Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1796
00:00:16,298 --> 00:00:19,868
[sound of train]
1797
00:00:19,870 --> 00:00:23,371
Well, Ricky and Julian worked up
this plan with Sebastian Bach
1798
00:00:23,373 --> 00:00:26,675
you know where we load up the
train, model train with dope
1799
00:00:26,677 --> 00:00:29,444
and it chugs through the woods there into the U.S.
1800
00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:32,648
and Sebastian picks up the dope once
it arrives, he loads it with cigarettes,
1801
00:00:32,650 --> 00:00:37,519
sends it right back and, I mean, it's pretty
elaborate, but I think it could work.
1802
00:00:37,521 --> 00:00:40,656
[in Conky voice] Ricky and Julian
have pretty much everything
1803
00:00:40,658 --> 00:00:44,392
riding on this one deal and if you ask
me, the whole plan is fucked.
1804
00:00:44,394 --> 00:00:48,296
Anything could go wrong. A deer
could kick that train off the track.
1805
00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:52,567
Somebody could call the authorities [laughter].
1806
00:00:52,569 --> 00:00:54,602
I don't even know how to deal with Conky,
1807
00:00:54,604 --> 00:00:56,972
I don't know what to do with him.
1808
00:00:56,974 --> 00:01:01,910
Right now I think, I think Bubbles
has totally lost his mind and
1809
00:01:01,912 --> 00:01:06,114
it's all because of this great
plan that I thought of. Great.
1810
00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:13,121
That forest fire is getting a lot fucking closer boys.
1811
00:01:13,123 --> 00:01:15,523
[in Conky voice] Are you guys going to accept the fact
1812
00:01:15,525 --> 00:01:17,125
that Skiddy Row must have fucked you over.
1813
00:01:17,127 --> 00:01:18,860
Fuck it!
1814
00:01:26,268 --> 00:01:28,570
[in Conky voice] kissing sound
1815
00:01:28,572 --> 00:01:31,406
Bubbles, would you put that
fucking puppet away please.
1816
00:01:31,408 --> 00:01:36,477
Sorry Julian. Look cheer up, I mean,
that was a pretty good plan.
1817
00:01:36,479 --> 00:01:39,280
That plan could have worked.
1818
00:01:41,350 --> 00:01:44,552
[in Conky voice] Actually I think your plan was fucked
1819
00:01:44,554 --> 00:01:47,655
right off the bat Julian. Why wouldn't
you just take the alien Trevor's
1820
00:01:47,657 --> 00:01:50,558
and put them on a horse or a
mule and cross the border
1821
00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:54,329
like a regular drug dealer, you fucking idiot [laughing]
1822
00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:56,198
Conky, shut the fuck up.
1823
00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,968
The train probably burnt up in the forest fire.
1824
00:01:59,970 --> 00:02:05,907
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bammmmmmmm!
1825
00:02:05,909 --> 00:02:09,144
Jacob! Boys, the cigarettes!
1826
00:02:09,146 --> 00:02:10,846
[in Conky voice] Fuck!
1827
00:02:10,848 --> 00:02:20,155
[music]
1828
00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:58,093
Alright Shitty, back her up!
1829
00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:01,629
Let's go boys. Unload the freight cars.
Get her moving.
1830
00:03:01,631 --> 00:03:05,533
That fucking Sebastian. What a
great fucking guy man.
1831
00:03:05,535 --> 00:03:07,969
[sound of voices]
1832
00:03:07,971 --> 00:03:10,305
Great work Jacob.
1833
00:03:10,307 --> 00:03:12,307
I just gotta rock a piss boys, I'll be right back.
1834
00:03:12,309 --> 00:03:13,574
Hurry the fuck up.
1835
00:03:13,576 --> 00:03:15,010
Jacob, move it!
1836
00:03:15,012 --> 00:03:18,680
Okay, I'll just be a second.
1837
00:03:18,682 --> 00:03:21,316
Move it boys, move it, move it.
1838
00:03:21,318 --> 00:03:23,751
Can you fucking believe this man?
1839
00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:29,191
Come on, move, move, move move.
1840
00:03:29,193 --> 00:03:32,427
Let's get these fucking smokes
loaded. Come on, move.
1841
00:03:39,235 --> 00:03:42,503
Alright Shitty, see you back at the park buddy.
1842
00:03:42,505 --> 00:03:45,740
And don't fucking this up.
Those them cigarettes in there is our lifes.
1843
00:03:45,742 --> 00:03:48,743
And for fucks sakes man, take a
shower, you look like a fucking hobolo.
1844
00:03:48,745 --> 00:03:50,979
[shouts]
1845
00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:54,415
Alright boys, so what the fuck are
you going to do with the train?
1846
00:03:54,417 --> 00:03:56,551
You know what boys. Fuck that train,
I don't want anything to do with it.
1847
00:03:56,553 --> 00:03:58,019
Let's just get out of here.
1848
00:03:58,021 --> 00:03:59,054
Are you sure?
1849
00:03:59,056 --> 00:04:00,255
Yes.
1850
00:04:00,257 --> 00:04:01,756
Whoa, whoa. Shhh, shhh.
1851
00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:03,658
What's that?
1852
00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:06,761
Boys, that sounds like a motor down by the river.
1853
00:04:07,897 --> 00:04:10,565
[shouting]
1854
00:04:10,567 --> 00:04:11,566
[gunfire]
1855
00:04:12,969 --> 00:04:15,070
What the fuck?
1856
00:04:15,137 --> 00:04:17,572
[in Conky voice] Drunk prick, who
could he be referring to
1857
00:04:17,574 --> 00:04:20,976
I wonder Julian. I hope it's
not some kind of fuckery.
1858
00:04:20,978 --> 00:04:26,047
How are you going to dance around this situation?
Dirtily? [kissing sound]
1859
00:04:26,049 --> 00:04:29,417
Jacob! You guys check the river. Ricky, in the car.
1860
00:04:29,419 --> 00:04:32,687
Bubbles, consider that kiss your final warning.
You know what you gotta do?
1861
00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:35,523
You gotta kill him!
1862
00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:38,093
[in Conky voice] Fuck off Julian.
1863
00:04:39,996 --> 00:04:42,197
Let's go!
1864
00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:46,834
What the fuck? What the fuck's
going on with this thing.
1865
00:04:46,836 --> 00:04:50,272
Come on Ricky! Try it again.
1866
00:04:52,608 --> 00:04:54,943
I don't know what the fuck's going on with it.
1867
00:04:54,945 --> 00:04:56,811
[sound of motor]
1868
00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,681
Be really still.
1869
00:05:00,683 --> 00:05:04,986
...easy now, I know the forest
fire gets them upset...
1870
00:05:04,988 --> 00:05:07,855
Alright, get out.
1871
00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,029
Lahey and Randy!
1872
00:05:14,031 --> 00:05:16,664
How the fuck did they get here?
1873
00:05:16,666 --> 00:05:18,766
Fuckitty chomp in the fuck!
1874
00:05:18,768 --> 00:05:21,269
Randy, what the fuck are you
doing here? How'd you find us?
1875
00:05:21,271 --> 00:05:24,772
Swayzie train is coming with us gentlemen.
1876
00:05:24,774 --> 00:05:28,310
[mocking Mr. Lahey] Swayzie train's
coming with us gentlemen.
1877
00:05:28,312 --> 00:05:34,382
What the fuck are you doing shooting at
Shitty Bill, you liquored up dummies?
1878
00:05:34,384 --> 00:05:37,052
Look at ya. Too drunk to do anything.
1879
00:05:37,054 --> 00:05:39,620
Everyone knows how it goes down
with you and the liquor Jim.
1880
00:05:39,622 --> 00:05:42,623
You can't pace yourself.
1881
00:05:42,724 --> 00:05:45,827
Maybe I had a few drinks.
1882
00:05:45,829 --> 00:05:49,464
But maybe I know how all this is
going to go down Julian.
1883
00:05:49,466 --> 00:05:56,137
Cause you're going to jail, Richard.
Even sexy guys go to jail, Julian.
1884
00:05:56,139 --> 00:05:59,307
Jim, Jim, Jim, are you sure you haven't
had too many drinks to pull this off?
1885
00:05:59,309 --> 00:06:02,877
Cause I'm willing to bet you have. Fucking drunk.
1886
00:06:02,879 --> 00:06:06,514
Hey! Guys, I'm serious here.
1887
00:06:06,516 --> 00:06:07,915
He's frigging serious.
1888
00:06:07,917 --> 00:06:09,117
Randy!
1889
00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,086
Fuck off boys.
1890
00:06:11,088 --> 00:06:13,521
You guys are under arrest for
grand theft Swayzie train.
1891
00:06:13,523 --> 00:06:15,991
You're under fuck off for grand fucking offing.
1892
00:06:15,993 --> 00:06:17,292
[gunshot]
1893
00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:19,294
Oh, fuck!
1894
00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:24,399
What the fuck!? Oh, you went
too fucking far this time Lahey.
1895
00:06:24,401 --> 00:06:26,767
You crossed the fucking line, you shot Julian.
1896
00:06:26,769 --> 00:06:28,136
[gunfire]
1897
00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,670
It wasn't me.
1898
00:06:29,672 --> 00:06:31,339
Fuck. You okay?
1899
00:06:31,341 --> 00:06:33,074
Would you help me out here Ricky?
1900
00:06:33,076 --> 00:06:33,808
Lahey fucking shot you.
1901
00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,676
Fuck!
1902
00:06:35,678 --> 00:06:38,046
Come on man, we gotta get the
fuck out of here. Fucking idiots.
1903
00:06:38,048 --> 00:06:39,847
I'm sorry Julian.
1904
00:06:39,849 --> 00:06:42,717
Fuck off Lahey!
1905
00:06:42,719 --> 00:06:45,753
It wasn't me Julian, it was the liquor.
1906
00:06:49,892 --> 00:06:53,261
Bubbles, Lahey and Randy shot
me. We gotta get out of here.
1907
00:06:53,263 --> 00:06:56,531
How though man? The car won't fucking start.
1908
00:06:56,533 --> 00:07:00,301
Julian, the rangers are heading this way.
They're crossing the river on their floaty thing.
1909
00:07:00,303 --> 00:07:02,670
Why is this happening to us now?
1910
00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:05,373
[in Conky voice] How could they
possibly find you out here
1911
00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:08,109
in the middle of nowhere Julian,
unless somebody told them?
1912
00:07:08,111 --> 00:07:11,046
Did you fucking tell Lahey you little stick bitch.
1913
00:07:11,048 --> 00:07:13,548
No Ricky, I was with Conky the
whole time. He didn't do anything.
1914
00:07:13,550 --> 00:07:16,751
[in Conky voice] Yeah Ricky, I'm not an impossibilist.
1915
00:07:16,753 --> 00:07:19,220
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
1916
00:07:19,222 --> 00:07:20,321
[in Conky voice] Think about it Ricky. [kissing sound]
1917
00:07:20,323 --> 00:07:22,424
Fucking kissed me.
1918
00:07:22,426 --> 00:07:25,427
[in Conky voice] Jacob told Lahey.
It's the only thing that could've happened.
1919
00:07:25,429 --> 00:07:27,662
No, wait, we're friends. I
wouldn't do anything like that.
1920
00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:30,432
[in Conky voice] Why don't you
join us down at the car then Jacob.
1921
00:07:30,434 --> 00:07:34,069
Come on boys, there's something
I'd like to show you.
1922
00:07:34,071 --> 00:07:37,772
Why don't you show them what you
put in his gas tank Twiddly McGee.
1923
00:07:37,774 --> 00:07:41,576
I would wager that your gas tank
has a delicious tasty flavour.
1924
00:07:45,081 --> 00:07:48,116
It is delicious. Sugarish.
1925
00:07:48,118 --> 00:07:50,818
[in Conky voice] Sugar!
1926
00:07:50,820 --> 00:07:52,153
Why Jacob?
1927
00:07:52,155 --> 00:07:54,122
No, I didn't, it wasn't.
1928
00:07:54,124 --> 00:07:56,191
Take off your shirt.
1929
00:07:56,193 --> 00:08:00,495
Why? I mean, no way. There's bugs. It's cold.
1930
00:08:00,497 --> 00:08:04,031
He's wearing a fucking wire.
Should I shoot him Julian?
1931
00:08:04,033 --> 00:08:06,534
I can't believe this man.
1932
00:08:06,536 --> 00:08:07,535
[voices]
1933
00:08:08,737 --> 00:08:11,973
Don't move. You are surrounded.
1934
00:08:11,975 --> 00:08:15,376
There are many guns pointed at you right now.
1935
00:08:15,378 --> 00:08:18,513
What's going on up here boys?
We heard some gun shots.
1936
00:08:18,515 --> 00:08:21,382
Thank fuck you're here.
Hillybillies chasing us big ime.
1937
00:08:21,384 --> 00:08:23,618
They shot my friend there.
1938
00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:26,087
One's got a big gut, no shirt
on. Fucking smells like barbeque sauce.
1939
00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,589
The other one is dressed as a
cop or something fucked up.
1940
00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:30,158
They are fucking weird and they're wasted.
1941
00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,892
You know, I thought I smelled
barbeque sauce, coming up here.
1942
00:08:31,894 --> 00:08:33,928
Fuck off hillybillies.
1943
00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,730
[shouting]
1944
00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:38,366
Alright now boys. Just relax. Just relax.
1945
00:08:38,368 --> 00:08:41,136
There's no such thing as hill
billies up here in these woods.
1946
00:08:41,138 --> 00:08:42,437
[gunshot]
1947
00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:43,938
[scream]
1948
00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:48,042
You guys stay down. Amanda!
1949
00:08:48,044 --> 00:08:50,278
Let's get the fuck out of here.
1950
00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:53,181
Julian, let me explain.
1951
00:08:53,183 --> 00:08:55,550
I'm taking this fucking thing, right here.
1952
00:08:55,552 --> 00:08:57,918
Bubbs, come on, get in.
1953
00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:01,022
Sorry boys, there's no room. We'll have
to work out something later.
1954
00:09:01,024 --> 00:09:02,590
There's tons of room.
1955
00:09:02,592 --> 00:09:04,959
Jacob, get the fuck out of here.
1956
00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,094
Let's move it Rick, come on.
1957
00:09:07,096 --> 00:09:09,030
Alright, I gotta figure this fucking thing out.
1958
00:09:09,032 --> 00:09:11,366
I'm really sorry guys.
1959
00:09:11,368 --> 00:09:13,234
You let me down Jacob.
1960
00:09:13,236 --> 00:09:15,770
Nice fuck up Jacob.
1961
00:09:18,106 --> 00:09:20,275
Come on Ricky, faster.
1962
00:09:20,277 --> 00:09:25,112
Please Julian. You can't leave us here.
1963
00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:27,982
I love you Julian!
1964
00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:33,921
Just keep going the fuck downstream.
1965
00:09:33,923 --> 00:09:36,691
It's the fastest way out of here Rick.
1966
00:09:36,693 --> 00:09:39,794
It's pretty hard when you're a fucking two
or one a mile an hour shit wheeler Julian.
1967
00:09:45,301 --> 00:09:51,172
Ahoy Shitliner. Shitliner's
finally come to port boys
1968
00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:54,175
and guess who's here to tie her up!
1969
00:09:54,177 --> 00:10:00,181
What the fuck Lahey? Don't you
ever give up? Fuck off.
1970
00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:05,152
I feel just awful Randy about
shooting Julian, but we gotta find
1971
00:10:05,154 --> 00:10:11,559
that Swayzie Express and get the
fucking fifty thousand dollars reward money.
1972
00:10:11,561 --> 00:10:16,897
More important than that Randy,
I'd like to go out in a blaze of glory
1973
00:10:16,899 --> 00:10:23,338
and make an arrest and then people
will know, Jim Lahey was a good cop.
1974
00:10:26,342 --> 00:10:30,678
Watch those rocks here.
Watch that tree!
1975
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:39,287
Okay, I think they are out here.
1976
00:10:39,289 --> 00:10:42,323
Wah hoo! Today's getaway has
been brought to you by the
1977
00:10:42,325 --> 00:10:45,727
letter "F" for "fucked in the head"
1978
00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:48,028
Which you are Ricky!
1979
00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:53,834
What the fuck is wrong with this thing?
1980
00:10:55,704 --> 00:10:59,974
Who the fuck is that? Amerinicans!
1981
00:10:59,976 --> 00:11:06,213
Hey! Shut that damn thing off.
Special Agent Ryan Chalkneck, FBI.
1982
00:11:06,215 --> 00:11:08,683
Which one of you guys is Conky?
1983
00:11:08,685 --> 00:11:12,654
[in Conky voice] That would be me.
I guess you got my phone messages.
1984
00:11:12,656 --> 00:11:14,289
Phone messages?
1985
00:11:14,291 --> 00:11:16,624
What are you talking about Conky?
1986
00:11:16,692 --> 00:11:19,694
I think you should cross over
now before things get out of hand.
1987
00:11:19,696 --> 00:11:21,529
You're all under arrest.
1988
00:11:21,531 --> 00:11:23,931
Fucking sold us out didn't you!
1989
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:26,701
Ricky, calm down, we gotta figure this out.
1990
00:11:26,703 --> 00:11:29,103
Alright, this thing is going to escalate guys.
1991
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,773
Let's lock it down. Okay, let me see your hands guys.
1992
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,574
Let me see your hands.
1993
00:11:33,576 --> 00:11:36,577
Fuck off over there. This is my arrest.
1994
00:11:36,579 --> 00:11:42,650
You fuck off, this is Special Agent
Ryan Chalkneck, FBI. Fuck you!
1995
00:11:42,652 --> 00:11:44,952
Bubbles, you gotta lose the
puppet and put up your hands,
1996
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,587
they need to see both of them.
1997
00:11:46,589 --> 00:11:47,855
I don't want Conky to get shot.
1998
00:11:49,825 --> 00:11:52,059
Fuck, there they are.
1999
00:11:52,061 --> 00:11:54,228
Alright guys, get your hands up
now where we can see them.
2000
00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:57,198
You there in the red, let me see your right hand, son.
2001
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,999
Let me see your right hand.
2002
00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:01,168
You're going to get yourself shot.
2003
00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:03,705
Put up your fucking hand. We're going to get shot.
2004
00:12:03,772 --> 00:12:06,407
[in Conky voice] Wouldn't want me
to make any sudden moves Ricky?
2005
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,042
Like this. Ah, ah.
2006
00:12:08,044 --> 00:12:09,043
Fire!
2007
00:12:09,045 --> 00:12:11,078
[gunfire]
2008
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:19,454
Hold your fire. Hold your fire. It's a puppet.
2009
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:22,523
Loch Ness Monster balls, I've been shot!
2010
00:12:22,525 --> 00:12:24,325
What the fuck was that?
2011
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,993
You just shot those guys?
2012
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,995
Help me Julian, I'm shot in the leg.
2013
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,764
Jacob, you okay?
2014
00:12:29,766 --> 00:12:32,199
Put pressure on the wound, you'll be okay buddy.
2015
00:12:32,201 --> 00:12:34,369
I love you bud.
2016
00:12:34,371 --> 00:12:36,838
Stop fucking worrying about this
freak that's pretending he's you.
2017
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,407
You gotta deal with Conky man,
or we're going to die here.
2018
00:12:39,409 --> 00:12:41,609
Bubbles, you know what you have to do with Conky.
2019
00:12:41,611 --> 00:12:44,278
Okay? So snap out of it and do it!
2020
00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,548
Come on!
2021
00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:49,484
[in Conky voice] You remember,
I'm calling the shots here Bubbles.
2022
00:12:49,486 --> 00:12:52,720
Googly eyed bastard.
2023
00:12:52,788 --> 00:12:57,358
What the fuck did you call me?
You're going under Conky.
2024
00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,528
That's right Bubbles, drowned him, drowned him.
2025
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:04,699
[in Conky voice] Bubbles, we're a team like Abott...
2026
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,133
Dirty dirty dancing...
2027
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,970
Jesus Fuckin...
2028
00:13:09,972 --> 00:13:12,273
I'll fucking kill you.
2029
00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:15,142
What the fuck is going on?
2030
00:13:15,144 --> 00:13:21,416
He's gone. He's gone. What the fuck am I doing boys?
2031
00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:24,919
We surrender. We will not put up a fight.
2032
00:13:24,921 --> 00:13:27,555
Who in the fuck's in charge here anyway?
2033
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,356
I'm in charge.
2034
00:13:29,358 --> 00:13:32,092
I'm in charge here!
2035
00:13:32,094 --> 00:13:35,229
Actually, I'm in fucking charge. Me.
2036
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,900
I'm the one in charge here not you idiots or you idiots, me.
2037
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:43,738
Here's the deal. That's the US with all the fucking fancy guys,
2038
00:13:43,806 --> 00:13:46,574
DEA, ATF, whatever the fuck that means, and FBI.
2039
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:49,877
This is Canada with drunkey the
clown and his little gut friend and
2040
00:13:49,879 --> 00:13:54,816
two alien Trevors and fucking
Jacob the twig alien and the Forest Pricks.
2041
00:13:54,818 --> 00:13:57,718
They don't pick a side to go to, we can't make an arrest.
2042
00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:00,588
Alright, this is the middle of the river, borderland.
2043
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,558
So basically we can pick who busts us.
2044
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:06,561
Make up your minds. Come on,
we'll go easy on you over here.
2045
00:14:06,563 --> 00:14:10,665
We'll go easy on you over here too Rick.
No big deal.
2046
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,701
Bud, bring the boat back over to Canada, bud.
2047
00:14:13,703 --> 00:14:16,003
I don't trust you, you're wasted
out of your god-damned mind.
2048
00:14:16,005 --> 00:14:18,138
What are you going to charge us with?
2049
00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,641
No big charge Rick, just
internationally drug smuggler.
2050
00:14:20,643 --> 00:14:24,044
Gotta have that Rick.
I'll drop all the other charges.
2051
00:14:24,046 --> 00:14:27,448
There's no drugs and no tobacco.
It's gone, it's over.
2052
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:30,551
You missed it. You're stupid.
So go the fuck home.
2053
00:14:30,553 --> 00:14:34,589
Go home?! I've got twenty men in back up, I'm on overtime,
2054
00:14:34,591 --> 00:14:37,124
I've spent my budget for the year. Helicopters.
2055
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,760
I'm in the middle of a fucking forest fire.
2056
00:14:39,762 --> 00:14:43,798
I'm going home, but someone's
going with me. Someone's gotta go to jail.
2057
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,034
Jesus Christ. Well what the
fuck do you want to charge us with?
2058
00:14:47,036 --> 00:14:51,706
I'm only going to charge you
with stealing the Swayzie Express.
2059
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:54,642
How much time do you get for
stealing the fucking whatever that is?
2060
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:58,112
About five, six months, tops.
2061
00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:01,983
Listen, if there's no international drug bust charges,
2062
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:05,887
I need the Trazie's Express Bus,
that way Randy and me
2063
00:15:05,889 --> 00:15:10,457
get to split fifty grand and we
get to meet Patrick Swayze.
2064
00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:14,629
Cause we're big fans of his Ricky.
2065
00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:17,197
How fucking drunk are you right now?
2066
00:15:17,199 --> 00:15:20,134
Six out of ten.
2067
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:24,138
Oh fuck! What are you going to
give us for jail time Lahey?
2068
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:27,675
Two, three months, max.
2069
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,645
What about the Forest Fuck Dummies,
what have you got for us?
2070
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,014
Endangering protected beavers,
2071
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,482
and we ain't willing to bargain on that.
2072
00:15:35,484 --> 00:15:38,019
What the fuck do you get for cocking over beavers?
2073
00:15:38,086 --> 00:15:39,987
You go to jail for that?
2074
00:15:39,989 --> 00:15:42,389
Five hundred dollars or thirty days in jail.
2075
00:15:42,391 --> 00:15:44,692
For stealing my Argo, you get it back over here,
2076
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,127
we'll talk about not charging you for that.
2077
00:15:47,129 --> 00:15:49,496
Well, we didn't steal it, we
just fucking borrowed it.
2078
00:15:49,498 --> 00:15:51,599
But alright, that's not too bad. Just a second.
2079
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:54,501
Okay, we're going to talk this out and figure it out.
2080
00:15:54,503 --> 00:15:58,739
You guys can go for a piss or have a couple
of drinks in that situation, whatever.
2081
00:15:58,807 --> 00:16:02,043
Number one, I can't believe someone's
going to jail for fucking beavers,
2082
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,144
but I may as well take that. Dad's in
jail in the US anyway, I can see him.
2083
00:16:04,146 --> 00:16:10,184
Give me the video tape. I can't
go to jail everywhere.
2084
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:15,155
Alright, we got this worked out. We got a video
tape right here of who stole the Swayzie Express.
2085
00:16:15,157 --> 00:16:18,325
All three of them are over there.
Two of them are little fuck goofs,
2086
00:16:18,327 --> 00:16:21,328
one of them's a little alien
twiggy. We're going to leave him over there,
2087
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:23,731
but we'll bring the fuck goofs
to you guys so you can take
2088
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,800
somebody home with you, if
that's what you need.
2089
00:16:25,802 --> 00:16:29,169
I'll go with the forest fuckies
and fucking deal with this beaver shit.
2090
00:16:29,171 --> 00:16:31,005
Are we cool here?
2091
00:16:31,007 --> 00:16:33,641
Alright, come on you guys.
2092
00:16:33,643 --> 00:16:36,176
I want some food, and I want to
make sure I can get some dope in that jail,
2093
00:16:36,178 --> 00:16:38,378
and I want to get drunk today.
2094
00:16:38,446 --> 00:16:40,615
Well, there's been enough talk.
Let's see some action, come on.
2095
00:16:41,717 --> 00:16:43,517
Fuck, I hate this thing!
2096
00:16:44,385 --> 00:16:46,420
[music]
2097
00:16:49,858 --> 00:16:52,292
This is one of the nicest
fucking jails we've ever been in.
2098
00:16:52,294 --> 00:16:53,928
People here are really friendly.
2099
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,497
Oh, the food is fucking fantastic.
2100
00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:58,465
Me and Rick have been working on
some mutual goals together, right bud?
2101
00:16:58,467 --> 00:16:59,834
That's right. We got our GEDs going.
2102
00:16:59,836 --> 00:17:01,502
Cause the book learning tests
are way easier down here
2103
00:17:01,504 --> 00:17:03,037
than they are in Canada. I got my fucking Grade 11.
2104
00:17:03,039 --> 00:17:05,339
I got my fucking Grade 9.
2105
00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:07,942
I'm going to be sad to leave
this place, but can't wait to
2106
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,677
get back to Sunnyvale. We got a
lot of money waiting for us back there.
2107
00:17:09,745 --> 00:17:11,411
No shit. What's for supper tonight bud?
2108
00:17:11,479 --> 00:17:13,981
Uh, fucking lobster bisque, king crab legs, scallops
2109
00:17:13,983 --> 00:17:15,482
and strawberry shortcake for dessert.
2110
00:17:15,484 --> 00:17:17,317
Oh fuck, right on!
2111
00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:19,920
[music]
2112
00:17:23,391 --> 00:17:26,426
Despite all the bull shit and problems I went through lately,
2113
00:17:26,428 --> 00:17:29,897
the deal actually worked.
Shitty Bill got back to the park with
2114
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:34,769
all the cigarettes and I made four
hundred and eighty thousand dollars.
2115
00:17:34,771 --> 00:17:40,207
I'm retired now. I can't believe it.
I actually made something of myself.
2116
00:17:42,544 --> 00:17:46,881
I realize now Ran and myself
don't need to go to Mexico.
2117
00:17:46,883 --> 00:17:52,419
This is our Mexico. I resigned
from the force. It was too much.
2118
00:17:52,421 --> 00:17:55,355
I was meant to be a drunk
trailer park supervisor.
2119
00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:57,858
It's what I was born to do.
2120
00:18:01,429 --> 00:18:07,735
I never saw it coming. Jacob and I totally fell in love.
2121
00:18:07,737 --> 00:18:10,537
I think he's the best looking guy I've ever seen.
2122
00:18:10,605 --> 00:18:13,607
I don't really like the whole
Julian thing, but you know,
2123
00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:18,913
I'm slowly working on it. We'd
have to move into his dad's RV
2124
00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:21,281
for a while but I'm considering
living with him and Phil Collins
2125
00:18:21,283 --> 00:18:24,785
until we can afford our own place.
2126
00:18:24,787 --> 00:18:28,255
Well me and T got out of the joint, it was
a bit weird you know what I'm saying,
2127
00:18:28,323 --> 00:18:30,991
with Randy and Lahey for a
while, you know what I'm saying.
2128
00:18:30,993 --> 00:18:33,660
But now we aight with them and
me and T realize it's time to grow up
2129
00:18:33,662 --> 00:18:37,998
and get some family shit going.
Family life's kind of tight. Saying.
2130
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:42,502
I might even get back into the
rap game one of these days.
2131
00:18:42,504 --> 00:18:45,139
Fatherhood has changed me big time.
2132
00:18:45,141 --> 00:18:48,943
It's helped me figure out a few
things. Become more responsible.
2133
00:18:48,945 --> 00:18:51,879
I know what I want in life now.
All I really want to do
2134
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:56,183
is get high and mow lawns in the
trailer park. And that's okay.
2135
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:03,858
I think having this baby with
Bo-bandy will in a weird way will,
2136
00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:07,294
in a weird way, give Ricky sort
of a second chance at parenting
2137
00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:10,497
and sort of getting himself
together and if Ban's cool with it
2138
00:19:10,499 --> 00:19:16,971
and Rick's cool with it, it's
going to be really cool, I think.
2139
00:19:16,973 --> 00:19:19,774
Yeah, I think things worked out
for the best really.
2140
00:19:19,841 --> 00:19:22,342
I miss the road, but I just
don't think that this was the right time
2141
00:19:22,344 --> 00:19:25,679
that I was on it so, no I've got
a new grandson now,
2142
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:29,349
and uh, well it's Randy's but it's mine really.
2143
00:19:29,351 --> 00:19:33,154
No, I'm just basically drinking
and having a good time.
2144
00:19:33,156 --> 00:19:36,657
That's the way she goes. That's
the way she fucking goes.
2145
00:19:39,694 --> 00:19:42,496
I've been feeling like a million bucks lately.
2146
00:19:42,498 --> 00:19:45,966
I decided to go see and therapist
and he told me it was perfectly normal
2147
00:19:45,968 --> 00:19:49,336
to get that stressed out hanging
around people like Ricky
2148
00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:54,208
and Julian and Randy, crazy Mr.
Lahey. Conky was just
2149
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:56,710
some sort of defence mechanism
that my brain created
2150
00:19:56,712 --> 00:19:59,847
so that I wouldn't go right off
the deep end. So in a way,
2151
00:19:59,849 --> 00:20:02,382
Conky pretty much saved my life.
2152
00:20:02,384 --> 00:20:07,321
So these days I'm just rocking
with the boys and rocking with my kitties.
2153
00:20:07,323 --> 00:20:10,124
Well, me and the old man got out of jail this time
2154
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,092
and things were quite a bit
different. I mean, it was the first time
2155
00:20:12,094 --> 00:20:14,161
I got out of jail where I was
fucking rich you know.
2156
00:20:14,163 --> 00:20:16,563
It was good to have a bit of
money and I got my family back,
2157
00:20:16,565 --> 00:20:19,834
Lucy, Trin, and the new baby
which is kind of Randy's
2158
00:20:19,836 --> 00:20:24,271
by birthing and stuff but it's
pretty much my baby I think
2159
00:20:24,273 --> 00:20:26,974
and you know, now I've got the
money to supporting it
2160
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,910
and even though it's his by
birthing, I can be just as good of a dad
2161
00:20:29,912 --> 00:20:34,581
to it as if it was my own by it.
And after all that jail and crazy shit
2162
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:37,517
that I've been through over the
years, I finally got my brain
2163
00:20:37,519 --> 00:20:42,223
to be learnt that all that really matters
I guess is your friends and family.
2164
00:20:42,225 --> 00:20:44,458
That's all that matters to me now.
2165
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:47,862
yeah, like a sausage
2166
00:20:47,864 --> 00:20:49,830
Can I get you something from the grill?
2167
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,499
Yeah, a burger with four patties.
2168
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:55,569
Bottle kids.
2169
00:20:55,571 --> 00:20:57,371
Don't worry it'll be over in a second
2170
00:20:57,373 --> 00:20:59,039
[screaming and smashing]
2171
00:20:59,107 --> 00:21:00,474
[loud burp]
2172
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,109
What in the fuck!
2173
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:08,615
So Randy, let me get this straight,
you want four patties and one bun?
2174
00:21:08,617 --> 00:21:11,252
I'll get you two doubles and make it your self.
2175
00:21:11,254 --> 00:21:14,989
Drinks on the house everybody.
2176
00:21:14,991 --> 00:21:17,191
Good job on the burgers there Phil.
2177
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,193
Pour yourself a drink, Philadelphia.
2178
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,295
[All talking]
2179
00:21:21,297 --> 00:21:24,231
[music]
32806
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof