the big deal?' 865 00:50:13,184 --> 00:50:15,360 - Uh... - Ugh! 866 00:50:19,103 --> 00:50:22,149 Uh. Excuse me, what are you doing? 867 00:50:22,236 --> 00:50:24,934 Relax. We're just having a little fashion show here. 868 00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:26,501 Give me that. 869 00:50:26,588 --> 00:50:28,025 'Are these pearls real?' 870 00:50:29,722 --> 00:50:32,029 I want you two girls out of here. 871 00:50:32,768 --> 00:50:33,987 Back off. 872 00:50:35,684 --> 00:50:38,513 ♪ I need your love so badly ♪ 873 00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,515 No, you back off. 874 00:50:40,602 --> 00:50:43,692 Whoa, calm down. Wait a minute, don't do anything weird. 875 00:50:43,779 --> 00:50:46,173 - I'll shoot you. - Relax, I'm taking it off. 876 00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:49,655 Look, there's nothing, and I'm sorry.. Jeez... 877 00:50:49,742 --> 00:50:51,961 That was great! That was... 878 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:55,008 You took complete control of the situation. 879 00:50:55,095 --> 00:50:57,184 Whoa. Wait a second. 880 00:50:57,271 --> 00:51:00,492 I just pointed a gun at Angelo's sister. 881 00:51:00,579 --> 00:51:02,407 He, he's not gonna know that this, this is a 882 00:51:02,494 --> 00:51:04,539 this is a cap gun, Floyd, he's gonna pound my head 883 00:51:04,626 --> 00:51:05,888 into pepperoni. 884 00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:08,674 To hell with him. 885 00:51:10,371 --> 00:51:11,633 Uh... 886 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:14,071 Okay. To hell with him. 887 00:51:14,158 --> 00:51:15,550 - To hell with him. - To hell with him. 888 00:51:15,637 --> 00:51:19,337 ♪ I love you so and I want you to know ♪ 889 00:51:19,424 --> 00:51:22,427 ♪ I need your love so badly ♪ 890 00:51:31,914 --> 00:51:32,915 Uh... 891 00:51:35,353 --> 00:51:39,096 Smooth. Very smooth. 892 00:51:39,183 --> 00:51:42,490 - Everybody clear. - 'Hey, Twiller's got a gun.' 893 00:51:42,577 --> 00:51:44,927 Stand back. Clear. 894 00:51:45,014 --> 00:51:47,582 Twiller? Don't shoot that. 895 00:51:47,669 --> 00:51:49,149 'It's not a cap gun.' 896 00:51:49,236 --> 00:51:50,672 - Yeah, right. - 'It's dangerous.' 897 00:51:52,805 --> 00:51:57,114 Converted chambers, I put real bullets in it, you asshole. 898 00:51:57,201 --> 00:51:59,159 - Give me that-- - You're crazy. 899 00:51:59,246 --> 00:52:01,205 - He's kinda cool, no? - Yeah, too cool. 900 00:52:01,292 --> 00:52:02,554 Let's get out of here. 901 00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:06,166 I left my sweater upstairs! 902 00:52:07,385 --> 00:52:09,387 Hey, Crutch. 903 00:52:09,474 --> 00:52:11,780 Bye. Take care. 904 00:52:15,915 --> 00:52:18,439 I don't know, Crutch. 905 00:52:18,526 --> 00:52:21,877 I think I'm finally starting to get it together at last. 906 00:52:21,964 --> 00:52:23,183 Definitely. 907 00:52:23,270 --> 00:52:26,317 ♪ You so and I want you to know ♪ 908 00:52:26,404 --> 00:52:29,276 ♪ I need your love so badly ♪ 909 00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:39,068 You say Floyd stumbled and his head went through the wall? 910 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,984 Yeah, uh, yea... 911 00:52:42,071 --> 00:52:43,508 We were, you know, playing canasta 912 00:52:43,595 --> 00:52:46,250 and, and, uh, he-he tripped over the carpet 913 00:52:46,337 --> 00:52:49,340 and put his head right through the wall. 914 00:52:49,427 --> 00:52:53,039 - Hm. This is very strange. - Yeah. 915 00:52:53,126 --> 00:52:55,607 - Sounds very unlikely. - Yeah, uh... 916 00:52:55,694 --> 00:52:57,478 It was a surprise to me, too, mom. 917 00:53:00,786 --> 00:53:04,790 And the couch? Jack? 918 00:53:04,877 --> 00:53:08,881 Something very odd went on in this house while we were gone. 919 00:53:08,968 --> 00:53:11,623 All of my jewelry and underclothes 920 00:53:11,710 --> 00:53:13,277 have been rearranged. 921 00:53:13,364 --> 00:53:14,974 Could have been a panty raid, mom. 922 00:53:15,061 --> 00:53:18,499 My panties are not in the habit of being raided. 923 00:53:18,586 --> 00:53:21,372 You are trash and your friends are trash. 924 00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:23,504 And, Jack 925 00:53:23,591 --> 00:53:26,507 if you do not get into some college 926 00:53:26,594 --> 00:53:29,554 I don't even care which one anymore... 927 00:53:30,816 --> 00:53:32,861 ...you are not my son. 928 00:53:34,123 --> 00:53:36,517 Oh. Then whose son am I? 929 00:53:36,604 --> 00:53:39,781 Mr. Smart Alex. 930 00:53:41,827 --> 00:53:42,915 Hm... 931 00:53:44,525 --> 00:53:48,050 Twiller, I read your career folio. 932 00:53:49,530 --> 00:53:52,098 It doesn't seem realistic. 933 00:53:52,185 --> 00:53:53,665 Sir? 934 00:53:53,752 --> 00:53:57,669 Your career folio isn't grounded in reality. 935 00:53:57,756 --> 00:54:02,108 Now, these folios of your fellow classmates are realistic. 936 00:54:02,195 --> 00:54:05,329 They're based on what I like to call the facts of life. 937 00:54:05,416 --> 00:54:07,548 Facts of life, my boy. 938 00:54:07,635 --> 00:54:10,116 The facts of life. 939 00:54:10,203 --> 00:54:12,901 Now, what would you say to a job in the button mill? 940 00:54:14,947 --> 00:54:16,470 Uh, well, my, you know, my parents 941 00:54:16,557 --> 00:54:18,255 want me to go to college, sir. 942 00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:22,694 With your grades, they'll have to build you one. 943 00:54:22,781 --> 00:54:26,524 Unless, of course, you have any other ideas. 944 00:54:26,611 --> 00:54:28,743 Uh, well, I-I like to write. 945 00:54:28,830 --> 00:54:32,312 You know, uh, I got a vivid imagination. 946 00:54:32,399 --> 00:54:36,751 Twiller, you're what I like to call a daydreamer. 947 00:54:36,838 --> 00:54:40,364 In my experience, daydreamers don't go anywhere. 948 00:54:40,451 --> 00:54:42,670 Yeah, well, I can't believe that, sir. 949 00:54:42,757 --> 00:54:47,414 Twiller, I couldn't even get you into bird-grooming school. 950 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:50,461 - Bird-grooming school? - Yeah. 951 00:54:50,548 --> 00:54:52,419 Probably canary, stuff like that. 952 00:54:53,464 --> 00:54:54,726 Uh, you ask anybody yet? 953 00:54:54,813 --> 00:54:56,162 You think I put off something that important 954 00:54:56,249 --> 00:54:58,033 my own senior prom? 955 00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,818 Twenty-five definite turndowns. 956 00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:00,862 You know, I think Lily's really starting 957 00:55:00,949 --> 00:55:01,994 to like me, I'm gonna ask her. 958 00:55:02,081 --> 00:55:04,866 Too late, she's going with Angelo. 959 00:55:04,953 --> 00:55:07,652 - Are you sure? - That's what Wanda told me. 960 00:55:07,739 --> 00:55:09,654 No, are-are you absolutely sure? 961 00:55:10,524 --> 00:55:13,484 Yeah. I'm sorry. 962 00:55:13,571 --> 00:55:15,312 Hey, let's fall by the fairgrounds on Saturday 963 00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:17,618 we might pick up some student nurses or something. 964 00:55:17,705 --> 00:55:21,143 Yeah. Yeah, maybe the bearded lady's not doing anything. 965 00:55:33,199 --> 00:55:34,809 'Ice cream! Ice cream!' 966 00:55:37,638 --> 00:55:39,640 - 'Yeah, let's go.' - 'Get your ice cream.' 967 00:55:41,773 --> 00:55:44,819 Should be a deeply-moving performance. 968 00:55:44,906 --> 00:55:47,605 It's time for your higher education, Peanut. 969 00:55:47,692 --> 00:55:49,563 'Alright, fellas, enjoy the show. Go ahead in.' 970 00:55:49,650 --> 00:55:51,739 Step right up, gentlemen, next show starts in a few minutes. 971 00:55:51,826 --> 00:55:55,352 Uh, yeah, um, can I just one ticket? Right there. 972 00:55:55,439 --> 00:55:59,573 - How old is this guy? - Oh, uh, he's my uncle. 973 00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:01,053 Uh, they're all short on their side of the family. 974 00:56:01,140 --> 00:56:03,925 Yeah. Go ahead. 975 00:56:04,012 --> 00:56:05,144 Alright, gentlemen, step right up 976 00:56:05,231 --> 00:56:07,189 and see the lovely Honey Moon. 977 00:56:07,276 --> 00:56:09,670 'Next show's in just a few minutes.' 978 00:56:09,757 --> 00:56:11,063 'Whether you're young, whether you're old' 979 00:56:11,150 --> 00:56:12,369 'she'll make you feel the same way.' 980 00:56:12,456 --> 00:56:13,848 'Step right up, don't be afraid.' 981 00:56:13,935 --> 00:56:16,808 'The next show is in just a few minutes.' 982 00:56:16,895 --> 00:56:18,766 'Come on, step right up here.' 983 00:56:23,249 --> 00:56:24,424 There's Wanda. 984 00:56:26,078 --> 00:56:27,906 I'm gonna try to win her a Shmoo. 985 00:56:27,993 --> 00:56:29,908 Take care of yourself. 986 00:56:29,995 --> 00:56:31,431 - 'Good luck.' - Thanks! 987 00:56:34,608 --> 00:56:36,654 - Hi. - Hi. 988 00:56:36,741 --> 00:56:38,743 Um, five rings, please. 989 00:57:03,724 --> 00:57:04,682 Take it off. 990 00:57:15,823 --> 00:57:17,216 Tell your fortune, mister? 991 00:57:18,522 --> 00:57:20,828 - Nah. - Hot sex, one dollar. 992 00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:40,935 Wanda didn't want my Shmoo. 993 00:57:41,022 --> 00:57:42,459 But I got something else going. 994 00:57:42,546 --> 00:57:44,591 Um, can I have, uh extra onions on that? 995 00:57:44,678 --> 00:57:46,027 Crutch, the weirdest thing just happened to me. 996 00:57:46,114 --> 00:57:50,075 This, this girl offered me hot sex for a dollar. 997 00:57:50,162 --> 00:57:51,859 Why didn't you come and get me? 998 00:57:51,946 --> 00:57:53,905 Crutch, she was just, like, nine years old. 999 00:57:53,992 --> 00:57:56,473 So what? My Cocker Spaniel's only five. 1000 00:57:58,344 --> 00:58:00,085 Gina's over there. She asked about you. 1001 00:58:00,172 --> 00:58:02,957 - I think she's interested. - 'Yeah?' 1002 00:58:03,044 --> 00:58:05,133 Yeah, ever since you took that shot at her. 1003 00:58:36,730 --> 00:58:37,949 Hey, hotshot. 1004 00:58:39,298 --> 00:58:40,908 So where is your pistol? 1005 00:58:43,171 --> 00:58:44,825 Got anymore wild parties planned? 1006 00:58:47,567 --> 00:58:49,264 What have you been drinking? 1007 00:58:49,351 --> 00:58:52,703 Mouth wash. 1008 00:58:52,790 --> 00:58:54,443 Uh, you're a pretty far-out guy, you know that? 1009 00:58:54,531 --> 00:58:56,228 Ahem! 1010 00:58:56,315 --> 00:58:58,491 'Last chance, folks. Closing up.' 1011 00:59:00,972 --> 00:59:03,496 'Take your souvenir. One last shot.' 1012 00:59:23,821 --> 00:59:25,300 'Tough night tonight, huh? Tomorrow's another day.' 1013 00:59:25,387 --> 00:59:27,651 Okay, Maury. See you, Manana. 1014 00:59:31,785 --> 00:59:34,005 Show is over. Go on home. 1015 00:59:36,355 --> 00:59:40,577 What are you looking at? 1016 00:59:40,664 --> 00:59:42,709 You're not like women from around here. 1017 00:59:42,796 --> 00:59:45,538 That's for damn sure. 1018 00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:49,716 Do you think... I could have your autograph? 1019 00:59:49,803 --> 00:59:52,676 It's not usually my autograph guys ask me for. 1020 00:59:55,809 --> 00:59:58,116 - Ms. Moon. - Mm-hmm? 1021 00:59:58,203 --> 01:00:00,771 I feel feverish 1022 01:00:00,858 --> 01:00:03,948 and disoriented. 1023 01:00:04,035 --> 01:00:05,471 Those are the symptoms, aren't they? 1024 01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:08,561 Hey... 1025 01:00:12,217 --> 01:00:15,699 You're gonna be some heart-breaker when you grow up. 1026 01:00:36,545 --> 01:00:39,374 I don't think I can handle this, Crutch. 1027 01:00:39,461 --> 01:00:41,550 Go on! Give her the horn. 1028 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:45,424 She showed interest, didn't she? Seize the moment. 1029 01:00:45,511 --> 01:00:48,296 No, uh, I'm no good on the phone with girls. 1030 01:00:48,383 --> 01:00:50,255 Alright, look, I'll, I'll get you started. 1031 01:00:58,089 --> 01:01:00,047 "Hi, Gina, this is Jack." 1032 01:01:00,134 --> 01:01:01,440 Sounds great. 1033 01:01:12,494 --> 01:01:13,800 Hi, Gina, this is Jack. 1034 01:01:13,887 --> 01:01:16,107 - Hi, Gina, this is Jack. - Perfect. 1035 01:01:16,194 --> 01:01:18,065 Hi, Gina, this is Jack. Hi, Gina, this is Jack. 1036 01:01:20,633 --> 01:01:22,940 - Hello. - Hi Jack, this is Gina. 1037 01:01:23,027 --> 01:01:24,637 Go fuck yourself. 1038 01:01:28,423 --> 01:01:30,904 Angelo just, uh, hung up on me. 1039 01:01:30,991 --> 01:01:32,645 We're not taking that crap from him. 1040 01:01:32,732 --> 01:01:34,560 'We've got a prepared speech here.' 1041 01:01:43,177 --> 01:01:44,962 Alright, if Angelo answers the door 1042 01:01:45,049 --> 01:01:47,355 don't take any shit from him, okay? 1043 01:01:47,442 --> 01:01:49,836 Tell him you're selling magazine subscriptions. 1044 01:01:49,923 --> 01:01:51,838 Okay, and-and, if he hangs me upside down over the railing... 1045 01:01:51,925 --> 01:01:53,753 - You know what to do, right? - Right. 1046 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,233 Get your car keys if they fall out of your pocket. 1047 01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,844 Exactly. 1048 01:01:57,931 --> 01:02:00,455 Why don't you leave your car keys with me? 1049 01:02:02,893 --> 01:02:04,503 Good idea. 1050 01:02:24,001 --> 01:02:25,132 Yeah? 1051 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:29,963 Uh, Gina home? 1052 01:02:30,050 --> 01:02:31,051 No. 1053 01:02:33,053 --> 01:02:35,621 Uh, do you know when she's gonna be back? 1054 01:02:37,144 --> 01:02:39,494 Go fuck yourself. 1055 01:02:39,581 --> 01:02:42,889 Angelo! What's the matter with you? 1056 01:02:43,934 --> 01:02:45,674 Beat it out of here, idiot. 1057 01:02:52,725 --> 01:02:53,770 How you doin'? 1058 01:02:55,162 --> 01:02:56,903 Okay. 1059 01:02:56,990 --> 01:02:59,210 So what brings you up this way? 1060 01:02:59,297 --> 01:03:01,603 Um, uh, you know, I just... 1061 01:03:01,690 --> 01:03:03,475 I was just, you know, rolling by. 1062 01:03:05,651 --> 01:03:08,132 Don't mind Angelo. He's just like that sometimes. 1063 01:03:08,219 --> 01:03:10,351 Oh, yeah, sure. 1064 01:03:10,438 --> 01:03:12,571 Yeah, my-my Gaucho shirt was a little small anyway. 1065 01:03:14,007 --> 01:03:15,269 Room in there now for two Gauchos. 1066 01:03:17,402 --> 01:03:19,534 Angelo thinks he's a hero or somethin'. 1067 01:03:20,971 --> 01:03:23,016 That your convertible out there? 1068 01:03:23,103 --> 01:03:24,975 Uh, yeah. 1069 01:03:26,585 --> 01:03:27,804 'Interesting.' 1070 01:03:31,111 --> 01:03:32,243 Do you wanna go to the prom? 1071 01:03:34,549 --> 01:03:35,855 It's only three days away, that doesn't 1072 01:03:35,942 --> 01:03:38,553 give me much time, you know? 1073 01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,251 You're-you're right. Um, I-I don't know. 1074 01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:42,557 I must have written down the days wrong or somethin'. 1075 01:03:44,777 --> 01:03:46,126 Do you wanna go? 1076 01:03:47,519 --> 01:03:49,521 You send me a corsage or do I buy one? 1077 01:03:49,608 --> 01:03:51,262 Oh, I buy one. Uh... 1078 01:03:51,349 --> 01:03:53,568 I mean, um, you know, that's-that's, you know 1079 01:03:53,655 --> 01:03:54,831 that's what I heard the guy... 1080 01:03:54,918 --> 01:03:57,964 The guys usually buy the corsages. Um... 1081 01:03:58,051 --> 01:04:00,445 You know, but if-if-if you've heard something different, uh... 1082 01:04:00,532 --> 01:04:01,489 No. 1083 01:04:03,752 --> 01:04:06,581 - Alright. - Okay. 1084 01:04:06,668 --> 01:04:09,889 Uh, um, pick you up around 8:00? 1085 01:04:09,976 --> 01:04:12,457 Alright, cool. 1086 01:04:12,544 --> 01:04:14,415 - Okay. - Um, hey.. Uh... 1087 01:04:14,502 --> 01:04:17,462 T-tell Angelo just lay off a little bit. He... 1088 01:04:17,549 --> 01:04:19,899 Oh, Angelo's really a pussycat. Believe me. 1089 01:04:21,466 --> 01:04:23,207 Yeah, sure. 1090 01:04:25,644 --> 01:04:28,516 See ya. Bye. 1091 01:04:29,474 --> 01:04:31,128 - Bye. - 'Bye.' 1092 01:04:35,567 --> 01:04:37,395 - I'm on. - Way to go. 1093 01:04:37,482 --> 01:04:39,049 Did you see me move in there right past Angelo? 1094 01:04:39,136 --> 01:04:40,920 After he set you back down, yeah. 1095 01:04:41,007 --> 01:04:42,879 It looked like a really smooth move. 1096 01:04:46,621 --> 01:04:48,449 Well, that's your date. Now what about me? 1097 01:04:48,536 --> 01:04:50,799 Oh, I thought you said you were working on someone. 1098 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:52,497 Mm, it's a long shot. 1099 01:05:00,853 --> 01:05:02,550 Your cummerbund, sir. 1100 01:05:05,553 --> 01:05:07,251 Your clip-on tie. 1101 01:05:10,732 --> 01:05:13,518 Your Bruce Wayne look-alike jacket. 1102 01:05:23,136 --> 01:05:24,572 Your pimple cream. 1103 01:06:10,488 --> 01:06:12,969 Yeah. Come on in. 1104 01:06:22,108 --> 01:06:24,850 Have a seat. Gina's still gettin' ready. 1105 01:06:26,591 --> 01:06:28,462 'He's crazy about you.' 1106 01:06:28,549 --> 01:06:30,464 'I can remember the first time I saw you' 1107 01:06:30,551 --> 01:06:31,900 'like it was yesterday.' 1108 01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:35,208 We had just been introduced. 1109 01:06:35,295 --> 01:06:36,383 You-you felt... 1110 01:06:39,734 --> 01:06:42,911 You're, uh, um, taking Lily to the prom, right? 1111 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:43,956 Yeah. 1112 01:06:45,610 --> 01:06:47,307 No point in picking her up yet. 1113 01:06:47,394 --> 01:06:49,440 She likes to take her time. 1114 01:06:49,527 --> 01:06:52,573 - Oh. - 'You know, I spotted..' 1115 01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:54,314 Um, how is football going? You, uh... 1116 01:06:54,401 --> 01:06:56,186 You got, uh scholarship, right? 1117 01:06:56,273 --> 01:06:58,797 Yeah. Hey, ma, what's keepin' Gina? 1118 01:06:58,884 --> 01:07:00,929 'We're coming.' 1119 01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:02,235 You in a hurry? 1120 01:07:02,322 --> 01:07:05,064 Um, no, actually. Hell, no. 1121 01:07:05,151 --> 01:07:08,850 She likes to take her time, too. They all do. 1122 01:07:09,634 --> 01:07:11,114 Yeah. 1123 01:07:11,201 --> 01:07:12,724 Uh, it's-it's okay by me. 1124 01:07:37,357 --> 01:07:40,186 She looks so beautiful! 1125 01:07:43,798 --> 01:07:46,497 Looks alright, ain't she, ma? 1126 01:07:46,584 --> 01:07:50,501 Uh, we're very happy you're taking Gina. 1127 01:07:50,588 --> 01:07:52,155 She told us all about you. 1128 01:07:52,242 --> 01:07:55,201 You know, every boy who graduates from Central High 1129 01:07:55,288 --> 01:07:57,725 has a great future ahead of him. 1130 01:07:57,812 --> 01:07:59,553 'And now a word from a distinguished' 1131 01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:01,903 'Central High graduate.' 1132 01:08:01,990 --> 01:08:03,818 Here at Mid Valley Bird-Grooming College 1133 01:08:03,905 --> 01:08:06,212 'you'll learn all the secrets of a certified bird-groomer.' 1134 01:08:06,299 --> 01:08:07,779 Enroll now and enjoy prestige 1135 01:08:07,866 --> 01:08:09,520 pride and high pay in this unusual profession. 1136 01:08:09,607 --> 01:08:11,174 'Ma, I think we gotta get going.' 1137 01:08:11,261 --> 01:08:12,914 'Yes, yes, go on, the both of you.' 1138 01:08:13,001 --> 01:08:15,308 Have a wonderful evening. 1139 01:08:16,788 --> 01:08:19,747 You both look so nice. 1140 01:08:25,318 --> 01:08:27,886 Anybody lays a hand on my sister 1141 01:08:27,973 --> 01:08:30,062 I kick his slats in. 1142 01:08:30,149 --> 01:08:31,933 Um, right. Absolutely. 1143 01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:34,022 And then I tear off his nose. 1144 01:08:36,938 --> 01:08:38,070 Yeah. 1145 01:08:43,815 --> 01:08:47,471 ♪ Hold me hold me ♪ Hold me hold me ♪ 1146 01:08:47,558 --> 01:08:49,864 ♪ Never let me go.. ♪ 1147 01:08:49,951 --> 01:08:52,563 School motto. You know what it means? 1148 01:08:52,650 --> 01:08:54,652 Yeah, something about rectums. 1149 01:08:57,959 --> 01:09:01,267 ♪ Hold me hold me ♪ Hold me hold me ♪ 1150 01:09:01,354 --> 01:09:07,795 ♪ Make me tell you I'm in love with you ♪ 1151 01:09:11,799 --> 01:09:14,976 ♪ Thrill me thrill me ♪ Thrill me thrill me ♪ 1152 01:09:15,063 --> 01:09:19,807 ♪ Walk me down the lane where shadows will be ♪ 1153 01:09:19,894 --> 01:09:22,332 ♪ Will be will be ♪ Will be ♪ 1154 01:09:22,419 --> 01:09:28,555 ♪ Hiding lovers just the same as we'll be we'll be.. ♪ 1155 01:09:28,642 --> 01:09:30,905 - You wanna dance? - Sure. 1156 01:09:30,992 --> 01:09:36,607 ♪ Tell you I love you.. ♪ 1157 01:09:38,043 --> 01:09:39,349 It's a lot of skirt. 1158 01:09:40,915 --> 01:09:43,353 Yeah, it's kind of big. 1159 01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:44,615 No, it's not. 1160 01:09:45,833 --> 01:09:47,139 It's gorgeous. 1161 01:09:48,793 --> 01:09:49,924 You're gorgeous. 1162 01:09:57,149 --> 01:09:59,369 You really know how to dance. 1163 01:09:59,456 --> 01:10:02,067 Well, you know, I-I took, I took a few lessons. 1164 01:10:02,154 --> 01:10:03,895 Yeah. 1165 01:10:03,982 --> 01:10:05,113 Hey, Crutch. 1166 01:10:09,335 --> 01:10:13,383 ♪ They told me be sensible with your new love ♪ 1167 01:10:13,470 --> 01:10:16,516 So what did you say you were gonna do after you graduate? 1168 01:10:16,603 --> 01:10:18,997 Oh, um, I don't know. Um... 1169 01:10:19,084 --> 01:10:21,129 Yeah, I can, you know, go on to work at the button mill. 1170 01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:22,827 Oh, jeez! I worked there last summer. 1171 01:10:22,914 --> 01:10:25,351 - You don't wanna go there. No. - No? Damn it! 1172 01:10:25,438 --> 01:10:28,963 My guidance counselor, he, uh, he wanted me to take it. 1173 01:10:29,050 --> 01:10:31,009 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1174 01:10:31,096 --> 01:10:32,880 Well, he doesn't know what kind of guy you are. 1175 01:10:32,967 --> 01:10:35,100 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1176 01:10:35,187 --> 01:10:36,580 What kind of guy is that? 1177 01:10:38,016 --> 01:10:40,540 I don't know. 1178 01:10:40,627 --> 01:10:42,673 Kind of original. 1179 01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:44,022 Kind of unique. 1180 01:10:45,197 --> 01:10:47,895 ♪ Miss me miss me ♪ 1181 01:10:47,982 --> 01:10:52,378 ♪ If we ever say adieu so kiss me ♪ 1182 01:10:52,465 --> 01:10:54,554 ♪ Kiss me kiss me ♪ Kiss me ♪ 1183 01:10:54,641 --> 01:10:58,341 ♪ Never never never ♪ 1184 01:10:58,428 --> 01:11:04,738 ♪ Let me go ♪ 1185 01:11:08,089 --> 01:11:09,656 ♪ See you later alligator ♪ 1186 01:11:11,832 --> 01:11:16,881 ♪ Well I saw my baby walkin' with another man today ♪ 1187 01:11:16,968 --> 01:11:21,886 ♪ Well I saw my baby walkin' with another man today ♪ 1188 01:11:21,973 --> 01:11:24,323 ♪ Well I asked her what's the matter ♪ 1189 01:11:24,410 --> 01:11:26,978 ♪ This is what I heard her say ♪ 1190 01:11:27,065 --> 01:11:31,852 ♪ See you later alligator after a while crocodile ♪ 1191 01:11:31,939 --> 01:11:34,377 ♪ See you later alligator ♪ 1192 01:11:34,464 --> 01:11:36,944 ♪ After a while crocodile ♪ 1193 01:11:37,031 --> 01:11:38,206 ♪ Can't you see you're in my way? ♪ 1194 01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:39,817 Ms. Stuck-Up. 1195 01:11:39,904 --> 01:11:42,907 She acts like she gets whatever she wants. 1196 01:11:42,994 --> 01:11:44,996 She even thinks she's gonna become a lawyer or somethin'. 1197 01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:46,432 ♪ Made me lose my head.. ♪ 1198 01:11:46,519 --> 01:11:48,304 Ah, she can have what she wants. 1199 01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:53,004 - Wanna dance? - Yeah. 1200 01:11:54,701 --> 01:11:56,921 ♪ Reminded her of what she said ♪ 1201 01:11:57,008 --> 01:11:59,576 ♪ See you later alligator ♪ 1202 01:11:59,663 --> 01:12:02,013 ♪ After a while crocodile ♪ 1203 01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:04,494 ♪ See you later alligator ♪ 1204 01:12:04,581 --> 01:12:07,018 ♪ After a while crocodile ♪ 1205 01:12:07,105 --> 01:12:09,499 ♪ Well can't you see you're in my way now? ♪ 1206 01:12:09,586 --> 01:12:12,066 ♪ Well can't you see you cramp my style? ♪ 1207 01:12:26,646 --> 01:12:29,127 ♪ She said I'm sorry pretty daddy ♪ 1208 01:12:29,214 --> 01:12:31,564 ♪ You know my love is just for you ♪ 1209 01:12:31,651 --> 01:12:34,045 ♪ She said I'm sorry pretty daddy ♪ 1210 01:12:34,132 --> 01:12:36,526 ♪ You know my love is just for you ♪ 1211 01:12:36,613 --> 01:12:39,006 ♪ Won't you say that you forgive me? ♪ 1212 01:12:39,093 --> 01:12:41,487 ♪ And say your love for me is true ♪ 1213 01:12:41,574 --> 01:12:44,055 ♪ I said wait a minute 'gator ♪ 1214 01:12:44,142 --> 01:12:46,405 ♪ You know you mean it just for play ♪ 1215 01:12:46,492 --> 01:12:49,016 ♪ I said wait a minute 'gator ♪ 1216 01:12:49,103 --> 01:12:51,497 ♪ I know you mean it just for play ♪ 1217 01:12:51,584 --> 01:12:54,108 ♪ Don't you know you really hurt me? ♪ 1218 01:12:54,195 --> 01:12:55,762 ♪ And this is what I have to say ♪ 1219 01:13:08,906 --> 01:13:14,651 ♪ It's a time for joy a time for tears ♪ 1220 01:13:14,738 --> 01:13:21,309 ♪ A time we'll treasure through the years ♪ 1221 01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:24,269 ♪ We'll remember always ♪ 1222 01:13:24,356 --> 01:13:27,141 I guess tonight it all comes to an end, huh? 1223 01:13:27,228 --> 01:13:30,057 I mean, I get my diploma. 1224 01:13:30,144 --> 01:13:31,319 I can walk straight out into the world 1225 01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:34,714 and get a job at Carvel, peeling bananas. 1226 01:13:34,801 --> 01:13:37,238 No, you'll find somethin'. 1227 01:13:37,325 --> 01:13:39,545 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1228 01:13:39,632 --> 01:13:41,504 You're right, I mean, there's gotta be a college out there 1229 01:13:41,591 --> 01:13:44,811 that, that's looking for a guy with a vivid imagination. 1230 01:13:47,988 --> 01:13:50,295 Yeah. Meanwhile, I... 1231 01:13:51,644 --> 01:13:54,908 I got my wheels, I got my buddies. 1232 01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:59,173 I've got, um... 1233 01:14:09,923 --> 01:14:11,490 You don't have to be home yet or anything, do you? 1234 01:14:11,577 --> 01:14:14,058 No, my mom knows a prom date lasts all night. 1235 01:14:14,145 --> 01:14:17,148 Oh, I thought maybe we'd drive by the Lookout 1236 01:14:17,235 --> 01:14:18,802 and check out the situation. 1237 01:14:21,239 --> 01:14:23,937 Yeah. We can see real good from up there. 1238 01:14:24,024 --> 01:14:25,939 Oh, yeah. 1239 01:14:26,026 --> 01:14:27,288 You can see the whole city, like-- 1240 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:28,812 Right, right. It's a hell of a view. 1241 01:14:28,899 --> 01:14:29,900 Yeah. 1242 01:14:32,293 --> 01:14:33,469 What the hell? 1243 01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:47,352 - What's wrong? - The lights. 1244 01:14:47,439 --> 01:14:49,615 - I saw. - Like that. 1245 01:14:49,702 --> 01:14:52,575 I better check this out. 1246 01:15:01,932 --> 01:15:05,065 Why are you doing this to me? 1247 01:15:05,152 --> 01:15:06,589 It's my big night. 1248 01:15:09,374 --> 01:15:10,810 Ah. 1249 01:15:10,897 --> 01:15:11,811 Ow! 1250 01:15:17,687 --> 01:15:19,558 This is the headlight wire right here, ain't it? 1251 01:15:21,386 --> 01:15:22,648 Uh, yeah. 1252 01:15:22,735 --> 01:15:25,738 This wire is all rusted through. 1253 01:15:25,825 --> 01:15:28,654 Oh, well, it-it was underwater for a while. 1254 01:15:36,140 --> 01:15:37,620 You're fucked, pal. 1255 01:15:39,099 --> 01:15:40,318 I'll tell you what? 1256 01:15:40,405 --> 01:15:42,755 I'll drive, you shine the flashlight. 1257 01:15:42,842 --> 01:15:43,756 Okay. 1258 01:15:53,636 --> 01:15:55,246 - Ah. - Heh-heh. 1259 01:15:56,377 --> 01:15:57,335 Alright! 1260 01:16:07,171 --> 01:16:08,825 This is no big deal. 1261 01:16:08,912 --> 01:16:11,001 I mean, anyone can drive with the lights on, right? 1262 01:16:11,088 --> 01:16:12,698 Right. 1263 01:16:12,785 --> 01:16:14,744 We'll just stay right in the middle. 1264 01:16:19,052 --> 01:16:21,228 Hey! Hey, slow down! 1265 01:16:23,143 --> 01:16:24,536 Hey, he can't see us, Jack. 1266 01:16:24,623 --> 01:16:26,799 - Hey, stupid, slow down! - Hey, get down! 1267 01:16:36,113 --> 01:16:38,594 - Ain't this somethin'? - We'll make it. 1268 01:16:38,681 --> 01:16:41,074 Alright. Let's go! 1269 01:16:45,818 --> 01:16:48,778 This is a real kick. I love it! 1270 01:16:48,865 --> 01:16:51,781 Yeah, the unforgettable touch. 1271 01:16:51,868 --> 01:16:53,391 You know, I'm not nervous anymore. 1272 01:16:53,478 --> 01:16:56,002 The prom made me nervous. 1273 01:16:56,089 --> 01:16:57,264 'Could you tell?' 1274 01:17:00,485 --> 01:17:02,966 Yeah, I was kind of nervous, too. 1275 01:17:03,053 --> 01:17:03,967 Yeah? 1276 01:17:05,708 --> 01:17:07,013 Oh, yeah. 1277 01:17:09,102 --> 01:17:11,409 Now it's just the two of us against the odds, right? 1278 01:17:12,540 --> 01:17:13,498 Right. 1279 01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:15,761 Yeah. 1280 01:18:02,025 --> 01:18:03,809 ♪ What can I do.. ♪ 1281 01:18:06,856 --> 01:18:09,467 So what are you, uh, gonna do for the summer, Gina? 1282 01:18:09,554 --> 01:18:12,209 Oh. I'm workin' at Luna Pizza. 1283 01:18:12,296 --> 01:18:14,124 - Luna Pizza? - 'Yeah.' 1284 01:18:14,211 --> 01:18:18,432 Um, uh, that-that's a really 1285 01:18:18,519 --> 01:18:19,956 uh, good crust. 1286 01:18:20,043 --> 01:18:24,874 Um, very, uh, crisp, actually. 1287 01:18:24,961 --> 01:18:26,702 Yeah. 1288 01:18:30,270 --> 01:18:34,318 ♪ Your dry eye oh oh oh.. ♪ 1289 01:18:34,405 --> 01:18:36,015 God! Look at the moon. 1290 01:18:37,582 --> 01:18:39,932 It's beautiful, ain't it? 1291 01:18:40,019 --> 01:18:40,933 Yeah. 1292 01:18:43,066 --> 01:18:45,590 I'm-I'm glad we could see it, you know? 1293 01:18:45,677 --> 01:18:47,244 Just gotta remember it. 1294 01:18:47,331 --> 01:18:50,290 Yeah, to kind of, like, look back on. 1295 01:18:50,377 --> 01:18:51,814 Yeah, a souvenir-like. 1296 01:18:51,901 --> 01:18:54,251 Yeah, souvenir. 1297 01:18:58,429 --> 01:19:01,824 ♪ Oh oh how will it feel? ♪ 1298 01:19:05,349 --> 01:19:08,700 So you've been thinking about college, right? 1299 01:19:08,787 --> 01:19:11,224 Oh, yeah. I... 1300 01:19:11,311 --> 01:19:15,272 That whole college thing just gets me down. Yeah. 1301 01:19:15,359 --> 01:19:17,361 So if you could do anything you wanted 1302 01:19:17,448 --> 01:19:19,972 like, right now, what would you wanna do? 1303 01:19:21,147 --> 01:19:22,279 Anything? 1304 01:19:28,981 --> 01:19:31,027 Not, like, right this moment, I mean... 1305 01:19:31,114 --> 01:19:33,986 Maybe next week or somethin'. 1306 01:19:34,073 --> 01:19:36,249 Um, uh, wow. 1307 01:19:37,381 --> 01:19:39,252 Ah, I guess, um, you know 1308 01:19:39,339 --> 01:19:42,342 I'd like to travel or see the country. 1309 01:19:42,429 --> 01:19:45,345 Yeah. I know what you mean. 1310 01:19:45,432 --> 01:19:48,348 That's what I'd wanna do if I was graduating. 1311 01:19:48,435 --> 01:19:51,656 Yeah, but if I do 1312 01:19:51,743 --> 01:19:54,528 my mother says she's gonna hang herself in the attic. 1313 01:19:54,615 --> 01:19:55,791 She won't. 1314 01:19:55,878 --> 01:19:57,488 No, no, she will. 1315 01:19:58,706 --> 01:20:00,056 They never do. 1316 01:20:01,666 --> 01:20:05,191 ♪ To make you understand ♪ 1317 01:20:07,498 --> 01:20:09,326 ♪ Oh oh ♪ 1318 01:20:09,413 --> 01:20:13,460 ♪ What can I do do do do ♪ 1319 01:20:13,547 --> 01:20:16,594 ♪ Do do do do? ♪ 1320 01:20:16,681 --> 01:20:20,337 ♪ What can I do? ♪ 1321 01:20:39,138 --> 01:20:41,488 - 'Find the switch?' - 'That was a little..' 1322 01:20:44,883 --> 01:20:46,450 Hey, we've got a winner here! 1323 01:20:46,537 --> 01:20:48,191 Alright, Floyd. 1324 01:20:53,892 --> 01:20:57,461 Okay, I owe you five bucks. 1325 01:20:57,548 --> 01:21:00,507 ♪ Just hang out one.. ♪ 1326 01:21:05,469 --> 01:21:06,862 Thanks. 1327 01:21:06,949 --> 01:21:09,125 - Well... - It's about time! 1328 01:21:09,212 --> 01:21:12,128 Hey, Twiller. What took you so long, huh? 1329 01:21:12,215 --> 01:21:13,825 - Hey, how'd it go? - I just got back. 1330 01:21:13,912 --> 01:21:15,653 - I just took her, uh, home. - Yeah? 1331 01:21:15,740 --> 01:21:17,742 - Yeah. - Did you score? 1332 01:21:17,829 --> 01:21:19,657 Come on, guys, on a prom date? 1333 01:21:21,180 --> 01:21:22,747 How'd you guys do? 1334 01:21:22,834 --> 01:21:24,662 - Oh! I mean it was prom night. - Oh, yeah. 1335 01:21:24,749 --> 01:21:26,229 - 'Prom night.' - Banging all night. 1336 01:21:26,316 --> 01:21:27,883 - Four, five times. - Yeah. 1337 01:21:30,668 --> 01:21:32,888 - So wanna go for a ride? - Oh, dude! 1338 01:21:32,975 --> 01:21:35,412 - The tank is almost empty. - Hey, not anymore. 1339 01:21:36,804 --> 01:21:39,242 - Ha-ha! - Alright, let's go! 1340 01:21:39,329 --> 01:21:42,462 ♪ Come on baby let the good times roll ♪ 1341 01:21:42,549 --> 01:21:46,640 ♪ Come on baby let me thrill your soul come on baby ♪ 1342 01:21:46,727 --> 01:21:50,035 Slow down. Spider, this is a sensitive machine. 1343 01:21:50,122 --> 01:21:52,995 ♪ All night long.. ♪ 1344 01:21:53,082 --> 01:21:55,867 - Yeah, let's go! - Oh, crap! 1345 01:21:55,954 --> 01:21:58,435 - We graduated! - We're movin' on and movin' up. 1346 01:21:58,522 --> 01:22:00,567 The world's our fuckin' oyster! 1347 01:22:00,654 --> 01:22:02,613 - Whoo-hoo! - Here we go! 1348 01:22:04,702 --> 01:22:06,008 Watch out, buddy... 1349 01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:19,151 And now the future is revealed. 1350 01:22:19,238 --> 01:22:22,198 For starters, I finally landed Lily. 1351 01:22:22,285 --> 01:22:23,677 It was the night at the prom when she saw me 1352 01:22:23,764 --> 01:22:25,766 with Gina that did it. 1353 01:22:25,853 --> 01:22:29,945 Uh, we did not live happily ever after. 1354 01:22:30,032 --> 01:22:32,860 And the rest of the gang, well, Crutch, Crutch 1355 01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:34,906 God bless him, he's my lawyer. 1356 01:22:34,993 --> 01:22:38,344 An expert in all kinds of unfortunate accidents. 1357 01:22:38,431 --> 01:22:39,737 ♪ Come on baby.. ♪ 1358 01:22:39,824 --> 01:22:42,174 And Spider, Spider did, in fact 1359 01:22:42,261 --> 01:22:44,916 marry a rich old lady who's soft in the head. 1360 01:22:45,003 --> 01:22:46,657 ♪ Come on baby let the good time ♪ 1361 01:22:46,744 --> 01:22:49,399 Floyd landed just where you might guess he would 1362 01:22:49,486 --> 01:22:51,618 bedded down, so to speak. 1363 01:22:51,705 --> 01:22:55,666 Teaching poetry at a girls' school back east. 1364 01:22:55,753 --> 01:22:59,322 And Peanut, thanks to questionable influence 1365 01:22:59,409 --> 01:23:02,455 he's now producing showgirl reviews in Vegas. 1366 01:23:05,371 --> 01:23:08,418 As for me, that vivid imagination served me well 1367 01:23:08,505 --> 01:23:11,073 and I became a writer, after all. 1368 01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:13,162 And right now I think I'm ready to write 1369 01:23:13,249 --> 01:23:16,121 a hot new chapter in my own book of love. 1370 01:23:18,384 --> 01:23:19,777 See you later, alligator. 1371 01:23:19,864 --> 01:23:25,261 ♪ Baby rock me all night long ♪ 1372 01:23:25,348 --> 01:23:28,525 ♪ Come on baby let the good time roll ♪ 1373 01:23:28,612 --> 01:23:32,050 ♪ Come on baby let me thrill your soul ♪ 1374 01:23:32,137 --> 01:23:35,358 ♪ Come on baby let the good time roll ♪ 1375 01:23:35,445 --> 01:23:39,753 ♪ Roll all night long ♪ 1376 01:23:44,845 --> 01:23:48,545 ♪ I wonder wonder who ♪ Oh oh who ♪ 1377 01:23:48,632 --> 01:23:53,680 ♪ Who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 1378 01:23:53,767 --> 01:23:57,293 ♪ I wonder wonder wonder ♪ 1379 01:23:57,380 --> 01:24:02,428 ♪ Who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 1380 01:24:02,515 --> 01:24:08,913 ♪ I wonder wonder wonder who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 1381 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,263 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1382 01:24:11,350 --> 01:24:15,615 ♪ Tell me baby who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 1383 01:24:15,702 --> 01:24:19,663 ♪ I've got to know the answer Was it someone from above? ♪ 1384 01:24:19,750 --> 01:24:24,233 ♪ I love you darlin' oh you know I do ♪ 1385 01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:26,278 ♪ I've got to see this Book Of Love ♪ 1386 01:24:26,365 --> 01:24:28,106 ♪ Find out if it's true ♪ 1387 01:24:28,193 --> 01:24:31,892 ♪ I wonder wonder who oh oh who ♪ 1388 01:24:31,979 --> 01:24:37,246 ♪ Who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 1389 01:24:41,554 --> 01:24:44,209 ♪ Somebody tell me who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 1390 01:24:44,296 --> 01:24:46,037 ♪ And if you know can I take a look? ♪ 1391 01:24:46,124 --> 01:24:48,822 ♪ So I could find out what to do if love comes around ♪ 1392 01:24:48,909 --> 01:24:50,302 ♪ 'Cause I don't have a clue ♪ 1393 01:24:50,389 --> 01:24:52,087 ♪ How would I make a girl all mine? ♪ 1394 01:24:52,174 --> 01:24:54,567 ♪ Mm well let me flip through the book till I find ♪ 1395 01:24:54,654 --> 01:24:56,439 ♪ This info 'cause I need to know ♪ 1396 01:24:56,526 --> 01:24:58,310 ♪ Tell me who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 1397 01:24:58,397 --> 01:25:02,097 ♪ I wonder wonder who oh oh who ♪ 1398 01:25:02,184 --> 01:25:04,925 ♪ Who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 1399 01:25:05,012 --> 01:25:06,362 ♪ I'm gonna shock you in a minute ♪ 1400 01:25:06,449 --> 01:25:08,277 ♪ Ah come on Bo man ♪ 1401 01:25:08,364 --> 01:25:10,844 ♪ Bo you don't know diddly come on ♪ 1402 01:25:10,931 --> 01:25:12,672 ♪ I'm gonna shock you in a minute ♪ 1403 01:25:12,759 --> 01:25:14,674 ♪ Alright now you think you wrote the Book Of Love? ♪ 1404 01:25:14,761 --> 01:25:17,590 ♪ Come on prove it to me ♪ Come play that guitar man ♪ 1405 01:25:17,677 --> 01:25:19,157 ♪ I'm gonna shock you in a minute ♪ 1406 01:25:19,244 --> 01:25:21,507 ♪ Now come on you ain't shocked me yet come on ♪ 1407 01:25:21,594 --> 01:25:24,336 ♪ Play that guitar man come on ♪ 1408 01:25:24,423 --> 01:25:26,121 ♪ I'm gonna shock you in a minute ♪ 1409 01:25:26,208 --> 01:25:27,861 ♪ I hear ya ♪ 1410 01:25:27,948 --> 01:25:29,559 ♪ Gettin' busy in the place ♪ 1411 01:25:30,516 --> 01:25:31,430 ♪ Come on ♪ 1412 01:25:33,606 --> 01:25:35,521 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪ 1413 01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:44,182 ♪ I wonder who wrote this Book Of Love ♪ 1414 01:25:44,269 --> 01:25:46,402 ♪ 'Cause my whole life has been a story of ♪ 1415 01:25:46,489 --> 01:25:48,491 ♪ Relationships where hit the blues ♪ 1416 01:25:48,578 --> 01:25:50,971 ♪ Lookin' for a girl that can blow my fuse ♪ 1417 01:25:51,058 --> 01:25:52,799 ♪ So let me read a page or two ♪ 1418 01:25:52,886 --> 01:25:54,975 ♪ And if that works out I'm gonna read all the way through ♪ 1419 01:25:55,062 --> 01:25:56,803 ♪ 'Cause this info I would love to know ♪ 1420 01:25:56,890 --> 01:25:58,892 ♪ So tell me who wrote the Book Of Love? ♪ 1421 01:25:58,979 --> 01:26:02,679 ♪ I wonder wonder who oh oh who ♪ 1422 01:26:02,766 --> 01:26:06,987 ♪ Who wrote the book? ♪ I wonder wonder wonder ♪ 1423 01:26:07,074 --> 01:26:10,991 ♪ Who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 1424 01:26:12,210 --> 01:26:15,605 ♪ I wonder wonder wonder ♪ 1425 01:26:15,692 --> 01:26:18,303 ♪ Who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 1426 01:26:18,390 --> 01:26:20,784 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪ 1427 01:26:20,871 --> 01:26:26,746 ♪ I wonder wonder wonder who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 1428 01:26:26,833 --> 01:26:29,401 ♪ Don't you understand? I wrote it ♪ 1429 01:26:29,488 --> 01:26:36,060 ♪ I wonder wonder wonder who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 1430 01:26:36,147 --> 01:26:38,149 ♪ I wrote that and I say to you I wrote it ♪ 1431 01:26:38,236 --> 01:26:41,500 ♪ I wonder wonder wonder ♪ 1432 01:26:41,587 --> 01:26:46,679 ♪ Who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 1433 01:26:46,766 --> 01:26:50,205 ♪ I wonder wonder wonder ♪ 1434 01:26:50,292 --> 01:26:53,469 ♪ Who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 1435 01:26:53,556 --> 01:26:55,297 ♪ I wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 1436 01:26:55,384 --> 01:26:58,822 ♪ I wonder wonder wonder ♪ 1437 01:26:58,909 --> 01:27:02,129 ♪ Who wrote the Book Of Love ♪ 1438 01:27:02,217 --> 01:27:06,395 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ I wonder wonder wonder ♪ 1439 01:27:08,484 --> 01:27:10,225 ♪ I I wrote it man ♪ 99802

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