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[♪ upbeat theme music playing]
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- [glass shatters]
- [♪ theme concludes]
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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[commuters whooshing]
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[Fry grunting]
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So, where's the strip club trampoline park
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with the all-you-can-eat ice cream?
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There isn't one.
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I just lied so you'd come with me.
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We're actually going to see...
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[emotional] ...my beloved Abuelatron.
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Your grandma?
I thought she lived in Mexico.
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Or-- Or-- Or maybe Mehico?
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Nah, she moved into
a retirement home to be near me,
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her eldest and most neglectful grandson.
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- [door creaking]
- [Bender scat-singing]
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[wheelchair rattling]
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[can clattering]
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[robot yelping]
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- [wheelchair thudding]
- [robot groaning]
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♪
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[knocking]
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Ms. Rodríguez? You got visitors.
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Are ya decent?
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Are ya alive?
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- [door creaking]
- Alright.
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Ah, Benderito!
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Come, give me a kiss
for every month you didn't visit.
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[smooching rapidly]
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Hang on, I think about six more.
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Uh, this is my friend, Fry.
Kiss him for a while.
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Okay.
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- [Abuelatron smooching]
- [metal thudding]
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Ow! Robot kisses hurt.
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So, Grandma, why'd you leave Mexico?
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Not corrupt enough for ya?
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Oh, Bender, the family,
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they don't want me around no more.
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Aw. 'Cause you're so old and useless?
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No, they don't want me
smoking and drinking
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and cursing around the little ones.
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Those bastards!
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Eh, who needs them
when I have my favorite grandson
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and alcohol? [chuckles]
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- I'll drink to that!
- [glasses clinking]
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[Bender and Abuelatron gulping]
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- [glass shattering]
- [both belching loudly]
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I don't mind it here.
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There's so much to do.
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Eat, go back to our room,
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eat, go back to our room,
eat, go back to our room,
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- eat, go back--
- Hey, remember those
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homemade tortillas you used to make?
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Man, those were good.
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Ah, too much trouble.
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The tortillas here are good enough for me.
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[♪ light, somber music playing]
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[sighing]
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[chewing slowly]
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That was a nice lunch.
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Why don't you stay for dinner,
which is right now?
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Ah, no thanks.
But I'll come back sometime.
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Probably next year maybe.
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- [Bender scat-singing]
- Wait! Before you go,
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I have a thing to tell you.
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Can it wait a year?
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Before I left Mexico,
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I sold my tortilla business for a fortune.
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I was planning to leave you
a lot of money in my will.
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Really?
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So, if you die right now, I'll be rich?
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No, no, no, no, I just wanted to tell you
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that I gave it away.
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- What?! [grumbling]
- [metallic clanging]
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I sent it to my boyfriend, Sebastian.
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Isn't he handsome?
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He promised to invest it for me.
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He just needed money seeds
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for a bridge loan to make a big cash flow.
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Ah, Grandma, you idiot!
You're being scammed.
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No, I'm not. He loves me!
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He doesn't even care that I'm rich.
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Time for your oil thinners!
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[liquid sloshing and fizzling]
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Scam, huh?
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- Yeah, those are common here.
- [Abuelatron gulping]
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You know, we were voted number one
most scammable nursing home.
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I saw that!
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So, it is a scam?
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Ay Dios mío, how could
I have been so estúpida?
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[crying] I thought he loved me.
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But who would want
an old piece of junk like me?
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[sobbing]
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[♪ somber music playing]
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[Bender sobbing]
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It's so sad!
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My poor, poor inheritance.
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If only there was some way
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to get revenge on this fraudulent hunk.
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Hey, I have an idea!
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Can you tell us? Or no?
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Suppose Bender went undercover
at the retirement home
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as an old robot to lure the scammer?
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Sounds fun, I'll do it!
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[♪ thrilling music playing]
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[eye visor clicking]
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There. Next, we'll apply a rapid
heating-and-cooling cycle
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to cause metal fatigue.
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- Will it hurt?
- Yes.
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- [flames whooshing]
- Hot, hot, hot!
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Cold, cold, cold!
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[metal crackling]
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And finally, the most important part,
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the Jitterphone!
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A phone used exclusively
by feeble-minded geezers.
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I mean, it's like a scammer magnet!
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Anyone with one of these
is a sitting duck.
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Oh wait. That's my Jitterphone.
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This one's yours.
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[♪ light music playing]
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Mr. um... [sighs]
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Mordecai Pantscrapper?
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Yo.
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You need to reposition yourself
so you don't get bedsores.
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Are ya able to turn on your side?
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Yeah. But can you do it for me?
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Uh, okay.
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[grunting] Let's just get you
over... there!
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[exhales sharply]
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[Jitterphone ringing]
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Bender, Sebastian is calling you.
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That's his phone number.
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Huh? Oh right, the scammer.
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I'm gonna tear him limb from limb!
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- [Jitterphone beeps]
- Who the hell do you think you are?!
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[♪ sexy music playing]
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Uh, also, who are you?
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I'm Daniella, silly.
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And you're handsome.
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[visor snapping, eyes whirring]
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[♪ sexy music playing]
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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[Bender scat-singing]
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So, how'd it go, Bender?
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Did the scammer contact you?
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Nope, he never called.
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Impossible! You had a Jitterphone!
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However, I did get a call
from a beautiful lady.
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And I'm in love.
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- [Jitterphone clicking]
- She's hot, right?
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Plus, she offered me some
fabulous investments.
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Bender, I'd love for you
to find a girlfriend,
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because you'd be around a lot less.
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But you're being scammed.
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Scammed?!
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[laughing pompously]
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Oh, you are so wrong.
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She offered me some can't-lose stock.
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In her catfish farm.
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- [crew groaning]
- Oh, brother.
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Ugh, even I wouldn't fall for that.
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And I just learned the truth
about the Tooth Fairy!
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Sorry, buddy, she only buys human teeth.
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You're all just jealous that I found love.
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We talked for hours
about our favorite movies,
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favorite music,
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bank account numbers.
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Yeah, stuff like that.
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Wait, what was the last one?
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Stuff like that.
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Now I've had it with you young folk!
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[burbling, head crackling]
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I'll show you.
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I'm gonna visit Daniella
and make sweet love
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in front of our premium-grade catfish.
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Uh-huh. And where exactly
does "Daniella" live?
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Big ol' mansion, that's where!
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She, uh, didn't mention the exact address.
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No matter, we'll check the Jitterlog!
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- [Jitterphone zapping, chirping]
- Ah, Alabama.
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No, worse! Mississippi!
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[door creaking]
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[engine rumbling]
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[mosquito buzzing]
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[bug zapper crackling]
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Ah, there it is,
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21 Chump Street.
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Kinda low-key for a mansion.
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- [grunting]
- [wood creaking]
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I love you, too.
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I'll keep an eye out
for that MoneyGram, darling.
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[hologram whooshing]
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[♪ dramatic sting]
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Abuelatron, mi amor.
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It's your beloved stud-bucket, Sebastian.
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- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [elongated gasping]
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Sorry, I've been MIA, babe.
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- I was playing pickleball with the Pope.
- [door crashing]
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I'll call you back!
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How dare you, sir?!
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You're ripping off my poor,
innocent Abuelatron!
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[hologram whooshing]
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Hi there, I'm Brittany.
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Ho, ho, ho, hello.
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I'm Bender, baby.
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So, I wanna tell you about
a very special investment
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with some incredible returns.
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Really? That'd be--
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Hey, cut that out!
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That's probably not gonna
work on me this time!
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Who are you, really?
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[sighing]
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[hologram whooshing]
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[with Southern accent]
My real name's Idabelle Sue.
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[♪ soft music playing]
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Hubba-hubba.
That's what you really look like?
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Uh-huh. That's why
I can't use my real face.
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I'm just too hot to be believable.
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That's so sad.
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Would a little money help?
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Hey, no!
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How could you?!
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You tricked my grandma
out of her life savings.
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I was gonna steal those savings!
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I'm awful sorry for lyin' so much.
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I feel downright terrible
when I think about it,
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which thankfully ain't often.
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So, your favorite band isn't Hoobastank?
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- No.
- And there never was a catfish farm?
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Well, of course there's a catfish farm!
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Who would lie about a catfish farm?
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- [door creaking]
- Come on, I'll show ya.
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- [♪ light music playing]
- [water sloshing]
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Are you waterproof?
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I'm 40% waterproof!
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[♪ light music playing]
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[water splashing]
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- [boat cracking]
- [Bender gurgling]
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♪
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Oh, I do adore me some catfish.
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Ever since I was a young scammer,
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all I wanted was to farm 'em.
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I love everything about 'em.
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Except eatin' 'em. They're disgusting!
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Ooh! So slimy. Bleh!
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It really is beautiful.
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Nothing but muck
as far as the eye can see.
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My only crime was tellin' folks
it was a good investment.
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Well, that and sayin' I was in love
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and stealin' their life savings.
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I was so wrong about you, Idabelle.
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I just wish there was something
I could do to help.
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Do you have any money?
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Nah, I'm pretty much broke.
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But I have a wealthy friend
with a Jitterphone.
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[Jitterphone ringing]
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Talk to me, baby.
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Oh, hello, Bender.
259
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,152
A good investment, you say?
260
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,321
A catfish farm, you say?
261
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,990
I like what I'm hearing, you say.
262
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:20,202
[over phone] I'm on my way
with a shipload of cash!
263
00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,037
Shipload? With a "P"?
264
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,705
Uh, actually, it doesn't matter.
265
00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,124
Any letter there is fine.
266
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:29,753
I'll be there tomorrow with
a million dollars in small bills.
267
00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,296
Ta-ta!
268
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,840
[crew cheering]
269
00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,675
Great job, Professor!
270
00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,426
So convincing!
271
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:40,097
You really sounded like
a desperate, foolish old man.
272
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,891
We're gonna get back
everything those crooks stole,
273
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,101
and more!
274
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:47,521
- [♪ triumphant music playing]
- It's time to scam the scammers.
275
00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:48,647
[♪ music stops abruptly]
276
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,066
Scammers?
277
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,735
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
278
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:56,656
[Planet Express whooshing]
279
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,577
[Leela] Blast off!
280
00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:02,996
Oh wait, we're here.
281
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,248
Listen up, people.
282
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:09,710
This bag holds the so-called
million dollars.
283
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,546
Each roll has a genuine bill
on the outside.
284
00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:16,008
But inside, it's nothin' but
Planet Express Fun Bucks.
285
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,217
[Professor giggling]
286
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,343
Now here's the plan.
287
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,180
I'll call Bender and say
we got pulled over for speeding.
288
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,182
I love it! Why?
289
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,560
We'll tell them the ship was impounded
with the money inside.
290
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:30,647
And to get it back, we need to pay
a thousand-dollar impound fee.
291
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,649
So, if they want their million dollars,
292
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,902
they have to give us a thousand first.
293
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,696
Then we give them our fake money
and run away!
294
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,990
Hooray! I'm scamming with friends!
295
00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,450
- [siren wailing]
- Dagnabbit,
296
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,452
there's a smokey on my tail.
297
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,287
That's how they say it down here, right?
298
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,873
- [siren continues]
- [turning signal clicking]
299
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,042
- [ship landing thuds]
- [tires screeching]
300
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,045
[♪ country guitar playing]
301
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,257
[tapping on window]
302
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:02,471
I'm Burl Hooten,
Sheriff of Scamton County,
303
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,181
and this here's Deputy Fiddle.
304
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,183
Now, y'all know why I pulled you over?
305
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,809
Were we... speeding?
306
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,353
Sure, that sounds good.
307
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,355
Fiddle, call the tow truck.
308
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,149
[Deputy Fiddle hooting]
309
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,112
[siren wailing]
310
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,949
Impound fee's a thousand bucks.
311
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,867
- [hawking, spitting]
- [metal bolt clatters]
312
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,703
- [engine revving]
- [siren wailing]
313
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,830
Well, this is a disaster.
314
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,123
[sighs] Yeah.
315
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,251
No, wait, it's perfect!
316
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,879
Everything's going accidentally
exactly according to plan!
317
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,673
- [♪ suspenseful music playing]
- [phone ringing]
318
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,342
Cindy, darling!
I'm sorry I missed our date.
319
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,135
I got kidnapped by the president.
320
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,428
Uh-oh, here he comes!
321
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,805
- [phone hangs up]
- [fabric tearing]
322
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,056
[hologram whooshing]
323
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:49,101
Hi! Thanks for the wire transfer, Hal.
324
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,560
Al? Sal!
325
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:53,605
I am really looking forward
to our wedding tomorrow.
326
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,857
Gotta go buy a dress!
327
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,734
[hologram whooshing]
328
00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,862
You really are the da Vinci
of ripping people off.
329
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,656
That's why I love you, baby.
330
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:04,616
By the way, I love you, baby.
331
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:09,413
[♪ soft music playing]
332
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,082
[Jitterphone ringing]
333
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,751
Fish Farm investor relations,
this is Jimmy RealName.
334
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:15,961
How may I direct your money?
335
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,879
Hello, Bender?
336
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,090
[Bender]
Professor! Oh, I was so worried
337
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,301
when I didn't hear from you.
How's your cash?
338
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,927
Still totally real.
339
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,013
But we've had a small calamity.
340
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,639
We got a speeding ticket.
341
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,391
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
342
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,851
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
343
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:33,645
We give you a thousand,
you give us a million?
344
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,105
Deal!
345
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:38,066
I don't know, sounds kinda like a scam.
346
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,569
No way. My friends are really nice.
347
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,195
Come on, let's go rip 'em off.
348
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:46,117
♪
349
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,875
I would like to cash a check, sonny.
350
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:58,462
I'm sorry, ma'am. Uh, what's a check?
351
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,922
I can't remember.
352
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,549
But I'd like to cash it.
353
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:06,178
I'll have to pretend
to go talk to the manager.
354
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,722
[footsteps shuffling]
355
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,976
[Bender grumbling]
356
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,729
Wait a second, this won't work.
357
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:18,106
Since the ship really did get impounded,
358
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:21,276
we'll need to spend
the whole $1,000 to get it back.
359
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,570
That's not scamming the scammers!
360
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,698
- [Amy] Ow!
- Oh, you poor simple simpletons.
361
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,408
While you were simpling,
362
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,911
I replaced the teller's normal keypad
363
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,955
with my special scam keypad.
364
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,332
It was simple!
365
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,251
Okay, we can cash your check.
366
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,797
You know, I think I'd rather keep it.
367
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,341
Ugh, finally!
368
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,801
I thought I'd have to kill her.
369
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,594
Afternoon, honeybunch.
370
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,596
I'd like to make a cash withdrawal.
371
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,722
Very well.
372
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:54,477
Enter the amount on this
new keypad I don't recognize.
373
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,187
[Professor Farnsworth]
It's like a normal keypad,
374
00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:01,274
except the decimal point
is actually a very tiny zero.
375
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:04,986
So, when she types
one thousand point zero, zero,
376
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:09,366
she's actually entering
one thousand zero, zero, zero!
377
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,700
Is that even a number?
378
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,412
Yes. One million dollars!
379
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,373
- [crew cheering]
- In cold hard cash.
380
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,709
[Clarence] Eight hundred...
381
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,670
Nine hundred...
382
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,339
Oh, your God! Can you move any slower?
383
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,590
Sure can.
384
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,676
One...
385
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,636
thou...
386
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,638
sand--
387
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:32,640
Ugh!
388
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,768
Eleven hundred...
389
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,062
Twelve hundred...
390
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,313
Keep it comin'.
391
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,774
- [♪ mysterious music playing]
- [crickets chirping]
392
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,110
Y'all nice folks are paid up.
393
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,821
Speed through again anytime. Fiddle?
394
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,573
[Deputy Fiddle hooting]
395
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,534
- [fence rattling]
- [Deputy Fiddle screeching]
396
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,915
[Planet Express whooshing]
397
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:04,296
Here you go.
My million-dollar life savings
398
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,965
to invest in your catfish farm.
399
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,093
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
400
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,056
[♪ suspenseful music continues]
401
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,974
Looks in order.
402
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,728
Now, y'all sit on back
while the profits come rollin' in.
403
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,938
[both laughing roguishly]
404
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:24,233
[crew laughing roguishly]
405
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:32,157
[crew cheering and whooping]
406
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,868
We did it! We scammed the scammer!
407
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,953
And also our dear friend Bender!
408
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,788
- For his own good.
- Sure.
409
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:41,041
Come on, let's go celebrate and get drunk
410
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,293
before I fly us home.
411
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,045
[crew cheering]
412
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:48,965
[♪ tense, suspenseful music playing]
413
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,842
What can I get you, officers?
414
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,844
I'll have me a Dr. Pepper,
415
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,971
and he'll have him a banana daiquiri.
416
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,390
[Deputy Fiddle hooting]
417
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,602
He says go light on the banana.
418
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:04,105
I am so sorry I thought
your friends were scammers.
419
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,191
- They're actually idiots.
- Told ya!
420
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,817
- [belching loudly]
- [flame whooshing]
421
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:10,779
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
422
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,073
Keep 'em coming!
423
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:14,991
[Leela slurping]
424
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,117
Ah.
425
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,328
Hey, they have an old-timey jukebox!
426
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,664
- [jukebox clicking]
- "Dancing Queen,"
427
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,916
- "Everybody Dance Now"...
- [clicking]
428
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,418
Ooh! "Hypno Dance" by Coco Charm.
429
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,711
It's on me.
430
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,255
[coin clattering]
431
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,839
I'm just glad you meatbags
432
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,467
finally realized Idabelle isn't a scammer.
433
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,511
I thought her name was Daniella.
434
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:35,555
Whatever.
435
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:40,225
- [♪ upbeat dance music playing]
- [people cheering]
436
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:44,187
[all laughing and cheering]
437
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,106
- Shake it!
- [all stomping and clapping]
438
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,232
- [record scratching]
- [♪ music stops]
439
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,316
What?
440
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,484
[slurping]
441
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,070
- Keep your feet where I can see 'em.
- [pistol cocking]
442
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,073
Y'all think you can
just mosey into my town
443
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,950
and shake your various things?
444
00:17:56,951 --> 00:18:00,370
Here in Scamton, dancin' is a crime!
445
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:03,081
Oh, come on! That's just silly.
446
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,668
Ma'am, y'all are facin'
a dozen felony counts
447
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:09,254
of dirty dancin' with intent to footloose.
448
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,673
And there ain't nothin' silly 'bout that.
449
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,342
- [Deputy Fiddle laughing]
- Fiddle!
450
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:18,847
[♪ solemn music playing]
451
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:22,392
Shman, it's like a sauna in a porta-potty.
452
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:25,812
I hope y'all enjoyed your night in jail.
453
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:26,938
We didn't.
454
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,316
Is there a guest satisfaction card
I can fill out?
455
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,400
There ain't.
456
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,152
And you can expect more of the same
457
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,528
till you post bail.
458
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,696
How much is it?
459
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,032
It's a big ol' bag of money,
460
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,743
that's how much it is.
461
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:40,827
[Bender sighing]
462
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:44,497
Whoo-ee! That's a lotta cornbread.
463
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,458
Which is the exact right amount.
464
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,252
Y'all is free to go.
465
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,463
[hooting]
466
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,798
Aw, so cute!
467
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,468
Stop indulging him, Amy!
468
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,345
What the hickyheck?
469
00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,597
[money whooshing]
470
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:03,099
Consarnit! This loot is counterfeit!
471
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,267
Stop 'em, Fiddle!
472
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,727
- [screeching]
- [banana squelching]
473
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,020
- [banana thuds]
- Ow!
474
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,105
That's a really unripe banana!
475
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:13,318
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [crew gasping]
476
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,154
Prepare for takeoff!
'Cause that's what I'm doin'!
477
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,864
[rockets whooshing]
478
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,616
[power fizzling]
479
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,993
- [alarm blaring]
- Dagnabbit, we have a flat thruster!
480
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,703
I'll deploy the wheels!
481
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,747
Wheels?
482
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,415
[car ignition starting]
483
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,085
- [engine revving]
- [tires screeching]
484
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:32,420
- [tires screeching]
- [siren wailing]
485
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,755
[♪ dramatic music playing]
486
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,090
[siren wailing]
487
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:39,094
[car horns honking]
488
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,930
[tires screeching]
489
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:42,932
[car horn honking]
490
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,768
Hang a right through them brambles!
I know a back road!
491
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,478
- [tires screeching]
- [leaves rustling]
492
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,563
[siren wailing]
493
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,816
[Sheriff Hooten and Deputy Fiddle yelling]
494
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,192
[tires screeching]
495
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,486
[trees rustling]
496
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,655
Look out! We're headin' for the lake!
497
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,240
But that's my catfish farm!
498
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,493
Enough! You don't need
to keep pretending it's real.
499
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,578
[trees rustling]
500
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,748
[♪ dramatic sting]
501
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,751
What do we do?! The bridge is out!
502
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,086
Gun it, mama!
503
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,713
- [stomping on gas pedal]
- [tires screeching]
504
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,508
[engine revving]
505
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,010
[money fluttering]
506
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,388
[♪ dramatic music playing]
507
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,474
[siren wailing]
508
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,102
[Sheriff Hooten] Ding-dang-darn it!
509
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,229
[windshield wipers squeaking]
510
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,856
[siren wail slowing]
511
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,316
[vehicles crashing]
512
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:39,321
[all groaning]
513
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,743
[money fluttering]
514
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,120
[Idabelle Sue] It's kinda purty.
515
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,372
Like lily pads in a Monet.
516
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:53,627
- [♪ soft, upbeat music playing]
- [water sloshing]
517
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:01,676
I reckon you folks have conned me
every which way but loose.
518
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,512
But my jurisdiction ended
at that there bridge,
519
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,473
so if you ever get that cash back,
520
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:09,350
you'll have to come
to the other side to bribe me.
521
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,978
[Deputy Fiddle hooting]
522
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,980
[♪ upbeat music playing]
523
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,732
There's one thing I don't get.
524
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:19,027
Where'd all that real money
in the sky come from? Heaven?
525
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,862
Don't you get it, Bender?
526
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,490
I clearly just said I don't.
527
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,700
We scammed you and Idabelle.
528
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,286
She thought she withdrew
a thousand dollars,
529
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,079
but it was actually a million!
530
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,915
[gleefully giggling]
531
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:35,168
The ol' decimal-zero keypad scam.
532
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:38,213
Bingo! And I hope you
learned your lesson, lady,
533
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:41,090
'cause all that money
came from your account.
534
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,092
Yeah, not quite.
535
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,178
I never spend money from my own account.
536
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,388
Oh. Then whose account was it?
537
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,058
- Bender's meemaw.
- What?!
538
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,520
- [♪ somber music playing]
- No! Mi dinero!
539
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,146
[Abuelatron sobbing]
540
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,524
You ripped off everyone
I ever cared about:
541
00:21:57,525 --> 00:22:00,109
me, and slightly my grandma.
542
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:02,320
And now, you've scammed me
543
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,740
outta the one thing I thought
could never be scammed...
544
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,492
[crying] ...my heart.
545
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:08,701
[♪ soft music playing]
546
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:09,994
- Idabelle...
- [Amy gasps]
547
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,831
...will you marry me?
548
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:15,333
Oh, Bender. I'm sorry, but...
549
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,252
I'm in love with someone else.
550
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:18,920
I'll kill him! Who is it?
551
00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,380
Is he very big?!
552
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,382
- [monitor zapping]
- I was plannin' to scam him,
553
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,133
but I fell in love.
554
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:27,387
There was just somethin'
so real about him.
555
00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,764
But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but...
556
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,766
Y'all come back now. Actually, don't.
557
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,101
[door slamming]
558
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,435
[sadly] But.
559
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,271
[♪ light, somber music playing]
560
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,772
I'm sorry, Grandma.
561
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,190
I lost all your money,
562
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,026
and then I waited six months
to come tell you about it.
563
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,571
[choking up] I'm a terrible grandson.
564
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:45,780
[sobbing]
565
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,576
Luckily, I'm a fabulous grandma.
566
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:51,369
[champagne sloshing and fizzling]
567
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,497
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing with a sexy butlerbot?
568
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,833
You're supposed to be
penniless thanks to me!
569
00:22:56,834 --> 00:23:00,753
I'm the majority shareholder
in that catfish farm, remember?
570
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,381
And its stock went through the roof!
571
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,258
Aw, Grandma, you're being scammed again.
572
00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:06,801
- Gimme your phone.
- [Abuelatron gulping]
573
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,721
[buttons dialing]
574
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:13,808
How dare you scam my grandma
for the third or fourth time!
575
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:16,352
It's no scam. Business is boomin'!
576
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,187
Fish started breedin' like crazy
577
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:21,190
once they ate those
nutritious cash flakes.
578
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,109
So, my grandma really is rich?
579
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,236
Wait, is it too late
for me to get in on this?
580
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,323
I'm sorry, Bender,
I just don't need any more money.
581
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,407
What?!
582
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,160
You're passing up a perfectly
good chance to scam me?
583
00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:34,412
I have lost all respect for you!
584
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,080
- [Idabelle Sue] Okay.
- [phone hangs up]
585
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,790
- [dial tone droning]
- [Bender sighing]
586
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:41,419
You know what?
Who cares if I lost the love of my life?
587
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:45,757
It just means I have more love
to give you, Abuelatron.
588
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,843
[softly] And you ain't gonna live forever.
[sneakily chuckles]
589
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,762
[Abuelatron chuckles sneakily]
590
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,097
Yes, I am.
591
00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:58,145
[♪ upbeat theme music playing]
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