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Out on the road again. 2 00:00:02,610 --> 00:00:03,690 We are on the road. 3 00:00:04,150 --> 00:00:07,150 Robin Caruso with what we call Guy Quest. 4 00:00:07,450 --> 00:00:08,770 We are on the quest. 5 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:10,890 We're on a quest with our new little 6 00:00:10,890 --> 00:00:13,370 buddy, Jason. 7 00:00:13,570 --> 00:00:13,970 What's up man? 8 00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:14,450 Hey. 9 00:00:14,770 --> 00:00:15,430 How you doing? 10 00:00:15,770 --> 00:00:16,330 Good, what's up? 11 00:00:16,330 --> 00:00:18,830 So, you told me your story and let's 12 00:00:18,830 --> 00:00:19,370 share it with everyone. 13 00:00:20,050 --> 00:00:20,870 Met this dude. 14 00:00:21,210 --> 00:00:22,470 Met this dude at the bar. 15 00:00:23,330 --> 00:00:24,990 He seemed really chill. 16 00:00:25,310 --> 00:00:26,990 What kind of bar was it? 17 00:00:28,730 --> 00:00:30,170 Just like a sports bar? 18 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:30,610 Sports bar, yeah. 19 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:31,009 Okay. 20 00:00:31,850 --> 00:00:33,550 So, what happened? 21 00:00:33,710 --> 00:00:34,310 You told him? 22 00:00:34,850 --> 00:00:35,910 I told him what I did. 23 00:00:36,290 --> 00:00:37,130 That I did porn. 24 00:00:37,630 --> 00:00:38,710 Oh, you told him you did porn. 25 00:00:38,930 --> 00:00:39,110 Yep. 26 00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:40,250 Did you tell him you did gay porn 27 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:40,850 or just porn? 28 00:00:41,170 --> 00:00:42,970 I told him that I do porn. 29 00:00:43,790 --> 00:00:44,150 Okay. 30 00:00:44,570 --> 00:00:45,770 Was he a gay guy or? 31 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:46,650 No, he was straight. 32 00:00:47,030 --> 00:00:47,730 Oh, he was straight. 33 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:47,970 Straight. 34 00:00:47,970 --> 00:00:50,010 So, you just left it at porn. 35 00:00:50,410 --> 00:00:51,750 Yep, I said that I was a porn 36 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:51,950 model. 37 00:00:52,270 --> 00:00:52,850 Porn model. 38 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:53,390 Yeah. 39 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:55,290 What was his reaction to that? 40 00:00:56,910 --> 00:00:57,270 Shocked. 41 00:00:57,490 --> 00:00:59,710 He really wanted to do it. 42 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:00,990 He was really excited. 43 00:01:01,470 --> 00:01:02,210 Oh, he likes that shit. 44 00:01:03,269 --> 00:01:04,570 Yeah, I meet a lot of guys that 45 00:01:04,570 --> 00:01:05,130 are all excited. 46 00:01:05,170 --> 00:01:05,610 Oh, really? 47 00:01:05,830 --> 00:01:07,190 I'd love to do porn, man. 48 00:01:07,430 --> 00:01:07,610 You know? 49 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,890 Was he asking, can I hold the camera? 50 00:01:10,710 --> 00:01:11,070 Yeah. 51 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:13,850 Alright, so you told him that you could 52 00:01:13,850 --> 00:01:15,870 get him on a shoot to do porn 53 00:01:15,870 --> 00:01:16,150 today. 54 00:01:16,430 --> 00:01:16,650 Yep. 55 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:19,930 Okay, but just quote unquote porn. 56 00:01:20,470 --> 00:01:21,170 That's all he knows. 57 00:01:21,530 --> 00:01:22,450 Yes, I told him. 58 00:01:22,570 --> 00:01:23,650 I was like, you know, he was like, 59 00:01:23,670 --> 00:01:24,650 I'm really interested in porn. 60 00:01:24,650 --> 00:01:25,930 And he really wants to do it. 61 00:01:25,930 --> 00:01:26,830 And he really wants to do it, yeah. 62 00:01:26,850 --> 00:01:27,710 Did you ask him if he had a 63 00:01:27,710 --> 00:01:30,430 big dick or you just kind of didn't 64 00:01:30,430 --> 00:01:30,830 say nothing? 65 00:01:31,130 --> 00:01:33,310 Didn't really, I was just excited. 66 00:01:33,570 --> 00:01:34,170 Yeah, but you know what? 67 00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:35,530 Most dudes, if they're going to say, yeah, 68 00:01:35,570 --> 00:01:37,310 I want to do porn, they probably do 69 00:01:37,310 --> 00:01:38,210 have a big dick, right? 70 00:01:38,470 --> 00:01:39,030 Most, yeah. 71 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:40,770 Or they'd be afraid to get on camera. 72 00:01:41,090 --> 00:01:41,210 Yeah. 73 00:01:41,210 --> 00:01:42,490 But he's full on ready to do a 74 00:01:42,490 --> 00:01:42,950 porn scene. 75 00:01:43,230 --> 00:01:43,710 Hell yeah. 76 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:45,670 He just doesn't know what kind of porn 77 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:45,910 scene. 78 00:01:46,110 --> 00:01:46,390 No. 79 00:01:47,830 --> 00:01:48,190 Perfect. 80 00:01:48,730 --> 00:01:49,370 We love that. 81 00:01:49,430 --> 00:01:50,590 Yeah, that's perfect, man. 82 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:51,710 You did a good job. 83 00:01:51,990 --> 00:01:53,710 So, are you like overly attracted to this 84 00:01:53,710 --> 00:01:54,030 guy? 85 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:54,850 Oh, yeah. 86 00:01:55,430 --> 00:01:55,890 Oh, yeah. 87 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:57,910 But he's, what's so special about him? 88 00:01:58,010 --> 00:01:59,810 Like, what do you find attractive about him? 89 00:02:01,170 --> 00:02:02,290 Just, he's hot. 90 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:03,010 He's hot? 91 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:03,750 Yeah. 92 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:05,170 So, he's a hot, straight guy that wants 93 00:02:05,170 --> 00:02:05,770 to do porn. 94 00:02:06,010 --> 00:02:06,210 Yep. 95 00:02:06,470 --> 00:02:08,789 But we want him to do gay porn. 96 00:02:08,810 --> 00:02:10,090 We want him to do gay porn. 97 00:02:10,270 --> 00:02:11,950 He has no idea. 98 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:14,150 Okay, that's, well, we like it when they 99 00:02:14,150 --> 00:02:14,750 have no idea. 100 00:02:14,990 --> 00:02:16,530 But he does have an idea that he's 101 00:02:16,530 --> 00:02:17,150 going to do porn. 102 00:02:17,350 --> 00:02:17,530 Yeah. 103 00:02:17,650 --> 00:02:19,370 So, he's ready to get naked and fuck 104 00:02:19,370 --> 00:02:20,070 some girl today. 105 00:02:20,810 --> 00:02:21,130 Okay. 106 00:02:21,130 --> 00:02:23,130 The only difference is you're going to be 107 00:02:23,130 --> 00:02:23,550 the girl. 108 00:02:23,690 --> 00:02:24,490 I'm the girl. 109 00:02:26,010 --> 00:02:27,090 Of sorts, I guess. 110 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:27,570 I don't know. 111 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:27,830 Yeah. 112 00:02:28,170 --> 00:02:29,810 Alright, well, we'll have to try to talk 113 00:02:29,810 --> 00:02:30,630 him into that part. 114 00:02:30,730 --> 00:02:31,630 But that's our specialty. 115 00:02:32,210 --> 00:02:33,450 Yes, that's our goal. 116 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:34,970 You came to the right dudes. 117 00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:35,950 Right, Caruso? 118 00:02:36,410 --> 00:02:36,770 Absolutely. 119 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:39,910 So, we're going off to meet him now. 120 00:02:40,070 --> 00:02:41,630 Where were we supposed to meet him again? 121 00:02:41,650 --> 00:02:42,310 At a gas station? 122 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:43,070 Um, yeah. 123 00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:44,930 I think he said something about a little 124 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:45,410 strip mall. 125 00:02:45,770 --> 00:02:46,310 Strip mall. 126 00:02:46,310 --> 00:02:46,750 Strip mall. 127 00:02:46,830 --> 00:02:48,770 I hope this guy doesn't punk out. 128 00:02:48,990 --> 00:02:49,670 Do you think he's going to actually? 129 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:50,670 I hope he doesn't. 130 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:51,310 I hope he doesn't. 131 00:02:51,310 --> 00:02:52,030 You got his number, right? 132 00:02:52,110 --> 00:02:52,470 Yeah. 133 00:02:52,610 --> 00:02:54,230 He seems so excited about it. 134 00:02:54,470 --> 00:02:54,990 Yeah, I know. 135 00:02:55,230 --> 00:02:56,710 But a lot of times guys are really 136 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:59,470 excited, and then they get fucking scared at 137 00:02:59,470 --> 00:02:59,970 the last minute. 138 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:01,790 So, I hope he doesn't pussy out. 139 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:02,230 Me neither. 140 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:02,870 Me neither. 141 00:03:02,930 --> 00:03:03,470 I'm excited. 142 00:03:03,730 --> 00:03:03,930 Alright. 143 00:03:04,090 --> 00:03:05,190 So, just, uh. 144 00:03:06,150 --> 00:03:06,970 We're on our way. 145 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:08,310 We've got to do a U-turn here. 146 00:03:08,390 --> 00:03:09,510 I kind of made a wrong turn. 147 00:03:09,610 --> 00:03:10,990 We get lost all the time, Jace. 148 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:11,590 Sorry about that. 149 00:03:15,230 --> 00:03:16,470 Man, the roads are busy today. 150 00:03:16,550 --> 00:03:17,310 It's beautiful out. 151 00:03:17,590 --> 00:03:18,050 It is. 152 00:03:18,330 --> 00:03:19,570 It's hot as fuck out, isn't it? 153 00:03:19,570 --> 00:03:19,910 It's hot. 154 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:20,450 It's hot. 155 00:03:20,470 --> 00:03:20,970 So, what's up? 156 00:03:21,050 --> 00:03:22,330 I'm going to see what you got. 157 00:03:22,830 --> 00:03:23,530 What you got? 158 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:25,050 You can take your seatbelt off. 159 00:03:25,590 --> 00:03:27,190 You're living dangerous, right? 160 00:03:28,170 --> 00:03:29,890 Yeah, take that seatbelt off. 161 00:03:30,190 --> 00:03:33,410 Pull up your shirt. 162 00:03:33,730 --> 00:03:34,470 Show some abs. 163 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:38,630 Let me see your cock. 164 00:03:39,650 --> 00:03:41,370 I know it's soft pie right now. 165 00:03:41,970 --> 00:03:43,190 But I want to see it soft. 166 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:46,090 You weren't expecting me to do this, huh? 167 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:48,370 No. 168 00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:49,550 No. 169 00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:57,400 I want to see if you're really excited 170 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:57,800 or not. 171 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:58,460 Are you nervous? 172 00:03:58,980 --> 00:03:59,940 You're new to this, right? 173 00:04:01,940 --> 00:04:02,380 Kind of. 174 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:03,200 Kind of. 175 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:08,500 Oh, so you're uncut, huh? 176 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:08,880 Yeah. 177 00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:10,300 It's very soft right now. 178 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:11,780 It gets big when it's hard. 179 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,100 It gets big when it's hard? 180 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:13,360 Yeah. 181 00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:15,180 Do you think it'll get big if we 182 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:15,740 get here, buddy? 183 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:16,200 Yeah. 184 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:17,680 Is he going to get you big? 185 00:04:17,899 --> 00:04:18,140 Yeah. 186 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:19,940 Okay, well, we're going to see if we 187 00:04:19,940 --> 00:04:20,420 can get that. 188 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,280 Let me see that a little bit. 189 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:24,480 We're going to see if we can't get 190 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:25,460 that hard for you, okay? 191 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,220 I know this guy can do it, huh? 192 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:27,720 Yeah. 193 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:27,980 Yeah. 194 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:29,260 All right. 195 00:04:29,860 --> 00:04:32,100 Well, we're going to go where supposedly he's 196 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:35,800 supposed to be hanging out and see if 197 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,640 he is for real or not. 198 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:38,420 Okay? 199 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:39,060 Yep. 200 00:04:40,340 --> 00:04:41,800 Where is this guy supposed to be? 201 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:42,260 I don't know. 202 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:42,900 Why don't you get... 203 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:43,440 Do you have his number? 204 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:43,960 I'll give him his number. 205 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,100 It's supposed to be right here. 206 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:46,120 Why don't you give him a call? 207 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,020 I'll give him a call. 208 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,860 Because we're like driving around the park because 209 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:49,680 we're like lost. 210 00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:55,440 Okay, I'm calling him. 211 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,140 He's supposed to be right where he... 212 00:04:57,140 --> 00:04:57,660 This is where he... 213 00:04:57,660 --> 00:05:00,060 The subscriber you are trying to reach is 214 00:05:00,060 --> 00:05:00,480 located. 215 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:02,800 Oh, Jesus. 216 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:05,280 The subscriber we're trying to reach, we can't 217 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:05,600 locate. 218 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:06,480 It's got to be located. 219 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:09,300 Is he located? 220 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:11,420 Where is he located? 221 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:11,780 Oh, wait. 222 00:05:11,860 --> 00:05:12,140 It's ringing. 223 00:05:13,220 --> 00:05:14,580 Maybe there's a lot... 224 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:15,560 Hey, it's Jason. 225 00:05:16,460 --> 00:05:17,180 Hey, what's going on? 226 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:18,220 Where are you guys at? 227 00:05:19,380 --> 00:05:20,420 Where are you at? 228 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:21,400 We're trying to find you. 229 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:24,060 I'm over on the corner of 6th and 230 00:05:24,060 --> 00:05:24,920 Oakley, I guess. 231 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:26,360 I mean, you're supposed to be here like 232 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:26,700 past 6 o'clock. 233 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:27,280 Yeah. 234 00:05:27,940 --> 00:05:28,740 We're right here. 235 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:28,980 Wait. 236 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:30,460 This looks like the street here. 237 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:31,560 We're right here now. 238 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:32,680 Why don't we turn a corner? 239 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,000 I think we're right around the corner. 240 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:34,620 I think we're right. 241 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,840 I think we're right around the corner. 242 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,780 All right, so we're over in front of 243 00:05:38,780 --> 00:05:39,920 the... 244 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:44,380 Is that you sitting on the steps? 245 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:45,640 Yeah. 246 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:46,480 Is that... 247 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,300 Oh, there he is. 248 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:51,940 There you are, dude. 249 00:05:52,340 --> 00:05:52,820 What's up, man? 250 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:53,440 Nothing much. 251 00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:53,780 It's gone. 252 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:55,660 What's up, man? 253 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:56,140 I'm Robbins. 254 00:05:56,380 --> 00:05:56,720 Nice to meet you. 255 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:57,080 How's it going, man? 256 00:05:58,260 --> 00:05:59,180 Fist pump, bro. 257 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:00,180 Come on in. 258 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:00,440 What's up, man? 259 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:06,420 What's up, man? 260 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:06,900 How are you? 261 00:06:07,220 --> 00:06:07,620 Good. 262 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:09,380 What's happening? 263 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:10,260 How you doing, man? 264 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:10,660 Not much. 265 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,040 What's up with the camera? 266 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:11,580 What was your name again? 267 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:12,420 Chad. 268 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:13,440 Camera? 269 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,120 We're doing form today, man. 270 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:15,640 We're doing form. 271 00:06:15,660 --> 00:06:16,100 Did he tell you? 272 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,240 When I realized that, I didn't think you 273 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:17,940 were starting this early. 274 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,900 No, we document everything when we're shooting. 275 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:21,380 Oh, okay. 276 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:23,340 So we're heading over to the studio right 277 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:23,620 now. 278 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:24,060 All right. 279 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:25,440 And... 280 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,260 So where's this Ashley chick? 281 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,300 Oh, she's doing paperwork and stuff. 282 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,100 Oh, okay. 283 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:31,640 She's waiting. 284 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:31,980 She's waiting. 285 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:34,080 She's excited, pumped. 286 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:35,660 Pumped up, man. 287 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:36,340 Are you pumped up? 288 00:06:36,580 --> 00:06:37,080 Yeah, I'm ready. 289 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,640 So you've never done porn, huh? 290 00:06:38,780 --> 00:06:38,980 No. 291 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,140 But you like it. 292 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:41,760 Oh, I watch it a lot. 293 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,240 I don't think I'd have a problem with 294 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:43,400 it. 295 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,100 Well, according to your buddy here, he said 296 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:48,460 you're pretty excited to do porn. 297 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:48,900 Yeah. 298 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:50,180 Yeah, I think it'll be cool. 299 00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:51,320 Ready to fuck some pussy. 300 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:53,980 So what I was saying is... 301 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:55,220 Well, what we have to make sure is 302 00:06:55,220 --> 00:06:56,960 not to put you on the spot or 303 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:57,200 anything. 304 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,840 But when guys say, yeah, I want to 305 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:02,160 do porn and stuff, usually they have... 306 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:05,700 They're pretty confident in themselves, their size of 307 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:06,260 their wiener. 308 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:07,180 You know what I mean? 309 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:08,280 Yeah. 310 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,800 You look like you got that look like 311 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:10,800 you're confident about it. 312 00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:12,200 Most guys don't want to pull their pants 313 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,180 down if they got a little dick. 314 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:13,660 You know what I mean? 315 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:14,140 Yeah. 316 00:07:14,340 --> 00:07:14,480 Well, I'm not... 317 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:15,700 Have you been told you could do porn? 318 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,940 Well, I haven't been told that, but I 319 00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:19,900 think I could pull it off. 320 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:20,960 I don't think I'd have any problems. 321 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:22,100 You don't think you're going to have any 322 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:22,320 problems? 323 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,420 I've never had anyone complain. 324 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:24,240 What kind of... 325 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,700 Do you have a girlfriend or... 326 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:26,280 No. 327 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:26,380 No? 328 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,060 I'm starting to talk to this chick, but 329 00:07:28,060 --> 00:07:28,520 I don't know. 330 00:07:28,580 --> 00:07:29,380 We'll see what happens. 331 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:29,900 Okay. 332 00:07:30,420 --> 00:07:31,120 That's good, then. 333 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:32,540 What kind of girls do you like? 334 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:33,740 Or what does girl you met? 335 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:34,380 Is she your type? 336 00:07:34,980 --> 00:07:36,400 Uh, nah, she's... 337 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:37,680 She is, but she isn't. 338 00:07:37,740 --> 00:07:38,960 I mean, I like the, I don't know, 339 00:07:39,140 --> 00:07:40,600 C, maybe D cups. 340 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,060 She's more of like a B, kind of 341 00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:42,420 flat chested. 342 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:43,060 Oh, you like the big old titties? 343 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:43,980 Yeah, I like the big ones. 344 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:44,360 Hi guys. 345 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:46,240 Play with nipples and fucking tease them all 346 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:46,440 day. 347 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,120 Oh, did he tell you about the girl 348 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:48,340 today? 349 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:49,220 No. 350 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:50,580 I don't know anything about her. 351 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:51,020 Oh, you know what? 352 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:51,760 You never met her either. 353 00:07:51,820 --> 00:07:52,920 All I know is her name's Ashley. 354 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:53,920 Ashley, yeah. 355 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,420 She's got a big, thick ass. 356 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:58,000 You cool with that? 357 00:07:58,640 --> 00:07:59,160 I'm down. 358 00:07:59,260 --> 00:08:00,620 That's kind of the South Florida thing, right? 359 00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:02,000 You're gonna like it. 360 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:03,000 You ever fucked a girl in the ass 361 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:03,280 before? 362 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:03,900 Yeah. 363 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:04,260 Yeah? 364 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:04,520 Okay, cool. 365 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:05,020 You like that? 366 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,040 Yeah, it was fucking hot. 367 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,460 Oh, good, because she likes to get fucked 368 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:07,940 in the ass. 369 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:08,580 Sweet. 370 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:09,060 A lot. 371 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,280 So as long as you're into fucking girls 372 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,340 in the ass, I think you're gonna be 373 00:08:11,340 --> 00:08:11,940 just right. 374 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:12,640 Yeah, it works. 375 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:13,880 So you're packing, huh? 376 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:15,640 Uh, I'm doing all right. 377 00:08:15,740 --> 00:08:16,180 I'm guessing. 378 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:16,900 You're doing all right. 379 00:08:16,940 --> 00:08:17,980 You got that confident look. 380 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:19,820 Let me see your dick right now. 381 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:21,000 Why? 382 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:21,900 You gotta be confident. 383 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:23,080 Well, you gotta be confident, man. 384 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:27,920 I'm soft, man. 385 00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:28,440 So what? 386 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:30,060 This is porn. 387 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:32,960 Or our attempt at porn. 388 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:34,299 We'll do the before and after photo. 389 00:08:34,799 --> 00:08:35,559 Oh, joy. 390 00:08:39,429 --> 00:08:40,169 I don't know, man. 391 00:08:40,169 --> 00:08:40,690 I'm soft. 392 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:42,110 It's... 393 00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:42,789 Move your arm. 394 00:08:42,809 --> 00:08:43,390 Let me see it. 395 00:08:44,350 --> 00:08:46,330 You're soft, but that thing grows pretty big, 396 00:08:46,390 --> 00:08:46,510 huh? 397 00:08:46,810 --> 00:08:47,770 It gets up there. 398 00:08:47,910 --> 00:08:48,570 It gets up there. 399 00:08:48,590 --> 00:08:48,990 It gets up there? 400 00:08:48,990 --> 00:08:49,690 I think I'll be all right. 401 00:08:49,890 --> 00:08:51,290 I can tell you're gonna be all right. 402 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:52,930 I just wanted to make sure you didn't 403 00:08:52,930 --> 00:08:54,590 have, like, a little tiny wiener, because that 404 00:08:54,590 --> 00:08:55,030 wouldn't work. 405 00:08:55,150 --> 00:08:55,870 Yeah, no. 406 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:56,330 All right. 407 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:56,870 So you're good. 408 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:57,970 I promise it grows. 409 00:08:58,110 --> 00:08:58,430 It does. 410 00:08:58,630 --> 00:08:58,730 Okay. 411 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,370 We're gonna watch that thing grow, all right? 412 00:09:00,530 --> 00:09:00,750 All right. 413 00:09:00,810 --> 00:09:01,510 Like flowers. 414 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:02,190 Hell, yeah. 415 00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:04,770 We'll water it for you. 416 00:09:04,970 --> 00:09:05,290 All right. 417 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:05,690 Thanks. 418 00:09:05,870 --> 00:09:06,150 All right. 419 00:09:06,270 --> 00:09:07,450 So we'll be at the studio in a 420 00:09:07,450 --> 00:09:07,630 minute. 421 00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:08,550 All right. 422 00:09:08,570 --> 00:09:10,290 And we'll go through everything there with you. 423 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:10,610 Okay. 424 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:11,730 I just wanted to make sure you were 425 00:09:11,730 --> 00:09:13,050 pumped up and not afraid to pull out 426 00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:14,430 your dick before we even get there. 427 00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:16,050 You pumped up? 428 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:16,970 Yeah, I'm ready. 429 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:17,350 If you didn't pull out your dick, then 430 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:18,450 we would have dropped you off, because you 431 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:18,890 wouldn't... 432 00:09:18,890 --> 00:09:19,110 Yeah. 433 00:09:19,130 --> 00:09:19,830 Oh, thanks. 434 00:09:19,830 --> 00:09:21,230 We've had that before, where we get a 435 00:09:21,230 --> 00:09:22,210 guy and they won't even pull out their 436 00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:23,010 dick before we get there. 437 00:09:23,010 --> 00:09:24,150 It's like, hey, man, if you ain't gonna 438 00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:25,790 pull out your dick now, you know what 439 00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:25,930 I mean? 440 00:09:26,290 --> 00:09:26,410 Sure. 441 00:09:26,410 --> 00:09:27,150 Why waste our time? 442 00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:28,730 You're not wasting our time, right? 443 00:09:28,770 --> 00:09:29,530 You're ready to fuck. 444 00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:30,890 Yeah, I'm ready to bang some pussy. 445 00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:31,330 All right. 446 00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:31,610 Good. 447 00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:33,290 We'll be back at the studio in a 448 00:09:33,290 --> 00:09:33,430 minute. 449 00:09:33,550 --> 00:09:35,350 You keep that attitude going, buddy. 450 00:09:35,390 --> 00:09:35,770 All right, man. 451 00:09:35,850 --> 00:09:36,130 All right? 452 00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:37,830 Come on in. 453 00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:42,700 Oh, shit. 454 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:42,920 What's up? 455 00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:43,380 What do you think? 456 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,160 You weren't kidding. 457 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:45,180 This is crazy. 458 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:47,040 Here's the microphone. 459 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:48,020 This is awesome. 460 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:49,360 Yeah. 461 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:50,520 Here's the microphone. 462 00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:50,940 Say hi. 463 00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:51,540 Hi. 464 00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:52,940 That's so cool. 465 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:53,280 Hey. 466 00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:56,700 All right, go ahead and have a seat, 467 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:56,980 man. 468 00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:58,940 Both of you guys, yeah. 469 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:04,860 So, here you are. 470 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,320 Why you got your arms crossed, like you're 471 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:07,040 not happy about it? 472 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:08,420 No, I'm just chilling. 473 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:09,180 You're just chilling? 474 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,660 I haven't seen... 475 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:12,140 I was expecting other stuff to be going 476 00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:13,100 on and girls everywhere. 477 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,140 It's all guys here. 478 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:15,900 It's all guys here so far, huh? 479 00:10:16,060 --> 00:10:16,340 Yeah. 480 00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:19,600 Well, you know, you're expecting, like, to walk 481 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,120 into a... 482 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,200 This is not what you expected. 483 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:22,220 Yeah, it's not at all. 484 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:22,900 You're expecting to walk in and a bunch 485 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,700 of naked girls running around and going crazy 486 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:25,180 and... 487 00:10:25,180 --> 00:10:26,880 Well, yeah, you picture, like, the Playboy house. 488 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:29,540 It's a little different, huh? 489 00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:30,520 Yeah. 490 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:31,640 It's all right. 491 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,460 Well, first thing we do, typically, when we 492 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:37,840 make a horn is to make sure, like 493 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,220 I did in the car, you know, when 494 00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:41,040 I was telling you, show me your dick, 495 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,340 and you weren't afraid to do that, which 496 00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:42,640 is good. 497 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,920 We need to get you naked first of 498 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:47,620 all, and then you guys need to show 499 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:48,380 me that you can get... 500 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:49,720 Both get a heart on, because you're going 501 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,660 to be double teaming today, so I need 502 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:52,920 to see that both of you guys can 503 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:53,260 get a heart. 504 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:54,680 If someone's not hard, it really doesn't matter. 505 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:59,260 Oh, I mean, do you have porn or...? 506 00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:00,560 Yeah, yeah, I got porn playing right over 507 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,360 on the TV. 508 00:11:01,780 --> 00:11:02,300 Oh, okay. 509 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:02,820 All right. 510 00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:03,860 And I got... 511 00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:04,680 You got a remote for that? 512 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:05,600 Where's the remote? 513 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,600 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. 514 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:08,700 Okay, yeah, you got the remote. 515 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,400 Just put on whatever scene you want and 516 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,080 just feel comfortable, because I'm not really going 517 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:12,840 to film all this. 518 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:13,680 Okay. 519 00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:14,860 I'll keep the camera running. 520 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,840 I'll check for lighting and stuff, but just 521 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,860 go ahead and take off your clothes. 522 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,140 Like, take all your clothes off, because we 523 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:22,520 start the scene off with you guys naked 524 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,540 and hard and ready to go. 525 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,100 All right. 526 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:24,460 All right. 527 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:25,920 Sound good? 528 00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:26,340 Yeah. 529 00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:38,710 Man, you guys just don't look happy. 530 00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:39,710 You're supposed to be excited. 531 00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:40,470 You're about to fuck. 532 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:42,970 Okay, now you look happy. 533 00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:43,250 Yeah, good. 534 00:11:44,150 --> 00:11:44,670 You'll be all right. 535 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,140 Oh, can you guys turn around for me 536 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:54,700 real quick, too? 537 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,060 Yeah. 538 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:56,100 Just want to make sure you don't get 539 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,140 any marks on you or anything. 540 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,200 You look good. 541 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:01,700 Not even a tattoo. 542 00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:03,840 All right, you guys can sit down. 543 00:12:04,860 --> 00:12:06,540 And get comfortable, basically. 544 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:07,700 Use the remote if you want. 545 00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:08,560 Do you need lube or anything? 546 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,840 Yeah, that might help me out a little 547 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,080 bit. 548 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,500 We got some right over there. 549 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:14,940 That's good shit. 550 00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:18,340 I never really used this. 551 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,360 Well, you never really used lube or that 552 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:21,660 kind? 553 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,100 I don't really ever use lube. 554 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:25,460 Why not? 555 00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:26,640 It kind of wets itself. 556 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:27,500 Okay. 557 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,300 Well, do whatever you want to make yourself 558 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:30,600 comfortable. 559 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:31,700 I just want you guys to get hard 560 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,120 -ons, okay? 561 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,100 Yeah, that's fine. 562 00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:34,380 All right. 563 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:35,600 Well, I'm going to run around the room 564 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,120 a little bit and just make sure all 565 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:37,860 the lighting is cool. 566 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,020 And just ignore me and just focus on 567 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:40,340 the porn. 568 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:40,600 Cool? 569 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:41,400 All right. 570 00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:41,600 Cool. 571 00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:01,580 I told you it wouldn't be a problem. 572 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,840 No, I said we'd water it and it 573 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,100 would grow, but we don't even need any 574 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:05,360 water. 575 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,000 We just need a little porn. 576 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,420 See, it's kind of another test of mine, 577 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:17,760 actually. 578 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:19,500 I have to make sure you can actually 579 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,680 get hard with a camera right in your 580 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:20,960 face. 581 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,560 You're on it, bro. 582 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:23,320 You're on your game. 583 00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:29,500 Come on. 584 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,280 Whack off, dude. 585 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,000 Get that fucker going. 586 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,100 You're the porn star here. 587 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:35,640 Jeez. 588 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,200 That's pressure, man. 589 00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:39,140 Actually, you're pretty much a porn star already. 590 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:39,580 Look at you. 591 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,220 Working it over there. 592 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:42,720 Sure am. 593 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:44,960 You're just a horny little fucker, huh? 594 00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:46,000 Always. 595 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:46,740 That's good. 596 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,360 Fucking banging bitches, man. 597 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:48,920 Yeah. 598 00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:52,340 You fuck a lot of girls or what? 599 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:53,640 Yeah, I'm pretty active. 600 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,280 Yeah. 601 00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:55,820 I guess they're happy, huh? 602 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,860 I wasn't expecting all that. 603 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:00,260 I told you it wouldn't be a problem. 604 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:01,960 How big's your dick? 605 00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:03,500 I don't know. 606 00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:04,680 It's like eight, eight and a half. 607 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:05,900 Do we have a tape measure here? 608 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:06,880 We do. 609 00:14:06,940 --> 00:14:07,640 I should get one, huh? 610 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:08,660 Yeah, grab a tape measure. 611 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:10,440 You never actually measured it, huh? 612 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,580 No, I haven't. 613 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,480 Maybe we'll measure it for you. 614 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:14,200 I'll leave one by that. 615 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,080 Yeah, it works. 616 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,280 Keep jacking off, man. 617 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,220 Get that fucker big. 618 00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:27,230 Can you, like, slide down a little bit? 619 00:14:28,190 --> 00:14:28,510 Oh, yeah. 620 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:30,390 Sorry. 621 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,110 Just a little uncomfortable. 622 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:33,050 It's all right. 623 00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:35,270 You got a tape measure? 624 00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:37,870 All you gotta do is push it forward. 625 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,160 Those are so small. 626 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,520 Right about eight. 627 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,060 That's pretty good. 628 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:49,600 Eight inches. 629 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,340 Maybe that's somewhere out there. 630 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,020 Well, now you can tell people when they 631 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:55,220 ask. 632 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,480 I got an eight-inch dick. 633 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:57,740 Now you know. 634 00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,000 Measured. 635 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,590 So I don't even have to ask if 636 00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:06,890 you're horny, because I know you are. 637 00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:07,610 I'm always horny. 638 00:15:07,810 --> 00:15:08,530 You're always horny. 639 00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:09,690 And it shows. 640 00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:11,910 So when's that girl gonna be here? 641 00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:13,350 Well, we just have to get you guys 642 00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:15,550 both ready to go, and we'll get started. 643 00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:21,560 Looks like you're growing, my friend. 644 00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:23,780 Like, yeah. 645 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,580 Becoming happy? 646 00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:25,380 Yep. 647 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:26,160 Good. 648 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,840 Yeah, you guys look good. 649 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,080 You look like you're ready to go. 650 00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:35,400 Ready for some action, huh? 651 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:36,580 Yeah, I'm ready. 652 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:37,740 Okay, um... 653 00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:38,140 Bring them on. 654 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,260 Bring them on? 655 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:42,260 Uh... 656 00:15:42,260 --> 00:15:43,940 Let me just explain something to you. 657 00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:44,540 Okay. 658 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:45,260 It's, um... 659 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,240 I kind of lied to you a little 660 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:47,480 bit. 661 00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:48,600 About what? 662 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:50,080 About today. 663 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:51,760 What do you mean? 664 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,400 Well, no, we do want to shoot porn. 665 00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:55,340 You want to shoot porn, right? 666 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,040 Yeah. 667 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,260 Okay, and we do want to pay you 668 00:15:58,260 --> 00:15:59,260 for it, and you look great. 669 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:00,440 I just wanted to get you here and 670 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,960 get you hard, make sure you could actually 671 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:02,740 perform. 672 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:03,620 Okay. 673 00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:05,240 But I don't have a girl today. 674 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:06,640 What do you mean you don't have a 675 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:06,740 girl? 676 00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:07,400 I don't have a girl. 677 00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:09,580 Dude, you told me you had Ashley. 678 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,140 Well, no, I told him to tell you 679 00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:12,200 that, so don't get mad at him. 680 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,820 I wanted to see if I could get 681 00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:16,340 you here, just get some guy here, because 682 00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:17,880 I do have a scene that I can 683 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:18,200 shoot. 684 00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:20,880 It's for this company, but it involves... 685 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,980 What about the money and everything? 686 00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:23,400 Yeah, the money actually would... 687 00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:25,400 Look, we got money, look. 688 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:25,940 Really? 689 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:26,760 We got money. 690 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:27,720 Okay. 691 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:28,260 The old Benjamins. 692 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,220 We got several of these. 693 00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:30,940 And... 694 00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:33,800 But the scene would require no girl, and 695 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,660 it would require you to interact with him 696 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:36,080 a little bit. 697 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:36,820 With who? 698 00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:37,600 With him. 699 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:40,600 Yeah. 700 00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:44,720 Hold up, I'm not gay. 701 00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:46,860 No, I know you're not gay, dude, but 702 00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:47,480 that's... 703 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,820 The content that we're shooting involves two guys 704 00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,380 today, not a girl. 705 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,100 Sometimes we do shoot with girls, but just 706 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,200 two guys today. 707 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,480 Have you ever fucked around with a dude 708 00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:58,960 at all before? 709 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,800 No, I ain't into that shit. 710 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,100 You don't have to be into it, you 711 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,339 just have to act like you're into it. 712 00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:06,960 Alright, listen, how about this? 713 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,240 The money we were gonna pay you, what 714 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,339 if we doubled it? 715 00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:12,599 Two times the money. 716 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:19,040 It doesn't matter if you've never done it 717 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,400 before, it doesn't matter, you don't have to 718 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,240 be gay to do it. 719 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,319 It doesn't make you gay to do it. 720 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:25,839 It's just acting. 721 00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:29,740 And I also didn't tell you, he's actually 722 00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:30,940 bisexual, so... 723 00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:35,940 I know he's cool with it, but... 724 00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:38,380 You're cool with it? 725 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:40,740 I'm cool with it. 726 00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:42,320 Did you know about this? 727 00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:43,620 I had no idea. 728 00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:46,000 He's lying, he knew. 729 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,460 It's me, don't get mad at him, it's 730 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:49,620 me. 731 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,380 I wanted him to find me somebody and... 732 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,900 I don't know if you need to think 733 00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:57,260 about it. 734 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,720 Yeah, I'll give you double the money. 735 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,180 Listen, listen, here's what we're gonna do. 736 00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:01,940 We're gonna start off, how about if you... 737 00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:03,180 I'll give you double the money, okay? 738 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,720 And you're probably... 739 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,060 You can watch the porn, you like the 740 00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:06,480 porn, right? 741 00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:06,820 Yeah. 742 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,020 Okay, so that... 743 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,400 You got hard in like two seconds. 744 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,840 So I know you can stay hard. 745 00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:11,380 It's going soft now. 746 00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:12,580 It's going soft now? 747 00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:15,260 It's deflating? 748 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,180 Well, we can get it back up if 749 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,060 you're watching the porn. 750 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,480 And you think about double the money. 751 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:21,740 And we'll just ease into a little bit 752 00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:22,260 of this, okay? 753 00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:25,020 I'll tell you what, we'll try it. 754 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,140 We'll start off like... 755 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:27,540 Just lay back against the couch like you 756 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:27,720 were. 757 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,240 I don't even want an answer from you. 758 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,900 Can you scoot a little closer to you? 759 00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:34,060 Yeah, that's fine. 760 00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:38,840 Okay, now here's what I want to do. 761 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:39,960 It's like a test to see if you 762 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:40,400 can... 763 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,660 If you can handle it or not. 764 00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:42,700 If it freaks you out too much. 765 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,560 He's gonna reach over and just jerk you 766 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,180 off a little bit. 767 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,360 Just watch the porn. 768 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:46,960 Don't look at him. 769 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:47,620 Watch the porn. 770 00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:49,680 You know how it checks on the porn? 771 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:50,340 Yeah. 772 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,460 Can he reach over and just jerk you 773 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:52,900 off a little bit? 774 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,300 Pretend like the girl's doing it or something. 775 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,070 Feels good when someone jerks you off. 776 00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:06,510 It don't matter. 777 00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:07,790 Yeah. 778 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,300 That doesn't feel bad, right? 779 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:20,740 No, just... 780 00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:21,440 Alright, just... 781 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,140 Just stick with it. 782 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,240 We'll make something out of this. 783 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:32,220 You're golden, bro. 784 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:33,720 You're down. 785 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,440 Why don't you reach over and just jerk 786 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,280 him off a little bit? 787 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,300 While he's doing that. 788 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:40,720 It'll look good. 789 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,380 Alright, that's pathetic, dude. 790 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,220 You gotta, like, grab it a little better 791 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:54,620 than that. 792 00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:56,720 Yeah, that's a dick, man. 793 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:57,100 I know. 794 00:19:57,940 --> 00:19:58,700 Well, you have one. 795 00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,560 You do this to yourself. 796 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,060 It's just like doing it to yourself, kinda, 797 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:01,260 right? 798 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:03,060 There you go. 799 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,500 It's not so hard, right? 800 00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:27,640 I mean, it is hard. 801 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,400 But it's not so hard, right? 802 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:36,840 Look, man, you can focus on the porn, 803 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:37,400 like I said. 804 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:39,220 And we'll just keep rolling with this. 805 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,720 Just think, we're gonna pay you double the 806 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:41,600 money to do what you're doing. 807 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:43,720 You gotta make that truck feel good. 808 00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:45,740 It kinda feels good with him jerking you 809 00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:46,120 off, right? 810 00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:46,600 Yeah. 811 00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:48,460 A handjob's a handjob, right? 812 00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:49,240 True. 813 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,600 You know what else I say? 814 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,100 A handjob's a handjob. 815 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,620 A blowjob's a blowjob, right? 816 00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:56,200 You ever gotten fucked up and had some 817 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,300 ugly chicks suck your dick? 818 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:58,560 Yeah. 819 00:20:59,140 --> 00:20:59,760 Okay, you really wanna... 820 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:00,780 You wake up the next morning. 821 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:01,400 Right. 822 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,760 But it felt good when they were doing 823 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,080 it, right? 824 00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:04,580 Yeah. 825 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,260 Alright, so maybe you're not into dudes, but... 826 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,840 I wanna have him, like, lean over and 827 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:10,380 give you a head. 828 00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:12,780 Okay? 829 00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:13,720 I guess. 830 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,380 Just pretend it's, like, one of them ugly 831 00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:15,680 girls. 832 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:17,700 You can get through it. 833 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:19,520 Just relax and enjoy it. 834 00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:21,400 A blowjob's a blowjob, right? 835 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:21,800 Remember? 836 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:22,500 Yeah. 837 00:23:01,430 --> 00:23:03,090 I don't know whether you like that or 838 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:03,430 not. 839 00:23:04,130 --> 00:23:05,010 Your dick sure does. 840 00:23:06,850 --> 00:23:07,410 It's alright. 841 00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:08,330 Does it feel good? 842 00:23:08,610 --> 00:23:09,190 Yeah, it's alright. 843 00:23:10,190 --> 00:23:11,790 His teeth keep getting caught, though. 844 00:23:12,710 --> 00:23:13,430 Oh, he's dragging? 845 00:23:20,410 --> 00:23:21,850 I don't think this is the first time 846 00:23:21,850 --> 00:23:22,510 he's done this. 847 00:23:22,930 --> 00:23:23,530 It's not. 848 00:23:23,910 --> 00:23:25,230 He's bisexual, I told you. 849 00:23:26,790 --> 00:23:27,790 He's into it, man. 850 00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:38,990 I ain't getting fucked by no guy, though. 851 00:23:39,030 --> 00:23:40,030 I'm telling you that right now. 852 00:23:40,510 --> 00:23:41,830 I'm not saying you have to do that. 853 00:23:42,210 --> 00:23:43,050 You don't have to do anything. 854 00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:45,270 But you know what would look good, actually? 855 00:23:45,530 --> 00:23:46,170 If, um... 856 00:23:47,410 --> 00:23:48,550 That'd look really good, man. 857 00:23:48,570 --> 00:23:49,830 You did good just sitting there getting a 858 00:23:49,830 --> 00:23:50,210 blowjob. 859 00:23:50,550 --> 00:23:51,990 Your dick liked it, like I said. 860 00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:53,150 I know you did. 861 00:23:53,990 --> 00:23:55,130 The feeling you liked, right? 862 00:23:55,530 --> 00:23:56,350 Yeah, it felt good. 863 00:23:56,550 --> 00:23:57,430 Felt like a girl, kinda? 864 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:58,110 Or better? 865 00:23:58,610 --> 00:23:59,010 Or worse? 866 00:23:59,710 --> 00:24:00,490 I don't know. 867 00:24:00,810 --> 00:24:02,030 I don't think girls quite know what they're 868 00:24:02,030 --> 00:24:02,690 doing sometimes. 869 00:24:03,010 --> 00:24:04,190 But he knew what he was doing, right? 870 00:24:04,490 --> 00:24:05,010 I guess. 871 00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:06,630 Alright, so you know how you like to 872 00:24:06,630 --> 00:24:07,510 get your dick sucked, right? 873 00:24:07,650 --> 00:24:07,870 Yeah. 874 00:24:08,510 --> 00:24:10,130 Alright, so now I need you to do 875 00:24:10,130 --> 00:24:10,730 that to him. 876 00:24:11,890 --> 00:24:12,490 To him? 877 00:24:12,770 --> 00:24:12,950 Yeah. 878 00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:13,990 You want me to suck dick? 879 00:24:14,190 --> 00:24:14,490 Yeah. 880 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,030 You don't have to do it good. 881 00:24:18,110 --> 00:24:19,470 I know that's not what you do. 882 00:24:20,030 --> 00:24:21,250 But you have to at least try. 883 00:24:22,470 --> 00:24:23,890 And make it look like you like it. 884 00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:24,870 A little bit. 885 00:24:26,070 --> 00:24:27,310 Or make it look like you're into it 886 00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:27,630 a little bit. 887 00:24:27,650 --> 00:24:28,910 You guys are whining about this pay. 888 00:24:28,950 --> 00:24:29,870 I'm gonna be fucking pissed. 889 00:24:29,930 --> 00:24:30,610 No, we got it. 890 00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:32,010 Caruso, show him the money again. 891 00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:32,710 I got the money. 892 00:24:33,010 --> 00:24:33,250 See? 893 00:24:34,450 --> 00:24:35,070 There it is. 894 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,520 You know how you like your dick sucked, 895 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:41,760 right? 896 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:42,240 Yeah. 897 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,460 The best advice I can give you is 898 00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:45,700 just do it how you like it. 51937

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