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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,438 --> 00:00:06,706 We dropped a 3200, and she's still coming. 2 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:10,743 Why'd they ever abandon this field? It's still ripe with crude. 3 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:15,744 [laughs] We're gonna make a killing, my friend. 4 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,622 -[alarm blaring] -What? 5 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:27,623 -What's happening? {gasps} 6 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:32,965 Impossible. 7 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:36,135 I'm getting readings of over 200 degrees coming off the crude. 8 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:39,105 Something's definitely-- [yells] 9 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:44,106 [both yelling] 10 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:50,512 [growling] 11 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:56,385 [theme music playing] 12 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:04,163 ♪ If there's something strange In your neighborhood ♪ 13 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:07,934 ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ 14 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:12,638 ♪ If there's something weird And it don't look good ♪ 15 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:16,108 ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ 16 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:21,109 ♪ That's right ♪ 17 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:25,318 ♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪ 18 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:29,789 ♪ If you're seeing things Running through your head ♪ 19 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,223 ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ 20 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:36,224 ♪ Ghostbusters ♪ 21 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:40,266 ♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪ 22 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:44,804 ♪ You know Busting makes me feel good ♪ 23 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:49,805 ♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪ 24 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:58,146 ♪ Whoo-oh! ♪ 25 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,422 -[lighthearted music playing] -[cat yowls] 26 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:06,025 [Roland] Oh, no, don't turn down that... 27 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:08,227 -Look out! -[horn blares] 28 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:11,063 Chill. He shouldn't have been on my side of the street anyhow. 29 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:13,733 You don't have a side of the street. This is a one-way. 30 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:16,068 [horns honk] 31 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:19,572 Do you want to learn to drive correctly or not? 32 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:20,573 Sure, I guess. 33 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:23,576 Egon wants me to have a license so I can drive the Ecto-1. 34 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:26,479 So, uh, you think I'm gonna pass my driving test? 35 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:30,783 Well, if you practice really hard and listen to what I have to say, 36 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:33,019 I suppose it's possible. 37 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:35,087 Good. 'Cause my test is this afternoon. 38 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:36,589 Huh? 39 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:41,590 [foreboding music playing] 40 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:45,264 -Why does the ground keep shaking? -I don't know. 41 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:48,267 -[creature growling] -And what is up with that noise? 42 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:53,268 I don't know. 43 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,613 [speaks gibberish] 44 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:03,582 Okay, Slimer. 45 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:06,285 You can mix while I get the first batch out of the oven. 46 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:07,753 Hold on tight. 47 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:10,222 [Slimer giggles] 48 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:15,223 [squealing] 49 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:19,432 [sniffs] Ahh. 50 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:23,302 Do I detect the distinctive aroma of oatmeal raisin? 51 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:25,538 Indeed you do, my young man. 52 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,441 And you can be my guinea pig. 53 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:31,444 I've decided to start a little side business. 54 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:36,382 Janine's Pralines and Miscellaneous Baked Good Dreams. 55 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:37,750 Hmm. Catchy. 56 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,285 [Slimer speaks gibberish] 57 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:41,854 Of course you get some, Slimer. 58 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:45,024 You've been a big help. 59 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,659 So come on, tell me the truth. 60 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:49,929 Do Mrs. Fields and Famous Amos have anything on me? 61 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:54,366 -Mm-- Hmm. -Uh, yeah. Good taste. 62 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:55,701 [groans] 63 00:03:55,702 --> 00:04:00,702 Not to be critical, but that was the worst thing I've ever tasted. 64 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:06,078 Yuck! Ew! 65 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:09,715 Slimer, where did you get the sugar you handed me? 66 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:12,284 Mm... 67 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:13,486 There it is. 68 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:15,755 That's salt. 69 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,591 Really? [inhales] 70 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:21,594 [gasping] 71 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,864 -[sneezes] -[both groan] 72 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,298 [foreboding music playing] 73 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:29,802 [whistling upbeat tune] 74 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:32,738 [growls] 75 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:37,739 Whoa, I gotta get some sleep. 76 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:48,950 [gasping] 77 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:54,460 [yells] 78 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:58,430 [growling] 79 00:04:58,431 --> 00:04:59,965 [lighthearted music playing] 80 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,468 So how'd the driving lesson go? 81 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:06,739 Roland says he's never seen anyone handle a car like I do. 82 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,808 - I see. -[Slimer slurps] 83 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:12,211 Okay, everybody, a new batch of cookies. 84 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:14,380 Only this time, they're made with sugar. 85 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:16,916 -Mm! -Isn't that right, Slimer? 86 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:20,519 [speaks gibberish] 87 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:25,520 I call these... Janine's Praline Patties. 88 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,760 Be honest, now. Don't hold back the truth. 89 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:31,197 You've really done something here. 90 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:34,333 These are, uh... [clears throat] ...really something. 91 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:38,938 I can honestly say I've never had praline patties like these before. 92 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:42,942 And here I was worried you might not like them. 93 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:46,679 I'm gonna whip up a great big batch. 94 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,414 [all spit] 95 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:50,316 I'm dying here. 96 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:51,317 Me first. 97 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:54,019 Agua. Agua. 98 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:57,323 Mm! 99 00:05:57,324 --> 00:06:00,559 [gags] 100 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,828 -Hey! -[gulping] 101 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:06,198 Oh, man. Cup full of slime. 102 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,334 [phone ringing] 103 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:13,706 Yeah, I'm in my rig, and I'm seeing some weird stuff down here. 104 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,308 Yeah, well, welcome to New York. 105 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:20,479 No, no, I mean the cars, they're not normal. 106 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,282 They're, like, uh, possessed or something. 107 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:25,117 Okay, we'll check it out. 108 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:30,118 Oh, before you go, do most truck stops sell cookies? 109 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,026 [siren blares] 110 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:36,462 So, what exactly are we looking for? 111 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:39,498 Some sort of demon cars in the downtown area. 112 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:41,300 Hey, how about if I drive? 113 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:42,468 I don't think so. 114 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:44,436 Why not? It'll be good practice. 115 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:46,438 You know how bad Janine's cookies are? 116 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:49,642 -Yeah. -Your driving's worse. 117 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,877 -[tires screeching in distance] -[gasps] 118 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:56,282 Got an out-of-control bus. Two blocks north of Battery Park. 119 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:58,317 [tires screeching] 120 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:00,653 [crowd yelling] 121 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:05,654 Strong emanations coming from the direction of Battery Park. 122 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:13,899 [weapons powering up] 123 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:18,570 [all yelling] 124 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:20,940 That bus has definite paranormal content. 125 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,042 You don't say. 126 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:24,543 [revving] 127 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:29,515 Looks like it's about to make an unscheduled stop. 128 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:31,050 On our heads! 129 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:36,051 Fire! 130 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:43,996 [coughs] Cover your mouths. These fumes are toxic. 131 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:47,533 [Eduardo coughs] Yeah. And I bet they're poison too. 132 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:50,669 [all coughing] 133 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:53,872 -[Roland] Look out! -[all yell] 134 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:57,609 And you say I'm a bad driver. 135 00:07:57,610 --> 00:08:00,713 -Good news. I think it's gone. -Yeah? 136 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,348 Well, here comes the bad news. 137 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:06,285 The air mail! 138 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:09,488 [all yelling] 139 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,456 Run! 140 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:12,758 [ominous music playing] 141 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:17,759 Hey, there's nobody flying that thing. 142 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:25,504 Its propellers are dispersing our beams. 143 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:29,441 Hit the deck! 144 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:34,442 We gotta blast it from the side. 145 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:38,117 [screeching] 146 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:43,118 [crowd screaming] 147 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:48,293 And they say airplanes are the safest form of travel. 148 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:50,829 [phone ringing] 149 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:52,831 Just mix. Don't taste. 150 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:54,566 [Slimer whines] 151 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,936 Free batch of cookies with every referral. 152 00:08:57,937 --> 00:09:00,606 -Today's featured flavor is-- -[Egon] Give me that. 153 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:05,607 Please. 154 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:09,948 Okay. A demon bus and a demon plane. 155 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:12,751 What's the link? What do they both have in common? 156 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:14,286 Both have engines. 157 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,121 Both have wheels. 158 00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:19,324 Both are forms of transportation I don't plan on taking. 159 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:21,693 Fuel. Gasoline. 160 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:23,262 I believe you're correct. 161 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:25,230 I just got off the phone with a crew foreman 162 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,866 at the Hudson River Oil Refinery over in New Jersey. 163 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:30,169 They're having problems with their equipment. 164 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:33,038 Odd noises, explosions, weird apparitions. 165 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:36,041 What kind of self-respecting ghost possesses a refinery? 166 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,210 Let's just see if there's a historical record 167 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:41,680 of any ecto-activity at that site. 168 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,382 Hmm. Interesting. 169 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,518 The original owners of the oil field adjacent to the refinery 170 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,454 abandoned the site over 30 years ago. 171 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,722 -Was it tapped out? -No. 172 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:52,991 Workers refused to work there anymore 173 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:55,227 because they believed the rig was haunted. 174 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:58,464 So they shut down the wells and the adjoining refinery. 175 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,866 It was only reopened again recently. 176 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:03,802 Why? I mean, if it's haunted... 177 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:05,838 Not everyone believes in ghosts. 178 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,907 I seem to recall you fitting into that category at one time. 179 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:11,844 Simpler explanation: money. 180 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:14,113 There's a lot of green stuff in that gas. 181 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:18,217 [Slimer burping] Mm! 182 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:22,588 And there's a lot of gas in that green stuff. 183 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:27,292 You've got to stop eating all the profits, Slimer. 184 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,895 Hey, guys, let's go check out that refinery 185 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:34,466 [quietly] before Julia Vile whips up anymore snack ages of death. 186 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,002 [somber music playing] 187 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:42,003 -[siren blaring] -[coughing] 188 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,278 What happened? 189 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,213 Whole thing went off like a firecracker. 190 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:51,049 Did you notice anything unusual before it combusted? 191 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:55,154 I've been working rigs for 20 years. I've never seen anything like this. 192 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,991 Right after we began pumping that field, the machinery started going nuts, 193 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:02,594 almost like something was trying to drive us away. 194 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:07,595 I'm gonna take some readings. 195 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:12,804 And the whole area was brimming with PKE activity. 196 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:15,507 But we still were unable to locate the source. 197 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,808 And I have a theory. 198 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:20,579 You see, oil is created by decayed carboniferous matter, 199 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,147 such as dinosaur remains, 200 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:24,550 trapped under pressure for millions of years. 201 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:29,321 What if, several million years ago, a demon got trapped in the ooze, 202 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,957 and it's been down there for all this time? 203 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:35,460 Until the oil rigs came 30 years ago and disturbed it. 204 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,796 And then again recently. 205 00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:39,932 When you say "disturbed it," 206 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,501 you mean it likes it down there in the yuck? 207 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:46,772 Yes. It may seem slimy and disgusting by our standards, 208 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:48,740 but to the demon, it's home. 209 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:51,210 Sounds like you're describing Eduardo's apartment. 210 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,878 Hey! 211 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,148 [Janine] Oh, Dr. Spengler? 212 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,750 Uh, gotta go. 213 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:03,751 I've got more fresh baked-- Egon? 214 00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:08,126 Shh. 215 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,895 At least with the refinery destroyed, 216 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,664 we don't have to worry about any more demonized gasoline. 217 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:16,802 Yeah, except for whatever's still out there. 218 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:19,004 Case in point. 219 00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:20,973 [dramatic music playing] 220 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,075 [screams] 221 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,943 In the meantime, Janine can run a check 222 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:27,446 on which service stations received the tainted gas. 223 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,681 And speaking of gas, 224 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:34,682 we need some. 225 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,593 [Kylie] Hold it, Roland. 226 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,061 We can't be too careful. 227 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,196 [whirs] 228 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:49,197 Okay, it's clean. 229 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,637 [growling] 230 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:56,638 [eerie music playing] 231 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:09,221 [Roland] Now let's chase down some demon cars. 232 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,490 Hey, man. Aren't you forgetting something? 233 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:16,491 My driving test. 234 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,733 Uh, what kind of vehicle is this, anyway? 235 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:25,937 Oh, it used to be a hearse. 236 00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:30,938 That test marshal's gonna need a hearse after driving with Eduardo. 237 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,881 Okay, Eduardo, let's make a lane change, 238 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,884 then turn left at the light. 239 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:42,087 -[car growls] -[yells] Whoa! 240 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,622 That shouldn't happen. 241 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,624 You've gotta release the emergency break. 242 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,726 I did, I think. 243 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:48,994 Whoa! 244 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:52,331 -Release it. -Hey, man, tell it to release me. 245 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,499 What in the--? 246 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,035 [growls] 247 00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:59,638 [Eduardo yelling] 248 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,240 [both yell] 249 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:05,777 [dramatic music playing] 250 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:09,448 Help me! 251 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,616 So, what's wrong with this picture? 252 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,952 The Ecto-1 must have gotten some bad gas. 253 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:16,088 I thought you checked the gas before we filled up. 254 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,757 I did. We gotta stop it. 255 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,326 How? All our equipment's in the Ecto. 256 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,261 Then we'll have to get some replacements. 257 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:25,797 We need wheels. 258 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:29,835 Bingo. 259 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,404 Gosh. You mean I get three testers? 260 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,373 Don't worry. You'll do fine. 261 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,674 What's your name? 262 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,843 -Jeremy. -Let's go, Jeremy. 263 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:42,614 And, Jeremy? Step on it. 264 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,349 Okay, Jeremy, keep it steady. 265 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:47,586 -But be ready to turn when I tell you to. -Yes, ma'am. 266 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,389 Uh, is that some kind of new test meter? 267 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,190 Yes, it is. 268 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,792 Eduardo, can you read me? 269 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,293 Yeah, man. Big problemo. 270 00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:57,028 The Ecto-1's gone psycho. 271 00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:59,364 You've got to get control of the car. 272 00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:04,136 Yeah? Like how? It's steering by itself. 273 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,036 Hang in there. 274 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:08,573 We're picking up some more equipment, and we'll catch up with you shortly. Out. 275 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,275 -[yells] -So how am I doing so far? 276 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:14,513 [groans] 277 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,648 Reports are coming in from all over the city 278 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,650 about dozens of other demon vehicles. 279 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,852 They all seem to be heading for the Holland Tunnel. 280 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,954 They're going back to the refinery. 281 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,689 It would appear so. 282 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:29,361 Uh, Gar, in case you kids get hungry. 283 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:33,064 Uh, excuse me, what happens now? 284 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:36,268 Jeremy, confession. We're not really driving testers. 285 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,437 We're... bakers. [chuckles] 286 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,640 Here are some of our award-winning cookies. Enjoy. 287 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,041 [suspenseful music playing] 288 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,410 [growls] 289 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,112 There's too many of them to blast. 290 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:52,017 Right. Let's just see what they're up to. 291 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:53,985 PKE source energy is increasing. 292 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:58,986 These vehicles are definitely heading for the refinery. 293 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:06,594 Look at them. It's as if they're being summoned. 294 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,634 It won't open. 295 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:14,635 'Cause it's possessed. Got a demon in the tank. 296 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,142 Now what? 297 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:22,143 We find the central locus of the demon's powers. 298 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,686 [all yell] 299 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:32,687 I think we found it. 300 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:38,363 Hey! 301 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:43,364 [music turns mysterious] 302 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:52,607 And there, ladies and gentlemen, is our demon du jour. 303 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:53,945 Amazing. 304 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,314 He's drawing the ecto-energy from the vehicles 305 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:57,883 and pulling it into himself. 306 00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:00,118 And making it way stronger. 307 00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:01,486 Way, way stronger. 308 00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:04,623 I don't know if we're gonna have enough proton juice to bring him down. 309 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:09,624 [music turns dramatic] 310 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:13,231 [both yell] 311 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,834 Hey, man, we're back in business. 312 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,637 What's next? Parallel parking? U-turns? 313 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,840 Exiting the vehicle. 314 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,308 [marshal yells] 315 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,010 It's as if all these vehicles 316 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,145 had little pieces of him in their gas tanks. 317 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:32,146 And now all the pieces are coming together as one big oily mass. 318 00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,453 Yeah, and he's really fried about something. 319 00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:38,990 If you'd just been rudely awakened after 30 years, how would you feel? 320 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:42,093 Extremely hungry. 321 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:44,496 -Ew! -Gross. 322 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,531 Oh, man, my favorite shirt. 323 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,601 Well, look who's finished with his little joyride. 324 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:54,602 Nice to have you back, Eduardo. The, uh, Ecto-1 okay? 325 00:17:56,509 --> 00:18:00,078 Roland, forget the car. We got an angry demon on our hands. 326 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,447 And we have no idea what he's capable of. 327 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:06,217 Lock and load, boys and girls. 328 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:10,021 Fire! 329 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,657 It's not working! 330 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,292 Too much viscosity. 331 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:19,293 The beams can't penetrate his oily exterior. 332 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,434 [all scream] 333 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,637 [grunts, then yells] 334 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:30,638 [both yell] 335 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,779 We've gotta stop this big can of 30-weight 336 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,182 before he decides to pay a visit to downtown Manhattan. 337 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:41,753 How? He's impervious to our proton blasts. 338 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:44,055 Liquid detergent. 339 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,224 This is what the workmen use to wash up. 340 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:48,793 Of course. 341 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:49,861 Hey, guys? 342 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:53,198 This may not be the best time to worry about personal hygiene. 343 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:57,002 You're missing the point. This stuff cuts through oil. 344 00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,403 [powering up] 345 00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:01,640 If we can punch even a small hole through his viscous exterior... 346 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,941 Okay, I get it. 347 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:07,942 Time for this dude's 3-million-year oil change. 348 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:13,214 [weapons powering up] 349 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,054 [dramatic music playing] 350 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,590 [growling] 351 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:23,591 [gasps] 352 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,900 [Roland] On three. 353 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:33,901 [all] Three! 354 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,843 [yells] 355 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:43,844 It's working. 356 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:48,720 Yeah! Stripped that oily overcoat right off that dude. 357 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:53,124 Switch back to proton cartridges. 358 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:58,125 [roars] 359 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:11,038 [screaming] 360 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:18,950 [music fades] 361 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,385 -Yes! -All right! 362 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,353 We did it! 363 00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:25,790 [lighthearted music playing] 364 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:29,027 I'm not sure what just happened here, but I've got a pretty good idea 365 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,496 you people just saved New York. 366 00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:33,064 Not to mention New Jersey. 367 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,468 Jersey. Like that would be any great loss. 368 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,903 So I guess I passed my driver's test, huh? 369 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,072 Actually, you fail. 370 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,675 Fail? But I just saved New York. 371 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,377 Yes, well, that has nothing to do with driving. 372 00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:48,279 You were awful behind that wheel. 373 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,782 The car was possessed. 374 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:53,084 Being a good driver means being prepared 375 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,955 for any situation that arises. 376 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,358 Really. 377 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:03,795 Uh, we're talking about the test marshal, right? 378 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,430 Right. 379 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,599 -Aren't we? -When we get back to the city, 380 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,468 why don't we send a batch of Janine's Baked Good Dreams 381 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,137 over to the marshal? 382 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:17,138 It's the least we can do. 383 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:22,209 [theme music playing] 384 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:29,954 ♪ When the things that slither In the shadows ♪ 385 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:33,658 ♪ Keep you up late at night ♪ 386 00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:38,463 ♪ When there's something lurking In your closet ♪ 387 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:43,464 ♪ Who can make you feel all right? ♪ 388 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:49,970 ♪ Whoo-oh! ♪ 26024

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