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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,460 --> 00:00:06,590 Previously on "Good Girls." 2 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:09,980 Jesus. 3 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:11,330 Yeah. 4 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:13,030 Guess we're back in business. 5 00:00:13,070 --> 00:00:14,900 I made some stupid joke about most movers 6 00:00:14,940 --> 00:00:16,160 coming straight out of prison, 7 00:00:16,210 --> 00:00:18,120 and the lead guy with the tattoo thingie, 8 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:20,250 his rap sheet reads like a CVS receipt. 9 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:21,706 - Lemonade? - He's gonna wash in ways 10 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,170 that we can't. 11 00:00:23,210 --> 00:00:25,350 - I'll text you the drop point. - 50-50, right? 12 00:00:25,390 --> 00:00:27,390 - We said 10. - I meant 50. 13 00:00:27,430 --> 00:00:31,960 Dr. Cohen mentioned that you could possibly play a role 14 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,530 in our healing. 15 00:00:33,570 --> 00:00:36,100 Remember last winter when we saw that Celica 16 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:38,180 slam into the pickup truck on I-94? 17 00:00:38,230 --> 00:00:40,100 - Uh-huh. - Is that my life? 18 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,426 So how is this supposed to work, anyway? 19 00:00:41,450 --> 00:00:43,280 Just talk about what's bothering you. 20 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:44,996 What if it was something you wouldn't like 21 00:00:45,020 --> 00:00:46,086 but we wouldn't have to sit next 22 00:00:46,110 --> 00:00:47,190 to the bathroom ever again? 23 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:48,560 His daddy's gonna be proud, too. 24 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,150 I thought you said he was gone. 25 00:00:53,030 --> 00:00:53,980 Yeah, and then he'll pop back up 26 00:00:54,030 --> 00:00:55,070 like he always does. 27 00:00:55,110 --> 00:00:56,250 - Hey, Mama. - Daddy! 28 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,070 - What's up, bub? - How you doing? 29 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:00,550 She ain't comin'. 30 00:01:09,260 --> 00:01:11,220 Yeah, we both know how this ends. 31 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:22,970 So what's up? 32 00:01:23,010 --> 00:01:24,970 How you been? Kids good? 33 00:01:27,490 --> 00:01:29,110 You know, my boy says Jane's 34 00:01:29,150 --> 00:01:32,590 like the superstar forward on the team. 35 00:01:32,630 --> 00:01:34,670 You think they'll make the finals this year or what? 36 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,510 Oh. 37 00:01:39,550 --> 00:01:40,990 I gotta show you something. 38 00:01:49,390 --> 00:01:51,560 Lung. 39 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,130 Spleen. 40 00:02:00,660 --> 00:02:01,880 Shoulder. 41 00:02:07,580 --> 00:02:09,490 - Thanks, man. - Sure thing. 42 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,800 To your aim. 43 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,900 Well, suit yourself. 44 00:02:24,860 --> 00:02:26,810 Well, bottoms up. 45 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:29,210 You got a lot to celebrate. 46 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,780 Well, you made a beautiful family. 47 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:34,390 Helped out your community and whatnot. 48 00:02:34,430 --> 00:02:36,960 Hell, I bet they name a wing after you at your kids' school. 49 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,520 Don't do... that. 50 00:02:41,830 --> 00:02:45,490 It just puts off what's gonna come anyway. 51 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,840 And then you gotta wait for it, 52 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,050 and trust me, that's... 53 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,750 That's just way worse. 54 00:02:54,230 --> 00:02:57,020 Check it out. 55 00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:58,670 You're my girl, 56 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:03,330 and so I'ma take it easy on you. 57 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:05,770 I'll do it myself. 58 00:03:08,380 --> 00:03:11,250 Let's get this over with. 59 00:03:13,380 --> 00:03:15,730 What do you say? 60 00:03:18,910 --> 00:03:21,220 I'm pregnant. 61 00:03:31,790 --> 00:03:33,010 How was that? 62 00:03:34,060 --> 00:03:36,710 - Again. - Again? 63 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:37,930 Again. 64 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,280 Okay. 65 00:03:55,030 --> 00:03:56,300 You awake? 66 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,870 - Oh, I need that. - There you go. 67 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,090 Can I... sit? 68 00:04:05,130 --> 00:04:07,220 Yeah, sure. 69 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:09,400 - Is it sweet enough for you? - Huh? 70 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,880 I put in that low-cal hazelnut stuff. 71 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:16,400 Um, can you take Danny to his ortho appointment today? 72 00:04:16,450 --> 00:04:18,400 I'm sorry, I gotta... 73 00:04:18,450 --> 00:04:20,890 What has been going on here? 74 00:04:22,970 --> 00:04:25,540 Sex? 75 00:04:25,590 --> 00:04:27,086 We've done it more in the last few weeks 76 00:04:27,110 --> 00:04:30,290 - than we did in high school. - It's good. 77 00:04:30,330 --> 00:04:32,030 It's like a circus. 78 00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:35,420 Like an awesome Russian traveling kind of circus. 79 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:38,266 Like the kind with a bear that rides the bike? 80 00:04:38,290 --> 00:04:40,300 No, believe me, I am not complaining. 81 00:04:40,340 --> 00:04:41,626 I'm just trying to wrap my head around... 82 00:04:41,650 --> 00:04:44,820 I guess I just... 83 00:04:46,610 --> 00:04:49,520 Feel like we're in a better place. 84 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:52,610 Well, any time you wanna visit more places, 85 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:53,700 I'm... 86 00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:57,660 Totally, like, TripAdvisor. 87 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:01,530 Can I shower now? 88 00:05:08,190 --> 00:05:09,410 Beth. 89 00:05:17,030 --> 00:05:19,340 I love you. 90 00:05:24,430 --> 00:05:27,340 I'll wake up the kids. 91 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:42,750 What nights are you working this week? 92 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:45,840 Uh, all of them, if they give me the shifts. 93 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,866 'Cause I'm gonna have to meet the girls for you-know-what. 94 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:49,320 Egg roll. 95 00:05:49,370 --> 00:05:51,670 - But I didn't even say... - Egg roll. 96 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:52,956 I said you-know-what instead of... 97 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:54,760 Egg and roll. 98 00:05:58,420 --> 00:05:59,980 A safe word can't be two words. 99 00:06:00,030 --> 00:06:04,340 Babe, only way this works is if I know nothing. 100 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:06,690 So it's just egg roll, then? 101 00:06:06,730 --> 00:06:08,186 If you don't wanna hear about my job, 102 00:06:08,210 --> 00:06:09,990 then I cannot hear about yours. 103 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,560 - Just to be clear... - Mm-hmm? 104 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,040 - I was about to say... - Egg roll. 105 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,000 Animals! Slop's on! 106 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:18,440 No, that's a normal wedgie. 107 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,350 Okay, I'm... I'm a bit scared to ask. 108 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,220 It's your job to ask, Josh. 109 00:06:22,270 --> 00:06:24,570 Uh, Dr. Cohen. 110 00:06:26,270 --> 00:06:28,490 Fine, what's an atomic wedgie? 111 00:06:28,530 --> 00:06:31,450 Both sides front and back same time, 112 00:06:31,490 --> 00:06:33,410 - equal pressure. - Oh, my God. 113 00:06:33,450 --> 00:06:36,760 - Yeah, way worse for a girl. - I'll take your word for it. 114 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,696 You know how they cut those big blocks of cheese 115 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,590 - with that wire? - Okay. 116 00:06:40,630 --> 00:06:42,086 And I would, like, get up on a coffee table 117 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,330 or the stairs for max yank leverage. 118 00:06:44,380 --> 00:06:45,860 Mm-hmm, nice. 119 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:50,770 So Beth controlled the remote? 120 00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:52,780 Literally every Saturday morning, 121 00:06:52,820 --> 00:06:55,560 all I wanted was nine bowls of cereal and "Muppet Babies." 122 00:06:55,610 --> 00:06:58,090 Uh-huh, and what about now? 123 00:06:58,130 --> 00:06:59,130 What do you mean? 124 00:06:59,170 --> 00:07:00,196 How do you handle it now 125 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,660 when she takes the remote? 126 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:04,480 I have my own TV. 127 00:07:04,530 --> 00:07:06,530 It's a metaphor, Annie. 128 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:09,156 When she tries to be the boss of you, 129 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:10,230 what do you do? 130 00:07:13,230 --> 00:07:14,580 Same, same. 131 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:16,970 You give you adult sister an atomic wedgie? 132 00:07:17,540 --> 00:07:19,500 It's a metaphor, Josh. 133 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,020 Okay, hear me out. 134 00:07:22,070 --> 00:07:25,030 What if your behavior is just reinforcing her behavior? 135 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:26,510 What, you mean like it's my fault 136 00:07:26,550 --> 00:07:27,786 that she's a total control freak? 137 00:07:27,810 --> 00:07:30,160 Well, instead of acting like a child, 138 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,640 maybe try to consider where she's coming from. 139 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,820 You learned all that online? 140 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,220 And we're finished. 141 00:07:43,260 --> 00:07:45,050 For good? 142 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,830 - Today. - Hmm. 143 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,230 Oh, send Sally in, will you? 144 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:54,710 She's the brace face with the attitude problem. 145 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:57,540 Don't tell her I said that. 146 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:21,170 ♪ You know it's been a long, long road ♪ 147 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:25,000 ♪ Since I packed up and left on my own ♪ 148 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:29,180 ♪ And I carry a heavy load 149 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:32,570 ♪ Just trying to get back to her heart ♪ 150 00:08:52,110 --> 00:08:55,990 ♪ I sure ain't got no home 151 00:08:56,030 --> 00:08:59,990 ♪ I seem to find love where I ramble ♪ 152 00:09:00,030 --> 00:09:03,520 ♪ And when it's time to go 153 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,950 ♪ I hear that voice again 154 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,430 ♪ Saying find your way back 155 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:15,350 ♪ Find your way back to her heart ♪ 156 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,790 ♪ Find your way back 157 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:26,230 ♪ Find your way back to her heart ♪ 158 00:09:34,420 --> 00:09:36,200 ♪ Find your way back 159 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:40,730 ♪ Find your way back to her heart ♪ 160 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,510 ♪ Find your way back 161 00:09:45,340 --> 00:09:49,430 ♪ Find your way back to her heart ♪ 162 00:09:49,470 --> 00:09:53,390 ♪ Find your way back your way back ♪ 163 00:09:53,430 --> 00:09:55,220 ♪ Find your way back 164 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,920 ♪ Find your way back [knocking] 165 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:00,750 Mommy, Auntie's here. 166 00:10:00,790 --> 00:10:03,490 Uh, just a minute. 167 00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:07,620 Does that look like a mild sauce to you? 168 00:10:07,670 --> 00:10:08,670 - Does it? - Uh-oh. 169 00:10:08,710 --> 00:10:10,670 - Mmm, wait. - It gets worse. 170 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,540 - Sir, they're all red. - I can't really... 171 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:15,110 Why don't you taste it, then, and you tell me? 172 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:17,460 Our boy just got starched at the Bell. 173 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,940 - Hard. - Wait for it. 174 00:10:21,770 --> 00:10:22,990 Oh, no! 175 00:10:24,030 --> 00:10:26,250 - Where'd you get this? - Drunk Detroit. 176 00:10:26,290 --> 00:10:28,250 It's hilarious when you don't know the person. 177 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:30,780 So did he want mild or not want mild? 178 00:10:30,820 --> 00:10:33,170 It's unclear, but then the cops tase him 179 00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:35,146 and he pulls out the Taser cords like some kind of beast. 180 00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:36,700 - You serious? - Yeah, 181 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:37,886 and then they choke him out and arrest him. 182 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:39,310 - For a damn chalupa? - Mm-hmm. 183 00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:41,310 Guess that's why he never made the drop. 184 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,180 Who are you guys talking about? 185 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:48,010 - This dumb-ass has our money. - Again. 186 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,110 I gotta pee. 187 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,810 Mom, Danny won't let me play with him. 188 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:10,186 - You're too little. - No, I'm not. 189 00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:11,730 - Yes, you are. - You're no fun! 190 00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:13,120 You're supposed to let me play. 191 00:11:13,170 --> 00:11:14,470 I don't wanna play with you. 192 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:15,520 Mom! 193 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:29,750 ♪ Every time I look in those eyes... ♪ 194 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,970 - It's even better with water. - Oh. 195 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:37,630 Sorry, I was, um... I was just doing research. 196 00:11:37,670 --> 00:11:39,580 Brand specs are in the binders. 197 00:11:39,630 --> 00:11:41,166 - No, here... come here. - Hop in, hop in. 198 00:11:41,190 --> 00:11:42,940 Come on, I'll show you. Come on. 199 00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:44,110 Here. 200 00:11:44,150 --> 00:11:45,680 Hand. 201 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:46,630 All right. 202 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:50,120 This is a first. 203 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,080 - Okay, ready? - Close your eyes. 204 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,250 - We have a staff meeting. - I know, I know, I know. 205 00:11:54,290 --> 00:11:56,600 Trust me. Close your eyes. 206 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:57,690 Okay. 207 00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:00,470 What do you see? 208 00:12:01,910 --> 00:12:04,870 - People staring. - No, on the inside. 209 00:12:04,910 --> 00:12:06,790 Imagine water. 210 00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:10,440 What... what does that... what does that make you feel? 211 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,790 - Silly. - Okay. 212 00:12:16,140 --> 00:12:19,230 You're in your backyard. 213 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,020 And it's night. 214 00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:24,410 And there's... 215 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:27,630 a gentle breeze, there's fireflies, 216 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:32,030 and you got your favorite drink. 217 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:34,250 - Negroni. - Perfect. 218 00:12:34,290 --> 00:12:36,470 Now what do you feel? 219 00:12:36,510 --> 00:12:39,170 Mm, possibility. 220 00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:42,170 Ooh, that's good. 221 00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:44,170 Possibility's good. 222 00:12:44,210 --> 00:12:46,780 People don't care how things work for the most part, 223 00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:52,090 so I just try to sell feelings. 224 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:55,400 That's really smart. 225 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,010 It's a old trick from the dealership days. 226 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,190 Will you have dinner with me? 227 00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:05,100 What? 228 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:09,810 You, me, wine, food, wherever you wanna go. 229 00:13:09,850 --> 00:13:12,980 To talk strategy or some bus-dev or... 230 00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:16,380 Whatever you need to tell your wife. 231 00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,860 Let me know. I'm open. 232 00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:26,390 Well no wonder people escape. 233 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,740 Look at this. 234 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:29,130 Right through the metal detector. 235 00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:30,260 - Hey! - Huh? 236 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:31,700 But they take my Flamin' Cheetos? 237 00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:33,650 Why do you even have that? 238 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:36,880 What if I have to bust out of a trunk? 239 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,830 Meanwhile I get cavity searched. 240 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,530 Which, by the way, methinks she was 241 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:43,140 - a little too into it. - She was a lot into it. 242 00:13:44,930 --> 00:13:47,020 I'm gonna do all the talking, okay? 243 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,370 Why? 244 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,890 - Because I hired him. - She hired him. 245 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,850 Speaking of which, what is the, uh, 246 00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:55,200 hierarchy of our new business venture? 247 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,306 What are you talking about? 248 00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:58,070 - Titles. - What? 249 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:01,120 Do we have a marketing strategist? 250 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:05,210 Who's head of HR? Who's, say, president? 251 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,860 - I don't know. - We all share. 252 00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:09,080 Do we? 253 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:10,650 Aren't we all equal? 254 00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:12,650 Are we? 255 00:14:23,970 --> 00:14:25,140 Thank you so much. 256 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,230 So good to see you. 257 00:14:28,270 --> 00:14:29,800 Please, have a seat. 258 00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:36,890 They said my lawyers were here. 259 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:38,590 Well, we couldn't say we're friends. 260 00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:40,240 That hurts. 261 00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:43,160 So, where's our, uh, product? 262 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,120 - Depends. - On what? 263 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,950 How quick you can get me out of here. 264 00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:48,250 Okay, hold on. 265 00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:49,966 Yeah, we didn't throw down over a gordita. 266 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,430 - That's on you. - Chalupa. 267 00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:55,000 Okay, well the cops can find it, 268 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,000 and then I'll just tell them it's yours. 269 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,650 Sit... sit down. 270 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:04,620 Where is it? 271 00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:10,970 - In my van. - Where is your van? 272 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,840 Wherever vans go when you get bagged. 273 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,980 Do not look at me! 274 00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:22,980 Nuh-uh. This is not coming my way. 275 00:15:23,030 --> 00:15:25,510 Not this time. 276 00:15:27,030 --> 00:15:29,510 Fine, you can keep looking. It's not gonna happen. 277 00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:38,080 Ran into Sunny today. 278 00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:39,480 Mike's wife? 279 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,220 Yeah, she came in for acrylics. 280 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:42,870 Mm. 281 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,010 - What's the occasion? - You, boo. 282 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:49,970 Cheers. 283 00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:54,710 Yeah, she says, uh, Mike misses you at the station. 284 00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:58,710 She did? 285 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,760 He thinks about you a lot. 286 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,020 She said that? 287 00:16:05,070 --> 00:16:08,030 Yeah, maybe you should, uh, give him a call. 288 00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:09,940 You know, catch up. 289 00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:12,176 Please, I see him at softball. 290 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,640 He barely says a word to me. 291 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,690 All right. 292 00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:23,000 I need a van from the impound. 293 00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:30,740 What's in the van? 294 00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:34,010 What's in the van, Ruby? 295 00:16:35,450 --> 00:16:36,660 Egg roll? 296 00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:38,930 You didn't even run into Sunny, did you? 297 00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:41,190 Egg roll. 298 00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,760 - What's this? - Oh, Jesus! 299 00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:02,290 Are you trying to get pregnant? 300 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,640 It's not the worst thing. 301 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,210 It's a discussion, at least. 302 00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:18,960 Well, let's have it. 303 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,480 - Okay. - Okay. 304 00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:27,090 We have a billion kids, Beth. 305 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:30,230 - We have four. - It's completely insane. 306 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,800 - Why? - Because I want it? 307 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:35,060 Because we can't afford the ones we have. 308 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:37,240 Well, it looks like you already made up your mind. 309 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:40,060 And what about you using me in some sort of midlife crisis? 310 00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:42,810 - Wow, really nice. - Or whatever the hell this is. 311 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:44,200 At least I'm having sex with you 312 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,916 - and not someone at work. - Oh, here we go. 313 00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:47,696 Or maybe I should just learn from the best. 314 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,070 That's what it is, isn't it? 315 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,810 What are you talking about? 316 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:53,030 The crazy, the toys, 317 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,910 the acrobatics, the outfits. 318 00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:57,260 That's sex, Dean. 319 00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:04,220 Am I just... a sperm bank? 320 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,620 Did you dye your hair? 321 00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:24,500 You know wh... what really sucks? 322 00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:29,640 For like a second there... 323 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,380 we felt like us again. 324 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,260 - I'm sorry. - I sh... 325 00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:49,350 I don't want another kid. 326 00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:00,490 - Okay, there you go. - Okay. 327 00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:25,820 - You like oranges? - Okay. 328 00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:27,820 Why don't you take two? 329 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,580 I don't know what you know. 330 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:49,370 But I know you know enough to hate my guts, so... 331 00:21:49,410 --> 00:21:52,150 Hey, way to hustle, Hanna. 332 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,720 I know it sounds stupid, 333 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,720 but I was just trying to make it right. 334 00:21:56,770 --> 00:22:01,210 - Does it come without seeds? - Um, try this one. 335 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,900 Or at least make it better for you guys. 336 00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:05,910 I thought that... Seed! 337 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,170 Eat it, Hayden. 338 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:14,390 It was selfish and creepy and messed up, 339 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,480 and I would take it all back if I could and... 340 00:22:16,530 --> 00:22:18,610 Janet, can you bring me some more wipes? 341 00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:20,660 Sure. 342 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,400 I need your help. 343 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,320 I'm not pregnant. 344 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,280 - Can we have a play date? - Please? 345 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,590 - No. - No, you have piano. 346 00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:44,550 He will kill me when he finds out. 347 00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:05,570 Thanks for the loan. 348 00:23:15,190 --> 00:23:17,800 Do we have to invite Uncle Jack? 349 00:23:17,850 --> 00:23:19,630 He just gets so wasted. 350 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,720 Fine, but then he can't sit by any of the nieces. 351 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,030 No, that's not me, Mom. That's the court. 352 00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:29,340 No, I gotta dip. They need me in surgery. 353 00:23:29,380 --> 00:23:31,990 Yeah, subdural hematoma. 354 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,820 I gotta scrub in stat for the craniotomy. 355 00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:36,690 Love you. Bye. 356 00:23:39,390 --> 00:23:41,480 So, how's your mom? 357 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,960 Crazier than ever. 358 00:23:50,310 --> 00:23:51,660 So what's the deal? 359 00:23:51,710 --> 00:23:53,430 She thinks you're some kind of brain doctor? 360 00:23:55,150 --> 00:23:56,670 Surgical assistant. 361 00:23:56,710 --> 00:23:59,450 - Must be hard keeping that up. - What do you mean? 362 00:24:00,670 --> 00:24:02,540 Living with all those lies. 363 00:24:02,590 --> 00:24:03,810 She wouldn't take my money 364 00:24:03,850 --> 00:24:05,216 if she knew where it really came from. 365 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,290 This way, I can take care of her. 366 00:24:08,330 --> 00:24:09,730 - Oh. - Hmm? 367 00:24:09,770 --> 00:24:12,210 All right. 368 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,600 I'm like her hero. 369 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,690 Yeah. 370 00:24:16,730 --> 00:24:18,366 Give you something to celebrate in the champagne room. 371 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:19,780 Right? 372 00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:23,700 Half my time in there goes to her blackjack problem. 373 00:24:23,740 --> 00:24:25,090 Crazy. 374 00:24:44,540 --> 00:24:46,240 Hey, Mi... 375 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,290 Yeah, yeah. What's up, buddy? 376 00:24:49,460 --> 00:24:53,550 Mm-hmm. No, no, I just, um, 377 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,730 uh, really been thinking about you, man. 378 00:24:56,770 --> 00:24:59,780 Well, kinda need a favor, actually. 379 00:25:03,130 --> 00:25:05,430 - How much was bail? - A lot. 380 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,000 What's a lot? 381 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,440 Everything we made. 382 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,660 For throwing down over some hot sauce? 383 00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:12,050 It's not his first rodeo. 384 00:25:12,090 --> 00:25:14,620 Apparently the judge called him a flight risk. 385 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,540 - This idiot's so not worth it. - He's all we have. 386 00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:24,320 - Yo, where's my rig? - You don't see it? 387 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,630 Yeah... 388 00:25:26,670 --> 00:25:28,630 We weren't embarrassed at all driving it. 389 00:25:28,670 --> 00:25:29,760 So we back in business? 390 00:25:29,810 --> 00:25:31,550 Soon as we fire up the presses. 391 00:25:31,590 --> 00:25:33,370 We're gonna need a little break. 392 00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:35,590 - Why? - Yeah, why? 393 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,380 It's really not a good time. 394 00:25:37,420 --> 00:25:41,030 Uh, we just spent everything we had on that little bail out. 395 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,510 Well, I'm getting a lot of heat at work, okay? 396 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,430 - From who? - From the owner. 397 00:25:46,470 --> 00:25:48,390 - Dorothy? - Can I go now? 398 00:25:48,430 --> 00:25:49,390 We'll call you. 399 00:25:49,430 --> 00:25:50,480 You're worried about 400 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,480 an 80-year-old with cataracts. 401 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,610 I mean, if she's asking questions... 402 00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:57,790 She asked me what grade I was in, 403 00:25:57,830 --> 00:26:00,010 but sure. Bitch's bringing the heat. 404 00:26:00,050 --> 00:26:01,100 Keys? 405 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,620 Oh, sorry. 406 00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:07,630 We'll get up and running, okay? 407 00:26:07,670 --> 00:26:10,190 - Yeah, today. - Hey. 408 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,370 Don't go anywhere. 409 00:26:11,410 --> 00:26:14,330 - You can go. - Do not go. 410 00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:16,500 You just can't help yourself. 411 00:26:16,550 --> 00:26:17,590 What's your problem? 412 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:18,810 What it always is. 413 00:26:18,850 --> 00:26:21,900 I am dealing with so much right now. 414 00:26:21,940 --> 00:26:23,600 I just need you to... You're dealing. 415 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,340 - You need. - Oh, my God. 416 00:26:25,380 --> 00:26:26,990 Because you're the president. 417 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,340 I am not the president! 418 00:26:28,390 --> 00:26:29,650 Oh, I'm sorry. 419 00:26:29,690 --> 00:26:32,390 CEO, Admiral, Captain my Captain. 420 00:26:32,430 --> 00:26:33,710 Whatever you want me to call it. 421 00:26:33,740 --> 00:26:34,960 I'm dead. 422 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,830 That's not a title. 423 00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:42,970 He's alive. 424 00:26:46,010 --> 00:26:47,060 What? 425 00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:50,710 How? 426 00:26:53,060 --> 00:26:55,540 He just is. 427 00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:00,900 - I'm just saying... - Don't. 428 00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:02,200 Even if you gave 429 00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:04,290 - a sharpshooter three bullets... - Do not. 430 00:27:04,330 --> 00:27:09,640 With specific instructions not to hit any vital organs, 431 00:27:09,690 --> 00:27:11,820 it would be physically impossible. 432 00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:13,390 How are you helping? 433 00:27:13,430 --> 00:27:16,390 - This is how I process. - Can I have another? 434 00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:21,870 So you have a nine month solution 435 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,010 to a permanent problem. 436 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,010 - Three months. - Maybe four. 437 00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:30,930 What are you gonna do? 438 00:27:30,970 --> 00:27:32,190 I'm gonna drink this 439 00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:34,490 and then I'm gonna have another. 440 00:27:36,980 --> 00:27:38,720 Sorry I called you a president. 441 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,240 You didn't know. 442 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,030 You should have told us. 443 00:27:44,420 --> 00:27:46,590 I was afraid he'd come after you guys. 444 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,420 Beth, let's go to the cops. 445 00:27:49,470 --> 00:27:50,770 Then we're all in jail 446 00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:52,900 and I still get shivved in the yard. 447 00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:56,300 Well... 448 00:27:57,650 --> 00:27:59,740 It's actually much more common to get shanked. 449 00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:01,390 What's the difference? 450 00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:04,440 A shank's got a sharp edge, you know? 451 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,310 Like a scrap of metal from the license plate shop 452 00:28:07,350 --> 00:28:09,440 or the top of a can of baked beans, 453 00:28:09,490 --> 00:28:12,050 whereas a shiv is more like when you melt down 454 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:14,620 a toothbrush or a bunch of Jolly Rangers 455 00:28:14,670 --> 00:28:15,670 to a fine point. 456 00:28:15,710 --> 00:28:17,320 You know, it takes fire. 457 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:21,540 It's just... it's a lot more work. 458 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,810 Can we Postmates some French fries? 459 00:28:31,290 --> 00:28:33,640 We can do anything you want. 460 00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:44,610 The thing is nobody should have nine bowls 461 00:28:44,650 --> 00:28:46,040 of Oops! All Berries. 462 00:28:46,090 --> 00:28:47,366 I mean, really, you shouldn't even have one. 463 00:28:47,390 --> 00:28:49,000 And... and I would have watched 464 00:28:49,050 --> 00:28:50,546 TV until my face melted off if she had let me, 465 00:28:50,570 --> 00:28:54,270 so I have no business holding that remote. 466 00:28:54,310 --> 00:28:56,490 This is not your session. 467 00:28:58,010 --> 00:29:00,020 - Oh. - Hi. 468 00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:02,410 Can I go to the bathroom? 469 00:29:03,110 --> 00:29:04,800 Yeah. 470 00:29:04,850 --> 00:29:07,720 Yeah, sure. It's just down the hall, 471 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,240 to the left. 472 00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:13,900 Sorry. 473 00:29:19,430 --> 00:29:22,730 Fiona walked in on her parents making love last night. 474 00:29:22,780 --> 00:29:23,780 - Eww. - Right? 475 00:29:23,820 --> 00:29:25,040 No, you. 476 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,910 Who says "making love"? 477 00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:32,220 Question, what is Oops! All Berries? 478 00:29:32,260 --> 00:29:35,140 Well, it's not berries, and it's definitely on purpose. 479 00:29:35,180 --> 00:29:37,050 I would thank Cap'n Crunch, but he's the genius 480 00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:39,230 who discontinued his own masterpiece. 481 00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:41,880 So your sister was trying to protect you? 482 00:29:41,930 --> 00:29:43,840 She still is. 483 00:29:43,890 --> 00:29:45,150 Is that so bad? 484 00:29:47,670 --> 00:29:50,280 Who's gonna protect her? 485 00:29:53,290 --> 00:29:54,330 Hmm. 486 00:29:56,030 --> 00:29:58,070 You know what they call this in the biz? 487 00:29:59,770 --> 00:30:01,950 A breakthrough. 488 00:30:02,950 --> 00:30:03,910 Eww. 489 00:30:03,950 --> 00:30:05,250 How is that gross? 490 00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:07,430 It's how you said it. 491 00:30:08,650 --> 00:30:10,130 It's a good thing. 492 00:30:10,170 --> 00:30:11,496 What am I supposed to do with it? 493 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,610 Well, now you know where she's coming from. 494 00:30:13,650 --> 00:30:15,700 Changes the whole dynamic. 495 00:30:18,830 --> 00:30:21,270 So am I, like, cured? 496 00:30:21,310 --> 00:30:24,880 Mm, not till that deadbeat ex of yours pays me. 497 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,620 Oh. 498 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,540 Hey now. 499 00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:23,070 How you feeling, Mama? 500 00:31:25,990 --> 00:31:27,420 Nauseous. 501 00:31:27,470 --> 00:31:30,860 Let's go for a drive. 502 00:31:30,910 --> 00:31:32,560 Get some air. 503 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,650 I should get these inside. 504 00:31:36,690 --> 00:31:38,350 There's ice cream. 505 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,520 Get in the car, Elizabeth. 506 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,080 - Hey. - You got a sec? 507 00:32:19,130 --> 00:32:22,650 I was just on with corporate telling them about my new star. 508 00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:24,480 - Great. - Um... 509 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,610 Are you o... you okay? 510 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,580 - You can't quit. - Yeah, it's just, uh... 511 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:34,840 Dinner. 512 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:38,060 - What'd you decide? - I really want to. 513 00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:40,760 - Great. - But I can't. 514 00:32:42,150 --> 00:32:44,760 - I mean, I... I could. - Which is it, Dean? 515 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:49,640 Well, back at the dealership, I had lots of dinners. 516 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,380 Couple times a week, even. All different kinds of cuisine. 517 00:32:53,420 --> 00:32:54,950 'Cause I was a foodie. 518 00:32:54,990 --> 00:32:58,380 I mean, there was no dinner that I didn't like, 519 00:32:58,430 --> 00:33:01,730 and now I'm really, really trying 520 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:04,220 to eat more at home. 521 00:33:04,260 --> 00:33:06,090 I just think it's healthier, you know? 522 00:33:06,130 --> 00:33:08,960 For my marriage. 523 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,050 - I get it. - You do? 524 00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:12,530 Totally. 525 00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:16,100 I mean, it's not that I'm not hungry. 526 00:33:16,140 --> 00:33:18,320 We're good. 527 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,620 I love working here. 528 00:33:19,670 --> 00:33:22,840 We really love having you, Dean. 529 00:33:22,890 --> 00:33:24,630 Well... 530 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,800 Thank you for understanding. 531 00:33:31,370 --> 00:33:34,200 Oh, uh, that contractor you connected me with, 532 00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:36,120 I got him on the hook for eight aqua jets 533 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,290 for his condo development. 534 00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:38,730 You know what? 535 00:33:38,770 --> 00:33:41,300 Why don't you have Tony close that one? 536 00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:42,796 But I've already done the heavy lifting. 537 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:45,870 I'm gonna need you in barbecue accessories. 538 00:33:47,390 --> 00:33:50,570 - Putting me on tongs? - Is that a problem? 539 00:33:53,660 --> 00:33:55,610 No. 540 00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:57,310 I'll just go fill Tony in. 541 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,200 Your first? 542 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,070 No, no. 543 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,340 When are you due? 544 00:34:20,380 --> 00:34:22,470 You know, that's a good question. 545 00:34:22,510 --> 00:34:23,730 Honey? 546 00:34:26,430 --> 00:34:28,340 I guess that's why we're here, then, huh? 547 00:34:29,950 --> 00:34:33,130 How crazy to think there's a tiny human in there. 548 00:34:33,170 --> 00:34:35,050 Yeah, yeah. 549 00:34:35,090 --> 00:34:37,660 Yeah, it almost doesn't feel real. 550 00:34:42,010 --> 00:34:43,180 I'm gonna use the bathroom. 551 00:34:43,230 --> 00:34:46,140 No, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. 552 00:34:46,190 --> 00:34:47,540 They're gonna need it. 553 00:35:00,030 --> 00:35:02,160 When was the positive test? 554 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,210 A couple of weeks ago. 555 00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:08,430 Date of your last period? 556 00:35:08,470 --> 00:35:09,950 I d... I don't know. 557 00:35:09,990 --> 00:35:11,910 Any idea when you conceived? 558 00:35:14,170 --> 00:35:16,040 - Come on, darling. - You remember? 559 00:35:16,090 --> 00:35:18,740 I hit it in the bedroom when your husband was at work. 560 00:35:18,780 --> 00:35:20,260 I put it on the form. 561 00:35:20,310 --> 00:35:22,610 - Oh, there it is. - Okay. 562 00:35:22,660 --> 00:35:24,920 Well, it's, uh, probably too soon to see a heartbeat, 563 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,946 so for today we'll just take some blood to confirm. 564 00:35:26,970 --> 00:35:29,190 - How long does that take? - About a day or two. 565 00:35:29,230 --> 00:35:30,490 Thank you so much. 566 00:35:30,540 --> 00:35:31,710 In the meantime, 567 00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:33,150 watch the alcohol, no sushi, 568 00:35:33,190 --> 00:35:35,060 - no deli meat just to be safe. - Got it. 569 00:35:35,110 --> 00:35:36,370 Okay, see you in a few weeks. 570 00:35:36,410 --> 00:35:38,630 - Hey, Doc. - Yes? 571 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,200 It couldn't hurt to try, right? 572 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:42,420 Well, it depends on how far along. 573 00:35:42,460 --> 00:35:43,980 Let's fire it up. 574 00:35:45,070 --> 00:35:47,810 I mean, what's the point if we can't see anything, right? 575 00:35:47,860 --> 00:35:49,510 - Lay back. - Come on. 576 00:35:49,550 --> 00:35:51,210 Got a super excited daddy here. 577 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:52,470 That's right. 578 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,560 Okay. 579 00:35:57,260 --> 00:35:58,650 Just relax. 580 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,220 You all right? How's Marcus doing? 581 00:36:04,270 --> 00:36:05,700 Oh, bad as ever. 582 00:36:05,740 --> 00:36:07,220 Yeah, he keeps me on my toes, though. 583 00:36:11,450 --> 00:36:14,190 - Huh. - What's that? 584 00:36:17,230 --> 00:36:18,980 Congratulations. 585 00:36:22,370 --> 00:36:25,200 Strong implantation. Healthy sac. 586 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,770 - Lining's nice and thick. - I don't see anything. 587 00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:29,006 Well, you go to eight years of med school, 588 00:36:29,030 --> 00:36:32,510 then take a look. 589 00:36:32,550 --> 00:36:34,510 Anything else? 590 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,560 Paternity test. 591 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,470 Oh, you can do that in about a month. 592 00:36:43,830 --> 00:36:45,960 Thank you so much. 593 00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:48,270 Thank your friend. 594 00:37:11,290 --> 00:37:12,900 Everything okay? 595 00:37:19,950 --> 00:37:21,860 - Big day. - Yeah? 596 00:37:21,910 --> 00:37:24,130 - What happened? - With what? 597 00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:26,090 - You know, egg roll. - Oh. 598 00:37:26,130 --> 00:37:27,830 Can we switch to calamari or something? 599 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:30,090 I'm sick of thinking about... There you go. 600 00:37:30,130 --> 00:37:33,310 - No more safe words. - Yay. 601 00:37:33,350 --> 00:37:37,530 So apparently your son 602 00:37:37,580 --> 00:37:39,360 dropped the F-bomb at school today. 603 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,360 - What? - Mm-hmm. 604 00:37:41,410 --> 00:37:43,580 And Ms. Rodner also said that he was going around 605 00:37:43,630 --> 00:37:45,320 the playground asking other kids 606 00:37:45,370 --> 00:37:48,330 if they would like to see his coccyx. 607 00:37:49,330 --> 00:37:51,630 You know, that mickey fickey told me my epidermis 608 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,330 was showing last week. 609 00:37:53,370 --> 00:37:54,590 He said that? 610 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,006 Yeah, I spent an hour in the mirror 611 00:37:56,030 --> 00:37:57,770 checking for my underwear. 612 00:37:57,810 --> 00:37:59,950 Boy, I tell you, even if it ain't dirty, 613 00:37:59,990 --> 00:38:01,340 that boy'll make it dirty. 614 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:02,950 Hey, will you stop? 615 00:38:02,990 --> 00:38:06,300 Rodner also said that we should make a swear jar. 616 00:38:06,340 --> 00:38:08,146 You know, have him put, like, a quarter or something in there 617 00:38:08,170 --> 00:38:12,870 and do something good with the money. 618 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,090 Oh, we can open a church with that potty mouth. 619 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,220 How much you got on you? 620 00:38:18,010 --> 00:38:20,010 - Like, 40 bucks. - Okay. 621 00:38:21,490 --> 00:38:22,710 Put half in there. 622 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,190 - I didn't say coccyx. - For the van. 623 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:31,540 - Right now? - Yes, 624 00:38:31,590 --> 00:38:32,850 or for any other time 625 00:38:32,890 --> 00:38:35,550 that you're gonna have to say egg roll. 626 00:38:40,990 --> 00:38:44,160 We're not bad people, Stan. 627 00:38:44,210 --> 00:38:48,210 No, baby, we're good people who do bad things. 628 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,220 - How long have you been at it? - Two hours. 629 00:38:56,260 --> 00:38:57,310 Liar. 630 00:38:58,090 --> 00:38:59,140 Three. 631 00:39:01,220 --> 00:39:02,750 Fine, four. 632 00:39:02,790 --> 00:39:03,840 Dude, you're done. 633 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,660 I have a social studies test. 634 00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:06,840 You always do this. 635 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:07,930 You study way too much 636 00:39:07,970 --> 00:39:08,986 and then you burn yourself out 637 00:39:09,010 --> 00:39:10,930 - and you choke. - Harsh. 638 00:39:10,970 --> 00:39:11,930 - Come on. - Take a break. 639 00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:12,970 Come on. Let's go. 640 00:39:14,190 --> 00:39:14,930 Okay. 641 00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:18,200 What's mexyldreselthate? 642 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:20,240 Brain food. 643 00:39:20,290 --> 00:39:22,070 Okay, here you go. 644 00:39:22,770 --> 00:39:24,420 Eh? Take a bite. 645 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:30,690 Mmm. 646 00:39:30,730 --> 00:39:33,390 - It's stale. - Mmm. 647 00:39:33,430 --> 00:39:34,520 Needs some more milk. 648 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:35,690 It'll soften it up a little. 649 00:39:37,220 --> 00:39:40,870 Mm-hmm, so what you wanna do is you just keep replenishing 650 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,960 until the milk's gone, okay? 651 00:39:43,010 --> 00:39:45,050 And then the sugar rush keeps you jacked up enough 652 00:39:45,090 --> 00:39:47,180 to get through the six-hour cartoon marathon. 653 00:39:47,230 --> 00:39:49,400 How did you survive childhood? 654 00:39:52,450 --> 00:39:53,490 Auntie Beth. 655 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,320 Mmm. 656 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,810 My tongue tastes... 657 00:40:03,630 --> 00:40:05,550 Blue? 658 00:40:05,590 --> 00:40:07,940 Just go with it. 659 00:40:09,380 --> 00:40:11,210 I really have to study. 660 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,860 Someday you'll thank me. 661 00:40:17,650 --> 00:40:21,300 Hello, there! 662 00:40:21,350 --> 00:40:25,960 - Okay, one, two, three. - Lift off! 663 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,180 Push me to the moon! 664 00:40:37,540 --> 00:40:38,970 Mommy'll be right back. 665 00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:42,590 - Oh, come on, baby. - Let's go. 666 00:40:42,630 --> 00:40:44,590 - Come on. - Hey, hey, hold up! 667 00:40:44,630 --> 00:40:46,160 My shoe! 668 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,640 Hey, will you just... hang on! 669 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,160 What? 670 00:40:51,770 --> 00:40:53,340 I just wanna know why. 671 00:40:57,690 --> 00:40:59,210 You're a mom. 672 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,350 But he's not dumb. 673 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,310 Let's go. 674 00:41:21,670 --> 00:41:25,500 Hey, where are the kids? 675 00:41:25,540 --> 00:41:27,980 Upstairs. 676 00:41:30,550 --> 00:41:31,770 What's going on? 677 00:41:31,810 --> 00:41:33,810 I tried telling him to leave. 678 00:41:39,690 --> 00:41:43,470 - What? - Who? 679 00:41:45,390 --> 00:41:48,040 Says his boss needs him to keep an eye on you. 680 00:41:54,700 --> 00:41:57,360 Who's his boss, Beth? 681 00:42:08,980 --> 00:42:12,020 There's something I have to tell you. 682 00:42:20,420 --> 00:42:24,210 ♪ I'd like so much to 683 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:28,560 ♪ Oh I'll never look at you again ♪ 684 00:42:28,610 --> 00:42:32,130 ♪ 'Cause I'm really not that vain ♪ 685 00:42:37,610 --> 00:42:41,660 ♪ Seven years bad luck ain't that long ♪ 686 00:42:41,710 --> 00:42:46,540 ♪ Before I smash you, hear my song ♪ 46787

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