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Thanks. Here are the keys.
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What?
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God damn it! Come on!
You're at a party, damn it!
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Sheila, come on back!
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Where the hell are you going?
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- Sorry, Marty.
- No, she's all right.
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He was my friend. No, he was my friend.
But he was a nice man.
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- I don't want it now.
- Are you all right?
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Guess what?
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Your father has had his body defrosted
into life, and he wants this house back.
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Almost.
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Clinton requests our attendance
on his yacht for a week.
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No kidding?
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- Oh, God. Could it be?
-I wouldn't count on it.
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No, I think he's just bored
and wants to play parlor games.
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- But we'll go anyway.
- Ever the dreamer.
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- Give me a sip of that.
- It's ginger ale. Do you want one?
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Write something new.
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Forget Freak Show.
Clinton's never gonna produce it.
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And he's never going to give it
back to you.
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Probably.
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Okay. Who else besides me?
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Both of them or just him? That's good.
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No way. Yeah, well, who else is coming?
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That's different. Of course I'll come.
We've been dying to sign her for months.
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Hello? It's a bad connection here.
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I said I have been dying
to see you for months!
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Listen, what about Bridey Murphy?
Is she coming?
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What do you mean, what do I mean?
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This is the same B-group
that was at your house...
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the night Sheila got bounced
through the hedges.
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Yeah, well, I'm giving it to Joyce Haber:
"Clinton Green's Anniversary Wake."
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That's what I said. It's not right for Haber.
We'll just keep it our secret instead.
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I loved your... That's a piece of dreck.
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I loved your wire
and I can't wait to see you, really.
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I've lost 50 pounds. I'm a hollow reed.
Kiss, kiss.
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Call Haber and give her the dish.
Disguise your voice as a woman.
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"My year of mourning being over."
ls he kidding?
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I mean, we went directly
to Streisand's opening at The Sands...
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right from the cemetery.
Get me Freddie, will you?
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Freddie, I want to go
to South France, honey.
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Settle down, please, everyone!
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Thank you. Now, girls, shall we try?
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Big smiles, everyone.
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- Britain's best bow-wows...
- Bark...
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For Buffers.
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- Very good...
- Phone, Mr. Dexter. It's your wife.
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Yes, darling?
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From whom?
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Oh, good God!
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- Bark!
- When?
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Very good. Send a confirming telegram
from both of us.
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Very well, then, from me.
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Darling, I must hang up now.
One of my cast is peeing on my leg.
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Something Garbo never did,
even at her moodiest.
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Bye, now.
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Sorry.
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All right, everyone off.
Once again, please.
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Now animation. Wave the little tins.
Ready. Go!
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- You ready, darling?
- Yes.
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- Ready, gentlemen?
- Ready!
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- Do you enjoy Rome?
- Do I!
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- I enjoy Rome for countless reasons.
- Why do you leave?
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I've just finished my picture
starring Kirk Douglas and I'm exhausted.
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- And the heat.
- Where do you go?
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For a week on the yacht
of a famous producer.
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I'm not afraid. My husband
will be there to protect me.
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But I'm afraid our plane
will leave without us.
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If you gentlemen will excuse us.
No, grazie.
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No!
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He didn't mean anything...
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You don't do commercials
for liquor companies.
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Why can't we just go on a vacation
like normal people?
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Let's board.
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I don't want to leave the luggage,
and I ain't carrying it three feet.
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- Is your back okay?
- Yeah, so far.
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I pray it stays that way
and that Clinton stays in a good mood.
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Where is everybody?
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You don't think they're below
playing sardines or something, do you?
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I'll bet Clinton's got games planned
for every day.
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Just as long as he sticks to the days
and leaves us some nights for ourselves.
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Hey! Tommy! Lee!
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It's a mistake!
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What do you think, gang?
Thrilled, pleased, disappointed?
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It's fabulous, Clinton.
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I didn't know you were coming.
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- You're thrilled about it.
- I'm delighted.
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Clinton can take his frustrations out
on you.
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But he's always sorry after it.
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- How are you, Tom?
- Hey, C.G.
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- Tom, how was your flight?
- Flight was good.
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All right, people. Let's
line up by the prow.
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- What is this, a pogrom?
- Now, come on.
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- When do you wish to sail, Signor Green?
- When do I wish to sail?
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Let's get out of this joint tout de suite.
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All right, gang, let's line up right here.
Husbands and wives separate.
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Lee, between Alice and Anthony.
Right in here.
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Philip, you there. Christine.
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Tom, on the other side of Christine.
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Left profile, darling.
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He's Italian.
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I took the wrong three weeks of Berlitz.
All I know is scusi and pronto.
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Pronto will be enough.
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All right, let's smile,
or whatever you people do for a living.
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Take that hat off, Christine.
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All right, now squeeze in close.
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Come on. Squeeze in close
or you'll be out of the picture.
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And I don't mean this one.
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Perfect!
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A study of six hungry failures.
Just kidding, gang.
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He'll watch his mouth
when you sign with me. When is lunch?
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Come on, people.
Vittorio will show you to your cabin.
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I hate my luggage more than life.
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- Whose is this?
- That's ours.
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Vuitton from rewriting
spaghetti westerns?
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- What's Vuitton?
- Good.
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Who did this room, Parker Brothers?
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Sometimes it rains.
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- What's the scoreboard for?
- That's for later.
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Sorry.
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That's all right. That's what they're for.
It's only Sheila's favorite.
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All right. Everybody...
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down to the latrines for a shave, shower,
or douche, depending on your hang-up.
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I think it's fabulous, Clinton.
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This is the bathroom.
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- You like it?
- It's really beautiful.
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What period would you say
it was, Clinton?
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Louis XXXIV.
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Come on, gang,
let's get this show on the road.
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It's fabulous, Clinton.
Absolutely fabulous.
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- It's like your mother's.
- It's like our maid's.
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Tom, Lee, you have to share a john.
Get to know each other.
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- Philip.
- Come on, love, let's try it out.
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- What's for me, something special?
- Yes.
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Can't wait to see it.
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I love it! But where does the crew sleep?
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Alice and Anthony got the double because
he didn't want her sulking for six days.
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- And because he knew you wouldn't sulk.
- Everything with Clinton is points.
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Understand? Points.
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- Do you understand?
- Too well.
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I don't mind Clinton, you know.
I just don't want him running our lives.
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Wonderful. Anthony and Alice
have brought their cassette player.
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- Bottled water?
- Cabin-o five-o, capice?
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Nice little ass,
but I think he's afraid of me.
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Now, what do you think we're doing here?
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- You're here, too.
- Clinton's project.
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Which is?
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He's been hinting about making a picture
on the life and death of Sheila Green.
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- That is truly bizarre.
- No, not really.
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She's still a compulsive subject
with Clinton.
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But he never really cared about her.
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Yes, he did. He cared about her very much.
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He cared a lot about her
Arizona real estate holdings...
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which we are sailing on right now.
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Finding the guy who hit her
is just another game with Clinton.
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Absolutely. But what a game.
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And now Tom gets to write it,
Philip gets to direct it...
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and what's her face...
I mean my new client, Miss Alice Wood...
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gets to thrill you as Sheila Green,
who rose from call girl to columnist.
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Listen, just do me this.
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Minutes from now, when Clinton talks
about this, and he will, just be surprised.
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Well, I'm thinking of calling it...
Don't be shocked now.
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The Last of Sheila.
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Fox and Paramount are interested.
It's the perfect woman's picture.
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Every bit as big as Love Story.
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Except she never gets to play
that good hospital scene.
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I think it's the picture
we've been waiting for.
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If we're available, of course.
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Provided they're not opening a new
shopping center in Anaheim, you will be.
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Two hours to game time, gang.
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Let me describe
the week's entertainment for you.
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The last time I played a game
was charades...
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At my house, the night Sheila was killed.
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- As a matter of fact, everyone here was...
- Was there.
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Except Lee. You were home
sick in Santa Barbara, you said.
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No, I was home, sick
of Santa Barbara, I said.
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I like any game
where you don't have to move.
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Well, you don't have to for this one
if you're smart enough.
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- Meaning?
- Well, it's sort of...
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I call it "The Sheila Green
Memorial Gossip Game."
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- Sounds fascinating.
- And I haven't even described it yet.
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- I couldn't. I'm stuffed.
- Now, I've dreamed up odds...
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- Can't you take a joke? Come here.
- Pay attention, please.
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I dreamed up six secrets,
one for each of you.
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Six little pretend pieces of gossip.
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Now keep them secret.
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Give me.
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- Can we look at them?
-It'll help.
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How do you think these things up?
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"This one's only taken me
a month to prepare, he said modestly."
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- It's marvelous.
- It's what I've always wanted to be.
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It says, "You are a snoop."
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No, don't throw it away. Keep them
till Saturday. And don't show them.
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Anybody who wants to peek
at mine gets a kiss.
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What's the game?
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The idea is to discover everybody's secret.
Without peeking, of course.
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And prevent the others
from discovering yours.
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And how do we do that?
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Every day, we'll park
in a different port...
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where you can discover
the proof of one person's secret.
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I'll announce what secret it is to look for
and give you a clue...
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which will tell you what to do
and where to go on shore.
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Now, if you solve the clue properly,
it'll lead you to where the proof is.
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Suppose you announce,
let's say, "pyromaniac."
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Let's say that's my secret.
Why should I bother looking for the proof?
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Because when the person
whose secret it is discovers the proof...
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I'll put a card out saying
the game for that evening is over.
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And those who haven't found it
don't score, right?
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Right. If you could direct
as fast as you catch on to games...
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you'd never be a has-been again.
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- What do we get if we win?
- Better billing.
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Let's play!
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According to the old pizza slinger
that runs this tub for me...
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the launch will be back
to pick you up at 7:00 p.m.
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That's when you'll get your clue
for this evening.
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- For whom are we looking tonight?
- The person with the shoplifter card.
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Vittorio!
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All right, who's got the shoplifter card?
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Come on. We're not gonna
really do this, are we?
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Run around this bombed-out backwater
with a silver key up our tokhes?
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It probably means
that you're the shoplifter.
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Is this the only clue we're gonna get?
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- It must open a door somewhere.
- Brilliant.
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It's a game.
I thought you were going to enjoy it.
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Vittorio, honey, I wanna talk to you.
If we're playing...
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Stop coming on to Vittorio, Christine.
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He doesn't know what the key means
any more than you do.
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It's my secret!
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Everybody got their key?
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Vittorio will be back
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Be on the docks by that time...
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or you'll have to swim back to the boat
through the oil slick and the beer cans.
233
00:16:45,983 --> 00:16:49,544
And no conferring.
This is an individual competition.
234
00:16:50,555 --> 00:16:52,318
Quit pouting, Alice.
235
00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:54,724
You're having a terrific time.
236
00:16:58,829 --> 00:16:59,829
Kill.
237
00:17:19,016 --> 00:17:20,608
Don't hate me. I followed you.
238
00:17:20,685 --> 00:17:23,848
I know it's against the rules,
but we could knock this off together.
239
00:17:23,921 --> 00:17:26,515
You know, actually, I speak a little frog.
240
00:17:26,991 --> 00:17:29,482
- Christine.
- Just don't tell Clinton I did it, okay?
241
00:17:40,071 --> 00:17:42,062
Look at this chintzy toast rack.
242
00:17:42,139 --> 00:17:44,266
Maybe it's a letter holder.
What do you think?
243
00:17:44,342 --> 00:17:46,276
I think Steve and Eydie would love it.
244
00:17:46,344 --> 00:17:47,811
How much is it?
245
00:17:47,912 --> 00:17:51,678
90 francs. What is that?
90 divided by five?
246
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,679
- Merci.
- Are you kidding? That is $18.
247
00:17:57,755 --> 00:18:01,088
I think that's outrageous.
Where'd she go? Lee!
248
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,298
I'd very much like to be allowed
to compare...
249
00:18:11,369 --> 00:18:15,066
this key with the keys of your rooms,
if that's all right with you.
250
00:18:21,646 --> 00:18:24,843
Lee, what did you find? Lee, wait for me!
251
00:18:25,349 --> 00:18:28,944
- What did you find?
- I'll give you a hint.
252
00:18:29,654 --> 00:18:34,353
C-L-E-F. Get it?
253
00:18:37,962 --> 00:18:40,192
Don't tell Clinton I told you, okay?
254
00:18:47,371 --> 00:18:50,932
- I never saw that one before.
- She's probably a war baby.
255
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:18,464
I knew this hotel was an at-cay ouse-hay.
256
00:19:19,303 --> 00:19:21,965
It's the same key
that whore had on the corner.
257
00:19:22,039 --> 00:19:23,301
Which corner, madam?
258
00:20:40,951 --> 00:20:44,819
- Don't touch the dummy, dummy.
- Jesus.
259
00:20:45,022 --> 00:20:47,684
Figure out what happened
and get your buns out of here...
260
00:20:47,758 --> 00:20:50,727
-before one of the other dodos comes in.
- All right.
261
00:20:52,696 --> 00:20:54,357
Tick-tock.
262
00:20:55,833 --> 00:21:00,202
Obviously, this is the shoplifter's room.
Everything still has a price tag on it.
263
00:21:00,671 --> 00:21:01,763
Yawn.
264
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,471
And this is a detective whom he's killed.
265
00:21:11,949 --> 00:21:16,443
And this bottle of perfume is a clue
to the shoplifter's identity.
266
00:21:17,621 --> 00:21:19,816
Do you move your lips when you read?
267
00:21:20,558 --> 00:21:23,288
Perfume, scent, money.
268
00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:27,393
No. French money is francs, not cents.
269
00:21:31,235 --> 00:21:32,759
Chanel No. 5.
270
00:21:34,338 --> 00:21:36,397
Very good, Clinton.
271
00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:42,008
Where did you get the money?
272
00:21:42,847 --> 00:21:46,078
Here are all the known photographs
of the brutal shoplifter...
273
00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:50,416
who has terrified the sniveling merchants
of the Riviera for the past 20 years.
274
00:21:51,021 --> 00:21:54,548
Here is the only headshot
taken by Bruno of Hollywood.
275
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,261
Clinton, I'm dazzled! Closed circuit?
276
00:21:59,897 --> 00:22:02,263
What did you think it was, black magic?
277
00:22:07,504 --> 00:22:08,869
Is this it?
278
00:22:09,373 --> 00:22:12,206
- Oh, my God! What is that?
- Don't get your hopes up, darling.
279
00:22:12,276 --> 00:22:14,642
It's not our host,
who's standing behind the door.
280
00:22:14,712 --> 00:22:16,907
You go play pinball machines.
281
00:22:17,948 --> 00:22:20,712
- Have fun.
- Now, now. See you at 10:00.
282
00:22:31,795 --> 00:22:34,457
- You get it?
- Not yet.
283
00:22:35,199 --> 00:22:36,928
I could give you a hint.
284
00:22:38,903 --> 00:22:41,463
I want to figure this
one out all by myself.
285
00:22:50,681 --> 00:22:53,912
You seem a little worried. You okay?
286
00:22:55,653 --> 00:22:56,915
I'm fine.
287
00:22:58,122 --> 00:23:00,488
Go on, get out of here, you shoplifter.
288
00:23:10,134 --> 00:23:13,661
Here is the only headshot
taken by Bruno of Hollywood.
289
00:23:15,572 --> 00:23:19,508
- I found the proof. What now?
- We get out of here.
290
00:23:19,944 --> 00:23:23,175
Ketchup's beginning to attract silverfish.
291
00:23:28,786 --> 00:23:31,949
- Don't hit me.
- No. Thank God you speak French.
292
00:23:32,022 --> 00:23:35,583
Listen. Did you get fixed up
with one of the go-go boys in there?
293
00:23:35,659 --> 00:23:37,126
Are you kidding me?
294
00:23:37,962 --> 00:23:40,089
I spent the last hour ditching guys...
295
00:23:40,164 --> 00:23:42,860
who thought I was offering them
the key to my hotel room.
296
00:23:42,933 --> 00:23:44,230
Hotel.
297
00:23:44,969 --> 00:23:47,699
Fellows, I got the key. I knew it would...
298
00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:53,007
Any of you guys belong
to a '57 Dodge pickup truck?
299
00:24:03,187 --> 00:24:04,211
Shit!
300
00:24:15,065 --> 00:24:17,033
Not here, for God's sake.
301
00:24:17,534 --> 00:24:20,332
Everybody's walking around. Listen.
302
00:24:21,205 --> 00:24:23,673
I want to see you tonight.
I'd like to talk to you.
303
00:24:23,741 --> 00:24:25,368
It's about this game.
304
00:24:25,809 --> 00:24:27,470
I know we said we'd be careful...
305
00:24:27,544 --> 00:24:31,446
but I don't think anybody will be
on the top deck. I mean late.
306
00:24:38,288 --> 00:24:39,482
Hi, bunny.
307
00:24:45,229 --> 00:24:47,459
You mean there's no such thing
as 18-karat silver?
308
00:24:47,531 --> 00:24:49,999
No, gold, my dear. Only gold.
309
00:24:50,334 --> 00:24:51,995
If I'd been thinking more clearly...
310
00:24:52,069 --> 00:24:55,505
I wouldn't have wasted 15 minutes
in some masseuse's apartment...
311
00:24:55,572 --> 00:24:58,837
while she showed me her scrapbooks
from World War ll.
312
00:24:58,942 --> 00:25:02,036
- Is it your back?
- Yes. All that running around.
313
00:25:02,813 --> 00:25:05,782
All right, Brownie troop,
I just want to ask you two questions.
314
00:25:05,849 --> 00:25:07,544
Who solved it, and how many?
315
00:25:07,618 --> 00:25:10,416
- Didn't you, sweetie?
- No talking about the game.
316
00:25:10,888 --> 00:25:12,685
I'll be more into it tomorrow night.
317
00:25:12,756 --> 00:25:16,157
You'd better be, honey,
or Sandra Dee will be playing Sheila.
318
00:25:33,277 --> 00:25:36,678
- Terrific!
- Go tell them to turn it down.
319
00:25:37,247 --> 00:25:40,546
Are you mad? I'm not gonna
play housemother to those two.
320
00:25:42,519 --> 00:25:45,249
- Alone at last.
- Not while Clinton's...
321
00:25:47,491 --> 00:25:50,153
Good Lord. I was gonna say
not while Clinton's on board...
322
00:25:50,227 --> 00:25:52,195
and it came out "not
while Clinton's alive."
323
00:25:52,262 --> 00:25:54,662
Boy, you don't forgive easy.
324
00:25:55,332 --> 00:25:59,063
I've lived around Clintons all my life,
starting with Daddy.
325
00:25:59,136 --> 00:26:02,196
That same hearty way of bringing people
to their knees...
326
00:26:02,272 --> 00:26:06,231
-and then handing out little presents.
- Like this job.
327
00:26:06,310 --> 00:26:08,676
- Why are you doing this?
- Come on.
328
00:26:08,745 --> 00:26:10,645
She wants a bigger bed.
329
00:26:13,417 --> 00:26:14,782
Point noted.
330
00:26:15,385 --> 00:26:18,548
Come over here.
Let's forget Clinton for a while.
331
00:26:24,094 --> 00:26:27,029
And starlight
filled the corners of the room.
332
00:26:28,065 --> 00:26:32,001
- You're an incurable romantic.
- It's curable.
333
00:26:32,102 --> 00:26:34,263
I swear to God, I'm not. That's it.
334
00:26:34,872 --> 00:26:38,865
- What's that all about?
- Turn off your questing mind for a while.
335
00:26:48,418 --> 00:26:51,649
We went through a shuffle
at the model agency, and I was broke.
336
00:26:51,722 --> 00:26:54,885
Jean wasn't keeping me anymore,
and I don't know...
337
00:26:54,958 --> 00:26:59,327
suddenly I just got this urge
to take something, anything.
338
00:26:59,396 --> 00:27:02,297
I told myself it was because I was broke...
339
00:27:03,467 --> 00:27:05,901
but really, it was just this urge.
340
00:27:06,403 --> 00:27:09,031
So I ripped off a leopard coat.
341
00:27:10,274 --> 00:27:13,471
Big brown buttons and slash pockets.
342
00:27:14,077 --> 00:27:17,240
Poor thing. But, of course, I got caught.
343
00:27:17,748 --> 00:27:21,411
"Would you please accompany me
to the manager's office?" they said.
344
00:27:21,585 --> 00:27:24,019
And you know who got me out of it?
345
00:27:24,521 --> 00:27:28,048
No, scratch that.
We know how jealous you get, don't we?
346
00:27:28,258 --> 00:27:31,056
Anyway, I got bailed out
and nobody knew.
347
00:27:31,428 --> 00:27:35,524
But nobody knew me then.
That's why I was so out of it tonight.
348
00:27:35,766 --> 00:27:38,860
Clinton swore to me
it was just a coincidence...
349
00:27:39,836 --> 00:27:42,134
but, you see, it's not just me.
350
00:27:42,472 --> 00:27:43,962
Look, darling.
351
00:27:46,243 --> 00:27:47,471
You see?
352
00:27:49,012 --> 00:27:50,206
And I thought of you.
353
00:27:51,782 --> 00:27:54,979
And I thought that Clinton's got
something on each of us.
354
00:27:55,052 --> 00:27:57,850
He's just mixed up the cards, that's all.
355
00:27:58,522 --> 00:27:59,921
It's rotten.
356
00:28:02,192 --> 00:28:04,752
But I'd like to know what the others are.
357
00:28:04,828 --> 00:28:07,319
I wonder what he's got for Anthony.
358
00:28:08,365 --> 00:28:10,162
That's the thing about secrets.
359
00:28:10,234 --> 00:28:14,500
We all know stuff about each other.
We just don't know the same stuff.
360
00:28:15,305 --> 00:28:17,034
How did he find out?
361
00:28:18,075 --> 00:28:19,667
Sheila, probably.
362
00:28:21,979 --> 00:28:25,915
Have you got the shoplifter card?
That would be ironic.
363
00:28:27,718 --> 00:28:29,242
You won't tell.
364
00:28:31,054 --> 00:28:32,919
What card do you have?
365
00:28:34,925 --> 00:28:36,722
How will you get through this trip...
366
00:28:36,793 --> 00:28:39,887
without jumping on my bones
and eating me alive?
367
00:28:41,331 --> 00:28:43,196
What card do you have?
368
00:28:44,101 --> 00:28:46,831
Please? Tell me.
369
00:28:49,306 --> 00:28:50,500
Please.
370
00:28:54,211 --> 00:28:55,803
Is she still upset?
371
00:28:57,781 --> 00:29:01,444
- Talk about a body.
- Please don't.
372
00:29:03,987 --> 00:29:06,012
She's looking upset again.
373
00:29:06,490 --> 00:29:08,890
That's because she doesn't like games.
374
00:29:08,959 --> 00:29:12,326
- She always loses.
- Will you stop it?
375
00:29:14,097 --> 00:29:17,032
Why don't you go down the hall
and get yourself a job?
376
00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:19,762
You're so mean to me.
Isn't she mean to me?
377
00:29:20,370 --> 00:29:21,928
Boo-hoo.
378
00:29:29,346 --> 00:29:30,540
Jesus.
379
00:29:59,109 --> 00:30:00,804
You started without me.
380
00:30:24,634 --> 00:30:29,128
Lee, my darling, what are you doing
out here at this ungodly hour?
381
00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:35,136
Have I ever told you how sweet
you were to me when I was a child?
382
00:30:35,545 --> 00:30:37,979
Nothing could have been simpler.
383
00:30:39,049 --> 00:30:43,281
I mean it.
At Daddy's legendary Sunday lunches.
384
00:30:43,553 --> 00:30:46,886
I can still see you
on Olivia de Havilland's lap.
385
00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:51,387
It's funny, you know.
She was one of the few people...
386
00:30:51,461 --> 00:30:54,555
that Sheila ever had anything good
to say about.
387
00:30:54,831 --> 00:30:56,560
Couldn't you sleep?
388
00:30:57,167 --> 00:31:01,604
Yes, if I took a Seconal,
which I'd rather not do just yet.
389
00:31:07,444 --> 00:31:11,278
Lord, I hope that Clinton
really does intend to do this movie.
390
00:31:11,481 --> 00:31:14,917
Tom has done nothing but rewrite jobs
for so long now.
391
00:31:15,051 --> 00:31:19,818
Need I tell you the two years we've tried
living off Clinton's options on Freak Show.
392
00:31:19,890 --> 00:31:22,484
Hardly paid for the pool maintenance?
393
00:31:24,227 --> 00:31:28,425
If a glass of second-rate brandy
at this hour...
394
00:31:28,498 --> 00:31:30,796
might excuse a certain tactlessness...
395
00:31:30,867 --> 00:31:33,893
why don't you dip into capital
and produce your own picture?
396
00:31:33,970 --> 00:31:36,962
Private finance
is not that uncommon nowadays.
397
00:31:37,707 --> 00:31:40,699
Can you imagine
how Tom would feel about that?
398
00:31:43,046 --> 00:31:44,343
Heigh-ho, gang.
399
00:31:44,481 --> 00:31:47,541
Going over your hand signals
for the bridge tournament?
400
00:31:51,888 --> 00:31:53,583
How'd I feel about what?
401
00:31:55,192 --> 00:31:59,094
If after a sudden blackout,
we all discovered we were dead...
402
00:31:59,296 --> 00:32:02,891
as a result of some terrible crash
and were on our way to the great beyond.
403
00:32:02,966 --> 00:32:05,264
- With Clinton as God.
- Yes.
404
00:32:06,069 --> 00:32:07,593
Give me a sip of that.
405
00:32:07,671 --> 00:32:09,434
- It's bourbon.
- Right.
406
00:32:10,774 --> 00:32:14,335
Well, I hear that calisthenics
are at 8:00 sharp.
407
00:32:14,744 --> 00:32:18,111
We wouldn't want to incur disfavor
at this point, would we?
408
00:32:18,215 --> 00:32:19,580
Good night.
409
00:32:25,922 --> 00:32:27,480
He's a nice man.
410
00:32:32,929 --> 00:32:34,590
Come on back down.
411
00:32:35,398 --> 00:32:38,026
- I only had one.
- Don't worry about it.
412
00:32:38,335 --> 00:32:40,360
Let's just get some sleep.
413
00:32:41,271 --> 00:32:44,763
I'd kill myself for a hot bath.
Clinton has the only tub.
414
00:32:51,581 --> 00:32:54,846
- You want one of these?
-I may not need it, Doctor.
415
00:32:55,552 --> 00:32:57,713
- What's the matter?
-I don't know.
416
00:32:57,787 --> 00:33:01,484
There's something going on.
I'm getting some strange vibes.
417
00:33:03,426 --> 00:33:06,589
- I'm gonna have a talk with Clinton.
- At this hour?
418
00:33:06,930 --> 00:33:08,522
He never sleeps, like Dracula.
419
00:33:08,598 --> 00:33:11,829
He hasn't had a good eight hours
since the night Sheila was killed.
420
00:33:11,902 --> 00:33:14,166
Do you think
we'll ever hear the last of Sheila?
421
00:33:14,237 --> 00:33:17,638
Tommy, let's just make this movie,
and put the money in mutual bonds...
422
00:33:17,707 --> 00:33:18,833
and go home.
423
00:33:36,393 --> 00:33:38,258
Go to sleep, dear boy.
424
00:33:39,729 --> 00:33:43,460
They'll give us conflicting reports
about it in the morning.
425
00:33:53,276 --> 00:33:56,973
Clinton, I've been thinking on the subject
of managing Alice's career.
426
00:33:57,047 --> 00:34:01,450
I mean, we do think of her career
as our career. But still, my...
427
00:34:03,453 --> 00:34:06,650
My aspirations do run closer
to the production end of things...
428
00:34:06,723 --> 00:34:08,486
if you know what I mean.
429
00:34:08,692 --> 00:34:10,387
Production, casting, et cetera.
430
00:34:13,663 --> 00:34:16,655
What would you say,
and please, be absolutely frank...
431
00:34:16,733 --> 00:34:18,462
to me asking you...
432
00:34:19,502 --> 00:34:22,437
for an associate producership
on this upcoming film?
433
00:34:23,006 --> 00:34:24,496
What would I say?
434
00:34:26,176 --> 00:34:27,700
I would say...
435
00:34:28,278 --> 00:34:30,769
"Boo-hoo."
436
00:34:42,225 --> 00:34:45,592
There's nothing worse
than a hustler with bad timing.
437
00:34:46,730 --> 00:34:49,426
Crissy, put a little of this
on my back, will you?
438
00:34:49,499 --> 00:34:52,024
I'd really love to,
but it would throw my schedule off.
439
00:34:52,102 --> 00:34:54,627
I have to do 25 minutes on my front today.
440
00:34:54,704 --> 00:34:58,333
To make up for the 25 minutes
you spent on your back last night.
441
00:34:59,576 --> 00:35:03,876
Honey, put some gunk on her back,
will you? We don't want her to burn.
442
00:35:04,981 --> 00:35:08,439
Anyhow, as I was saying, they shoot
you full of these rhino tranqs...
443
00:35:08,518 --> 00:35:10,713
and then they wrap you
in these hot sheets.
444
00:35:10,787 --> 00:35:13,915
You wake up five days later
about 30 pounds thinner...
445
00:35:13,990 --> 00:35:16,982
and screaming for hot turkey sandwiches.
I mean, it's...
446
00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:20,052
- You listening to me?
- Kind of.
447
00:35:21,765 --> 00:35:25,895
I'm here because I've got a client to keep
and one to get. What's your excuse?
448
00:35:25,969 --> 00:35:29,803
I'm trying to hold on to a husband
who's trying to hold on.
449
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,632
With your money?
450
00:35:44,954 --> 00:35:46,819
I like you best alone.
451
00:35:48,091 --> 00:35:50,924
People have been telling me that for years.
452
00:35:51,428 --> 00:35:53,089
You know that guy on the corner...
453
00:35:53,163 --> 00:35:56,826
who winds up his little mechanical men,
and they run crazily around?
454
00:35:58,802 --> 00:36:00,963
- I'm that guy.
- Oh, Clinton.
455
00:36:01,404 --> 00:36:03,167
"Oh, Clinton," what?
456
00:36:03,773 --> 00:36:06,003
- I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, what?
457
00:36:07,010 --> 00:36:09,911
I'm sorry Anthony
didn't handle that better.
458
00:36:11,114 --> 00:36:13,048
Cut. Print.
459
00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:47,208
Vittorio!
460
00:36:54,057 --> 00:36:56,855
Christine, the crew are having their naps.
461
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:00,391
Jesus! Watts, Pakistan,
and now naps for sailors?
462
00:37:00,463 --> 00:37:02,090
Honey, would you drop me down a Tab?
463
00:37:02,165 --> 00:37:05,726
My mouth is so dry I feel like
they could shoot Lawrence of Arabia in it.
464
00:37:10,673 --> 00:37:13,801
You know, Christine just said
that her mouth is so dry...
465
00:37:13,877 --> 00:37:17,074
-they could film Lawrence of Arabia in it.
- Right.
466
00:37:20,183 --> 00:37:22,174
Tommy! Come on in.
467
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,984
Tell us about the rewrite you did
on Fistful of Lasagna...
468
00:37:26,322 --> 00:37:28,153
or whatever the hell it was.
469
00:37:28,491 --> 00:37:31,392
You never talk about your work.
Why is that?
470
00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:40,795
Philip, listen. I've been mulling over
the opening sequence.
471
00:37:40,870 --> 00:37:44,271
What do you think?
We zoom in close on a sleeping bag...
472
00:37:44,340 --> 00:37:47,070
somewhere in the Pacific Northwest,
right?
473
00:37:47,143 --> 00:37:49,338
It's Sheila's mother in labor.
474
00:37:51,047 --> 00:37:52,537
Think it'll play?
475
00:37:52,615 --> 00:37:55,948
Sorry, Clinton, I didn't quite get that.
Shall we play what?
476
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:00,546
Jesus, go back to sleep, Lee.
477
00:40:05,081 --> 00:40:06,605
Stand up, Christine!
478
00:40:06,683 --> 00:40:08,947
I hope you were taking movies.
479
00:40:10,353 --> 00:40:11,752
Where's your robe?
480
00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:14,688
Get her a drink.
481
00:40:17,060 --> 00:40:19,187
Look at me. I got a new hairstyle.
482
00:40:27,670 --> 00:40:30,605
Get me a glass of water
and a couple of lesbians.
483
00:40:34,310 --> 00:40:36,278
Did you hear what I said?
484
00:40:37,213 --> 00:40:38,680
My, that was limpy.
485
00:40:41,884 --> 00:40:44,148
What's the matter with you people?
486
00:40:47,323 --> 00:40:50,292
I'm so tired. I just
have to take a nap now.
487
00:40:52,161 --> 00:40:54,493
Wake me up when the credits are over.
488
00:40:56,733 --> 00:40:59,429
- Is she okay?
- Yeah, she's all right.
489
00:40:59,736 --> 00:41:02,671
Vittorio, God damn you, where are you?
490
00:41:04,707 --> 00:41:09,337
All right! You listen.
You've got some explaining to do.
491
00:41:09,479 --> 00:41:12,073
Don't you know enough
not to turn those eggbeaters on...
492
00:41:12,148 --> 00:41:13,945
when we're ditching around out there?
493
00:41:14,017 --> 00:41:17,009
This is a goddamn luxury cruise,
not an obstacle course!
494
00:41:21,424 --> 00:41:24,154
Look, I've been asking around,
and none of us...
495
00:41:24,227 --> 00:41:27,594
was in sight of any of the others
for just those few seconds.
496
00:41:27,663 --> 00:41:31,531
- Alice claims to have been in her cabin.
-I was in the lounge with Guido.
497
00:41:31,601 --> 00:41:35,059
- Lee was on the top deck.
-I was in my cabin.
498
00:41:35,138 --> 00:41:38,596
According to the rules of the genre,
we should now be looking for a motive.
499
00:41:38,674 --> 00:41:42,735
Even Clinton could have climbed up
the other ladder and started the engines.
500
00:41:48,084 --> 00:41:51,417
Not pawing through
my bag of tricks there, are you, Dad?
501
00:41:51,487 --> 00:41:52,749
No, Clinton.
502
00:41:53,056 --> 00:41:56,048
- Trying to get my attention?
- It's my back.
503
00:41:56,159 --> 00:41:58,992
Don't you slip a disc.
504
00:41:59,062 --> 00:42:00,222
No, don't answer that.
505
00:42:00,296 --> 00:42:03,925
We don't want this topic
to degenerate into the discussion phase.
506
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,266
Take a pill. Vittorio, get my friend
two blue with the purple stripe.
507
00:42:09,839 --> 00:42:14,276
- Maybe if I stayed out of tonight's game.
- Jesus, I'd really hate that.
508
00:42:14,410 --> 00:42:18,312
For Saturday night, which is your biggie.
509
00:42:18,381 --> 00:42:19,678
- Saturday?
- Yes.
510
00:42:22,218 --> 00:42:23,583
You like it?
511
00:42:26,055 --> 00:42:27,352
I love it.
512
00:42:27,924 --> 00:42:32,156
Tiny islands fascinate my ass.
I've got this crazy broker in London...
513
00:42:32,228 --> 00:42:36,187
that sends me these brochures on all the
islands for sale all over the world.
514
00:42:36,265 --> 00:42:39,166
Little impoverished islands.
A few thousand dollars cash...
515
00:42:39,235 --> 00:42:42,636
and you're practically king
to six shepherds and their families.
516
00:42:42,705 --> 00:42:44,172
Or whatever.
517
00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:47,937
I read every word on every island.
Then you know what I do?
518
00:42:48,010 --> 00:42:51,411
I tear them neatly in half
and drop them in the wastebasket.
519
00:42:51,948 --> 00:42:53,245
Then I say to myself...
520
00:42:53,316 --> 00:42:56,285
I'm still weak, Clinton,
but I'm eating solid food.
521
00:42:57,687 --> 00:43:02,488
I say to myself, "If there's one thing I hate,
it's to have my island speech interrupted."
522
00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:04,953
I say to myself:
523
00:43:06,028 --> 00:43:08,758
"No, you poor people...
524
00:43:09,132 --> 00:43:12,033
"you don't deserve a good king like me."
525
00:43:12,635 --> 00:43:14,296
That's what I say.
526
00:43:24,013 --> 00:43:27,346
Three hours to magic time. Bye-bye!
527
00:43:34,757 --> 00:43:36,884
Heidi-ho, gamesters!
528
00:43:37,894 --> 00:43:39,953
Everybody on the deck.
529
00:43:42,064 --> 00:43:43,497
There they are.
530
00:43:44,734 --> 00:43:49,034
It really touches me, the way
you people humor me day after day.
531
00:43:49,272 --> 00:43:52,435
Here they are, gang,
your clues for this evening.
532
00:43:55,978 --> 00:43:58,674
Read them and weep. Good work, Tom.
533
00:44:00,216 --> 00:44:05,119
All right, the launch will be back
534
00:44:06,189 --> 00:44:08,680
Hey, Clinton! Who are we looking for?
535
00:44:09,225 --> 00:44:11,921
Tonight, the homosexual.
536
00:44:12,562 --> 00:44:14,086
In a monastery?
537
00:44:15,064 --> 00:44:16,531
Where else?
538
00:44:20,169 --> 00:44:23,502
"The isle off the Church of Saint Pierre."
539
00:44:25,107 --> 00:44:27,701
Shouldn't that... That must be "of." "O-F."
540
00:44:30,413 --> 00:44:33,507
"This isle, now largely uninhabited
by modest fisher folk...
541
00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:35,778
"was once the domain...
542
00:44:37,019 --> 00:44:39,715
"of the devastating monastery
of forgotten men..."
543
00:44:39,789 --> 00:44:43,316
- This must be a put-on, yeah?
- Clinton's fine Italian hand.
544
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,594
"Travelers engulf from many lands...
545
00:44:46,662 --> 00:44:49,529
"to the site of
this former 11th century refuge...
546
00:44:50,032 --> 00:44:53,729
"of perverts, onanists, catamites...
547
00:44:53,803 --> 00:44:56,101
"and other riffraff of the day."
548
00:44:56,439 --> 00:44:58,407
We have just 15 minutes.
549
00:44:58,874 --> 00:45:02,708
Just enough time for me to get dressed
as a catamite, if I knew what it was.
550
00:45:02,778 --> 00:45:03,802
Right.
551
00:45:06,616 --> 00:45:10,712
Honey, I know this isn't the kind of junk
you keep in your head, but...
552
00:45:10,786 --> 00:45:12,083
But what?
553
00:45:12,154 --> 00:45:16,488
Can you ever remember hearing
any gossip about Alice being arrested?
554
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,160
For taking something from a shop.
555
00:45:26,002 --> 00:45:30,268
I'm going to grab a quick shower
before we take off. Just be a minute.
556
00:45:30,940 --> 00:45:32,066
Okay?
557
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,348
Do you think there's a homosexual
aboard the yacht?
558
00:45:40,416 --> 00:45:43,613
God, I don't know.
Is there a dividing line today?
559
00:45:43,753 --> 00:45:45,448
Don't patronize me.
560
00:45:46,455 --> 00:45:49,185
Patronize? ls that the word
you really mean?
561
00:45:50,393 --> 00:45:53,362
- What's the matter now?
- I'm sorry.
562
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,533
- Is this game only a game?
- I'll be right out.
563
00:46:03,472 --> 00:46:05,201
I'll be up on deck.
564
00:47:37,767 --> 00:47:40,565
It's all rather like a
Hammer film, isn't it?
565
00:47:43,839 --> 00:47:46,899
He's got the sound department
working overtime.
566
00:47:46,976 --> 00:47:48,341
It's weird.
567
00:47:50,346 --> 00:47:51,836
And I'm scared.
568
00:48:04,226 --> 00:48:07,127
"In these ruins, monks' robes
must be worn at all times...
569
00:48:07,196 --> 00:48:09,664
"in respect for the departed brothers."
570
00:48:09,732 --> 00:48:12,257
I fear it's to be a costume party.
571
00:48:12,768 --> 00:48:17,171
"The evening tour commences at 9:00 p.m.
and ends at 9:30 p.m., regardless.
572
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:21,005
"To begin before
will enrage the spirit of Fra Pervertus.
573
00:48:21,210 --> 00:48:24,475
"The vows of silence must be observed.
So keep..."
574
00:48:25,481 --> 00:48:28,780
So keep what? What does it say?
575
00:48:33,289 --> 00:48:35,189
I don't like that at all.
576
00:48:44,099 --> 00:48:45,657
What time is it?
577
00:48:55,978 --> 00:48:57,002
It begins.
578
00:48:58,347 --> 00:48:59,644
That's Clinton.
579
00:48:59,949 --> 00:49:03,009
- All we have to do is find him.
- Vows of silence.
580
00:49:25,307 --> 00:49:27,605
It's the sound of music, for God's sake.
581
00:49:27,676 --> 00:49:30,372
How are we supposed to know
which place to look for him?
582
00:49:30,446 --> 00:49:31,913
We're wasting time.
583
00:49:47,363 --> 00:49:49,797
Clinton, what am I supposed to do?
584
00:49:52,968 --> 00:49:54,936
Listen, I know it's you.
585
00:49:56,505 --> 00:49:58,166
I heard you cough.
586
00:50:02,278 --> 00:50:06,510
Now, the others there,
they're on tape. Right?
587
00:51:41,977 --> 00:51:43,638
That's disgusting.
588
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:47,478
- But clever.
- You'll ruin it.
589
00:51:48,183 --> 00:51:50,845
You're supposed to be Alice, obviously.
590
00:51:50,919 --> 00:51:54,650
And you're supposed to be
on the other side, so I can use the slider.
591
00:51:55,190 --> 00:51:58,523
- Much more effective but the door's stuck.
- God damn it!
592
00:51:59,795 --> 00:52:01,194
How'd you find me so fast?
593
00:52:01,263 --> 00:52:04,323
That "isle off the church" pun
in the brochure.
594
00:52:04,667 --> 00:52:08,728
- Not up to par, Your Eminence.
- I'll fix the door.
595
00:52:16,779 --> 00:52:18,974
They must have loused it up
when they moved it.
596
00:52:19,048 --> 00:52:22,108
- Can I help?
- No, just piss off...
597
00:52:23,152 --> 00:52:24,346
my son.
598
00:53:07,730 --> 00:53:09,357
God damn you!
599
00:53:11,366 --> 00:53:12,731
For shame.
600
00:53:37,392 --> 00:53:38,450
Damn.
601
00:53:46,602 --> 00:53:48,092
Wanna kiss me?
602
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,468
You could do with a little more rouge.
603
00:53:56,612 --> 00:54:00,173
- Is the volume too high out there?
- Too low, if anything.
604
00:54:01,683 --> 00:54:03,810
Shit, nothing's going right.
605
00:54:04,386 --> 00:54:09,289
Maybe if I open the door
to the chapel a little wider?
606
00:54:39,221 --> 00:54:41,746
Ollie, Ollie, oxen free!
607
00:54:44,393 --> 00:54:46,588
Just give us the news, please.
608
00:54:47,663 --> 00:54:49,995
Come out, wherever you are.
609
00:54:50,866 --> 00:54:52,265
Am I the first?
610
00:54:53,769 --> 00:54:55,396
What do I do now?
611
00:54:57,306 --> 00:55:00,537
Clinton, don't leave me.
I hate being scared.
612
00:55:02,511 --> 00:55:03,535
Scared.
613
00:55:11,186 --> 00:55:13,654
Then Alice has the homosexual card.
614
00:55:13,722 --> 00:55:17,021
Just keep your voice down
and get the hell out of here.
615
00:55:17,092 --> 00:55:20,858
Clinton, this is just the best game
I've ever played.
616
00:55:25,667 --> 00:55:28,761
Darling, it's brilliant.
It's really brilliant.
617
00:56:08,143 --> 00:56:09,337
Hello?
618
00:56:10,312 --> 00:56:12,507
Clinton? ls somebody there?
619
00:56:15,617 --> 00:56:17,141
What's going on?
620
00:56:23,859 --> 00:56:27,590
That's not fair. Clinton,
you can't do that.
621
00:56:40,309 --> 00:56:44,473
Vittorio thought that Guido
had picked him up and vice versa.
622
00:56:44,546 --> 00:56:47,515
But he's not in port,
and he hasn't slept in his bed.
623
00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:52,144
- It's part of the game. It's a clue.
- He hasn't filled in the scoreboard.
624
00:56:52,220 --> 00:56:54,245
Maybe he's still
romping around Dragonwyck.
625
00:56:54,323 --> 00:56:57,918
Or perhaps lying in a box of earth
with a stake through his heart.
626
00:56:58,927 --> 00:57:02,260
He seemed edgy last night.
The door was stuck.
627
00:57:02,497 --> 00:57:05,295
- The cassette wasn't loud enough. And...
- What door?
628
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,194
- The confessional...
-"Loose lips sink ships."
629
00:57:08,270 --> 00:57:12,900
Who cares about the game at this point?
Something's flooey. Now, where is he?
630
00:57:39,801 --> 00:57:41,234
That's funny.
631
00:57:48,910 --> 00:57:51,902
Out! Just out!
632
00:57:56,218 --> 00:57:58,482
Apparently, there is a God.
633
00:58:02,624 --> 00:58:05,593
- Don't touch anything.
-I won't.
634
00:58:08,430 --> 00:58:10,364
It must have been the storm.
635
00:58:11,533 --> 00:58:13,433
Loosened the stone.
636
00:58:27,582 --> 00:58:30,847
- What do we do with the ladies?
- Tell them to wait.
637
00:58:31,386 --> 00:58:33,581
Shouldn't we notify the authorities?
638
00:58:33,822 --> 00:58:36,882
On an island with two cafés and a weaver?
639
00:58:41,663 --> 00:58:45,929
- Something's wrong.
-I hope you brought your fingerprint kit.
640
00:59:04,519 --> 00:59:09,388
I see Clinton finally got this door open,
breaking it in the process, as usual.
641
00:59:12,461 --> 00:59:15,362
- Alice is sick.
- Oh, dear.
642
00:59:15,430 --> 00:59:17,091
We're going back.
643
00:59:39,147 --> 00:59:40,239
What?
644
00:59:44,653 --> 00:59:46,143
A vital clue?
645
00:59:47,589 --> 00:59:49,921
Clinton didn't smoke cigarettes.
646
00:59:51,627 --> 00:59:53,993
There's no seaplane.
647
00:59:54,062 --> 00:59:58,362
The police will arrive late tonight
or early in the morning by craft.
648
00:59:59,101 --> 01:00:03,265
It takes six to eight hours.
We will harbor here until.
649
01:00:05,173 --> 01:00:07,698
Good. Thank you very much, Captain.
650
01:00:09,711 --> 01:00:12,976
I guess that means
an inquest and reporters.
651
01:00:13,282 --> 01:00:17,082
- You better get your left profile ready.
- Shut up, Christine.
652
01:00:17,986 --> 01:00:20,318
They can't very well
bury him at sea, can they?
653
01:00:20,389 --> 01:00:24,155
No, there's too much pollution
in the Mediterranean already.
654
01:00:24,393 --> 01:00:27,089
Poor Clinton. It's such a shame.
655
01:00:28,030 --> 01:00:32,126
It would have been such a big grosser
for him: The Last of Sheila.
656
01:00:32,601 --> 01:00:34,398
Hey, now, he's dead.
657
01:00:34,603 --> 01:00:37,834
How can you sit around here
and talk about some goddamn movie...
658
01:00:37,906 --> 01:00:40,534
and he's dead... Will you stop
hawking that ice bucket?
659
01:00:42,978 --> 01:00:45,344
I'm just gonna
have my Bloody Mary straight up.
660
01:00:45,414 --> 01:00:47,041
Me, too. Bourbon.
661
01:00:47,115 --> 01:00:50,812
Christine, listen,
Clinton's misadventure is unfortunate...
662
01:00:50,886 --> 01:00:54,253
but an accident is an accident,
and a film is a film.
663
01:00:54,590 --> 01:00:58,424
Has it occurred to anybody
that this isn't the first accident?
664
01:00:58,927 --> 01:01:01,896
Yesterday, the propeller.
Last night, the stone.
665
01:01:01,964 --> 01:01:03,591
What do you mean?
666
01:01:03,799 --> 01:01:07,064
Suppose the propeller wasn't an accident.
Suppose it was a mistake.
667
01:01:08,036 --> 01:01:10,231
You mean someone
was trying to kill Clinton?
668
01:01:10,305 --> 01:01:13,604
- Why should anyone want to kill Chris?
- Yeah, we're not in Hollywood.
669
01:01:13,675 --> 01:01:15,302
Come off it, Tom.
670
01:01:15,377 --> 01:01:19,575
Look, I assumed Clinton was swimming
near the propeller. I heard him yelling.
671
01:01:19,648 --> 01:01:23,744
- Didn't you? Didn't we all?
- What fantasies are you building?
672
01:01:27,155 --> 01:01:29,783
Who did not solve the game last night?
673
01:01:35,163 --> 01:01:39,065
Why did you say "that's funny" when
we were standing outside the chapel?
674
01:01:39,134 --> 01:01:41,728
Because it was locked
when I left last night.
675
01:01:41,803 --> 01:01:45,500
Then why was it unlocked this morning,
and why did Clinton put the sign out?
676
01:01:45,574 --> 01:01:46,973
Because the game was over.
677
01:01:47,042 --> 01:01:49,306
It was, but it shouldn't have been.
678
01:01:49,378 --> 01:01:53,371
I had the homosexual card, and the game
should have gone on until I found him.
679
01:01:53,448 --> 01:01:56,349
Exactly. There were
some interesting points in the chapel.
680
01:01:56,418 --> 01:01:59,649
Interesting how?
Obviously, he was leaving.
681
01:01:59,921 --> 01:02:03,357
The storm shook the place
and the stone fell on him.
682
01:02:03,425 --> 01:02:05,188
Not unless he was crawling.
683
01:02:05,594 --> 01:02:07,619
Why would he be crawling?
684
01:02:09,464 --> 01:02:12,831
The stone that fell on Clinton's head
came from the base of the column.
685
01:02:12,901 --> 01:02:14,391
It was grooved.
686
01:02:14,469 --> 01:02:18,405
The tops of the columns are shaped like
acanthus leaves, the bottoms are grooved.
687
01:02:18,473 --> 01:02:20,668
Interesting point number one.
688
01:02:20,742 --> 01:02:23,711
Then, there was that piece of wood.
689
01:02:26,682 --> 01:02:28,081
What's that?
690
01:02:28,150 --> 01:02:30,983
I found it in the folds of Clinton's robe.
691
01:02:31,053 --> 01:02:33,578
It's from the grille
on the door to the priest's box.
692
01:02:33,655 --> 01:02:35,885
Interesting point number two.
693
01:02:37,125 --> 01:02:40,094
I didn't see any grille
on the priest's door.
694
01:02:40,395 --> 01:02:45,094
- Right. You never found him, you said.
- What do you mean, he said?
695
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:48,025
There was a grille last night,
but not this morning.
696
01:02:48,103 --> 01:02:51,470
That grille was removed. Why?
Where's the rest of it?
697
01:02:51,606 --> 01:02:54,507
And what was this doing
in the priest's box?
698
01:02:55,143 --> 01:02:57,475
Clinton didn't smoke cigarettes.
699
01:02:58,680 --> 01:02:59,908
Newport.
700
01:03:05,487 --> 01:03:08,251
I'm not the only one
who smokes Newports.
701
01:03:08,323 --> 01:03:11,292
Come on. There are cartons
all over the ship.
702
01:03:12,527 --> 01:03:15,257
- I'm smoking one.
- What's the difference?
703
01:03:15,630 --> 01:03:18,793
- Did you smoke in there?
- No.
704
01:03:18,867 --> 01:03:21,358
- You?
-I never found him.
705
01:03:21,703 --> 01:03:23,500
Of course. I forgot.
706
01:03:23,638 --> 01:03:26,129
- Honey?
-I don't know. I don't remember.
707
01:03:26,208 --> 01:03:28,768
- But surely not in the priest's box.
- Of course not.
708
01:03:28,844 --> 01:03:32,610
Interesting point number three.
A cigarette nobody smoked.
709
01:03:34,583 --> 01:03:38,952
I don't think Clinton died near the pillar
at all. I think he died in the priest's box.
710
01:03:39,020 --> 01:03:41,488
And not from a stone falling or otherwise.
711
01:03:41,556 --> 01:03:43,217
So what do you think happened?
712
01:03:43,291 --> 01:03:46,226
I think he was about to leave
when somebody came in.
713
01:03:46,294 --> 01:03:47,852
I am not saying one of us.
714
01:03:47,929 --> 01:03:50,796
Somebody came in,
smashed through the grille...
715
01:03:50,866 --> 01:03:53,096
With what, pray tell?
716
01:03:53,168 --> 01:03:56,001
I don't know.
Maybe something he brought with him.
717
01:03:56,071 --> 01:03:59,234
- He or she.
- The candleholder, perhaps.
718
01:04:00,175 --> 01:04:01,767
Crossed my mind.
719
01:04:02,410 --> 01:04:03,900
Maybe it was an accident.
720
01:04:03,979 --> 01:04:07,437
Maybe. But at any rate, he decided
to make it look like an accident.
721
01:04:09,351 --> 01:04:12,013
I'm theorizing that he or she
stood there for a moment...
722
01:04:12,087 --> 01:04:15,113
assessing the situation,
which would account for the cigarette.
723
01:04:15,190 --> 01:04:18,785
Slipped the sign under the door so
there wouldn't be any more interruptions.
724
01:04:18,860 --> 01:04:21,385
Dragged Clinton over,
placing him near the pillar...
725
01:04:21,463 --> 01:04:24,193
smashed the stone down,
thereby making his first mistake.
726
01:04:24,266 --> 01:04:27,235
He assumed the stone was
from the top of the column. Lt wasn't.
727
01:04:27,302 --> 01:04:28,667
But there was very little light.
728
01:04:29,004 --> 01:04:31,495
Now, he had the problem of the wood.
729
01:04:32,174 --> 01:04:33,641
What problem?
730
01:04:33,708 --> 01:04:36,472
Darling, he couldn't very well
leave the grille broken.
731
01:04:36,545 --> 01:04:39,139
He hoped, with the frame empty,
it would go unnoticed.
732
01:04:39,214 --> 01:04:43,480
One piece had lodged in Clinton's robe.
733
01:04:44,486 --> 01:04:49,150
The only thing left then was to get rid of
the splintered pieces: probably in the sea.
734
01:04:49,524 --> 01:04:50,991
And the game was over.
735
01:04:52,994 --> 01:04:56,725
Hell, I think we can agree
that none of us did it, can't we?
736
01:04:58,200 --> 01:04:59,895
I mean, who would?
737
01:05:01,203 --> 01:05:04,468
I really mean, who wouldn't?
But who really would?
738
01:05:04,539 --> 01:05:07,633
Right. After all, we're not
the only people around.
739
01:05:08,777 --> 01:05:12,679
What about some of the weirdoes
on this ship? What about Vittorio?
740
01:05:14,716 --> 01:05:17,810
That's not what Tom has been saying.
Tom has been saying...
741
01:05:17,886 --> 01:05:20,912
that one of us did it.
Or haven't you been listening?
742
01:05:20,989 --> 01:05:23,583
- Hold it.
-I don't care, that's your problem.
743
01:05:25,093 --> 01:05:29,655
Hold it, please. I'm sorry, I was
only exploring. I haven't accused anyone.
744
01:05:30,332 --> 01:05:31,424
Yet.
745
01:05:32,567 --> 01:05:34,865
Look, let me just get this out.
746
01:05:34,936 --> 01:05:38,872
Five minutes, and then I'm gonna have
five scotches and take a long nap.
747
01:05:38,940 --> 01:05:41,238
- You think you know who?
- No.
748
01:05:41,309 --> 01:05:45,177
Then stop telling us what you don't know
and tell us what you do.
749
01:05:45,247 --> 01:05:48,375
There is someone
who might clear this up for us.
750
01:05:49,684 --> 01:05:51,208
- Who?
- Clinton.
751
01:05:51,620 --> 01:05:54,817
So help me God, if this is a hoax
and he comes through that door...
752
01:05:54,890 --> 01:05:57,654
I'm gonna throw this cut glass ashtray
right in his face.
753
01:05:57,726 --> 01:06:00,126
There's no hoax. Clinton's dead all right.
754
01:06:00,195 --> 01:06:02,390
Just say what's on your mind.
755
01:06:03,031 --> 01:06:04,896
- Okay.
- May I have another?
756
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,833
I think it's tied up to the game
we've been playing this week.
757
01:06:07,903 --> 01:06:10,371
Do you have the cards
he handed out the first night?
758
01:06:10,438 --> 01:06:13,305
We passed it.
I have no idea where mine is.
759
01:06:22,117 --> 01:06:24,642
All right. I'll go and look for it.
760
01:06:32,994 --> 01:06:34,222
Thanks.
761
01:06:34,362 --> 01:06:37,763
I wonder what we're gonna feel like
an hour from now.
762
01:06:38,133 --> 01:06:42,729
When Tom's finished writing the scene,
I'll tell you what attitude to play.
763
01:06:43,672 --> 01:06:45,264
I've done it before, you know.
764
01:06:45,340 --> 01:06:47,501
I'm beginning to wish
I hadn't started all this.
765
01:06:47,575 --> 01:06:49,566
You could stop right now.
766
01:06:50,312 --> 01:06:52,371
It's gonna be interesting.
767
01:06:59,721 --> 01:07:01,086
Thank you.
768
01:07:01,389 --> 01:07:05,826
All right. Now, if everyone
will please put their cards...
769
01:07:05,894 --> 01:07:08,886
if you'll pardon the expression,
on the table.
770
01:07:20,475 --> 01:07:23,410
There's only five there.
Where's the other one?
771
01:07:23,478 --> 01:07:26,140
- Tom?
- I'll show mine in a minute.
772
01:07:26,481 --> 01:07:28,415
I'd like to see it now.
773
01:07:28,783 --> 01:07:30,478
Give him a chance.
774
01:07:30,785 --> 01:07:32,116
All right.
775
01:07:33,154 --> 01:07:37,056
We all knew about two of these secrets.
We've already played them.
776
01:07:37,125 --> 01:07:39,116
"Shoplifter" and "homosexual."
777
01:07:39,494 --> 01:07:41,985
The others, we're seeing
for the first time.
778
01:07:42,063 --> 01:07:45,226
"Ex-convict." "lnformer." "Child..."
779
01:07:46,968 --> 01:07:49,232
Excuse me. "Little Child Molester."
780
01:07:49,304 --> 01:07:50,532
And mine.
781
01:07:51,940 --> 01:07:54,636
So, this was Clinton's idea
for a week of fun.
782
01:07:54,709 --> 01:07:57,143
Him assigning us secrets,
us discovering them.
783
01:07:57,212 --> 01:07:58,770
And it was a good game.
784
01:07:58,847 --> 01:08:02,442
But some of us began to suspect
there was more to it than met the eye.
785
01:08:02,517 --> 01:08:06,078
That Clinton had not assigned
these six secrets at random...
786
01:08:06,154 --> 01:08:09,590
but that each player had been,
at one time in his life...
787
01:08:09,657 --> 01:08:11,522
guilty of one of them.
788
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:13,052
Oh, no.
789
01:08:13,128 --> 01:08:15,596
Not guilty of the secret he was assigned.
790
01:08:15,663 --> 01:08:18,257
Clinton was a far more elegant
game player than that.
791
01:08:18,333 --> 01:08:21,166
And he didn't want us refusing to play
on the first night...
792
01:08:21,236 --> 01:08:24,433
which we well might have done
had we been assigned our own secrets.
793
01:08:24,506 --> 01:08:26,633
So it was more than a game.
794
01:08:27,976 --> 01:08:29,876
It was a private joke.
795
01:08:30,678 --> 01:08:33,340
- What does your card say?
- In a minute.
796
01:08:36,351 --> 01:08:37,841
A man is dead.
797
01:08:38,420 --> 01:08:40,980
Evidence indicates that it's murder.
798
01:08:41,723 --> 01:08:43,281
And we've discovered...
799
01:08:43,358 --> 01:08:47,192
the murdered man was playing
a sadistic game with his guests.
800
01:08:47,328 --> 01:08:50,627
A game whose central theme
was six hidden shreds from the past.
801
01:08:50,698 --> 01:08:52,188
Any questions?
802
01:08:53,635 --> 01:08:56,468
Yeah, but you see
he knew that I never meant to...
803
01:08:56,538 --> 01:08:58,165
Christine, wait.
804
01:08:58,706 --> 01:09:00,230
That's bullshit!
805
01:09:00,308 --> 01:09:04,540
Nobody would have knocked Clinton's
brains in because of some stupid secret.
806
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:06,542
I agree.
807
01:09:06,815 --> 01:09:09,340
Look at these cards.
Enough to make us squirm. Sure.
808
01:09:09,417 --> 01:09:13,183
Enough to remind us
of just how nasty Clinton could be. Sure.
809
01:09:13,254 --> 01:09:15,154
But enough to kill him?
810
01:09:15,323 --> 01:09:16,323
No.
811
01:09:16,591 --> 01:09:18,957
Do let's see your card, old boy.
812
01:09:27,836 --> 01:09:29,269
"Hit-and-run killer."
813
01:09:29,804 --> 01:09:31,669
- What is this sick joke?
- No.
814
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:36,267
Clinton always took his games seriously.
He wouldn't have spoiled this with a joke.
815
01:09:36,778 --> 01:09:41,374
It seems clear enough he believed
one of us guilty of a hit-and-run killing.
816
01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:43,978
Sheila.
817
01:09:44,419 --> 01:09:46,819
The game was to be Clinton's revenge.
818
01:09:46,888 --> 01:09:49,220
- On?
- The person whom he thought...
819
01:09:49,290 --> 01:09:51,952
but couldn't prove,
to be guilty of Sheila's death.
820
01:09:52,026 --> 01:09:56,019
On the last night, Saturday, my turn,
he was gonna pull the plug on that person.
821
01:09:56,097 --> 01:09:57,257
How do you know?
822
01:09:57,332 --> 01:10:00,324
He told me yesterday
when he gave me the pill for my back.
823
01:10:01,469 --> 01:10:03,096
Okay, everybody.
824
01:10:03,304 --> 01:10:06,933
What are you waiting for? Let's all
get up and run around in a circle.
825
01:10:07,942 --> 01:10:12,675
This is musical chairs, isn't it?
Isn't that what this is, musical chairs?
826
01:10:14,382 --> 01:10:16,942
In Tom's mind, anyway.
827
01:10:17,018 --> 01:10:19,851
Why, it's just
one of Tom's damn fantasies.
828
01:10:24,192 --> 01:10:26,217
But you're all still here.
829
01:10:30,532 --> 01:10:31,624
Okay...
830
01:10:33,201 --> 01:10:34,600
I'll start.
831
01:10:58,092 --> 01:11:00,686
I had a thing with Clinton.
832
01:11:02,063 --> 01:11:05,294
It wasn't much more
than me feeling sorry for him.
833
01:11:06,367 --> 01:11:08,130
It didn't last long.
834
01:11:09,604 --> 01:11:11,629
And it's in the past now.
835
01:11:12,540 --> 01:11:14,565
More than ever, right now.
836
01:11:14,642 --> 01:11:17,372
Tom, am I just being slow?
837
01:11:17,445 --> 01:11:21,609
Are you claiming that homosexual card,
meaning you're in the clear?
838
01:11:22,383 --> 01:11:24,248
Because I don't know
about the rest of you.
839
01:11:24,319 --> 01:11:28,813
And I'm in no position to challenge
your little story, charming as it was.
840
01:11:29,657 --> 01:11:33,559
But then it's equally true that Clinton
could've come up with dirty half-truths...
841
01:11:33,628 --> 01:11:36,722
about you, you, you, or any of us.
842
01:11:36,798 --> 01:11:40,359
I mean, what gives you
the exclusive right to that card?
843
01:11:42,070 --> 01:11:46,404
Fair enough. I just looked at the cards
and saw only one that applied to me.
844
01:11:46,474 --> 01:11:49,773
If the same is true of you, Anthony,
then that's another story.
845
01:11:49,844 --> 01:11:52,870
And it may mean
that Clinton's game is invalid.
846
01:11:55,550 --> 01:11:56,710
Well?
847
01:11:59,153 --> 01:12:01,451
Are you trying to say
I'm a homosexual now?
848
01:12:01,522 --> 01:12:03,683
Nobody says you're anything.
849
01:12:03,992 --> 01:12:07,951
I just looked at the cards
and said I was the homosexual. That's all.
850
01:12:08,029 --> 01:12:10,054
But that was in the past.
851
01:12:10,798 --> 01:12:12,766
They're all in the past.
852
01:12:20,808 --> 01:12:23,003
Anybody want to say anything?
853
01:12:26,848 --> 01:12:31,342
I mean, if ever there was an "unofficial
investigation," this is it, right?
854
01:12:37,725 --> 01:12:40,455
Or should I tell you that Lee and I
once heard rumors...
855
01:12:40,528 --> 01:12:43,725
about a shoplifting incident
concerning somebody in this room?
856
01:12:46,601 --> 01:12:47,727
Okay.
857
01:12:50,104 --> 01:12:51,298
Thanks.
858
01:12:55,043 --> 01:12:58,672
Shoplifter, that's me. It's the only one.
859
01:13:00,315 --> 01:13:03,409
I stole a coat. Et cetera, et cetera.
860
01:13:05,253 --> 01:13:06,686
Don't look so shocked, Anthony.
861
01:13:06,754 --> 01:13:10,588
I'll swipe you some lD bracelets
and you'll forget all about it.
862
01:13:14,128 --> 01:13:15,128
All right.
863
01:13:16,464 --> 01:13:18,455
Me for the five scotches.
864
01:13:18,733 --> 01:13:20,894
- Tom, if I may?
- Sure.
865
01:13:21,235 --> 01:13:25,433
That leaves the other four of us
somewhat dangling, wouldn't you say?
866
01:13:26,941 --> 01:13:27,965
Hello.
867
01:13:33,681 --> 01:13:38,209
What can I say? I was a secretary,
and I was just too eager.
868
01:13:39,821 --> 01:13:44,155
So I dropped a few names to the House
Un-American Activities Committee.
869
01:13:45,259 --> 01:13:48,820
Then those people didn't work for a while.
Now they work.
870
01:13:49,430 --> 01:13:51,864
Sometimes I try and get them work.
871
01:13:51,933 --> 01:13:56,336
Sometimes I see them on the street,
and sometimes they cross the street.
872
01:13:56,871 --> 01:13:58,133
So what?
873
01:14:01,743 --> 01:14:04,576
- There is one thing that confuses me.
- Shoot.
874
01:14:04,645 --> 01:14:08,741
I'm just pursuing a thought,
you understand? But as I see it...
875
01:14:08,983 --> 01:14:12,282
the logical person
to have killed Clinton is you...
876
01:14:12,553 --> 01:14:15,420
-because...
- Because... No, go ahead.
877
01:14:15,490 --> 01:14:17,617
- I need some ice.
- That's right.
878
01:14:17,692 --> 01:14:21,184
Because no one else felt so threatened.
You were the only one...
879
01:14:21,262 --> 01:14:23,628
Who knew
about the hit-and-run killer card.
880
01:14:23,698 --> 01:14:26,064
I was the only one meant to know about it.
881
01:14:26,134 --> 01:14:30,298
Clinton would never have given that card
to the person he thought to be the killer.
882
01:14:30,371 --> 01:14:33,807
I was horrified when I saw the card.
I spoke to Clinton about it.
883
01:14:33,875 --> 01:14:37,504
He laughed. Said he just made up
a lot of melodramatic secrets.
884
01:14:37,578 --> 01:14:40,342
But I'm guessing
the killer overheard our conversation...
885
01:14:40,415 --> 01:14:43,009
and understood Clinton's real motive.
886
01:14:45,787 --> 01:14:47,414
You're cold, Tom.
887
01:14:48,656 --> 01:14:50,886
You think it's me, don't you?
888
01:14:51,159 --> 01:14:52,922
Your wife was 100 miles away...
889
01:14:52,994 --> 01:14:56,259
and your sophisticated director friend here
seems cool enough...
890
01:14:56,330 --> 01:14:58,321
but I'm a little nervous.
891
01:15:00,201 --> 01:15:04,228
- Besides, you dislike me too much.
-I have no reason to dislike you.
892
01:15:04,639 --> 01:15:08,541
- I feel it, though.
- Anthony, I don't think this is the moment.
893
01:15:08,609 --> 01:15:12,375
I think it's the moment.
My moment. Time for my theory.
894
01:15:15,450 --> 01:15:19,284
Now, today, we saw all the cards
for the first time.
895
01:15:19,887 --> 01:15:22,617
It didn't take us long
to find the truth in three of them.
896
01:15:22,690 --> 01:15:23,987
And your mind worked fast.
897
01:15:24,058 --> 01:15:27,186
I could almost hear it ticking over
as you quickly labeled Lee...
898
01:15:27,261 --> 01:15:29,957
the ex-convict,
arrested in some anti-war rally.
899
01:15:30,031 --> 01:15:33,797
Sentence suspended sort of thing.
And Philip here?
900
01:15:34,001 --> 01:15:37,869
He can kid his way along
with some witty child molester jokes.
901
01:15:38,372 --> 01:15:40,101
And that leaves me.
902
01:15:40,208 --> 01:15:41,732
I've done time.
903
01:15:44,178 --> 01:15:47,909
I've been in prison twice, for assault.
And I can prove it.
904
01:15:50,952 --> 01:15:54,046
Can anyone else here
make that particular claim?
905
01:16:00,361 --> 01:16:02,056
Disappointed, Tom?
906
01:16:02,797 --> 01:16:05,698
Actually, I was arrested some years ago.
907
01:16:05,766 --> 01:16:07,893
- No.
-I was. I was arrested.
908
01:16:08,870 --> 01:16:13,603
Not just arrested. You see that card?
"Arrested" is quite different.
909
01:16:33,294 --> 01:16:35,319
As a matter of fact, I...
910
01:16:37,298 --> 01:16:39,823
At this point,
I don't think we can go any further.
911
01:16:39,901 --> 01:16:40,959
What?
912
01:16:41,035 --> 01:16:44,732
What I mean is, we've established
what we set out to prove.
913
01:16:46,674 --> 01:16:48,164
What is this?
914
01:16:50,845 --> 01:16:53,040
I mean, we can't...
915
01:16:54,048 --> 01:16:56,039
We all agreed to this...
916
01:16:56,484 --> 01:17:00,250
We can't draw any ironclad conclusions.
It's all theoretical.
917
01:17:00,321 --> 01:17:04,951
That's just fine. It's theoretical.
But it's hardly fair to stop now, is it?
918
01:17:06,861 --> 01:17:08,351
Is it, Philip?
919
01:17:10,164 --> 01:17:13,429
I mean, you want to
choose from what's left?
920
01:17:14,368 --> 01:17:15,767
We've got...
921
01:17:16,270 --> 01:17:18,363
dented fenders, or...
922
01:17:18,806 --> 01:17:21,001
how about a little petting
in the playground?
923
01:17:21,075 --> 01:17:23,043
Stop, everybody, please.
924
01:17:23,244 --> 01:17:26,179
By which I just mean
let me get this over with.
925
01:17:26,247 --> 01:17:28,875
I was drunk. I was too drunk to drive.
926
01:17:28,950 --> 01:17:31,077
No, Tom, stay there, please.
927
01:17:31,419 --> 01:17:33,250
I am so sorry I didn't tell you.
928
01:17:33,321 --> 01:17:36,586
I know you would've helped me
do the right thing, but I just couldn't.
929
01:17:36,657 --> 01:17:39,524
I drove down the coast to the party.
I overshot the driveway.
930
01:17:39,594 --> 01:17:42,222
My car skidded. I didn't even see her.
931
01:17:42,597 --> 01:17:46,192
I panicked. So I turned around and
drove all the way back to Santa Barbara.
932
01:17:46,267 --> 01:17:50,101
The next morning I wrote that silly note
about having to visit my school friend.
933
01:17:50,171 --> 01:17:54,164
And I took the car and I drove
as far away as I could. Las Vegas.
934
01:17:54,575 --> 01:17:59,205
I traded cars at the car rental place,
and then, that afternoon, I drove home.
935
01:18:00,615 --> 01:18:02,640
And I thought I was safe.
936
01:18:07,355 --> 01:18:08,913
Until the game.
937
01:18:13,661 --> 01:18:16,061
It was things that you said, Tom.
938
01:18:16,364 --> 01:18:19,026
I started to think, and then...
939
01:18:21,869 --> 01:18:23,860
I was the one who looked at the card.
940
01:18:23,938 --> 01:18:26,668
I know the point of the game.
941
01:18:28,843 --> 01:18:31,368
I think it's vicious
and I'd like you to stop it.
942
01:18:31,445 --> 01:18:32,707
Go away.
943
01:18:33,214 --> 01:18:35,205
Why did you wait so long?
944
01:18:35,683 --> 01:18:37,776
I only found out last week.
945
01:18:38,219 --> 01:18:41,677
Harry's Rent-A-Car,
Las Vegas. Remember?
946
01:18:41,756 --> 01:18:43,951
- It was...
-I happened to meet Harry.
947
01:18:44,225 --> 01:18:47,126
It was an accident.
It was only an accident.
948
01:18:47,194 --> 01:18:50,186
I swear, Clinton, I'm sorry. I didn't...
949
01:18:51,966 --> 01:18:56,403
He said he hoped you weren't
still worried about the damage to the car.
950
01:18:57,338 --> 01:19:00,739
I couldn't get control. I was drinking!
951
01:19:02,943 --> 01:19:05,935
The police never checked
on out-of-state cars.
952
01:19:06,380 --> 01:19:09,577
Please don't tell them. Please, Clinton!
953
01:19:10,317 --> 01:19:12,877
You want to let the whole world know?
954
01:19:12,953 --> 01:19:15,478
That's what gave me
the idea for the game.
955
01:19:15,589 --> 01:19:20,253
Because the harder you try to keep
a secret in, the more it wants to get out.
956
01:19:20,761 --> 01:19:22,251
- See you Saturday.
- No!
957
01:19:31,172 --> 01:19:32,400
Please!
958
01:19:38,279 --> 01:19:40,179
Son of a bitch!
959
01:19:52,159 --> 01:19:55,026
Clinton? ls somebody there?
960
01:19:57,164 --> 01:19:59,098
What's going on?
961
01:20:25,192 --> 01:20:26,784
You're so smart.
962
01:20:29,196 --> 01:20:31,528
You didn't think it could be me.
963
01:20:31,732 --> 01:20:35,327
He kept whispering.
He kept taunting me over and over again.
964
01:20:35,402 --> 01:20:38,633
- Darling, he was so mean.
- Lee, you don't have...
965
01:20:40,541 --> 01:20:45,069
I would like to go downstairs
and make a clean exit by myself.
966
01:20:46,647 --> 01:20:47,739
Okay?
967
01:20:51,352 --> 01:20:53,718
Don't worry, everybody, I'm okay.
968
01:21:05,366 --> 01:21:08,563
Sorry, Tom, but that
"clean exit" line bothers me.
969
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:20,747
Lee, open up.
970
01:21:25,953 --> 01:21:29,116
God damn it, Lee, unlock this door
or I'll break it down!
971
01:21:29,990 --> 01:21:31,981
I like you, but go away.
972
01:21:32,493 --> 01:21:33,892
I want a nap.
973
01:21:33,961 --> 01:21:37,294
Then we'll talk about all kinds of stuff.
I'm okay.
974
01:21:37,364 --> 01:21:39,389
I swear to God, I'm okay.
975
01:21:40,067 --> 01:21:42,501
All right, darling, if you say so.
976
01:21:44,271 --> 01:21:46,705
I'll come back in a little while.
977
01:21:48,642 --> 01:21:49,802
Okay?
978
01:21:52,346 --> 01:21:54,007
Is she all right?
979
01:21:54,849 --> 01:21:57,841
The door is locked, but she talked to me.
980
01:22:00,888 --> 01:22:03,015
She just wants to be alone.
981
01:22:09,296 --> 01:22:12,629
- It just never occurred to me.
- You thought it was Anthony.
982
01:22:12,700 --> 01:22:15,100
I don't even know what I thought.
983
01:22:17,171 --> 01:22:19,162
- I'm sorry.
- Don't be.
984
01:22:20,074 --> 01:22:22,508
You got other things on your mind.
985
01:22:27,014 --> 01:22:30,472
What do you think?
Think there's anything we can do to help?
986
01:22:30,551 --> 01:22:33,019
Let me know what you come up with.
987
01:22:41,395 --> 01:22:43,989
My God, what a sick business this is!
988
01:22:45,065 --> 01:22:47,431
- Are you all right?
-I am not.
989
01:22:48,135 --> 01:22:50,365
I am in a deep state of shock.
990
01:22:51,505 --> 01:22:52,836
Anthony just told me...
991
01:22:52,907 --> 01:22:56,365
the deal that Alice's ex-agents
made for her on the Douglas picture...
992
01:22:56,443 --> 01:22:59,105
and I will never get over it.
Would you like some cake?
993
01:22:59,179 --> 01:23:01,170
- Yes, please.
- How's Tom?
994
01:23:01,248 --> 01:23:04,274
- He says he doesn't want anything to eat.
- What about Lee?
995
01:23:04,351 --> 01:23:07,809
Not a sound. He's been down
half a dozen times already.
996
01:23:08,188 --> 01:23:10,247
She's probably passed out.
997
01:23:12,059 --> 01:23:14,289
I never knew she was a boozer.
998
01:23:14,795 --> 01:23:17,355
- In and out.
- She was AA for a while.
999
01:23:19,833 --> 01:23:22,768
Still locked. She doesn't answer.
1000
01:23:23,671 --> 01:23:27,072
- The captain must have a master key.
-I got it.
1001
01:23:28,676 --> 01:23:31,042
Shall I wake her? I don't know.
1002
01:23:31,245 --> 01:23:34,146
- You want me to go with you?
- No, thank you.
1003
01:23:54,435 --> 01:23:55,925
Lee, darling?
1004
01:24:08,615 --> 01:24:12,847
When I saw her in that chapel,
murder was scrawled all over her face.
1005
01:24:13,354 --> 01:24:17,085
When I write my autobiography,
that line is gonna need a little help.
1006
01:24:18,058 --> 01:24:22,324
- I felt undercurrents all evening.
- Now you felt undercurrents.
1007
01:24:22,629 --> 01:24:27,032
You know, I knew it. Something told me
it was gonna be a bummer in there.
1008
01:24:27,334 --> 01:24:30,030
That door creaked open
even before I touched it.
1009
01:24:30,104 --> 01:24:34,598
And then Clinton getting so physical,
and that awful, faraway look in his eye.
1010
01:25:59,993 --> 01:26:01,358
Who is it?
1011
01:26:02,096 --> 01:26:03,393
I'm sorry.
1012
01:26:04,131 --> 01:26:07,328
That's okay. Have you met my fiancé?
1013
01:26:08,102 --> 01:26:11,538
- Have you seen Lee?
- No, why, is anything wrong?
1014
01:26:17,978 --> 01:26:19,104
What?
1015
01:26:19,680 --> 01:26:21,671
Lee is not in her cabin.
1016
01:26:21,949 --> 01:26:23,211
Where is she?
1017
01:26:23,283 --> 01:26:27,151
She's not in your room, not with Christine,
and Alice and Anthony are asleep.
1018
01:26:35,929 --> 01:26:37,624
Now what do we do?
1019
01:26:38,065 --> 01:26:39,555
I don't know.
1020
01:26:40,968 --> 01:26:42,902
Where's the captain?
1021
01:27:36,723 --> 01:27:38,953
How old do you think she was?
1022
01:27:39,593 --> 01:27:41,424
Don't think about it.
1023
01:27:41,728 --> 01:27:44,424
Thirty-five? Thirty-seven?
1024
01:27:47,568 --> 01:27:49,832
I hope you're around if I die.
1025
01:27:52,105 --> 01:27:55,074
- Wait a minute.
-I don't like getting morbid.
1026
01:27:57,411 --> 01:27:59,641
I sure hope someone's around.
1027
01:28:02,649 --> 01:28:07,052
Is it terrible to wonder if you can get
a good hairdresser in this town?
1028
01:28:10,157 --> 01:28:14,093
Christine, you don't really need all that
for one night ashore.
1029
01:28:14,228 --> 01:28:17,322
I've always dreamed of being interrogated
in some cellar...
1030
01:28:17,397 --> 01:28:20,889
by some slob with steel teeth.
And I want to look terrific tomorrow.
1031
01:28:20,968 --> 01:28:23,402
Hey, listen. Must be a taxi strike.
1032
01:28:23,470 --> 01:28:26,439
If we don't get to the Majestic,
they'll give our rooms away.
1033
01:28:26,506 --> 01:28:28,497
I'll be right back, okay?
1034
01:28:28,642 --> 01:28:31,975
Besides, Guido said he'd take me
dancing tonight if I'd pay the check.
1035
01:28:32,045 --> 01:28:33,569
Isn't he cute?
1036
01:28:45,425 --> 01:28:49,725
- I can't tell you how sorry I am.
-I know. Are you free later?
1037
01:28:50,831 --> 01:28:55,359
Listen, darling, thanks for
not letting on about us yesterday.
1038
01:28:56,169 --> 01:28:57,727
Well, I thought...
1039
01:28:57,804 --> 01:29:01,103
There was enough flak in the air, right?
Well, there was.
1040
01:29:03,410 --> 01:29:07,073
Why don't we cool it for a while,
aside from the bad press angle?
1041
01:29:07,147 --> 01:29:09,445
Let's be honest with each other.
1042
01:29:09,516 --> 01:29:14,351
Somehow, your being available
and my not being, it's not the same.
1043
01:29:16,657 --> 01:29:19,854
You'll always be
the world's most attractive man.
1044
01:29:22,663 --> 01:29:24,995
God, what a thought I just got.
1045
01:29:25,732 --> 01:29:26,960
Namely?
1046
01:29:28,769 --> 01:29:32,466
If you get married again, give me a call.
Isn't that awful?
1047
01:29:37,177 --> 01:29:38,838
See you tomorrow.
1048
01:29:41,181 --> 01:29:44,708
Goodbyes after an ocean voyage
are always so sad.
1049
01:29:53,994 --> 01:29:55,985
Whose fault is all this?
1050
01:29:56,596 --> 01:29:58,587
Clinton's? Lee's?
1051
01:30:00,100 --> 01:30:01,226
Mine?
1052
01:30:01,802 --> 01:30:03,793
Or Sheila, for being a tough broad...
1053
01:30:03,870 --> 01:30:06,862
who liked to wander around Bel Air
at 2:00 in the morning?
1054
01:30:07,674 --> 01:30:11,337
- Does that make any sense?
- Nothing makes any sense.
1055
01:30:12,079 --> 01:30:14,070
Something Clinton said...
1056
01:30:14,314 --> 01:30:18,148
keeps rattling around in the back
of my head, if I could remember it.
1057
01:30:18,218 --> 01:30:20,277
You'll be at the Majestic?
1058
01:30:20,554 --> 01:30:23,421
My invitation was for a week on the yacht.
1059
01:30:23,690 --> 01:30:26,056
I didn't bring any pocket money.
1060
01:30:26,827 --> 01:30:29,125
I'll see you tomorrow, I guess.
1061
01:32:17,337 --> 01:32:19,168
- Anthony?
- Tom.
1062
01:32:21,608 --> 01:32:23,371
What's going on here?
1063
01:32:24,945 --> 01:32:27,971
Are you waiting for the other members
of your coven or what?
1064
01:32:28,048 --> 01:32:32,041
I've been calling your hotel.
Something's not at all right.
1065
01:32:33,487 --> 01:32:35,250
What are you doing?
1066
01:32:35,355 --> 01:32:37,016
I'm experimenting.
1067
01:32:38,158 --> 01:32:41,218
Look at this cigarette.
It's the original stub.
1068
01:32:43,129 --> 01:32:45,654
It's what I went down
to ask Lee about last night.
1069
01:32:45,732 --> 01:32:49,429
Later, I dismissed it from my mind
as a whim. But tonight...
1070
01:32:49,503 --> 01:32:51,027
It's the shape.
1071
01:32:52,472 --> 01:32:54,372
That bothered me, too.
1072
01:32:59,880 --> 01:33:01,347
Stamp it out.
1073
01:33:11,625 --> 01:33:12,853
Now...
1074
01:33:16,263 --> 01:33:19,198
try this one. Quickly, just once.
1075
01:33:22,969 --> 01:33:24,561
No, let it burn out.
1076
01:33:24,771 --> 01:33:28,298
You see, if it's dark
and it's awkward for you...
1077
01:33:28,475 --> 01:33:31,740
you may stamp on the filter
instead of the lit end.
1078
01:33:31,811 --> 01:33:35,008
- If you only have one shot at it.
- As Clinton did.
1079
01:33:37,083 --> 01:33:40,280
It was in the box
where he was killed, after all.
1080
01:33:40,754 --> 01:33:42,517
Bear with me, please.
1081
01:33:43,690 --> 01:33:47,592
Now, remember, we both thought
this came from the priest's box.
1082
01:33:47,761 --> 01:33:50,889
It doesn't. That wood was carved.
This is plain.
1083
01:33:51,264 --> 01:33:52,959
It's from the side grille.
1084
01:33:54,301 --> 01:33:57,270
How did it find its way
into Clinton's robe?
1085
01:33:58,438 --> 01:34:00,429
Someone broke the grille.
1086
01:34:03,510 --> 01:34:08,038
- You're saying, who?
- Could we be shy one actor in the piece?
1087
01:34:08,815 --> 01:34:11,511
Meaning someone
who saw the whole thing.
1088
01:34:11,818 --> 01:34:15,219
Now, none of it would seem
quite so sinister...
1089
01:34:15,422 --> 01:34:17,322
if it weren't for this.
1090
01:34:20,760 --> 01:34:23,024
We found Lee in Clinton's stateroom.
1091
01:34:23,096 --> 01:34:27,226
But her cabin was locked from the outside.
What could she have locked it with?
1092
01:34:27,300 --> 01:34:29,894
The only key to the cabins
was in the wheelhouse.
1093
01:34:29,970 --> 01:34:32,837
She probably went into the john
and out through my cabin.
1094
01:34:32,906 --> 01:34:36,364
No, because your door to the bathroom
was bolted from the inside.
1095
01:34:36,443 --> 01:34:38,468
I had to unbolt it myself.
1096
01:34:39,245 --> 01:34:41,372
There's got to be some explanation.
1097
01:34:41,448 --> 01:34:45,282
The point is that anybody could have
taken the key last night.
1098
01:34:45,619 --> 01:34:50,318
Then again, maybe Clinton
broke the grille, nobody else was there...
1099
01:34:51,324 --> 01:34:56,125
and I'm just puttering my way through
the debris of my rusty imagination.
1100
01:35:00,567 --> 01:35:02,330
He kept whispering.
1101
01:35:03,036 --> 01:35:04,298
Where's the ice pick?
1102
01:35:04,371 --> 01:35:06,532
That awful, faraway look in his eye.
1103
01:35:07,140 --> 01:35:10,974
- What?
-I said, where's the bloody ice pick?
1104
01:35:13,380 --> 01:35:15,280
I don't know. Lt was...
1105
01:35:15,849 --> 01:35:18,750
It's been missing
since yesterday afternoon.
1106
01:35:22,188 --> 01:35:25,385
The back of Clinton's cowl
was stained with blood.
1107
01:35:29,529 --> 01:35:30,860
Of course.
1108
01:35:31,331 --> 01:35:35,734
You can't strike a man in the face and
the back of the neck with the same blow.
1109
01:35:35,802 --> 01:35:39,238
Meaning that Lee only thought
that she killed Clinton.
1110
01:35:39,305 --> 01:35:41,398
Did the police examine the body?
1111
01:35:41,474 --> 01:35:44,773
What was the point of it?
Why bother? She confessed.
1112
01:35:44,844 --> 01:35:46,436
Thomas, we've lost our touch.
1113
01:35:46,513 --> 01:35:51,041
A good director and a good detective
ought to pay more attention to detail.
1114
01:35:51,117 --> 01:35:54,086
Allow me, please.
This is the director's cut.
1115
01:35:54,454 --> 01:35:59,323
The important moment happened
before Lee came into the chapel.
1116
01:35:59,392 --> 01:36:03,829
Whoever it was lit a cigarette
and dropped it through the grille.
1117
01:36:04,631 --> 01:36:08,067
And then, as Clinton leaned forward
to stamp it out...
1118
01:36:08,134 --> 01:36:10,967
stabbed him in the back of his neck
with the ice pick.
1119
01:36:11,671 --> 01:36:15,004
Then, I assume,
he started to leave the field, but...
1120
01:36:15,742 --> 01:36:17,403
Just give us the news, please.
1121
01:36:17,477 --> 01:36:21,106
...the timing was unlucky
because Christine entered.
1122
01:36:21,181 --> 01:36:24,275
Christine was sitting there last night
chattering about the game.
1123
01:36:24,350 --> 01:36:26,841
That door creaking open
even before I got to it...
1124
01:36:26,920 --> 01:36:28,911
and then Clinton getting so physical.
1125
01:36:28,988 --> 01:36:33,482
Tom, the door was open
when I came into the chapel.
1126
01:36:33,560 --> 01:36:36,859
Me, too. He wanted it to stay open
so everybody could hear the tape.
1127
01:36:36,930 --> 01:36:38,158
Exactly.
1128
01:36:39,165 --> 01:36:43,602
So who closed it? Why did it creak open
when Christine came towards it?
1129
01:36:44,504 --> 01:36:47,598
Because he was trying to get out.
1130
01:36:49,042 --> 01:36:50,042
Yes.
1131
01:36:50,877 --> 01:36:55,576
He was compelled to improvise.
He impersonated Clinton.
1132
01:36:55,648 --> 01:36:59,709
But the grille that he had smashed meant
that he couldn't let her into the left side.
1133
01:36:59,786 --> 01:37:02,880
So he forced open the door
at the opposite end.
1134
01:37:03,890 --> 01:37:07,155
Now, he might have hoped
to make a run for it...
1135
01:37:08,161 --> 01:37:10,356
but the sprung door
meant that Christine...
1136
01:37:10,430 --> 01:37:13,661
would have a clear view of anyone
trying to sneak out of the chapel.
1137
01:37:14,033 --> 01:37:16,661
I happened to notice that
when we discovered the body.
1138
01:37:17,737 --> 01:37:22,606
Small wonder that Clinton
1139
01:37:25,445 --> 01:37:27,936
Then Alice has the homosexual card.
1140
01:37:28,014 --> 01:37:30,676
Just keep your voice down
and get the hell out.
1141
01:37:32,318 --> 01:37:36,982
The moment Christine left, he intended
to duck out as soon as he possibly could...
1142
01:37:37,056 --> 01:37:40,890
but the timing was still unlucky
1143
01:37:40,960 --> 01:37:41,960
Lee.
1144
01:37:42,729 --> 01:37:46,631
She wasn't going to go until
she'd had her showdown with Clinton.
1145
01:37:48,501 --> 01:37:50,901
So he drove her into a state of hysteria...
1146
01:37:50,970 --> 01:37:54,201
convinced that she'd panic and run.
This is taking an awful chance...
1147
01:37:54,274 --> 01:37:57,937
because she could have
raised her voice enough to draw attention.
1148
01:38:00,513 --> 01:38:02,572
But luck was on the murderer's side...
1149
01:38:02,649 --> 01:38:06,449
because Lee presented him
with the best possible solution.
1150
01:38:07,487 --> 01:38:09,785
She exploded.
1151
01:38:20,533 --> 01:38:22,398
She killed a dead man.
1152
01:38:23,069 --> 01:38:25,503
And needlessly committed suicide.
1153
01:38:28,274 --> 01:38:30,265
Somebody killed my wife.
1154
01:38:34,214 --> 01:38:35,738
Not Christine.
1155
01:38:36,983 --> 01:38:39,213
Alice? Anthony.
1156
01:38:42,021 --> 01:38:43,420
Oh, my God.
1157
01:38:45,225 --> 01:38:48,558
- Tom...
- Hold on, I'll be right back.
1158
01:39:30,503 --> 01:39:32,937
I like any game
where you don't have to move.
1159
01:39:33,006 --> 01:39:36,464
You don't have to for this one
if you're smart enough.
1160
01:40:23,122 --> 01:40:25,784
No, no, don't throw it away.
Keep them till Saturday.
1161
01:40:25,858 --> 01:40:28,759
As long as you're fit for Saturday night,
which is your biggie.
1162
01:40:28,828 --> 01:40:29,852
- Saturday?
- Yes.
1163
01:40:29,929 --> 01:40:31,829
She was AA for a while.
1164
01:40:32,098 --> 01:40:33,998
If you're smart enough.
1165
01:41:06,399 --> 01:41:07,866
She was AA for a while.
1166
01:41:48,708 --> 01:41:50,369
What did you find?
1167
01:41:51,077 --> 01:41:53,136
The beginnings of an idea.
1168
01:41:57,950 --> 01:42:00,248
You seem pleased with yourself.
1169
01:42:01,387 --> 01:42:04,914
I've had the beginnings of an idea, too,
for a scenario.
1170
01:42:05,425 --> 01:42:07,757
It's about a middle-class writer...
1171
01:42:07,827 --> 01:42:11,763
who is married to a beautiful
and wealthy young woman.
1172
01:42:13,633 --> 01:42:16,227
Is this an original or an adaptation?
1173
01:42:17,470 --> 01:42:20,803
After a few years, she begins to bore him.
Not her money, she herself.
1174
01:42:20,873 --> 01:42:24,206
And then,
while rewriting a picture in Rome...
1175
01:42:25,044 --> 01:42:27,842
he renews his acquaintance with a cheap...
1176
01:42:28,514 --> 01:42:30,948
but not untalented young actress.
1177
01:42:31,517 --> 01:42:34,452
Aren't we getting a little off the subject?
1178
01:42:35,088 --> 01:42:37,181
I told you something
had been nagging me.
1179
01:42:37,256 --> 01:42:40,054
Something Clinton had said or done.
1180
01:42:41,427 --> 01:42:45,830
He said we didn't have to move
to play the game if we were smart enough.
1181
01:42:46,099 --> 01:42:47,657
And just now...
1182
01:42:48,367 --> 01:42:49,891
I noticed this.
1183
01:42:55,174 --> 01:42:59,235
I thought he was being unusually finicky
when he was lining us up.
1184
01:42:59,812 --> 01:43:01,507
See anything odd?
1185
01:43:03,282 --> 01:43:04,681
What's odd?
1186
01:43:05,451 --> 01:43:08,420
Everybody's been posed under a letter.
1187
01:43:10,223 --> 01:43:11,223
So?
1188
01:43:12,625 --> 01:43:15,287
Now have a look at these secret cards.
1189
01:43:15,862 --> 01:43:18,797
There's something peculiar
about one of them.
1190
01:43:25,171 --> 01:43:28,402
Come, Tom, where's that puzzle mind?
1191
01:43:31,210 --> 01:43:33,178
"Little Child Molester."
1192
01:43:33,246 --> 01:43:37,239
"Little Child Molester"?
As opposed to what, Big Child Molester?
1193
01:43:38,050 --> 01:43:39,847
I still don't get it.
1194
01:43:39,919 --> 01:43:42,752
The word, "little." What's it doing there?
1195
01:43:43,122 --> 01:43:44,384
All right.
1196
01:43:45,057 --> 01:43:48,493
The first night, the "Shoplifter."
The second night, the "Homosexual."
1197
01:43:49,462 --> 01:43:51,623
We don't know which the third was to be...
1198
01:43:51,697 --> 01:43:54,791
but Clinton told you
that the hit-and-run killer was to be last.
1199
01:43:54,867 --> 01:43:57,802
So let's try the "Ex-convict" next.
1200
01:43:58,337 --> 01:44:01,272
And then, just for fun, "lnformer."
1201
01:44:04,644 --> 01:44:05,872
"Sheila."
1202
01:44:07,013 --> 01:44:10,244
Clinton needed "little"
to give him the "I."
1203
01:44:14,887 --> 01:44:18,789
God knows he could have found
six other secrets for us...
1204
01:44:19,058 --> 01:44:21,583
but he wanted to make a game
for himself, too.
1205
01:44:21,661 --> 01:44:26,064
How to find six secrets
that formed an appropriate acronym.
1206
01:44:26,699 --> 01:44:28,894
The "I" was his only problem.
1207
01:44:31,037 --> 01:44:32,937
Clever son of a bitch.
1208
01:44:33,673 --> 01:44:36,665
Cleverer than that. This photograph...
1209
01:44:38,044 --> 01:44:42,310
showing the six of us carefully posed...
1210
01:44:42,548 --> 01:44:46,951
under each of the initial letters
of our assigned secrets.
1211
01:44:47,486 --> 01:44:49,613
Something in plain view the whole week.
1212
01:44:49,689 --> 01:44:53,125
Something he could lord over us
Sunday morning.
1213
01:44:53,993 --> 01:44:56,985
"Shoplifter, Homosexual, Ex-convict...
1214
01:44:57,330 --> 01:44:59,696
"lnformer, Little Child Molester.
1215
01:45:00,666 --> 01:45:02,395
"Hit-and-run Killer"?
1216
01:45:03,169 --> 01:45:05,603
The last of "Sheila" should be an "A."
1217
01:45:05,671 --> 01:45:09,129
"Hit-and-run" doesn't begin with an "A,"
does it, Tom?
1218
01:45:10,343 --> 01:45:13,005
- It's a mistake.
- Not Clinton's.
1219
01:45:14,880 --> 01:45:17,781
I remember something else
about the first day.
1220
01:45:17,850 --> 01:45:20,250
You started to crumple your card.
1221
01:45:22,555 --> 01:45:24,284
This one is smooth.
1222
01:45:25,524 --> 01:45:27,253
That was dumb, Tom.
1223
01:45:28,594 --> 01:45:30,755
What was your original card?
1224
01:45:32,898 --> 01:45:36,493
All right, let me make an educated guess.
Something about Lee.
1225
01:45:36,702 --> 01:45:39,296
Arsonist? No, that doesn't sound like Lee.
1226
01:45:39,372 --> 01:45:41,431
Adulterer? No, that's you.
1227
01:45:42,408 --> 01:45:45,502
"A..." Alcoholic?
1228
01:45:47,213 --> 01:45:50,979
That's the secret. Like the others,
not too heavy, not too light.
1229
01:45:51,050 --> 01:45:53,610
After all, Clinton was
only a minor-league sadist.
1230
01:45:53,686 --> 01:45:56,917
His aim was to make us
uncomfortable, not violent.
1231
01:45:57,323 --> 01:45:59,985
As he kept saying, it was only a game.
1232
01:46:00,559 --> 01:46:03,392
You made it more than that.
You killed him.
1233
01:46:04,096 --> 01:46:06,360
Why should I want to kill Lee?
1234
01:46:06,766 --> 01:46:07,960
Alice.
1235
01:46:10,336 --> 01:46:14,739
Lee's estate must be worth
about $3 million?
1236
01:46:16,342 --> 01:46:17,741
$5 million.
1237
01:46:27,553 --> 01:46:31,114
You'd always known
that she'd killed Sheila, hadn't you?
1238
01:46:36,295 --> 01:46:37,421
Sure.
1239
01:46:40,633 --> 01:46:44,069
I knew it the day I got my statement
from Harry's Rent-A-Car.
1240
01:46:44,136 --> 01:46:46,001
Dented fenders, Vegas.
1241
01:46:46,205 --> 01:46:49,572
I didn't have to be a genius
to put two and two together.
1242
01:46:49,642 --> 01:46:53,669
Fade in. Exterior. Day.
The yacht, the game.
1243
01:46:53,746 --> 01:46:57,648
You get the "Alcoholic" card
and realize what Clinton is up to.
1244
01:46:58,517 --> 01:47:02,351
Not until Alice so generously told me
her leopard coat story.
1245
01:47:02,755 --> 01:47:04,120
That late?
1246
01:47:08,494 --> 01:47:09,984
At any rate...
1247
01:47:12,465 --> 01:47:14,456
selecting the ice pick...
1248
01:47:15,034 --> 01:47:17,161
a classic woman's weapon...
1249
01:47:18,170 --> 01:47:19,865
When did you take it, I wonder?
1250
01:47:20,306 --> 01:47:23,036
Private finance
is not that uncommon now.
1251
01:47:23,776 --> 01:47:26,074
Can you imagine
how Tom would feel about that?
1252
01:47:28,080 --> 01:47:30,640
You skipped down to expunge Clinton...
1253
01:47:30,983 --> 01:47:34,077
type up a new card
that would incriminate Lee...
1254
01:47:34,520 --> 01:47:39,014
and toddle off to sleep soundly
to await the alarms of the morning.
1255
01:47:43,562 --> 01:47:47,225
I should've recognized the hatred
on your face outside Clinton's door.
1256
01:47:48,567 --> 01:47:51,730
Was that to have been
the moment of truth?
1257
01:47:53,906 --> 01:47:58,639
Alas, Clinton and Christine
were having their own moment of truth.
1258
01:48:01,447 --> 01:48:02,744
Dissolve.
1259
01:48:03,048 --> 01:48:05,346
The next day,
you did substitute the cards...
1260
01:48:05,418 --> 01:48:07,784
and arranged for Lee
to see the wrong one...
1261
01:48:07,853 --> 01:48:10,845
making her think
Clinton had sadistic plans to expose her.
1262
01:48:10,923 --> 01:48:11,923
The stage was set.
1263
01:48:12,625 --> 01:48:16,891
Subsequent investigation of the cards
would now point to Lee...
1264
01:48:16,962 --> 01:48:21,831
as the only person with
a motive strong enough for murder.
1265
01:48:23,969 --> 01:48:28,201
Would you care to explain how I started
the propellers with Guido in the room?
1266
01:48:31,577 --> 01:48:33,602
That was my contribution.
1267
01:48:36,081 --> 01:48:38,311
You wanted Clinton dead, too.
1268
01:48:38,717 --> 01:48:41,743
You see, I'd helped Alice...
1269
01:48:41,821 --> 01:48:45,814
out of her little unpleasantness
those many years ago.
1270
01:48:46,225 --> 01:48:50,423
So when we began playing the game,
looking for a shoplifter...
1271
01:48:51,564 --> 01:48:55,000
I knew some ugly truths
would be trotted out.
1272
01:48:55,801 --> 01:48:57,701
Not in the least mine.
1273
01:48:59,672 --> 01:49:01,469
I wanted it stopped.
1274
01:49:03,309 --> 01:49:07,507
As you pointed out so astutely yesterday,
I blundered...
1275
01:49:07,580 --> 01:49:11,346
but it gave you the courage to carry on.
1276
01:49:13,486 --> 01:49:15,147
What do you think?
1277
01:49:15,654 --> 01:49:17,781
Am I gonna get away with it?
1278
01:49:18,524 --> 01:49:21,186
You pretended your back was hurting...
1279
01:49:21,727 --> 01:49:24,161
to coax Clinton into revealing...
1280
01:49:25,264 --> 01:49:27,459
what day your secret would be played.
1281
01:49:27,800 --> 01:49:30,667
As long as you're ready
for Saturday night, which is your biggie.
1282
01:49:32,338 --> 01:49:34,670
It was only Tuesday. Four days' grace.
1283
01:49:34,740 --> 01:49:37,903
Clinton's choice of a location was a gift.
1284
01:49:38,143 --> 01:49:39,804
But you had to...
1285
01:49:41,514 --> 01:49:45,382
make sure that you found him before
Lee confronted him with the false card.
1286
01:49:45,451 --> 01:49:49,285
So you followed me
because I'd been boastful enough to hint...
1287
01:49:49,622 --> 01:49:51,852
that I'd figured out the clue.
1288
01:49:52,558 --> 01:49:54,526
After my session, you came in...
1289
01:49:54,593 --> 01:49:58,529
and proceeded to play Clinton's game
as well as your own.
1290
01:49:59,765 --> 01:50:03,565
Maybe if I open the door to the chapel
a little wider?
1291
01:50:04,637 --> 01:50:06,104
What the hell?
1292
01:50:12,645 --> 01:50:16,240
Then you put on
your little ventriloquist act...
1293
01:50:17,349 --> 01:50:20,182
for Christine and Lee.
I should've realized.
1294
01:50:20,252 --> 01:50:22,720
We'd all seen you impersonate Clinton.
1295
01:50:22,788 --> 01:50:26,246
Going over your hand signals
for the bridge tournament?
1296
01:50:27,993 --> 01:50:29,517
How'd I feel about what?
1297
01:50:30,162 --> 01:50:32,187
You know too much to live.
1298
01:50:32,731 --> 01:50:35,131
How convenient for you that Lee...
1299
01:50:35,935 --> 01:50:37,232
exploded.
1300
01:50:41,473 --> 01:50:45,034
But how inconvenient for you
that she thought quickly...
1301
01:50:46,812 --> 01:50:49,645
and arranged everything
to look like an accident.
1302
01:50:49,715 --> 01:50:52,513
You must have been furious. So you...
1303
01:50:54,787 --> 01:50:58,746
rearranged everything to look like
a murder that looked like an accident.
1304
01:50:58,824 --> 01:51:03,090
She had picked up the right stone.
You replaced it with the wrong one.
1305
01:51:03,162 --> 01:51:07,155
I'll bet that other stone,
stained with blood, is still in the corner.
1306
01:51:07,232 --> 01:51:11,965
As well as the cigarette
that Lee actually smoked.
1307
01:51:12,037 --> 01:51:14,597
But, no matter,
you knew that the next day...
1308
01:51:14,673 --> 01:51:17,141
when you conducted
your brilliant investigation...
1309
01:51:17,209 --> 01:51:20,736
Lee would naturally assume
that she had made the mistake.
1310
01:51:20,813 --> 01:51:24,840
And it was brilliant. What better detective
than the man who's committed the crime?
1311
01:51:24,917 --> 01:51:28,944
Every hesitant conclusion,
every stumbling interpretation.
1312
01:51:29,021 --> 01:51:32,479
And when you suddenly panicked,
protecting your wife...
1313
01:51:32,558 --> 01:51:34,719
it was dazzling, dear boy.
1314
01:51:43,302 --> 01:51:46,032
- It's after 12:00 already.
-ls it?
1315
01:51:48,741 --> 01:51:51,232
Good. That gives us plenty of time...
1316
01:51:52,177 --> 01:51:56,944
because the crew is happily celebrating
the death of their master in the port.
1317
01:51:58,917 --> 01:52:00,544
Aren't we lucky?
1318
01:52:01,086 --> 01:52:02,485
I think so.
1319
01:52:09,995 --> 01:52:14,227
If you're thinking of setting up
for another fake suicide sequence...
1320
01:52:14,299 --> 01:52:17,757
I must warn you
of the dangers of improvisation.
1321
01:52:17,836 --> 01:52:21,465
This last exploit had
far too many loose ends...
1322
01:52:21,807 --> 01:52:24,401
even though you had four days
to prepare it.
1323
01:52:24,476 --> 01:52:27,536
You even planned
for the obligatory confession scene...
1324
01:52:27,613 --> 01:52:29,308
the morning after the murder.
1325
01:52:29,381 --> 01:52:31,849
You knew that she would
need some fortification...
1326
01:52:31,917 --> 01:52:34,010
when you started turning the screws.
1327
01:52:34,753 --> 01:52:38,951
You felt you were safe because
no one else on board drank bourbon...
1328
01:52:39,525 --> 01:52:43,052
which, incidentally,
you don't pour out of a porthole...
1329
01:52:43,128 --> 01:52:46,029
and then toss the bottle overboard.
Your pour it down a drain.
1330
01:52:46,098 --> 01:52:49,534
Unless there's something else
you're anxious to get rid of like...
1331
01:52:49,935 --> 01:52:50,935
Seconal.
1332
01:52:55,607 --> 01:52:57,598
I don't have any gloves.
1333
01:54:07,746 --> 01:54:09,907
Hey, you guys, knock it off!
1334
01:54:15,654 --> 01:54:18,088
Jesus Christ, look at this place.
1335
01:54:20,692 --> 01:54:25,652
Actually, we've been having
a little difference of opinion.
1336
01:54:33,872 --> 01:54:38,502
We've all gotten squirrelly on this trip, but
aren't you carrying it a little too far?
1337
01:54:40,946 --> 01:54:44,712
About the Last of Sheila project.
1338
01:54:45,217 --> 01:54:47,685
But it's all straightened out now.
1339
01:54:48,487 --> 01:54:51,786
- What are you doing on board?
- I'm trying to sleep.
1340
01:54:53,258 --> 01:54:54,953
Well, not exactly.
1341
01:54:55,961 --> 01:54:59,795
Guido took over for Vittorio
and asked me to keep him company.
1342
01:55:00,499 --> 01:55:03,627
So we went into Clinton's room
to listen to the stereo...
1343
01:55:03,702 --> 01:55:08,264
and instead of getting mood music,
we get you guys yakking on the intercom.
1344
01:55:13,145 --> 01:55:16,046
Dictate it tomorrow
when you can get a secretary.
1345
01:55:16,114 --> 01:55:18,708
He killed her, she killed him.
1346
01:55:21,086 --> 01:55:22,747
That's a good idea...
1347
01:55:22,821 --> 01:55:26,257
but we're agreed on the basics,
wouldn't you say, Tom?
1348
01:55:29,728 --> 01:55:31,753
Now that the truths are known...
1349
01:55:31,830 --> 01:55:35,266
we've begun to see this as a big project.
1350
01:55:35,467 --> 01:55:40,370
There are gigantic themes here,
worthy of Dostoyevsky.
1351
01:55:41,406 --> 01:55:43,203
There's innocence...
1352
01:55:43,742 --> 01:55:45,004
guilt...
1353
01:55:45,377 --> 01:55:46,708
hatred...
1354
01:55:47,512 --> 01:55:48,774
loyalty.
1355
01:55:49,681 --> 01:55:53,344
Lee's ambitions for Tom were such
that we, as survivors...
1356
01:55:53,685 --> 01:55:58,452
feel bound to tell Sheila's story in all
its pitiless purity, sparing nothing.
1357
01:55:59,625 --> 01:56:00,990
Big budget?
1358
01:56:02,828 --> 01:56:06,264
I feel $5 million should cover it.
1359
01:56:06,899 --> 01:56:08,992
Alice's price just went up.
1360
01:56:09,134 --> 01:56:12,865
Tom, nobody can write it better than you.
Who handles you again?
1361
01:56:13,572 --> 01:56:18,032
Actually, I'm keen on having the first
draft done by a complete outsider.
1362
01:56:18,377 --> 01:56:22,211
Someone who will bring a naiveté
to our little inbred circle.
1363
01:56:23,215 --> 01:56:28,084
Tom will be needed as technical advisor.
And just before shooting, for a few...
1364
01:56:28,887 --> 01:56:30,184
Rewrites.
1365
01:56:31,924 --> 01:56:33,619
Rewrites, exactly.
1366
01:56:34,927 --> 01:56:38,090
I think I'll turn in.
I'm almost dead on my feet.
1367
01:56:39,231 --> 01:56:41,222
So much to do tomorrow...
1368
01:56:41,700 --> 01:56:44,362
and still a few pages to type tonight.
1369
01:56:44,903 --> 01:56:47,235
Sealed letter to my solicitor...
1370
01:56:47,839 --> 01:56:50,535
protecting the copyright sort of thing.
1371
01:56:50,876 --> 01:56:54,107
In these perilous times,
one can't be too careful.
1372
01:56:54,846 --> 01:56:56,507
Coming, Christine?
1373
01:56:58,016 --> 01:56:59,327
Let me hit you
with a couple names.
1374
01:56:59,351 --> 01:57:02,047
Yul Brynner as Clinton.
Paul and Joanne as Tom and Lee.
1375
01:57:02,487 --> 01:57:04,717
I hope it's got enough content for them.
1376
01:57:04,790 --> 01:57:07,418
Who have I got for Alice?
I know, Carly Simon!
1377
01:57:07,492 --> 01:57:10,120
The soundtrack album alone
will pay for her clothes.
1378
01:57:10,195 --> 01:57:13,255
Now, don't scream. Virna Lisi.
1379
01:57:14,366 --> 01:57:16,095
No, darling, as me!
1380
01:59:12,217 --> 01:59:13,548
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