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♪ Somewhere ♪
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♪ Beyond the sea ♪
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♪ Somewhere ♪
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♪ Waiting for me ♪
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♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪
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♪ And watches the ships ♪
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♪ That go sailing ♪
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♪ Somewhere ♪
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♪ Beyond the sea... ♪
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Chloe, what are you doing?
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I forgot the scissors!
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She forgot the scissors.
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She forgot her knickers.
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[indistinct whispering]
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What are we doing here?
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It's a surprise party.
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[indistinct chatter from radio]
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[woman sighs]
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This is ridiculous.
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How can a hairdresser forget her scissors?
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It's Chloe, Mom.
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She forgets her name
after a vodka and coke.
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I'll have to do it myself
if she doesn't hurry up.
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I can't give Brenda her
answer looking like this.
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What time's she coming?
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Half an hour, I can't
breathe in this thing.
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You were ever such a chubby baby, Carol.
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Nan!
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Thank you, Mother.
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Well, you were!
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You arrived on the same day
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as the pull-out table
from the Kays Catalogue.
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Getting that delivered was
almost as difficult as you.
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At least your legs fit
through the front door.
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[music plays on radio]
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What time did Stan say
the table was booked for?
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Eight o'clock.
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That'll be nice.
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Done!
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Thanks, love.
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Sorry, Carol.
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[she pants]
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They were in the fridge.
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Now, then.
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What are you having?
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There's no time, Chloe,
just curl it, please.
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Oh!
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There must be something in here.
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Just curl it, please, Chloe.
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What about a Sharon Osbourne?
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Just curl it, please, Chloe.
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Oh, come on Carol, take
a walk on the wild side.
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Just curl it, please, Chloe!
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The whole of Weston's
hiding around the corner.
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Yes, I know.
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We were waiting for you!
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[Carol] Hurry up, Chloe!
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Don't let her out until we say.
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Leave it to me.
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Ready?
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Bombs away.
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[upbeat music plays]
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[Man] Somebody, Sarah's coming.
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Stan!
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Stay there!
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Stan!
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Chloe, we've been in the starting blocks
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for the last 15 minutes!
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How's the birthday girl doing?
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She's a bit nervous.
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Of course she is.
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What time's Brenda coming?
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Half an hour.
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Right, okey-dilly-okey,
let's get on with it.
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Oi! You lot, come on!
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And be quiet, she's only in the kitchen!
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And be quiet, she's only in the kitchen!
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She's holding a kitten!
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She's holding a kitten.
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She's holding her knickers.
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She's what?
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She's holding her knickers.
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She's folded her knickers?
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I told you, Jack, they were
under the drinks' cabinet,
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you just don't listen.
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It's an embarrassment.
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We got the After Eights.
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But they're not as posh as Ferrero Rocher.
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She'll think we're right cheapskates.
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Where do you want the envelope?
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Shh!
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She's only in there.
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Oh, sorry, Stan, I forgot.
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Sarah's collecting them up.
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I told him the Ferrero Rocher
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were under the drinks'
cabinet but he doesn't listen.
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So we brought you some After Eights,
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and a tin of carrots to make up for it.
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And there's the envelope.
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Thank you, that's so kind.
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Do you want to give Nan a
hand blowing up some balloons?
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Will do.
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Oh, thanks, Mr Thompson.
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We need to win those carrots back, Jack,
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else we'll have none
for the roast on Sunday.
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All right?
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[everyone shushes]
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Little Richard, she's only in there.
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Oh, sorry.
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Where do you want me, Stan?
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Set up over there.
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All right.
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[door slams]
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[everyone shushes]
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[everyone shushes]
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Ow!
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You going anywhere nice
on your holidays, Carol?
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You know I'm not.
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Oh, yeah.
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Everything all right in here?
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Oh, talk of the devil,
hello, Stanley, love.
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Oh, you look lovely.
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Oh, thanks, love, you too.
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You're early, aren't you?
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I thought the table was booked for eight?
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It is, yes, thought I'd just pop by
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and say hello to the birthday girl.
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Turn that down, Chloe.
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What was that noise?
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Fox.
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What?
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A fox.
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A fox?
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A fox.
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What just wondered in?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my goodness.
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OMG.
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I can't believe it.
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I know.
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Don't worry, it's gone now.
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Will it come back?
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It might, Dad.
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It won't.
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It might, they're omnivorous.
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What does that mean?
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They'll eat anything.
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Oh no, who told you that?
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"Springwatch".
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Oh, my goodness.
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That's the last thing we need.
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The only things they don't eat
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are the skins and spikes of hedgehogs.
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Carol, I can say with total certainty
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you will never ever see that fox.
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Never say never ever, Dad.
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They can hear a ticking
clock 40 yards away.
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Oh, do you think that's what it was?
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Might be.
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Oh, maybe I should go digital?
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Can't hurt, can it?
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Was it a reynard or a vixen, Dad?
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I don't know, Chloe.
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It ran off before I could ask it.
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I'll be back in a moment, Carol.
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That's the last thing I need today.
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How are you getting on?
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Producing a lot of air, Stan,
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but not much of it's
getting into the balloon.
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Sorry, Stan.
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I've run out of puff.
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I could blow non-stop when I was younger.
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Yes, I know.
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But you shouldn't have kicked my bike
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and thrown a Coke can at my head.
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Yeah.
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Well, you shouldn't have
cheated at badminton then,
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should you?
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Whatevs.
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Anyway, I did not throw
a Coke can at your head.
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Er, yes you did.
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No, I didn't, it was a Diet Coke can.
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You idiot.
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Anyway, I bought you "Could It Be Magic"
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to make up for it, that
was just as painful.
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Shut up, you hypocrite.
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You used to give me so much
stick for liking Take That,
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now you can't get enough of them.
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Yeah, well, they're
different now, aren't they?
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No, they're not.
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Just older and wiser.
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Aren't we all?
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Don't know about wiser.
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Yeah, well,
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you can't have it all, can you?
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Can't you?
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Delivery for Carol Porter.
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Shh!
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Sorry, surprise party,
and she's only in there.
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All right, nice one.
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I got a delivery here.
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"Happy Birthday, Carol. Love John."
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You two know anything about this?
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Look, I'm sorry to rush you
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only I got to pick up
my girls from Scouts.
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I'll grab the other crate.
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Let the party begin.
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Hello?
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[he shushes]
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She's only in there.
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Who is?
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Carol, we're having a
surprise party for her.
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Oh.
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Well, shall I go through?
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You're a bit early, Miss Kylie.
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I know, but I need to catch a train.
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It's just, she's not ready yet.
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But I need to catch...
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She's not ready, Brenda.
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Oh, come on, Stan.
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Any answer Carol could give
me later, she can give me now.
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Actually, Brenda, she's
having her hair done,
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so you'll have to come back.
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Come on, Stan, you can't
delay the inevitable.
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Oh, yes you can.
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For half an hour.
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Half an hour, no more.
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After you, sweet cheeks.
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No, no, after you.
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Fair enough.
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Blimey, steer clear of that one.
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We're trying.
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[phone rings]
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Hello, Scutler.
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All right? Are you responsible
for this champagne?
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Oh, you got it then?
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All 12 bottles of it.
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Well, it's her birthday, innit?
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She got to have champagne on her birthday.
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Are you sending bubbly instead of you?
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I thought you said half past?
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I did.
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Well, then, I'm early.
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Where are you then?
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Oh, there you are!
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Hi!
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Hi!
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Oops, mind that!
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Hello.
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Hello.
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How's your mom?
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Er, well, I just left her
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trying to feather dust the
ceiling with a baguette.
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Oh!
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How are you?
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I'm okay, thanks.
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Drink?
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Looks a bit cheap to me.
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Yeah, some show-off sent it to mom
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trying to palm it off as champagne.
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But, you know, it's the
thought that counts.
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Well, I'm sure he thought about it a lot.
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Thank you.
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Sarah.
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I'll be back in a minute.
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You're staying, yeah?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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All right?
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Have we got everyone's cards yet?
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Nearly, I'm just waiting
for the last couple.
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They need to get a shift
on, we've got 20 minutes.
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I know, I know.
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All right, Scutler?
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She's only in there.
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Oh, my dear life.
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Who have you come as tonight?
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Myself.
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You look surprisingly
good in black and white.
279
00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:27,560
I thank you.
280
00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,120
Hello, sailor, where's the GD?
281
00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,000
He's running late.
282
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000
He's not coming, is he?
283
00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,480
Yes, he is.
284
00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,880
He's just got to finish off
at a very important meeting
285
00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,080
from very important people.
286
00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,960
Oi, madam, who's looking after Carol?
287
00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:38,800
She's on the phone.
288
00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:39,640
Have you finished your hair?
289
00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:40,720
Yeah, she's half done.
290
00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:41,720
No, then.
291
00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:42,560
Yeah, nearly.
292
00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,120
Cheese and pineapple hedgehog.
293
00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,400
At least that's safer
when the fox comes back.
294
00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,640
Fox?
295
00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,880
No, will you keep an eye on Carol?
296
00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,240
OMG, there she is!
297
00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,800
[everyone gasps]
298
00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:58,840
Surprise!
299
00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,600
[they sing]
300
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,240
♪ For she's a jolly good fellow ♪
301
00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:08,520
♪ For she's a jolly good fellow ♪
302
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,600
♪ And so say all of us ♪
303
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,760
[they cheer and clap]
304
00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,840
[Richard] All right, everyone?
305
00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:19,920
[cheering]
306
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:23,360
Go on then, Richard Dickens!
307
00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,440
♪ Today this could be ♪
308
00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:31,440
♪ The greatest day of our lives ♪
309
00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:35,320
♪ Before it all ends ♪
310
00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:39,280
♪ Before we run out of time ♪
311
00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:43,360
♪ Stay close to me ♪
312
00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,280
♪ Stay close to me ♪
313
00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,680
All right, Scutler?
314
00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:52,040
[they chuckle]
315
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:57,040
♪ Stay close to me ♪
316
00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,880
♪ Tonight this could be... ♪
317
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,320
Here we go then.
318
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:08,840
Nice hair.
319
00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,640
Oh, it's all the rage apparently.
320
00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,880
I'm sorry, Carol, but I
need to catch a train.
321
00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:15,720
Of course.
322
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,560
Can you just let Richard finish his song?
323
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:25,920
♪ Can you feel it now? ♪
324
00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:30,520
♪ Can you hold it in your arms? ♪
325
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:33,360
♪ Tonight ♪
326
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,680
Okay, hold on, sorry.
327
00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,640
[crowd jeers]
328
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:38,760
Hello, everyone.
329
00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:41,680
Sorry to interrupt.
330
00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:45,360
I just wanted to give
Mom her birthday present.
331
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,240
[crowd cheers]
332
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,040
Now, it's no secret that
333
00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:52,920
the cafe's been in a
bit of trouble recently.
334
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:57,440
And Mom, everyone wanted
to do something to help.
335
00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:00,560
So, we've had a bit of
a birthday collection.
336
00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,680
When are they doing the raffle?
337
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,520
After this.
338
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,360
I want them carrots.
339
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,320
Shut up, Alice!
340
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:09,280
We needed at least £1500
to keep the cafe open.
341
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:13,000
Unfortunately we've fallen
short of the target.
342
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,320
[crowd groans]
343
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,680
Sadly, we've only managed to raise
344
00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:19,840
one thousand, four hundred
and ninety-seven pounds
345
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,080
and 22 pence!
346
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,600
[cheering]
347
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,120
So, Mom,
348
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,640
from us all,
349
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,640
Happy Birthday!
350
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,520
Happy Birthday, Carol!
351
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,800
[cheering]
352
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,960
Dickie, carry on with the song, go on!
353
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,320
Okay, okay.
354
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:43,080
♪ Today this could be ♪
355
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:47,200
♪ The greatest day of our lives ♪
356
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,360
Nice almost doing
business with you, Carol.
357
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,200
Thanks, Brenda.
358
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,080
See you Monday morning for my usual.
359
00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:55,760
I'll be here.
360
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:57,680
Good for you.
361
00:12:58,640 --> 00:12:59,680
And Happy Birthday!
362
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,240
Thanks, Brenda.
363
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,000
Bye all!
364
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:12,640
Now we just need to find
a way to keep it open.
365
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,640
[singing continues]
366
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:25,600
♪ Yeah, the world starts to come alive ♪
367
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:29,280
♪ When you stay close to me ♪
368
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,320
[cheering]
369
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:42,160
Right, I'll be back in a bit, cheers.
370
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,440
[cheering]
371
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,400
Oh, hello, mate.
372
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,680
Nice playing, I'd forgotten
how good you were.
373
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,240
What are you doing?
374
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,080
Just having some cake.
375
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,760
Yeah and eating it.
376
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,880
Well, yeah, I thought I would.
377
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,280
How's your girlfriend?
378
00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,720
What?
379
00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,120
Are you still with your girlfriend?
380
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,040
That's none of your business.
381
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:01,880
Yes or no?
382
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,720
Yes, but it's not as simple as that.
383
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,400
Then I thought I'd made it clear.
384
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,680
Don't mess Sarah around.
385
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,520
I'm not gonna mess Sarah around.
386
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:09,400
She deserves better.
387
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,240
She deserves you, you mean?
388
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,280
No, it's not about me.
389
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,080
Isn't it?
390
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,080
No.
391
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:13,920
Whatever.
392
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:20,040
Just do what you think is best for Sarah.
393
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:20,880
All right?
394
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,280
Hi, Carol.
395
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,080
Hello, Frank.
396
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,760
I heard you were two
pounds seventy-eight short.
397
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,800
Well, it gives us something to aim for.
398
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,400
I have counted it twice.
399
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,400
I think that there's
three pounds 12 in there.
400
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,880
Keep the change if you want.
401
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,640
Oh, Frank, I can't take that.
402
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,560
Of course you can, Carol.
403
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:08,400
Please.
404
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,360
I'd like it if you would.
405
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,640
Oh, Frank, thank you!
406
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:16,560
It's no problem.
407
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,080
Any leftovers?
408
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,280
End of the room, Frank.
409
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,720
End of the room.
410
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,880
I like your hair, by the way.
411
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,160
It's all the rage.
412
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,000
You look a bit like Sharon Osbourne.
413
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,240
Have you seen John?
414
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,200
No, why?
415
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,000
No reason.
416
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,280
I just haven't had a
chance to speak to him yet.
417
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,320
Oh, well.
418
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,160
Can't have it all.
419
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,600
Will you stop saying that?
420
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,400
Hey, Ava!
421
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,440
Hello.
422
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:48,280
Hey.
423
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,840
Sorry. I'm late, did I miss you play?
424
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,440
Oh, no, only the first song.
425
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,960
Oh, good, I'm so pleased.
426
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,480
Caterpillar?
427
00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,320
Thanks.
428
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,440
Oh, are you singing too?
429
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,480
Richard says you used to play together.
430
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,320
No.
431
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,000
Think those days are over.
432
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,240
Did you find your capo?
433
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,080
Oh, yeah, it was in my car.
434
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,520
I'll see you after this set.
435
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:18,160
In his what?
436
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,120
I think he said in his car.
437
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:22,960
What car?
438
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,120
His car?
439
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,680
Richard got his car?
440
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,720
Yes, it's outside.
441
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:29,680
He never said.
442
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,760
Oh, well, he has one.
443
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,840
It's just he never said.
444
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:45,200
♪ Drinking in the morning sun ♪
445
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:50,120
♪ Blinking in the morning sun ♪
446
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,360
He's really good, isn't he?
447
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,200
Yeah.
448
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,640
He's pretty much the best.
449
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,880
This champagne is delicious.
450
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,880
All right?
451
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,600
All right.
452
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,880
No, I mean are you all right?
453
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,520
Yeah, of course, why wouldn't I be?
454
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:18,720
♪ I can only think it must be love ♪
455
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,680
Did you know about them?
456
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,720
I had my suspicion.
457
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,040
It's great.
458
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,000
It's really great.
459
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,560
Let's go on a road trip.
460
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,880
Steady on, Thelma.
461
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,560
Come on, you need a holiday
462
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,080
and I might be dead this time next year.
463
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,680
Chloe, you had a dodgy smear test.
464
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,600
You are not on your way out yet.
465
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,960
Come on.
466
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,120
Carpe diem!
467
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,200
You can bring you writing with you.
468
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,520
Where do you wanna go?
469
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,440
Well, did you know,
470
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,160
if you go west off the coast of Ireland,
471
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,040
you get to New York.
472
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:49,880
Nice!
473
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,880
Where do you get if you go west from here?
474
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:52,720
Penarth.
475
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,760
Let's not do that then.
476
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,160
Let's definitely go somewhere.
477
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,320
Okay.
478
00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,360
Good one.
479
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,360
Excitings!
480
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,080
Excitings!
481
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:05,080
[singing continues]
482
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:21,840
♪ It's looking like a beautiful day ♪
483
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:30,440
♪ So throw those curtains wide ♪
484
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:36,080
♪ One day like this a
year would see me right ♪
485
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:42,480
♪ Throw those curtains wide ♪
486
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:47,840
♪ One day like this a
year would see me right ♪
487
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:54,320
♪ Throw those curtains wide ♪
488
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:59,320
♪ One day like this a
year will see me right ♪
489
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,120
♪ For life ♪
490
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:06,120
♪ Throw those curtains wide ♪
491
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:11,200
♪ One day like this a
year would see me right ♪
492
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,280
♪ Alive ♪
493
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,320
[dial tone rings]
494
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:17,320
Hi, this is John
Streatfield, leave a message.
495
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,320
He left about ten minutes ago.
496
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,240
Oh.
497
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,840
Course he did.
498
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,080
Nan?
499
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,080
Yes, love?
500
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,440
Can you have it all?
501
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,720
Darling girl.
502
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,760
That is the least you are entitled to.
503
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,680
But maybe not all at once.
504
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,520
[cheering]
505
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,960
Thanks, Nan.
506
00:19:58,680 --> 00:19:59,520
Come on!
507
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,520
♪ When I grow up ♪
508
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,080
♪ Well, I know, I'm gonna be ♪
509
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:13,480
♪ I'm gonna be a man who
goes along with you ♪
510
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,680
Well, Carol?
511
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,200
What now?
512
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,800
I've absolutely no idea, Stanley.
513
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,640
Drink?
514
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,760
[she gasps]
515
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,920
♪ And I would walk 500 miles ♪
516
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,960
♪ And I would walk 500 more ♪
517
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:38,240
♪ Just to be the man who
walked a thousand miles ♪
518
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,880
♪ To fall down at your door ♪
519
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,560
♪ When I'm working ♪
520
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,160
♪ Yeah, I know I'm gonna be ♪
521
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,640
♪ I'm gonna be the man
who's working hard for you ♪
522
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,440
♪ And when the money ♪
523
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,000
♪ Comes in for the work I do ♪
524
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,600
♪ I'll pass almost every penny on to you ♪
525
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,240
♪ When I come home, when I come home ♪
526
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,800
♪ I know I'm gonna be ♪
527
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:01,320
♪ I'm gonna be the man who
comes back home to you ♪
528
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,040
♪ And when I grow old ♪
529
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,600
♪ Well, I know I'm gonna be ♪
530
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:08,640
♪ I'm gonna be the man
who's growing old with you ♪
531
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,640
♪ And I would walk 500 miles ♪
532
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:15,040
♪ And I would walk 500 more ♪
533
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:19,360
♪ Just to be the man who
walks a thousand miles ♪
534
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,960
♪ To fall down at your door ♪
535
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,680
♪ Da da da dun ♪
536
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:28,680
♪ Da da da dun ♪
537
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,680
♪ Da da da dun ♪
538
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:35,680
♪ Da da da dun ♪
539
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,160
♪ When I'm lonely ♪
540
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,760
♪ Yes, I know I'm gonna be ♪
541
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:46,360
♪ I'm gonna be the man
who's lonely without you ♪
542
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,040
♪ When I'm dreaming ♪
543
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,800
♪ Yes, I know I'm gonna dream ♪
544
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:53,320
♪ I'm gonna dream about the
time when I'm with you ♪
545
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,000
♪ And when I come home ♪
546
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,720
♪ Yes, I know I'm gonna be ♪
547
00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:00,160
♪ I'm gonna be the man who
comes back home to you ♪
548
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:03,760
♪ I'm gonna be the man who's coming home ♪
549
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,440
♪ With you ♪
550
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,080
[cheering]
551
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:10,400
♪ And I would walk 500 miles ♪
552
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,520
♪ And I would walk 500 more ♪
553
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:17,920
♪ Just to be the man who
walks a thousand miles ♪
554
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,040
♪ To fall down at your door ♪
555
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,040
[singing continues]
556
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:52,440
♪ And I would walk 500 miles ♪
557
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,680
♪ And I would walk 500 more ♪
558
00:22:55,680 --> 00:23:00,240
♪ Just to be the man who
walks a thousand miles ♪
559
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♪ To fall down at your door ♪
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