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Bare Romance
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Are you ready?
- I do not know.
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I don't know what to do
to be ready.
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Say, Jake, what did you think?
Tell me what did you think?
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You will see.
- Where are we going?
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I hope it's not some decent place,
because I am disgusted.
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I told you it was a surprise.
"I hope it's first-rate."
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Come on, head down.
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That's right.
- Jake ...
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Go, I hold you.
"Oh, Jake, take off the bandage."
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Jake!
- Go, I hold you.
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And ...
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Surprise!
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What?
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I know you love dolphins.
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Let's go, let's go!
- Jake!
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Look, dolphins.
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Jake, it's great, but I ...
- Forward to the dolphins!
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But I wanted to tell you something.
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Jasmine,
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I fell in love with you at first sight.
- Oh, hell.
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You are the light of my eyes
and I want to be with you forever.
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Damn it, Jake!
- Say yes"!
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Yes, yes, you are sugar
of my mustard.
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You're the bacon in my eggs.
- No!
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Yes, you and I ...
- No, Jake, no, please.
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Yes, yes.
- Jake, no, no!
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I was going today
to break up with you!
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What?
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But I...
i make you an offer.
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Just do not want
to be with you more.
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Why?
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You are always satisfied
by all.
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Wonderful explanation, you kill me,
because I am very pleased?
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I don't like it
as easy as you, Jake.
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Sorry, but I need someone
more cheeky, I don't know, more ...
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More, more what?
- I do not know.
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What more?
- Whoever it is just not you!
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Hello.
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What happened?
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Where's Jasmine?
- Jasmine?
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I don't know where to know?
She stabbed me.
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What?
Did she say she killed you?
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Said.
He left me.
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Crazy job, really?
"I'm not funny, Kam."
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Cam ... Cameron!
"What?"
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I made an offer to her in the morning.
- Right?
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What the hell didn't you tell me?
"You would discourage me."
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Yes of course.
- But it doesn't matter anymore, because ...
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she wants no more
to be with me.
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And ... I didn't even get my ring,
even though he said no to me.
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What, why didn't you take it?
- I do not know.
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I don't know, I was hoping
that he can think about
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and to understand
that we should be together.
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Oh, brother.
It's so sad.
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Do you think I care?
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I do not care.
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Jake.
What are you doing here?
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Hi Harry.
Am I at another site today?
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Didn't you talk
with Jasmine yesterday?
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Yes, she told me everything.
- Exactly.
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So I'm surprised to see you here.
- I don't catch the connection.
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Well ... she told me
that he doesn't want you to work here.
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But ... Gas, I worked for you before
let's start dating Jas.
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You yourself have met us.
- Yes, I know, I know,
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but she is my daughter and thinks
that would be weird
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if her ex
works with her father.
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Are you firing me?
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Gas.
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Harry, please
i need this job.
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Am I fired?
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Can't be fired?
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Jake!
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Yes?
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This is my helmet.
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Hey, can you
give it to me?
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It is brand new.
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All the best, Jake.
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Damn it.
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Jake, why are you here?
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You have to work.
"God, Cam, put on something."
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My house, my rules.
- This is your home
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and you don't have to walk
in a similar form.
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Why are you getting hung up?
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Jasmine's fucking got it
my father to fire me.
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And right.
- Are you serious?
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Her motivation is clear.
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Brother, I don't know what I would do without her.
- Come on, just without the snot.
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Jasmine is a bitch
and without it you will be better.
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Don't talk about Jas,
clear?
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She is sensual, beautiful,
sophisticated woman
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and not everything between us
is over, okay?
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Okay, as you say.
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Just watch ...
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how girls hit
of this boy.
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What's so special about him?
- Yeah, great.
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He crossed the whole country
with a charity mission wheel.
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Even if it looks like Chubak's ass,
they will bump into him again.
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You have to do something like that.
- For example?
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Something grand
and charity.
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Do you know any chicks
will you receive?
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I don't need chicks,
and my Jas.
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You're kindergarten.
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Because I am not
like this idiot?
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I prefer to get my girlfriend back.
- As you wish, but you are a jerk.
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Paint my back, please.
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I'm not a jerk.
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I asked you
to smear my back.
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You idiot.
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Jake, you're a hero to us.
Such a charity ...
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That's what girls are looking for
in one man.
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You have such an interesting life.
Shall we have sex?
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Have sex with us!
Have sex with us!
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Jake!
Yes!
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You won't miss me.
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Good morning friend.
How is the mood?
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Normally.
- All right.
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Okay.
Personally mine is incredible.
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Did you get anything?
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No, I didn't take anything.
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I didn't think I'd say that,
but I was thinking about your advice
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and you may be right.
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Of course I'm right.
What you mean?
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About pedal rotation
with a charity mission.
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Like him, I'm ready.
- Really?
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But I didn't ride a bike
from the incident.
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I need something else.
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I can't travel.
- Yes.
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Did he invent it?
- Kayaking to New Zealand.
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Give it more seriously,
you know how dangerous it is?
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Well, it's not that far.
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I imagine how many people
have died doing this.
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Take part in the marathon.
“Remember what happened in high school.
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Clearly means no running, no wheel.
And the kayak doesn't work.
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Listen to what I'll tell you.
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As far as Jasmine has left you ...
- Yes.
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And Harry fired you ...
- Yes.
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So you don't need anyone here.
- Kam!
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I am talking to you,
that you have a lot of time now,
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so ... you can pass
Australia on foot.
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I like to go.
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Not bad.
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How much is walking through Australia?
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15,000 kilometers.
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15,000?
- Yes.
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Damn it.
It's too much.
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Maybe then
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Western Australia only?
- How much is...
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How much is walking through
Western Australia?
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4000 kilometers.
Can I do it?
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Come with me.
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Give me your phone.
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All right, stay here.
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At least tell me what we're doing?
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Now let's see
how much will it cost you
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to walk 4000 kilometers.
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Okay.
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Come to me!
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Who am I, guess?
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Go normal, clown.
Come on.
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Stop, how did I get through?
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31 seconds.
- Is this good?
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Here are say 50 meters?
- No, they are less.
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What,
so you go 6 km / h.
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If you go
ten hours a day ...
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Brother, take three months to do this
and you're in chocolate among the ladies.
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Oh, brilliant ... or I can pass
from the Margaret River to Broome?
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2620 kilometers.
- Brother, it couldn't be easier.
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Wonderful, and to attract
the girls
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dedicate your journey
children's.
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One sponsor wouldn't stop me.
- Yes!
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Remember my Uncle Brian,
the billionaire?
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Marinated Horseradish King.
Royal Christmas present!
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He will hardly refuse me.
"That nasty bastard bastard?"
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Oh, yes, and he's a scapegoat.
- Hi, Angel.
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Did I wake you up?
Ah, Merry Christmas, yes.
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No, this will drive the vultures away
from Tweet from attacking me.
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Yes, we have a problem
with that picture, Angel.
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You'll have to deal with it.
Quarter million views, yes.
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I took him out and sank him
in a punch bowl.
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It was funny at one time,
and today it is always nearby
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someone with a phone camera.
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No privacy
and it is not my fault.
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It is Apple's fault.
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The jacket, the jacket.
- Excuse me.
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Okay, look.
Yes?
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Chic, unless ...
- Let him go.
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Come on.
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Forward to battle.
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He seems to be sleeping.
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Did he die there?
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Uncle Brian!
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Ah, Cameron, how are you?
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I'm fine, I'm fine.
- I'm pleased to hear it.
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Uncle, this is my friend Jake,
I told you about him.
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Hello, Mr King.
I'm very pleased, sir.
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Well, Jake, as I understand it,
you claim my money.
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Yes, I was thinking of letting them go
for charity.
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Yes, but what are you ready for
to do for them?
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I will go 2500 km from one
border of the state to the other.
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And?
"And the money we're going to raise."
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we will give the children in the hospital,
to be happy.
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Yes, but what else are you going to do,
to get the money?
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What else?
- That is all.
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Jake, do you know how virtuous
scratching my money.
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Recently, a girl wanted me money
for shelter for depressed wallabies.
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Oh my God.
I gave her $ 200,000.
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Tell them what you did
for them, Angel.
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She flew alone with a kite
from the Cayman Islands to Texas.
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And by the way, she was blind.
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Incredible.
- A very talented girl,
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but so to speak,
"No rudder, no sails."
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Do you feel what I'm suggesting, Jake?
- No, not at all.
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We need a little
good press noise.
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You probably heard
that my newspaper burned
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on eavesdropping
in the stars' outfits.
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Yes, yes, I remember something like that.
“And then that fuss
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around the penis in a punch bowl
at the Christmas party.
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Do you read about this?
"Yes, Cam was showing something like that."
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A lie from-to, right Angel?
"They hate you for being successful, sir."
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Exactly.
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But your reputation won't hurt
if you are helping sick children.
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Yes, yes, but you should
to be some kind of a thunderous event.
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One moment.
Let's think about it.
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You can wear a koala
on your back?
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I have no koala.
- And the baby?
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Who will give me a baby?
- Yes, a serious argument.
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Oh, I know, I'll do it myself
and I'll write your name on my backpack.
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Well, you got me in the mood.
I agree.
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Angel, prepare a press release.
But you're only going to be in your backpack, Jake?
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Yes, and nothing more.
- Get up, scrub naked.
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Wonderful.
- Oh, no, no ...
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They will arrest me if I'm naked.
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Okay, then with a bandage.
Either that or not.
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Let's call it
The Naked Romantic.
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No, no, no, Cameron.
I'm not ready.
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That's all, Jake.
Come on, disappear.
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Mr. King, maybe at least ...
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2500 kilometers naked?
"But we did get the money!"
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Didn't you hear it?
I have to go all the way naked.
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Yes, yes, I know.
"Kam, listen, I can't do this."
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At 45 degrees every day
with a large shoulder bag!
243
00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:25,600
You know,
that my legs are falling off.
244
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:29,618
This is stupid, Cam!
- Listen, listen, calm down, huh?
245
00:18:29,768 --> 00:18:32,579
There are sunscreens,
did you forget?
246
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:37,459
And you will be easily anointed,
because you will be undressed already.
247
00:18:37,609 --> 00:18:40,470
Can you imagine how
will the girls stare at you?
248
00:18:40,629 --> 00:18:44,025
I have no words, Cam, only there is none
to become my duck because of the heat.
249
00:18:44,176 --> 00:18:47,094
Don't overplay.
Your duck will be in a bandage.
250
00:18:47,303 --> 00:18:52,233
And by the way for your reassurance
I will accompany you to the end.
251
00:18:52,383 --> 00:18:54,385
Really?
- With the car.
252
00:18:55,477 --> 00:18:59,165
No one has walked yet
so long naked.
253
00:18:59,315 --> 00:19:01,817
He has a hash.
- Listen to the Naked Romantic.
254
00:19:01,967 --> 00:19:06,463
You will become a hero, friend.
- Will he really be naked?
255
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:12,094
God forbid it's not very cold.
2500 miles naked ... he's sick!
256
00:19:12,244 --> 00:19:15,647
They may even call you
"The Man of the Year".
257
00:19:24,131 --> 00:19:26,133
I'm ready.
- Let's go.
258
00:19:32,389 --> 00:19:34,391
Let's go.
259
00:19:38,687 --> 00:19:40,689
This is Uncle.
260
00:19:40,981 --> 00:19:44,151
Answers.
More lively.
261
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:48,380
Hello?
- Jake, keep in mind I'm looking at you.
262
00:19:48,530 --> 00:19:50,716
So don't expose me, do you?
263
00:19:50,866 --> 00:19:53,852
We have a satellite phone with a tracker.
- Understood.
264
00:19:54,002 --> 00:19:58,874
And don't forget to reach out often
me on Tweet with Mr. Good Heart.
265
00:19:59,024 --> 00:20:00,934
Yes, Mr Heart in Tweet.
266
00:20:01,085 --> 00:20:04,755
Jake, don't you dare
to fail the event.
267
00:20:04,905 --> 00:20:09,577
The price of my shares
fell slightly and ...
268
00:20:09,727 --> 00:20:14,031
Hello, who says
that young people are not interested in anything.
269
00:20:14,182 --> 00:20:17,143
This young man
is the soul of Australia.
270
00:20:17,748 --> 00:20:21,037
I'm proud to give it to him
event support,
271
00:20:21,188 --> 00:20:24,763
which will change his life
and the lives of thousands of people.
272
00:20:24,913 --> 00:20:29,004
From now on, Jack ...
- Jake ... Jake will be famous
273
00:20:29,155 --> 00:20:31,698
like The Naked Romantic.
274
00:20:34,493 --> 00:20:39,213
Now look at the waiting Jake at the end
on his trip $ 200,000,
275
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:42,116
which I will gladly donate.
276
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:45,033
Well, I'm just that kind of person.
277
00:20:45,254 --> 00:20:48,840
So good luck,
Naked Romantic.
278
00:20:51,402 --> 00:20:53,404
Thanks.
279
00:20:53,554 --> 00:20:55,556
What next?
280
00:20:58,225 --> 00:21:00,761
Are you here, did you really come?
- Yes.
281
00:21:01,043 --> 00:21:04,581
He thought I would not come,
to wish you luck?
282
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:08,164
How are you feeling, Jake?
- Enough, enough.
283
00:21:08,314 --> 00:21:10,316
Let's go, friend.
284
00:21:10,779 --> 00:21:12,781
Hurry up.
285
00:21:17,328 --> 00:21:19,330
Good luck, friend.
286
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,582
Thanks.
287
00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:24,835
Jake.
288
00:21:36,805 --> 00:21:38,807
Jake, this is Angel.
289
00:21:39,718 --> 00:21:44,438
Mr King asked me to tell you:
"Mommy, you have to do it."
290
00:21:44,588 --> 00:21:46,857
Otherwise
don't come back.
291
00:22:37,366 --> 00:22:39,660
Move your pistons,
come on!
292
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:43,389
The support team got involved.
- How are you?
293
00:22:43,539 --> 00:22:47,017
Well, with all these cars and people,
screaming dirt ...
294
00:22:47,168 --> 00:22:51,439
That's because you're a celebrity now.
Today they will let you in the news.
295
00:22:51,589 --> 00:22:54,075
Is it really, great?
- Yeah, cool.
296
00:22:54,225 --> 00:22:58,515
Where will we meet next?
- Cam, we repeated it 500 times.
297
00:22:58,665 --> 00:23:02,669
It's all on the card I gave you.
The card is in you, isn't it?
298
00:23:02,819 --> 00:23:05,603
Yes, yes, it's in me.
It's all six.
299
00:23:06,395 --> 00:23:09,398
I'll check something
and I'll be back ... a second.
300
00:23:09,548 --> 00:23:11,550
Wait, Cam, where ...
301
00:23:47,936 --> 00:23:50,314
On the way, I'm walking ...
302
00:23:55,652 --> 00:23:58,447
On the way, I'm walking ...
303
00:23:59,531 --> 00:24:01,825
I sing it myself ...
304
00:24:03,302 --> 00:24:05,304
Hello.
305
00:24:05,454 --> 00:24:08,057
Mom, damn it!
Where did it come from?
306
00:24:08,207 --> 00:24:11,282
Scared me to death.
"Where did you come from?"
307
00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:15,856
Why are you undressed?
Did they rape you?
308
00:24:16,215 --> 00:24:19,768
They are not, I'm the Naked Romantic.
"So you're a featherweight?"
309
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:23,565
No, I'm not a featherweight.
I'm on a charity trip.
310
00:24:23,715 --> 00:24:27,505
This company is my sponsor,
and I'm naked for more interesting.
311
00:24:27,655 --> 00:24:30,604
This is idiocy.
- No ... yes, a little.
312
00:24:30,771 --> 00:24:34,633
It doesn't matter, but who are you?
What are you doing here?
313
00:24:34,783 --> 00:24:39,171
Eli, I'm back in the desert.
- I'm Jake, I'm pleased.
314
00:24:39,321 --> 00:24:41,965
What are you doing?
“I'm going back to the hermitage.
315
00:24:42,116 --> 00:24:45,905
I want a few months
to live there as my ancestors.
316
00:24:46,056 --> 00:24:49,583
Really ... cool.
Will you walk a little with me?
317
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,794
Is it in the heat ... not good.
And give me no money.
318
00:24:54,010 --> 00:24:57,229
And right.
I'm glad to meet you, brother.
319
00:24:57,379 --> 00:24:59,381
We can see each other again.
320
00:25:36,221 --> 00:25:40,225
The Bare Wanderer
321
00:26:48,409 --> 00:26:50,661
Excuse me.
Are you OK?
322
00:26:51,953 --> 00:26:54,290
Yes thank you.
And how are you?
323
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:59,019
Okay, but why are you practically naked?
- Oh, it's for the kids.
324
00:26:59,170 --> 00:27:01,906
Meaning?
- I stripped for the sake of the children.
325
00:27:02,057 --> 00:27:03,950
Pervert!
- No no no.
326
00:27:04,101 --> 00:27:06,943
That's how I raise money
for sick children
327
00:27:07,094 --> 00:27:09,230
and my naked part
of the condition.
328
00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:13,325
I have about 2000 kilometers left.
By the way, I'm Jake.
329
00:27:13,475 --> 00:27:16,353
I'm very pleased, Jake.
I'm Niki.
330
00:27:16,895 --> 00:27:21,258
It's Valerie, and it's Keith.
I must admit that you won.
331
00:27:21,408 --> 00:27:24,211
What?
- I've seen a lot of simple things,
332
00:27:24,361 --> 00:27:28,074
but you surpassed them all.
- Really ... great.
333
00:27:28,449 --> 00:27:30,992
And where are you going?
- Cervantes.
334
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,735
Are you going there too?
"Yes, I'll be there in three days."
335
00:27:34,885 --> 00:27:37,683
Shall I give you something?
I want to give you something.
336
00:27:37,833 --> 00:27:40,086
Welcome.
- Thanks.
337
00:27:41,128 --> 00:27:43,530
Find us at Cervantes,
Naked Jake.
338
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,682
Certainly.
339
00:28:24,421 --> 00:28:26,423
Oh my God.
340
00:28:27,258 --> 00:28:29,794
I was told you would be
on our end
341
00:28:29,944 --> 00:28:33,906
and I used the laws of attraction,
to lure you.
342
00:28:34,348 --> 00:28:38,018
I sent a request to the universe.
Let me hug you!
343
00:28:38,935 --> 00:28:42,856
How are you, are you thirsty?
Tea, coffee?
344
00:28:43,149 --> 00:28:45,685
Come in, I'll get you something.
345
00:28:45,835 --> 00:28:48,172
Okay, but I'm looking for a son ...
346
00:28:59,581 --> 00:29:01,583
Thank you very much.
347
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,203
Wait a minute,
I instantly ...
348
00:29:04,545 --> 00:29:06,547
Okay.
349
00:29:33,949 --> 00:29:37,803
Fate gave me a date
with you, Jake.
350
00:29:37,953 --> 00:29:41,082
You what ...
Do you know my name?
351
00:29:41,290 --> 00:29:43,709
I saw you on TV
that day.
352
00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:46,612
And I read your tweets.
I'm Galina.
353
00:29:46,962 --> 00:29:50,357
Here, take it.
"So much, why?"
354
00:29:50,507 --> 00:29:53,939
You collect money?
- Yes, but it's a lot of money ...
355
00:29:54,090 --> 00:29:57,593
You will not collect anything
if you don't take money from people.
356
00:29:57,743 --> 00:29:59,745
Okay.
357
00:30:01,935 --> 00:30:07,124
I guess the point is to go,
to walk, to walk ...
358
00:30:07,274 --> 00:30:10,869
Isn't it?
- Sometimes I stop eating.
359
00:30:13,739 --> 00:30:16,814
And what are you doing,
when do you need a toilet?
360
00:30:16,964 --> 00:30:21,969
With little need it is clear
but with the big one is probably difficult?
361
00:30:22,456 --> 00:30:25,926
Sorry, I remembered
that I have a little work to do.
362
00:30:26,077 --> 00:30:30,056
Really?
- Yes, sorry, I'll see you again.
363
00:30:31,423 --> 00:30:33,425
Thanks!
364
00:30:53,195 --> 00:30:55,322
You're not so naked, Jake.
365
00:30:55,906 --> 00:30:58,617
Did she dress?
- Yes it is.
366
00:30:59,034 --> 00:31:02,921
Valerie, right?
Yes, yes, I didn't expect to see you here.
367
00:31:03,072 --> 00:31:05,416
What's happening?
You're kind of embarrassed.
368
00:31:05,666 --> 00:31:07,735
No, no, I'm a little overheated.
369
00:31:08,419 --> 00:31:10,993
To melt would not hurt me.
- Yes.
370
00:31:11,144 --> 00:31:15,592
Do you know if there are jellyfish?
- Are you ... no, I don't think so.
371
00:31:16,009 --> 00:31:19,638
Okay, will you come with me?
372
00:31:19,971 --> 00:31:22,349
No, for now
will bake.
373
00:31:23,642 --> 00:31:26,379
Yes, yes, then
and I'll wait.
374
00:31:27,521 --> 00:31:29,523
Okay.
375
00:31:35,237 --> 00:31:37,906
Maybe with that ...
can i help you?
376
00:31:38,057 --> 00:31:40,059
Yes please.
- Yes.
377
00:31:44,205 --> 00:31:46,373
Only here?
- Yes.
378
00:31:46,998 --> 00:31:49,000
Now.
379
00:31:49,293 --> 00:31:51,295
It will really burn you.
380
00:31:52,688 --> 00:31:54,690
What will burn me?
381
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,644
The sun, the Australian sun.
- Oh, yes.
382
00:31:57,794 --> 00:32:01,026
We have a small hole here
in the ozone layer, so ...
383
00:32:01,177 --> 00:32:03,179
Yes, it's bad.
384
00:32:08,354 --> 00:32:10,356
Great view, eh?
385
00:32:11,523 --> 00:32:15,211
Where does that beauty come from?
- Oh my God.
386
00:32:15,361 --> 00:32:20,116
I have lived in many places,
but there is no such thing anywhere.
387
00:32:20,407 --> 00:32:23,369
You know what to do, right?
"What?"
388
00:32:23,619 --> 00:32:27,139
Marry an Australian,
to stay here.
389
00:32:27,289 --> 00:32:32,008
And would you marry me,
to get Australian citizenship?
390
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:35,279
It will be cool, just ...
- No, no, this is ...
391
00:32:35,571 --> 00:32:38,008
You are kidding.
- Of course.
392
00:32:38,259 --> 00:32:40,552
It escaped me.
- Yes.
393
00:32:45,228 --> 00:32:47,802
That was it...
- And ... tell me more
394
00:32:47,952 --> 00:32:50,412
for your charity
travel.
395
00:32:50,562 --> 00:32:54,766
Well I have to get there
to the city of Broome to the north.
396
00:32:54,916 --> 00:32:57,378
Sounds like a "boom"!
- Yes, almost.
397
00:32:57,528 --> 00:33:02,400
And if a mangizlia arrives
will give me 200,000 for a children's hospital.
398
00:33:02,550 --> 00:33:04,552
200,000 bucks?
399
00:33:05,952 --> 00:33:07,954
Stunning, Jake.
400
00:33:08,330 --> 00:33:11,558
How strange.
I have ... I have a niece.
401
00:33:11,708 --> 00:33:15,427
She is three years old and literally
does not leave the hospitals.
402
00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:19,216
She's a very brave girl.
- Yes of course.
403
00:33:19,399 --> 00:33:21,830
Do not lie,
you will not deceive me again.
404
00:33:21,980 --> 00:33:24,822
One time it happened,
but not the second time.
405
00:33:24,972 --> 00:33:27,975
What?
"Oh, the hell you weren't kidding?"
406
00:33:28,126 --> 00:33:30,794
No.
- Oh, I exposed myself.
407
00:33:31,261 --> 00:33:33,330
Nothing.
- Perhaps...
408
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,768
Naked Jake, hello!
- Hello!
409
00:33:35,918 --> 00:33:37,626
Nicky!
- You exist.
410
00:33:37,776 --> 00:33:41,380
Girls talked about you,
but I thought they were making it up.
411
00:33:41,530 --> 00:33:44,605
No, I exist, what is your name?
- KIT.
412
00:33:44,755 --> 00:33:46,957
And you're a Scot.
- Yeah, late.
413
00:33:47,469 --> 00:33:50,914
Will you come for a swim?
- Now?
414
00:33:51,207 --> 00:33:53,209
Come on.
415
00:34:01,425 --> 00:34:03,427
You coming?
416
00:34:08,224 --> 00:34:10,226
Hold me!
417
00:34:10,601 --> 00:34:12,603
Get it!
- Here!
418
00:34:22,613 --> 00:34:24,615
For new friends.
419
00:34:27,218 --> 00:34:29,220
Jake, what else are you doing
420
00:34:29,370 --> 00:34:33,599
except to go for long walks?
- I'm on the rooftops.
421
00:34:33,749 --> 00:34:37,769
That is, I was ... before.
- Is he retiring?
422
00:34:37,919 --> 00:34:40,565
Where I should have retired.
I was fired.
423
00:34:40,772 --> 00:34:42,774
Clear.
424
00:34:42,924 --> 00:34:47,144
And they fired right before the trip?
- No, that's not true.
425
00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:51,242
I had a disagreement with the boss.
"Is anyone waiting for you at the finals?"
426
00:34:51,392 --> 00:34:55,111
Probably just my neighbor Kam.
- Dont you have a girlfriend?
427
00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,164
No, I do not have.
428
00:34:57,314 --> 00:35:01,652
And Valerie also has no boyfriend.
"Keith, that's a dull hint."
429
00:35:01,835 --> 00:35:04,838
But it's free, fact.
- People, I'm here.
430
00:35:04,988 --> 00:35:08,050
Be nice to her,
they recently shot her.
431
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:12,579
The man was clearly an idiot.
"That said, Jake."
432
00:35:12,829 --> 00:35:15,432
I'll go get it
something else to drink.
433
00:35:15,582 --> 00:35:18,810
God, why are you so creepy?
"What?"
434
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,230
He wanted to be friendly.
435
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:25,377
And what, I complimented him.
- Thanks, Keith.
436
00:35:25,801 --> 00:35:29,280
No!
- Yes, yes, you must.
437
00:35:29,430 --> 00:35:31,823
No, we bought it, so we should.
438
00:35:31,973 --> 00:35:36,187
This is the last one, so ...
- Oh, no, no, no.
439
00:35:36,519 --> 00:35:38,664
You deserve it.
- I deserve it!
440
00:35:38,814 --> 00:35:42,484
Yes, you deserve it, two sips.
- Okay, convince me.
441
00:35:42,651 --> 00:35:47,707
Why is it so complicated?
- This is the decisive battle, come on.
442
00:35:47,857 --> 00:35:50,710
Let's play.
- Let's go.
443
00:35:51,243 --> 00:35:54,496
On the back.
- No.
444
00:35:54,788 --> 00:35:57,724
All right, we're off.
Good night.
445
00:35:57,874 --> 00:36:01,295
Don't leave.
- It's early!
446
00:36:03,855 --> 00:36:05,857
And I'm going to sleep.
447
00:36:06,007 --> 00:36:08,009
Okay.
- We are.
448
00:36:12,264 --> 00:36:14,475
We played well.
449
00:36:15,016 --> 00:36:17,018
I won.
450
00:36:21,982 --> 00:36:23,984
See you later.
451
00:37:07,694 --> 00:37:10,626
I'm glad we noticed
your sweet ass
452
00:37:10,776 --> 00:37:12,844
at the banquet on the road, Jake.
453
00:37:15,577 --> 00:37:17,579
Jake?
454
00:38:05,877 --> 00:38:07,879
Valerie.
455
00:38:13,009 --> 00:38:15,011
Valerie!
456
00:39:07,814 --> 00:39:09,816
Jake!
457
00:39:09,983 --> 00:39:14,088
Hey, what are you doing?
"What am I doing?"
458
00:39:14,238 --> 00:39:19,076
Did you leave without saying goodbye?
"I didn't want to wake you."
459
00:39:19,285 --> 00:39:22,121
In vain, I wanted
see you in the morning.
460
00:39:22,871 --> 00:39:26,183
I have something for you.
- Really?
461
00:39:26,333 --> 00:39:31,338
Daddy gave it to me when I left.
It is lucky for travelers.
462
00:39:31,938 --> 00:39:33,940
It's a pig.
463
00:39:34,091 --> 00:39:37,511
Well yes, lucky pig.
- Pink pig.
464
00:39:37,928 --> 00:39:41,999
Okay, give me your pig ...
- No, I like it, wait.
465
00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:44,393
Thanks.
- For nothing.
466
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,897
Only I ...
I have no pockets.
467
00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:50,649
One second.
468
00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:53,902
Yes, the glass will work.
469
00:39:54,836 --> 00:39:56,838
What are you laughing at?
470
00:39:56,988 --> 00:39:58,990
Is it really on my ass?
471
00:39:59,325 --> 00:40:01,327
No, your pig is going.
472
00:40:01,843 --> 00:40:03,845
What.
473
00:40:03,995 --> 00:40:06,748
What.
- Shall we take a selfie?
474
00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:11,295
Together?
"You and I ... for a memory?"
475
00:40:13,772 --> 00:40:15,774
Are you ready?
- Yes.
476
00:40:15,924 --> 00:40:17,926
What.
- Thanks.
477
00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:22,681
Will we see you again?
478
00:40:23,682 --> 00:40:25,684
Perhaps.
479
00:40:28,104 --> 00:40:30,356
I hope.
- And I hope.
480
00:40:38,447 --> 00:40:41,850
Nine days on the road.
This hike is not so bad.
481
00:41:00,886 --> 00:41:04,533
Hey, support, I have nothing to eat.
Where are you going?
482
00:41:05,682 --> 00:41:07,684
No.
483
00:41:09,061 --> 00:41:11,063
No.
484
00:41:11,397 --> 00:41:13,399
Yes.
485
00:41:32,626 --> 00:41:36,202
Cam, I only have one left
canned sardines, where are you?
486
00:41:51,062 --> 00:41:53,689
Kam, I'm yours
friend Jake.
487
00:41:54,815 --> 00:41:58,377
I have nothing to eat
and I'll die soon,
488
00:41:58,527 --> 00:42:02,114
but I want you to know
that you are already dead to me
489
00:42:02,656 --> 00:42:04,658
If I die and you die.
490
00:42:05,117 --> 00:42:07,119
Well, be healthy.
491
00:42:22,068 --> 00:42:24,070
Jake.
It's Mr. King.
492
00:42:24,220 --> 00:42:28,867
Hello Mr King, how are you, sir?
“And I was better, Jake.
493
00:42:29,017 --> 00:42:31,977
Today at the Huffington Post
there is an article for me.
494
00:42:32,128 --> 00:42:33,813
Something unpleasant?
495
00:42:33,963 --> 00:42:37,274
Yes, they interviewed
from my former secretary.
496
00:42:38,067 --> 00:42:42,430
Does she have a tooth for you?
“She compared me to Joseph Stalin.
497
00:42:42,671 --> 00:42:44,673
Second.
498
00:42:44,823 --> 00:42:46,825
It's open!
499
00:42:46,992 --> 00:42:50,971
Okay, now work.
I don't see you much in Tweet,
500
00:42:51,122 --> 00:42:56,435
but the public needs to know
for my generosity and kindness.
501
00:42:56,585 --> 00:42:59,713
One moment, something on the phone ...
- Second!
502
00:43:00,089 --> 00:43:04,176
Vindaluto here.
Chicken masala chicken here.
503
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,762
The beer here.
504
00:43:07,363 --> 00:43:09,365
Bhindi here.
505
00:43:09,515 --> 00:43:13,144
Good, good.
The eggplant there.
506
00:43:14,728 --> 00:43:16,730
Oh, yes, and rice.
507
00:43:16,938 --> 00:43:19,775
And when will your widget work?
508
00:43:20,484 --> 00:43:25,381
Tomorrow I will reach Kalbari and immediately
will i tweet, okay?
509
00:43:25,531 --> 00:43:27,883
And not just one, Jake,
please.
510
00:43:28,033 --> 00:43:31,053
You know, $ 200,000
are a lot of money.
511
00:43:31,203 --> 00:43:33,472
For me they are not,
but for most people are.
512
00:43:33,622 --> 00:43:36,600
Listen, Mr. King,
I'm a little hungry here.
513
00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:39,753
Listen, can you ...
- This is beef vindal,
514
00:43:39,903 --> 00:43:42,549
and I ordered a kangaroo.
"Mr. King?"
515
00:43:42,839 --> 00:43:46,443
People like you kindle
racial hatred.
516
00:44:02,984 --> 00:44:04,986
Hey Naked Romantic!
517
00:44:05,362 --> 00:44:08,365
Oh, mother ...
"Calm down, Jake, it's me."
518
00:44:08,515 --> 00:44:12,519
Eli, why don't you say hello
like a normal person?
519
00:44:14,746 --> 00:44:18,309
Why did you stop here?
It's full of wild dogs.
520
00:44:18,459 --> 00:44:22,321
Are you wild dogs? And what is being done?
if you see wild dogs?
521
00:44:22,471 --> 00:44:24,681
You're running ... fast.
- How fast?
522
00:44:24,889 --> 00:44:26,891
Very fast.
523
00:44:27,093 --> 00:44:29,238
What else
to be afraid?
524
00:44:29,528 --> 00:44:31,959
Of brown snakes,
to graze lizards,
525
00:44:32,110 --> 00:44:35,821
water spiders, scorpions.
Aborigines.
526
00:44:38,370 --> 00:44:40,372
Do you have anything to eat?
527
00:44:40,522 --> 00:44:43,859
No no,
support failed me.
528
00:44:44,235 --> 00:44:48,072
Nothing, light a fire.
We will fry it.
529
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,241
Are they a rat?
530
00:45:23,457 --> 00:45:26,610
Cameron?
You heap ...
531
00:45:27,024 --> 00:45:30,314
Where I was, starving.
I had to eat a rat!
532
00:45:30,464 --> 00:45:33,467
And I don't eat rats!
- Listen to me.
533
00:45:33,617 --> 00:45:37,554
You have no idea what happened to me.
"Did you lose the card?"
534
00:45:37,704 --> 00:45:41,600
You lost the card!
- No, I didn't, I lost my car.
535
00:45:41,750 --> 00:45:43,824
What?
“And the card was in it.
536
00:45:44,586 --> 00:45:47,304
I don't even know what to say,
Cameron.
537
00:45:47,454 --> 00:45:51,652
Please give me the products.
- Didn't you hear, I lost a car.
538
00:45:51,802 --> 00:45:56,282
And your products ... bye, bye.
Wait, there's something left.
539
00:45:56,432 --> 00:45:58,434
Look what I bought you.
540
00:45:58,692 --> 00:46:01,287
Thanks, it's very appetizing.
- Play with health.
541
00:46:01,437 --> 00:46:04,655
Give me at least a sip of water,
at least something, Cam, brother.
542
00:46:04,805 --> 00:46:08,309
You know what ... moment.
I didn't drink the milk.
543
00:46:08,459 --> 00:46:10,237
Enjoy.
544
00:46:10,571 --> 00:46:12,573
No, Cam, no!
545
00:46:17,344 --> 00:46:20,722
Did you do it on purpose?
- I'll get you products.
546
00:46:20,872 --> 00:46:23,161
He did it on purpose.
- No I am not.
547
00:46:25,501 --> 00:46:29,148
Kam, don't leave me here without food.
- Get your things.
548
00:46:29,298 --> 00:46:31,586
Cam, what are you doing?
- See you.
549
00:46:32,926 --> 00:46:34,928
Cam!
- Get out of the car!
550
00:47:01,122 --> 00:47:03,124
Now.
551
00:47:05,667 --> 00:47:07,669
Hell, you fucking rat!
552
00:47:18,389 --> 00:47:20,391
Hey, buddy.
553
00:47:20,849 --> 00:47:22,851
I did not see you.
554
00:47:23,185 --> 00:47:26,080
Isn't that your house?
Sorry.
555
00:47:26,230 --> 00:47:31,102
Okay, I'll go and forget,
that we have seen each other.
556
00:47:32,027 --> 00:47:34,316
Wait,
I'll just get my backpack.
557
00:47:34,946 --> 00:47:36,948
I will not touch you.
558
00:47:39,926 --> 00:47:41,928
Let me go!
559
00:47:42,079 --> 00:47:44,081
Let me go!
560
00:47:44,873 --> 00:47:46,875
Let me go!
561
00:48:07,454 --> 00:48:10,607
Calm, calm.
- Eli?
562
00:48:11,508 --> 00:48:15,379
Eli, I'm so glad to see you.
Brother, I think I'm dying.
563
00:48:15,529 --> 00:48:20,106
I was bitten by a snake and lost consciousness.
- It was python, they are not poisonous.
564
00:48:20,256 --> 00:48:24,221
No, no, it was another snake,
because I immediately fainted.
565
00:48:24,371 --> 00:48:27,732
You've fallen out of the heat.
"Is it hot, what kind of heat?"
566
00:48:27,882 --> 00:48:30,277
Yes, and he had a good shit.
567
00:48:30,427 --> 00:48:34,423
What?
No!
568
00:48:34,756 --> 00:48:36,758
No!
569
00:48:39,595 --> 00:48:42,781
Oh, Gods,
and that is how my head splits.
570
00:48:42,931 --> 00:48:44,933
It's obviously from the drag.
571
00:48:45,559 --> 00:48:49,621
What a drag?
“I found you all shitty.
572
00:48:49,771 --> 00:48:53,309
The ants had settled
and I couldn't leave you there.
573
00:48:53,459 --> 00:48:57,254
I couldn't even carry you whole
so I dragged you.
574
00:48:57,404 --> 00:49:00,499
It was careful,
but the wilderness here is stony.
575
00:49:02,093 --> 00:49:04,095
Give it one at a time.
576
00:49:04,245 --> 00:49:06,247
I was bitten by a snake ...
577
00:49:06,455 --> 00:49:08,457
and I freaked out.
578
00:49:08,665 --> 00:49:12,884
And then you dragged me
on the rocks, aren't you joking?
579
00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:15,323
Thought,
that you will tell me thank you.
580
00:49:18,050 --> 00:49:20,052
Thanks.
581
00:49:22,596 --> 00:49:24,598
You know, Jake ...
582
00:49:25,349 --> 00:49:28,602
I feel bad too.
My stomach hurts.
583
00:49:29,061 --> 00:49:32,731
Really?
Why?
584
00:49:33,482 --> 00:49:36,771
When I found you unconscious,
the whole shit,
585
00:49:37,486 --> 00:49:41,705
laughing so hard
that I stretched my stomach muscles.
586
00:49:43,617 --> 00:49:45,619
Bastard!
587
00:49:59,191 --> 00:50:01,193
Good morning.
588
00:50:01,343 --> 00:50:03,345
It smells delicious.
589
00:50:03,637 --> 00:50:05,639
Do you feel better?
590
00:50:06,014 --> 00:50:09,243
Yes, yes.
- Tell me Jake ...
591
00:50:09,393 --> 00:50:13,826
I understand charity,
but why are you making fun of yourself.
592
00:50:13,976 --> 00:50:15,978
It's actually about the girl.
593
00:50:16,483 --> 00:50:18,685
You watched a lot of movies,
bro.
594
00:50:18,835 --> 00:50:21,981
Let me guess.
The girl is not of your level,
595
00:50:22,132 --> 00:50:25,634
but with this hike
you will show her that you exist.
596
00:50:25,784 --> 00:50:28,145
It's not exactly like that.
- Do not you know,
597
00:50:28,295 --> 00:50:32,657
that only by losing everything we can
to do what we want?
598
00:50:33,375 --> 00:50:36,093
This ancient Aboriginal
is it a proverb?
599
00:50:36,243 --> 00:50:38,121
No, this is from Fight Club.
600
00:50:38,271 --> 00:50:41,550
The important thing is that you are amazing
a journey
601
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:46,163
and you have to leave the past
in the past and grow up on the road.
602
00:50:46,313 --> 00:50:50,267
They will not be the same after the hike.
And that's great.
603
00:50:50,684 --> 00:50:55,106
And this is from Forest Gump.
"No, this is from Eli, my brother."
604
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,710
Girls, let's meet him.
He's cool!
605
00:50:59,860 --> 00:51:03,472
King Global presses
Director to resign.
606
00:51:03,622 --> 00:51:05,824
He goes by rail.
607
00:51:06,825 --> 00:51:09,362
Jasmine:
I miss you, honey, kisses
608
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,322
Oh thank you!
609
00:51:28,472 --> 00:51:32,518
Thank you so much!
- Hi, Jake.
610
00:51:33,144 --> 00:51:36,522
We are glad to see you.
- Hello.
611
00:51:36,980 --> 00:51:39,983
This is my daughter Teresa.
- Hi, Teresa.
612
00:51:40,134 --> 00:51:42,136
Nice to meet you.
- Me too.
613
00:51:43,279 --> 00:51:45,996
Teresa, what she wanted
tell Jake?
614
00:51:46,147 --> 00:51:48,124
Just to say thank you.
615
00:51:48,274 --> 00:51:52,730
Thanks.
"I'm glad if I can help you."
616
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,882
Come to me.
617
00:51:55,457 --> 00:51:57,926
I like your hat.
- Thanks.
618
00:51:59,478 --> 00:52:02,814
Well, then ...
- Thanks, Jake.
619
00:52:02,964 --> 00:52:07,769
May there be more like you in the world.
"Jake, Jake, how's the mood?"
620
00:52:07,919 --> 00:52:10,572
Great, I'm glad
that I got here
621
00:52:10,722 --> 00:52:13,659
and I am grateful
for your support.
622
00:52:13,809 --> 00:52:17,099
Were there any funny happenings along the way?
- Nothing of the kind.
623
00:52:17,249 --> 00:52:20,366
I love to travel,
to meet good people
624
00:52:20,516 --> 00:52:23,519
and I try not to get killed
from the local fauna.
625
00:52:23,669 --> 00:52:25,754
How's your relationship going?
with King Global,
626
00:52:25,904 --> 00:52:29,694
especially with Mr. King,
given recent accusations?
627
00:52:29,844 --> 00:52:33,134
Recent accusations ...
No, I don't know anything about this,
628
00:52:33,284 --> 00:52:35,286
so no comment.
629
00:52:35,514 --> 00:52:39,017
Okay, I'll ...
Hey, you came!
630
00:52:39,168 --> 00:52:41,962
We heard that some naked crazy
walking around the city
631
00:52:42,113 --> 00:52:44,758
and we decided to take a look.
- Really?
632
00:52:44,908 --> 00:52:47,602
Yes.
"And where is he, something I don't see?"
633
00:52:48,069 --> 00:52:53,224
Oh, that's enough, you wanted to see me.
Admit it.
634
00:52:53,374 --> 00:52:55,643
This is closer to the truth.
- Whale!
635
00:52:55,793 --> 00:52:58,725
Is everything all right, Jake?
- Yes, great.
636
00:52:58,875 --> 00:53:01,378
I am a little tired,
but everything is fine.
637
00:53:01,857 --> 00:53:05,986
Where do you plan to spend the night?
- Backpacker Hostel.
638
00:53:06,237 --> 00:53:09,040
And for me, old man,
will a place be found?
639
00:53:09,191 --> 00:53:11,727
I think Valerie
there is room for you.
640
00:53:12,076 --> 00:53:14,612
Stay overnight with us,
if you want.
641
00:53:14,762 --> 00:53:17,931
Hey, Jake!
- No, I don't know you.
642
00:53:18,082 --> 00:53:20,799
Brother, seriously?
Are you still angry with me?
643
00:53:20,949 --> 00:53:22,977
Yes, Cam,
i am very angry with you.
644
00:53:23,128 --> 00:53:25,550
I thought you were supporting me,
645
00:53:25,701 --> 00:53:28,484
but so far everything
is zero, so ...
646
00:53:29,426 --> 00:53:33,145
Okay ... Cam, these are the boys.
Guys, this is Kam.
647
00:53:33,295 --> 00:53:36,084
A pity like my friend.
- Hello.
648
00:53:36,234 --> 00:53:40,907
Let's go, Keith.
"But wait, can I come with you?"
649
00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:49,547
You know ... I'm glad you're here.
I wanted to tell you something.
650
00:53:49,946 --> 00:53:52,592
Is there something serious?
- Very much, follow me.
651
00:53:53,134 --> 00:53:59,357
Listen, it's a little weird,
so i'll be direct.
652
00:53:59,507 --> 00:54:04,336
Wildly I don't like to stare
grains whenever possible.
653
00:54:04,503 --> 00:54:08,039
My eyes are here, okay?
- And who was staring at me on the beach?
654
00:54:08,190 --> 00:54:10,192
Wasn't it you?
655
00:54:10,342 --> 00:54:14,346
I just wanted to make sure
that they didn't make bugs.
656
00:54:14,496 --> 00:54:19,085
Australia is a very dangerous place ...
- Thanks, you're very caring.
657
00:54:19,235 --> 00:54:21,036
I do what I can.
658
00:54:21,245 --> 00:54:24,148
Are you really well?
- Yes.
659
00:54:24,398 --> 00:54:28,127
Why?
"You look very crap."
660
00:54:28,277 --> 00:54:31,480
There's a little bit of that work.
- A little.
661
00:54:32,406 --> 00:54:34,408
I'm terribly tired.
662
00:54:35,909 --> 00:54:39,699
Walking is not a problem,
but I can't sleep at night.
663
00:54:39,849 --> 00:54:44,168
Why?
- Different sounds ... the desert.
664
00:54:44,376 --> 00:54:48,046
People keep telling me
for their sick children.
665
00:54:48,197 --> 00:54:51,158
You saw that little girl yourself.
666
00:54:52,176 --> 00:54:54,636
It saddens me a lot.
667
00:54:55,721 --> 00:54:59,141
But you are bringing your tribute
and that's the main point.
668
00:54:59,741 --> 00:55:01,743
Thanks.
- Yes.
669
00:55:01,893 --> 00:55:07,608
Thanks.
"Come, we'll sleep under a roof today."
670
00:55:07,899 --> 00:55:11,320
Relax and rest well.
671
00:55:11,487 --> 00:55:14,490
I promise not to drink you.
- All right.
672
00:55:24,250 --> 00:55:27,711
God, how good it is to eat
well-baked food.
673
00:55:27,919 --> 00:55:30,464
How much do you have to walk?
674
00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:35,773
I have to go more every day
two months and I will get closer to my goal.
675
00:55:35,923 --> 00:55:38,784
Tell me honestly
why are you torturing yourself like that?
676
00:55:38,934 --> 00:55:42,051
I wanted to get my ex back.
- Really?
677
00:55:42,351 --> 00:55:46,289
I decided to prove to her
that I'm not bored.
678
00:55:46,439 --> 00:55:48,957
Ego ... and does it work?
- Yes.
679
00:55:49,108 --> 00:55:53,179
Texted me today
that i miss her so ...
680
00:55:54,071 --> 00:55:56,073
What about Valerie?
681
00:55:57,908 --> 00:56:00,578
What Valerie?
“It's so obvious.
682
00:56:00,728 --> 00:56:05,657
Nicky calls me clogged,
but even I see how you look.
683
00:56:05,999 --> 00:56:09,753
Yes, but we just met.
This is insane.
684
00:56:10,529 --> 00:56:14,283
Did she tell you something about me?
“No need, bro.
685
00:56:14,433 --> 00:56:18,036
After you met
she can no longer travel.
686
00:56:18,187 --> 00:56:21,048
Just: "Is that Jake?
Is this Jake "?
687
00:56:21,198 --> 00:56:23,952
Like a crazy dog
with tongue twisted.
688
00:56:24,268 --> 00:56:27,405
What are you talking about, idiots?
- For dogs.
689
00:56:27,555 --> 00:56:30,582
What?
- For man's best friends.
690
00:56:30,732 --> 00:56:34,236
I said how good it would be
ever get a dog.
691
00:56:34,386 --> 00:56:38,599
Yes, yes, and I love dogs.
- Kam, nobody asks you.
692
00:56:39,032 --> 00:56:42,178
Jake, how many times you have to
to apologize to you?
693
00:56:42,328 --> 00:56:45,665
My car is full
with products for you.
694
00:56:45,815 --> 00:56:49,886
Jake, don't be cruel.
100 times you apologize.
695
00:56:50,794 --> 00:56:54,148
Okay, I forgive you,
that you are the worst of people.
696
00:56:54,298 --> 00:56:58,611
I agree.
- What kind of drunken game are we going to play today?
697
00:56:58,761 --> 00:57:01,947
Oh no, Valerie, you promised me.
- No!
698
00:57:02,098 --> 00:57:05,768
Jakey doesn't drink today.
He has a long way to go.
699
00:57:05,918 --> 00:57:10,264
Let's spare him.
- But we'll get drunk.
700
00:57:10,414 --> 00:57:14,752
Jake, I told the manager you were staying
and he gave you a separate room.
701
00:57:14,902 --> 00:57:18,978
By calling it "separate", it implies ...
- Keith, I asked you for something!
702
00:57:19,129 --> 00:57:22,340
Should I take you?
- Yes, I'll be grateful.
703
00:57:25,787 --> 00:57:27,789
The backpack?
- Yes.
704
00:57:28,499 --> 00:57:32,075
They left,
to indulge in lousy games.
705
00:57:32,225 --> 00:57:34,519
Oh, grow up at last!
706
00:57:36,173 --> 00:57:40,577
Jake won't eat any more.
- Of course, pour it.
707
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:46,859
I'll help you relax.
"Why do you think I'm tense?"
708
00:57:47,009 --> 00:57:49,179
Oh, God, I don't know.
709
00:57:50,312 --> 00:57:53,244
Do you like?
- Oh, no, it's actually nice.
710
00:57:54,108 --> 00:57:58,779
I wonder why you decided
to tour Australia?
711
00:58:00,030 --> 00:58:02,748
In short,
I've always dreamed of it.
712
00:58:02,898 --> 00:58:04,653
And in more detail?
713
00:58:04,803 --> 00:58:08,705
My sister said,
"Get away from your ex-idiot."
714
00:58:09,665 --> 00:58:12,643
What was between you,
If i can ask?
715
00:58:12,793 --> 00:58:17,673
This is an even longer story.
- And good, because I like the massage.
716
00:58:18,757 --> 00:58:22,547
We started dating
and my niece got sick.
717
00:58:22,697 --> 00:58:27,683
I was in hospitals all the time
and I was helping my sister.
718
00:58:28,059 --> 00:58:31,019
In the beginning he understood
but ...
719
00:58:31,395 --> 00:58:37,943
he finally hated the fact
that I'm constantly busy and stabbing me.
720
00:58:38,277 --> 00:58:42,698
Really?
I bet she's sorry now.
721
00:58:42,906 --> 00:58:46,802
Enough of the sad work.
I'm with the famous Goal Romantic.
722
00:58:46,952 --> 00:58:49,713
Don't do that.
For God's sake, I'm hardly known.
723
00:58:49,863 --> 00:58:52,600
I told the girls yesterday,
that we know each other
724
00:58:52,750 --> 00:58:56,754
and they let me backstage
at the Wan Directorship concert.
725
00:58:56,904 --> 00:59:00,051
So you admit,
that you are a fan of Wang Directions?
726
00:59:00,201 --> 00:59:04,895
No ... I mean everyone
they love you and are crazy about you.
727
00:59:05,045 --> 00:59:08,090
I absolutely do not understand why.
728
00:59:11,310 --> 00:59:13,312
You're an amazing girl.
729
00:59:14,371 --> 00:59:18,525
Thanks.
- Can I kiss you?
730
01:00:01,235 --> 01:00:03,237
Shaft?
731
01:00:14,623 --> 01:00:16,625
Hello.
732
01:00:30,105 --> 01:00:32,707
Are you leaving again,
without saying goodbye?
733
01:00:32,857 --> 01:00:36,147
What, no, no, I was looking for you.
- I know, I was joking.
734
01:00:36,297 --> 01:00:39,624
I got up early and bought you some juice.
- Thanks.
735
01:00:40,066 --> 01:00:43,712
Kam went and told me to tell you,
that everything is clear to him.
736
01:00:43,862 --> 01:00:47,331
Is everything clear to him?
I no longer believe him.
737
01:00:47,531 --> 01:00:51,868
Thanks for yesterday's massage.
738
01:00:52,328 --> 01:00:55,997
It was a pleasure.
- Yes, a lot.
739
01:00:58,917 --> 01:01:01,751
You know, Jake,
after that trip
740
01:01:01,902 --> 01:01:04,763
I am not obliged immediately
to come home?
741
01:01:04,913 --> 01:01:08,402
Do you want to travel more?
- No.
742
01:01:08,552 --> 01:01:14,159
No, I thought I could
to spend some time with you.
743
01:01:14,391 --> 01:01:17,394
Oh, I like this variant
even more.
744
01:01:19,105 --> 01:01:23,643
So you are not against going on
to communicate after the hike?
745
01:01:23,793 --> 01:01:27,264
No, it can even immediately
to keep going together.
746
01:01:27,414 --> 01:01:31,485
No, it won't last one day.
And Nicky will torture Keith without me.
747
01:01:31,635 --> 01:01:35,011
Exactly.
But I'll still see you on the way, right?
748
01:01:35,162 --> 01:01:38,665
Now we go to Coral Bay.
- No, I'm not going there.
749
01:01:38,815 --> 01:01:40,717
Onslow?
- It's too far.
750
01:01:40,959 --> 01:01:45,672
What about K-to-karate?
- You drive, yes, yes, yes, I'll be there.
751
01:01:45,839 --> 01:01:47,841
Sometime after three weeks.
752
01:01:49,485 --> 01:01:51,487
Okay.
753
01:01:51,637 --> 01:01:53,639
Three weeks.
754
01:01:55,657 --> 01:01:57,659
Well then ...
755
01:01:57,809 --> 01:01:59,878
try to get there.
756
01:02:00,562 --> 01:02:02,564
Yes, meme.
757
01:02:26,797 --> 01:02:28,799
Bye.
- Bye.
758
01:02:32,761 --> 01:02:34,763
Bye.
759
01:02:45,607 --> 01:02:48,210
Why Brian King
not behind bars?
760
01:02:48,777 --> 01:02:51,314
Lordbranding:
You go there!
761
01:02:51,464 --> 01:02:54,841
Jake: I'm having a great time
and I meet amazing people on day 17
762
01:02:54,991 --> 01:02:58,710
Even the Naked Romantic
he doesn't want anything to do with it
763
01:02:58,860 --> 01:03:01,029
Angel, get your passport.
764
01:03:20,851 --> 01:03:24,538
Angel, are you?
Why aren't you in London?
765
01:03:24,688 --> 01:03:27,977
What are you doing here?
- We need to talk, Jake,
766
01:03:28,128 --> 01:03:31,987
and it is important to be face to face.
"Yes, but what is it?"
767
01:03:32,488 --> 01:03:36,492
About Mr. King.
"What about Mr. King?"
768
01:03:37,118 --> 01:03:39,179
He is suffering.
769
01:03:39,329 --> 01:03:43,916
I know he constantly makes nonsense,
but he is a good man.
770
01:03:44,067 --> 01:03:47,228
Clear.
"I don't see him as the others."
771
01:03:47,544 --> 01:03:50,089
Everyone just wants to
they tear it apart.
772
01:03:50,422 --> 01:03:53,159
They do not know,
that he has feelings too
773
01:03:53,375 --> 01:03:56,978
and I cannot watch his suffering.
Very sorry.
774
01:03:57,129 --> 01:04:00,399
You probably think I'm stupid.
- No no.
775
01:04:00,549 --> 01:04:02,976
You love him.
I understand.
776
01:04:03,352 --> 01:04:07,285
We are all ready for the name
to loved ones of madness.
777
01:04:07,435 --> 01:04:11,860
I will...
Love it...
778
01:04:12,027 --> 01:04:14,655
I didn't say that
to anyone before.
779
01:04:15,072 --> 01:04:17,074
Generally...
780
01:04:17,741 --> 01:04:19,826
Please, help us.
781
01:04:20,744 --> 01:04:23,462
You know what?
I'll do it now.
782
01:04:27,543 --> 01:04:30,187
Write more often.
- I will write.
783
01:04:30,337 --> 01:04:33,607
Jake:
"Congratulations to the generous Brian King!"
784
01:04:34,925 --> 01:04:37,303
Well well...
I will go.
785
01:04:37,928 --> 01:04:41,075
Let this talk
will stay between us, eh?
786
01:04:41,225 --> 01:04:45,270
I'm a grave.
- All right.
787
01:04:53,710 --> 01:04:55,712
Well, everything is settled.
788
01:04:55,862 --> 01:04:57,936
I hope we already receive
789
01:04:58,087 --> 01:05:00,804
many thanks
from Naked Romantic.
790
01:06:44,896 --> 01:06:49,535
Jake: Day 20, next stop Carat!
Valerie: I'm looking forward to it!
791
01:06:49,685 --> 01:06:53,118
Jake: I would go 500 miles!
Valerie: I don't understand?
792
01:06:53,268 --> 01:06:56,414
Jake: It's one song.
Valerie: Kiss.
793
01:07:10,597 --> 01:07:12,599
Thanks.
794
01:07:12,749 --> 01:07:14,751
Thanks a lot.
795
01:07:16,437 --> 01:07:18,439
Thanks bro.
796
01:07:18,589 --> 01:07:21,393
Thanks a lot.
I appreciate it, thank you.
797
01:07:23,402 --> 01:07:25,404
Who is this?
798
01:07:25,554 --> 01:07:27,556
It's Valerie.
799
01:07:28,014 --> 01:07:31,227
Hi, I told you I would come.
- And it came.
800
01:07:31,618 --> 01:07:35,772
Thanks, Cam.
But what does she do with Jake?
801
01:07:36,273 --> 01:07:38,942
They met
at the beginning of the hike
802
01:07:39,110 --> 01:07:41,846
and an instant thing
made friends.
803
01:07:42,129 --> 01:07:44,131
I was ...
804
01:07:44,281 --> 01:07:46,283
Hello!
805
01:07:46,533 --> 01:07:48,669
You look very cool.
- Thanks.
806
01:07:48,819 --> 01:07:51,251
Kitty, how are you?
- You are the best.
807
01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:53,403
She's a pretty girl, yes.
808
01:07:55,959 --> 01:07:58,379
In fact ...
- Jake, honey!
809
01:08:01,090 --> 01:08:04,877
Jas, what a surprise.
I don't believe my eyes!
810
01:08:05,027 --> 01:08:08,817
Hi Valerie.
"Hi, Cam, good to see you."
811
01:08:09,448 --> 01:08:11,450
Valerie, this is Jasmine.
812
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:15,496
Jasmine is my countryman and old friend.
"Just a friend?"
813
01:08:15,646 --> 01:08:18,450
We are something more
from friends, Jake.
814
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:21,318
You know,
he offered me to get married.
815
01:08:21,568 --> 01:08:25,531
But you refused me
and broke up with me so ...
816
01:08:27,616 --> 01:08:30,262
Nice to meet you,
Jasmine.
817
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:33,122
See you later.
818
01:08:40,396 --> 01:08:42,398
What?
819
01:08:42,548 --> 01:08:46,552
Jasmine asked me where she could
they meet you and i told her this is it.
820
01:08:46,702 --> 01:08:49,238
I took it from the airport,
I brought it so far,
821
01:08:49,388 --> 01:08:52,033
I did so
to see you with Valerie.
822
01:08:52,184 --> 01:08:55,752
What did you say?
“What, nothing matters.
823
01:08:55,902 --> 01:08:58,747
Do you see now that it's cool,
that Jasmine stabbed you?
824
01:08:58,897 --> 01:09:01,758
Yes, maybe.
"Maybe that's all?"
825
01:09:01,908 --> 01:09:05,379
Why be with someone,
who is behaving badly with you?
826
01:09:05,879 --> 01:09:08,549
I am glad,
that Valerie reacted calmly.
827
01:09:08,699 --> 01:09:11,143
It wasn't calm.
She's mad, crazy,
828
01:09:11,293 --> 01:09:15,297
because you called your ex.
She thinks you still love her.
829
01:09:15,447 --> 01:09:17,499
Not me, but Cam called her.
830
01:09:17,892 --> 01:09:21,363
What to do?
"Look, don't think about it now."
831
01:09:21,513 --> 01:09:23,730
We're going to a party.
- What party?
832
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:27,068
The owner of the campsite
is crazy about you.
833
01:09:27,218 --> 01:09:29,354
She invited the whole
damn the city.
834
01:09:29,504 --> 01:09:32,614
Coincidentally not to say Galina?
- I do not know,
835
01:09:32,764 --> 01:09:36,968
but when i told her i would
you find it bloomed straight here.
836
01:09:39,563 --> 01:09:42,108
Are you peeing, Keith?
- Well yes.
837
01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:50,591
Cam, you have to hold Jasmine
as far away as Valerie.
838
01:09:50,741 --> 01:09:54,928
Easy work, brother.
"Keith, I have to stay alone with Val."
839
01:09:55,079 --> 01:09:57,367
Of course, brother.
What is the plan?
840
01:09:57,517 --> 01:10:01,252
I'll give her my feelings.
- What feelings?
841
01:10:01,543 --> 01:10:03,795
I love her.
- Jake, Jake!
842
01:10:04,296 --> 01:10:06,298
Save me.
843
01:10:08,234 --> 01:10:10,236
How glad to see you!
844
01:10:10,386 --> 01:10:12,388
How glad I am!
845
01:10:12,638 --> 01:10:15,807
You brought your young ones too
friends.
846
01:10:15,974 --> 01:10:18,644
Yes, I was 20 years old
younger...
847
01:10:18,994 --> 01:10:20,996
Galina.
848
01:10:21,147 --> 01:10:25,109
Galina, what are you doing here?
- And this campsite is mine.
849
01:10:25,442 --> 01:10:27,628
Of course.
- Let's go!
850
01:10:27,778 --> 01:10:31,049
At a grand party
in honor of Naked Romantic!
851
01:10:31,199 --> 01:10:33,493
He's here, people!
Welcome!
852
01:10:37,429 --> 01:10:39,431
Ladies and Gentlemen!
853
01:10:39,581 --> 01:10:42,784
Let's hear Naked Romantic!
- Valerie ...
854
01:10:46,172 --> 01:10:50,551
The entertainment program
we included a karaoke race!
855
01:10:52,178 --> 01:10:55,515
And we decided it would be fair
if you sing first.
856
01:10:55,665 --> 01:10:58,960
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Naked Romantic!
857
01:11:02,313 --> 01:11:04,315
So, what are you going to do?
858
01:11:05,441 --> 01:11:08,230
This song is dedicated
of one beautiful
859
01:11:08,381 --> 01:11:10,669
and a girl close to me,
it is here.
860
01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:12,922
She knows who I'm talking about.
861
01:11:15,717 --> 01:11:17,719
Is it on?
862
01:11:17,869 --> 01:11:19,955
One, one ...
Ah, it's on.
863
01:12:32,819 --> 01:12:34,821
Come on!
864
01:13:24,955 --> 01:13:26,957
Well done!
865
01:13:28,375 --> 01:13:31,812
Yes, we were sitting at home once
and he calls me:
866
01:13:31,962 --> 01:13:34,323
"Will go
on a charity trip
867
01:13:34,473 --> 01:13:37,568
and I will have sex
with every encounter. "
868
01:13:37,718 --> 01:13:41,238
Brilliant!
- Right, and this song that I sang now,
869
01:13:41,388 --> 01:13:44,925
it was about a beauty,
who already managed to knock.
870
01:13:45,726 --> 01:13:48,014
Yes, he's a legend!
- He is cool!
871
01:13:50,021 --> 01:13:54,693
Too bad Jake is one of those ...
of the right ones
872
01:13:54,860 --> 01:13:57,130
and now she just falls in love with her.
873
01:13:58,447 --> 01:14:00,449
What are we going to do here?
874
01:14:00,991 --> 01:14:04,129
And now what, change me
with the next girl?
875
01:14:04,279 --> 01:14:07,764
Let me remind you, Jas, that you ...
find me boring,
876
01:14:07,914 --> 01:14:11,385
said I was not worthy
for you and broke with me.
877
01:14:11,535 --> 01:14:16,173
To know,
but it was a mistake.
878
01:14:17,299 --> 01:14:20,552
Honey, I love you
and I will marry you!
879
01:14:21,637 --> 01:14:24,390
Jas, Jas, Jas ...
880
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:28,519
Jasmine, Jasmine, listen, listen.
It is too late.
881
01:14:29,186 --> 01:14:34,608
Is that clear, we don't fit
and I was chilling with you.
882
01:14:35,626 --> 01:14:37,628
But ...
883
01:14:37,778 --> 01:14:40,197
But I went so much for you.
884
01:14:40,697 --> 01:14:43,200
Yes, I appreciate it, but ...
885
01:14:45,010 --> 01:14:47,012
everything is over.
886
01:14:47,163 --> 01:14:49,165
Do you hear me?
887
01:14:49,456 --> 01:14:51,458
Give me back the ring.
888
01:14:53,085 --> 01:14:55,087
Please give me back the ring.
889
01:14:56,088 --> 01:14:58,424
Jas, please
give me back the ring.
890
01:14:58,924 --> 01:15:00,926
Thanks.
891
01:15:22,239 --> 01:15:25,492
Valerie!
Shaft!
892
01:15:26,577 --> 01:15:30,206
Shaft!
Valerie!
893
01:15:30,622 --> 01:15:34,685
Val, wait, where are you going?
- Hey, Jake!
894
01:15:34,835 --> 01:15:37,229
Cam, what's going on?
- I do not know.
895
01:15:37,379 --> 01:15:39,465
Did you tell her something?
896
01:15:39,615 --> 01:15:42,568
I know, sometimes I act like an ass ...
"Only sometimes?"
897
01:15:42,718 --> 01:15:45,737
Well, constantly,
but I didn't tell her anything.
898
01:15:45,887 --> 01:15:49,691
Follow them by car.
"Not by car, Uncle will kill you."
899
01:15:49,841 --> 01:15:51,453
I have to do something.
900
01:15:51,603 --> 01:15:54,913
Whatever you have in mind
do the opposite.
901
01:15:55,064 --> 01:15:57,416
I'll follow her.
- I knew it...
902
01:15:57,566 --> 01:15:59,444
so I asked you
to do the opposite.
903
01:15:59,594 --> 01:16:02,526
You don't understand, brother.
I'm in love with her.
904
01:16:02,946 --> 01:16:05,378
So far I have not loved this way.
- Enough.
905
01:16:05,528 --> 01:16:08,460
I don't want to listen
this romantic vomit.
906
01:16:08,610 --> 01:16:10,322
Go now.
907
01:16:10,472 --> 01:16:13,783
See you at the finals.
- Yes, fine.
908
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:17,353
Hold on.
- What is this?
909
01:16:17,503 --> 01:16:22,858
Keith gave me a list of places
where we might find ourselves.
910
01:16:23,008 --> 01:16:26,137
Thank you friend.
- Yes, yes.
911
01:16:26,538 --> 01:16:28,540
Hey, Jake.
- Yes?
912
01:16:28,690 --> 01:16:33,310
I like Valerie, brother, she's very cool.
- You bet.
913
01:16:47,374 --> 01:16:51,345
I suspect Cameron's oil
does not protect from the sun at all.
914
01:16:51,495 --> 01:16:55,349
Why did you suddenly listen to Kam?
He is clearly not one of the smartest guys.
915
01:16:55,499 --> 01:16:57,793
But there is a gorgeous complexion.
- Baby ...
916
01:16:58,294 --> 01:17:01,030
You're a Scot.
You're not made for tan.
917
01:17:01,255 --> 01:17:04,325
Valerie, do I have a tan already?
918
01:17:04,475 --> 01:17:07,969
I'm not napping, Kit,
and you can see that you are an idiot.
919
01:17:08,637 --> 01:17:10,681
Oh, good, Keith.
920
01:17:11,367 --> 01:17:14,585
What I said?
“You mentioned Cam, Jake's friend.
921
01:17:14,735 --> 01:17:17,672
She knew she would be upset.
- No, I didn't know
922
01:17:17,822 --> 01:17:20,683
because you two geese,
they didn't tell me anything,
923
01:17:20,833 --> 01:17:25,037
but I want to know why we escaped
from that awesome party.
924
01:17:29,533 --> 01:17:33,466
"Allows you to stimulate
production of melanin ... "
925
01:17:34,696 --> 01:17:36,698
Jake: Valerie, where are you?
926
01:17:39,626 --> 01:17:41,628
Please answer me.
927
01:17:44,856 --> 01:17:46,858
Don't even hope so, Eli.
928
01:17:47,008 --> 01:17:49,478
Jake,
you grow up before my eyes.
929
01:17:49,761 --> 01:17:53,908
I don't have to stop, sorry.
"Wait a minute, what's going on?"
930
01:17:54,266 --> 01:17:56,493
I'm in a hurry to catch up with someone.
931
01:17:56,643 --> 01:17:58,812
I hope not your ex?
- No.
932
01:17:59,355 --> 01:18:02,692
Oh, old Eli was right
with your advice, right?
933
01:18:02,842 --> 01:18:05,652
Yes, maybe so.
Will you come with me?
934
01:18:06,026 --> 01:18:09,173
I would, but you're almost naked
and that bothers me.
935
01:18:09,323 --> 01:18:13,327
Oh, I understand, it bothers you.
And what can I say?
936
01:18:16,330 --> 01:18:21,001
Listen, do I have to remind you ...
Goddamn stubborn ass!
937
01:18:21,152 --> 01:18:24,298
Do you want a cool satellite phone?
He is yours.
938
01:18:24,588 --> 01:18:27,392
Use it, bro.
- Sure!
939
01:18:48,737 --> 01:18:51,173
Has anyone seen it?
Naked Romantic?
940
01:18:51,323 --> 01:18:53,325
Where is this man?
941
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:12,511
Hello?
- Cameron, it's your uncle Brian.
942
01:19:13,137 --> 01:19:17,074
Oh, hello, Uncle Brian.
How can I help?
943
01:19:17,224 --> 01:19:20,352
Hand the phone over
to your stupid friend.
944
01:19:20,936 --> 01:19:23,814
Yes, but he's not here right now.
945
01:19:24,231 --> 01:19:26,233
Where the hell is he?
946
01:19:27,025 --> 01:19:29,957
In fact at the moment
I can not answer you.
947
01:19:30,108 --> 01:19:34,950
Cameron, I remember being related to you,
and relatives are sacred,
948
01:19:35,101 --> 01:19:39,046
but if your friend
don't call me today, I'll kill you.
949
01:19:39,288 --> 01:19:43,507
And worse ... I'll tell your dad
to deprive you of your inheritance.
950
01:19:51,425 --> 01:19:54,136
Who was it?
- Nobody.
951
01:19:54,386 --> 01:19:56,388
Keep sleeping.
952
01:19:58,699 --> 01:20:00,701
Or ...
953
01:20:00,851 --> 01:20:03,354
You know,
if you're not tired ...
954
01:20:04,105 --> 01:20:06,641
we can do something else.
955
01:20:10,069 --> 01:20:12,071
Yes, yes.
956
01:20:12,238 --> 01:20:14,240
Come to me!
957
01:21:05,666 --> 01:21:07,668
Come on!
958
01:22:13,959 --> 01:22:15,961
Angel?
959
01:22:16,112 --> 01:22:18,114
Is that you?
960
01:22:19,948 --> 01:22:21,950
You are very dehydrated.
961
01:22:22,159 --> 01:22:25,621
How did you get here?
"We have a tracker, forgot?"
962
01:22:26,388 --> 01:22:28,390
Hello, Mr King.
963
01:22:28,540 --> 01:22:33,312
Why don't you answer my calls?
- I lost my phone.
964
01:22:33,462 --> 01:22:38,984
Oh, yes, yes, but how did we track you?
Don't lie to me, Jake.
965
01:22:39,135 --> 01:22:42,329
Seriously, it's not in me.
How did you find me?
966
01:22:42,479 --> 01:22:44,656
Please,
shut up and listen, Jake.
967
01:22:44,806 --> 01:22:48,285
You must do something for me, Jake.
- Yes and what?
968
01:22:48,435 --> 01:22:51,423
A program in the US
wants to make a story for you.
969
01:22:51,573 --> 01:22:53,861
the deadline
is next friday,
970
01:22:54,011 --> 01:22:57,730
so you have to go
the remaining time in ten days.
971
01:22:57,880 --> 01:23:01,407
Ten days?
No, it will take three weeks.
972
01:23:01,615 --> 01:23:04,552
Listen to me, Sheba ...
"Mr. King!"
973
01:23:04,702 --> 01:23:06,704
Relax, leave it to me.
974
01:23:06,870 --> 01:23:09,706
Jake, you're doing great.
975
01:23:10,224 --> 01:23:12,226
Mr King wants to say
976
01:23:12,376 --> 01:23:16,022
that would be wonderful
if you finish the hike in ten days,
977
01:23:16,173 --> 01:23:20,249
and he will double the donation.
- These fools hope ...
978
01:23:20,399 --> 01:23:22,490
400 000?
- Exactly.
979
01:23:24,012 --> 01:23:26,014
Okay, I will try.
980
01:23:27,015 --> 01:23:29,476
You are capable of more.
Prove it.
981
01:23:30,269 --> 01:23:32,271
I will do it.
- Great.
982
01:23:32,438 --> 01:23:34,574
But so,
that in ten days ...
983
01:23:42,406 --> 01:23:44,658
And yet how did he find me?
984
01:23:45,242 --> 01:23:47,244
How are you...
- Let's go.
985
01:24:18,150 --> 01:24:22,011
Where did you come from?
“I followed you in the sand.
986
01:24:24,906 --> 01:24:26,908
Friend.
987
01:24:27,118 --> 01:24:31,080
I have to find Valerie.
I have to go here.
988
01:24:33,124 --> 01:24:35,341
Let's go,
I know a shortcut.
989
01:25:46,797 --> 01:25:48,799
Hey wait.
990
01:25:48,949 --> 01:25:50,951
My dressing loosened.
991
01:25:55,706 --> 01:25:57,708
Who are you?
992
01:26:01,170 --> 01:26:03,772
Remember what I told you
for dogs?
993
01:26:04,198 --> 01:26:06,342
Are we running?
- Run, run!
994
01:26:33,160 --> 01:26:35,162
Oh, hell!
995
01:26:35,871 --> 01:26:37,873
What ...
996
01:26:43,462 --> 01:26:45,464
Is it ready?
997
01:26:46,090 --> 01:26:48,950
Actually not.
"What are you talking about, Angel?"
998
01:26:49,343 --> 01:26:54,006
He is not here and there are none
signs of his presence.
999
01:27:02,231 --> 01:27:04,233
Now I'm burned!
1000
01:27:04,708 --> 01:27:06,710
Tut Bene, Signor?
1001
01:27:06,860 --> 01:27:10,406
Yes, yes, my football team
stood up.
1002
01:27:10,797 --> 01:27:12,942
It is OK,
I speak English.
1003
01:27:13,093 --> 01:27:17,755
Why didn't you tell me right away,
the ever-smelling garlic pasta?
1004
01:27:18,122 --> 01:27:21,975
Excuse me, sir?
- Do not worry.
1005
01:27:22,126 --> 01:27:24,128
Repeat this to me.
1006
01:27:36,140 --> 01:27:38,142
Is that him?
1007
01:27:41,228 --> 01:27:43,230
Right here!
1008
01:27:46,192 --> 01:27:50,045
Hell, what happened?
What's wrong with you?
1009
01:27:50,196 --> 01:27:53,157
Jake, what's up with you?
Hey, boy!
1010
01:27:53,382 --> 01:27:57,369
Jake, what's going on?
"Does anyone have a phone?"
1011
01:27:57,619 --> 01:28:01,039
Who has the phone?
- Call an ambulance.
1012
01:28:14,570 --> 01:28:18,365
What happened?
“We were running away from a pack of wild dogs.
1013
01:28:18,515 --> 01:28:21,661
Did the dogs do that?
- Actually not.
1014
01:28:21,811 --> 01:28:24,955
As we ran he fell
from one rock.
1015
01:28:25,106 --> 01:28:27,108
Right on the stones.
1016
01:28:33,072 --> 01:28:35,074
Thanks bro.
1017
01:29:28,644 --> 01:29:33,740
NINE WEEKS LATER
1018
01:29:48,414 --> 01:29:50,416
Thanks, people.
1019
01:29:50,566 --> 01:29:52,602
I'm Niki.
- Eli.
1020
01:29:52,752 --> 01:29:56,505
It's Keith and Valerie.
"Valerie, huh?"
1021
01:29:56,655 --> 01:29:59,116
It seems
that I know your friend.
1022
01:30:03,762 --> 01:30:05,764
THREE MONTHS LATER
1023
01:30:05,914 --> 01:30:09,626
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
1024
01:30:14,497 --> 01:30:19,035
Our next guest became famous
in connection with fundraising
1025
01:30:19,186 --> 01:30:21,331
for the Children's Hospital
Nightingale.
1026
01:30:21,481 --> 01:30:24,700
He crossed the staff on foot,
to be with us today
1027
01:30:24,850 --> 01:30:28,321
and I hope so
has raised enough money.
1028
01:30:28,471 --> 01:30:31,117
Welcome
Jake The Naked Romantic.
1029
01:30:43,577 --> 01:30:45,579
Thanks!
1030
01:30:46,247 --> 01:30:48,474
And one, two, three, four,
1031
01:30:48,624 --> 01:30:50,626
five, boom!
1032
01:30:53,545 --> 01:30:56,815
Jake, you are greeted as a rock star.
Do you like it?
1033
01:30:56,965 --> 01:30:59,119
Yes, it's very cool,
thanks.
1034
01:30:59,269 --> 01:31:02,205
You scored a goal
2500 kilometers on foot,
1035
01:31:02,355 --> 01:31:06,908
chasing you wild dogs ...
you fell off a cliff and got ...
1036
01:31:07,059 --> 01:31:10,287
Gentlemen, sorry
for the disturbance,
1037
01:31:10,437 --> 01:31:12,855
this is yours
director Brian King.
1038
01:31:13,005 --> 01:31:16,367
Sit down, Mr. King.
- I have to talk to him.
1039
01:31:16,618 --> 01:31:19,336
So how much did it cost
this hiking?
1040
01:31:19,486 --> 01:31:22,704
What a Naked Romantic
gathered for the hospital?
1041
01:31:22,854 --> 01:31:27,212
Remember, Jake, Mr. King is a nice man,
generous, selfless.
1042
01:31:27,704 --> 01:31:31,108
Overall, thanks
to my main sponsor,
1043
01:31:31,258 --> 01:31:34,586
the incredible Mr King
by King Global
1044
01:31:34,878 --> 01:31:39,083
and to all generous people who
I met along the way and they gave me money,
1045
01:31:39,233 --> 01:31:42,665
as well as people,
who raised money on my behalf
1046
01:31:42,815 --> 01:31:44,983
I have a check for $ 522,000.
1047
01:31:45,847 --> 01:31:47,849
Thanks.
1048
01:31:48,409 --> 01:31:50,411
Incredible.
1049
01:31:50,561 --> 01:31:53,850
Congratulations and thanks
by all present.
1050
01:31:54,273 --> 01:31:58,502
Many people thought you were a little crazy,
infect your idea.
1051
01:31:58,652 --> 01:32:02,456
You know there are easier ways
to raise money.
1052
01:32:02,606 --> 01:32:04,534
Yes of course.
1053
01:32:04,684 --> 01:32:09,280
So what made you become
and go to Broome?
1054
01:32:09,430 --> 01:32:11,790
Is it true, Amila?
- Of course.
1055
01:32:13,209 --> 01:32:15,211
It was all about the girl.
1056
01:32:17,504 --> 01:32:20,793
Hello, charity
is the event upstairs?
1057
01:32:20,943 --> 01:32:24,903
Then on the way ...
- No, you wouldn't be able to do it without King.
1058
01:32:25,054 --> 01:32:29,325
No, seriously ... I did
a suggestion from your girlfriend.
1059
01:32:29,475 --> 01:32:31,775
I got rejected and parted
and I decided
1060
01:32:31,925 --> 01:32:34,857
that this is the best
a way to get her back.
1061
01:32:35,007 --> 01:32:36,873
And did it work out?
- Yes.
1062
01:32:37,023 --> 01:32:40,819
My ex wanted me
to come back to me,
1063
01:32:41,237 --> 01:32:45,741
but then I realized I didn't want to.
I don't want to be with her anymore.
1064
01:32:48,410 --> 01:32:51,413
On the way, I met the girl
of your dreams.
1065
01:32:53,165 --> 01:32:56,293
His name is Valerie
and we fell in love immediately.
1066
01:32:57,794 --> 01:32:59,963
She is smart and fun.
1067
01:33:01,232 --> 01:33:03,234
Just a beauty.
1068
01:33:03,384 --> 01:33:06,845
And ... it's devilish
sexually attractive.
1069
01:33:07,096 --> 01:33:11,975
Jake, this is a family show.
"Oh, hell, sorry."
1070
01:33:14,853 --> 01:33:19,258
But when I was ready
to tell her my feelings ...
1071
01:33:20,442 --> 01:33:22,444
she left.
1072
01:33:22,736 --> 01:33:25,072
Do you at least know why?
1073
01:33:29,718 --> 01:33:31,720
No.
1074
01:33:31,870 --> 01:33:35,332
Because I'm an idiot.
- Valerie?
1075
01:33:35,957 --> 01:33:38,685
Excuse me, miss.
We broadcast live.
1076
01:33:38,835 --> 01:33:42,339
Not now, Amila.
- Valerie?
1077
01:33:42,773 --> 01:33:44,918
Aim the camera
to the girl.
1078
01:33:45,069 --> 01:33:48,430
No cameras to girls.
No, no, listen to me
1079
01:33:48,580 --> 01:33:51,857
Tell them what
I was the inspiration for you.
1080
01:33:52,007 --> 01:33:54,009
Excuse me.
1081
01:33:58,855 --> 01:34:00,857
Excuse me,
that I ran away from you.
1082
01:34:01,125 --> 01:34:03,127
I never understood why.
1083
01:34:03,277 --> 01:34:07,567
Because I heard Cameron talking
about your plan to shoot girls,
1084
01:34:07,717 --> 01:34:10,863
and then I saw Jasmine
and I just got mad.
1085
01:34:11,427 --> 01:34:13,429
No no.
1086
01:34:13,579 --> 01:34:16,449
I was about to reveal it to you
my feelings.
1087
01:34:16,790 --> 01:34:18,792
Well ...
1088
01:34:19,543 --> 01:34:21,545
you can reveal them to me now.
1089
01:34:22,879 --> 01:34:24,881
No.
1090
01:34:26,342 --> 01:34:28,427
I have traveled thousands of kilometers.
1091
01:34:29,010 --> 01:34:33,057
I got eaten by a jellyfish.
I was bitten by a snake.
1092
01:34:33,265 --> 01:34:39,121
I slept in the mud, anointed in my own ...
it's not important.
1093
01:34:39,271 --> 01:34:42,917
I am chased by a pack of wild dogs
and I fell from a rock.
1094
01:34:43,068 --> 01:34:47,155
And yet ...
I only thought about you.
1095
01:34:48,989 --> 01:34:52,060
So, you tell me
do you feel anything for me?
1096
01:34:53,910 --> 01:34:56,699
I think I'm in love with you,
Naked Jake.
1097
01:34:56,849 --> 01:34:59,494
Really?
- Really.
1098
01:35:11,678 --> 01:35:13,680
I love you very much.
1099
01:35:26,793 --> 01:35:28,795
And so...
1100
01:35:28,945 --> 01:35:33,236
Naked Romantic, ladies and gentlemen.
We'll be back after the ad.
1101
01:35:58,934 --> 01:36:01,019
Angel?
- Yes?
1102
01:36:01,937 --> 01:36:03,939
Will you marry me?
1103
01:36:04,648 --> 01:36:06,650
Not.
1104
01:36:07,943 --> 01:36:09,945
They don't take money for trying.
1105
01:36:18,036 --> 01:36:20,038
Well, damn it.
1106
01:36:23,235 --> 01:36:29,942
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