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(Transcrito por TurboScribe. Actualizar a Ilimitado para eliminar este mensaje.) Out on the road again.
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We are on the road.
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Robin Caruso with what we call Guy Quest.
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We are on the quest.
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We're on a quest with our new little
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buddy, Jason.
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What's up man?
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Hey.
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How you doing?
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Good, what's up?
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So, you told me your story and let's
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share it with everyone.
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Met this dude.
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Met this dude at the bar.
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He seemed really chill.
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What kind of bar was it?
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Just like a sports bar?
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Sports bar, yeah.
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Okay.
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So, what happened?
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You told him?
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I told him what I did.
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That I did porn.
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Oh, you told him you did porn.
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Yep.
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Did you tell him you did gay porn
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or just porn?
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I told him that I do porn.
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Okay.
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Was he a gay guy or?
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No, he was straight.
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Oh, he was straight.
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Straight.
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So, you just left it at porn.
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Yep, I said that I was a porn
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model.
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Porn model.
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Yeah.
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What was his reaction to that?
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Shocked.
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He really wanted to do it.
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He was really excited.
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Oh, he likes that shit.
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Yeah, I meet a lot of guys that
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are all excited.
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Oh, really?
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I'd love to do porn, man.
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You know?
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Was he asking, can I hold the camera?
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Yeah.
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Alright, so you told him that you could
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get him on a shoot to do porn
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today.
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Yep.
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Okay, but just quote unquote porn.
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That's all he knows.
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Yes, I told him.
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I was like, you know, he was like,
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I'm really interested in porn.
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And he really wants to do it.
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And he really wants to do it, yeah.
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Did you ask him if he had a
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big dick or you just kind of didn't
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say nothing?
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Didn't really, I was just excited.
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Yeah, but you know what?
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Most dudes, if they're going to say, yeah,
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I want to do porn, they probably do
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have a big dick, right?
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Most, yeah.
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Or they'd be afraid to get on camera.
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Yeah.
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But he's full on ready to do a
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porn scene.
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Hell yeah.
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He just doesn't know what kind of porn
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scene.
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No.
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Perfect.
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We love that.
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Yeah, that's perfect, man.
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You did a good job.
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So, are you like overly attracted to this
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guy?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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But he's, what's so special about him?
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Like, what do you find attractive about him?
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Just, he's hot.
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He's hot?
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Yeah.
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So, he's a hot, straight guy that wants
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to do porn.
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Yep.
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But we want him to do gay porn.
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We want him to do gay porn.
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He has no idea.
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Okay, that's, well, we like it when they
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have no idea.
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But he does have an idea that he's
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going to do porn.
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Yeah.
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So, he's ready to get naked and fuck
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some girl today.
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Okay.
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The only difference is you're going to be
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the girl.
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I'm the girl.
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Of sorts, I guess.
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I don't know.
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Yeah.
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Alright, well, we'll have to try to talk
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him into that part.
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But that's our specialty.
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Yes, that's our goal.
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You came to the right dudes.
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Right, Caruso?
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Absolutely.
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So, we're going off to meet him now.
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Where were we supposed to meet him again?
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At a gas station?
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Um, yeah.
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I think he said something about a little
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strip mall.
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Strip mall.
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Strip mall.
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I hope this guy doesn't punk out.
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Do you think he's going to actually?
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I hope he doesn't.
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I hope he doesn't.
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You got his number, right?
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Yeah.
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He seems so excited about it.
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Yeah, I know.
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But a lot of times guys are really
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excited, and then they get fucking scared at
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the last minute.
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So, I hope he doesn't pussy out.
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Me neither.
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Me neither.
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I'm excited.
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Alright.
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So, just, uh.
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We're on our way.
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We've got to do a U-turn here.
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I kind of made a wrong turn.
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We get lost all the time, Jace.
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Sorry about that.
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Man, the roads are busy today.
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It's beautiful out.
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It is.
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It's hot as fuck out, isn't it?
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It's hot.
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It's hot.
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So, what's up?
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I'm going to see what you got.
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What you got?
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You can take your seatbelt off.
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You're living dangerous, right?
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Yeah, take that seatbelt off.
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Pull up your shirt.
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Show some abs.
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Let me see your cock.
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I know it's soft pie right now.
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But I want to see it soft.
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You weren't expecting me to do this, huh?
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No.
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No.
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I want to see if you're really excited
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or not.
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Are you nervous?
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You're new to this, right?
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Kind of.
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Kind of.
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Oh, so you're uncut, huh?
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Yeah.
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It's very soft right now.
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It gets big when it's hard.
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It gets big when it's hard?
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Yeah.
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Do you think it'll get big if we
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get here, buddy?
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Yeah.
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Is he going to get you big?
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Yeah.
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Okay, well, we're going to see if we
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can get that.
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Let me see that a little bit.
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We're going to see if we can't get
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that hard for you, okay?
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I know this guy can do it, huh?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Well, we're going to go where supposedly he's
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supposed to be hanging out and see if
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he is for real or not.
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Okay?
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Yep.
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Where is this guy supposed to be?
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I don't know.
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Why don't you get...
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Do you have his number?
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I'll give him his number.
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It's supposed to be right here.
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Why don't you give him a call?
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I'll give him a call.
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Because we're like driving around the park because
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we're like lost.
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Okay, I'm calling him.
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He's supposed to be right where he...
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This is where he...
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The subscriber you are trying to reach is
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located.
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Oh, Jesus.
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The subscriber we're trying to reach, we can't
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locate.
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It's got to be located.
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Is he located?
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Where is he located?
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Oh, wait.
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It's ringing.
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Maybe there's a lot...
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Hey, it's Jason.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Where are you guys at?
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Where are you at?
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We're trying to find you.
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I'm over on the corner of 6th and
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Oakley, I guess.
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I mean, you're supposed to be here like
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past 6 o'clock.
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Yeah.
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We're right here.
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Wait.
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This looks like the street here.
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We're right here now.
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Why don't we turn a corner?
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I think we're right around the corner.
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I think we're right.
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I think we're right around the corner.
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All right, so we're over in front of
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the...
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Is that you sitting on the steps?
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Yeah.
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Is that...
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Oh, there he is.
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There you are, dude.
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What's up, man?
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Nothing much.
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It's gone.
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What's up, man?
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I'm Robbins.
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Nice to meet you.
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How's it going, man?
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Fist pump, bro.
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Come on in.
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What's up, man?
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What's up, man?
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How are you?
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Good.
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What's happening?
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How you doing, man?
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Not much.
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What's up with the camera?
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What was your name again?
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Chad.
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Camera?
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We're doing form today, man.
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We're doing form.
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Did he tell you?
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When I realized that, I didn't think you
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were starting this early.
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No, we document everything when we're shooting.
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Oh, okay.
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So we're heading over to the studio right
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now.
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All right.
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And...
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So where's this Ashley chick?
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Oh, she's doing paperwork and stuff.
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Oh, okay.
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She's waiting.
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She's waiting.
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She's excited, pumped.
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Pumped up, man.
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Are you pumped up?
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Yeah, I'm ready.
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So you've never done porn, huh?
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No.
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But you like it.
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Oh, I watch it a lot.
293
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I don't think I'd have a problem with
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it.
295
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Well, according to your buddy here, he said
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you're pretty excited to do porn.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I think it'll be cool.
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Ready to fuck some pussy.
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So what I was saying is...
301
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Well, what we have to make sure is
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not to put you on the spot or
303
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anything.
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But when guys say, yeah, I want to
305
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do porn and stuff, usually they have...
306
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They're pretty confident in themselves, their size of
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their wiener.
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You know what I mean?
309
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Yeah.
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You look like you got that look like
311
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you're confident about it.
312
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Most guys don't want to pull their pants
313
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down if they got a little dick.
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You know what I mean?
315
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm not...
317
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Have you been told you could do porn?
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Well, I haven't been told that, but I
319
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think I could pull it off.
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I don't think I'd have any problems.
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You don't think you're going to have any
322
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problems?
323
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I've never had anyone complain.
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What kind of...
325
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Do you have a girlfriend or...
326
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No.
327
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No?
328
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I'm starting to talk to this chick, but
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I don't know.
330
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We'll see what happens.
331
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Okay.
332
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That's good, then.
333
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What kind of girls do you like?
334
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Or what does girl you met?
335
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Is she your type?
336
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Uh, nah, she's...
337
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She is, but she isn't.
338
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I mean, I like the, I don't know,
339
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C, maybe D cups.
340
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She's more of like a B, kind of
341
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flat chested.
342
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Oh, you like the big old titties?
343
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Yeah, I like the big ones.
344
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Hi guys.
345
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Play with nipples and fucking tease them all
346
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day.
347
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Oh, did he tell you about the girl
348
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today?
349
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No.
350
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I don't know anything about her.
351
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Oh, you know what?
352
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You never met her either.
353
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All I know is her name's Ashley.
354
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Ashley, yeah.
355
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She's got a big, thick ass.
356
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You cool with that?
357
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I'm down.
358
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That's kind of the South Florida thing, right?
359
00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:02,000
You're gonna like it.
360
00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:03,000
You ever fucked a girl in the ass
361
00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:03,280
before?
362
00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:03,900
Yeah.
363
00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:04,260
Yeah?
364
00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:04,520
Okay, cool.
365
00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:05,020
You like that?
366
00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,040
Yeah, it was fucking hot.
367
00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,460
Oh, good, because she likes to get fucked
368
00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:07,940
in the ass.
369
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Sweet.
370
00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:09,060
A lot.
371
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So as long as you're into fucking girls
372
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in the ass, I think you're gonna be
373
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just right.
374
00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:12,640
Yeah, it works.
375
00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:13,880
So you're packing, huh?
376
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Uh, I'm doing all right.
377
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I'm guessing.
378
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You're doing all right.
379
00:08:16,940 --> 00:08:17,980
You got that confident look.
380
00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:19,820
Let me see your dick right now.
381
00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:21,000
Why?
382
00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:21,900
You gotta be confident.
383
00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:23,080
Well, you gotta be confident, man.
384
00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:27,920
I'm soft, man.
385
00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:28,440
So what?
386
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This is porn.
387
00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:32,960
Or our attempt at porn.
388
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We'll do the before and after photo.
389
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Oh, joy.
390
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I don't know, man.
391
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I'm soft.
392
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It's...
393
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Move your arm.
394
00:08:42,809 --> 00:08:43,390
Let me see it.
395
00:08:44,350 --> 00:08:46,330
You're soft, but that thing grows pretty big,
396
00:08:46,390 --> 00:08:46,510
huh?
397
00:08:46,810 --> 00:08:47,770
It gets up there.
398
00:08:47,910 --> 00:08:48,570
It gets up there.
399
00:08:48,590 --> 00:08:48,990
It gets up there?
400
00:08:48,990 --> 00:08:49,690
I think I'll be all right.
401
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I can tell you're gonna be all right.
402
00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:52,930
I just wanted to make sure you didn't
403
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have, like, a little tiny wiener, because that
404
00:08:54,590 --> 00:08:55,030
wouldn't work.
405
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Yeah, no.
406
00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:56,330
All right.
407
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So you're good.
408
00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:57,970
I promise it grows.
409
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It does.
410
00:08:58,630 --> 00:08:58,730
Okay.
411
00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,370
We're gonna watch that thing grow, all right?
412
00:09:00,530 --> 00:09:00,750
All right.
413
00:09:00,810 --> 00:09:01,510
Like flowers.
414
00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:02,190
Hell, yeah.
415
00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:04,770
We'll water it for you.
416
00:09:04,970 --> 00:09:05,290
All right.
417
00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:05,690
Thanks.
418
00:09:05,870 --> 00:09:06,150
All right.
419
00:09:06,270 --> 00:09:07,450
So we'll be at the studio in a
420
00:09:07,450 --> 00:09:07,630
minute.
421
00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:08,550
All right.
422
00:09:08,570 --> 00:09:10,290
And we'll go through everything there with you.
423
00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:10,610
Okay.
424
00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:11,730
I just wanted to make sure you were
425
00:09:11,730 --> 00:09:13,050
pumped up and not afraid to pull out
426
00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:14,430
your dick before we even get there.
427
00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:16,050
You pumped up?
428
00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:16,970
Yeah, I'm ready.
429
00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:17,350
If you didn't pull out your dick, then
430
00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:18,450
we would have dropped you off, because you
431
00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:18,890
wouldn't...
432
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Yeah.
433
00:09:19,130 --> 00:09:19,830
Oh, thanks.
434
00:09:19,830 --> 00:09:21,230
We've had that before, where we get a
435
00:09:21,230 --> 00:09:22,210
guy and they won't even pull out their
436
00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:23,010
dick before we get there.
437
00:09:23,010 --> 00:09:24,150
It's like, hey, man, if you ain't gonna
438
00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:25,790
pull out your dick now, you know what
439
00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:25,930
I mean?
440
00:09:26,290 --> 00:09:26,410
Sure.
441
00:09:26,410 --> 00:09:27,150
Why waste our time?
442
00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:28,730
You're not wasting our time, right?
443
00:09:28,770 --> 00:09:29,530
You're ready to fuck.
444
00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:30,890
Yeah, I'm ready to bang some pussy.
445
00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:31,330
All right.
446
00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:31,610
Good.
447
00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:33,290
We'll be back at the studio in a
448
00:09:33,290 --> 00:09:33,430
minute.
449
00:09:33,550 --> 00:09:35,350
You keep that attitude going, buddy.
450
00:09:35,390 --> 00:09:35,770
All right, man.
451
00:09:35,850 --> 00:09:36,130
All right?
452
00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:37,830
Come on in.
453
00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:42,700
Oh, shit.
454
00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:42,920
What's up?
455
00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:43,380
What do you think?
456
00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,160
You weren't kidding.
457
00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:45,180
This is crazy.
458
00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:47,040
Here's the microphone.
459
00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:48,020
This is awesome.
460
00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:49,360
Yeah.
461
00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:50,520
Here's the microphone.
462
00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:50,940
Say hi.
463
00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:51,540
Hi.
464
00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:52,940
That's so cool.
465
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:53,280
Hey.
466
00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:56,700
All right, go ahead and have a seat,
467
00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:56,980
man.
468
00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:58,940
Both of you guys, yeah.
469
00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:04,860
So, here you are.
470
00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,320
Why you got your arms crossed, like you're
471
00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:07,040
not happy about it?
472
00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:08,420
No, I'm just chilling.
473
00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:09,180
You're just chilling?
474
00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,660
I haven't seen...
475
00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:12,140
I was expecting other stuff to be going
476
00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:13,100
on and girls everywhere.
477
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,140
It's all guys here.
478
00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:15,900
It's all guys here so far, huh?
479
00:10:16,060 --> 00:10:16,340
Yeah.
480
00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:19,600
Well, you know, you're expecting, like, to walk
481
00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,120
into a...
482
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,200
This is not what you expected.
483
00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:22,220
Yeah, it's not at all.
484
00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:22,900
You're expecting to walk in and a bunch
485
00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,700
of naked girls running around and going crazy
486
00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:25,180
and...
487
00:10:25,180 --> 00:10:26,880
Well, yeah, you picture, like, the Playboy house.
488
00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:29,540
It's a little different, huh?
489
00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:30,520
Yeah.
490
00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:31,640
It's all right.
491
00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,460
Well, first thing we do, typically, when we
492
00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:37,840
make a horn is to make sure, like
493
00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,220
I did in the car, you know, when
494
00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:41,040
I was telling you, show me your dick,
495
00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,340
and you weren't afraid to do that, which
496
00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:42,640
is good.
497
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,920
We need to get you naked first of
498
00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:47,620
all, and then you guys need to show
499
00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:48,380
me that you can get...
500
00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:49,720
Both get a heart on, because you're going
501
00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,660
to be double teaming today, so I need
502
00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:52,920
to see that both of you guys can
503
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:53,260
get a heart.
504
00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:54,680
If someone's not hard, it really doesn't matter.
505
00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:59,260
Oh, I mean, do you have porn or...?
506
00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:00,560
Yeah, yeah, I got porn playing right over
507
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,360
on the TV.
508
00:11:01,780 --> 00:11:02,300
Oh, okay.
509
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:02,820
All right.
510
00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:03,860
And I got...
511
00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:04,680
You got a remote for that?
512
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:05,600
Where's the remote?
513
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,600
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
514
00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:08,700
Okay, yeah, you got the remote.
515
00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,400
Just put on whatever scene you want and
516
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,080
just feel comfortable, because I'm not really going
517
00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:12,840
to film all this.
518
00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:13,680
Okay.
519
00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:14,860
I'll keep the camera running.
520
00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,840
I'll check for lighting and stuff, but just
521
00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,860
go ahead and take off your clothes.
522
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,140
Like, take all your clothes off, because we
523
00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:22,520
start the scene off with you guys naked
524
00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,540
and hard and ready to go.
525
00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,100
All right.
526
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:24,460
All right.
527
00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:25,920
Sound good?
528
00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:26,340
Yeah.
529
00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:38,710
Man, you guys just don't look happy.
530
00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:39,710
You're supposed to be excited.
531
00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:40,470
You're about to fuck.
532
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:42,970
Okay, now you look happy.
533
00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:43,250
Yeah, good.
534
00:11:44,150 --> 00:11:44,670
You'll be all right.
535
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,140
Oh, can you guys turn around for me
536
00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:54,700
real quick, too?
537
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,060
Yeah.
538
00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:56,100
Just want to make sure you don't get
539
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,140
any marks on you or anything.
540
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,200
You look good.
541
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:01,700
Not even a tattoo.
542
00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:03,840
All right, you guys can sit down.
543
00:12:04,860 --> 00:12:06,540
And get comfortable, basically.
544
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:07,700
Use the remote if you want.
545
00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:08,560
Do you need lube or anything?
546
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,840
Yeah, that might help me out a little
547
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,080
bit.
548
00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,500
We got some right over there.
549
00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:14,940
That's good shit.
550
00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:18,340
I never really used this.
551
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,360
Well, you never really used lube or that
552
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:21,660
kind?
553
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,100
I don't really ever use lube.
554
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:25,460
Why not?
555
00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:26,640
It kind of wets itself.
556
00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:27,500
Okay.
557
00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,300
Well, do whatever you want to make yourself
558
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:30,600
comfortable.
559
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:31,700
I just want you guys to get hard
560
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,120
-ons, okay?
561
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,100
Yeah, that's fine.
562
00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:34,380
All right.
563
00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:35,600
Well, I'm going to run around the room
564
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,120
a little bit and just make sure all
565
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:37,860
the lighting is cool.
566
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,020
And just ignore me and just focus on
567
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:40,340
the porn.
568
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:40,600
Cool?
569
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:41,400
All right.
570
00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:41,600
Cool.
571
00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:01,580
I told you it wouldn't be a problem.
572
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,840
No, I said we'd water it and it
573
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,100
would grow, but we don't even need any
574
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:05,360
water.
575
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,000
We just need a little porn.
576
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,420
See, it's kind of another test of mine,
577
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:17,760
actually.
578
00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:19,500
I have to make sure you can actually
579
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,680
get hard with a camera right in your
580
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:20,960
face.
581
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,560
You're on it, bro.
582
00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:23,320
You're on your game.
583
00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:29,500
Come on.
584
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,280
Whack off, dude.
585
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,000
Get that fucker going.
586
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,100
You're the porn star here.
587
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:35,640
Jeez.
588
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,200
That's pressure, man.
589
00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:39,140
Actually, you're pretty much a porn star already.
590
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:39,580
Look at you.
591
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,220
Working it over there.
592
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:42,720
Sure am.
593
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:44,960
You're just a horny little fucker, huh?
594
00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:46,000
Always.
595
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:46,740
That's good.
596
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,360
Fucking banging bitches, man.
597
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:48,920
Yeah.
598
00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:52,340
You fuck a lot of girls or what?
599
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:53,640
Yeah, I'm pretty active.
600
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,280
Yeah.
601
00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:55,820
I guess they're happy, huh?
602
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,860
I wasn't expecting all that.
603
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:00,260
I told you it wouldn't be a problem.
604
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:01,960
How big's your dick?
605
00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:03,500
I don't know.
606
00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:04,680
It's like eight, eight and a half.
607
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:05,900
Do we have a tape measure here?
608
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:06,880
We do.
609
00:14:06,940 --> 00:14:07,640
I should get one, huh?
610
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:08,660
Yeah, grab a tape measure.
611
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:10,440
You never actually measured it, huh?
612
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,580
No, I haven't.
613
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,480
Maybe we'll measure it for you.
614
00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:14,200
I'll leave one by that.
615
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,080
Yeah, it works.
616
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,280
Keep jacking off, man.
617
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,220
Get that fucker big.
618
00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:27,230
Can you, like, slide down a little bit?
619
00:14:28,190 --> 00:14:28,510
Oh, yeah.
620
00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:30,390
Sorry.
621
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,110
Just a little uncomfortable.
622
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:33,050
It's all right.
623
00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:35,270
You got a tape measure?
624
00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:37,870
All you gotta do is push it forward.
625
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,160
Those are so small.
626
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,520
Right about eight.
627
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,060
That's pretty good.
628
00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:49,600
Eight inches.
629
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,340
Maybe that's somewhere out there.
630
00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,020
Well, now you can tell people when they
631
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:55,220
ask.
632
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,480
I got an eight-inch dick.
633
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:57,740
Now you know.
634
00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,000
Measured.
635
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,590
So I don't even have to ask if
636
00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:06,890
you're horny, because I know you are.
637
00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:07,610
I'm always horny.
638
00:15:07,810 --> 00:15:08,530
You're always horny.
639
00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:09,690
And it shows.
640
00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:11,910
So when's that girl gonna be here?
641
00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:13,350
Well, we just have to get you guys
642
00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:15,550
both ready to go, and we'll get started.
643
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:21,560
Looks like you're growing, my friend.
644
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:23,780
Like, yeah.
645
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,580
Becoming happy?
646
00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:25,380
Yep.
647
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:26,160
Good.
648
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,840
Yeah, you guys look good.
649
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,080
You look like you're ready to go.
650
00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:35,400
Ready for some action, huh?
651
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:36,580
Yeah, I'm ready.
652
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:37,740
Okay, um...
653
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:38,140
Bring them on.
654
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,260
Bring them on?
655
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:42,260
Uh...
656
00:15:42,260 --> 00:15:43,940
Let me just explain something to you.
657
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:44,540
Okay.
658
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:45,260
It's, um...
659
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,240
I kind of lied to you a little
660
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:47,480
bit.
661
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:48,600
About what?
662
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:50,080
About today.
663
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:51,760
What do you mean?
664
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,400
Well, no, we do want to shoot porn.
665
00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:55,340
You want to shoot porn, right?
666
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,040
Yeah.
667
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,260
Okay, and we do want to pay you
668
00:15:58,260 --> 00:15:59,260
for it, and you look great.
669
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:00,440
I just wanted to get you here and
670
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,960
get you hard, make sure you could actually
671
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:02,740
perform.
672
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:03,620
Okay.
673
00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:05,240
But I don't have a girl today.
674
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:06,640
What do you mean you don't have a
675
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:06,740
girl?
676
00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:07,400
I don't have a girl.
677
00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:09,580
Dude, you told me you had Ashley.
678
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,140
Well, no, I told him to tell you
679
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:12,200
that, so don't get mad at him.
680
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,820
I wanted to see if I could get
681
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:16,340
you here, just get some guy here, because
682
00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:17,880
I do have a scene that I can
683
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:18,200
shoot.
684
00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:20,880
It's for this company, but it involves...
685
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,980
What about the money and everything?
686
00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:23,400
Yeah, the money actually would...
687
00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:25,400
Look, we got money, look.
688
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:25,940
Really?
689
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:26,760
We got money.
690
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:27,720
Okay.
691
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:28,260
The old Benjamins.
692
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,220
We got several of these.
693
00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:30,940
And...
694
00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:33,800
But the scene would require no girl, and
695
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,660
it would require you to interact with him
696
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:36,080
a little bit.
697
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:36,820
With who?
698
00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:37,600
With him.
699
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:40,600
Yeah.
700
00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:44,720
Hold up, I'm not gay.
701
00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:46,860
No, I know you're not gay, dude, but
702
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:47,480
that's...
703
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,820
The content that we're shooting involves two guys
704
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,380
today, not a girl.
705
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,100
Sometimes we do shoot with girls, but just
706
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,200
two guys today.
707
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,480
Have you ever fucked around with a dude
708
00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:58,960
at all before?
709
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,800
No, I ain't into that shit.
710
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,100
You don't have to be into it, you
711
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,339
just have to act like you're into it.
712
00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:06,960
Alright, listen, how about this?
713
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,240
The money we were gonna pay you, what
714
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,339
if we doubled it?
715
00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:12,599
Two times the money.
716
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:19,040
It doesn't matter if you've never done it
717
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,400
before, it doesn't matter, you don't have to
718
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,240
be gay to do it.
719
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,319
It doesn't make you gay to do it.
720
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:25,839
It's just acting.
721
00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:29,740
And I also didn't tell you, he's actually
722
00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:30,940
bisexual, so...
723
00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:35,940
I know he's cool with it, but...
724
00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:38,380
You're cool with it?
725
00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:40,740
I'm cool with it.
726
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:42,320
Did you know about this?
727
00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:43,620
I had no idea.
728
00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:46,000
He's lying, he knew.
729
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,460
It's me, don't get mad at him, it's
730
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:49,620
me.
731
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,380
I wanted him to find me somebody and...
732
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,900
I don't know if you need to think
733
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:57,260
about it.
734
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,720
Yeah, I'll give you double the money.
735
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,180
Listen, listen, here's what we're gonna do.
736
00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:01,940
We're gonna start off, how about if you...
737
00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:03,180
I'll give you double the money, okay?
738
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,720
And you're probably...
739
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,060
You can watch the porn, you like the
740
00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:06,480
porn, right?
741
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:06,820
Yeah.
742
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,020
Okay, so that...
743
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,400
You got hard in like two seconds.
744
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,840
So I know you can stay hard.
745
00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:11,380
It's going soft now.
746
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:12,580
It's going soft now?
747
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:15,260
It's deflating?
748
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,180
Well, we can get it back up if
749
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,060
you're watching the porn.
750
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,480
And you think about double the money.
751
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:21,740
And we'll just ease into a little bit
752
00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:22,260
of this, okay?
753
00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:25,020
I'll tell you what, we'll try it.
754
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,140
We'll start off like...
755
00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:27,540
Just lay back against the couch like you
756
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:27,720
were.
757
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,240
I don't even want an answer from you.
758
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,900
Can you scoot a little closer to you?
759
00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:34,060
Yeah, that's fine.
760
00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:38,840
Okay, now here's what I want to do.
761
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:39,960
It's like a test to see if you
762
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:40,400
can...
763
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,660
If you can handle it or not.
764
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:42,700
If it freaks you out too much.
765
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,560
He's gonna reach over and just jerk you
766
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,180
off a little bit.
767
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,360
Just watch the porn.
768
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:46,960
Don't look at him.
769
00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:47,620
Watch the porn.
770
00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:49,680
You know how it checks on the porn?
771
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:50,340
Yeah.
772
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,460
Can he reach over and just jerk you
773
00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:52,900
off a little bit?
774
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,300
Pretend like the girl's doing it or something.
775
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,070
Feels good when someone jerks you off.
776
00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:06,510
It don't matter.
777
00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:07,790
Yeah.
778
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,300
That doesn't feel bad, right?
779
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:20,740
No, just...
780
00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:21,440
Alright, just...
781
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,140
Just stick with it.
782
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,240
We'll make something out of this.
783
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:32,220
You're golden, bro.
784
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:33,720
You're down.
785
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,440
Why don't you reach over and just jerk
786
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,280
him off a little bit?
787
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,300
While he's doing that.
788
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:40,720
It'll look good.
789
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,380
Alright, that's pathetic, dude.
790
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,220
You gotta, like, grab it a little better
791
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:54,620
than that.
792
00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:56,720
Yeah, that's a dick, man.
793
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:57,100
I know.
794
00:19:57,940 --> 00:19:58,700
Well, you have one.
795
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,560
You do this to yourself.
796
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,060
It's just like doing it to yourself, kinda,
797
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:01,260
right?
798
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:03,060
There you go.
799
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,500
It's not so hard, right?
800
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:27,640
I mean, it is hard.
801
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,400
But it's not so hard, right?
802
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:36,840
Look, man, you can focus on the porn,
803
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:37,400
like I said.
804
00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:39,220
And we'll just keep rolling with this.
805
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,720
Just think, we're gonna pay you double the
806
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:41,600
money to do what you're doing.
807
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:43,720
You gotta make that truck feel good.
808
00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:45,740
It kinda feels good with him jerking you
809
00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:46,120
off, right?
810
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:46,600
Yeah.
811
00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:48,460
A handjob's a handjob, right?
812
00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:49,240
True.
813
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,600
You know what else I say?
814
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,100
A handjob's a handjob.
815
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,620
A blowjob's a blowjob, right?
816
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:56,200
You ever gotten fucked up and had some
817
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,300
ugly chicks suck your dick?
818
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:58,560
Yeah.
819
00:20:59,140 --> 00:20:59,760
Okay, you really wanna...
820
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:00,780
You wake up the next morning.
821
00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:01,400
Right.
822
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,760
But it felt good when they were doing
823
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,080
it, right?
824
00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:04,580
Yeah.
825
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,260
Alright, so maybe you're not into dudes, but...
826
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,840
I wanna have him, like, lean over and
827
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:10,380
give you a head.
828
00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:12,780
Okay?
829
00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:13,720
I guess.
830
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,380
Just pretend it's, like, one of them ugly
831
00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:15,680
girls.
832
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:17,700
You can get through it.
833
00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:19,520
Just relax and enjoy it.
834
00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:21,400
A blowjob's a blowjob, right?
835
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:21,800
Remember?
836
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:22,500
Yeah.
837
00:23:01,430 --> 00:23:03,090
I don't know whether you like that or
838
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:03,430
not.
839
00:23:04,130 --> 00:23:05,010
Your dick sure does.
840
00:23:06,850 --> 00:23:07,410
It's alright.
841
00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:08,330
Does it feel good?
842
00:23:08,610 --> 00:23:09,190
Yeah, it's alright.
843
00:23:10,190 --> 00:23:11,790
His teeth keep getting caught, though.
844
00:23:12,710 --> 00:23:13,430
Oh, he's dragging?
845
00:23:20,410 --> 00:23:21,850
I don't think this is the first time
846
00:23:21,850 --> 00:23:22,510
he's done this.
847
00:23:22,930 --> 00:23:23,530
It's not.
848
00:23:23,910 --> 00:23:25,230
He's bisexual, I told you.
849
00:23:26,790 --> 00:23:27,790
He's into it, man.
850
00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:38,990
I ain't getting fucked by no guy, though.
851
00:23:39,030 --> 00:23:40,030
I'm telling you that right now.
852
00:23:40,510 --> 00:23:41,830
I'm not saying you have to do that.
853
00:23:42,210 --> 00:23:43,050
You don't have to do anything.
854
00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:45,270
But you know what would look good, actually?
855
00:23:45,530 --> 00:23:46,170
If, um...
856
00:23:47,410 --> 00:23:48,550
That'd look really good, man.
857
00:23:48,570 --> 00:23:49,830
You did good just sitting there getting a
858
00:23:49,830 --> 00:23:50,210
blowjob.
859
00:23:50,550 --> 00:23:51,990
Your dick liked it, like I said.
860
00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:53,150
I know you did.
861
00:23:53,990 --> 00:23:55,130
The feeling you liked, right?
862
00:23:55,530 --> 00:23:56,350
Yeah, it felt good.
863
00:23:56,550 --> 00:23:57,430
Felt like a girl, kinda?
864
00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:58,110
Or better?
865
00:23:58,610 --> 00:23:59,010
Or worse?
866
00:23:59,710 --> 00:24:00,490
I don't know.
867
00:24:00,810 --> 00:24:02,030
I don't think girls quite know what they're
868
00:24:02,030 --> 00:24:02,690
doing sometimes.
869
00:24:03,010 --> 00:24:04,190
But he knew what he was doing, right?
870
00:24:04,490 --> 00:24:05,010
I guess.
871
00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:06,630
Alright, so you know how you like to
872
00:24:06,630 --> 00:24:07,510
get your dick sucked, right?
873
00:24:07,650 --> 00:24:07,870
Yeah.
874
00:24:08,510 --> 00:24:10,130
Alright, so now I need you to do
875
00:24:10,130 --> 00:24:10,730
that to him.
876
00:24:11,890 --> 00:24:12,490
To him?
877
00:24:12,770 --> 00:24:12,950
Yeah.
878
00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:13,990
You want me to suck dick?
879
00:24:14,190 --> 00:24:14,490
Yeah.
880
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,030
You don't have to do it good.
881
00:24:18,110 --> 00:24:19,470
I know that's not what you do.
882
00:24:20,030 --> 00:24:21,250
But you have to at least try.
883
00:24:22,470 --> 00:24:23,890
And make it look like you like it.
884
00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:24,870
A little bit.
885
00:24:26,070 --> 00:24:27,310
Or make it look like you're into it
886
00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:27,630
a little bit.
887
00:24:27,650 --> 00:24:28,910
You guys are whining about this pay.
888
00:24:28,950 --> 00:24:29,870
I'm gonna be fucking pissed.
889
00:24:29,930 --> 00:24:30,610
No, we got it.
890
00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:32,010
Caruso, show him the money again.
891
00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:32,710
I got the money.
892
00:24:33,010 --> 00:24:33,250
See?
893
00:24:34,450 --> 00:24:35,070
There it is.
894
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,520
You know how you like your dick sucked,
895
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:41,760
right?
896
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:42,240
Yeah.
897
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,460
The best advice I can give you is
898
00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:45,700
just do it how you like it.
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