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[folk music]
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♪ Somewhere, beyond the sea, ♪
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♪ Somewhere waiting for me, ♪
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♪ My lover stands on golden sands, ♪
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♪ And watches the ships that go sailing. ♪
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♪ Somewhere, beyond the sea, ♪
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♪ He's there watching for me. ♪
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[Carol] All right Tom.
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Morning Mrs. Porter.
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Oh, thanks Tom.
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We've just arrived.
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No, we're going to the Sea Life Centre.
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We've just had a cup of tea, a cup of tea.
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What time you picking us up?
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Six o'clock.
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Six o'clock.
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[Woman] What time is he picking us up?
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Six o'clock.
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What time is he picking us up?
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Six o'clock.
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[Carol] Enjoy your day.
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Thank you, bye.
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What time is he picking us up?
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Six o'clock.
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Bloody grockles.
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Mother. Don't knock 'em.
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They're our bread and butter.
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Carol. Carol?
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Carol!
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Yes mum.
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They're giving away copies
of the Cliff Richard calendar
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if you collect five coupons.
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Hang on I'll get the scissors.
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[Mum] Cliff on a calender.
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Hiya Frank.
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[Sarah] Lapsang souchong.
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[Carol] It's posh tea.
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I know, but why are you selling it?
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We're appealing to a wider clientele.
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[Mary] Tastes like mud.
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Oh, mother you've never tried it.
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No, but that hippie at club drinks it
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and her breath smells like damp soil.
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Well I think it looks classy.
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Hello Stan.
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[laughs]
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Talk of the devil.
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Hello Chloe love.
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No thanks Carol, Dad says
he'll be round in a bit.
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Mary, I've got the dentist on Thursday
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so I'll have to set your hair Friday.
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Okay.
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All right, Skittler?
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[Sarah] What are you doing?
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Pound shop Pam's dirty roots.
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You want to try a lapsang souchong Chloe?
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I'd rather eat my own sick.
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Do you want to come for a jog in a bit?
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I'd rather get your sick.
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[Sarah] Is that a yes?
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No, laters.
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Laters.
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Talk of the devil morning Jack.
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All right my lovers.
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[Sarah] Morning Mr. Dobson.
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Sarah.
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How's it hanging Jack?
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Long and strong Mary, long and strong.
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Ooh, Carol.
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Look at this new menu.
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Exclusive new menu Jack.
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Chair late.
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What's that?
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Chai latte.
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It's Indian Mr. Dobson.
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Indian? No, it go right through me.
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I'll just have the usual
please Carol, to take away.
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Oh you not stopping?
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No, we got bridge.
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See-a-ba--
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Ciabatta, Jack.
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Ciabatta, what's ciabatta?
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Nothing. What's ciabatta with you?
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[laughs]
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[vehicle beeping]
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Jack, stop faffing,
Gavin's holding the bus.
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If you miss it you'll have to go round.
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It comes into that crossing again there.
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I've heard.
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It's criminal, Jack.
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Yeah all right.
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I'm coming, I'm coming.
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Bye-bye girls.
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Bye Mr. Dobson.
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Bye Jack.
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[laughs]
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I think someone's got a
soft spot for you nan.
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He should try that Viagra then.
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Nan!
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[Carol] Mother.
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[guitar music]
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Yeah mate, I appreciate that,
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but I've been in London all week
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and I haven't had a chance
to move her stuff out yet.
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Well, can you at least wait till next week
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before you start showing people round?
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Okay. No problem.
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Thanks for nothing.
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[glass smashing]
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All right Susan you finish your porridge
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and I'll be back in five minutes.
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[shouting]
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All right?
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I am, are you?
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[glass smashing]
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Yeah, there goes the porridge.
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All right Pauline?
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How's the move going?
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It's not really
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We went on the donkeys.
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[phone rings]
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I remember when your dad used to take you
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on the donkeys.
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What's that mum?
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Did we leave the oven on?
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Sorry mate.
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Dave? Hi yeah, can I call you back?
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How long have you got?
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Come on Pauline.
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Let's get you a cup of tea.
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Thanks mate.
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That's no problem.
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Let me know if you need
a hand moving her stuff.
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I don't suppose you're free tonight?
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Oh, I can't tonight's pub quiz.
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Do you want to come?
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No, thanks.
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Not really a pub quiz kind of guy.
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All right laters.
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[Shouting Woman] Richard.
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Babe, I'm all yours.
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[Shouting Woman] I'm ready
for my breakfast now.
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Hello, hello.
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[Shouting Woman] I like porridge.
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I was only messing with you,
Richard where's my porridge?
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Hello, hello?
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[guitar music]
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[Sarah] All right Miss Kylie.
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[Brenda] Hello Sarah, you're mum about?
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[Sarah] She's a bit busy at the moment.
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Can I help you?
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Just black coffee please, take away.
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New menu.
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Oh, I know, mum's trying
to move with the times.
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She'll have a job round here.
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Where there's a will Miss Kylie.
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That was a tough one Carol.
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[Carol] Yes, mother.
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Made a right mess.
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[Carol] Well if you didn't hover,
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it wouldn't splash, would it?
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I've told you I'm not putting
my bottom on that seat.
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Oh, talk of the devil.
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Hello, Brenda.
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Hello, Carol.
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You being served?
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Yes. Thanks.
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New menu looks good.
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Exclusive new menu.
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You want to try a lapsang souchong?
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No, thanks.
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Hi Carol, any leftovers?
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End of the day, Frank, end of the day.
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Mind your lace.
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Cheers Carol.
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And we think we've got it tough.
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We missed you at the town
planning meeting Carol.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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Sorry. I got caught up.
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Was it good?
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Oh, they got some really
progressive ideas for this area.
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Over my dead body.
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I'd like to talk to you about it sometime.
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It really could be of interest to you.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Maybe when I'm not so busy.
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New menu going down well then?
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Oh, where there's a will Brenda.
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Good for you.
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Like my dad always said,
the oak sleeps in the acorn.
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My dad always said don't play
leap frog with a unicorn.
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[laughs]
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Okay. Well, better be off.
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Thanks for this.
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No problem.
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Bye all.
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Bye Brenda.
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Toilet paper.
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We need more toilet for the toilet paper.
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Okay.
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Oh talk of the devil, morning Richard.
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Yeah not bad thanks. All right?
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All right?
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All right.
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You want to try something off our
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exclusive new menu Richard?
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No just a take away tea please Carol?
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Well you haven't looked yet.
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No just a take away tea please Carol?
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What about a lapsang souchong?
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No thanks.
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Its a posh tea.
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No thanks.
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Why not?
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I don't like it.
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-Well you've not tried it.
-Nah.
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-Live a little.
-No thanks.
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Why not?
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Just a take away tea please Carol?
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Oh, try a lapsang souchong.
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Mum, he just wants a tea.
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To take away tea please Carol?
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You lot.
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No sense of adventure.
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Nice helmet.
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Oh, I forgot I had it on.
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What's going on?
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Not much.
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Got buy a cake for David's leaving do
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but other than that, no.
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-Oh, nice one.
-What?
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Halford's sale, chamois
leathers and de-icer,
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two for the price of one, bonus.
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You got your car then?
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No, just stocking up.
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Good one.
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There's your boring stuck
in your ways tea Richard.
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Cheers Carol.
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What you doing?
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The eternal question Richard.
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An agent in Bristol wants
to see another story.
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Well that's good innit?
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What's it about?
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So far, a Brummie grockle
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being terrorised by
Cliff Richard on Viagra.
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Sounds great.
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It's a children's story.
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I'd read it.
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Thanks.
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Do you want a drink before tonight?
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What's tonight?
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Quiz night.
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Oh, flipping heck I totally forgot.
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I need to get this done now.
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You're allowed a night off Sarah.
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Yes, I know, but I need
to get this written
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and sent by tomorrow.
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Do you mind?
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No. No, of course.
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It's important.
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I'll totally come if I get this done.
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No, no, it's cool.
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I'm walking the dog on a beach at six tho.
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If you fancy a break?
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Okay. Maybe.
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Okay. Laters.
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Laters.
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Laters.
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Bye Richard.
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Bye Richard.
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Yes?
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I'm not saying anything.
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That makes a change.
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Just you be careful Sarah.
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[Sarah] About what?
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Knocking a gift horse in the face.
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What?
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That's all I'm gonna say.
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But pride goes before a
what's her name, Sarah.
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Again, what?
281
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That's all I'm going to say.
282
00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,200
Is that all you're going to say?
283
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,000
That's all I'm going to say.
284
00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,200
[Mary] Fall.
285
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,880
What's that Nan?
286
00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,520
Pride goes before a fall.
287
00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,520
Yeah. Thanks nan.
288
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,560
[folk music]
289
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,520
I still play a little piano.
290
00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:34,760
About this big.
291
00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,640
I'm joking of course.
292
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,040
[laughs]
293
00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:42,520
So do you teach guitar or just play?
294
00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,440
-Oh no, I teach.
-Yeah?
295
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,600
On Tuesdays.
296
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,360
I always wanted to learn.
297
00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,320
Oh yeah? You should.
298
00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,160
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
299
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,560
There's loads of teach
yourself videos on YouTube.
300
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,480
Oh, I should get back.
301
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,000
See you.
302
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,040
-Okay.
-Bye.
303
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:04,880
Laters.
304
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,080
[folk music]
305
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,200
What a mess.
306
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,520
What are you doing?
307
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,920
Sarah is trying to kill me.
308
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,160
I need a cigarette.
309
00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,320
Are you a smurf?
310
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,840
-Avatar.
-Course.
311
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,480
What time are we meeting up tonight?
312
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,880
Seven at the cafe.
313
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,040
Oh, I can't come.
314
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:36,880
Why not?
315
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,200
I've got work to do.
316
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,960
Shut up. We're already two men down.
317
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,360
And if I don't beat the netball team
318
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,520
I'll literally kill myself.
319
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,680
And then you. Okay.
320
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,320
You could ask Ava.
321
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,000
No, she wouldn't understand the questions.
322
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,040
She speaks better English than you.
323
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,440
Whatevs.
324
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,040
Exactly.
325
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,840
You do know that sex is
better for you than jogging.
326
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,440
Is it?
327
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,080
Easier on the knees.
328
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,240
But that depends what position you're in.
329
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,880
How long has it been?
330
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:11,720
Not that long.
331
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,160
That means ages.
332
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,000
No, it doesn't.
333
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,320
Use it or lose it sister.
334
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,440
Thanks sister.
335
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,600
Is that true about sex being
better for you than jogging?
336
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,240
That's what it says on Google.
337
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,280
Then I must be well fit.
338
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:28,600
Get in.
339
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,120
[Carol] I just worry about her Stan.
340
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,800
I know love, that's your job.
341
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,760
She's just finding her
feet again that's all.
342
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,520
We've all been there haven't we?
343
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,560
And back again.
344
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,320
Brenda Kylie was in earlier.
345
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,920
Oh yeah, what she want?
346
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,320
Black coffee.
347
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:50,880
But I'm sure she was sniffing about.
348
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,320
You know what she's like,
349
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,240
she'll be trying to expand her empire.
350
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,080
She won't tho will she?
351
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,320
Not if we have anything to do with it.
352
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,520
Now get them cuttings
into water Carol Porter.
353
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,360
Oh. Stan you're a poet
354
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,200
and you didn't realise it.
355
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:15,880
OMG look what the tide dragged in.
356
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,680
Maybe he can sort out your dry patch.
357
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:18,920
Don't say dry patch.
358
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,400
All right captain mysterious?
359
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,240
Hello?
360
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,720
Want to be on our quiz team later?
361
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:23,800
Oh,
362
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:24,960
What's the hesitation?
363
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:25,920
No, no hesitation.
364
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:26,760
We're not good enough for you now.
365
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,920
It's not that.
366
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:28,960
You embarrassed by us?
367
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:29,800
Absolutely not.
368
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,600
You think you're too good
369
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,080
for us because you moved to London?
370
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,600
What? No, not at all.
371
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,640
Only joking John.
372
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,040
I don't give a shit.
373
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,000
Are you in or are you out?
374
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,800
I don't know, I'm not
very good at quizzes.
375
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,400
Don't put yourself down John.
376
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,840
Do you know the name of Brad
and Angelina's first child?
377
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,160
No.
378
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,240
Why not?
379
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,320
Do you know the name of the person
380
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,800
who invented the light bulb?
381
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,400
Who cares? OMG?
382
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,760
Don't say OMG.
383
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:52,760
Oh my day.
384
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,200
I left pound shop Pam under the heater.
385
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,840
She's gonna look like a traffic light.
386
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:56,760
It's a pub quiz.
387
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:57,600
It's a pound a pint.
388
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,520
Be there or be the biggest loser ever.
389
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:05,640
Run Forrest run!
390
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,680
Right, well I better get back.
391
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,560
Will you test me on my lines later?
392
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,800
Yeah. I bring them to the pub.
393
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,800
You in a play?
394
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,280
Romeo and Juliet, theatre in the hut.
395
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,960
Wicked, Who are you playing?
396
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,320
The Chemist.
397
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:25,720
The Chemist, in Romeo and Juliet?
398
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,480
Yeah. It's meant to be Apothecary,
399
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,080
but Jeremy Gilbert can't say it.
400
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:36,160
Okay. Well time is money.
401
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,200
Laters.
402
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,000
Laters.
403
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,280
How's it going?
404
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,800
Yeah you know. Can't complain.
405
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,960
Really?
406
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,080
No. I want to complain about everything.
407
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,960
Know how you feel.
408
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:54,560
Well, maybe what you need
is the dragon pub quiz.
409
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,200
Yeah. Okay.
410
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,040
Well, I'll have to see what mom's up to.
411
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,320
Bring her along.
412
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,320
Yeah, yeah maybe.
413
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,280
Okay. Well it's up to you.
414
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,520
No, no. I'll be there.
415
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:11,760
-Okay. Great.
-Great.
416
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:12,560
Great then.
417
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:15,200
All right.
418
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:20,200
Well really is no way
to do that like lady.
419
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:21,800
Looks all right to me.
420
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,560
-Smooth.
-Smoother than you.
421
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,080
Laters.
422
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,880
Hi.
423
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,080
All right?
424
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,680
-All right?
-Alright.
425
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,640
-Hi.
-What's going on?
426
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,520
Nothing just, just jogging.
427
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,960
See you tonite.
428
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:39,960
Why what's tonite?
429
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,400
Pub quiz.
430
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,680
What you coming now?
431
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,080
Yeah.
432
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:44,880
What about your writing?
433
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,360
I'll finish it tomorrow.
434
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,720
See you later.
435
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,400
So you're coming now.
436
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,080
Yeah. Why not?
437
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,640
What about moving your mom's stuff?
438
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,760
I know, who'd have thought a pub quiz
439
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,560
would be more exciting.
440
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,400
Yeah. Right.
441
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,720
All right well I better get back.
442
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,280
Listen, thanks for not saying anything.
443
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,640
What about your girlfriend?
444
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,320
What? No, about my mum.
445
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,440
Well I'd lose my job if I did.
446
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:13,640
Ah, okay.
447
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,960
Well see you later.
448
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,160
Are you?
449
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,000
I thought you.
450
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,840
We're both.
451
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:23,680
Cool. So we'll just.
452
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,600
Yeah right.
453
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,960
Walk together.
454
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,120
[sea gulls chirping]
455
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,080
Laters.
456
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,360
Laters.
457
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,920
Oh yeah. That is posh Carol.
458
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,440
Thank you Stanley.
459
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,000
We are going straight
from pitch to profit.
460
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:48,320
Now, then how about a lovely
little lapsang souchong?
461
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,920
Hmm. Steady on saucy.
462
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:50,880
Only just had my breakfast.
463
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,040
It's a posh tea.
464
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,320
Nah, just a builders for me love.
465
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,600
Stan you're just as boring
as the rest of them.
466
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,680
If it ain't broke Carol.
467
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:04,360
Rumpole of the Bailey, where
did all these come from?
468
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,560
Oh, Kieron dropped them off for mum.
469
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:10,080
Love and Dr. Devin by Alan Titchmarsh.
470
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,200
Oh, Alan Titchmarsh.
471
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,880
Every housewife's favourite.
472
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,760
Him and Michael Bubbly.
473
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,280
Stan, look at these cuttings.
474
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,840
Freesias, from the Island of Good Hope.
475
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:27,080
Is there any other kind of hope Stanley?
476
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,240
Bob Hope.
477
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,080
[laughs]
478
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,600
He was a western lad.
479
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,640
His dad was a stone mason
480
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,080
with my Cyril's dad.
481
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,400
[Stan] He never was.
482
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,280
[Mary] Yep, fact.
483
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,280
Good Hope.
484
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,840
Thanks Stan.
485
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,280
[folk music]
486
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,000
[Stan] What you done with Paula Radcliffe?
487
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,880
She couldn't keep up Stan.
488
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,160
She didn't stop to squat did she?
489
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,080
Just the twice.
490
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:18,000
Okey-dokey. I got to see a
man about a funeral wreath.
491
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,480
You fancy this quiz later, Carol?
492
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,280
Oh, I can't Stan.
493
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,760
I've got a lot to do today.
494
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,360
You're allowed a night off, mum.
495
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:31,280
I know, but I don't
want to leave your nan.
496
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,160
[Mary] Why not?
497
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:35,040
Well, you don't want to be
sat in on your own, do you?
498
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,120
Yes, Carol.
499
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,320
That's exactly what I want.
500
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,520
Leave me alone to enjoy my Rumpole.
501
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,080
Okey-dokey. No pressure.
502
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,560
Cause what's pressure for?
503
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,360
Pressure is for tyres.
504
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,720
Exactly, bang on, bye all.
505
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:51,960
Bye Stan.
506
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,200
What?
507
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,480
I'm not saying anything.
508
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,280
About what?
509
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,120
Just you be careful mother.
510
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,240
What's that supposed to mean?
511
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,680
That's all I'm going to say.
512
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:06,640
What?
513
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,080
Pride goes before a what's the name?
514
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:09,920
What?
515
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,280
That's all I'm gonna say.
516
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,840
Don't be ridiculous, Sarah.
517
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,840
That's all I'm going to say.
518
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:17,920
Fall.
519
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,320
What mum?
520
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,920
Fall Carol.
521
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,160
Pride goes before a fall.
522
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,040
Yes. Thank you, mother.
523
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,720
I think it's going to take more
524
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,680
than a new menu to change
things around here.
525
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,680
Frank I told you end of the day.
526
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,680
No, that's all right, Carol.
527
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:44,880
I wanted a muffin and a
lapsang souchong please?
528
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,160
Oh Frank, I could kiss you.
529
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,560
End of the day Carol, end of the day.
530
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,600
I'll do it.
531
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,160
That's okay Frank.
532
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,080
I'll bring your tea out to you.
533
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:05,960
Thank Sarah.
534
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,360
[folk music]
535
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:12,320
♪ Somewhere, beyond the sea, ♪
536
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:17,320
♪ Somewhere waiting for me, ♪
537
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:23,200
♪ My lover stands on golden sands, ♪
538
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:29,000
♪ And watches the ships that go sailing. ♪
539
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:36,640
♪ Somewhere, beyond the sea, ♪
540
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:43,000
♪ He's there watching for me. ♪
541
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:49,280
♪ If I could fly like birds on high, ♪
542
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:54,640
♪ Then straight to his
arms, I'd go sailing. ♪
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