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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:24,201 --> 00:00:26,070 Here's a new taste treat, the Corn Dog. 4 00:00:26,070 --> 00:00:29,509 Here's a new taste treat, the Corn Dog. 5 00:00:30,450 --> 00:00:32,549 Plump, juicy wieners 6 00:00:32,549 --> 00:00:34,449 are dipped into a thick, 7 00:00:35,110 --> 00:00:36,750 southern-style corn batter 8 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:38,590 that seals in all 9 00:00:38,590 --> 00:00:40,310 their freshness and flavor. 10 00:00:40,550 --> 00:00:41,950 If you like hot dogs, 11 00:00:43,050 --> 00:00:45,730 then you'll love Corn Dogs. 12 00:00:46,370 --> 00:00:49,050 Available at the refreshment counter now. 13 00:00:50,890 --> 00:00:52,769 Beware, the silent killer. 14 00:00:53,630 --> 00:00:54,790 Carbon monoxide. 15 00:00:55,769 --> 00:00:57,470 Remember, turn off your engine. 16 00:00:57,970 --> 00:01:01,230 Enjoy the movie and your life. 17 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:16,100 What? 18 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:17,940 The movie is a classic. 19 00:02:18,340 --> 00:02:19,560 Oh, yeah, it was on all 20 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:20,960 the critics' top 10 lists. 21 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:22,480 Matt just likes 22 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,079 anything with boobs in it. 23 00:02:24,079 --> 00:02:25,160 Come on, seriously? 24 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:25,920 A ton of boobs and 25 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:26,720 blood in the same movie? 26 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:27,720 What's not to like? 27 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:28,700 Well, I think we should 28 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:29,959 talk about something other 29 00:02:29,959 --> 00:02:32,340 than naked people that get chopped up. 30 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,040 Well, you can do that. 31 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,420 I'm going to go take a piss. 32 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:36,620 I'll be right back. 33 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,400 You watch for them snakes out there 34 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:39,560 that'll bite your wanker off. 35 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,421 Shit, I got way too much for it to handle. 36 00:02:42,421 --> 00:02:43,421 Right, Emily? 37 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:48,569 Well, I think I'm gonna go lay down. 38 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:49,470 Hey, wait. 39 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:52,130 You can't, you can't go to bed without me. 40 00:02:56,139 --> 00:02:59,739 You have the most magnificent ass. 41 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:02,359 I'm sure you tell all the girls that. 42 00:03:02,780 --> 00:03:03,799 Why don't you try telling me 43 00:03:03,799 --> 00:03:05,399 something real for a change? 44 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,939 Well, you have real nice boobs. 45 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:11,820 Try harder. 46 00:03:12,299 --> 00:03:13,519 I don't get any harder 47 00:03:13,519 --> 00:03:14,779 than I am, I can assure you. 48 00:03:15,379 --> 00:03:16,379 I'm serious. 49 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:17,639 So am I. 50 00:03:18,779 --> 00:03:20,179 You don't want to go out there by 51 00:03:20,179 --> 00:03:21,200 yourself, not alone. 52 00:03:21,839 --> 00:03:23,019 Yeah, and why is that? 53 00:03:23,439 --> 00:03:26,419 Because these woods, they be haunted. 54 00:03:27,659 --> 00:03:28,659 Haunted? 55 00:03:28,659 --> 00:03:29,150 Yep, that's what they t- (cough) 56 00:03:29,150 --> 00:03:31,679 That's what they tell me in town. 57 00:03:32,174 --> 00:03:33,174 OoooOOooOOOooo! 58 00:03:34,140 --> 00:03:36,179 Laugh all you want to but it's true. 59 00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:37,200 It is. 60 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,660 A long time ago, there 61 00:03:38,660 --> 00:03:40,959 was a family, lived out here in these woods. 62 00:03:41,060 --> 00:03:42,480 Deep in these woods. 63 00:03:43,079 --> 00:03:45,799 And the locals, they say that uh, they had a kid. 64 00:03:46,779 --> 00:03:48,000 So disfigured... 65 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:50,279 that you couldn't even look at him. 66 00:03:52,179 --> 00:03:55,079 So one night, the dad... 67 00:03:55,339 --> 00:03:56,339 he got drunk... 68 00:03:57,239 --> 00:03:58,640 and he went out... 69 00:03:59,420 --> 00:04:00,420 and he... 70 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:02,480 BURIED HIM! 71 00:04:03,579 --> 00:04:04,759 Buried him alive. 72 00:04:06,060 --> 00:04:07,260 See, the family, they picked up. 73 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:08,320 They got out of here. 74 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,560 But the locals say that 75 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,019 all these disappearances, 76 00:04:13,399 --> 00:04:15,599 it's that kid come back for revenge. 77 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:17,560 So you think it's safe 78 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:18,779 bringing girls out here? 79 00:04:18,779 --> 00:04:21,459 Well, you know, if some crazy mutant 80 00:04:21,459 --> 00:04:23,100 fucking kid comes after you, 81 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,180 I'll protect you. 82 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:25,880 God, you are so full 83 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:26,919 of shit, you know that? 84 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,199 Yeah, but I still get laid. 85 00:04:28,339 --> 00:04:29,340 Well, that was going to 86 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,440 happen no matter what. 87 00:04:39,098 --> 00:04:40,098 Oh, yeah. 88 00:04:44,130 --> 00:04:45,130 Shit! 89 00:04:45,270 --> 00:04:46,730 Aren't you supposed to squat for that? 90 00:04:46,730 --> 00:04:47,730 What are you doing? I thought you wanted 91 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:48,770 to get some sleep tonight. 92 00:04:49,190 --> 00:04:53,310 I mean, I do, but there's something else 93 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:54,650 I'd like to do first. 94 00:04:55,050 --> 00:04:56,050 Oh, yeah? 95 00:04:57,470 --> 00:04:58,470 Stay right there. 96 00:04:59,210 --> 00:05:00,210 I'm not going anywhere. 97 00:05:33,843 --> 00:05:34,843 (screaming) 98 00:05:35,850 --> 00:05:39,503 (coughing) 99 00:05:40,227 --> 00:05:41,972 (screaming) 100 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:48,158 (crying) 101 00:05:48,158 --> 00:05:51,614 (screaming) 102 00:05:51,614 --> 00:05:52,614 (dying breath) 103 00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:58,525 (coughing) 104 00:06:01,519 --> 00:06:03,100 (Twing Snap) 105 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:04,100 What was that? 106 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:05,240 Uh, that was a raccoon. 107 00:06:05,420 --> 00:06:07,140 That sounded too big to be a raccoon. 108 00:06:07,140 --> 00:06:08,160 Oh, well you know, these fucking 109 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,050 critters out in the woods, 110 00:06:09,050 --> 00:06:10,120 they always sound ten times 111 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,120 bigger than they really are. 112 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,460 Wow, you're a real outdoorsman. 113 00:06:14,580 --> 00:06:15,720 That was a fucking raccoon. 114 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,820 Well then, poke your head out there and 115 00:06:17,820 --> 00:06:18,880 make sure it's a raccoon. 116 00:06:19,260 --> 00:06:20,260 Fine. 117 00:06:21,050 --> 00:06:22,050 (tent zipper opening) 118 00:06:22,699 --> 00:06:24,199 There's nothing out there. 119 00:06:27,732 --> 00:06:28,732 Jim! 120 00:06:30,199 --> 00:06:32,000 I'm really not in the mood for this! 121 00:06:39,163 --> 00:06:43,061 (screaming) 122 00:06:43,061 --> 00:06:44,994 (screaming) 123 00:06:47,225 --> 00:06:48,691 (gasping) 124 00:06:49,458 --> 00:06:51,223 (screaming) 125 00:06:51,223 --> 00:06:52,290 (crunching) 126 00:07:43,267 --> 00:07:44,267 (door closing) 127 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,080 You know, I'm really glad we 128 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:50,080 had one of these date nights. 129 00:07:51,719 --> 00:07:52,719 You know, me too. 130 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,599 I'm just, you know, 131 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,099 sorry things have been so... 132 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,520 crazy lately. 133 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,400 It's okay. 134 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:07,060 I know it's, it's been a busy season for you, so... 135 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:10,920 Why don't you go lay down? 136 00:08:11,459 --> 00:08:12,459 I'll be right in, okay? 137 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:22,393 (sighing) 138 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:50,485 (sighing) 139 00:08:51,257 --> 00:08:52,257 I love you. 140 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:54,399 I love you too, Katie. 141 00:08:57,132 --> 00:08:58,132 Scott? 142 00:08:59,899 --> 00:09:00,899 Yeah? 143 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:04,779 Why'd you let this happen? 144 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:07,850 Huh? What? 145 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,724 You said we'd be together forever. 146 00:09:17,552 --> 00:09:19,632 What are you talking about? 147 00:09:22,438 --> 00:09:23,438 (gushing) 148 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:24,824 Oh! 149 00:09:25,111 --> 00:09:27,454 Oh! Oh, God! 150 00:09:27,454 --> 00:09:30,359 (grunting) 151 00:09:30,359 --> 00:09:31,878 (grunting) 152 00:09:31,878 --> 00:09:34,155 (screaming) 153 00:09:34,155 --> 00:09:37,488 (cell phone vibrating) 154 00:09:37,488 --> 00:09:40,096 (breathing heavy) 155 00:09:40,096 --> 00:09:42,208 (grunting) 156 00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:45,541 (cell phone vibrating) 157 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:49,469 (sighing) 158 00:09:49,469 --> 00:09:50,427 Hello? 159 00:09:50,427 --> 00:09:51,845 Wooooo! 160 00:09:51,845 --> 00:09:53,100 It's camping time, baby. 161 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:54,860 Please, do not scream 162 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:55,860 into the microphone. 163 00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:57,980 Buddy, are you fucking hung over right now? 164 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:00,940 No, I was just, um... 165 00:10:02,650 --> 00:10:03,690 trouble sleeping. 166 00:10:04,050 --> 00:10:05,690 Are you kidding me? You sound terrible. 167 00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:08,910 What, um... 168 00:10:09,230 --> 00:10:10,230 What time is it? 169 00:10:10,630 --> 00:10:11,630 Dude, it's late. 170 00:10:11,850 --> 00:10:13,110 I thought you were coming over to our place? 171 00:10:13,809 --> 00:10:15,850 Yeah, that was the original plan. 172 00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:17,610 I'm sorry. 173 00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:19,237 Get up. Get a cold shower. 174 00:10:19,237 --> 00:10:20,266 (fly buzzing) 175 00:10:20,410 --> 00:10:21,410 Jesus. 176 00:10:21,529 --> 00:10:23,610 Cold shower, okay. 177 00:10:23,610 --> 00:10:26,009 Shoot back an spirin, maybe some tequila. 178 00:10:26,469 --> 00:10:27,390 And we're gonna pick you up 179 00:10:27,390 --> 00:10:28,709 in like 15 minutes, all right? 180 00:10:28,709 --> 00:10:29,709 Yeah, all right. 181 00:10:30,888 --> 00:10:33,649 (sighing) 182 00:10:33,649 --> 00:10:34,850 You better make it 30. 183 00:10:35,549 --> 00:10:37,829 All right, whatever, man. See you in 30. 184 00:10:39,584 --> 00:10:40,801 (sighing) 185 00:10:40,801 --> 00:10:43,350 (horn honking) 186 00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:44,350 Ok, here he comes. 187 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:45,610 Do not mention the breakup. 188 00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:46,710 Why would I mention the breakup? 189 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:47,930 I don't know. I'm just saying don't mention it. 190 00:10:47,970 --> 00:10:49,210 I'm not going to mention the breakup- 191 00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:49,664 Because you have a tendency to bring- 192 00:10:49,664 --> 00:10:50,140 Shh shh! 193 00:10:50,140 --> 00:10:50,889 Heyyy! 194 00:10:50,889 --> 00:10:51,889 Scotty, what's up, brother? 195 00:10:51,889 --> 00:10:52,889 Look at that Jess. 196 00:10:52,889 --> 00:10:54,710 One bag, it's not impossible after all. 197 00:10:54,790 --> 00:10:56,510 Oh, my God. Everybody knows that girls 198 00:10:56,510 --> 00:10:58,050 have a ton more stuff than guys do. 199 00:10:58,069 --> 00:10:58,890 True story. 200 00:10:58,890 --> 00:10:59,890 I mean, they've got what? 201 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:01,710 Shampoo, conditioner, dry shampoo. 202 00:11:03,389 --> 00:11:04,509 What the fuck is dry shampoo? 203 00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:07,830 (sighing) 204 00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:08,750 G- afternoon, Jess. 205 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:09,769 Good afternoon, Scott. 206 00:11:10,010 --> 00:11:11,730 Real quick, we do have to pick up one of 207 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:12,930 Jess's old friends... 208 00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:14,190 on the way out of town. 209 00:11:14,490 --> 00:11:15,490 Who? 210 00:11:15,490 --> 00:11:16,190 Michelle. 211 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:18,750 She's super sweet and unique. 212 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,220 And single. Do not do this to him. 213 00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:21,310 Do not do this to him. 214 00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:22,030 You have no chance 215 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:22,710 this girl cannot have 216 00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:24,050 chemistry with a brick wall. 217 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,710 Well, I actually happen to think that 218 00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:26,870 Scott is exactly her type. 219 00:11:27,910 --> 00:11:29,950 Okay. I'm just saying, I've known the 220 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,670 girl for, like, five years, and I've 221 00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:32,530 never seen her on a date. 222 00:11:32,530 --> 00:11:34,110 Okay, well, maybe that's because she 223 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,170 hasn't met a guy who can 224 00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:36,070 interpret girl behavior. 225 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,570 I mean, you definitely 226 00:11:37,570 --> 00:11:38,630 couldn't on our first date. 227 00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:41,370 Okay, you want to talk about our first date? 228 00:11:41,890 --> 00:11:42,890 You called me the wrong name. 229 00:11:43,089 --> 00:11:44,089 Oh, I'm surprised you even remember. 230 00:11:44,089 --> 00:11:44,830 You were hammered. 231 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,181 What you think I was (cackles) 232 00:11:46,181 --> 00:11:46,948 I was gonna go sober to that? 233 00:11:46,948 --> 00:11:48,190 (scoffs) 234 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,549 Wow. You're a real romantic. 235 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,120 I mean, I'm just saying, it's, you know, 236 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,070 it would be nice to have a little... 237 00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:55,150 Honestly, though, I don't even know how 238 00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:57,070 you survived a first date with this clown. 239 00:11:57,269 --> 00:11:58,330 Get the fuck outta here man. 240 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,030 Well, unlike Kyle... 241 00:12:01,530 --> 00:12:03,070 I have a lot of patience. 242 00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:05,549 Why would you say I'm not patient? 243 00:12:05,549 --> 00:12:07,649 Dude, what the fuck is taking so long? 244 00:12:07,649 --> 00:12:09,546 Jess, what are we-- 245 00:12:09,546 --> 00:12:13,045 Okay. You're totally fine, sweetie. 246 00:12:13,045 --> 00:12:14,124 Take your time. We're not in a hurry. 247 00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:15,124 All right, well... 248 00:12:16,530 --> 00:12:17,090 Okay. 249 00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:18,370 Soooo, for your information, 250 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:19,970 Michelle slept in through her alarm 251 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:21,210 so she's a few minutes behind. 252 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,450 Hmm. 253 00:12:23,690 --> 00:12:25,170 There seems to be a lot of that going on this morning. 254 00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:26,710 Huh? 255 00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:37,870 Oh, fuck, Scotty. I'm sorry, buddy. 256 00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:39,650 Yes. 257 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,480 You're gonna be fine. 258 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,820 I just feel like I'm gonna be a burden. 259 00:12:45,159 --> 00:12:46,940 No way. You're gonna get some fresh air, 260 00:12:47,379 --> 00:12:49,320 lighten up, have some fun for a change. 261 00:12:51,359 --> 00:12:52,340 Okay, come on. 262 00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:53,420 Don't make me drag you to that car. 263 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,100 You know I will. 264 00:12:55,899 --> 00:12:56,899 Okay, fine. 265 00:12:59,149 --> 00:13:00,829 Does your boyfriend still hate me? 266 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,430 Um... 267 00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:06,310 Look, I know what you 268 00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:07,310 and Katie had was real. 269 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,949 I know. I know. 270 00:13:10,769 --> 00:13:13,549 And I'm not asking you to go, fuck around. 271 00:13:14,810 --> 00:13:16,130 I'm just saying have some fun man. 272 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:17,829 Just cut loose. 273 00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:21,069 It's been a long time since you've been single. 274 00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:24,630 And frankly, it's been a long time since I've 275 00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:25,730 seen my friend smile. 276 00:13:28,129 --> 00:13:29,129 Just have some fun this weekend. 277 00:13:29,389 --> 00:13:30,389 Okay. 278 00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:31,470 No strings attached, right? 279 00:13:32,150 --> 00:13:33,150 Hey, Michelle. 280 00:13:35,819 --> 00:13:36,859 Michelle, this is Scott. 281 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,040 He is incredibly single, and incredibly well-hung. 282 00:13:41,179 --> 00:13:42,319 Just, get in the car. 283 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,699 Of course. Of course. 284 00:13:45,179 --> 00:13:46,179 It's good to see you ladies. 285 00:13:51,848 --> 00:13:52,848 Alrighty. 286 00:13:53,004 --> 00:13:54,455 Everybody good? 287 00:13:54,455 --> 00:13:55,610 Sweet. 288 00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:56,610 Let's ride. 289 00:14:03,549 --> 00:14:04,549 You like barbecue? 290 00:14:05,296 --> 00:14:06,296 Yeah, I do. 291 00:14:07,606 --> 00:14:09,134 Good because there will be nothing else on the menu besides it. 292 00:14:09,134 --> 00:14:10,134 After you guys. 293 00:14:11,086 --> 00:14:12,086 Okay. 294 00:14:12,647 --> 00:14:13,647 Okay. 295 00:14:15,867 --> 00:14:17,916 Pickled okra? 296 00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:19,120 Really? 297 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,779 I'm sure they do. 298 00:14:20,779 --> 00:14:22,399 Howdy, y'all! Welcome to the Slick Pig. 299 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:23,899 Have a seat anywhere y'all like. 300 00:14:24,019 --> 00:14:25,500 My name's Bruce, if y'all need anything. 301 00:14:26,402 --> 00:14:27,402 Okay. 302 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,040 Um... 303 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,346 Works for me. 304 00:14:30,346 --> 00:14:31,346 Cool. 305 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:33,920 I'm gonna use the restroom 306 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,380 real fast, so be right back. 307 00:14:47,129 --> 00:14:48,969 (fist bump) 308 00:14:48,969 --> 00:14:50,789 Yeah ummm. I'm gonna take a piss as well. 309 00:14:56,149 --> 00:14:57,209 So, Scott. 310 00:14:58,549 --> 00:14:59,649 Yeah? What's up? 311 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,650 I mean, it's none of my business, but 312 00:15:02,090 --> 00:15:03,130 it's pretty fucked up 313 00:15:03,130 --> 00:15:04,130 the way Katie left you. 314 00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:07,010 I mean, no note. 315 00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:10,990 No voicemail. No closure. 316 00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:13,130 Yeah, well, you know, I'm 317 00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:14,170 sure she had her reasons. 318 00:15:14,738 --> 00:15:15,650 This is... 319 00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:19,250 This is gonna sound weird, but sometimes 320 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:22,190 I feel like, you know, 321 00:15:22,190 --> 00:15:23,190 she didn't actually... 322 00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:25,230 Leave me. 323 00:15:26,069 --> 00:15:27,350 Hi. I'm Martina, 324 00:15:27,549 --> 00:15:29,149 and I'll be taking care you guys today. 325 00:15:29,149 --> 00:15:30,010 How are you? 326 00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:31,569 Hi, Martina. We're good. 327 00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:33,210 Uh, we've got two more coming. 328 00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:34,949 No problem. I'm gonna go ahead and get 329 00:15:34,949 --> 00:15:36,650 you four waters while you wait, okay? 330 00:15:36,709 --> 00:15:37,709 Thank you so much. 331 00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:38,710 Thank you. 332 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,114 (smack) 333 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,170 I could use me a piece of that. 334 00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:46,170 Yeah, and I could use it right after you finish. 335 00:15:46,229 --> 00:15:47,890 Go fuck yourselves! 336 00:15:47,890 --> 00:15:48,720 That's good- I'm curious. 337 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,030 Do you guys think that's gonna work? 338 00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:51,670 Or do you think you have a shot with 339 00:15:51,670 --> 00:15:52,610 anyone other than your cousins? 340 00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:53,630 I don't know. I can't tell... 341 00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:54,630 Sorry, I don't... I 342 00:15:54,909 --> 00:15:55,909 I didn't quite hear you, friend. 343 00:15:55,909 --> 00:15:56,909 What was that, huh? 344 00:15:56,909 --> 00:15:57,742 Wanna try that again? 345 00:15:57,742 --> 00:15:58,742 Hey! 346 00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:01,624 What the hell's going on here? 347 00:16:01,624 --> 00:16:03,109 None of your fucking business, buddy. 348 00:16:03,109 --> 00:16:04,121 You know what? This would probably be a 349 00:16:04,121 --> 00:16:05,169 good opportunity for 350 00:16:05,169 --> 00:16:06,490 you guys to leave, huh? 351 00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:07,490 Fuck you, buddy. 352 00:16:07,490 --> 00:16:08,490 Yup. 353 00:16:08,889 --> 00:16:09,889 Sorry, chief. 354 00:16:12,988 --> 00:16:13,899 Motherfucker! 355 00:16:13,899 --> 00:16:16,700 (grunts) 356 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:20,849 Dude, are you kidding me!? 357 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,078 Yes! 358 00:16:22,078 --> 00:16:22,817 Come on! 359 00:16:22,817 --> 00:16:23,817 No, no, no, no, no. 360 00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:26,750 Earl, Junior, I swear. If you backwood bitches 361 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:27,750 come in my barbecue 362 00:16:27,829 --> 00:16:28,829 and start another fight! 363 00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:30,130 You want me to call Buck Benson 364 00:16:30,130 --> 00:16:30,990 down here, boss? 365 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:31,990 Yeah, give him a call, Kenny. 366 00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:35,370 Get out of here, before Buck comes down and 367 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,370 sticks it in! 368 00:16:36,990 --> 00:16:37,990 You little bitches! 369 00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:40,410 Come on, guys. Whatever you want. 370 00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:41,310 It's on me. It's on me. 371 00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,209 We're celebrating tonight. 372 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,290 We got the karate kid! Let's go! 373 00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:46,390 We're celebrating! Get out of here! 374 00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:47,969 We're celebrating. Get out of here! 375 00:16:47,969 --> 00:16:48,729 Fuck you! 376 00:16:48,729 --> 00:16:49,440 Let's go. We're ce- 377 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,130 Whatever y'all want. 378 00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:51,770 Drinks on me, foods on me, let's go. 379 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:52,730 We're partying. 380 00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:53,730 We're celebrating. Good job! 381 00:16:54,949 --> 00:16:56,889 What in the fuck was that shit? 382 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,109 You let the whole bar just 383 00:16:58,370 --> 00:16:59,469 speed bag your face in there. 384 00:16:59,529 --> 00:17:01,349 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm supposed to take point 385 00:17:01,349 --> 00:17:02,490 from the fucking senior. 386 00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:04,409 I'm just a junior motherfucker. 387 00:17:04,409 --> 00:17:05,309 What's your excuse? 388 00:17:05,309 --> 00:17:06,437 Huh!? 389 00:17:06,437 --> 00:17:07,190 Well, either way, I had glass in my eye. 390 00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:07,990 My good eye! 391 00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:08,890 Oh, your good eye? 392 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:10,010 Dude, you ain't had a good eye 393 00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:11,169 since you was 12, boy. 394 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,829 What the fuck are you talking about? 395 00:17:12,829 --> 00:17:13,790 Glass in your eye? 396 00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:14,789 Cry me a fucking river. 397 00:17:14,789 --> 00:17:15,641 (gibberish) 398 00:17:15,641 --> 00:17:16,167 You said you weren't going to bring up 399 00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:16,889 the firecracker. 400 00:17:16,889 --> 00:17:17,629 Is this what you're really 401 00:17:17,629 --> 00:17:18,629 going to come at me with right now? 402 00:17:18,629 --> 00:17:19,424 This cry baby 403 00:17:19,424 --> 00:17:20,609 fucking bullshit. 404 00:17:20,950 --> 00:17:21,950 Fuck all this shit. 405 00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:22,648 What did pops always say? 406 00:17:22,648 --> 00:17:26,789 We never let a, goddamn city slicker 407 00:17:26,789 --> 00:17:27,815 take a shit on a country boy. 408 00:17:27,815 --> 00:17:28,888 Hey! Asshole! Move out of the way! 409 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,250 Ohhh! Kia Soul! 410 00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:32,009 We got ourselves a city boy! 411 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,009 Fuckin move- 412 00:17:33,009 --> 00:17:34,509 Everyone's taking their goddamn time today. 413 00:17:34,509 --> 00:17:36,399 Yeah, nice going, asshole! 414 00:17:36,399 --> 00:17:37,669 Fuck! 415 00:17:37,669 --> 00:17:39,100 Fuck all this shit, man. 416 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,100 Yo, you want to slash all these 417 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:40,690 motherfuckin' tires? 418 00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:41,427 Every single- I'm keying- 419 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:42,418 Every single one of em. 420 00:17:42,418 --> 00:17:43,029 -these assholes. Alright, I'm down. 421 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,210 Every single one. 422 00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:45,288 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey. 423 00:17:45,288 --> 00:17:46,270 (whistles) 424 00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:47,269 Liquor store. Liquor store. 425 00:17:47,269 --> 00:17:48,993 Hell yeah brother, let's get some shooters. 426 00:17:48,993 --> 00:17:49,954 Oh, and then we can go home and get the uh- 427 00:17:49,954 --> 00:17:51,036 bolt cutters. 428 00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,036 Hell yeah, brother. 429 00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:57,750 Hey, Michelle. 430 00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:01,130 Hey, ummmm- 431 00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:02,130 you doing okay? 432 00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:04,410 Just part of being a woman, I guess. 433 00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:06,630 Fun, right? 434 00:18:07,966 --> 00:18:08,966 Yeah, fun. 435 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,080 Well, look, if you need anything or, 436 00:18:12,899 --> 00:18:13,980 you know, if you just want to 437 00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:16,560 say fuck it and go home, I'm- 438 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,560 more than happy to help. 439 00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:20,770 I appreciate that. 440 00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:23,050 Scotty, I don't want to cock block you buddy, 441 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,210 but we got to hit the road. 442 00:18:26,049 --> 00:18:27,049 Right. 443 00:18:27,049 --> 00:18:27,829 Thanks. 444 00:18:27,829 --> 00:18:28,829 Any day now. 445 00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:36,730 (radio) Hey y'all, it's Johnny Funky G and WPLN. 446 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,690 The number of mysterious disappearances 447 00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:39,930 surrounding the Old Hickory Woods 448 00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:40,930 continues to rise. 449 00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:42,450 If you have any-- 450 00:18:42,450 --> 00:18:43,597 (music plays) 451 00:18:43,597 --> 00:18:44,769 Ooh. Yeah, that. 452 00:18:44,769 --> 00:18:45,769 You like this? 453 00:18:45,769 --> 00:18:47,110 Oh, I love this. Let's go. 454 00:18:48,154 --> 00:18:49,154 Yeah, no, this is good shit, man. You got 455 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,548 to play it fucking loud. 456 00:18:50,548 --> 00:18:51,760 I had to learn how to read 457 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:52,760 lips when I started dating him. 458 00:18:53,693 --> 00:18:54,693 What? 459 00:18:55,854 --> 00:18:56,902 I had to learn how to-- 460 00:18:58,274 --> 00:18:59,228 Hey! 461 00:18:59,228 --> 00:18:59,882 Excuse you. 462 00:18:59,882 --> 00:19:00,882 What? 463 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,520 I had to learn how to read lips 464 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,530 when I started dating him. 465 00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:04,530 I actually really like metal. 466 00:19:05,164 --> 00:19:06,728 Really? 467 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:09,569 Yes, a girl with some taste. I love it. 468 00:19:09,569 --> 00:19:11,309 Well, I'm glad you decided to join us. 469 00:19:11,309 --> 00:19:12,309 We're going to have fun. 470 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,402 Is that a fact? 471 00:19:14,308 --> 00:19:15,309 We're going to have a 472 00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:16,309 good time, everyone. 473 00:19:48,299 --> 00:19:50,000 Hmm. That's weird. 474 00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:51,620 What? 475 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,360 I mean, they're not in their car, and 476 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,168 neither one of them is 477 00:19:54,168 --> 00:19:55,168 a camping fanatic, so. 478 00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:57,259 Maybe they just went for a walk? 479 00:19:57,919 --> 00:19:59,820 Nah, because Tiffany hates bugs, and 480 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:01,659 trees have bugs, and it's the whole thing 481 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,740 I don't think they're walking. 482 00:20:02,939 --> 00:20:04,620 I think that they're 483 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,919 definitely in their car. 484 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,360 You think so. 485 00:20:09,003 --> 00:20:12,455 [Horn honking] 486 00:20:13,823 --> 00:20:15,440 [Laughing] 487 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:16,640 Oh my God. 488 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,120 Great fucking timing. 489 00:20:23,236 --> 00:20:24,236 Shit. 490 00:20:24,879 --> 00:20:26,119 You're fucking too much, dude. 491 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,400 Hey man. 492 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,560 What's up, dude? 493 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:31,880 That was a good pop. 494 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,080 Yeah. 495 00:20:33,463 --> 00:20:34,880 Did you, uh, did you honk the horn? 496 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:35,900 No, it was Jess. 497 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,300 Oh. I was just about to-- 498 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,500 Come on, girl. You totally cut your hair. 499 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,940 Oh, like a little. 500 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,280 It looks so good. 501 00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:45,420 Thank you. 502 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,520 Hey, Michelle. Long time no see. 503 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,240 Hey, Tiff. 504 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,500 Uh, actually, it's not Tiff anymore. 505 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000 It's just Tiffany. 506 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,500 Cool. 507 00:20:56,309 --> 00:20:57,309 [Laughing] 508 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,820 Excuse me, pigeons. 509 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,360 Can I get a fucking hand here 510 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,500 before I throw my back out? 511 00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:12,219 Did Julie come with y'all? 512 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:13,839 Uh, no. 513 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,259 (car approaching) 514 00:21:15,259 --> 00:21:16,679 But that's her car! 515 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:18,771 Eeeeeek! 516 00:21:18,771 --> 00:21:19,998 [girl noises] 517 00:21:19,998 --> 00:21:20,805 [more girl noises] 518 00:21:20,805 --> 00:21:21,792 Hi! 519 00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:22,779 Hi bestie! 520 00:21:22,779 --> 00:21:23,407 Oh my god 521 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,407 Awwwww 522 00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:26,338 Uh, reporting for duty. 523 00:21:26,338 --> 00:21:27,056 yeah- 524 00:21:27,056 --> 00:21:28,072 Sir! 525 00:21:28,072 --> 00:21:29,240 at ease, at ease, at ease- 526 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,459 frickin, clean this thing up man. 527 00:21:30,459 --> 00:21:31,659 Heyyyy- (girl noises again) 528 00:21:31,659 --> 00:21:32,699 Okay, I gotta go help. 529 00:21:32,939 --> 00:21:33,939 Okay. 530 00:21:33,939 --> 00:21:35,044 Be right back. 531 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,122 Oh my god, I'm so glad you're here. 532 00:21:36,122 --> 00:21:36,730 Oh god, I'm so glad you're here. 533 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:37,339 Eeeeek! 534 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,339 My God. 535 00:21:40,439 --> 00:21:41,839 Okay, Kyle looks really good. 536 00:21:41,839 --> 00:21:42,839 (snickering) 537 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,340 Oh, yeah. You're definitely gonna throw 538 00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:46,959 your back out carrying these. 539 00:21:50,370 --> 00:21:50,889 Yeah. 540 00:21:50,889 --> 00:21:51,889 Well. 541 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:53,110 Maybe I would. 542 00:21:53,809 --> 00:21:54,809 Maybe I wouldn't. 543 00:21:54,809 --> 00:21:55,363 Ope- 544 00:21:55,363 --> 00:21:55,891 Ey-Yupe 545 00:21:55,891 --> 00:21:56,499 Hey. 546 00:21:56,499 --> 00:21:57,608 (laughing) 547 00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:58,209 I almost got him, dude. I almost got him. 548 00:21:58,209 --> 00:21:58,730 Dude, you did. 549 00:21:58,730 --> 00:21:59,730 Okay. Well, you got these. 550 00:21:59,769 --> 00:22:00,769 My bags are in my car. Alright? 551 00:22:00,790 --> 00:22:01,550 Cool. 552 00:22:01,550 --> 00:22:02,550 Dick. 553 00:22:09,459 --> 00:22:10,459 Hey. 554 00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:11,900 Hey. 555 00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:15,679 You need some help? 556 00:22:16,899 --> 00:22:17,899 I mean... 557 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,799 would you mind? 558 00:22:19,799 --> 00:22:20,819 mmm-mm 559 00:22:20,819 --> 00:22:21,819 Please? 560 00:22:21,819 --> 00:22:22,399 Yeah- 561 00:22:22,399 --> 00:22:23,399 Thanks. 562 00:22:23,799 --> 00:22:24,799 Good luck. 563 00:22:25,519 --> 00:22:27,699 Yeah. Thanks. 564 00:22:27,699 --> 00:22:28,699 I gotta go help Derek. 565 00:22:28,699 --> 00:22:29,504 (girl noises) 566 00:22:29,504 --> 00:22:30,939 Uhhh, okay. 567 00:22:30,939 --> 00:22:32,059 Hey, Scott. 568 00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:33,980 Do you mind getting mine too? 569 00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:35,155 When you have a second? 570 00:22:37,159 --> 00:22:37,880 Um. 571 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,199 Yeah, totally. Ummm- 572 00:22:39,699 --> 00:22:41,279 Just let me take care of this first. 573 00:22:41,279 --> 00:22:43,000 Oh, yeah. No problem. Thank you. 574 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,419 Keys are in-the ignition. 575 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,500 When you have a second? Thanks. 576 00:22:47,219 --> 00:22:48,219 Of course they are. 577 00:22:50,393 --> 00:22:52,395 [sighs] 578 00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:07,618 Fuck. 579 00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:14,900 So, what are we supposed to do out here 580 00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:16,100 these next couple of days? 581 00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:17,120 (ominous breathing) 582 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:19,520 Uh, camp? Explore? 583 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,020 There's a lake up here. 584 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,240 We can go swimming. 585 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:22,960 Ooh. 586 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:23,960 We should definitely go swimming. 587 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,160 Tiff, I got that bikini I've been dying to show you. 588 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,600 It's a good idea, right? 589 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:28,819 Swim in lake full of fish. 590 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:29,960 That shit. 591 00:23:30,140 --> 00:23:31,440 It's basically a lake full of shit. 592 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,360 I don't know. 593 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,360 Ew. 594 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,000 Oh my god, you guys. It's fine. 595 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,080 It's a nice lake, with clean water. 596 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,280 Kyle's the only one here 597 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,000 that's full of shit. 598 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,620 I don't know about you guys but, 599 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,340 I'm really looking forward to doing some hiking. 600 00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:44,300 Me too. 601 00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:45,940 I'm also down for some hiking. 602 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,740 As long as I get to stay behind Tiffany, 603 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,700 that way I get the best view in the woods. 604 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:50,720 (giggles) 605 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,220 Baby, that's so sweet. 606 00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:54,340 Aww. That is really sweet. 607 00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:55,206 Right? 608 00:23:55,206 --> 00:23:56,206 (more giggles) 609 00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:57,300 Gross. 610 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,480 Gross. 611 00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,670 You okay, Jess? 612 00:24:07,910 --> 00:24:08,910 Yeah. 613 00:24:08,910 --> 00:24:09,910 I just... 614 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,110 I get the feeling things are still kind 615 00:24:12,110 --> 00:24:13,130 of uncomfortable for Michelle. 616 00:24:14,170 --> 00:24:15,170 Come on, Jess, ehh- 617 00:24:15,309 --> 00:24:16,930 -she should be over it by now. 618 00:24:17,670 --> 00:24:18,690 Yeah, I mean... 619 00:24:18,690 --> 00:24:20,309 I guess, you're probably right. I- 620 00:24:20,730 --> 00:24:21,730 It's fine. 621 00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:23,610 Look, once we all start drinking, 622 00:24:23,790 --> 00:24:24,890 no one's going to even care anymore. 623 00:24:25,809 --> 00:24:26,809 Let's catch up to em. 624 00:24:27,210 --> 00:24:28,210 Okay. 625 00:24:35,110 --> 00:24:36,110 Ladies and gentlemen, 626 00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:37,810 if I could have your attention, please. 627 00:24:38,630 --> 00:24:40,150 For the greater good of this trip, for a 628 00:24:40,150 --> 00:24:40,990 fun-filled, 629 00:24:40,990 --> 00:24:42,510 nature-filled bonding experience, 630 00:24:42,770 --> 00:24:44,330 I will be taking everyone's cell phones. 631 00:24:44,490 --> 00:24:45,490 I know it's terrible, 632 00:24:45,930 --> 00:24:47,170 but I feel like it will 633 00:24:47,170 --> 00:24:48,630 boost group morale. 634 00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:49,490 If you will. 635 00:24:49,490 --> 00:24:51,170 So Scotty, buddy, if I could start with you man 636 00:24:51,269 --> 00:24:53,390 if you wouldn't mind putting the phone in the bag, sir. 637 00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:55,050 I know you called me on it this morning, 638 00:24:55,910 --> 00:24:57,850 so no attitude would be awesome. 639 00:24:58,269 --> 00:24:59,330 Thanks, chief. I appreciate it. 640 00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:00,090 Yeah. 641 00:25:00,090 --> 00:25:02,290 I know. You hate me, but I promise you, 642 00:25:02,290 --> 00:25:03,210 it'll be better for the group. 643 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:03,970 If you wouldn't mind, 644 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:04,970 just... I'll take that. 645 00:25:05,090 --> 00:25:06,090 Thank you very much, Michelle. 646 00:25:06,550 --> 00:25:08,250 We'll get a great kick out of this. 647 00:25:08,370 --> 00:25:09,370 Thank you very much, queen. 648 00:25:09,730 --> 00:25:10,830 Jules, if you wouldn't mind... 649 00:25:11,769 --> 00:25:12,769 I like that lock screen. 650 00:25:13,170 --> 00:25:14,170 Thank you. 651 00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:15,170 D-Man, if you wouldn't mind, 652 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,490 putting the phone in the bag, buddy. 653 00:25:17,170 --> 00:25:18,550 I promise you, I won't have to go through any 654 00:25:19,130 --> 00:25:20,570 uh, you know, Instagram ho's. 655 00:25:21,130 --> 00:25:22,130 I don't know what you're talking about. 656 00:25:22,130 --> 00:25:22,509 Tiffany. 657 00:25:22,509 --> 00:25:22,907 No no no- 658 00:25:22,907 --> 00:25:23,419 I know. 659 00:25:23,419 --> 00:25:23,970 Please. - I'm sorry. 660 00:25:23,970 --> 00:25:24,970 I know. It's the worst. 661 00:25:26,090 --> 00:25:26,930 But guys, 662 00:25:26,930 --> 00:25:27,930 we're nature, right? 663 00:25:28,090 --> 00:25:29,090 Let's have some fun. 664 00:25:29,350 --> 00:25:30,350 I'm gonna put these in the car. 665 00:25:30,969 --> 00:25:31,969 It's for the best, it's for- 666 00:25:31,969 --> 00:25:32,969 It's for us. 667 00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:34,370 And I promise you, we're gonna have a great weekend. 668 00:25:34,930 --> 00:25:36,150 You'll get these back at the end of the trip. 669 00:25:37,530 --> 00:25:38,530 I love you and good night. 670 00:25:40,490 --> 00:25:41,810 Now what are we supposed to do? 671 00:25:43,270 --> 00:25:44,270 (whack) 672 00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:51,250 Mmm. 673 00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,829 So, anybody got a scary story? 674 00:25:56,130 --> 00:25:57,130 I do. 675 00:25:57,430 --> 00:25:58,430 Anybody? 676 00:25:58,670 --> 00:25:59,810 Hey, you know I do. 677 00:26:00,150 --> 00:26:01,370 Anybody but Kyle. 678 00:26:02,150 --> 00:26:03,950 Why don't we want to hear Kyle's story? 679 00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,020 Thank you. 680 00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:08,010 Cuz it's stupid. And it's about these woods. 681 00:26:08,490 --> 00:26:09,869 Translation, it gives her nightmares. 682 00:26:10,590 --> 00:26:12,630 You tell this story while I'm here, and 683 00:26:12,630 --> 00:26:14,150 you'll be sleeping with me to find out if 684 00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:15,150 I have any nightmares. 685 00:26:15,269 --> 00:26:16,269 Okay. 686 00:26:18,105 --> 00:26:19,337 Like, you don't have to listen to it. 687 00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:21,609 I want to hear your story, Kyle. 688 00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:22,750 Thank you. Exactly. 689 00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:26,870 Okay. Fine. Tell your story. I'm going to 690 00:26:26,870 --> 00:26:27,930 get my stuff ready for bed. 691 00:26:28,190 --> 00:26:29,870 Jess. Jess. Jess. 692 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:31,590 Could you get my stuff ready too? 693 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:33,530 You're such a fucking asshole. 694 00:26:37,559 --> 00:26:38,559 That's what I'm talking about- 695 00:26:38,779 --> 00:26:39,779 I love you. 696 00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:43,039 I think the real reason Jess hates this story, 697 00:26:43,039 --> 00:26:44,980 is because her family lives near these woods. 698 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,240 Like people around here, 699 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:47,620 they believe this shit actually happened. 700 00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:51,740 So you guys want to hear it? 701 00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:52,629 Mmm-hmm. 702 00:26:52,629 --> 00:26:53,629 (slurping) 703 00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:56,070 Twenty years ago, 704 00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:57,790 The Wallace family lived right here. 705 00:26:58,970 --> 00:27:00,630 Right in these exact woods. 706 00:27:03,442 --> 00:27:08,498 [baby crying] 707 00:27:15,899 --> 00:27:18,039 Can't you get this little bastard to shut up!? 708 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,620 I really wish you 709 00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:21,980 wouldn't call him that, James. 710 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,240 Why not, Ethel? 711 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:24,980 He's just some asshole's kid. 712 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,740 Why shouldn't I call him names? 713 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,519 He ain't ever going to be a Wallace. 714 00:27:28,860 --> 00:27:29,840 He's never done 715 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,649 anything to hurt anybody. Okay. 716 00:27:31,649 --> 00:27:32,980 That's your excuse for everything. 717 00:27:33,259 --> 00:27:34,579 He never hurt anybody. 718 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,839 Well this little fucker cries all the time. 719 00:27:37,059 --> 00:27:38,680 i haven't had a decent night's sleep in weeks. 720 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,500 I'm sorry. Babies cry. Okay. 721 00:27:42,319 --> 00:27:44,259 Yeah, well shit stain here is expensive too 722 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,340 Baby food might as well be made of gold 723 00:27:46,340 --> 00:27:47,380 as much as I pay for it. 724 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,260 Okay. You know what? We'll scrape money 725 00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:51,760 together. We always figure it out. 726 00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:53,539 Spoken like a true woman. 727 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,880 Y'all just think money grows on trees. 728 00:27:56,220 --> 00:27:57,880 We live in the goddamn woods. I've never 729 00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,019 seen a fucking money tree. 730 00:27:59,019 --> 00:28:00,019 Okay, and you know what? 731 00:28:00,331 --> 00:28:01,331 I'll go get a job in town. Okay? 732 00:28:02,317 --> 00:28:04,000 Great. You get to go out whoring. 733 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,279 While I gotta raise this little bastard. 734 00:28:05,279 --> 00:28:06,760 uh ok- 735 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:07,760 - I never cheated on you, okay? 736 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,279 I was raped. 737 00:28:09,279 --> 00:28:10,400 (cries) 738 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,696 (baby crying) 739 00:28:11,696 --> 00:28:13,063 No baby, it's okay. 740 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,519 We should have buried this ugly bastard in the woods. 741 00:28:18,779 --> 00:28:20,519 Listening to you bitch and moan about a dead kid 742 00:28:20,519 --> 00:28:21,280 would be a helluva lot better 743 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,299 than listening to this shit stain. 744 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:25,200 He's just an innocent little baby boy. 745 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,839 Who never hurt anybody! 746 00:28:27,279 --> 00:28:29,220 Never hurt anybody, my ass. 747 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:30,960 I got to raise this little bastard 748 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,540 because he never hurt anybody. 749 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,940 No, no. You're going to raise him- 750 00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:38,160 because I love him. And you love me. 751 00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:42,080 You do love me, right? 752 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,559 Daddy, I just saw a monster in my closet 753 00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:46,740 and it's giving me nightmares. 754 00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:48,080 Can you get it to go away? 755 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:50,360 Daisy, how many times do I got to tell you? 756 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,440 Monsters aren't real. 757 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,220 It's okay, sweetheart. I can come up and help you, 758 00:28:54,259 --> 00:28:55,259 with the monster. 759 00:28:55,259 --> 00:28:56,700 No, I want Daddy to do it. 760 00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:00,700 You know what, honey? 761 00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:02,600 Daddy and I are having an 762 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,280 adult conversation, so do you think maybe 763 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,780 tonight you can sleep on your own? 764 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,500 Nah, nah. I'll do it. 765 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,240 I'll come scare the monsters away. 766 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,380 You go on back to bed. 767 00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:13,380 I'll be right behind you. 768 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,300 Good night, Dawson. 769 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,420 It's going to be okay. 770 00:29:18,019 --> 00:29:19,019 Good night, Daisy. 771 00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:22,049 Oh my! 772 00:29:22,049 --> 00:29:22,848 (gags) 773 00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:24,013 (baby crying) 774 00:29:24,013 --> 00:29:26,544 Don't you ever! 775 00:29:26,544 --> 00:29:27,743 Contradict me infront of my daughter! 776 00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:30,839 She's the only kid I have! 777 00:29:30,839 --> 00:29:33,071 (baby crying) 778 00:29:34,802 --> 00:29:36,135 (screams) 779 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,340 Now clean all this up! 780 00:29:38,340 --> 00:29:39,340 Have me a fresh drink when I get back. 781 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:42,220 Daddy's coming, sweetie. 782 00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:47,632 (baby crying) 783 00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:54,519 Supposedly Ethel Wallace, had killed her husband, James. 784 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,700 and then cut her fucking neck, because she couldn't live 785 00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:58,700 with what she'd done. 786 00:29:59,759 --> 00:30:01,039 God, that's so fucked. 787 00:30:01,039 --> 00:30:02,039 Yeah. 788 00:30:02,119 --> 00:30:03,799 Well, what happened to Daisy, Kyle? 789 00:30:05,099 --> 00:30:06,779 They found Daisy walking down the highway, 790 00:30:07,579 --> 00:30:09,539 and they checked her into the Old Hickory Mental Institution, 791 00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:10,980 I think she's still there. 792 00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:11,980 What about the baby? 793 00:30:13,119 --> 00:30:14,119 Well, that's the thing, right? 794 00:30:14,119 --> 00:30:15,119 They never found the baby. 795 00:30:16,220 --> 00:30:18,059 And there's no records that Miss Wallace 796 00:30:18,059 --> 00:30:19,059 ever had another child. 797 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,839 It's like this... this story Daisy concocted to- 798 00:30:23,839 --> 00:30:26,099 to cope with whatever happened. 799 00:30:26,539 --> 00:30:28,359 It's a spooky story, Kyle. 800 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:29,900 It is spooky. 801 00:30:30,819 --> 00:30:32,579 And it gets even spookier. 802 00:30:33,860 --> 00:30:35,400 People that come out to these woods... 803 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,383 they disappear. 804 00:30:37,383 --> 00:30:38,736 (snap) 805 00:30:38,736 --> 00:30:39,736 Just like that. 806 00:30:40,980 --> 00:30:42,520 It's like there's something out here. 807 00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:45,000 There's rumors that the 808 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,620 baby brother, he never left. 809 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,960 That there's this like feral version of 810 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,540 himself, stalking these 811 00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:54,680 woods, living off of whatever... 812 00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:57,559 Or whoever he can get his hands on. 813 00:30:57,559 --> 00:30:58,402 BOOGADY BOOGADY BOOGADY! 814 00:30:58,402 --> 00:31:00,003 (screams) 815 00:31:00,003 --> 00:31:00,887 WHAT'RE YOU KIDS DOING IN MY WOODS!? 816 00:31:00,887 --> 00:31:01,887 (grunt) 817 00:31:03,596 --> 00:31:04,596 (in pain noises) 818 00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:05,320 You- 819 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:06,760 fucking idiot! Dude, 820 00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:07,940 I coulda killed you! 821 00:31:08,621 --> 00:31:10,480 (laughing) 822 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:11,480 Moron! 823 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:11,868 (laughing) 824 00:31:11,868 --> 00:31:12,256 Ooooo 825 00:31:12,256 --> 00:31:12,645 Huh Uhhh 826 00:31:12,645 --> 00:31:13,054 Ahhh 827 00:31:13,054 --> 00:31:13,559 Ahhhhhh 828 00:31:13,559 --> 00:31:15,200 Is everyone okay? 829 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:16,500 Fucking Moron, 830 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,799 he popped and scared all of us. 831 00:31:17,799 --> 00:31:19,359 (mimicing her) Fucking Moron. He popped out and... 832 00:31:19,359 --> 00:31:19,843 (fart noise) 833 00:31:19,843 --> 00:31:20,473 Shut up. 834 00:31:20,473 --> 00:31:21,055 Oh my God, man. 835 00:31:21,055 --> 00:31:21,636 Who the fuck 836 00:31:21,636 --> 00:31:22,144 invited fucking- 837 00:31:22,144 --> 00:31:22,629 Ewwwww 838 00:31:22,629 --> 00:31:23,114 Michelle. 839 00:31:23,114 --> 00:31:24,180 (grimace) 840 00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:26,380 Oh man, Kyle, that was so fucking funny dude, 841 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,440 that have could not have gone better. 842 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:28,500 Holy shit. 843 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:29,075 Ahh HAHA 844 00:31:29,075 --> 00:31:29,597 Wooo! 845 00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:30,328 Woah. 846 00:31:30,328 --> 00:31:31,400 Glad you can join us. 847 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,400 Yeah, you know me, baby. I'm here ta- 848 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,985 wine, dine, 69, and maybe 849 00:31:35,041 --> 00:31:36,041 break some hearts while I'm at it, huh? 850 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,380 What do we say, fellas? 851 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,280 Well, man, you are just a tad bit too 852 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,280 late because... 853 00:31:42,399 --> 00:31:43,700 I just grabbed the last beer. 854 00:31:45,059 --> 00:31:46,700 We severely underestimated. 855 00:31:48,251 --> 00:31:49,993 Uh, but, you're welcome to some s'mores. 856 00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:52,039 A s'more? 857 00:31:52,571 --> 00:31:53,759 (laughing) 858 00:31:53,759 --> 00:31:54,839 A fucking s'more? 859 00:31:55,900 --> 00:31:57,720 I just see you guys, raw-dogging marshmallows 860 00:31:57,790 --> 00:31:59,120 I don't even see any crackers around here. 861 00:31:59,120 --> 00:31:59,639 A s'more? 862 00:31:59,639 --> 00:32:02,020 Girl, what I want, is some more booze. 863 00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:05,299 But uh, you know, I'll settle for some boobs, huh? 864 00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:05,840 How's it going? 865 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:06,840 Brandon, nice to meet you. 866 00:32:07,515 --> 00:32:08,816 Alright. Well uhhh... 867 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,280 Julie's... 868 00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:11,220 preoccupied. 869 00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:13,259 But uh, Michelle's single. 870 00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:15,160 I'd rather be dead. 871 00:32:16,079 --> 00:32:17,079 Jesus Christ, okay. 872 00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:18,260 Uh... 873 00:32:19,639 --> 00:32:20,639 That's everybody? 874 00:32:21,099 --> 00:32:22,099 That's seriously everyone? 875 00:32:22,139 --> 00:32:23,139 Are you fucking s- Kyle! 876 00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:25,420 You invited me to a party in the woods, man. 877 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,820 When you said a party in the woods, 878 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,860 I pictured enough booze to drown in. 879 00:32:29,099 --> 00:32:30,880 You know, some weed, some kush, some gas, 880 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,560 some ecstasy maybe, and 881 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:33,600 like at least... 882 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,520 Three strippers! 883 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,700 Dude it's, a party in the woods, 884 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:38,760 not a rave in Miami. 885 00:32:38,899 --> 00:32:39,800 Yeah. 886 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,300 Well why, did I bring these? 887 00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:43,360 You really broke my heart 888 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,360 with this one, Kyle. 889 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:45,700 What the fuck? 890 00:32:46,039 --> 00:32:47,940 You know what? Fuck this. 891 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,080 The vibes cooked, 892 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,440 and you dorks are the chefs. 893 00:32:50,819 --> 00:32:52,299 Thanks for nothing and uh... 894 00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:54,200 enjoy your miserable lives dorks. 895 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,200 Hey, Brandon. Uh, while you're out, can you 896 00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,500 pick up some Jello shots? 897 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000 Hey, Tiffany? 898 00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:02,060 Can you uh, 899 00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:03,060 get rotated? 900 00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:03,360 Idiot. 901 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,406 (laughing) 902 00:33:04,406 --> 00:33:05,519 Loser! 903 00:33:05,519 --> 00:33:06,519 What does that mean? 904 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:07,900 Bye, Brandon. 905 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,141 (Coyote howling) 906 00:33:12,141 --> 00:33:16,084 (fire crackling) 907 00:33:20,823 --> 00:33:23,706 (in the distance) Fucking Kyle, man. 908 00:33:23,706 --> 00:33:25,826 and his lame ass woods party. 909 00:33:25,826 --> 00:33:28,112 You could be fucking Michelle man... 910 00:33:28,112 --> 00:33:30,300 Nice going asshole... 911 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:31,791 Ahh, she's just so fucking hot, though. 912 00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:36,900 Shit. 913 00:33:37,656 --> 00:33:38,656 Fuck. 914 00:33:39,510 --> 00:33:40,510 Get lost in the woods. 915 00:33:40,550 --> 00:33:41,849 Wander off and get lost in the woods. 916 00:33:41,849 --> 00:33:43,849 Classic, Brandon. Nice move, man. 917 00:33:46,205 --> 00:33:48,333 Fuck. Alright. 918 00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:49,333 Which way? 919 00:33:49,475 --> 00:33:50,475 Left? 920 00:33:50,527 --> 00:33:51,527 Or right? 921 00:33:53,309 --> 00:33:55,273 Left? orrrr Right? 922 00:34:02,114 --> 00:34:03,114 Left it is. 923 00:34:05,191 --> 00:34:07,810 Ahhh I'm fucking done with the woods man. 924 00:34:07,810 --> 00:34:08,810 Get me the hell out of here! 925 00:34:12,033 --> 00:34:13,033 Oh. 926 00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:14,964 Holy shit. 927 00:34:16,092 --> 00:34:17,092 Hello? 928 00:34:17,303 --> 00:34:18,303 Huh. 929 00:34:19,136 --> 00:34:20,136 Uh... 930 00:34:22,998 --> 00:34:23,998 Anybody in here? 931 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,090 I'm, uh... 932 00:34:28,629 --> 00:34:30,309 I'm looking for, uh... 933 00:34:31,509 --> 00:34:32,509 the gift shop. 934 00:34:32,545 --> 00:34:33,545 (laughs) 935 00:34:34,049 --> 00:34:35,049 Or... 936 00:34:35,330 --> 00:34:36,929 I don't know, maybe a strip club. 937 00:34:39,131 --> 00:34:40,131 Hello? 938 00:34:42,929 --> 00:34:44,620 Sorry to bother you. I, uh... 939 00:34:45,310 --> 00:34:46,310 I come in peace. 940 00:34:46,310 --> 00:34:46,909 (laughs) 941 00:34:46,909 --> 00:34:47,909 You know? 942 00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:51,920 I'm coming in. 943 00:34:52,853 --> 00:34:53,754 Oh! 944 00:34:53,754 --> 00:34:54,755 PFFFF! 945 00:34:54,755 --> 00:34:55,755 Oh my God. 946 00:34:59,425 --> 00:35:00,425 Woah! 947 00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:01,860 Big spider. 948 00:35:02,739 --> 00:35:03,739 Uh... 949 00:35:04,540 --> 00:35:05,540 Anybody in here? 950 00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,079 I'm not just trying to barge into your house- 951 00:35:08,079 --> 00:35:09,079 I just... 952 00:35:09,925 --> 00:35:10,925 need some direction. 953 00:35:11,607 --> 00:35:12,663 (WHACK!) 954 00:35:16,587 --> 00:35:19,820 (groaning) 955 00:35:19,820 --> 00:35:21,469 Fuck, no! 956 00:35:21,469 --> 00:35:22,492 No! Please! 957 00:35:22,492 --> 00:35:24,537 (crying) Please!!! 958 00:35:24,537 --> 00:35:29,055 (groaning) 959 00:35:34,101 --> 00:35:36,114 (screaming) 960 00:35:36,114 --> 00:35:37,202 Mommy! 961 00:35:37,202 --> 00:35:38,290 Ahhh!!! 962 00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:18,830 (outside tent) Hey, guys. Let's do better about putting 963 00:36:18,830 --> 00:36:20,290 this fire out before we go to bed, huh? 964 00:36:24,572 --> 00:36:26,563 Good morning, what's up boss man? 965 00:36:26,563 --> 00:36:29,469 Dude I cannot catch a single fucking fish out there. 966 00:36:30,742 --> 00:36:32,374 At least there's no fish shit in it either. 967 00:36:33,713 --> 00:36:35,215 Probably has something to do with the fact that 968 00:36:35,215 --> 00:36:38,088 you're using the wrong bait. 969 00:36:38,088 --> 00:36:39,088 Kudos to you for getting up this morning and going fishing. 970 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,120 If you would have caught something, 971 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:42,380 we gotta figure out how to flay it, so. 972 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,820 Flaying a fish isn't that bad. 973 00:36:44,999 --> 00:36:46,020 It's gutting a deer that 974 00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:47,020 takes a little bit of skill. 975 00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:48,760 Can we please stop talking 976 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,220 about gutting and flaying things? 977 00:36:53,829 --> 00:36:54,950 Hey, Tiff, don't forget about all the 978 00:36:54,950 --> 00:36:56,410 fish shit you have to clean off, though. 979 00:36:56,889 --> 00:36:57,889 Don't call me Tiff. 980 00:37:01,789 --> 00:37:03,969 Morning, Julie. How'd you sleep? 981 00:37:03,969 --> 00:37:05,566 Kyle's story last night gave 982 00:37:06,836 --> 00:37:07,836 me some interesting dreams. 983 00:37:09,049 --> 00:37:10,690 Nothing really, scary though. 984 00:37:11,210 --> 00:37:12,969 So, did Brandon with her come back? 985 00:37:13,170 --> 00:37:14,170 Hell no. 986 00:37:14,769 --> 00:37:15,950 Nah, knowing him, he probably went to a 987 00:37:15,950 --> 00:37:17,250 strip club and he's still there. 988 00:37:18,049 --> 00:37:19,369 So, what are we doing today? 989 00:37:19,649 --> 00:37:21,089 Uh, anything you want, really. 990 00:37:21,549 --> 00:37:22,670 I think some of us are gonna 991 00:37:22,670 --> 00:37:23,730 go swimming, if you wanna come? 992 00:37:26,449 --> 00:37:28,649 Yeah, I think I'll just go for a walk. 993 00:37:28,969 --> 00:37:30,089 It's really beautiful out here. 994 00:37:30,449 --> 00:37:31,609 Except for the bugs. 995 00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:34,850 Well, I think that we're gonna get 996 00:37:34,850 --> 00:37:36,370 started on that swimming idea. 997 00:37:37,010 --> 00:37:38,149 I'll come with you guys. 998 00:37:40,990 --> 00:37:42,070 Kyle, are you gonna come? 999 00:37:43,390 --> 00:37:44,630 Uh, yeah, in a bit. 1000 00:37:45,850 --> 00:37:47,610 Okay. I'll see you there. 1001 00:37:49,070 --> 00:37:50,150 Alright, see ya. 1002 00:38:01,849 --> 00:38:03,289 I saw you last night. 1003 00:38:06,809 --> 00:38:08,250 Okay. I saw you too. 1004 00:38:09,469 --> 00:38:10,569 Oh, don't play stupid. 1005 00:38:11,369 --> 00:38:12,489 I saw you with Julie. 1006 00:38:13,409 --> 00:38:14,409 With... Okay. 1007 00:38:14,989 --> 00:38:16,750 I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. 1008 00:38:16,810 --> 00:38:17,950 Because if there's anything 1009 00:38:17,950 --> 00:38:18,849 that jumps out of the woods, 1010 00:38:18,849 --> 00:38:20,869 I won't protect any other girls except... 1011 00:38:20,869 --> 00:38:22,989 Jess, hold on. Wait. I'm not... 1012 00:38:23,389 --> 00:38:24,389 Jess! 1013 00:38:30,020 --> 00:38:31,060 So, uh... 1014 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,680 You really think you're gonna go for a 1015 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,319 walk instead of swimming? 1016 00:38:37,079 --> 00:38:39,059 Yeah, I mean, it's gonna be real tense 1017 00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:40,860 with Jessica, Kyle, and Julie, 1018 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,660 all in the same place. Add bikinis? 1019 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:44,900 Yeah. 1020 00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:46,000 I think I'd rather just 1021 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,380 take a walk alone. Thank you. 1022 00:38:48,819 --> 00:38:50,210 I get it. Totally fair. 1023 00:38:50,210 --> 00:38:51,760 Uh, do you want company? 1024 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,760 I'm good. Thank you. 1025 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:56,960 Sure. 1026 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,980 Yeah, this is all very over-simulating to me 1027 00:38:58,980 --> 00:39:00,799 so I would rather just be by myself. 1028 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:02,600 Alright. I get it. Cool. 1029 00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:04,299 Well, um... Have a good time. 1030 00:39:05,559 --> 00:39:06,559 You know where we'll be. 1031 00:39:06,899 --> 00:39:07,599 Okay. 1032 00:39:07,599 --> 00:39:11,110 Yeah. I'll just, um... 1033 00:39:17,699 --> 00:39:20,500 In "Much Ado About Nothing" Beatrice calls 1034 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:22,159 the Devil an old cuckold. 1035 00:39:22,159 --> 00:39:23,055 Oh, SHIT! 1036 00:39:23,055 --> 00:39:24,050 (Tire Squeals!) 1037 00:39:24,050 --> 00:39:24,714 The fuck are we doing? 1038 00:39:24,714 --> 00:39:25,610 Woah! 1039 00:39:25,610 --> 00:39:26,739 What are we doing? 1040 00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:27,739 Y'all are illiterate. 1041 00:39:27,739 --> 00:39:28,799 That's why you should be wearing a seatbelt. 1042 00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:31,059 What are we doing? You'll find out. 1043 00:39:31,059 --> 00:39:31,919 Ahhh Haaa 1044 00:39:31,919 --> 00:39:32,939 Fucking answer! 1045 00:39:32,939 --> 00:39:36,939 (laughing) 1046 00:39:36,939 --> 00:39:38,139 Fucking cocksucker. 1047 00:39:38,539 --> 00:39:39,919 Shut the fuck up, Junior. 1048 00:39:40,319 --> 00:39:41,379 Bitch what? What? 1049 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,057 Hey, we're getting out? 1050 00:39:45,057 --> 00:39:46,040 Yeah. 1051 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,040 Shit. 1052 00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:48,100 Help me Bobby. 1053 00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:49,060 Can I carry you? 1054 00:39:49,060 --> 00:39:50,060 Yeah. 1055 00:39:50,060 --> 00:39:50,630 Ooooo 1056 00:39:50,630 --> 00:39:51,126 Yeahooooo! 1057 00:39:51,126 --> 00:39:51,672 Wooo! 1058 00:39:51,672 --> 00:39:52,813 (laughing) 1059 00:39:52,813 --> 00:39:53,880 Ain't this the truck from the Slick Pig yesterday? 1060 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,860 Must belong to them big mouth city fuckers. 1061 00:39:56,140 --> 00:39:57,740 Ahhh yeah man. Fuck those guys! 1062 00:39:58,340 --> 00:39:59,680 Hey, yo, they did have some pretty hot 1063 00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:00,620 tail on them, though. 1064 00:40:00,620 --> 00:40:02,620 I'm sure they're probably out here camping. 1065 00:40:02,620 --> 00:40:04,780 H-huh huhhh man. 1066 00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:05,220 Hey, dude- 1067 00:40:05,220 --> 00:40:06,039 it must be our lucky day. 1068 00:40:06,039 --> 00:40:06,928 (gibberish) 1069 00:40:06,928 --> 00:40:07,920 I'm a- I'm gonna give you a 1070 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:08,606 scratch-off when we get back into town. 1071 00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:08,975 Hey, look, look... 1072 00:40:08,975 --> 00:40:09,719 Mhmmm. 1073 00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:10,820 I bet you a cold one later. 1074 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,440 They're somewhere out here close. 1075 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,500 What are we gonna do if we find em? 1076 00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:16,480 Well, these woods are supposed to be haunted 1077 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:17,220 so let's go get them 1078 00:40:17,220 --> 00:40:18,000 something to be scared of. 1079 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:18,649 (laughing) 1080 00:40:18,649 --> 00:40:19,300 Straight up, brother. 1081 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:20,300 Let's fucking do it. 1082 00:40:20,540 --> 00:40:21,540 Should be pretty easy 1083 00:40:21,540 --> 00:40:22,294 to snag one of em up. 1084 00:40:22,294 --> 00:40:23,200 Mmmm (snap). 1085 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,200 What about the chicks? 1086 00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:25,460 Well Bobby Joe and Sherry, 1087 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,480 they could take care of the chicks. 1088 00:40:26,539 --> 00:40:27,539 Ain't that right, girls? 1089 00:40:27,660 --> 00:40:28,920 Uh, I think Bobby Joe 1090 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,420 could do it all by herself. 1091 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:33,740 Mm-mm. 1092 00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:34,918 (kissing noises) 1093 00:40:34,918 --> 00:40:35,646 Yeah, we gotta get a pride flag up on the fuckin- 1094 00:40:35,646 --> 00:40:36,800 up on the truck, brother. 1095 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:37,800 You know I could. 1096 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:38,200 I know. 1097 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,060 You know I could! Hey! 1098 00:40:39,060 --> 00:40:39,439 HEY HEY HEY! 1099 00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:39,898 Hey, easy bitch! 1100 00:40:39,898 --> 00:40:40,340 You know I could! 1101 00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:40,577 All right. 1102 00:40:40,577 --> 00:40:41,057 (making dog noises) 1103 00:40:41,057 --> 00:40:41,640 Fuck off. 1104 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,160 Why you never kiss me like that, Earl? 1105 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:43,958 Huh? 1106 00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:44,800 You never kissed me like that. 1107 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,080 I would kiss you like that if you didn't 1108 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,080 smell like fucking beer. 1109 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:48,300 I love fucking beer. 1110 00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:49,300 Shit. is that mine or yours? 1111 00:40:50,675 --> 00:40:52,134 (music on speaker playing) 1112 00:40:52,134 --> 00:40:55,718 (laughing in the distance) 1113 00:41:05,970 --> 00:41:06,970 Hey, babe. 1114 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:08,610 I bet you'd love to do 1115 00:41:08,610 --> 00:41:09,690 some skinny dipping, huh? 1116 00:41:11,890 --> 00:41:13,210 You mean like this? 1117 00:41:16,636 --> 00:41:17,789 (laughs) 1118 00:41:17,789 --> 00:41:18,789 Not happening. 1119 00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:20,710 Aw, come on, Tiff. 1120 00:41:21,649 --> 00:41:22,669 Don't call me Tiff. 1121 00:41:26,140 --> 00:41:27,580 I don't mind skinny dipping. 1122 00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:29,339 It's what being one with 1123 00:41:29,339 --> 00:41:30,620 nature is all about, right? 1124 00:41:31,139 --> 00:41:32,440 I couldn't agree more. 1125 00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:34,699 You're really gonna do it? 1126 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,080 Sure. Why not? 1127 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,320 Hey, Kyle. 1128 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,599 Julie's going skinny dipping! 1129 00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:41,599 Oh, fuck. 1130 00:41:42,779 --> 00:41:43,779 Wait, no. 1131 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,440 No, no, no, babe. 1132 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,440 Come on. 1133 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,440 You gotta come back out 1134 00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:48,460 and do it again, please. 1135 00:41:49,559 --> 00:41:50,559 Sorry, babe. 1136 00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:52,260 Hey, Julie. 1137 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,529 It's not actually skinny 1138 00:41:53,529 --> 00:41:55,500 dipping unless you're fully naked. 1139 00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:57,940 Okay, then. 1140 00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:06,020 Well, I don't know about y'all, but I'm 1141 00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:07,020 not that comfortable. 1142 00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:09,339 But at least I know I 1143 00:42:09,339 --> 00:42:10,259 look good in this bikini. 1144 00:42:10,259 --> 00:42:11,505 (laughs) 1145 00:42:11,505 --> 00:42:12,505 Damn straight you do. 1146 00:42:19,443 --> 00:42:20,443 (glass break) 1147 00:42:28,754 --> 00:42:29,754 (twig snap) 1148 00:42:29,874 --> 00:42:32,727 Y'all, look at Earl walk. 1149 00:42:32,727 --> 00:42:34,399 (mimics a trombone sound) 1150 00:42:34,399 --> 00:42:35,154 Gotta kick in his ass. 1151 00:42:35,154 --> 00:42:36,433 (laughing) 1152 00:42:36,433 --> 00:42:38,205 That's pretty good. 1153 00:42:38,205 --> 00:42:38,992 Would y'all shut the fuck up. 1154 00:42:38,992 --> 00:42:40,239 (laughing) 1155 00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:41,239 I'm bored. 1156 00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:41,900 Shut up. 1157 00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:42,519 I wanna go home. 1158 00:42:42,519 --> 00:42:43,519 Keep moving. 1159 00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:44,199 Ahh fuck come on, man. 1160 00:42:44,199 --> 00:42:45,199 This place sucks- 1161 00:42:45,199 --> 00:42:45,687 ASS! 1162 00:42:45,687 --> 00:42:46,279 Would you- 1163 00:42:46,279 --> 00:42:46,870 Shut the fuck up Junior! 1164 00:42:46,870 --> 00:42:47,400 Shut the fuck up Junior! 1165 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,400 Shut the fuck up! 1166 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:49,550 We ain't going back 1167 00:42:49,550 --> 00:42:50,184 Gimme that fuckin hat! 1168 00:42:50,184 --> 00:42:51,320 until we find these motherfuckers 1169 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,280 and teach em a lesson! 1170 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,440 Yeah, I wanna see the fuckers 1171 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,559 who beat my cuck's ass. 1172 00:42:54,559 --> 00:42:56,679 They didn't beat my ass, Sherry! 1173 00:42:56,679 --> 00:42:58,179 That ain't what we heard. 1174 00:42:58,179 --> 00:42:58,900 Besides, if you don't 1175 00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:00,080 want me hanging up on you, 1176 00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:01,360 I know someone who does. 1177 00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:02,420 Hell, yeah. 1178 00:43:02,420 --> 00:43:03,440 (kissing noises) 1179 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,440 Would you look at these two? 1180 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,440 Yeah, I'm looking. 1181 00:43:05,860 --> 00:43:06,860 Can you keep your tongue 1182 00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:08,180 out of her mouth for two hours 1183 00:43:08,180 --> 00:43:09,700 so we can go find these motherfuckers? 1184 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:10,920 Fuck you, Earl. 1185 00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:12,260 Go fist yourself. 1186 00:43:12,559 --> 00:43:13,980 Why are you always talking about fisting? 1187 00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:15,179 Don't be a fucking prude. Cuz I like to fist. 1188 00:43:15,179 --> 00:43:17,159 Yeah, don't be a prude, Earl. 1189 00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:18,380 Shut the fuck up. 1190 00:43:18,380 --> 00:43:19,235 Why? 1191 00:43:19,235 --> 00:43:20,068 Shut the fuck up. I can't belive you. 1192 00:43:20,068 --> 00:43:20,860 Jesus, I was on your side on that one. 1193 00:43:20,860 --> 00:43:21,860 I thought we were fucking cool. 1194 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,920 No one likes you. 1195 00:43:23,099 --> 00:43:24,099 No, none of us are cool with you. 1196 00:43:24,099 --> 00:43:24,300 Why? 1197 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:25,300 Man, all you do is complain. 1198 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,380 I'm bored. 1199 00:43:27,380 --> 00:43:28,380 Shut up. 1200 00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:35,940 Hey. 1201 00:43:36,019 --> 00:43:37,019 Hey. 1202 00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:38,700 Hey, guess who I just um- 1203 00:43:38,740 --> 00:43:39,740 ran into on the trail? 1204 00:43:40,219 --> 00:43:41,219 Who? 1205 00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:42,360 Those guys from the restaurant. 1206 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,100 Oh, God. Um- 1207 00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:45,019 Are you all right? 1208 00:43:45,019 --> 00:43:46,340 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 1209 00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:47,500 I mean, they didn't see 1210 00:43:47,580 --> 00:43:48,800 me and I didn't like stay. 1211 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,260 It sounded like they were leaving 1212 00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:51,680 but I uh, I don't know. 1213 00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:52,860 Okay. 1214 00:43:52,860 --> 00:43:53,680 Well lets hope they do. 1215 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:54,360 I mean, 1216 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:55,619 it's the thing we need right now. 1217 00:43:55,619 --> 00:43:57,621 Well, if they do, Scott and I 1218 00:43:57,621 --> 00:43:58,659 can always uh, 1219 00:43:58,659 --> 00:44:00,840 Kick their ass. 1220 00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:03,719 How does that go again? 1221 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,320 Are you giving me an attitude? 1222 00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:07,580 Listen, Mr. Champion, you're not the only 1223 00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:08,580 one who knows about boxing. 1224 00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:09,960 Come over here and show me a thing or two. 1225 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:10,600 Come over there? 1226 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:10,880 Yeah. 1227 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:11,720 Come over here, motherfucker. 1228 00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:12,680 What's up? 1229 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:13,500 I'm not scared of you. 1230 00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:14,500 I- I don't know. 1231 00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:17,471 Ope- 1232 00:44:17,471 --> 00:44:18,300 Giv me- 1233 00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:19,880 Hit me with anothe one. 1234 00:44:20,019 --> 00:44:21,019 I got you. 1235 00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:22,660 Are you really going to eat those off the ground? 1236 00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:24,580 Five second rule. 1237 00:44:25,860 --> 00:44:26,860 They're clean enough. 1238 00:44:30,372 --> 00:44:31,449 There ya go. 1239 00:44:31,449 --> 00:44:32,449 Thank you. 1240 00:44:33,910 --> 00:44:36,330 All right, boys and girls, it has been 1241 00:44:36,330 --> 00:44:37,430 brought to my attention 1242 00:44:37,430 --> 00:44:38,549 that we need- 1243 00:44:38,849 --> 00:44:40,069 a group activity. 1244 00:44:41,210 --> 00:44:43,609 So I suggest, we do some hide and seek. 1245 00:44:44,825 --> 00:44:46,823 Boo. 1246 00:44:46,823 --> 00:44:47,823 Boring. 1247 00:44:48,259 --> 00:44:49,259 All right. 1248 00:44:49,779 --> 00:44:52,359 Uh, with the added motivation for some of you... 1249 00:44:53,819 --> 00:44:55,599 We'll toss some truth or dare into the mix. 1250 00:44:56,019 --> 00:44:57,159 Still boring,. 1251 00:44:57,159 --> 00:44:57,759 Nahhh. 1252 00:44:57,759 --> 00:44:58,489 Fine. 1253 00:44:58,489 --> 00:45:00,480 Uh, to spice things up- 1254 00:45:00,980 --> 00:45:02,180 We will... 1255 00:45:03,839 --> 00:45:06,220 If you're caught, the dare is to whip out 1256 00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:07,220 your titties or your dick. 1257 00:45:08,899 --> 00:45:10,100 All right. 1258 00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:11,540 I'm listening. 1259 00:45:11,660 --> 00:45:14,480 Um Jess, I uh thought you were 1260 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,600 uncomfortable showing your tits. 1261 00:45:17,079 --> 00:45:19,079 Mmm-maybe you just inspired me, Julie. 1262 00:45:19,379 --> 00:45:20,379 I'm it. 1263 00:45:20,419 --> 00:45:21,620 So who wants to be it? 1264 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:23,240 Me. 1265 00:45:23,939 --> 00:45:24,939 Jess, me. 1266 00:45:24,939 --> 00:45:25,379 Come on. 1267 00:45:25,379 --> 00:45:26,299 Oh, God. 1268 00:45:26,299 --> 00:45:26,740 Come on. 1269 00:45:26,740 --> 00:45:27,439 Make it me. 1270 00:45:27,439 --> 00:45:28,220 Me. 1271 00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:29,220 All right, Derek's it. 1272 00:45:29,220 --> 00:45:30,180 Yes! 1273 00:45:30,180 --> 00:45:31,700 I'm going to see all 1274 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,120 your titties tonight. 1275 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,600 If you find us. 1276 00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,120 I just found Tiffany. 1277 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,420 Okay, well, we haven't started yet. 1278 00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:44,900 Come on. 1279 00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,880 Okay, so how do we know when we're 1280 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:47,880 supposed to come back? 1281 00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:49,340 How about you just 1282 00:45:49,340 --> 00:45:51,440 scream when you've been found? 1283 00:45:53,098 --> 00:45:54,098 I like that. 1284 00:45:54,098 --> 00:45:54,936 We cool? 1285 00:45:54,936 --> 00:45:55,900 Yeah. 1286 00:45:55,900 --> 00:45:58,480 All right, Derek, on the count 1287 00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:59,540 of 30, you start your hunting. 1288 00:46:00,107 --> 00:46:01,107 Alright. 1289 00:46:01,914 --> 00:46:02,929 1, 2, 3, 4 1290 00:46:02,929 --> 00:46:04,829 Uhhh we haven't started yet. 1291 00:46:04,829 --> 00:46:05,529 Slow down. 1292 00:46:05,529 --> 00:46:06,610 and add a Mississippi or 1293 00:46:06,610 --> 00:46:07,690 something between those numbers. 1294 00:46:08,170 --> 00:46:09,170 Okay, okay. 1295 00:46:09,614 --> 00:46:10,849 Ok... 1296 00:46:10,849 --> 00:46:11,849 You've all been warned. 1297 00:46:12,989 --> 00:46:14,150 On the count of three. 1298 00:46:14,449 --> 00:46:15,449 Three. 1299 00:46:15,449 --> 00:46:15,950 Oh, shit. 1300 00:46:15,950 --> 00:46:16,950 One Mississippi, 1301 00:46:17,029 --> 00:46:18,310 Two big old titties. 1302 00:46:19,283 --> 00:46:20,409 Who hit me with a marshmallow? 1303 00:46:20,410 --> 00:46:21,410 Three Mississippi, 1304 00:46:22,370 --> 00:46:23,370 Four boobs. 1305 00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:24,489 This is fucking stupid. 1306 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:27,510 Five, 1307 00:46:27,510 --> 00:46:28,629 Six tatas. 1308 00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:05,030 I'm coming. 1309 00:47:05,950 --> 00:47:08,330 And I'm ready to see boobs. 1310 00:47:10,050 --> 00:47:10,990 Un-uh. 1311 00:47:10,990 --> 00:47:11,990 Un-uh. 1312 00:47:11,990 --> 00:47:12,743 (scoffs) 1313 00:47:12,743 --> 00:47:13,619 You don't think they'd 1314 00:47:13,619 --> 00:47:14,350 actually be in there, do ya? 1315 00:47:14,350 --> 00:47:15,050 Well, they might be. 1316 00:47:15,050 --> 00:47:16,050 They weren't anywhere else. 1317 00:47:16,050 --> 00:47:17,550 There's only one way we could find out. 1318 00:47:17,809 --> 00:47:18,809 Oh, my God. 1319 00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:20,590 Is this actually fucking worth it, Earl? 1320 00:47:20,590 --> 00:47:21,590 I think it's worth it. 1321 00:47:21,690 --> 00:47:24,390 I could be on my back, legs 1322 00:47:24,390 --> 00:47:25,690 in the air for you right now. 1323 00:47:25,710 --> 00:47:26,710 And we're doing this shit. 1324 00:47:26,930 --> 00:47:27,970 Stop questioning me. 1325 00:47:28,090 --> 00:47:30,230 J.R., Junior, whatever the fuck your name is? 1326 00:47:30,230 --> 00:47:32,050 I'm your brother, you fuck-head, it's Junior. 1327 00:47:32,050 --> 00:47:32,786 I don't care. 1328 00:47:32,786 --> 00:47:33,768 God damn it. 1329 00:47:33,768 --> 00:47:34,455 You'll go wherever I tell you to go. 1330 00:47:34,455 --> 00:47:35,068 I'm going round back. 1331 00:47:35,068 --> 00:47:35,755 Go around back. 1332 00:47:35,755 --> 00:47:36,271 I'll go around back. 1333 00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:36,983 Go on! 1334 00:47:36,983 --> 00:47:37,989 Go back and check then. 1335 00:47:37,989 --> 00:47:38,849 Cuz I fucking wanted to, not cuz you told me. 1336 00:47:38,849 --> 00:47:40,090 Not cuz you told me, bitch! 1337 00:47:41,289 --> 00:47:42,410 So glad he's fucking gone. 1338 00:47:42,450 --> 00:47:43,869 Now what the hell are we supposed to do? 1339 00:47:43,970 --> 00:47:44,970 What are we supposed to do? 1340 00:47:44,970 --> 00:47:45,950 I don't know. 1341 00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:48,210 If they get by us, kick them in the dick, 1342 00:47:48,210 --> 00:47:49,210 beat them with some sticks. 1343 00:47:49,290 --> 00:47:50,430 Do something, get creative. 1344 00:47:52,809 --> 00:47:54,250 You always were a brain man. 1345 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:01,320 Not right now. 1346 00:48:01,339 --> 00:48:02,480 It's not fun when he's not here. 1347 00:48:03,059 --> 00:48:04,719 Go back out there, Junior. 1348 00:48:05,139 --> 00:48:06,199 Fuck you, motherfucker. 1349 00:48:06,339 --> 00:48:08,000 You ever been in nature before? 1350 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:08,980 This shit sucks. 1351 00:48:08,980 --> 00:48:11,000 I'm getting acorns thrown at me and shit. 1352 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,175 Bugs all over my 1353 00:48:12,175 --> 00:48:12,575 (fly buzz) 1354 00:48:12,575 --> 00:48:13,639 fucking ear, man. 1355 00:48:13,639 --> 00:48:15,112 God, fuuuuuck. 1356 00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:18,860 Well... 1357 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:20,640 I'm here, asshole. 1358 00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:22,599 Guess what? 1359 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:23,800 They ain't. 1360 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:24,909 (laughing) 1361 00:48:28,199 --> 00:48:29,919 Ooh, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1362 00:48:31,199 --> 00:48:33,079 It must be my lucky day. 1363 00:48:34,715 --> 00:48:35,715 Fuck. 1364 00:48:36,284 --> 00:48:37,284 (gasp) 1365 00:48:52,581 --> 00:48:55,786 [door opens] 1366 00:49:04,102 --> 00:49:05,204 Oh I got you now, 1367 00:49:05,204 --> 00:49:06,674 you big-mouthed city fucker. 1368 00:49:14,921 --> 00:49:19,965 [grunting] 1369 00:49:21,868 --> 00:49:24,606 [snorting] 1370 00:49:29,450 --> 00:49:32,410 You know, Earl says I give the best head. 1371 00:49:33,550 --> 00:49:34,450 He just doesn't want to 1372 00:49:34,450 --> 00:49:35,489 know how I got that good. 1373 00:49:35,489 --> 00:49:36,489 (laughs) 1374 00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:39,124 Don't you go getting me wet, 1375 00:49:39,124 --> 00:49:40,786 thinking about the nasty. 1376 00:49:42,450 --> 00:49:43,470 Well you know, 1377 00:49:43,470 --> 00:49:45,370 if they're in there fucking around, 1378 00:49:45,869 --> 00:49:47,069 you can be out here fucking around. 1379 00:49:47,069 --> 00:49:47,974 Mm. 1380 00:49:47,974 --> 00:49:50,491 (kissing noises) 1381 00:49:51,900 --> 00:49:53,846 [screaming] 1382 00:49:56,899 --> 00:50:01,193 [crying] 1383 00:50:01,193 --> 00:50:01,965 (SNAP!) 1384 00:50:01,965 --> 00:50:02,636 [screaming] 1385 00:50:02,636 --> 00:50:03,636 [crying] 1386 00:50:06,159 --> 00:50:08,641 [crying] 1387 00:50:14,579 --> 00:50:17,633 [crying] 1388 00:50:19,511 --> 00:50:24,611 [screaming] 1389 00:50:32,730 --> 00:50:33,730 Ah. 1390 00:50:34,541 --> 00:50:35,541 Fuck. 1391 00:50:38,836 --> 00:50:43,902 (ominous breathing) 1392 00:50:56,583 --> 00:50:57,624 [gasp] 1393 00:50:57,624 --> 00:50:58,429 Jesus. 1394 00:50:58,429 --> 00:50:59,429 Whoa, slow down. 1395 00:50:59,429 --> 00:51:00,949 It's not worth getting hurt over hide and- 1396 00:51:00,949 --> 00:51:01,949 Shut up, shut up. 1397 00:51:01,949 --> 00:51:02,949 I just heard something. 1398 00:51:03,010 --> 00:51:04,010 What? 1399 00:51:04,670 --> 00:51:05,670 I don't hear anything. 1400 00:51:07,130 --> 00:51:08,130 It's nothing. 1401 00:51:08,730 --> 00:51:09,769 You probably heard a raccoon, 1402 00:51:10,510 --> 00:51:11,730 or one of the others hiding, 1403 00:51:12,730 --> 00:51:15,930 or it doesn't matter because I dare you 1404 00:51:15,930 --> 00:51:17,190 to show me your tits. 1405 00:51:24,019 --> 00:51:25,019 Truth it is, um... 1406 00:51:28,099 --> 00:51:29,579 You gonna sleep with Scott tonight? 1407 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:33,500 Go fuck yourself. 1408 00:51:35,934 --> 00:51:36,934 [screams] 1409 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:39,900 I'll take that as a yes. 1410 00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:55,820 She's it. 1411 00:51:57,660 --> 00:51:58,660 Tits? 1412 00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:00,100 No tits. 1413 00:52:00,376 --> 00:52:01,320 (snaps) 1414 00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:02,300 You wanna know why 1415 00:52:02,300 --> 00:52:03,300 I didn't show him my tits? 1416 00:52:05,798 --> 00:52:06,996 Cuz you have pepperoni nips? 1417 00:52:10,420 --> 00:52:11,420 One Mississippi. 1418 00:52:12,540 --> 00:52:13,640 Two Mississippi. 1419 00:52:14,100 --> 00:52:15,240 Three Mississippi! 1420 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,180 Four Mississippi. 1421 00:52:18,439 --> 00:52:20,620 Five, Kyle's tiny little dick! 1422 00:52:21,700 --> 00:52:22,700 Six. 1423 00:52:23,358 --> 00:52:25,084 Uh, big old titties. 1424 00:52:26,046 --> 00:52:27,046 Seven. 1425 00:52:29,199 --> 00:52:30,599 I fucking hate this game. 1426 00:53:04,596 --> 00:53:09,594 [silence] 1427 00:53:10,481 --> 00:53:11,481 Oh! 1428 00:53:11,729 --> 00:53:12,586 Sorry. 1429 00:53:12,586 --> 00:53:14,099 (laughs) 1430 00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:15,100 Sorry. 1431 00:53:15,319 --> 00:53:16,819 Um, I don't have my stick. 1432 00:53:18,059 --> 00:53:19,139 Sorry, Michelle. 1433 00:53:19,679 --> 00:53:20,679 Hey. 1434 00:53:20,679 --> 00:53:21,679 Hey. 1435 00:53:24,349 --> 00:53:25,349 Truth or dare? 1436 00:53:29,210 --> 00:53:30,210 Um, truth. 1437 00:53:31,930 --> 00:53:33,930 Why are you so nice to me? 1438 00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:35,670 What do you mean? 1439 00:53:37,550 --> 00:53:39,550 Well, I mean, like, you have gone out of 1440 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:40,670 your way to talk to me 1441 00:53:40,670 --> 00:53:41,730 and hang out with me when 1442 00:53:41,730 --> 00:53:42,730 the others are out, like, 1443 00:53:43,590 --> 00:53:44,730 having fun or whatever. 1444 00:53:45,830 --> 00:53:46,970 Come on, you make it sound like 1445 00:53:46,970 --> 00:53:48,170 talking to you isn't fun. 1446 00:53:50,210 --> 00:53:51,210 You know what I mean. 1447 00:53:54,250 --> 00:53:55,690 Did you think anyone lives there? 1448 00:53:58,652 --> 00:53:59,699 (scoffs) 1449 00:53:59,699 --> 00:54:03,219 I think they moved out several years ago. 1450 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:05,600 There's something kind of peaceful 1451 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:06,600 about it, though. 1452 00:54:06,879 --> 00:54:08,480 You think, you think that's peaceful? 1453 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,120 I mean, yeah, but 1454 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,240 imagine it during the day. 1455 00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:16,539 I mean, maybe a fresh coat of paint. 1456 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:18,600 New shutters. 1457 00:54:19,839 --> 00:54:20,839 New roof, maybe. 1458 00:54:20,839 --> 00:54:21,839 Okay- 1459 00:54:21,887 --> 00:54:23,079 Like less critters. 1460 00:54:23,079 --> 00:54:24,339 Okay, okay. I get it. 1461 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,100 Betcha it's real homey out here with no one 1462 00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:30,100 to bother you, though. 1463 00:54:35,199 --> 00:54:36,359 Yeah, I don't know. 1464 00:54:37,419 --> 00:54:40,519 In reality, it's creepy as hell. 1465 00:54:42,585 --> 00:54:43,599 Hmm. 1466 00:54:43,599 --> 00:54:44,279 Jesus! 1467 00:54:44,279 --> 00:54:45,260 God. 1468 00:54:45,260 --> 00:54:45,860 Hey, guys. 1469 00:54:45,860 --> 00:54:46,880 You were that close 1470 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:47,880 from getting a black eye. 1471 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:48,880 Whyyy would you do that? 1472 00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:51,139 I mean, it didn't look like you guys were 1473 00:54:51,139 --> 00:54:53,239 about to fall into each other's arms and... 1474 00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,033 fuck, so... 1475 00:54:55,033 --> 00:54:55,958 I thought I'd remind you that 1476 00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:56,958 we're playing hide and seek. 1477 00:54:57,500 --> 00:54:59,239 Did you uh, get to see his dick? 1478 00:55:01,180 --> 00:55:02,740 You had to like go out of your way 1479 00:55:02,740 --> 00:55:03,740 and scare us. Why? 1480 00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:05,654 Hmm? 1481 00:55:05,654 --> 00:55:06,654 I don't know, Michelle. 1482 00:55:07,235 --> 00:55:09,304 With the first coat of paint... 1483 00:55:09,304 --> 00:55:10,080 Some new shutters. 1484 00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,519 God, you're stupid. 1485 00:55:11,519 --> 00:55:12,599 Ow! What was that for? 1486 00:55:13,242 --> 00:55:14,242 (screams) 1487 00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:15,500 Shit. 1488 00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:16,500 (laughs) 1489 00:55:17,099 --> 00:55:19,339 So, do you think it's true? 1490 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,500 Are uh, shrimp actually bugs? 1491 00:55:23,799 --> 00:55:25,960 No. Shrimp are like, fish. 1492 00:55:27,112 --> 00:55:28,826 Hmm, interesting. 1493 00:55:31,071 --> 00:55:32,848 So, who's it? 1494 00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:35,500 I am. 1495 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000 Wait a minute. 1496 00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:40,560 Where's Kyle and Julie? 1497 00:55:41,580 --> 00:55:43,020 Maybe they didn't hear me scream, 1498 00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:44,140 we were pretty far away. 1499 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,340 No, Kyle's probably planning to pop out 1500 00:55:47,340 --> 00:55:48,340 and scare one of us. 1501 00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:49,619 Let's just get another round going. 1502 00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:52,280 I second that. 1503 00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:53,280 Are you sure? 1504 00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:54,300 Oh, absolutely. 1505 00:55:54,820 --> 00:55:56,480 He's probably hiding in that house. 1506 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,480 I mean, it was the 1507 00:55:58,480 --> 00:55:59,480 best place to hide, right? 1508 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:01,960 What house? 1509 00:56:03,179 --> 00:56:04,880 Scott and Michelle's new love nest. 1510 00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:05,880 (kissing noises) 1511 00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,880 You're such an asshole, you know that? 1512 00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:10,908 Yeah. 1513 00:56:10,908 --> 00:56:12,149 An asshole that got 1514 00:56:12,149 --> 00:56:13,149 jipped out of seeing your peps. 1515 00:56:14,420 --> 00:56:16,320 I'm gonna fuck you up right now. 1516 00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:17,125 Woah, woah, woah. 1517 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:18,420 Okay, okay. 1518 00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:20,079 Okay, so ummm, who is it again? 1519 00:56:20,900 --> 00:56:23,840 Well, it's Scott, but I was wondering, 1520 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:25,500 could I take your turn? 1521 00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:29,570 Please, take my turn. 1522 00:56:30,130 --> 00:56:31,130 Alright, great. 1523 00:56:31,330 --> 00:56:32,330 So... 1524 00:56:32,870 --> 00:56:34,250 whoever I catch first 1525 00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:35,950 gets to make me breakfast. 1526 00:56:36,864 --> 00:56:38,272 (fart noises) 1527 00:56:39,090 --> 00:56:40,090 Alright? 1528 00:56:41,030 --> 00:56:42,030 Cool. 1529 00:56:42,070 --> 00:56:43,070 Cool. 1530 00:56:44,968 --> 00:56:45,968 One. 1531 00:56:46,268 --> 00:56:47,268 Two. 1532 00:56:47,934 --> 00:56:48,934 Three. 1533 00:56:49,667 --> 00:56:50,667 Four. 1534 00:56:50,999 --> 00:56:51,999 Five. 1535 00:56:52,599 --> 00:56:53,599 Six. 1536 00:56:53,998 --> 00:56:55,231 Seven. 1537 00:56:55,231 --> 00:56:56,231 Eight. 1538 00:56:56,697 --> 00:56:58,196 Nine. 1539 00:56:58,196 --> 00:56:59,196 Ten. 1540 00:57:01,029 --> 00:57:02,861 Twenty. 1541 00:57:02,861 --> 00:57:04,327 Twenty One. 1542 00:57:04,327 --> 00:57:05,327 Twenty Two. 1543 00:57:05,893 --> 00:57:07,692 Twenty Three. 1544 00:57:07,692 --> 00:57:09,325 Twenty Four. 1545 00:57:09,325 --> 00:57:11,623 Twenty Five. 1546 00:57:11,623 --> 00:57:13,123 Twenty Six. 1547 00:57:13,123 --> 00:57:14,555 Twenty Seven. 1548 00:57:14,555 --> 00:57:16,355 Twenty Eight. 1549 00:57:16,355 --> 00:57:17,755 Twenty Nine. 1550 00:57:17,755 --> 00:57:18,755 Thirty! 1551 00:57:19,754 --> 00:57:22,486 Ready or not, here I come! 1552 00:57:23,752 --> 00:57:25,485 (screams) 1553 00:57:25,485 --> 00:57:26,983 Help! 1554 00:57:26,983 --> 00:57:27,983 Help me! 1555 00:57:28,549 --> 00:57:29,549 Derek! 1556 00:57:31,515 --> 00:57:32,714 (screams) 1557 00:58:05,334 --> 00:58:06,334 Shit. 1558 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:08,500 Whoo. 1559 00:58:11,329 --> 00:58:12,609 Uh, how did you find me? 1560 00:58:13,569 --> 00:58:14,710 I've been following you 1561 00:58:14,710 --> 00:58:15,710 since the campsite. 1562 00:58:17,089 --> 00:58:19,109 Uh, why? 1563 00:58:20,029 --> 00:58:21,230 So I can do this. 1564 00:58:22,547 --> 00:58:23,380 Mmm 1565 00:58:23,380 --> 00:58:23,980 N-no 1566 00:58:23,980 --> 00:58:24,581 Umm 1567 00:58:24,581 --> 00:58:25,213 I'm 1568 00:58:25,213 --> 00:58:26,213 Ahhhh 1569 00:58:26,213 --> 00:58:27,109 Yeah... 1570 00:58:27,109 --> 00:58:28,040 no, I c- 1571 00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:29,430 I'm sorry, I can't. 1572 00:58:30,630 --> 00:58:31,350 Jess... 1573 00:58:31,350 --> 00:58:32,370 would literally, 1574 00:58:33,430 --> 00:58:34,669 cut my balls off. 1575 00:58:35,089 --> 00:58:36,089 Actually. 1576 00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:37,929 Well, that's only if she catches us. 1577 00:58:38,735 --> 00:58:42,164 (kissing noises) 1578 00:58:42,164 --> 00:58:43,407 Plus, I'll protect your balls, for you. 1579 00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:54,179 Hey, Michelle, can I ask you something? 1580 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:55,960 Yeah? 1581 00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,559 What happened to you a few years ago? 1582 00:58:59,460 --> 00:59:00,460 What do you mean? 1583 00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:01,540 Why don't you hang 1584 00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:02,540 out with anyone anymore? 1585 00:59:03,820 --> 00:59:05,920 I don't know, I just don't feel like 1586 00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:06,960 dealing with people. 1587 00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,080 Jess said she was 1588 00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:10,160 worried about you, that's all. 1589 00:59:12,581 --> 00:59:13,720 Look, 1590 00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:15,120 I certainly don't wanna 1591 00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,120 make you feel uncomfortable, 1592 00:59:16,319 --> 00:59:17,700 but you know, I think you're really cool, 1593 00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,960 and I don't think you should have 1594 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,160 to cut yourself off like that. 1595 00:59:23,950 --> 00:59:25,049 It's a little bit more 1596 00:59:25,049 --> 00:59:26,049 complicated than that. 1597 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,560 There was this guy, 1598 00:59:32,180 --> 00:59:33,700 and I, 1599 00:59:35,439 --> 00:59:37,320 I thought that things were getting, like, 1600 00:59:37,380 --> 00:59:39,720 pretty serious between the two of us. 1601 00:59:41,949 --> 00:59:43,829 And then I found the text messages. 1602 00:59:45,949 --> 00:59:49,210 I'm sorry, that's... that's awful. 1603 00:59:51,010 --> 00:59:52,220 Yeah, the worst part was 1604 00:59:52,220 --> 00:59:53,810 just, it was my best friend. 1605 00:59:56,230 --> 00:59:57,230 Wait, Jessica? 1606 00:59:58,730 --> 00:59:59,730 It was Tiffany. 1607 01:00:04,630 --> 01:00:05,730 Derek was the guy. 1608 01:00:13,210 --> 01:00:14,310 That was the real reason 1609 01:00:14,310 --> 01:00:15,670 that I, wasn't sure 1610 01:00:15,670 --> 01:00:16,670 if I wanted to come out here. 1611 01:00:21,650 --> 01:00:23,910 I get it, I totally get it now. 1612 01:00:25,930 --> 01:00:26,930 Wow, I'm sorry. 1613 01:00:29,539 --> 01:00:31,199 You know, for what it's worth, 1614 01:00:34,050 --> 01:00:35,730 you could have any guy you wanted. 1615 01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:40,300 Okay. 1616 01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:41,440 Okay. 1617 01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:45,320 Thank you, that's very sweet of you. 1618 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:55,079 So what's your deal? 1619 01:00:57,610 --> 01:00:58,610 My deal? 1620 01:00:59,789 --> 01:01:01,750 My girlfriend, Katie, and I, 1621 01:01:04,450 --> 01:01:06,470 we've been having problems for a while, 1622 01:01:06,950 --> 01:01:07,950 and... 1623 01:01:08,850 --> 01:01:12,169 one night we had this, huge fight. 1624 01:01:16,949 --> 01:01:18,809 And when I woke up the next morning, 1625 01:01:21,750 --> 01:01:22,769 she was gone. 1626 01:01:25,150 --> 01:01:26,810 I'm so sorry, I can't, 1627 01:01:26,810 --> 01:01:29,710 I can't imagine just, being left 1628 01:01:29,710 --> 01:01:30,990 in the unknown like that. 1629 01:01:32,710 --> 01:01:34,510 Yeah, I mean, I can't 1630 01:01:34,510 --> 01:01:35,290 imagine what it's like 1631 01:01:35,290 --> 01:01:37,250 to be cheated on, so. 1632 01:01:37,250 --> 01:01:38,210 Okay, well, it's not 1633 01:01:38,210 --> 01:01:39,289 like a misery contest. 1634 01:01:39,289 --> 01:01:40,641 Okay, okay. 1635 01:01:42,122 --> 01:01:46,984 (ominous breathing) 1636 01:01:49,625 --> 01:01:55,067 (kissing sounds) 1637 01:01:55,067 --> 01:01:57,000 Ohhhh. 1638 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,639 I might finally get to see some titties. 1639 01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:32,500 Hey um, 1640 01:02:34,580 --> 01:02:36,040 what do you say after all this, 1641 01:02:36,620 --> 01:02:38,000 you and I get lunch or something? 1642 01:02:38,540 --> 01:02:39,660 I know this great taco 1643 01:02:39,660 --> 01:02:40,800 place, you like tacos, right? 1644 01:02:40,940 --> 01:02:41,940 Tacomania? 1645 01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:43,780 Yeah, wait, have you been? 1646 01:02:43,900 --> 01:02:45,719 Yeah, they have like the worst tacos. 1647 01:02:47,664 --> 01:02:48,435 Oh... 1648 01:02:48,435 --> 01:02:49,250 Well um- 1649 01:02:49,250 --> 01:02:50,789 Okay, I was just kidding. 1650 01:02:51,590 --> 01:02:53,090 That was a joke, I was kidding. 1651 01:02:53,716 --> 01:02:54,716 (lauhgs) 1652 01:02:55,190 --> 01:02:56,190 Kidding. 1653 01:02:56,190 --> 01:02:57,130 Okay. 1654 01:02:57,130 --> 01:02:57,750 Bad joke. 1655 01:02:57,750 --> 01:02:58,330 Okay. 1656 01:02:58,330 --> 01:03:00,449 Uh well, 1657 01:03:00,449 --> 01:03:01,449 It's a date then? 1658 01:03:04,230 --> 01:03:05,230 We can call it a date. 1659 01:03:07,393 --> 01:03:08,393 We'll call it a date. 1660 01:03:08,995 --> 01:03:09,995 Okay. 1661 01:03:10,597 --> 01:03:11,597 Okay. 1662 01:03:15,991 --> 01:03:18,449 Uh (coughing) Mmm Mmmmm 1663 01:03:18,449 --> 01:03:22,909 Looks like someone's feeling better. 1664 01:03:23,429 --> 01:03:24,429 All right, I, I think we 1665 01:03:24,589 --> 01:03:25,589 ought to head back to camp. 1666 01:03:25,770 --> 01:03:27,410 Either Tiffany's completely given up 1667 01:03:27,410 --> 01:03:29,250 or she sucks at this game. 1668 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:38,280 So... 1669 01:03:39,220 --> 01:03:40,580 we keep losing people. 1670 01:03:40,780 --> 01:03:42,220 Do you think that maybe we 1671 01:03:42,220 --> 01:03:43,500 should play a different game? 1672 01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:45,540 Okay, how about when we 1673 01:03:45,540 --> 01:03:46,980 get back to camp, we'll... 1674 01:03:46,980 --> 01:03:47,980 fuck! 1675 01:03:50,860 --> 01:03:51,860 Shit. 1676 01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:54,460 Jess, Jess, Jess. 1677 01:03:54,679 --> 01:03:55,679 Oh, God. 1678 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:56,800 Shit. 1679 01:03:57,900 --> 01:03:58,620 Um. 1680 01:03:58,620 --> 01:04:00,280 Yeah, no, I, I, I... 1681 01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:01,280 I fucked up. 1682 01:04:01,579 --> 01:04:03,619 She found me out here and... 1683 01:04:03,980 --> 01:04:04,880 seduced me. 1684 01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:05,599 and- 1685 01:04:05,599 --> 01:04:06,152 Kyle. 1686 01:04:06,152 --> 01:04:06,840 I'm sorry. 1687 01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:07,760 I'm gonna kill you later. 1688 01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:08,600 I am so- 1689 01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:09,600 fuck, man. 1690 01:04:09,619 --> 01:04:10,619 Julie! 1691 01:04:10,619 --> 01:04:11,560 Do you mind if I pull 1692 01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:12,680 you for a chat really fast? 1693 01:04:13,860 --> 01:04:14,860 Yeah. 1694 01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:17,400 Jess. 1695 01:04:18,779 --> 01:04:19,779 Jess. 1696 01:04:23,739 --> 01:04:24,839 We, we should get out of here. 1697 01:04:24,839 --> 01:04:26,179 Should I? Should I go with- 1698 01:04:26,179 --> 01:04:27,639 No, come on, let's, let's go to camp, come on. 1699 01:04:28,059 --> 01:04:29,059 Jess. 1700 01:04:29,059 --> 01:04:30,059 Come on. 1701 01:04:34,699 --> 01:04:36,699 Do I go with you guys, or? 1702 01:04:37,879 --> 01:04:38,879 Okay. 1703 01:04:40,619 --> 01:04:42,779 I swear, I swear, I didn't... 1704 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:44,599 I didn't mean to. 1705 01:04:44,599 --> 01:04:45,599 I mean... 1706 01:04:46,679 --> 01:04:47,679 She... 1707 01:04:47,679 --> 01:04:48,220 Kyle- 1708 01:04:48,220 --> 01:04:49,759 She touched me the last time I-- 1709 01:04:49,759 --> 01:04:50,439 Jesus Christ. 1710 01:04:50,439 --> 01:04:51,939 Oh my God! 1711 01:04:52,299 --> 01:04:53,560 Tell me you know something about this. 1712 01:04:54,919 --> 01:04:55,980 Wait, is she okay? 1713 01:04:58,980 --> 01:04:59,980 Oh. 1714 01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:00,753 (GASP!) 1715 01:05:00,753 --> 01:05:02,130 Oh my God! 1716 01:05:02,130 --> 01:05:03,071 (screams) 1717 01:05:03,071 --> 01:05:04,071 OH!!! 1718 01:05:04,112 --> 01:05:05,154 (screams) 1719 01:05:07,809 --> 01:05:10,109 Kyle, why is Tiffany's body in your tent? 1720 01:05:10,169 --> 01:05:11,169 Did you kill her!? 1721 01:05:11,169 --> 01:05:12,169 I don't know, I don't. 1722 01:05:12,969 --> 01:05:15,109 You don't know, Kyle!? 1723 01:05:15,309 --> 01:05:17,250 Kyle, look at me, right now. 1724 01:05:17,369 --> 01:05:19,730 Tell me, tell me you didn't do this. 1725 01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:23,960 No, I didn't. 1726 01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:24,960 No, I didn't do it. 1727 01:05:25,874 --> 01:05:26,720 I was hiding in the, in the woods. 1728 01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:28,060 And I, 1729 01:05:28,060 --> 01:05:28,560 oh fuck. 1730 01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:29,940 No, I, I uh, I 1731 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:31,860 I saw something. 1732 01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:34,360 I saw someone or something. 1733 01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:35,680 I thought it was, a bear. 1734 01:05:35,900 --> 01:05:37,740 A bear, Kyle!? Come on! 1735 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:39,039 I didn't fucking kill her, Michelle! 1736 01:05:39,039 --> 01:05:40,140 (arrow sound) 1737 01:05:40,140 --> 01:05:41,199 (gurgling) 1738 01:05:41,199 --> 01:05:42,199 God! 1739 01:05:42,688 --> 01:05:43,454 Come on! 1740 01:05:43,454 --> 01:05:44,454 (screaming) 1741 01:05:44,854 --> 01:05:45,854 (screaming) Oh my God. 1742 01:05:46,014 --> 01:05:47,014 (gasping) 1743 01:05:47,885 --> 01:05:49,659 Wait no, no this isn't gonna protect us. 1744 01:05:49,659 --> 01:05:51,019 This isn't gonna protect us! 1745 01:05:52,399 --> 01:05:53,480 We need to find the others, okay? 1746 01:05:53,679 --> 01:05:55,239 We need to get the fuck out of here! 1747 01:05:57,699 --> 01:05:58,939 Wait, wait, hold on. 1748 01:05:58,939 --> 01:05:59,755 Hold on. 1749 01:05:59,755 --> 01:06:00,863 No, no, no, Michelle. 1750 01:06:00,863 --> 01:06:02,030 Miche- 1751 01:06:02,030 --> 01:06:03,809 (gasping) 1752 01:06:03,809 --> 01:06:04,809 Michelle. 1753 01:06:04,809 --> 01:06:06,009 (gurgling) 1754 01:06:06,009 --> 01:06:07,009 Michelle. 1755 01:06:07,009 --> 01:06:08,016 (screaming) 1756 01:06:08,016 --> 01:06:09,561 (groaning) 1757 01:06:09,561 --> 01:06:11,409 Jess, no, get down! 1758 01:06:11,409 --> 01:06:12,409 Oh my God, oh my God. 1759 01:06:13,130 --> 01:06:13,629 Kyle! 1760 01:06:13,629 --> 01:06:15,059 (gasping) 1761 01:06:15,059 --> 01:06:16,059 Kyle. 1762 01:06:17,469 --> 01:06:18,549 I don't know what to do- 1763 01:06:18,690 --> 01:06:19,690 I don't know what to do! 1764 01:06:19,690 --> 01:06:20,451 (arrow sound) 1765 01:06:20,451 --> 01:06:21,246 (screaming) 1766 01:06:21,246 --> 01:06:22,504 (heavy breathing) 1767 01:06:22,504 --> 01:06:23,995 Jess, go. 1768 01:06:23,995 --> 01:06:24,789 He was mine. 1769 01:06:24,789 --> 01:06:25,809 We gotta go. 1770 01:06:25,809 --> 01:06:26,535 He was mine. 1771 01:06:26,535 --> 01:06:27,535 Come on. 1772 01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:31,280 Michelle? 1773 01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:32,480 I'm okay! 1774 01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:35,740 Jessica, hey, listen to me. 1775 01:06:35,980 --> 01:06:36,980 Hey, listen. 1776 01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:38,680 Where's Julie? 1777 01:06:39,260 --> 01:06:40,880 She, she got really pissed at me 1778 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,400 and she stormed off down the trail. 1779 01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:44,560 It's the last time I saw her. 1780 01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:47,958 (crying) 1781 01:06:47,958 --> 01:06:48,618 Okay, come on. 1782 01:06:48,618 --> 01:06:49,618 Look, hey! Listen to me. 1783 01:06:50,060 --> 01:06:51,140 Whoever's out there isn't going to be 1784 01:06:51,140 --> 01:06:52,360 in the same spot for too long. 1785 01:06:52,420 --> 01:06:53,420 We have to move. 1786 01:06:53,460 --> 01:06:54,860 (heavy breathing) 1787 01:06:54,860 --> 01:06:56,279 Look, alright, on the count of three, alright? 1788 01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:57,880 Stay with me, okay? 1789 01:06:58,040 --> 01:06:59,040 We can do this. 1790 01:06:59,790 --> 01:07:00,790 One... 1791 01:07:01,410 --> 01:07:02,410 Two... 1792 01:07:03,824 --> 01:07:04,824 Three, come on! 1793 01:07:06,702 --> 01:07:08,322 (heavy breathing) 1794 01:07:08,322 --> 01:07:10,074 (footsteps approaching) 1795 01:07:10,074 --> 01:07:11,074 Hey. 1796 01:07:13,115 --> 01:07:14,115 Hey, it's ok... 1797 01:07:14,142 --> 01:07:15,267 Oh, thank god- 1798 01:07:15,267 --> 01:07:16,267 Are you okay? 1799 01:07:16,648 --> 01:07:17,648 Hey, we're good. 1800 01:07:17,648 --> 01:07:18,283 We're good, we're good. 1801 01:07:18,283 --> 01:07:19,052 Okay. 1802 01:07:19,052 --> 01:07:20,052 We're gonna have to split up, okay? 1803 01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:21,700 Wait, wait. 1804 01:07:23,767 --> 01:07:24,485 (gasps) 1805 01:07:24,485 --> 01:07:25,002 Look, look, 1806 01:07:25,002 --> 01:07:25,520 Look, look, 1807 01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:26,150 Look, look, 1808 01:07:26,150 --> 01:07:26,780 I found Kyle's keys. 1809 01:07:26,780 --> 01:07:27,780 Okay, perfect, okay. 1810 01:07:27,820 --> 01:07:30,520 Listen, take Jessica, get to the car, 1811 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,120 drive to town and get help, all right? 1812 01:07:32,180 --> 01:07:33,460 I'm gonna go find Julie and Derek. 1813 01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:34,560 We're gonna get out of here, okay? 1814 01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:36,360 She can't leave us. 1815 01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:37,360 You have a better idea? 1816 01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:41,600 Yeah, okay, you guys got this. 1817 01:07:41,900 --> 01:07:43,019 I'm gonna go find Julie and Derek. 1818 01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:45,982 (crying) 1819 01:07:45,982 --> 01:07:46,649 Hey, hey- 1820 01:07:46,649 --> 01:07:48,550 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 1821 01:07:48,950 --> 01:07:50,510 Breathe, breathe, breathe. 1822 01:07:51,210 --> 01:07:52,210 Breathe... 1823 01:07:52,210 --> 01:07:53,310 Breath, we're gonna be okay. 1824 01:07:53,750 --> 01:07:54,750 We're gonna be okay. 1825 01:07:54,890 --> 01:07:55,890 We're gonna be okay. 1826 01:07:55,890 --> 01:07:56,890 (crying) 1827 01:08:10,037 --> 01:08:12,643 (breathing heavily) 1828 01:08:23,854 --> 01:08:24,854 Fuck. 1829 01:08:26,427 --> 01:08:31,439 (breathing heavily) 1830 01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:32,600 Oh, God. 1831 01:08:34,904 --> 01:08:36,123 Oh, fuck. 1832 01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:38,440 Oh. 1833 01:08:39,152 --> 01:08:40,963 What the hell are you doing here? 1834 01:08:41,883 --> 01:08:42,873 I thought you were with Jess and- 1835 01:08:42,873 --> 01:08:43,762 Is that Brandon? 1836 01:08:43,762 --> 01:08:44,915 (breathing heavily) 1837 01:08:44,915 --> 01:08:45,771 Yeah. 1838 01:08:45,771 --> 01:08:46,660 Oh my God. 1839 01:08:46,660 --> 01:08:47,384 That's Brandon. 1840 01:08:47,384 --> 01:08:48,384 Oh my God. 1841 01:08:49,689 --> 01:08:50,689 Where's Jessica? 1842 01:08:50,690 --> 01:08:51,690 Um... 1843 01:08:51,690 --> 01:08:52,760 I, I left her in the car. 1844 01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:53,590 I told her to lock the doors 1845 01:08:53,590 --> 01:08:54,870 and that, and that I would come back. 1846 01:08:54,870 --> 01:08:55,550 What the hell, you're 1847 01:08:55,550 --> 01:08:56,550 supposed to be going to get help? 1848 01:08:56,609 --> 01:08:57,609 The tires are flat! 1849 01:08:58,310 --> 01:08:59,310 Fuck! 1850 01:09:00,630 --> 01:09:01,110 Uh- 1851 01:09:01,110 --> 01:09:02,610 Kyle he, he took all of our phones 1852 01:09:02,710 --> 01:09:03,710 he put em in a bag. 1853 01:09:03,710 --> 01:09:04,244 Uh, wh- 1854 01:09:04,244 --> 01:09:04,807 Y- 1855 01:09:04,807 --> 01:09:05,510 Do y- 1856 01:09:05,510 --> 01:09:06,298 Where are the- 1857 01:09:06,298 --> 01:09:07,396 Where are the phones? 1858 01:09:07,396 --> 01:09:08,324 They're not there, I couldn't find em. 1859 01:09:08,324 --> 01:09:09,000 Does he have a cell phone? 1860 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,000 Did ya check? 1861 01:09:10,953 --> 01:09:12,366 Go ch-please check. 1862 01:09:12,366 --> 01:09:13,366 Just. 1863 01:09:15,029 --> 01:09:16,029 I don't. 1864 01:09:18,644 --> 01:09:20,092 (sighing) 1865 01:09:26,009 --> 01:09:27,881 (gagging) 1866 01:09:33,470 --> 01:09:34,470 (coughing) 1867 01:09:36,724 --> 01:09:38,500 Mmm Mmm (No) 1868 01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:39,500 Okay, so what do we do? 1869 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,040 I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 1870 01:09:44,420 --> 01:09:45,420 We're gonna go find Julie. 1871 01:09:45,639 --> 01:09:46,639 We're gonna find Derek. 1872 01:09:48,460 --> 01:09:50,078 We're gonna get back to that car 1873 01:09:50,078 --> 01:09:51,078 and four flat tires are not, 1874 01:09:51,259 --> 01:09:52,339 we're gonna get the hell out of here. 1875 01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:55,578 Come on, let's go, come on. 1876 01:09:56,158 --> 01:09:57,158 Come on! 1877 01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,160 Are we really gonna go in there? 1878 01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:07,140 It can't be much safer in 1879 01:10:07,140 --> 01:10:08,220 there than it is out here, right? 1880 01:10:09,540 --> 01:10:10,540 Do you really think 1881 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,640 Julie would go in there? 1882 01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:14,640 I mean, if she was forced to. 1883 01:10:16,414 --> 01:10:17,414 Fuck. 1884 01:10:18,925 --> 01:10:20,532 Come on, come on. 1885 01:11:08,742 --> 01:11:09,742 Julie? 1886 01:11:11,220 --> 01:11:12,220 Derek? 1887 01:11:25,997 --> 01:11:26,997 Come on. 1888 01:11:30,149 --> 01:11:31,149 Come on. 1889 01:11:34,317 --> 01:11:39,352 (heavy breathing) 1890 01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:43,520 Derek. 1891 01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:44,601 Shh. 1892 01:11:44,601 --> 01:11:45,601 Julie. 1893 01:11:46,350 --> 01:11:47,350 Guys. 1894 01:12:00,127 --> 01:12:01,127 (twig snap) 1895 01:12:07,190 --> 01:12:08,249 There's somebody out there. 1896 01:12:09,630 --> 01:12:10,630 Is it Julie? 1897 01:12:14,477 --> 01:12:16,500 (door creaks) 1898 01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:17,780 I know you're in there 1899 01:12:17,860 --> 01:12:18,860 you son of a bitch! 1900 01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:20,900 You're gonna pay 1901 01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:22,420 for what you did to my family 1902 01:12:22,420 --> 01:12:24,140 and what you did to me and 1903 01:12:24,140 --> 01:12:25,260 what you did to my daughter! 1904 01:12:25,260 --> 01:12:26,260 (branch snap) 1905 01:12:38,326 --> 01:12:39,531 (grunting) 1906 01:12:40,784 --> 01:12:42,521 Shh, shh. 1907 01:12:44,834 --> 01:12:48,016 (grunting) 1908 01:12:48,016 --> 01:12:52,307 (grunting) 1909 01:13:11,013 --> 01:13:12,364 (gasping) 1910 01:13:51,464 --> 01:13:52,718 (thud) 1911 01:13:54,790 --> 01:14:01,058 (screaming) 1912 01:14:01,058 --> 01:14:02,071 Oh my god. 1913 01:14:03,613 --> 01:14:10,556 (crying) 1914 01:14:14,559 --> 01:14:15,559 Fuck! 1915 01:14:15,940 --> 01:14:16,899 Quick, quick, quick, 1916 01:14:16,899 --> 01:14:17,238 get in here, get in here. 1917 01:14:17,238 --> 01:14:18,238 Go, go! 1918 01:14:19,945 --> 01:14:20,872 Oh. 1919 01:14:20,872 --> 01:14:21,872 Oh god. 1920 01:14:22,180 --> 01:14:23,180 Oh- 1921 01:14:24,241 --> 01:14:25,241 That's Derek. 1922 01:14:25,378 --> 01:14:26,378 Oh god. 1923 01:14:30,701 --> 01:14:31,628 Scott, we're gonna die. 1924 01:14:31,628 --> 01:14:32,628 Fuck, it's blocked. 1925 01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:36,296 (crying) 1926 01:14:36,296 --> 01:14:36,845 Michelle... 1927 01:14:36,845 --> 01:14:37,845 Get in. 1928 01:14:38,179 --> 01:14:39,179 Um... 1929 01:14:39,348 --> 01:14:40,348 Corner, get in the corner, get down in the corner. 1930 01:14:42,077 --> 01:14:43,143 Are you kidding me? 1931 01:14:43,143 --> 01:14:44,143 There's gotta be- 1932 01:14:44,639 --> 01:14:45,566 Perfect. 1933 01:14:45,566 --> 01:14:46,519 Here, take this. 1934 01:14:46,519 --> 01:14:47,440 Okay... 1935 01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:48,440 keep it on the door, on the door. 1936 01:14:55,892 --> 01:14:58,189 (crying) 1937 01:14:59,319 --> 01:15:00,319 Okay. 1938 01:15:15,123 --> 01:15:16,123 (crack) 1939 01:15:22,077 --> 01:15:25,171 (metal scraping on wall) 1940 01:15:25,171 --> 01:15:29,663 (gasping) 1941 01:15:42,306 --> 01:15:43,306 Jessica? 1942 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,800 You are so scared. 1943 01:15:49,399 --> 01:15:50,500 What are you doing? 1944 01:15:50,900 --> 01:15:51,900 You didn't think I was 1945 01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:53,020 gonna wait in the car... 1946 01:15:54,259 --> 01:15:55,639 miss all the fun, did you? 1947 01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:00,120 Kyle's dead. 1948 01:16:01,530 --> 01:16:02,530 Brandon. 1949 01:16:02,750 --> 01:16:04,670 Julie, Tiffany, Derek. 1950 01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:05,949 Oh, come on, Michelle. 1951 01:16:07,090 --> 01:16:07,830 Let's not pretend 1952 01:16:07,830 --> 01:16:09,370 we're gonna miss those last two, huh? 1953 01:16:09,970 --> 01:16:11,689 (laughing) 1954 01:16:12,949 --> 01:16:14,470 You killed all of them. 1955 01:16:18,549 --> 01:16:20,445 You sound just like my mother, you know? 1956 01:16:21,794 --> 01:16:22,951 She's the only kid I have. 1957 01:16:23,755 --> 01:16:24,847 Oh my God. 1958 01:16:26,517 --> 01:16:27,578 You know, I thought 1959 01:16:27,578 --> 01:16:28,578 she'd actually be grateful. 1960 01:16:29,344 --> 01:16:32,236 That I killed, that abusive piece of shit. 1961 01:16:38,726 --> 01:16:40,975 But instead, she looked at 1962 01:16:40,975 --> 01:16:43,257 me like I was the monster. 1963 01:16:43,257 --> 01:16:44,478 Daisy! 1964 01:16:44,478 --> 01:16:45,699 So I figured she had to go too-- 1965 01:16:45,699 --> 01:16:47,019 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1966 01:16:47,379 --> 01:16:51,439 No way, were they gonna be able to raise him! 1967 01:16:51,439 --> 01:16:52,633 What the hell is wrong with you? 1968 01:16:52,633 --> 01:16:55,311 So I took matters into my own hands. 1969 01:16:55,311 --> 01:16:56,311 What the fuck!? 1970 01:16:58,900 --> 01:17:00,049 Even found a way to hide him, 1971 01:17:00,049 --> 01:17:00,920 when people came looking. 1972 01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:02,223 The campfire story... 1973 01:17:06,172 --> 01:17:07,239 You're Daisy Wallace. 1974 01:17:07,239 --> 01:17:08,239 Oh. 1975 01:17:08,239 --> 01:17:12,893 (laughing) 1976 01:17:19,300 --> 01:17:20,240 I haven't been called 1977 01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:22,940 that name, in a long time. 1978 01:17:27,450 --> 01:17:29,389 After they found Mom and Dad, 1979 01:17:29,490 --> 01:17:30,770 they shipped me off to-- 1980 01:17:31,842 --> 01:17:33,109 (whistling) 1981 01:17:33,110 --> 01:17:34,190 Crazy hospital! 1982 01:17:34,190 --> 01:17:36,330 where they pumped me full of meds 1983 01:17:36,330 --> 01:17:38,190 and called me a schizo! 1984 01:17:39,030 --> 01:17:40,030 Anyway... 1985 01:17:40,170 --> 01:17:41,549 got out of there when I was 18 1986 01:17:41,549 --> 01:17:43,730 and came right on back home, 1987 01:17:43,730 --> 01:17:45,610 to baby brother. 1988 01:17:47,383 --> 01:17:48,772 Cuz he survived. 1989 01:17:49,836 --> 01:17:51,773 Can you believe that? 1990 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,320 So I got older... 1991 01:17:55,300 --> 01:17:56,600 baby brother got bigger. 1992 01:17:59,380 --> 01:18:00,880 And we found plenty of ways to keep 1993 01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:01,920 ourselves entertained. 1994 01:18:03,119 --> 01:18:04,119 For example, 1995 01:18:05,808 --> 01:18:08,511 luring people into the woods. 1996 01:18:10,585 --> 01:18:13,772 And chopping them up 1997 01:18:13,772 --> 01:18:18,404 into itty bitty pieces! 1998 01:18:18,404 --> 01:18:19,755 (grunt) 1999 01:18:21,251 --> 01:18:26,222 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 2000 01:18:27,573 --> 01:18:29,601 (stab sound) 2001 01:18:29,601 --> 01:18:33,750 (crying) 2002 01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:40,363 (panting) 2003 01:18:44,851 --> 01:18:45,851 (thud) 2004 01:18:49,435 --> 01:18:54,406 (breathing heavily) 2005 01:18:54,406 --> 01:18:56,048 Come on. 2006 01:19:00,294 --> 01:19:05,121 (panting) 2007 01:19:36,007 --> 01:19:43,007 (panting) 2008 01:19:51,065 --> 01:19:52,065 So. 2009 01:19:57,532 --> 01:19:58,546 Tacomania? 2010 01:20:01,006 --> 01:20:03,082 (laughing) 2011 01:20:03,082 --> 01:20:04,385 (ominous breathing) 2012 01:20:04,385 --> 01:20:08,921 (ominous breathing) 2013 01:20:08,921 --> 01:20:09,921 Yeah. 2014 01:20:10,996 --> 01:20:13,169 Tacomania. 2015 01:20:13,169 --> 01:20:15,292 (laughing) 2016 01:20:15,292 --> 01:20:16,595 (chainsaw starts) 2017 01:20:16,595 --> 01:20:18,285 (ominous breathing) 2018 01:20:18,285 --> 01:20:25,285 (screaming) 115860