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Whatever. 11 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:35,835 [eerie music playing] 12 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:40,836 [man breathing erratically] 13 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:44,410 [man snores, then mutters indistinctly] 14 00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:46,679 Celestial clockwork. 15 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:50,182 Music of the Spheres. 16 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:54,954 [laughing demonically] 17 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:59,325 Of course. 18 00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:04,326 [soft, pensive music playing] 19 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:27,086 [gasps] Eureka! 20 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:32,087 [laughing demonically] 21 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:41,697 No, no, no! 22 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:53,875 [theme music playing] 23 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:01,687 ♪ If there's something strange In your neighborhood ♪ 24 00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:05,458 ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ 25 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:10,162 ♪ If there's something weird And it don't look good ♪ 26 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:13,633 ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ 27 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:18,634 ♪ That's right ♪ 28 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,842 ♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪ 29 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:27,313 ♪ If you're seeing things Running through your head ♪ 30 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,748 ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ 31 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:33,749 ♪ Ghostbusters ♪ 32 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:37,790 ♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪ 33 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:42,328 ♪ You know Busting makes me feel good ♪ 34 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:47,329 ♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪ 35 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:55,671 ♪ Whoo-oh! ♪ 36 00:02:58,311 --> 00:02:59,578 [calm music playing] 37 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:02,615 Antonio Garibaldi was a 17th-century Italian scientist 38 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:05,217 whose inventions include the Filbert Press, 39 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:07,453 the Skidmore, and the Clopstock. 40 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:10,656 In 1697, he was imprisoned for heresy. 41 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:13,492 Cool. 42 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:16,929 Oh, Mommy, can I have one, please? 43 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:21,930 Maybe for your birthday, if you're good. 44 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,204 [ominous music playing] 45 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:29,341 [growling quietly] 46 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,644 [lighthearted music playing] 47 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:36,645 Hey. 48 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,688 Twenty-one, zip. Game. 49 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:46,826 What? I thought we weren't keeping score. 50 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:51,097 I'm always keeping score. 51 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:53,232 Yo, Nightcrawler. How about a hand of gin? 52 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,702 [scoffs] These aren't playing cards. They're tarot cards. 53 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:59,371 Besides, I kicked your butt at gin last week. 54 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:01,440 Ooh. The tarot. 55 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:04,643 Can you read my future, oh, mystic one? 56 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:08,814 Sure. According to this, your ability to annoy me is growing. 57 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:12,651 Gee, sorry. Didn't mean to dis your weirdo trip. 58 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:14,954 My interest is purely academic. 59 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:17,056 The tarot is an ancient science of signs 60 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:21,160 with astronomical, mathematical and psychological significance. 61 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:24,497 Oh, yeah? What's, mm, this one mean, right there? 62 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:26,432 -Tell me. -[Kylie] The Tower card. 63 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:29,435 It represents the danger of building on a false foundation, 64 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,904 whether it's personal ambition or bad science. 65 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:35,474 For instance, the Tower of Babel, which collapsed under its own weight. 66 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:38,177 Or the Titanic, which sank on its maiden voyage. 67 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:39,211 Or the atomic bomb, 68 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:41,514 which could destroy civilization as we know it. 69 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:43,249 Okay. 70 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:46,485 I'm gonna sit over there now. 71 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:48,087 [crashing nearby] 72 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,189 Aw, this is getting ridiculous. 73 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:51,791 [power blade screeching] 74 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,493 [Egon] What is that infernal racket? 75 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:57,062 It sounds like someone's tearing the building down. 76 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:58,430 It's Roland. 77 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:01,934 He saw a documentary on that sculptor dude, what's-his-face. 78 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,202 Brancusi. 79 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:05,437 Anyway, I think it inspired our Roland 80 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:08,340 to try some artistic sculpturing of his own. 81 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:11,010 Artistic? Roland? 82 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:14,113 I built it out of a bunch of old stuff we had lying around. 83 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:15,714 Impressive, yes? 84 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:18,117 Impressive, no. 85 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,251 [clanks] 86 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:20,286 What is it? 87 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:22,788 Clearly influenced by the early Duchamp. 88 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:25,224 With the anti-Bauhaus/Gestalt. 89 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:28,494 Huh? It's a trash compactor. 90 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:33,495 Check it out. 91 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:37,803 That figures. Even Roland's trash is square. 92 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,205 Give me that. 93 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:42,074 I'd like to see you guys make something out of nothing. 94 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,475 [Garrett] Hey, take a pill, Roll. 95 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,644 We thought you were trying to, you know, 96 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:48,147 make a piece of art or something. 97 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:51,350 You want art? I'll give you art. 98 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,986 Here, look at this. What do you think of that? 99 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:56,055 Come on, oh, art critics. 100 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:59,325 Wow. Now, this is interesting. 101 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:02,428 Dynamic. It moves me. 102 00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:05,331 Yeah. Very Jackson Pollock-y. 103 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:07,399 A lot better than that can masher. 104 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,401 It's a rag. 105 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:11,003 I wipe my hands on it. 106 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:13,939 -Get out of here. -No, you get out of here. 107 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:16,175 -Whoops. 108 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:20,312 Roland... 109 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:25,313 [eerie music playing] 110 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:35,060 You. Boy. 111 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,562 What? 112 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,163 Speak. 113 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:42,902 What manner of machine is this I have inhabited? 114 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,771 Cool. Just like in that movie. 115 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:47,406 Hit the dirt, Robobot. 116 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,842 [mimics motor revving] Incoming. Stay low! 117 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:54,843 [mimics motor revving] 118 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:59,051 What? I'm useless. 119 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:01,053 You're not the real Robobot. 120 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,187 You're a toy. 121 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:05,624 Your lasers don't really work, and you can't really fly. 122 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:10,162 I am Luko. 123 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:14,767 Build me a machine suitable to host my awesome powers. 124 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,369 Mom! 125 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:18,837 [Garrett] This better be good. 126 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:21,106 I was in the middle of a dream about Christie Brinkley. 127 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,709 Huh? I was dreaming about Christy Turlington. 128 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:24,777 Rawr. 129 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,679 Shut up. 130 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,315 Christian Slater. 131 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:32,117 -How about you, Roland? -Gee, I don't know. 132 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:36,722 Do square people with square lives and square trash even have dreams? 133 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:40,492 Whoa. What was that all about? 134 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:41,794 Wait a minute. 135 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:46,795 Are you still ticked off about that stupid thing you made? 136 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:55,441 Then it hit me. [sobs] 137 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:58,711 It's okay now. The Ghostbusters are here. 138 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:01,113 It was probably just a bad dream. 139 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:02,448 This was no bad dream. 140 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:07,449 The meter's jumping off the scale. 141 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:10,823 You ever seen that movie Child's Play? 142 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,491 Here, Chucky. 143 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,159 Here, Chucky. 144 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,728 Knock it off, pinhead. 145 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:18,197 I'm not even up for you. 146 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:23,198 [tense music playing] 147 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:29,671 [Garrett] It's got me! [groans] 148 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:34,446 Way to go. You just french-fried Mr. Potato Head. 149 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:37,549 So not funny, Rollerboy. 150 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:39,718 -[Luko roars] -[both] There it is! 151 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:44,719 -Wait, don't shoot! Don't shoot me! -Don't shoot me! 152 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:46,458 Aw, crud. 153 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:47,593 [dramatic music playing] 154 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:52,594 -Fall in, guys. -We've got a runner. 155 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:59,267 [Garrett] End of the line, Robobot. 156 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:07,279 Huh. So much for trapping it. Nothing left. 157 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,881 -[device beeping] -Not quite. 158 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,383 I got a big reading coming from somewhere. 159 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:16,384 -Look out! -Out of the way! 160 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:20,793 [growls] 161 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:23,695 Okay. So it went from machine to machine. 162 00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:27,366 What was it? Mecha-ghost? Robo-spook? Techno-specter? 163 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:31,603 Whatever it was, its warranty is extremely expired. [chuckles] 164 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:33,205 Nix that. It's still here. 165 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,174 Yeah, right. Where? 166 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:39,511 What the heck kind of machinery is there in an empty alley? 167 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:44,512 [horn blares] 168 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:48,053 -[horn blares] -[yelling] 169 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,655 Garrett! 170 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:54,656 [dramatic music playing] 171 00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:11,410 [music stops] 172 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,612 -Garrett? -You okay, man? 173 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,614 [coughing] 174 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,749 Yeah, I'm peachy. 175 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,251 I think I got it. 176 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,886 [dramatic music playing] 177 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,855 ... 178 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,691 [yells] 179 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:28,727 [gasps] Close. 180 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:31,230 Phew. [gasps] 181 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:36,231 [all yelling] 182 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,604 [music stops] 183 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,139 What was that? 184 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:45,140 That, mi compadre, is us not trapping it yet. 185 00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:53,585 [Kylie] I wish I knew where we were going. 186 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:58,586 [yelps, then gasps] 187 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:05,627 Everyone anchor! 188 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:09,801 -Vacate. -Fifth floor, housewares. 189 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:14,802 [Kylie] Keep your eyes open, guys. 190 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,378 [Roland] Look out! 191 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,479 [mutters] 192 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,981 -[screams] -No! 193 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:27,982 [yells] 194 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:35,957 Uh, guys? A little help here? 195 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:43,831 Hey. What are you doing up there? 196 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,705 [yells] 197 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,674 Not now, Garr. 198 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:50,175 Not now? What's happening? 199 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,277 Hey, did you get it or not? 200 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:53,812 Don't hound me, man. 201 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,414 We almost bought it up here. 202 00:11:55,415 --> 00:12:00,415 Ky and Roll have no blasters left. 203 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,754 Get down out of there! 204 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:07,755 [over radio] /'s in the crane! 205 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:23,742 Look, if it shows up on our PKEs, then it's an energy force. 206 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,578 And even though an energy force can be changed or altered, 207 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,046 it can't just be destroyed. 208 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,715 It can't just be gone. 209 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,216 Sure, it can, toots. 210 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:35,887 It's called being blasted into oblivion. 211 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:39,625 I never thought I'd say this, but I think Eduardo's right. 212 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,627 There's not even residual traces. 213 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:45,731 Count that ghost as busted. 214 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:50,202 Head them out, team. 215 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:53,472 [laughing demonically] 216 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,706 [eerie music playing] 217 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,541 [grunting] 218 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,944 Oh, no. 219 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,647 Celestial clockwork. 220 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:06,648 Music of the Spheres. 221 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:12,053 [laughing demonically] 222 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,763 [creature shrieks] 223 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,531 Yes! I win. 224 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:22,401 Hey, I thought we were just playing for fun. 225 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:27,402 I'm having fun. 226 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,311 [scoffs] I Ching, huh? 227 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,646 I suppose this is really a book of economics. 228 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,348 That's "I Ching. 229 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,482 And as a matter of fact, 230 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:40,619 computer programs based on the numerological system of the I Ching 231 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:44,089 are widely used in stock-market commodities trading. 232 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:49,090 No way. So, what does this say? 233 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,096 Hmm. Bad news. 234 00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,964 What a surprise. 235 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:55,934 -[Egon] Roland? -Yes? 236 00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,203 I think there's something wrong with this. 237 00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,072 It might have given you a false reading. 238 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,807 I want you to run some tests. 239 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,676 I can't. I must finish my machine. 240 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,345 This is important, Roland. 241 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,180 So is my machine. 242 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,682 I am harnessing the Music of the Spheres. 243 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,985 The Music of the Spheres? 244 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:14,953 The guy's gone loco. 245 00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,822 Hey, what do you think you're doing? 246 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,123 I was using that. 247 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:21,226 -[Egon] What's gotten into you, Roland? -I need it for my machine. 248 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,228 What, so you can crush it into a cube? 249 00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:25,130 Come on, guys, leave him alone. 250 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,966 He's probably just trying to make something to impress us. 251 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,735 We were pretty hard on him the other day. 252 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:32,537 It wouldn't hurt to be a title supportive. 253 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,873 -Okay, okay. -[Egon] Very well. 254 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,842 [scoffs] Yeah, right. 255 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,244 Eduardo, I want you to take me out to the site 256 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,246 to retrace your steps from last night. 257 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,815 I wanna know where this thing you fought came from. 258 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:48,620 Who cares where it came from? It's toast. History. 259 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,122 Fine, fine. 260 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,257 Don't trust us. Gotta double-check everything. 261 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:56,561 Mr. Meticulous. 262 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,997 [mysterious music playing] 263 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:03,998 [inaudible dialogue] 264 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:16,915 [Egon] Principia Mathematical by Antonio Garibaldi. 265 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,352 Great. Now I gotta wait while you break some bizarro ancient code? 266 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,720 It's Latin. 267 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,256 At the end of his life, Garibaldi became obsessed 268 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,526 with reproducing the mathematical order of the universe. 269 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,728 The Music of the Spheres. 270 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,930 The Music of the Spheres? 271 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,800 Dude's as loco as Roland. 272 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,035 Yes, exactly. 273 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,438 "One night, he was visited by an angel 274 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,140 who inspired him to build the perfect machine. 275 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,409 But when the machine came to life and attacked him, 276 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:48,280 he realized he'd been tricked into unleashing the demon Luko. 277 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,715 Garibaldi promptly destroyed his creation, 278 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:54,586 hoping to trap the demon forever inside what he had named... 279 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,021 the Infernal Machine." 280 00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:59,791 Luko? That kid in the Suzanne Vega song? 281 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,828 "Luko was an ancient demon who wanted to punish mankind 282 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,863 for reaching too far to the stars 283 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:07,566 by destroying him with his own technology." 284 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,367 I hate to break this to you, Egon, 285 00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:12,804 but last night, Luko became an ancient dead demon. 286 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,473 End of story. 287 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:19,474 Maybe not. 288 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,048 [Kylie] Oh, this is incredible, Roland. 289 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,083 [majestic music playing] 290 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,085 I never expected anything like this. 291 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,753 Roland, you're a genius. 292 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,355 What inspired you to make it? 293 00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:31,423 I don't know. 294 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,758 The inspiration just came to me last night. 295 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,660 Does it do anything? 296 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:39,831 Check it out. 297 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:43,301 I call it the Infernal Machine. 298 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,470 [both] Roland, no! 299 00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,873 [ominous music playing] 300 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,875 [yells] 301 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:54,876 [Luko laughing demonically] 302 00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:00,252 [yells] 303 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:03,722 [all yell] 304 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:08,226 What the heck? 305 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:13,227 It's not supposed to do this. 306 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,012 Where's the engine? 307 00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,014 I, uh, used it in the machine. 308 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,081 You what? 309 00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:33,685 I was gonna put it back. 310 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:34,586 [driver] Hey! 311 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,721 Sir, I'm afraid we have to commandeer this vehicle 312 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:41,226 in order to neutralize a perambulating techno-symbiotic specter. 313 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,928 Who do you think you are? 314 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:47,929 [Eduardo] We're scientists. 315 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,741 That thing is serious. 316 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,577 This is all my fault. 317 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,412 It wasn't you. It was Luko. 318 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,547 An ancient demon bent on destroying man 319 00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:03,982 through his own devices. 320 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,151 Yeah, a device that I created. 321 00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:09,521 Actually, Luko implanted all the information in your head. 322 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:12,090 You didn't come up with it at all. 323 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:17,091 That's good. 324 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,368 It should be right around... here. 325 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:28,369 [all yell] 326 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:37,678 Everybody out now! 327 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,421 Roland, I assume you installed the CPU chip 328 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:46,057 to control the machine's central computer. 329 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,959 -Of course. -Where is it? 330 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,563 It's in the gray panel, on the right. 331 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,265 Okay, everybody, on the count of three, 332 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:56,534 blast the gray panel on the right. 333 00:18:56,535 --> 00:19:01,339 One, two, three. 334 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:05,110 [machine whirring] 335 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:10,111 [all yell] 336 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,221 What happened? 337 00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:19,124 -We don't have any cartridges. -Where'd they go? 338 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,092 1, uh, used them in the machine. 339 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:26,093 And, what, you were gonna put them back? 340 00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,166 [laughs demonically] 341 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,036 Roland, how did you configure those cartridges? 342 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:34,439 In an ionic transference circuit, for more power. 343 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:38,143 Once the cartridges are depleted, they'll extract new ions directly 344 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,278 from the machine's electromagnetic domain, 345 00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:43,214 greatly increasing the certainty of a transmodal meltdown 346 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:46,718 of disastrous, nay, biblical proportions. 347 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,153 Se habla inglés? 348 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,055 It's gonna blow up real good. 349 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:53,692 I can't believe... No weapons? 350 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,061 Man, I used everything. 351 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,329 Even the ghost traps? 352 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,398 Yeah. 353 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,634 -Roland! -He knows what he's doing. 354 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:07,635 [dramatic music playing] 355 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:21,949 [gasps] 356 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:30,729 -[groans] -You cannot stop my final function. 357 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:34,299 Function this! 358 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:38,503 [groans] 359 00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:43,504 [screaming] 360 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:50,244 [yells] 361 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:57,418 Gotcha. 362 00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:02,857 Impressive, yes. 363 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:08,162 [theme music playing] 23731

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