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The philosopher Han, Liu Xiang compiled Biographies of exemplary Women', which talks about

a woman of incomparable ugliness of the country Wu Yan of the Kingdom of Qi

But she had the mind of a military strategist and she was a woman of great ambition

She was very sad about the state (condition) of matters in the Kingdom of Qi,

so she risked her life to approach the Emperor...

On the hope that when the Kingdom of Qi achieved peace, the emperor might make her his Empress

Good!

Good.

Come here.

The woman invited

Don't know why, but every time I see you dance, I feel all my concerns disappear (vanish).

Thank you, Your Majesty.

Oh, yes! Your Majesty said that I would become your Empress.

Were you saying it seriously?

Of course I was serious.

In my heart,

you have always been the only Empress.

Your Majesty

Your Majesty

Before the concubine, Wu Yan went to war.

His Highness promised that,

If the concubine Wu Yan returned victorious,

then you would make her your Empress

Now she is fighting on the battlefield.

We don't know if she is alive or dead?

Your Majesty, how can you go back on your promise?

Your Majesty

Mr Sun Bin

I ask if, Zhong Wu Yan wins or not

Well,

If that seems to be so

If the Emperor wanted make Ying Chun the Empress instead,

How can you count this as breaking a promise?

you...

Yes, you are right it is worth while.

Reporting!

Reporting to the Emperor! The concubine Wu Yan returns victorious.

And is returning here to give you the good news.

Huh?!

Wu Yan?! Enough said, Get up.

Wu Yan is riding a horse and is on the way here

Tell her not to come here today

Yes sir.

Your Majesty

I was lucky to survive and came back to inform you that I have emerged victorius

Very Well! it would become more difficult and much harder.

You are wounded and dirty by the battle

Quickly, go wash and rest

What is she doing here?

Your Majesty

You promised before the fight

that If I returned victorious, then you would make me your Empress

and that the evil concubine, Xia Chun, would be sent to prison.

Is that not true?

Your Majesty

Isn't it true?

Your Majesty.

That is quite Enough!

I have tolerated you long enough!

Who cares what that promise was?

I want Xia Ying Chun to be Empress.

I want her, not you, Zhong Wu Yan.

Your Majesty

Silence!

Unimportant!

What are you trying to do?

Wu Zhuang Yan!

What are you trying to do?

Your Majesty

You want to kill me?

Wu Yan...

Because of Xia Ying Chun, you actually want me to die?

I did try. What did I not have to endure?

If it is like that, then

I, Zhong Wu Yan

and this confused Emperor

we will cut the bond that holds us together

Just like my hair.

Wu Yan...

Wu Zhong Yan.

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"The happiness that never comes".

His voice on the phone

He says to me that perhaps we should be separated for a time.

My phone rings

She did not want to cry, but still the tears fell silently.

This love

But is was a mistake, I started

for

with determination we move away more. But it will lead us to suffering.

Put an end to hope

Love the drying up

All we see is emptiness

Effort

Following after your steps

But what is it we are not happy.

Put an end to hopes

On this path of love

All we see is emptiness

Working hard,

I followed her

But what await us is not happiness

Put an end to hope

Love the drying up

All we see is emptiness

Working hard,

Following after your steps

But what awaits us is not happiness

Part 1

That Chuan Qi...

For 2010, who was voted by the young girls in Taiwan which most want to date?

By the vote of the famous sites, hacker ears.

This year's winner is once again the young master of Qi Enterprise, Qi Xuan, whom everyone knows is 'almost' perfect.

Is a winner on several occasions.

Today Qi Xuan is celebrating his 27th birthday on a private island. He also won the title of 'Best Lover' for the second time.

He is also the winner of the title "Sexiest man".

He was also selected as the first choice for a 'One night stand'.

Xuan is gorgeous

What is that on her face?

Is it a birth mark?... It's really ugly. Don't talk so loud, let's go.

Little sister, don't you know what day it is today?

I know. Sorry

Go!

It hurts seriously... Father-in-law

You, youngster, it is possible to lose in the chess, but you cannot lose in character. Do not be so crafty and shameless.

I have no choice.

If I lose like this again, next month's expenses for Wu You and the household will be gone.

You can't pay again!

Oh my... You are so 'eloquent'. Do you give me the expenses of the house?

When have Wu You and you ever given me money for household expenses since you first stayed here?

I have no choice.

We just started our business.

When we become rich, we will buy a big mansion for you.

Then you can enjoy your life without worries.

I'm so 'moved' by your words.

Hello.

Everybody!

The Village Chief is here.

Why did you bother to bring gifts?

Come, help me.

What is this?

Turn it over.

This is what happened.

Wu Yan helped us capture the thief the other time.

This is a sign to commemorate her effort.

'The Pride of the people of Shan Shui'

You are very kind

It's nothing.

compared to Wu Yan's help,

this is nothing.

This time she captured the thief. If she hadn't, this month's account money,

even as chief of the people, I know how to be grateful to them!

Our village cannot do without Wu Yan.

Wu Yan is just doing what she should do.

At the age of 10, she dug a well and found a water source. Right?

At age 15, she built bridges and roads, right?

At 18, she created a website, to help our village sell our local products from here.

At age 20, when there was a major earthquake.

She represented us and gave a talk in the city. She gathered donations of more than $1 million.

What did she do?

It's something that should be done.

Should be done.

Father-in-law.

You seem to be boasting.

You could 'hear' that?

It's the truth.

Where is our lovely Wu Yan?

Where's she right now?

Don't know where is she.

Quick!

Turn right!

We have arrived!

Hurry up!

Quick, the cake.

Let's go, Wu Yan. Wu Yan, hurry!

She's back.

Village Chief.

Dad.

Brother-in-law. I will go inside first.

Dad.

Village Chief.

Husband.

Wu You.

Uncle, Chief and Wu Yan's useless husband.

We will go inside now.

What's going on?

Is it that 'Day' of the year again?

You're right!

That day has arrived again!

I'm now at the private island of Qi', near the village of Shan Shui.

Today is Qi Enterprise's young master, Qi Xuan's 27th birthday.

You are scantily dressed...Well!

Just like what you saw...

here on location.

Only beautiful people could enter.

It's the wrong 'era'.

Out.

Known to all...

Qi Xuan has high expectations for his guests.

His guests must have this...

invitation card with his signature.

This invitation card was auctioned on the website and the value has rocketed to $15,000.

Let's go inside and check out the party.

$15,000 is really expensive!

Originally I wanted to bid on an invitation card for you, Wu Yan.

That's right, Wu Yan.

If you have that...

you could meet your Lord Xuan.

It's okay.

Anyway, we can just be like this. Celebrating Lord Xuan's birthday together.

I am already really satisfied.

Also...

we've met each other a long time ago.

Fine.

Even if you cannot meet him, we still have our

cute Xiao Xuan Xuan.

For the past 17 years...

you have been 'caring' for Wu Yan.

Xiao Xuan Xuan.

Let me take a good look.

You look

as handsome as Qi Xuan.

So handsome.

Our audience, it's a unique entrance for Qi Xuan.

Camera man, quick...take a good shot.

Quick, this way.

Quickly!

Qi Xuan! Qi Xuan! Qi Xuan!

Our audience, it's a unique entrance for Qi Xuan.

Camera man, quick...take a good shot.

Quick, this way.

Quickly!

Qi Xuan! Qi Xuan! Qi Xuan!

That's suave.

You are so suave.

Do you want to get up by yourself or do you need my help?

Of course, I should help you.

I'm sorry...

this is a private event. No public viewing.

Please just exercise your imagination.

This is the end of the 'Live' telecast of Qi Xuan's birthday party.

I think as usual, this party will be all about debauchery. Thanks for watching us.

Hope that Xuan

can enjoy his party.

That reporter said that this party is all about debauchery.

It sounds really bad.

That reporter used the wrong words.

But...Wu Yan...

Isn't Lord Xuan's current attire a bit... 'that'?!

That's called sexy.

Sexy?

Not everyone has the condition to wear that...

that kind of clothes.

Yes.

Right? Little Xuan.

This gossip magazine reported that

Xuan and a female singer

had a secret rendezvous for 8 hours!

8 hours?! That's a long time.

But Xuan clarified that they were playing mahjong.

It's not a date.

What mahjong? Last week he said the same thing.

Last 2 weeks too.

It only means that he loves mahjong.

True, true, true...

Oh please!

I've already told you so many times before,

gossip is what reporters use to create news.

I've met him.

He's not that kind of person.

He's definitely not that kind of person that treats love as something so easy.

Really!

Why? What's up?

Did you donate that sum of money to the orphanage?

Of course. I, Wu Da Wei, am your best friend.

The grandpa of the shop which I crashed into promised not to sue me, right?

Of course, it's written in black & white.

Then I can enjoy myself.

So pretty.

So tall.

She has a nice figure.

How beautiful!

God! Truly Four Legendary Golden Jewels.

Wow, they are so beautiful.

Take a look!

Beautiful?

She is 'Concubine Yang'.

Captivating beauty 'Wang Zhao Zun'.

Talented and beautiful 'Chen Yuan Yuan'.

Miss, your attire is bewitchingly alluring.

You're right!

A kingdom destroyed by an enchanting woman.

That's her!

At King Zhou's sumptuous debaucheries, that one.

I know you are into this calamitous type. It is just your style!

I like! I like!

So you're the...

Tan Ji! (Should be Da Ji, but he pronounced it wrong).

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!

Make a wish!

I wish

one day, Qi Xuan can hold your hand and bring you to his party.

Wu Yan, right?

If every year your wish were different, we wouldn't be able to memorise it so clearly.

That's right.

Blow out the candles.

Sis, help me to

shift the camera angle.

I want to 'talk' to Qi Xuan.

Get ready.

Action!

Qi Xuan,

I wish you a happy birthday.

Where are you?

This way!

This game is really suitable for the fickle-minded Qi Xuan.

Right here!

You are surprisingly 'nice' to touch!

Did someone turn off the lights?

NuGua that created Earth. You should be considered the most successful of them.

You mean Goddess Nüwa?

It's Goddess NuGua.

Not those baby type girls.

Those types of women are too heroic.

They are not my cup of tea.

Your smile is even better looking now.

I think that if the men who are currently here...

do not get to know your name soon,

they will probably automatically die.

You know my name?

Of course I do!

Xia Ying Chun,

Coming to my party

was the right choice.

My present won't go to waste.

We haven't formally met each other,

But for some reason,

I feel like I know you well.

I feel that...

we have a special affinity between us.

We should have met each other a long time ago.

Right?

Isn't this pick-up line a bit old fashioned?

But these are my sincere words.

I've actually been thinking,

what type of girl

will match with my name?

For a long time, your name has

been etched in my mind.

Congratulations!

You're the number one man that women want to have an affair with.

Actually it's nothing much.

Oh yeah...

Then who is the most desirable choice that

men would like to have an extra-marital affair with?

Xia Ying Chun.

Xia Ying Chun?

Look!

They are treating you like an artiste star.

Who?

Aren't you that #1 sexy man,

Qi Xuan?

You and sexy girl Xia Ying Chun,

must be very close!

Not too bad.

Can I ask you for a favour?

Help me get her autograph.

Today, seeing you in person,

I'm starting to regret

that I didn't go participate in that

ranking event sooner.

Da Wei!

Release!

Luckily you're here.

If not, I would have written all these in vain.

His interior rice dumplings tour a thousand degrees.

Thus do not look back.

You are just right by the lantern light of the blue mountain.

Hey on the bottom there's my address and number.

So that you can find me,

whenever you want.

Let's release it together, okay?

One, two,

three.

Oh right, let's go to a quiet place...

to look at the stars you gave me.

Ok?

Stars?

Stars.

Alright, alright.

I want to watch the stars.

Because a single spark can start a huge blaze.

We have established our volunteer group for so long,

but we still don't have a group name.

Today, let us decide what our group name will be, alright?

Good idea, right.

I feel

our side of thirty volunteers

are all really passionate.

Just name it "The Passionate 30".

Sis...

That isn't really good.

The reason we are establishing it , is for our Shan Shui Village,

to have better prospects.

So it should be named... What should I name it?

"The Beautiful New Century".

That's really bad.

Not good. I think it's not good.

I think it should be more simple.

Just name it,

Shan Shui Village Good Neighbor Self-Help Volunteers Group,

sounds nicer, right?

Even worse!

How unoriginal.

Name it "The Beautiful New Century", it's better.

"The Passionate 30"

"The Beautiful New Century"

"The Passionate 30"

Come on

This place is good enough.

This place is...?

This is the nearest place next to our Qi Island, without anyone around.

But...

please don't ask me where this is.

Because normally...

I don't have the time to remember

such unimportant things.

My thoughts are normally on...

Wait a minute!

I am willing to be on the news with you for a good reason.

But I am not

the casual type of women.

Then..

are you going to extinguish

the passion in me?

Of course not!

I wouldn't be the No 1 'Dream' girl if I did that.

I want...

What?

I can fulfill whatever request.

I want to play a game with you.

I love playing games!

Starting from here,

every 100 meters you walk,

you must take off a piece of clothing

What about you?

Me?

If you could...

face me naked,

then I will appear.

Don't make me wait too long.

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I want to play a game with you.

Wow...

I love games.

Starting from here,

for every 100 meters you walk,

you have to remove a piece of your clothing.

What about you?

Me?

If you could...

face me naked,

I will appear.

Don't make me wait.

Okay ,okay ,okay!

One, two, three...

Four, five

How about this,

let Xiao Xuan Xuan decide!

Okay!

Xiao Xuan Xuan!

Xiao Xuan Xuan...!

Right. Where's Xiao Xuan Xuan?

Xiao Xuan Xuan!

Xiao Xuan Xuan!

Xiao Xuan Xuan?!

It's gone.

One hundred fifty-eight!

One hundred sixty-five!

One hundred seventy-seven!

One hundred ninety!

Three hundred!

Only giving one type of present, so not my style.

Good gifts for a chain explosion is better.

Three hundred twenty-five!

Ying Chun!

Where are you?

I'm about to face you naked.

Xiao Xuan Xuan, where are you? Xiao Xuan Xuan!

Found it yet?

No. You found it?

No.

Wu Yan, found it yet?

Little Xuan is small and quiet.

Now, we must be more detailed

in our search and...

we must not miss any spot.

Good idea!

I will cover the ground.

Sister, you will check the sky.

Check for any traps which may hang him up.

And Zhi Yin,

you will check his favourite river.

Alright.

That's the plan...

action!

Yes sir!

Ying Chun!

How come I can't find you?

Why is it so creepy?

Ying Chun!

You are not in there are you?

I am looking for you!

Where are my clothes?

Ying Chun!

Where are you going?

Sorry, I need to rush to another appointment.

A fish that takes the bait from the get go,

can make the fisherman feel unexcited about the catch.

I won't disappoint you,

Qi Xuan.

Fishing is fishing, taking the bait is taking the bait.

What's the point in distinguishing the first catch

from the second catch?

Won't the fishing people think it's boring?

Xiao Xuan Xuan.

Where are you, Xiao Xuan Xuan?

Where is this place?

Qi Xuan, you've been amazing all your life.

You wouldn't be likely trapped in here, right?

Xiao Xuan Xuan.

I was so cool before.

If someone discovers...

that I've been left here like this,

that will be so embarrassing.

What's that noise?

This mountain wouldn't have some sort of monster, would it?

Xiao Xuan Xuan.

Don't be scared, I'm coming to save you.

Xiao Xuan Xuan, I found you!

Aren't you afraid of the dark?

Who's there? What is that?

Don't come any nearer!

Passionate Thirty!

Beautiful New Century!

Shan Shui Village Good Neighbor Self-Help Volunteer Group!

Speak!

You pervert! What are you doing here?

Miss, I'm not a pervert.

But to meet you here

it must be a present from God.

Don't you think?

Present?

You beast!

Say another word and I will send you to the police station.

Go!

No, no, no.

Please, no.

I cannot be seen like this.

I'm Qi Xuan.

You beast!

Say another word and I will send you to the police station.

Go!

No, no, no.

Please, no.

I cannot be seen like this.

I'm Qi Xuan.

I'm not sure if you know me.

I'm Qi Xuan of Qi Enterprise.

I know it's a bit embarrassing right now,

but listen to me.

I was named the man with the most seductive voice.

Also...

I have the best arm muscle.

Look!

This can prove that I'm Qi Xuan.

So you do recognize me?

Thank you.

You...

Why...

Why are you here?

Why am I here?

Because...

Happy living.

Actually now I'm experiencing...

a slow and healthy exercise.

While running, I'm experiencing

the vibes of nature.

But...

while I was running,

I became too engrossed and...

So I got lost.

Of course I was not dressed like this in the beginning.

While running

I wanted to liberate my soul...

and bond with nature.

That's why I removed my clothes.

So...

So...

to reduce carbon footprint...

I don't have my handphone with me.

Anyway.

Miss,

If you have your phone here,

can I borrow it?

Mobile phone?

Thank you.

Hello, Da Wei?

I'm in the woods next to the lake right now.

Quickly come over and pick me up.

Oh, the helicopter cannot come to the forest!

Drive the yacht over.

I'll go to the lake and wait for you.

You don't have the yacht?

So...

drive here.

Drive the sports car here.

What to do? I don't have time.

Right now,

aren't you supposed to be with the sexy goddess?

getting it on in the forest.

How is it?

What happened?

Let me tell you something.

It doesn't matter what methods you have to use.

You have to hurry over to pick me up,

or else you're dead meat!

Alright, I was just teasing you.

Ying Chun already called me,

so I'm on my way right now.

Don't move from that spot.

Otherwise, I won't be able to find you.

Your mobile phone.

My friend will arrive soon.

That's good.

Miss,

If I didn't meet you here, then I would have been doomed.

Although we haven't met formally...

for some reason,

I feel like I know you.

I think we must have a special affinity between us.

We've probably met each other earlier, right?

You still remember?

Ugly freak!

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My friend is here.

Thank you.

Bye bye.

Wait a second.

Looks good!

Bye bye.

Da Wei!

Hurry up! How'd you get here?

Bye bye.

It would be nice if I wouldn't have to say that.

You have been smiling to yourself all this time. What are you smiling about?

Nothing. It's just that when I think about how you're usually the very well dressed Young Master Qi,

yet you're only wearing a pair of boxers running around in the wild. It's really hard not to laugh.

What's wrong with that? It doesn't matter if I'm wearing boxers,

or nothing at all.

I'm still handsome when people look at me.

Right...

You're definitely worthy to be called Taiwan's #1 sexiest idiot.

You're quite cocky in your speech.

It's enough to call me sexy.

The nickname of idiot was given to me

by the paparazzi alright?

They said that I'm almost perfect.

I'm just lacking because I'm an idiot.

But returning to the original topic.

What is that Xia Ying Chun trying to do?

It can't be that she doesn't have any interest in you at all and is just playing with you right?

No way.

How can that be?

If she doesn't feel anything for me,

why did she do all this

to attract my attention?

That's not it.

The things she did

should make you angry instead.

It's rude to be angry with a woman.

Life is already boring enough.

How could we be devoid of

such entertainment?

Hey, I can't see the road.

Cut your crap.

It's because Xia Ying Chun is pretty.

If it was an ugly girl instead,

then it wouldn't be entertainment.

Where did that girl appear from?

Which girl?

You forgot already?

I saw you give the hairpin that you originally...

wanted to give to Ying Chun to that girl.

You mean that wild chrysanthemum flower?

That is no big deal, alright?

I was only trying to thank her for helping me.

Ok?

But, isn't that barrette

what you specifically found someone to make for you?

If it is made by special request, then I can just request it again.

I think your fickle-minded habit...

should be changed.

I already changed.

Just now,

when I met Xia Ying Chun,

I already changed.

I've decided to 'conquer'...

this woman with all my might.

I cannot afford to lose my concentration!

Yes...

Please don't be distracted.

Oh, right.

Happy birthday.

We have known each other for more than 10 years, why did you do this?

What is this?

Taiwan's No 1 sexy goddess...

Xia Ying Chun's schedule.

Da Wei,

you really do treat me the best.

Go away. You are disgusting.

This is great.

Where are we going next?

We are going nowhere.

We're going home.

Birthdays are so important,

that your family is waiting for you.

We should go back earlier.

Dad.

My daughter.

Since you haven't slept yet,

have a couple of drinks with your dad.

You want to drink again?

What is this?

My daughter actually

bought this girly stuff?

I didn't buy it.

It's a gift.

Come, let's take a look.

See how pretty my daughter is.

You are a nice girl.

Except for this big patch here.

It's my fault.

It's all my fault.

I must have sinned

in my previous life.

That's why this retribution

is on you and Wu You.