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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:16,061 So, you got a fun day ahead? 2 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:18,941 Yeah. Funerals are fun. 3 00:00:18,942 --> 00:00:20,020 It's all right. 4 00:00:20,021 --> 00:00:21,381 I mean, she was my grandma, 5 00:00:21,461 --> 00:00:23,341 but she was also an arsehole. 6 00:00:23,421 --> 00:00:24,981 Okay, well, I think I win 7 00:00:25,061 --> 00:00:28,941 'cause, uh, I'm finally putting Mum in the nursing home today. 8 00:00:29,021 --> 00:00:32,981 Which is just so, so sad. Hmm. 9 00:00:33,061 --> 00:00:36,021 I so wish I could help or, like, be there for you. 10 00:00:36,101 --> 00:00:37,461 Thank you. I don't know. 11 00:00:37,541 --> 00:00:40,821 Hey, at the risk of sounding, um, unromantic or whatever, 12 00:00:40,901 --> 00:00:42,501 uh... wh... 13 00:00:42,502 --> 00:00:44,020 Where do you think we're at? Um... 14 00:00:44,021 --> 00:00:46,500 'Cause, you know, I feel like we're dancing around it a bit 15 00:00:46,501 --> 00:00:47,940 and I don't wanna assume anything. 16 00:00:47,941 --> 00:00:48,991 But... 17 00:00:48,992 --> 00:00:51,020 ..I'm really enjoying hanging out with you again. 18 00:00:51,021 --> 00:00:53,941 Yeah, so am I. I've just... 19 00:00:54,741 --> 00:00:57,141 I've been waiting for the dust to settle a bit 20 00:00:57,221 --> 00:00:58,981 or whatever that means. 21 00:00:58,982 --> 00:01:00,020 What does that mean? 22 00:01:00,021 --> 00:01:00,620 What does that mean? 23 00:01:00,621 --> 00:01:03,141 It's just such a big time for us both, you know, 24 00:01:03,142 --> 00:01:05,259 and, um, like, I just wanna start it right. 25 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:08,421 I just wanna... I just wanna get it right this time. 26 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:10,661 Okay. Life's long, you know? 27 00:01:10,741 --> 00:01:12,941 There's no rush, is there? 28 00:01:12,942 --> 00:01:14,100 Okay. On your right! 29 00:01:14,101 --> 00:01:15,461 I just, um... 30 00:01:15,462 --> 00:01:17,500 Oh. 31 00:01:17,501 --> 00:01:18,300 Oh! 32 00:01:18,301 --> 00:01:19,941 Oh. Okay. 33 00:01:20,021 --> 00:01:22,421 I see. Wow. 34 00:01:22,501 --> 00:01:24,741 Hey, David. Hi. Hi. 35 00:01:24,821 --> 00:01:26,541 So this is it, then, huh? 36 00:01:26,621 --> 00:01:27,671 You two. 37 00:01:27,672 --> 00:01:28,500 You three. 38 00:01:28,501 --> 00:01:29,861 Hey... Hello. 39 00:01:29,941 --> 00:01:31,181 It's... Hey. 40 00:01:31,261 --> 00:01:33,141 ..not really what it looks like. 41 00:01:33,221 --> 00:01:34,621 Isn't it? I mean... 42 00:01:34,701 --> 00:01:37,141 It's not not what it looks like, I guess. 43 00:01:37,221 --> 00:01:38,941 I can't do double negatives. 44 00:01:38,942 --> 00:01:40,820 She doesn't owe you... You don't have to... 45 00:01:40,821 --> 00:01:41,941 It is what it is, man. 46 00:01:42,021 --> 00:01:43,501 But what is it? 47 00:01:43,502 --> 00:01:46,020 We're friends. We're together. 48 00:01:46,021 --> 00:01:47,141 We are togetherly... 49 00:01:47,221 --> 00:01:49,141 We're friendly together. ..friends. 50 00:01:49,221 --> 00:01:50,461 With a dog. 51 00:01:50,462 --> 00:01:53,020 I thought you said you couldn't be friends with exes. 52 00:01:53,021 --> 00:01:54,941 What are you doing here? 53 00:01:55,021 --> 00:01:59,781 Just, uh, crushing my BP. BP. PP. Personal best. 54 00:01:59,782 --> 00:02:00,020 No, in Sydney, though. 55 00:02:00,021 --> 00:02:01,020 No, in Sydney, though. 56 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:02,581 Oh, the, uh, 57 00:02:02,661 --> 00:02:05,141 trout farm's really popping off, actually. 58 00:02:05,221 --> 00:02:07,421 Yeah, a lot of fish in Tassie 59 00:02:07,422 --> 00:02:09,340 are all messed up with antibiotics at the moment, 60 00:02:09,341 --> 00:02:11,020 so people are searching for clean fish. 61 00:02:11,021 --> 00:02:13,941 And, uh, you're looking at it. 62 00:02:13,942 --> 00:02:15,340 That's awesome, man. Yeah. 63 00:02:15,341 --> 00:02:17,581 Congrats. It is, actually. 64 00:02:17,582 --> 00:02:18,660 Thanks. 65 00:02:18,661 --> 00:02:21,071 Would've loved to have done it with you, though. 66 00:02:21,861 --> 00:02:23,941 Guess I'll be the one that got away, huh? 67 00:02:25,301 --> 00:02:27,301 It's a fishing reference. Fish, yeah. 68 00:02:27,302 --> 00:02:29,180 I got that. I got that, yeah. Oh, yeah. I did too. 69 00:02:29,181 --> 00:02:30,540 That is a widely known expression. 70 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,020 But by the same token, you know, 71 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:33,660 there's plenty more fish in the sea. 72 00:02:33,661 --> 00:02:35,421 Not as many as you think, Gordon. 73 00:02:35,501 --> 00:02:38,141 Not with the unsustainable fishing practices 74 00:02:38,221 --> 00:02:39,861 out there today. 75 00:02:39,941 --> 00:02:40,991 Yeah, right. 76 00:02:41,021 --> 00:02:43,341 Yeah, sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. 77 00:02:43,421 --> 00:02:47,941 Well... I guess I'll see ya. 78 00:02:49,381 --> 00:02:50,621 See ya. 79 00:02:50,701 --> 00:02:51,861 See ya. 80 00:02:52,861 --> 00:02:54,141 Nobody jogs that fast. 81 00:03:19,101 --> 00:03:20,381 Is Dad here yet? 82 00:03:20,382 --> 00:03:21,900 He's having a little quiet moment. 83 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:23,461 He's grieving, darling. 84 00:03:23,541 --> 00:03:24,781 Okay. 85 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:27,701 I kind of just assumed she'd live forever. 86 00:03:27,781 --> 00:03:30,701 Oh, it's a tricky relationship, the mother-in-law. 87 00:03:30,702 --> 00:03:32,780 But the rate you're going, you'll never have one. 88 00:03:32,781 --> 00:03:34,020 She was your ex mother-in-law. 89 00:03:34,021 --> 00:03:35,661 You called her a pig in lipstick. 90 00:03:35,662 --> 00:03:36,900 She's family, darling, 91 00:03:36,901 --> 00:03:39,100 and you have to show up for family once they're dead. 92 00:03:39,101 --> 00:03:41,421 Oh, my God. Oh, God. Ooh! Sorry. 93 00:03:41,501 --> 00:03:44,341 I couldn't pay for parking. None of the cards worked. 94 00:03:44,421 --> 00:03:45,941 Why? It doesn't matter. 95 00:03:46,021 --> 00:03:48,141 Oh! There she is! 96 00:03:48,142 --> 00:03:50,020 I don't know what you're talking about, Lynelle. 97 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,941 She looks fabulous! 98 00:03:52,021 --> 00:03:54,061 Hi, Dad. Hello, darling. 99 00:03:54,141 --> 00:03:55,941 So, how's university? 100 00:03:55,942 --> 00:03:57,420 I'm a doctor, Dad. Told you that. 101 00:03:57,421 --> 00:03:59,060 Oh, yeah, yeah, no, that's what I tell everybody. 102 00:03:59,061 --> 00:04:00,020 Wow, she's so grown up. 103 00:04:00,021 --> 00:04:00,380 Wow, she's so grown up. 104 00:04:00,381 --> 00:04:01,941 One of us had to be. Oh! 105 00:04:02,021 --> 00:04:04,501 Insulting me at my own mother's funeral! 106 00:04:04,581 --> 00:04:06,861 Oh, she'd be so proud of you, the old bitch. 107 00:04:06,941 --> 00:04:08,861 She wasn't much of a looker. 108 00:04:08,862 --> 00:04:11,020 You'd have to tie a lamb chop around her neck 109 00:04:11,021 --> 00:04:12,621 to get the dog to play with her. 110 00:04:14,061 --> 00:04:15,381 How dare you! 111 00:04:15,382 --> 00:04:16,300 I'm sorry. 112 00:04:16,301 --> 00:04:18,621 Anyway, shall we, ladies? Oh. 113 00:04:19,420 --> 00:04:21,461 Oh, not exactly a full house, is it? 114 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,460 Then again, all her friends are dead, anyhow. 115 00:04:23,461 --> 00:04:25,900 She's probably sitting with them all in hell's food court 116 00:04:25,901 --> 00:04:27,020 playing 'find the fatty'. 117 00:04:27,021 --> 00:04:28,861 Oh, you're terrible, Lilibet. 118 00:04:38,181 --> 00:04:39,421 Hey. 119 00:04:39,501 --> 00:04:40,941 Hey, Mum! 120 00:04:41,021 --> 00:04:43,581 HeyMade it all good for ya. 121 00:04:43,661 --> 00:04:46,341 The telly's here, controller's over here, 122 00:04:46,421 --> 00:04:48,291 and it's got a cord too, which is good. 123 00:04:48,341 --> 00:04:49,941 That means you'll never lose it. 124 00:04:50,021 --> 00:04:53,901 And the chair's in the power pozzie. Hey? 125 00:04:54,701 --> 00:04:56,901 Looks great, Heav. Good job. It's a good job. 126 00:04:56,981 --> 00:04:59,221 Hello, boysy. Hmm. 127 00:04:59,222 --> 00:05:00,020 It's a fucking shithole. Not happy. 128 00:05:00,021 --> 00:05:01,020 It's a fucking shithole. Not happy. 129 00:05:01,021 --> 00:05:03,821 There's no way this is 75,000 a year. 130 00:05:03,901 --> 00:05:05,941 Where's Kingo? 131 00:05:06,021 --> 00:05:07,941 We rehomed him, Mum, remember? 132 00:05:07,942 --> 00:05:09,020 Why? 133 00:05:09,021 --> 00:05:10,951 'Cause he's a fucking Great Dane, Mum. 134 00:05:10,952 --> 00:05:12,620 There's no way he's gonna make the cut. 135 00:05:12,621 --> 00:05:14,660 Have you seen any other low-key horses around here? 136 00:05:14,661 --> 00:05:16,460 Hey, Mum, this is good. Here, look at this. 137 00:05:16,461 --> 00:05:19,341 You've got Scrabble on Tuesdays. You love Scrabble. 138 00:05:19,342 --> 00:05:22,020 And you've got, uh, Golden Oldies Cinema Wednesdays. 139 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:23,161 You get a free choc-top. 140 00:05:23,162 --> 00:05:24,740 That's pretty good. Don't you reckon? 141 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,620 Fucking hard to keep the vibe up in here. 142 00:05:26,621 --> 00:05:28,260 Yeah, better than at my house, though. 143 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:29,901 The kids are fucking losing it. 144 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:31,941 WhatIs Katie still not back? 145 00:05:32,021 --> 00:05:35,461 She's gone fucking mental. Have you seen the Facebook post? 146 00:05:35,541 --> 00:05:36,941 Uh, no, no. 147 00:05:37,021 --> 00:05:38,941 Ah! She's hacked my Facebook. 148 00:05:39,021 --> 00:05:40,941 She's posted, "I'm a shit dad 149 00:05:40,942 --> 00:05:42,380 and my dick looks like an acorn." 150 00:05:42,381 --> 00:05:44,741 Fuck, I haven't posted anything in years 151 00:05:44,742 --> 00:05:47,020 and all of a sudden, I drop that fuckin' clanger. 152 00:05:47,021 --> 00:05:48,381 Right. So where is she? 153 00:05:48,461 --> 00:05:50,501 Still shacked up with this netball guy. 154 00:05:50,581 --> 00:05:52,941 Can't believe it. She hates netball. 155 00:05:53,021 --> 00:05:54,941 Open the curtains, love. 156 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,581 Yeah, yeah, sorry, Mum. 157 00:05:57,662 --> 00:06:00,020 Nursing staff to the cafeteria. 158 00:06:00,021 --> 00:06:01,581 Nursing staff to the cafeteria. 159 00:06:02,181 --> 00:06:03,941 Nursing staff to the cafeteria. 160 00:06:04,021 --> 00:06:06,901 They said Garden View. This is bin view. 161 00:06:06,981 --> 00:06:08,741 This is fuckin' bullshit. 162 00:06:08,742 --> 00:06:11,020 I'm gonna go and speak to someone. I'll be back, Mum. 163 00:06:11,021 --> 00:06:12,741 I'm sure it's better from the bed. 164 00:06:12,821 --> 00:06:15,941 I'm sure if you... lie down... 165 00:06:16,021 --> 00:06:17,141 Oh, there's old mate. 166 00:06:20,221 --> 00:06:22,061 Nah, okay. Doesn't matter. 167 00:06:23,021 --> 00:06:24,661 We'll sort it out. 168 00:06:24,741 --> 00:06:26,461 How's Chelsea? 169 00:06:26,541 --> 00:06:28,941 She's... We actually broke up, Mum. 170 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:30,661 Oh, Gordy! 171 00:06:30,741 --> 00:06:32,741 Why? 172 00:06:33,781 --> 00:06:34,941 Nobody's perfect. 173 00:06:34,942 --> 00:06:37,700 Um, I've actually been seeing a bit of Ashley. Remember her? 174 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:40,781 She's the one who broke your heart, though, Gordy. 175 00:06:40,861 --> 00:06:42,901 She did, yeah. 176 00:06:42,981 --> 00:06:44,941 Do you still love her? 177 00:06:45,021 --> 00:06:46,341 I... I might. 178 00:06:46,421 --> 00:06:49,011 I don't know, I don't know. I'm still figuring it out. 179 00:06:50,741 --> 00:06:52,941 I think I do too. 180 00:06:53,021 --> 00:06:54,941 What's that? 181 00:06:55,941 --> 00:06:57,941 A cup of tea would be lovely. 182 00:06:58,021 --> 00:06:59,301 Um... 183 00:06:59,302 --> 00:07:00,020 Hey, Mum, you'll be okay here, won't you? 184 00:07:00,021 --> 00:07:02,131 Hey, Mum, you'll be okay here, won't you? 185 00:07:02,941 --> 00:07:05,941 We'll wait and see what your father has to say. 186 00:07:09,781 --> 00:07:11,021 Yeah, okay. 187 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,581 I'll get you some tea. 188 00:07:17,661 --> 00:07:20,341 Yeah, she was... she was firm but fair. 189 00:07:20,421 --> 00:07:21,901 Mostly firm. 190 00:07:21,902 --> 00:07:23,300 She was quick with the wooden spoon, 191 00:07:23,301 --> 00:07:25,581 but, um, never left a mark, 192 00:07:25,661 --> 00:07:27,701 so... hard to prove. 193 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,261 Yeah, but, you know, um, 194 00:07:29,262 --> 00:07:31,020 you couldn't say that she wasn't punctual. 195 00:07:31,021 --> 00:07:32,181 Yeah, and she was, um... 196 00:07:32,261 --> 00:07:33,941 Two. Two. ..a very well... 197 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:35,101 ..put-together lady. 198 00:07:35,181 --> 00:07:36,421 Always looked nice, so... 199 00:07:36,501 --> 00:07:39,941 Anyway, um, I think that my dad, Stuart, her son, 200 00:07:39,942 --> 00:07:41,420 would like to take it away, so... 201 00:07:41,421 --> 00:07:43,260 I'll take it from here. Don't go anywhere, Ash. 202 00:07:43,261 --> 00:07:44,461 You know... Oh. 203 00:07:44,541 --> 00:07:46,061 ..my dear old mum, 204 00:07:46,141 --> 00:07:48,821 she was famously not well-liked. 205 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:49,951 It's true. 206 00:07:50,021 --> 00:07:52,011 We had to tie a lamb chop around her neck 207 00:07:52,021 --> 00:07:53,861 just to get the dog to play with her. 208 00:07:55,522 --> 00:07:58,460 You know, Mum would have hated 209 00:07:58,461 --> 00:08:00,020 a room full of sad sacks at her send-off, 210 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,020 a room full of sad sacks at her send-off, 211 00:08:01,021 --> 00:08:04,301 so let's take it up a notch a bit, shall we? 212 00:08:04,302 --> 00:08:05,300 Hit it. 213 00:08:05,301 --> 00:08:07,621 "Is That All There Is" ? 214 00:08:10,501 --> 00:08:12,701 I remember when I was a little girl. 215 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:14,941 Our house caught on fire. 216 00:08:14,942 --> 00:08:18,380 I'll never forget the look on my father's face 217 00:08:18,381 --> 00:08:20,421 as he gathered me up in his arms, 218 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:24,261 raced through the burning building, out onto the pavement. 219 00:08:25,141 --> 00:08:27,461 And I stood there, shivering in my pajamas, 220 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:30,581 and watched the whole world go up in flames. 221 00:08:30,661 --> 00:08:32,940 And when it was over, I said to myself, 222 00:08:33,021 --> 00:08:36,501 is that all there is to a fire? 223 00:08:37,341 --> 00:08:40,621 Is that all there is? 224 00:08:42,261 --> 00:08:46,381 Is that all there is? 225 00:08:46,461 --> 00:08:50,781 If that's all there is, my friend ? 226 00:08:50,861 --> 00:08:54,941 Then let's keep dancing ? 227 00:08:55,021 --> 00:08:57,061 Let's break out the booze... ? 228 00:08:57,141 --> 00:08:59,221 Oh! 229 00:08:59,222 --> 00:09:00,020 Oh! Oh, God! 230 00:09:00,021 --> 00:09:00,700 Oh! Oh, God! 231 00:09:00,701 --> 00:09:02,941 Oh, God, Mum! Oh! 232 00:09:03,021 --> 00:09:05,301 What have you done, Ash? Oh! 233 00:09:06,101 --> 00:09:08,901 Who the fuck put her in those hideous slacks?! 234 00:09:16,541 --> 00:09:18,301 Which room did that one have? 235 00:09:18,381 --> 00:09:19,701 Good morning to you too. 236 00:09:19,781 --> 00:09:22,421 That's confidential. The family doesn't know yet. 237 00:09:22,501 --> 00:09:23,821 Can I help you? 238 00:09:23,822 --> 00:09:24,700 Yeah. 239 00:09:24,701 --> 00:09:27,221 Uh, I would like my mum, Dawnley Crapp, 240 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:28,941 to be placed on a waiting list 241 00:09:28,942 --> 00:09:30,460 for something a little bit better. 242 00:09:30,461 --> 00:09:32,451 We chose Garden View from the package, 243 00:09:32,501 --> 00:09:35,501 and it's a fuckin', excuse me, bin view. 244 00:09:35,581 --> 00:09:36,981 Bin view? Yeah. 245 00:09:36,982 --> 00:09:38,860 And if you think we're gonna leave our mum 246 00:09:38,861 --> 00:09:41,100 in a room next to a fuckin', excuse me, rubbish dump, 247 00:09:41,101 --> 00:09:42,941 you've got another thing coming. 248 00:09:43,021 --> 00:09:44,861 There's a garden next to the bins, 249 00:09:44,941 --> 00:09:46,621 which is beautifully maintained. 250 00:09:46,622 --> 00:09:49,340 You agreed to the accommodation when you signed the contract. 251 00:09:49,341 --> 00:09:50,421 Yeah, not happening. 252 00:09:50,422 --> 00:09:52,700 Listen, I've spotted something much nicer. 253 00:09:52,701 --> 00:09:54,341 It's got a bit of a mountain view. 254 00:09:54,421 --> 00:09:55,701 It's over on the east wing. 255 00:09:55,702 --> 00:09:57,580 It's nice and close to the tea station. 256 00:09:57,581 --> 00:10:00,020 That's Mabel's room. She lives there. 257 00:10:00,021 --> 00:10:01,020 That's Mabel's room. She lives there. 258 00:10:01,021 --> 00:10:02,020 How long's she got? 259 00:10:02,021 --> 00:10:03,701 Excuse me? 260 00:10:03,781 --> 00:10:05,821 Come on, Val. You work here. 261 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,020 You roughly know how long each one of them has. 262 00:10:08,021 --> 00:10:09,381 Oh, fuckin' no, thanks. 263 00:10:09,461 --> 00:10:10,781 Oh, fuckin' here we go. 264 00:10:10,782 --> 00:10:11,660 Jesus! Yeah. 265 00:10:11,661 --> 00:10:13,020 Here we go. Are you all right? 266 00:10:13,021 --> 00:10:15,621 What are you doing here, huh? She's my fuckin' mum. 267 00:10:15,622 --> 00:10:16,980 I'm fuckin' checking on her. 268 00:10:16,981 --> 00:10:19,020 We have... We have residents here who are sleeping. 269 00:10:19,021 --> 00:10:20,020 Checking on her! 270 00:10:20,021 --> 00:10:21,660 She's checking on the fuckin' inheritance, 271 00:10:21,661 --> 00:10:22,711 more like it. 272 00:10:22,781 --> 00:10:24,821 Look at her. Oh, that is fuckin' rich! 273 00:10:24,901 --> 00:10:25,951 Stop. Stop! 274 00:10:25,952 --> 00:10:27,100 She wants to be fuckin' rich. 275 00:10:27,101 --> 00:10:28,500 I've done more for your mother... 276 00:10:28,501 --> 00:10:30,020 Oh, have ya? ..than you ever fucking have. 277 00:10:30,021 --> 00:10:31,020 Oh, have yaHave ya, yeah? 278 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,300 And your deadshit fucking brother. 279 00:10:32,301 --> 00:10:35,941 I mean, she was problematic, 280 00:10:36,021 --> 00:10:38,941 but, my God, she would have laughed at that. 281 00:10:39,021 --> 00:10:40,941 She had a very dark sense of humor. 282 00:10:41,021 --> 00:10:42,461 She probably would have. 283 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:45,421 Also, darling, you were incredible up there. 284 00:10:45,501 --> 00:10:46,741 You still got it. 285 00:10:46,821 --> 00:10:49,051 That review in The Age was absolutely wrong. 286 00:10:49,061 --> 00:10:53,261 Oh, why would you bring that up now, LynelleFuck that review! 287 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,941 Uh, where's Lee gone? 288 00:10:57,021 --> 00:10:59,501 Oh, he's got his big photo shoot today. 289 00:10:59,502 --> 00:11:00,020 Oh, not weird. Okay, um, I've got to go. 290 00:11:00,021 --> 00:11:02,021 Oh, not weird. Okay, um, I've got to go. 291 00:11:02,101 --> 00:11:03,821 You're not coming to the wake? 292 00:11:03,901 --> 00:11:05,341 No, Mum. I have work. 293 00:11:05,421 --> 00:11:08,381 I'm not even sure why you're going. She hated you. 294 00:11:08,461 --> 00:11:10,781 She said you turned Dad gay. 295 00:11:10,782 --> 00:11:11,900 Did not. 296 00:11:11,901 --> 00:11:14,371 Actually, Derek Webbers in Grade 5 turned me gay. 297 00:11:14,421 --> 00:11:17,261 Besides, he's bisexual, aren't you, Stuart? 298 00:11:18,061 --> 00:11:19,871 How much longer are you in town for? 299 00:11:19,872 --> 00:11:21,020 Oh, just a few days, love. 300 00:11:21,021 --> 00:11:22,951 I've got a cruise to Vanuatu next week. 301 00:11:23,021 --> 00:11:24,501 Three shows a night. 302 00:11:24,502 --> 00:11:26,180 Actually, I've got a lot of new material 303 00:11:26,181 --> 00:11:27,341 now that I'm an orphan. 304 00:11:27,342 --> 00:11:29,580 I'll probably dig up one of those red curly wigs. 305 00:11:29,581 --> 00:11:32,741 Hey, Lynny tells me that you've got a new boyfriend 306 00:11:32,821 --> 00:11:35,101 and apparently he's got a very pretty bum. 307 00:11:35,102 --> 00:11:37,140 Honestly, if they had a child together, 308 00:11:37,141 --> 00:11:39,661 it would just be a big bottom with eyes on it. 309 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,061 Thank you. 310 00:11:51,141 --> 00:11:52,191 Here you go, Flash. 311 00:11:52,221 --> 00:11:53,901 Hey. Thank you. 312 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:57,461 Oh, oi. She's the one who's got the Mountain Suite. Mabel. 313 00:11:57,541 --> 00:11:59,941 She's been here for ages. Any day, I reckon. 314 00:12:00,021 --> 00:12:02,221 Oh, do you, mate? Is that what you reckon? 315 00:12:02,301 --> 00:12:03,901 Yes, yes, I do, Katherine. 316 00:12:03,902 --> 00:12:05,020 We're fine for a cuppa. 317 00:12:05,021 --> 00:12:06,300 Oh, that's good. Thanks so much. 318 00:12:06,301 --> 00:12:08,100 You're not gonna get your fucking mother a cup of tea? 319 00:12:08,101 --> 00:12:09,721 There's another really nice one. 320 00:12:09,741 --> 00:12:11,701 It's called Terrace Views. Mm-hm. 321 00:12:11,781 --> 00:12:14,581 It's got a spa, full hoist situation, 322 00:12:14,582 --> 00:12:16,460 but Pearl that's in it, fit as a fiddle. 323 00:12:16,461 --> 00:12:18,020 I don't know why she's here. Dawn. 324 00:12:18,021 --> 00:12:19,260 Family must be fucking sick of her. 325 00:12:19,261 --> 00:12:20,461 Look at this. I guess. 326 00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:22,181 Look! Oh! Ahh! 327 00:12:22,261 --> 00:12:23,821 Our cruise! 328 00:12:23,901 --> 00:12:25,141 Oh, yeah, nice. 329 00:12:25,221 --> 00:12:28,421 Any opportunity to remind her who to leave the money to. 330 00:12:28,501 --> 00:12:30,621 Fuck off. Can you stop it, you two? 331 00:12:30,701 --> 00:12:32,181 Paramedics to room nine. 332 00:12:32,261 --> 00:12:33,861 Heard you dumped Chelsea. 333 00:12:33,941 --> 00:12:34,991 Yeah. 334 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,941 Jesus, Gordon. 335 00:12:37,021 --> 00:12:39,181 You're so fucking broken. Come on, Dawn. 336 00:12:40,021 --> 00:12:41,901 Let's go find you some new mates 337 00:12:41,902 --> 00:12:44,020 so we don't have to sit here and listen to this shit. 338 00:12:44,021 --> 00:12:46,020 Yeah, don't listen to her, Mum. She's full of shit. 339 00:12:46,021 --> 00:12:48,421 Suck a dick. Fuck off. 340 00:12:48,422 --> 00:12:52,380 Don't listen to her, mate. She's not entirely wrong, mate. 341 00:12:52,381 --> 00:12:54,341 I am a bit broken. As are you. 342 00:12:54,342 --> 00:12:56,940 I don't think Mum and Dad had exactly the healthiest marriage, 343 00:12:56,941 --> 00:12:58,021 you know what I mean? 344 00:12:58,022 --> 00:13:00,020 Mate, it's not the people. It's marriage. 345 00:13:00,021 --> 00:13:01,020 Mate, it's not the people. It's marriage. 346 00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:02,940 Honestly, in this day and fucking age, 347 00:13:02,941 --> 00:13:06,101 how are we still trying to flog monogamy off as a thing? 348 00:13:06,102 --> 00:13:07,900 I mean, haven't we evolved past this? 349 00:13:07,901 --> 00:13:10,340 Obviously not, mate, because people are... are meeting 350 00:13:10,341 --> 00:13:12,940 and falling in love and getting married every fucking day. 351 00:13:12,941 --> 00:13:14,060 And it looks quite nice. 352 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,691 Really-Yeah. -Does it? Yeah. 353 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:17,691 Do me and Katie look nice, do we? 354 00:13:17,692 --> 00:13:18,500 No. 355 00:13:18,501 --> 00:13:20,371 'Cause that's how it fucking ends up. 356 00:13:21,141 --> 00:13:23,341 I know I give you shit, Flashlight, 357 00:13:23,421 --> 00:13:25,621 but you've played a smart innings, mate. 358 00:13:25,701 --> 00:13:28,461 Just keep your nose clean. Stay out of it. People change. 359 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,941 Women change. 360 00:13:48,421 --> 00:13:49,541 You okay? 361 00:13:49,702 --> 00:13:52,500 Have we done the right thing? 362 00:13:52,501 --> 00:13:54,221 Mate, what choice did we have? 363 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,741 She was gonna set fire to the house or flood it 364 00:13:56,821 --> 00:13:58,181 or, you know, have a fall. 365 00:14:03,021 --> 00:14:04,141 Oh. 366 00:14:04,221 --> 00:14:06,391 I just fucking hate leaving her here, mate. 367 00:14:06,392 --> 00:14:07,460 Come on, mate. 368 00:14:07,461 --> 00:14:09,061 Ohh! 369 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:12,061 Oh, fucking suck it up, you cocksucker pussy! 370 00:14:12,141 --> 00:14:14,221 Oh, yeah! Really nice! 371 00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:16,221 Fucking acorn dick bitch! 372 00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:19,060 No one's gonna wanna fuck you! Dick cheese isn't hot, mate! 373 00:14:19,061 --> 00:14:21,941 Go and trim your fucking hooves for netball, cunt! 374 00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:23,071 Hey. Alistair! 375 00:14:23,141 --> 00:14:24,981 What did you do? 376 00:14:25,061 --> 00:14:26,661 Sorry. Excuse me? 377 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:29,861 Pearl with the nice terrace room, she died. What did you do? 378 00:14:29,941 --> 00:14:33,061 I didn't do anything, you mad unit. She was in great nick. 379 00:14:33,141 --> 00:14:35,221 Well, she's not anymore. 380 00:14:36,301 --> 00:14:37,741 Oh, that's really sad. 381 00:14:37,821 --> 00:14:39,941 Hey, completely unrelated. 382 00:14:40,021 --> 00:14:41,941 Natural redhead? 383 00:14:41,942 --> 00:14:43,060 What?! 384 00:14:43,061 --> 00:14:44,660 Uh, sorry, I've just been curious all day. 385 00:14:44,661 --> 00:14:46,460 Give it a rest, mate. No, I'm serious. 386 00:14:46,461 --> 00:14:47,821 Yes. 387 00:14:47,901 --> 00:14:50,581 Absolutely gorgeous. Spot on. 388 00:14:50,582 --> 00:14:51,980 Don't you reckon? Mm-hm. Yeah. 389 00:14:51,981 --> 00:14:53,700 Really goes with the uniform. It's lovely. 390 00:14:53,701 --> 00:14:55,020 Brings the eyes out. Mm-hm. 391 00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:56,071 Hm. 392 00:14:56,141 --> 00:14:58,621 Val, let's talk terraces, yeah? 393 00:14:58,622 --> 00:15:00,020 Okay, but don't touch me. 394 00:15:00,021 --> 00:15:01,221 Okay, but don't touch me. 395 00:15:12,141 --> 00:15:13,341 Yeah. 396 00:15:13,421 --> 00:15:15,541 Dr. Molden, your 4:30 is Charlie. 397 00:15:15,621 --> 00:15:17,741 Okay. Have you checked your email? 398 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:18,860 No. 399 00:15:18,861 --> 00:15:21,100 You might wanna have a look before he comes in. 400 00:15:21,101 --> 00:15:22,941 It's from the oncologist. 401 00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:25,941 Oh, bum. Okay. 402 00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:27,621 Thank you. Hmm. 403 00:15:28,621 --> 00:15:30,021 So that's it, then? 404 00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:33,581 Well, it is more advanced now, 405 00:15:33,661 --> 00:15:37,221 and so it wouldn't be so much about treating the cancer 406 00:15:37,301 --> 00:15:39,861 as it would just be extending your time here. 407 00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:41,781 No. No, no, no. 408 00:15:41,861 --> 00:15:44,581 No, I'm done. I'm cooked. 409 00:15:44,661 --> 00:15:48,861 Right, so you don't wanna try any more treatment? 410 00:15:48,941 --> 00:15:52,181 Well, since Emily died, I haven't really felt like myself. 411 00:15:53,421 --> 00:15:56,061 I think I'd better let it run its course. 412 00:15:57,341 --> 00:15:58,981 Go see Emily again. 413 00:15:58,982 --> 00:16:00,020 Well, I'm really... 414 00:16:00,021 --> 00:16:00,380 Well, I'm really... 415 00:16:00,381 --> 00:16:03,541 I'm really sorry that it's not happier news. 416 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,941 Please just reach out any time if you need anything, okay? 417 00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:10,141 I appreciate that. 418 00:16:12,901 --> 00:16:13,951 Okay, Charlie. 419 00:16:15,581 --> 00:16:19,301 If I could go back to be your age with Emily... 420 00:16:20,941 --> 00:16:22,141 ..I'd give anything. 421 00:16:24,021 --> 00:16:26,131 It's later than you think, isn't itHmm? 422 00:16:30,381 --> 00:16:32,621 I hope you find your girl again. 423 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:33,941 Me too. 424 00:16:35,381 --> 00:16:37,101 And I hope she's how she was 425 00:16:37,181 --> 00:16:39,381 before she put all that weight on. 426 00:16:41,061 --> 00:16:43,141 I mean, you saw her. Mm. 427 00:16:43,142 --> 00:16:45,020 She was massive. 428 00:16:45,021 --> 00:16:46,901 Yeah, all right. 429 00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:52,981 You're in great shape, though. You go to the gym, do you? 430 00:16:53,061 --> 00:16:54,941 Um... Pilates? 431 00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:57,861 Sometimes. 432 00:16:58,292 --> 00:17:00,020 See ya. 433 00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:01,071 See ya. 434 00:17:18,021 --> 00:17:19,141 Well, how much is it? 435 00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:20,941 120K a year. 436 00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:22,501 Oh, Christ. 437 00:17:22,502 --> 00:17:24,460 Um, okay, well, just... just get her in there 438 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,421 and, um, we'll figure it out later. 439 00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:27,941 Yeah, righto. 440 00:17:28,021 --> 00:17:30,011 Yeah, mate, I'm coming! Fuckin' hell! 441 00:17:30,021 --> 00:17:32,541 Hi! Oh, Ashy, hey. 442 00:17:32,621 --> 00:17:34,421 Hi, Elvis. Hey! 443 00:17:34,501 --> 00:17:36,501 Unreal, yeah. 444 00:17:36,581 --> 00:17:37,941 Oh, your phone does work. 445 00:17:37,942 --> 00:17:39,020 Yeah. What's up? 446 00:17:39,021 --> 00:17:40,340 I've just sent you some texts today. 447 00:17:40,341 --> 00:17:41,660 You didn't get back.. Sorry. 448 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,131 I felt a bit like a stalker. No, no. I'm sorry, Ash. 449 00:17:44,141 --> 00:17:46,671 It was a really full-on day with Mum and with Heavy. 450 00:17:46,701 --> 00:17:47,861 So, sorry. 451 00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,141 Do you have time to get a drink? 452 00:17:50,142 --> 00:17:51,420 I actually can't. I'm sorry. 453 00:17:51,421 --> 00:17:53,941 I've gotta go to Brett's bucks weird party thing. 454 00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:55,781 Um, can you guess the theme? 455 00:17:55,861 --> 00:17:57,741 Um... So, I can't. 456 00:17:57,821 --> 00:17:58,941 But are you all good? 457 00:17:58,942 --> 00:18:00,020 Yes, I... I am. 458 00:18:00,021 --> 00:18:01,941 Yes, I... I am. 459 00:18:02,021 --> 00:18:03,781 Yeah? I'm good. 460 00:18:03,861 --> 00:18:04,981 Uh... 461 00:18:04,982 --> 00:18:09,020 And this, like, doesn't feel like the right moment for this, 462 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,420 but maybe, see, that is the point. 463 00:18:10,421 --> 00:18:11,460 Like, maybe there's just... 464 00:18:11,461 --> 00:18:13,141 There's no right moment. 465 00:18:13,142 --> 00:18:15,020 For? 466 00:18:15,021 --> 00:18:16,541 For us. 467 00:18:17,341 --> 00:18:20,221 To start... again. 468 00:18:20,222 --> 00:18:22,020 I've just... I've just been thinking 469 00:18:22,021 --> 00:18:23,700 about our conversation this morning 470 00:18:23,701 --> 00:18:26,861 and... I am ready. 471 00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:30,421 I'm all in. Yeah. 472 00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:32,341 I know... I know that's a lot. 473 00:18:34,061 --> 00:18:37,021 But, um, life isn't long. 474 00:18:37,101 --> 00:18:40,701 It's... very short, actually. 475 00:18:40,781 --> 00:18:41,981 And, um... 476 00:18:42,061 --> 00:18:44,021 So, yeah, I just... 477 00:18:45,021 --> 00:18:46,421 I'm ready. 478 00:18:50,141 --> 00:18:51,501 Please say something now. 479 00:18:51,581 --> 00:18:53,661 Of course, yeah. Yeah. Your turn. 480 00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:56,741 Absolu... That's beautiful, Ash. Yeah. 481 00:18:56,821 --> 00:18:58,541 Yes. Yeah! 482 00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:01,700 Can we talk more about it tomorrow, though? 483 00:19:01,701 --> 00:19:03,021 Is that... Is that... Can we do... 484 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,101 Is it all right? Oh, God, yeah. 485 00:19:05,181 --> 00:19:06,661 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 486 00:19:06,741 --> 00:19:08,501 Yeah. Yeah, I'm around. 487 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,661 Yeah. 488 00:19:09,741 --> 00:19:12,021 I'm sorry. Are you okay? I'm so good. 489 00:19:12,022 --> 00:19:13,140 Oh, good. You kidding? 490 00:19:13,141 --> 00:19:14,701 Come here. Come here. Yeah. 491 00:19:17,661 --> 00:19:19,501 Mmm! 492 00:19:20,301 --> 00:19:21,541 Okay. 493 00:19:22,421 --> 00:19:23,821 Okay. All right. 494 00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:24,951 Text me. 495 00:19:25,021 --> 00:19:26,411 Yeah, I will. And have fun. 496 00:19:26,461 --> 00:19:28,301 How can I not? You look great. 497 00:19:28,381 --> 00:19:30,181 I'm feeling good, you know? 498 00:19:30,261 --> 00:19:31,781 Come on. 499 00:19:31,861 --> 00:19:33,061 I've got this going on. 500 00:19:34,021 --> 00:19:36,021 A little bit of this. You know? 501 00:19:36,101 --> 00:19:37,741 Yeah, okay. All right. 502 00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:40,301 Okay. Okay. 503 00:19:43,021 --> 00:19:44,261 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 504 00:20:12,941 --> 00:20:14,701 Gordon, we're leaving! 505 00:20:16,461 --> 00:20:17,511 Gordon! 506 00:20:18,181 --> 00:20:19,661 Oh, Gordy. 507 00:20:21,021 --> 00:20:22,261 Oh, shit. Is he okay? 508 00:20:22,341 --> 00:20:23,941 He's having a panic attack. 509 00:20:23,942 --> 00:20:25,420 What do we do? I know what to do. 510 00:20:25,421 --> 00:20:26,580 Just lie him down. Okay. 511 00:20:26,581 --> 00:20:28,020 Lie him down. Gordy, just on your knees. 512 00:20:28,021 --> 00:20:29,620 You're all right. Lie down. Lie him down. 513 00:20:29,621 --> 00:20:30,701 Oh, Gordy. 514 00:20:30,781 --> 00:20:32,301 Are you okayAre you okay? 515 00:20:32,302 --> 00:20:34,580 Are you okayWhat are you doingWhat are you doing? 516 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,461 Shh! Shh! 517 00:20:36,462 --> 00:20:37,900 What are you doing, Bretty? 518 00:20:37,901 --> 00:20:40,261 I'm a weighted blanket here to calm you down. 519 00:20:40,341 --> 00:20:41,701 You okay, Gordon? Yeah. 520 00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:42,991 Okay. Catch yourself. 521 00:20:43,021 --> 00:20:44,071 Yeah. 522 00:20:44,101 --> 00:20:45,461 You ran away. Yeah. 523 00:20:45,541 --> 00:20:46,901 But you're okay. Okay. 524 00:20:46,902 --> 00:20:48,020 Yeah. All right? 525 00:20:48,021 --> 00:20:49,020 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 526 00:20:49,021 --> 00:20:50,901 Now come have small-batch whiskey. 527 00:20:50,902 --> 00:20:52,020 Okay, yeah. 528 00:20:52,021 --> 00:20:53,941 And celebrate love. Okay. 529 00:20:54,021 --> 00:20:55,181 Okay? Okay. 530 00:20:55,182 --> 00:20:56,500 Okay. Hop up now. That's good. 531 00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:57,900 Ooh, yeah. Hop up now. Leave him. 532 00:20:57,901 --> 00:20:59,300 You okay? He'll get up by himself. 533 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,020 Will he, though? Yeah. Come on. 534 00:21:00,021 --> 00:21:00,780 Will he, though? Yeah. Come on. 535 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,100 Pretty squashy. Brett, that was amazing. 536 00:21:02,101 --> 00:21:03,700 Okay. You okay? Oh, okay, that's good. 537 00:21:03,701 --> 00:21:05,781 I mean, that was amazing. Yeah. 538 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,221 Whoo! Ahh. Okay. Ahh! That's good. Mm! 539 00:21:14,222 --> 00:21:16,500 And this one. Hey, mate. Can you get off your phone? 540 00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:18,981 Yeah, yeah, I will soon. I've gotta say good night. 541 00:21:18,982 --> 00:21:21,020 Yeah, it's Gordon. This is... This is fun. 542 00:21:21,021 --> 00:21:22,461 He's being a dick. I know. 543 00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:24,741 Okay, Panicky Pete, what's... 544 00:21:24,821 --> 00:21:25,941 No. 545 00:21:26,021 --> 00:21:27,261 What happened? 546 00:21:27,262 --> 00:21:28,820 Nothing. Nothing bad happened. 547 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,020 It's just she just came in 548 00:21:30,021 --> 00:21:31,901 and she said that she's all in now. 549 00:21:31,981 --> 00:21:33,501 She came to your place of work... 550 00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:34,380 Yeah. 551 00:21:34,381 --> 00:21:35,941 ..to tell you that she was all in 552 00:21:36,021 --> 00:21:37,781 and then she left? 553 00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:38,951 Yeah. That's crazy. 554 00:21:38,952 --> 00:21:40,020 It's not crazy. 555 00:21:40,021 --> 00:21:42,941 It was just, uh, you know, it was quite sweet. 556 00:21:42,942 --> 00:21:45,540 Then why did you have a panic attack, Gordy? 557 00:21:45,541 --> 00:21:47,261 It's been a bit of a big day, Chi. 558 00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:49,260 All right? Can we talk about you, please? 559 00:21:49,261 --> 00:21:50,660 Oh, yeah. I'd love that. Great. 560 00:21:50,661 --> 00:21:51,500 Okay. Go on. 561 00:21:51,501 --> 00:21:53,020 Yeah, well, Andre and I are housemates 562 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,541 who have sex with other people. 563 00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:56,020 You know, the marriage is so open, 564 00:21:56,021 --> 00:21:58,020 you can hear the wind whistling through it. 565 00:21:58,021 --> 00:21:59,300 But can I complain? Yeah. 566 00:21:59,301 --> 00:22:00,020 No. Oh. 567 00:22:00,021 --> 00:22:00,380 No. Oh. 568 00:22:00,381 --> 00:22:01,300 I'm getting more cock 569 00:22:01,301 --> 00:22:02,941 than you can poke a stick at. 570 00:22:02,942 --> 00:22:04,180 And, you know, my three boys 571 00:22:04,181 --> 00:22:07,661 have two relatively happy parents under the one roof, 572 00:22:07,741 --> 00:22:09,381 and they're none the wiser. 573 00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:14,021 And come graduation, we'll officially call it quits. 574 00:22:14,101 --> 00:22:15,301 Graduation? Mm-hm. 575 00:22:15,381 --> 00:22:17,261 Of the youngest? Mm-hm. 576 00:22:17,341 --> 00:22:20,061 That's a ten-year sentence. 577 00:22:23,061 --> 00:22:26,901 So, well, where do you stand on love, then? 578 00:22:28,141 --> 00:22:31,181 I think I was in it, and... and now I'm not. 579 00:22:31,261 --> 00:22:33,461 Hey, marriage! - 580 00:22:33,541 --> 00:22:34,861 Hey, marriage! 581 00:22:34,941 --> 00:22:35,991 Oh. Marriage! 582 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,421 Let's drink. Oh, yep. 583 00:22:37,501 --> 00:22:39,941 Let's drink. Come on. Oop-oop! Marriage. 584 00:22:44,181 --> 00:22:46,981 When I cry, he comes to me. 585 00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:51,501 But when I pretend to cry, he doesn't. He knows. 586 00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:52,741 Hi! 587 00:22:52,742 --> 00:22:54,420 Oh, my baby's here. Hi, everybody! 588 00:22:54,421 --> 00:22:57,221 Just in time! We were just about to make a toast! 589 00:22:57,301 --> 00:22:58,351 Ooh! 590 00:22:58,352 --> 00:22:59,620 Wow. Wait, wait, wait. 591 00:22:59,621 --> 00:23:00,020 So you... you actually kept this dog? 592 00:23:00,021 --> 00:23:02,181 So you... you actually kept this dog? 593 00:23:02,261 --> 00:23:05,021 WhatOf course I did. He's my Cillian. 594 00:23:05,101 --> 00:23:09,341 Mum, you've got the same dog as me, but able-bodied. 595 00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:11,341 And you called it Cillian? 596 00:23:11,421 --> 00:23:12,941 Don't go there, girlfriend. 597 00:23:13,021 --> 00:23:14,781 I'll go first. Okay. 598 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:18,661 To my darling dead, cunt, bitch, pig of a mother, Noelene. 599 00:23:19,781 --> 00:23:22,011 I can't wait to see how much the flat is worth. 600 00:23:22,021 --> 00:23:24,141 Ooh! I'll go next. 601 00:23:24,221 --> 00:23:28,221 To having my beautiful family all in one room again. 602 00:23:28,301 --> 00:23:32,141 My ex-husband, Flossy, who I will always love. 603 00:23:32,221 --> 00:23:33,941 My life partner, Lee. 604 00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:37,941 And my truly incredible son, Cillian. 605 00:23:38,021 --> 00:23:39,071 My twin flame. 606 00:23:39,072 --> 00:23:40,180 Hmm. Hmm! 607 00:23:40,181 --> 00:23:41,621 Me. Me. Hmm! 608 00:23:41,701 --> 00:23:44,141 To the lovely policeman who let me come home, 609 00:23:44,221 --> 00:23:46,031 and who I truly believe understood 610 00:23:46,032 --> 00:23:47,380 what I was trying to achieve, 611 00:23:47,381 --> 00:23:49,180 and made the whole thing as painless as possible. 612 00:23:49,181 --> 00:23:50,501 What? Oh, look. 613 00:23:50,502 --> 00:23:53,100 We really don't have to rehash the day's, you know... 614 00:23:53,101 --> 00:23:55,941 I had my photography project today. 615 00:23:56,021 --> 00:23:57,421 Unity and nudity. 616 00:23:57,501 --> 00:23:59,501 Of course there was some nudity. 617 00:23:59,502 --> 00:24:00,020 It was just... It was just a simple misunderstanding. 618 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,580 It was just... It was just a simple misunderstanding. 619 00:24:01,581 --> 00:24:04,020 Apparently we're too close to a preschool or something. 620 00:24:04,021 --> 00:24:05,541 So a complaint was made. 621 00:24:05,621 --> 00:24:06,941 And... 622 00:24:07,021 --> 00:24:10,941 ..absurdly I've ended up on the National Sex Offender Registry. 623 00:24:11,021 --> 00:24:12,071 Sorry, what? 624 00:24:12,072 --> 00:24:13,540 It sounds much worse than it is. 625 00:24:13,541 --> 00:24:15,660 And the ankle bracelet is surprisingly lightweight. 626 00:24:15,661 --> 00:24:17,901 Oh, anyway, blah, blah, nanny state. 627 00:24:17,981 --> 00:24:19,541 Your turn, Ashley. 628 00:24:19,621 --> 00:24:21,941 Wow, I mean, uh... 629 00:24:22,021 --> 00:24:24,141 Oh, for fuck's... 630 00:24:25,021 --> 00:24:26,701 The battery's running low. 631 00:24:28,021 --> 00:24:29,301 Put that in the hole. 632 00:24:29,381 --> 00:24:30,941 - 633 00:24:31,021 --> 00:24:32,941 Whoo! And there... Ugh. 634 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:37,461 Why do they make it so bloody short? 635 00:24:42,021 --> 00:24:43,101 I pray, continue. 636 00:24:43,181 --> 00:24:44,901 Nah, I'm good. Come on, come on. 637 00:24:44,981 --> 00:24:46,341 Oh, f... Come on, darling. 638 00:24:46,421 --> 00:24:47,861 Okay, um... 639 00:24:49,501 --> 00:24:52,181 To being brave and having no regrets. 640 00:24:52,261 --> 00:24:55,221 Ohhh! Hmm. Mmm. Oh! Cryptic, do tell. 641 00:24:55,301 --> 00:24:56,941 It's nothing, I just... 642 00:24:57,021 --> 00:24:58,941 I just told Gordon how I feel today, 643 00:24:58,942 --> 00:25:00,020 and it feels really good, 644 00:25:00,021 --> 00:25:00,180 and it feels really good, 645 00:25:00,181 --> 00:25:03,381 and so, yeah, ball is 100% in his court. 646 00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:05,271 Fantastic, Ashley. Oh, I love it! 647 00:25:05,272 --> 00:25:06,300 Yeah. 648 00:25:06,301 --> 00:25:07,541 Well, where is he now? 649 00:25:07,621 --> 00:25:08,701 Get him to come over! 650 00:25:08,702 --> 00:25:11,220 I can't wait to meet the man inseminating my daughter. 651 00:25:11,221 --> 00:25:13,341 Stop, Dad. No, he's on a bucks. 652 00:25:13,421 --> 00:25:16,781 Macho bullshit. Why aren't you there? 653 00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:18,100 Well, no, it's a whole thing. 654 00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:19,300 It's, like, Elvis-themed. 655 00:25:19,301 --> 00:25:20,701 They're all in... Stop it. 656 00:25:20,781 --> 00:25:22,221 What? Stop it. 657 00:25:22,301 --> 00:25:25,181 My show on the ship has an Elvis segment. 658 00:25:25,182 --> 00:25:26,060 Ohh! 659 00:25:26,061 --> 00:25:27,781 I do a tribute to all the kings. 660 00:25:27,782 --> 00:25:28,940 I start with Tutankhamen, 661 00:25:28,941 --> 00:25:30,340 then I finish on King Charles. 662 00:25:30,341 --> 00:25:33,021 Oh! I've got the whole look upstairs. 663 00:25:33,022 --> 00:25:34,140 Oh! Oh. 664 00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:35,541 You simply must. Oh. 665 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,071 No, you must. No, no, no. Yes. 666 00:25:37,072 --> 00:25:39,020 'Cause I can do all the temporary hemming. 667 00:25:39,021 --> 00:25:40,020 Really? 668 00:25:40,021 --> 00:25:41,981 No, I shouldn't. I couldn't. 669 00:25:42,061 --> 00:25:45,461 Why notThey're your friends too, darling. Hmm? 670 00:25:46,981 --> 00:25:48,421 You must. 671 00:25:48,501 --> 00:25:50,581 Why... why am I looking at you for advice? 672 00:25:50,661 --> 00:25:52,101 I don't know. 673 00:25:52,181 --> 00:25:53,701 But I liked it. 674 00:25:53,702 --> 00:25:55,180 Because when my clone comes to me... 675 00:25:55,181 --> 00:25:56,180 Okay, yeah. 676 00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:57,380 ..I'm going for his solar plexus. 677 00:25:57,381 --> 00:25:59,180 'Cause that's the weak spot. Is it? 678 00:25:59,181 --> 00:26:00,020 Yes, but he would know that. A clone? 679 00:26:00,021 --> 00:26:01,020 Yes, but he would know that. A clone? 680 00:26:01,021 --> 00:26:02,140 So he'd block me. Here we go. 681 00:26:02,141 --> 00:26:03,500 So I'd come at his kidneys. Here we go. 682 00:26:03,501 --> 00:26:05,021 Oh, kill me now. Ladies. 683 00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:08,020 How's it going? Oh, congratulations. 684 00:26:08,021 --> 00:26:10,340 Why are you guys all dressed as ElvisIt's so random. 685 00:26:10,341 --> 00:26:12,861 It is random, and, uh, it's our boy Bretty here, 686 00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:14,020 sort of his bucks thing, 687 00:26:14,021 --> 00:26:16,020 and I don't know, his missus loves Elvis? 688 00:26:16,021 --> 00:26:17,071 She calls me the King. 689 00:26:17,101 --> 00:26:18,461 There you go. Cute! 690 00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:20,941 Our girl, Penny, here, she's getting married. 691 00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:24,541 So you guys should buy us some drinks. 692 00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:25,420 Oh, yeah? 693 00:26:25,421 --> 00:26:27,020 One in three marriages ends in divorce. 694 00:26:27,021 --> 00:26:28,141 Not mine, so... 695 00:26:28,221 --> 00:26:29,271 Confident. 696 00:26:29,301 --> 00:26:30,941 Roll the dice, roll the dice. 697 00:26:30,942 --> 00:26:32,100 Are you two together? Yuck. 698 00:26:32,101 --> 00:26:33,140 Gross. Oh, fuck, no. 699 00:26:33,141 --> 00:26:34,660 Don't say gross. You are gross. 700 00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:36,021 Ooh, defensive much? 701 00:26:36,101 --> 00:26:37,941 Ooh, 23 much? 702 00:26:38,021 --> 00:26:39,301 Okay, I'm 31. 703 00:26:39,302 --> 00:26:41,380 Oh. You look really good. I would have said... 704 00:26:41,381 --> 00:26:42,580 That's really... ..mid to late 20s. 705 00:26:42,581 --> 00:26:43,901 Thank you. Oh, my God. 706 00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:45,020 Oh, my God, she's stunning. 707 00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:46,020 She's gorgeous. She is, yeah. 708 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,941 What is thisWhat is this? 709 00:26:48,021 --> 00:26:49,621 It's your proposal fail. 710 00:26:49,622 --> 00:26:50,620 Fuck! Knock it off, cunt. 711 00:26:50,621 --> 00:26:52,060 Are you right? What do you mean? 712 00:26:52,061 --> 00:26:53,660 They asked if you were married. Yeah, I'm not. 713 00:26:53,661 --> 00:26:55,300 But I could be, right? End of story. 714 00:26:55,301 --> 00:26:56,500 Yeah, well, not to her, so... 715 00:26:56,501 --> 00:26:58,221 No. But it could be to her. 716 00:26:58,222 --> 00:27:00,020 She came back to me, actually, today. 717 00:27:00,021 --> 00:27:01,020 Oh, reallyOkay. So, yeah, yeah. 718 00:27:01,021 --> 00:27:02,460 She did, actually. So, not a fail. 719 00:27:02,461 --> 00:27:05,821 No offense, babe, but she's really beautiful. 720 00:27:05,822 --> 00:27:07,380 No offense, babe, she is. I agree. 721 00:27:07,381 --> 00:27:09,071 No, but she's not gonna marry you. 722 00:27:09,141 --> 00:27:10,941 You don't know. Fuck this shit, man. 723 00:27:10,942 --> 00:27:12,260 I might get married to her, 724 00:27:12,261 --> 00:27:14,020 and if we do, it'll be stronger than ever. 725 00:27:14,021 --> 00:27:15,340 Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 726 00:27:15,341 --> 00:27:16,700 Better than whatever you've got going on 727 00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:18,900 with your Sydney boyfriend, wanker, fucking deck shoe, 728 00:27:18,901 --> 00:27:20,221 fucking slim-fit chino. 729 00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:21,540 Electric bikes. Claws out. 730 00:27:21,541 --> 00:27:22,660 Don't know what they're doing. Okay. 731 00:27:22,661 --> 00:27:23,940 But they're probably not wearing socks. 732 00:27:23,941 --> 00:27:24,991 Okay. That's enough. 733 00:27:24,992 --> 00:27:26,180 Why are boys not wearing socks anymore? 734 00:27:26,181 --> 00:27:28,771 Tequila makes him a little bit mental, a bit mouthy. 735 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,180 Hey, hey. I actually kind of like it when he's mental. 736 00:27:31,181 --> 00:27:33,100 The correct answer. That'll get you a shot. 737 00:27:33,101 --> 00:27:34,541 Thank you. All right. 738 00:27:34,621 --> 00:27:35,901 Thanks, Daddy. Ha! 739 00:27:35,981 --> 00:27:37,121 You're welcome, Mummy. 740 00:27:41,141 --> 00:27:42,221 Voila?! 741 00:27:42,301 --> 00:27:44,381 I love it. I love it! 742 00:27:44,461 --> 00:27:47,421 See how the cape hides the bulldog clips. 743 00:27:47,501 --> 00:27:49,301 Is it sillyIs it too much? 744 00:27:49,302 --> 00:27:50,980 No, darling, it's fabulous, but, hey, that wig 745 00:27:50,981 --> 00:27:53,020 costs four thousand bucks, so just be careful with it. 746 00:27:53,021 --> 00:27:54,020 All right? 747 00:27:54,021 --> 00:27:55,500 Oh! Brett just told me where they are. 748 00:27:55,501 --> 00:27:57,260 He doesn't mind. Go get your man, Ashy. 749 00:27:57,261 --> 00:28:00,020 Go, go, go, go, go! 750 00:28:00,021 --> 00:28:01,020 Go, go, go, go, go! 751 00:28:01,021 --> 00:28:02,861 Oh, Mummy! 752 00:28:02,941 --> 00:28:06,501 You can't tell me what to do anymore now, Mummy. 753 00:28:06,581 --> 00:28:08,941 Oh, for fuck's sake. 754 00:28:09,741 --> 00:28:12,061 Oh, Uber's here. Bye. 755 00:28:12,141 --> 00:28:13,581 Bye, love. Have fun. 756 00:28:13,661 --> 00:28:14,821 Yeah. Thank you. 757 00:28:16,581 --> 00:28:17,941 Ohh! 758 00:28:19,261 --> 00:28:21,661 Al Green's "How Can You Mend a Broken Heart" ? 759 00:28:29,861 --> 00:28:30,941 I would like a tattoo. 760 00:28:31,021 --> 00:28:32,741 Get it on my arm. Oh. 761 00:28:33,741 --> 00:28:35,781 Hey. Hey. 762 00:28:45,341 --> 00:28:47,941 Hmm, can you kiss me? Um... 763 00:28:52,501 --> 00:28:56,301 No, no, no, no. Sorry, sorry. It's okay, it's okay. 764 00:28:57,741 --> 00:28:59,941 I can think of younger days... ? 765 00:29:02,101 --> 00:29:05,421 When I lived for my life ? 766 00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:11,941 Was everything a man could want to do ? 767 00:29:15,461 --> 00:29:18,901 I could never see ? 768 00:29:18,981 --> 00:29:24,101 Tomorrow ? 769 00:29:25,101 --> 00:29:29,221 I was never told ? 770 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:35,021 About the sorrow ? 771 00:29:36,861 --> 00:29:39,781 And ? 772 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:43,861 How can you mend ? 773 00:29:43,941 --> 00:29:46,621 A broken heart? 774 00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:48,221 Oh ? 775 00:29:51,021 --> 00:29:53,301 How can you stop the rain ? 776 00:29:53,381 --> 00:29:55,741 From falling down? 777 00:29:58,021 --> 00:30:00,020 Tell me, how can you stop ? 778 00:30:00,021 --> 00:30:01,941 Tell me, how can you stop ? 779 00:30:04,181 --> 00:30:07,141 The sun from shining? 780 00:30:07,852 --> 00:30:09,900 Oooh ? 781 00:30:09,901 --> 00:30:12,421 What makes the world ? 782 00:30:12,501 --> 00:30:14,781 Go round ? 783 00:30:16,021 --> 00:30:18,301 And ? 784 00:30:18,381 --> 00:30:22,021 How can you mend ? 785 00:30:23,021 --> 00:30:27,381 This broken man? 786 00:30:27,382 --> 00:30:28,510 Yeah ? 787 00:30:28,511 --> 00:30:33,061 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54606

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