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♪Somewhere ♪
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♪Beyond the sea ♪
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[bell ringing]
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♪Somewhere ♪
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♪ Waiting for me ♪
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♪My lover stands on golden sands ♪
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♪And watches the ships ♪
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♪That go sailing ♪
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♪Somewhere ♪
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♪Beyond the sea ♪
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♪He's there ♪
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♪Watching for me ♪
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♪If I could fly ♪
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♪Like birds on high ♪
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♪Then straight to his arms ♪
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♪I'd go sailing ♪
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[acoustic guitar music]
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[Carol whistles]
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[Mary whistles]
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[All three whistling]
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[All three whistling]
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[All three whistling]
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[All three whistling]
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[door slams]
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Oh, talk of the devil. Hello, Kieran love.
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My brother from another mother.
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Them garms are well moody.
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What?
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Ignore her Kieran.
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Usual plus straw?
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Yes, please. But no straw.
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Nothing to smash.
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[Carol] Thank you, Sarah.
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There's your USB, Mare.
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Thanks blood.
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[Carol] What you given her this time?
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-Jessie J.
-Brap. Brap.
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Oh God.
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-All right, scutler?
-All right.
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Mmm. Perk of the job?
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Free lunch, innit.
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I think I'm depressed.
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Oh, depression's very trendy
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at the moment, Kieran.
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Is it?
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Mum's found a magazine.
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Oh.
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And Nan's learning gangster.
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Why are you learning gangster, Mare?
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Keep me street.
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You get me though?
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[Sarah laughs]
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Why do you think you're depressed?
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My mum's therapist told my mum,
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I've become one of them KIPPERS.
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What?
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Kids in parents pockets
eroding retirement savings.
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Oh. I knew someone else like that, Kieran.
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I pay you rent.
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[Carol] That is not the point.
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Yes it is.
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My mum's therapist told
my mum I should move out.
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Well done, Kieran.
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You can take Sarah with you.
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Pow, pow.
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And 50 pence over there.
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No, Kieran, you don't
wanna live with me, love.
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I'm almost a nuisance.
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Oh, but it's all right to
get under my feet, is it?
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Mother, what's this doing here?
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[Carol sighs]
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And can you kindly remove your laundry
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from the radiators when we get home?
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Stan's coming for dinner tonight
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and I don't want him eating my fish pie
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next to your damp knickers.
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Maybe me, you, me and Chloe
should look for somewhere.
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Yeah.
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Maybe.
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She come out the clinic yet?
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Not yet.
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She said she call when she was done.
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Let me know when you hear anything.
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I will.
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You're still up for a
girls night in though,
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aren't you?
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Yeah, but I'll be a bit late though.
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Why?
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My mum's therapist told my mum
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I've got an addictive personality.
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So, I'm going to an AA meeting.
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But you're not an alcoholic.
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Prevention's better than cure.
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Laters.
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Word up, homo.
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Do you mean, homie?
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No.
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Okay.
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Laters.
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Laters.
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[upbeat music]
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But listen, lad.
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You can't just bung a
load of flowers together
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for Weston in Bloom.
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It takes time.
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You gotta have a design and a theme.
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I've got one look.
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Enduring love.
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Fuchsias, cactus, lilies.
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Yeah, but where're you gonna
get all these flowers from?
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We've got most of them growing already.
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And I've been round to
the other allotments
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and asked if they'll donate the rest.
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I've taken care of everything, Mr. Astill.
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All you need to do is ask Carol
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and then get her to sign the form.
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Blimey.
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[acoustic guitar music]
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Blimey.
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[acoustic guitar music]
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I think you got a real chance.
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What? Winning Weston in Bloom,
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or getting Carol to marry me?
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What've you got to lose, Mr. Astill?
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Oh, for goodness sake now, call me Stan.
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Why?
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'Cause that's my name.
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Sure, Stan.
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Thanks, Jace.
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Jason.
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What?
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[Jason laughs]
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Hello gorgeous.
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Yeah
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No, no.
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Got something to tell you.
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[seagulls squawking]
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Oh lovely.
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Okay, Stan. See you in a bit.
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Stan wants to cover the cafe in flowers
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for Weston in Bloom.
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That's good innit?
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Well, that's the same day
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as Richard and Ava's wedding.
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Is it?
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Oh, talk of the devil.
Hello, Richard Love.
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All right, yeah?
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Yes, please, Carol. You?
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Yeah. Bit cold.
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Global warming, innit?
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You want a drink?
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-Yes, please.
-What do you fancy?
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Surprise me.
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Hmm. Usual?
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Yeah.
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Thank you, Sarah.
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-All right?
-All right.
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No, Ava today?
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We don't do everything together, Sare.
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Where is she?
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There.
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[seagulls squawking]
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We just bought our sofa.
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Well done.
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No, but that's not the best bit.
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Free delivery if you spend over £400.
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So, not free at all then.
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Oh yeah, no.
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But we took the option
of the additional puff.
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Sofa, puff, delivery, free, boom.
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Great.
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Well done, Richard.
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We're just off up Cadbury
to book our reception.
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They've got a pagoda and everything.
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-[Carol] A pagoda.
-Yeah.
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You hear that, Mum?
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-A pagoda.
-A pagoda?
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-[Richard] Yeah.
-A pagoda.
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Nice.
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Well done, Richard.
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Mess with the best,
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you're going to die like the rest innit.
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Is it, is it, is it?
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Yeah.
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A pagoda.
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So, that must cost a bit.
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Yeah, loads.
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But what else am I working nights for?
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So, you're not gigging at all now.
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Nah, I make more doing a night shift.
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And Ava don't really like me gigging.
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Yeah, but you like you gigging.
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Yeah. But I've got
responsibilities now, Sare.
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I know, but that doesn't mean
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you have to stop everything
you enjoy, does it?
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It's called compromise.
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No it isn't.
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It's called sacrifice.
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When you love someone, you
have to make sacrifices.
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-Don't you?
-Do you?
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Don't you?
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Do you?
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Don't you?
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Sare?
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Yeah.
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Can I ask you something?
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Yeah.
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[knocking on window]
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Oh, okay. Come in.
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No, but what did you wanna ask me?
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-Oh, it's, it's just-
-[phone ringing]
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Oh, Chloe, not now.
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Sorry, I've got to get this.
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Oh, yeah. No, it's okay.
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No, but what did you want to ask me?
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It can wait.
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No, but what did you wanna ask me?
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[banging on the window]
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[frustrated grunting]
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This conversation is
to be continued, Yeah?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah?
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-Yeah.
-Okay. Hello?
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Okay.
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Laters.
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[banging on window]
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Yeah.
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Richard?
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Yes, Mare?
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An elderly friend of mine might be looking
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for somewhere to live.
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Sheltered accomodation type of thing.
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Where should she look?
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The Lodge.
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Turnover's pretty quick.
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And they've got the red
cord and everything.
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I can ask for your friend if you like?
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Okay.
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But keep it on the down low.
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Okay.
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What?
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Don't tell anybody.
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Oh, okay.
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Laters.
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Bye, love.
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[acoustic guitar music]
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Hey.
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-Done?
-Yeah.
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You okay?
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You were in there ages.
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Yeah. I just wanted them to make sure.
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And?
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Three nurses, 15 tests, 110%,
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bun in the oven.
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Maybe I should just make them do one more.
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Come on.
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[acoustic guitar music]
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[rustling]
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[acoustic guitar music]
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What am I gonna do?
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Okay. Beer or wine?
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Beer.
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-Wax or shave?
-Wax.
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-Me or Kieran?
-Me.
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No. Me or Kieran?
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Me.
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-You or Kieran?
-You.
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Yeah. Baby or no baby?
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Baby.
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Now that surprised me.
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Here comes lover boy.
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Don't say lover boy.
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Hi.
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-Hey, how's it going?
-Yeah. Good.
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-Hi, Chloe.
-Hi Jason.
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-You about tonight?
-No, sorry.
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No, sorry. We're having a girl's night in.
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Why?
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It's cool. I just want
to ask you something.
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Ooh, What?
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What?
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Nah. It's cool, it can wait.
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Tomorrow?
284
00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,920
Yeah, maybe.
285
00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:06,920
-Or not.
-No, no, no, no.
286
00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:09,200
It's just that this week's
going to be really busy
287
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,560
getting Weston in Bloom ready.
288
00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:11,400
Cool, cool.
289
00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,400
No pressure. Whenever.
290
00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,760
Casual, breezy, no strings.
291
00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:17,120
Cool. I'll just give you a call.
292
00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,400
Call.
293
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,080
Cool.
294
00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,840
Did you return the ring
to its mystery owner,
295
00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:22,680
by the way?
296
00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,360
All will be revealed, innit.
297
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,320
Is it?
298
00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,160
It is.
299
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,680
[pained grunting]
300
00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,280
Laters.
301
00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:50,480
The ring.
302
00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:54,280
OMG he's going to ask you to marry him.
303
00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:55,720
What? No, he isn't.
304
00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:58,920
Why? Why would he do that?
305
00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,360
We're casual, breezy, no strings.
306
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,360
No you're not.
307
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,080
I'm casual, breezy, no strings.
308
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:03,960
You convince yourself you're gonna
309
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,400
spend the rest of your life with them
310
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,320
and then make a fool out of yourself.
311
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,720
Well, maybe I've changed.
312
00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,040
-Haribo or Fruit Pastilles?
-Haribo.
313
00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:09,880
-London or Weston?
-London.
314
00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,120
-Richard or Jason?
-Richard.
315
00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,040
Ha! I knew it.
316
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,520
You haven't changed.
317
00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:15,360
Shut up.
318
00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:17,560
What are you going to do?
319
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,040
About you and Richard and Jason?
320
00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:20,080
About being pregnant.
321
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,760
Oh yeah, forgot about that.
322
00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,000
Paper, scissors, stone?
323
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,200
I win, I keep it. You win, I don't.
324
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,680
Ready?
325
00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:29,840
One, two, three.
326
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,640
You win, I don't keep it.
327
00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:35,520
That's that.
328
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,280
Is that what you want?
329
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,120
Totes.
330
00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,200
Sure?
331
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,200
Best of three?
332
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,560
Do you want to have a baby, Chloe?
333
00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:48,920
I don't know, Sarah.
334
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:54,200
This time last year I thought
I might not be able to.
335
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,920
This time last week you
were singing Copacabana
336
00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,800
with a man's tie wrapped round your head.
337
00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:01,680
Last week up The Dragon,
this week up the duff.
338
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,320
[lighter striking]
339
00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,280
Funny old game, innit?
340
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,120
Life.
341
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:15,560
[Sarah] Yep.
342
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,560
[Chloe] Did you think
you'd end up with Richard?
343
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:22,760
[Sarah] I dunno.
344
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,480
I'm just not sure he
should be marrying Ava.
345
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,920
[Chloe] I'm a bit frightened.
346
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:34,200
-[Sarah] What?
-I'm a bit frightened.
347
00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,920
Better go and tell Dad.
348
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:44,760
Okay.
349
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:46,840
Good luck.
350
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:47,680
Thank you.
351
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,760
Are you going to tell the estate agent?
352
00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:55,640
No, I'll just text him.
353
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,360
-Laters.
-Laters.
354
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,600
[acoustic guitar music]
355
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,680
[seagulls squawking]
356
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:09,880
[Ava speaks in foreign language]
357
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,440
Richard. If we don't end this right now
358
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,880
we'll be paying for it
for the rest of our lives.
359
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,880
No, we talk about this now.
360
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,320
What do you need to do
that is so important?
361
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,000
Fine.
362
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,800
Call me when you finished
cleaning the urinal.
363
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,200
[Ava grunts]
364
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,240
-Hi.
-Hi.
365
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,080
Everything okay?
366
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:36,880
[Ava sighs]
367
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,760
Do you ever wish your mum was around?
368
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,960
Not often, but I know what you mean.
369
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:45,840
You getting cold feet?
370
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,640
No, I have very good shoes.
371
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:51,520
No, I meant-
372
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,520
Are you and Richard okay?
373
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,520
Are you having doubts about the wedding?
374
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,360
Yes.
375
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:03,680
It's just getting ridiculous.
376
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:06,240
A church in the middle of
nowhere, the dress, the pagoda,
377
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,240
and now, he wants to hire
378
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,880
an even bigger venue for the reception.
379
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:11,720
You know he stopped gigging,
380
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,640
so he can do more night shifts
381
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:13,680
to pay for the wedding.
382
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,120
Yeah. He mentioned it.
383
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,600
It's crazy. He loves gigging.
384
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,200
The reception venue charge
£5 for a bottle of water.
385
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,240
He'll be working night shifts
for the rest of his life.
386
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,880
But he's doing it for you.
387
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,480
I know, he thinks it's what I want.
388
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,480
Isn't it?
389
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:30,640
No. What I want is to get
married in a registry office
390
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,960
and have a two for one
meal deal at Harvester.
391
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:42,160
Maybe you could have the
reception at the cafe.
392
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,680
The water's free.
393
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,760
I don't know what Richard will think, but-
394
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:47,560
Are you kidding?
395
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:51,800
He would spend his whole life
in that cafe if he could.
396
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,440
Thank you.
397
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:55,960
This means very much to me.
398
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,160
Don't know why I didn't offer before.
399
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:00,920
[Phil] Hey kid.
400
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,120
Oh, hi.
401
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,400
You all set for the big day Ava?
402
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:07,320
Yeah, I think we might just be.
403
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,240
[phone ringing]
404
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,680
It's Richard.
405
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,600
Must've finished cleaning the urinals.
406
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,520
[beeping]
407
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:14,800
Just a second sweetheart.
408
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,520
Thank you.
409
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:18,520
Thank you very much.
410
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,360
Okay. No problem.
411
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,800
Guess what, you won't believe it.
412
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,640
Blimey. What did you do?
413
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:26,440
Give her one of your kidneys?
414
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:27,440
Almost as painful.
415
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:32,520
You okay?
416
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:33,600
Yes.
417
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,080
It'd be much easier if
she wasn't so lovely
418
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:43,600
and funny and pretty and
foreign and interesting.
419
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,440
-But-
-No, no, no. I meant,
420
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,200
Are you okay getting
out of that deck chair?
421
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,560
Yes Dad.
422
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:50,560
All good.
423
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:54,400
[Sarah sighs]
424
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,240
How are you?
425
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,640
Yeah, good. I got a new job.
426
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,400
All right. That's good.
427
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,120
You hear back from that
writing competition?
428
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,000
Oh yeah, no, I got eliminated.
429
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,280
Why?
430
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,200
It wasn't a competition
for children's stories.
431
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,200
It was a competition
for stories by children.
432
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,160
Oh, sorry about that.
433
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,760
Well, you know what they say,
434
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:16,960
if at first you don't succeed-
435
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,120
Take the hint or enter the right category.
436
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,480
[both laugh]
437
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,520
Did you know that 12 publishers
438
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:23,720
turned down Harry Potter?
439
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,800
Yes. Well, J. K.
Rowling's good at writing.
440
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,720
When's being good got
anything to do with it?
441
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:29,680
You see an X factor.
442
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,120
You just need to do it.
443
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,360
I do need to do it.
444
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,640
I'm just not sure people need to read it.
445
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,160
Did you need to do it?
446
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,880
Yeah.
447
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:41,720
Still do.
448
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,560
So, what's the job?
449
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,080
A photographic tour of
British seaside cafes,
450
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,400
starting in Grimsby.
451
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,400
From super to grim.
452
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,840
Yeah. Next stop Scunthorpe.
453
00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,320
When do you go?
454
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,800
Soon as Weston in Bloom's done.
455
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,040
Why don't you come with me?
456
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,400
You could write a story
about every cafe we went to.
457
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,240
Yeah.
458
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,760
No.
459
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:12,800
That's okay.
460
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,680
You can send me a postcard.
461
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,320
Just so long as you promise
to read them this time.
462
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:20,640
[acoustic guitar music]
463
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,520
There's a whole world out there, kid.
464
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,520
Can't see it all from here.
465
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,680
I know.
466
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:32,800
[acoustic guitar music]
467
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,560
I don't suppose you do weddings.
468
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,360
Do you?
469
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,200
Yeah, I'd love to.
470
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,200
Thanks.
471
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,200
See you later, kid.
472
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,240
See you later.
473
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:51,320
[acoustic guitar music]
474
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,240
Pow, pow.
475
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,160
[Mary laughs]
476
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,080
Brap, brap.
477
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,280
Hey blood, wagwan?
478
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,320
Bredrin, you're looking fly.
479
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,240
[hands clapping]
480
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,000
[both laugh]
481
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,560
Talk of the devil, hello Stan.
482
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,080
Right then, Carol.
483
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,800
Sign this for Weston in Bloom.
484
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:15,640
And then, I've got something to ask you.
485
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,080
[door slams]
486
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,720
Did Chloe get hold of you, Stan?
487
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,800
I missed a couple of calls.
488
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:20,960
I think it's urgent.
489
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,520
I'll call her, love. I'll call her.
490
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,240
But first things first.
491
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,760
-Now then, Carol-
-Mum?
492
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:27,600
Mhmm
493
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,400
Is it okay if Ava and Richard,
494
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,040
have their wedding reception here?
495
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,640
I know it's the same
day as Weston in Bloom,
496
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,280
but I'll take care of
everything, I promise.
497
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,200
I just thought it would save them
498
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,800
spending crazy money on a venue.
499
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,640
And flowers.
500
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:44,000
Exactly. And Dad said,
he'd take the photographs.
501
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,600
Oh good.
502
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,280
[Sarah] Is that okay?
503
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,240
Well, It's fine by me
if it's fine by Stan.
504
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,680
Yeah. Wonderful.
505
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:52,520
Great.
506
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,560
Oh, I love it when a plan
turns out like it's meant to.
507
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,040
Thanks, Stan.
508
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,520
No problem. Now then-
509
00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,640
Are you still going to Asda?
510
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,160
-Absolutely, but-
-We can park in Waitrose.
511
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,240
'Cause it's always spaces
and then we can walk over.
512
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,160
Yeah, lovely. But first things first-
513
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,000
Done.
514
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:09,560
Righty tighty.
515
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:13,760
Oh, hang on correct this,
516
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,600
and then I want to ask you something.
517
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,440
What's wrong with it?
518
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,920
You've ticked Mrs, not miss.
519
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,160
No. That's right.
520
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,000
-What?
-What?
521
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,120
Who are you married to?
522
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,160
-Phil.
-Still?
523
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,960
No. Phil. Phil Porter.
524
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,280
Yeah. I know who Phil is.
525
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,680
Well, we never got round to a divorce.
526
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,240
Oh.
527
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,080
You knew that didn't you?
528
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:32,920
-Did I?
-Didn't you?
529
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:33,720
Did I?
530
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,480
That's okay, isn't it?
531
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,600
Yes. Of course, love.
532
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,720
Of course, it's okay.
533
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,560
It's okay.
534
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,640
Yeah, it's okay.
535
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,600
What's this is called again?
536
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,440
Fuchsia.
537
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,280
The bleeding heart.
538
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,040
Bang on, love. Bang on.
539
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:54,880
It's beautiful.
540
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,880
Now then Stan, what
did you want to ask me?
541
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,880
You got brown sauce for the fish pie?
542
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,280
Good one, Stan.
543
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,960
[phone ringing]
544
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,720
Oh, it's Chloe.
545
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,920
It's Chloe, why'd she-
546
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,760
Back in a mo.
547
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,840
Right then. Bag for life, check.
548
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,080
Shopping list, check.
549
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:26,880
Mhmm.
550
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,840
You gonna read me a story, love?
551
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,000
No Nan, these are mine.
552
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:32,840
Perfect.
553
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:36,920
You've made our wedding.
554
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:37,920
Our wedding?
555
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,520
No, mine and Ava's.
556
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,880
-I know.
-Thank you.
557
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:44,560
What's all that?
558
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,520
My stories. Wanna read one?
559
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,720
No, they're for kids aren't they?
560
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,040
You read Harry Potter.
561
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,760
That's only so I could
understand the films.
562
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,200
I spoke to The Lodge
about your friend Mare,
563
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,280
they're going to get back to me.
564
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,200
There's a brochure.
565
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,600
Laters.
566
00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,640
Laters.
567
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:00,480
Bye, love.
568
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,480
What friend's that, Nan?
569
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,160
Just someone I know.
570
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,160
Now then, what you got?
571
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,160
It could've been worse.
572
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,360
It should've been better.
573
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,480
The tide was out of it's starting blocks
574
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,080
and racing towards Little Girl
575
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,400
as she started alone on the beach.
576
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,200
The sun had packed up and gone home to bed
577
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,880
and her shrivelled prune
of a mother had gone
578
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,240
to play bingo with the ice cream man.
579
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,400
[Mary laughs]
580
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,440
And as a little boat gently floated
581
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,640
onto the shore beside her,
582
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,440
Little Girl knew that
this was one of those days
583
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,560
when she wouldn't be home in time for tea.
584
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,760
And it was going to be wonderful.
585
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,160
[acoustic guitar music]
586
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,720
Come on.
587
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:50,800
Come on, everyone.
588
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:54,440
♪Somewhere ♪
589
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,000
♪Beyond the sea ♪
590
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:02,000
♪He's there watching for me ♪
591
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,680
♪If I could fly ♪
592
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:08,600
♪Like birds on high ♪
593
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,280
♪Then straight to his arms ♪
594
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,960
♪I'd go sailing ♪
595
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:22,000
[acoustic guitar music]
596
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,840
[air whooshing]
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