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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,679 Acknowledged by the Ministry of National Heritage and Culture 2 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,036 A SINISTER PASSION 3 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:28,238 I always had a deep passion for political involvement. 4 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,789 I remember that time in which Bernardo and I hid in a truck 5 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,589 and forgot to shut the bullhorns off! 6 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,838 Let's go. 7 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,838 This is me. 8 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,118 I have strong left-wing ideals, I fight for lost causes 9 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:09,118 and I always have my head in the clouds. 10 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,799 Tell me, why should I sign this? 11 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,317 Yes, sure. 12 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:23,115 The incinerator is meant to burn half a ton of trash a year. 13 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,549 That's far more than what we produce. 14 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:28,438 So, in order to use the machinery properly, 15 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,909 we either become the biggest trash importer after Ghana 16 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,600 or we build factories just to produce trash to incinerate. 17 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,393 And that's really dumb, right? 18 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,239 Also, the smoke from the incineration contains dioxins, dust 19 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,793 and many toxic substances 20 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,599 that would plague animals, crops and human beings 21 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:47,395 with a variety of devilish and horrible diseases. 22 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,114 - I'll think about it. - Thank you. 23 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:54,390 - In the end you ruined it all. - I'm tired. 24 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,080 Let's go take a coffee, or a ginseng. 25 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,236 Maybe a sedative would be best! 26 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:02,238 I can't, Bernando is coming. Today they are reading the will. 27 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,112 - How cheerful! - Wish me luck. 28 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:05,832 - Good luck! - Thanks. 29 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:08,909 Nina! 30 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,679 You are forgetting your daddy! 31 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,599 I'm out of my mind! 32 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,318 You don't want to be incinerated, right? Sign, then! 33 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,474 Don't expect too much from me. 34 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:25,599 I'd like to look original. A mix of clothes from the flea market, 35 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:28,439 some expensive items, made by a Spanish designer 36 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,795 bought in Berlin at a French store. 37 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,032 I'd like to be fit, I'd like to have a baby, but it's not happening. 38 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,799 I'd like a daring life but I'm not Steve McQueen. 39 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,837 I'm Giovanna Nardoni, but they all call me Nina 40 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,310 and I don't have a clue of what awaits me. 41 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:47,152 Honey, it's a week that you are carrying it around! 42 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,033 I can't find the right place. 43 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:55,237 He's dead. Who cares where you are going to dump him! 44 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,679 I care! 45 00:03:56,800 --> 00:04:01,112 I know someone who made an hourglass with their grandpa's ashes. 46 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,550 The undertaker gave me a sample. 47 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,790 - It's called: ''Time to Die''! - How disgusting! Put that away! 48 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,034 How stressful! 49 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,751 ''Dear Nina, I regret I wasn't able to spend more time with you. 50 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:19,594 Don't be sad, I go without fear. 51 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,715 I can't wait to see mom again! 52 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:26,310 I know you wish you had told me many things. 53 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,431 I heard anyway. 54 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,830 I'm sure you agree that the bank savings 55 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,549 will be devolved to the foundation for cancer research. 56 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,558 I love you. Your dad.'' 57 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:42,477 That's all. There's also the property. 58 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:46,752 - That goes to you. - What property? 59 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,199 Shit! 60 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,559 I'll go exploring the area. 61 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,318 You lived by the sea and I never came to visit you. 62 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:24,398 I always thought there was plenty of time. 63 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:30,309 How I wish I could close my eyes and say: ''how peaceful''! 64 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,791 How peaceful! 65 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:43,317 How nice would it be to close my eyes and say: ''How peaceful''! 66 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,309 I have to sell boats instead. 67 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:50,034 I hate selling boats! 68 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,391 And today there's also that pain in the butt! 69 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,239 The new name of the left party! 70 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,557 Next week I'll take this boat into open waters. 71 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:02,598 Weekend: wind, sun, sea... 72 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,473 - A green engine. - Who cares about its color? 73 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:10,396 Give me an ecological engine. My voters care about it. 74 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,319 Are you going to win the election? 75 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,159 Of course! I'm going to blow the right party away! 76 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:18,475 My topics are: school, public health, 77 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:21,950 equality for women, gays, immigrants, Muslims, gypsies... 78 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,998 And the... Those... 79 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:30,829 - The poor. - Them! 80 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,117 Send me a smaller invoice, so you can give me a nice discount. 81 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:38,070 - What about the future mayor? - What a jerk! 82 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:41,237 He wants to give the city to the gypsies 83 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:45,239 while he goes sailing to Portofino! - Tonight we are going to dinner. 84 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:47,476 - Who? - All of us. 85 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,160 Magnate father, bourgeois son and misfit daughter! 86 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,236 Wednesday! I didn't know you would be here. 87 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:55,158 I'd never go back to Rome, if daddy didn't pick me up! 88 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:58,590 - Have you found the beach house? - Nope. Still looking. 89 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:01,712 - What about boarding school? - I'm fine. 90 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:04,912 I'm learning the important things in life. Let go of me! 91 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,669 - Like? - Making videos of drunk friends, 92 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,315 getting to know the pusher. - Tonight I'm coming too, then. 93 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,400 I'll get changed here and then I'll go get Simonetta. 94 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:20,195 Angelica, honey, please try to behave tonight. 95 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:23,431 I swear I'll throw up if you start talking politics! 96 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:28,998 I can't stand men who spend too much time in front of a mirror, 97 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:33,238 those who are too confident, who go to the gym, but don't play sports. 98 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,590 I can't stand them! 99 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:40,032 They talk about cars and money and call themselves ''modern men''. 100 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,470 I like a man who thinks I'm equal to him, 101 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,313 a man who has a feminine side and doesn't always have an answer. 102 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,232 I love Bernardo. 103 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,553 - I had an idea. - That is? 104 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,916 Let's go inside and I'll tell you. 105 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:08,312 They say that the sea breeze is ideal to have a baby. 106 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,948 Honey, but... Come on! 107 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:19,318 - Do you still love me? - Sure. I always love you. 108 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:21,152 I love you, always. 109 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,238 Are we going to do it? 110 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:27,428 I don't know. 111 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:42,315 I have seen few women getting undressed with the same gracefulness 112 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:46,234 you use to get dressed. I'm sorry if I scared you. 113 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:50,069 - Who are you? - Sergio, but they all call me ''Serge''. 114 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,111 I'm the keeper of this mansion 115 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:56,313 that now is a place of great meditation and silence. 116 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,552 Is everything fine? 117 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:02,394 But... You are Bernardo Callieri, the writer! 118 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:06,156 Congratulations! What an unexpected pleasure! 119 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,555 I've read all your books! 120 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:11,837 My favorite is ''The Sense'' when you say: 121 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:17,791 ''Wonderful will greet me the dawn I won't see anymore. 122 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:22,149 But tragedy awaits... 123 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:27,149 And then silence prevailed.'' 124 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,794 I'm sorry... 125 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:38,391 Are you going to stay for the night? 126 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:41,318 Now it's too late to leave 127 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,994 and this place is really nice! 128 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,315 I don't mean to pressure you 129 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:49,995 but the movie crew is coming tomorrow early in the morning. 130 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,759 - What movie? - What movie... 131 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,149 A movie... 132 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,718 A porn. 133 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:02,399 They come, pay, come, clean and then go. 134 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:05,910 They pay with enthusiasm and they also come with enthusiasm! 135 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:11,160 If you want to participate, you are more than welcome. 136 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,794 After all, this is your house! 137 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,392 My groceries. 138 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:21,308 I retire to my room. Goodnight. 139 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:26,431 So, we have a luxury mansion! 140 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:29,717 And there lives a stranger named Serge, 141 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,912 who is as emotional as a newborn! 142 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,679 We also entered the golden world of pornography 143 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,234 hosting a movie called: ''Breakfast in Tiffany''! 144 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,555 That's a good title! 145 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:44,798 I don't know, honey. Tomorrow I have a horrible day. 146 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:48,032 There's the meeting with the future mayor. 147 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,754 Can you please call someone for the window? 148 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:52,592 I'll take care of it. 149 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:57,238 After all, I only have to write my new masterpiece! Don't worry. 150 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,594 - Pull over. - What? 151 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,478 Pull over! 152 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:17,833 It's ok! It's just that I'm a little sensitive. 153 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:22,799 Bernardo unleashes his emotions only through his books. 154 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,475 It's 12 years we are together. 155 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,153 - You are killing me! - So we can die happily! 156 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:53,315 - All right! - Do we have to stay here? 157 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,198 Who knows? 158 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:59,474 A man who doesn't spend enough time with his family is not a real man. 159 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,949 - My father said that? - No, Don Vito Corleone. 160 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:05,595 - It's more or less the same. - He likes you. 161 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:06,954 Well... 162 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:10,550 He said: ''I voted 20 years for a showbusiness man, 163 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,473 so I deserve to have a showgirl in my house!'' Who gives a shit! 164 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,592 - Did you say: ''showgirl''? - No, I said: ''who gives a shit''! 165 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,715 - What? - You had the screensaver on! 166 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,308 You don't like me, do you? 167 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,398 Are you for real? I'm fascinated by how this whole organism 168 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,432 can function without a nervous system! 169 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:43,832 How do they call you in school? ''Little looser that nobody talks to''? 170 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:50,077 You little sister is so adorable! 171 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,918 Have you ever tried shock treatment? 172 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,837 Ignore her, honey. 173 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,072 What do I have to do to order? Waiter! 174 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:01,318 I wake up at dawn because I'm full of energy. 175 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:05,672 After years writing political blogs I finally have my big shot. 176 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:10,476 The future mayor of Rome needs his victory speech written. 177 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,830 I want to write it. 178 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:21,152 I'm the right person. I'm not anxious, I'm ready. 179 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,714 I'm the right person. 180 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,990 Nina, we can go. 181 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,794 I'm the right per... 182 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:35,072 I'm the right person. I'm not anxious and I'm full of energy. 183 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,758 Full of energy! 184 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,431 - Are you ok? - Yes, fine. 185 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,158 Go get some ice. 186 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,393 I always had a dream. 187 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:52,718 I thought about it day and night, it was my fever. 188 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:57,994 I dreamt about it since I was a child, I never thought back. 189 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,473 Just one thing. 190 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,795 Pussy! 191 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,679 Then, one day, I found out that there is more than that. 192 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,438 That's how we became winners. 193 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:14,593 All due to Andrea who understands this changing world. 194 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:17,189 What makes you think I could write your speech? 195 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,748 - Because of that article you wrote. - In alternative.info. 196 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:23,913 It was something else, you used words that are fresh and new. 197 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:27,749 - Even for me! Good job! - Thank you. 198 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:31,116 Before you, we interviewed seven other people. 199 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,913 What makes you think that you are better than them? 200 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,231 They are all people who write about politics, right? 201 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:42,035 They know everything about politics and power, no? 202 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,149 Yes, sure. 203 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:47,592 I don't want to disappoint you but I don't care about that. 204 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:53,317 I care about what will happen in one or five years. 205 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,557 I still believe in the future! 206 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,477 Maybe you need something more solid. 207 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,475 - I know. - I like you, Nina. 208 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:12,239 I want you to write my speech! I want something like this! 209 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:16,319 People must understand that we are just like them. 210 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,074 Not like those with yachts, villas... 211 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,998 - Wearing cashmere. - No, we care for the environment. 212 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,315 - For the organic... - Apple. 213 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,835 - What? - Justjoking. 214 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,595 We can also be funny! I'm very happy that you joined us. 215 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:35,592 Good! I have to go, I leave you with Edo. Where's the door? 216 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:41,715 Youth, environment, organic, future! 217 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,715 Push! 218 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,793 - I'll do my best! - Here is the info you need. 219 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,074 - Money... Few. - Thank you! 220 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:55,549 You always change your mind, so I brought you everything I have. 221 00:15:56,120 --> 00:16:00,398 - You can't smoke in here. - This is electronic. How sad! 222 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,080 One coffee made with barley, with a splash of cold milk. 223 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,589 What about your affair with the boss? 224 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,718 Double coffee, no sugar, in a big cup. Thank you. 225 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:14,434 Since last week, we have been mating like hamsters! 226 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,795 - Wasn't he married? - Really? 227 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,952 - I don't know anything! - Bye, Mauro. 228 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:24,995 I always had a precise idea of right and wrong. 229 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:30,194 This is not the right moment to write a speech full of ideals! 230 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:35,308 Ideals were big in the sixties, together with the Beach Boys! 231 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,790 Help me with the speech, as you did with the article. 232 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,474 - Of course I will. - Thank you. 233 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,068 - You are welcome. - Will you vote for him? 234 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,236 Only if he will vote for me! 235 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,395 Hello? 236 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:55,592 I'm Giulio Faleni, I'm calling about the mansion for sale. 237 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:59,196 - This is not the right moment. - I want to see it. 238 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,479 I didn't hear you good. Did you say: ''I'd like to see it, please?'' 239 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,313 Is Saturday fine? Around 11, I'd say. 240 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:11,038 - Listen, mister... - Giulio. 241 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:16,234 Since we are talking business try to be nicer. 242 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:21,910 When we meet, I'll try to use another tone of voice. 243 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,476 - Let me tell you something. - Please. 244 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,238 You have a very nice voice. 245 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,471 - I'll call you later. - Where are you? 246 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:34,955 - In Rome. - I'm going to the club. 247 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,595 It's on Lungotevere Flaminio 25. Let's meet there around 5. 248 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,318 - Listen... - See you. 249 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,194 Hello? 250 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:59,030 - Can I help you? - How is the writing going? 251 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:03,472 Not good. Until they confirm that I'll go on that talk-show 252 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,916 I can't focus. - Listen. 253 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:10,476 A guy called, he wants to see the house Saturday afternoon. 254 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:15,031 Honey, do whatever you want. Now, as you can see, I'm... 255 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,913 working. - I'm going. 256 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,238 I could go shopping using your credit card. 257 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,078 - Or we could make love... - Yes. 258 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,909 - I'm free, if you want. - I'd rather mate a scorpion! 259 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,110 I like you because you are classy! 260 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,673 POLITICIAN 261 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,233 CORRUPTED POLITICIAN 262 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,676 SWINDLER AND HIS FIANCE 263 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,669 ENTREPRENEUR 264 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,756 THIEF 265 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,719 THIEF ENTREPRENEUR AND HIS WIFE 266 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,468 HIS LOVER 267 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,953 ESCORT 268 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:12,556 I got a better tone of voice and you got some time to meet me! 269 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:18,148 I want to see your mansion. Can you confirm the appointment? 270 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:24,232 - Sure. Is Saturday at three fine? - Perfect. 271 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:28,558 - Deal. - You dislike this place, don't you? 272 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,916 Why? It is such a nice, simple place! 273 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,712 Just like your mansion, I guess! 274 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:38,476 - What's your name? - Giovanna Nardoni, a.k.a. Nina. 275 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,079 See you. 276 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,800 Send me the address via s.m.s., ok? 277 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:48,190 - Are we that friendly? - You prefer to be more formal? 278 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,670 - I prefer good manners! - Neat! I'm conservative too! 279 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:56,237 I'll see you Saturday. Excuse me, but I'm very busy now. 280 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,591 I can imagine. Thank you and goodbye. 281 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:05,591 To devolve to charity the money from the sale is foolish. 282 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:10,077 I will no longer be your friend and I'll find many ways to insult you! 283 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,717 Wait! I could use that money to make a multicultural center, 284 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,196 it would also be multimedia and multiethnic. What do you think? 285 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,998 Not a good idea. 286 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,315 Martina, hi. 287 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:26,679 I was thinking that maybe we could go out for a drink after work. 288 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,791 - If you want. - Scram! 289 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,109 I'll see you later, Martina. 290 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:37,669 If I were you, I'd go live there. 291 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:41,475 This would make me a bourgeois and we hate them! 292 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:45,718 This is silly! That's your father's house. 293 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,115 I've never been there before! 294 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,198 No one can live happily there. They even make porn movies there! 295 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,599 Really? 296 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:55,188 No one can live happily 297 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,669 on a researcher's salary and with a degree in archaeology. 298 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,758 - You, for example. Are you happy? - Me? No. 299 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,831 Because you are poor and badly dressed. 300 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,991 I'm happy, actually. 301 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:08,715 No, you are not. It's just that you are unaware of your life's pettiness! 302 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,796 Coffee? Let's go. 303 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,593 What should I do? Sell the mansion or keep it? 304 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,789 When I have a doubt I wonder what Marco Travaglio would do. 305 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,155 He has an opinion for everything! 306 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,989 Good morning, Nina. 307 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,114 Good morning. 308 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,473 - Mr. Faleni. - Giulio. 309 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,757 Did you already take a look at the house, Mr. Faleni? 310 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:37,310 - Yes, interesting. - It needs some fixing, but... 311 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:40,910 - I prefer to talk to Bernardo. - Have you met him? 312 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,230 He's is outside with my fiance and a weird guy! 313 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,952 Come, I'll show you the way. 314 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,791 ''I'll show you the way''! This is my house! How dare he! 315 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:54,399 What a disgusting man! His girlfriend must be an idiot! 316 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,191 And she laughs like one! 317 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:02,114 - She is Simonetta. - Nice to meet you. 318 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,308 I had a pet named Nina when I was a child! 319 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,952 It was a piggy! 320 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,550 Giulio has already seen the house plans. 321 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:17,428 He should talk to me first, this is my father's house. 322 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:22,799 Bernardo, let's skip the scene in which I say the house needs fixing. 323 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,189 We are not Moroccans! 324 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:30,592 No less than a racistjoke! Please, feel free! 325 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,228 - It was just a joke. - We like the house. 326 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:36,477 Let's talk money at the restaurant. Don't worry, I'll pay the bill. 327 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:40,752 Don't worry about me, I'm just homeless, 328 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:45,231 forced to live selling my body at the station restrooms! 329 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,999 Like when I was young... What days! 330 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:51,954 - Everyday someone new! - He's funny! 331 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:57,313 I know a very nice restaurant just by the beach. 332 00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,034 - I know the owners. - Did they work at the station too? 333 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:03,197 No. They worked at home! 334 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:08,237 What happened to that piggy? 335 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:13,480 Whenever I had a coin I'd put it in the piggy. 336 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:17,673 Then, one day, it died. 337 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,438 Let's go. 338 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,239 This is bullshit! 339 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:27,033 Once the house will be mine, I'll do whatever I want with it. 340 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,673 I just want things to be legal. 341 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:34,318 You guys care so much about legality, morality, family and church. 342 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:38,393 These ideals did not belonged to the left party before! 343 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,112 What about the right party? 344 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:45,075 What about custom made amnesty for infringement of building regulations? 345 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,476 You are such idealists, you don't have a clue about reality! 346 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,393 You talk about safety 347 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,432 and a woman gets raped each week when there's a rightist government! 348 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,433 - Not always the same one, I hope! - Why am I wasting my time? 349 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:02,559 Send me a written offer for the house. Dinner was horrible, thank you! 350 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,238 I'll pay. I have money, I'll pay! 351 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:11,479 The idea of placing a windowed roof is mine! 352 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,234 Light is fundamental! 353 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:19,718 Genoa is second only to Finland for the winter suicide rate. 354 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:23,310 I read it in Focus! People get decomposed because of the dark. 355 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:27,234 - What? - They get sad. 356 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:30,909 - They get decomposed. - I like this metaphor. 357 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:34,919 But I think the word you wanted to use is ''depressed''. 358 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:39,229 Talking to a famous writer makes you use wrong words! 359 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,797 - I'm sorry. - It doesn't matter! 360 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,997 I must go, Nina is waiting. Goodbye. 361 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:51,230 I'll tell you about when they shot ''Gang Bangs of New York''! 362 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:55,797 Maybe it was ''The Postman Always Comes Twice'' or ''101 Mates''! 363 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,438 - No. - ''Glans Wars''? 364 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,317 - No. - ''Rocco vs Godzilla''? 365 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:04,110 I saw that one! I got so scared! 366 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,073 Enjoy life! 367 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:13,479 He is arrogant, narcissist, ignorant and he doesn't pay taxes! 368 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,154 She is funny! 369 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,794 My dad would be rolling in his grave to know I'm selling the house to him! 370 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,758 Your dad was cremated, he can't roll. 371 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:27,750 - He would rather make a tornado! - You never liked him. 372 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:31,469 He used to say my books were good for the supermarket only. 373 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,473 It's hard to build a nice relationship starting from that. 374 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,239 Do you find that blond chick funny? 375 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,589 - You arejealous. - Of that? Never! 376 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,475 - Never? - Almost never... 377 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:50,036 I won't sell the house to that man. I made my decision. 378 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,310 - I'll send him an email tomorrow. - That's scary! 379 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,594 How repressed! Fake intelligent, fake communist and frigid! 380 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,830 I'm sure she won't sell us the house. 381 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,595 They like to think they are so much better! 382 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:10,151 I like him. He gave me his last book and even autographed it. 383 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,955 - He seems funny. - Don't trust people like that! 384 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,552 - Like the body snatchers? - Worse than that. 385 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,598 Like the death eaters in ''Harry Potter''? 386 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,113 Even worse. 387 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,755 He is becoming my favorite writer! 388 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:32,317 Is it true that in Russia, children would eat communists? 389 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:39,789 - Maybe it's the other way around. - Of course, children are not fierce! 390 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:44,670 He was dressed like a beggar and he was checking out your ass! 391 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:48,793 - Jealous? - Of that? Me? Never! 392 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,713 - Never? - Never. 393 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:58,036 A man must be handsome and rich, a mayor must be honest and brave. 394 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,197 I like the idea that we need to be brave. 395 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,998 If Corto Maltese ran for mayor I'd vote for him right away! 396 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:08,716 I'd vote for George Clooney or Conan the Barbarian! 397 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,798 - Conan is fascist. - Too bad! 398 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,474 - Batman? - Also. 399 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,835 - Snoopy? - Stop! We need to work. 400 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,117 You are the smart one, I'm just cool and scatterbrained. 401 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,992 I can't fix this. 402 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:25,157 I hope that this man is better in other fields! 403 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,317 - Didn't you have to call someone? - I forgot about it. 404 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,318 I tried to fix it for an hour, now it's really broken! 405 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,948 - What about you? - We are far from over. 406 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:39,234 We have few, blurred ideas, and we are going to earn no money. 407 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,793 We're gonna rock! 408 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:51,157 - You said we'd go to the sea. - I must explain my political stance. 409 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:55,751 - What for? - So everybody knows what we do. 410 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,558 Can I go, now? 411 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,672 One kiss. 412 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,832 The program. Point one: Clearness. 413 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,788 My ideas have to be understood, then shared, and finally explained. 414 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,315 We are fed up with empty words. 415 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:18,031 Banana. Is rich in potassium and fights high blood pressure. 416 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,993 Carrots. Rich in vitamin A, C, B1 and B2. 417 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,429 Milk. Is good. 418 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,112 Sugar. Just a bit. 419 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:31,477 Point two: Contents. I won't compromise over that. 420 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,712 My intention is to make a new deal. 421 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,991 So one eye will look at the immediate and the other 422 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,750 at the infinite. 423 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,195 - Clear? - Very clear, Andrea. 424 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,953 - You galvanized us. - Good. 425 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:08,556 Yes, I got it all. I'll get on it. 426 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,749 Did you have fun? 427 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,552 Beg your pardon? 428 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:26,394 You wasted my time since you decided not to sell the house to me. 429 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,239 The conditions weren't right. 430 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,238 Are you afraid I won't pay you? 431 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:36,797 Hard for you to believe, but money is not everything. 432 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,393 - There are feelings too. - Yes. 433 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:43,310 I see lots of feelings in your demand for 2.300.000 euros! 434 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,313 - I will give it all to charity. - Really? 435 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,314 What a laugh! A saint! 436 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,795 I don't talk my business here. 437 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,599 - Where are you going? - Come with me. 438 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,918 I'll take a vegan muffin and a cappuccino made with kamut milk. 439 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:04,158 Also a smoothie with celery, carrots and ginger, but without celery. 440 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,955 - And you? - How gross! A coffee. 441 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,554 A coffee. 442 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:16,036 - A coffee? - A regular coffee. Thank you. 443 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,799 I'll ask if we have it. 444 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,991 It's my father's mansion, I don't want to sell it in a rush. 445 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,553 How many people called you? 446 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,792 - For real... - None. 447 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,394 If I were an agency, I'd offer two million euros. 448 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:39,752 But I'll offer you 2.300.000 euros so that we can make this quick. 449 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:43,435 - Just give me an answer. - I must talk to my partner. 450 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,431 Good idea, do it. 451 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:49,195 If the story of the charity is real, no one is going to offer you as much. 452 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:53,068 If you reject my offer because of our differences, you damage yourself. 453 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,795 - I'll think about it. - Call me before eight to accept 454 00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:01,476 or save your call. Now, let's enjoy this organic snack. 455 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,194 Thank you. 456 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:11,913 - Yes? - Are you from the homeland security? 457 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,157 You got me! I'm watching you and your friends. 458 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,671 Now go, baby. Go. 459 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,709 You are my agent, you know how important this is. 460 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:30,710 Call Fazio, ask him when will he invite me to his talk-show. 461 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,476 Who cares if it's appropriate? 462 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:38,549 If the publisher doesn't like it, I'll get another publisher. 463 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,959 He's just a moron! With all the money he gets! 464 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:48,790 - There are four minutes left. - Sell it, dear. 465 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:50,755 - Why? 466 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,308 We could buy a house in New York City! 467 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,597 - What are we going to do there? - I write for a living! 468 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,320 You can't write as well elsewhere. 469 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,436 Why should I sell to someone like him? 470 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:05,433 Those who can afford to pay such a price arejust like that. 471 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:10,594 They are genetically modified people! Like us, but different. 472 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:14,435 - But my dad... - Your dad is dead. 473 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,671 He is dead, he is gone. Sell it. 474 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,598 Do you think that Marco Travaglio would sell? 475 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:26,748 First I'll go to Fazio's talk-show, then I'll go to his and I'll ask him! 476 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,318 Ok, I'll sell but I'll give everything to charity. 477 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,789 We can talk about it after you sell the house. 478 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,829 After a long debate, 479 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,073 herein, at my presence, the transfer of property is concluded. 480 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:45,479 - Do we agree on what to write? - 60% of the real value. 481 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,831 No. The house costs 2.300.000 euros and I want to pay what is due. 482 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,719 - You'll pay the taxes on it, not me! - Taxes must be paid. 483 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,230 - If it makes you happy... - I was taught to be honest. 484 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,999 I want the mansion to be empty and clean. 485 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,192 If there's a leaking faucet or the roof must be fixed, you'll do it. 486 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,428 The agreement to sell is done. 487 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,590 For the actual sale, let's wait for the repairs to be done. 488 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,478 - Let's arrange a date. - Don't use that tone of voice! 489 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,438 - Please, let's arrange a date. - You are having fun, aren't you? 490 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,478 - A little bit. - What about a month? 491 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:19,673 - Ten days. - You made this so much worse! 492 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,555 Thank you and goodbye. 493 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,553 Isn't she beautiful? 494 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:35,000 The movers are coming tomorrow. 495 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,759 Could you go instead of me? 496 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:42,069 Are you really asking me to leave my book behind 497 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,795 to go check on the movers with that horrible man? 498 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:50,158 No, I apologize. After all, this is women's stuff! 499 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,840 To straighten up and to clean. 500 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,117 I also have dinner with my agent in Milan. 501 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,391 I forgot about it. I'll go anyway. 502 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,239 - I'll go. - You are such a help! 503 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,237 You are precious! 504 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,477 - When do you have to be there? - In the morning. 505 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:12,798 I don't want to see that pain. Can you go? 506 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,599 - You are free tomorrow. - I have my spinning session. 507 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,792 After that I have a massage and then the hairdresser. 508 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:23,590 I also need to catch up on two episodes of ''The Walking Dead''! 509 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:27,076 Sure. After all, this is men's stuff. 510 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,998 To control and to organize. 511 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,475 - At what time do you have spinning? - At two. Really early. 512 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,108 I'll go then, honey. 513 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,669 Watch out! 514 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,590 Watch the step. 515 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,910 Stop there. 516 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:52,795 Is this a muscle? Wow! Can I touch it? 517 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:57,197 All this sweating reminds me of when I lived in India. 518 00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,478 Maharajas and tigers... 519 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,072 I'm the only one who is holding it! 520 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:08,070 I wasn't supposed to help you! 521 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,750 - Watch out, it's precious! - Call your co-worker. 522 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,718 - This is too heavy! - He doesn't understand Italian. 523 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:19,311 - Paolina Bonaparte used it. - Watch out for the rope. 524 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,590 - What a lady! - What? 525 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:47,834 If it's so funny, in the storage room there's enough to make a bomb! 526 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,310 Let's make an explosion! 527 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,753 Ignorant and barbaric people! 528 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,956 - Hello? - Hi Simonetta, I'm Bernardo. 529 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,238 The writer. I guess you are alone. 530 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,954 I'm running home, my favorite TV show starts in few minutes. 531 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,832 I had an appointment with my agent but he tried to kill himself, so... 532 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,113 - I'm free tonight. - I'm sorry. 533 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:52,471 - Is he dead? - No, I was justjoking! 534 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,029 So, you are busy tonight. 535 00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:02,434 I was joking about the suicide, not about the invitation to dinner. 536 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,751 I see. Where are we going to meet? 537 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,117 I need to fix the alarm, it's full of Romanians, here. 538 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,470 Are you racist for real? 539 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,478 Romanians are the number one burglars in Italy. 540 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:21,479 This fascist cynicism bothers me! 541 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,313 They are in first place among the foreigners. 542 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,797 Statistics say that there is a 75% chance 543 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,997 that an Italian will rob this house. You understand just a part of things. 544 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:36,671 - Almost nothing! - It must be hard to be always right! 545 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,472 What a lost cause! 546 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,670 It's late, I'm leaving. 547 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:49,959 Thank you for today. 548 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,989 I forgot... 549 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,954 Is that your dad's ashes? You loved him? 550 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,913 Come. 551 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,674 Here we go. Stellina '99. 552 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,792 - What's your real name? - Stellina '99. 553 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,397 - Bye. And you? - Stellina '93. 554 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,795 - What a nice name! - Thank you. 555 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:39,113 - Hi, Bernardo! - Hi, Luca! 556 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,115 - Thank you. - Thank you. 557 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:48,471 I'm sorry to keep you waiting. 558 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,797 I didn't know I was going to meet so many readers. 559 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,830 Sometimes it can be hard. 560 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,158 Emotionally. 561 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:04,558 - Did you write all those books? - Yes, but they are all the same. 562 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,390 How did you manage to write them all just the same? 563 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,397 - Let's go to a quieter place. - Yes. 564 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,919 Why here? 565 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:34,112 I saw a picture of your dad, it was shot there. 566 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,674 He looked happy. 567 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,753 Happiness is something you take seriously. 568 00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:43,080 A book of your choice by Simenon, ''Short Stories of Hemingway'', 569 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,311 A book of your choice by Simenon, ''Short Stories of Hemingway'', 570 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,597 ''Tender is the Night'' by Fitzgerald, Mario Vargas Llosa 571 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:53,196 and, obviously, ''One Hundred Years of Solitude''. 572 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:56,716 - You read that all? - A long time ago. 573 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,718 But I'd like to read them now for the first time. 574 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,070 And when they ask you which one is your favorite? 575 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,795 I always answer: ''Tex Willer'', because I'm unconventional. 576 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,834 And why? 577 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,839 - What? - Why were you in a convent? 578 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:20,072 I'm ''unconventional'', not ''in a convent''! 579 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,753 I always give stupid answers, right? 580 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,308 I'm sorry, I'm stupid. 581 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,318 You are not stupid, you just confuse words. 582 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,477 In Giulio's world, everyone is so mean! 583 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:36,752 - Also in mine. - Nuns must be mean in the convent! 584 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,673 I must go, it's getting late. 585 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:42,749 So... 586 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:53,993 I did my favorite writer! 587 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,469 - I'm a lucky girl! - I'm the lucky one! 588 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:02,792 Farewell! Write about me in your next novel. 589 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:14,029 - What have I done? - I must be mad! 590 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,470 - Me too! - I don't know what I had in mind! 591 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:21,155 Nothing ever happened and it won't happen again! 592 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,033 Done. By the way, it's your fault! 593 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,193 When a woman is available, no normal man could say no. 594 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,549 - What a jerk! - Because I say the truth? 595 00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,593 You people like lies! 596 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,478 - Who? - You. 597 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,996 We give a sense to what we do, you just give it a price! 598 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,477 I prefer to always say the truth, even when it is inconvenient. 599 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,478 - What's the truth? - That you are more beautiful. 600 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,999 - Than when? - Than Before. 601 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,756 Your lips, your eyes, your nose, 602 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,788 your shoulders, your beauty marks, your breasts... 603 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,595 It's late, I have to go. Feel free to stay, the house is still yours! 604 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,033 If I'm going to cry, I swear I'll kill myself! 605 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,834 Go to hell! I'll go home, take a shower and everything will disappear. 606 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,592 Nothing ever happened! 607 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:37,792 Everything was smooth in Milan. I'll be home in 30 minutes. 608 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:41,475 - Let's have breakfast in bed! - Oh, shit! 609 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:40,197 It has always been broken! Why did we fixed it now? 610 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,954 - What a smell! - Freshly baked! 611 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:17,479 You can't breathe... 612 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:21,428 Asthma. The air is full of pollen. 613 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,795 - Did you have a good time in Milan? - Very much. 614 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:29,798 Is everything fine? 615 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:32,589 I'll make some coffee. 616 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:41,149 I'm an horrible person! Bernardo doesn't deserve this! 617 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:59,911 The window broke again, I don't know how it happened. 618 00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:04,598 He understood it all. What a special man! 619 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,115 What a horrible woman! 620 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:09,470 Listen, 621 00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:15,395 we always talk about how important it is to be sincere. 622 00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:19,998 In a moment of weakness 623 00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:23,078 it can happen to look for other people. 624 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,598 We don't have to lie. 625 00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:29,429 Last night I slept with Simonetta. 626 00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:34,918 - I'm sorry. - Can you repeat that slowly? 627 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,910 It's the last thing I thought I would do. 628 00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:45,470 She came to the book store, I was so tired. 629 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:50,077 Think, Nina, think! Bernardo did that knock out. 630 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,556 She is Giulio's girlfriend, so we are even, technically. 631 00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:58,794 We can survive this. In the seventies it was normal. 632 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,155 Sex was fun then! 633 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:06,070 I'll tell him everything because I'm a honest person. 634 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,589 ...Ever forgive me. 635 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,958 No, I don't forgive you. 636 00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:18,595 You meet a showgirl and you fuck her? 637 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,035 - Shame on you! - That's how I feel. 638 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,799 I can't forgive you. Not now, not here. 639 00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,068 I don't know what to say. 640 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,316 We should make love. 641 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:34,717 We should go in the bedroom and make peace, 642 00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:38,992 this is how we should save our relationship. 643 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:42,476 But we can't do it, because my luggage is ready. 644 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,313 I don't even get to kick you out of the house? 645 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:50,399 I have a presentation at Aosta, I need to catch a plane. 646 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,197 Honey, can you take me to the airport? 647 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:05,389 - How was she? - What? 648 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,954 She, in bed. 649 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:14,118 What should I say? She did her part, she was generous. 650 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:17,437 Too much of an expert, maybe. 651 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,239 Expert... 652 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:25,434 More athletic than emotional. 653 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,792 Can I... No, fine. 654 00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:42,757 - I'm so sorry. - Me too. 655 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,195 - You can't imagine how much. - A kiss. 656 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:50,919 If it's not important, why did you tell me? 657 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:55,079 You got me in a minute. 658 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,237 You understand everything about me, 659 00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:02,319 you are special, love. That's why I love you. 660 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,598 Here we are. Up with sincerity and honesty. 661 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:15,792 Up with the fundamental values of the left party. 662 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:31,230 - What did you do? - I just came to say hi. 663 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:35,789 Take a seat. Not there. 664 00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:45,235 - It's nice here. - So you banged that communist 665 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,591 who is selling you the mansion? 666 00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:53,111 - Mind your words! - Think about yourself! 667 00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:56,676 The right question should be: ''How did you find out''? 668 00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:02,310 - How did you find out? - You never came here before. 669 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:06,115 I had to take some money to Switzerland, so I stopped here. 670 00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:11,075 We never talked about money or politics before 671 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:15,796 so you came here to talk about feelings and sex. 672 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:22,829 It was just a one night stand but things are getting complicated. 673 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,468 - No, Giulio. - What? 674 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:29,189 You came here to hear something from me 675 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,715 something that you don't want to say. - That is? 676 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,912 - That you are in love with her. - And? 677 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:39,032 Give me your full attention. 678 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,029 She could make a human being out of you. 679 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,112 - Do you love me? - No. 680 00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:51,237 Italians don't trust politics. 681 00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:55,797 - Do we trust Andrea Splendore? - I don't even trust myself anymore! 682 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:58,792 Just because you fucked that rightist guy? 683 00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,155 Excuse me if I said ''rightist'' out loud. 684 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,236 I'd never thought it! 685 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:07,035 You are the only one left who thinks in terms of right and left. 686 00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:11,073 And after 12 years of monogamy... 687 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:15,990 You refreshed that part of your body! 688 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:21,238 - If it's like that, I don't like it. - Like that, it's more fun! 689 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:24,033 - How long are we working? - Five minutes. 690 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,720 - I'm tired, let's have a break. - A break. 691 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,473 A double coffee, thank you. 692 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:34,309 For me, coffee with a dash of milk, served in a big cup. Thank you. 693 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:39,999 You betrayed Bernardo, who betrayed you. What's so bad? 694 00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,237 - Two betrayals. - It's bad to cheat for a profit 695 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:47,319 it's good to cheat for passion. - My passion is alarming! 696 00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:52,118 It's a sinister passion. He represents what I dislike in a man. 697 00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:54,800 - If you want, I'm single. - I don't want. Thank you. 698 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,759 Everybody knows that I'm easy! 699 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,838 - Is it true what they say? - No! 700 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,752 I deny everything! 701 00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,798 - So there's not a strike today. - Strike? 702 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,918 Strike: Cessation or slowdown of work by employees. 703 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:16,397 - I'm having a nervous breakdown! - And it doesn't show at all! 704 00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:23,039 As Kurt Vonnegut said: ''we are what we pretend to be 705 00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,470 so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.'' 706 00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,592 What does the successful writer pretend to be? 707 00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,837 An honest person, a responsible citizen 708 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:37,595 a polite guest for this planet. 709 00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,479 And in the personal sphere? 710 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,913 I try to be a good partner. 711 00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:47,434 - A pretend one or a real one? - A real one. 712 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,796 Say that you are the love of my life! 713 00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,599 I'm the love of your life! 714 00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:03,038 Dear Giulio, you and men like you 715 00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,913 are what is most dreadful in the world. 716 00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:09,476 You are selfish, you are rich because you don't pay taxes 717 00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,915 and you think money is everything. 718 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:16,713 Dear Nina, you and people like you are unbearable to me. 719 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:21,550 You talk about equality and then humiliate a waiter at the restaurant. 720 00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:25,077 If your daughter takes home a nigger, you have a stroke! 721 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:28,476 At least I'm consistent with what I think and what I do. 722 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,552 At least I'm consistent with what I think and what I do. 723 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,234 I don't want to see you ever again. 724 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,032 I don't want to see you ever again. 725 00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:11,317 - Tell me you are in love with me. - You are in love with me! 726 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:14,712 - Jerk! - You are in love with a jerk! 727 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,319 I hate you. 728 00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:58,958 - Here we go. - What a surprise! 729 00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:03,475 I decided to follow the tips I read in a magazine. 730 00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:06,478 - What magazine? - ''The Italian Cousin''. 731 00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:09,751 - What? - ''The Italian Cousin''. 732 00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:12,798 She must be somebody important. I wonder who is her cousin. 733 00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:17,670 - She is good. - You mean: ''The Italian Cuisine''? 734 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:31,239 You are right! It was bothering me not to know who was her cousin! 735 00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:34,955 - You are right. - Let's have a toast. 736 00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:39,554 - To what? - Soon the mansion will be yours 737 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,191 and you will not have anymore excuses to see Nina. 738 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,828 Or maybe you'll decide she is the right one for you. 739 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,956 At least, you will make a decision. 740 00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:52,595 Right. 741 00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:16,068 I'm not the woman who is going to stay here waiting for you. 742 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:46,559 Let's go. 743 00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,998 No, it's not good. I can't say these things. 744 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,588 - I don't understand. - Listen, honey. 745 00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:01,794 ''We are like strings who are woven together.'' I don't understand a thing. 746 00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:04,917 - Do you understand? - No, I don't. 747 00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:09,196 Seems like you're talking about your boyfriend. I don't like it. 748 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,589 - So? - We are going to use it... 749 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:15,469 - For today's interview. - Start again with the speech. 750 00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,074 Internet, the youth. The city of... 751 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:23,479 - All roads lead to... - Rome. 752 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:28,236 - Rome, Andrea. - Rome deserves better! 753 00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,189 - It's broken. - It's the menu. 754 00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:36,398 Yes, but it's broken, it doesn't work. Get a new one. 755 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:40,192 Are you still here? Go away and start writing. 756 00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:49,909 I'm crazy for you, I'm enthusiastic about you. 757 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:52,235 I believe in you. 758 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:57,994 Go away and start writing my speech. 759 00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:09,070 Maybe it was a hasty decision to hire that girl. 760 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:12,954 That's crazy. It means I was wrong. 761 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:17,198 - You are never wrong. - My father always said: 762 00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:19,916 ''It was better when we were better.'' 763 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:36,191 ''In these complicated days I need to write in a quieter place. 764 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:41,479 I thought I could go to Venice or to Istanbul, or to Goa. 765 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:46,910 I made you very sad lately, but I'll make you very happy.'' 766 00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,031 ''I'll do this for you''. 767 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:17,070 Since I can't live in the mansion I thought I could live with you. 768 01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:21,598 I found a broken window so I entered. 769 01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,990 I fixed it. 770 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,759 Don't worry, relax. 771 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:29,593 I'll be the image of discretion. 772 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:31,839 All right. 773 01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,114 - You forgot your phone. - I know. 774 01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:37,800 - It rang. - I'll see who it was. 775 01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:39,791 It was Giulio. 776 01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:44,318 He's a nice guy. He told me about you guys. 777 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:48,310 He said you are good in bed. 778 01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:51,756 I'd never thought that! 779 01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,796 Did he say something else? 780 01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,474 He said that tomorrow evening 781 01:00:56,600 --> 01:01:00,229 he will take you to a reception at his club. 782 01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,430 - Tomorrow evening. - Seems interesting, no? 783 01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:05,556 A night out after such secrecy! 784 01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:13,114 Go to sleep early, tomorrow we have a lot to do. 785 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,800 - We? - I'm a single woman. 786 01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:20,317 I write for the left party and I fell for a rightist man. 787 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,954 Tomorrow I want to look like the woman they like. 788 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,992 I'm mesmerized by such courage! 789 01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,553 - Ready? - Let's go. 790 01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:33,473 - Economy, equality or freedom? - Freedom. 791 01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:36,592 - Civil rights, tradition or freedom? - Tradition. 792 01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:38,950 - Developing countries. - First bomb, then rebuild. 793 01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:42,755 - Third world. - Let's help them. There not here! 794 01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,796 - Hairdresser? - Once a week. 795 01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:47,472 - Wax? - Complete. 796 01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:50,677 - Holidays. - Maldives, Canaries... 797 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,478 - Balearic Islands. - In winter? 798 01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:55,312 Saint Moritz, Cortina and Cervinia. 799 01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:58,034 - Heroes. - Briatore, Norris, Mickey Mouse. 800 01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:01,994 - Montanelli? - Who? 801 01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:05,669 Two Maghrebies just opened a fair-trade shop downstairs. 802 01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,598 - Let's go then. - Of course we don't go! 803 01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:11,069 We don't go there! 804 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,714 If they have an underdeveloped economy it's their business! 805 01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:18,118 I'm sorry. I'm hungry, can we eat something? 806 01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:22,392 - What could we eat? - What about a kebab? 807 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:25,478 No! You don't eat kebab! You eat sushi! 808 01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:30,435 Kebab is leftist, sushi is rightist! We are never going to make it! 809 01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:44,395 I'm late, I'm late. 810 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,993 Dear Nina, please stay with us. I beg you. 811 01:02:57,120 --> 01:03:01,113 May I present you the Countess Nina Gaffe Von Inderburg. 812 01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:05,392 She comes from a refined family, there are even Nazi criminals in it! 813 01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:11,469 If we take my helicopter we could have lunch at Montecarlo, 814 01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:14,754 then we could go to Freiburg 815 01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:19,197 and have dinner at Otello's because I need simple food. 816 01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:21,794 - What do you think? - Excuse me. 817 01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,312 After you. 818 01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:29,750 - What are you doing here? - I passed by to meet old friends. 819 01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:32,954 You came to laugh at me. 820 01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:37,956 Look there. If you go down the stairs you'll find Giulio and his world. 821 01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:41,038 And you'll be alone, like you have never been before. 822 01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:46,911 I just wanted to take you as far as I could. 823 01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:51,954 Go, Nina. Good luck. 824 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:34,399 So, I'm with this lawyer and guess what he does? 825 01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:38,432 He takes out his Masonic lodge membership card! 826 01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:40,670 Lucky him! 827 01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:44,549 So beautiful and so alone! 828 01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:49,428 We look like friends here, but you have to be careful. 829 01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:53,798 We are beset by danger! What do you do? 830 01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:58,590 Anthropological researches. Predators, leeches, 831 01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:01,598 various reptiles... - This is so... 832 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:04,598 Beg your pardon. Dad, she is Nina. 833 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,749 - Is she a friend of yours? - Is he your father? 834 01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:12,429 As you can see, Miss, father and son have the same taste. 835 01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:15,830 - He is just taller! - I'll show her around, dad. 836 01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:20,191 You are so beautiful dressed like a woman! 837 01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:22,596 Nice compliment! 838 01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:27,398 - I thought you wouldn't come. - Me too! 839 01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:30,596 Let's enjoy this evening. 840 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,591 Thank you. 841 01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:43,759 You despise this world, don't you? 842 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:46,434 I don't belong here. 843 01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:49,193 You don't belong with Bernardo, and you know it. 844 01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:54,837 This is just a complicated moment. 845 01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:58,393 Be with me. 846 01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:01,998 I mean it. 847 01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:08,158 I mean it. 848 01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:22,114 I knew it. Those like you don't ever change. 849 01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:27,951 I must go. 850 01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:36,077 You can't dump me like this. It's not that easy. 851 01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:39,036 It's not easy at all. 852 01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:44,714 It's not easy to be here, to be like you or to be like me. 853 01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,032 Let me go. 854 01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:51,995 Now. 855 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,434 To be rightist is a good thing at least for a reason: 856 01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:05,432 people obey you and you get to decide fast. 857 01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:19,070 - What are you drinking? - A cocktail. 858 01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:36,997 What? 859 01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:39,598 I don't understand. 860 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:44,477 You know I'm trying to have a baby. 861 01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:50,559 We are doing some tests to find out why we can't get pregnant. 862 01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:57,392 Bernardo froze his sperm to save it for the tests. 863 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:15,109 It's Bernardo. 864 01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:20,472 Try not to tell him, please. 865 01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:24,675 How are you, honey? I'm writing so much! 866 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:28,679 Venice is the perfect city for writing. 867 01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:31,475 I'm almost done. 868 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:35,559 This book will be first on the charts even if I won't go to that talk-show! 869 01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:38,677 - When are you coming back? - Soon, but not now. 870 01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:41,951 - I need some time. - I see. 871 01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:46,198 I'm at the Baglioni Hotel, the same we were in 2004. 872 01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:48,316 I always think about you! 873 01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:52,598 Tomorrow we must hand in the keys of the mansion. Can you go? 874 01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:57,436 I can't, honey. The tide is high here. 875 01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:04,117 The ferry, the tourists... It's impossible, I'm sorry. 876 01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:05,229 Don't worry. 877 01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,715 - Bye, my love. - Bye. 878 01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:11,308 Who is Luana? And who is Moana? 879 01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:52,070 What did you write in that speech? 880 01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:55,795 To be honest and brave? You are neither one of those. 881 01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:58,474 I know, but that's my business. 882 01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:01,837 Yes, sure. You are supposed to be a leftist, 883 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:05,959 open minded and progressive but you are fooling yourself. 884 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:09,753 What do you know about it? 885 01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:15,716 Do you know why you inherited the mansion? 886 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:21,556 Because I didn't want it. Your father and I had a relationship. 887 01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:25,792 His greatest regret was that he couldn't tell you. 888 01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:29,709 No, I'm not... 889 01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:34,038 You are like: ''I can accept to have an homosexual son 890 01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:36,230 but not a father, never!'' 891 01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:43,109 I had to behave like a queer to be accepted by you. 892 01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:47,393 Did you really think that they shot porn movies in the mansion? 893 01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:51,593 - Why are you saying all this? - Your father always said that. 894 01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:57,831 If you want something, you have to stand up and go get it. 895 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,758 - What do I have to do? - What do I know? 896 01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:15,037 I'm just an old widow! I'm emotional. 897 01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:18,790 You know what to do. 898 01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:23,397 But I can tell you this one thing. You father was... 899 01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:25,793 You see? 900 01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:32,594 No. Your father is proud of you! 901 01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:36,796 Try to deserve it. 902 01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:07,038 And to think that I just wanted to sell this house! 903 01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:11,072 And to think that I just wanted to buy it! 904 01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:14,592 Now, we are both content. 905 01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:16,235 And now? 906 01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:20,751 Do you want to know what happens now between you and me? 907 01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:25,916 I want nothing from you, but what is going to happen. 908 01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:28,156 We must not talk about this, 909 01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:31,715 not even to other people. 910 01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:40,113 If I will have a baby, I'll let you give him your name. 911 01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:45,317 We will have to fight over every aspect of his life. 912 01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:49,910 You want a baby from me, but you don't want me to be his father. 913 01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:52,755 I'm not asking you anything. 914 01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:57,752 I hope he'll get what's best from me and what's best from you. 915 01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:02,038 I hope he will know that, even if by mistake or by deceit, 916 01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:06,316 we loved each other. 917 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:15,477 And after? 918 01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:19,029 We will be enemies again! 919 01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:36,789 Please. 920 01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:42,957 ALL I HAVE EVER WANTED I had to give it to you by hand! 921 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,560 TO S. WHO ASKED ME TO BE WRITTEN ABOUT 922 01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:51,996 You are a man of success, you have travelled, 923 01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:55,396 you went to a convent, your books are sold at the supermarket... 924 01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:57,796 Not only there! 925 01:13:57,880 --> 01:14:01,714 Does all this seem funny to you? 926 01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:04,479 - Funny? - I mean, all your fans... 927 01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:07,194 To use a dedication to get to fuck me again, 928 01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:11,159 to have lied for years to that girl with the silly name... 929 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:14,673 Everything seems so funny to me. 930 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,309 You came here to tell me so? 931 01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:22,588 What? 932 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:26,590 This? No, itjust came to my mind. 933 01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:31,555 I'm here to have breakfast, this is a restaurant, right? 934 01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:33,756 - Yes. - Let's order then. 935 01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:37,230 You pay, because you are a writer of westsellers! 936 01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:43,909 I'll get a cappuccino. 937 01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:48,431 Good morning. The final results just arrived. 938 01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:51,235 Who won? 939 01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:56,036 Andrea Splendore, 32 years old, is the new mayor of Rome! 940 01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:59,470 We are now waiting for his victory speech. 941 01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:04,470 - I didn't write the speech! - You didn't! 942 01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:05,993 I forgot it! 943 01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:15,389 Where are you? Where's my speech? 944 01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:19,593 - We won! - No, we destroyed them! 945 01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:23,474 I want my speech now! N like ''now'', O like... 946 01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:29,115 I don't know, and W like ''where the fuck is my speech?'' 947 01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:32,793 Dumb! 948 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:38,475 O like ''oblivious''! 949 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:42,752 It's eight o'clock, let's go. We can do it, come on! 950 01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:47,716 ''My first priority will be to look at the youth and its dreams, 951 01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:51,389 at the two million unemployed, at those who lost their house, 952 01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:54,318 to those who are afraid when a bill arrives, 953 01:15:54,440 --> 01:15:58,115 to those who have been fired and those who don't believe in politics.'' 954 01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:00,595 Find what Bobby Kennedy said about GNP. 955 01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:03,752 - What? - Find what Bobby Kennedy 956 01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:06,752 said about GNP. Search Google. 957 01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:11,913 ''Our Gross National Product measures neither our wit nor our courage 958 01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:15,112 neither our wisdom nor our learning or our compassion. 959 01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:18,118 It measures everything except that which makes life worthwhile.'' 960 01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:22,596 - This is left-wing bullshit! - Yes, it suits you, not me! 961 01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:29,471 - What's going on? - Turn on your computer and help me. 962 01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:32,478 I forgot about the speech. Were you sleeping? 963 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:35,717 No, I was having sex with Gian Enrico. 964 01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:37,831 - Who? - I know! 965 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:40,719 I decided to bring some joy to his senseless life! 966 01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:45,550 I'm sending you the speech, correct it. It's missing the ending. 967 01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:47,756 I'll get my laptop. 968 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:51,913 - Is everything fine? - I must work, but you can go on. 969 01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:57,389 - What do you mean? - Think about it. 970 01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:05,399 Now, about the ending. ''The reaction to a crisis must be...'' 971 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:09,150 How does it have to be? 972 01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:12,556 - No panic. Focus. - Focus. 973 01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:14,710 Think, Nina. 974 01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:17,559 Whenever I'm in need I wonder what Travaglio would do. 975 01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:21,948 I can't believe it! It's Mr. Travaglio! 976 01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:26,789 - She's crazy! - Mr. Travaglio! 977 01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:32,033 It's you! I'm Nina, can I please ask you a very important question? 978 01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:35,232 - Yes, go on. - How should we react to the crisis? 979 01:17:35,360 --> 01:17:39,558 - It is a long thing to explain. - If you could only tell me... 980 01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:55,794 If you tell this to anyone, I'll kill you! 981 01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:08,312 Everything is fine. 982 01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:12,157 And now? 983 01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:16,075 We will be enemies again! 984 01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:31,550 Wait a minute, Andrea is in a meeting. 985 01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:35,394 - Today is a big day! - Sure. 986 01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:01,959 This is not good. Put this just after the start. 987 01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:06,994 When you say to believe in politics and not in parties... 988 01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:10,317 This is the real world, don't put any fiction. 989 01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:15,594 It is absurd also when you say that social networks are important. 990 01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:20,790 The part about the youth is crap. Take that out. 991 01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:23,793 Correct everything. I'll see you upstairs. 992 01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:26,315 She's a moron! 993 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:33,232 - Now we can use the boat. - I'm busy, we'll see. 994 01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:35,794 Today Rome, tomorrow... 995 01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:39,838 - Where does the premier stay? - Palazzo Chigi. 996 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:41,115 One minute. 997 01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:45,595 Good luck. 998 01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:48,750 You are handsome! 999 01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:53,952 First there's the TV, then we'll join the crowd in the street. 1000 01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:56,310 The crowd! 1001 01:19:57,760 --> 01:19:58,988 Here. 1002 01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:00,795 Is everything fine? 1003 01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:06,470 - Did we already... - No. 1004 01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:08,073 Why not? 1005 01:20:09,120 --> 01:20:10,951 I'll call you later. 1006 01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:16,477 Ladies and gentleman, the mayor of Rome! 1007 01:20:22,440 --> 01:20:23,953 Thank you. 1008 01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:27,192 Citizens of Rome, Italians, 1009 01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:30,477 foreigner friends, it's an honour to be here today. 1010 01:20:31,880 --> 01:20:35,111 This is the day we'll tell our children. We will say to them: 1011 01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:55,559 We won! 1012 01:20:56,240 --> 01:20:59,437 We won! Thank you all. 1013 01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:05,840 Second last chapter: 1014 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:08,673 ''Let's see how our dear mayor looks like now.'' 1015 01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:18,192 Your eyes are so beautiful! 1016 01:21:18,280 --> 01:21:23,718 No, the second last chapter is: ''Time to dump the man you loved.'' 1017 01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:33,191 What a nice surprise! 1018 01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:36,909 The book is done, it's going to be a masterpiece. 1019 01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:39,793 She's a friend of mine, a journalist. 1020 01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:44,793 That hurts! 1021 01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:49,317 Look at the handkerchief, there's something inside. 1022 01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:52,392 One, two, three. 1023 01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:56,479 It's nice when you take care of everything and there's nothing to do 1024 01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,474 other then just wait for time to pass. 1025 01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:02,149 FIVE MONTHS LATER 1026 01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:11,470 It was worth it to come here to see you so relaxed. 1027 01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:15,598 - What else could you want? - I don't need anything else. 1028 01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:19,309 Everything seems perfect here. 1029 01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:26,715 - You... - Tell me. 1030 01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:29,915 What are you doing here, exactly? 1031 01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:42,311 Join our No TAV meeting! Thank you. 1032 01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:51,554 I must go, it's late. 1033 01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:57,917 - What are you doing here? - Shall we go? 1034 01:22:58,040 --> 01:23:00,713 - Where? - Serge said 1035 01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:02,717 that you have an ultrasound scan booked. 1036 01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:03,750 It doesn't concern you. 1037 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:08,310 I booked it in a private hospital where we don't have to be in line 1038 01:23:08,480 --> 01:23:11,711 together with Chinese, Indians and Peruvians. 1039 01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:14,115 - What did you do? - Let's go, I parked in a tow zone. 1040 01:23:16,520 --> 01:23:20,798 I don't want this to happen again. I go wherever I want, and I walk to it. 1041 01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:24,759 Can I walk with you? If you get tired, I'll carry you. 1042 01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:26,319 I rather let myself die here. 1043 01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:32,318 Are you eating too much? Let me tell you that your ass is getting big. 1044 01:23:32,480 --> 01:23:33,754 Fuck you! 1045 01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:36,913 If the baby will talk like you I'll never forgive you. 1046 01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:40,157 As long as he won't think like you it's fine for me! 1047 01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:42,396 - You are arrogant. - You are vulgar. 1048 01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:44,431 - Fine. - Fine! 1049 01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:46,431 - Do you know what they say... - I don't care. 1050 01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:50,911 That pregnant women get more beautiful. I must admit it's true! 1051 01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:52,712 - Do you mean it? - No. 1052 01:23:52,840 --> 01:23:55,195 - Let's go by car, please. - No. 1053 01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:57,236 - Why? - Because I say so. 1054 01:23:57,840 --> 01:24:02,595 The names you picked: ''Dodo, Lollo, Dado'' 1055 01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:05,996 are names good for dogs. I rejected them all. 1056 01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:08,953 Also Dodo? That is the name of my great grandfather. 1057 01:24:09,640 --> 01:24:12,791 - Too bad for him! - Dodo! 1058 01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:17,478 This story begins with a woman who believed so much in the future 1059 01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:20,239 that she decided to bring into the world one inhabitant in more. 1060 01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:23,670 Her and her father were not able to change things 1061 01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:27,076 but those who come will put together the best from their parents. 1062 01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:30,158 No one knows what will happen. 1063 01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:33,795 Best things in life are not our certainties, 1064 01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:37,236 best things in life are our changes. 1065 01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:55,238 A SINISTER PASSION 1066 01:24:55,360 --> 01:24:56,315 Dedicated to Carol Levi 80569

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