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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:06,381 Happy birthday to you 2 00:00:06,465 --> 00:00:07,799 And many more 3 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,218 Yeah! 4 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:11,053 You know I can't blow those candles out. 5 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:12,679 I'm a ghost. 6 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:14,306 I just thought you'd appreciate the ceremony since -- 7 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:16,225 well, you know, you can't leave the bedroom. 8 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:18,602 - And what's his problem? - O'Doyle. Stop staring. 9 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,647 Sorry, it's just wild there's no exit wound. 10 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:24,358 Is the bullet still in there? Like, as a ghost bullet? 11 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:26,151 I mean, did the bullet become a ghost, too? 12 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:27,861 Sorry, O'Doyle's half-Leprechaun 13 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:29,154 and all vibe killer. 14 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:30,531 Perhaps we should call it. 15 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,281 It's not like I can do anything. 16 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,784 You sure about that? 17 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,453 - Gloves? - Ghost Gloves. 18 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,247 I had Dr. Finch cook them up for you. 19 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:39,540 Put your right hand in here 20 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:41,166 and wiggle your fingers, one by one. 21 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:42,793 Okay...? 22 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,628 Right now, the glove's ectosonic sensors are scanning 23 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,713 your psychic footprint and creating a field 24 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,507 that gives your hand mass. 25 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,259 - By God! - Here. Grab it. 26 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:51,969 I... I can feel it. 27 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,720 I-I can hold things! 28 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:55,097 You've got hands, Abe! 29 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,015 Eeee! 30 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:58,559 A bedpost? Table?! 31 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:00,769 Sheets! Curtis, my good man. 32 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:02,437 This is the greatest gift ever! 33 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:04,313 I gotta say, seeing Abe Lincoln 34 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:06,191 get ghost gloves has to be 35 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:07,693 one of the best moments -- 36 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,528 Launch codes, launch codes. 37 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:10,904 Excuse me? 38 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:12,656 Sorry, I-I don't know where that came from. 39 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,074 From your dirty mouth. 40 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:15,617 Stop eyeing me like a bullet wound, O'Doyle. 41 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:18,161 It's not like I -- launch codes, access PIN. 42 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,413 Wow. 43 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:21,748 Okay, I admit this is kinda weird. 44 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:23,834 Malware? 45 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:24,835 Fucking robots, man. 46 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,295 This is a huge security issue. 47 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:27,838 All right, you two deal with that. 48 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,006 Seems like the bigger story, 49 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,090 I'll just hang with Lincoln. 50 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,341 Guys, let's not overreact, 51 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:34,094 I'm completely -- launch -- 52 00:01:34,176 --> 00:01:35,887 - I'll take care of it. - Yeah, it's a thing. 53 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:37,598 It's warm. 54 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,765 The vomit is warm! 55 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,544 Why are we in the room 56 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,339 where Curtis goes to avoid his brother's calls? 57 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,507 Because it's a faraday cage, no data can get in or out. 58 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,301 Which is what we need while we're hunting this -- 59 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,719 gate code, White House. 60 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,638 Son of a bitch. 61 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:19,473 Self-cloaking trojan horse. 62 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:20,932 Banks, you're the Chief of Staff, 63 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,309 not a fart fetish porn site, 64 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,144 you're not allowed to have a virus. 65 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,812 God, you sound just like the people 66 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,230 at the Bureau of Robotics. 67 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,107 Is that who made your dumb robot brain? 68 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:30,942 No, NuMind made my brain. 69 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:33,987 They were this amazing, short-lived biotech startup. 70 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,447 I was their only prototype. 71 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,991 The B.O.R. is basically a fucking Jiffy Lube. 72 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,327 They do government- mandated checkups on my brain 73 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,995 to make sure stuff like this doesn't happen. 74 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,163 So why aren't we there? 75 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,498 Because I've never had a virus, 76 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:45,874 and if I report this, they'll fire me. 77 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:47,542 So...why aren't we there? 78 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:49,711 O'Doyle, do you really want Jeff 79 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,380 to be the one going into my mind 80 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:53,131 to retrieve classified data 81 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:54,841 from a piece of rogue malware? 82 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,009 'Cause Jeff's the guy. 83 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,511 He smells like Doritos, 84 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,054 and he always forgets to recalibrate the diodes. 85 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:01,306 - You are a mess. - Don't worry, I got this. 86 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,016 Pentagon access PIN. 87 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,352 Ugh, hold on. I might puke. 88 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,067 - Okay, screw this. - What? 89 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,402 You think I trust you to do this? 90 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:14,778 You plug in and fuck up 91 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,363 and go Scarlet Witch on the White House, 92 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:17,656 that makes me look bad. 93 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,658 No. No way, sister. I'm going in. 94 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,993 I'll terminate that malware myself. 95 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:24,037 Shirt's off. Decision's made. 96 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:25,163 I mean... 97 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:26,540 I'd love to clap back, 98 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:27,999 but I don't really have any other options. 99 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,376 - 'Course you don't. - Okay. 100 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,211 Just need to customize your avatar... 101 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:35,298 Stop! Stop giving me a witch nose! 102 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,050 Hmm...Ooh, mirror image. 103 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,427 - Banks! - Fine. 104 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:40,137 Happy, you baby? You're hot now. 105 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,055 - Yes. - You might scream a bit. 106 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,435 Whoa! 107 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,563 Of course there's a cockpit in your brain. 108 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,231 Hi, there! How can I help you today? 109 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,150 Uh, there's a little girl here. 110 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,567 That's the user interface. 111 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,278 She pops up whenever someone loads in. 112 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:58,280 I customized her to look like a little girl version of me. 113 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,240 - That's insane. - What's insane? 114 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:03,410 A thing someone said. 115 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,746 I see you work for the B.O.R.? 116 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:06,997 You do assume that. 117 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,459 If I said otherwise, that would make me a liar. 118 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,878 Great! Let's get you your toolkit! 119 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:16,130 Jesus Christ, just learn to lie you weirdo. 120 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:17,382 All righty. 121 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:18,800 Diagnostic visor, neuroscanner. 122 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:20,427 Which sector are you inspecting? 123 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,095 - Memories. - I'm here for memories. 124 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,221 Great! 125 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:25,307 This tube will drop you into a recent memory, 126 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,267 since they're the newest and most stable. 127 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,685 Good luck! 128 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:32,189 Hm. She's actually pretty helpful. 129 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:37,277 Okay, I'm in an empty bathroom? 130 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,782 Oh, I can't believe I puked in front of Lincoln. 131 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:45,034 Correction, I'm in a bathroom with you puking. 132 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,495 And sneezing and farting. 133 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:47,871 Go into the third stall. 134 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,748 - Don't be gross. - You don't be gross! 135 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,416 I'm navigating you through my memories toward the malware. 136 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:52,626 Just take the stall. 137 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,044 I thought we couldn't handle it. 138 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,629 Well, sir, today I learned 139 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,589 it's wrong to make assumptions about people. 140 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:00,050 If all your memories are just you at work, 141 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,636 this is gonna get very sad, very quickly. 142 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:07,432 By God does it feel good for an old man to pour himself a drink. 143 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,226 - Cheers to you, Abe. - Thank you, Curtis. 144 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,437 I never thought I'd get a second chance to do things, you know? 145 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,564 Least I could do! Gotta admit, I'm a fan. 146 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,067 I mean, I'm mostly known for taxing people's cum. 147 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,653 Just wish we knew what unfinished business 148 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,905 was chaining you to this bedroom. 149 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:25,450 I've...always wanted to hold Mary Todd one last time. 150 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:27,828 Buddy, she's been dead a long time. 151 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:31,248 Yes, but she made them seal off her entire wardrobe. 152 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,166 - What? - Her bloody dress from that night. 153 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,668 Until I had these gloves, 154 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,586 I never thought I'd be able to touch it again. 155 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,296 Embrace her essence. 156 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,756 - Hyah! - Whoa, whoa! 157 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,007 Easy tough guy! 158 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:48,056 Mary... 159 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,226 Mm. 160 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:53,895 Mmm! 161 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,732 Whoa, Linky! You can leave the bedroom! 162 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:59,943 Your bedroom business has been finished! 163 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:00,944 Yes! 164 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,072 Ow! Jesus, man. 165 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:06,199 Sorry, sorry! Got a little excited. 166 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,034 But...I'm still here. 167 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:10,203 Well, birthday boy, guess there's more business 168 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,454 for you to finish out here, huh? 169 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,498 - Business buddies! - Finish Friends! 170 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:14,708 Finish friends! 171 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,835 Business buddies finish friends! 172 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:21,214 Christ, your mind took a turn for the worse. 173 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:22,799 Uh-huh. the neural realignment 174 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,218 wiped out almost all my memories before the surgery. 175 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:26,428 You're walking through my 20s. 176 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:27,846 Oh, it's almost like 177 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:29,681 a computer doesn't belong in a brain. 178 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,016 Mehbleghhh. 179 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,642 Just go right. You're near the malware. 180 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,561 Whoo! NuMind, bitches! 181 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,563 - We're gonna change the world! - Unexpected twist. 182 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:39,149 You're standing on a desk doing Jell-O shots. 183 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,401 - What? - My middle name is "Grind," baby! 184 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,862 I see it. Oh-ho-ho! 185 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,573 Ah, squirmy worm! 186 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,909 The blue wire! Disconnect the blue wire! 187 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,914 Hell yeah! Nice work, O'Doyle. 188 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:54,998 Whoo! 189 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,250 Guess the malware was going after your middle name? 190 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,585 What? I don't know my middle name. 191 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,003 Apparently, it's "Grind"? 192 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:02,297 Although, honestly, I think you were just drunk. 193 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,673 "Grind"? What memory is this? 194 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,508 You doing shots at NuMind? 195 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:06,927 I never did that. I was their product. 196 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,094 They saved me. 197 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,096 Yeah, it's a real "who rescued who." 198 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,431 You're shotgunning a beer. 199 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:12,766 Okay, fuck this. I'm coming in. 200 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,643 - What?! Why? - The malware's contained. 201 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:16,978 You're saying insane things. I need to see this myself. 202 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:19,105 Banks, no. Keep your robot ass out there 203 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,899 until I clear you of being a threat -- 204 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,984 Sorry, can't hear you, plugging in. 205 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:27,489 Hi, there, Banks! 206 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:28,949 Always nice to see my host. 207 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,825 Yeah, whatever. Give me a diagnostic toolkit. 208 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:33,370 Oh, I see we're doing East Coast personalities today. 209 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,955 I should note, the B.O.R. is doing 210 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,122 routine maintenance on the -- 211 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,624 Uhp, she's not listening. 212 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,170 Oh! Linky likey! 213 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,546 Your first perfect game! 214 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,465 Yeah, it -- it's good. 215 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:47,425 Right, but not "finished business" good. 216 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:48,718 What's next? 217 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,011 A-ha! 218 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,764 Holy shit! Your last unsolved case as a lawyer! 219 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:54,641 You found the Kentucky Canoodler! 220 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,267 It's always the husbands. 221 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:59,145 But the mystery of my presence still remains. 222 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:00,939 Ha ha! Good! 223 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,691 - Now put some mustard on it. - What? 224 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,985 Just throw it hard, like you're proud of me. 225 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:06,945 What do you think, Abe? People want to add a hat 226 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,530 to your head on Mount Rushmore. 227 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,031 Maybe finishing this project would -- 228 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:11,241 Curtis, I'm sorry. 229 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,618 You really think I care about this stupid hat? 230 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:16,705 Oh. Well...what would make you happy, Abe? 231 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,123 Honestly? 232 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:21,751 Well, sir, we can't actually resurrect the man himself, 233 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,212 but we can use tons of historical data 234 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:27,048 to build a cognitive model and put it into a vat-brewed clone. 235 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:28,633 Incredible. 236 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,510 And here's the best part -- we suck that body up 237 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,054 into my Finch-a-reeno wardrobing chamber. 238 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:34,472 Wardrobing chamber? 239 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,599 Oh, yeah. Clothes, props -- you name it. 240 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,226 What do you think? Should he be writing a letter? 241 00:08:38,308 --> 00:08:39,477 Taking a shit? 242 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,062 No, no, no. Reading a book. 243 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:43,815 And voilà -- John Wilkes Booth. 244 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,567 - Damn. Okay. - Right? 245 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:47,485 I wanna go in there. 246 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:49,154 That, uh -- that makes sense. 247 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,990 I guess you can't get closure without facing your killer. 248 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,617 Sure. Open the door. 249 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:58,079 You? No! It can't be! 250 00:08:58,163 --> 00:08:59,998 I -- I killed you! 251 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:03,043 Well, you didn't do a good enough job, Johnny! 252 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,461 Raaah! Raaaah! 253 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,296 - Oh! Aah! - Yaaah! 254 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,632 Aaaaah! 255 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,052 Uh... It is his birthday. 256 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,472 Hey, I'm just trying to make it to 5:00. 257 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,724 My middle name is "Grind," baby! 258 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,726 - This is insane. - You being cool, 259 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,686 or you working at the company that made you? 260 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,813 I didn't work there. I was a Jane Doe they saved. 261 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,982 I would've died from a free-climbing accident 262 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,734 if it wasn't for their experimental tech. 263 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,778 You're just describing the plot of "The Bionic Woman." 264 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:32,322 - What's that? - A hit TV show in the '70s? 265 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,740 No, idiot -- that. 266 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,408 That's Logan Parks. He founded the company, 267 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,744 he's one of the most brilliant tech minds out there. 268 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,579 - What are you doing? - Hardwiring us in. 269 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:40,997 The visual pathway's are shredded, 270 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,373 but the data should still be encoded 271 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,917 within the memory itself. 272 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,752 You could've just said "letting us see the memory." 273 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,253 You want a headset or not? 274 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,339 No, I wanna stand here with my thumb up my ass. 275 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,841 My middle name is "Grind," baby! 276 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,468 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 277 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,261 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 278 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:56,888 Whoo! NuMind, bitches! 279 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:58,598 We're gonna change the world! 280 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,141 Damn right! 281 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,060 It's 3:00 a.m. Should we go home? 282 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,104 - No! - I sleep here anyway! 283 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:07,107 Should we ever leave until we integrate a computer 284 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,441 into a human mind? 285 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,692 - No! - I will never leave. 286 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,277 Wait. Question, question, 287 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,154 'Cause I'm confused. Should we let the government 288 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,865 slow down our progress with regulations? 289 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,492 - No! - Progress! 290 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,452 Put another day on the sign! 291 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:20,662 Whoo! 292 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,038 And why is it shaped like that? 293 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,373 That's the point, new guy. 294 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,208 The sign should be dangerous. 295 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,459 It's unregulated! 296 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:27,794 Love that sign! 297 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,630 First person to code a working OS 298 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:34,175 for the arm HUD gets a vial of ketamine! 299 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,718 - Ketamine! - And they're off! 300 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:36,928 Nice chugging, Banks. 301 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,346 You're pretty cool for a girl. 302 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:39,931 Thanks, Booger. We're gonna do it, man. 303 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:42,267 We're gonna save so many people! 304 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,769 Who the fuck was that version of me? 305 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,813 Also, who's Booger? What was his deal? 306 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,982 Son of a bitch. This isn't surgical damage. 307 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,526 Someone shredded this memory on purpose. 308 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,319 Okay, and apparently more. 309 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,904 Oh, my God. You're like a whack-a-mole 310 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,114 of security threats. 311 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,782 I'm going after those memories. 312 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,450 Stay or come. I don't care! 313 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:02,579 Oh, bet you never talked to Booger this way! 314 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,830 Uh... 315 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,418 Ah! 316 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,628 - Hello? White House Operator. - Yes, hello. 317 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,338 Can I talk to the Army? 318 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,299 Is someone there? If this is a spirit, 319 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,551 you should know all White House phones have a ghost filter. 320 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:17,844 What the hell is this? 321 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,596 Ah, Curtis, my good man! 322 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,431 Who were you calling, Lincoln? 323 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,766 Look, I've been thinking. You seem overburdened. 324 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,935 I'm a President, you're a President... 325 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,354 why don't we President together? 326 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,648 Look, Abe, uh... 327 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:31,858 you've gotten a lot of empowerment 328 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,359 in a short amount of time. 329 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,403 I didn't want to have to say this, but... 330 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:36,613 go to your room. 331 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,281 That's quite a proclamation 332 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,366 of anti-emancipation. 333 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,869 Maybe you'd like to back it up by making me? 334 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,287 Are you serious? 335 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,955 Sir, we got word a ghost was using your phone -- 336 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,498 - Oh, yep, there he is. - His phone?! 337 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:50,710 You realize this was my fucking White House first? 338 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,754 Whoa, guys! Take it easy! 339 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,088 We're all on the same team here. 340 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:55,840 All right, Mr. Lincoln, come with me -- 341 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,842 - Raah! - Oh! Oh, shit! 342 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:03,806 Sir, permission to wolf out! 343 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:04,933 Always! 344 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,359 Aah! 345 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,071 That's enough, Lincoln! 346 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,739 You just want me to stay dead! 347 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,116 But nobody puts Linky in a corner. 348 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:26,996 I'm the Rail-Splittin' Honest Abe-Inator! 349 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,374 Aaah! 350 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,416 Unh! 351 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,501 Hyah! 352 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:36,381 People just love going crazy on their birthdays, huh? 353 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,467 Damn, Banks. For someone with no memory, 354 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,219 there is a lot of shit to get through. 355 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,012 Sorry my "being traumatized" is boring you. 356 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,098 Oh, in this memory you find a stamp. Fun. 357 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,724 It's not a stamp, idiot. 358 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:49,310 Whatever it is, it was worth shredding. 359 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,771 Banks, show everyone what you cooked up. 360 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,607 - Whoa! - This is the H.M.K. chip. 361 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,276 Coma patients, walking again. 362 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,569 Stroke victims, not just regaining skills, 363 00:12:58,653 --> 00:12:59,988 but learning new ones. 364 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,740 Americans finally speaking other languages. 365 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:03,783 - Holy shit. - No way! 366 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,410 How are we gonna test it? 367 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,328 The FDA won't allow clinical trials with monkeys. 368 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,955 Fuck the FDA. It's an upgrade for humans, 369 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,790 so we test on humans. 370 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,250 Information is power. 371 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,960 The billionaires shouldn't be the only ones 372 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,628 with access to skills. 373 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,963 Let's grind, baby! 374 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,840 Give her the crown! 375 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,466 - Whoo! - She's a girl, too! 376 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,468 Okay. So, you weren't just part of the family. 377 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:25,722 - You were Manson himself. - What the fuck, man? 378 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,432 Maybe the last one's more upbeat? 379 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,808 I mean, shredded memory. 380 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,393 I'm not holding my breath, but... 381 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,062 We lost another test patient, Logan. 382 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,480 Any connectivity? 383 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,149 10 minutes of sustained synch with the arm HUD. 384 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,026 Whoa! Bury the lede much? 385 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,278 It's ketamine-o'clock, baby! 386 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,654 I know, I know. 387 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:42,989 But this is our last chip. 388 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,824 We gotta make the next body count. 389 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,159 What the hell is that? 390 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,119 The feds are here! It's a raid! 391 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,496 The feds?! Oh, shit! 392 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,832 Shred everything! Burn the files! 393 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:53,958 Every man for himself! 394 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,251 Nobody tell my mom! 395 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,753 I can't go to jail! I'm pretty. 396 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,588 Guys, guys! We gotta stick together! 397 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,131 Chopper's here? Great. 398 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,758 Initiate the Window Chair Protocol. 399 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,051 What the hell?! 400 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,886 Logan, wait! What're you doing?! 401 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,346 Sorry, Banks! 402 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,681 Chopper only seats four, and I have long legs. 403 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,350 Move fast, baby! 404 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,311 Unh! 405 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,694 Hey, I don't know if you can hear me, 406 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,864 but, man, you impaling your head worked out great for us. 407 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:28,201 I put the last chip in you, and, honey, you are stable. 408 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,536 But business is business. 409 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,664 So I'm just gonna erase your memories, take all the credit. 410 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,040 Why not, right? 411 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,542 But if you do ever find this, 412 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,544 I'll program a little somethin-somethin 413 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,963 to make sure you forget. 414 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,090 Omin-o-o-ous! 415 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,225 Hi, there! It appears you know too much. 416 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,976 I'll be locking down the CPU 417 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,562 as part of Logan's secret security failsafe. 418 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,689 Is there anything else I can help you with? 419 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,900 Yes! Don't seal us off! 420 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,276 Eh, it was worth a try. 421 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,945 You gotta be fucking kidding me! 422 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,530 What the -- You're sitting down?! 423 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,864 We should be running. 424 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,116 There's no way I'm gonna die in a polo. 425 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,242 You're fine. They unplug you, 426 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,743 you'll go back into your mind. 427 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:13,329 Me, my consciousness is trapped within itself. 428 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,289 I'll go into a coma. Poetic, huh? 429 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:18,000 Oh, stop pouting! Your tech works! 430 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,086 You invented the reason you're alive! 431 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,379 I was in a cult! 432 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,172 I hate that person in there! 433 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,258 You think I love all the shit I've done? 434 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,927 I made special bullets to kill you the first day we met. 435 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,595 - Excuse me? - The point is, 436 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,223 you're the bionic woman who woke up with no memory 437 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,683 and chose to protect the people. 438 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,059 The bad guys are the dicks 439 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,477 who robbed information from you. 440 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,728 Now you know. 441 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,981 What matters is where you go from here. 442 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,316 All right. But I'm not sure 443 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,901 you'll love where we go first. 444 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,445 Why not? You think I wanna stay here? 445 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,029 This place sucks. 446 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,289 This has gone far enough, Abe! 447 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,540 I wanted to make you happy because you're my hero, 448 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,168 but I never should have enabled you! 449 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,044 How fucking dare you?! 450 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,838 I died and made everything awesome! 451 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,381 For everyone but me! 452 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,425 And we love you for it! I love you for it! 453 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:08,843 But you're bumming me out! 454 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,470 You know what bums me out?! 455 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,514 Waking up every day with my face on a penny! 456 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,475 A piece of money so worthless, 457 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,477 they literally stopped minting it! 458 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,729 That's what my sacrifice is worth! 459 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:20,771 Nothing! 460 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,648 But today, that changes! 461 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,692 Built this during the Great War. 462 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:28,154 It can fire a missile 150 miles and hit Virginia. 463 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,406 A direct attack from a Northern state. 464 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,908 What the hell are you talking about? 465 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,075 Civil war! 466 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,661 Linky back in charge! 467 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,914 You know what business I never finished?! 468 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,373 My presidency! 469 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:42,168 And today, I'm taking that power back! 470 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,589 Don't make me do it, Lincoln! 471 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:47,757 You had your time! 472 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,175 You need to step your ass aside! 473 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,844 You really think you can stop me?! 474 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,179 This shoots a ghost bullet, 475 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,181 locked onto your ectosonic signature. 476 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,141 One headshot with this, you're done. 477 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,352 Well, today, you get to choose, Curtis. 478 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,271 What kind of President are you going to be? 479 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,856 Probably a brief one. 480 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,776 Gaaah! Aah! 481 00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:08,569 Why are my legs so heavy?! 482 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:09,529 Why can't I move?! 483 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:10,738 The bullet gives you mass. 484 00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,656 Way too much mass. 485 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,117 No. N-o-o-o! 486 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,369 Sorry, pal. 487 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,204 Your birthday business is finished. 488 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,416 Why am I showing you the malware's belly again? 489 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,377 Just hold on tight. I'm still its target. 490 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:26,963 It's gonna go apeshit when it sees me. 491 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,172 Jesus! 492 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,549 These things are programmed 493 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,050 to exploit structural insecurities. 494 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,510 If we want to find a way into the cockpit, 495 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,720 it needs a target inside the cockpit... 496 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,264 Okay. Let it go. 497 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,562 Couldn't you have programmed it to use a door? 498 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,691 Hell yeah. 499 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,568 How the hell are we gonna get up there? 500 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,528 - Why can't we just float up? - We're avatars. 501 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,488 Our bodies need to perform the vertical movement. 502 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,865 So that's why you're making full ass-to-ass contact? 503 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,284 Yeah, you caught me. 504 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,910 This whole thing was about touching your ass. 505 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,496 - Don't try to make me sound dumb! - I don't need to try! 506 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,373 Ass-to-ass. Clever. 507 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,041 But I can be cleverer. 508 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:15,177 Okay. And just gotta pop the hood. 509 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,932 Ugh! 510 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:22,977 Come on! 511 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,228 Aah! 512 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,938 Shit! What the hell?! 513 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,612 That's enough of me for one day. 514 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,572 I'm just doing what I'm programmed to do. 515 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,699 I programmed you, you little shit! 516 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,118 But it's not your fault Logan hijacked your code. 517 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,121 You know, I've always hated this avatar. 518 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,831 Should we mix it up? 519 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,499 Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? 520 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,709 Yaah! 521 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,587 O'Doyle! Help me kick her ass! 522 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,631 What? I'm not gonna beat up a little girl! 523 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:52,757 Aah! 524 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,091 Ow! Shit! 525 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:57,970 Little shit! 526 00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,722 Bringing guns to a mind fight. 527 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:00,723 Unh! 528 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:02,767 Baby long legs! 529 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,270 Sonnova-- 530 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:16,364 No! No! Let me out! 531 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,823 Destroy her, Banks. 532 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,617 You idiot! You need me! 533 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,661 THE B.O.R. will know you've been here. 534 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,663 They'll know you violated protocol! 535 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,998 Yeah, that's why this bitch believes 536 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,167 in government regulations. 537 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,504 N-o-o-o-o-o! 538 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,800 - Now what do we do? - Shouldn't we do nothing? 539 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,094 No, I mean with NuMind, who I was. 540 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,512 I don't wanna know that shit. 541 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,097 I could easily just reset my mind to -- 542 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,682 And he's taking off his shirt again. 543 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:45,267 From when my mother sold her car to a first-time driver 544 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,686 with me locked in the trunk. 545 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,729 I covered the scar with a badass ram. 546 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:52,066 From the scissor bath I got after messing up the clan jig. 547 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,693 This one's from my Sheryl Crow phase. 548 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:54,902 Oh, love her. 549 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,404 Your scars are part of who you are, Banks. 550 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,406 If you own them, then your conniving, 551 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:01,701 piece-of-shit mother can never own you. 552 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,161 Thanks, O'Doyle. 553 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,955 You can put your shirt back on now. 554 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,498 Okay, that'll do it. 555 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,875 Should keep his ghost contained to the bedroom. 556 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,002 Let's keep this all between us, all right? 557 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,421 Oh, hell yeah. 558 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,214 Honestly, I thought this was just kinda my job, 559 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,882 but Finch don't fink, sir. 560 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,217 God bless you. 561 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,302 Hey, thanks for not ratting on me 562 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,221 for trying to start a civil war. 563 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,472 You paid your dues. 564 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,724 The shit that happened to you... 565 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,267 you earned a little frustration. 566 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,561 You know, the forcefield's not necessary. 567 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,313 I thought my unfinished business was out there, 568 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,982 but it's in here. 569 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,151 I have to emancipate my mind. 570 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,360 Very good, Lincoln. 571 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,237 Seriously, y-you don't need it. 572 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,115 I honestly feel ashamed by my actions. 573 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,742 All right, pal. You got it. 574 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:43,826 See you around. 575 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,579 Give me back those gloves! 576 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,496 Oof! 577 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,165 Triple redundancy shimmer. 578 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,583 I just turned off the LED feature. 579 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,794 No! No, no! Take down the forcefield! 580 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,337 Take it down!! 581 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,300 Holy shit! No, thank you! 582 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,635 Wow! No. No more digital tubes. 583 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:04,638 Why does my face feel like its been stabbed with a screwdriver? 584 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,101 Oh. Hey, guys. 585 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,394 How'd your B story with Lincoln go? 586 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:12,480 It was okay. How was your A story? 587 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:14,440 Meh, pretty good. We went into her mind. 588 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,108 Discovered some hidden memories. 589 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,151 I thought my mind 590 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,527 was made by a company I loved, 591 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,945 but the truth is, I worked for the company, 592 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,280 and we were terrible. 593 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,823 I'm a product of my own bullshit, 594 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,409 and I was betrayed by the person I respected most. 595 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:26,952 Sounds dumb. 596 00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,872 Do you guys ever feel like you've wasted your past, 597 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,749 put your faith in the wrong people? 598 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,210 Yeah, we just told you the thematic connection 599 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,503 between our stories. 600 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,129 Oh. I, uh... I wasn't listening. 601 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,631 But you said it sounds dumb! 602 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,717 Sorry! Sorry, I-- I'm a little drunk. 603 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:42,802 Also on theme. 604 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,470 Guess we should probably catch up? 605 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,096 You wanna shotgun a beer like a bro? 606 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,641 Nah, think I'll just stick with the hard stuff. 607 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,768 I bet you would've done it for Booger. 608 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:56,649 We've all got unfinished business 609 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,443 Washing our balls 610 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:03,531 Every ball is like a Lincoln 611 00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:07,993 Haunting men with what could be 612 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:10,079 Wash them gently 613 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:15,125 Then check each one for dreams 614 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,836 Pbt! Pbt! Pbt! Pbt! 615 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,255 Pbt! Pbt! Pbt! Pbt! Pbt! Pbt! 616 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:24,260 Can't believe I didn't use those gloves to jerk off. 617 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,054 Linky, what were you thinking? 43953

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