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Hear ye! Hear ye!
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I'm the town crier, here to wish
you a happy Harvest Day.
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We're gonna kick off festivities
with a play
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commemorating the first-ever
Harvest Day,
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which was celebrated,
peacefully,
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by King Cragnoor's knights
and the native Leaf People.
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[ Chuckles ]
Give a round of applause.
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[ Chuckles ] How adorable.
[ Cheers and applause ]
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Do you think
this performance will mention
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how we murdered the Leaf People
and stole their land?
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Come on, Al. History always gets
whitewashed over time.
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The genocide happened
three years ago.
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We were all there.
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Once upon a time, there was
a tribe called the Leaf People,
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who, for years, lived just
outside of Lower Murkford,
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doing whatever it is they did.
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Corn.
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Then the noble King Cragnoor
led an expedition
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to the Leaf Person territory
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in order to...
be friends with them.
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Hello.
I'm King Cragnoor the Kind,
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and I love the Leaf People.
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[ Crowd "Awws" ]
-[ Laughs ]
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Oh, wonderful.
[ Applause ]
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Can I have this land,
please?
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Yes.
We do not want it.
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Goodbye.
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And then the Leaf People...
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uh, just...you know,
they went away.
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Bye-bye!
[ Laughs ]
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We killed them!
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And that's why once a year,
on Harvest Day,
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we celebrate peace,
togetherness,
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and the winning spirit
of Lower Murkford.
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[ Chuckles ]
The end.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Why are
you clapping?
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I know
the play was problematic,
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but the little kid who played
Cragnoor was electric.
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[ Bell ringing ]
Happy Harvest Day!
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Encore.
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♪ I've gone down
that road again ♪
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♪ I've been there before
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♪ Though want to know more
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♪ It's always been
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Sword slices, chicken clucks ]
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♪♪
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Gosh! That bone stew is
smelling great, Dad.
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Wouldn't be Harvest Day
without it.
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I'm so excited for Uncle Bert
to get here.
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You guys think you'll
tell your famous wolf story?
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[ Chuckling ]
We just might.
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[ Chuckles ]
Are you excited, Al?
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I mean, no, not really.
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Me and Bert fight every year,
and I hate him.
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I know you're not too crazy
about his politics.
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[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, the guy is nuts.
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He voted for King Cragnoor.
That's crazy.
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Why is that crazy?
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Because we're a monarchy.
We don't even get a vote.
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Uncle Bert just wrote "Cragnoor"
on a piece of paper
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and threw it at the castle
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because he loves the guy
so much.
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I know, but can we just...
have a nice dinner?
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[ Laughs ]
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And Bert's my little brother,
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and I don't get to see
him very often.
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And, I mean, he did have
a pretty rough year.
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I can be civil.
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As long
as he can be civil, too,
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there won't be
any problems.
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[ Knock on door ]
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Ooh! They're here.
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[ Laughs ]
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Bert alert!
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Cousin Chip, Cousin Tunt!
[ Laughs ]
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Ooh!
[ Laughter ]
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Ow!
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Bert: How the hell you doing?
[ Laughs ]
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Can't complain.
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Oh, there's
our little bookworm.
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Ah!
-Hi, Uncle Bert.
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So, Al just started
in the family business.
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Oh, putting that fancy degree
to good use, huh?
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[ Laughs ]
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Pow! Bert alert!
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[ Laughs ]
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Hey, be a doll,
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uncork that bottle
for me here.
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Thanks, hon.
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Sure thing, Uncle Bert.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Pop! ]
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Chauncley, your aunt
and uncles are here.
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♪♪
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King Trex.
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King Morgdon.
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Queen Gamillagoor.
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Lord Vexler.
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Have you ever noticed how
my family is just so --
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I don't know -- stiff
and formal with each other?
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Let us shake hands
in acknowledgement
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of each other's presence.
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Let us.
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It's just like, where's
the love, you know?
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You come from a family
of insane warlords.
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You're lucky they aren't
killing each other.
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It would just be nice if
we could bond for once.
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You know, if we can't connect
as a family on Harvest Day,
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then when can we?
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Prince, if I were you,
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I would just stay
out of the way
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and let the day
pass without incident.
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Or I could curate a fun series
of games and other icebreakers
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that will tear down the walls
my relatives have put up.
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Did someone say
"Family Game Night"?
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N-No.
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I did. It was me.
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Shall we commence
with small talk
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about how traffic was
on the way here?
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Hmm. 'Twas rough.
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Color 42!
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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Hut, hut, hike!
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♪♪
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[ Laughs ]
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Hey, how was the trip over,
Bert?
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Oh, not good.
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We stopped at breakfast
in Middle Murkford.
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And we had
this guy serving us.
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Jesus, he smelled like he just
got off the spice trail.
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So I said to him, "Hey, pal,
I don't know where on the map
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you come from,
but around here,
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there ain't no sea monsters
and we wash our ass."
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[ Laughs ]
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
I forgot.
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[ Whispering ] I'm supposed to
watch my words around this one.
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Huh? [ Laughs ]
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[ Claps hands ]
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[ Laughs sarcastically ]
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[ Clears throat ]
You're a grown man.
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You're allowed to say
whatever's on your mind.
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[ Sighs ] Yeah, for now.
[ Sniffles ]
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Pretty soon, you won't be able
to say anything anymore.
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Hey, I have an idea.
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Why don't we all say
what we're grateful for.
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I'll start.
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I'm grateful for this beautiful
home, my wonderful son,
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and my brilliant,
talented daughter.
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[ Laughs ] And I'm grateful
for my boys.
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[ Punches landing ]
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But, more than anything,
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I'm grateful that
I live in Murkford,
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and that's something that we all
should be grateful for.
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And you can thank
King Cragnoor for that.
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Well...
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I might argue that Cragnoor
is the absolute worst king
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in the history
of the entire realm.
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[ Laughs ]
You're young.
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You haven't been out
in the real world.
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I mean, you don't --
you don't know how it works.
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Says the guy who's hardly
ever left the swamp.
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Uh-oh. I think the claws
are coming out.
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[ Hisses ]
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Door closes ]
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Pow! Bert alert!
[ Laughs ]
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Round 1, Uncle Bert.
[ Laughs ]
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Please excuse me.
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[ Door opens, slams ]
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Hey, Al,
come back downstairs.
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The bone stew
is almost ready.
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And I think dad and Uncle Bert
might tell the wolf story soon.
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Yeah, I'll come down
in a bit.
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And when I do,
Uncle Bert and I
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are going to have a very
interesting conversation.
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Come on, Al.
Be nice to Uncle Bert.
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He's had
a really rough year.
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You know what happened between
him and Aunt Rhonda.
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That doesn't give him a pass
to be a full-blown nightmare.
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Come on. Dad said that you can't
fight with Uncle Bert.
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Yeah, he said I can't
fight with him.
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He did not say I can't
carefully outfox him
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with a set of well-researched
political talking points,
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all backed up with objective
statistics and facts.
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That's just 'cause Dad doesn't
know those words.
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[ Bert laughs ]
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Alright, that is how
you play charades.
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So, who'd like
to go first?
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Uncle Morgdon,
how about you?
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I accept.
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So, I just pretend
to do the thing
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that it says on the paper.
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Yes, exactly.
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Very well.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Um...[ Grunts ]
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Beheading a man.
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Clubbing the head
of a rival queen.
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Beheading
an innocent man.
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Hurling a corpse
off a mountain.
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I don't think you heard
what I said.
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I said beheading
an innocent man.
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No.
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Oh, oh. Shh.
No talking.
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[ Grunts ]
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Fishing.
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Correct.
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Oh! Fishing!
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That was fun.
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-Yes, that was fun.
-I enjoyed myself also.
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I, too,
am enjoying myself.
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Uh, this is nice.
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Yes. It feels good to be
the winner of the game...
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and, therefore, the best.
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[ Ominous music plays ]
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Chauncley...
introduce the next game.
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Absolutely.
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Told you.
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[ Ominous music plays ]
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-Stew's almost ready.
-[ Mumbles ]
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Hey! She lives.
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[ Laughs ]
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-Hey, Bert.
-Hey.
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Oh, you work in the
sludge-mining industry, right?
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That's right.
Local 13.
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Right. You know, I heard
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an interesting little factoid
the other day.
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Did you know
that King Cragnoor doesn't use
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locally mined sludge
in his castle moat?
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That's fake.
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What?
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People like you
just believe the lies
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that the town crier is trying
to shove down your mutton-hole.
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Don't fall for it.
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King Cragnoor is the best thing
that ever happened to Murkford.
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-Amen, brother.
-Amen.
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Mikey, what the hell?
You're on Uncle Bert's side?
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Sorry, Al.
He's a lot louder than you are.
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[ Laughs ]
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Pow!
-Bert alert!
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[ Both laugh ]
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-A, uh, uh, uh, gauntlet.
-[ Sighs ]
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Um...a castle keep.
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No.
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Um, a-a- Um, a map.
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Is it a cloud?
I don't know.
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It doesn't look
like anything.
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-Time's up.
-'Twas an eagle.
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What?!
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One wing, other wing,
the tail.
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Have you ever even
seen an eagle?!
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You are the one
who has not seen an eagle.
257
00:09:59,771 --> 00:10:02,049
You do not know
what I have seen.
258
00:10:02,084 --> 00:10:04,086
Prince, things are
getting too heated.
259
00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,950
Let's just serve dinner and get
these maniacs out of here.
260
00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:07,710
No, no, no.
Everything's fine.
261
00:10:07,745 --> 00:10:09,022
I'll just calm things down
with a-a lighter game.
262
00:10:09,056 --> 00:10:10,713
Hey, gang, why don't we play
something else?
263
00:10:10,748 --> 00:10:13,060
So, this next game is called
"Never Have I Ever."
264
00:10:13,095 --> 00:10:15,269
I say something
that I've never done,
265
00:10:15,304 --> 00:10:16,685
and if you have done
that thing,
266
00:10:16,719 --> 00:10:18,238
then you get to take
a little drink.
267
00:10:18,272 --> 00:10:21,931
Okay. I've got one.
268
00:10:21,966 --> 00:10:25,452
Never have I ever brought shame
upon my kingdom
269
00:10:25,486 --> 00:10:30,043
due to my own incompetence
and cowardice.
270
00:10:30,077 --> 00:10:31,803
Was that supposed to be
directed at me?
271
00:10:31,838 --> 00:10:34,012
Well, it definitely
isn't me.
272
00:10:34,047 --> 00:10:36,152
[ Groans ]
273
00:10:36,187 --> 00:10:39,949
Maybe it was directed
at all of you.
274
00:10:39,984 --> 00:10:41,744
Guys, we don't even
have to play a game.
275
00:10:41,779 --> 00:10:42,918
We can just have
a lovely dinner together.
276
00:10:42,952 --> 00:10:44,989
Never have
I ever been closer
277
00:10:45,023 --> 00:10:47,301
to pulling my sword
on my own kin!
278
00:10:47,336 --> 00:10:49,994
-Nor have I.
-Nor have I.
279
00:10:50,028 --> 00:10:51,892
Nor I.
280
00:10:51,927 --> 00:10:55,206
[ Choir singing,
swords clang ]
281
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,035
Okay.
282
00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:59,417
To vengeance!
283
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,453
[ Shouting ]
284
00:11:01,488 --> 00:11:05,043
[ Singing and clanging
continue ]
285
00:11:05,078 --> 00:11:06,320
[ Explosion ]
286
00:11:06,355 --> 00:11:09,289
[ Gamillagoor screaming ]
287
00:11:09,323 --> 00:11:11,394
[ Swords clanking ]
288
00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:14,777
[ Morgdon screams ]
289
00:11:17,021 --> 00:11:20,093
It is done!
290
00:11:20,127 --> 00:11:23,027
I have slain my siblings!
291
00:11:23,061 --> 00:11:26,271
Family is nothing!
292
00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:28,757
Happy Harvest Day!
293
00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:31,863
[ Laughing maniacally ]
294
00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:42,115
Now, that was fun!
295
00:11:42,149 --> 00:11:44,393
No, you can't possibly
deny that
296
00:11:44,427 --> 00:11:46,395
ever since King Cragnoor
took over,
297
00:11:46,429 --> 00:11:49,053
poverty has been at an all-time
high in Lower Murkford.
298
00:11:49,087 --> 00:11:51,193
Because your generation just
doesn't want to work hard.
299
00:11:51,227 --> 00:11:52,297
[ Exhales sharply ]
300
00:11:52,332 --> 00:11:53,989
Hey, this stew's
just about ready.
301
00:11:54,023 --> 00:11:56,060
I can -- I can smell the bones
getting soft.
302
00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:58,165
If you're looking to change
your lot in life,
303
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,478
all you got to do is pull
yourself up by your bootstraps.
304
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:01,548
That's how Cragnoor
did it.
305
00:12:01,582 --> 00:12:03,446
Cragnoor was born
into royalty.
306
00:12:03,481 --> 00:12:04,793
You're being stupid.
307
00:12:04,827 --> 00:12:06,449
Careful, Al.
You might hurt my feelings.
308
00:12:06,484 --> 00:12:07,450
[ Cries mockingly,
laughs ]
309
00:12:07,485 --> 00:12:09,280
Oh, my God!
310
00:12:09,314 --> 00:12:10,557
You're impossible!
311
00:12:10,591 --> 00:12:12,870
This stew is really good.
312
00:12:12,904 --> 00:12:14,906
Al, you're the one who brought
all this stuff up.
313
00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:17,564
I-I don't see why you have to
get so emotional.
314
00:12:17,598 --> 00:12:19,324
-Emotional?
-[ Laughing ] Yeah.
315
00:12:19,359 --> 00:12:21,568
Emotional?! Well,
you know what, Uncle Bert?!
316
00:12:21,602 --> 00:12:23,156
I bet youwere
pretty emotional
317
00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:25,986
when your wife left you
for the town baker!
318
00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:29,334
[ Laughs ] Pow!
Al alert, bitch!
319
00:12:37,342 --> 00:12:39,344
[ Fire crackling ]
320
00:12:41,105 --> 00:12:42,831
It's true.
321
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:47,870
Boys, um...
322
00:12:47,905 --> 00:12:50,597
I know I told you that
your mom was away
323
00:12:50,631 --> 00:12:53,496
on a long business trip,
but, um...
324
00:12:53,531 --> 00:12:57,052
I, uh...
325
00:12:57,086 --> 00:13:01,366
I lied because
I was too embarrassed
326
00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:03,368
to tell you the truth.
327
00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:08,373
Your mother left me
because I...
328
00:13:08,408 --> 00:13:10,513
I wasn't able to...
329
00:13:10,548 --> 00:13:13,033
please her, sexually.
330
00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:17,106
So she ran off
with the town baker
331
00:13:17,141 --> 00:13:22,456
because he was better at
having sex with her than I was.
332
00:13:22,491 --> 00:13:25,425
[ Fire crackling ]
333
00:13:29,049 --> 00:13:31,396
Pow.
334
00:13:31,431 --> 00:13:33,433
Sad alert.
335
00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:35,090
[ Grunts ]
336
00:13:35,124 --> 00:13:36,643
Bert...
337
00:13:36,677 --> 00:13:38,610
she didn't mean to --
-Bert...
338
00:13:38,645 --> 00:13:42,407
I think it's time
that we got going here.
339
00:13:42,442 --> 00:13:45,307
I was gonna give you this
after dinner, but, um...
340
00:13:45,341 --> 00:13:48,172
[Scoffs]...here.
341
00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:51,278
Your dad said
you like books.
342
00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:54,109
I don't know
what they are or anything,
343
00:13:54,143 --> 00:13:56,111
but, uh,
the lady at the shop --
344
00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:58,458
she said that
you'd like that one, so...
345
00:13:58,492 --> 00:14:03,601
Come on, boys. Let's go home
to our studio apartment.
346
00:14:07,501 --> 00:14:09,400
[ Door opens, closes ]
347
00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:11,298
I'm sorry, Dad.
348
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:14,129
Oh, it's -- it's okay.
349
00:14:14,163 --> 00:14:19,030
I mean, uh, I guess, well,
you know, you tried your best.
350
00:14:20,204 --> 00:14:23,448
Yeah, so, the stew's ready.
You two should, uh...
351
00:14:23,483 --> 00:14:26,003
I'm just gonna go to bed.
352
00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:43,227
Uncle Bert?
353
00:14:43,261 --> 00:14:45,229
Uncle Bert.
354
00:14:45,263 --> 00:14:47,645
[ Crying ]
355
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,958
Your dad is no good, boys.
356
00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:52,201
He belongs in the mud.
357
00:14:52,236 --> 00:14:53,720
[ Sobbing ]
358
00:14:53,754 --> 00:14:55,653
Hey, Uncle Bert.
359
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,381
Hey.
360
00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:02,902
Listen, I'm sorry for what
I said back at the house.
361
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:07,044
That was a cheap shot.
362
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,701
But, yeah, I...
363
00:15:09,736 --> 00:15:11,151
Yeah, I guess
I had it coming.
364
00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:13,119
I...
365
00:15:13,153 --> 00:15:16,018
I shouldn't have been pushing
your buttons like that.
366
00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:20,678
I know we don't see
eye-to-eye on everything,
367
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,749
but how about we just
put that aside,
368
00:15:22,783 --> 00:15:25,372
at least for the rest
of tonight?
369
00:15:25,407 --> 00:15:27,064
What do you say?
370
00:15:27,098 --> 00:15:28,686
Truce?
371
00:15:30,136 --> 00:15:31,723
Truce.
372
00:15:33,139 --> 00:15:34,623
[ Grunts ]
373
00:15:34,657 --> 00:15:37,350
Okay.
Come on, boys.
374
00:15:37,384 --> 00:15:40,491
[ Mud sloshes ]
375
00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:44,495
♪♪
376
00:15:44,529 --> 00:15:47,463
Hey, buddy!
377
00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:49,051
How you doing?
378
00:15:50,156 --> 00:15:54,505
I just wanted one normal holiday
with my family.
379
00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:58,302
And, instead, I have turned this
into the worst Harvest Day ever.
380
00:15:58,336 --> 00:16:02,616
No. I mean, technically,
the first Harvest Day was worse,
381
00:16:02,651 --> 00:16:04,411
in terms of death count.
382
00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:08,312
Hey, what do you say we eat
those dead people's desserts?
383
00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:09,451
No. Thank you.
384
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:12,281
I think I just need to get out
of the castle for a bit.
385
00:16:26,192 --> 00:16:28,504
[ Sighs ]
386
00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:31,818
Hey, great stew, Dad.
387
00:16:31,852 --> 00:16:34,165
Oh.
388
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,511
Yeah, thanks.
389
00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:44,106
So, anyone got
any big plans for the year?
390
00:16:44,141 --> 00:16:45,694
Nope.
391
00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:56,843
Hey, Uncle Bert,
what was that one story
392
00:16:56,877 --> 00:17:00,398
about you and Dad
and the wolf?
393
00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:02,469
Oh.
394
00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:05,472
[ Laughs ]
Why, that is a crazy story.
395
00:17:05,507 --> 00:17:07,716
-Yeah.
-So, yeah, yeah, one night,
396
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,718
um, me
and your old man here,
397
00:17:09,752 --> 00:17:13,480
we, uh -- we accidentally left
the door to the house open
398
00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:14,585
when we went to bed.
399
00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:16,449
[ Laughs ]
Big mistake.
400
00:17:16,483 --> 00:17:18,692
And, uh, guess what
showed up in the kitchen
401
00:17:18,727 --> 00:17:20,349
in the middle
of the night!
402
00:17:20,384 --> 00:17:22,627
What?
403
00:17:22,662 --> 00:17:24,284
-A wolf!
-A wolf!
404
00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:26,355
[ Laughter ]
405
00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:27,356
No way!
406
00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:28,116
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
407
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:29,876
Then our old man
gets on our case
408
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,360
for leaving the door open.
-Oh, God.
409
00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:33,431
He gives us this big ax
and he says,
410
00:17:33,466 --> 00:17:35,813
"Now get out there in the forest
and don't come back
411
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:38,609
until you kill
that damn wolf."
412
00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:40,197
[ Both laugh ]
413
00:17:40,231 --> 00:17:42,095
Aw, nuts!
414
00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:44,235
Just when the night
was getting started.
415
00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:46,755
I'll do a liquor run.
You guys keep talking.
416
00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:48,239
-Oh, thanks, honey.
-Aww!
417
00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:50,483
We were just
4 and 5 years old.
418
00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:52,243
-[ Laughs ]
-Never killed before.
419
00:17:52,278 --> 00:17:53,589
We're out there for days.
420
00:17:53,624 --> 00:17:57,559
We get captured
by a band of Visigoths.
421
00:17:57,593 --> 00:18:00,286
[ Indistinct conversations ]
422
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,667
-I love you, Daddy.
-I love you, too, sweetie.
423
00:18:02,702 --> 00:18:04,083
-Happy Harvest Day.
424
00:18:06,775 --> 00:18:08,673
-Thanks.
-You're welcome.
425
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,574
Oh!
426
00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:13,920
Chauncley, hey.
427
00:18:13,954 --> 00:18:15,508
What are
you doing in town?
428
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,751
Hey, Al. I-I was just
going for a little walk.
429
00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:19,512
How's your
Harvest Day going?
430
00:18:19,546 --> 00:18:22,756
It's...actually
starting to be kind of fun.
431
00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:24,586
How about you?
432
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:27,830
My dad just killed all of my
relatives in front of me, so...
433
00:18:27,865 --> 00:18:29,763
Holy shit.
434
00:18:29,798 --> 00:18:31,455
Are you okay?
435
00:18:31,489 --> 00:18:32,180
Yes. No, I'm fine.
436
00:18:32,214 --> 00:18:34,285
Yeah,
don't worry about me.
437
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,770
Well, I will let you get
back to the festivities.
438
00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:38,841
Mm.
Happy Harvest Day.
439
00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:41,292
Wait. Uh...
440
00:18:41,327 --> 00:18:43,881
do you want to come over?
-R-really?
441
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,469
I mean, it's --
it's pretty low-key.
442
00:18:45,503 --> 00:18:47,850
We're just sitting around,
talking, and playing games.
443
00:18:47,885 --> 00:18:49,542
You're playing games?
444
00:18:49,576 --> 00:18:50,784
You in?
445
00:18:50,819 --> 00:18:52,303
Yes, I'm in.
446
00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:54,133
Great.
447
00:18:55,306 --> 00:18:57,964
Oh, you have
a little blood in your hair.
448
00:18:57,998 --> 00:18:59,828
Oh. Sorry.
I thought I got it all off.
449
00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:02,658
My dad is not what you'd call
a gentle murderer.
450
00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:05,213
-Ah. Yeah, he sucks.
-Mm-hmm.
451
00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:07,663
But do me a favor --
when we get to the house,
452
00:19:07,698 --> 00:19:09,182
no talking about politics.
453
00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:10,494
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Fine with me.
454
00:19:10,528 --> 00:19:11,667
Cool. Thanks, dude.
455
00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:14,256
[ Chickens clucking ]
-These ugly ducks.
456
00:19:15,982 --> 00:19:17,673
[ Exhaling sharply ]
457
00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:19,468
Blowing the bugs
off your pillow?
458
00:19:19,503 --> 00:19:21,643
[ Exhaling sharply ]
459
00:19:21,677 --> 00:19:23,334
Having
a heatstroke at work.
460
00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:25,509
-[ Exhaling sharply ]
-Reviving a dying friend.
461
00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:27,338
-Time!
-[ Groans ]
462
00:19:27,373 --> 00:19:30,410
I was blowing on a hot goose-egg
omelet before your midday feast.
463
00:19:30,445 --> 00:19:31,963
-Oh!
-[ Groans ]
464
00:19:31,998 --> 00:19:33,931
-So close.
-Hard one.
465
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,519
You did well, though.
466
00:19:35,553 --> 00:19:38,625
Alright, well, how much
do I owe you for losing?
467
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:40,282
Uh, no, you don't
have to pay me.
468
00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:41,352
It's just a game.
469
00:19:41,387 --> 00:19:42,940
Alright!
Money in the bank!
470
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:43,975
Wow!
471
00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,701
[ Laughter ]
472
00:19:45,736 --> 00:19:50,672
Okay, my turn, my turn.
Danh, danh, danh-danh-da.
473
00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:52,605
Oh, I don't know how to read.
474
00:19:52,639 --> 00:19:54,607
Um, so I'm gonna
pretend to be a dog.
475
00:19:54,641 --> 00:19:56,333
♪♪
476
00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:57,989
Roooo!
477
00:19:58,024 --> 00:19:59,819
[ Barks ]
478
00:19:59,853 --> 00:20:03,305
[ Barks ]
479
00:20:03,340 --> 00:20:06,515
♪♪
480
00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:09,346
Why did you do it?
481
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,520
You just left
and walked away
482
00:20:11,555 --> 00:20:13,695
You're happy to do it
483
00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:16,767
This only power I want to save
484
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:18,907
How can I fix this?
485
00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:21,875
I couldn't have guessed
you'd even stay
486
00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:23,946
How could I miss this?
487
00:20:23,981 --> 00:20:29,607
♪♪
488
00:20:29,642 --> 00:20:36,338
♪♪
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