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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:50,020 that nice? What'd you wish for? 2 00:00:50,340 --> 00:00:54,240 Can't tell her I won't get it. Ah, well, what do you care? Because I got you 3 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:55,240 something great over there. 4 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:58,240 I'll open this one first. Yeah, go ahead, go ahead. That one's mine. 5 00:00:59,220 --> 00:01:06,180 Is that all you got 6 00:01:06,180 --> 00:01:07,180 of a magazine? 7 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:08,860 It's a three-year subscription. 8 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,660 Thank you, Mrs. Canby. 9 00:01:12,020 --> 00:01:13,020 You're welcome, honey. 10 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:17,240 Seventeen. I love it. Well, wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me see if I 11 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:18,800 love it. That's what's important. 12 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:24,360 Are you sure that she should be reading something like this here? 13 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:26,600 It's for teenagers. All my friends read it. 14 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,580 Geez, I don't know why. The whole thing is full of errors. 15 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:35,980 Lose five pounds in ten days. Oh, what a... 16 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:44,630 What do they claim? They claim you can play tennis, ride a horseback, and swim 17 00:01:44,630 --> 00:01:45,870 any day of the month. 18 00:01:47,370 --> 00:01:49,370 They ain't never seen a New York winter. 19 00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:53,310 Why don't we open another present? 20 00:01:53,770 --> 00:01:56,810 Yeah, go ahead. Go on. Open a big one over there in the coffee table. 21 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:58,050 Okay. 22 00:01:58,690 --> 00:02:03,570 Now, wait till she gets a load of this here. This is something beautiful. 23 00:02:04,170 --> 00:02:08,590 You know that this item sat on a shop in a store for over a year till somebody 24 00:02:08,590 --> 00:02:09,870 had the good taste to buy it? 25 00:02:12,850 --> 00:02:14,110 Well, well, huh? 26 00:02:15,330 --> 00:02:16,630 It's, um, it's real nice. 27 00:02:17,510 --> 00:02:20,170 Does it have a name? Well, look at it there. 28 00:02:20,570 --> 00:02:26,050 That's your top-of-the-line AFMF stereo clock alarm there, full of water and 29 00:02:26,050 --> 00:02:27,050 tree pets and clothes. 30 00:02:27,410 --> 00:02:29,550 I think they call it a salami aquarium. 31 00:02:31,170 --> 00:02:32,170 Ain't that lovely? 32 00:02:33,010 --> 00:02:34,010 It's a... 33 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,040 Rather unusual. 34 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:39,420 You can say that again. I bet none of her little friends got nothing like 35 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:40,420 this. 36 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,560 Nope. 37 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:42,980 Thank you, Aunt Uncle Isaac. 38 00:02:43,220 --> 00:02:44,220 Oh, happy birthday, Kitty. 39 00:02:44,420 --> 00:02:47,340 But wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't seen the presents yet. When that 40 00:02:47,340 --> 00:02:51,180 alarm goes off, them three little buggers swim around like crazy, but they 41 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:52,180 can't get out. 42 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:54,260 Maybe later. 43 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,120 I've still got Billy's present to open. 44 00:02:56,340 --> 00:02:58,240 Yeah, well, go ahead, go ahead. Yeah, sure, sure. 45 00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:12,810 What? What the hell is Devo? They're the hottest group in the country. 46 00:03:13,710 --> 00:03:17,130 Barney got us two tickets to their sold-out concert at Madison Square 47 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:21,450 Garden. My first concert. It's the best present I ever got. Wait a minute. Wait 48 00:03:21,450 --> 00:03:26,470 a minute. Wait a minute. Billy, you ain't taking this kid to a rock concert 49 00:03:26,470 --> 00:03:31,270 there. You can't go to that, honey. I mean, you ain't old enough for that. 50 00:03:31,630 --> 00:03:32,630 I'm old enough. 51 00:03:33,710 --> 00:03:36,490 Why can't she go? Give me one good reason. 52 00:03:36,830 --> 00:03:38,850 I'll give you two. Drugs, sex. 53 00:03:39,370 --> 00:03:40,370 And violence. 54 00:03:41,190 --> 00:03:42,710 Silly doesn't like that at all. 55 00:03:42,930 --> 00:03:44,690 Stephanie will be fine. She'll be with me. 56 00:03:44,930 --> 00:03:47,710 With you? So what? You ain't much older than her. 57 00:03:48,350 --> 00:03:49,770 You can't do this to me. 58 00:03:49,990 --> 00:03:54,930 I can't? Hey, I already done it. Listen, kid, I'd as soon send the two of you to 59 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:55,930 a prison riot. 60 00:03:56,210 --> 00:03:57,830 Now, case closed. 61 00:03:58,790 --> 00:04:00,270 I don't believe this. 62 00:04:00,630 --> 00:04:01,730 Could I say something? 63 00:04:02,030 --> 00:04:05,630 No, Mrs. Cameron, please stay out of this. You don't know nothing about this. 64 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:12,180 I think Archie's right. Listen to her. She knows what she's talking about. 65 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,840 It's a parent's decision. He's only concerned about your safety. 66 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,440 You're as bad as him. 67 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:20,160 Oh, how dare you talk to Mrs. 68 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:22,700 Canby like that, a brilliant woman like this here. 69 00:04:23,660 --> 00:04:24,660 Now, listen. 70 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:28,620 I don't want to hear no more about it. You're spoiling the whole party here. 71 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:32,220 I'm enjoying myself. Now, come on over here. Let's get back to this here. 72 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,180 Here's your point, D.K. Start cutting it. 73 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:36,020 Cut it yourself. 74 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,440 What a snotty thing to say to me. 75 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:42,640 And there she goes, flying up the stairs. 76 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:47,300 She's only a teenager one day, and she's already out of control. 77 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,700 You really don't trust me to take care of her, do you? 78 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,260 Did I say that? 79 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:54,519 Do you? 80 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:55,520 Now. 81 00:04:56,860 --> 00:04:58,160 Thank you very much. 82 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:01,760 And people wonder why kids do things behind their parents' backs. 83 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,600 What are you doing behind my back? 84 00:05:04,940 --> 00:05:08,920 I want to discuss this with you. And then she goes up the stairs, too. Why do 85 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:10,820 they always run up the stairs? 86 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:13,980 It's a hell of a party, ain't it? 87 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:16,520 I've been to better. 88 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,720 Well, I don't give a damn. 89 00:05:19,140 --> 00:05:20,140 What's right is right. 90 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,040 And it'll be all right. I'll make it up to her. 91 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:24,760 Hey, hey, I got an idea. 92 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:30,340 Why don't we on Saturday morning invite some of her little friends over here? We 93 00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:31,460 give her a little surprise party. 94 00:05:32,010 --> 00:05:35,090 It doesn't give me much time, but I'll do what I can. Ah, good, good. 95 00:05:36,230 --> 00:05:37,230 What's that? 96 00:05:38,290 --> 00:05:39,750 I'm feeding time for the fish. 97 00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:43,170 Ah, let me tell you something. 98 00:05:44,530 --> 00:05:47,230 Goldfish is the nicest pets of all. 99 00:05:48,170 --> 00:05:49,170 And you know why? 100 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:56,310 Because, for one thing, they never leave no hair around on the point. No smells 101 00:05:56,310 --> 00:05:59,310 in the rooms, no little surprises in the corners. 102 00:06:00,430 --> 00:06:05,210 And the nice thing about goldfish is that long before you get fed up with 103 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:06,210 them, they die. 104 00:06:09,430 --> 00:06:10,430 Here you are, Harry. 105 00:06:11,110 --> 00:06:12,110 Hey, Arch. 106 00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:14,370 Harry tells me you're having a party. Can I come? 107 00:06:15,190 --> 00:06:19,070 It's for kids, Barney. What do you want to do? Play pin the tail on a donkey? 108 00:06:19,430 --> 00:06:20,650 Sure, I'm good at that. 109 00:06:21,790 --> 00:06:22,830 Oh, dear me. 110 00:06:24,370 --> 00:06:26,870 Harry, did you call up that place and get me the clown? 111 00:06:27,270 --> 00:06:29,850 The party service is sending some people over here to audition. 112 00:06:30,410 --> 00:06:32,190 You're really going all out on this, aren't you? 113 00:06:32,430 --> 00:06:36,270 Well, I got it. Of course, the little kid ain't talking to me now. And it's 114 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:39,350 all your fault for helping Billy buy them concert tickets. 115 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:40,810 How much was they anyway? 116 00:06:41,450 --> 00:06:44,890 Fifteen dollars apiece. What a price for garbage. 117 00:06:45,830 --> 00:06:47,270 Did you give her back her money? 118 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:50,750 Why should I give her back the money? She never gave me back the tickets. 119 00:06:51,130 --> 00:06:53,450 Did you hear this? She never gave me back the tickets. 120 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:56,670 Well, we're going to see about this here right now. 121 00:06:58,990 --> 00:07:01,350 Are you sure she never gave you back the tickets? 122 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:04,050 Certainly I'm sure she never gave you back the tickets. 123 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:05,590 Don't jump to conclusions. 124 00:07:06,770 --> 00:07:07,870 Third ring here now. 125 00:07:09,050 --> 00:07:11,570 Four. They could be upstairs listening to music. 126 00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:15,770 Five. Well, that's where they better be. Let me tell you. Come on. You're going 127 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:17,250 to be with me. What do you want me for? 128 00:07:17,510 --> 00:07:22,610 If them two girls ain't at the house, first, you're going to be strangled by 129 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:25,530 me. And second, you're going to help me find one. 130 00:07:44,170 --> 00:07:45,170 What do you do? 131 00:07:45,610 --> 00:07:47,270 I'm looking in the closet. 132 00:07:48,310 --> 00:07:51,630 Dear little girls, they ain't umbrellas and overcoats. 133 00:07:52,770 --> 00:07:53,770 Close the door. 134 00:07:54,590 --> 00:07:57,790 Just stay here, will you? Do nothing till you hear from me. 135 00:07:58,670 --> 00:08:01,410 Let's see if they ain't upstairs here in the rooms. 136 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,270 Billy, Stephanie. 137 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:10,310 They ain't here, huh? 138 00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:15,600 They went to that time... They disobey me and they're going to be punished for 139 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:17,560 that. Where the hell are you, Barney? 140 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:20,180 I'm down here checking the cellar, Arch. 141 00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:23,160 Are they down in the cellar? 142 00:08:23,940 --> 00:08:25,760 I don't believe this. 143 00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:27,520 My God, what is it? 144 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,260 This is what it is. 145 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:32,020 I told this to you over a year ago. 146 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,799 You may have it back, Barney. 147 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:36,419 That's okay, Arch. 148 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,059 Blanche is the only one that knew how to use it. 149 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:45,210 Huh? 150 00:08:45,470 --> 00:08:47,170 What? They didn't go to the concert. 151 00:08:47,450 --> 00:08:50,950 There you go. The tickets are still here. I knew I could trust them. Sure. 152 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:53,690 The tickets ain't here. 153 00:08:54,770 --> 00:08:56,490 You can't trust them out of your sight. 154 00:08:57,670 --> 00:09:01,150 All right. You and me is going into Madison Square Garden. We're going to 155 00:09:01,150 --> 00:09:02,410 drag them two little girls home. 156 00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:06,630 How are we going to find the two of them in the midst of thousands of screaming 157 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:07,630 teenagers? 158 00:09:08,060 --> 00:09:13,760 It's right here, dummy, on the envelope. Section 8, row 15, seats 9 and 10. Come 159 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:14,900 on, come on, let's go. 160 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:26,580 What goes good with an extra-large pepperoni pizza? 161 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:28,480 Alka-Seltzer. 162 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,820 A root beer float. 163 00:09:51,699 --> 00:09:53,880 concert. Okay, park it in the pension. 164 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,300 Well, well. 165 00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:02,700 Punk rock is attracting the older crowd. 166 00:10:04,060 --> 00:10:08,100 Wait, no, no, no. Listen, we just happen to get caught up with this vicious 167 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:12,320 crowd. What do you think, we'd pay to go in there and hear that musical torture? 168 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,380 We were just there to pick up a couple of little girls. 169 00:10:18,890 --> 00:10:20,530 What were you going to do when you found him? 170 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,870 He was going to drag him home and raise hell with him. 171 00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:28,270 I appreciate your frankness. 172 00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:31,030 Benson, let's look him up in the OPM file. 173 00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:34,730 What are you talking about? Where's the OPM file? 174 00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:37,850 Old poiverts and molesters. 175 00:10:39,170 --> 00:10:41,350 You got this thing all wrong. 176 00:10:41,970 --> 00:10:45,130 The two little girls we were looking for had to be my nieces. 177 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:48,940 They're always nations. 178 00:10:49,460 --> 00:10:50,600 Will you sit down? 179 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,280 All right. 180 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:53,840 Listen up. 181 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:57,420 Now, the first thing we're going to do is call your parents. 182 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:02,640 Hey, that's nice. My mother lives in Cleveland. Area code 216. 183 00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:06,360 Barney, Barney, Barney, get over here. 184 00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:10,320 Will you stop talking? 185 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:17,030 Benson, take... Cheech and Sean there and put them in a holding cell while we 186 00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:20,030 brush it against you. Okay, Sarge. Let's go, you two. 187 00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:23,810 Now, wait a minute. A cell ain't necessary. After all, I'm a respectable 188 00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:25,930 businessman from over in the store you're in. 189 00:11:26,230 --> 00:11:27,230 Hey! 190 00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:29,770 I see you guys at the plasmatic concert. 191 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,990 Oh, no, you won't, Green Hair. 192 00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:34,390 And thank God I ain't got a daughter like you. 193 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:35,890 You couldn't, man. 194 00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:37,210 I'm a guy. 195 00:11:37,770 --> 00:11:38,970 I may throw up. 196 00:11:45,770 --> 00:11:47,530 I never thought I'd end up in a big house. 197 00:11:48,570 --> 00:11:50,810 I never thought that you had such a big mouth. 198 00:11:51,490 --> 00:11:53,490 I never said one thing wrong. 199 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,950 Please, just let me do the talking. Say nothing. 200 00:11:59,530 --> 00:12:02,010 Settle down, you two. You're going to be in here for a while. 201 00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:14,250 Those guys look 202 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,250 vicious. 203 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,840 They certainly do. 204 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:23,240 Listen, see if you can ignore them, huh? And at the same time, be friendly. 205 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:25,020 Yeah. 206 00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:27,819 Hiya, fellas. 207 00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:31,060 My name is Barney Hefner, and this is my pal Archie. 208 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,900 Barney, Barney, Barney, get back over here. 209 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,840 What you dudes in for? 210 00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:41,260 Oh, they said we tried to crash a concert. 211 00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:45,720 Yeah, yeah, that's what they said, but... So far as we're concerned, this 212 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:46,760 whole thing's a big mistake. 213 00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:48,360 Yeah, sounds familiar. 214 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,360 Oh, you guys were framed too, huh? 215 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:55,100 Oh, yeah. We was just walking through the park and they grabbed us for 216 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,100 statutory rape. 217 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,900 Some sicko. 218 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:11,360 Can you feature a man trying to rape a statue? 219 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,160 And in winter, too. 220 00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:17,940 What'd you say? 221 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:22,860 Are you talking about us? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, we were just saying 222 00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:25,780 how tragic it is that we're all in here and we're misunderstood. 223 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:31,480 Yeah, I was just saying that him and me, well, we really ought to go way over 224 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,800 there and sit down. Yeah, yeah. 225 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,760 Those men are frightening, aren't they? 226 00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:39,440 Oh, you're telling me. 227 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,880 And I think it's terrible of innocent people. 228 00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:46,050 Like us here have to be locked up for the likes of them. 229 00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:50,150 Now, why are you here? 230 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,110 They caught me making an illegal U-turn. 231 00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:56,530 Can you imagine this? 232 00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:58,950 And they locked you up for that? 233 00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:02,170 Well, my wife was riding with me. 234 00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:08,950 Oh, my God, ain't that a shame? The poor man had his wife with him. In the trunk. 235 00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:22,830 You see, you always gotta hear the end of a story. 236 00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:26,310 Where you gonna sit now, bro? 237 00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:33,830 They say I took these hands and put them around her lovely lying neck 238 00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:35,910 and screamed. 239 00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:58,520 Every time I see that movie, it gives me a funny feeling in my stomach. 240 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,340 You want another root beer float? 241 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:01,620 Okay. 242 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:06,860 Topping the local news, a riot broke out earlier tonight at Madison Square 243 00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:11,740 Garden, where hundreds of screaming Devo fans attempted to crash the sold-out 244 00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,180 concert. Their weapon? 245 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:18,420 Saliva. Good thing we didn't go. Look at that mob. 246 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,880 Although the police were outnumbered, they managed to make 38 arrests. 247 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,940 I'd better call his lawyer. 248 00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:40,140 Uncle Archie! Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. 249 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,300 Never mind the sweet talk. 250 00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:45,060 You're in big trouble, and so are you. 251 00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:48,780 Aunt, you were the one who got arrested. 252 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,040 How do you know about that? 253 00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:53,300 We saw you and Barney on TV news. 254 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:58,800 That never would have happened to me. 255 00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:02,650 If you was two, I'd have went behind my back and sneaked off to that concert. 256 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:04,910 We never went to the concert. 257 00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:06,550 Oh, now, don't lie. 258 00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:10,390 Because I found this here envelope and the tickets wasn't there. 259 00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:13,630 I sold the tickets to Molly down at the bar. 260 00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:16,730 You said that Stephanie couldn't go. 261 00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:20,090 What kind of a person do you think I am? 262 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:22,390 I wouldn't know. 263 00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:24,510 What about me? 264 00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:27,330 Don't you know me better than that? 265 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,560 Listen, you changed a lot since she come here. 266 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,040 You're a lot fresher, you know that? 267 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,120 Wearing your hair different there? 268 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,780 And skating into boys with your stockings up over your pants? 269 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:47,840 Don't blame Billy. 270 00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:51,820 He's like a big sister. I can talk to her about stuff. 271 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,220 Well, since when can't you talk to me? 272 00:16:57,180 --> 00:17:01,100 Since the time I asked you, what's menstruation? You said it was none of my 273 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,100 business. 274 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,819 Please, let's get on to a different subject. 275 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:08,540 Okay. 276 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,720 How was jail? 277 00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:15,119 I wasn't really in jail, you know. 278 00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:19,980 As soon as the police found out that they made a terrible mistake, they had 279 00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:20,980 to leave us go. 280 00:17:22,339 --> 00:17:24,200 But they didn't leave us having no dinner. 281 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,280 Nothing to eat. 282 00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:30,310 I ain't had my dinner yet. I don't see nobody worrying about dance. 283 00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:32,270 Want me to get you something? 284 00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:38,470 No, it's too late to be messing in the kitchen there. 285 00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:44,030 I'll tell you what we could do, though. We could all maybe run down to the 286 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:47,410 Burger Palace and have a little late snack. 287 00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:50,190 I'll go. 288 00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:53,670 Billy? 289 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:54,990 No, thanks. 290 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,110 Oh, well, I didn't mean to. 291 00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:09,210 All right, run upstairs and get your hat and clothes. 292 00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:23,270 Uh, uh, Billy, uh... Uh, what I was just 293 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:27,430 saying to you now, I didn't mean nothing by that. I kind of talked too soon. 294 00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:29,930 What do you say we just forget about it? 295 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,110 Archie. 296 00:18:34,910 --> 00:18:36,990 There are going to be other concerts. 297 00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:40,390 And sooner or later, you're going to have to let Stephanie go. 298 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,290 Well, what am I supposed to do? 299 00:18:43,930 --> 00:18:48,390 Stay up nights waiting for her, getting gray hairs long before my time? 300 00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:51,650 Well, isn't that what all parents do? 301 00:18:52,450 --> 00:18:54,450 Hey, I've been a parent. You ain't. 302 00:18:56,290 --> 00:19:00,430 Archie, Stephanie is going to grow up whether I'm here or not. 303 00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:16,010 I guess I'm gonna need somebody to keep reminding me. 304 00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:23,010 You know, all of a sudden I feel hungry again. Yeah? 305 00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:24,890 Hey, all right. 306 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,330 Can I have a double cheeseburger with everything on it? 307 00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:29,650 Yeah. 308 00:19:30,010 --> 00:19:31,510 You can have anything you want. 309 00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:35,730 But you gotta promise me something, and this is for life. 310 00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:39,450 What? You will never paint your hair green. 311 00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:42,350 I won't. 312 00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:43,879 Me either. 313 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,080 Oh, swell, swell. Okay, come on, come on. 314 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,800 Come on, we'll go. No, get down there before they close, huh? 315 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:51,220 There. 316 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:52,900 There. 317 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,260 Help me, will you, Lord? 25204

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