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Tell you what, mate, on the house.
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Thanks.
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You're having a party?
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Ah, nothing to do with me.
Eddie took the booking.
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Reckons it's worth ten grand.
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Denny, boy, bitter's off.
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So, this is how it is now?
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Well, they got the settlement
to the judge
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before I realised what I'd signed.
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It's all in the courts now.
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So until you sort it out,
they're just...
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Here.
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They're here.
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All the time.
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Gonna try and brighten the place up
a bit, Ed.
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It's so drab in here.
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Oh. Hello.
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Go on, then. Who's dead?
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Actually, I just came to say hello.
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OK. Bit weird.
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I just thought, recently, maybe,
you haven't been yourself.
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Whatever gave you that idea?
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You know, if you ever need to
speak to anyone...
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Didn't know you cared.
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I don't. I meant Jesus.
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HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY
# Ole, Ole... ♪
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Oh, I love this one!
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Come on, Eddie. Let's dance.
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Ah...
Come on!
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♪ Ole, Ole... ♪
Oof!
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♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot... ♪
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Hoo-hoo!
HE CHUCKLES
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♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot... ♪
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I'm just saying...
I know how hard this must be.
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If there's anything I can do...
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♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot... ♪
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Do you know anyone
that can have a man killed?
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That's not funny.
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I'm joking.
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I'd do it myself.
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♪ Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole
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♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot
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♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot
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♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot
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♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot. ♪
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Oh, hi. Didn't see you there.
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I was just, er, reading this book.
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I am meeting Angela
in a bar round the corner,
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so I am just practising
talking in English.
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But please don't ask me
about Angela.
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I can't tell you anything.
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OK.
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She's a dental assistant
from Coventry.
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Big city in the UK.
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She has a boyfriend,
but she's thinking of leaving him.
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HE SCOFFS
No, no, no, no, no.
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She's on holiday. It wouldn't last.
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Although I suppose we could Zoom.
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You like her, Jesus?
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She's OK.
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I met her in a bar last night,
and we had, erm, you know...
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STUTTERS
You know...
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Er... sex.
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Oh, sex.
HE CHUCKLES
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Yes. Full sex.
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So now you're going
to see her again,
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and you think you might impress her
if she sees you reading a book by...
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Jeffrey Archer.
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He is the Lord.
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A lord, I think.
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A-A lord. A lord.
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Well, good luck with that.
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Den?
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Den.
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Dennis.
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Dennis.
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I need a plug
for the karaoke machine.
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Did you take the batteries
out of the remote?
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Needs must, my friend.
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I've decided the time is nigh
for me to write my autobiography.
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CLEARS THROAT
Chapter one.
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I was born in a gypsy camp
just outside of Northampton
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sometime in the late '50s.
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Eddie, where shall I put this cake?
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Er, well,
just stick it on the bar for now.
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So, whose party is this?
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I've told you.
Yeah. Tell me again.
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Just a few associates of mine,
friends, good people.
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Oh, well,
that's obviously bollocks
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cos none of your associates
are good people,
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and you don't have any friends.
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You know, cynicism
will send you to an early grave.
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Eddie knows these people, Dennis.
They're big drinkers.
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Well, you better hope so,
or I'll kick them out and open up.
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So, what is it, a birthday?
No, my beautiful darling.
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It's just a little leaving party
for an old friend.
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Course, I've never mined
uranium before.
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I was 15 years old.
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But I was tall for my age,
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and they never sweat the small stuff
in Kazakhstan.
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Why are you doing this just now?
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I've received fair warning
from the Reaper, my friend.
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I gotta think about my legacy.
What, you ill?
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Me? I'm in peak physical condition.
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But today, I...
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...I witnessed something
deeply disturbing.
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A black dog walked backwards
across my path.
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Death is near.
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Is that what that means?
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Black dog. Black Shuck.
The Beast's beast.
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Backwards dog.
What's "dog" backwards?
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God.
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God is retreating, making space for
Death to choose a soul, my friend.
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You sure, it didn't just have worms
or something?
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Would that it were so.
CHUCKLES DRYLY
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So you think
that Death is coming for you?
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I didn't say that.
Could be any one of us.
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But he will come.
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By midnight.
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Hm. Well,
as long as he buys a drink.
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SIGHS DEEPLY
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OK, my darlings,
I'm gonna love you and leave you.
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You're going out?
Just meeting up with the girls.
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The girls?
You've been in Benidorm a week.
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You know I always make friends
wherever I go.
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No, no, no, you want half the pub,
you can do half the work.
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Dennis...
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We've got a do on.
I'll get you an apron.
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Stop. Please. Stop it.
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I'm sorry, darling.
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I am.
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KNOCKING ON DOOR
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Right. They are here.
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LAUGHTER
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Now, who here would like to see
a little magic trick?
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Here we go.
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I have here
an honest to goodness one euro coin.
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You've never had an honest euro
in your life.
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I am placing this one euro coin
on the table,
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and I'm covering it with this hat.
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He is magic.
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He's made his hair disappear.
HE LAUGHS
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What...? What's he doing?
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One of his scams, Ray.
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Now, I bet
any one of you good gentleman
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I can turn that coin from heads
to tails without touching that hat.
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Bollocks!
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Stump up or shut up.
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Fifty notes.
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I wouldn't trust you
as far as Ray can throw you.
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What's that?
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I'm saying
you're a decrepit old bastard, Ray.
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Oh, yeah.
CHUCKLES
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Same again, my lovely.
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Oh, it's all right, sweetheart.
Save on the washing up.
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Now I know why you were so keen
to get your hands on this place.
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This your gateway
to the Costa del Crime.
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There's that cynicism again.
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Don't take me for a dickhead.
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I've seen you putting
this whole thing together
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on that cheap burner phone of yours
to cover your tracks.
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Those men are crooks.
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Dennis, they're just businessmen.
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Ray was in security,
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Gav made his money
in car-boot sales,
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and Ricky owns
a chain of beauty parlours.
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Whoopty-shit.
Harold Shipman was a doctor.
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You've filled my pub full
of gangsters.
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Except you haven't.
There's only three of them.
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Is there anyone else still to come?
KNOCKING ON DOOR
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Well, there you go. Stan's here.
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Hm, suppose Stan's just an innocent,
hardworking bloke as well.
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What is he, a cheery
local ice cream man? A clown?
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Do you know, I wouldn't be calling
Stan Grainger a clown if I were you.
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Wait, wait. Stan Grainger,
who did ten years for armed robbery?
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You know him?
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Know him? I put him away.
KNOCKING ON DOOR
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What you talking about?
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I was the key witness
at his trial.
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It was my evidence
that sent him down.
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Well, what do you know? Small world.
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What does he know about me?
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Nothing. I told him
this was my place.
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Eddie, if he recognises me,
I'm a dead man walking.
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He won't recognise you.
It's been 30 years.
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You had that crap tash in the '80s.
KNOCKING ON DOOR
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Stan, good to see you, mate.
Come on in.
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Sorry I'm late.
I was out on the course.
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No worries. No worries at all, Stan.
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Who's this?
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This is just, er, the barman, Den...
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Denzel. My name's Denzel.
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Like Denzel Washington.
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Well... nice to meet you, Denzel.
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Yeah, nice place, Eddie.
Thank you, Stan, yeah.
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I mean, it's not much,
but it is mine, you know.
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Hello, lads.
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HE CLEARS THROAT,
LAUGHTER
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You need to go.
What?
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Go on. Go home. I don't need you.
It's my shift.
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I'll pay for your shift.
I can handle this.
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No.
Look, don't be stupid.
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Don't call me stupid.
I don't wanna go.
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OK, you're sacked. Get out.
What?!
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I'm the manager.
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Eddie and Tiff are here.
One of them can be the licensee.
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Look, here's a month's wages.
What's...? What's happening?
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You're being sacked.
Now get out. You're trespassing.
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Dennis...
I don't need you any more.
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SIGHS DEEPLY
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What can I get you?
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I'll have a lager.
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You never stop worrying,
do you, eh? Kids.
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Oh, she's not my daughter.
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I know.
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We're gonna need a knife.
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A knife?
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For the cake.
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Ah, right, yeah.
No problem. Knife...
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Oh, come on, Denzel.
You can do better than that.
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There you go.
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Put it down next to the cake for me,
would you? Stick it over there.
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Lovely.
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All ready for our big surprise, eh?
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DENNIS SIGHS
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MAN GRUNTS
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GRUNTS,
GROANS
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GRUNTS,
GROANS
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♪ I'm broke and broken-hearted... ♪
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Weapons-grade.
The Russians use 'em.
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You can blind a man from half a mile
with one of these.
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I'm a hairdresser, Gav.
Why would I wanna blind anyone?
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So they can't see
what you've done with their hair.
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LAUGHTER
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Denny boy! Come and join us.
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I think I might be
in a bit of trouble here.
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It walks amongst us.
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Where's this guest of honour?
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Only way to see off Beelzebub...
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EXHALES DEEPLY
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...get it pissed.
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SCOFFS
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♪ Then left me alone... ♪
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Gentlemen, custom has it the father
of the house provides the drinks.
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What's this?
Aguardiente.
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Made in the finest local bathtubs.
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All right.
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Well, I'll drink to that.
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I have but one stipulation.
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You match me drink for drink.
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CHUCKLING
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♪ I'm broke and broken-hearted... ♪
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00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,279
Are you with me?
254
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,920
Do our best, eh.
Skol!
255
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,360
♪ Broke and broken-hearted. ♪
256
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,640
ALL EXHALE,
CHUCKLING
257
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,919
RADIO PLAYS
258
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:34,640
LAUGHTER
259
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:41,520
Oi, oi!
LAUGHTER
260
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:31,559
Oh, look at you beautiful people.
261
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,320
I won't interrupt.
262
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,839
GASPS
Is this a date?
263
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,119
Maybe.
No.
264
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,440
Mind if I join you?
Yes. Yes.
265
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,240
Ow.
266
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,360
Right, I'm not having this.
267
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:07,639
There's not a chance in hell
you're turning that coin over
268
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,639
without moving that hat.
269
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,959
Oooh...
270
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,879
We have a bite. I accept your bet.
271
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,599
Can we clear the table, please?
272
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,039
Well, what...? What's going on?
273
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:23,639
Eddie's taken Gav's bet.
Twat.
274
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,359
CHUCKLING
All right, then.
275
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,439
Ooh...
276
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,400
Behold!
277
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,479
CHUCKLES
What, that's that it, is it?
278
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,320
Check yourself.
279
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,440
Heads.
280
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,239
Tails. And I never touched the hat!
281
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,200
LAUGHTER
282
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,199
Oh, yeah, yeah. All right, I thought
we was gonna do some karaoke.
283
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,920
Yeah, good idea. You start.
284
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,199
Well, Stan, I was gonna do a ballad.
I mean, Ricky should start.
285
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,040
He's gonna do Dancing Queen.
No. You start.
286
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,999
All right, Stan. Yeah, I'll start.
287
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:18,479
Bit unfair, innit,
sending him up first on his tod?
288
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:22,239
He should duet with someone.
Yeah. It's a good point, Gav.
289
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,640
Oi, Denzel.
290
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,799
You can sing with Eddie.
291
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:30,679
SCOFFS
Jeez, no. I'd murder it.
292
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,960
That's the idea, innit?
293
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,320
I'm going for a slash.
294
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,119
You got into bed with snakes,
you know that?
295
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,840
Well, no, Den,
I got into bed with your wife.
296
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,959
# I feel it in my fingers
297
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,520
♪ I feel it in my toes
298
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,279
♪ Love is all around me
299
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:05,080
♪ And so the feeling grows
300
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,360
♪ It's written on the wind
301
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:17,039
♪ It's everywhere I go
302
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,920
♪ Oh, yes, it is
303
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,879
♪ So if you really love me
304
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,719
MUSIC FADES
AND DISTORTS
305
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:29,759
♪ Come on and let it show
306
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,440
♪ Oh. ♪
307
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,760
Big one. Little one.
I'll have the big one.
308
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,039
TIFF SIGHS
309
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:52,719
They called it
"the marriage wrecker", CID.
310
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,959
I mean, the hours that he worked,
it's no surprise.
311
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,600
Did love him, though.
312
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,959
I still do love him. Mm.
313
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,399
And Carla does. I know she does.
314
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,680
Carla?
Our daughter.
315
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,879
Did he not tell you about her?
316
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,519
HE CLEARS THROAT
You know, you're kind of intruding.
317
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,359
SHE CLEARS THROAT
318
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:19,439
You know, I never would have put
someone like you
319
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,239
with someone like him.
320
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,599
I'm not with him.
Not yet.
321
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,679
Ooh!
OK, I'm going.
322
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,159
Oh, no, where you going?
Don't go back to the pub, darling.
323
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,280
Why?
324
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,959
Well, them blokes, they're...
325
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,839
they're a bit, you know...
..dodgy.
326
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:38,120
The party?
Yeah, you know.
327
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:43,840
Eddie doesn't always
move in the best of circles.
328
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,159
I mean, Stan, he's a piece of work.
He's done time.
329
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,799
TIFF CHUCKLES
330
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:53,480
As soon as he finds out Eddie's
got this pub, he's all over him.
331
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,039
Books this leaving do. Nah.
332
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,960
Something is going on, I reckon.
333
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:05,079
Ooh... oh, oh, I can't see straight!
334
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,079
I think I need some patatas bravas.
335
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,199
Do you want some patatas bravas?
336
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,000
So I'm gonna get
some patatas bravas. Ow!
337
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,079
That's why he wanted me out.
338
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,439
So we go to another bar,
339
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,720
then maybe dinner
and talk about what to do.
340
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,839
Call Maria.
I think Dennis is in danger.
341
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,239
The worst thing we could do
is overreact.
342
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,520
I think everything is probably fine.
343
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,800
♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot
344
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,480
♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot
345
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,400
♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot
346
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,320
♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot... ♪
347
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,200
KNOCKING ON DOOR
348
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,240
Dennis? Open up.
349
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,200
KNOCKING ON DOOR
Dennis, are you OK?
350
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,960
DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS
351
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,679
JESUS SIGHS
See, he's totally fine.
352
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,359
Oh, my God! There's a body.
353
00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:46,120
Dennis, what happened?
354
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,039
I was stupid.
355
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,160
You did this?
No, he didn't.
356
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,520
You didn't, did you?
357
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:57,800
No.
358
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,599
You know we need to call this in.
359
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,600
He's right. This is a crime scene.
360
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,880
Can I just tell my side first?
361
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,480
OK. What happened?
362
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,719
They made me sing.
363
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:19,039
# If you really love me
364
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:23,039
♪ Come on and let it show
365
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,759
♪ Whoa... ♪
366
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:28,039
Oh, feck's sake.
Anyone got 50p for the meter?
367
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,159
VELCRO RIPS
Everyone stay where they are.
368
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,799
It's probably just a fuse.
I'll check.
369
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,880
I said stay where you are!
370
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,559
THUD,
GROANING
371
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,680
What was that?
372
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,319
I swear, don't try anything with me.
373
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,760
VELCRO RIPS
374
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,440
Eddie!
375
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,120
The snake is drained.
376
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,519
You were next to him,
but you didn't see who killed him?
377
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,280
It was pitch-black.
378
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,000
What's going on?
379
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,359
Eddie!
Don't touch him.
380
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,479
OK, lady, nothing to see here.
381
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,079
That doesn't really work
in this context, Jesus.
382
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,439
What did you do?
He didn't do anything.
383
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,200
You've done it. You shit!
You've done it. I never thought...
384
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,120
He said he'd kill him.
385
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,039
The day that he was sacked,
he pinned Eddie against the wall
386
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,719
and he said he'd kill him.
387
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,800
We have to let Dennis tell his side.
388
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,680
What happened
after the lights came on?
389
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,879
♪ Imagine my life
With us together... ♪
390
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,999
Who was this?
391
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,199
Me.
Why?
392
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,519
I just like the song.
393
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,159
No, I meant who killed Eddie.
Oh, right.
394
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,639
♪ Everything
That we're gonna do... ♪
395
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,600
You wanna put
some kitchen roll down.
396
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:21,999
♪ Yeah... ♪
397
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,679
Blood's a bugger to get out.
398
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,839
♪ Every day is just me and you
399
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,520
♪ Just imagine... ♪
MUSIC STOPS
400
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,879
Look, I don't know who you are...
401
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,679
or why any of you would want
to kill Eddie.
402
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,599
It's none of my business.
403
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,639
But I am not cleaning up your mess.
404
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,679
Who says it's our mess?
You were standing next to him.
405
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,719
You were next to a knife.
406
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,159
All right, that's enough of that.
407
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,039
Obviously, there's been
some sort of beef.
408
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,279
Singing blew a fuse,
409
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,559
someone's taken a chance
to do him in with the lights out.
410
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,520
Well, let me tell you something now.
That is not OK!
411
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,920
Now, we got a problem to deal with.
We're gonna sort it out between us.
412
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,719
Why don't I just leave you the keys?
Help yourself to toasties.
413
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,319
Oh, no, you don't.
You're gonna help us.
414
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,079
I can't help you.
Course you can.
415
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,599
Little picture of you
behind the bar.
416
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,759
You used to be a copper, didn't you?
417
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,760
Someone's committed a crime, Denzel.
418
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,479
You can help us solve it.
419
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,439
SIGHS
Honestly, I was just a traffic cop.
420
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,920
I can't help you, unless any of you
deserve a speeding ticket.
421
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,760
But seriously...
422
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,039
...you take care of him,
I'll cover your slate.
423
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,239
You're square with the house.
You were never here.
424
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,559
But that's not justice, is it?
425
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,639
See, I believe if you do wrong
by your fellow man,
426
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:45,920
then you need to pay for it.
427
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,480
Only then can you be square
with the house.
428
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,080
All right.
429
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,599
If I work this out,
my word is final.
430
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,479
Your word is final.
431
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,800
You can be judge and jury.
And I'll be executioner.
432
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,040
Easy, Stan.
That's enough! Shut up!
433
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,399
I'm sick of people taking liberties.
434
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,879
EXHALES SHAKILY
435
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:17,159
I don't know what happened here,
but, really... does it matter?
436
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,159
Cos you're all thick as thieves,
and I'm the only witness.
437
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,039
I'm pretty sure if I find out
who did this,
438
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,679
I'm not getting
out of here alive anyway.
439
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,320
Oh, no, no, no, no, my friend.
You misunderstood.
440
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,559
See, the only way
you're getting out of here alive
441
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,000
is if you find out who did this.
442
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,319
What did he say?
443
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,239
Denzel's gonna find out who stabbed
Eddie, and Stan's gonna kill him.
444
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,599
Oh, right.
445
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,840
Probably should get
another round in anyway, eh?
446
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,640
I said they were dodgy.
447
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,399
So did you solve it?
You worked out who killed Eddie?
448
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,360
Of course he did. You did, right?
449
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,840
Right, these two are me and Eddie.
450
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:30,959
This is Ray, Ricky, Stan,
and... him.
451
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,320
Gav. I'm Gav O'Grady,
the Car Boot King.
452
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,599
Er... which one's me?
453
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,080
The tomato juice.
454
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,119
But tomatoes give me gas.
Everything gives you gas, Ray.
455
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,079
You pretty much breathe
out your arse.
456
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,639
Better than talking out of it.
457
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,439
Look, you don't have to drink it.
It's just a demonstration.
458
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,119
Hold up, hold up.
Who's the ginger beer?
459
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,599
You are.
What you tryna say, eh? Eh?
460
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,879
I'm not ginger beer.
Make Ricky the ginger beer.
461
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,079
Why am I the ginger beer?
If the shoe fits.
462
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,639
Right, right,
me and Eddie are the apple juice.
463
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,879
Ray is the lemonade.
464
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,519
Ricky's the ginger beer.
Stan's the tonic.
465
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:10,239
And whatshisname's the tomato juice.
You're doing this on purpose.
466
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,919
Right, now, this is where you all
were before the lights went out.
467
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,840
I just need to remember
the order of what happened.
468
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,800
EXHALES DEEPLY
I need a pint.
469
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:34,199
Right, before the lights went out,
Ray said...
470
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,079
I'm going for a slash.
471
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:39,999
...Gav was shining
the laser pen on Eddie.
472
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,119
# Show
Whoa. ♪
473
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,679
Oh, feck's sake!
474
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,159
'Then the lights go out,
and Eddie said...'
475
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,359
Anyone got 50p for the meter?
VELCRO RIPS
476
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,800
And then what?
477
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,120
That's right.
478
00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,839
Ricky said...
479
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,279
'Everyone stay where they are.'
480
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,800
...but the sound, the sound
was coming from further away.
481
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,519
Then I said...
482
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,359
It's probably just a fuse.
I'll check.
483
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,439
I said stay where you are!
484
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:17,119
All the while, the laser pen
is still on Eddie, still alive.
485
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,159
THUD,
GROANING
486
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,199
What was that?
487
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,839
And then there's this sound...
488
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,920
I swear, don't try anything with me.
VELCRO RIPS
489
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,840
Then you're all back in your seats.
490
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,719
Well, hurry up, Kojak.
491
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,159
Actually, if we're talking
TV detectives,
492
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,119
this is much more
of a Columbo kind of a case.
493
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,999
And you're the expert, are you?
494
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,160
No.
495
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,719
But I know one.
496
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,200
Can we get a move on?
497
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,720
SIGHS
498
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,119
Here we go.
499
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,360
Well, come on. Enlighten us.
Who killed Eddie?
500
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,279
You all did.
501
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,759
STAN CHUCKLES
Oh, is that so?
502
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,399
Yes, that is so.
503
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,359
You see, it can't just have been
a fuse that went.
504
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:15,999
That would've shorted
some of the power.
505
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,479
To cut everything off,
506
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,999
someone had to hit the main breaker
in the fuse box in the back room.
507
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,959
That could only have been Ray.
Ray never went to the toilet.
508
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,960
He used his walking stick to trip
the breaker above the back door.
509
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,679
♪ Come on and let it show
510
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,239
♪ Whoa. ♪
511
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,119
'But then he dropped his stick.'
Oh!
512
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,479
CLATTERING
Oh, feck's sake.
513
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,359
Ricky is further away
when he said...
514
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:42,959
Everyone stay where they are.
515
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,800
Because he's getting the knife.
516
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,959
Picking it up using the
pocket square that was in his jacket
517
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,319
before the lights went off
518
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,039
but was missing
after they came back on again.
519
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,160
But he doesn't use the knife.
He gives it to Stan.
520
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,519
But before Stan takes it,
he puts his golf glove on.
521
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,879
VELCRO RIP ECHOES
522
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,640
Then he comes up to the front...
523
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,719
...and sticks the knife in Eddie.
524
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:10,039
And he knows exactly where Eddie is
in the dark
525
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,640
because Gav's kept a laser pen on
throughout the whole thing.
526
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,920
And you know all that, do you?
527
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,879
It's the only theory
that makes sense.
528
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,639
See, I know where Gav was
cos the laser pen didn't move.
529
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,079
Ray was out by the toilets.
530
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,439
There's no way he's getting
over there in that time.
531
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,959
What's he say?
532
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,039
He's saying you're a decrepit,
old bastard, Ray.
533
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,399
Ah.
Could've been Ricky.
534
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:35,639
Could have, except he's wearing some
pretty pungent aftershave tonight.
535
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,239
He comes within a five-metre radius,
536
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:39,079
you're getting a noseful
of Paco Rabanne.
537
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,479
It's Acqua di Parma.
538
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,760
So, yeah, I do know that.
539
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,720
You asked me to work out who killed
Eddie. Well, there you go.
540
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,559
You did.
STAN SCOFFS
541
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,320
But everyone else was involved.
542
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,239
Bravo. The man with all the answers.
543
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,840
Not all the answers.
544
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,159
It still doesn't make sense to me.
Eddie got on everyone's tits.
545
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,359
Yeah, not why you'd kill him
546
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,319
but why you'd go through
this pantomime to do it.
547
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,479
Oh, this ain't no pantomime, son.
548
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,000
Oh, yes, it is.
549
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:19,800
Sorry.
550
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,960
This is a goodbye party.
551
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,840
You really thought I didn't know
who you was, Dennis?
552
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,239
So you do remember me.
Yeah, funny, that.
553
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:34,799
Funny how you tend
to remember someone
554
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,639
who sent you to jail for
the best years of your life, innit?
555
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,959
So why's Eddie dead and not me?
556
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,319
Why did I just spend the last hour
solving his murder?
557
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,159
After I'd got out of Wandsworth,
558
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,480
I went looking for you,
but you'd disappeared.
559
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,519
Then Eddie tells me
about this place,
560
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,159
tells me all about you.
561
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,439
CHUCKLES
562
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,199
I mean, it was like a gift.
563
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,560
A party just felt right.
564
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,159
You must be wondering
when our guest of honour's arriving,
565
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,560
but he's been here all along.
566
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,160
It's you, Dennis.
567
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,639
This is your leaving party.
568
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,840
And where am I going?
569
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,720
To jail.
570
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,200
Dennis.
571
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,039
You know I have to call this in.
572
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:42,559
He's not finished.
573
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,919
Rosa, let them do their jobs.
574
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,119
You're not going to jail for this.
I was there. I saw them.
575
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,079
I'm sorry, kid.
576
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,640
They did a proper job on me.
577
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,360
Maybe I did need you after all.
578
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,680
There's still time.
Tell me what happened.
579
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,519
What am I going to jail for?
580
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:01,720
Well, for killing Eddie.
581
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,999
Oh, call me an old romantic,
but it just felt like poetic justice
582
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,560
that the last case you ever work
was the one that sent you down.
583
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,679
Just like you sent me down.
584
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,439
No, no, no, you killed Eddie.
585
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,919
All of you killed Eddie.
586
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,520
Well, how could we?
We were never here.
587
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,039
What's...? What's this?
What's happening?
588
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,760
You work as many jobs as we have...
589
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,519
...you get pretty good
at not leaving any evidence behind.
590
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,840
Stan, good to see you, mate.
Come on in.
591
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,920
You see, no DNA.
592
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,279
No fingerprints.
593
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,600
Same again, my lovely.
594
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,760
Oh, it's all right, sweetheart.
Save on the washing up.
595
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,440
Everything we touched here
comes with us.
596
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,199
And when the Old Bill comes here,
they'll find a knife
597
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,319
sticking out of the bloke
who stole your wife and pub,
598
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,320
and only your prints'll be on it.
599
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,680
There you go.
600
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,280
Put it down next to the cake for me,
would you?
601
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,199
It's not just prints
that'll put you here.
602
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:22,479
I know.
603
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,480
Eddie only ever called us
on his burner.
604
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,759
Witnesses. Rosa saw you here.
605
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,279
You got one witness to put me here.
606
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:38,160
I've got 50 back in Marbella
that'll swear blind I was with them.
607
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,079
And as for your man
over there, well...
608
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,559
he'll be lucky if he can remember
his own name tomorrow.
609
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,119
Oh, we, erm...
610
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,639
We slipped him a little something
to help him on his way.
611
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:49,840
CHUCKLING
612
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:53,599
Are you with me?
613
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,960
Do our best, eh?
Skol!
614
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,560
As I said...
615
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:02,880
...we were never here.
616
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,120
That's it. We're done.
617
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,599
Oh.
CHUCKLES
618
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,559
Look at you.
You're tryna work a way out of it.
619
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,639
Ah, s'pose you could get rid
of the body,
620
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,760
but you know that'll only
make things worse for you.
621
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,959
Why didn't you just shoot me?
622
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,200
A few weeks behind bars,
and you'll wish I had.
623
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,199
But...
SIGHS
624
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,800
...I want you to suffer...
625
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,360
...how I suffered.
626
00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:45,680
Any case...
627
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:48,920
...it's not a real gun.
628
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:56,279
And now, eh...
629
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,519
I'm square with the house, Denzel.
630
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,880
CHUCKLES
631
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:11,800
DOOR CLOSES
632
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,680
I walked right into it.
Stan had thought of everything.
633
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,800
SIGHS
Do what you gotta do.
634
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,879
I'm arresting you on suspicion
of murder. No, stop.
635
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,159
You do not have to say anything,
but anything you do say
636
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,040
may be taken down
and used against you.
637
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,000
Is everybody losing their minds?
638
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,920
Looks like I might be busy
for a bit.
639
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,079
Don't s'pose you want your job back?
640
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,599
You'll be back tomorrow.
They cannot keep you there.
641
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,360
Just don't let her ruin the place.
Take him outside.
642
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:21,039
If it makes a difference,
I don't think you killed him.
643
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,039
Thanks, Jesus.
644
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,160
It doesn't.
645
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:36,359
Just so you know, I do not work
for you. I work for Dennis.
646
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,839
And if you try to tell me
what to do, you will regret it.
647
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,999
I never wanted this place,
my darling.
648
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,240
I never wanted any of this.
649
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,479
Why aren't you stopping this?
You cannot think he did this.
650
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,919
I know he hasn't been
in a good place recently,
651
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,759
and he said something
about killing Eddie.
652
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,559
I can't just forget I know that.
653
00:42:58,560 --> 00:42:59,800
I'm sorry, Rosa.
654
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,199
I don't want to think
that Dennis did this.
655
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,360
But we have to be open
to the fact he might.
656
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,800
SHE BREATHES SHAKILY
657
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,080
GROANS
658
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,400
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