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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:05,600 ♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪ 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:12,040 ♪ He's there watching for me ♪ 3 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:17,760 ♪ If I could fly like birds on high ♪ 4 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,880 ♪ Then straight to his arms ♪ 5 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:25,040 There's nothing like a pre peregrination potation. 6 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:25,960 A what? 7 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,920 A cup of tea before my stroll. 8 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:32,240 Are we still bowling later, Mary? 9 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,080 Mm hmm. 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:34,840 If you're lucky, 11 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,000 I'll let you play with my new boules. 12 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,240 Promises, promises, Jack. 13 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,760 How is your tea, Jack? 14 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,520 Emotional, Carol. 15 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:45,720 Alice not about today? 16 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,440 No, she's spelunking. 17 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,840 Don't you Spelunk, Jack? 18 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,400 Not as much as I used to. 19 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,120 [laughter] 20 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,400 Bye, all. 21 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,200 Bye bye, Jack. 22 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,880 Bye, Mr. Dobson. 23 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,800 Why is he so full of the joys? 24 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:04,480 Alice is down a cave for the day. 25 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,160 Here you are mother. 26 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,080 Get that down your Gregory neck. 27 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,240 What is it? 28 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,360 A three leaf clover. 29 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:14,440 Looks like Jack's new boules to me. 30 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:16,920 Well, practise makes things improve, mother. 31 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,400 We've run out of milk, Sarah. 32 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:19,240 Again! 33 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,600 You've got percolate to accumulate. 34 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:22,440 Blue top, please. 35 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,160 None of that limp stuff. 36 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,120 [bicycle bell trills] 37 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,760 Oh, talk of the devil, hello, Richard. 38 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:27,840 Yeah, not bad all right. 39 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:28,680 All right. 40 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:29,480 All right, what's going on? 41 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,080 Mum's been on a latte art course. 42 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,200 If you said, arty, it would rhyme. 43 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,040 With what? 44 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,120 Biscuits. 45 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,920 That's a bit ridiculous, Sarah. 46 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,480 You want a latte arty, Richard? 47 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,520 I'm not really a latte arty fan, Carol. 48 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:43,760 Oh, Richard, you Palestine! 49 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,400 Philistine, usual? 50 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,160 Yes, please, eh, no, thanks. 51 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,760 Me and Ava, we're going to look at sofas. 52 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:49,800 [Sarah] Where is Ava? 53 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,400 Oh yeah, no, she's fixing my car. 54 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,480 What's wrong with it this time? 55 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,520 No idea, something about my crank shaft. 56 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,600 You want to do something tonight? 57 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:57,760 I thought you were gigging at the pier? 58 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:58,760 Yeah, no, cancelled it. 59 00:01:58,760 --> 00:01:59,600 Why? 60 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:00,640 Wanted a night in with Ava. 61 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:02,160 You fancy it? 62 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,280 A night in with you and Ava? 63 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:04,640 No, Ava's got plans. 64 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,560 Well, how'd you know I haven't got plans? 65 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:07,480 Is the Pope Catholic? 66 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:08,320 Yeah. 67 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,600 Oh, well, have you got plans? 68 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:11,640 No. 69 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:12,560 Aha, QE2. 70 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,480 Great, so what do you want to do? 71 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,320 I'll do anything, whatever you want. 72 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:22,720 Okay, watch a band up Bristol? 73 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,600 No, darts at the Dragon? 74 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,240 Okay, what time, seven-ish? 75 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,800 Perfect, can't get there till eight. 76 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,400 Okay, eight-ish. 77 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,840 Eight-ish, great-ish. 78 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,440 [Sarah laughs] 79 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:38,320 Laters. 80 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,160 Laters. 81 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:45,240 [gentle music] 82 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:48,400 There's plenty more fish in the sea, love. 83 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:52,000 Have you seen the sea lately, Nan? 84 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,160 Back in a bit. 85 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,600 Bye-bye, love. 86 00:02:56,600 --> 00:03:00,040 [gentle music continues] 87 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,320 OMG, bees don't have knees, who knew? 88 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:06,680 You're ready for the off then? 89 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,840 I am packed, whacked, and ready for action. 90 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,800 Where's he taking you? 91 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,240 Groupon offer, Minehead Travelodge. 92 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,120 Romantic. 93 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,640 Don't you ever feel guilty? 94 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,960 I did once when I told my mom I was going to be late 95 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,080 because you'd been mugged 96 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,440 but I was actually in a dinghy on Marine Lake 97 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:22,600 snogging Peter Marshall. 98 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,840 And then when I got home she told me she had cancer. 99 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,640 Felt a bit guilty about that. 100 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:30,400 I meant guilty about the estate agent being married. 101 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,680 Oh that, yeah, no. 102 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,080 I mean I do, but if he wasn't doing me 103 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,280 he'd be doing someone else. 104 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,680 Eat your heart out, Emmeline Pankhurst. 105 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,760 Exactly, or some other bird. 106 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:38,760 What you're doing later? 107 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,360 Playing darts with Richard, just us. 108 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,960 You do know he's engaged? 109 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:42,800 It's just darts. 110 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,280 It's never just darts. 111 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:45,120 Yes it is. 112 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,200 Hey. 113 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:47,480 Oh, hi! 114 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,080 Jason, this is Chloe. 115 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:50,560 I know who you are. 116 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:51,720 Why? Have we slept together? 117 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,760 No, I've worked for your dad. 118 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:54,600 [Chloe laughs] 119 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,120 You'd be surprised how often that happens. 120 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,120 Okay. 121 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,480 Okay. 122 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:00,440 Nice to see you again. 123 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,280 You too. 124 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,360 Cute! 125 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:07,280 Maybe. 126 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,200 He fancies you. 127 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,160 No he doesn't. 128 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:10,000 Totes! 129 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:10,960 Don't say totes. 130 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:14,400 If you look back now I bet he's looking. 131 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,080 Is he? 132 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:17,480 No. 133 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,040 Oh, do you get free shampoo at Travelodge? 134 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:21,040 Dunno, why? 135 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,600 I need refills for the salon. 136 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,520 Where are we going by the way? 137 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,360 To get milk. 138 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,640 Cool. 139 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:35,200 [Morris dance music plays] 140 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:47,880 [seagulls cry] 141 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,000 Morning Mr. Astill. 142 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:53,840 Oh, hello lad. 143 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:54,680 How you doing? 144 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:57,080 You know, not too dusty there. 145 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,120 Working on a Saturday? 146 00:04:58,120 --> 00:04:59,960 Yeah, no rest for the wicked. 147 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:00,880 Do you want a hand? 148 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:01,680 Nah, you're all right. 149 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:02,920 You enjoy your day off. 150 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,640 I'm only doing a bit of dead heading. 151 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,480 Let me have a go, I need the practise. 152 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,520 Morning all. 153 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:09,840 Oh, started jogging, Phil? 154 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,920 Yeah, see you later, Sherlock. 155 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:18,440 Yeah, jog on, Moriarty, jog on. 156 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:19,360 Who's he? 157 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,920 Carol's ex-husband. 158 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,040 Emphasis on the ex? 159 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,720 I hope so. 160 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:24,720 When did they break up? 161 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:25,800 10 years ago. 162 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:26,640 Why? 163 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,720 She loved him, he loved his job. 164 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,080 Sounds like a knob to me. 165 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,960 You're not wrong, lad. 166 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,160 Well, actually you are, he's a good bloke. 167 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:40,080 I just wish he weren't. 168 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,680 Oh, well, his loss is your gain, innit? 169 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:46,360 I'm not so sure at the moment, lad. 170 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,960 [gentle music] 171 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,200 All right, cappuccino, da Vinci? 172 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,040 Talk of the devil! 173 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,840 Hello, Stan. 174 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:09,080 You want to see my latte arty hearty? 175 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,080 Oh, Carol, I thought you'd never ask. 176 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:14,120 So, we still going to Cheddar to see the bluebells later? 177 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,040 Oh, yeah, lovely. 178 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:18,400 I reckon we'll see the last of the season. 179 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,000 Oh, I ballsed up another one. 180 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,120 Oh, take your time, love. 181 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:27,440 I'm going into battle with this bad boy. 182 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:33,200 Oh, talk of the devil, hello, Phil. 183 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,800 Hello, Sarah not about? 184 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,800 No, you've been training? 185 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,760 No, just the 10k training. 186 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:39,560 Training for what? 187 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:40,400 London Marathon. 188 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,240 Why? 189 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:42,080 Check it off the bucket list. 190 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,320 What else is on there? 191 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,240 Oh, you know, the usual, a bungee jump 192 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,560 off Sydney Harbour bridge, walk the Inca trail, 193 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:48,480 drink tea in China. 194 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,320 Ever manage any off them? [chuckles] 195 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:51,960 All of them, apart from the marathon. 196 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,360 In't he clever, Stan? 197 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:54,600 You still a running man, Stan? 198 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:55,440 Yeah. 199 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:59,200 No! Only thing Stan runs these days is a bath. 200 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,680 [Phil laughs] 201 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,240 Yeah, well, the knees are shot. 202 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,000 Ah, well, you want to try Pilates then. 203 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,160 I can touch me toes for the first time in years. 204 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,040 It goes straight to the core. 205 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,920 I bet it does. 206 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:13,320 Well, I'd better get off. 207 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,920 I've got to shoot the Western Morris men before lunch. 208 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,000 I wish someone would. 209 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:17,840 [Phil laughs] 210 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:21,440 I'm going to leave this for Sarah. 211 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,960 We still on for later, Carol? 212 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,200 Ooh, yeah, lovely. 213 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,280 [Stan] What's later? 214 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,040 I'm introducing Carol to a mate of mine 215 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,360 who runs a franchise of seaside cafes. 216 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,960 A business of your own but not on your own. 217 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,880 But you're not on your own, Carol. 218 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,520 Well, it's just an idea, Stan. 219 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:37,760 Nice pansies by the way. 220 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:38,760 See you later. 221 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,280 They're impatiens. 222 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:44,840 I saved them from downy mildew, you great, Busy Lizzie. 223 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:52,560 So, we're not going to see the bluebells then, Carol. 224 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,400 Oh yes, lovely. 225 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:55,680 Did you hear what I said? 226 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,920 Oh yes, lovely. 227 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:01,600 What do bluebells mean, Stanley? 228 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,120 Constancy, Mary. 229 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,000 Hmm, interesting. 230 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,560 Okey, friggly, pokey, bye all. 231 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,360 Bye, Stanley. 232 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,360 Wha hey, I did it! 233 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,640 A latte arty hearty, look, Stan. 234 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,280 Where is he? 235 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:29,920 He's gone. 236 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:30,920 Where's Phil? 237 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,600 He's gone as well. 238 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,840 I did it, look, beautiful. 239 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,320 Latte arty hearty. 240 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:40,640 Looks a bit of a mess to me, Carol. 241 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:42,920 So how was the blind date? 242 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:46,560 Gorgeous, funny, intelligent, and we got on great. 243 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,600 Great. 244 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:51,720 It was, then I went in for a kiss at the end of the night 245 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:55,960 and he was wearing mascara, mission aborted. 246 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:58,960 You didn't kiss a man because he was wearing makeup? 247 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,640 Well, it's a bit camp. 248 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,640 Anyway, my mom's therapist told my mom, 249 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,400 I need some time on my own. 250 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,000 So I'm joining you in celibacy. 251 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,400 It's not a choice. 252 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,760 You're not doing much to change it. 253 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:10,680 We could go speed dating later. 254 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,320 Can't, sleeping with the estate agent. 255 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,640 Playing darts with Richard. 256 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:14,680 Just the two of them. 257 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:15,520 It's just darts. 258 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:16,560 It's never just darts. 259 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:17,560 Yes it is. 260 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,400 So, what am I going to do? 261 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,440 Watch the In-betweeners movie 262 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,000 by streaming YouTube clips together. 263 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,040 [Batman] Probably. 264 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,160 Just buy the DVD. 265 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,560 [Batman] I can't afford it. 266 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:27,440 OMG. 267 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:28,280 [Sarah] Don't say OMG. 268 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,240 The estate agent's wife. 269 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:30,080 [Sarah] What? 270 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,840 The estate agent's wife, OMG! 271 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:32,680 OMG! 272 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,400 Oh, hi, Chloe. 273 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,920 Hi, Amy. 274 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:41,680 Oh, sorry, I thought you were drug dealers. 275 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:44,960 That's weird. 276 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:45,800 What is? 277 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,680 I was just talking about you. 278 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:49,280 I recommended you to a friend of mine. 279 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:50,360 Oh, thanks. 280 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:54,240 Always be loyal to your lover and your hairdresser. 281 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:55,520 Isn't that what they say? 282 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:56,560 Is that what they say? 283 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:57,720 I think that's what they say. 284 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,800 [deep voice] That's what they say. 285 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,040 Come on sweetheart. 286 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,080 We've got to take daddy to the train station. 287 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,760 Have a good weekend. 288 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,720 [Altogether] Bye! 289 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:07,560 [Chloe mimics Amy] 290 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:08,360 Is that what they say? 291 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:09,200 I think that's what they say. 292 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,040 Is that what they say? 293 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,160 Lovely, isn't she? 294 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,520 I have to call it off, don't I? 295 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,560 I like this one. 296 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:26,440 I know, but he's not yours to like. 297 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:27,280 Hello, pot. 298 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:28,560 Hello, kettle. 299 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:32,520 Hello, tragic women who can't get boyfriends of their own. 300 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:34,160 Hello, pot. 301 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,320 Hello, kettle. 302 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,880 [gentle music] 303 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:47,160 [children shrieking happily] 304 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:50,560 [gentle music continues] 305 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,960 [Stan groans] 306 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,840 Oh my dear life, oh, oh! 307 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,560 Oh my bloody knees. 308 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,160 [Stan groans ] 309 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:18,320 All right? 310 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,200 [Everyone Else Together] All right! 311 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,280 Hello. 312 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,120 Tea, two sugars? 313 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:21,960 No thanks. 314 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:22,880 Yes, please. 315 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,280 But could I have no sugar, no milk. 316 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,600 And could it be a coffee? 317 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,480 A black coffee then? 318 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,280 Yeah. 319 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,440 Sure. 320 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,160 You get your sofa? 321 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,240 No, but Ava's got something to ask instead. 322 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,160 Oh, what? 323 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,480 Will you be my bridesmaid? 324 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,120 Me? 325 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,440 No, 326 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,280 you. 327 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,120 [Chloe And Batman] Us? 328 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,080 [Ava] Yes. 329 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:42,920 [Chloe And Batman] Uh? 330 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:43,800 Sarah can't. 331 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:44,840 [Chloe] Why not? 332 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,360 She's my best man. 333 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,200 Am I? 334 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,120 Of course. 335 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,200 Why? 336 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,760 Because she's the most manly. 337 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,280 [everyone laughs] 338 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:59,120 Yeah, no, 'cause she's the best. 339 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:05,640 So will you? 340 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:06,960 Yeah, love to. 341 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:11,880 Stag do, hen do, here we come, dude. 342 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:17,360 Great. 343 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,040 Great. 344 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,520 We should celebrate, tonight. 345 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:23,640 I thought you had plans? 346 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,720 I do, but this is much more important. 347 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,680 But, Sarah and I are playing darts. 348 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,480 Just the two of them. 349 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,000 I know, you told me. 350 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,720 It sounds perfect. 351 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:33,880 If that's okay with you. 352 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,200 It's okay with me, if it's okay with you. 353 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,160 It's okay with me, if it's okay with you. 354 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,160 If it's okay with you, it's okay with me. 355 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,000 Is it okay with you? 356 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:40,840 Of course, it's okay, Richard. 357 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:41,800 It's just darts. 358 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,920 It's never just darts. 359 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,000 Yes, it is. 360 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,360 Great. 361 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,200 Great. 362 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,040 Great. 363 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,720 Two's company, three's even more company so. 364 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,440 Great. 365 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,280 Great. 366 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,760 Great, see you at eight. 367 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:58,840 -Eight. -Eight. 368 00:13:58,840 --> 00:13:59,680 Great. 369 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:03,520 -Laters. -Laters. 370 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,880 [Chloe And Batman] Laters. 371 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:05,680 Bye. 372 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,080 [seagulls cry] 373 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,560 Ava is lovely, isn't she? 374 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,920 Just checking. 375 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:26,520 [Sarah sighs] 376 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:29,120 [upbeat music] 377 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,080 [seagulls call] 378 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,920 [children shout] 379 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,360 [upbeat music continues] 380 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,000 Where you going, Nan? 381 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,800 I've got an appointment with Jack's new boules. 382 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,040 Oh, yeah. 383 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,360 What are you doing? 384 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:10,560 Just finishing writing a stock list. 385 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,560 Do you ever wonder if Mr. Dobson 386 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,640 is the one that got away, Nan? 387 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:18,600 Jack? 388 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,880 No, I enjoy flirting with him too much. 389 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,520 You stop flirting with someone 390 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,160 when you marry them. 391 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,840 Anyway, flirting is much more fun 392 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:35,000 when they're married to somebody else. 393 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,120 Your dad left that for you earlier. 394 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,080 What is it? 395 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,560 Story competition for young writers. 396 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,960 That's a good idea. 397 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:58,720 For young writers, Nan, not old waitresses. 398 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,520 What are these still doing here? 399 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,360 Dunno. 400 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,720 Stan left them earlier. 401 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,000 Oh, I wish he'd stop leaving his stuff 402 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,560 around, willy-nilly. 403 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,480 He left them for you. 404 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,800 And what are you doing, Madam? 405 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,600 Writing. 406 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,800 Thought you'd stopped faffing around 407 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,640 with all that arty-farty malarkey. 408 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:16,880 If you're going to do it, just do it. 409 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,080 Write a blockbuster and be done with it. 410 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,960 I'm writing your stock list. 411 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,600 Oh right, good, well carry on. 412 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,320 Don't give up yet, love. 413 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,840 The tide has a wonderful habit of turning. 414 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,080 Hello. 415 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,320 Hello, again. 416 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:38,680 How's it going? 417 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,720 Uh, I'm bored of myself and everywhere I go, I'm there. 418 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,040 But apart from that... 419 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,040 I know the feeling, right. 420 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,200 Have you ever watched the news 421 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,840 and replaced the word bomb with bum? 422 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:49,680 No. 423 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,680 Try it. 424 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,760 It makes the world a much less depressing place. 425 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,000 What, like bums away. 426 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,400 Yeah, or suicide bummers. 427 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,720 They sound much less frightening. 428 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,640 You all right, Nan. 429 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,880 I'm just after the bum disposal unit. 430 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,760 And that's my Nan. 431 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:07,600 What can I get you? 432 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:08,760 Just a latte, please. 433 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,200 Oh, someone say latte? 434 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,080 Yeah, please. 435 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:15,320 Oh, oh, talk of the devil, hello, uh? 436 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,360 Jason. 437 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:22,520 Exactly, you want to drink in or take away? 438 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,560 Drink in, please. 439 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:27,880 Oh, righty, one takeaway latte arty coming up. 440 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,040 1.80 please. 441 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:36,040 I found this ring where me and Stan are working. 442 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,920 Someone's got fat fingers [chuckles]. 443 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,240 They'll be missing that later. 444 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,080 Where was it? 445 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,280 Just over there. 446 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,440 Reckon they'll probably come in here looking for it. 447 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,600 Maybe put a sign up? 448 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,320 Oh, that's a good idea, Jacob. 449 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,680 Jason. 450 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,880 Exactly. 451 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,320 Shouldn't you take it to the police? 452 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,840 Oh, don't be ridiculous, Sarah. 453 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,960 You can't drag the police in these days. 454 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:55,800 Says who? 455 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,720 The wire. 456 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:02,920 Take a seat and I'll bring your drink over to you. 457 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,000 [till pings] 458 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,320 Don't leave it on the counter, Sarah. 459 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:09,720 Hide it in the bag-for-life drawer. 460 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:13,040 And be quiet, there are eyes everywhere. 461 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,400 [Carol chuckles] 462 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,240 Not bad. 463 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,400 I've got a meeting with your father. 464 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,760 What about? 465 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:27,600 Oh, a business of my own, but not on my own. 466 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,400 But you're not on your own. 467 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,640 That's by the by. 468 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:32,480 Byesy bye. 469 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,320 [Carol squawks] 470 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,200 Talk of the devil, bye Jack. 471 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,640 Oh, bye, Carol. 472 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,520 Hello, Sarah. 473 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,600 You're looking very dapper, Mr. Dobson. 474 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,680 [Sarah laughs] 475 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,640 Is your Nan around? 476 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,040 Yeah, she's just... 477 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:55,040 Sorry, Jack, I've just had a pre peregrination potation. 478 00:18:55,120 --> 00:19:00,120 Good, because my boules are polished and ready for action. 479 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,280 Oh, very weighty, Jack. 480 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:12,480 Right, now then, let's make like a bamboo and shoot. 481 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,520 [Nan laughs] 482 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,360 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 483 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,560 Thanks, wow. 484 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:30,560 Apparently, we now specialise in latte porn. 485 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,720 Stan tells me you're a bit of a writer. 486 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,120 Yeah, a bit of. 487 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,120 Only a bit? 488 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,840 Well, I haven't really written much recently. 489 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:39,880 I used to write a bit at uni. 490 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,200 Oh yeah, what sort of stuff? 491 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,160 Poetry mainly. 492 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,520 What kind of poetry mainly? 493 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,640 Metaphysical haikus with a post post-modernist twist. 494 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,120 Wow. 495 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,440 I was pivotal, Sarah. 496 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,960 Yeah, sounds it. 497 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,520 So is your name actually Sarah Porter? 498 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,880 Yeah, why? 499 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,320 Well, you may not be aware, 500 00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,560 but Mrs. Porter and her daughter 501 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,240 are mentioned in the Fire Sermon. 502 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:04,680 Wasteland, T.S. Elliot, I'm very aware. 503 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,560 See, I'm still a bit of a tosser. 504 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,640 Ah, no, yeah, little... 505 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,600 So, how you getting on in Costa del Mare? 506 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,920 Better than I expected actually. 507 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,080 Although I still haven't found my perfect pint yet. 508 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,840 Oh, wow, we'll have to sort that out. 509 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:21,760 I'll give you the grand tour 510 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:25,560 when you've got a spare three and a half minutes. 511 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,520 Actually, you don't fancy a pint tonight, do you? 512 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,240 I mean it's Saturday, you've probably got plans, 513 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,000 but if you haven't... 514 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,120 Plans, nah, I never have plans. 515 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,760 Is that a yes? 516 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:40,720 Yes. 517 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:41,560 Great. 518 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:42,960 Great. 519 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,880 So what kind of stuff do you write, 520 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,040 Mrs. Porter's daughter? 521 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,880 Well, children's stories mainly, 522 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,680 although it's been on the back burner a bit, recently. 523 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,760 [Morris music plays] 524 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:21,160 ♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪ 525 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:27,840 ♪ He's there watching for me ♪ 526 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:33,520 ♪ If I could fly like the birds on high ♪ 527 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:39,360 ♪ Then straight to his arms I'd go sailing. ♪ 33993

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