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How many beds?
One, two, three, four, five.
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25.
No, no, no, no, that's for me.
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OK.
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Dad, you seen this?
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Hey.
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Thank you.
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SHE CRIES
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What happened?
Are you all right?
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CHATTER
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Ooh.
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Come on, Mick.
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Mick!
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What you doing?
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Mick, come on.
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SHE GASPS
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PHONE BUZZES
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Just speak to Tiff, please.
She's called about a thousand times.
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She can just leave a voicemail.
A voicemail? Ha!
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"Please leave a message
after the tone." Beep!
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No-one leaves voicemails any more.
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Here we go.
Picture round for the quiz.
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May I present football grounds
of the 1970s.
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Ooh!
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Dennis, this only appeals
to boring men over 50.
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I know that one.
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DENNIS SIGHS
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Yeah, maybe just do
flags of the world?
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That's better
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Dennis! Call an ambulance!
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THEY PANT
Oh, God.
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Oh, my God.
What's happened?
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Er, he went to sleep on the lounger,
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and then Caz goes to wake him up,
and he's not breathing.
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He's all grey like an old sock!
Oh, my God!
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Right, let's all just calm down.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God!
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Call an ambulance.
Why didn't you call an ambulance?
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We thought cos you were in the
police, you could mouth to mouth?
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Call an ambulance.
OK.
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SIGHING
I'm gonna vom.
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What's he been eating?
A chicken Kiev.
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Told him he should've had something
light like a jacket potato.
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Have you got one of them
"deflabulators"?
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Defibrillator.
"Defibillator".
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Jesus wept, Travis.
Listen to me - defibrillator.
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It doesn't matter!
Dennis, can you please do something?
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No, I'm sorry.
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From what I can tell,
Mick died a few hours ago.
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COLIN SIGHS
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OK, ambulance is on its way.
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He had a little bit of trouble
with his heart last year.
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When you say
"a little bit of trouble"...?
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Quadruple bypass.
Hm, I see.
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Doctors told him he needed
to change his lifestyle,
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but Mick didn't like
being told what to do.
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When did you realise
something was wrong?
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Not till we were leaving.
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Mick always had a long sleep
after lunch.
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He'd put his hat on his face,
you know, to keep the sun off.
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I should've known
cos he wasn't snoring.
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Thanks.
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Ah, you're good.
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Oh, erm, Mum,
would you like a drink?
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Oh, no, Lauren, I couldn't.
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All right, I'll have a vodka tonic.
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Double.
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CHATTER
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HE CHUCKLES
So, flags, huh?
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You like flags? I like flags.
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Yeah, flags are kind of my thing.
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When all my friends
were at the skate park,
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I was at home, looking at flags.
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That's so impressive.
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Yep. I used to do
backstreet flag battles,
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you know, like Eminem in 8 Mile.
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Test me.
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All right, then, Rain Man.
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What do you make of that?
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JESUS CLEARS THROAT
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CLEARS THROAT
RHYTHMICALLY
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Oman, Ghana, Malaysia
Denmark, Vietnam, Finland
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Iceland, Ireland and Chad, bitch!
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Yeah, she's gone.
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PHONE BUZZES
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You know these families?
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Yeah, they've been in all week.
Nice people.
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SHE SIGHS
Very sad.
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Why did you call me?
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Something's not right.
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You think they look
recently bereaved?
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People grieve in different ways.
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Something's not right.
They don't look sad enough.
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You know what this is like?
Some obscure '90s detective drama?
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Dalziel And Pascoe,
series nine, episode three.
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Thought so.
They are in shock.
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In a few hours' time,
it will hit them.
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Jesus!
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Oh-ho-ho!
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♪ I know that I, I
Will never fall in love like this
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♪ Darling, now I know for sure
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♪ But the music breathes me in
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♪ I surrender to this... ♪
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You have to promise not to gloat.
I don't gloat.
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The pathologists want to keep
Mick's body in for more testing.
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They think
he may have been poisoned.
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Hey, Google,
what does gloating look like?
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What kind of poison?
They're still testing.
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So, oat milk latte
and a builder's tea?
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Come on.
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You're saying these people have been
in your pub a lot this week?
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Did you notice anything strange?
No, they just seemed a good laugh.
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Although a few hours
before Mick died,
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Travis came in in a bit of a state.
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Pint, please!
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Ugh!
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Ugh!
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'Then he came back in
a few minutes later
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'carrying the glass,
which was now full again.'
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You all right, Travis?
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Full with what?
What do you think?
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Er, Lauren's got stung
by a jellyfish.
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You know, weeing on a jellyfish
sting does nothing, actually.
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I learned the hard way.
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Two households,
both alike in dignity,
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in fair Benidorm,
where we lay our scene.
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Why are you talking like that?
It's Romeo and Juliet.
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Two young lovers,
two different families.
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No, it's not.
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It's a fat bloke
who ate a chicken Kiev and died.
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You can't say that.
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It's chicken "Keev".
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Early postmortem results suggest
Mick died from some kind of poison.
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Thy drugs are quick,
thus with a kiss, I will die.
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Maria wants us to go to their hotel,
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talk to the family,
see if there was anything going on.
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Mercy but murders,
pardoning those who kill.
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CLEARS HIS THROAT
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When do you wanna go?
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Er, in about 90 minutes
plus stoppages?
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SHE SIGHS
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You always did wear
too much perfume.
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Hello, Dennis.
Hello, Tiff.
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How are you, love?
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Are you happy?
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I'd say I'm as happy as I've been
in the last 37-and-a-half years,
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which is about how long...
Yeah, I got that, Dennis.
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Good. I'm happy you're happy.
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You look happy.
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Happy belly.
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I'll give you some advice, though,
darling - lose the facial hair.
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You never could grow a moustache.
Not as well as you.
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Yeah, well, that's all gone now.
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I've had a full-body laser.
I am bald from the eyebrows down.
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Two grand.
Eddie pay for that, did he?
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We bought it for each other
as a moving-in present.
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He's had it done as well?
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Mm-hm. You should see us
in the home Jacuzzi -
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like a couple of boiled eggs.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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So, this is the pub.
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Have you got a cleaner?
We don't need a cleaner.
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There's a dead mouse by the bins.
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Hello.
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So, what are you doing here, Tiff?
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I need your signature.
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The divorce can't go through
without it.
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You came all the way here to get me
to sign the divorce papers?
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Well, the solicitor sent them,
and they got nothing back, so...
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Still turning up unannounced.
Unannounced?
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Dennis, I've called you
God knows how many times.
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Leave a voicemail.
No-one leaves voicemails any more.
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Told you.
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Just sign the papers,
and I'll leave you be.
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Well, obviously, I'm gonna have
to have my lawyer look this over.
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What's this?
Divorce papers.
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I can change.
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You may as well just go home.
He's a slow worker.
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Rosa, vamos.
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Don't be like this, Dennis.
Kiss my hairy ass.
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So, this guy Eddie stole your wife,
and you had to leave the police?
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He wanted me out, and he made it
look like I was planting evidence.
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And you let him get away with that?
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I had no choice.
I couldn't prove it.
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Would you ever do that?
Plant evidence? No!
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Not even if you knew
someone was guilty
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and they were going to get away
with it if you didn't? No.
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But if it was the right thing to do?
No, Rosa. That's summary justice.
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It's wrong,
and it's against the law.
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"The law is not always justice,
and justice is not always the law."
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You know who said that?
Yeah, Shakespeare.
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No, it was Miss Marple, so...
HE SIGHS
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Hey.
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How are you holding up?
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I'm a mess.
Lauren's been in bits all morning.
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It must have been a real shock.
It was a bit of a shock, yeah.
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It's knocked Trav about a bit.
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Found a euro.
Well done, son.
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You've known Mick a while, Colin.
What was he like?
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He was a character,
weren't he, love?
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What?
Your dad.
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Stepdad. He was a bit
of a character, wasn't he?
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Yeah, massive... character.
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When you guys were at the pub,
he seemed super generous.
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You know, always buying the drinks.
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He was flash.
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Dad...
Well, he was, though, wasn't he?
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He was, to be fair.
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He's got an Evoque.
Mint, innit, Dad?
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It's all right.
Would you say Mick was rich?
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Yeah, loaded.
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He sold his scaffolding company
last year,
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so he was, you know, comfortable.
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We were comfortable.
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Kept you in your gels, didn't he?
Er, I paid for these myself.
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Every two days,
she's changing her nails like that,
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even though the nail polish remover
sets off her eczema.
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Oh, my God, Mum,
stop talking about my eczema!
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It's none of my business,
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but is Mick leaving behind
a lot of money?
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Two hundred grand.
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He kept it in a bag for life
in the airing cupboard.
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How'd you know about that?
Lauren found it.
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She, er... She used to borrow
the odd note to pay for her nails.
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Presumably,
that'll all go to Caz now?
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You can finally get
that caravan now, Mum.
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No, I don't want that caravan
without your dad.
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Stepdad.
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Did you ever have a case
you thought you might not solve?
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No.
Seriously?
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You never had a case where
there just wasn't enough evidence?
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No. There's always enough evidence
if you look hard enough.
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I normally found it
at the bottom of a pint glass.
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You think the poison
was in his beer?
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No, I'm saying if I drank enough,
I'd normally come up with an answer.
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Anything?
Nope.
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I think this might be
a two-pint problem.
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That was your third.
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So, sometime - we don't know when -
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someone - we've no idea who -
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put something - we don't know what -
into Mick's food.
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Or drink.
Or drink.
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This is going well, isn't it
Hm!
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You want to know about the dead man.
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Not really much one for small talk,
are you?
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You know the dykes?
The dykes?
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In the Netherlands, we built
the dykes to keep the sea out, yes?
247
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,479
Before the dykes, every day,
248
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,719
we live knowing that
the sea's trying to swallow us.
249
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:24,480
This is why we don't do small talk.
We don't have time for that shit.
250
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,079
So?
251
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,240
I don't know anything
about how the man died.
252
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:36,279
But I do know there were
no jellyfish in the sea that day.
253
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:40,200
You know that?
Yes. I see everything.
254
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,040
All right, Jesus?
255
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,879
You spoke to El Dorado's?
Que?
256
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,759
The restaurant
where Mick had his last meal.
257
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,640
Did you get anything?
Fanta.
258
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:23,919
I meant information.
Oh, no, nothing suspicious.
259
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,639
The girl, Lauren, she arrived first
and ordered everyone's food.
260
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,479
Apparently, she got
some of the orders wrong.
261
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,359
Mick wanted steak, not chicken Kiev,
but he didn't really care.
262
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,199
He ate it anyway. Pim, pam, pum.
263
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,439
What he ate is not important.
264
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,559
They tested his stomach contents.
There was no poison in it.
265
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,759
What about the hat?
He had that over his face.
266
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,959
They tested that
and all his other belongings.
267
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,000
They are all clean.
268
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,960
I was going to take it all back
to his family, but...
269
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,640
...here - you're burning.
270
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,760
I don't burn.
271
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:04,679
It wasn't in his food?
No, nor any of his belongings.
272
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:08,039
Not his sun tan lotion or his vape.
273
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,239
The jellyfish!
274
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:12,159
You can't use a jellyfish
as a deadly weapon.
275
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,960
Hm. And anyway,
there were no jellyfish that day.
276
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,319
So, how was he poisoned?
HE SIGHS
277
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,839
Don't look at me like that.
278
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,040
It's my job
to ask rhetorical questions.
279
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,039
Want to know what I've been doing?
Not really.
280
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,959
I've been doing
some excellent detective work.
281
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,159
What did you notice
about Colin's tattoos?
282
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,199
They're crap?
283
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,959
One of them is a clock
with no hands.
284
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,120
You know what that means?
He went to jail.
285
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,399
I hate it when you do that.
TV PLAYS
286
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,479
What did he go to jail for?
287
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:47,279
Armed robbery, car theft, assault.
288
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:50,079
He did eight years behind bars.
Hm.
289
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,079
Naughty, naughty.
Suspect number one, yes?
290
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,799
We should talk to him.
I've just sat down.
291
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,920
Stand up again.
Can't I just watch the tennis?
292
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,239
No, not if you cannot see it.
293
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,280
That's annoying.
You're annoying.
294
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,560
HE SIGHS
Stupendo!
295
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,959
I'll speak to him. You find Lauren.
296
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,240
She was stealing from her dad.
Stepdad.
297
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,679
You should wear a hat.
You're burning.
298
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,200
I don't burn.
299
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,880
From him.
Quick game?
300
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,240
You got a habit of turning up
out the blue.
301
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,360
I'll be straight with you, Colin -
still help out the police a bit.
302
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,880
So, it's a police issue, is it?
303
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,679
Might be.
304
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,600
And you came to talk to me
cos I got previous.
305
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,919
Fair enough.
I was a proper dodgy bastard.
306
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,359
So I heard.
307
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:13,640
And that's just the stuff
I got nicked for.
308
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,679
So, why'd you do it? Drugs?
309
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:22,079
Nah, just couldn't be arsed to work.
310
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,799
I look at my boy now,
I'm ashamed of myself.
311
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,119
He works all hours down the tip
for no money.
312
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,479
He never moans.
Seems like a nice lad.
313
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,400
Yeah. He's the best.
314
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,279
I mean,
he's never gonna win Mastermind,
315
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,439
but I tell you, when his mum died,
316
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,920
it was him picking me up
off the floor.
317
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:46,119
Can you think of any reason
why someone might want to kill Mick?
318
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:50,199
Mate... I could think of a thousand.
319
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,279
He was not a good man.
320
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:55,880
Like you?
I was a saint in comparison.
321
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,359
Last Christmas,
Caz got hammered with Lauren,
322
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,879
told her everything.
323
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,479
How Mick wouldn't let her
have her own money,
324
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,480
didn't like her going out
without him.
325
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,519
Couple of times, he hit her.
Jeez.
326
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,479
Yeah, she wouldn't leave him, though.
327
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,160
Lauren's tried persuading her.
328
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,840
I only agreed to come here for Caz
so she could get a break.
329
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,599
Do you know anything
about how Mick died, Colin?
330
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,479
HE SCOFFS
331
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,280
What, you think I'd tell you
if I did?
332
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,519
You really did go to prison,
didn't you?
333
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,960
Yeah, you should see me
at table tennis.
334
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:46,239
Is he OK?
Yeah, he's OK.
335
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,079
What's he doing?
Looking for shells.
336
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,039
He's got this idea
he's gonna make something.
337
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,639
Is he good at making things?
338
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:57,640
No, he struggles with Lego,
but I love him for trying.
339
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,879
How did you guys meet?
340
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,800
On holiday. We were 14.
341
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,279
We were pen pals.
342
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:11,599
You wrote each other letters?
Yeah, actual letters.
343
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,879
Mick wouldn't let me
have a phone, so...
344
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,360
That's so romantic.
345
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,560
What's he hoping to make?
346
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:25,040
A rattle... for a baby.
347
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,760
Don't say nothing.
348
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,879
We haven't told anyone.
349
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,280
I got loads!
Well done, babe.
350
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,800
THEY CHUCKLE
351
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,519
OK, ladies and gentlemen,
352
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:04,120
what "D" is the national currency
of Vietnam?
353
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,759
ARCHIE CHUCKLES
354
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,960
Dong.
355
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,920
Why does this all feel wrong?
356
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:25,320
Yeah, as I said at the start,
it's not like on TV.
357
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,640
It's not always goodies and baddies.
358
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,880
Just sign it, Den.
359
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,039
HE SIGHS
360
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,360
Is it stupid to admit
that I thought you might come back?
361
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:48,200
You and me, out here...
running this place.
362
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,359
You've burnt.
I don't burn.
363
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:57,040
You need to put something on that.
You'll start flaking.
364
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,279
Here.
365
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,919
OK. Question number four.
366
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:06,919
Yazoo reached number three
367
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:13,119
in the UK singles chart in 1982
with what song?
368
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,360
ARCHIE CHUCKLES
369
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,480
Me and Eddie
are getting married, Den.
370
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,759
I thought
you should hear it from me.
371
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,560
Don't Go.
372
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,399
What?
Yazoo.
373
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,919
Don't Go was their song.
374
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,920
Did you hear what I just said?
Yeah, I heard you.
375
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,360
Congratulations.
376
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,480
You all right?
377
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,119
I'm always all right.
378
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:51,600
Are you looking after yourself?
How's your heart?
379
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,760
Grand.
380
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,559
You know Carla's not talking to me?
381
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,879
You have to take some of the blame
for what happened.
382
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,039
Some, yeah.
383
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,520
I'll take some.
384
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,760
Bye, darling.
385
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,960
OK. Question five.
386
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:32,439
How many Rocky films
does Apollo Creed appear in?
387
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,280
ARCHIE CHUCKLES
388
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:37,840
Hey.
389
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,800
Can I see you?
390
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:54,039
Yeah, I'll have the patatas bravas
and the garlic prawns, please.
391
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,079
But instead of potatoes,
can I have chips?
392
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,559
And none of that sauce.
OK.
393
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,040
And no garlic on the prawns.
394
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,879
Actually, instead of prawns,
do you just have, like, fish?
395
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,079
So, fish and chips, then?
396
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,120
Yeah, yeah, that would be great.
397
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,080
Thank you.
Great.
398
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,519
Wearing your special shirt?
399
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,959
Er... It was all I had.
It's wash day.
400
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,000
You have a wash day?
Course. Every 29th of February.
401
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:30,000
So... what have you got?
402
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,120
About the case.
Oh, er...
403
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,999
Well, not a lot, to be honest.
404
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,839
Plenty of motive, but I still don't
understand how he was murdered.
405
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,080
If he was murdered.
406
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,160
Right. Yeah.
407
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,159
You know, I realised I don't
actually know anything about you.
408
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,879
I mean,
are you from around here or...?
409
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,080
What's happening?
410
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,400
We're chatting.
411
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:12,399
Is this a date?
No, no, no. No.
412
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,640
Unless you want it to be.
413
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,959
I don't want it to be,
for the record,
414
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,399
but I'm a nice guy, so...
415
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,919
Oh, God, it's a date.
416
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,720
It's not a date. I just...
417
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,999
I look at you, and I see someone
who's lonely in crowded room.
418
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,560
And I get it,
cos I've done the job, and...
419
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,600
...it's hard to let anyone
get close to you.
420
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,080
All the shit you take
and the shit you see.
421
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:44,639
But you need to let someone in.
That's all I'm saying.
422
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,120
You have to let someone in
at some time or...
423
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,600
...or...
424
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,720
...all the important people just go.
425
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,359
Yeah, this doesn't sound
like a date.
426
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,040
No, it's not a date.
Rose for the lady?
427
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,079
It's the wrong flag!
I lived on a houseboat in Gdansk.
428
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,919
I know what a Polish flag
looks like, my friend. Huh!
429
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,239
All right?
Sure.
430
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,199
There was a bit of a row
with the picture round,
431
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,599
but it's only Jesus.
432
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,119
It's the wrong way round, punk.
433
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,599
This way up is Poland.
This way is Indonesia.
434
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,479
You want a chip?
No, it's not, I'm telling you.
435
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,759
Listen. Listen to me.
I've been there.
436
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,599
Oh, it doesn't matter!
437
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,399
Oh, and there's another dead mouse
by the bins.
438
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,919
We'd better put some poison down.
439
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,920
Why? You cannot kill a dead mouse.
440
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,160
It's a curse.
441
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,760
Is it happening?
442
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,039
Oh, it's definitely happening.
443
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,280
What did you say just now?
"You can't kill a dead mouse."
444
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,240
Dennis?
445
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,440
Why is the mouse already dead?
446
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,920
Because there's already poison down.
447
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,039
I know how Mick was killed,
448
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:45,160
and I know why
and who by and what with.
449
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,800
And I take no satisfaction from it
whatsoever.
450
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,239
You don't have to do this.
HE SIGHS
451
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,000
Well, it's like you said
at the start...
452
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,119
..."Bad things happen
when good people do nothing."
453
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,479
SHE SIGHS
454
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,480
I don't know who's good
and who's bad any more.
455
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,879
All right, Dennis?
What's this about?
456
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,560
The police say we can't go home yet.
457
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,120
DENNIS SIGHS
Come in. I'll get you a drink.
458
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,080
Thanks.
459
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,719
Thanks.
460
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,880
So, the police
are doing more tests on Mick.
461
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,200
They not sure he's dead?
462
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,559
Oh, sorry.
463
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:09,039
No. They knew he was poisoned,
and he was...
464
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,440
by Travis and Lauren.
465
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,359
ARCHIE SLAMS
ON PIANO KEYS
466
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,519
Sorry.
467
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,399
Dennis, if this is a joke,
then I'm not laughing.
468
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,679
It's not a joke.
469
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,479
The police knew Mick had ingested
some kind of poison,
470
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,839
and they were testing
to find out what kind, but...
471
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,399
I worked it out.
472
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,760
Lauren, tell me this isn't true.
473
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,359
Your dad tells me you work
down at the tip, Travis.
474
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,479
Kinda place that would have plenty
of rat poison,
475
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:41,079
and they would have trained you up
on how to handle it,
476
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,359
how to store it,
477
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,319
not to get it wet
or it gives off a gas - phosphine.
478
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,359
Breathe enough of this stuff in,
and it causes heart problems,
479
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,400
so to a man like Mick,
who'd just had a bypass...
480
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,279
...it was always gonna be deadly.
481
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,399
Well, how did he breathe it in
when I didn't?
482
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,240
I've been with him
the whole time we was here.
483
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,520
In the hat.
484
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,879
You knew that Mick
would put the hat over his face
485
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,359
to fall asleep in the afternoon.
486
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,679
Rat poison wouldn't have been hard
to get hold of.
487
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:19,039
All you had to do
was buy an identical hat
488
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:23,240
and hide the poison inside,
which you did - here.
489
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,799
You soaked the poison in water,
unpicked the stitching,
490
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,640
stuffed the poison under the lining.
491
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,600
But the police tested that hat.
492
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,880
They tested that hat.
493
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,720
Not this one.
494
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,959
Not a lot of people know this,
495
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:51,359
but the Union Jack has a right way
and a wrong way up.
496
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,800
I knew that.
497
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,400
The difference is subtle.
498
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,679
But I compared the hat
he was wearing
499
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,999
in the photo when he died
to the hat that was left behind,
500
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,600
and I could see
the flags were different.
501
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,080
You created a diversion.
502
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:12,279
With the jellyfish sting.
That wasn't real.
503
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,159
Caz, you told me
that Lauren's nail varnish remover
504
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:19,200
causes her eczema to flare up,
so you put some of that on your leg.
505
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,959
'Went to the water for a bit
506
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,919
'and when you came out,
pretended you had been stung.'
507
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,079
SHE CRIES
508
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,199
That was the diversion.
509
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,799
When everyone was looking at Lauren
making a fuss,
510
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,519
Travis switched the hats.
511
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,679
Mum!
What's happened, Lauren?
512
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,519
I should have worked it out before.
513
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,239
At low levels,
phosphine can smell like garlic.
514
00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:42,319
You knew that, so at lunch,
515
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,519
Lauren deliberately
got Mick's order wrong.
516
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,599
Mick wanted steak, not chicken Kiev,
but he didn't really care.
517
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,359
He ate it anyway. Pim, pam, pum.
518
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,999
Mick thought the faint smell
of garlic was coming from him.
519
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,399
What's he been eating?
A chicken Kiev.
520
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,079
I told him he should have something
light, like a jacket potato.
521
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,519
After Mick was discovered,
it was Travis and Colin
522
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,319
that carried him up the beach
to the pub here.
523
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,599
You were the last one to arrive.
524
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,959
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God!
525
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,679
You hung back so that you could
switch the poisoned hat
526
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,479
for the clean one.
527
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:14,040
Then when you got here, you made
a big thing about feeling sick.
528
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,599
I'm gonna vom.
'But you didn't go to the toilet.'
529
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:22,639
Instead, you went to the bins
to get rid of the poisoned hat.
530
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,479
If it weren't for the occasional
mice we get out the back,
531
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,600
we probably never
would have found out.
532
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:36,080
Something in your reaction suggests
that maybe this is only news to Caz?
533
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,480
Well, erm...
534
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,919
...the other day, Trav asked me to go
535
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,599
and get his goggles
from his room, and...
536
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,079
I found a bag of rat poison
in the back of the wardrobe,
537
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,279
so I asked him about it,
and he told me.
538
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,160
He's always been a crap liar.
539
00:35:54,760 --> 00:36:00,240
So I went off at him, of course,
but, you know, he...
540
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,280
...he's my boy.
541
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,919
It was all me.
542
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,520
Honest to God, it was all my idea.
543
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,600
And Travis will do anything
I tell him, you know that.
544
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,759
I brought you up better than that.
545
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,119
We just... I don't know.
546
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,839
Our heads were proper
all over the place.
547
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,400
Look, I did put that hat in the bin.
OK, that's true.
548
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,919
But I did also throw up.
549
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,759
Keeps happening.
550
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,320
I reckon it must be
morning sickness or...
551
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,800
...something and...
552
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,079
Oh, my girl.
553
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,120
Come here. Why didn't you say?
554
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,119
CRYING
I'm gonna be a grandad?
555
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,840
It was a total shock.
I don't know how it happened.
556
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:54,999
Well, obviously,
I do know how it happened.
557
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,199
We had sex.
Yeah.
558
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,239
I shouldn't be surprised
cos we have a lot of sex...
559
00:36:58,240 --> 00:36:59,879
Yeah, all right, all right, Trav.
560
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:02,399
Suddenly, we were like, "Oh, my God,
we've barely got nothing,
561
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,680
"and now we're gonna have
a little baby to look after," and...
562
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,160
...we panicked.
563
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,039
And Mick, you know,
he'd had all that heart trouble,
564
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,199
and he was still drinking too much
and eating shit,
565
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:19,119
and I thought he was probably
gonna snuff it soon anyway, so...
566
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,840
you know, maybe it's not so bad
if we just...
567
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,160
...sped things up a bit.
568
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,600
Cos he was horrible.
569
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,440
Don't say that he weren't, Mum,
cos he was.
570
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,519
You know that he was.
571
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:43,239
He was a nasty, horrible twat.
572
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,200
LAUREN SIGHS
But...
573
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,959
But obviously, it is bad, innit?
574
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,399
You're asking me
if murdering someone is bad?
575
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,679
Yes, Lauren, it's very, very bad.
576
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,679
Yeah, I know that. I just wanted...
We wanted...
577
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,919
We just wanted
to start a life together.
578
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,840
Hm. As a family.
579
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,640
We asked Mick for help buying
a place, and he just wouldn't.
580
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,360
We're living with Colin
in Trav's old room.
581
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,959
We're about to be parents,
582
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,200
and we're sleeping in a room
with Spider-Man wallpaper.
583
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,239
Can't you just not tell the police
what you know, Dennis?
584
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:25,999
You're not a copper no more.
585
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,800
They're kids who were just scared
and did something stupid.
586
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:35,160
DS Hernandez is a good detective.
She'll get there in the end.
587
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,400
What if she doesn't get there?
588
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,560
We kill her as well?
Jesus. No, Trav.
589
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,160
I'm saying what if I tell her
I did it? Hm?
590
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,839
I got a motive - I hated him.
591
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,679
You don't carry on investigating
592
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,759
when someone confesses
to a crime, right?
593
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,320
What are you talking about, Col?
594
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,239
Let me take the rap for this.
595
00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:04,359
No way. You are not going to jail
for my mistake!
596
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:05,720
I've had a good life.
597
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,560
I've done what I wanted to do.
598
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,080
I married the most beautiful girl
I've ever met.
599
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,280
And I lost her.
600
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,440
I'll be fine in prison.
I've done it before.
601
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,680
You two can have my room,
put the baby in yours.
602
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,680
Keep the wallpaper.
603
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,719
Mum?
604
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:39,559
Well, if I had the choice,
605
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,199
I'd rather let Colin go to jail
instead of you but...
606
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:45,079
But you don't have a choice
because I know the truth.
607
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,720
Dennis, please.
608
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,639
Let me do this.
609
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,239
Do you remember I told you
there's a whole list of stuff
610
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:56,079
they never pinned on me
back in the day, hm?
611
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,560
I stole thousands
they never got back.
612
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,599
As I live and breathe,
613
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,279
if they'd have put me away
for all of the things I did,
614
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,279
I'd still be in inside now,
615
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,600
so you're not putting away
an innocent man.
616
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,360
You're just keeping
a young family together.
617
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,960
OK, what's going on?
618
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,240
Dennis, you text me.
What's this about?
619
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,160
I'll leave this with you.
620
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,080
SNIFFLING
621
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,880
TRAVIS CRIES
622
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,599
You did the right thing.
Not by the law.
623
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,999
I'll visit, yeah? I promise.
624
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,599
But maybe Miss Marple was right -
625
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,959
"Justice is not always the law,
and the law's not always justice."
626
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,599
It's the other way around.
627
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,040
If you're gonna quote Miss Marple,
please get it right.
628
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:26,399
I just came to say thanks,
and I promise we won't interfere.
629
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,560
With what?
630
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,520
The pub. I know it's your thing.
631
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,079
What are you talking about, Tiff?
Aw.
632
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,880
You didn't read the settlement,
did you?
633
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,480
Eddie.
634
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,560
Denny boy.
635
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:03,199
It was a 50/50 split, Den.
The pub's half mine now.
636
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:07,040
Ours, when we're married.
Hm.
637
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,720
So, what's a bloke gotta do
to get a drink round here, eh?
638
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,240
What did I miss?
639
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,599
You're having a party?
640
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,479
It's just a little leaving party
for an old friend.
641
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,639
Good to see you, mate.
642
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,679
You've filled my pub
full of gangsters.
643
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,439
They're just businessmen.
644
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,599
Eddie knows these people, Dennis.
They're big drinkers.
645
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,640
You need to go.
I don't need you any more.
646
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,479
I think I might be
in a bit of trouble here.
647
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,199
It walks amongst us.
648
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,999
We've got a problem to deal with.
We're gonna sort it out between us.
649
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,319
Call Maria.
I think Dennis is in danger.
650
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,920
Oh, my God, there's a body!
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