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[gentle lilting music]
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♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪
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♪ He's there watching for me ♪
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Hi, Derrick
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♪ If I could fly like birds on high ♪
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Not here. haven't seen me.
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-Chloe, are you smoking?
-It's Ava's.
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-All right, Ava?
-Yes, thank you.
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Not here, haven't seen me, need a bin bag.
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What time is the stripper coming?
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20 minutes.
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And counting.
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Where the bin bags?
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What's wrong with Ava?
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[gasps] She's a bit nervous.
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Not surprised, I'd be terrified.
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Shush, she's coming.
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Oh! Talk of the devil, all right, Ava?
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Yes, thank you.
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Have the stags arrived?
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Not yet.
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So it's just you and Richard?
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Yeah.
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But Jason is coming, isn't he?
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Yeah, think so.
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Oh, good.
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Have you solved the
mystery of his ring yet?
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Not yet.
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[laughs] He's so gonna
to ask you to marry him.
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Is he?
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-Is he?
-Is he?
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No, I've only known him a few weeks.
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I'd only known your grandad a fortnight.
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Yeah, but you were pregnant, Mother.
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Oh no, you hussy, you're pregnant!
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-Are you?
-Are you?
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-Are you?
-No!
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Oh, pregnant and single,
what will people say?
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I'm pregnant and single.
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But people expect it from you, Chloe.
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Cheers, Carol.
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I'm not pregnant,
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and Jason's not going
to ask me to marry him.
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♪ Dah, dah, dah,
dah-di-dah-di-dah-di-dah ♪
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What is that?
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The "Wedding March".
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It's the "Funeral March".
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If the cap fits. [snorts]
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-What do you mean?
-Just that for some people
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getting married is the equivalent of...
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dying.
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Drinking game!
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-Drinking game!
-Drinking game!
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How many of us are there?
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Five.
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Okay, never ever have I. Everybody sit.
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Rules are: If you have, then you stand,
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if you've never, then you sit.
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Okay, let's play.
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Okay, must stag. Laters!
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[All] Laters!
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Okay, we'll start slow.
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Never ever have I had a threesome.
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No, Mother, you stand if you have.
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[hammer bangs]
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I knew we should have gone to Prague.
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No. This is great.
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Beach barbecue and a
few beers with my mates.
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But you didn't bring the barbecue.
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Oh, yeah, no. I don't like barbecues.
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So it's just a few beers.
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With me.
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Perfect.
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[soft footsteps]
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Hi, Rich.
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All right, Dave?
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Well done.
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Oh, cheers, nice one.
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Ah, well now, this is lovely.
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Hi.
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Who are you?
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-Oh, Sarah, Dave.
-Dave, Sarah.
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Hi.
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I'll leave you to it.
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Leave us to what?
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Catch up.
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I'll get some Quavers.
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[gentle lilting music]
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So...
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how do you know Richard?
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From the nursing home mainly.
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Tell a lie.
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We first met in the queue at
the college abduction day.
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But we didn't speak till nine years later
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when he helped me out of a commode.
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[gentle lilting music]
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Meant to be, I spose.
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Are you a patient?
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No, a nurse.
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Mainly.
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[girls laughing]
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Okay, next question!
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Ooh, I've got one!
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Never ever have I snogged Mick Jagger.
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Mother!
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Come on! On your feet, Alice Dobson.
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[girls cheering]
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1963 after they played
at the Winter Gardens.
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Did Dad and Jack know?
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Oh, yeah, they took the photo.
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[everyone guffaws]
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I try to be principled, you know?
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I mean, I tried to have principles
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vis-a-vis deodorant, for example.
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I don't agree with it so I don't use it.
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Do you agree with soap and water?
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I don't disagree with it per
se, but I'm not a fan of it.
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Do you play war games?
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Er, nope.
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So what do you do?
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I'm sort of a writer.
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What, like words and stuff?
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Yeah.
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In the main.
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I belong to the war games club.
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We do historical re-enactment
of historical events
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from history, apropos the
past, with miniature figurines.
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Always thought I'd like
to do something with that
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in the future, but it's hard
to know where to take it.
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Yeah, it must be.
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[Richard] All right?
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On, I'm just gonna...
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So? What do you think?
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She's okay.
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Not for me though.
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Bit desperate.
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She likes you.
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Oh, yeah. Er, no.
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But not like that.
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[gentle lilting music]
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Hey, do you want to hear something funny?
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No, I'm all right, cheers.
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[girls laughing]
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Never ever have I kissed a girl.
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Oh, no.
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Mother!
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Ava!
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Kieran!
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Accident at year seven youth club.
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-Tongues?
-Tits.
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So are you technically bisexual?
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Play your cards right, Bren.
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[girls gasp]
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Has our entire friendship
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been one long trick to get me into bed?
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No! When I'm with you, I know I'm gay.
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I've absolutely no idea what's going on,
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but this is wonderful. [cries]
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[girls wail]
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The Scorpions "Winds of Change".
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No, it wasn't.
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It was! Behind the
portacabin at the Batch.
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He's still counting.
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I told him to count to a million.
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[both laughing]
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I promise you,
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our first kiss was to the
re-release of "My Girl".
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Wednesday night youth
club during a blackout.
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It wasn't. The film came out in '91,
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the song was re-released in '92,
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and we started going out in '93.
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So who did I kiss to "My Girl"?
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-It wasn't me.
-But I remember your hair.
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It wasn't mine.
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But you were my first kiss.
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-No, I wasn't.
-So who was it then?
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-I've no idea.
-Oh, gutted.
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You were well good.
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No, I wasn't.
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[both giggle]
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Yeah, no.
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Not just that time.
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[Dave] Found you!
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-[both yell]
-[Dave laughs]
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Good one, good one!
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I saw Richard first. You count.
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Sorry.
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That's okay.
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What for? Nothing happened.
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No.
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-Did it?
-No, nothing happened.
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-Cool.
-Yeah.
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-It's cool, we're cool.
-Yeah.
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-That's totally cool.
-Yeah.
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-I better go and hide.
-Yes.
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Get counting, you, Mr Counter Man.
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Yeah.
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[Richard] One, two.
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Hey, kid. Where's this stag do then?
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You all right?
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[Sarah sobs]
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[gentle music]
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[gentle blues music]
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[Dave] Anyone been to Norway?
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[All] No.
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Has anyone been to Taiwan?
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Beers! We need more beers!
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-Yeah.
-Good idea.
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-I'll come and help you.
-Later.
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-Sarah?
-Yeah?
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Good time to talk?
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Perfect.
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[gentle lilting music]
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Have you been to Cheltenham?
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[girls howling]
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[girls cheering]
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-What are you lot doing here?
-We need more beer.
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Lots of beer.
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Jack, come and talk to me.
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[everyone laughs]
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You must be drunk.
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So, what's going on?
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We're playing never
ever ever never forever.
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Oh, good. What's that?
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Oh, great, I love that game.
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Move over, gorgeous.
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Yeah, me too.
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Move over, gorgeous-er.
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So, how's my little grand-bump.
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[laughs] Started as it
means to go on. Woohoo!
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Ginger beer.
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Right then, what you got so far?
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Mary wees in the shower.
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Kieran kissed a girl. And Brenda-
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Kieran kissed a girl?
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Wednesday night youth
club, there was a blackout
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and some tart threw herself on my face.
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[wolf whistle]
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Was "My Girl" playing?
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Yeah, yeah, I think it was.
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Is that when you had your perm?
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Yeah.
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Ooooooo! [laughs]
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At least mine grew out,
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and today you still look like Annie.
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[everyone howls]
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Right, I'm going to get some beers.
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Do you want to give me a hand?
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What's going on?
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He's got something to ask me.
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Nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah.
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If he does, there's no reason
why I shouldn't say yes.
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Is there?
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No, don't think there is.
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Thought not.
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Just checking.
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Laters.
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Are all these beers up for grabs?
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The more the merrier.
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So, um...
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What did you want to ask me?
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So...
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I might be way off the mark here,
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but I know your writing has taken
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a bit of a backseat
recently, and I thought that
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if you needed to get out of Weston
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to give your writing a proper chance,
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there's always my flat in London.
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Do you wanna just move in?
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Oh.
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Wow.
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I know, it's a massive question.
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No, no, it's, it's amazing.
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I know you have a life here.
275
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,440
Have I?
276
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,520
I just wanted to put it
out there as an option,
277
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,080
-if you're interested.
-Right.
278
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,000
You don't have to give
me an answer right now.
279
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:53,840
No, I...
280
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,480
[everyone jabbering]
281
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,560
-I'd love to.
-Really?!
282
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:06,440
Yes! Yes!
283
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,760
[both buzzing]
284
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:11,640
Yes, let's do it! Let's move to London!
285
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:14,920
Oh, no, no, no, I won't be
there. No, I meant you move in.
286
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:15,760
Oh. [laughs]
287
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:16,720
I'm staying here.
288
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:20,720
-Oh!
-[both laugh]
289
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,840
-Sorry, I thought-
-Right.
290
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,600
-You didn't think-
-No.
291
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,280
-'Cause we're just-
-Absolutely.
292
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,120
-Aren't we?
-Definitely.
293
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,000
-You said-
-Exactly, exactly.
294
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,880
Said what exactly?
295
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:31,720
Casual, breezy, no strings.
296
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,320
Exactly, I did say that.
297
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:37,440
That's why I was so surprised
298
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,800
when you said about moving in together.
299
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,360
-I didn't say together.
-I didn't mean together,
300
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:42,200
I meant...
301
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,840
Wow! A free flat in London.
302
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:49,320
-I didn't say free.
-I didn't mean free.
303
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,440
-I meant mate's rates.
-I meant mate's rates.
304
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,320
Because I'm earning an
income while I'm here-
305
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,600
-Income, fair dinkum.
-Finding my feet.
306
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,280
Feet finding muchos importantes.
307
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,280
Think about it.
308
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,400
Thinky, dinky, dink, dink. [half gasps]
309
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,480
-You okay?
-Great.
310
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,520
-Okay.
-Okay.
311
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,400
-Okay.
-Okay.
312
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,800
[both laugh]
313
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,880
What happened to the ring by the way?
314
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,040
Ring?
315
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,080
The lost ring.
316
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,560
That you found.
317
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,120
That you said, "All will be revealed."
318
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,920
Oh, yeah. [laughs]
319
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,040
It didn't work out the
way it was meant to,
320
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,160
so nothing to reveal.
321
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,560
[laughs] God, you didn't think
322
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:38,320
I was going to give it to
you, didn't you? [chortles]
323
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,360
What?! [laughs] No!
324
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,520
[both laugh]
325
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,680
Ooh, God, no! That would make me crackers!
326
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,680
[both howling]
327
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,440
-Okay.
-Okay
328
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,680
You think about the offer?
329
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:59,680
-I will.
-[both laughing]
330
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:05,440
[everyone guffawing]
331
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,040
[head thuds]
332
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,200
-Sarah, stripper!
-[head thuds]
333
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:21,040
-[everyone guffawing]
-[head thuds]
334
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:25,440
Play your cards right, mate,
you might get lucky tonight.
335
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,760
-With what?
-That writer.
336
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,560
But I'm engaged to someone else.
337
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:33,240
-Are you?
-Yeah.
338
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,120
You never said.
339
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,080
This is my stag do.
340
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:43,400
Oh, I thought it was your birthday.
341
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,960
Oh, yeah, no, I'm
getting married tomorrow.
342
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,440
Oh, it's a shame.
343
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,040
You'd have made a lovely couple.
344
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,400
[lively music]
345
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,960
♪ I believe in miracles ♪
346
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,960
[Girls] Off, off, off, off, off!
347
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,360
-♪ You sexy thing ♪
-[hands clapping]
348
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,720
-Well?
-No, no, totally no.
349
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,280
One of the most embarrassing
moments of my life.
350
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,800
-♪ You sexy thing ♪
-[everyone whooping]
351
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:19,800
-[lively music]
-[everyone cheering]
352
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,360
♪ Where did you come from, baby ♪
353
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:29,080
[everyone whooping]
354
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,760
[phone ringing]
355
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,440
Sorry, I've got to just...
356
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,640
Yeah, I'm at work.
357
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,320
Oh, he's working it.
358
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,160
Okay.
359
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,360
Thanks for letting me know.
360
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,000
[everyone cheering]
361
00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:00,080
[Girls] Off, off, off,
off, off, off, off, off!
362
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:07,520
-[stripper weeping]
-[lively music]
363
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,320
Are you okay?
364
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:14,520
My dog's just died. [sobbing]
365
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,120
Why don't...
366
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,880
Why don't you just...
367
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,840
[stripper cries]
368
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:29,960
Help, please.
369
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:30,960
♪ I believe in miracles ♪
370
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,760
-Stop.
-I can't. [weeps]
371
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,600
Someone help, please.
372
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,800
-I can't.
-Just stop.
373
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,040
-I can't.
-Please stop.
374
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,760
[wailing] I need the money.
375
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:43,440
Please stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
376
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,960
[stripper bawling]
377
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:51,120
He was my best friend.
378
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,600
I need the money.
379
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:58,760
My wife's left me. I've
got to pay for my son.
380
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,080
[stripper howls]
381
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,520
Why did your wife leave you?
382
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,520
Because...
383
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,480
I'm gay.
384
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:12,320
[weeps] And my dog is dead.
385
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,520
[stripper wails]
386
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:31,560
That must be awfully hard for you.
387
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:34,800
-Shush.
-[stripper weeps]
388
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,480
[camera clicks]
389
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,240
♪ You sexy thing ♪
390
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,640
[camera clicks]
391
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,560
[stripper sobbing]
392
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,240
[bright music]
393
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,560
You okay?
394
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:53,680
Yes, I'm good.
395
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,000
Well done, Ava.
396
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,560
-For what?
-For doing it.
397
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,200
For actually doing it.
398
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,040
Doing what?
399
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,440
Marriage, commitment, forever,
400
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,760
for giving Richard everything
he has ever wanted.
401
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,920
I couldn't do it.
402
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,600
I didn't do it, I just felt trapped.
403
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,520
Trapped?
404
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,680
Yeah, when he asked me, I just...
405
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,640
I mean, we were kids, of
course, I felt trapped,
406
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,560
but I think I'd still feel
trapped even if he asked me now.
407
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,520
-Trapped.
-Yeah.
408
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,240
Well, no, maybe.
409
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,160
Who knows?
410
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:49,160
Anyways, I'll never knows
because he's marrying yous.
411
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,360
Tomorrows.
412
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,200
Forevers.
413
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:59,240
Sorry, what I'm trying
to say is well done-
414
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,760
Did you really feel trapped?
415
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,560
Did I say trapped?
416
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,920
You said marrying Richard
would make you feel trapped.
417
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:09,720
I, I'm not sure if I
meant trapped exactly.
418
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:14,640
Oh, no.
419
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,120
Oh, no, are you going to cry?
420
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,720
-I didn't mean trapped.
-It's okay.
421
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,040
No, it isn't. I didn't mean trapped.
422
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,400
Don't cry. Please.
423
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,240
Don't cry.
424
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,400
[car horn hoots]
425
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,840
Please don't cry.
426
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,080
Oh, please don't cry.
427
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,560
Come on, miss-soon-to-be-missus,
428
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,600
we've got cheerleading to do!
429
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,360
[everyone chattering]
430
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,240
In you get, Joshua!
431
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,320
[girls shrieking]
432
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,040
Is the Queen Mum dead?
433
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,760
Yeah, she is, yeah.
434
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,640
I suspected as much.
435
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,840
[Sarah] All right?
436
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,840
All right.
437
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:32,320
Ah, well, cracking night,
Rich, thanks a lot.
438
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,160
You off, Dave?
439
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,200
Yeah.
440
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,600
I want to get the house cleaned,
441
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,120
saves doing it in the morning.
442
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,520
Cheers, Rich, all the best.
443
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,720
[Sarah] This is it then.
444
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:04,800
Yup.
445
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:12,320
This is it.
446
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,880
[gentle lilting music]
447
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:22,880
♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪
448
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:29,360
♪ He's there watching for me ♪
449
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:35,240
♪ If I could fly like birds on high ♪
450
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:40,720
♪ Then straight to his
arms I'd go sailing ♪
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