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-[relaxing upbeat music]
-♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪
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♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪
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♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪
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♪ And watches the ships ♪
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♪ That go sailing ♪
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-♪ Somewhere ♪
-[baby babbling]
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♪ Beyond the sea ♪
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-♪ He's there watching for me ♪
-All right, Sarah?
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Hey, all right, Kelly?
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-Still here there then?
-Yeah. [laughs]
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When are you going back to London?
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I dunno. Soon, hopefully.
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I always wanted to live in London.
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But you know, shit happens.
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Oh, he's gorgeous.
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No, he's not. He's as
pug faced as his father.
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When are you gonna start popping them out?
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Oh, no. I don't think kids are my thing.
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Good for you. Take my advice.
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Keep your legs crossed and
get back to London ASAP,
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before your nipples start looking
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like an Ordinance Survey map.
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Okay.
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-[Kelly] Bye.
-Bye.
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[gulls squawking]
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You all right, Nan?
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No. Your mother's doing my head in.
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-All right?
-Yeah, fine.
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Have you ever had an abnormal smear test?
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-Yeah.
-Okay, good.
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Oh, cheers.
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No, I don't mean that.
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But I've had a couple of
tests come back a bit dodge.
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-Okay.
-It's no big deal.
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-No, no.
-One in 20 women have it.
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-Okay.
-But I was worried
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I might've brought it on myself.
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Don't be silly. How?
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Well, in this leaflet, it
says sometimes you get it
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if you had sex young, which I did.
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Or because you have sex with
different partners, which I do.
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Or if you've ever had the
HGV virus, which I have.
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-HGV?
-What?
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-That's HPV.
-What'd I say?
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-HGV.
-What's that?
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-Heavy goods vehicle.
-Oh.
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Well, anyway, I thought it was my fault
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but you've had abnormal tests too, right?
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Correct.
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And you hardly ever have sex, right?
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Also correct, and thanks.
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Okay, good.
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They want me to go to
hospital for another test.
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Okay. How long have you known about this?
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About two months.
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Why didn't you say?
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D'you want me to come with you?
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Yes, please.
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It's just worrying
'cause of Mum, you know?
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[Sarah] Yeah, course.
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Okay so, you got your costume for later?
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Richard's dropping it
off in a bit. Have you?
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Totally. Is John coming?
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Why would John come to
sing-along "Sound of Music"?
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'Cause it's brilliant.
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Have you two spoken since the quiz?
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No, he disappeared back to London.
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Are you sure nothing
happened after we left?
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Yes. I've already told you, no.
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-But you were wasted.
-Right.
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And you didn't try anything?
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-OMG, you did!
-No, I didn't!
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OMG, he did! What happened?
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Nothing really, we just kissed a bit.
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OMG, then what?
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We discussed the grammatical
misuse of sat and sitting.
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OMG, you're made for each other.
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Well, we're grammatically compatible.
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-OMG!
-Stop saying OMG.
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[Chloe] Oh, Richard'll be gutted.
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[Sarah] No, he won't. There's
nothing to be gutted about.
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-[Chloe] Whatevs.
-No, Richard won't care.
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-[Chloe] Whatevs.
-Don't say nothing then.
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[Chloe] Don't say nothing about what?
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-[Sarah] Nothing.
-[Chloe] Excitin's!
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Tell your nan I'll be back
in a bit to do her makeup.
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-[Sarah] Okay.
-[Chloe] Laters!
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[Sarah] Laters.
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You all right, Mum?
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[Carol] Fine, thank you.
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[Sarah] D'you want a cup of tea?
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[Carol] No, I haven't got time.
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What are you looking for?
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The invoice for the sandwich fillings.
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-[Mary] Carol.
-[Carol] Yes, Mum.
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Gandhi says, "There's more to life
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than increasing its speed."
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Yeah well, Gandhi didn't have a meeting
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with his accountant 20 minutes ago,
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and a missing sandwich invoice, did he?
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[Mary sighs]
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Has that agent called back yet?
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-No.
-So what does that mean?
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She doesn't like my stories.
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Right well, that's that then.
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You better think of something else to do,
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-hadn't you, madam?
-[Sarah sighs]
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[light pensive music]
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"Grandeur has but little," said Eleanor,
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"But wealth has much to do with it."
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"Eleanor, for shame," said Marianne,
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"Money can only give happiness
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where there was nothing else to give it."
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[Pauline] You know who I am, don't you?
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[Richard] Of course I do.
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[Pauline] I'm the queen of Spain.
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And if you lift this ceiling,
I'll sing for you if you like.
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-Mummy.
-All right?
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Yeah. How's it going?
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Yeah, good. Any joy with the estate agent?
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Uh, fingers crossed, be
sold in a couple of weeks.
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Great.
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Well, I'm just about done for the day,
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so I'll leave you to it.
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Mate, listen.
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Been meaning to say thanks again
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for not mentioning Mum to anyone.
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-That's all right.
-It's just
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hard to know what to say to
people about it, you know?
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Yeah, course.
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Wonder where she goes.
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I don't know how you do it, mate.
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I, I haven't got a clue with her.
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-[clock ticking]
-[gulls squawking]
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Well, she seems to like this,
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if you wanna give it a go.
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Oh, cheers.
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It's all right.
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[phone rings]
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Hey. Michelle, I said I'd call.
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[upbeat whimsical music]
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-[pots clatter]
-[Carol] Oh!
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You all right, Mum?
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Mum? Mum?
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Oh, what, Sarah?
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I just asked if you're all right.
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Yes, fine.
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I've just spilt milk all
over the floor, that's all.
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[Mary] No use crying over it.
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[Carol] I'm not!
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Right then, my lovers.
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-Where's your mum?
-Being busy.
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No change there then. [chuckles]
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-All right?
-All right, Dicky Bird?
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-All right?
-All right?
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Yeah, got a bit of a squiffy
tummy but other than that.
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-I got your costume.
-Oh, cheers.
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Can I come and get that
foliage off you in a bit, Stan?
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What are you going as, a tree?
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No, for my compost.
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Well, you need to be quick, Percy Thrower.
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Mini bus leaves at 06:30 and
won't wait for stragglers.
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And if you know anyone who wants a ticket,
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Pete gave me eight so
we've one going spare.
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Ooh, they're like hen's
teeth, them things.
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That's the truth, Mar.
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Have they been there since this morning?
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-Yeah.
-Carol,
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put them flowers in some water.
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-06:30.
-06:30.
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-06:30.
-What time's that?
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06:30.
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Talk of the devil, hello Richard love.
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All right? Yeah, good?
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-Yeah.
-Good.
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What did Stan say?
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[Sarah] There's a spare ticket.
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Oh no. They're like
hen's teeth, them things.
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And put them flowers in some water.
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Oh yeah, course.
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I drove past you yesterday, Carol.
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-Did you, Richard?
-Yeah.
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-In what?
-Test driving a Volvo.
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I thought you were getting a Clio.
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-I am.
-Oh.
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[gasps] I've found it.
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[Sarah] Are these your old school shorts?
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-Yep.
-Hmm, sexy.
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-I made them work.
-[Sarah laughs]
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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-All right?
-All right?
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-Yeah.
-Hi.
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Hey.
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What's going on?
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Um, we're sorting out costumes
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for tonight's sing-along "Sound of Music".
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What's that?
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You sing along on to "the Sound of Music".
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Oh, right. What for?
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-Fun?
-Ah.
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Oh, talk of the devil. Hello, John.
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-You've been served?
-Just a coffee please.
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-To go.
-Sarah?
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You coming tonight, John?
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Oh, uh, no.
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I don't think musical
karaoke's really my style.
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There's a spare ticket going. Hmm?
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Strike while the iron's on.
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[coffee machine slurps]
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Uh, Richard. Can you come
and help me move a fridge?
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Why are you moving the fridge?
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I'm mopping up spilt milk.
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-No use crying over it.
-[Carol] I'm not.
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Right, we need to move it
into the middle of the room.
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-1.50, please.
-[Richard] Okay.
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-Help me get this up first.
-[Richard] Okay.
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[Carol] Careful with it, Richard.
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I, um, haven't seen you
around for a few days.
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Yeah, I had to get back
to London for work.
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I, um, I just popped in to, uh...
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Look, about the other night.
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Oh, look, don't worry about
it. These things happen.
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Do they?
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No, not to me.
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No, me neither. It's a bit um, confusing.
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-Yeah.
-[Carol] Now pull it. Pull.
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[Fridge clangs]
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Come on, Richard. Pull, pull!
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So, sing-along "Sound of Music", eh?
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Oh, I know. Sounds rubbish, don't it?
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-I dunno.
-Really?
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I'll give it a go.
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-Really?
-Yeah, why not?
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Okay. Great.
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Well, mini bus leaves at 06:30.
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-Great.
-Great.
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Okay, well um, better
go get myself a costume.
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-Are you taking the ticket?
-Is that okay?
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Yeah, course. Why wouldn't it be?
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-Great.
-Great.
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-Great.
-Great then.
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Okay, well uh,
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"So long, farewell, auf
wiedersehen, goodbye."
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-I'll see you later.
-Bye.
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-Great.
-Great.
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Great then.
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Right, well I'd better get changed.
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I'm walking the dog on
the beach in a minute,
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-if you fancy it.
-Maybe.
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You're walking the dog in your costume?
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Yeah. Dog don't mind.
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-Laters.
-Laters.
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Oh no. John forgot his coffee.
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I don't think he came
in for a coffee, love.
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[Carol] Is John coming?
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-Yeah.
-Good!
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00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,520
You'd better put some
makeup on then, hadn't you?
258
00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:07,360
-[Sarah laughs]
-Most men pursue pleasure
259
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:11,840
with such breathless haste
that they hurry past it.
260
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,480
Good one, Nan.
261
00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,800
[light pensive music]
262
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:28,440
[upbeat whimsical music]
263
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,120
All right, scutlers?
264
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,000
[Sarah] Why are you looking so smug?
265
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:47,480
Guess who's the new face of
the Fair Save summer sale.
266
00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,600
David Cameron.
267
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,200
-[Chloe gasps]
-No.
268
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,840
Do you even know David Cameron is?
269
00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,000
Yeah, Nick Clegg's sidekick.
270
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,280
They're not Batman and Robin.
271
00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,760
You're the face of Fair Save?
272
00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,640
-Summer sale.
-How did you blag that?
273
00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,480
Got talent spotted by the manager.
274
00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,360
-What talent did he spot?
-Standing still.
275
00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,480
-Oh.
-Good one.
276
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,320
What have you gotta do?
277
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,760
Stand still in front of Fair Save.
278
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,040
70 quid a day. Result!
279
00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,480
-D'you get a discount?
-No.
280
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,800
-Oh.
-Good one.
281
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,120
-D'you want a hand?
-Yes please.
282
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,880
What time's the mini bus picking us up?
283
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,240
15 minutes.
284
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,720
Have you heard back from JDate yet?
285
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,000
Might have done.
286
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,800
[Sarah] So, what's happening?
287
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:31,960
Might have a JDate.
288
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,960
-That's great.
-That's J great.
289
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,240
Yeah. Might be.
290
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,680
I'll be in the toilets if anyone wants me.
291
00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:40,120
Looks like everyone might be getting
292
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,440
some of their favourite things.
293
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:46,360
-[Keiran screams]
-[Mary Screams]
294
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:48,440
Why is Lily salvage in your toilet?
295
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,520
I done her up like Fraulein Maria.
296
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,840
It's uncanny.
297
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,920
Chloe, it's un-tranny.
298
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,760
You can't let her go out like that.
299
00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,720
Oh, Chloe! I loves it.
300
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:03,400
Wait 'til Alice Dobson
sees me looking like this.
301
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,880
What d'you reckon, Keiran?
302
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:12,560
-Julie Andrews?
-Yeah. It's uncanny, Mar.
303
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:17,120
[upbeat whimsical music]
304
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,720
Thanks, Mr. Messenger.
305
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,240
I'll give you it back tomorrow.
306
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,720
[whistle trills]
307
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,560
She doesn't even know I'm here.
308
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,280
So she doesn't even notice that I'm not.
309
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,440
Michelle, look, I've gotta go.
310
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,480
I'll call you when I get in.
311
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,280
Yes, I promise.
312
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,800
Yeah, love you too.
313
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:52,640
Okay, bye.
314
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,800
-[door knocks]
-Hello?
315
00:13:56,800 --> 00:14:00,440
Hi mate. Shouldn't you
be in costume? [chuckles]
316
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,600
Yeah, give us five minutes.
I'll come with you.
317
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,200
These things are so annoying.
318
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,960
I'm sorry. I know you're
busy, but can I have a word?
319
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,920
-About Sarah.
-Yeah.
320
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,200
Which word would you like?
321
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:14,960
Michelle?
322
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,240
[Stan speaks in German]
323
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,480
Ooh-hoo, all right Stan?
324
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,400
Right, headcount. Three plus me is four.
325
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,840
-Keiran's in the toilet.
-Five.
326
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,200
-Where's Vicki Pants?
-Dunno.
327
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,240
-Where's John?
-Dunno.
328
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,760
-Where's your mum?
-In the kitchen.
329
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,280
Right, you call John,
I'll sort out your mother.
330
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,040
-What did I tell her?
-I know.
331
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,320
-Has that agent called yet?
-Not yet.
332
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,880
They said by the end of
the day, didn't they?
333
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,040
It is the end of the day, Stan.
334
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:43,880
They'll call.
335
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,720
[Brian] I don't know what else to say.
336
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,480
[Carol] So that's it then?
337
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,000
I'm sorry, Carol.
338
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,640
Unless you can find the money in 10 days,
339
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,960
I can't see any other way.
340
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:58,880
You know, it might be worth hearing
341
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,240
what Brenda Kiely has to say.
342
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,160
Oi, Carol.
343
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,520
You may be busy, but
the least you could do
344
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:05,440
is give them for...
345
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,760
Oh sorry, Brian. Didn't
know you were here.
346
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,640
No, no problem. I was just going anyway.
347
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,440
Nice costume, Stan.
348
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:15,720
-Ta muchly.
-We'll speak tomorrow, Carol.
349
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:18,000
-Thanks, Brian.
-Auf wiedersehen.
350
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,920
-[door clunks]
-Oi, madam.
351
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:20,960
No good just sitting there.
352
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,280
Mini bus leaves in 10 minutes.
353
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,440
Sorry. Sorry, Stan.
354
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,560
I um, I didn't realise the time, I-
355
00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,800
Well come on then, get your cossie on.
356
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,160
I'll see you out the front in ten.
357
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,600
Stan, I'm sorry. I, I
don't think I can go.
358
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,520
No, I don't wanna hear it,
Carol. I'll see you in 10.
359
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,520
Sorry, Stan. I can't.
360
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,800
You all go, I'll see you tomorrow.
361
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,760
No!
362
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,880
I'm sorry, Carol, I don't
mean to sound bossy,
363
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,520
but well, I won't have it.
364
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,880
You are in need of a night off.
365
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,080
Now get your costume on
366
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:54,120
and be out the front in nine minutes.
367
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,920
Stan, I don't want to go!
368
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,400
I don't care, Carol.
369
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,080
I know you don't wanna
go. I know you're busy.
370
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,080
I know you've got stuff to
do. I know you're tired.
371
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,400
I know all the excuses you come up with
372
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:10,800
to get out of having any
fun, but not this time.
373
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,040
This has been planned for weeks.
374
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,040
Now you're going and that's final.
375
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:20,440
Oh, don't Carol, 'cause I'll feel bad.
376
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,720
But it's for your own good.
377
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:25,160
You cannot keep hiding
in this bloody cafe.
378
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,120
[gulls squawking]
379
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,360
Oh.
380
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,720
Well that is unfortunate.
381
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,400
Brenda Kiely has offered to buy me out.
382
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,320
Please don't say anything to Mum.
383
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,520
Stan, I don't know what to do.
384
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:08,640
Hmm. Okie dokie.
385
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:13,120
Well, first thing tomorrow
386
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,880
we'll solve the problem of the cafe.
387
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,600
But tonight, Carol Porter,
388
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:23,280
we are going to solve
the problem of Maria.
389
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,000
-[Carol laughs]
-[Carol sniffs]
390
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:31,000
-Oh, Stan.
-[Stan chuckles]
391
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:38,040
-[clock ticking]
-[cars rumbling]
392
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,240
"He detested being in town,
393
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,360
yet either to Noland or London he must go.
394
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:01,040
He valued their kindness beyond anything,
395
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,600
and his greatest happiness
was in being with them."
396
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,080
Are you the one who reads to me?
397
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,480
Uh, yes. Yes I am.
398
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,160
[Pauline] Will you come every day?
399
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,400
Yes. Yes I will.
400
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,480
[phone rings]
401
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,680
♪ Every song ♪
402
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,560
♪ Every song it hears ♪
403
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:39,040
-♪ Every song that I hear ♪
-[Stan shouts in German]
404
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:42,800
♪ My heart wants to beat
like the wings of a bird ♪
405
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:43,720
Shut your traps!
406
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:49,120
T minus six. Where's John?
407
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,280
I don't think he's coming.
408
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,240
Should we wait for him?
409
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,080
Nah, I don't think he was that bothered.
410
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,840
Okie-diddly-okie.
411
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,920
Well, I'll sell it on when we get there.
412
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,320
-All right Ava my lover?
-Hello.
413
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,120
Oh, Chloe, you forgot this.
414
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,440
Oh my goodness.
415
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:06,000
The piece de resistance. Cheers, Ava.
416
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,840
You all look ridiculous by the way.
417
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,160
-Cheers.
-[Stan speaks in German]
418
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,640
See you later.
419
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,400
-[Sarah] Ava.
-Yes?
420
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,560
I don't suppose you've got a spare
421
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,240
Austrian outfit lying about?
422
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,320
Yeah, come on!
423
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,800
[Sarah] Do you fancy it?
424
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,320
Unless you've got something else planned.
425
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,960
You snooze you lose, gorgeous.
426
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,680
-Go on!
-Go on.
427
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:24,800
-Go on!
-Come on.
428
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,320
Do you have a spare hairband?
429
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,040
[scoffs] Call yourself a hairdresser.
430
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,480
-[Ava laughs]
-Sarah.
431
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,480
Oh, good.
432
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:32,800
Do you have any makeup?
433
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,720
Call yourself a girl! Keiran?
434
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,760
-Thanks.
-You got four minutes.
435
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,200
Come on, meine little dumplings.
436
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,360
T minus one and counting.
Let's go, go, go!
437
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,920
[Stan mimics a horn]
438
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,280
Carol, are you ready?
439
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,640
[Carol] Coming!
440
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,000
Get a squiggle on!
441
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,120
Right, Gin?
442
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,440
-[All] Yeah.
-Lemons?
443
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,280
[All] Check.
444
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,920
[Stan] We'll buy the
tonic when we get there.
445
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,280
-OMG.
-Chloe.
446
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,120
What?
447
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,160
What on earth are you wearing?
448
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,680
Everyone goes as one of the family,
449
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,040
so I thought I'd go as one
of the soldiers for a change.
450
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,960
Do you know who the soldiers are?
451
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,240
-Germans.
-Nazis.
452
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,760
-Nazis? [laughs]
-Yes.
453
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,880
-No.
-Yes.
454
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:16,720
OMG.
455
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:17,760
[Sarah] Get it off before Ava comes out.
456
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,840
What's Ava got to do with it?
457
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,720
-Are you kidding me?
-What?
458
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,640
-Polish Ava.
-You clown.
459
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,000
OMG! I'm such an idiot.
460
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:26,840
[All] Yes.
461
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,840
Get it off, quick.
462
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,040
[Ava laughs]
463
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,720
[all laugh]
464
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,520
-[Ava] Very satirical.
-[Chloe] Okay, thanks.
465
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,880
[Sarah] You look great, Ava.
466
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:41,840
[Ava] It's amazing what you can do
467
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,640
with plaits and a miniskirt.
468
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,120
Okie dokie. Carol?
469
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,640
Edelweiss.
470
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,840
You look fantastic, my lover.
471
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,080
Thanks, Stan.
472
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,280
-You look gorgeous, Mum.
-Amazing.
473
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,720
Okie-bokie, let's make it
sound like feet walking.
474
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,600
Come on!
475
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,680
Have I got time for a quick wee?
476
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,320
[Stan] A very quick one.
You go and enjoy yourself.
477
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,480
-I'll just be a minute!
-You've got 30 seconds, love.
478
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,880
-After you, madam.
-Bless you, my child. Ooh!
479
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,800
-You idiot.
-I know.
480
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,200
[Sarah] You okay about the test?
481
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,840
C'est la vie.
482
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,240
-Sorry John didn't come.
-C'est la vie.
483
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,960
-Sorry the agent didn't call.
-C'est la vie.
484
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,680
[Chloe] Come on, Bridget Jones.
485
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,360
Come on, Fraulein.
486
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,960
Aye aye, Captain!
487
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,080
[Carol] I did it in 20!
488
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,520
That's my girl.
489
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,360
♪ Tea, a drink with jam and bread ♪
490
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,040
♪ That will bring us back to ♪
491
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,480
♪ Do do do do ♪
492
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,960
♪ Do, a deer, a female deer ♪
493
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,760
-♪ Ray, a drop of golden sun ♪
-[phone ringing]
494
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,240
♪ Me, a name I call myself ♪
495
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,800
♪ Far, a long long way to run ♪
496
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,360
♪ Sew, a needle pulling thread ♪
497
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,840
♪ La, a note to follow sew ♪
498
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,160
♪ Tea, a drink with jam and bread ♪
499
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,760
♪ That will bring us back to ♪
500
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,960
♪ Do do do do ♪
501
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,320
♪ Do a deer, a female deer ♪
502
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,480
♪ Ray, a drop of golden sun ♪
503
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,680
♪ Me, a name I call myself ♪
504
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,920
♪ Far, a long long way to run ♪
505
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,280
♪ Sew, a needle pulling thread ♪
506
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,640
♪ La, a note to follow sew ♪
507
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,720
[light upbeat music]
508
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:24,200
♪ Somewhere ♪
509
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,000
♪ Beyond the sea ♪
510
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:32,000
♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪
511
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:37,880
♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪
512
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,640
♪ And watches the ships ♪
513
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:46,440
♪ That go sailing ♪
514
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,960
♪ Somewhere ♪
515
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,840
♪ Beyond the sea ♪
516
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:57,840
♪ He's there watching for me ♪
517
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:03,760
♪ If I could fly like birds on high ♪
518
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♪ Then straight to his arms ♪
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♪ I'd go sailing ♪
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[pulsating music]
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