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♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪
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♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪
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♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪
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♪ And watches the ships that go sailing ♪
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♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪
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[song continues in background]
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Thanks Phil.
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Tell your mom, I am sorry I'm late.
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Okay.
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I've put unleaded in the
van, rather than diesel.
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Oh no, not again.
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Yeah. Nightmare.
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Thanks Phil.
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Yeah, I know mate. Such a weather
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John!
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Hey, What are you still doing?
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Oh, sorry. Sure.
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Hello? Hello. Yes, this is Sarah Porter.
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Sorry. Yes, Sarah Porter.
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Yeah, I sent some of my
work to you recently.
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Yes, that's the one.
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Oh, okay.
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Thanks for reading anyway. Bye.
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You all right Frank?
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Yeah. Can't complain, you know.
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Are there any leftovers?
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End of the day, Frank.
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End of the day.
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Hey James.
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Oh Sarah, How are you?
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Good. Thank you.
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How are you?
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-I'm very well.
-You're looking good.
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Oh, thank you.
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Sarah! Any luck?
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No. They didn't like it.
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I thought that was going to
be four of you today nan.
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Well, Barbara was supposed to be here,
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but she couldn't make it.
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Why not?
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She died.
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Oh.
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You back for good then Sarah?
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Yeah. For a while.
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[Mr. Dobson] Good girl to pick that place.
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Did you turn your bogies black?
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That's how they wear them
in London Mr. Dobson.
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Black is back.
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Good one.
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[Sarah giggles]
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I like your hair Mrs. Dobson.
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I look like mouldy coconut.
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[Mrs. Dobson] We should
eat in the green house.
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[Mrs. Dobson] He's had
it with me cuticles.
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[Mr. Dobson] Follicles.
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Shut up Jack.
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Is that the post?
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No, it's a toaster.
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It gets later and later.
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[Customer] Tea, Irish
James, cup, not a mug.
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[Mrs Dobson] Another
communal horse went missing
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this morning.
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I know it was that dirty Elsie.
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The menace.
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Jack Dobson.
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Oh, I wasn't looking.
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What?
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Nothing.
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You put jam on your scone.
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Oh no.
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Oh Alice, a little bit
of jam won't kill him.
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It would if it got into his eyes
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and he walked into oncoming traffic?
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[everybody quiets down]
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Think about it.
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Don't mind the traffic.
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He knows its cream first, jam second.
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[Sarah's Nan] Says who?
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Me and everyone else from Devon.
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You are from Tonka.
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Shut up Jack.
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And cream cheese come from Cornwall.
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Cornwall? Don't be ridiculous.
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She's thinking to pass this.
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Jack, get it off.
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Oi Madam, James' tea.
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Done it.
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[baby coos in background]
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[envelope rustles]
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[page rustles]
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[Carol] Well, at least
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someone's getting some writing done.
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[melancholic guitar plays]
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[seagulls screech in the distance]
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Brandon is just the kind of
man, said Willoughby one day
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when they were talking of him together,
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whom everybody speaks well off
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and nobody cares about.
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[Man In Background] Well,
I need the whole thing
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signed off by Thursday.
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No, I told you, I mean Western Superman.
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Somerset.
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Yes.
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Well Thursday, no later.
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Bye.
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Sorry mate. I didn't know you were here.
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It's all right.
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How is she?
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Up and down.
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What is she today?
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Fairly up.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, I'll leave you to it.
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Bye Pauline.
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All right Mum?
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[seagulls squawk in distance]
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[slow acoustic guitar music starts]
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[Mary] Before you know it, it's scone.
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[Mary laughs in the background]
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[Mr. Dobson] Oh Mary.
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[Mary laughs in the background]
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Sarah, Listen to this.
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[Mary] What's the fastest
cake in the world?
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[Sarah] I don't know nan.
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What is the fastest cake in the world?
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[Mary] Before you know it, it's scone.
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[Mary laughs hysterically]
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[Mary] Carol next door says scone.
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[Mrs Dobson] I never liked him.
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[Stanley] Hey, Mary.
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Them lavender bags went down a
treat at the council meeting.
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You tell them they do wonders
for the knicker drawers.
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[Stanley] I did indeed.
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The mayoress bought four.
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What is lavender mean against Stanley?
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Cleanliness, from the French laver.
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[Mary] And what does that mean?
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To wash.
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It is clever.
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Stan
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Yes Alice.
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Cream first or jam?
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Oh, she's off again.
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That's an easy one Alice.
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Blob of cream, dollop of
jam, Bob's your uncle.
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And Fanny is your aunt.
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[Mary] But that's not
how I add it in Padstow.
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That's because cream
cheese come from Devon.
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No, they don't.
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Wait you say is scone are
different from cream tea?
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It wasn't.
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It was called a Cornish cream tea.
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That's cause they nicked it.
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The dirty corns.
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Cornish.
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Shut up jam.
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[Carol] Ladies
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Does it matter so long as it tastes good?
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Yes it does.
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To who?
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Actually Carol, the EU.
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[Carol] The EU?
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Yeah.
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Devon took their cream teas to the EU.
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Oh, did they liked them?
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Not to eat Carol,
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for protection.
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From what?
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Those dirty Corns.
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Cornish.
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Shut up jam.
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They never did.
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Yeah.
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They wanted to stop people
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selling their Devonshire cream teas,
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and as the scones were baked in Devon,
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the cream was processed in Devon,
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or the whole thing was prepared in Devon.
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Quite right.
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Preposterous.
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You can't just name foods
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after the place they come from.
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You tell that where Yorkshire pudding
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Or an Eclair's cake.
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Or a Jaffa cake.
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Jaffa is not a place.
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Yes, it it.
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Where?
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Israel.
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Yeah, but it's not a cake.
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Actually.
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It is, Carol.
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Says who?
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The EU.
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[Carol laughs mockingly]
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They can mind their own business.
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Yeah.
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Now that I do agree with.
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Yum, yum.
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Eat Devonshire cream tea.
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[knife clinks]
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Shove that up your EU.
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[Carol] Where are you going madam?
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[door opens]
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Tea break.
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[Carol] Oh, well.
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We would all like a tea break.
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[Carol] Don't be long.
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[door closes]
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[relaxing music starts]
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Tea Break.
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[Carol sips tea disapprovingly]
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[Stan sips tea]
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[seagulls screech]
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[Chloe] Did you watch the
Discovery channel last night
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Mrs. Smith?
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What time?
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Eight
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No.
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Skating on the ice was on.
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They had this documentary
about stroke victims.
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They showed you this
thing called the atheroma
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which is somewhere in your neck.
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Hey.
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All right Mrs Smith.
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[Mrs Smith giggles]
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What's going on?
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An international convention on cream teas.
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Don't let.
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You cream first or jam, Mrs Smith?
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Definitely cream.
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No.
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Jam innit.
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What's that joke about scones?
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Scone.
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Yeah
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Completely.
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All right Ava?
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Hello
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How's it going?
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Good. Thank you.
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What time is your tea break?
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Be there in 20.
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[Sarah] Okay.
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Later.
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[Chloe] Later.
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So because of this swollen atheroma thing,
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when you lie back, it's more harder
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for the blood to get to your heart.
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And that's why so many old
people have a stroke and die
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just after having their hair washed.
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Fascinating, innit?
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Anyway, I'm going in for a wee.
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I'll leave Ava to finish it off.
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[Voicemail] You are through to the
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New World Literary Agency.
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Please leave a message,
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after the tone.
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[voicemail beeps]
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[Sarah] Hello.
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This is Sarah Porter.
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I sent you a manuscript
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a couple of weeks ago
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and I wondered,
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if anyone's had a chance to read it yet.
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Any feedback would be great.
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Thanks.
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Love you.
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Bye.
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[melancholic piano music plays]
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[fish snaps]
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[seagulls screech in background]
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[children talk in background]
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Hi.
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All right?
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Great devil costume.
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I'm not the devil.
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I'm hell boy.
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[Man In Suit] Oh, doesn't hell boy move?
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Not when he's thinking.
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Of course.
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[coins drop in cup]
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Thought you were only staying a few days.
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Yeah.
285
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Change of plan.
286
00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:02,920
[bicycle bell rings]
287
00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:03,760
All right?
288
00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:04,600
All right.
289
00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,440
All right?
290
00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:06,280
All right.
291
00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,520
Coffee in 34 seconds?
292
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,360
Yeah.
293
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,520
Just got to pick up the
missing air freshener
294
00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:11,880
from my car magazine.
295
00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:12,720
Okay.
296
00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:14,760
Later.
297
00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:15,760
Later.
298
00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:16,600
Bye.
299
00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,120
Okay, well.
300
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,840
I'll leave you to it.
301
00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:27,320
Bye
302
00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:31,640
[piano starts playing]
303
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:03,040
[relaxing guitar music plays]
304
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:09,360
[seagulls screech in distance]
305
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,360
Big Issue.
306
00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:12,720
[Stan] That's three all.
307
00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,120
[Stan] Come on girls.
308
00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,400
[Alice] Brussel sprouts.
309
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,880
[Stan] Alice stops and
thinking outside the box.
310
00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,240
That's four three to Alice.
311
00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,320
Come on, Mary.
312
00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,280
[Alice] Bonbon.
313
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,240
[Stan] Double whammy.
314
00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,760
That's four all.
315
00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,160
Brasil nuts.
316
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,000
Good one.
317
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,400
That's five four to Alice.
318
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,400
Bakewell tart.
319
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,240
Yes, Mary.
320
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,080
Five all.
321
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:30,920
Jamaica ginger cake.
322
00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,760
Jamaica ginger cake.
323
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:36,360
No Alice, I bought it
from the supermarket.
324
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,240
Six, five.
325
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,520
[Alice] Frankfurter.
326
00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,440
[Stan] Yes, Mary.
327
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,320
[Alice] It's not a place called Frank.
328
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,320
Frankfurt.
329
00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,160
Yes.
330
00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,000
Six all.
331
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:45,840
Tie break.
332
00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:46,920
Next one wins.
333
00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,000
Mars bar.
334
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,520
Mars bar.
335
00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:52,640
[everyone bursts out laughing]
336
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,960
[Alice] Oh shut up.
337
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:55,800
Talk of the devil.
338
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:56,880
Are you okay there love?
339
00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:57,840
I'm not the devil.
340
00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:58,800
I'm hell boy.
341
00:11:58,800 --> 00:11:59,640
Who?
342
00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,200
Never mind.
343
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,320
All right scatter?
344
00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,200
No, it feels like Groundhog day.
345
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,080
Well, who else has been in here
346
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,760
dressed like this?
347
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:08,720
Was it that dwarf
348
00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:09,720
from Claverdon?
349
00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:10,560
No.
350
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,240
He wants to stick to his own turf.
351
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,360
What you having?
352
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,080
Usual please, plus straw.
353
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,240
Right.
354
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,240
I need your help.
355
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,720
With what?
356
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,560
I signed up for some dating website.
357
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:22,720
That's proactive.
358
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:23,560
I know,
359
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:24,400
but it's been
360
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,960
14 and a half hours
361
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,120
and I've heard nothing.
362
00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,320
Not even from a weirdo.
363
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,240
As my friend.
364
00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,400
And be honest.
365
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,160
Am I ugly?
366
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:37,200
[steamer froths milk]
367
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,040
No.
368
00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,360
Just give it time.
369
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,360
I can't.
370
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,560
I've only got nine and a half hours
371
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:43,880
till my free subscription runs out.
372
00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,080
Which ones did you join?
373
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,120
All of them.
374
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,680
Chaps for chaps .info,
375
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,600
More chaps for chaps .info,
376
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,120
Hairy bears are us .com.
377
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,040
What's a hairy bear?
378
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,280
You do not want to know.
379
00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,520
Queen dream .org,
380
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,280
Silver queen train .org,
381
00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,120
J date.
382
00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,080
J date?
383
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,760
Jewish dating website.
384
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:01,800
You're not Jewish.
385
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:02,680
Well they don't know that.
386
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,320
Won't take them long to figure it out.
387
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,160
[Hell Boy chuckles nervously]
388
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:05,960
I know.
389
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:06,920
Help me.
390
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:07,840
[Sarah laughs]
391
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:08,640
Hello.
392
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:09,480
[Carol] Talk of the devil.
393
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:10,640
Hello Chloe love.
394
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,480
Don't say nothing.
395
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,320
Okay.
396
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,160
All right Skittles?
397
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,000
All right.
398
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:14,840
Nice top.
399
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:15,680
Cheers.
400
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,520
Two for one Primani.
401
00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:17,400
Don't say nothing about what?
402
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,200
Kieran signed up for some dating websites.
403
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,160
She might be able to help.
404
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,080
Oh, you must be desperate.
405
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,040
Latte please.
406
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,160
Excuse me, but one in five people
407
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,600
actually meet their life partner
408
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,520
on the internet.
409
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:29,840
Yeah, but you're just desperate.
410
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:30,680
Correct.
411
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:31,640
Help me.
412
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:32,480
Which ones did you join?
413
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:33,320
All of them.
414
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,160
Men for Ken?
415
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,000
No.
416
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:35,800
Worth a look.
417
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,640
Okay, nice one.
418
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:37,480
What are we doing later?
419
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,200
Me and mom are two episodes away
420
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:42,080
from finishing series
three of The inbetweeners.
421
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,680
Result.
422
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:44,880
I don't know why you're single.
423
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,360
Pot. Kettle.
424
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,440
What about you?
425
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:48,400
Porques?
426
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,560
Do you wanna watch a film?
427
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,400
Uh, what film?
428
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,200
This new Spanish one.
429
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,080
In Weston?
430
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:52,920
No, Bristol.
431
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:53,760
Bristol?
432
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:54,560
Bristol.
433
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,400
Bristol?
434
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,240
Yeah.
435
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,080
Can you speak Spanish?
436
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:57,920
No, it's subtitled.
437
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,520
You want me to go to
Bristol to read a film?
438
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,360
Yeah.
439
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,160
You've changed.
440
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,000
Why?
441
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:02,840
Because I want to watch a film?
442
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:03,680
Read a film.
443
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:04,520
In Bristol.
444
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,360
It's called culture.
445
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,560
It's called rubbish.
446
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,400
I can't anyway.
447
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,240
Why?
448
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,080
Meeting that guy from Rocky Hill.
449
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,560
Oh, the one with the imaginary friend?
450
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:11,400
Totally.
451
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,320
See?
452
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,120
Even she can get a weirdo.
453
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,680
I've got nothing.
454
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,480
Nothing.
455
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,640
Hasn't he got a real girlfriend?
456
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,440
What plays in Western stays in Western.
457
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,920
You haven't changed.
458
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,080
No, I have not.
459
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,400
[Carol] Oh, talk to the devil.
460
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,400
Hello Richard love.
461
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,240
Hello Richard.
462
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,080
Yeah, not bad, thanks.
463
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:29,880
All right?
464
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:30,840
All right?
465
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:31,960
All right.
466
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,440
You on your bike, Dickie pants.
467
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,720
What gave it away?
468
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,040
What's that?
469
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,280
Air freshener from my car.
470
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,760
You got your car then, Richard.
471
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:39,600
Yep.
472
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,440
Have you?
473
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:41,280
Nearly.
474
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,120
No then.
475
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:42,920
No, but I got an air freshener.
476
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:43,760
Oh, smells nice Richard.
477
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:44,600
Yeah, pineapple.
478
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,440
Come on Jack, we will be late from West.
479
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,280
[Jack moans]
480
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,680
Hold on Jack, I'll give you a hand.
481
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,480
How is the hip Jack?
482
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,720
See you tomorrow, when the smell's gone.
483
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,000
On the way.
484
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:55,840
Bye.
485
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:57,760
Come on Jack.
486
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,600
Bye all.
487
00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,440
Bye Mr. Dobson.
488
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,280
By Jack.
489
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,400
[Jack signals okay]
490
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,840
What's going on?
491
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,680
Keiran signed up to some dating website.
492
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,360
Peppermint tea, please.
493
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,400
My gims repeating on me.
494
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,240
Right.
495
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,040
Drama queen.
496
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:14,880
You want a fag?
497
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,040
Yes, please.
498
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,800
Enjoy your imaginary three way.
499
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:20,840
Oh, I will.
500
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:21,680
Bye.
501
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:22,520
Bye.
502
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,360
Later.
503
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:25,760
Can I get one of those
504
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:26,560
loose green teas as well,
505
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,640
please Sarah.
506
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,920
[coins clink]
507
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,960
[till beeps and opens]
508
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,520
How's it going with the writing agents?
509
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,440
It's not.
510
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:37,480
It will
511
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,200
Do you fancy the cinema later?
512
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,160
Odeon?
513
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,400
No, Bristol.
514
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,280
Bristol?
515
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,440
Yeah.
516
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,320
What to see?
517
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,960
This new Spanish film.
518
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,280
Can you speak Spanish?
519
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,000
No, it's subtitled.
520
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,320
Can't.
521
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,320
Teaching Toni Tuesdays, innit.
522
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,480
I'm walking the dog on a beach
523
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,320
at 6:30 though, if you fancy it.
524
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,480
Okay.
525
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,400
Maybe.
526
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,200
Oh no.
527
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,240
I put jam on first.
528
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,880
It really doesn't matter.
529
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,560
Of course it does.
530
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,160
[Richard sucks on finger]
531
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,000
Okay.
532
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,600
Well, I better get off.
533
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,840
One of the residents swallowed TCP,
534
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,000
thinking it was mouthwash.
535
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,520
You don't swallow mouthwash.
536
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,960
That's why he's in the care room.
537
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:19,800
Later.
538
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,960
Later.
539
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:21,800
[Stan] Bye Rick a d**k.
540
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:22,680
[Carol] Bye Richard.
541
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:23,520
Bye
542
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,280
What are the Pansies?
543
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,520
The thinking flower from the French panse.
544
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,320
[Mary] And what does that mean?
545
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:33,520
To think.
546
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,040
Which is clever.
547
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,200
[Sarah] Later.
548
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,600
Now where are you going?
549
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,040
[Sarah] To get some fresh air.
550
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,960
Why don't you walk the dog with Richard?
551
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,760
Honestly, that girl,
she needs a boyfriend.
552
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:46,840
Not fresh air.
553
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,160
She'll sort herself out Carol.
554
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,800
She's got more chance of walking on water.
555
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,960
All right Sarah?
556
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:02,840
Sorry.
557
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,360
Here you go Frank.
558
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,720
Sarah, thank you so much.
559
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,800
Sure.
560
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,520
[kids play in the distance]
561
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,600
[sombre music plays]
562
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,680
Hey Sarah.
563
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,280
You know what this is, don't you?
564
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,360
What's that Frank?
565
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:25,160
Well, it's the fastest
cake in the world, you see.
566
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,840
Before you know it, it's scone.
567
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,080
That is a good one Frank.
568
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,520
Stan.
569
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,040
Yes Mary.
570
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,400
What do chrysanthemums mean?
571
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,240
You're a true friend.
572
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,800
[Mary] And what about roses?
573
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:53,920
Oh come on Mar.
574
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,400
Everyone knows that.
575
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,560
I love you.
576
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,560
Oh, Carol.
577
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,400
It's all so sudden.
578
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,040
[Carol] You deaf bucker.
579
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,240
Interesting.
580
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,920
Very interesting.
581
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,800
Penny for your thoughts.
582
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,600
Oh, hey.
583
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:15,840
Only a penny?
584
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,160
Credit crunch.
585
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,920
You don't get that in London.
586
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:23,760
No.
587
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,280
But you do get Tower bridge.
588
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,360
Good point.
589
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,200
Hyde Park,
590
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,920
Houses of Parliament,
591
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:33,840
Buckingham Palace.
592
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:34,720
Also true.
593
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:35,520
Big Ben,
594
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:36,560
St. Paul's Cathedral,
595
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,400
London Eye.
596
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,760
There's no Western wheel.
597
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,000
True.
598
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,200
And the pier.
599
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,200
Also true.
600
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,280
And donkeys.
601
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,840
Why did I stay away so long?
602
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,200
So how come you're still
in Western stupid mud?
603
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:54,360
I'm a got roped into
helping my mum move house.
604
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,560
Oh, no.
605
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,160
Western super nightmare.
606
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,080
You must be desperate to get back by now?
607
00:18:59,080 --> 00:18:59,920
Nah.
608
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:00,920
I'm all right.
609
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,120
I can hear me all rubbish
610
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,840
Western super sayings a bit longer.
611
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,720
I meant back to London.
612
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:06,560
I know.
613
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,200
Apparently Tiessen loved it here.
614
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,040
Who?
615
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:12,840
Tiessen.
616
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:13,960
Bless you.
617
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:14,960
Idiot.
618
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,960
It wasn't Tiessen, it was Turner.
619
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,040
Smart ass.
620
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,280
Just stating the facts.
621
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,080
Me too.
622
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,520
So you back for good now then?
623
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,200
Oh no, no.
624
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,560
Hopefully not.
625
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,680
I don't know, maybe.
626
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:29,520
Who knows?
627
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,360
Maybe.
628
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,520
Hopefully not.
629
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,000
Maybe.
630
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,960
So things look pretty certain then?
631
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,120
Yeah, pretty much sorted.
632
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:38,960
Maybe.
633
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:39,800
No.
634
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,040
I better get back.
635
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,480
Gonna brush up on your romantic painters?
636
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,400
No, actually I'm going to
Bristol to watch a film.
637
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,240
Oh yeah.
638
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,080
Which one?
639
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,960
Oh, it's this new Spanish one.
640
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:54,800
Enjoy.
641
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,480
I'll see you around.
642
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,320
Sure.
643
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,440
It wasn't Tiessen, it was Turner.
644
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:16,360
[relaxing music plays]
645
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,520
You done James?
646
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,880
[James] Until the next week.
647
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,480
[Carol] You want to try that email James?
648
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,240
Jesus you are joking, aren't you?
649
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:38,840
My Mom's only just worked out
how to use her plugin kettle.
650
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:42,400
She melted the first one on the hub.
651
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,640
Oh well, nice to see someone
caring about their mother.
652
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,120
Well, one letter a week won't kill me.
653
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:49,960
Bye now.
654
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:50,800
[Mary] Bye
655
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,040
[Carol] Bye.
656
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,080
[Mary] I isn't Stan clever
with his cuttings Carol?
657
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,920
What's that Mom?
658
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,280
I said, isn't Stan
clever with his cuttings.
659
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,760
Yes Mom.
660
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,600
Roses for, I love you.
661
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,000
Chrysanthemums for my friend.
662
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,680
You all right?
663
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,880
Yeah. You enjoy your fresh air?
664
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,600
Yes, thank you.
665
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,360
[Mary] I was just saying to your mother.
666
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,680
Isn't Stan clever with his cuttings?
667
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,640
Is he now?
668
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,320
[Mary] Yeah, all the different meanings.
669
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,480
Yeah. It's clever now.
670
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,520
[Mary] Roses for, I love you.
671
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,960
Chrysanthemums for my friend.
672
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,480
I said Roses for I love you.
673
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,320
Chrysanthemums for my friend.
674
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,640
Yeah.
675
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,040
It is clever nan.
676
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,040
What are you gonna do?
677
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,200
I don't know.
678
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,800
You know what you could do?
679
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:01,640
What?
680
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,920
Have a cream tea.
681
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,200
You would have to be quick, though.
682
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,080
Why is that?
683
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,320
Because it's the fastest
cake in the world.
684
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,120
Before you
685
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,840
Is it cream first or jam?
686
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:30,680
Shut up.
687
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:37,520
♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪
688
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:44,160
♪ He's there watching for me ♪
689
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:49,880
♪ If I could fly like birds on high ♪
690
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,400
♪ Then straight to his arms ♪
691
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,160
♪ I'd go sailing ♪
692
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,280
Pedal.
693
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,400
Pedal.
694
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,240
Pedal.
695
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,480
I am pedalling.
696
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,720
Joined speed dating?
697
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,160
Are you kidding me?
698
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,160
I'll go with you.
699
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,520
Okay.
700
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:10,680
Nice one.
701
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,640
[both high five]
702
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,560
I'd try anything at this point.
703
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,760
Saucy little devil.
704
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,000
I am not the devil.
705
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,160
I'm Hell Boy.
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