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[man over speakers]
What is "myth" today?
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The answer is very simple.
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Myth is a type of speech.
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Everything can be a myth,
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provided it is conveyed
by the proper discourse.
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Myth is not defined
by the object with message
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but by the way it assumes its message.
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[grunts, then gasps]
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So I'll bet you think
you're pretty smart, don't you?
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[screaming]
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[theme music playing]
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♪ If there's something strange
In your neighborhood ♪
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♪ Who you gonna call? ♪
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♪ If there's something weird
And it don't look good ♪
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♪ Who you gonna call? ♪
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♪ That's right ♪
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♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪
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♪ If you're seeing things
Running through your head ♪
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♪ Who you gonna call? ♪
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♪ Ghostbusters ♪
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♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪
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♪ You know busting
Makes me feel good ♪
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♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪
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♪ Whoo! ♪
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[lilting music playing]
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[video game beeping]
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Hey, look what I found.
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1001 Riddles For All Occasions.
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"What does a man do standing up,
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a woman sitting down,
and a dog on three legs"?
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What?
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"Shakes hands."
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[laughs sarcastically] Oh, my sides.
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Oh. Ow. Ow!
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[Egon groans]
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Egon, what's wrong?
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Nothing. Nothing, I'm perfectly all right.
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Oh! [grunts]
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[groans]
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Maybe you better sit down.
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-[whimsical music playing]
-[snoring]
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[yells]
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[yells]
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[Slimer groans]
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You've been running around
keeping up quite a pace
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for the past two weeks.
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Don't you think
it's time you settle down?
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Let the kids do the legwork?
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Why? You don't think
I can keep up with them, do you?
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I'm over the hill, I'm past my prime?
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One foot in the grave.
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No, no, no.
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I just think it's time
you gave up field work
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and devoted yourself more to...
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research.
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And I'm more than willing to help.
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We could spend all our time
in the basement.
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Together.
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Look, just because
my hair is turning gray
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and I'm getting flabby...
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My eyesight and hearing
have diminished,
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my metabolic rate has slowed down,
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and I'm no longer producing brain cells,
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doesn't mean I'm getting old.
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[alarm blaring]
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Egon, we just got a call
from a janitor at the university.
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-You coming?
-I'm way ahead of you.
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That's not what I was saying.
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[engine starts, then rumbles]
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[siren blaring]
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Egon, slow down!
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That was a red light.
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Maybe you should let me drive.
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Oh, now there's a good idea.
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Boy, this place
sure brings back memories.
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Ray and I were kicked out of here
back in '82
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for trying to reanimate the dead.
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I was only 3 years old back then.
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Ah! Look out!
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-[gasps]
-[tires screech]
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[all yelling]
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What the heck?
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You ran over the parking lot spikes.
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-I just rotated the tires this morning.
-Shut up.
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Well, they should make these signs
a lot bigger.
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[ominous music playing]
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Cool. Department of Philosophy.
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I wonder what these guys
think about all day.
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-Probably how to get a date.
-Step aside.
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Let me show you how we did this
in the old days.
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Hm.
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-[grunts]
-[gasps]
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[yelling]
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Sorry about that. Sorry. My mistake.
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I thought you were a demon.
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[gasps]
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Say, Egon, could you go a little easy?
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I'd like to transfer
to this school someday.
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Hm...
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Egon, over here.
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[ominous music playing]
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[Barthes gibbering]
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Roland, Kylie,
search for tangible evidence.
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Garrett, take some readings.
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Eduardo, check the computer
for any anomalies.
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Come on, come on, come on.
Snap to it, people.
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-[Kylie] Man, what's with him?
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"Everything can be a myth,
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provided it is conveyed
by the proper discourse.”
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[scoffs] I hate this kind of egghead bull.
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A-ha.
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Just as I suspected.
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What? What is it?
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-[Egon] Drool.
-Ugh!
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Looks like at least a Class 6.
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I found some very strange fibers.
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Let's take the professor back to the lab
for further testing.
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[whimsical music playing]
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Hm!
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[sighs]
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[Slimer humming]
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Hm. [gasps]
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[belches, then gibbers]
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[whining]
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Huh? Hm...
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-[ominous music playing]
-[gibbering]
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He's not showing
any brainwave pattern.
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Sounds like something wiped out
all his theta waves.
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"Theta waves"?
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The cosmic waves emitted
by the inner recesses of the mind's eye.
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[whirring, then droning]
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[Egon] Hm.
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Fascinating.
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Incredible.
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-What is it?
-What you got?
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Among the physical samples you found
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are a dog hair, a lion hair,
a shake scale,
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and a strand from a bird wing.
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What are you saying?
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Barnum and Bailey's ran amuck?
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I still haven't been able
to identify this gray hair.
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[Garrett] Uh...
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It's from your head.
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[clears throat]
We're dealing with a composite creature.
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A creature made out
of several different animals,
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like a griffin or a basilisk.
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Or even a sphinx.
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Oh, like the sphinx-in-Egypt sphinx.
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[sighs]
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Don't any of you
know your classical mythology?
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I saw Clash of the Titans
when I was a kid.
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Oh...
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The ancient Greeks also had a sphinx.
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It asked everyone it met a riddle.
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If you didn't know the answer,
you were in big trouble.
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Could you elaborate on "big trouble"?
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It systematically wiped out
half the entire population of Thebes,
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leaving pestilence, plague,
and horror in its wake.
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[ominous music playing]
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They are the four horsemen
of the apocalypse.
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"What is death?"
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-War.
-Famine.
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Plague.
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And that ends the round.
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Stay with us for Double Jeopardy,
where anything can happen.
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[all gasping]
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So I'll bet you guys think
you're pretty smart, don't you?
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What are you?
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It, uh, looks like a griffin.
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No, I think it's a basilisk. A basilisk.
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[Sphinx] A sphinx.
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I'm a sphinx.
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Don't you guys know anything?
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What do you want from us?
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[Sphinx]
I only wish to pose a simple riddle.
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-Mm-hm. A riddle?
-Hm. That shouldn't be too hard.
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Do we have to phrase our response
in the form of a question?
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[Sphinx]
What walks on four legs in the morning,
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two in the afternoon,
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and three at night?
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[chattering]
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[Sphinx] Come on, think fast.
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And I thought you guys were smart.
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I know. A dancing bear.
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[groans]
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[roaring]
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[screaming]
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[all gibbering]
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Wrong.
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[ominous music playing]
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[beeping and whirring]
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I was delivering
a sausage-and-mushroom pizza
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when this thing just flew off the roof.
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It was horrible.
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Well, hey, no point in wasting that pizza.
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Who's gonna pay?
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Um... he is.
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[groans]
We just missed it by like 20 minutes.
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I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat.
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Twenty minutes, huh?
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They must've been watching Jeopardy!
Geeks love that show.
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-Oh! Ow.
-Hey, uh, Egon, what's with your leg?
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Nothing, I, um--
I injured it playing football.
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Football?
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Aren't you a little old for football?
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Step aside. I'll handle this.
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If you saw this thing again,
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do you think you could identify it?
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Uh, yeah, I suppose.
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[ominous music playing]
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You recognize any of these creatures?
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That's the guy! That's the one I saw!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we've got a sphinx on our hands.
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[siren blaring]
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[woman on TV] Several of the city's
most prominent scientists and educators
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have been stricken
by an unexplained illness.
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Health authorities assure the public
that there is no cause for alarm.
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Mm!
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[yelps]
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[eerie music playing]
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[Kylie] This is the New York headquarters
for Mensa.
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Why'd the sphinx hit this place?
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These guys don't look so smart.
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You gotta have an IQ of, like,
132 to get in.
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I used to be in Mensa.
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They kicked me out
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after I was disbarred
by the American Science Association.
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One-thirty-two, huh?
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Now they probably have
a collective IQ of 10.
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Maybe the sphinx is absorbing
all their intellectual energy,
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so it can become some kind
of super-intelligent being.
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The key to this has got to be the riddle.
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Hey, Egon,
what is the riddle of the sphinx?
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I don't know. Nobody knows!
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Oh! Egon, I noticed you've been having
a little trouble with your leg,
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so I got you something.
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What am I supposed to do with that?
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It's a cane.
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I know what a cane is.
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There's nothing wrong with my leg.
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Roland, what do you think
you're doing?
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Modifying my blaster
to increase the power flow.
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Give me that!
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There, just take out the surge inhibitor.
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It'll more than double the firepower.
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Didn't you put that inhibitor in there
for a reason?
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Yeah, and I just took it out for a reason.
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Whoa, easy, boys. Break it up.
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There's a beast out there
taking out every brain in the city.
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And we still don't know
where it's gonna strike next.
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[woman on TV] Tonight, leading
intellectuals from around the world
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will meet at the U.N. building
for a conference on world peace.
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-[siren blaring]
-[ominous music playing]
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I suppose you've been kicked out
of the U.N. too?
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Actually, I've never been to the UN.
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Now, remember,
if you run into the sphinx,
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do not let it ask you the riddle.
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Just stall it and play dumb.
259
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,604
Ought to be easy for you, Eddie.
260
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:56,041
-[whimsical music playing]
-[grunts]
261
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,943
Halt! Where do you think you're going?
262
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:58,910
I'll handle this.
263
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:02,247
We're the Ghostbusters.
264
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,148
So?
265
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:06,485
We're on a mission
of international importance.
266
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:11,486
Have you seen anyone
who looks like this?
267
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,592
[yelling]
268
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,093
Way to go, Egon.
269
00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:18,864
Now you've been kicked out
of the UN. too.
270
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:23,865
[suspenseful music playing]
271
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,708
Halt.
272
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,343
Where do you think you're going?
273
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,979
Uh, we're here to repair
the air-conditioning system.
274
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,415
Something about mysterious fumes.
275
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,482
[sniffing]
276
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,684
Don't you smell that?
277
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,452
-[whimsical music playing]
-[sniffing]
278
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,254
-No.
-Uh-oh.
279
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,790
That is one of the advanced symptoms.
280
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,124
[beeping]
281
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,126
Ooh, this is bad.
282
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,628
You better check in to a hospital
283
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,797
before your brain
crystalizes completely.
284
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,932
[yells]
285
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:56,234
We gotta hurry.
It's already inside the building.
286
00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:58,236
-Sixth floor.
-Let's move.
287
00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:00,505
Hey, why don't you take the stairs?
It'll be faster.
288
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,275
[suspenseful music playing]
289
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,611
Um, Egon,
maybe you should go with Garrett.
290
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:07,512
Good idea.
291
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:12,513
Uh, Garrett and I can provide backup.
292
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:29,831
[Sphinx growling]
293
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:36,304
-[shrieks]
-[ominous music playing]
294
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:44,015
[tense music playing]
295
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:49,016
-[Proton packs energizing]
-Okay, everyone. Spread out.
296
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:53,892
On three.
297
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:58,797
Three!
298
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,298
Where'd it go?
299
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,967
[Kylie] Remember what Egon said.
300
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:06,968
"Play dumb, and whatever you do,
don't let it ask the riddle.”
301
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:10,776
[Sphinx] So you tracked me down.
302
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,477
And you think you can outwit me?
303
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,646
Hm. [laughs]
304
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:18,450
You guys must think
you're pretty smart, don't you?
305
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,453
-Don't look at me.
-I can't even find the U.S. on a map.
306
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:26,454
[Proton packs energizing]
307
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,029
[Sphinx] Oh, no. No.
308
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,064
I know your type.
309
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:36,601
You think you know everything.
310
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:41,406
You are vain and arrogant.
311
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:43,975
But only I know the truth.
312
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:46,378
They're the ones you want, not me.
313
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,181
They think they're smarter than me.
314
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,683
They think they're smarter
than everybody.
315
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,752
Really now?
316
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,620
Is that right?
317
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,955
Now!
318
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:01,956
[dramatic music playing]
319
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:10,731
-I can't control it!
-[Kylie grunts]
320
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,047
You guys okay?
321
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,181
Yeah.
322
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:26,785
Luckily, my brain took the brunt of it.
323
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,520
Well, these are toasted.
324
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,755
Now I know why Egon
put the surge inhibitor in there
325
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:32,257
in the first place.
326
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:35,160
-[whirring]
-[ominous music playing]
327
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:40,161
Oh, come on, you gotta be kidding.
328
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,568
Uh, that's not gonna do any good.
329
00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:44,870
[grunting]
330
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,271
Let me do that.
331
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:47,439
Get out of my way!
332
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,474
I can handle this, Ray.
333
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,743
I am not Ray!
334
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,078
What is your problem?
335
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,614
I was just trying to help.
336
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:56,515
Why?
337
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,451
You don't think I can handle myself
because I'm disabled?
338
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,620
Thanks, Egon. Thanks a lot.
339
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:04,389
-No, it's...
-[poignant music playing]
340
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,591
Oh, I'm the one who's disabled.
341
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,527
It's called...
342
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,528
old age.
343
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,530
Old? [laughs] No way!
344
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,265
You're what, 50, 55?
345
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,867
I'm 39.
346
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,271
I'm a wash-up. A has-been. A failure.
347
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,773
No one cares
what I have to say anymore.
348
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:25,644
You kids, you're young,
and bright and energetic.
349
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,146
I'm killing myself
just trying to keep up with you.
350
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:29,915
Hey.
351
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,117
We care what you have to say.
352
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,152
We don't need you running around
like Rambo,
353
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:37,122
kicking in the doors
and barking out orders.
354
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,723
We can handle the legwork.
355
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:42,694
It's your experience, and knowledge
and wisdom that we rely on.
356
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,696
That's what we really need from you.
357
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:45,964
Now... [grunts]
358
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,066
...let's get this show on the road.
359
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:53,067
[grunting]
360
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,340
Be honest.
361
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:58,777
Aren't you dying to know
what the riddle of the sphinx is?
362
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,046
It could be an enlightening experience.
363
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:04,349
To be honest, no.
364
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:07,118
Hey, the emergency power system
must've kicked in.
365
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,087
At least now
we can see where we're going.
366
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,555
-[both] What?
-[Kylie] Whoa!
367
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:13,258
[Sphinx] Do you like riddles?
368
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,859
I have a riddle.
369
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:15,827
1, uh...
370
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:16,728
I change my mind.
371
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:19,564
-What's a riddle?
-[Egon clearing throat]
372
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,100
[tense music playing]
373
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,802
Step aside.
374
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,704
I'll handle this.
375
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,872
[Sphinx] Well...
376
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:31,443
What walks on four legs
in the morning,
377
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,545
two in the afternoon,
378
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:38,546
and three in the evening?
379
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:41,987
Hm.
380
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,788
[Sphinx] Come on, come on!
381
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,391
I haven't got all night.
382
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:49,060
Time's up.
383
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,295
Man.
384
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,330
"Man"?
385
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:53,231
Yes.
386
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:57,469
You see, man crawls on all fours
during the infancy of his life,
387
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,738
on two legs during his prime,
388
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,474
and walks with a cane in his old age.
389
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,775
In case you didn't know,
390
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:08,546
the cane is an ancient symbol of wisdom.
391
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:09,881
[Sphinx] Well...
392
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,316
Well?
393
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:14,052
[Sphinx] That's right.
394
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,287
-All right!
-Way to go, Egon.
395
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:19,891
[Sphinx] I... I don't believe this.
396
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:22,894
This never happened before.
397
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,896
There's gotta be a mistake.
398
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,632
Okay, I've got another one.
399
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:28,633
-What a rip!
-Foul!
400
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:31,836
-No way!
-[Garrett] Not so fast.
401
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,339
I've got a little riddle for you.
402
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:38,643
What goes on four wheels
and kicks sphinx butt?
403
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:42,714
[dramatic music playing]
404
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:47,715
[grunts]
405
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:55,456
[music fades]
406
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,296
[woman on TV] Local health authorities
407
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:01,232
attribute last night's outbreak
at the United Nations
408
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:05,203
to mysterious fumes
from the air-conditioning system.
409
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,106
Ah! Stupid bipeds.
410
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:11,042
Whatever happened to giving credit
where credit is due?
411
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,645
-[pensive music playing]
-[Slimer gibbering]
412
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,979
Janine...
413
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:18,550
do you think I should dye my hair?
414
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:22,520
Egon, I think
you look very distinguished.
415
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,489
[alarm blaring]
416
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:27,258
Yo, Egon, we just got a call.
You coming?
417
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:30,128
No, I've got some research
to catch up on.
418
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:32,363
I think you guys can handle yourselves.
419
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:33,765
[chuckles]
420
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:37,836
You know, Egon,
we could be stuck here all night.
421
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:41,206
I ordered sandwiches.
422
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,440
Ooh!
423
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:47,441
Slimer, your usual.
424
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:50,982
[panting, then gasps]
425
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:55,983
-[whimsical music playing]
-[whimpers]
426
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,656
I think I've learned something today.
427
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:01,593
With age comes experience and wisdom.
428
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:05,930
It's okay to grow old.
It's what's up here that counts.
429
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:10,931
[Slimer] Mm-hm!
430
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:15,306
[belches]
431
00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:20,307
[theme music playing]
432
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:28,119
♪ When the things that slither
In the shadows ♪
433
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,890
♪ Keep you up late at night ♪
434
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:36,594
♪ When there's something lurking
In your closet ♪
435
00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:41,595
♪ Who can make you feel all right? ♪
436
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:48,169
♪ Whoo-ooh! ♪
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