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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:25,210 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen of the ensemble. 2 00:00:25,950 --> 00:00:29,630 I suppose you think I'm the prompter. I'm not. 3 00:00:30,050 --> 00:00:31,850 I am the conductor. 4 00:00:32,390 --> 00:00:35,130 This is my answer to outdoor opera. 5 00:00:35,810 --> 00:00:40,170 Singing opera in the outdoors is like painting with oils underwater. 6 00:00:40,770 --> 00:00:44,410 I don't claim the art suffers, but the artist does. 7 00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:48,070 The orchestra may have a bit of difficulty seeing me. 8 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:52,420 but I am also less of a target for the audience should they decide to become 9 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:58,340 demonstrative. I understand the soprano and the tenor have stopped fighting, so 10 00:00:58,340 --> 00:01:00,220 the curtain must be about to go up. 11 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:05,340 But before you see tonight's opus, we present this little opera bouffe. 12 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:34,390 I've heard the testimony of Dr. 13 00:01:34,590 --> 00:01:37,070 Payne, the Andersons' family physician. 14 00:01:38,410 --> 00:01:41,850 And we've also had a report from Sergeant Kress, who was summoned to the 15 00:01:41,850 --> 00:01:43,990 Anderson home on the night of the tragedy. 16 00:01:45,270 --> 00:01:49,330 Now, Mr. Anderson, we would like you to tell us exactly what happened on the 17 00:01:49,330 --> 00:01:52,670 evening of February 4th, prior to the death of the deceased. 18 00:01:53,170 --> 00:01:57,030 We have already read the transcript of the testimony you gave to the police, 19 00:01:57,090 --> 00:02:00,010 but perhaps you wouldn't mind going over the details another time. 20 00:02:00,639 --> 00:02:02,320 Would you take the chair, please, Mr. Anderson? 21 00:02:03,980 --> 00:02:04,980 Where is it, right hand? 22 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:07,660 Do you follow me, sir, to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but 23 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:09,259 the truth? I do. Be seated. 24 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,780 Well, it was about 8 o'clock. 25 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:20,800 That's the hour my wife and I generally dined on the help's night off. 26 00:02:21,860 --> 00:02:22,860 She was in the kitchen. 27 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:27,120 She liked the opportunity to have the kitchen to herself once a week and 28 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,680 always made one of my favorite dishes. 29 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:32,210 She always refused to tell me what we were having for dinner. 30 00:02:33,050 --> 00:02:35,370 But my guess was beef stroganoff. 31 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:40,110 Valerie suggested a bottle of wine with dinner. We debated briefly as to whether 32 00:02:40,110 --> 00:02:44,390 to have a burgundy or a claret and finally decided on a Beaujolais. 33 00:02:45,350 --> 00:02:47,110 She went to get a bottle from the cellar. 34 00:02:47,590 --> 00:02:48,870 I returned my paper. 35 00:02:54,210 --> 00:02:55,370 Several moments passed. 36 00:02:55,950 --> 00:02:57,390 Then there was a thud. 37 00:03:13,710 --> 00:03:16,770 It was dark in the cellar, and she didn't answer me. I wondered where she 38 00:03:16,770 --> 00:03:19,410 was. The light in the cellar had burned out. 39 00:03:27,810 --> 00:03:30,710 I, uh, I suppose I was a little panicky by this time. 40 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:32,790 I couldn't imagine what had happened. 41 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,630 And then I saw her. 42 00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:36,790 At first, I only saw her foot. 43 00:03:37,530 --> 00:03:38,530 And then... 44 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,060 As soon as I touched her face, I knew she was dead. 45 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,300 I rushed upstairs and called Dr. Payne. 46 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:55,260 Later, he called the police. 47 00:03:56,220 --> 00:03:57,220 Thank you, Mr. Anderson. 48 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,400 One moment, please. 49 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,140 The district attorney may want to ask you a few questions. 50 00:04:02,860 --> 00:04:07,660 Mr. Anderson, why, when your wife was busy preparing dinner, did you allow her 51 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:10,860 to go down into the cellar after the wine instead of going after it yourself? 52 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:13,300 She always did. 53 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:14,560 She knew where it was. 54 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:16,440 I see. 55 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,459 Now, about the cellar light. 56 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:24,340 Sergeant Kress has already testified that the bulb was burned out, as you've 57 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:26,860 said, but how long had it been burned out? 58 00:04:27,660 --> 00:04:28,660 I don't know. 59 00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:30,540 I rarely went down to the cellar. 60 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:36,700 Why do you suppose Mrs. Anderson used matches to light her way down when there 61 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:40,420 was a flashlight so conveniently nearby in the hallway? 62 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:45,820 Well, things like that, tools and whatnot, were my department. 63 00:04:46,510 --> 00:04:51,110 She never could find a pair of pliers and an extension cord, a tube of cement. 64 00:04:57,450 --> 00:05:00,710 This book of matches marked Exhibit A. 65 00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:04,530 These are the matches that were found beside your wife's body, are they not? 66 00:05:05,610 --> 00:05:07,290 I suppose she picked them up hurriedly. 67 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:12,150 She was known as Val? 68 00:05:13,610 --> 00:05:15,410 To a few of her close friends. 69 00:05:16,110 --> 00:05:17,270 I always call her Valerie. 70 00:05:24,130 --> 00:05:26,670 That will be all, Mr. Anderson. You may step down. Thank you. 71 00:05:39,370 --> 00:05:42,870 Based upon the police report and the evidence heard here... 72 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:47,460 We find that the death of Valerie Anderson was accidental. 73 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:52,460 Death was due to a fracture of the cervical vertebrae sustained when the 74 00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:57,040 deceased suffered a fall in the Anderson home on February the 4th of this year. 75 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,160 Thank you. 76 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:07,420 These things are always an ordeal, but it's over now. 77 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:12,780 Well, thank you, Sergeant. I'm grateful for the courtesy and understanding 78 00:06:12,780 --> 00:06:13,780 you've all shown. 79 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:14,880 Not at all. 80 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Keep him. 81 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:31,840 Okay, pal, on your way. 82 00:06:52,460 --> 00:06:53,459 Good to see you back. 83 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:54,460 Thank you, Molly. 84 00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:56,260 You're sure you're not rushing things? 85 00:06:57,020 --> 00:06:58,440 Work's the best thing for me right now. 86 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:06,460 Oh, Mr. Anderson, we hadn't expected you quite so soon. 87 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:10,700 Well, I mean... It's all right, Maggie. It's best to get these awkward moments 88 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:12,480 over with as soon as possible. Yes, sir. 89 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,140 Mr. Gordon phoned three times this morning. 90 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:19,040 Things haven't changed much in three weeks. And Mr. Benson scheduled a 91 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,040 meeting for ten. 92 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,620 Andy! Good to see you. 93 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:28,300 I'm meaning to call you, you know, and say how sorry I was. I'm glad you 94 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:30,220 didn't, Charlie. I'd rather talk business right now. 95 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:43,680 Yes, 96 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:44,739 Mr. Anderson? 97 00:07:44,740 --> 00:07:48,020 That's right. Will you get Mr. Gordon back again before he has to call a 98 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:50,920 fourth time? I'm afraid he's already online, too, Mr. Anderson. 99 00:07:54,070 --> 00:07:56,670 Anderson? Yes, Mr. Gordon. Sorry to hear of your loss. 100 00:07:57,130 --> 00:07:58,630 Well, thank you. That's very kind of you. 101 00:07:58,970 --> 00:07:59,970 Terrible shock. 102 00:08:00,010 --> 00:08:01,730 Well, I appreciate your sympathy, Mr. Gordon. 103 00:08:02,670 --> 00:08:03,770 How's the new container coming? 104 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:06,410 The new container for kiddie modes? Just a moment, please. 105 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:08,670 I wrote you a week or so ago, giving my ideas. 106 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:14,270 Yes, I agree. The container should be opaque. 107 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:18,660 Yes, the Indian figures should be cut out for kiddies. We've had time to go 108 00:08:18,660 --> 00:08:21,560 through them. I'm sorry I haven't been able to carry through on this, but... 109 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,980 The last sketches you submitted were no good at all. 110 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:26,980 Anderson? 111 00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:29,880 I'll make those changes right away, Mr. Gordon. 112 00:08:35,260 --> 00:08:36,260 Yes, Mr. Anderson? 113 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:40,039 Miss Wright, didn't you keep my calendar up to date while I was away? 114 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,140 Well, yes, I think so. I mean, I always do. 115 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:45,460 Well, today is Monday the 25th. 116 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:46,940 Will you please bring it up to date? 117 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:49,220 I'm due for the conference with Mr. Henson. 118 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:01,220 You gentlemen are my top executives. 119 00:09:02,660 --> 00:09:05,220 Perhaps one of you can explain to me what this is. 120 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,120 Andy? 121 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,960 I'm sorry, Mr. Vincent. I've never seen that particular container before. I've 122 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:15,960 been away for a few weeks. 123 00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:17,700 Then let me explain for your benefit. 124 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:25,580 This is Whisker Off, a revolutionary new shaving preparation contained in a 125 00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:29,300 prosaic and commonplace old-fashioned tube designed by our organization. 126 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:30,560 This is unthinkable. 127 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,940 Mr. Vincent, the manufacturer did express a desire for a tube. 128 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:37,640 Manufacturers don't know what they want, I think. That's why they come to us, the 129 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:38,860 leading industrial designers in the business. 130 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:43,480 Yes, sir. I'm sorry, but... I've had to take on several added accounts lately 131 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:48,140 with Andy gone and... Whisk her off is the new miracle shaving preparation. You 132 00:09:48,140 --> 00:09:49,620 just rub it on and whisk it off. 133 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,040 And whiskers are painlessly gone. 134 00:09:52,340 --> 00:09:55,680 Completely. Not for hours, but for a day. A full day. 135 00:09:57,340 --> 00:09:58,340 Whisk. 136 00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:01,240 Why, doesn't that immediately suggest the most modern packaging? 137 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:04,160 Why, it's almost spelled out for you. 138 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,740 Andy, I'm putting you in charge of this. 139 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:10,180 Come up with an attractive container. 140 00:10:11,830 --> 00:10:14,930 Give me something creative, something worthy of Vincent Industrial Design. 141 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:18,050 You're the man to do it. I appreciate your confidence, sir. Try it on 142 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:20,310 yourself. Personal reaction, nothing like it. 143 00:10:21,590 --> 00:10:23,390 It's priceless, Andy, priceless. 144 00:10:23,970 --> 00:10:24,970 Gentlemen. 145 00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:36,030 I have discovered a bright young fellow who I think would be a credit to this 146 00:10:36,030 --> 00:10:38,910 organization. And I'd appreciate it very much if you'd kind of take him under 147 00:10:38,910 --> 00:10:40,050 your wing and show him the ropes. 148 00:10:40,719 --> 00:10:42,880 You want to start him in retail display? 149 00:10:43,580 --> 00:10:47,040 I'd be happy to, Mr. Vincent. I've got a lot of back work to catch up on. Oh, so 150 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,040 much the better. 151 00:10:48,340 --> 00:10:49,640 Baptism of fire, that sort of thing. 152 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,240 See what he's made of. 153 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,219 Name's Granville. 154 00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:53,700 I'll be glad to keep an eye on him. Good. 155 00:10:54,340 --> 00:10:55,700 Put him on Whiskeroff. 156 00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:57,300 He might have some ideas. 157 00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:03,540 Mr. Anderson? 158 00:11:03,940 --> 00:11:06,800 Yes? I'm Peter Granville. I'm supposed to start working here today. Oh, yes. 159 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,480 Mr. Vincent spoke about you. Glad to have you join us. Thank you, sir. 160 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:14,480 Uh, Miss Wright, would you take Mr. Granville up to the retail display unit, 161 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,280 have Marshall fill him in on basic procedure? 162 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,439 I'd be glad to. 163 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:20,180 I'll be along as soon as I get free. Thank you, Mr. Anderson. Oh, Mr. Gordon 164 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:20,999 phoned again. 165 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,200 Oh, I'll get him. 166 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,360 Uh, you go along, Mr. Granville. 167 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:33,860 Mr. Gordon, please. 168 00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:43,940 That's right. Haven't you changed this calendar yet? 169 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:45,760 That's right. 170 00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:05,060 Mr. Anderson. 171 00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:08,340 Sergeant Chris. 172 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:11,860 What did you want to see me about? 173 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:15,420 I'd be a little more comfortable if we had our talk inside, don't you think? 174 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:17,680 Yes. 175 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:23,340 Thank you. 176 00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:28,219 Thank you. Take your coat. 177 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:30,140 No, no, thank you. I'm not going to be long. 178 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,100 Drink? 179 00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:36,720 Yes, as a matter of fact, a little bourbon neat, if you don't mind. 180 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,040 Kind of take the chill out. 181 00:12:53,790 --> 00:12:59,770 Mr. Anderson, to the best of your knowledge, do you have any enemies? 182 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:01,910 Why? 183 00:13:05,170 --> 00:13:07,930 Police department, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, dear sir. 184 00:13:09,450 --> 00:13:12,050 Ray, the case of Valerie Anderson's demise. 185 00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:16,890 It might interest you to know that her husband always hated her and made her 186 00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:17,890 life miserable. 187 00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:19,529 That's a lie. 188 00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:23,210 It might also interest you to know that Anderson had her life insured for $50 189 00:13:23,210 --> 00:13:24,210 ,000. 190 00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:29,270 Wasn't it a remarkable coincidence that she just happened to fall down those 191 00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:30,570 stairs sometime afterwards? 192 00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:33,310 Let me see that. 193 00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:37,290 No signature, of course. 194 00:13:37,690 --> 00:13:39,150 There is a postscript, however. 195 00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:42,210 P.S., what about those matches? 196 00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:44,150 Well, what about those matches? 197 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:46,310 What about the letter? 198 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:52,000 It's a pack of lies and innuendos that sometimes afterwards happen to be two 199 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,000 years later. 200 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:57,440 And we were both insured for $50,000, as I'm sure you know. Now, Mr. Anderson, 201 00:13:57,660 --> 00:13:59,560 don't get upset. I'm not accusing you of anything. 202 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,820 I'm merely curious as to the identity of the letter writer, that's all. 203 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,300 Well, whoever he is, he's beneath contempt. 204 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,040 Of course he is. 205 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,120 A sheep. 206 00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:14,820 However, that postscript does bring up a rather bothersome point. 207 00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:17,890 A point that really wasn't covered at the inquest. 208 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:19,490 No? 209 00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:25,550 As you recall, according to the evidence presented, your wife, having tried to 210 00:14:25,550 --> 00:14:29,390 sell a life and finding it not functioning, chose not to tell you, but 211 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:32,070 got a book of matches, lit one, and started down the stairs. 212 00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:36,930 So? Either tripping or falling while the match was lit, or losing her footing 213 00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:40,650 when the match went up. The book of matches presumably falling with her, 214 00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:43,750 since they were found by her hand on the cellar floor. 215 00:14:44,490 --> 00:14:45,490 So? 216 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:50,090 Well, Mr. Anderson, no burned-out match was found. 217 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,590 Well, maybe she didn't use one. 218 00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:55,370 Why would she have them? She had no intention of using them. 219 00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:58,970 All right, so she had them with her. You just haven't been able to find the 220 00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:01,530 burned-out match. Well, finding a matchstick is rather like finding a 221 00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:04,110 needle in a haystack, isn't it? I would certainly think so. 222 00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:08,710 Well, the point is, Mr. Anderson, that we are trained to find needles in 223 00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:10,270 haystacks, and we usually do. 224 00:15:10,590 --> 00:15:13,790 But all that traffic down there, the doctor, you and your men, even myself, 225 00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:14,999 one of us might have... 226 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,080 kicked the match aside, picked it up on the sole of our shoe, carried it out? 227 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,900 My men are very thorough, Mr. Anderson. 228 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,160 I'm afraid there was no burned-out match. 229 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:34,740 Are you trying to say that I put those matches there so that you'd think that 230 00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:37,520 she had them with her? I'm not trying to say anything of the sort. That I put a 231 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:41,520 burned-out light bulb in the cellar so that it would seem that she had to use 232 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,020 them? Mr. Anderson, you're getting on... That she didn't fall down those steps 233 00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:44,959 but was pushed? 234 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,220 Mr. Are you accusing me of murder, Sergeant Kress? 235 00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:51,320 I never spoke of murder. 236 00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:53,460 You did. 237 00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:08,620 I'll let you know later, Pat. 238 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,240 Charlie. Hi, Andy. 239 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,020 I used whisker off this morning instead of shaving. 240 00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:15,300 It's a miracle. I never saw anything like it. 241 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:18,320 I've got to come up with a sensational packaging device. 242 00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:20,940 I'm sorry. I didn't come up with the right thing to please the old man. 243 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,220 No, it's not your fault, Charlie. 244 00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:24,120 You were overloaded with me gone. 245 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:28,060 Good morning, Mr. Anderson, Mr. Lessing. Good morning. That's right. 246 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:30,800 Anything? Yes, Mr. Gordon calling. 247 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,860 He wants to know why the new model for kitty modes isn't in his hands yet. 248 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,080 I'll call him in a few minutes. 249 00:16:51,819 --> 00:16:54,540 Sweetheart, I love you so much I can't bear not seeing you. 250 00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:57,620 Andy leaves for Chicago next week, and we can be together again. 251 00:16:57,820 --> 00:17:00,260 Until then, my darling, always your Val. 252 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,660 Yes, sir. 253 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:12,220 Miss Wright, where is the envelope that this letter came in? 254 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:15,280 I don't know, sir. I don't recall opening that letter at all. 255 00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:17,740 I'll be glad to look on my desk if you want me to. 256 00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:19,099 Oh, never mind. That'll be all. 257 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:27,960 Mr. Anderson? 258 00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:33,000 I'm sorry, I should have knocked. 259 00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,940 I have a list of projections for the Wisteroff container. 260 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:42,120 If you'd look at them... Would you mind leaving them? I'm rather busy at the 261 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,120 moment. 262 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:47,540 Well, if I could explain them to you... Just give me a chance to do a couple of 263 00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:48,540 things and then I'll look at them. 264 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:50,220 Of course. 265 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,480 Thank you very much, sir. 266 00:18:19,189 --> 00:18:21,290 Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you to death. 267 00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:22,990 I was a million miles away. 268 00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:26,490 Well, if you're worried about Mr. Gordon, I've got the new sketches for 269 00:18:26,490 --> 00:18:27,610 Kitty Modes right here. 270 00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:31,790 I stayed up until two o'clock last night to finish them. 271 00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:35,090 Thank you, Molly. I really appreciate that. 272 00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:37,690 Well, for you, sir, it was a pleasure. 273 00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:39,530 Molly, I can trust you. 274 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,530 I think you know that. 275 00:18:42,110 --> 00:18:43,190 Have lunch with me, please. 276 00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:46,990 Well, I wonder if I should trust you. 277 00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:48,210 Please do. It's very important. 278 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:52,260 I promised Mr. Wyvern I'd work through lunch to catch up. 279 00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:53,660 Dinner, then? 280 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:54,920 Will you have dinner, please? 281 00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:02,760 I shouldn't sound so available, but... I'd be delighted. 282 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:04,900 Thanks, Marley. 283 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:14,700 I can't believe it. You don't mean what you're saying. 284 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,020 Well, I do mean it. 285 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,440 My wife had a lover. 286 00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:19,930 This letter's in her handwriting. 287 00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:24,070 Why would anybody want to send that to you now? 288 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,730 Well, her boyfriend suspects that I found out about him. 289 00:19:28,550 --> 00:19:30,050 Murdered Valerie because I was jealous. 290 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:31,430 Oh, Andy. 291 00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:35,010 He's trying to pin this on me, shake me up, make me admit it. 292 00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:38,990 My death calendar, February 4th, the day she died. 293 00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:43,590 That could have been a coincidence, just an oversight on the part of Miss Wright. 294 00:19:43,930 --> 00:19:46,510 That letter to the police, that made... 295 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,620 The sergeant suspect me? 296 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,640 That could have been with my son, Crank. 297 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:57,560 Andy, you're still upset over Valerie's death, and you're just imagining all 298 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,560 sorts of things. 299 00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,640 Who'd do a thing like this to me? 300 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,440 It has to be somebody in the Vincent Company. 301 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,860 Somebody in the office put that letter in my mail. 302 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:13,920 Andy, I can't explain that letter, but it doesn't imply all the things you're 303 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:14,920 inventing. 304 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,660 Someone may want to hurt you, but... Charlie Lessing. 305 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:23,480 The old man racked him up about that whisker-off container. 306 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:24,960 Handed the job to me. 307 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,340 Charlie must loathe me. 308 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,220 Charlie doesn't resent you, and he hardly knew Valerie. 309 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,340 You're not making any sense. 310 00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:36,260 Molly, I'm not the most stable person in the world. I had an emotional breakdown 311 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:37,740 during the war. Battle fatigue. 312 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,820 I'm vulnerable and under pressure. 313 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,100 I admit that. 314 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:42,960 But I'm not imagining this. 315 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,540 Not since this morning. Not since that letter. 316 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,440 Somebody's out to get me. 317 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,700 Why, Andy? Who? 318 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,020 It's got to be somebody at the office. 319 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:56,820 Reverton, Charlie Lessing, Wyvern, maybe Vincent. 320 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,960 They all knew Valerie at office parties, dinner at our home. 321 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:05,180 Andy, I think we should find some place more private. People from the office 322 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,159 drop in here. 323 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,660 Oh, I'm embarrassing you. 324 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,480 All right. 325 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,160 We'll find a place more private. 326 00:21:14,060 --> 00:21:15,060 My house. 327 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:19,960 Hello, Mr. Anderson. 328 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:25,759 That's Granville. 329 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:26,980 Yes, I know. I saw him. Let's go. 330 00:21:28,060 --> 00:21:29,520 Vincent's hired him to spy on me. 331 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,600 Andy, will you please stop imagining? 332 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,660 The man stopped in for a drink. Now, let's go. 333 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:40,940 Please don't leave me, Molly. 334 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,580 You're the only one I can talk to. The only one I can trust. 335 00:21:49,770 --> 00:21:50,770 Look at this room. 336 00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,010 That furniture. 337 00:21:55,470 --> 00:21:56,470 Those lamps. 338 00:21:56,630 --> 00:21:57,630 Pictures. 339 00:21:59,510 --> 00:22:00,510 Listen to this. 340 00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:08,290 That was her favorite piece of music. 341 00:22:08,650 --> 00:22:09,670 No class. 342 00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:11,110 No taste. 343 00:22:11,510 --> 00:22:13,890 A dull, drab, cold woman. 344 00:22:16,930 --> 00:22:17,950 That's all she was. 345 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,160 No taste, no refinement. 346 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,360 Whatever made me think she was so wonderful that first time I met her at 347 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,360 the cocktail party. 348 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,180 Cheap little... I should have pushed her down those steps a long time ago. 349 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,560 Andy. 350 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,180 Oh, oh. 351 00:22:34,860 --> 00:22:37,120 I didn't mean that I did push her. 352 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,800 I swear I didn't, Molly. 353 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,120 I didn't. 354 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:46,560 What I meant is I should have... I should have married a girl like you. 355 00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:49,400 Andy, you've had too many martinis. 356 00:22:57,860 --> 00:22:59,980 I should have met you at that cocktail party. 357 00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:01,560 You're a lovely girl. 358 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,660 Kind, understanding. 359 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,860 Oh, Andy, I wish you had met me instead. 360 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,460 But this is not the time to talk about it. You're a little drunk, you know. 361 00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:16,580 You're not thinking very clearly. 362 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,960 I was thinking very clearly. First time in my life. 363 00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:23,320 That cheap little... running around with some man. 364 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,500 You've no proof of it. 365 00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:28,940 Dear, can't you let it alone? 366 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,560 Oh, you helped me, Molly. 367 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,620 Lovely girl. Sweet understanding. 368 00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:38,980 I think we've both had too many martinis. 369 00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:40,399 Come on. 370 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:41,960 Let's get you up to bed, huh? 371 00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:46,100 We'll talk about it another day. 372 00:24:19,050 --> 00:24:20,050 Oh, Marlene. 373 00:24:20,230 --> 00:24:25,990 Marlene. Oh, I'm sorry, Marlene. I'm sorry. I thought you... I thought you 374 00:24:25,990 --> 00:24:28,770 were... That 375 00:24:28,770 --> 00:24:35,710 concludes the first half of 376 00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:36,589 our show. 377 00:24:36,590 --> 00:24:41,430 But rather than have you go out for an intermission, television brings the 378 00:24:41,430 --> 00:24:42,450 intermission to you. 379 00:24:42,770 --> 00:24:44,950 I shall be here at its conclusion. 380 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:49,960 Good evening and welcome back to the show. 381 00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:55,400 In case you are wondering why I took no intermission, frankly, I'm stuck in 382 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:59,440 here. I shall attempt to wriggle out during the second half of our story. 383 00:24:59,780 --> 00:25:02,980 It will begin when the following commercial ends. 384 00:25:16,780 --> 00:25:19,960 Mr. Vincent wants you to join him for lunch, and a special delivery just 385 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:20,960 arrived. 386 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:56,880 Eat something, Andy. 387 00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:58,300 I'm not hungry. 388 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,720 How are you coming with a new container for Whisker Off? Have you tried it yet? 389 00:26:03,940 --> 00:26:08,780 Yeah, I tried it. It stings a little. Well, not exactly stings. It smarts. 390 00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:11,800 I used it this morning. Or was it yesterday morning? 391 00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:15,660 Andy, I'm worried about you. 392 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,460 Been so touchy since you got back. 393 00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:21,440 I lost my wife, you know. Oh, yes, I know. 394 00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:24,140 But it's no good to brood. 395 00:26:26,380 --> 00:26:27,380 Your work's up for you. 396 00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:30,780 Look, Andy. 397 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,160 It's a terrible thing that happened to Val, but... Val? 398 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,260 What? You called her Val. 399 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:41,060 Well, I don't see what... That's how she signed that letter. 400 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,680 What letter? 401 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,680 Look, Andy, I don't know what's going on, but... You could have put that 402 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:48,680 letter in my mail. 403 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,200 The matches, too. 404 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,580 What on earth are you talking about? 405 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,920 You could have been Valerie's lover. 406 00:26:57,820 --> 00:27:01,900 Andy, I think maybe you came back to work much too soon. 407 00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:05,300 I'm sorry, sir. 408 00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:07,460 I'm very sorry. 409 00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:18,660 Oh, Molly. 410 00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:20,820 Molly, I've got to talk to you. 411 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:23,200 Andy, I'm on my way up. Please. 412 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,140 Let's go into my office. 413 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:40,040 sorry about last night, but I wanted you to know that... Andy, please don't worry 414 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:40,779 about it. 415 00:27:40,780 --> 00:27:41,800 Please, I understand. 416 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,740 I've already forgotten about what happened last night. 417 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:49,360 But I haven't forgotten what you said. 418 00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:52,460 I meant it, Molly, every word of it. I should have married a girl like you. 419 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:54,680 Oh, Andy. 420 00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:58,260 Molly, you couldn't... 421 00:28:30,699 --> 00:28:31,699 Dictation, please. 422 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:42,760 Come in. 423 00:28:42,780 --> 00:28:43,780 Yes, sir. 424 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,120 Letter to Mr. Gordon. Kitty Modes. You know the address. 425 00:28:51,580 --> 00:28:54,720 Dear Mr. Gordon, you're absolutely right. The sketches are no good. 426 00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:58,480 I've told our illustration department to work on new ones. 427 00:28:59,100 --> 00:29:04,440 We regret the delay, appreciate your patience, sincerely, and so on. Got 428 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,520 that? Yes, sir. 429 00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:12,080 In our office, memorable to Wyvern, illustration department. 430 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,420 Kitty Modes tossed our sketches back at us. 431 00:29:17,180 --> 00:29:22,940 Their criticism on this occasion, as on others, is incompetent, irrelevant, and 432 00:29:22,940 --> 00:29:23,940 immaterial. 433 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,220 But we have to humor them. 434 00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:31,240 Of all our pestilential clients, Kitty Modes is the worst. 435 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,920 They demand ten times as much as any other client. 436 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,280 But make them up some sketches to please their childish hearts. 437 00:29:38,580 --> 00:29:40,020 Shoot that down to Wyvern immediately. 438 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,320 Yes, sir. 439 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:51,940 No cold now, please. 440 00:30:02,090 --> 00:30:03,210 I have the same thing, bartender. 441 00:30:05,710 --> 00:30:06,710 Drinking on the job? 442 00:30:07,370 --> 00:30:08,370 Come to gloat? 443 00:30:08,410 --> 00:30:09,410 Gloat? 444 00:30:10,450 --> 00:30:12,390 You mean about your kissing, Molly? 445 00:30:13,690 --> 00:30:17,710 That is entirely your affair, old man, in a manner of speaking. 446 00:30:18,370 --> 00:30:21,570 Although I would keep it under wraps for a while if I were you. 447 00:30:21,950 --> 00:30:24,330 I mean, period of mourning, that sort of thing. 448 00:30:24,550 --> 00:30:25,550 Which means? 449 00:30:26,110 --> 00:30:27,310 Nothing, Andy, nothing. 450 00:30:27,530 --> 00:30:29,830 I didn't come here to row, but to warn. 451 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:34,900 I was closeted with dear old Vincent just before, and frankly, chum, at the 452 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:37,520 moment, your position is a little bit shaky. 453 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,560 You're all converging on me, aren't you? 454 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,540 You may not believe this, Andy, and you probably won't, but in my own fumbling 455 00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:46,640 and apt fashion, I'm trying to help you. 456 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,480 Help me. Help me right out in the street so you can get my job. 457 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,200 Andy, come on. 458 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,960 I just spent a half an hour defending you to the old man. 459 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:58,740 Don't make me feel I made a mistake. 460 00:31:00,590 --> 00:31:02,070 We all know what you've gone through. 461 00:31:02,530 --> 00:31:04,950 Valerie died a miserable sudden death. 462 00:31:06,710 --> 00:31:07,710 Sudden death? 463 00:31:10,170 --> 00:31:11,089 Now what? 464 00:31:11,090 --> 00:31:12,090 What do you mean, sudden death? 465 00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:13,469 I don't get you. 466 00:31:13,470 --> 00:31:14,470 You mean foul play? 467 00:31:15,890 --> 00:31:17,950 What? They both go together, don't they? 468 00:31:18,350 --> 00:31:19,370 Sudden death, foul play? 469 00:31:19,890 --> 00:31:21,670 Andy, what in the name of... Dante! 470 00:31:22,930 --> 00:31:24,330 Wait a minute, I just thought of something. 471 00:31:24,890 --> 00:31:25,890 What? 472 00:31:26,530 --> 00:31:28,410 No one else had easier access to this office. 473 00:31:29,790 --> 00:31:32,630 So what does that mean? No one else hung around him or at parties. 474 00:31:33,130 --> 00:31:34,130 Hung around? 475 00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:42,570 Are you talking about Valerie? Yes, I'm... I said no more 476 00:31:42,570 --> 00:31:44,530 calls. This is Mr. Vincent's office. 477 00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:46,910 Mr. Vincent would like to see you before you leave. 478 00:31:47,150 --> 00:31:48,150 Oh, all right. 479 00:31:53,530 --> 00:31:54,530 Here are your letters. 480 00:32:10,350 --> 00:32:13,230 Oh, Mr. Anderson, I have some ideas for the Whiskeroff container. Could I talk 481 00:32:13,230 --> 00:32:14,350 to you? Not now. Not now. Later. 482 00:32:43,210 --> 00:32:44,210 Bad, isn't it? 483 00:32:44,370 --> 00:32:45,970 The bedroom's the same way. 484 00:32:46,810 --> 00:32:48,710 Pillows, mattress, terrible mess. 485 00:32:49,090 --> 00:32:52,490 Pretty neat job of entry, though. They managed to lock on the front door there. 486 00:32:53,890 --> 00:32:54,890 You look kind of pale. 487 00:32:55,310 --> 00:32:56,430 Let me get you a drink. 488 00:32:58,470 --> 00:32:59,590 How long have you been here? 489 00:33:00,110 --> 00:33:01,110 Just a little while. 490 00:33:02,810 --> 00:33:04,210 How do I know you didn't do this? 491 00:33:04,470 --> 00:33:05,470 There you go. 492 00:33:05,610 --> 00:33:08,990 Gilbert and Sullivan were right, I'm afraid. A policeman's lock is not a 493 00:33:08,990 --> 00:33:09,990 happy one. 494 00:33:10,580 --> 00:33:13,800 Actually, the mailman discovered your door standing open, so I came over and 495 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,060 found the house in this condition. 496 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,640 Waited till you got here. What happens? You come in, you accuse me of all this. 497 00:33:19,260 --> 00:33:20,260 Here is your drink. 498 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,360 No? 499 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,840 What are you supposed to have done for her? Search for evidence, maybe? 500 00:33:26,540 --> 00:33:29,820 Whoever broke in wasn't searching for evidence, because there isn't any 501 00:33:29,820 --> 00:33:30,820 evidence to find. 502 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,300 Whoever broke in was trying to destroy me. 503 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,820 They must have had a pretty good reason to suspect you. 504 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:37,519 And you? 505 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:38,920 I? Yes, you. 506 00:33:40,050 --> 00:33:42,350 Either make a formal charge of murder against me or get out. 507 00:33:42,930 --> 00:33:45,170 You're talking about murder again. Do you hear me? 508 00:33:47,170 --> 00:33:48,170 Mika. 509 00:33:49,290 --> 00:33:50,290 Good night. 510 00:34:09,389 --> 00:34:11,949 Oh, Mr. Anderson, I hope you don't mind. I borrowed this book. 511 00:34:12,570 --> 00:34:13,570 Good morning, mister. 512 00:34:15,909 --> 00:34:17,270 Anything? No. 513 00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:33,429 What ever happened to your face? 514 00:34:35,170 --> 00:34:36,449 Vincent wants to see you right away. 515 00:34:36,850 --> 00:34:38,170 That calendar, where'd it come from? 516 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,080 How would I know? 517 00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:42,400 Maybe it's a gift from our faithful secretary. 518 00:34:43,420 --> 00:34:45,580 Or Molly O'Rourke. Look at the date. 519 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,860 Little things amuse little girls. 520 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,060 You think it's a joke? 521 00:34:52,380 --> 00:34:53,380 Of course. 522 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,739 31st of February, sort of a super leap year. Get it? 523 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,960 Yes? I want you in here, now. 524 00:35:03,780 --> 00:35:04,780 Yes, sir. 525 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,360 Is something wrong, Mr. Vincent? 526 00:35:31,540 --> 00:35:32,920 I'm going to read you a letter, Andy. 527 00:35:34,020 --> 00:35:35,140 A memo, actually. 528 00:35:37,820 --> 00:35:41,460 Kitty Modes tossed these sketches back to us. Their criticism on this occasion, 529 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:44,260 as on others, is incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial, but we'll 530 00:35:44,260 --> 00:35:45,238 have to humor them. 531 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:48,380 Of all our pestilential clients, Kitty Modes is the worst. 532 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:50,860 I don't understand. 533 00:35:51,580 --> 00:35:53,040 Then allow me to enlighten you, Andy. 534 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,540 That memo was received this morning by Mr. Gordon. 535 00:35:56,970 --> 00:35:58,990 who has quite understandably brought it to me. 536 00:36:00,110 --> 00:36:02,810 I've never been so insulted in all my life. 537 00:36:03,450 --> 00:36:08,270 Of all the unethical... But I didn't send that memo to... Does it really 538 00:36:08,270 --> 00:36:09,270 matter, Andy? 539 00:36:09,430 --> 00:36:12,110 The letter and the memo were unfortunately put in the wrong 540 00:36:12,110 --> 00:36:14,930 envelopes. I repeat, does it really matter? 541 00:36:15,210 --> 00:36:16,770 The point is one of attitude. 542 00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:19,050 Your attitude. 543 00:36:20,630 --> 00:36:24,330 I take full responsibility for that mistake, Mr. Gordon. 544 00:36:24,670 --> 00:36:26,150 And I do beg your pardon. 545 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:32,320 You see, that memo was the product of an extreme emotional tension that I've been 546 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:36,660 undergoing. I lost my wife, Mr. Gordon, this month. You probably heard about it. 547 00:36:36,740 --> 00:36:39,100 She fell down a flight of steps and broke her neck. 548 00:36:40,140 --> 00:36:42,300 You must understand, I haven't been myself. 549 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:48,200 And it's not just me. You see, somebody has been trying to break me down by... 550 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,780 You must understand. 551 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,280 I'm sorry. 552 00:36:54,410 --> 00:36:56,370 But it's quite out of my hands now, Mr. Anderson. 553 00:36:56,970 --> 00:36:57,970 What? 554 00:37:00,590 --> 00:37:04,430 Kitty Modes is taking their account to another company. Oh, wait a second. 555 00:37:04,650 --> 00:37:07,950 Surely if I apologize... It's too late for apologies, Andy. 556 00:37:08,150 --> 00:37:11,270 Oh, but wait a minute. Certainly this can all be straightened out. 557 00:37:12,650 --> 00:37:14,870 Kitty Modes has been our client for 13 years. 558 00:37:15,590 --> 00:37:18,910 Certainly this error on my part isn't going to end this long, established 559 00:37:18,910 --> 00:37:22,770 relationship. It was not we who ended that relationship, Mr. Anderson. 560 00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:24,180 Oh, please. 561 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,340 Andy, I'm giving you a leave of absence. 562 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:40,720 Half pay. 563 00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:42,740 Take whatever time you need to pull yourself together. 564 00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:45,320 Travel, rest, do what you like. 565 00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:48,280 But I don't want a leave of absence. 566 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,740 I'm not asking what you want, Andy. 567 00:37:52,390 --> 00:37:53,390 Oh, I see. 568 00:37:53,510 --> 00:37:55,970 Nineteen years of loyal service and now the ash can. Is that it? 569 00:37:56,570 --> 00:37:58,730 Andy, I'm not firing you. On the contrary. 570 00:37:59,190 --> 00:38:02,050 It is because of your good work in the past that I'm seeing to it that you 571 00:38:02,050 --> 00:38:03,050 rest. 572 00:38:03,090 --> 00:38:05,410 Recover from this period of upset. 573 00:38:05,870 --> 00:38:08,710 Why, in three or four months you'll be fine. Three or four months? 574 00:38:09,110 --> 00:38:12,370 Well, I feel you need at least that much time. You feel? How about the way I 575 00:38:12,370 --> 00:38:17,010 feel? Andy, it is because of my consideration of your feelings that we 576 00:38:17,010 --> 00:38:18,190 are having this conversation. 577 00:38:18,790 --> 00:38:19,790 No, no. 578 00:38:20,730 --> 00:38:21,830 Work is what I need. 579 00:38:22,610 --> 00:38:25,610 I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Vincent. I've made a mistake. I've made lots of 580 00:38:25,610 --> 00:38:29,650 mistakes. I accused you of being Valerie's lover. That's ridiculous, of 581 00:38:29,650 --> 00:38:30,650 course. 582 00:38:30,810 --> 00:38:34,310 But I must go on working. I have a job to do. I can't leave everything in 583 00:38:34,310 --> 00:38:35,129 Lessing's hands. 584 00:38:35,130 --> 00:38:36,330 He's perfectly capable. 585 00:38:36,870 --> 00:38:40,690 Oh, yes, he's capable. He's capable of having me thrown right out of the 586 00:38:40,690 --> 00:38:43,390 agency. Are you blaming Charlie now for what's happened? 587 00:38:43,710 --> 00:38:47,670 Don't you understand? It was Charlie, my good friend Charlie, who's been trying 588 00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:50,470 to drive me out of my mind. He's the one who's been changing the calendar, 589 00:38:50,630 --> 00:38:54,390 sending me letters, trying to intimidate me. Oh, Andy, for... Mr. 590 00:38:54,590 --> 00:38:57,170 Vincent, Charlie Lessing was my wife's lover. 591 00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:07,930 Oh, I've had enough of this. 592 00:39:08,190 --> 00:39:09,410 I don't need your job. 593 00:39:09,990 --> 00:39:12,750 I don't need your miserable half-pay leave of absence. 594 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,160 I don't need you and I'll find out who's responsible for these things. 595 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,560 Andy, you, you aren't well. 596 00:39:20,540 --> 00:39:21,760 You don't even look well. 597 00:39:22,580 --> 00:39:23,720 What's the matter with your face? 598 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:26,500 Oh, that's a little joke on you, Mr. Vincent. 599 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,800 Go ahead, use whisker off. Give up shaving. 600 00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:31,760 Your face will be so tender you won't be able to touch it. 601 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,620 What? No matter what kind of a container you stuff it in. 602 00:41:35,630 --> 00:41:37,050 Oh, you're dead. 603 00:41:37,790 --> 00:41:38,790 You're dead. 604 00:41:44,950 --> 00:41:45,950 Yes, 605 00:41:49,950 --> 00:41:50,950 she's dead, Anderson. 606 00:41:55,890 --> 00:41:57,590 And you can't murder her twice. 607 00:41:58,290 --> 00:42:00,790 Now, would you like to tell us exactly how you did it? 608 00:42:13,750 --> 00:42:15,410 What are you trying to prove? 609 00:42:16,350 --> 00:42:18,170 Look what we've already done to an innocent man. 610 00:42:20,170 --> 00:42:21,750 You're as squeamish as the commissioner. 611 00:42:23,450 --> 00:42:25,190 He asked me to resign, you know. 612 00:42:25,410 --> 00:42:28,510 Yes, I heard about it when I reported back to headquarters this morning. My 613 00:42:28,510 --> 00:42:30,230 handling of the case wasn't approved. 614 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,520 Unorthodox methods, he said. That's a polite description for breaking into a 615 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,040 suspect's house and scaring him after death. 616 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:41,280 Just when did you adopt this holy of the bow attitude? I don't seem to recall any 617 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:42,840 objections from you during the investigation. 618 00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:44,460 Investigation? 619 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:49,160 Persecution, you mean. 620 00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:50,340 Altering his calendar. 621 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,420 Sending him forged letters ransacking his apartment. 622 00:42:54,060 --> 00:42:56,400 Oh, yes, I did what I was told. I carried out your orders. 623 00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,820 But tell me, just what have we accomplished outside of terrifying him? 624 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,740 Even the commissioner didn't deny that my methods worked. He just didn't 625 00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:04,740 approve of them, that's all. 626 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,460 But I don't believe Anderson is guilty. 627 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,560 Well, I'm going to prove you're wrong. 628 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,440 You think you'll get a signed confession from him? I know I will. 629 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:17,600 You can see the patient now, gentlemen. 630 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,880 Well, I don't want to see him. Suit yourself, boy. 631 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,060 We will find a change in him, Sergeant. 632 00:43:29,710 --> 00:43:31,990 For some reason, he has a fear of shaving. 633 00:43:36,830 --> 00:43:37,830 Please, come. 634 00:43:47,350 --> 00:43:48,470 He's writing something. 635 00:43:48,730 --> 00:43:49,950 That could be important. 636 00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:51,750 Oh, is it? 637 00:43:56,010 --> 00:43:57,010 Mr. Anderson? 638 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:01,240 There's somebody here to see you. 639 00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:04,300 I don't know him. 640 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:06,440 Are you sure? 641 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,380 Why don't you look at him, Mr. Anderson? 642 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,120 I don't need to look at him. 643 00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:13,760 You're writing something, huh? 644 00:44:14,660 --> 00:44:15,660 To her? 645 00:44:16,340 --> 00:44:17,340 May I see it? 646 00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:20,360 Perfectly all right, Mr. Anderson. 647 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:21,880 Let him see it. 648 00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:27,920 Mr. Anderson's wife comes to torment him, and he... 649 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,400 Hopes to stop her with these writings. 650 00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:32,160 Is that what he told you? 651 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:37,560 She came last night. 652 00:44:38,580 --> 00:44:40,180 She knew the date, of course. 653 00:44:41,460 --> 00:44:42,460 Date? 654 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,820 The 31st of February. 655 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:48,720 She always comes in. 656 00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:58,680 SHUT THE FUCK UP! 657 00:45:34,470 --> 00:45:35,770 Congratulations. What does that mean? 658 00:45:36,350 --> 00:45:39,270 You know his background as well as I do. You know he's been headed for the edge 659 00:45:39,270 --> 00:45:40,189 for years. 660 00:45:40,190 --> 00:45:42,630 And all it took to finish him was just a little push, wasn't it, Chris? 661 00:45:42,850 --> 00:45:46,750 Look, he put a burnt-out bulb in the cellar, then he pushed his wife down the 662 00:45:46,750 --> 00:45:50,310 stairs and he broke her neck. Now, what more do you require, boy? A blueprint? 663 00:45:50,970 --> 00:45:51,970 No. 664 00:45:52,710 --> 00:45:55,230 What the district attorney requires, evidence. 665 00:45:55,650 --> 00:45:59,410 The only way that matchbook could have got by the body was if Anderson put it 666 00:45:59,410 --> 00:46:01,270 there himself after he killed her. 667 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,600 That isn't evidence. 668 00:46:03,220 --> 00:46:04,220 Well, he's guilty. 669 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:06,960 You want a match? 670 00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:10,240 I thought I had one. 671 00:46:10,660 --> 00:46:12,040 There's a book of them by your feet. 672 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,540 I just have a hole in my pocket. 673 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,220 As a matter of fact, I do. 674 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,340 A hole in your pocket? 675 00:46:28,940 --> 00:46:30,600 Yes, a hole in my pocket. So? 676 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:38,260 What if Anderson had a hole in his pocket the night his wife died? 677 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:45,020 What if he had a book of matches in that pocket and they fell out onto the cellar 678 00:46:45,020 --> 00:46:46,020 floor? 679 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:55,040 Must make you very happy to realize what you've done, Sergeant. 680 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:44,160 Several stagehands are attempting to pull me out of here. 681 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:49,000 If they succeed by next week, I shall bring you another story. 682 00:47:49,580 --> 00:47:54,080 Scenes from our next production will be shown immediately after this commercial. 51803

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