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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:05,360 ♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪ 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:11,840 ♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪ 3 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:17,760 ♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪ 4 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:23,400 ♪ And watches the ships that go sailing ♪ 5 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:29,640 ♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪ 6 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,800 [song continues in background] 7 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:32,720 Thanks Phil. 8 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,240 Tell your mom, I am sorry I'm late. 9 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:35,080 Okay. 10 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,240 I've put unleaded in the van, rather than diesel. 11 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:38,200 Oh no, not again. 12 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:39,360 Yeah. Nightmare. 13 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:40,560 Thanks Phil. 14 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:44,680 Yeah, I know mate. Such a weather 15 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:45,960 John! 16 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,120 Hey, What are you still doing? 17 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:49,440 Oh, sorry. Sure. 18 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,920 Hello? Hello. Yes, this is Sarah Porter. 19 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,440 Sorry. Yes, Sarah Porter. 20 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,160 Yeah, I sent some of my work to you recently. 21 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,800 Yes, that's the one. 22 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,320 Oh, okay. 23 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,440 Thanks for reading anyway. Bye. 24 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:14,880 You all right Frank? 25 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:17,600 Yeah. Can't complain, you know. 26 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,680 Are there any leftovers? 27 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,200 End of the day, Frank. 28 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:24,440 End of the day. 29 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:33,560 Hey James. 30 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:34,400 Oh Sarah, How are you? 31 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:35,240 Good. Thank you. 32 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,040 How are you? 33 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,360 -I'm very well. -You're looking good. 34 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:38,520 Oh, thank you. 35 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,800 Sarah! Any luck? 36 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,960 No. They didn't like it. 37 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,880 I thought that was going to be four of you today nan. 38 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,160 Well, Barbara was supposed to be here, 39 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:49,520 but she couldn't make it. 40 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:50,360 Why not? 41 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,440 She died. 42 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,280 Oh. 43 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,880 You back for good then Sarah? 44 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,600 Yeah. For a while. 45 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,720 [Mr. Dobson] Good girl to pick that place. 46 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,040 Did you turn your bogies black? 47 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,000 That's how they wear them in London Mr. Dobson. 48 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,160 Black is back. 49 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,200 Good one. 50 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,160 [Sarah giggles] 51 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,720 I like your hair Mrs. Dobson. 52 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:10,000 I look like mouldy coconut. 53 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,080 [Mrs. Dobson] We should eat in the green house. 54 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,840 [Mrs. Dobson] He's had it with me cuticles. 55 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:14,680 [Mr. Dobson] Follicles. 56 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:15,560 Shut up Jack. 57 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:16,400 Is that the post? 58 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,120 No, it's a toaster. 59 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,280 It gets later and later. 60 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:26,880 [Customer] Tea, Irish James, cup, not a mug. 61 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,280 [Mrs Dobson] Another communal horse went missing 62 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,160 this morning. 63 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,720 I know it was that dirty Elsie. 64 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:31,640 The menace. 65 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:33,680 Jack Dobson. 66 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,560 Oh, I wasn't looking. 67 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,360 What? 68 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:37,440 Nothing. 69 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,320 You put jam on your scone. 70 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:40,160 Oh no. 71 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,560 Oh Alice, a little bit of jam won't kill him. 72 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:44,800 It would if it got into his eyes 73 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,200 and he walked into oncoming traffic? 74 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,040 [everybody quiets down] 75 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:51,280 Think about it. 76 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:52,640 Don't mind the traffic. 77 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,120 He knows its cream first, jam second. 78 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,280 [Sarah's Nan] Says who? 79 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,720 Me and everyone else from Devon. 80 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:58,640 You are from Tonka. 81 00:02:58,640 --> 00:02:59,880 Shut up Jack. 82 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,120 And cream cheese come from Cornwall. 83 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,440 Cornwall? Don't be ridiculous. 84 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,400 She's thinking to pass this. 85 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,680 Jack, get it off. 86 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,120 Oi Madam, James' tea. 87 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:09,960 Done it. 88 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,880 [baby coos in background] 89 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,360 [envelope rustles] 90 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,120 [page rustles] 91 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:26,960 [Carol] Well, at least 92 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,840 someone's getting some writing done. 93 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:32,440 [melancholic guitar plays] 94 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:40,280 [seagulls screech in the distance] 95 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,080 Brandon is just the kind of man, said Willoughby one day 96 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,040 when they were talking of him together, 97 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,840 whom everybody speaks well off 98 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,600 and nobody cares about. 99 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,440 [Man In Background] Well, I need the whole thing 100 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,040 signed off by Thursday. 101 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:02,080 No, I told you, I mean Western Superman. 102 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,560 Somerset. 103 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,400 Yes. 104 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,120 Well Thursday, no later. 105 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:07,960 Bye. 106 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,920 Sorry mate. I didn't know you were here. 107 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:11,840 It's all right. 108 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,000 How is she? 109 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,880 Up and down. 110 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,360 What is she today? 111 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,160 Fairly up. 112 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,080 Oh, okay. 113 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,800 Well, I'll leave you to it. 114 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:23,800 Bye Pauline. 115 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,480 All right Mum? 116 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:37,600 [seagulls squawk in distance] 117 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:50,000 [slow acoustic guitar music starts] 118 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:00,280 [Mary] Before you know it, it's scone. 119 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:01,880 [Mary laughs in the background] 120 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:02,880 [Mr. Dobson] Oh Mary. 121 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:05,000 [Mary laughs in the background] 122 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,200 Sarah, Listen to this. 123 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:09,440 [Mary] What's the fastest cake in the world? 124 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:10,560 [Sarah] I don't know nan. 125 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,400 What is the fastest cake in the world? 126 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,440 [Mary] Before you know it, it's scone. 127 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,560 [Mary laughs hysterically] 128 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,920 [Mary] Carol next door says scone. 129 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:24,240 [Mrs Dobson] I never liked him. 130 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,360 [Stanley] Hey, Mary. 131 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:28,360 Them lavender bags went down a treat at the council meeting. 132 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,240 You tell them they do wonders for the knicker drawers. 133 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,360 [Stanley] I did indeed. 134 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,440 The mayoress bought four. 135 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,200 What is lavender mean against Stanley? 136 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,600 Cleanliness, from the French laver. 137 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:41,760 [Mary] And what does that mean? 138 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:42,600 To wash. 139 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,000 It is clever. 140 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,360 Stan 141 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:47,400 Yes Alice. 142 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,080 Cream first or jam? 143 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,880 Oh, she's off again. 144 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,200 That's an easy one Alice. 145 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,360 Blob of cream, dollop of jam, Bob's your uncle. 146 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,160 And Fanny is your aunt. 147 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,840 [Mary] But that's not how I add it in Padstow. 148 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:01,360 That's because cream cheese come from Devon. 149 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,320 No, they don't. 150 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,920 Wait you say is scone are different from cream tea? 151 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:05,760 It wasn't. 152 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,320 It was called a Cornish cream tea. 153 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,280 That's cause they nicked it. 154 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:10,320 The dirty corns. 155 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:11,160 Cornish. 156 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:12,160 Shut up jam. 157 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,000 [Carol] Ladies 158 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Does it matter so long as it tastes good? 159 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,280 Yes it does. 160 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:18,120 To who? 161 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:19,920 Actually Carol, the EU. 162 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:20,840 [Carol] The EU? 163 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:21,680 Yeah. 164 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,400 Devon took their cream teas to the EU. 165 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,480 Oh, did they liked them? 166 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,000 Not to eat Carol, 167 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,360 for protection. 168 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:29,440 From what? 169 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,600 Those dirty Corns. 170 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:31,440 Cornish. 171 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:32,280 Shut up jam. 172 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,120 They never did. 173 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,040 Yeah. 174 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:35,400 They wanted to stop people 175 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,920 selling their Devonshire cream teas, 176 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,840 and as the scones were baked in Devon, 177 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,760 the cream was processed in Devon, 178 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,200 or the whole thing was prepared in Devon. 179 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,120 Quite right. 180 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,640 Preposterous. 181 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:47,920 You can't just name foods 182 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,640 after the place they come from. 183 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,840 You tell that where Yorkshire pudding 184 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,280 Or an Eclair's cake. 185 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,480 Or a Jaffa cake. 186 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,480 Jaffa is not a place. 187 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:56,320 Yes, it it. 188 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,160 Where? 189 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:57,960 Israel. 190 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:58,800 Yeah, but it's not a cake. 191 00:06:58,800 --> 00:06:59,640 Actually. 192 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:00,480 It is, Carol. 193 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:01,320 Says who? 194 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,160 The EU. 195 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,280 [Carol laughs mockingly] 196 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:04,480 They can mind their own business. 197 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,320 Yeah. 198 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:06,600 Now that I do agree with. 199 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,080 Yum, yum. 200 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:10,160 Eat Devonshire cream tea. 201 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,880 [knife clinks] 202 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,880 Shove that up your EU. 203 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,080 [Carol] Where are you going madam? 204 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,080 [door opens] 205 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,040 Tea break. 206 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:23,880 [Carol] Oh, well. 207 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,400 We would all like a tea break. 208 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,720 [Carol] Don't be long. 209 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,200 [door closes] 210 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,480 [relaxing music starts] 211 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,320 Tea Break. 212 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,560 [Carol sips tea disapprovingly] 213 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,560 [Stan sips tea] 214 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,480 [seagulls screech] 215 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:39,840 [Chloe] Did you watch the Discovery channel last night 216 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,280 Mrs. Smith? 217 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,720 What time? 218 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:43,560 Eight 219 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,840 No. 220 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,920 Skating on the ice was on. 221 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:50,400 They had this documentary about stroke victims. 222 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,440 They showed you this thing called the atheroma 223 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,480 which is somewhere in your neck. 224 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:55,280 Hey. 225 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,760 All right Mrs Smith. 226 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,200 [Mrs Smith giggles] 227 00:07:58,200 --> 00:07:59,040 What's going on? 228 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:02,080 An international convention on cream teas. 229 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:02,920 Don't let. 230 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,520 You cream first or jam, Mrs Smith? 231 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:05,800 Definitely cream. 232 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:06,640 No. 233 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,480 Jam innit. 234 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,160 What's that joke about scones? 235 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,320 Scone. 236 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:12,160 Yeah 237 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,080 Completely. 238 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,480 All right Ava? 239 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:17,320 Hello 240 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:18,200 How's it going? 241 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,200 Good. Thank you. 242 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,360 What time is your tea break? 243 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,400 Be there in 20. 244 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,240 [Sarah] Okay. 245 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,080 Later. 246 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,240 [Chloe] Later. 247 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,760 So because of this swollen atheroma thing, 248 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,560 when you lie back, it's more harder 249 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,040 for the blood to get to your heart. 250 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,760 And that's why so many old people have a stroke and die 251 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,400 just after having their hair washed. 252 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,480 Fascinating, innit? 253 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,240 Anyway, I'm going in for a wee. 254 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,920 I'll leave Ava to finish it off. 255 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:45,360 [Voicemail] You are through to the 256 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:46,440 New World Literary Agency. 257 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,280 Please leave a message, 258 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,080 after the tone. 259 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:48,920 [voicemail beeps] 260 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:49,760 [Sarah] Hello. 261 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:50,600 This is Sarah Porter. 262 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:51,480 I sent you a manuscript 263 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:52,440 a couple of weeks ago 264 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,280 and I wondered, 265 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,800 if anyone's had a chance to read it yet. 266 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,280 Any feedback would be great. 267 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,080 Thanks. 268 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:58,920 Love you. 269 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,120 Bye. 270 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:06,800 [melancholic piano music plays] 271 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:07,920 [fish snaps] 272 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:12,000 [seagulls screech in background] 273 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:18,920 [children talk in background] 274 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:35,560 Hi. 275 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:36,400 All right? 276 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,120 Great devil costume. 277 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,280 I'm not the devil. 278 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,480 I'm hell boy. 279 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:44,680 [Man In Suit] Oh, doesn't hell boy move? 280 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,200 Not when he's thinking. 281 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,200 Of course. 282 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:53,480 [coins drop in cup] 283 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:00,040 Thought you were only staying a few days. 284 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:00,880 Yeah. 285 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,080 Change of plan. 286 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:02,920 [bicycle bell rings] 287 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:03,760 All right? 288 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:04,600 All right. 289 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,440 All right? 290 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:06,280 All right. 291 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,520 Coffee in 34 seconds? 292 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,360 Yeah. 293 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,520 Just got to pick up the missing air freshener 294 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:11,880 from my car magazine. 295 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:12,720 Okay. 296 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:14,760 Later. 297 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:15,760 Later. 298 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:16,600 Bye. 299 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,120 Okay, well. 300 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,840 I'll leave you to it. 301 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:27,320 Bye 302 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:31,640 [piano starts playing] 303 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:03,040 [relaxing guitar music plays] 304 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:09,360 [seagulls screech in distance] 305 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,360 Big Issue. 306 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:12,720 [Stan] That's three all. 307 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,120 [Stan] Come on girls. 308 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,400 [Alice] Brussel sprouts. 309 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,880 [Stan] Alice stops and thinking outside the box. 310 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,240 That's four three to Alice. 311 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,320 Come on, Mary. 312 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,280 [Alice] Bonbon. 313 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,240 [Stan] Double whammy. 314 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,760 That's four all. 315 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,160 Brasil nuts. 316 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,000 Good one. 317 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,400 That's five four to Alice. 318 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,400 Bakewell tart. 319 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,240 Yes, Mary. 320 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,080 Five all. 321 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:30,920 Jamaica ginger cake. 322 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,760 Jamaica ginger cake. 323 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:36,360 No Alice, I bought it from the supermarket. 324 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,240 Six, five. 325 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,520 [Alice] Frankfurter. 326 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,440 [Stan] Yes, Mary. 327 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,320 [Alice] It's not a place called Frank. 328 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,320 Frankfurt. 329 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,160 Yes. 330 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,000 Six all. 331 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:45,840 Tie break. 332 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:46,920 Next one wins. 333 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,000 Mars bar. 334 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,520 Mars bar. 335 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:52,640 [everyone bursts out laughing] 336 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,960 [Alice] Oh shut up. 337 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:55,800 Talk of the devil. 338 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:56,880 Are you okay there love? 339 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:57,840 I'm not the devil. 340 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:58,800 I'm hell boy. 341 00:11:58,800 --> 00:11:59,640 Who? 342 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,200 Never mind. 343 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,320 All right scatter? 344 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,200 No, it feels like Groundhog day. 345 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,080 Well, who else has been in here 346 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,760 dressed like this? 347 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:08,720 Was it that dwarf 348 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:09,720 from Claverdon? 349 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:10,560 No. 350 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,240 He wants to stick to his own turf. 351 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,360 What you having? 352 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,080 Usual please, plus straw. 353 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,240 Right. 354 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,240 I need your help. 355 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,720 With what? 356 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,560 I signed up for some dating website. 357 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:22,720 That's proactive. 358 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:23,560 I know, 359 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:24,400 but it's been 360 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,960 14 and a half hours 361 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,120 and I've heard nothing. 362 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,320 Not even from a weirdo. 363 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,240 As my friend. 364 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,400 And be honest. 365 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,160 Am I ugly? 366 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:37,200 [steamer froths milk] 367 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,040 No. 368 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,360 Just give it time. 369 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,360 I can't. 370 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,560 I've only got nine and a half hours 371 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:43,880 till my free subscription runs out. 372 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,080 Which ones did you join? 373 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,120 All of them. 374 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,680 Chaps for chaps .info, 375 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,600 More chaps for chaps .info, 376 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,120 Hairy bears are us .com. 377 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,040 What's a hairy bear? 378 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,280 You do not want to know. 379 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,520 Queen dream .org, 380 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,280 Silver queen train .org, 381 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,120 J date. 382 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,080 J date? 383 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,760 Jewish dating website. 384 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:01,800 You're not Jewish. 385 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:02,680 Well they don't know that. 386 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,320 Won't take them long to figure it out. 387 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,160 [Hell Boy chuckles nervously] 388 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:05,960 I know. 389 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:06,920 Help me. 390 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:07,840 [Sarah laughs] 391 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:08,640 Hello. 392 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:09,480 [Carol] Talk of the devil. 393 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:10,640 Hello Chloe love. 394 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,480 Don't say nothing. 395 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,320 Okay. 396 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,160 All right Skittles? 397 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,000 All right. 398 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:14,840 Nice top. 399 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:15,680 Cheers. 400 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,520 Two for one Primani. 401 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:17,400 Don't say nothing about what? 402 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,200 Kieran signed up for some dating websites. 403 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,160 She might be able to help. 404 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,080 Oh, you must be desperate. 405 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,040 Latte please. 406 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,160 Excuse me, but one in five people 407 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,600 actually meet their life partner 408 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,520 on the internet. 409 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:29,840 Yeah, but you're just desperate. 410 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:30,680 Correct. 411 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:31,640 Help me. 412 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:32,480 Which ones did you join? 413 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:33,320 All of them. 414 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,160 Men for Ken? 415 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,000 No. 416 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:35,800 Worth a look. 417 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,640 Okay, nice one. 418 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:37,480 What are we doing later? 419 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,200 Me and mom are two episodes away 420 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:42,080 from finishing series three of The inbetweeners. 421 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,680 Result. 422 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:44,880 I don't know why you're single. 423 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,360 Pot. Kettle. 424 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,440 What about you? 425 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:48,400 Porques? 426 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,560 Do you wanna watch a film? 427 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,400 Uh, what film? 428 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,200 This new Spanish one. 429 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,080 In Weston? 430 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:52,920 No, Bristol. 431 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:53,760 Bristol? 432 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:54,560 Bristol. 433 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,400 Bristol? 434 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,240 Yeah. 435 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,080 Can you speak Spanish? 436 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:57,920 No, it's subtitled. 437 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,520 You want me to go to Bristol to read a film? 438 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,360 Yeah. 439 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,160 You've changed. 440 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,000 Why? 441 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:02,840 Because I want to watch a film? 442 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:03,680 Read a film. 443 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:04,520 In Bristol. 444 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,360 It's called culture. 445 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,560 It's called rubbish. 446 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,400 I can't anyway. 447 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,240 Why? 448 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,080 Meeting that guy from Rocky Hill. 449 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,560 Oh, the one with the imaginary friend? 450 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:11,400 Totally. 451 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,320 See? 452 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,120 Even she can get a weirdo. 453 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,680 I've got nothing. 454 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,480 Nothing. 455 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,640 Hasn't he got a real girlfriend? 456 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,440 What plays in Western stays in Western. 457 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,920 You haven't changed. 458 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,080 No, I have not. 459 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,400 [Carol] Oh, talk to the devil. 460 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,400 Hello Richard love. 461 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,240 Hello Richard. 462 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,080 Yeah, not bad, thanks. 463 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:29,880 All right? 464 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:30,840 All right? 465 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:31,960 All right. 466 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,440 You on your bike, Dickie pants. 467 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,720 What gave it away? 468 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,040 What's that? 469 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,280 Air freshener from my car. 470 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,760 You got your car then, Richard. 471 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:39,600 Yep. 472 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,440 Have you? 473 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:41,280 Nearly. 474 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,120 No then. 475 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:42,920 No, but I got an air freshener. 476 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:43,760 Oh, smells nice Richard. 477 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:44,600 Yeah, pineapple. 478 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,440 Come on Jack, we will be late from West. 479 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,280 [Jack moans] 480 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,680 Hold on Jack, I'll give you a hand. 481 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,480 How is the hip Jack? 482 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,720 See you tomorrow, when the smell's gone. 483 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,000 On the way. 484 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:55,840 Bye. 485 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:57,760 Come on Jack. 486 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,600 Bye all. 487 00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,440 Bye Mr. Dobson. 488 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,280 By Jack. 489 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,400 [Jack signals okay] 490 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,840 What's going on? 491 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,680 Keiran signed up to some dating website. 492 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,360 Peppermint tea, please. 493 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,400 My gims repeating on me. 494 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,240 Right. 495 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,040 Drama queen. 496 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:14,880 You want a fag? 497 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,040 Yes, please. 498 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,800 Enjoy your imaginary three way. 499 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:20,840 Oh, I will. 500 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:21,680 Bye. 501 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:22,520 Bye. 502 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,360 Later. 503 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:25,760 Can I get one of those 504 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:26,560 loose green teas as well, 505 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,640 please Sarah. 506 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,920 [coins clink] 507 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,960 [till beeps and opens] 508 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,520 How's it going with the writing agents? 509 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,440 It's not. 510 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:37,480 It will 511 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,200 Do you fancy the cinema later? 512 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,160 Odeon? 513 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,400 No, Bristol. 514 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,280 Bristol? 515 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,440 Yeah. 516 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,320 What to see? 517 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,960 This new Spanish film. 518 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,280 Can you speak Spanish? 519 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,000 No, it's subtitled. 520 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,320 Can't. 521 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,320 Teaching Toni Tuesdays, innit. 522 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,480 I'm walking the dog on a beach 523 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,320 at 6:30 though, if you fancy it. 524 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,480 Okay. 525 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,400 Maybe. 526 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,200 Oh no. 527 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,240 I put jam on first. 528 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,880 It really doesn't matter. 529 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,560 Of course it does. 530 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,160 [Richard sucks on finger] 531 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,000 Okay. 532 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,600 Well, I better get off. 533 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,840 One of the residents swallowed TCP, 534 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,000 thinking it was mouthwash. 535 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,520 You don't swallow mouthwash. 536 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,960 That's why he's in the care room. 537 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:19,800 Later. 538 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,960 Later. 539 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:21,800 [Stan] Bye Rick a d**k. 540 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:22,680 [Carol] Bye Richard. 541 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:23,520 Bye 542 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,280 What are the Pansies? 543 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,520 The thinking flower from the French panse. 544 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,320 [Mary] And what does that mean? 545 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:33,520 To think. 546 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,040 Which is clever. 547 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,200 [Sarah] Later. 548 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,600 Now where are you going? 549 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,040 [Sarah] To get some fresh air. 550 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,960 Why don't you walk the dog with Richard? 551 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,760 Honestly, that girl, she needs a boyfriend. 552 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:46,840 Not fresh air. 553 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,160 She'll sort herself out Carol. 554 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,800 She's got more chance of walking on water. 555 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,960 All right Sarah? 556 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:02,840 Sorry. 557 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,360 Here you go Frank. 558 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,720 Sarah, thank you so much. 559 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,800 Sure. 560 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,520 [kids play in the distance] 561 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,600 [sombre music plays] 562 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,680 Hey Sarah. 563 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,280 You know what this is, don't you? 564 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,360 What's that Frank? 565 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:25,160 Well, it's the fastest cake in the world, you see. 566 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,840 Before you know it, it's scone. 567 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,080 That is a good one Frank. 568 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,520 Stan. 569 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,040 Yes Mary. 570 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,400 What do chrysanthemums mean? 571 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,240 You're a true friend. 572 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,800 [Mary] And what about roses? 573 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:53,920 Oh come on Mar. 574 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,400 Everyone knows that. 575 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,560 I love you. 576 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,560 Oh, Carol. 577 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,400 It's all so sudden. 578 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,040 [Carol] You deaf bucker. 579 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,240 Interesting. 580 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,920 Very interesting. 581 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,800 Penny for your thoughts. 582 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,600 Oh, hey. 583 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:15,840 Only a penny? 584 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,160 Credit crunch. 585 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,920 You don't get that in London. 586 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:23,760 No. 587 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,280 But you do get Tower bridge. 588 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,360 Good point. 589 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,200 Hyde Park, 590 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,920 Houses of Parliament, 591 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:33,840 Buckingham Palace. 592 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:34,720 Also true. 593 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:35,520 Big Ben, 594 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:36,560 St. Paul's Cathedral, 595 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,400 London Eye. 596 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,760 There's no Western wheel. 597 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,000 True. 598 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,200 And the pier. 599 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,200 Also true. 600 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,280 And donkeys. 601 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,840 Why did I stay away so long? 602 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,200 So how come you're still in Western stupid mud? 603 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:54,360 I'm a got roped into helping my mum move house. 604 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,560 Oh, no. 605 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,160 Western super nightmare. 606 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,080 You must be desperate to get back by now? 607 00:18:59,080 --> 00:18:59,920 Nah. 608 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:00,920 I'm all right. 609 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,120 I can hear me all rubbish 610 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,840 Western super sayings a bit longer. 611 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,720 I meant back to London. 612 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:06,560 I know. 613 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,200 Apparently Tiessen loved it here. 614 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,040 Who? 615 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:12,840 Tiessen. 616 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:13,960 Bless you. 617 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:14,960 Idiot. 618 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,960 It wasn't Tiessen, it was Turner. 619 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,040 Smart ass. 620 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,280 Just stating the facts. 621 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,080 Me too. 622 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,520 So you back for good now then? 623 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,200 Oh no, no. 624 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,560 Hopefully not. 625 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,680 I don't know, maybe. 626 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:29,520 Who knows? 627 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,360 Maybe. 628 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,520 Hopefully not. 629 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,000 Maybe. 630 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,960 So things look pretty certain then? 631 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,120 Yeah, pretty much sorted. 632 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:38,960 Maybe. 633 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:39,800 No. 634 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,040 I better get back. 635 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,480 Gonna brush up on your romantic painters? 636 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,400 No, actually I'm going to Bristol to watch a film. 637 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,240 Oh yeah. 638 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,080 Which one? 639 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,960 Oh, it's this new Spanish one. 640 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:54,800 Enjoy. 641 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,480 I'll see you around. 642 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,320 Sure. 643 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,440 It wasn't Tiessen, it was Turner. 644 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:16,360 [relaxing music plays] 645 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,520 You done James? 646 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,880 [James] Until the next week. 647 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,480 [Carol] You want to try that email James? 648 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,240 Jesus you are joking, aren't you? 649 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:38,840 My Mom's only just worked out how to use her plugin kettle. 650 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:42,400 She melted the first one on the hub. 651 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,640 Oh well, nice to see someone caring about their mother. 652 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,120 Well, one letter a week won't kill me. 653 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:49,960 Bye now. 654 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:50,800 [Mary] Bye 655 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,040 [Carol] Bye. 656 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,080 [Mary] I isn't Stan clever with his cuttings Carol? 657 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,920 What's that Mom? 658 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,280 I said, isn't Stan clever with his cuttings. 659 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,760 Yes Mom. 660 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,600 Roses for, I love you. 661 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,000 Chrysanthemums for my friend. 662 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,680 You all right? 663 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,880 Yeah. You enjoy your fresh air? 664 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,600 Yes, thank you. 665 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,360 [Mary] I was just saying to your mother. 666 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,680 Isn't Stan clever with his cuttings? 667 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,640 Is he now? 668 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,320 [Mary] Yeah, all the different meanings. 669 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,480 Yeah. It's clever now. 670 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,520 [Mary] Roses for, I love you. 671 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,960 Chrysanthemums for my friend. 672 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,480 I said Roses for I love you. 673 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,320 Chrysanthemums for my friend. 674 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,640 Yeah. 675 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,040 It is clever nan. 676 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,040 What are you gonna do? 677 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,200 I don't know. 678 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,800 You know what you could do? 679 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:01,640 What? 680 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,920 Have a cream tea. 681 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,200 You would have to be quick, though. 682 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,080 Why is that? 683 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,320 Because it's the fastest cake in the world. 684 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,120 Before you 685 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,840 Is it cream first or jam? 686 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:30,680 Shut up. 687 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:37,520 ♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪ 688 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:44,160 ♪ He's there watching for me ♪ 689 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:49,880 ♪ If I could fly like birds on high ♪ 690 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,400 ♪ Then straight to his arms ♪ 691 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,160 ♪ I'd go sailing ♪ 692 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,280 Pedal. 693 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,400 Pedal. 694 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,240 Pedal. 695 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,480 I am pedalling. 696 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,720 Joined speed dating? 697 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,160 Are you kidding me? 698 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,160 I'll go with you. 699 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,520 Okay. 700 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:10,680 Nice one. 701 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,640 [both high five] 702 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,560 I'd try anything at this point. 703 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,760 Saucy little devil. 704 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,000 I am not the devil. 705 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,160 I'm Hell Boy. 42646

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