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[Speaking Japanese]
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[Japanese]
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[Grunting]
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[Screams, Grunts]
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[Yelling]
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[Neck Cracks]
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[Yelling]
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[Screaming]
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[Japanese]
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[Japanese]
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[Voice On Speaker, Japanese]
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Bingo.
All three checked out.
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Mission accomplished, Frohike.
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[Japanese]
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[Shouts In Japanese]
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[Voice On Speaker, Japanese]
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[Whispering]
Answer him. Answer him.
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[Japanese]
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[Screams]
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[Radio Static]
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[Clattering]
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[Grunts]
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Sayonara, baby.
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- Run for it!
- [Grunts]
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[Grunts]
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[Both Screaming]
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[Sniffs]
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[Golf Club Swinging]
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Fore.
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[Doorbell Buzzing]
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Oh, man.
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Well, that was fast.
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Hey, where are the papers?
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Sitting on some
loading dock somewhere.
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The printers would not
give them to us on credit.
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Whoa. Uh-uh. Byers, we gotta get that
Japanese whaling story out to the public.
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What do you want me to say? We spent
our last $1,200 getting the story.
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- We didn't save any money for publishing it.
- I figured that would happen.
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Oh, I am not in the mood
for "I told you so's," Langly.
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Far from it. If you guys are interested, I've
figured out the answer to our money problems.
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- Oh, yeah? What's that?
- We need to sell more papers.
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- Easier said than done.
- Not when you've got
"Lone Gunwoman of the Week."
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Oh, good Lord, Langly.
We can't use that.
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- She's... She's...
- She's amazing.
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And doesn't belong on the cover
of any legitimate publication.
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We're supposed to be fighting for truth,
justice and the American way here.
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Well, what the hell is this?
This isn't fighting?
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I put my butt on the line
week in and week out...
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while you and Byers
hide behind the scenes.
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Yeah, your butt, my brains.
I should be a dot-com gazillionaire...
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instead of gracing you two
with my hacking brilliance.
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- Bickering won't solve anything.
- Byers, don't get holier than thou.
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Yeah, Mr. Big Picture,
Mr. Mission.
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It's easy to talk about
the stories we need to write.
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Fighting whaling or illegal government
surveillance or who killed J.F.K.
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But you have to ask yourself,
how far will you go to print them?
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- Not that far.
- [Doorbell Buzzes]
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Ahh.
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Sorry, buddy.
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Uh, guys.
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Well, aren't you
going to invite me in?
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Depends.
Are you here to kill us?
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Melvin, would you really
be caught dead in that robe?
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I must admit the thought
of revenge did cross my mind.
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You cost me a tidy profit
when you stole my Octium IV chip.
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Our Octium IV chip.
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We've returned it to its rightful owner
now that we've published our exposé of it.
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How wonderful of you. Ah!
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Conspiracy theories and masturbation.
I suspected there was a connection.
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What do you want, Yves?
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Right. Down to business then.
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This morning, a body was found
in a Long Island Dumpster.
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Ayoung man called Alex Goldsmith.
Better known as Double Bogey.
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- D.B., the golf nut.
- Hacker extraordinaire.
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- You knew him?
- [Byers] By reputation.
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After the '97
Masters Tournament...
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he hijacked theJumboTron
screen in Times Square.
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Made it flash "Tiger is God"
for 26 minutes.
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Classic hack.
Who smoked him?
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The police seem to think
it was a drug deal gone bad.
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But that doesn't take into account
the three match-grade frangible slugs...
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dug from his chest... ammunition used
by intelligence services around the globe.
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But certainly not gangbangers.
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So, who wanted one of
the world's best hackers dead?
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And why are you telling us?
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There's a story to be uncovered
here, wouldn't you say?
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Unless, of course,
you're no longer journalists...
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but budding pornographers.
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but budding pornographers.
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[Tires Screeching]
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[Engine Sputters, Stalls]
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[Engine Cranking]
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This is the place, right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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[Groans] Now turn off the damn engine
and stop wasting my gas.
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Oh, here we go
with the gas again.
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It's a known carcinogen.
Got like a pint of it in my stomach.
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You drew the short straw. How was I supposed
to know that you don't know how to siphon?
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And you, Mr. Goody Two-Shoes!
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Mr. "Suck one gallon out of 10 cars
instead of 10 gallons out of one car."
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Ethically it seemed
somewhat more defensible.
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- Oh, you'll be sorry when I'm dead.
- Oh, yeah? Prove it.
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Come on. Get up. Out!
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Alex wasn't into drugs.
That much I know for certain.
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He had so much going for him
with the computers.
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He was brilliant.
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He had such a good heart.
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[Gagging]
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You put that in your article.
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That he didn't sell drugs.
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I guess you can see that
I couldn't give him much growing up.
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But I did teach him right from wrong.
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How did Alex spend his time?
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Did he have a specific
project he was working on?
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[Crying] I didn't see much of him
these last few weeks.
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[Gagging]
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Um, may we see
Alex's computer?
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[Computer Beeps]
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That was his very favorite
thing in all the world.
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Alex said that if
the house ever caught fire...
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it was the only thing
worth saving.
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He even got it autographed
by all the players in last year's U.S. Open.
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- Even Tiger Woods. See?
- Wow.
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[Crying] I'm sure you gentlemen
could do with a snack.
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I'll be right back.
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[Gagging, Retching]
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[Retching Continues]
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[Scoffs]
Langly!
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[Sighs]
That's okay.
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I'm better. Thanks.
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Fix it! Quick!
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Oh.
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- Oh, good grief.
- Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
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[Groans]
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[Computer Beeps]
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- What do you have?
- A big lot of nothin'.
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The hard drive's
been reformatted.
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Did you clean it up?
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Oh, yeah.
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You washed off all the names.
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Anybody got any Magic Markers?
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[Mrs. Goldsmith]
Fellas, how does lemonade sound?
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Oh, damn!
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It's "Tiger,"
not "Tigger," you imbecile!
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Here you are, boys.
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Oh, that, uh... that
looks lovely, but, uh...
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- We gotta go.
- Yes.
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- Sorry.
- Really, really sorry.
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- [Mrs. Goldsmith Screams]
- We'll make it up to you!
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[Screaming Continues]
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- Told you I was sick.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Guys, I'm not sure Alex
was the saint his mother thinks he was.
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- What's that?
- It's a bank check dated four days ago...
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made out to Alex Goldsmith
for one million dollars.
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That's them. "Philanthropic
Outreach Enterprises." P.O.E.
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P.O.E. Corporation.
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Are we to believe Alex Goldsmith
was working for a charity?
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Some charity... cutting
million-dollar checks to hackers.
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Sounds good to me.
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The State Corporation Commission
has jack squat on them.
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They have the C.E.O. registered
as a oneJames Bond, for God's sakes.
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A million bucks. I'd settle for $400
in cash to get my damn stomach pumped.
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Langly, run a plate.
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New York State.
M- O-D-I-V, numeral 8.
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Shut up about your stomach.
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Oh, sure. My liver's
shutting down, but who cares?
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"Philanthropic Outreach."
I bet the last donations these guys made...
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was the three bullet holes
they gave Alex Goldsmith.
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- You're guessing he hacked for them
and then they killed him.
- Mmm.
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The car's registered
to oneJames Bond. Cute.
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Hey, check it.
Mr. Bond, I presume.
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Let's follow him.
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- [Byers] He's certainly in a hurry.
- Late for a secret meeting?
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[Beeping]
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[Beeping Continues]
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[Whistle Blows]
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[Beeping Continues]
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[Football Beeping]
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[Beeping Continues]
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[Players Chattering]
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So, what do you figure?
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- Uh, Frohike...
- Hmm?
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[Players Grunting]
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[Blows Whistle]
Civilians on the field! Time out!
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[Groaning]
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[Beeping Continues]
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- [Grunts, Groans]
- Frohike, are you okay?
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Oh, sure. Somebody's
car alarm keeps going off.
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What the hell?
Are you guys blind or what?
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Um, Langly.
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Watch out, guys.
Comin'through.
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A blind football team?
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Not just a team,
but a league.
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We're the first,
but we got franchises startin'up...
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in California, Arizona and Florida.
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God bless modern technology.
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Sonar helmets,
beeping footballs.
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I know it'll work.
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I promise you. One day,
you'll be watching these men on ESPN.
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- [Whistle Blows]
- How you feeling?
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Oh, peachy.
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Nothing broken.
[Slaps Back]
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So, all this was
your brainchild, Mr...
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Bond. Jimmy Bond.
Call meJimmy.
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- [Clattering]
- Oh! Nice hustle, guys!
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- Now give me some wind sprints.
- You got it, Coach! Boo-rah!
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[Players Whooping]
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[Whooping, Shouting]
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Um, listen. I'm real sorry
about you getting tagged.
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But this practice is private.
You gentlemen here for a reason?
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We're journalists. We're interested
in doing a story about your league.
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- Sports Illustrated?
- The Lone Gunman.
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Right on.
Huntin' and fishin'.
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I like that.
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Specifically, we're wondering
how you fund this operation.
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- It must be expensive.
- Yes, it is.
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But how do you put
a price tag on a dream?
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Now I know that
it sounds corny...
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but when I look
at those men's faces...
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when they make a tackle,
catch a pass...
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Okay, that hasn't
actually happened yet.
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But still, to me...
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it's worth all the silver
in Fort Knox.
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That's very touching.
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This is America, and every citizen
has a God-given right to play football.
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- Where do you get your money from?
- We're a charitable endowment.
227
00:23:37,173 --> 00:23:40,404
We have benefactors that really
believe in what we got going on here.
228
00:23:40,510 --> 00:23:42,410
Who are they?
We'd love to talk to them.
229
00:23:42,512 --> 00:23:47,575
So would I. To thank them.
They're completely anonymous.
230
00:23:47,683 --> 00:23:51,642
And they want to keep it that way.
They're not in it for the glory.
231
00:23:51,754 --> 00:23:54,848
- [Whistle Blows]
- Shouldn't you guys be writin' this down?
232
00:23:54,957 --> 00:23:57,425
Uh, yeah.
233
00:23:57,527 --> 00:24:01,293
Look, we'rejust gonna go back
to the mobile news unit.
234
00:24:01,397 --> 00:24:03,490
We're just gonna grab
a tape recorder.
235
00:24:03,599 --> 00:24:05,760
We'll be, uh, right back.
236
00:24:09,472 --> 00:24:12,703
Hey, Coach!
237
00:24:12,809 --> 00:24:16,176
- Got him!
- High five! Yeah!
238
00:24:16,279 --> 00:24:18,179
[Grunts]
239
00:24:18,281 --> 00:24:18,381
Yeesh. Can that guy be for real?
240
00:24:18,381 --> 00:24:21,077
Yeesh. Can that guy be for real?
241
00:24:21,184 --> 00:24:24,620
Well, he's no criminal mastermind.
Of that I'm fairly certain.
242
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:28,383
But this P.O.E. has a certain agenda,
even if he doesn't.
243
00:24:28,491 --> 00:24:31,392
Well, let's get the hell outta here
and stop wastin' our time.
244
00:24:31,494 --> 00:24:35,055
- Yeah.
- [Engine Cranking]
245
00:24:35,164 --> 00:24:38,258
[All Sighing]
246
00:24:38,367 --> 00:24:42,098
Boys, knock yourselves out.
247
00:24:42,205 --> 00:24:44,105
Where are you going?
248
00:24:44,207 --> 00:24:47,233
Somebody's gotta suck the pipe.
It ain't gonna be me.
249
00:24:47,343 --> 00:24:49,868
Langly.
250
00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:07,991
Hello? Anybody?
251
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,173
Can I help you?
252
00:25:28,684 --> 00:25:32,586
I... can help you.
For a price.
253
00:25:32,688 --> 00:25:35,680
I'm guessing that you knew
a kid named Alex Goldsmith.
254
00:25:35,791 --> 00:25:38,453
Number two hacker in America.
255
00:25:38,561 --> 00:25:41,291
Why settle for number two
when you can have number one?
256
00:25:41,397 --> 00:25:45,766
- That would be you?
- Exactly. Whatever he was doing, I can do it better.
257
00:25:45,868 --> 00:25:48,098
Without even knowing what it is?
258
00:25:48,204 --> 00:25:51,435
Doesn't matter. As long as we're
talking computers, I got the man skills.
259
00:25:51,540 --> 00:25:54,441
So it's all downhill, if you know
what I'm sayin'. Come check me out.
260
00:26:16,933 --> 00:26:19,800
Want to be a five-star general?
Just click the button.
261
00:26:27,743 --> 00:26:30,303
There. That makes the Pentagon,
theJet Propulsion Lab...
262
00:26:30,413 --> 00:26:33,143
and the Queen's Bank
of George Town, Cayman Islands.
263
00:26:33,249 --> 00:26:35,979
I hacked into 'em all
inside of 19 minutes.
264
00:26:36,085 --> 00:26:38,645
Plus I reset your systems
clock. Daylight savings.
265
00:26:38,754 --> 00:26:42,850
- I got the job?
- You got the job.
266
00:26:48,764 --> 00:26:51,858
[Muffled Cries]
267
00:26:51,968 --> 00:26:54,129
[Football Beeping]
268
00:26:54,236 --> 00:26:56,397
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
269
00:26:56,505 --> 00:26:59,099
- Glad to help.
- [Whistle Blows]
270
00:26:59,208 --> 00:27:03,577
[Cell Phone Ringing]
271
00:27:03,679 --> 00:27:08,412
- Hello? Oh!
- Hello? Frohike?
272
00:27:08,517 --> 00:27:11,714
[Groaning] Hey, get off me!
You're crushing my pelvis!
273
00:27:11,821 --> 00:27:14,619
- Oh, man!
- Are you talking to Byers? Should I call back?
274
00:27:14,724 --> 00:27:17,693
No, it's not Byers.
It's just some huge guy.
275
00:27:17,793 --> 00:27:20,261
I mean... I mean...
What is it, Yves?
276
00:27:20,363 --> 00:27:23,389
I just thought I should let you know
the whereabouts of your obnoxious friend.
277
00:27:23,499 --> 00:27:25,592
Langly? Where the hell is he?
278
00:27:27,636 --> 00:27:31,868
At the moment,
being loaded into a car trunk.
279
00:27:31,974 --> 00:27:34,101
[Muffled Cries]
280
00:27:47,356 --> 00:27:50,120
- Langly's in there?
- [Yves] Top floor, most likely.
281
00:27:50,226 --> 00:27:53,218
I'm guessing this is where
Alex Goldsmith was murdered.
282
00:27:53,329 --> 00:27:55,991
- What is this place?
- The Belamirsk Embassy.
283
00:27:56,098 --> 00:27:58,259
Where the hell is Belamirsk?
284
00:27:58,367 --> 00:28:01,302
A breakaway republic from the former
Soviet Union, recognized by the U.S. last year.
285
00:28:01,404 --> 00:28:04,464
At least there's one of you
who isn't completely hopeless.
286
00:28:04,573 --> 00:28:07,770
- Looks secure.
- Very.
287
00:28:07,877 --> 00:28:11,278
Motion detectors, armed guards,
not to mention diplomatic immunity.
288
00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:13,940
Langly may as well be in Belamirsk.
289
00:28:14,050 --> 00:28:18,180
But what does a breakaway republic
have to do with a bogus charity?
290
00:28:18,287 --> 00:28:23,122
An arms deal. The ruling party's faced
with a rebel faction it wants to quash.
291
00:28:23,225 --> 00:28:26,752
They reckon a few metric tons
of nerve gas will do the trick nicely.
292
00:28:26,862 --> 00:28:30,059
P.O.E. is a shell company
created to hide the transaction.
293
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:32,726
For some reason, they need
a good hacker to complete the deal.
294
00:28:32,835 --> 00:28:35,633
You know a lot more about this
than you told us before.
295
00:28:35,738 --> 00:28:37,467
What are you doing
in Long Island?
296
00:28:37,573 --> 00:28:40,041
- I presume you're profiting off this.
- What's your angle?
297
00:28:40,142 --> 00:28:44,442
- It's none of your business.
- I'll take a wild stab and say money. Filthy lucre.
298
00:28:44,547 --> 00:28:48,483
If money's all you want, why don't you
walk in there and do their hacking yourself?
299
00:28:48,584 --> 00:28:52,281
Do you think they'll let Langly
live to enjoy his profits?
300
00:28:54,223 --> 00:28:57,681
[Muffled Shouting]
301
00:28:57,793 --> 00:29:01,251
Ow! Man!
Watch the lips! Mm.
302
00:29:01,363 --> 00:29:04,127
I gotta say...
so far this job sucks!
303
00:29:04,233 --> 00:29:07,134
You'll use these.
You have T-1 access, of course.
304
00:29:07,236 --> 00:29:10,569
- What's the hack?
- "E" Stock online accounts.
305
00:29:10,673 --> 00:29:14,473
Set up a bogus corporation, access
the account debiting protocols...
306
00:29:14,577 --> 00:29:18,138
and transact a 50-share
I.P.O. purchase...
307
00:29:18,247 --> 00:29:22,946
at $10 a share
on every "E" Stock account.
308
00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:25,384
- Every account?
- Yeah.
309
00:29:25,488 --> 00:29:27,388
That's probably
100,000 people.
310
00:29:27,490 --> 00:29:31,984
Fifty shares at $10 a share, and
you'll raise $50 million just like that.
311
00:29:32,094 --> 00:29:35,586
And just like that, you'll have the S.E.C.
and Justice on your tail.
312
00:29:35,698 --> 00:29:39,498
You gotta know they monitor
every online transaction for fraud.
313
00:29:39,602 --> 00:29:42,036
Just make it happen by midnight.
314
00:29:45,274 --> 00:29:47,265
[Door Closes]
315
00:29:52,781 --> 00:29:54,681
[Sighs]
316
00:30:13,702 --> 00:30:16,102
We could kill their alarm system.
That's a start.
317
00:30:16,205 --> 00:30:18,605
Then what? You can't go bursting
in there like the cavalry.
318
00:30:18,707 --> 00:30:22,609
What is going on with Langly? He hitchhikes
all the way back to P.O.E. for what?
319
00:30:22,711 --> 00:30:25,578
Just to get grabbed?
I mean, what was he thinking?
320
00:30:25,681 --> 00:30:29,117
He was thinking with his heart, not his head.
It was that question he asked of me:
321
00:30:29,218 --> 00:30:31,118
How far will we go?
322
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:34,121
- Meaning?
- How far will we go to tell the truth...
323
00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:37,556
to get the story,
to fight the good fight?
324
00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:39,560
This is his answer.
All the way.
325
00:30:39,662 --> 00:30:42,028
That dope. He's gonna
get himself killed.
326
00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:44,599
Not just yet.
Not if he's useful to them.
327
00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:47,669
I assume he is,
which buys us a little time.
328
00:30:47,770 --> 00:30:50,568
I've dealt with these kinds of people
more often than I can say.
329
00:30:50,673 --> 00:30:55,906
I know their type. First, we have to find out
exactly what's going on in there.
330
00:30:56,011 --> 00:31:00,141
- I could sneak in.
- In broad daylight? Not easy.
331
00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:02,877
Why sneak in when you
can ring the doorbell?
332
00:31:02,985 --> 00:31:05,579
Especially if you're
someone they know.
333
00:31:05,688 --> 00:31:05,788
Good scrimmage, guys!
Way to go!
334
00:31:05,788 --> 00:31:08,382
Good scrimmage, guys!
Way to go!
335
00:31:08,490 --> 00:31:12,085
- Benny, nice T.D! High five.
- [Byers] Mr. Bond?
336
00:31:12,194 --> 00:31:14,458
- Back for more, huh?
- [Grunt, Thud]
337
00:31:14,563 --> 00:31:17,361
It's irresistible.
The passion of these guys.
338
00:31:17,466 --> 00:31:21,698
I'm tellin' ya. Monday Night Football
better watch their butts!
339
00:31:21,804 --> 00:31:24,602
[Whooping]
Love this game!
340
00:31:24,707 --> 00:31:26,732
Well, enjoy it while you can.
341
00:31:26,842 --> 00:31:29,640
I think you just watched
your last blind football game.
342
00:31:29,745 --> 00:31:32,145
[Laughs]
What are you talkin' about?
343
00:31:32,248 --> 00:31:35,046
There is no league, bub.
We checked.
344
00:31:35,150 --> 00:31:39,109
The other franchises don't exist.
There's just you.
345
00:31:39,221 --> 00:31:42,588
P.O.E. is a front set up
to cover an illegal arms deal.
346
00:31:42,691 --> 00:31:45,717
- And you're the fall guy.
- Me?
347
00:31:45,828 --> 00:31:47,728
[Byers]
Yours is the only name on record.
348
00:31:47,863 --> 00:31:51,822
Your company had a bank check cut to a
computer programmer named Alex Goldsmith.
349
00:31:51,934 --> 00:31:54,300
He was gonna design our Web page.
350
00:31:54,403 --> 00:31:57,964
- He's dead.
- Murdered by your friend at P.O.E.
351
00:32:04,513 --> 00:32:09,314
I knew it! I knew there was
something up with that guy.
352
00:32:09,418 --> 00:32:13,548
He wouldn't give me his name,
his phone number.
353
00:32:13,656 --> 00:32:17,752
Always talking
about anonymous benefactors.
354
00:32:17,860 --> 00:32:21,352
Oh, man.
355
00:32:21,463 --> 00:32:24,330
- Stupid, stupid, stupid!
- [Football Beeping]
356
00:32:26,468 --> 00:32:28,868
Anybody could've made
the same mistake.
357
00:32:28,971 --> 00:32:31,701
Yeah. Blind football.
Who wouldn't sign on for that?
358
00:32:31,807 --> 00:32:34,742
Hey, that was my idea!
I thought that up.
359
00:32:37,579 --> 00:32:40,139
What about my team?
360
00:32:40,249 --> 00:32:42,740
What happens to them?
361
00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:49,286
You know, some people
actually laugh at those guys.
362
00:32:49,391 --> 00:32:54,727
Like blind football's funny.
Like it's a lost cause.
363
00:32:54,830 --> 00:32:58,630
I think they're missing the point.
364
00:33:01,036 --> 00:33:04,028
These boys are out here
because it's difficult.
365
00:33:04,139 --> 00:33:06,198
Because people say it can't be done.
366
00:33:07,543 --> 00:33:10,068
They have courage.
367
00:33:10,179 --> 00:33:13,205
And God knows that we need
more guys like that...
368
00:33:13,315 --> 00:33:17,217
that have the courage
to fight for the lost causes.
369
00:33:18,954 --> 00:33:21,718
Because every now and then...
370
00:33:22,925 --> 00:33:24,825
one of them wins.
371
00:33:31,533 --> 00:33:34,730
That guy who set you up?
372
00:33:34,837 --> 00:33:36,737
We know where you can find him.
373
00:33:53,088 --> 00:33:56,649
[Jimmy On Speaker]
Hello? Hello?
374
00:33:56,759 --> 00:33:58,852
Hello!
375
00:34:02,965 --> 00:34:07,197
Open up!
You people, open up!
376
00:34:12,207 --> 00:34:14,937
Hey there.
Remember me?
377
00:34:15,043 --> 00:34:17,534
How's it shaking, buddy?
378
00:34:17,646 --> 00:34:19,978
Mr. Bond, why are you here?
379
00:34:20,082 --> 00:34:22,312
I was in the neighborhood.
380
00:34:22,418 --> 00:34:24,818
Came by to meet
the anonymous benefactors.
381
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:29,619
Hello!
Anonymous benefactors!
382
00:34:29,725 --> 00:34:32,888
- Mr. Bond...
- Oh! You know what I just found out?
383
00:34:32,995 --> 00:34:36,396
There aren't any!
Know what else I found out?
384
00:34:36,498 --> 00:34:39,763
You're a murderer who plans
to buy a bunch of nerve gas...
385
00:34:39,868 --> 00:34:42,894
and you set me up
to be your fall guy!
386
00:34:43,005 --> 00:34:45,735
Where did you get these ideas?
387
00:34:45,841 --> 00:34:49,470
I know some people, okay?
Investigative journalists.
388
00:34:49,578 --> 00:34:52,479
They write for this hunting
and fishing magazine...
389
00:34:52,581 --> 00:34:56,108
and they set me straight
about everything!
390
00:34:56,218 --> 00:34:59,984
You're going down,
my German friend.
391
00:35:00,088 --> 00:35:01,749
I'm not German.
392
00:35:03,625 --> 00:35:07,652
You're going up.
Up, up the river!
393
00:35:07,763 --> 00:35:10,755
I just wanted
to tell you personally...
394
00:35:10,866 --> 00:35:14,632
so that every time you're
in that prison TV room...
395
00:35:14,736 --> 00:35:18,172
watching football,
you'll think about me...
396
00:35:18,273 --> 00:35:20,173
and my boys.
397
00:35:23,645 --> 00:35:25,670
[Grunts]
398
00:35:30,486 --> 00:35:33,182
Please tell me that
wasn't part of the plan.
399
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:49,032
[Langly]
Psst. Psst. Hey, guy.
400
00:35:49,137 --> 00:35:51,401
James Bond.
401
00:36:02,251 --> 00:36:06,585
- Is your name Langly?
- Yeah. What are you doing here?
402
00:36:06,688 --> 00:36:09,714
Brought you a little present
from your friends.
403
00:36:11,059 --> 00:36:14,153
Although I don't think
it'll fit under this door.
404
00:36:14,263 --> 00:36:18,290
Oh! Wait.
I just had a thought.
405
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,340
[Quietly]
How's that?
406
00:36:28,777 --> 00:36:32,406
By all means, keep whispering.
Don't want to alert anyone.
407
00:36:32,514 --> 00:36:36,382
Anyway, here you go.
408
00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:40,819
This is what you call
a ghostly mode circle.
409
00:36:40,923 --> 00:36:44,654
- Ghost modem circuit.
- Yeah, pretty much.
410
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,854
It enables you to contact
your friends outside...
411
00:36:47,963 --> 00:36:51,490
without the fear of, uh,
electrical surveillance...
412
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,694
over-riddance, which has
to do with cadence...
413
00:36:54,803 --> 00:36:56,703
Don't even try, all right?
414
00:36:56,805 --> 00:36:59,706
You just plug it in to your
A.C. outlet over there.
415
00:36:59,808 --> 00:37:02,333
D.C. Thanks.
416
00:37:12,554 --> 00:37:15,387
[Frohike]
We got traffic.
417
00:37:17,826 --> 00:37:21,387
Langly, what the hell are you
doing in there, you moron?
418
00:37:21,496 --> 00:37:25,330
- I put my butt on the line
to get the scoop on the P.O.E.
- And did you?
419
00:37:25,434 --> 00:37:29,234
They want me to rip off"E"Stock
for $50 million, but I don't know for what.
420
00:37:29,338 --> 00:37:32,205
We do. It's their little slush fund
for buying nerve gas...
421
00:37:32,307 --> 00:37:34,332
meant to be dropped
on the rebels in Bela...
422
00:37:34,443 --> 00:37:36,343
- Belamirsk.
- Yeah.
423
00:37:36,445 --> 00:37:38,970
[Byers]
It'll kill thousands, Langly.
424
00:37:39,081 --> 00:37:43,108
Alex Goldsmith must've found out about it.
Probably refused to do the work.
425
00:37:43,218 --> 00:37:46,745
- Then they murdered him for it.
- So what are you thinking, man?
426
00:37:46,888 --> 00:37:49,857
Well, I'm not stealing their
50 million. That's for sure.
427
00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:53,223
- I'm not gonna help them kill
a bunch of Bela... whatevers.
- Then they'll kill you.
428
00:37:55,464 --> 00:38:00,163
- Do exactly as they say.
- Excuse me?
429
00:38:00,268 --> 00:38:03,066
Did they provide an account number
to transfer the money into?
430
00:38:03,171 --> 00:38:05,662
Yeah. Some Eastern European bank.
431
00:38:05,774 --> 00:38:08,902
Langly's just where we need him.
432
00:38:09,011 --> 00:38:11,002
What?
433
00:38:11,113 --> 00:38:11,213
[Clock Chiming]
434
00:38:11,213 --> 00:38:14,808
[Clock Chiming]
435
00:38:20,722 --> 00:38:24,055
I trust you are ready.
436
00:38:24,159 --> 00:38:26,218
[Knuckles Cracking]
437
00:38:31,867 --> 00:38:33,767
Frohike, showtime.
438
00:38:36,004 --> 00:38:40,100
Okay. Here goes nothing.
439
00:38:47,716 --> 00:38:51,914
[Forced Coughing, Grunts]
440
00:38:57,459 --> 00:38:59,654
- That's it?
- That's it.
441
00:38:59,761 --> 00:39:02,992
Fifty million clams.
Told you I was the best.
442
00:39:03,098 --> 00:39:06,499
All of it transferred
to the account number I gave you?
443
00:39:06,601 --> 00:39:08,228
Right here.
444
00:39:11,073 --> 00:39:12,973
An excellent job.
445
00:39:13,075 --> 00:39:14,975
Damn straight it is.
446
00:39:15,077 --> 00:39:17,568
Let's see that you get paid.
447
00:39:17,679 --> 00:39:21,012
[Shouting In Russian]
448
00:39:21,116 --> 00:39:24,574
[Continues In Russian]
449
00:39:28,390 --> 00:39:32,417
- What's going on?
- I'll be back.
450
00:39:35,464 --> 00:39:38,695
What the hell just happened?
451
00:39:44,339 --> 00:39:47,706
[Speaking Russian]
452
00:39:50,645 --> 00:39:53,205
- What?
- Come on. Jump.
453
00:39:54,616 --> 00:39:57,050
- Do it! Jump!
- What? Are you nuts?
454
00:39:57,152 --> 00:39:59,620
I jumped.
It's not that far.
455
00:40:08,063 --> 00:40:10,395
- Good luck.
- What?
456
00:40:10,499 --> 00:40:12,399
Hey, where are you going?
457
00:40:14,603 --> 00:40:16,969
Bingo.
458
00:40:17,072 --> 00:40:19,734
- Come on. I'll catch you.
- Catch me?
459
00:40:19,841 --> 00:40:22,173
- [Man Shouting In Russian]
- You promise?
460
00:40:22,277 --> 00:40:24,438
Yeah.
461
00:40:27,082 --> 00:40:29,880
I gotcha. Come on.
462
00:40:29,985 --> 00:40:32,681
- I gotcha.
- Hurry up. Come on.
463
00:40:34,422 --> 00:40:36,754
[Langly Grunts]
464
00:40:36,858 --> 00:40:39,486
[Shouts In Russian]
465
00:40:46,067 --> 00:40:48,467
[Groaning]
466
00:40:50,605 --> 00:40:52,573
[Shouts In Russian]
467
00:40:52,674 --> 00:40:54,869
[Gunshots]
468
00:40:54,976 --> 00:40:58,673
[Shots, Shouting Continue]
469
00:41:00,982 --> 00:41:03,780
Come on! Hurry, hurry! Come on!
470
00:41:06,121 --> 00:41:08,749
[All Grunting]
471
00:41:12,661 --> 00:41:15,596
[Shouting]
472
00:41:15,697 --> 00:41:17,722
[Jimmy]
Yeehaw! Right on!
473
00:41:17,833 --> 00:41:20,267
Man, you guys
live life on the edge!
474
00:41:20,368 --> 00:41:22,268
- Get off me!
- Byers, we just can't leave.
475
00:41:22,370 --> 00:41:25,066
I got that guy his money.
He's gonna buy nerve gas with it.
476
00:41:25,173 --> 00:41:28,939
- No, he won't.
The ruling party in his country is bankrupt.
- What are you talking about?
477
00:41:29,044 --> 00:41:32,639
Yves siphoned that Belamirsk account you
provided her. Stole God knows how many millions.
478
00:41:32,747 --> 00:41:35,409
What? What about
the $50 million I stole?
479
00:41:35,517 --> 00:41:37,712
You never stole it.
Yves made it look like you did.
480
00:41:37,819 --> 00:41:40,754
Hey, where the hell is Yves anyway?
481
00:41:40,856 --> 00:41:44,553
She's gone, after having transferred the
money to an untraceable account, I assume.
482
00:41:44,659 --> 00:41:48,356
Take the money and run.
That was her plan all along.
483
00:41:48,463 --> 00:41:50,795
And we're right back
where we started.
484
00:42:22,697 --> 00:42:25,598
So, uh, she forgives you?
485
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:28,498
Yeah. Well, a million
dollars forgives a lot.
486
00:42:28,603 --> 00:42:31,436
That was good of you. Giving her
the check was the right thing to do.
487
00:42:31,539 --> 00:42:33,598
Yeah, man.
I'm proud of you.
488
00:42:33,708 --> 00:42:36,438
Oh, shut up the both of you.
We're still flat-ass broke...
489
00:42:36,544 --> 00:42:39,445
we're sitting on another great story
we don't have the money to publish...
490
00:42:39,547 --> 00:42:42,107
and last week's issues
are still on the loading dock.
491
00:42:42,217 --> 00:42:44,811
Let's just go home.
492
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:48,219
[Engine Cranking]
493
00:42:49,691 --> 00:42:51,659
[Sighs]
494
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:55,355
(music) [Whistling]
495
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,991
That's it.
I'm gettin' a horse.
496
00:43:07,475 --> 00:43:10,808
Oh, man. Hey, guys!
497
00:43:10,912 --> 00:43:12,971
It's last week's
Lone Gunman.
498
00:43:13,081 --> 00:43:15,914
The whole press run.
How did this get here?
499
00:43:16,017 --> 00:43:19,009
Oh, no. No way.
500
00:43:21,022 --> 00:43:23,718
Jimmy? You paid for these?
501
00:43:26,061 --> 00:43:29,189
You guys fight the lost causes.
502
00:43:30,765 --> 00:43:32,858
I want to help.
503
00:43:37,138 --> 00:43:39,038
[Crash]
504
00:44:24,319 --> 00:44:26,082
[Child]
I made this!
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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