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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:11,043 --> 00:00:12,308 - (Woman) OK. - (Man) OK. Here we go. 4 00:00:12,410 --> 00:00:15,045 - (Woman clears throat) OK. - (♪ Piano strikes up) 5 00:00:15,147 --> 00:00:16,777 (♪ Second piano line playing out of sync) 6 00:00:16,879 --> 00:00:19,018 (Woman) Hold on. 7 00:00:20,149 --> 00:00:21,652 (Man chuckles) One more time. 8 00:00:21,754 --> 00:00:23,855 (♪ Woman hums piano line) 9 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:25,349 (Woman) Wait! Slower, slower, slower... 10 00:00:25,451 --> 00:00:27,254 (Man laughing) One more time. 11 00:00:27,356 --> 00:00:31,062 (♪ Piano lines beginning to sync up) 12 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:32,864 - (Woman) Uh-huh! - (Man) And then just one time. 13 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:35,962 (♪ Piano lines playing roughly in sync) 14 00:00:36,064 --> 00:00:37,198 (Woman) Uh-huh. 15 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:38,837 (Man) And now the hard part! (Laughs) 16 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:40,539 (♪ Piano lines playing out of sync) 17 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:42,434 (Woman) No! (Mutters) 18 00:00:42,536 --> 00:00:46,238 (Man) One, two, three, four, bam-bam... 19 00:00:46,341 --> 00:00:48,575 (♪ Piano lines syncing up again) 20 00:00:50,045 --> 00:00:51,113 (Woman chuckling) 21 00:00:51,215 --> 00:00:52,245 - (Man) You got it? - (Woman) Yes. 22 00:00:52,347 --> 00:00:54,119 (Man) And now's the best part. 23 00:00:55,053 --> 00:00:56,452 - (Woman) Yeah. - (Man laughing) 24 00:00:56,554 --> 00:00:58,486 - (Woman) OK, OK, OK... Ready? - (Man) One more time, together. 25 00:00:58,588 --> 00:01:00,992 - (Man) Wait... Are you ready? - (Woman) Two hands, 26 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:02,787 - and then... (Plays glissando) - (Man) Yep. 27 00:01:04,428 --> 00:01:06,691 - (Woman laughing) - (♪ Random notes on piano) 28 00:01:06,793 --> 00:01:09,061 (Woman) Yeah, perfect. Perfect. You can do it. 29 00:01:09,163 --> 00:01:10,800 You're so flexible. 30 00:01:10,902 --> 00:01:13,266 OK. OK. One more time. 31 00:01:13,368 --> 00:01:15,066 (♪ Piano lines playing in sync) 32 00:01:15,168 --> 00:01:16,804 (Woman) Uh... 33 00:01:16,906 --> 00:01:18,242 (Man) Yeah! 34 00:01:20,209 --> 00:01:22,411 - Yeah! - (Woman) Yeah... 35 00:01:25,678 --> 00:01:27,713 (♪ Piano lines drifting out of sync) 36 00:01:30,719 --> 00:01:34,555 - (♪ Woman humming) - (Man) I missed a bit. (Laughs) 37 00:01:35,255 --> 00:01:36,762 One more, one more. 38 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,724 (♪ Piano lines playing in sync) 39 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:41,093 - (Woman) Ugh. - (Man) Whoops! 40 00:01:41,195 --> 00:01:42,860 (Both laughing) 41 00:01:46,205 --> 00:01:49,504 - (Man) One more time. - (♪ Piano fades) 42 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:58,945 - (Man and woman chuckling) - (Woman) It's perfect! 43 00:01:59,047 --> 00:02:01,351 (Echoey silence) 44 00:02:11,592 --> 00:02:13,759 (♪ Orchestra piercing through silence) 45 00:02:25,305 --> 00:02:27,006 That was great. 46 00:02:27,108 --> 00:02:28,744 Great work. 47 00:02:28,846 --> 00:02:30,212 Sounding... 48 00:02:30,314 --> 00:02:33,484 (Grunts) Yeah, sounding really good. 49 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:35,020 Um... 50 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:38,450 Maybe, uh... play it a couple more times, 51 00:02:38,552 --> 00:02:41,556 just for practice, but... good job. 52 00:02:42,661 --> 00:02:44,328 Oh... 53 00:02:48,131 --> 00:02:50,334 Stupid fucking thing! 54 00:02:52,002 --> 00:02:53,865 - (Thud) - OK. 55 00:02:54,838 --> 00:02:57,341 (Banging) 56 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,512 No. (Grunts) 57 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:08,418 Come on... Oh! 58 00:03:09,182 --> 00:03:10,516 Fuck me. 59 00:03:10,618 --> 00:03:12,917 (♪ FABIENNE DELSOL: "I'm Confessin'") 60 00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:17,290 ♪ I'm confessing that I love you 61 00:03:17,393 --> 00:03:20,731 ♪ Tell me, do you love me, too? 62 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:23,327 ♪ I'm confessing that I need you 63 00:03:23,429 --> 00:03:24,962 ♪ Honest, I do 64 00:03:26,169 --> 00:03:27,633 ♪ Every single moment 65 00:03:27,735 --> 00:03:31,273 ♪ In your eyes, I read such strange things 66 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:34,706 ♪ But your lips deny they're true 67 00:03:34,808 --> 00:03:37,275 ♪ Will your answer really change things? 68 00:03:37,377 --> 00:03:39,046 ♪ Making me blue 69 00:03:39,148 --> 00:03:41,613 ♪ Making me blue 70 00:03:41,715 --> 00:03:45,056 ♪ I'm afraid someday you'll leave me 71 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:48,554 ♪ Saying, "Can't we still be friends?" 72 00:03:48,656 --> 00:03:52,127 ♪ If you go, you know you'll grieve me 73 00:03:52,229 --> 00:03:54,761 ♪ All in life on you depends 74 00:03:55,695 --> 00:03:58,436 ♪ Am I guessing that you love me? 75 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:02,437 ♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain 76 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:06,743 ♪ I'm confessing that I love you, over again 77 00:04:06,845 --> 00:04:09,314 ♪ Over again 78 00:04:23,361 --> 00:04:26,493 ♪ I'm afraid someday you'll leave me 79 00:04:26,595 --> 00:04:30,200 ♪ Saying, "Can't we still be friends?" 80 00:04:30,302 --> 00:04:33,300 ♪ If you go, you know you'll grieve me 81 00:04:33,402 --> 00:04:36,341 ♪ All in life on you depends 82 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:40,239 ♪ Am I guessing that you love me 83 00:04:40,575 --> 00:04:43,940 ♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain? 84 00:04:44,043 --> 00:04:48,180 ♪ I'm confessin' that I love you, over again 85 00:04:48,282 --> 00:04:50,914 ♪ Over again 86 00:04:51,017 --> 00:04:55,187 ♪ I'm confessin' that I love you, over again 87 00:04:55,289 --> 00:04:57,857 ♪ Over again 88 00:05:00,129 --> 00:05:02,301 ♪ Sweet lover 89 00:05:03,396 --> 00:05:04,864 ♪ Sweet lover 90 00:05:07,005 --> 00:05:08,606 ♪ Sweet lover ♪ 91 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:10,375 (Grunts) 92 00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:13,477 (Exhales) 93 00:05:14,374 --> 00:05:16,315 (Grunting) 94 00:05:23,956 --> 00:05:26,952 (Continues grunting) 95 00:05:29,489 --> 00:05:31,462 Shoes off, please. 96 00:05:33,392 --> 00:05:35,333 Oh... 97 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:37,595 Will you please remind me why you got me this bike? 98 00:05:37,697 --> 00:05:39,933 - What? - This bike. Why? 99 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:43,271 Core strength. Spine health. Remember what the doctor said. 100 00:05:43,373 --> 00:05:45,442 You were supposed to fold it. 101 00:05:45,544 --> 00:05:48,378 The whole point of a folding bike - it folds. 102 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,544 This thing is fucking impossible to fold. 103 00:05:50,646 --> 00:05:52,483 Do you know how hard this is to fold? 104 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,384 It's supposed to be more convenient than a normal bike. 105 00:05:54,486 --> 00:05:56,418 It's way less convenient than a normal bike. 106 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,584 Also, the wheels, they're so little. 107 00:05:58,686 --> 00:06:00,621 It's like I gotta pedal four times 108 00:06:00,723 --> 00:06:03,362 to get one normal wheel rotation out of it. 109 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,927 You have to practice, maybe. 110 00:06:06,029 --> 00:06:07,597 (Grunts) 111 00:06:09,267 --> 00:06:10,835 Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie! 112 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,469 No, she's not here. 113 00:06:12,571 --> 00:06:15,236 - Where is she? - She's, uh... at a sleepover. 114 00:06:15,338 --> 00:06:17,538 - Where? - At Sadie's. 115 00:06:17,907 --> 00:06:19,571 I didn't know she was having a sleepover with Sadie. 116 00:06:19,674 --> 00:06:21,212 Oh, it was sort of last minute. 117 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:24,714 Oh, God. Sadie is so strange, isn't she? 118 00:06:24,816 --> 00:06:26,851 I don't know if it's good that she's hanging around with Sadie. 119 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:27,780 I mean, she's fine. 120 00:06:27,882 --> 00:06:30,255 I called ahead. Sadie's mother is single. 121 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:32,319 There are no men or weapons in the home. 122 00:06:32,855 --> 00:06:35,225 You called Sadie's mother to ask if she was single? 123 00:06:35,327 --> 00:06:37,627 - Yeah, of course - "Of course"? 124 00:06:39,263 --> 00:06:40,896 Sadie's fucking crazy. 125 00:06:40,998 --> 00:06:42,834 Mm... 126 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:45,030 Whoa... holy shit! 127 00:06:45,798 --> 00:06:47,569 My God, look at all this cheese! 128 00:06:47,672 --> 00:06:49,371 No! No, no... Leave it, leave it, leave it...! 129 00:06:49,473 --> 00:06:50,636 Not yet! Not yet. Not... Not yet. 130 00:06:50,738 --> 00:06:52,069 What is all this? What is that... 131 00:06:52,171 --> 00:06:54,572 - What is that smell? - I'm making a soufflé. 132 00:06:54,674 --> 00:06:56,246 You're making a soufflé, 133 00:06:56,348 --> 00:06:57,679 and there's 200 pounds of cheese? 134 00:06:57,781 --> 00:07:00,151 Is there, like, an event? Are we expecting people? 135 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:02,950 - (Sighs) Our neighbors. - Which neighbors? 136 00:07:03,052 --> 00:07:06,154 Our upstairs neighbors. I told you yesterday, remember? 137 00:07:06,256 --> 00:07:08,087 You have mentioned 138 00:07:08,189 --> 00:07:10,826 that for some insane reason you want to invite them over. 139 00:07:10,928 --> 00:07:12,659 You for sure didn't tell me they were coming over tonight. 140 00:07:12,761 --> 00:07:13,995 Why didn't you ask me about this? 141 00:07:14,097 --> 00:07:15,058 I did. 142 00:07:15,161 --> 00:07:16,968 Oh, did you, sweetie? When did that happen? 143 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,465 I told you yesterday. 144 00:07:18,567 --> 00:07:20,271 Well, telling me and asking me 145 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,003 are actually two very different things. 146 00:07:22,105 --> 00:07:24,036 And if I'm being honest, I... I don't even think you told me. 147 00:07:24,138 --> 00:07:26,738 It's not like you listen to anything that I say anyway. 148 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,839 Oh, fuck, did you forget the wine? 149 00:07:28,941 --> 00:07:30,679 - What wine? - I... I texted you. 150 00:07:30,781 --> 00:07:32,077 I texted you about wine. We don't have any wine. 151 00:07:32,179 --> 00:07:34,850 - What are you doing? Stop! - I'm eating a pickle. 152 00:07:34,952 --> 00:07:37,255 I couldn't have any cheese. I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle. 153 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:39,324 Now you're not gonna eat my soufflé. 154 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:41,458 And we have no wine. This is a nightmare! 155 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,825 - It's not a fucking nightmare. - What? 156 00:07:44,259 --> 00:07:45,396 Nothing. 157 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:47,529 Can you please just clean up your office? 158 00:07:47,631 --> 00:07:49,464 It's... It's just such an eyesore. 159 00:07:49,566 --> 00:07:51,467 Can you please call the neighbors 160 00:07:51,569 --> 00:07:53,637 and tell 'em to come another time? 161 00:07:54,502 --> 00:07:55,901 - No. - "No". 162 00:07:56,004 --> 00:07:58,705 It's too late. They're coming in ten minutes. 163 00:07:58,807 --> 00:08:00,542 They're coming in ten fucking mi... 164 00:08:00,644 --> 00:08:02,043 Why didn't you tell me any of this? 165 00:08:02,145 --> 00:08:04,107 Because we've been talking about them coming for six months, OK? 166 00:08:04,209 --> 00:08:06,317 And they've been so nice about all our noise 167 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,619 - from the renovation. - "Our" noise? 168 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:11,185 Did you just say they've been nice about our noise? 169 00:08:11,287 --> 00:08:12,457 That's nuts! 170 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:14,086 You're making a soufflé for these people now? 171 00:08:14,188 --> 00:08:16,053 - What is happening here? - She said she wanted to see it. 172 00:08:16,155 --> 00:08:17,758 She just wants to see it now that it's done, 173 00:08:17,860 --> 00:08:20,031 and she's very nice. They're very, very... 174 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,499 You know, they seem cool. 175 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:25,301 And she just... She has, like, presence, and... 176 00:08:25,403 --> 00:08:28,335 She's so... She's so pretty. 177 00:08:28,437 --> 00:08:29,800 Yeah, she's fine. 178 00:08:29,903 --> 00:08:32,773 But he is a fucking weirdo, OK? 179 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:34,271 Every time I'm in the elevator with him, 180 00:08:34,373 --> 00:08:36,141 it's, like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, nonstop. 181 00:08:36,243 --> 00:08:37,708 - You know what I mean? - That's just what people do. 182 00:08:37,810 --> 00:08:39,009 He's asking me questions, 183 00:08:39,111 --> 00:08:40,648 and he wants me to ask him questions. 184 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,387 And the eye contact is off the charts. 185 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:44,754 Yeah. That's called a conversation, Joe. 186 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:46,855 What is this? 187 00:08:47,655 --> 00:08:49,456 What? That's a rug. 188 00:08:49,558 --> 00:08:51,596 - It's new. - Yeah. 189 00:08:53,095 --> 00:08:54,893 Did you buy this rug because the neighbors are coming? 190 00:08:54,995 --> 00:08:56,467 - Oh, my God! - How much was this rug? 191 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:58,095 - You are so predictable. - I'm predictable? 192 00:08:58,198 --> 00:09:00,405 You bought a whole rug to impress strangers. 193 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:02,033 Isn't that a little bit more predictable? 194 00:09:02,135 --> 00:09:04,405 I could've seen that coming a mile away. 195 00:09:04,507 --> 00:09:07,108 Can we please do a reset? 196 00:09:07,210 --> 00:09:08,643 A what? 197 00:09:08,745 --> 00:09:10,142 Can you leave and come back in again? 198 00:09:10,244 --> 00:09:12,047 - Is this from a podcast? - Yes, it is. Does it matter? 199 00:09:12,149 --> 00:09:13,981 You physically want me to leave the apartment and come back in? 200 00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:16,553 - Yes. Please do that for me. - No, it's fucking silly. 201 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:18,255 Joe, I'm asking you to just do that for me. 202 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:19,522 - Would that be OK? - Fine. 203 00:09:19,624 --> 00:09:21,522 - I will do that for you, OK? - Great. 204 00:09:21,624 --> 00:09:22,756 - Here we go. - Thank you. 205 00:09:22,858 --> 00:09:24,860 Yeah. Thank you. This will fix everything. 206 00:09:30,565 --> 00:09:31,933 (Exhales sharply) 207 00:09:34,636 --> 00:09:36,872 - Hi, I'm home. - Hi. 208 00:09:37,572 --> 00:09:40,011 Oh, how's it going? 209 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,478 - Great. - Cool. 210 00:09:42,580 --> 00:09:45,812 Any, uh... Any plans for tonight? 211 00:09:45,914 --> 00:09:48,418 Yeah. Uh, our neighbors are coming over. 212 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,082 Neighbors? Oh, man. I love them. 213 00:09:50,184 --> 00:09:52,049 Especially how chatty and inquisitive they are. 214 00:09:52,151 --> 00:09:54,325 It's so cool. They're super cool. 215 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:58,191 But maybe you could call 'em and ask them to come another night, 216 00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:01,666 'cause I'm just not feeling up for it tonight, you know? 217 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,531 - No! - "No"? 218 00:10:04,633 --> 00:10:06,033 - No! - What the fuck? 219 00:10:06,135 --> 00:10:08,000 No. It would be rude. They're literally on their way. 220 00:10:08,103 --> 00:10:09,804 - What do you mean, "rude"? - That's crazy. 221 00:10:09,906 --> 00:10:11,805 - I thought we were gonna reset. - So did I. 222 00:10:11,907 --> 00:10:13,576 - You said the same shit. - So did you. 223 00:10:13,678 --> 00:10:14,976 Can we put curtains on this window? 224 00:10:15,078 --> 00:10:17,082 I don't like how they can see right into our apartment. 225 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,782 No, I like the light. 226 00:10:20,047 --> 00:10:22,518 (She continues talking indistinctly) 227 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,455 I got this special ham, you know, 228 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,688 'cause she's from Spain, so, it's... 229 00:10:26,790 --> 00:10:28,259 It's not actually ham, it's jamón. 230 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,386 I can't have any of this cheese? 231 00:10:29,488 --> 00:10:31,859 Please don't eat the cheese. I worked so hard on that. 232 00:10:31,961 --> 00:10:33,362 Can you just wait, and then they'll come, 233 00:10:33,464 --> 00:10:34,631 and you'll eat cheese, 234 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:35,961 and then you can go upstairs and smoke weed. 235 00:10:36,063 --> 00:10:37,767 I'd smoke weed in here if you let me. 236 00:10:37,869 --> 00:10:40,870 No, I won't, because it gets stuck in the walls. 237 00:10:42,504 --> 00:10:43,873 You know what? 238 00:10:44,939 --> 00:10:46,409 I actually think it's really cool 239 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:47,976 that they're coming over tonight. 240 00:10:48,611 --> 00:10:50,880 - Why? - Because... 241 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:54,045 ...I can finally talk to 'em about the noise. 242 00:10:54,147 --> 00:10:57,014 - No, Joe, we made a deal. - What deal? 243 00:10:57,116 --> 00:10:58,820 That we weren't gonna say anything. 244 00:10:58,923 --> 00:11:01,622 Yeah. Well, you know what? I changed my mind. 245 00:11:01,725 --> 00:11:04,024 God! It's none of our business 246 00:11:04,126 --> 00:11:06,357 what they do in the privacy of their own home. 247 00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:09,025 None of our business that every night we get waken up 248 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,832 by floor-shaking animal fucking? 249 00:11:11,934 --> 00:11:13,263 How is that none of our business? 250 00:11:13,365 --> 00:11:15,035 How is that none of our fucking business? 251 00:11:15,137 --> 00:11:18,039 She is having just spectacular orgasms up there. 252 00:11:18,141 --> 00:11:19,772 Are you aware of how difficult that is for a woman? 253 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,446 Doesn't seem that hard for her! 254 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:22,876 What, is she your role model now? 255 00:11:22,978 --> 00:11:24,414 Yeah, she's definitely my role model. 256 00:11:24,516 --> 00:11:25,811 She's your come role model? 257 00:11:25,913 --> 00:11:27,112 - That's great. - Yeah. 258 00:11:27,215 --> 00:11:29,719 Can we please just paint this room already? 259 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,622 Well, we haven't picked a color, Joe, so no. 260 00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,818 It's the same color. Pick a color. Who cares? 261 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,354 It's not the same color. 262 00:11:35,456 --> 00:11:37,154 Remember I almost said something to 'em in the elevator that day? 263 00:11:37,256 --> 00:11:38,793 I was so close to saying something. 264 00:11:38,895 --> 00:11:40,657 Oh, I wish I'd said something that day. 265 00:11:40,759 --> 00:11:43,527 I do. I remember that we decided we were not gonna say anything. 266 00:11:43,629 --> 00:11:45,801 Yeah, that's because I thought it couldn't get any worse. 267 00:11:45,903 --> 00:11:47,197 And you know what happened right after that 268 00:11:47,299 --> 00:11:48,972 is it got much, much, much, much worse. 269 00:11:49,074 --> 00:11:51,342 They were gonna crash through the ceiling the other day! 270 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,740 Joe! We are not saying anything. 271 00:11:53,842 --> 00:11:55,711 Why not? They're cool, right? 272 00:11:55,813 --> 00:11:57,040 You keep saying how cool they are. 273 00:11:57,142 --> 00:11:58,849 So, maybe if I bring it up, 274 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:01,652 we can finally get to the bottom of whose orgasm is whose. 275 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:03,380 Is he the whimperer and she's the growler, 276 00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:05,185 or is she the whimperer and he's the growler? 277 00:12:05,287 --> 00:12:07,823 Either way, I'll bring it up, we'll laugh about it, 278 00:12:07,925 --> 00:12:09,761 and I'll tell them to knock it the fuck off. 279 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,022 It's like you want everyone to feel uncomfortable. 280 00:12:12,124 --> 00:12:13,926 I'm the one who's uncomfortable. 281 00:12:14,028 --> 00:12:15,866 If our neighbors were waking us up 282 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,733 every night at four in the morning by blasting music 283 00:12:17,835 --> 00:12:19,097 and I said something about it to them, 284 00:12:19,199 --> 00:12:20,766 wouldn't that be completely reasonable? 285 00:12:20,868 --> 00:12:22,267 It's the exact same thing, 286 00:12:22,369 --> 00:12:24,005 but it's even more justified 'cause it's fucking! 287 00:12:24,107 --> 00:12:27,911 Just don't say anything. Just not tonight. Please! 288 00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:35,215 This shirt, is this also new? 289 00:12:35,648 --> 00:12:37,217 Yes. 290 00:12:37,319 --> 00:12:39,789 Well, it's nice. It looks... looks really good on you. 291 00:12:39,891 --> 00:12:42,392 Well, you could tell me that once in a while. 292 00:12:42,494 --> 00:12:44,860 I just did tell you that. 293 00:12:44,962 --> 00:12:47,023 God, I can't believe you forgot the wine. 294 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:48,459 I didn't forget the wine. 295 00:12:48,561 --> 00:12:51,097 I'm on this collapsible bike like a fucking schmuck, 296 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,164 and I can't answer text messages while I'm on it. 297 00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:54,966 Oh! Do we have anything nice to drink? 298 00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:56,236 No, there's nothing to drink. 299 00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,006 We should probably call them and tell them not to come over. 300 00:12:58,108 --> 00:12:59,610 Look, we have this, this thing. Is this weird? 301 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,041 Yes, it's weird. What is this? New Year's? 302 00:13:01,143 --> 00:13:02,744 We're popping champagne with these people? 303 00:13:02,846 --> 00:13:04,411 It's fine, look. We'll pre-pop it, 304 00:13:04,513 --> 00:13:06,782 so by the time they get here, it'll be, you know, fizzed out, 305 00:13:06,884 --> 00:13:08,151 and it'll just be like a sparkling wine. 306 00:13:08,253 --> 00:13:11,186 Can't you see this is obviously not a good time to have company? 307 00:13:11,288 --> 00:13:13,755 What the fuck do you mean? I just made this whole soufflé. 308 00:13:13,857 --> 00:13:15,191 - Did you see this thing? - Yes. 309 00:13:15,293 --> 00:13:17,127 Do you have any idea how hard I worked on this fucking thing? 310 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:19,430 It's gonna be fucking beautiful if you'd just shut the fuck up! 311 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,096 I'm gonna make this very simple. 312 00:13:21,198 --> 00:13:22,732 Either you tell 'em not to come, or I'm gonna bring up 313 00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:24,695 the screaming, groaning fucking noises. 314 00:13:24,797 --> 00:13:26,233 What? 315 00:13:26,335 --> 00:13:28,534 - Was that an ultimatum? - Yeah. The choice is yours. 316 00:13:28,637 --> 00:13:30,306 I'm sorry. 317 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,343 You're gonna bring up the fucking? 318 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:35,008 - Yeah. - Mm. Mm-hmm. 319 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:38,078 Do you even understand how hard it is 320 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:40,083 - for a woman to come that hard? - Yes, I do, 321 00:13:40,185 --> 00:13:42,453 'cause you've mentioned it 100 times in the last 3 minutes. 322 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,954 'Cause I don't think you get it. 323 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:47,122 I don't think you really understand how difficult it is. 324 00:13:47,224 --> 00:13:49,187 And if we say something, do you know what's gonna happen? 325 00:13:49,289 --> 00:13:51,224 Every time they fuck and she comes, 326 00:13:51,326 --> 00:13:53,524 they're gonna see our dumb faces. That's not fair. 327 00:13:53,626 --> 00:13:58,228 I could not care less about anything in the world 328 00:13:58,330 --> 00:14:00,198 than this woman's fucking orgasm. 329 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,532 I just wanted to have a nice night. 330 00:14:01,634 --> 00:14:03,605 I just wanted to have a nice, normal fucking night, 331 00:14:03,707 --> 00:14:04,840 and you won't let me. 332 00:14:04,942 --> 00:14:06,878 These people are disrespecting us. 333 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,145 They know we can hear them, can you not see that? 334 00:14:09,247 --> 00:14:11,079 What are you talking about? You sound like your father. 335 00:14:11,181 --> 00:14:12,648 - No. That is not what this is. - Yes, it is. 336 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,012 They know we can hear them. 337 00:14:14,115 --> 00:14:15,246 - They get off on it. - No! 338 00:14:15,348 --> 00:14:17,015 They're fucking with us. They're perverts. 339 00:14:17,118 --> 00:14:18,549 They're not thinking about us! 340 00:14:18,651 --> 00:14:21,057 Well, maybe that's the problem. Maybe they should be! 341 00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:23,188 Why? Oh... You know what? We're not fucking canceling. 342 00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:25,321 Do you know why? We don't have friends! 343 00:14:25,423 --> 00:14:26,862 You mean I'll be friends with them? 344 00:14:26,964 --> 00:14:28,358 - Are you kidding me? - Why not? Maybe. 345 00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:29,497 It's not my fault we don't have friends. 346 00:14:29,599 --> 00:14:30,527 Oh, it's not? 347 00:14:30,629 --> 00:14:31,903 -I would love to have friends. -You would love... 348 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,438 People like me. Why do you think we don't have friends? 349 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,364 What, people don't like me? 350 00:14:34,466 --> 00:14:35,572 I'll tell you why we don't have friends. 351 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:36,636 'Cause we're fucking miserab... 352 00:14:36,738 --> 00:14:38,569 (Door buzzer) 353 00:14:40,443 --> 00:14:41,946 Hi. 354 00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:44,415 Hi. Come in. 355 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,816 Nice to see you, Angela. 356 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:49,019 Yes, I'm... We are so happy you're here. 357 00:14:49,883 --> 00:14:51,154 (Chuckling) 358 00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:52,286 Hi. 359 00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:53,955 Ah, two. 360 00:14:54,057 --> 00:14:55,894 - Nice to meet you. - Angela. Me too. 361 00:14:56,494 --> 00:14:58,859 Yes. Joe, you... 362 00:14:58,961 --> 00:15:01,064 You remember Piña and Hawk? 363 00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:07,204 This... It's still a good time? 364 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,234 Yes. Yeah. 365 00:15:09,336 --> 00:15:10,837 Are you sure we're not interrupting? 366 00:15:10,939 --> 00:15:12,038 (Angela) No, it's great. 367 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:13,305 - If it's good for you... - Yeah. 368 00:15:13,408 --> 00:15:15,276 ...it's great for us. Yeah, we love... Yeah. 369 00:15:15,378 --> 00:15:19,376 It just... It took you a while to come to the door, 370 00:15:19,478 --> 00:15:22,283 and it sounded like you were arguing. 371 00:15:22,385 --> 00:15:24,086 - (Piña) No filter. - No, I just wanna be honest. 372 00:15:24,188 --> 00:15:26,757 We were... We were at the door before we rang, 373 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,825 and we could hear you were fighting. 374 00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:31,422 Oh, we were talk... We were, um... 375 00:15:31,525 --> 00:15:33,259 - We were fighting. - We were fighting, yeah. 376 00:15:33,361 --> 00:15:35,096 Bit of a contentious environment in here, 377 00:15:35,199 --> 00:15:37,163 so I understand if that's repellent to you. 378 00:15:37,265 --> 00:15:38,768 No hard feelings, you know what I mean? 379 00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:40,771 Completely understand. You know? 380 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,238 We love a contentious environment. 381 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,875 - We love it. - (Chuckles) OK. 382 00:15:47,977 --> 00:15:50,011 Well, really, really, it's fine. 383 00:15:50,113 --> 00:15:52,412 You hit the jackpot, then, my friend. 384 00:15:53,212 --> 00:15:54,950 You're in for a treat. 385 00:15:55,052 --> 00:15:56,182 - (Hawk) OK? - (Angela) Yeah, great. 386 00:15:56,284 --> 00:15:57,852 (Piña) Do we have to take our shoes off? 387 00:15:57,955 --> 00:16:00,021 Oh God, no. No, no! No! No! 388 00:16:00,123 --> 00:16:01,992 - Yeah. OK. Great. - Hey... Hey, Joe. 389 00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:03,587 - May I look at this place? - Yeah, thank you. 390 00:16:03,689 --> 00:16:06,129 Joe! Be honest, do you want us to take 'em off? 391 00:16:07,761 --> 00:16:10,566 I don't give a fuck if you take your shoes off, personally. 392 00:16:10,668 --> 00:16:12,432 (Laughs) God... 393 00:16:17,536 --> 00:16:19,810 - Hawk, is it? - Hawk, yeah. Yeah. 394 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,705 - Like the bird? - Yep, like the bird. 395 00:16:22,579 --> 00:16:23,975 Cool. 396 00:16:24,077 --> 00:16:26,050 (Chuckles) This guy. 397 00:16:27,216 --> 00:16:29,250 We've been dying to see your apartment. 398 00:16:29,352 --> 00:16:32,755 Oh! Oh, God. I'm so sorry. We wanted to invite you. 399 00:16:32,857 --> 00:16:34,221 It wasn't quite ready before. 400 00:16:34,324 --> 00:16:36,025 (Joe) Still isn't quite ready if you ask me. 401 00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:37,858 Yeah, 'cause you mentioned it in the elevator, 402 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,289 but then you never called. 403 00:16:39,392 --> 00:16:40,791 - (Angela) Yes. - We, uh... 404 00:16:40,893 --> 00:16:43,129 What? No... I mean, we wondered if we did something wrong. 405 00:16:43,231 --> 00:16:44,229 - (Angela) No, God, no. - Well... 406 00:16:44,331 --> 00:16:46,362 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. 407 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,068 No, I'm sorry about that. No. 408 00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:50,401 What do you... What do you think? 409 00:16:50,503 --> 00:16:52,273 - It's huge. - So much bigger now. 410 00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:55,079 - It has such a nice flow. - You guys have money? 411 00:16:56,614 --> 00:16:57,779 (Speaks Spanish) 412 00:16:57,881 --> 00:17:00,084 (Responds in Spanish) 413 00:17:04,952 --> 00:17:06,453 Just saying... 414 00:17:06,555 --> 00:17:09,455 You really... You really got some beautiful pieces. 415 00:17:09,557 --> 00:17:11,328 - It's all Angela. - Well, I know what I like, 416 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,394 - but it's not all expensive. - Some of it is very expensive. 417 00:17:13,496 --> 00:17:15,832 - Some of it. Most of it's not. - Some of it is, though. 418 00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:17,327 - Not everything. - But some of it. 419 00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:18,795 I guess what I meant to say is, 420 00:17:18,897 --> 00:17:21,232 you can tell that it's been done with a lot of care, 421 00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:23,272 and you have a really great eye. 422 00:17:24,437 --> 00:17:26,842 That's true. I... I can feel it. 423 00:17:26,944 --> 00:17:29,113 I feel you put so much love. 424 00:17:30,113 --> 00:17:32,513 I... I did that. Thank you, yeah. 425 00:17:32,615 --> 00:17:34,380 I... 426 00:17:34,482 --> 00:17:37,218 I love it. I do love it. I really care. I do. 427 00:17:37,321 --> 00:17:39,889 - Thank you for saying that. - I can see it. 428 00:17:39,991 --> 00:17:41,558 I care. I do care a lot. I... 429 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,421 (Laughs, mumbles) 430 00:17:43,523 --> 00:17:46,291 I'm so sorry. I'm getting emotional. 431 00:17:46,393 --> 00:17:49,259 I don't know why, but I thank you. 432 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:51,001 Thank you for saying that. 433 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,801 - Yeah, it has... - (Both) ...great energy. 434 00:17:52,903 --> 00:17:54,465 (Both speaking Spanish) 435 00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:57,270 - Oh! I... - (Joe) Wow! Look at that! 436 00:17:57,705 --> 00:17:59,804 Energy is what I was going for. That's what I wanted. 437 00:17:59,906 --> 00:18:02,342 Energy's great. We talked a lot about how to capture energy, 438 00:18:02,445 --> 00:18:04,246 as though that was a real thing we could do. 439 00:18:04,348 --> 00:18:07,083 - Well, energy is everything. - (Joe) Really? 440 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:11,021 Kinetic, chemical, potential, nuclear, sexual. 441 00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,990 You cannot really create it or destroy it, 442 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:16,591 but you can find ways to shape it. 443 00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:19,122 - Mm. - (Joe) Beautiful. 444 00:18:19,658 --> 00:18:21,260 You shaped it really beautifully here. 445 00:18:21,362 --> 00:18:23,332 - I love the shape. - Thank you. 446 00:18:24,397 --> 00:18:26,102 Too existential for you, Joe? 447 00:18:26,204 --> 00:18:28,235 No. Hey... Not existential enough for me. 448 00:18:28,337 --> 00:18:30,969 Let's get deep. What is life? (Chuckles) 449 00:18:31,071 --> 00:18:32,671 (Chuckling) 450 00:18:34,979 --> 00:18:37,115 Oh, that is my Spanish flan. 451 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:41,210 No! Oh, my God! Flan. Oh, how elegant. 452 00:18:41,312 --> 00:18:42,482 Fair warning. 453 00:18:42,584 --> 00:18:45,051 Once you try Piña's flan, there's no going back. 454 00:18:45,453 --> 00:18:47,186 You'll be at our door late at night, 455 00:18:47,289 --> 00:18:48,752 like a junkie under the bridge, 456 00:18:48,854 --> 00:18:52,460 saying, "We need a score", like, uh... heroin. 457 00:18:54,127 --> 00:18:56,300 (Exhales) Wow! 458 00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:57,597 Hmm. 459 00:18:59,170 --> 00:19:00,166 You might wanna put it in the fridge. 460 00:19:00,268 --> 00:19:01,937 -Yes. Yeah. Come... -Yes. 461 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,138 Yeah, you want it refrigerated. 462 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,940 - Is it "flawn" or "flan"? - Flan. 463 00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,108 - (Joe) Flan? - (Piña) Flan. 464 00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:08,146 - (Joe) Thought it was "flawn". - Yes. 465 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,046 Oh! 466 00:19:16,149 --> 00:19:17,885 (Sniffing) 467 00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:20,755 - (Piña) Remember to... - (Angela) Yes! Right! 468 00:19:20,857 --> 00:19:23,194 (Clattering) 469 00:19:24,390 --> 00:19:26,429 I'm so sorry. I haven't... 470 00:19:26,531 --> 00:19:29,494 I literally haven't offered you anything to drink. I'm so... 471 00:19:29,596 --> 00:19:34,733 We have some beautiful sparkling... 472 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:37,642 - Hmm! - ...um, that... 473 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,907 Or maybe you'd prefer... 474 00:19:39,009 --> 00:19:40,404 - Wine. - Wine's better. 475 00:19:40,507 --> 00:19:42,845 - Wine. Wine. - (Hawk) Yeah. 476 00:19:42,947 --> 00:19:44,446 Wine. Do we have wine? 477 00:19:45,381 --> 00:19:47,182 - We do have wine. - We do have wine? 478 00:19:47,284 --> 00:19:48,813 - Oh, we do. We have wine. - Oh, wine. 479 00:19:48,915 --> 00:19:51,284 (Mumbles) We have... We have the anniversary wine. 480 00:19:51,386 --> 00:19:52,790 - Our anniversary wine? - Yes. 481 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,818 The wine my uncle gave us for our anniversary 482 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,860 that we've been saving for a special occasion? 483 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,057 - Château Haut-Brion? - Yes. 484 00:19:58,159 --> 00:19:59,662 - 1980? - Yes. 485 00:19:59,764 --> 00:20:01,359 Get the wine! 486 00:20:01,462 --> 00:20:02,627 - We have. - We do have wine. 487 00:20:02,729 --> 00:20:04,665 We've been waiting for the perfect moment. 488 00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:07,101 - Are you sure this is it? - Yes! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yep. 489 00:20:07,203 --> 00:20:09,869 - Yeah. Totally. - (Mumbling) 490 00:20:10,238 --> 00:20:12,603 That's great. Finally! 491 00:20:12,705 --> 00:20:14,571 - Yep. Mm-hmm. - There it is. 1982. 492 00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:16,141 - Yeah. - Château Haut-Brion. 493 00:20:16,243 --> 00:20:17,477 Perfect. Great. 494 00:20:17,579 --> 00:20:18,947 (Hawk) You wanna save that for another time? 495 00:20:19,049 --> 00:20:20,580 Oh my God, no! What time? 496 00:20:20,682 --> 00:20:22,380 - This is it! - No. Are you kidding me? Yeah. 497 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,717 No time like the present, huh? 498 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,687 Do you wanna open it? 499 00:20:27,789 --> 00:20:31,821 - Of course. Yeah. Um... yep. - That's not where it is. 500 00:20:31,924 --> 00:20:33,528 It's usually in there. It should be in there. 501 00:20:33,630 --> 00:20:35,762 - No, it's never been in there. - Definitely, I... 502 00:20:35,864 --> 00:20:37,796 - It should be in here. - No, it's never been in there. 503 00:20:37,898 --> 00:20:40,635 - Literally never been in there! - Never been in there? 504 00:20:40,737 --> 00:20:42,537 It's not there. No, 'cause I never would've put it in there. 505 00:20:42,639 --> 00:20:44,438 - That's not where it goes. - (Joe) Often is in there. 506 00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:46,341 (Angela) It's literally never been there. 507 00:20:46,443 --> 00:20:48,477 - Do you want me to do it? - (Joe) Got it! 508 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,711 Sorry. We don't, um... 509 00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:55,250 ...have people over very often. 510 00:20:55,352 --> 00:20:56,849 - Do you need me to do it? - I got it. 511 00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:57,915 OK. 512 00:21:04,193 --> 00:21:06,056 - Boom! My God... - Bravo! 513 00:21:06,158 --> 00:21:07,526 Wow! 514 00:21:07,628 --> 00:21:09,030 - Little bit of cork in there. - Yeah... 515 00:21:09,132 --> 00:21:10,463 I had confidence, Joe. 516 00:21:10,565 --> 00:21:12,031 (Joe) Thank you. I knew I'd get there. 517 00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:13,296 (Angela) Ah... 518 00:21:13,832 --> 00:21:17,370 - Mm... Yeah. - Thank you so much. 519 00:21:17,472 --> 00:21:18,968 - Yes. Great. - (Hawk) Sláinte. 520 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,406 - (Piña) ¡Salud! - (Hawk) Joe, thank your uncle. 521 00:21:21,508 --> 00:21:23,714 He's, uh... He's dead, so... 522 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,550 Maybe next time. Pretty weird guy. 523 00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:29,114 - Oh, how is your daughter? - (Angela) Maggie? 524 00:21:29,216 --> 00:21:30,251 She's so cool. 525 00:21:30,353 --> 00:21:32,156 She is cool. Yeah. She's great. 526 00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,957 - (Piña) I love her style. - I know, right? 527 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,555 - She's awesome. - Yeah, she's... 528 00:21:35,657 --> 00:21:37,757 She's amazing. I'm really gonna miss her. 529 00:21:38,391 --> 00:21:39,726 Where's she going? 530 00:21:41,294 --> 00:21:42,826 To college. 531 00:21:42,929 --> 00:21:45,996 In six years? She's... She's twelve years old! 532 00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:49,104 Yeah, I know. But it's just... I'm gonna miss her, 533 00:21:49,206 --> 00:21:51,767 and I'm just gonna be alone. 534 00:21:51,869 --> 00:21:53,944 What about me? Where have I gone? 535 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,578 I'm just saying it's gonna be... 536 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,777 - It's gonna be different. - Do you know something I don't? 537 00:21:57,879 --> 00:22:00,580 No, I do not. I'm just saying, it... won't be the same. 538 00:22:00,682 --> 00:22:02,947 It's not gonna be the same. So... I'm sorry. 539 00:22:03,049 --> 00:22:05,449 I'm just, I feel like I'm becoming emotional again. 540 00:22:05,551 --> 00:22:07,521 (Piña) Sorry for what? 541 00:22:07,623 --> 00:22:09,754 I mean, we would be crazy if we didn't cry. 542 00:22:09,857 --> 00:22:11,425 - (Angela) Yeah. - You know, it's the best way 543 00:22:11,527 --> 00:22:14,331 to release stress hormones, cortisol. 544 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:16,331 Oh, I have a lot of that, then. That's what I do. 545 00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:17,764 - She does. - (Angela) It's just... 546 00:22:17,866 --> 00:22:19,900 There's nothing in the world better than being a mom, 547 00:22:20,002 --> 00:22:21,364 you know? 548 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,299 For... For some. 549 00:22:24,235 --> 00:22:29,479 But not everyone, because that... that isn't your path. 550 00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:32,147 - You... You don't... - I mean, we talk about it. 551 00:22:32,249 --> 00:22:33,744 - We think about it. - Right. 552 00:22:33,846 --> 00:22:36,053 - (Hawk) Hasn't been a priority. - Yeah. 553 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:37,613 - No, no. Yeah, maybe. - Yeah. 554 00:22:37,715 --> 00:22:39,388 - Maybe. - That's great. 555 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:41,018 You should probably decide sooner than later. 556 00:22:42,288 --> 00:22:43,526 What? 557 00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:47,926 Whether or not you're gonna have children. 558 00:22:49,294 --> 00:22:50,533 Why? 559 00:22:52,136 --> 00:22:55,703 You know, just due to age. 560 00:22:58,206 --> 00:22:59,576 Whose age? 561 00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:01,344 You know? I mean... 562 00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:03,546 Picasso had a baby when he was ninety, so... 563 00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:07,080 It's more... It's probably more the science stuff. 564 00:23:07,182 --> 00:23:08,751 Mm... Science. 565 00:23:08,853 --> 00:23:12,620 Traditionally, the woman is... I didn't want to talk about it. 566 00:23:12,722 --> 00:23:14,453 (Clears throat) Actually, I have something... 567 00:23:14,555 --> 00:23:15,856 You know, time, she marches. 568 00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:18,457 Don't know if you saw it before, but this is just something, 569 00:23:18,559 --> 00:23:21,965 a gesture to remind you of home. 570 00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,797 Uh, it's just a little, um... jamón. 571 00:23:24,899 --> 00:23:26,763 Oh, that is so sweet, and I love how you say it. 572 00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:28,536 - Can you say it again? - Jamón. 573 00:23:28,638 --> 00:23:30,934 Oh, my God. It's so sweet, I will eat you! 574 00:23:31,037 --> 00:23:33,576 - I cannot... I don't eat meat. - (Joe) Hmm? 575 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,079 - No? - He does. 576 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:37,877 I do. Yeah. Full carnivore. 577 00:23:39,517 --> 00:23:41,680 Cheese? Do you... We have so much cheese! 578 00:23:41,782 --> 00:23:44,453 No. I mean... no. For me, no cheese. 579 00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:46,585 - You don't eat cheese? No... - She's a vegan. 580 00:23:46,687 --> 00:23:48,522 - Inflammation. - Right, yeah. 581 00:23:48,624 --> 00:23:50,926 - Oh, the crackers. - I don't. Mm-mm. 582 00:23:51,028 --> 00:23:52,394 For me, also no. 583 00:23:52,496 --> 00:23:55,297 No gluten, no dairy, no meat, no sugar. 584 00:23:55,399 --> 00:23:56,931 We got almonds. You want almonds? 585 00:23:57,033 --> 00:23:58,235 Ah... 586 00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:00,937 - You love almonds. - I love almonds. 587 00:24:01,406 --> 00:24:03,801 Really failed on the meat, then, huh? 588 00:24:03,903 --> 00:24:06,441 Meat fail. Failed on the meat. It's OK. 589 00:24:06,543 --> 00:24:08,237 (Hawk) No. I will eat Piña's meat. 590 00:24:08,339 --> 00:24:11,079 All your beautiful meat will get eaten. I'm starving. 591 00:24:11,181 --> 00:24:12,610 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 592 00:24:12,712 --> 00:24:14,248 It's totally... Hey, it's great. 593 00:24:14,350 --> 00:24:15,649 - Thank you. - Yeah. 594 00:24:15,751 --> 00:24:17,250 Is there a bathroom I can use before I...? 595 00:24:17,352 --> 00:24:18,852 It's this... that. 596 00:24:18,954 --> 00:24:21,520 - Yeah. Thank you. It's lovely. - Great. I just... 597 00:24:21,622 --> 00:24:23,724 Piña, what do you want to eat? 598 00:24:23,826 --> 00:24:25,655 Whatever you want, I can get it. I can order it. 599 00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:26,956 I can get it here so fast. 600 00:24:27,058 --> 00:24:28,659 Five minutes. They come on a bike. 601 00:24:28,762 --> 00:24:30,465 Anything, any cuisine you like. 602 00:24:30,567 --> 00:24:31,962 - What do you like? - She's fine. 603 00:24:32,064 --> 00:24:33,971 - I don't want anything. - Yeah, she's good. 604 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,064 But I don't understand 605 00:24:35,166 --> 00:24:38,572 how you put all of this together so quickly. 606 00:24:38,674 --> 00:24:40,510 I mean, we only planned this morning. 607 00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:43,513 - This is like magic. - This morning? Really? 608 00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:46,811 Was it? Or... I think yes... yesterday morning. 609 00:24:46,913 --> 00:24:48,012 - Just this morning? - This morning. 610 00:24:48,114 --> 00:24:49,945 - (Joe) Not yesterday. - Last... Last morning. 611 00:24:50,047 --> 00:24:51,755 - This morning? - Last morning. 612 00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:54,657 (Joe) That's not an expression. This morning. Happened today. 613 00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:56,787 Just because the days, they... You know how they... 614 00:24:56,889 --> 00:24:58,327 (Joe) They kind of blur into one. 615 00:24:58,429 --> 00:24:59,989 - This morning. - (Angela) Yes. 616 00:25:00,091 --> 00:25:02,026 - (Shivering) - (Joe) Are you cold? 617 00:25:02,128 --> 00:25:04,502 What are you doing? What's happening right now? 618 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:06,829 - What you doing right now? - (Shivering) Am I OK? 619 00:25:06,932 --> 00:25:08,602 I don't know. Are you choking? 620 00:25:08,704 --> 00:25:11,670 (Angela) I just feel a little... Am I OK? 621 00:25:11,772 --> 00:25:13,108 (Joe) Are you choking right now? 622 00:25:13,210 --> 00:25:14,639 (Angela) No, I... 623 00:25:15,175 --> 00:25:18,212 - (Mumbling) I get a little... - This happens a lot? 624 00:25:18,314 --> 00:25:20,749 (Toilet flushing) 625 00:25:23,515 --> 00:25:25,182 (Exhales) 626 00:25:29,122 --> 00:25:31,424 (Piña) It could be the beginning of perimenopause. 627 00:25:31,526 --> 00:25:32,959 - What? - Perimenopause? 628 00:25:33,061 --> 00:25:35,294 And it can be such a challenging, horrible time... 629 00:25:35,396 --> 00:25:36,464 (Joe) Holy shit. 630 00:25:36,566 --> 00:25:37,929 ...and last more than ten years. 631 00:25:38,031 --> 00:25:40,003 - (Angela) Oh, God. - Oh, my God. Great! 632 00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:41,501 Makes me so angry, 633 00:25:41,603 --> 00:25:43,902 how so many people still today 634 00:25:44,004 --> 00:25:46,541 talk about hot flashes as the only problem. 635 00:25:46,643 --> 00:25:48,711 - I know. - (Piña) This is a serious, 636 00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:52,647 huge neuroendocrine change that affects everything - 637 00:25:52,749 --> 00:25:56,420 memory, cardiovascular health, metabolism - 638 00:25:56,522 --> 00:25:58,821 and we are expected just to deal with it. 639 00:25:58,923 --> 00:26:02,886 Just deal with depression, anxiety, brain fog, insomnia. 640 00:26:02,988 --> 00:26:04,862 Mood swings. Is that one of 'em? 641 00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,056 Yeah. Yeah. Resentment towards your spouse. 642 00:26:07,158 --> 00:26:10,232 Overspending on home goods and cheeses. 643 00:26:10,334 --> 00:26:12,295 Abundance of charcuterie. 644 00:26:13,935 --> 00:26:15,834 I knew you were gonna make a joke about it. 645 00:26:15,936 --> 00:26:17,705 I am. I'm making a joke. I thought... 646 00:26:17,807 --> 00:26:20,404 Let me explain it to you in a different way. 647 00:26:20,506 --> 00:26:22,206 (Joe) OK. 648 00:26:23,781 --> 00:26:29,752 What if your testicles shriveled up and died, 649 00:26:29,854 --> 00:26:33,883 and your empty ball sack flopped around in the breeze 650 00:26:33,985 --> 00:26:38,326 for the next thirty years or so? 651 00:26:38,428 --> 00:26:40,323 How would you like that? 652 00:26:41,728 --> 00:26:43,098 I wouldn't like that. 653 00:26:43,567 --> 00:26:45,934 - No. You wouldn't. - (Joe) No. 654 00:26:46,036 --> 00:26:49,138 - So, don't joke about it. - (Joe) OK. Copy that. I won't. 655 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,500 I get it. I'm sorry. 656 00:26:51,202 --> 00:26:53,443 Are you a doctor or something like that? 657 00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:56,072 - I'm a psychotherapist. - (Joe) Ah. 658 00:26:56,174 --> 00:26:58,043 - And a sexologist. - (Angela) Oh. 659 00:26:58,145 --> 00:27:00,883 - "Sexologist"? - And I also care about women. 660 00:27:00,985 --> 00:27:02,786 - I, uh... care about women. - (♪ "Flea Waltz" on piano) 661 00:27:02,888 --> 00:27:06,684 (Hawk) Hey, they got, uh... like, a whole music studio here. 662 00:27:07,053 --> 00:27:09,557 That's gonna... That's gonna be bad. 663 00:27:09,659 --> 00:27:11,090 You the... You the piano player? 664 00:27:11,192 --> 00:27:14,665 - No one plays that anymore. - Really? It's so nice. 665 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,360 No? 666 00:27:18,269 --> 00:27:19,801 Joe was in a band. 667 00:27:20,136 --> 00:27:22,131 - (Piña) Oh, really? In a band? - (Angela) Yeah, in a band. 668 00:27:22,233 --> 00:27:23,333 - (Piña) In a band? - (Angela) Mm-hmm. 669 00:27:23,435 --> 00:27:25,639 Do we know you, and we just don't know we know you? 670 00:27:25,741 --> 00:27:27,276 - No. No, definitely not. - Sure? 671 00:27:27,378 --> 00:27:29,244 Yes, I'm positive. Yeah. 672 00:27:29,346 --> 00:27:30,610 (Angela) They might. 673 00:27:30,713 --> 00:27:31,975 - Don't think so. - (Piña) No? 674 00:27:32,077 --> 00:27:33,781 (Angela) Remember The Onslaught? 675 00:27:33,884 --> 00:27:35,714 - Yeah, The Onslaught. - They had a song, uh... 676 00:27:35,816 --> 00:27:37,246 "One Girl". It was very big. 677 00:27:37,349 --> 00:27:39,386 - "One Girl", yeah. - It was really big in... 678 00:27:39,488 --> 00:27:41,017 Yeah, for one week. 679 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,592 - In two thousand and... - 2008. 680 00:27:43,694 --> 00:27:45,556 - Yeah. - (Piña) Were you the girl? 681 00:27:45,658 --> 00:27:47,060 I was, I was. 682 00:27:47,162 --> 00:27:49,463 - Still is. Technically. - (Angela) Technically, still. 683 00:27:49,565 --> 00:27:52,631 Yes. I was the girl. 684 00:27:52,733 --> 00:27:53,767 (Piña) What kind of music? 685 00:27:53,869 --> 00:27:56,840 Well, it's like pop, punk, indie... 686 00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:59,342 It's, like... It's not, uh... It's... It's a dead genre. 687 00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:01,404 - Can we listen to it? - No. 688 00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:04,281 But, I mean... You know, can we... 689 00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:06,814 - Can you find it on Spotify? - No. 690 00:28:06,917 --> 00:28:09,145 Do you ever play live? We could come see you. 691 00:28:09,247 --> 00:28:11,046 Yeah, you kind of missed that window 692 00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:13,482 by a few decades, unfortunately. 693 00:28:13,584 --> 00:28:15,919 (Angela) Joe plays... He actually teaches music now. 694 00:28:16,021 --> 00:28:17,657 - Yeah. - (Hawk) Where? 695 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,664 - East Bay. - Like, Berkeley? 696 00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:24,827 No. East Bay Music. It's a small conservatory. 697 00:28:25,563 --> 00:28:27,997 - It's an amazing school. - It's fine. It's a fine school. 698 00:28:28,099 --> 00:28:29,733 (Hawk) You're a music professor? 699 00:28:29,835 --> 00:28:31,408 (Both) Associate. 700 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:33,537 (Hawk) Wow. That's really cool. 701 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,174 It's fine. 702 00:28:36,243 --> 00:28:38,515 (Hawk) I'm sorry. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 703 00:28:38,617 --> 00:28:40,347 - (Piña speaking Spanish) - I'm sorry. 704 00:28:40,449 --> 00:28:41,880 What is the... 705 00:28:41,982 --> 00:28:45,052 - Oh, come on. - Ah, la alfombra. 706 00:28:46,952 --> 00:28:48,187 What is going on here? 707 00:28:48,989 --> 00:28:51,924 This rug. Where'd you get it? 708 00:28:52,026 --> 00:28:54,031 (Piña) He is obsessed with carpets. 709 00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:55,498 Oh! So am I. 710 00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:58,361 - I love rugs. Joe not so much. - Not so much. 711 00:28:58,463 --> 00:29:01,068 More into credenza, sconces, things like that. 712 00:29:03,938 --> 00:29:05,909 Holy shit, I think it's a Heriz. 713 00:29:06,011 --> 00:29:07,171 No! 714 00:29:07,274 --> 00:29:09,011 - And it's... - (Hawk) Where did you get this? 715 00:29:09,113 --> 00:29:11,713 - I got it at a flea market. - A flea market? No, you didn't. 716 00:29:11,815 --> 00:29:12,910 - (Angela) I did. - (Hawk) No, you didn't. 717 00:29:13,013 --> 00:29:14,147 (Angela) I just liked the colors. 718 00:29:14,249 --> 00:29:17,420 You did? Well, you found a Van Gogh in a garage sale. 719 00:29:17,522 --> 00:29:19,118 - I did? - Wow, look at that! 720 00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:21,821 - But it's a rug, so... - (Hawk) No, it's not. 721 00:29:21,923 --> 00:29:24,026 - It's a Heriz. - It's a Heriz. 722 00:29:24,128 --> 00:29:25,422 Rug. 723 00:29:26,196 --> 00:29:27,762 Hmm. 724 00:29:27,864 --> 00:29:30,198 But you didn't pay a fortune for this? 725 00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:31,126 I did not. 726 00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:32,561 - You swear? - It's a rug. 727 00:29:32,663 --> 00:29:36,901 Wow. You have a gift. I mean... And that's, like... wow! 728 00:29:37,404 --> 00:29:39,739 I wanna take off my clothes and just lie naked on it. 729 00:29:39,842 --> 00:29:41,070 - Do it. - (Hawk) Can you imagine 730 00:29:41,172 --> 00:29:43,174 the things this carpet has seen? 731 00:29:43,276 --> 00:29:45,874 - So many stories. - It's really, like... 732 00:29:45,976 --> 00:29:47,450 really cut it. 733 00:29:47,553 --> 00:29:49,749 An incredible, incredible vibe. 734 00:29:49,852 --> 00:29:52,587 - Good energy. - (Exhales) Wow! 735 00:29:52,689 --> 00:29:54,457 Really good energy. Yeah. 736 00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:56,759 He did our entire apartment. 737 00:29:56,861 --> 00:29:58,892 It's so beautiful. You have to come over. 738 00:29:58,994 --> 00:30:00,727 And we really mean it, unlike you, Joe. 739 00:30:00,830 --> 00:30:02,094 (Joe) Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. 740 00:30:02,196 --> 00:30:03,928 Are you an interior designer or something? 741 00:30:04,030 --> 00:30:05,730 What? Oh, thank you. No. 742 00:30:05,832 --> 00:30:07,196 No. He is a fireman. 743 00:30:07,298 --> 00:30:08,932 Firefighter, we say. Firefighter. 744 00:30:09,034 --> 00:30:10,674 You're a firefighter? 745 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:12,607 You're not a... You weren't a firefighter. 746 00:30:12,709 --> 00:30:14,238 Yeah, he was a fire captain. 747 00:30:14,340 --> 00:30:16,405 - You were a fire captain? - Captain Hawk? 748 00:30:16,508 --> 00:30:18,747 - Captain Hawk. No, you weren't. - Oh, my God. 749 00:30:18,849 --> 00:30:20,746 You're not Captain Hawk. That's bullshit. 750 00:30:20,848 --> 00:30:22,311 - Why? - (Joe) "Why"? 751 00:30:22,413 --> 00:30:24,083 You don't seem like a firefighter. 752 00:30:24,185 --> 00:30:25,819 (Hawk) What does a firefighter seem like? 753 00:30:25,921 --> 00:30:27,451 They're brawnier. They're brawnier. 754 00:30:27,553 --> 00:30:29,188 - They have moustaches. - (Angela) What do you mean? 755 00:30:29,290 --> 00:30:31,420 - They're brawnier - ¿Qué es eso de "brawny"? 756 00:30:31,523 --> 00:30:33,792 - Fuerte. Fuerte. - More fuerte. More fuerte. 757 00:30:33,894 --> 00:30:35,195 (Angela) He's very fuerte. 758 00:30:35,297 --> 00:30:37,700 He's pretty fuerte, although he could be more fuerte. 759 00:30:37,802 --> 00:30:39,228 I don't know if he's fireman fuerte. 760 00:30:39,330 --> 00:30:40,733 I was more fuerte in the beginning, 761 00:30:40,835 --> 00:30:42,972 but I was, you know... 762 00:30:43,074 --> 00:30:46,273 I got to my pension. I just decided I'd had enough 763 00:30:46,375 --> 00:30:50,909 and kind of gave up my hose for the command job, and then... 764 00:30:51,011 --> 00:30:52,749 - Thank God. - ...I retired 765 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:55,281 and just started pursuing my other interests 766 00:30:55,383 --> 00:30:58,218 - and new adventures. - Now he's studying roofing. 767 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,319 - Roofing. Beautiful. - The adventure of roofing. 768 00:31:00,421 --> 00:31:03,657 - No, sorry. Rolfing. Rolfing. - That's what I said. 769 00:31:03,759 --> 00:31:05,428 - Rolfing. - Rolfing. 770 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:06,829 - Say it again. - No. 771 00:31:06,931 --> 00:31:08,932 - Say it again. - (Both speaking Spanish) 772 00:31:11,902 --> 00:31:14,264 You're a masseuse now. That's cool. 773 00:31:14,366 --> 00:31:15,801 You gonna work in the Four Seasons? 774 00:31:15,903 --> 00:31:18,068 No, no. Rolfing's a... 775 00:31:18,170 --> 00:31:20,570 It's a much deeper modality. 776 00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:24,943 It... It... It's challenging for both parties, really. 777 00:31:25,046 --> 00:31:27,247 But, um... yeah, to be healing. 778 00:31:27,349 --> 00:31:30,248 I'm almost certified. You wanna jump on my table, Joe? 779 00:31:30,351 --> 00:31:32,923 - Never in a million years. - (Hawk laughing) 780 00:31:35,056 --> 00:31:37,455 Yeah... I really love you, Joe. 781 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:40,161 What do you love about me, Hawk? 782 00:31:42,133 --> 00:31:44,968 I like how honest you are about what you're feeling. 783 00:31:46,101 --> 00:31:48,768 Well, in the pursuit of honesty... 784 00:31:48,870 --> 00:31:50,336 Who wants a house tour? 785 00:31:50,438 --> 00:31:52,202 Would you like to see more? There's so much more. 786 00:31:52,304 --> 00:31:53,338 - (Hawk) I do. - (Angela) Great. 787 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,143 - (Hawk) Yeah. I definitely do. - (Joe) Yeah. 788 00:31:55,245 --> 00:31:57,877 I'm actually gonna smoke a joint. I've seen the place. 789 00:31:57,979 --> 00:32:00,449 (Angela) What? Now? Joe! No! 790 00:32:00,551 --> 00:32:02,817 Can I come with you? 791 00:32:02,919 --> 00:32:04,720 - (Joe) Really? - Yeah. Can I? 792 00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:09,058 - (Joe) Sure. Totally. - You gonna go up to the roof? 793 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,194 I thought I'd just, you know, maybe go in my office. 794 00:32:12,296 --> 00:32:14,026 That's cool, right? Unless you have a problem with that. 795 00:32:14,128 --> 00:32:15,724 - No. Yeah. Yeah. - Cool. Right? 796 00:32:15,826 --> 00:32:18,261 - Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. - So, yeah. Yeah. Cool, right? 797 00:32:18,363 --> 00:32:20,629 - Cool. Yeah. Let's go. - Uh... 798 00:32:20,731 --> 00:32:23,232 Do you wanna open a window 'cause... you know. 799 00:32:23,334 --> 00:32:24,667 - (Joe) Yeah, sure. - Great. 800 00:32:29,108 --> 00:32:30,747 A lot of stuff in here. 801 00:32:30,849 --> 00:32:33,343 (Hawk) What do you got other than this? 802 00:32:33,445 --> 00:32:35,014 - You saw this. - Copenhagen Designs. 803 00:32:35,116 --> 00:32:36,820 Oh, if you like... Let's... Here. 804 00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:39,352 We'll start in here. I wanna show you... 805 00:32:39,454 --> 00:32:42,791 - You spend a lot of time here. - I do. You can tell? 806 00:32:42,893 --> 00:32:45,421 - Yes, I can. - Yeah, it's... 807 00:32:45,523 --> 00:32:47,159 It's a little messy. I'm usually... 808 00:32:47,261 --> 00:32:49,527 um, you know, usually alone in here. 809 00:32:54,936 --> 00:32:56,699 There you go. (Chuckles) 810 00:32:57,807 --> 00:32:59,408 There you go. (Chuckles) 811 00:32:59,510 --> 00:33:00,940 But chaos... 812 00:33:01,042 --> 00:33:02,841 Biggest sign of creativity. 813 00:33:02,943 --> 00:33:04,508 Really? Good. Great. 814 00:33:04,610 --> 00:33:07,110 It means you're focused on more important things. 815 00:33:07,212 --> 00:33:09,182 Oh, you know, that's... 816 00:33:09,285 --> 00:33:11,315 That's how I like to think of it. Not sure... 817 00:33:11,417 --> 00:33:13,517 Not sure Angela would agree with that. 818 00:33:13,619 --> 00:33:16,785 She purges things. Disgusting in here. (Chuckles) 819 00:33:16,887 --> 00:33:20,094 (Angela) I actually did all of this grouting myself, 820 00:33:20,196 --> 00:33:22,499 which I love. I... I find it meditative. 821 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:23,793 Joe thinks I'm insane. 822 00:33:23,895 --> 00:33:26,496 And then the floor... I mean, I'm sure this is something 823 00:33:26,598 --> 00:33:28,336 - you might have picked up. - (Hawk) No. 824 00:33:28,438 --> 00:33:29,906 No? 825 00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:32,905 - Original ceramic penny tile. - (Hawk) Wow. 826 00:33:33,007 --> 00:33:34,273 (Angela) Anyway, that was 827 00:33:34,375 --> 00:33:36,013 sort of similar to what was there before. 828 00:33:36,115 --> 00:33:38,312 But that was kind of what I was going for with the... 829 00:33:38,414 --> 00:33:41,211 The whole theme was, um... renovation without change, 830 00:33:41,313 --> 00:33:44,853 which I think I succeeded in, 831 00:33:44,955 --> 00:33:46,655 you know, just to keep it original, 832 00:33:46,757 --> 00:33:49,454 but with a new surface. 833 00:33:49,556 --> 00:33:54,059 I mean, admittedly, I know a lot less about tile 834 00:33:54,161 --> 00:33:56,031 than I've learned about rugs, 835 00:33:56,133 --> 00:33:58,527 and a lot of the bathrooms that I've seen 836 00:33:58,629 --> 00:34:01,135 - have been on fire, so, my... - Oh, no. 837 00:34:01,237 --> 00:34:02,837 ...my relationship with them was fleeting. 838 00:34:02,939 --> 00:34:04,468 But, um, I'd have just said 839 00:34:04,570 --> 00:34:07,704 this was an immaculately preserved vintage... 840 00:34:09,613 --> 00:34:10,880 ...bathroom. 841 00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:14,181 Wow. Um, that's what I was going for. That's... 842 00:34:14,283 --> 00:34:16,480 - (Hawk) You fooled me. - Wow! (Laughs) 843 00:34:16,583 --> 00:34:19,548 - Oh! Facebook marketplace. - (Hawk) Come on. 844 00:34:19,650 --> 00:34:21,685 The jamón is not... is not jamón. 845 00:34:21,787 --> 00:34:24,157 - (Joe) That's not jamón? - No, it's really prosciutto. 846 00:34:24,259 --> 00:34:25,524 - (Joe) It's prosciutto? - Which is OK. 847 00:34:25,626 --> 00:34:27,424 It doesn't look like jamón. It looks like prosciutto. 848 00:34:27,526 --> 00:34:28,959 (Piña) But I didn't wanna say anything. 849 00:34:29,061 --> 00:34:30,229 No, yeah, don't. 850 00:34:30,331 --> 00:34:31,968 If you told her that wasn't jamón, 851 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,132 she would commit suicide in our dining room. 852 00:34:34,235 --> 00:34:35,598 I'm telling you that right now. 853 00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:38,036 She can't take it. She could not take that. 854 00:34:38,138 --> 00:34:40,077 - More? - (Chuckling) 855 00:34:41,439 --> 00:34:43,672 - (Joe) You good? - No, no. 856 00:34:43,775 --> 00:34:47,046 Like, I... I don't want more because then... 857 00:34:47,148 --> 00:34:49,084 If I have more than one hit, 858 00:34:49,186 --> 00:34:51,988 I start counting objects, and I can't stop, 859 00:34:52,091 --> 00:34:54,056 and imagine what that would be like in here. 860 00:34:54,158 --> 00:34:55,988 (Joe) You start counting objects? (Laughing) 861 00:34:56,090 --> 00:34:57,621 I've never heard of that. 862 00:34:57,723 --> 00:35:00,462 We'd lose you for the rest of your life. (Laughing) 863 00:35:00,564 --> 00:35:01,730 Exactly. 864 00:35:01,832 --> 00:35:03,927 Exactly. What is this? 865 00:35:04,530 --> 00:35:06,395 (Joe) It's... It's for a xylophone. 866 00:35:06,497 --> 00:35:08,397 Exactly. You figured it out. 867 00:35:08,499 --> 00:35:10,501 It's intuitive, ultimately. 868 00:35:10,603 --> 00:35:12,840 There's only one of those, so you're OK. 869 00:35:12,942 --> 00:35:15,007 Figured it out. (Laughing) 870 00:35:15,109 --> 00:35:17,476 This is actually, um... 871 00:35:17,578 --> 00:35:22,384 This is where the two apartments were combined. 872 00:35:22,486 --> 00:35:25,084 And you can just see the... 'cause it's a bit thicker there, 873 00:35:25,186 --> 00:35:27,616 that that's where they, um... 874 00:35:27,718 --> 00:35:30,792 where there used to be a separation. 875 00:35:30,894 --> 00:35:32,962 - A wall. - Wall! (Laughs) 876 00:35:33,064 --> 00:35:35,094 That was... what they call a wall. 877 00:35:35,196 --> 00:35:36,999 The technical term is "wall". 878 00:35:37,101 --> 00:35:38,901 We literally are just that much, so... 879 00:35:39,003 --> 00:35:40,134 Oh, right, 'cause you guys are... 880 00:35:40,236 --> 00:35:42,502 - Yeah, yeah. It's so lucky. - Huh! 881 00:35:42,604 --> 00:35:45,642 Well, so, this is Maggie's room, and I actually did... 882 00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:47,076 I did all the stenciling, 883 00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:48,672 and she's probably a little old for it now. 884 00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:50,375 I'm probably gonna have to change it, but I... 885 00:35:50,477 --> 00:35:53,850 - No, it's cute. - Yeah, it's... Yeah. 886 00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:55,948 - The carpeting is... - (Grunts) 887 00:35:56,050 --> 00:35:57,919 - Oh! - Wow. 888 00:35:58,022 --> 00:36:00,154 - Oh. - God. That's so good. 889 00:36:00,256 --> 00:36:03,257 - Oh! - Is that, like, Larry Salton? 890 00:36:03,359 --> 00:36:05,723 Oh, no. No. No, no. That... That is me. 891 00:36:07,427 --> 00:36:10,427 - You took it? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 892 00:36:10,529 --> 00:36:12,865 Wow! Do you work as a photographer? 893 00:36:12,967 --> 00:36:14,468 (Laughs) No. 894 00:36:14,570 --> 00:36:16,832 No, I went to art school, like, a million years ago, 895 00:36:16,934 --> 00:36:19,643 and I got a degree I did literally nothing with, 896 00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:21,339 and that is from then. 897 00:36:21,441 --> 00:36:24,275 I mean, I think... you know, you... 898 00:36:24,644 --> 00:36:26,849 Your creativity is all over this place. 899 00:36:26,952 --> 00:36:28,647 I think you're really talented. 900 00:36:30,050 --> 00:36:31,620 Thank you. 901 00:36:31,722 --> 00:36:32,983 What about this? 902 00:36:33,085 --> 00:36:36,355 Oh, that's, no, 'cause that... That's the bedroom, which is... 903 00:36:36,457 --> 00:36:38,192 - What's going on in here? - Yeah. 904 00:36:38,294 --> 00:36:40,128 No, I know, I didn't... I didn't... 905 00:36:40,230 --> 00:36:42,825 It's... not part of the tour. (Laughs) 906 00:36:42,927 --> 00:36:46,098 - It's a pretty important room. - Yeah... Yeah. 907 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,563 Yes. He is a fireman. 908 00:36:47,665 --> 00:36:49,532 (Joe) He's really a fireman? Yeah. 909 00:36:49,634 --> 00:36:52,108 How long have you been with him? 910 00:36:52,211 --> 00:36:55,143 Uh... one year. A little less than one year. 911 00:36:55,245 --> 00:36:56,810 - (Joe) One year. That's it? - Mm. 912 00:36:56,912 --> 00:36:58,143 (Joe) Oh, wow. 913 00:36:58,245 --> 00:36:59,876 Would've thought longer. 914 00:37:01,952 --> 00:37:04,051 I was married before. 915 00:37:04,153 --> 00:37:05,853 - (Joe) Really? - Yeah. 916 00:37:05,955 --> 00:37:07,120 (Joe) Interesting. 917 00:37:07,222 --> 00:37:10,022 How did you meet the fireman? 918 00:37:10,124 --> 00:37:12,090 He was my patient. 919 00:37:12,192 --> 00:37:14,028 He was your patient? 920 00:37:14,130 --> 00:37:16,664 And then you started dating him? 921 00:37:16,766 --> 00:37:18,032 Piña! 922 00:37:18,134 --> 00:37:21,238 This was Joe's parents' house. 923 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,105 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 924 00:37:23,207 --> 00:37:24,667 - He grew up here? - He grew up here. 925 00:37:24,769 --> 00:37:28,405 Yeah. He was conceived right here. 926 00:37:28,807 --> 00:37:30,343 - On this bed? - No. No, no, different bed. 927 00:37:30,445 --> 00:37:32,511 - Oh, good. Yeah. - Different mattress. 928 00:37:32,613 --> 00:37:34,577 - Different bed. - Parental fluids is, like, 929 00:37:34,679 --> 00:37:36,384 a little bit too intimate, maybe. 930 00:37:36,486 --> 00:37:38,920 I mean, he hates... hates people knowing this, 931 00:37:39,022 --> 00:37:40,553 - so don't... - Why? 932 00:37:40,655 --> 00:37:42,989 Because, I mean, we could never in a million years 933 00:37:43,091 --> 00:37:45,088 afford this place. 934 00:37:45,190 --> 00:37:48,261 No shame in that. Like, nobody in America can afford anything. 935 00:37:48,363 --> 00:37:50,528 Yeah, but he just... He really... 936 00:37:50,630 --> 00:37:52,434 - It's a bit... eezzz! - That's crazy. 937 00:37:52,536 --> 00:37:55,104 - Yeah, it's not a... - It's such a gift. I mean... 938 00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:57,535 - Just... - Well, that's what I think. 939 00:37:57,637 --> 00:38:00,938 - Make it positive, you know? - Yeah. 940 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:05,213 Be grateful and lean into it. Make it your own, you know? 941 00:38:05,315 --> 00:38:07,110 - Yeah. - So much pleasure in that. 942 00:38:07,212 --> 00:38:08,650 Yeah... 943 00:38:08,752 --> 00:38:10,045 Yeah. 944 00:38:14,321 --> 00:38:15,688 Can I ask you something? 945 00:38:16,155 --> 00:38:17,453 Sure. 946 00:38:17,555 --> 00:38:19,622 I just... I have a... 947 00:38:19,724 --> 00:38:21,694 I have a decision to make, and I... 948 00:38:21,796 --> 00:38:24,229 I feel like you might be able to help me make it. 949 00:38:24,331 --> 00:38:26,336 I mean, if I can, yeah. 950 00:38:27,536 --> 00:38:29,272 Wait, did you leave your husband for Hawk? 951 00:38:29,374 --> 00:38:31,768 - Is that what happened? - No, no, no. I didn't. 952 00:38:31,870 --> 00:38:35,345 That relationship was over when I met him. 953 00:38:39,811 --> 00:38:43,150 How did you know that, uh... it was over, 954 00:38:43,252 --> 00:38:44,546 if you don't mind me asking? 955 00:38:45,149 --> 00:38:48,220 'Cause we stopped having sex, then we stopped talking. 956 00:38:48,322 --> 00:38:51,155 Then we were strangers. 957 00:38:51,924 --> 00:38:55,824 People... people forget that they deserve more. 958 00:38:55,926 --> 00:38:59,435 You know? They start living on migajas. 959 00:39:00,335 --> 00:39:02,766 - Crumbs. - Crumbs. Yeah. 960 00:39:02,869 --> 00:39:05,736 And I cannot live like that. I'd rather die. 961 00:39:05,838 --> 00:39:09,378 I think you really just have to listen to 962 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,474 what is your heart kind of pulling you toward, 963 00:39:11,576 --> 00:39:13,746 what vision of yourself? 964 00:39:14,983 --> 00:39:16,452 You know? 965 00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:19,422 I mean, do you see yourself walking on a cold beach 966 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:22,720 alone with the wind in your face and the clarity of that? 967 00:39:22,822 --> 00:39:27,590 Or sitting on a southern porch in the heat, 968 00:39:27,692 --> 00:39:30,400 holding hands and getting old... 969 00:39:32,968 --> 00:39:34,635 ...or... 970 00:39:35,770 --> 00:39:39,101 ...sitting in a Copenhagen café with a stranger? 971 00:39:40,509 --> 00:39:43,110 - I'd go with Copenhagen. - (Laughs) 972 00:39:43,212 --> 00:39:44,841 I feel the same way. I... 973 00:39:44,944 --> 00:39:47,916 For some reason, I knew that you would feel that. 974 00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:49,978 It seems so clear 975 00:39:50,081 --> 00:39:52,020 now that we're here looking at it. I, uh... 976 00:39:52,122 --> 00:39:53,717 You're so right. It's... 977 00:39:53,819 --> 00:39:55,319 It was right there the whole time. 978 00:39:55,421 --> 00:39:56,757 God! Thank you. 979 00:39:56,859 --> 00:39:59,659 - You didn't need an opinion. - I did, though. I needed you. 980 00:39:59,761 --> 00:40:01,057 - You just needed... - No, you don't understand. 981 00:40:01,159 --> 00:40:03,863 It's been months of this. I've been tortured, and... 982 00:40:03,965 --> 00:40:06,163 You just needed someone to tell you what you already knew. 983 00:40:06,265 --> 00:40:07,396 Yeah. 984 00:40:07,498 --> 00:40:09,372 Joe just... 985 00:40:09,474 --> 00:40:12,275 He thinks they all look the same. He... yeah. 986 00:40:12,377 --> 00:40:15,276 - Is... Is he color blind? - He might be. 987 00:40:15,378 --> 00:40:17,544 - That man's name is Hawk. - Shh! 988 00:40:17,646 --> 00:40:20,480 There's worse birds. Could've been worse. 989 00:40:20,582 --> 00:40:22,384 Just know that at the end of the day - 990 00:40:22,486 --> 00:40:25,618 of all the birds, it's a pretty cool one. 991 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:28,024 "What is your name?" "My name is Pigeon." 992 00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:30,122 (Joe) "I'm Pigeon." (Laughs) 993 00:40:30,224 --> 00:40:32,792 Shh! No, I... 994 00:40:33,928 --> 00:40:36,559 Please, this is torture. I cannot laugh at his name. 995 00:40:36,661 --> 00:40:38,463 I'm sorry. How dare I? 996 00:40:38,566 --> 00:40:39,895 "This is my boyfriend, Pelican. 997 00:40:39,997 --> 00:40:41,403 - "He's a sweetheart." - (Piña laughing) 998 00:40:41,505 --> 00:40:43,504 And I grabbed a tank, and I went back in, 999 00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:45,206 and the dog was where they said it would be. 1000 00:40:45,308 --> 00:40:46,539 And that's when I ran out of air 1001 00:40:46,641 --> 00:40:48,173 because I had grabbed an empty tank. 1002 00:40:48,275 --> 00:40:49,906 Oh, God! Oh, no. 1003 00:40:50,008 --> 00:40:51,907 Yeah. So, I just... I sucked a lot of smoke, 1004 00:40:52,009 --> 00:40:54,542 and I burned my lungs and my throat. 1005 00:40:54,644 --> 00:40:56,715 Oh, wow. Wow. 1006 00:40:56,817 --> 00:40:59,448 - And then it was time to quit. - Yeah. 1007 00:40:59,550 --> 00:41:00,957 Yeah, yeah. 1008 00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:03,159 But... you know what? 1009 00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:07,525 Life's been so expansive since then 1010 00:41:07,627 --> 00:41:10,398 that I kind of can't believe 1011 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,227 that I did it as long as I did it. 1012 00:41:13,432 --> 00:41:16,235 And now... rugs. 1013 00:41:16,337 --> 00:41:17,773 - Rugs. - Rugs. 1014 00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:19,509 Yeah. 1015 00:41:20,643 --> 00:41:23,344 - I love them so much. - I love them, too. 1016 00:41:23,446 --> 00:41:24,973 - It's a problem. - Yeah, I know. 1017 00:41:25,075 --> 00:41:28,449 'Cause I... I just want all of them. 1018 00:41:28,551 --> 00:41:30,445 - I want all... the rugs. - ...the rugs. 1019 00:41:30,548 --> 00:41:32,515 (Laughing) 1020 00:41:32,617 --> 00:41:34,689 - Same. - Yeah. 1021 00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:39,688 Have you... 1022 00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:41,527 Have you got tequila? 1023 00:41:41,629 --> 00:41:43,727 Do... I do have tequila! I have. 1024 00:41:43,829 --> 00:41:44,961 - Would you like some? - Yeah. 1025 00:41:45,063 --> 00:41:47,302 - Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah. - Please. I mean... 1026 00:41:47,404 --> 00:41:48,601 - They're smoking a joint. - Right? 1027 00:41:48,703 --> 00:41:50,771 - We better catch up, right? - Yeah. 1028 00:41:53,908 --> 00:41:56,711 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom real quick. 1029 00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:02,618 (Exhales sharply) 1030 00:42:03,351 --> 00:42:04,452 These are beautiful! 1031 00:42:04,554 --> 00:42:05,882 Thanks. They're silly. They're old. 1032 00:42:05,984 --> 00:42:07,719 - They're, uh... - No, they are beautiful. 1033 00:42:07,821 --> 00:42:09,557 - They are interesting. - Thank you. 1034 00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:11,323 - Yeah. Appreciate it. - Look, I have this one. 1035 00:42:11,425 --> 00:42:13,128 Oh, wow, nice! Sun. 1036 00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:14,564 I... I have this one. 1037 00:42:29,878 --> 00:42:32,610 - Sorry, I want you to see... - Take your time. 1038 00:42:32,713 --> 00:42:35,717 They're two in one, or... Yeah. 1039 00:42:36,750 --> 00:42:39,486 - Oh, wow! - OK. What is that? 1040 00:42:39,588 --> 00:42:41,919 - It's two birds. - Piña and Hawk. 1041 00:42:42,022 --> 00:42:45,358 Piña and Hawk. Look at the that! That's nice. 1042 00:42:45,460 --> 00:42:47,828 I like that. (Chuckles) 1043 00:42:50,432 --> 00:42:52,831 So, when did you get them? 1044 00:42:52,934 --> 00:42:55,467 - When you were in that band? - I did, yeah. 1045 00:42:55,569 --> 00:42:56,998 Pretty old. Long time ago. 1046 00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:59,004 Twenty... Twenty years ago, maybe. 1047 00:43:12,454 --> 00:43:13,682 - That's, uh... - Oh! 1048 00:43:13,784 --> 00:43:15,083 - Yeah. - Wow. 1049 00:43:15,185 --> 00:43:17,720 You know, um... you should replace this. 1050 00:43:17,822 --> 00:43:18,887 It's really dangerous. 1051 00:43:18,989 --> 00:43:21,091 This old single-pane stuff. 1052 00:43:21,193 --> 00:43:23,760 It'll shatter with even a little bit of heat. 1053 00:43:23,862 --> 00:43:25,393 Oh, there's no risk of that. 1054 00:43:25,495 --> 00:43:29,768 This is a very cold apartment. There's not a lot of... 1055 00:43:29,870 --> 00:43:32,305 - Mm. - There's not a lot of heat. 1056 00:43:32,407 --> 00:43:34,039 You never know. 1057 00:43:35,510 --> 00:43:36,575 - Tequila. - Tequila. 1058 00:43:36,677 --> 00:43:37,944 - Yeah. - Yes. Tequila. 1059 00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:42,113 Can you do something for me? 1060 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:45,649 Probably. Yeah. 1061 00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:47,455 Please play something. 1062 00:43:47,557 --> 00:43:49,554 - (Laughs) - One song. Just one. 1063 00:43:49,656 --> 00:43:51,958 I love music. Please. 1064 00:43:55,498 --> 00:43:58,663 - Please. - I... (Chuckles) 1065 00:43:58,765 --> 00:44:00,536 I... I should check on Angela. 1066 00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:02,633 Make sure she didn't forget how to breathe. 1067 00:44:02,735 --> 00:44:03,904 You know what I mean? 1068 00:44:05,335 --> 00:44:08,104 (Piña) Joe, have you met the new neighbors? 1069 00:44:08,207 --> 00:44:10,978 Yeah... They're really cool, actually. Yeah. 1070 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,647 They, uh... make no small talk whatsoever in the elevator. 1071 00:44:13,749 --> 00:44:15,581 - They talk with us. - Oh, they do? 1072 00:44:15,684 --> 00:44:17,280 I bet they do. That's shocking. 1073 00:44:17,382 --> 00:44:19,320 (Hawk) They're pretty sweet when you get to know 'em. 1074 00:44:19,422 --> 00:44:20,683 Joe, put on some music. 1075 00:44:20,785 --> 00:44:22,185 Yeah! Putting it on. 1076 00:44:22,287 --> 00:44:25,090 Uh, yeah, what kind of music are you into, Hawk? 1077 00:44:25,923 --> 00:44:27,462 Like... what is Sade? 1078 00:44:27,564 --> 00:44:28,929 - "What is Sade"? - She loves that. 1079 00:44:29,496 --> 00:44:31,665 Sexy-world-funk. 1080 00:44:31,767 --> 00:44:32,895 - (Hawk) That's not jazz? - (Joe) No! 1081 00:44:32,997 --> 00:44:34,570 (Piña) No, that's not jazz. 1082 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:36,199 (Hawk) I mean, there's a lot of saxophones. 1083 00:44:36,301 --> 00:44:38,904 (Joe) No, Sade is not jazz. Are you kidding me? 1084 00:44:39,007 --> 00:44:41,508 - It's like... - (Hawk) Well, listen, then... 1085 00:44:41,610 --> 00:44:42,907 Metallica and Judas Priest. 1086 00:44:43,009 --> 00:44:44,814 (Joe) You don't know any jazz at all? 1087 00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:47,711 - Oh, who doesn't love Sade? - (Hawk) I really wanna learn. 1088 00:44:47,813 --> 00:44:49,686 Where should I start? 1089 00:44:49,788 --> 00:44:51,917 (Joe) Miles Davis. John Coltrane. Dizzy Gillespie. 1090 00:44:52,019 --> 00:44:53,789 (Hawk) Miles with the cheeks that go out? 1091 00:44:53,891 --> 00:44:55,252 (Joe) Actually, I feel like at this point in your life, 1092 00:44:55,354 --> 00:44:57,790 you have to work harder to not know who Miles Davis is 1093 00:44:57,892 --> 00:44:59,562 - than to know who he is. - (Hawk) Oh! Oh! 1094 00:44:59,664 --> 00:45:02,065 He-Hey! Literally, look what I just pulled. 1095 00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:03,360 (Joe) No, no, no. 1096 00:45:03,462 --> 00:45:06,096 - (Piña) You have to play it. - (Hawk) Can we play just a... 1097 00:45:06,198 --> 00:45:07,966 - "One Girl." - (Piña) Play it. Play it. 1098 00:45:08,068 --> 00:45:09,831 Come on. This is your love story right here. 1099 00:45:09,933 --> 00:45:11,103 No! No, no, no, no. 1100 00:45:11,205 --> 00:45:12,638 - (Piña) Yes, I want to hear it. - (Joe) Don't put it on. 1101 00:45:12,741 --> 00:45:13,973 - Come on. - Don't put it on. 1102 00:45:14,075 --> 00:45:15,943 - (Hawk) Just give us a taste. - Don't put it on! 1103 00:45:16,045 --> 00:45:18,179 (Hawk) We've got the artist, and we've got the girl. 1104 00:45:18,281 --> 00:45:20,080 (Clattering) 1105 00:45:20,383 --> 00:45:22,114 - No? - No. 1106 00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:24,919 Hey, sorry. 1107 00:45:26,652 --> 00:45:28,483 I'm sorry. 1108 00:45:29,623 --> 00:45:31,419 You know what? Um... 1109 00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:33,423 We actually shouldn't listen to music right now. 1110 00:45:33,525 --> 00:45:34,992 There's something I've been wanting to talk to you about. 1111 00:45:35,094 --> 00:45:36,997 Oh, my God. You have to try this. 1112 00:45:38,799 --> 00:45:40,300 - Wow! - Isn't that good? 1113 00:45:40,402 --> 00:45:41,396 Oh, my God. 1114 00:45:41,498 --> 00:45:43,371 - It's incredible. - (Piña) I can't be objective, 1115 00:45:43,473 --> 00:45:44,566 but my flan is the best. 1116 00:45:44,668 --> 00:45:47,335 - (Angela) It's unbelievable. - Like a silky crack cocaine. 1117 00:45:47,437 --> 00:45:48,971 It's so good. And it melts in your mouth. 1118 00:45:49,074 --> 00:45:50,473 (Angela) Yeah, it's so delicious. 1119 00:45:50,575 --> 00:45:53,409 - Anyway, I was about to say... - No! My God! Have more! Mm! 1120 00:45:53,511 --> 00:45:56,445 Second bite is when it really just... settles in, 1121 00:45:56,547 --> 00:45:58,816 - just slides down. - It's great. Look, anyway... 1122 00:45:58,919 --> 00:46:01,088 God, it's got such sauce in it! 1123 00:46:01,190 --> 00:46:03,254 - I need to talk to you about... - Let's have shots, right? 1124 00:46:03,356 --> 00:46:05,623 Should we do shots? I think we should have a toast. 1125 00:46:05,725 --> 00:46:06,758 - Sure. - Yes. 1126 00:46:06,860 --> 00:46:08,262 I think shots for everybody. 1127 00:46:08,665 --> 00:46:10,566 - (Piña) Thank you. - Yeah. 1128 00:46:10,668 --> 00:46:13,996 Anyway, the noise has been a thing that... 1129 00:46:14,098 --> 00:46:15,903 ...we want to apologize for. 1130 00:46:16,005 --> 00:46:18,700 Because it's been loud, and it took longer... 1131 00:46:18,802 --> 00:46:21,303 It took longer than we thought, and you guys have been so kind, 1132 00:46:21,406 --> 00:46:25,647 and we just wanted to say thank you and sorry. 1133 00:46:25,749 --> 00:46:28,450 - (Hawk) You're so nice. Look... - Yes. 1134 00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:29,750 - We're all neighbors... - Yes. 1135 00:46:29,852 --> 00:46:32,484 - ...and we really... - (Piña) Salud. 1136 00:46:32,586 --> 00:46:34,791 And gracias. 1137 00:46:34,893 --> 00:46:38,594 We're just so happy that you invited us and grateful. 1138 00:46:38,696 --> 00:46:41,727 And actually, we also have something 1139 00:46:41,830 --> 00:46:43,262 we wanted to talk to you about. 1140 00:46:43,364 --> 00:46:45,802 You also want to talk to us? That's a funny coincidence. 1141 00:46:45,904 --> 00:46:47,669 We both had things we wanted to say to each other. 1142 00:46:47,771 --> 00:46:49,671 - It's nothing bad. Nothing bad. - No? 1143 00:46:49,773 --> 00:46:51,906 I think something's on Joe's mind. 1144 00:46:52,008 --> 00:46:54,137 I do have something on my mind. I actually do. 1145 00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:55,972 (Hawk) I feel like since we came... 1146 00:46:56,075 --> 00:46:57,440 (Angela) You guys have something. 1147 00:46:57,542 --> 00:46:59,341 No, they have something to say. You guys should go. 1148 00:46:59,443 --> 00:47:02,412 - Say it. We're all friends. - No, you first! 1149 00:47:03,546 --> 00:47:07,184 You are the guests, and you should go first. 1150 00:47:07,286 --> 00:47:09,086 You guys go, and then I'll go right after. 1151 00:47:09,188 --> 00:47:10,793 I don't care. It doesn't matter to me. 1152 00:47:10,895 --> 00:47:13,723 All right. Well, um... we wanted to apologize. 1153 00:47:13,825 --> 00:47:14,926 (Piña) Yes. 1154 00:47:15,028 --> 00:47:17,429 - You wanted to apologize? - To us? 1155 00:47:17,531 --> 00:47:18,667 For what? 1156 00:47:18,769 --> 00:47:20,670 We feel we might have bothered you. 1157 00:47:20,772 --> 00:47:22,164 - (Angela) Bothered us? - On more than... 1158 00:47:22,266 --> 00:47:24,305 more than one occasion, actually. 1159 00:47:24,407 --> 00:47:25,973 What? When? 1160 00:47:26,075 --> 00:47:29,611 (Hawk) Um... at night, usually, and specifically, 1161 00:47:29,713 --> 00:47:31,773 and sometimes late in the night. 1162 00:47:31,875 --> 00:47:33,514 What? 1163 00:47:33,883 --> 00:47:35,511 - (Joe) Hmm... - When we have sex. 1164 00:47:36,619 --> 00:47:38,918 - You? - (Piña) Yes. 1165 00:47:39,020 --> 00:47:41,852 - We... We do have sex a lot. - A lot. 1166 00:47:41,954 --> 00:47:43,658 Yeah. I mean... yeah. 1167 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,822 And we really try to keep it down, 1168 00:47:46,924 --> 00:47:48,692 but sometimes... 1169 00:47:49,195 --> 00:47:50,899 - Lately... - Lately, it's been... 1170 00:47:51,001 --> 00:47:54,633 It's been really impossible not to lose control. 1171 00:47:54,735 --> 00:47:56,100 Even for a fireman. 1172 00:47:56,202 --> 00:47:58,441 - (Hawk) A firefighter. - Firefighter. 1173 00:47:58,543 --> 00:47:59,841 We know we've been too loud, 1174 00:47:59,944 --> 00:48:03,478 and we know it was intrusive, and we're sorry. 1175 00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:05,679 And we're gonna be... 1176 00:48:05,782 --> 00:48:07,179 - more conscientious. - Yes. 1177 00:48:07,281 --> 00:48:09,380 - Better neighbors. - (Angela) Oh, my God. No. 1178 00:48:09,482 --> 00:48:12,149 You guys don't have... No! We have not heard anything. 1179 00:48:12,251 --> 00:48:14,284 Honestly, we haven't heard anything. 1180 00:48:14,386 --> 00:48:17,318 We... It hasn't even... What? Right, Joe? 1181 00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:20,094 We haven't heard anything, right? 1182 00:48:27,103 --> 00:48:29,764 No, we actually haven't heard anything, so... 1183 00:48:29,866 --> 00:48:32,739 No need to apologize. I... I sleep like a log, you know? 1184 00:48:32,841 --> 00:48:34,944 - (Angela) Log... - Yeah. 1185 00:48:35,809 --> 00:48:37,947 - Joe. - What? 1186 00:48:38,581 --> 00:48:40,510 - Joe? - Yes? 1187 00:48:41,912 --> 00:48:43,312 Joe... 1188 00:48:43,414 --> 00:48:45,680 - (Joe) What? - (Both speaking Spanish) 1189 00:48:48,151 --> 00:48:50,018 (Joe) What, Hawk? 1190 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,453 - Joe. - What? 1191 00:48:51,555 --> 00:48:53,356 - (Hawk) Don't... don't lie. - Not lying. 1192 00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:55,258 Joe, you've been telling the truth all night. 1193 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,126 I... I love when you tell the truth. 1194 00:48:57,229 --> 00:48:59,065 I... I love it. Tell the truth. 1195 00:48:59,167 --> 00:49:00,729 Telling the truth. What do you want from me? 1196 00:49:00,831 --> 00:49:02,537 - You're not telling the truth. - I am telling the truth. 1197 00:49:02,639 --> 00:49:04,538 - Joe. - (Joe) What? 1198 00:49:05,274 --> 00:49:07,736 - We know. It bothers you. - It doesn't bother me. 1199 00:49:07,838 --> 00:49:10,639 It doesn't. Look... Don't... I hate to burst your bubble. 1200 00:49:10,741 --> 00:49:12,813 Maybe your sex isn't as explosive as you think it is 1201 00:49:12,915 --> 00:49:14,416 'cause I've never heard it, OK? 1202 00:49:14,518 --> 00:49:15,818 (Piña) Joe, we know. 1203 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,681 You knocked on our door during the night. 1204 00:49:18,783 --> 00:49:19,922 Joe! 1205 00:49:20,024 --> 00:49:23,353 - You were pounding on our door. - No, I didn't. 1206 00:49:23,455 --> 00:49:25,995 (Piña) We saw you. We have a ring camera. 1207 00:49:26,629 --> 00:49:28,025 No. No, you don't. 1208 00:49:28,128 --> 00:49:29,325 - It's hidden. - (Joe) Where? 1209 00:49:29,427 --> 00:49:30,766 -In our mirilla. - What's a midea? 1210 00:49:30,868 --> 00:49:32,463 - In our peephole. - The peephole. 1211 00:49:32,565 --> 00:49:34,970 - (Joe) They don't make that. - It's a ring peephole. 1212 00:49:35,072 --> 00:49:37,270 - (Joe) That's not a thing. - It's a new thing. 1213 00:49:37,372 --> 00:49:39,274 - (Joe) When did that come out? - A peephole ring. 1214 00:49:39,376 --> 00:49:40,803 Show him. 1215 00:49:40,905 --> 00:49:43,110 - Show him. Do you wanna see it? - (Joe) I don't need to see it. 1216 00:49:43,212 --> 00:49:45,476 It sends an alert through the app to our phone, 1217 00:49:45,578 --> 00:49:49,145 and, um... you know, it flags it if it senses aggression, 1218 00:49:49,247 --> 00:49:50,882 and so it spooked us at first. 1219 00:49:50,984 --> 00:49:52,850 But look, um... there. 1220 00:49:52,952 --> 00:49:54,551 There he comes. 1221 00:49:54,653 --> 00:49:56,419 (Joe) Maybe it's grainy footage and you think it's me. 1222 00:49:56,522 --> 00:49:59,620 It's 4K. It's not misty at all. Look, look. 1223 00:49:59,722 --> 00:50:01,726 Someone that looks like me, but... Oh, shit! 1224 00:50:01,828 --> 00:50:03,197 (Hawk) Yeah. 1225 00:50:03,732 --> 00:50:05,564 (Piña) Sorry, Joe. 1226 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,396 (Hawk) He almost walked away, 1227 00:50:07,498 --> 00:50:08,904 - but... - (Joe) You can turn it off. 1228 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:11,006 I can't believe you. I cannot believe you! 1229 00:50:11,108 --> 00:50:13,472 Well, but it's good. It was three in the morning. 1230 00:50:13,574 --> 00:50:17,077 You were so polite that you stopped to heed and listen... 1231 00:50:17,180 --> 00:50:19,145 - (Angela) What are you doing? - ...closely. 1232 00:50:19,248 --> 00:50:22,852 - But then, uh... - (Angela) Oh, my God. Joe! 1233 00:50:22,954 --> 00:50:24,480 (Hawk) Someone left packages in the hall. 1234 00:50:24,583 --> 00:50:26,447 - Oh, my God! - We thought you broke an arm, 1235 00:50:26,549 --> 00:50:28,383 and you had to be full of bruises. 1236 00:50:28,485 --> 00:50:30,219 Just turn it o... Turn it... Look! 1237 00:50:30,321 --> 00:50:32,660 OK, you know what? Yes! Yes! 1238 00:50:32,762 --> 00:50:34,327 I banged on your door 1239 00:50:34,429 --> 00:50:36,659 because you people are fucking like monsters over there. 1240 00:50:36,761 --> 00:50:38,726 What are you doing? What are you trying to prove? 1241 00:50:38,828 --> 00:50:40,933 Are you trying to win a contest or something? 1242 00:50:41,035 --> 00:50:42,497 It's incredibly inconsiderate! 1243 00:50:42,599 --> 00:50:44,335 What are you doing? Don't say that. 1244 00:50:44,438 --> 00:50:46,339 Don't speak to them that way. I'm so sorry. 1245 00:50:46,441 --> 00:50:48,135 (Joe) Our daughter can hear it. Did you know that? 1246 00:50:48,237 --> 00:50:49,574 She can hear it. 1247 00:50:49,676 --> 00:50:51,573 And I've been telling her you're moving furniture up there, 1248 00:50:51,675 --> 00:50:54,145 and she knows it's not true. She's onto me. 1249 00:50:54,247 --> 00:50:57,116 We spend so much time and energy 1250 00:50:57,218 --> 00:50:59,520 talking about your fucking orgasms. 1251 00:50:59,622 --> 00:51:00,716 It's ridiculous. 1252 00:51:02,722 --> 00:51:05,961 - You talk about my orgasms? - Yes, but not as a bad thing. 1253 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:08,395 They're not bad. They're great. I love them. 1254 00:51:08,965 --> 00:51:11,533 Really? You love my orgasms? 1255 00:51:11,635 --> 00:51:12,860 I do. I love them. 1256 00:51:12,962 --> 00:51:14,729 - (Joe) She really does. - I do. I think they're great. 1257 00:51:14,831 --> 00:51:16,300 - We talk about them constantly. - They're amazing. 1258 00:51:16,402 --> 00:51:17,635 (Joe) She especially likes the growler. 1259 00:51:17,737 --> 00:51:20,437 Are you the growler, Piña? 'Cause she loves the growler. 1260 00:51:20,539 --> 00:51:23,312 No, no, no, no. No, Piña's not a growler. 1261 00:51:24,048 --> 00:51:27,382 (Angela) Oh, you're... You're the growler? 1262 00:51:27,485 --> 00:51:28,882 (Hawk) No. 1263 00:51:28,984 --> 00:51:31,587 - Uh... - It's Vanessa. 1264 00:51:31,689 --> 00:51:34,389 Vanessa is the growler. 1265 00:51:34,491 --> 00:51:36,121 Vanessa? 1266 00:51:36,223 --> 00:51:39,695 Vanessa... Wait, who's Vanessa? 1267 00:51:39,797 --> 00:51:40,756 - A friend. - Oh, yeah. 1268 00:51:40,858 --> 00:51:44,265 Kai is a pretty big guy, and he does breathe heavily. 1269 00:51:44,367 --> 00:51:49,099 That could be what you're calling animalistic noises. 1270 00:51:49,201 --> 00:51:50,937 - Kai. - Kai is... 1271 00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:52,600 - Who's Kai? - Another friend. 1272 00:51:52,702 --> 00:51:55,306 Oh, Kai's another friend. Vanessa and Kai. 1273 00:51:55,408 --> 00:51:58,441 Vanessa lives in Nevada City with Kai. 1274 00:51:58,543 --> 00:52:00,215 Are you fucking with us right now? 1275 00:52:00,317 --> 00:52:02,217 Is this a joke? Are you guys fucking around with us? 1276 00:52:02,319 --> 00:52:04,418 Is this what you're whispering to each other in Spanish? 1277 00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:09,119 No. We know you are upset, and you have every right to be. 1278 00:52:09,221 --> 00:52:11,586 We've had a few parties. 1279 00:52:11,688 --> 00:52:13,727 Things have gotten a little more crazy. 1280 00:52:13,829 --> 00:52:15,162 (Hawk) Out of hand. 1281 00:52:15,265 --> 00:52:17,428 (Angela) Parties... Like, cocktail parties? 1282 00:52:17,530 --> 00:52:19,594 (Joe) Soirées? What are you talking about? 1283 00:52:19,696 --> 00:52:21,495 - (Angela) What parties? - Sex parties. 1284 00:52:21,598 --> 00:52:23,766 - (Angela) Oh... - Sex parties! 1285 00:52:23,868 --> 00:52:25,799 - Right. That's like, uh... - Parties where people... 1286 00:52:25,902 --> 00:52:27,940 - ...have sex. - ...have sex with each other. 1287 00:52:28,042 --> 00:52:29,806 - Sex. - I think... 1288 00:52:29,908 --> 00:52:33,775 that's the commonly understood definition of a sex party. 1289 00:52:33,877 --> 00:52:35,443 (Joe) It's the only one I can think of. Honestly. 1290 00:52:35,545 --> 00:52:37,180 I can't think of another one. 1291 00:52:37,282 --> 00:52:39,285 And we really apologize. 1292 00:52:39,387 --> 00:52:41,352 (Angela) No. What? No, you don't have to. 1293 00:52:41,454 --> 00:52:44,290 That's not... No, we're not judging. 1294 00:52:44,392 --> 00:52:47,023 That's... You don't... Joe, where's that J? 1295 00:52:47,459 --> 00:52:49,559 - That J? - The J you were... 1296 00:52:49,662 --> 00:52:51,495 - Did you leave that in there? - The J? I... 1297 00:52:51,597 --> 00:52:53,362 - It is in my office. - OK, I'll help you. 1298 00:52:53,464 --> 00:52:55,202 Why don't you come with me to... 1299 00:52:55,305 --> 00:52:57,671 - Yeah, no problem. - ...to get that J? Yeah. 1300 00:52:58,273 --> 00:53:00,841 - (Joe muttering) - (Angela) Oh, my God! 1301 00:53:00,943 --> 00:53:03,072 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1302 00:53:03,174 --> 00:53:04,639 This is amazing. 1303 00:53:04,741 --> 00:53:06,575 They're having sex parties up there. 1304 00:53:06,677 --> 00:53:08,811 I was right. That wasn't normal sex. 1305 00:53:08,913 --> 00:53:10,678 - (Indistinct whispering) - You knew it. You knew it. 1306 00:53:10,780 --> 00:53:12,951 They are fucking like monsters up there. 1307 00:53:13,053 --> 00:53:14,282 They actually are. 1308 00:53:14,384 --> 00:53:15,991 Kai, Vanessa... 1309 00:53:16,093 --> 00:53:18,422 This is amazing. This is actually amazing. 1310 00:53:18,524 --> 00:53:20,724 Oh, my God. Vanessa's the growler. 1311 00:53:20,826 --> 00:53:23,661 I take it all back. We should invite more people over. 1312 00:53:25,662 --> 00:53:27,329 - (Joe) Hello. - (Hawk) We good? 1313 00:53:27,431 --> 00:53:28,597 - (Joe) Yeah. - OK. 1314 00:53:28,699 --> 00:53:31,102 - Sex parties. - Yeah. The sex parties. 1315 00:53:31,204 --> 00:53:32,370 Just... paint a picture. 1316 00:53:32,472 --> 00:53:34,007 Disclose what you will about this. 1317 00:53:34,109 --> 00:53:35,274 (Piña) What do you want to know? 1318 00:53:35,376 --> 00:53:38,011 Whatever you wanna tell us. Yeah. 1319 00:53:38,113 --> 00:53:39,980 They... They started recently. 1320 00:53:40,082 --> 00:53:41,349 - OK. Really? - Oh! Oh... 1321 00:53:41,451 --> 00:53:43,181 - It's a recent development. - It's new to you. Neat. 1322 00:53:43,284 --> 00:53:45,318 The noise uptick probably came 1323 00:53:45,420 --> 00:53:47,415 'cause once we started bringing people in, 1324 00:53:47,517 --> 00:53:48,991 our bedroom was too small, 1325 00:53:49,093 --> 00:53:50,419 so we moved into the living room. 1326 00:53:50,522 --> 00:53:51,621 - Overflow. Yeah. - I got it. 1327 00:53:51,723 --> 00:53:53,157 That's why the sound kind of reverberates 1328 00:53:53,259 --> 00:53:54,395 through the apartment. 1329 00:53:54,497 --> 00:53:56,498 (Angela) And it's happening just right on the floor? 1330 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:57,998 No, uh... 1331 00:53:58,101 --> 00:53:59,593 - Furniture, rugs... - Sofa. 1332 00:53:59,696 --> 00:54:01,670 That's why you're so into rugs. 1333 00:54:01,772 --> 00:54:02,632 You love a rug. 1334 00:54:02,734 --> 00:54:04,733 (Hawk) I love this for different reasons. 1335 00:54:04,835 --> 00:54:06,472 You have a close relationship with them. 1336 00:54:06,574 --> 00:54:08,571 (Hawk) This really would be pretty uncomfortable. 1337 00:54:08,673 --> 00:54:10,779 Yeah, you need a high pile, I imagine. 1338 00:54:10,881 --> 00:54:12,408 OK. Wait! Just... more. 1339 00:54:12,510 --> 00:54:15,213 So, how... How does it work? 1340 00:54:15,315 --> 00:54:16,649 Like, how do you get invited? 1341 00:54:16,751 --> 00:54:19,020 Or do you invite people, and... Maybe there's no rules. 1342 00:54:19,122 --> 00:54:20,417 - Are there rules? - Parameters? 1343 00:54:20,519 --> 00:54:22,089 Can anyone do anything to anyone? 1344 00:54:22,191 --> 00:54:23,655 - Is it a free for all? - No. 1345 00:54:23,757 --> 00:54:26,689 For starters, you've gotta have consent, obviously. 1346 00:54:26,792 --> 00:54:28,397 - (Angela) Oh, yeah. - Enthusiastic consent. 1347 00:54:28,499 --> 00:54:31,794 And the connection has to be about joy, about expansion. 1348 00:54:31,896 --> 00:54:36,234 It can never be about anger, never about revenge. 1349 00:54:36,337 --> 00:54:37,566 - And patience. - Patience. 1350 00:54:37,668 --> 00:54:39,371 Because, you know, some people, 1351 00:54:39,473 --> 00:54:40,668 they gotta find their own entry point. 1352 00:54:40,770 --> 00:54:42,207 - Entry point. - (Angela) Well... 1353 00:54:42,310 --> 00:54:44,142 - How did it begin? - Yeah. 1354 00:54:44,244 --> 00:54:45,608 Yeah, like, take us back. 1355 00:54:45,710 --> 00:54:47,514 Yeah, what's day one of this like? 1356 00:54:48,414 --> 00:54:50,682 I've always been bi-curious. 1357 00:54:51,317 --> 00:54:52,751 - Mm. - (Piña) For me, 1358 00:54:52,853 --> 00:54:57,251 the pleasure I get from being with a woman is different. 1359 00:54:57,353 --> 00:54:58,926 Yeah. 1360 00:54:59,028 --> 00:55:00,293 - Mm... Me too. - Right. 1361 00:55:00,395 --> 00:55:02,458 - And then Kai and... - (Joe) Valerie. 1362 00:55:02,561 --> 00:55:04,429 - Va... Vanessa! - (Joe) Vanessa! 1363 00:55:04,531 --> 00:55:06,230 Were you guys friends, or did you... 1364 00:55:06,332 --> 00:55:07,432 Did you meet on an app? 1365 00:55:07,534 --> 00:55:09,067 We're pretty negative on the apps. 1366 00:55:09,169 --> 00:55:10,537 Really? Interesting. 1367 00:55:10,639 --> 00:55:13,336 Swipe right, swipe left. It just seems very impersonal. 1368 00:55:13,438 --> 00:55:14,638 Yeah, it's impersonal. 1369 00:55:14,740 --> 00:55:16,345 - You don't want to gamify. - (Angela) Sure. 1370 00:55:16,447 --> 00:55:19,577 We like to meet people in person, like, eye to eye, 1371 00:55:19,679 --> 00:55:22,851 like, organic, real connection, you know? 1372 00:55:22,953 --> 00:55:23,913 There are conventions. 1373 00:55:24,048 --> 00:55:26,250 Oh, yes. That's good. Because you do, you need rules. 1374 00:55:26,352 --> 00:55:28,356 You need some boundaries. 1375 00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:30,993 No, no, I mean... there are actual conventions. 1376 00:55:31,095 --> 00:55:32,827 - Oh, wow. - Like at a Sandals? 1377 00:55:32,929 --> 00:55:33,821 - Yes. - Oh, wow. 1378 00:55:33,923 --> 00:55:35,958 (Piña) Conventions are very important. 1379 00:55:36,060 --> 00:55:39,299 - They also offer you a menu. - (Joe) Oh, a menu! 1380 00:55:39,401 --> 00:55:41,469 A menu. A menu of things you're into. 1381 00:55:41,571 --> 00:55:43,303 That's good. I like it's organized. I like a menu. 1382 00:55:43,405 --> 00:55:44,602 - You do love a menu. - That's nice. 1383 00:55:44,705 --> 00:55:46,673 - You do like organization. - That's great. 1384 00:55:46,775 --> 00:55:49,103 When you engage with someone, you already know what they want. 1385 00:55:49,205 --> 00:55:52,144 They have already sent their preferences in advance. 1386 00:55:52,246 --> 00:55:53,380 It's like "Below Deck." 1387 00:55:53,482 --> 00:55:55,476 It's like a preference sheet on "Below Deck." 1388 00:55:55,578 --> 00:55:56,880 It's a reality show. 1389 00:55:56,982 --> 00:55:58,613 - It's about yachts. - You're speaking our language. 1390 00:55:58,715 --> 00:56:00,052 We get it. We get it now. 1391 00:56:00,154 --> 00:56:01,355 Honestly, I think 1392 00:56:01,457 --> 00:56:04,853 maybe the best thing about group sex is, 1393 00:56:04,955 --> 00:56:08,396 it forces total clarity of communication. 1394 00:56:08,498 --> 00:56:10,829 Not the best thing, I wouldn't imagine. (Laughs) 1395 00:56:10,931 --> 00:56:13,662 - The sex is probably better. - The clear communication. 1396 00:56:13,764 --> 00:56:16,634 What happens if no one picks you? 1397 00:56:16,736 --> 00:56:18,407 It's like gym class - you get chosen last, 1398 00:56:18,509 --> 00:56:20,341 you gotta jerk off alone in the corner or something? 1399 00:56:20,443 --> 00:56:21,969 - I feel like that'd be me. - (Angela) No! 1400 00:56:22,071 --> 00:56:23,977 - (Hawk) It's not like that. - Don't worry. 1401 00:56:24,079 --> 00:56:25,313 You would be chosen. 1402 00:56:25,415 --> 00:56:27,675 - Yeah! - But yeah, how does that work? 1403 00:56:27,777 --> 00:56:29,147 (Hawk) No, no one gets excluded. 1404 00:56:29,249 --> 00:56:30,613 You know? I mean... 1405 00:56:30,715 --> 00:56:33,518 Obviously, anyone's free to watch 1406 00:56:33,620 --> 00:56:35,023 if they don't want to participate. 1407 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,393 All right, but... jealousy! 1408 00:56:37,495 --> 00:56:39,256 No one gets...? You don't... You don't get jealous? 1409 00:56:39,358 --> 00:56:40,528 There's no jealousy? 1410 00:56:40,630 --> 00:56:43,262 I think jealousy is a natural animalistic instinct, 1411 00:56:43,364 --> 00:56:44,933 but you have to replace it. 1412 00:56:45,035 --> 00:56:46,463 We practice compersion. 1413 00:56:46,566 --> 00:56:47,995 - Compression? - Compersion. 1414 00:56:48,097 --> 00:56:50,633 - (Joe) Compersion? - (Piña) Compersion. 1415 00:56:50,735 --> 00:56:53,337 Compersion is all about finding joy 1416 00:56:53,439 --> 00:56:54,840 in the joy of others. 1417 00:56:54,942 --> 00:56:58,411 - Wow! That would be... great. - Hard to wrap your head around. 1418 00:56:58,513 --> 00:57:00,414 And for me, there's nothing better 1419 00:57:00,517 --> 00:57:03,244 than watching my partner in the hands of another. 1420 00:57:03,346 --> 00:57:05,248 Wow! 1421 00:57:05,350 --> 00:57:06,349 (Joe) Beautiful. 1422 00:57:06,451 --> 00:57:08,449 (Angela) Oh, God. 1423 00:57:08,551 --> 00:57:10,225 That's nice. 1424 00:57:10,327 --> 00:57:12,822 - (Joe) Super nice. - Wow. So healthy. 1425 00:57:12,924 --> 00:57:16,130 - I feel healthy just seeing it. - That's... 1426 00:57:16,232 --> 00:57:17,496 And, you know, I love this. 1427 00:57:17,598 --> 00:57:19,267 I love that it's you and your friends. 1428 00:57:19,369 --> 00:57:21,094 It's like the four of you get together. 1429 00:57:21,197 --> 00:57:24,404 Four is such a good number. Yeah, it's round. 1430 00:57:24,506 --> 00:57:26,767 - Sometimes... - No more than six. 1431 00:57:26,869 --> 00:57:28,101 - (Joe) Six? - Six people? 1432 00:57:28,204 --> 00:57:30,408 Six is a lot. That's why it's so loud up there. 1433 00:57:30,511 --> 00:57:32,544 - Yeah... six. - (Laughs) Yeah. 1434 00:57:32,646 --> 00:57:34,978 (Hawk) We did go bigger last weekend. 1435 00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:38,184 That doesn't count because it was a special occasion. 1436 00:57:38,286 --> 00:57:39,386 It was Vanessa's birthday. 1437 00:57:39,488 --> 00:57:41,523 Wow! Well, a birthday's a birthday. 1438 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:44,018 Gotta celebrate the good things in life, I guess, right? 1439 00:57:44,121 --> 00:57:46,053 Yeah, and she wanted to have ten people, so... 1440 00:57:46,155 --> 00:57:48,624 Ten people. Are you fucking kidding me? 1441 00:57:48,727 --> 00:57:51,499 - Holy shit! Oh, my God! - Ten? 1442 00:57:51,601 --> 00:57:53,261 - We rented a house in Bolinas. - (Joe) Oh, nice! 1443 00:57:53,363 --> 00:57:55,603 - Really nice. So foggy, and... - (Joe) Really lovely, yeah. 1444 00:57:55,705 --> 00:57:57,939 - (Hawk) We were so energized. - (Piña) So energized. 1445 00:57:58,041 --> 00:57:59,538 You feel superhuman. 1446 00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,276 - Honestly, it was... - It was a high. 1447 00:58:01,378 --> 00:58:02,677 It was, for me, the best in my life. 1448 00:58:02,779 --> 00:58:05,478 It was the best experience that we've had. It really was. 1449 00:58:05,580 --> 00:58:07,546 - God! - (Joe) Wow. God bless you. 1450 00:58:07,648 --> 00:58:10,045 - Vanessa must be great. - (Joe) Yeah. 1451 00:58:10,147 --> 00:58:12,285 Is she just, like... I'm imagining just like a... 1452 00:58:12,388 --> 00:58:14,183 like a ball of youthful energy. 1453 00:58:14,285 --> 00:58:16,989 - Is she just, like, young...? - No, Vanessa's very mature. 1454 00:58:17,092 --> 00:58:18,087 She's old? 1455 00:58:18,222 --> 00:58:19,892 - No, I wouldn't say she's... - (Piña) Well, she's... 1456 00:58:19,994 --> 00:58:22,130 That means she's really old if you don't know. (Laughs) 1457 00:58:22,232 --> 00:58:23,457 - She's old. - (Hawk) No... 1458 00:58:23,559 --> 00:58:24,696 Older... 1459 00:58:24,798 --> 00:58:26,465 Next time you're in there, count the rings. 1460 00:58:26,567 --> 00:58:27,996 (Hawk) A veteran in our group. 1461 00:58:28,098 --> 00:58:29,832 She's the most experienced person in our... 1462 00:58:29,934 --> 00:58:31,405 (Joe) She's an oldie, but a goodie. 1463 00:58:31,507 --> 00:58:33,971 I've learned so much from that woman. 1464 00:58:34,073 --> 00:58:37,641 She knows everything about the depth of tantric sex. 1465 00:58:37,743 --> 00:58:40,478 - Oh. - Not jizzing. Like Sting. 1466 00:58:40,581 --> 00:58:42,009 She got me to hold onto my chi. 1467 00:58:42,111 --> 00:58:44,352 - (Joe) Wow. - She pushed us into anal. 1468 00:58:44,454 --> 00:58:46,585 - Pushed you into anal? - Into anal. 1469 00:58:46,687 --> 00:58:48,420 (Hawk) It's not for everybody, but... 1470 00:58:48,522 --> 00:58:49,654 I hope she pushed you gently. 1471 00:58:49,756 --> 00:58:51,921 - We did really like it. - I do love anal. 1472 00:58:52,023 --> 00:58:53,760 Yeah. Who doesn't? Who doesn't love anal? 1473 00:58:53,862 --> 00:58:55,891 - (Joe) Holidays, weekends... - Special occasions. 1474 00:58:55,993 --> 00:58:57,999 - (Joe) Yeah. - But I love giving it. 1475 00:58:58,101 --> 00:58:59,195 (Angela and Joe) Oh! 1476 00:58:59,297 --> 00:59:03,470 And I don't wanna speak for him, but he loves receiving it. 1477 00:59:03,572 --> 00:59:05,701 - Oh! - (Hawk) I actually really do. 1478 00:59:05,804 --> 00:59:07,236 I get a lot of value out of it. 1479 00:59:07,338 --> 00:59:10,873 Pegging! That's... Podcast! That's what that is, right? 1480 00:59:10,975 --> 00:59:12,345 - You wear a... - (Piña) A strap-on. 1481 00:59:12,448 --> 00:59:14,479 - A strap-on. - Oh, wow! Cool. 1482 00:59:14,581 --> 00:59:16,278 Vanessa likes a handheld device. 1483 00:59:16,380 --> 00:59:17,550 Wow. 1484 00:59:17,652 --> 00:59:19,351 But it's not really about penetration. 1485 00:59:19,453 --> 00:59:20,520 I mean, it is a little. 1486 00:59:20,622 --> 00:59:21,916 No, it's not really about penetration. 1487 00:59:22,018 --> 00:59:23,557 - It's about surrender. - Oh. 1488 00:59:23,659 --> 00:59:25,458 Yeah, you just gotta surrender that body. 1489 00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:27,027 (Joe) Yeah. Surrender that bod. 1490 00:59:27,129 --> 00:59:28,021 Just give it. 1491 00:59:28,123 --> 00:59:29,558 'Cause sex is not a thing you do. 1492 00:59:29,660 --> 00:59:31,463 It's a place you go. 1493 00:59:31,565 --> 00:59:33,501 Is the place Hawk's butthole? 1494 00:59:33,604 --> 00:59:35,269 - Sometimes (Laughing) - (Joe) On birthdays. 1495 00:59:35,372 --> 00:59:36,736 Wow! And the menu thing is cool 1496 00:59:36,838 --> 00:59:39,573 because anyone who has a fantasy can just order. 1497 00:59:39,675 --> 00:59:41,772 The menu is amazing. You've got bondage, 1498 00:59:41,874 --> 00:59:44,211 you've got role playing, you've got... 1499 00:59:44,313 --> 00:59:46,744 - DP. You have... - DP? 1500 00:59:46,846 --> 00:59:49,913 DP. Uh... double penetration, right? 1501 00:59:50,015 --> 00:59:51,683 I mean, I'm assuming... Is that not...? 1502 00:59:51,785 --> 00:59:53,286 - It's on the menu. - I don't do that. 1503 00:59:53,388 --> 00:59:55,953 - No. - We don't. We... 1504 00:59:56,055 --> 00:59:58,086 Porn tropes don't tend to be our group's thing. 1505 00:59:58,189 --> 00:59:59,754 - But it is on the menu. - Don't wanna be tropey. 1506 00:59:59,856 --> 01:00:00,990 Hey, it's on the menu. 1507 01:00:01,093 --> 01:00:02,995 - Yeah. I mean, I just... - It's on the menu. 1508 01:00:03,097 --> 01:00:05,029 Might not... I'm just saying. We don't have to judge it. 1509 01:00:05,131 --> 01:00:08,030 It's something that some people might have on there. 1510 01:00:08,133 --> 01:00:09,567 - Double penetration. - Double penetration. 1511 01:00:09,669 --> 01:00:10,903 You were listing other stuff. 1512 01:00:11,005 --> 01:00:12,702 Hey, you're a fireman who likes to be pegged, so... 1513 01:00:12,805 --> 01:00:14,241 - Firefighter. - Firefighter. 1514 01:00:14,343 --> 01:00:16,741 He loves to be pegged. 1515 01:00:16,843 --> 01:00:18,541 - So, fair point, fair point. - Yes. 1516 01:00:18,643 --> 01:00:20,114 I'm just, yeah... 1517 01:00:20,216 --> 01:00:22,112 Honestly, like... 1518 01:00:23,753 --> 01:00:25,887 This is not how I was expecting this to go. 1519 01:00:25,989 --> 01:00:27,819 And I... 1520 01:00:27,921 --> 01:00:30,217 I honestly feel like I have much more insight 1521 01:00:30,319 --> 01:00:32,890 into what the fuck is going on up there, 1522 01:00:32,993 --> 01:00:35,158 and I feel better about it 'cause it's not... 1523 01:00:35,260 --> 01:00:37,630 you know, your run-of-the-mill married people sex. 1524 01:00:37,732 --> 01:00:39,728 I guess it is something exceptional 1525 01:00:39,830 --> 01:00:41,403 happening above our heads. 1526 01:00:41,505 --> 01:00:43,700 - Yes. - Thank you for telling us. 1527 01:00:43,803 --> 01:00:45,803 And I guess ultimately, just... 1528 01:00:45,905 --> 01:00:47,775 you know, maybe try to keep it down. 1529 01:00:47,877 --> 01:00:50,376 If you have another big birthday or holiday, Arbor Day, 1530 01:00:50,478 --> 01:00:52,576 maybe go to Bolinas again. 1531 01:00:52,678 --> 01:00:54,548 Get an Airbnb. Thank you. 1532 01:00:54,650 --> 01:00:56,382 Thank you for being so understanding 1533 01:00:56,484 --> 01:00:58,015 and accepting and so warm. 1534 01:00:58,117 --> 01:01:01,382 - We accept. We are accepting. - My new friends! 1535 01:01:02,490 --> 01:01:05,056 - Thank you. - Guys! 1536 01:01:06,191 --> 01:01:07,590 - That's very sweet. - (Angela) I love this. 1537 01:01:07,692 --> 01:01:08,792 This is so lovely. 1538 01:01:08,894 --> 01:01:10,257 I know we haven't hung out a lot, 1539 01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:13,130 but you guys have seemed cool and progressive. 1540 01:01:13,232 --> 01:01:16,298 We are, yeah. I mean, I'm an independent, technically. 1541 01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,100 - But no, we're pretty, uh... - Not like the Anavias. 1542 01:01:18,203 --> 01:01:20,069 No, we're more... They're single penetration. 1543 01:01:20,171 --> 01:01:23,472 - They don't seem very open. - Not at all. 1544 01:01:23,574 --> 01:01:24,875 Exactly. 1545 01:01:25,310 --> 01:01:28,183 You guys, when you stop fighting, you're really funny. 1546 01:01:28,285 --> 01:01:30,378 We are... pretty chill. 1547 01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:33,585 (Hawk) I knew Angela was cool, but Joe, I... I didn't... 1548 01:01:33,687 --> 01:01:35,051 - I wasn't sure. - Oh, yeah? 1549 01:01:35,153 --> 01:01:37,085 - Getting to hang out now, I... - Thanks. 1550 01:01:37,187 --> 01:01:38,656 I don't know, I really appreciate it. 1551 01:01:38,759 --> 01:01:40,122 How'd you know she was so cool? 1552 01:01:40,224 --> 01:01:42,523 - Because I'm cool. I'm cool! - Oh, yeah. 1553 01:01:42,625 --> 01:01:44,732 - (Hawk) There's this thing... - (Piña) Look at this face. 1554 01:01:44,834 --> 01:01:46,965 - And the window thing. - Piña knows I'm cool. 1555 01:01:47,067 --> 01:01:50,371 - The what? The window thing? - (Speaks Spanish) 1556 01:01:50,474 --> 01:01:51,634 - What window thing? - No... 1557 01:01:51,736 --> 01:01:52,936 What window thing? 1558 01:01:53,038 --> 01:01:54,568 What window thing are you talking about? 1559 01:01:54,670 --> 01:02:00,782 Angela likes to be looked at naked in the window sometimes. 1560 01:02:02,847 --> 01:02:04,647 You've seen my wife naked? 1561 01:02:04,749 --> 01:02:06,219 No, not in person. 1562 01:02:06,321 --> 01:02:07,755 Not in person. 1563 01:02:07,857 --> 01:02:11,886 She likes to walk around... through the window. 1564 01:02:11,988 --> 01:02:14,022 Just through the window. 1565 01:02:14,124 --> 01:02:18,195 It's a little cute ritual she does. 1566 01:02:18,994 --> 01:02:22,265 (Chuckles awkwardly) 1567 01:02:27,441 --> 01:02:28,370 What the fuck? 1568 01:02:33,014 --> 01:02:34,410 - What is he talking about? - (Angela) Nothing. 1569 01:02:34,512 --> 01:02:35,912 - What is he talking about? - (Angela) Nothing, nothing. 1570 01:02:36,014 --> 01:02:37,180 Tell me what he is talking about. 1571 01:02:37,282 --> 01:02:40,148 That might have happened, like, once by accident. 1572 01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:41,985 - I don't... This is... - (Hawk) I mean, 1573 01:02:42,087 --> 01:02:44,021 it happened more than once, but... 1574 01:02:44,124 --> 01:02:46,294 Word on the street is it was more than once. 1575 01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:47,289 (Hawk) Is this a big deal? 1576 01:02:47,391 --> 01:02:49,262 Why do I feel like everyone knows something here, 1577 01:02:49,364 --> 01:02:50,825 except for me? 1578 01:02:51,361 --> 01:02:53,128 I want you to come here and explain to me 1579 01:02:53,230 --> 01:02:55,930 what the fuck is going on, please. 1580 01:02:56,466 --> 01:02:58,200 - You want me to explain? - I would love that. 1581 01:02:58,302 --> 01:03:00,170 - I will explain myself, Joe. - Please do. 1582 01:03:00,272 --> 01:03:01,770 The first time, I was coming outta the shower... 1583 01:03:01,872 --> 01:03:03,042 The first time! 1584 01:03:03,144 --> 01:03:07,013 ...I was nude, and I was on my way to the living room, 1585 01:03:07,115 --> 01:03:10,945 and I looked up, and he saw me, and I saw him seeing me, 1586 01:03:11,047 --> 01:03:12,420 and then I kept going. 1587 01:03:12,522 --> 01:03:14,016 That is exactly what happened. 1588 01:03:14,118 --> 01:03:15,117 Will you shut the fuck up, Hawk? 1589 01:03:15,219 --> 01:03:17,023 And then since then, after I shower, 1590 01:03:17,125 --> 01:03:20,060 I walk past knowing that he might be watching me. 1591 01:03:20,162 --> 01:03:22,930 My God, it's a little sick ritual you guys have together? 1592 01:03:23,032 --> 01:03:25,730 It is. It is like a little ritual that I actually enjoy 1593 01:03:25,832 --> 01:03:27,330 because it makes me feel good, 1594 01:03:27,432 --> 01:03:30,637 because I do in fact like to be looked at naked, Joe. 1595 01:03:30,739 --> 01:03:32,340 - Is that OK? - No, it's not OK. 1596 01:03:32,442 --> 01:03:33,467 Why would that be OK? 1597 01:03:33,569 --> 01:03:35,443 It's not like I'm looking at him in the eyes. 1598 01:03:35,545 --> 01:03:36,743 I've never made eye contact. 1599 01:03:36,845 --> 01:03:38,613 - No, never once. - Who gives a fuck? 1600 01:03:38,715 --> 01:03:40,043 What does that have to do with anything? 1601 01:03:40,145 --> 01:03:42,109 - That is a huge deal. - No, it isn't. 1602 01:03:42,212 --> 01:03:44,619 I don't care about that at all! 1603 01:03:44,721 --> 01:03:47,150 Do you even care? You barely look at me. 1604 01:03:47,252 --> 01:03:48,852 I don't even understand why you're upset. 1605 01:03:48,954 --> 01:03:50,952 So, this is somehow my fault. 1606 01:03:51,054 --> 01:03:52,486 That's fucking crazy! 1607 01:03:52,588 --> 01:03:54,762 That's why you don't want curtains on the window, 1608 01:03:54,864 --> 01:03:57,365 so the fireman can see your fucking tits. 1609 01:03:57,467 --> 01:03:58,832 This is fucked, Angela. 1610 01:03:58,935 --> 01:04:01,633 But Joe, it's not fucked. It's not. It's not. 1611 01:04:01,735 --> 01:04:03,135 How is this not fucked? 1612 01:04:03,237 --> 01:04:04,935 Please enlighten me and say how this isn't fucked. 1613 01:04:05,037 --> 01:04:06,573 I think what she's doing is great. 1614 01:04:06,675 --> 01:04:07,705 It's actually very helpful. 1615 01:04:07,807 --> 01:04:09,541 - For whom? - For her! 1616 01:04:09,643 --> 01:04:11,644 And for us. Women. 1617 01:04:11,746 --> 01:04:13,076 You know how many women let go 1618 01:04:13,178 --> 01:04:15,516 of their erotic aspirations for good? 1619 01:04:15,952 --> 01:04:17,884 You know how difficult it is, what she's doing, 1620 01:04:17,986 --> 01:04:19,312 that she's trying to connect with that part 1621 01:04:19,414 --> 01:04:20,820 that she had lost? Good for you. 1622 01:04:20,922 --> 01:04:22,418 - Thank you. - (Joe) Bravo. Great work. 1623 01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:24,122 - Very important work. - Fuck you! It is important. 1624 01:04:24,224 --> 01:04:25,823 Hope you got a fucking Pulitzer for this shit. 1625 01:04:25,925 --> 01:04:27,090 - It is important. - Yeah? 1626 01:04:27,192 --> 01:04:29,496 Yes. What do we all want? Be honest. 1627 01:04:29,598 --> 01:04:31,559 To desire, to be desired. 1628 01:04:33,036 --> 01:04:35,364 Maybe that's why you look at my boobs in the elevator 1629 01:04:35,466 --> 01:04:39,069 - every time I see you. - Oh... (Laughs) Really? 1630 01:04:39,171 --> 01:04:40,904 Joe looks at your boobs in the elevator. 1631 01:04:41,006 --> 01:04:42,409 -I'm so sorry, Piña. -No. 1632 01:04:42,511 --> 01:04:44,007 Really, Joe? Wow! 1633 01:04:44,109 --> 01:04:45,879 He thinks I don't notice, but I do. 1634 01:04:45,981 --> 01:04:47,679 It's like a little game we have, right? 1635 01:04:47,781 --> 01:04:49,181 Such a fucking hypocrite. 1636 01:04:49,283 --> 01:04:51,579 I don't... I don't... They're out there sometimes. 1637 01:04:51,681 --> 01:04:53,784 - They're hard not to see. - Let me ask you something. 1638 01:04:53,886 --> 01:04:56,017 When you look at my boobs, 1639 01:04:56,119 --> 01:04:59,352 do they seem - my boobs - 1640 01:04:59,454 --> 01:05:01,528 do they seem out of reach to you? 1641 01:05:01,630 --> 01:05:03,060 No, it's a small elevator. 1642 01:05:03,162 --> 01:05:05,032 I could just grab 'em if I wanted. 1643 01:05:05,134 --> 01:05:07,529 - That's not what I'm asking. - What are you asking? 1644 01:05:08,464 --> 01:05:12,468 Do you feel worthy of desiring them? 1645 01:05:14,143 --> 01:05:17,172 I've never thought about that for one fucking second. 1646 01:05:17,541 --> 01:05:20,345 Do me a favor. Please look at my boobs right now. 1647 01:05:20,447 --> 01:05:23,079 - What is happening right now? - Look at them. Look at them. 1648 01:05:23,181 --> 01:05:24,444 (Joe) I don't want to right now. 1649 01:05:24,546 --> 01:05:26,186 - (Piña) Look! - (Angela) Look at them. 1650 01:05:26,288 --> 01:05:27,715 - (Angela) Joe, look at them. - (Joe) I don't wanna right now. 1651 01:05:27,817 --> 01:05:29,953 - (Angela) Don't be rude. - It's fine. You just enjoy it. 1652 01:05:30,055 --> 01:05:31,924 Don't be rude! Look at them. 1653 01:05:32,026 --> 01:05:33,289 I don't wanna look at them. I don't... 1654 01:05:33,392 --> 01:05:35,992 Why are you teaming up on me, for God's sakes? 1655 01:05:36,095 --> 01:05:37,999 Look, I'm not a sicko like you. 1656 01:05:38,101 --> 01:05:40,932 I ain't gonna look at another man's wife's fucking tits 1657 01:05:41,034 --> 01:05:43,035 to jerk off to, OK? I'm normal. 1658 01:05:43,137 --> 01:05:44,802 - Who's doing that? - You're doing that. 1659 01:05:44,904 --> 01:05:45,938 - Who? - (Joe) You! 1660 01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:47,638 - When? - Every morning, apparently. 1661 01:05:47,740 --> 01:05:49,608 What? No. I... 1662 01:05:49,710 --> 01:05:51,142 I make love to Piña. 1663 01:05:51,244 --> 01:05:54,041 I tell her about Angela when I see her, 1664 01:05:54,143 --> 01:05:56,318 and she likes it. 1665 01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:57,346 It's our thing. 1666 01:05:57,448 --> 01:06:02,619 Oh, you guys talk about me when you're... 1667 01:06:03,288 --> 01:06:05,521 - Yes, my love, of course we do. - Yeah. 1668 01:06:06,222 --> 01:06:07,921 (Angela chuckling) Oh... 1669 01:06:08,023 --> 01:06:09,792 Really? 1670 01:06:09,894 --> 01:06:11,332 (Piña) A lot. 1671 01:06:11,434 --> 01:06:12,361 (Angela) Wow! 1672 01:06:12,463 --> 01:06:13,967 I see what's happening right now, Angela. 1673 01:06:14,069 --> 01:06:16,365 - What? - This whole thing was a setup. 1674 01:06:16,468 --> 01:06:18,565 You planned this whole fucking thing right now. 1675 01:06:18,667 --> 01:06:20,170 - What are you talking about? - Holy shit! 1676 01:06:20,272 --> 01:06:22,172 The cheese, the soufflé and the meat, 1677 01:06:22,274 --> 01:06:23,671 and you didn't tell me they were coming. 1678 01:06:23,773 --> 01:06:25,507 You were trying to have a threesome with these people. 1679 01:06:25,609 --> 01:06:28,144 You knew they were fucking other people up there, 1680 01:06:28,246 --> 01:06:30,181 and you planned this whole thing. 1681 01:06:30,284 --> 01:06:32,750 This is fucking crazy, even for you, Angela. 1682 01:06:32,852 --> 01:06:33,986 What the fuck, Joe! 1683 01:06:34,088 --> 01:06:35,756 I was just trying to have a nice night 1684 01:06:35,858 --> 01:06:37,020 with some fucking wine and cheese. 1685 01:06:37,122 --> 01:06:38,186 What are you talking about? 1686 01:06:38,288 --> 01:06:40,028 You wanna all fuck each other! 1687 01:06:40,130 --> 01:06:42,589 You've been plotting this whole thing behind my back. 1688 01:06:42,691 --> 01:06:44,928 - Stop laughing at me. - (Hawk) Joe. Joe. 1689 01:06:45,030 --> 01:06:46,768 - Joe... - (Joe) What? 1690 01:06:46,870 --> 01:06:48,496 That is not what has been happening. 1691 01:06:48,598 --> 01:06:50,498 - No? Then what? - (Piña) No, of course not. 1692 01:06:50,601 --> 01:06:52,068 (Hawk) Did we ever talk to Angela about this? 1693 01:06:52,171 --> 01:06:54,208 - Never. - (Hawk) Never. Never. 1694 01:06:54,310 --> 01:06:57,474 I mean, it's... It is sort of why we came down here, but... 1695 01:06:59,978 --> 01:07:01,742 (Speaking Spanish) 1696 01:07:03,787 --> 01:07:06,718 Do not speak Spanish. Stop it. 1697 01:07:06,820 --> 01:07:09,491 (Speaking Spanish) 1698 01:07:09,593 --> 01:07:10,953 Stop speaking Spanish! 1699 01:07:11,055 --> 01:07:12,360 (Speaking Spanish) 1700 01:07:12,462 --> 01:07:14,755 OK. OK. OK. 1701 01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:17,694 Joe, Angela... 1702 01:07:17,796 --> 01:07:19,692 Um... 1703 01:07:19,795 --> 01:07:22,598 We did come down here tonight to invite you. 1704 01:07:23,807 --> 01:07:26,338 - Invite us...? - To join us. 1705 01:07:27,236 --> 01:07:29,170 Join you for... 1706 01:07:29,272 --> 01:07:31,046 - For sex. - ...sex. 1707 01:07:31,879 --> 01:07:33,741 - Sex. - For group sex. 1708 01:07:34,649 --> 01:07:35,611 What else? 1709 01:07:36,817 --> 01:07:38,851 - Us? - Yes. 1710 01:07:38,954 --> 01:07:41,686 - Me? - (Piña) Both of you. 1711 01:07:41,788 --> 01:07:43,021 Both of who? 1712 01:07:43,123 --> 01:07:45,453 - Both of you. - Including me? 1713 01:07:45,555 --> 01:07:48,829 Yeah, both... Both of you means you. 1714 01:07:48,931 --> 01:07:50,493 - Did you hear that, Joe? - I did. 1715 01:07:50,595 --> 01:07:52,294 - Angela, did you hear that? - (Angela) Sure did. 1716 01:07:52,396 --> 01:07:53,630 You heard that, too? All right. 1717 01:07:53,732 --> 01:07:58,239 We've been talking about this for quite a while, actually. 1718 01:07:58,341 --> 01:07:59,501 Oh? 1719 01:07:59,604 --> 01:08:03,243 We feel a very strong connection with you guys. 1720 01:08:03,742 --> 01:08:04,838 OK. 1721 01:08:04,940 --> 01:08:07,144 (Hawk) We were getting signals, you know, in the window. 1722 01:08:07,246 --> 01:08:08,916 - OK. - (Hawk) In the elevator. 1723 01:08:09,018 --> 01:08:12,149 They seem to be very warm signals. 1724 01:08:12,251 --> 01:08:14,889 - Signals we liked. So... - Wow! 1725 01:08:14,991 --> 01:08:17,092 (Hawk) That's what this has been about. 1726 01:08:17,459 --> 01:08:18,726 OK? 1727 01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:21,257 That is so nice. Thank you. 1728 01:08:21,359 --> 01:08:23,360 - Yeah. - Oh, say thank you, Joe. 1729 01:08:23,462 --> 01:08:25,998 - Thank you. - Thank you. Very flattering. 1730 01:08:26,100 --> 01:08:27,561 - Feel very complimented. - Mm-hmm. 1731 01:08:27,663 --> 01:08:30,666 We find you very, very attractive. 1732 01:08:32,172 --> 01:08:35,838 - Thank you. - We talk about you. 1733 01:08:35,940 --> 01:08:37,843 I know. 1734 01:08:37,945 --> 01:08:39,947 You talk about my orgasms. 1735 01:08:40,049 --> 01:08:42,117 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - (Joe chuckling) A lot. 1736 01:08:43,184 --> 01:08:45,513 - We really do. Yeah. - (Piña) OK. 1737 01:08:45,615 --> 01:08:47,549 I think, um... even before we came down, 1738 01:08:47,652 --> 01:08:50,356 we said you guys have a real quiet sex appeal. 1739 01:08:51,157 --> 01:08:53,653 So do you two, too... as well. 1740 01:08:53,755 --> 01:08:55,154 - I wouldn't say it was quiet. - No. 1741 01:08:55,257 --> 01:08:57,264 (Laughing) 1742 01:08:58,527 --> 01:09:01,233 So, we want to propose to you 1743 01:09:01,336 --> 01:09:04,601 that we share a sexual experience together. OK? 1744 01:09:05,301 --> 01:09:07,142 Just to be clear... 1745 01:09:07,876 --> 01:09:11,943 You, you, her... and me? 1746 01:09:12,045 --> 01:09:13,111 - (Piña) Yes. - Me too? 1747 01:09:13,213 --> 01:09:14,682 - (Piña) Yes, also you. - OK. 1748 01:09:14,784 --> 01:09:15,777 - (Piña) Yes. - OK. 1749 01:09:15,879 --> 01:09:19,349 But, but, but... it doesn't have to be tonight, OK? 1750 01:09:19,451 --> 01:09:21,418 - Oh... Right. - (Piña) No pressure. 1751 01:09:21,521 --> 01:09:23,691 - (Hawk) But it could be. - Could be tonight. 1752 01:09:24,127 --> 01:09:25,887 - I brought condoms and... - (Joe) Condoms! 1753 01:09:25,989 --> 01:09:27,290 Wow! 1754 01:09:27,392 --> 01:09:29,892 - It's like it's pre 9/11. - Wow! 1755 01:09:29,994 --> 01:09:31,199 How do... 1756 01:09:31,301 --> 01:09:34,035 Hypothetically speaking, like, if this were something 1757 01:09:34,137 --> 01:09:36,364 that we were to consider proceeding with... 1758 01:09:36,466 --> 01:09:38,799 Yeah, how would this shake down? 1759 01:09:38,901 --> 01:09:42,911 What would the procedural protocol be, technically? 1760 01:09:43,013 --> 01:09:45,078 - The procedural protocol? - Yeah. 1761 01:09:45,180 --> 01:09:47,308 - Just... to know. - Just to know. 1762 01:09:47,410 --> 01:09:49,446 Just so we could, yeah... 1763 01:09:49,548 --> 01:09:51,184 I mean, that's what we were talking about. 1764 01:09:51,286 --> 01:09:53,153 Right! Just, like, to recap really quick. 1765 01:09:53,255 --> 01:09:57,819 Just, specifically, how would this work? 1766 01:09:58,927 --> 01:10:01,195 We can all be together. 1767 01:10:01,297 --> 01:10:04,095 - We can watch you. - You don't wanna do that. 1768 01:10:04,198 --> 01:10:07,134 We could, um... obviously swap. 1769 01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:09,467 - (Angela) Uh-huh. - Swap. A little swaparoo. 1770 01:10:09,569 --> 01:10:14,576 Sometimes it helps to... to add a neutral element. 1771 01:10:14,678 --> 01:10:15,907 Like a referee. 1772 01:10:16,009 --> 01:10:17,809 (Speaking Spanish) 1773 01:10:17,911 --> 01:10:19,379 Carolina... 1774 01:10:21,245 --> 01:10:22,448 No Pepe, no Thomas. 1775 01:10:22,550 --> 01:10:25,082 Think I'm with Hawk on this one. No Pepe, no Thomas. 1776 01:10:25,184 --> 01:10:26,715 - I think... - Yeah. 1777 01:10:26,817 --> 01:10:28,923 - It's whatever we want... - Whatever you want. 1778 01:10:29,025 --> 01:10:31,023 - ...and whenever. - Whenever. 1779 01:10:31,125 --> 01:10:33,387 Consider it an open invite. 1780 01:10:33,489 --> 01:10:34,656 - All right. - Right. 1781 01:10:34,758 --> 01:10:39,729 But tonight, again, tonight is on the table. 1782 01:10:40,162 --> 01:10:41,294 OK. 1783 01:10:41,863 --> 01:10:43,771 Weeknights are tough because of Maggie. 1784 01:10:43,873 --> 01:10:45,172 Weekends... also tough. 1785 01:10:45,274 --> 01:10:46,566 I'm actually training for a half-marathon. 1786 01:10:46,669 --> 01:10:47,900 They're inviting us to an orgy, 1787 01:10:48,003 --> 01:10:50,778 and you're giving them your Google calendar? 1788 01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:52,209 You overthink everything! 1789 01:10:52,312 --> 01:10:53,874 You're overthinking this as well. 1790 01:10:53,976 --> 01:10:56,415 At least I'm brave enough to get into scheduling. 1791 01:10:56,517 --> 01:10:58,480 You've literally offered me no logistical help. 1792 01:10:58,582 --> 01:11:00,521 - I'll do this. - Oh, really? 1793 01:11:00,623 --> 01:11:02,687 I'll schedule it for right now. I'll fuck you guys right now. 1794 01:11:02,789 --> 01:11:05,588 Incredible how unsexy you're managing to make this moment! 1795 01:11:05,690 --> 01:11:08,656 OK, OK, OK, I'm... I'm getting worried. 1796 01:11:08,758 --> 01:11:12,660 - (Joe) Why? - Yeah, because... hmm...! 1797 01:11:12,762 --> 01:11:17,236 As horny as I am right now, I just... 1798 01:11:17,338 --> 01:11:20,572 We cannot do this from an angry place. 1799 01:11:20,674 --> 01:11:22,705 - No, no, no. We're not angry. - I'm actually not angry. 1800 01:11:22,807 --> 01:11:26,047 This is me happy. You just haven't seen it yet. 1801 01:11:26,149 --> 01:11:28,346 I don't think you guys are there. 1802 01:11:28,448 --> 01:11:30,082 We're there. I can't speak for him, 1803 01:11:30,185 --> 01:11:31,482 but personally, I'm very there. 1804 01:11:31,584 --> 01:11:32,946 I feel very good about this. I feel there. 1805 01:11:33,048 --> 01:11:34,554 - I would actually do this. - I would do this. 1806 01:11:34,656 --> 01:11:36,090 - You would actually do this? - Yeah. Do you wanna do this? 1807 01:11:36,192 --> 01:11:37,418 - I would do this. - We're doing this. 1808 01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:38,986 I think we would do this. 1809 01:11:39,088 --> 01:11:42,527 If this connection is not coming from a healthy place... 1810 01:11:42,629 --> 01:11:46,599 - Very healthy! - We are in need of expansion. 1811 01:11:46,701 --> 01:11:49,166 I think it'd be very healthy for us on an emotional level, 1812 01:11:49,268 --> 01:11:50,568 just in a positive way. 1813 01:11:50,670 --> 01:11:52,436 - That's a good reason. - That is a good reason. 1814 01:11:52,538 --> 01:11:54,067 - Everyone's a little buzzed. - Yeah. 1815 01:11:54,169 --> 01:11:57,078 - Feeling good, feeling loose. - They're good reasons. 1816 01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:58,475 - We haven't eaten too much. - Right. 1817 01:11:58,577 --> 01:12:00,079 We have relatively empty stomachs. 1818 01:12:00,182 --> 01:12:01,711 Yeah, and Maggie's not home. 1819 01:12:01,813 --> 01:12:03,812 I'm sorry. I just mean it's, like, a good time 1820 01:12:03,914 --> 01:12:06,216 because it's a free time. It's a good time for us. 1821 01:12:06,318 --> 01:12:07,989 I'd say there's, uh... 1822 01:12:08,091 --> 01:12:10,690 - no time like ahora. - Yeah. 1823 01:12:11,059 --> 01:12:12,523 - (Angela) Ahora. - Ahora. 1824 01:12:12,626 --> 01:12:14,962 - (Hawk) I'm good with ahora. - (Angela) Yeah! 1825 01:12:15,064 --> 01:12:16,729 - Ahora. - Definitely ahora. 1826 01:12:16,831 --> 01:12:17,893 Yeah. 1827 01:12:20,834 --> 01:12:24,339 I don't think this is the night for all of us together. 1828 01:12:25,105 --> 01:12:26,902 - Right. - Fuck! 1829 01:12:27,804 --> 01:12:31,577 But we could try to connect separately. 1830 01:12:32,615 --> 01:12:33,881 Oh? 1831 01:12:33,983 --> 01:12:36,147 - Yeah. - All right. 1832 01:12:36,249 --> 01:12:37,819 - (Angela) Yeah. - OK. 1833 01:12:37,921 --> 01:12:38,848 - Joe. - (Joe) Yes? 1834 01:12:38,950 --> 01:12:41,249 How would you feel about spending a little bit of time 1835 01:12:41,351 --> 01:12:42,753 alone with me? 1836 01:12:45,328 --> 01:12:47,290 - How would you feel about that? - Mm, I'm... 1837 01:12:47,392 --> 01:12:48,425 You'd feel good about it? 1838 01:12:48,527 --> 01:12:49,794 - You'd feel OK about it? - Mm-hmm. 1839 01:12:49,896 --> 01:12:53,331 Then I would also feel good about that as a plan of action 1840 01:12:53,433 --> 01:12:55,535 I would be willing to proceed with. 1841 01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:57,703 Angela? 1842 01:12:58,306 --> 01:13:00,470 - Uh... - Knock yourself out! 1843 01:13:00,572 --> 01:13:04,306 Yeah. I do... Yes! That. Yes. 1844 01:13:04,508 --> 01:13:07,014 - Look at us. - OK. 1845 01:13:07,116 --> 01:13:08,311 - Whew! - Hey... come on. 1846 01:13:08,413 --> 01:13:10,748 - OK. - OK. Yeah. 1847 01:13:12,586 --> 01:13:14,053 We're gonna separate but still be together, 1848 01:13:14,155 --> 01:13:16,451 so... feeling positive? 1849 01:13:16,553 --> 01:13:18,156 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1850 01:13:18,258 --> 01:13:20,021 Joe, any reservations? 1851 01:13:21,095 --> 01:13:22,824 I would maybe prefer 1852 01:13:22,926 --> 01:13:25,529 not to have pegging performed on my body. 1853 01:13:25,631 --> 01:13:27,431 - Oh, I... I respect that. - Thanks. 1854 01:13:27,533 --> 01:13:29,230 Positive otherwise, though. OK? 1855 01:13:29,333 --> 01:13:30,970 Yes. Yeah. 1856 01:13:31,072 --> 01:13:33,337 So, your bedroom? 1857 01:13:33,439 --> 01:13:34,502 - No! - Not our bedroom. 1858 01:13:34,604 --> 01:13:36,340 - No, no, no. - Maggie? 1859 01:13:36,443 --> 01:13:39,377 - No! Gross. Uh... - Maybe... 1860 01:13:39,479 --> 01:13:40,478 - ...your office. - ...my office. 1861 01:13:40,580 --> 01:13:41,916 - We could... - I like your office. 1862 01:13:42,018 --> 01:13:42,978 - Oh! - It's nice. 1863 01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:45,586 You guys could take the, um... arts and craft room. 1864 01:13:45,688 --> 01:13:47,551 No, I think it's too small. I feel like the kitchen is... 1865 01:13:47,653 --> 01:13:48,951 - Maybe the kitchen. - Is that OK? 1866 01:13:49,053 --> 01:13:50,418 - (Hawk) We'll make that work. - It's just renovated. 1867 01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:51,991 We'll make it work. 1868 01:13:52,093 --> 01:13:54,358 - Great. - Cool. 1869 01:13:54,828 --> 01:13:57,725 (Piña speaks Spanish) Good luck. Enjoy, everybody. 1870 01:13:57,827 --> 01:13:59,797 - Thank you, yes. - See you soon. 1871 01:13:59,899 --> 01:14:02,499 - Feel very good about all this. - Great, very positive. 1872 01:14:02,601 --> 01:14:04,967 - Cool. - Angela... (Whispering) 1873 01:14:05,534 --> 01:14:07,442 (Joe) Oh, hello! 1874 01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:13,041 Namaste. 1875 01:14:14,278 --> 01:14:15,749 (Joe) OK. 1876 01:14:15,851 --> 01:14:17,584 OK. Hi. 1877 01:14:18,249 --> 01:14:20,147 Uh, Joe. 1878 01:14:21,889 --> 01:14:23,420 Oh. 1879 01:14:23,523 --> 01:14:25,856 - Cheers. - Thank you. Great. 1880 01:14:26,488 --> 01:14:27,693 OK... 1881 01:14:31,067 --> 01:14:32,599 (Speaks indistinctly) 1882 01:14:40,771 --> 01:14:42,373 (Angela) I meant to do the dishes 1883 01:14:42,475 --> 01:14:44,271 before you guys arrived tonight. 1884 01:14:44,373 --> 01:14:47,775 Just give me a second - I'm gonna wipe the countertops. 1885 01:14:47,877 --> 01:14:50,283 I meant to do it before you guys... 1886 01:14:50,385 --> 01:14:54,085 I mean... (Continues indistinctly) 1887 01:14:54,687 --> 01:14:56,423 - I'll just do the dishwasher. - Oh, no. 1888 01:14:56,525 --> 01:14:57,951 Really quick! I can do it... I'll be so fast! 1889 01:14:58,053 --> 01:14:59,791 - You don't have to do that now. - No? 1890 01:15:00,525 --> 01:15:02,893 Wait. I... One second! 1891 01:15:06,302 --> 01:15:07,964 - Um... - Better, right? No? 1892 01:15:22,546 --> 01:15:24,585 (Takes deep breaths) 1893 01:15:36,231 --> 01:15:37,895 This is a stupid blouse. 1894 01:15:39,363 --> 01:15:41,164 (Sighs) 1895 01:15:41,267 --> 01:15:42,933 (Chuckles) 1896 01:15:47,107 --> 01:15:48,235 Oops. 1897 01:15:53,011 --> 01:15:54,912 - Do you want help with that? - Nope. No, no. 1898 01:15:55,711 --> 01:15:58,080 Just... one second! 1899 01:15:59,119 --> 01:16:00,483 Fuck me! 1900 01:16:00,585 --> 01:16:03,250 (♪ SADE: "By Your Side") 1901 01:16:15,231 --> 01:16:18,102 ♪ You think I'd leave your side, baby... ♪ 1902 01:16:18,204 --> 01:16:19,970 Oh! Uh... 1903 01:16:21,536 --> 01:16:24,645 - ♪ You know me better than that - (♪ Piña singing along) 1904 01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:27,441 It is a good song. 1905 01:16:27,543 --> 01:16:32,213 ♪ You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees 1906 01:16:35,554 --> 01:16:37,520 ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪ 1907 01:16:37,622 --> 01:16:40,020 - Hey! - (Moaning) 1908 01:16:40,122 --> 01:16:41,992 - (Clattering) - Oh! Sorry! Sorry! 1909 01:16:43,597 --> 01:16:48,834 ♪ If only you could see into me 1910 01:16:55,174 --> 01:17:01,048 - ♪ Oh, when you're cold - (♪ Joe and Piña singing along) 1911 01:17:01,150 --> 01:17:04,251 ♪ I'll be there 1912 01:17:04,353 --> 01:17:07,916 ♪ Hold you tight to me... ♪ 1913 01:17:08,018 --> 01:17:09,718 Do you actually look in the mirror 1914 01:17:09,821 --> 01:17:11,488 and not know how sexy you are? 1915 01:17:11,590 --> 01:17:14,292 Oh, blah! (Laughs) No! 1916 01:17:14,394 --> 01:17:15,993 - Angela! - No. No. 1917 01:17:16,095 --> 01:17:18,665 You can't be that out of touch with yourself, are you? 1918 01:17:18,767 --> 01:17:21,534 Oh, God. No. I know. I'm a stupid fucking cunt. 1919 01:17:21,636 --> 01:17:23,569 - I really... I... - Whoa, Angela. 1920 01:17:23,671 --> 01:17:25,131 No, that's just my inner monologue. 1921 01:17:25,233 --> 01:17:26,972 That's just the way I speak to myself. 1922 01:17:27,074 --> 01:17:29,573 It's just the voice in my head. It's not... No... it's good. 1923 01:17:29,676 --> 01:17:30,942 - Are you sure? - I'm good. 1924 01:17:31,773 --> 01:17:33,272 (Joe) Holy shit! 1925 01:17:33,375 --> 01:17:36,042 ♪ You think I'd leave your side, baby... ♪ 1926 01:17:36,144 --> 01:17:38,585 (Joe) Thank you so much for this. 1927 01:17:38,688 --> 01:17:40,652 This is... This is... This is already amazing. 1928 01:17:40,754 --> 01:17:42,419 ♪ You know me better than that... ♪ 1929 01:17:42,521 --> 01:17:44,791 Thank you for this. 1930 01:17:45,856 --> 01:17:47,528 ♪ Think I'd leave you down 1931 01:17:47,630 --> 01:17:50,296 ♪ When you're down on your knees... ♪ 1932 01:17:50,398 --> 01:17:52,733 Jesus Christ, you're hot. 1933 01:17:53,801 --> 01:17:57,265 - ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪ - Holy shit! 1934 01:17:58,133 --> 01:18:00,268 - How do you wanna do it? - Oh! 1935 01:18:00,802 --> 01:18:03,009 How do I... 1936 01:18:03,111 --> 01:18:04,679 Um... 1937 01:18:05,448 --> 01:18:09,110 I want the, um... thing with... 1938 01:18:09,212 --> 01:18:12,619 Mm... Yeah, that menu would come in handy. 1939 01:18:12,721 --> 01:18:16,684 I think the, um... thing, the one with... 1940 01:18:16,786 --> 01:18:19,190 What you, you say... 1941 01:18:19,292 --> 01:18:21,328 You say. 1942 01:18:21,430 --> 01:18:23,995 You take this one. (Laughs) 1943 01:18:28,063 --> 01:18:29,931 You want me to do the thing 1944 01:18:30,033 --> 01:18:32,373 that makes Piña scream like that? 1945 01:18:32,475 --> 01:18:35,842 Yes. (Clears throat) Yeah. Yes. 1946 01:18:37,373 --> 01:18:41,177 ♪ I'll tell you you're right when you want 1947 01:18:42,547 --> 01:18:45,384 ♪ Ha-a, ha-a 1948 01:18:45,486 --> 01:18:47,386 ♪ Ha-a-a, oh-o... ♪ 1949 01:18:47,488 --> 01:18:49,550 (Whispering indistinctly) 1950 01:18:50,286 --> 01:18:53,292 ♪ And if only you could see into me... ♪ 1951 01:18:53,394 --> 01:18:55,356 (Joe chuckling) 1952 01:19:02,236 --> 01:19:04,402 ♪ Oh 1953 01:19:04,504 --> 01:19:07,669 ♪ When you're cold 1954 01:19:07,771 --> 01:19:10,973 ♪ I'll be there 1955 01:19:11,075 --> 01:19:15,147 ♪ Hold you tight to me, to me, yeah 1956 01:19:15,249 --> 01:19:17,410 ♪ Oh 1957 01:19:17,512 --> 01:19:20,884 - ♪ When you're low - OK, take off your clothes. 1958 01:19:20,986 --> 01:19:24,258 - ♪ I'll be there - Slow, slow, slow! 1959 01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:28,391 ♪ By your side, baby 1960 01:19:28,493 --> 01:19:30,796 ♪ Oh 1961 01:19:30,899 --> 01:19:34,835 - ♪ When you're cold... ♪ - (Piña chuckling) 1962 01:19:35,599 --> 01:19:37,664 (Grunts) 1963 01:19:37,766 --> 01:19:39,334 OK... 1964 01:19:40,870 --> 01:19:43,844 ♪ I'll be there 1965 01:19:44,479 --> 01:19:46,444 ♪ By your side... ♪ 1966 01:19:46,546 --> 01:19:48,677 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 1967 01:19:48,779 --> 01:19:50,516 - Argh! - (Gasps) 1968 01:19:50,818 --> 01:19:52,784 - (Joe screams) - Oh, that's Joe's back. 1969 01:19:52,886 --> 01:19:54,350 That's Joe's back. He's... He's fine. 1970 01:19:54,452 --> 01:19:56,722 - (Piña and Joe screaming) - No, no, he's fine. He's fine. 1971 01:19:56,824 --> 01:19:59,287 He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. He's OK. 1972 01:19:59,389 --> 01:20:01,262 I think... I really think he's OK. I think he's... 1973 01:20:01,364 --> 01:20:02,254 Yeah, he sounds fine. 1974 01:20:02,356 --> 01:20:04,892 (Grunting, shouting indistinctly) 1975 01:20:04,994 --> 01:20:06,633 (Piña) Help! ¡Ayúdame! 1976 01:20:06,735 --> 01:20:09,195 (Piña and Hawk shouting in Spanish) 1977 01:20:09,297 --> 01:20:11,300 (Piña) He fell. He hurt his back. 1978 01:20:11,402 --> 01:20:14,102 - (Hawk) What happened? - (Piña) He's hurt his back. 1979 01:20:14,204 --> 01:20:16,842 - (Hawk) His back? - Yes, my back. 1980 01:20:16,944 --> 01:20:19,043 Don't touch me. Go away. Get away from me. 1981 01:20:19,145 --> 01:20:22,211 - Stop moving, Joe. Joe! - Let me be! Let me be! 1982 01:20:22,313 --> 01:20:25,513 I just need my pillows. I have these pillows. 1983 01:20:25,615 --> 01:20:28,615 - Joe, you gotta stop moving. - I gotta have my pillows. Fuck! 1984 01:20:28,717 --> 01:20:31,387 Listen to me. Listen to me. Slow your breathing down. OK? 1985 01:20:31,489 --> 01:20:33,526 - Slow your breathing down. - Don't touch me. Just go away. 1986 01:20:33,629 --> 01:20:35,354 Go away. Don't do anything to me. 1987 01:20:35,456 --> 01:20:38,026 Don't rolf me. Don't you dare rolf me! 1988 01:20:38,128 --> 01:20:40,466 Don't do this! Don't do it, man. 1989 01:20:40,568 --> 01:20:41,767 Please don't do this. 1990 01:20:41,869 --> 01:20:43,099 Whatever you're gonna do, don't do it. 1991 01:20:43,201 --> 01:20:44,496 Take a deep breath and try not to flinch. 1992 01:20:44,599 --> 01:20:46,004 - Oh, God, don't do this. - Try not to flinch. 1993 01:20:46,106 --> 01:20:48,641 - Please don't do it. Oh, God! - One, two, three! 1994 01:20:48,743 --> 01:20:53,074 (Screaming) Argh! Fuck you! Argh! 1995 01:20:53,176 --> 01:20:54,978 - Go away. - (Hawk) You're done! 1996 01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:57,311 - It didn't help. - OK, it takes a second. 1997 01:20:57,413 --> 01:20:59,346 - It didn't help at all. - It takes a second. 1998 01:20:59,448 --> 01:21:00,821 - Fuck off! - (Hawk) I think I did it right. 1999 01:21:00,923 --> 01:21:02,514 - Get me some ice. - (Hawk) I think I did it right. 2000 01:21:02,617 --> 01:21:06,089 - Get me some ice. - This is so embarrassing. 2001 01:21:06,191 --> 01:21:08,357 We are... We are so fucking embarrassing. 2002 01:21:08,459 --> 01:21:10,423 I can't believe it. Of course it's your fucking back. 2003 01:21:10,526 --> 01:21:13,496 Our entire life is about your fucking back. 2004 01:21:13,598 --> 01:21:15,768 - Constant fucking complaining! - What are you talking about? 2005 01:21:15,870 --> 01:21:17,900 Sorry my back is an inconvenience 2006 01:21:18,002 --> 01:21:19,805 to you having a fucking orgy. 2007 01:21:19,907 --> 01:21:21,302 It actually is, if you want to know, 2008 01:21:21,404 --> 01:21:23,009 and I'm not allowed to complain about it. 2009 01:21:23,111 --> 01:21:24,672 I'm not allowed to say a fucking thing about it ever. 2010 01:21:24,774 --> 01:21:27,810 Well, you're talking about it right now. So, congratulations. 2011 01:21:27,912 --> 01:21:28,910 - Oh, no! - Is it bad? 2012 01:21:29,012 --> 01:21:31,545 Yes, it's bad! Look at me! 2013 01:21:31,647 --> 01:21:34,546 Do you know your back pain is not about your back? 2014 01:21:34,649 --> 01:21:36,951 I think it actually is very much about my back! 2015 01:21:37,053 --> 01:21:38,321 That's not gonna work. 2016 01:21:38,423 --> 01:21:40,757 No massage, no pillow - none of those things work. 2017 01:21:40,859 --> 01:21:42,963 L4, L5, fucking classic. 2018 01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:45,932 Your back pain is about everything that you don't say. 2019 01:21:46,034 --> 01:21:49,266 You know? It's your rage, it's your anger speaking. 2020 01:21:49,368 --> 01:21:51,530 Hey, what are you talking about? Why are you doing this? 2021 01:21:51,633 --> 01:21:55,042 We were dancing to Sade thirty seconds ago. 2022 01:21:55,144 --> 01:21:57,008 It didn't hurt you in there when we were dancing, right? 2023 01:21:57,110 --> 01:21:59,141 We were having a nice time. I was loose. 2024 01:21:59,243 --> 01:22:01,548 What the fuck are you smiling at, Hawk? 2025 01:22:01,650 --> 01:22:03,147 I, I, I... I feel you, man. 2026 01:22:03,249 --> 01:22:05,346 "You feel me"? Don't try to connect to me, Hawk. 2027 01:22:05,449 --> 01:22:07,888 Do not try to connect with me. I don't want it. 2028 01:22:07,990 --> 01:22:10,056 - I've been where you are, Joe. - What the fuck? 2029 01:22:10,158 --> 01:22:11,919 So, you've been on your floor in your underpants, 2030 01:22:12,021 --> 01:22:13,324 ice on your back? 2031 01:22:13,426 --> 01:22:17,564 Yeah, I've been on the floor angry and in pain and all of it. 2032 01:22:17,666 --> 01:22:18,961 - Trust me. - Oh, my God! 2033 01:22:19,064 --> 01:22:21,163 I don't fucking want you to try 2034 01:22:21,265 --> 01:22:23,535 to in any way emotionally relate to me, 2035 01:22:23,637 --> 01:22:24,937 you fucking pervert. 2036 01:22:25,039 --> 01:22:27,508 - We're nothing alike. - How do you know? 2037 01:22:27,610 --> 01:22:30,103 Also, your name isn't Hawk! 2038 01:22:30,205 --> 01:22:31,470 No one's name is Hawk. 2039 01:22:31,572 --> 01:22:33,945 You go on and on about radical honesty. 2040 01:22:34,047 --> 01:22:35,844 Your whole name's a fucking lie, man. 2041 01:22:35,946 --> 01:22:37,311 What is your name? 2042 01:22:37,413 --> 01:22:39,246 What's your actual name? Tell me your... 2043 01:22:39,348 --> 01:22:40,955 What is on your driver's license? 2044 01:22:41,952 --> 01:22:44,585 Howard Wilson Kelly. 2045 01:22:46,592 --> 01:22:48,358 Howard. 2046 01:22:49,090 --> 01:22:50,723 He's Howard. 2047 01:22:51,665 --> 01:22:53,528 Your name is Howard. 2048 01:22:54,430 --> 01:22:58,038 This whole time, it hasn't been Hawk. 2049 01:22:58,739 --> 01:23:00,967 It's been little Howie. 2050 01:23:01,069 --> 01:23:03,004 Oh, my God. 2051 01:23:03,106 --> 01:23:05,104 That changes everything. 2052 01:23:05,740 --> 01:23:08,815 I didn't know we had a Howard in our midst. 2053 01:23:08,917 --> 01:23:11,310 I would've been so much nicer to you. 2054 01:23:11,412 --> 01:23:13,619 Where did Hawk come from, Howie? 2055 01:23:13,721 --> 01:23:15,053 How'd you land on Hawk? 2056 01:23:15,155 --> 01:23:17,888 It's just... It's the name I gave myself. 2057 01:23:17,990 --> 01:23:20,252 A nickname you gave yourself. 2058 01:23:20,354 --> 01:23:22,356 Literally the lamest words 2059 01:23:22,458 --> 01:23:23,990 that could have come out of your mouth. 2060 01:23:24,092 --> 01:23:25,362 Oh, my God. 2061 01:23:25,464 --> 01:23:27,626 What, were you biking across the playa at Burning Man? 2062 01:23:27,729 --> 01:23:30,266 You saw a fucking bird fly by or something? 2063 01:23:30,368 --> 01:23:34,701 No, it's something I did after my wife died. 2064 01:23:36,105 --> 01:23:37,638 (Exhales sharply) 2065 01:23:38,843 --> 01:23:40,877 You asked. 2066 01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:44,018 Well, you should lead with that next time, I guess. 2067 01:23:44,784 --> 01:23:46,083 She got cancer. 2068 01:23:46,185 --> 01:23:48,347 You don't have to answer his question. 2069 01:23:48,450 --> 01:23:49,986 You don't have to say anything. 2070 01:23:50,089 --> 01:23:52,092 It's a fair question, you know. 2071 01:23:52,827 --> 01:23:54,757 How does Howard get to Hawk? 2072 01:23:54,859 --> 01:23:56,593 So... (Chuckles) 2073 01:23:56,696 --> 01:23:58,661 For Joe... 2074 01:23:58,763 --> 01:24:00,331 Um... 2075 01:24:01,031 --> 01:24:03,064 After she died, I... 2076 01:24:03,166 --> 01:24:04,564 I was doing some things 2077 01:24:04,666 --> 01:24:06,733 that were pretty suicidally stupid at work, 2078 01:24:06,835 --> 01:24:10,007 and I was gonna get someone else killed along with me. 2079 01:24:10,109 --> 01:24:13,241 And do you know how people say 2080 01:24:13,343 --> 01:24:15,546 your life flashes before your eyes? 2081 01:24:15,648 --> 01:24:16,850 I... I... 2082 01:24:16,952 --> 01:24:18,849 That happened to me, but not my life - 2083 01:24:18,951 --> 01:24:20,681 it was our life together. 2084 01:24:21,616 --> 01:24:26,990 It went by me in this high-speed film. 2085 01:24:27,092 --> 01:24:32,163 And I kept seeing this woman, 2086 01:24:32,265 --> 01:24:36,403 this, like, very gentle, very shy, sweet girl 2087 01:24:36,505 --> 01:24:37,935 who, like... 2088 01:24:38,037 --> 01:24:40,536 She thought I hung the moon. 2089 01:24:42,106 --> 01:24:45,538 And in the film, she... 2090 01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:48,445 Over and over again, she tried to... 2091 01:24:50,184 --> 01:24:52,618 ...open up about her fantasy life to me, 2092 01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:55,221 to, you know, share 2093 01:24:55,323 --> 01:25:00,489 this kind of sensual, adventurous side of herself, 2094 01:25:00,591 --> 01:25:03,229 so that I would enter into it with her, and... 2095 01:25:04,263 --> 01:25:07,794 ...I didn't just, you know, resist it. 2096 01:25:08,863 --> 01:25:12,735 I got really tight and judgmental and insecure. 2097 01:25:12,837 --> 01:25:14,339 And I... 2098 01:25:15,340 --> 01:25:19,541 And I made her feel so bad about it 2099 01:25:19,643 --> 01:25:22,182 that somewhere in that movie, she just stops... 2100 01:25:23,216 --> 01:25:25,350 ...trying to connect with me at all. 2101 01:25:27,383 --> 01:25:30,685 I suppressed her, you know? I... 2102 01:25:32,492 --> 01:25:39,496 I shut down her attempt to, like, live more boldly. 2103 01:25:41,535 --> 01:25:46,736 Somehow, the universe puts me on this one's couch, and... 2104 01:25:47,506 --> 01:25:50,976 ...she told me, you know, you got two choices. 2105 01:25:51,078 --> 01:25:52,839 Go set yourself on fire for real, 2106 01:25:52,941 --> 01:25:59,681 or change who you are and make yourself available. 2107 01:26:00,984 --> 01:26:02,615 So, uh... 2108 01:26:02,717 --> 01:26:06,089 I decided I really better change my name 2109 01:26:06,191 --> 01:26:07,725 if I was gonna change my life. 2110 01:26:07,827 --> 01:26:09,559 And so I did. 2111 01:26:12,496 --> 01:26:15,564 Well... I'm sorry your wife passed away, 2112 01:26:15,666 --> 01:26:18,631 and I'm glad you found a woman who would peg you 2113 01:26:18,733 --> 01:26:21,805 after you didn't let your wife peg you. 2114 01:26:21,907 --> 01:26:23,208 Oh, my God! 2115 01:26:23,310 --> 01:26:24,838 (Joe) What do you want from me? I'm sorry. 2116 01:26:24,940 --> 01:26:26,612 That's the moral of that story as far as I'm concerned. 2117 01:26:26,714 --> 01:26:27,779 Oh, my God! 2118 01:26:27,881 --> 01:26:30,447 My boyfriend shares 2119 01:26:30,549 --> 01:26:34,381 that very difficult and painful story with you, 2120 01:26:34,483 --> 01:26:35,948 and you're making fun of him? 2121 01:26:36,050 --> 01:26:39,152 I'm living a difficult and painful story right now, 2122 01:26:39,254 --> 01:26:40,389 in real life! 2123 01:26:40,491 --> 01:26:42,356 I really didn't expect this from you. 2124 01:26:42,458 --> 01:26:44,231 This is fucking disappointing. 2125 01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:46,398 - (Joe) OK. I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no, no. Really! 2126 01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:49,695 Shut up! Stop! Stop being unrespectful to my boyfriend. 2127 01:26:49,797 --> 01:26:51,638 Disrespectful. Don't be disrespectful. 2128 01:26:51,740 --> 01:26:53,405 She's saying... 2129 01:26:54,072 --> 01:26:56,042 She's saying what? 2130 01:26:56,144 --> 01:26:57,670 No, no. I... I was just clarifying. 2131 01:26:57,772 --> 01:26:59,109 I think they caught what I was saying. 2132 01:26:59,212 --> 01:27:00,442 Oh, are you going to interrupt? 2133 01:27:00,544 --> 01:27:02,644 - Sorry. - Correct my English right now? 2134 01:27:02,746 --> 01:27:04,445 No, mi amor, I was trying to clarify for him... 2135 01:27:04,547 --> 01:27:07,083 No! You're always interrupting me, 2136 01:27:07,185 --> 01:27:08,214 always correcting me! 2137 01:27:08,316 --> 01:27:09,418 (Speaks Spanish) 2138 01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:11,319 Do you know how bad your Spanish is? 2139 01:27:11,421 --> 01:27:12,859 And I never tell you, right? 2140 01:27:12,961 --> 01:27:14,360 What do I do? I help you. 2141 01:27:14,462 --> 01:27:16,722 I've been telling you all night, this is not gonna work. 2142 01:27:16,824 --> 01:27:18,094 It's not the night. They're not ready. 2143 01:27:18,196 --> 01:27:19,766 Look at this fucking mess. 2144 01:27:19,868 --> 01:27:21,299 And you keep pushing. 2145 01:27:21,402 --> 01:27:23,235 You keep pushing because you're always pushing. 2146 01:27:23,337 --> 01:27:25,706 And you know why? Because you don't listen. 2147 01:27:26,008 --> 01:27:28,035 - Just fucking listen. - OK. OK. 2148 01:27:28,137 --> 01:27:29,201 Piña... 2149 01:27:29,303 --> 01:27:30,472 Piña! 2150 01:27:30,574 --> 01:27:32,441 No, I don't wanna talk to you. Just... 2151 01:27:32,543 --> 01:27:34,210 - Piña! - Shut the fuck up for once. 2152 01:27:34,312 --> 01:27:35,512 - I... - Shut the fuck up! 2153 01:27:35,614 --> 01:27:37,810 Really! Really! For once, just shut the fuck up. 2154 01:27:37,913 --> 01:27:39,946 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Shut the fuck up. 2155 01:27:40,048 --> 01:27:41,518 - Shut the fuck up. - I shouldn't have said that. 2156 01:27:41,620 --> 01:27:43,416 - Just shut the fuck up. - It was terrible timing. 2157 01:27:43,518 --> 01:27:46,253 And... you are right. 2158 01:27:46,856 --> 01:27:49,327 This is the last time that will ever happen. 2159 01:27:49,429 --> 01:27:51,325 I totally understand what you're saying. 2160 01:27:51,427 --> 01:27:52,594 You said that before. 2161 01:27:52,696 --> 01:27:54,196 No, I never have. I will never do it again. 2162 01:27:54,298 --> 01:27:56,402 Fucking embarrassing. 2163 01:27:57,502 --> 01:28:00,439 And I'm sorry for yelling at you. 2164 01:28:00,541 --> 01:28:02,940 And I'm... I'm sorry if this was too much. I'm sorry. 2165 01:28:03,042 --> 01:28:04,340 No, no. It... It... 2166 01:28:04,442 --> 01:28:06,112 - Don't be sorry. - I'm sorry, Joe. 2167 01:28:06,214 --> 01:28:08,246 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was a joke. 2168 01:28:08,348 --> 01:28:10,211 Don't apologize. Don't anybody apologize. 2169 01:28:10,313 --> 01:28:11,445 We're so sorry. 2170 01:28:11,547 --> 01:28:13,453 I'm sorry I... yelled at you. 2171 01:28:13,555 --> 01:28:15,884 - I'm sorry I yelled at you. - You don't have to be sorry. 2172 01:28:15,986 --> 01:28:17,923 - It was horrible what you said. - You don't have to be sorry. 2173 01:28:18,025 --> 01:28:19,786 Guys... We are sorry. 2174 01:28:19,888 --> 01:28:22,259 - "We"? - OK? We're a fucking disaster. 2175 01:28:22,361 --> 01:28:24,561 We couldn't even pull off an orgy. 2176 01:28:24,663 --> 01:28:28,160 OK? We are dead inside. So, I apologize for that. 2177 01:28:28,262 --> 01:28:31,367 Oh, no, don't worry about that. You are definitely not dead. 2178 01:28:31,469 --> 01:28:33,299 You wanted to fuck the two of us. 2179 01:28:33,735 --> 01:28:35,502 It just wasn't the right night. 2180 01:28:35,604 --> 01:28:37,374 But what I don't understand is 2181 01:28:37,476 --> 01:28:39,640 how you can even have sex with each other, 2182 01:28:39,742 --> 01:28:42,547 'cause you are so mean to each other. 2183 01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:51,886 Because you... you do have sex with each other, right? 2184 01:28:56,891 --> 01:28:59,025 When was the last time you two had sex? 2185 01:29:01,331 --> 01:29:02,767 (Both) A year ago. 2186 01:29:02,870 --> 01:29:04,096 (Coughing) 2187 01:29:05,372 --> 01:29:07,341 Oh, sorry. I thought you said a year. 2188 01:29:08,638 --> 01:29:10,941 You did say a year? A year? 2189 01:29:11,043 --> 01:29:12,637 A year ago? 2190 01:29:13,140 --> 01:29:17,549 Oh, my God! No wonder why you are so awkward... 2191 01:29:18,382 --> 01:29:21,418 ...and horny and weird. 2192 01:29:21,520 --> 01:29:23,951 Do you know why you don't have sex? 2193 01:29:24,053 --> 01:29:26,024 - Because she won't fuck me. - Well, because of him. 2194 01:29:26,126 --> 01:29:27,125 (Joe) It's your fault. 2195 01:29:27,227 --> 01:29:28,361 - What? - It's your fault. 2196 01:29:28,463 --> 01:29:29,792 - It's not my fault. - Of course it's your fault! 2197 01:29:29,894 --> 01:29:31,825 We don't have sex 'cause she won't have sex with me. 2198 01:29:31,927 --> 01:29:33,865 - That's why! - "Won't have sex with you"? 2199 01:29:33,967 --> 01:29:34,993 You don't try! 2200 01:29:35,096 --> 01:29:36,729 I stopped trying because how many times can I try 2201 01:29:36,831 --> 01:29:38,104 before I'm just torturing myself? 2202 01:29:38,206 --> 01:29:39,532 - Oh, uh... - It's humiliating. 2203 01:29:39,634 --> 01:29:40,935 I'm being humiliated. 2204 01:29:41,037 --> 01:29:43,001 Am I not worth just a little bit more effort than that? 2205 01:29:43,104 --> 01:29:44,938 Could you maybe be trying a little bit harder? 2206 01:29:45,040 --> 01:29:47,107 How much effort do I need to put into having sex 2207 01:29:47,209 --> 01:29:50,447 with a woman who's supposed to want to have sex with me? 2208 01:29:50,549 --> 01:29:52,647 Why should that take so much effort? 2209 01:29:52,749 --> 01:29:55,255 You're supposed to be attracted to me. 2210 01:29:55,357 --> 01:29:57,083 You're my wife! What are talking about? 2211 01:29:57,185 --> 01:30:00,193 You know what? You don't want to do anything, OK? 2212 01:30:00,295 --> 01:30:02,060 So, that's where I'm starting. OK? 2213 01:30:02,162 --> 01:30:03,660 It's not very attractive 2214 01:30:03,762 --> 01:30:05,663 to be with someone who's just fucking miserable. 2215 01:30:05,765 --> 01:30:07,296 So, because you're miserable, then I'm miserable. 2216 01:30:07,398 --> 01:30:08,567 You're miserable, too. 2217 01:30:08,669 --> 01:30:10,199 So, congratulations. I guess we're both miserable. 2218 01:30:10,301 --> 01:30:11,500 We're even, OK? 2219 01:30:11,602 --> 01:30:13,205 You've nothing to be upset about. 2220 01:30:13,307 --> 01:30:16,003 Angela, would you fuck yourself? 2221 01:30:16,811 --> 01:30:18,144 What? 2222 01:30:18,246 --> 01:30:20,007 Would you have sex with yourself? 2223 01:30:23,317 --> 01:30:26,084 Hmm! Would you... fuck yourself? 2224 01:30:26,186 --> 01:30:28,120 All I do is fuck myself. 2225 01:30:28,623 --> 01:30:32,459 I'm the only person who fucks me currently. So, yes. 2226 01:30:35,356 --> 01:30:39,562 Do you even remember a time when you were not miserable? 2227 01:30:39,664 --> 01:30:41,732 (Joe chuckles) What's the difference? 2228 01:30:42,563 --> 01:30:44,570 Yeah, I do. 2229 01:30:48,604 --> 01:30:51,203 How did you two meet? 2230 01:30:52,046 --> 01:30:54,046 Who cares? (Laughs) 2231 01:30:54,148 --> 01:30:56,510 Who cares at this point? 2232 01:30:56,612 --> 01:30:59,048 - I'll tell you. - Great. 2233 01:30:59,150 --> 01:31:00,751 Um... 2234 01:31:03,422 --> 01:31:07,960 I was on a very bad date... 2235 01:31:08,730 --> 01:31:13,798 ...at this dive bar where Joe was playing with his band, 2236 01:31:13,900 --> 01:31:19,201 and he was flirting with me the entire show from the stage, 2237 01:31:19,303 --> 01:31:20,232 making me laugh. 2238 01:31:21,772 --> 01:31:24,176 And so I made my date drop me off, 2239 01:31:24,279 --> 01:31:25,806 and I sprinted back to the bar, 2240 01:31:25,908 --> 01:31:27,441 so I could see if I could catch Joe, 2241 01:31:27,543 --> 01:31:29,215 and I... I did. 2242 01:31:29,317 --> 01:31:31,284 But I don't think you ever realized 2243 01:31:31,386 --> 01:31:35,385 that I ran eleven blocks that night. 2244 01:31:35,487 --> 01:31:37,150 (Laughs) Did you know that? 2245 01:31:38,657 --> 01:31:40,659 - I didn't know that. - (Angela) Yeah. 2246 01:31:40,761 --> 01:31:44,498 I thought you were just a bizarrely sweaty person. 2247 01:31:44,600 --> 01:31:48,260 Maybe you had eaten some bad shrimp or something. 2248 01:31:53,936 --> 01:31:56,676 And we had sex all the time. We had... 2249 01:31:56,778 --> 01:31:59,271 We actually had great sex. It was great. It was really fun. 2250 01:32:00,214 --> 01:32:02,274 We were best friends. 2251 01:32:04,447 --> 01:32:06,586 That is true. 2252 01:32:08,148 --> 01:32:11,118 And then you just decided to be miserable. 2253 01:32:13,723 --> 01:32:15,727 Are you kidding me right now? 2254 01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:17,993 Are you fucking for real? 2255 01:32:18,794 --> 01:32:21,568 I "decided to become miserable"? 2256 01:32:23,430 --> 01:32:28,106 Do you actually not understand how I feel... at all? 2257 01:32:28,208 --> 01:32:29,906 You don't get it? 2258 01:32:31,641 --> 01:32:33,280 I'm a failure, Angela. 2259 01:32:33,382 --> 01:32:37,246 I live in my parents' apartment... 2260 01:32:37,949 --> 01:32:41,383 ...which is humiliating. I teach at a bad school. 2261 01:32:41,852 --> 01:32:43,653 Teach a bunch of kids to play the oboe 2262 01:32:43,755 --> 01:32:45,788 who don't give a fuck about it at all. 2263 01:32:45,890 --> 01:32:49,022 And nothing is gonna change anytime soon. 2264 01:32:49,125 --> 01:32:51,826 So, this is my life. So, I'm miserable. Yes. 2265 01:32:51,928 --> 01:32:53,565 Why can't you just let me be miserable? 2266 01:32:53,668 --> 01:32:57,203 Why can't you just accept that I am not happy 2267 01:32:57,305 --> 01:32:59,001 and just let me be not happy? 2268 01:33:00,741 --> 01:33:04,703 I'm sorry that your band didn't work out, Joe. 2269 01:33:04,805 --> 01:33:06,038 I'm really sorry. 2270 01:33:06,140 --> 01:33:08,777 You still teach music every single day. 2271 01:33:08,879 --> 01:33:10,845 You get to live in a beautiful home. 2272 01:33:10,947 --> 01:33:14,149 You have a kid who fucking worships you. 2273 01:33:14,251 --> 01:33:17,886 You have a life that I think many people would kill for, 2274 01:33:17,988 --> 01:33:19,989 but you've just decided to make the choice 2275 01:33:20,091 --> 01:33:22,795 to not get over your bullshit and to just be miserable. 2276 01:33:22,897 --> 01:33:26,058 You won't even fucking touch the piano that you used to love, 2277 01:33:26,160 --> 01:33:27,862 and we all have to tiptoe around you. 2278 01:33:27,964 --> 01:33:30,032 You're just like a sad, wounded puppy. 2279 01:33:30,134 --> 01:33:33,000 - You guys want some Rooibos? - Oh, fuck off, Hawk! 2280 01:33:33,103 --> 01:33:35,738 - Fuck off! - (Hawk whispers) Sorry. Sorry. 2281 01:33:35,840 --> 01:33:37,970 I am the one who gave everything up. 2282 01:33:38,072 --> 01:33:39,777 You did that. There's one reason 2283 01:33:39,879 --> 01:33:41,714 that you're not doing what you are not doing, 2284 01:33:41,816 --> 01:33:44,478 and that is because you are not doing it. You quit. 2285 01:33:44,580 --> 01:33:45,813 You gave up. 2286 01:33:45,915 --> 01:33:47,813 Can I ask you a question? For real? 2287 01:33:47,915 --> 01:33:49,287 What do you do all day? 2288 01:33:49,656 --> 01:33:51,689 Maggie goes to school. I go to work. 2289 01:33:51,791 --> 01:33:55,462 You go fucking insane in this apartment. 2290 01:33:55,564 --> 01:33:57,059 I don't know what the fuck you're doing. 2291 01:33:57,161 --> 01:34:00,263 You're buying fucking lamps and pillows and shit. 2292 01:34:00,365 --> 01:34:02,129 And then you try 2293 01:34:02,231 --> 01:34:05,299 to just fucking control every aspect of my life 2294 01:34:05,401 --> 01:34:07,833 when I get home at the end of every fucking day. It's... 2295 01:34:07,935 --> 01:34:09,773 What are you doing here? 2296 01:34:09,876 --> 01:34:11,674 - Fuck you, Joe! - What are you fucking doing? 2297 01:34:11,776 --> 01:34:13,745 - Fuck me? Yeah. Fuck me. - Yeah. 2298 01:34:13,847 --> 01:34:15,980 Fuck you! And I am not trying to control you. 2299 01:34:16,082 --> 01:34:18,550 - I am not controlling. No! - You don't let me do anything. 2300 01:34:18,652 --> 01:34:20,013 You don't let me get a fucking cat. 2301 01:34:20,115 --> 01:34:21,653 - I don't like cats. - There you go. 2302 01:34:21,755 --> 01:34:23,751 - They're fucking mean! - Congratulations. 2303 01:34:23,853 --> 01:34:25,623 I wanted one fucking thing. 2304 01:34:25,725 --> 01:34:27,960 Do you see how you talk to each other? 2305 01:34:28,062 --> 01:34:32,259 Do you see how you keep blaming each other for your unhappiness? 2306 01:34:37,668 --> 01:34:39,568 You made these choices. 2307 01:34:39,670 --> 01:34:41,807 They're your choices. 2308 01:34:43,772 --> 01:34:45,712 So much resentment. 2309 01:34:46,410 --> 01:34:48,575 So much. 2310 01:34:48,944 --> 01:34:50,545 Why are you in this marriage? 2311 01:34:50,647 --> 01:34:51,944 We have a daughter. 2312 01:34:52,046 --> 01:34:53,720 - Maggie. - (Piña) Great. 2313 01:34:53,822 --> 01:34:58,553 That's gonna be really, really great for her, um... 2314 01:34:59,056 --> 01:35:00,886 'Cause you think she doesn't notice, right? 2315 01:35:00,988 --> 01:35:03,191 She doesn't feel this. 2316 01:35:04,696 --> 01:35:06,864 You prefer that she grows up 2317 01:35:06,966 --> 01:35:11,302 marinating in this horrible anxiety every day. 2318 01:35:12,071 --> 01:35:14,737 What's better - to have happy parents who are separate 2319 01:35:14,839 --> 01:35:16,773 or to have very miserable parents 2320 01:35:16,875 --> 01:35:18,811 that stay together for their children? 2321 01:35:20,675 --> 01:35:21,979 (Sobs) 2322 01:35:26,313 --> 01:35:29,852 I think we only get a few chances 2323 01:35:29,954 --> 01:35:32,484 for meaningful relationships in life. 2324 01:35:33,958 --> 01:35:37,192 Usually, we move to different people. 2325 01:35:38,359 --> 01:35:41,729 Sometimes, we can have a new relationship 2326 01:35:41,831 --> 01:35:43,869 with the same person. 2327 01:35:46,406 --> 01:35:48,170 It's up to you. 2328 01:35:50,170 --> 01:35:52,009 But I think this relationship... 2329 01:35:53,412 --> 01:35:54,814 ...is over. 2330 01:36:02,453 --> 01:36:04,120 Yeah. 2331 01:36:10,296 --> 01:36:11,963 Yeah. 2332 01:36:14,064 --> 01:36:16,094 But I'm not your therapist, so... 2333 01:36:16,196 --> 01:36:18,299 I think I'm talking too much. 2334 01:36:21,109 --> 01:36:22,875 Hawk? 2335 01:36:27,777 --> 01:36:29,541 Gosh, you guys. I... 2336 01:36:31,085 --> 01:36:33,985 We really just wanted to see the apartment, you know, and... 2337 01:36:34,818 --> 01:36:36,152 ...maybe fuck a little. 2338 01:36:38,690 --> 01:36:40,486 Sorry to let you down. 2339 01:36:41,526 --> 01:36:42,888 Maybe next time. 2340 01:36:43,423 --> 01:36:45,728 Can I have my casserole back, please? 2341 01:36:45,830 --> 01:36:47,565 Yeah. Here, I'm gonna... 2342 01:36:47,667 --> 01:36:49,836 Let me rinse it out for you. 2343 01:37:09,423 --> 01:37:11,352 (Water running) 2344 01:37:32,677 --> 01:37:34,507 Did they leave? 2345 01:37:43,257 --> 01:37:44,990 Weird. 2346 01:37:50,796 --> 01:37:53,296 I'm gonna clean up tomorrow. 2347 01:37:53,398 --> 01:37:55,000 OK. 2348 01:38:01,303 --> 01:38:05,008 We have that place in Tahoe in August. 2349 01:38:05,111 --> 01:38:07,078 Maggie loves it up there. I don't know what... 2350 01:38:08,009 --> 01:38:09,916 ...to do about that. 2351 01:38:11,817 --> 01:38:13,480 I guess we'll figure it out. 2352 01:38:14,519 --> 01:38:16,087 Yeah. 2353 01:38:18,491 --> 01:38:19,651 How's your back? 2354 01:38:20,660 --> 01:38:22,093 It's better, actually. 2355 01:38:23,924 --> 01:38:25,591 I'm glad. 2356 01:38:30,437 --> 01:38:32,169 I'm so tired. 2357 01:38:33,373 --> 01:38:34,666 Me too. 2358 01:38:39,513 --> 01:38:41,211 I'm gonna go to bed. 2359 01:38:43,482 --> 01:38:45,116 Um... 2360 01:38:59,834 --> 01:39:02,133 Should I sleep in my office, I guess? 2361 01:39:04,964 --> 01:39:06,698 OK. 2362 01:39:23,887 --> 01:39:25,486 (Breathes heavily) 2363 01:40:29,854 --> 01:40:31,717 (Breathes heavily) 2364 01:40:34,189 --> 01:40:36,689 (♪ Sombre tune on piano) 2365 01:41:11,896 --> 01:41:14,100 (♪ Piano stops) 2366 01:42:21,736 --> 01:42:23,895 (♪ Piano continues) 2367 01:42:32,981 --> 01:42:35,280 (♪ Piano playing more proficiently) 2368 01:43:39,978 --> 01:43:42,281 (♪ Piano fades) 2369 01:43:47,986 --> 01:43:49,816 (♪ Piano stops) 2370 01:44:02,364 --> 01:44:04,930 ♪ I'll light the fire 2371 01:44:05,865 --> 01:44:10,171 ♪ You place the flowers in the vase 2372 01:44:10,273 --> 01:44:14,610 ♪ That you bought today 2373 01:44:16,279 --> 01:44:19,217 ♪ Staring at the fire 2374 01:44:19,320 --> 01:44:26,352 ♪ For hours and hours while I listen to you 2375 01:44:26,888 --> 01:44:33,926 ♪ Play your love songs all night long for me 2376 01:44:36,869 --> 01:44:43,104 ♪ Only for me 2377 01:44:43,206 --> 01:44:45,738 ♪ Come to me now 2378 01:44:45,841 --> 01:44:49,375 ♪ And rest your head for just five minutes 2379 01:44:49,477 --> 01:44:54,881 ♪ Everything is done... ♪ 2380 01:44:56,086 --> 01:44:57,052 (Laughter) 2381 01:44:57,154 --> 01:44:58,583 ♪ Such a cozy room 2382 01:44:58,685 --> 01:45:02,259 ♪ The windows are illuminated 2383 01:45:02,361 --> 01:45:08,460 ♪ By the evening sunshine through them 2384 01:45:08,562 --> 01:45:14,872 ♪ Fiery gems for you 2385 01:45:14,974 --> 01:45:21,042 ♪ Only for you 2386 01:45:21,144 --> 01:45:23,643 ♪ Our house 2387 01:45:23,745 --> 01:45:26,611 ♪ Is a very, very, very fine house 2388 01:45:26,713 --> 01:45:29,855 ♪ With two cats in the yard 2389 01:45:29,957 --> 01:45:32,685 ♪ Life used to be so hard 2390 01:45:32,787 --> 01:45:39,257 ♪ Now everything is easy 'cause of you 2391 01:45:39,359 --> 01:45:42,501 ♪ And our 2392 01:45:42,603 --> 01:45:49,204 ♪ La, la, la-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la 2393 01:45:49,306 --> 01:45:51,572 ♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la 2394 01:45:51,674 --> 01:45:56,081 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 2395 01:45:56,183 --> 01:45:59,050 ♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la 2396 01:45:59,152 --> 01:46:01,283 ♪ La, la-la-la-la-la-la-la 2397 01:46:01,385 --> 01:46:03,381 ♪ La-la-la, la, la, la, la 2398 01:46:03,483 --> 01:46:06,092 ♪ Our house 2399 01:46:06,194 --> 01:46:09,060 ♪ Is a very, very, very fine house 2400 01:46:09,162 --> 01:46:12,029 ♪ With two cats in the yard 2401 01:46:12,131 --> 01:46:15,200 ♪ Life used to be so hard 2402 01:46:15,302 --> 01:46:21,673 ♪ Now everything is easy 'cause of you 2403 01:46:21,775 --> 01:46:24,877 ♪ And our 2404 01:46:24,979 --> 01:46:27,609 ♪ I'll light the fire 2405 01:46:27,711 --> 01:46:32,214 ♪ And you place the flowers in the vase 2406 01:46:32,316 --> 01:46:37,456 ♪ That you bought today ♪ 2407 01:46:38,792 --> 01:46:40,956 (Sighs) 2408 01:46:41,059 --> 01:46:43,154 (Laughter) 170698

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