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Erev tov.
My name, Captain Erran Morad.
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Today, we learn defense
from radical Islam terror.
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Picture the scene.
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You are chained to a radiator,
naked with a bag over your head.
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All of a sudden, terrorists
break in and kidnap you,
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completely ruining
your birthday party.
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Yalla.
What we waiting for?
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Let's go.
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My name Erran Morad.
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I was
in the Mossad for--
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I mean, I was not
in the Mossad for 13 years.
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I here to teach you Krav Maga.
Who are you?
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My name
is Jason Spencer.
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I'm a state representative
in the Georgia General Assembly.
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That's the House
of Representatives.
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Jason Spencer, a Republican,
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threatened his former
Democratic colleague
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after she criticized
his support
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of Confederate monuments
on Facebook.
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Representative Jason Spencer
says his bill
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is definitely in response
to mass terrorists.
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House Bill 3
would make it illegal
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for people to conceal
their faces in public.
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I don't call it
a burka ban.
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I call it
an anti-masking statute.
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-Okay.
-Okay, because--
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-Politically correct.
-Because in the United--
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Well, to win
in the legal system,
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you cannot-- you cannot
be against the First Amendment.
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See, this is how
the Muslims in the country
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are using our First Amendment
against them.
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You have to fight
fire with fire.
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Yeah, so do you know
how to spot the difference
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between somebody
who is a terrorist in a burka
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and the normal woman
in a burka?
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I cannot tell.
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-We have developed a technique.
-Mm-hmm.
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Do you want to know
how to do this?
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Sure. Absolutely.
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♪ heavy metal music ♪
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We take
a selfie stick,
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and we take
a photo underneath.
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It is the same that you do
with the car.
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Mm-hmm.
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These are photos
that I took.
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Mm-hmm.
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Look at these.
This was a man.
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-Yeah.
-What is that?
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It looks like
a Glock .45. Yeah.
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You recognize this guy?
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I recognize the gun.
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I do not know
whether this is a woman
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or a man
with a explosive.
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We pretend to be
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a Chinese tourist...
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because the Chinese
are always taking selfie.
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Okay.
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Convince him or her
that you are Chinese. Go.
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[imitating
speaking Chinese]
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Konnichi wa.
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Red Dragon.
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Beijing.
Hong Kong.
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Hong Kong.
Sushi.
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Ah, I see there.
Is this a Red Dragon?
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Do you speak Chinese?
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Ho Chi Minh City.
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[Mumbles] Thank you.
Thank you.
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Red Dragon, chopstick.
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Sushi, sushi.
[Mumbles]
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Good.
Let's look at the picture.
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It's not a terrorist.
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♪ heavy metal music ♪
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Because of
who you are,
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you could be the victim
of kidnapping by ISIS.
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You have two second
to attract attention.
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How do you
attract attention?
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You start screaming.
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Take your clothes off.
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In America,
there is one forbidden word.
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It is the N-word.
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Now, I am going to be
the terrorist.
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You have three seconds
to attract attention.
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Go!
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Nigger! Nigger!
Nigger! Nigger!
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Wait!
Are you crazy?
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The N-word is nooni,
not this word.
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This word
is disgusting.
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Got it.
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♪ heavy metal music ♪
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ISIS are scared
of being seen as homo.
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-You know what it mean, homo?
-Yeah, yeah.
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If your buttock
touch them,
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it mean
they have become a...
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Homosexual.
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Now I am going to
teach you
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how to use your buttocks
to intimidate ISIS.
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Hmm.
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Show me the buttock.
No, trousers down.
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[zipper opens]
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Okay. Go.
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America!
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Good.
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One more time,
but louder with "America."
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America! [grunts]
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Good.
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We say in the Mossad--
I mean, not in the Mossad--
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"If you want to win,
you show some skin."
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Okay.
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Okay.
Show it to me.
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Now try to touch me.
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I'll touch you.
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I'll touch you
with my buttocks!
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I'll touch you!
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You better drop the gun,
or I'll touch you!
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USA!
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Okay. Stop.
You have to remind me,
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"If I touch you,
you will become a homosexual."
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Okay.
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Okay?
Now try to touch me. Go!
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Go, go,
go, go, go!
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Ah!
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Go!
Go, go!
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Ah! Ah!
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USA!
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USA, motherfucker.
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Okay, Jason,
you show me your weapon.
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Go.
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I'll touch you!
I'll make you a homosexual!
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You drop that gun right now!
USA!
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-Okay.
-USA!
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