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So tonight we're on patrol, you know,
sort of keeping an eye out on things,
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making sure no one's misbehaving, stuff
like that.
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But it's pretty uneventful here in this
town, I'm going to be honest.
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But the people still managed to keep us
busy somehow.
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Overall, it's pretty quiet.
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And that's what I like about it. And
that's what my mom likes about it too.
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Otherwise I wouldn't have this job.
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Because she was like, no son of mine is
becoming a cop.
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I got her to come around to the idea
eventually.
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I was like, Mom, the craziest thing I've
seen was like two hobos pissing in a
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bucket.
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Do you ever wish to get real action?
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I thought the cameraman weren't supposed
to talk.
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Well, yeah, but we'll edit that out
later. The first thing you're going to
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learn about being a cop is a lot of just
sitting around waiting for something to
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come up.
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Why are we pulling in here?
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Because sometimes drug deals go down
here in this parking lot.
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but mostly because I wanted someone to
stop and eat.
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Looks like you got the cops' essentials
right there.
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Yeah. Not breaking the stereotype, am I?
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Could have gotten anything, like a
muffin or something.
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So there I was, downtown.
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I just glance over, and I see two hobos
pissing directly into a bucket.
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Copy that.
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10-4 en route now.
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Remind me to tell you the rest of the
story later.
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It looks like we're going to be
investigating a possible break in
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entering, which is a first for me, so
this could be interesting.
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10-23 arrived on scene.
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Just remember, when we get in there,
stay close to me.
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Police department!
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Police department!
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Can you go in?
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Possible homicide at 65 Radisson Avenue.
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Stay close to me.
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That's it.
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Try that light.
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Police department!
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If anyone is here, make yourself known!
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The hell?
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Officer? Officer?
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Hello?
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Ma'am?
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You okay?
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What the hell?
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Officer!
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Officer!
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Help!
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Officer!
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What the hell are you doing in here? I
said to stay close to me. I swear
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there's someone in that closet.
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In this closet?
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Yes.
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I swear there is someone in this room.
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You don't believe me? I didn't say that.
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But if there is someone in this house,
we have to find them.
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So stay close to me this time.
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Come in, dispatch.
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We have a possible homicide at 625
Radisson Avenue.
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1078, requesting assistance.
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Can we please just get the hell out of
here?
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I repeat, possible homicide at 625
Radisson Avenue.
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I swear, we just need to get the hell
out of here.
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Oh, shit!
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The hell was that?
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Where did he go?
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I don't know. What the hell is even
happening? I don't know.
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Can we please, for the love of God, just
get the hell out of here?
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What?
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That.
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Man, I don't get paid enough for this.
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Listen, there's someone down there and
they need our help.
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This isn't worth dying for.
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Listen.
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What if that was you down there, and I
just said screw it and left?
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Hmm? Now we're all that she has.
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So stay close, stop wasting time, and
follow me.
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Fine.
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what happens, stay close to me.
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Holy shit.
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Drop the weapon.
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Put the knife down.
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Get on your knees.
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Hands behind your head.
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Get on your knees.
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Shit. Turn it back on. I can't. Turn it
back on. Dude, I'm trying.
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Shit. Why don't you try yours?
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What do you think I'm doing?
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Where the hell did they go? I don't know
Ma
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'am
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if you're in here
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Let us know now.
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Ma'am?
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Ma'am?
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Oh shit!
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The hell was that?
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What do you think's on it?
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What the hell was that?
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Oh shit!
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Shots fired, shots fired, suspect down.
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Are you okay?
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No, he bit me.
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Keep your hand here.
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Keep pressure on it.
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Can you stand?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Can we please get the
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hell out of here?
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Where the hell did he go?
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Okay.
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Okay, here's what we're going to do.
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We're going to get outside and radio for
dispatch.
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Can you walk?
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Yeah.
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Stay behind me.
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You hear that?
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We're almost out of here.
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What? What the hell was that?
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Son of a bitch!
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We'll use the other door.
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Just move, just move, just move!
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Get to the door!
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Look out!
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Just go, just go, just go!
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Set the camera down.
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I'll call dispatch.
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Come in, dispatch. We need immediate
assistance.
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Send an ambulance to 65 Radisson Avenue.
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Just hold on.
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We have Willie here.
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He was bitten in the neck.
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And, uh... I had to open fire on the
suspect.
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Hey, what the hell are you...
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Baby, are you there?
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What is that?
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What's that noise?
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Are you okay?
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Is someone with you?
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Okay, I don't like this. I'm calling the
police.
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Oh yeah, there's the light.
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Alright everyone, so this is just a
little behind the scenes of this adult
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film we're doing.
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Yet unnamed, gonna figure it out.
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But I've got this girl coming over.
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She's like, I think she's a goth. Her
name's Victoria.
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And we were just in an e-chat room on
AOL.
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And yeah, I just got to know her a
little bit, got some pictures, and it
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looks like she's gonna be a perfect fit
for the movie.
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Since she's like...
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you know got off or into you know that
kind of crazy like metal music stuff uh
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i figured i'd maybe try to learn a song
for her i think i think she might like
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that maybe that'll impress her i think
that might even uh you know get her in
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the mood for uh love making let me see
if i can i thought i know how to
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play this i was just learning wait no
that's not it
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I don't think that's it.
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Damn it, I can't remember how to play
this.
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Oh, I think she's here.
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Hi.
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Nice to meet you.
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Victoria. You don't talk much, I guess.
A lot better at typing.
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But it's nice to meet you.
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Are you ready?
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Alright.
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Unnamed hit adult film. Take one.
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Hey.
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Hmm. Yeah.
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Scene two.
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Ow! What the fuck?
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Ow! Get off me!
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We didn't say anything about fighting.
Oh my god.
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Don't come in.
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Why the fuck did you bite me?
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I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm a
vampire.
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Those aren't real.
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Fuck are you talking about? Are you
insane?
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No.
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You'll find out what I'm talking about.
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It will be fine.
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And you'll become one as well.
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You see, the reason I date you is I love
you and I want to keep you in my life
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forever.
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And I know that the only way is by
turning you into my client.
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I didn't ever mean to hurt you.
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Okay. But this is the only way that I
can keep you forever.
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Okay, well, will you at least help patch
me up?
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Okay, can I come in?
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Yeah, just a second. I'm going to let
you in in just a minute, but know that
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I'm going to keep recording.
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Because, well, I mean, you did attack
me.
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I'm kind of fucked up.
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So I just, I want to keep this in case.
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Do you do anything else? I don't mean
that in any mean way. I just don't want
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to, you know, not have this recorded.
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Okay,
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I'm going to let you in. The camera
pointed at you, okay?
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Okay, I'm trusting you.
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I have no reason to, but I'm going to.
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I'm very sorry.
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I just didn't understand that I love
you.
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And I just don't want to say it.
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I'm sorry.
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I wasn't going to tell you this. I
didn't want to say it all.
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Mine, I probably wouldn't have believed
it anyway.
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I didn't think vampires existed.
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So this is new.
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Am I going to become a vampire?
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So, we just got cleaned up together from
the awesome shower scene. So I thought,
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I mean, like, I forgot to... Here, of
course, please give me a second. I'm not
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feeling well.
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I don't know, like, why.
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Why is this happening? Why do I feel
like I'm burning? It's like I'm going to
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throw up my entire gut.
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You're turning into a vampire.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, this hand is holding down. It's
just like any other system. It's like
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waddling rats.
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Well, naturally.
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I'd like to rest alone for now.
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I mean, we still only met today, but I'm
sure maybe I'll warm up to you with
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Todd, probably.
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Okay, I just woke up.
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I got dressed, obviously, brushed my
hair and everything, and I have never
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felt better in my entire life than I
feel right now. I feel like I could lift
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mountains, like I could sprint a mile
in.
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I don't know. I don't know. However fast
she spreads a mile in.
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And... I don't think I need my glasses
anymore.
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I see better without them.
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I think I'm going to go outside.
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What do you think? I'm gonna go outside.
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I'm gonna go outside. I'm gonna go
outside. I'm gonna go outside. I'm going
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outside. The sun is beautiful. The sun
is beautiful. The sun is beautiful. The
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sun is beautiful. The sun is beautiful.
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Ah.
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I can't enjoy the sun anymore.
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No, you need sunscreen.
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Oh, okay.
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Victoria, can you film this for me?
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I think I can play this song now, the
one I was trying to learn before.
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I was trying to learn a song for you, by
the way.
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What do you think?
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I love it. I started dancing a little
bit.
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I talked before.
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Oh, my God. That was awful.
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Yeah, that was really good. I love that.
What else did I do? Can I, like, am I
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better at other stuff, too?
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Well, yeah.
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I should probably put some sunscreen on
this time, though. Yeah. That didn't
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work too well before.
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Yeah, you'll need a lot of that.
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Yeah. Come here.
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Oh. Come here.
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I can't see my reflection, either.
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No, I know. Can't look at this handsome
face anymore?
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No, that's... No.
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Did I get it in at least?
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You mind helping me?
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You have to rub it in. I can't see me.
Yeah, okay. It's all over your hands.
259
00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:13,210
Well, yeah. I had to put it on somehow.
260
00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:17,690
Now that I got all my sunscreen on, do
you think we can go out and test out my
261
00:26:17,690 --> 00:26:19,010
powers? Yeah, sure.
262
00:26:19,310 --> 00:26:22,330
To get your own on, though? I don't want
you to get burned like me.
263
00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:26,190
Yeah. Yeah, I sunscreened this morning.
Speaking of, it's not hurting anymore. I
264
00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:28,690
can probably take that off. Yeah, you
can. Do you want me to help you? Yeah,
265
00:26:28,690 --> 00:26:29,690
sure. Okay.
266
00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:33,300
First test of vampire training.
267
00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:36,020
Misty, I've gotten stronger.
268
00:26:36,340 --> 00:26:37,800
See if I can throw this ball pretty far.
269
00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:46,280
I don't think we're getting that back.
270
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,200
Nope. That was cool.
271
00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:49,980
Yeah.
272
00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:52,900
Alright,
273
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,100
this is test four.
274
00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:57,420
I'm going to be doing a speed test.
275
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000
You got this.
276
00:27:02,399 --> 00:27:03,760
Alright, here goes nothing.
277
00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:13,980
You're here already.
278
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:18,960
How'd you do that? I feel... I feel
fast. I feel like I'm fast like Paul
279
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:19,960
Walker.
280
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,660
More like Forrest Gump when he still has
the leg braces.
281
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,280
Alright, so why'd you bring me to this
trail?
282
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,300
You're gonna have your first kill here.
283
00:27:30,459 --> 00:27:31,459
What? Kills?
284
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,180
Yeah. No, no, no.
285
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,460
No, no. I am not killing.
286
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,720
Absolutely not.
287
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:37,780
There you are.
288
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,800
No. No, I'm not okay with that.
289
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,820
You'll be okay with this. Trust me.
290
00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:44,720
I'm gonna kill somebody.
291
00:27:45,820 --> 00:27:46,900
I'm gonna be fine.
292
00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:48,300
It'll be fun.
293
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,400
Yeah, that does sound like fun. Let's
go.
294
00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:51,660
He's just like me.
295
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:56,360
He's one that I've been for often. I've
had my eye on him for a while.
296
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,900
But I wanted you to get him with me.
297
00:28:02,860 --> 00:28:03,860
Oh, there he is.
298
00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:05,840
Okay, that's him. Here, take the camera.
299
00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:08,520
You get me in the shot?
300
00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:09,820
Okay.
301
00:28:33,710 --> 00:28:34,710
I got him.
302
00:28:34,770 --> 00:28:35,770
Awesome!
303
00:28:39,190 --> 00:28:40,250
Good job.
304
00:28:40,530 --> 00:28:41,530
Hey.
305
00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:42,750
First time.
306
00:28:51,810 --> 00:28:52,810
There we go.
307
00:28:54,130 --> 00:28:55,190
Come join me.
308
00:28:55,970 --> 00:28:57,850
For a fine glass of red.
309
00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,070
Thank you.
310
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:15,320
Cheers. So, this is the interview with
the vampire, or the vampires.
311
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,800
First question, how old are you?
312
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,040
I'm 15.
313
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,060
100. You're 100?
314
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:27,380
1500. Oh, that's okay. I'm into cougars
anyway.
315
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,080
You hear someone coming?
316
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,770
What? What did I do? Oh, fuck. Smells
like virgin.
317
00:29:35,210 --> 00:29:39,690
Hey, uh, do you know where my... My
girlfriend and I are kind of lost?
318
00:29:40,050 --> 00:29:41,970
Yeah. We came from over that way.
319
00:29:42,770 --> 00:29:44,130
You know how we can get out of here?
320
00:29:44,890 --> 00:29:45,970
That's a dead end that way?
321
00:29:46,350 --> 00:29:47,350
Yeah.
322
00:29:49,410 --> 00:29:50,750
Oh, no, no, no!
323
00:29:53,110 --> 00:29:54,550
Ah, good job, baby!
324
00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,710
Okay, now let's check out what the
audience doesn't want.
325
00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:01,619
Holy smoke.
326
00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:03,080
I don't think it's going to feed us for
long.
327
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,460
No, it's pretty strong.
328
00:30:04,780 --> 00:30:05,780
Yeah.
329
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,800
Easy enough.
330
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,760
This must be our last kill of the night.
I'm kind of tired.
331
00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:11,279
Yeah, sure.
332
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,280
It's pretty full.
333
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:17,840
Oh, fuck!
334
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:19,100
Fuck!
335
00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:21,100
Get off me!
336
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,360
You want a bite?
337
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,400
Yeah.
338
00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:39,060
Take a laugh like to dark out.
339
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:45,240
Holy fuck.
340
00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:47,640
Oh, my God. I killed a guy.
341
00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:49,300
I killed.
342
00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:50,380
I killed three.
343
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,139
What the fuck?
344
00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:57,320
No, I can't. I can't do this. No, no.
Leave me alone.
345
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:58,520
Leave me alone.
346
00:31:07,090 --> 00:31:08,430
Don't hurt me, please.
347
00:31:08,810 --> 00:31:09,810
I've done enough.
348
00:31:10,530 --> 00:31:11,530
Listen.
349
00:31:13,030 --> 00:31:14,210
I love you.
350
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:16,090
And you love me.
351
00:31:16,550 --> 00:31:20,350
Yeah. We always will. We love each
other. We always will.
352
00:31:20,590 --> 00:31:22,650
Yeah. We're destined to be together.
353
00:31:23,050 --> 00:31:24,050
Yeah, it's destiny.
354
00:31:24,190 --> 00:31:25,670
Yeah. We're meant to be together.
355
00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:27,690
We'll never have to hypnotize you again.
356
00:31:27,990 --> 00:31:28,990
You hypnotize me?
357
00:31:29,010 --> 00:31:32,120
No. Okay, I believe you. I love you.
358
00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:33,380
I love you.
359
00:31:33,420 --> 00:31:34,800
Let's go spend our lives together.
360
00:33:41,450 --> 00:33:43,230
That water is fucking free.
361
00:33:43,570 --> 00:33:44,570
Wait, wait.
362
00:33:44,950 --> 00:33:46,230
Becca, what's a messenger?
363
00:33:47,610 --> 00:33:51,610
You don't know what a messenger is? No,
man. My parents just got a computer.
364
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:57,810
So AOL has a service where you can talk
to people through messages through a
365
00:33:57,810 --> 00:34:00,070
messenger system. What? Yeah. Really?
366
00:34:00,270 --> 00:34:01,270
Yeah, instantly.
367
00:34:02,270 --> 00:34:03,430
Jesus Christ.
368
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,299
Stud muffin.
369
00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:14,300
Jackie boy.
370
00:34:14,380 --> 00:34:15,380
Eddie.
371
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,620
Dude, let me play my fucking game in
peace.
372
00:34:22,139 --> 00:34:23,699
I don't know what you're doing.
373
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000
I'm going to go first time.
374
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,239
Oh, ladies, where you at?
375
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,120
Careful, man. That water's cold as
balls.
376
00:34:41,550 --> 00:34:42,889
Did you bring that cooler?
377
00:34:43,130 --> 00:34:46,909
You were supposed to bring the cooler,
man. No, I told you to bring the cooler,
378
00:34:47,090 --> 00:34:49,790
dude. You were in charge of bringing the
cooler.
379
00:34:50,850 --> 00:34:51,850
Jack.
380
00:34:52,409 --> 00:34:53,409
Jack.
381
00:34:54,830 --> 00:34:56,330
Jack, quit throwing around, man.
382
00:34:56,949 --> 00:34:58,090
Did he ever say that?
383
00:34:58,650 --> 00:34:59,650
Oh.
384
00:35:01,050 --> 00:35:02,050
Jack!
385
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:39,640
Hey, Jack.
386
00:35:41,220 --> 00:35:42,220
Jack, you're dork.
387
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:47,680
What are you doing, man? Are you kidding
me? I've been calling you for days.
388
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:48,538
Where have you been?
389
00:35:48,540 --> 00:35:49,540
Playing this game.
390
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,280
What game?
391
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:52,860
This game called Ninja.
392
00:35:53,220 --> 00:35:56,420
No, avoid those ninjas. No, turn right
there.
393
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,080
Teddy, why do you even have a camera?
394
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,340
Because we've got shit to do tonight.
That's why.
395
00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:03,840
What do you mean, shit to do?
396
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,120
Remember that cute girl I've been
talking to, Sydney?
397
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:07,980
She's throwing a party tonight.
398
00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:20,840
Teddy, I think you forgot.
399
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000
I'm in a wheelchair.
400
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,060
I'm sorry. I forgot.
401
00:36:25,420 --> 00:36:29,760
Since your injury, you're just stuck in
this house all day, and you have no
402
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:35,920
life. My bad. I forgot. My bad. Teddy, I
know your life is one big joke, but
403
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:36,940
leave me out of it.
404
00:36:47,620 --> 00:36:49,160
Teddy, what is that, dude?
405
00:36:50,220 --> 00:36:52,560
I didn't tell you I got fired today from
work.
406
00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:53,780
Fired today?
407
00:36:53,940 --> 00:36:56,900
Dude, that was your dream job, working
at a video game company.
408
00:36:57,420 --> 00:37:01,580
Yeah, but they wanted me to work 40
hours a week. Who does that?
409
00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:03,540
40 hours, that's crazy.
410
00:37:03,820 --> 00:37:04,820
I feel like that's pretty normal.
411
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:09,660
I got tons of good stuff in here,
though. I stole it before I left. I got
412
00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:12,220
some games in alpha mode that were never
released.
413
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,040
I got even a console here.
414
00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:18,110
Give me that back. Give me that.
415
00:37:18,710 --> 00:37:20,830
Are we going to Sidney's tonight or
what?
416
00:37:22,150 --> 00:37:24,430
No. Come on, man.
417
00:37:25,150 --> 00:37:27,510
Let's get you out of the house. Let's
go.
418
00:37:28,890 --> 00:37:29,890
Come on.
419
00:37:30,430 --> 00:37:31,830
Okay. I'll go.
420
00:37:32,430 --> 00:37:33,430
I'll go.
421
00:37:41,189 --> 00:37:44,410
I will not degrade myself that much.
422
00:37:53,950 --> 00:37:54,710
There's
423
00:37:54,710 --> 00:38:04,030
our
424
00:38:04,030 --> 00:38:05,030
spot, man.
425
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,940
I am shit-faced right now.
426
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,240
Dude,
427
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,600
I told you, Teddy.
428
00:38:19,820 --> 00:38:22,360
Shit always happens when we go out.
429
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:25,780
Yeah, yeah.
430
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:30,960
Ooh, so close.
431
00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:43,460
Oh,
432
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,140
yeah. Here we go.
433
00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:51,740
Hold on.
434
00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:54,060
What are you doing?
435
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:59,980
I'm hooking up these RPA components so
we can watch your playback.
436
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,500
That shit hurts my eyes.
437
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,600
You ready for this, man?
438
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,980
I guess so. So what do I do?
439
00:39:10,110 --> 00:39:11,110
Hold on.
440
00:39:11,910 --> 00:39:14,630
On the top right, you feel that little
button?
441
00:39:14,970 --> 00:39:15,970
Hit that.
442
00:39:16,290 --> 00:39:17,290
Oh, okay.
443
00:39:17,950 --> 00:39:18,950
You ready?
444
00:39:19,030 --> 00:39:20,030
Yeah.
445
00:39:20,210 --> 00:39:21,210
Let's go.
446
00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:35,510
Okay, so what do I do?
447
00:39:35,910 --> 00:39:36,908
Pick a game.
448
00:39:36,910 --> 00:39:39,350
How do I do that? I don't have a
controller or anything.
449
00:39:39,930 --> 00:39:41,650
It's virtual reality, dumbass.
450
00:39:41,990 --> 00:39:42,990
Use your hands.
451
00:40:17,070 --> 00:40:19,250
Holy shit, I can throw my legs. This is
crazy.
452
00:40:22,950 --> 00:40:24,130
Let's go, Jack. Come on.
453
00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:26,250
Come on. All right, let's go, bitch.
454
00:40:27,670 --> 00:40:28,670
Come on, man.
455
00:40:37,670 --> 00:40:39,490
Get the fuck out of here, man.
456
00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:43,830
Come on, man. You ain't got shit, man.
I've been blocking everything.
457
00:40:44,070 --> 00:40:45,070
Got you.
458
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,040
You ain't got shit.
459
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,660
Come on, come on.
460
00:40:55,940 --> 00:40:56,940
Dude.
461
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,400
Shit. What?
462
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,260
It actually hurt.
463
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,100
Oh, come on, dude.
464
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:06,299
You know what?
465
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:08,240
No, like, I actually felt that.
466
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,220
Oh, get out of here. Come on, let's keep
playing.
467
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:12,500
Okay.
468
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,360
This game blows.
469
00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:54,460
Let's do a different one.
470
00:42:32,609 --> 00:42:34,850
Oh, nice, man. You going with the M16?
471
00:42:35,210 --> 00:42:37,250
Rad. All right, I'm going to go down
here. You go down there.
472
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,540
Dude, I can like feel the sweat on my
skin.
473
00:43:36,620 --> 00:43:40,020
I totally just saved your ass, man. You
owe me one big time.
474
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:41,720
How many did you kill?
475
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:52,759
Exit game!
476
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:53,760
Exit game!
477
00:43:53,780 --> 00:43:54,780
Exit game!
478
00:43:54,940 --> 00:43:56,460
Fuck! Ah!
479
00:43:57,140 --> 00:43:58,480
Ow! Shit!
480
00:43:58,740 --> 00:43:59,900
Now who's the worst?
481
00:44:01,460 --> 00:44:03,840
Yeah. Hey, you alright?
482
00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:07,570
Yeah, I'm all right, man. That one just
got me.
483
00:44:08,630 --> 00:44:11,590
Okay. You cool if I play another one
without you?
484
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,830
Yeah. Yeah, I'll be back there in a
minute, man. Okay.
485
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:31,520
Exit game.
486
00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:43,680
Come on, come on, come on!
487
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,320
Exit game.
488
00:47:28,330 --> 00:47:29,330
Oh shit, Teddy.
489
00:47:40,510 --> 00:47:41,790
Everything's gone all wrong.
490
00:47:42,450 --> 00:47:43,510
It's fucking something.
491
00:47:43,870 --> 00:47:45,510
It's Sammy in the game, man.
492
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:58,700
You crazy shit!
493
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,940
Mm-hmm
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