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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,172 --> 00:02:20,172 ♪ Fixed and Synced by bozxphd.Enjoy The Flick ♪ 2 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:23,175 On September the 5th, 1977, 3 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:25,210 NASA launched the spacecraft Voyager. 4 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:26,879 Destination unknown. 5 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:30,616 Its only cargo a set of records 6 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:33,218 curated by American astronomer Carl Sagan. 7 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,756 The collection was designed to last a billion years 8 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:40,459 and potentially give extraterrestrial life 9 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:42,294 a glimpse at humankind. 10 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:46,165 The records were printed in gold-plated copper 11 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:47,232 to prevent corrosion, 12 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:50,636 and included international music, 13 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,672 greetings in 59 languages, 14 00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:56,575 the crashing of an ocean wave, 15 00:02:57,710 --> 00:02:59,278 wind through an oak tree, 16 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:02,447 whale calls, 17 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:04,416 the human heartbeat, 18 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:05,951 and the sound of a kiss. 19 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:15,394 At around 12:15 p.m., Central Standard Time, 20 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:19,198 just as Voyager approached the edge of our solar system, 21 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,534 back on Earth, in an unremarkable suburb, 22 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:25,704 Don Truby was attempting to log onto BangBus.com, 23 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:30,342 a pornographic website featuring young actresses 24 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,977 in the roles of helpless hitchhikers. 25 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:38,283 However, the accumulation of malware 26 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,290 Don gave a brief thought to masturbating 27 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:47,826 using only his imagination, 28 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:50,562 but the sheer quality and variety of the Internet 29 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,332 had left his brain an inferior substitute. 30 00:03:58,004 --> 00:03:59,571 In order to access 31 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,274 the limitless fountain of pornography 32 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:04,843 that he had become accustomed to, 33 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:06,878 Don would have to use the only remaining computer 34 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:07,880 in the house. 35 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:12,484 The one belonging to his 15-year-old son. 36 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:34,906 Y-O-U... 37 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:37,743 P-O-R-N. 38 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:53,492 Don had purchased the computer for his son's birthday. 39 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:57,996 It was meant for homework. 40 00:04:59,532 --> 00:05:00,766 Jesus. 41 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:15,380 He couldn't help think back to his own childhood 42 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:16,448 when he discovered his father's 43 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,550 secret stash of magazines 44 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,385 while searching for a bicycle wrench 45 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:21,387 in the garage. 46 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,357 He felt a sadness about not being a part 47 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:26,925 of that moment for his son. 48 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,628 A moment he considered to be 49 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,396 an intrinsic part of growing up. 50 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:35,100 Almost a passing of the torch. 51 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:48,113 Good afternoon, teachers and students... 52 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:49,555 Just a reminder to all students... 53 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:00,625 Like many Texas high schools, 54 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:03,995 the pride of East Vista was their football program. 55 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:07,065 The key to their junior varsity team winning district 56 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,768 was sophomore running back Tim Mooney, 57 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:11,870 a one-man scoring machine 58 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,832 that had carried them to victory as a freshman. 59 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:29,988 Hey. 60 00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:32,283 Of all the posters in this school, 61 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:37,429 I thought it was an improvement. 62 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:38,463 You think this is funny? 63 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:40,499 "DTF?" 64 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,667 I know what DTF means. 65 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:44,936 Tim? Come on back. 66 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,806 I just thought about it a lot and 67 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:52,711 sports just sort of seem a little 68 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:54,880 pointless. 69 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:57,182 Sports are not pointless, Tim. 70 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:58,984 These are the best years of your life! 71 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:00,652 You don't just throw God's gifts away like that. 72 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:02,087 Well... 73 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,855 But that's why you need football right now. 74 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:05,757 We need you on the team. 75 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:08,026 Have you told your father? 76 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:11,630 Yeah, yeah, he knows. 77 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:14,199 Look. We know you're having a tough year. 78 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:17,736 I'm sure everything with your parents... 79 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,438 I'm sure your mom left a mighty big hole 80 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:20,539 in your life at home. 81 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:25,010 How about I have a word with your teachers 82 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:26,812 about easing up on your homework? 83 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:27,946 How's that sound? 84 00:07:32,985 --> 00:07:36,888 You are seriously skinny this year. 85 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:40,525 Thanks. I went on this super diet over the summer. 86 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:42,861 In my opinion it worked. I mean, you look really great. 87 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:44,763 I tried not eating one summer, but 88 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,698 my boobs dropped a size, so I quit. 89 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,700 Can't be having that. 90 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,602 You and Danny are so cute together. 91 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,537 Thanks! Right? 92 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:53,805 Have you guys hooked up yet? 93 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,241 Yeah! Yeah. I mean, like, a little. 94 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,544 You know I'm not, like, a total slut. 95 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:01,847 It's a new era for women, okay? Just because 96 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:04,082 I'm comfortable with my body 97 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,218 and enjoy hooking up doesn't make me a slut. 98 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:11,957 Just this older guy I met when my mom and I were in Florida. 99 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:13,758 Yeah, okay. 100 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:15,995 Check it out. 101 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,805 - Was it gross? - No. 102 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:29,241 It wasn't that bad. It was kind of salty, I guess. 103 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:31,109 Did you let him, like, 104 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:36,248 you know, finish in your mouth? 105 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:38,717 - Allison! - Uh... 106 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,752 Yeah. How else would I know it was salty? 107 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:43,822 Why would you even have him take a photo? 108 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,504 I need to know what my audience is seeing. 109 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:49,861 Anyways, I'm just saying, it's... It's like, uh... 110 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:52,230 There's like a natural progression. 111 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,734 And if you don't sleep with somebody soon 112 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:58,837 you're gonna be completely retarded in bed when 113 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:00,772 you're a junior and it counts. 114 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:05,911 My mom's here! 115 00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:07,612 See ya, bitches! 116 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:20,191 Hi, baby! 117 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,193 Oh! 118 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:25,063 New outfit? 119 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,265 Another request came in today, 120 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,632 so I stopped at Hot Topic. 121 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:29,734 It's cute, right? Ooh! 122 00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:14,913 Okay, you've read through every solitary interaction 123 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,848 I've had on every single website, Mom. 124 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,017 I think I'm safe from "the predators." 125 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,785 Oh, really? What is this? 126 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:23,655 "U R hawt." Who is Derrick G.? 127 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:26,358 Um... 128 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,993 A friend of a friend? He's an adult. 129 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,928 So? I can't help if some random guy 130 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,363 finds my picture cute. Jeez. 131 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:33,031 I can. 132 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:37,068 Are you serious? 133 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:39,304 Well, now we don't have to worry about him 134 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:42,741 Yeah, I'd really hate to get any more compliments, Mom. 135 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,543 It could really do a lot of permanent damage. 136 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:46,997 Honey, you know I just do this to keep you safe. 137 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:49,381 Whatever. 138 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:52,417 I love you, sweetie. 139 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,254 I love you, too. 140 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,722 Okay, let me see your phone. 141 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,962 During these weekly spot-checks, 142 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,897 Brandy would divulge every username and password 143 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:06,899 she employed online. 144 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,801 As an additional precaution, 145 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,236 Patricia installed a device that monitored 146 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:15,707 and recorded every keystroke her daughter ever made. 147 00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:36,928 We got six new subscribers today. 148 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,197 That's awesome! 149 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,365 The website had been the idea 150 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,734 of a local talent agent. 151 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,970 Each time she received an email or a new subscriber, 152 00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:48,039 Hannah felt a little bit more like a celebrity. 153 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,042 You sure you're comfortable? Yeah. 154 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:54,179 Okay. Here we go! 155 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:02,454 Hey, Dad. 156 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:04,756 Tim Mooney quit. 157 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:07,992 No kidding? 158 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,430 Brutal. 159 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,766 What kind of mother abandons her family 160 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,236 for California? 161 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:21,773 I've got, like, a pretty hard test tomorrow 162 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:22,874 so I'm gonna go study. 163 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,283 Yeah, "studying." 164 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:35,974 What are you talking about? 165 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:41,960 You know, you're gross. He's 15. 166 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,394 That's all I did when I was 15. 167 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,763 Yeah, that I believe. 168 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,769 So, how you feeling? 169 00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:54,873 About what? 170 00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:58,543 Oh, stop, he's right there. 171 00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:01,246 He can't hear us. 172 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,248 What, right now? 173 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,151 It's been almost two months. No, it hasn't! 174 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,253 Last time was after that barbecue at your sister's. 175 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:11,576 Okay, fine. We'll do it tomorrow. 176 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,292 But it's gotta be quick. 177 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:17,061 Don't worry, it will be. 178 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,069 Chris Truby began surfing pornography 179 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,471 at the age of 10 180 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,907 with a simple search of the word "boobs." 181 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,445 This somewhat innocent query led to a series of clicks, 182 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,114 and within an hour of his first search, 183 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,584 Chris was watching a short video entitled 184 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,119 "Titty Fucking Cum Queen." 185 00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:46,057 He might have thought this video to be unusual 186 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,560 had it not already been viewed by three million others. 187 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,430 By age 15, 188 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:55,166 Chris found it difficult to achieve an erection 189 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,402 without viewing a level of deviance that fell 190 00:13:57,404 --> 00:14:00,338 well outside societal norms. 191 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:04,475 Hey, baby. You're going to listen to everything I say 192 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:07,445 and follow all of my instructions. Understand? 193 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,049 Now, grab that cock. 194 00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:14,953 Mmm. Don't squeeze too tight. Not yet. 195 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:21,292 There she is! Practice run late? 196 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,995 Shepherd's pie. Yup, we got your favorite. 197 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,237 Uh, I'm gonna do my homework. I'll grab something later. 198 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,066 I'll make her up a plate. 199 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:12,911 Here you go, sweetie. 200 00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,380 Thank you. Dig in. 201 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:19,651 Let me know if you want seconds. 202 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:01,259 So did you clean up her Internet? 203 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,361 Yes, honey, I cleaned up her Internet. 204 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,477 Since quitting football, 205 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,013 Tim had invested over a thousand hours 206 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,015 with his guild-mates on various dungeons. 207 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,118 An incomprehensible amount of time 208 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,240 for his father to imagine. 209 00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:05,757 A man who had been a first-string tailback himself, 210 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,027 Kent had nurtured his son to play 211 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,595 since his fledgling days in pee-wee. 212 00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:16,300 Football served as a common language 213 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,036 for which they had no substitute. 214 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:21,305 Remember when you saw her 215 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:22,307 for the first time? 216 00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,275 Kissed her lips? 217 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,177 Touched her soft skin? 218 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:30,048 Do you remember when you said "I do" and meant it? 219 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,616 Well, we do, too. 220 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:34,085 But at AshleyMadison.com, 221 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:36,654 we know that nothing lasts forever. 222 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:40,391 And so if you are ready, if you are truly ready, 223 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,693 then we are happy to bring you back to those 224 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,829 "Remember When" experiences 225 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,732 with someone new, someone exciting, 226 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,567 someone anxious to rekindle their own. 227 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,804 AshleyMadison.com. 228 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,840 Ugh. 229 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:04,248 On September 27th, 2013, 230 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,118 after 36 years of space travel, 231 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,353 the Voyager finally exited our solar system 232 00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,289 and entered uncharted territories. 233 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,760 But not before taking this photo of Earth 234 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,429 from 3.7 billion miles away. 235 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,170 Yes, this is us. 236 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,350 Who are you texting? 237 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,653 Just a friend from school. 238 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,590 Uh-oh, "just a friend from school"? 239 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,125 I think my daughter is texting a boy. 240 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:48,659 So what's his name? 241 00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,163 I'm pretty sure you can let me text 242 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,331 without the inquisition. 243 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:21,012 Look who's back for more. 244 00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:22,346 I know what's been going through that 245 00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:23,648 dirty little mind of yours. 246 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:26,417 Have you been following my instructions 247 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:27,785 like a good little boy? 248 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:29,954 Good. 249 00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:06,757 Um, hi! 250 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,693 Hi! Hi, what is all this? 251 00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,795 We're doing a national talent search for kids, 252 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,630 ages 6 to 16, 253 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:13,864 who have an interest in acting. 254 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,399 Oh. 255 00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:16,934 Do you have any performing experience? 256 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,905 This is, like, perfect! 257 00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,573 The application includes 258 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,875 just standard profile information. 259 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:28,012 And we are also going to want her to write an essay 260 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,548 on where she sees herself in 10 years. 261 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,485 Hannah knew that her future would include 262 00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:37,655 a large house with a swimming pool in Los Angeles, 263 00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:39,790 an expensive car with tinted windows 264 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,892 to prevent paparazzi from snapping photographs 265 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,694 as she went shopping, 266 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,430 and an attractive boyfriend who would be famous, 267 00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:48,799 but perhaps not quite as famous as her. 268 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,441 She mentioned all of this in her essay. 269 00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:54,071 You were so pretty up there! 270 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,407 How cool would that be! 271 00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:59,377 To, like, actually be on a TV show? 272 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,811 Pretty cool. 273 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,714 When I think of all the auditions and rejection 274 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:06,617 and dinners and drinks when I lived in LA... 275 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,699 For you, it could be as simple as filling out a form. 276 00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:38,115 Uh... 277 00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,052 Hey, what's up? 278 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:43,921 Um... 279 00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:47,890 Nothing. I just thought I'd sit with you, if it's okay. 280 00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:51,028 Yeah... 281 00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:52,997 Okay. 282 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:05,109 So that took courage. 283 00:24:07,512 --> 00:24:09,432 It's no big deal. I just came over and sat down. 284 00:24:09,714 --> 00:24:11,515 I mean quitting football. 285 00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:13,551 Oh. 286 00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:17,655 Yeah, I guess so. 287 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,486 How'd you know about that, anyway? 288 00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:23,594 Seriously? 289 00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:26,730 Like, everybody knows. 290 00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:28,092 There's an article and everything. 291 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:33,671 Why... Why'd you quit? 292 00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:37,074 I just realized... 293 00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:39,877 It didn't matter. 294 00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:43,647 Well, just like that? 295 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,950 Do you know Pale Blue Dot by Carl Sagan? 296 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:48,085 Uh... 297 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:49,753 I've heard of Carl Sagan. 298 00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:51,021 It's just... It's about how... 299 00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:53,824 We're just made up of 300 00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:56,494 billions of molecules. 301 00:24:57,762 --> 00:24:59,029 Like, the same molecules that have been around 302 00:24:59,031 --> 00:25:00,698 since the Big Bang. 303 00:25:01,933 --> 00:25:03,868 And they'll be around until eventually 304 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:05,536 the universe crunches into nothing. 305 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:09,940 I find that comforting. 306 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,677 Okay. 307 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:16,680 The actions of, like, Hitler, Gandhi, 308 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,522 Jesus Christ, mean absolutely nothing, then... 309 00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:23,333 It's no big deal if I don't play football. 310 00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:30,728 It's no big deal if I come over here 311 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:31,730 and I sit at your table. 312 00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:41,939 There were many other things that Tim wished 313 00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:42,941 to share with Brandy. 314 00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:46,777 Most notably, that his mother had left him 315 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,245 and his father for California 316 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:49,914 at the beginning of the summer 317 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,916 and had kept in touch mainly through Facebook. 318 00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:54,618 But he resisted. 319 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:59,023 While he knew, cosmically, that nothing mattered, 320 00:25:59,025 --> 00:26:01,058 he also realized that something about 321 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,326 talking to Brandy did matter, 322 00:26:02,994 --> 00:26:04,828 at least to him. 323 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:05,830 And this was enough. 324 00:27:02,087 --> 00:27:05,289 So, what do you think the chances are of Timmy coming back out? 325 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,157 Yeah, I don't know. 326 00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:09,159 His heart just didn't seem to be into it, you know? 327 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:10,761 I'm hoping it's a phase, but 328 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:14,064 this divorce has been, you know, 329 00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:15,399 it's been rough on both of us. 330 00:27:15,401 --> 00:27:16,800 I know you have no perspective, 331 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:18,268 fresh wounds and all, but 332 00:27:18,270 --> 00:27:20,270 right now you can hit anything. 333 00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:22,840 Yeah, well... I'm just not in the hitting mood, you know. 334 00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:24,675 Oof! What a waste. 335 00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:33,884 Red, red, go, white, white! 336 00:27:34,719 --> 00:27:36,153 White, white. Go, red, red! 337 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,721 Red, white. 338 00:27:37,723 --> 00:27:38,889 Cute. 339 00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:45,362 Red, white, white, all together, let's fight! 340 00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:46,730 Go red, red... 341 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,360 God! 342 00:29:25,363 --> 00:29:26,864 Hope you can make it, ma'am. 343 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,147 Ready? Hut. 344 00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:57,528 Hey! 345 00:29:59,264 --> 00:30:01,999 Hey, you were, uh... You were pretty awesome out there. 346 00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:03,967 - Thanks. - You're cute, too. 347 00:30:10,441 --> 00:30:11,721 Shouldn't have been that close. 348 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:17,481 All right, guys, hey. Here we go. 349 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:19,316 What I want you to do is look at this number 350 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,140 and tell me what it means to you. 351 00:30:25,456 --> 00:30:27,057 Yeah, go ahead. 352 00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:28,459 It's the day the terrorists attacked 353 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:29,927 the World Trade Center? 354 00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:31,161 That's right, Regina. 355 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:32,863 Other than the attack on Pearl Harbor, 356 00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:34,164 it's the only time a foreign force attacked anything 357 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,066 on U.S. soil. 358 00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:37,868 So what I want you to do is, I want you to pair off 359 00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:38,902 and you're gonna find someone to interview 360 00:30:38,904 --> 00:30:40,571 that remembers that day. 361 00:30:40,573 --> 00:30:42,873 All right, on Friday, we're gonna give a presentation 362 00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,315 on how that day changed our country. 363 00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:28,452 Allison Doss had developed a crush 364 00:31:28,454 --> 00:31:31,288 on Brandon Lender in seventh grade. 365 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:32,990 It had been her greatest hope 366 00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:36,226 that he would be her first kiss. 367 00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:38,996 Brandon remained the object of Allison's affection 368 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:41,565 despite having once said, within earshot, 369 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,267 "I'd fuck her if I could find the hole." 370 00:32:18,202 --> 00:32:19,403 Mmm, watch me. 371 00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:25,442 I can tease you right back. 372 00:32:58,176 --> 00:32:59,309 Mmm. 373 00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:06,583 Mmm... 374 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:17,661 Perky. 375 00:33:31,109 --> 00:33:32,242 No tattoos. 376 00:33:36,581 --> 00:33:38,315 Pussy is... 377 00:35:38,736 --> 00:35:41,771 So, Liz, I'm hoping you got a chance to implement 378 00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:43,406 some of the Internet safety protocol 379 00:35:43,408 --> 00:35:44,741 we talked about last week. 380 00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:47,344 Um, yeah. 381 00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:50,780 Uh, I think we're doing good. I think my kids are safe. 382 00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:52,502 So, you have all your daughter's passwords? 383 00:35:53,184 --> 00:35:54,484 Oh, hi. 384 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,620 Sorry to interrupt. 385 00:35:57,288 --> 00:35:59,923 Uh, my name's Kent. 386 00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:02,292 Is this about the video games and stuff? 387 00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:03,934 Oh, yeah, have a seat. Hi, Kent. Welcome. 388 00:36:06,697 --> 00:36:09,366 Donna, why don't you tell us what brought you here tonight? 389 00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:11,334 Thanks. Um, well, 390 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:13,436 my daughter is getting to an age 391 00:36:13,438 --> 00:36:15,772 where she's starting to develop. 392 00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:19,876 And, you know, I was just wondering, um, 393 00:36:21,212 --> 00:36:24,314 what the laws were about 394 00:36:24,316 --> 00:36:26,716 what you can and can't post on the Internet. 395 00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,818 That's an excellent question. Because in our state, 396 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,921 the laws are far more lenient than they should be. 397 00:36:30,923 --> 00:36:33,290 They are? Yeah. 398 00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:35,192 If someone is sending photos to your daughter... 399 00:36:35,194 --> 00:36:36,526 Well, um... 400 00:36:37,828 --> 00:36:40,730 Yes, but I'm also actually wondering about if... 401 00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:43,400 If she were to send her own. 402 00:36:45,803 --> 00:36:48,738 Like, if she were to take a picture of herself 403 00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,740 in a bathing suit 404 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:52,409 or underwear or, you know... 405 00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:54,444 Oh, I see. 406 00:36:57,748 --> 00:37:00,383 Donna, I know our kids aren't thinking about their futures. 407 00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:01,585 Hannah's very driven. 408 00:37:02,253 --> 00:37:03,253 I bet she is. 409 00:37:04,689 --> 00:37:06,389 Before you go, I want to give you a pamphlet 410 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,824 about the dangers of selfies. 411 00:37:08,459 --> 00:37:09,793 Great. 412 00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:11,728 - Thanks, that's helpful. - Okay. 413 00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:14,931 Okay. Um... 414 00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:17,867 Uh... 415 00:37:19,704 --> 00:37:24,474 Did you guys know anyone who was, um, inside? 416 00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:26,676 Like, in it? Like actually inside one of the buildings? 417 00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:28,245 No... 418 00:37:28,247 --> 00:37:31,314 We had friends who were in New York, 419 00:37:31,316 --> 00:37:33,416 but no one got hurt. 420 00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,252 Somehow that didn't make it any less scary. 421 00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:36,853 Um, how... 422 00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:38,855 How did you guys, like, find out 423 00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:40,490 that 9/11 was happening and everything? 424 00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:43,293 Oh, yeah, did you get a text or what? 425 00:37:43,295 --> 00:37:45,695 No. There were no texts. 426 00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:49,532 The reason we got cell phones 427 00:37:49,534 --> 00:37:51,968 was to make sure we could get ahold of each other 428 00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:53,637 in case it ever happened again. 429 00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:54,804 Yeah, that's when everything changed. 430 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:56,273 Yeah. 431 00:37:56,275 --> 00:37:58,275 Okay. Where... Where was I? 432 00:37:59,343 --> 00:38:01,878 You were in your room. Sleeping. 433 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,882 We didn't know if we should wake you. 434 00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:07,984 Yeah, we wanted to hide it from you as long as possible. 435 00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,486 And what were you guys doing? 436 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:16,626 Honey? 437 00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:18,862 Want to take this one? 438 00:38:18,864 --> 00:38:20,964 Yeah, we were, uh, 439 00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:21,966 getting ready for work. 440 00:38:23,901 --> 00:38:25,468 I'm pretty sure that we need some poster board 441 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:26,736 or something to put this on. 442 00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:30,640 Uh, yeah. 443 00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,676 But not, like, with the Twin Towers 444 00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:34,377 blowing up or whatever or anything. 445 00:38:34,379 --> 00:38:38,014 No, I don't know, with like some, uh, police officers or 446 00:38:39,617 --> 00:38:41,651 firemen. Totally patriotic. 447 00:38:47,558 --> 00:38:48,825 I like that one. 448 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:49,959 He's hot. 449 00:38:52,563 --> 00:38:54,798 Gonna have to clear my history after this. 450 00:38:56,434 --> 00:38:58,635 What kind of things you got hidden in your history? 451 00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:03,073 Oh, you know, just photos and things for 452 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:05,675 inspiration. 453 00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:11,815 Shit. I gotta go. 454 00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:16,086 Well, I'll just 455 00:39:17,755 --> 00:39:19,556 finish this. 456 00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:20,558 Here. 457 00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:31,034 Bookmark this shit for the next time 458 00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:32,135 you need inspiration. 459 00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:39,843 And, Kent? 460 00:39:39,845 --> 00:39:43,079 You said something about video games? 461 00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:46,883 Uh, yeah, my son's pretty into them. 462 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,618 They're very dangerous. 463 00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:49,986 It doesn't matter what you read, 464 00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:51,688 how many studies claim that they're harmless, 465 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:53,923 I can show you better studies that claim the contrary. 466 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:56,526 Well, he's on the computer a lot. 467 00:39:57,628 --> 00:39:59,829 Guild Wars, I think? 468 00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:01,765 That's one of the worst ones. 469 00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:03,767 A couple in China played Guild Wars so much 470 00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:05,889 they neglected their baby and it died of dehydration. 471 00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:12,776 I'm sure that's, uh, an extreme example, no? 472 00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:14,544 I can show you how to uninstall the game. 473 00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:16,179 Uh, you know, I was really just looking to see if 474 00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:17,847 you knew what the game was like. 475 00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:19,149 I do know what it's like, Kent. 476 00:40:19,151 --> 00:40:20,717 It's a virtual world. 477 00:40:21,986 --> 00:40:24,087 Your son has created an avatar of himself. 478 00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:26,489 An avatar is an icon 479 00:40:26,491 --> 00:40:28,291 I saw the movie, yeah. Or a representation... 480 00:40:29,493 --> 00:40:30,927 Well, then you know that an avatar is often 481 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:31,961 demonic or evil-looking. 482 00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:36,666 When he's plugged in, your son 483 00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:38,635 thinks that that world, the world of Guild Wars, 484 00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:39,637 is the real world. 485 00:40:41,005 --> 00:40:42,505 Our world doesn't matter anymore. 486 00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:44,541 His friends don't matter. 487 00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:46,743 School doesn't matter. 488 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,112 You don't matter. 489 00:40:51,215 --> 00:40:53,450 "All I know is, you don't matter, Kent." 490 00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:55,218 I don't matter! "You don't matter." 491 00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:58,822 "Your truck doesn't matter. Your son doesn't matter! 492 00:40:58,824 --> 00:41:01,224 "And that is why I have installed a camera 493 00:41:01,226 --> 00:41:03,626 "in my daughter's brain and a seven-digit PIN code 494 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:05,128 "on her vagina. 495 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,530 "And if you'd like, I can show you all how to do it." 496 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:13,536 Hey, um... 497 00:41:14,738 --> 00:41:15,738 Do... 498 00:41:17,675 --> 00:41:19,675 Do you want to go out to dinner or something or... 499 00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:21,211 Or drinks? 500 00:41:22,913 --> 00:41:24,147 Or coffee? 501 00:41:26,183 --> 00:41:27,217 Or what? 502 00:41:28,118 --> 00:41:29,519 I think I went through everything 503 00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:30,954 you could do on a first date. 504 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:33,223 A date. 505 00:41:34,091 --> 00:41:35,792 Is that cool? Yeah. 506 00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:37,794 Yeah? Yeah. 507 00:43:29,707 --> 00:43:30,707 Hey, buddy. 508 00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:32,382 How's it going? Hey, Dad. 509 00:43:34,912 --> 00:43:36,279 Did you, uh... 510 00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:37,347 Did you have a good night? 511 00:43:37,349 --> 00:43:38,509 Yeah, we just did a dungeon. 512 00:43:38,983 --> 00:43:40,083 Oh. 513 00:43:41,186 --> 00:43:42,186 Did you win? 514 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:43,720 Yeah. 515 00:43:44,254 --> 00:43:45,254 All right, well... 516 00:43:47,124 --> 00:43:48,324 Don't stay up too late, okay? 517 00:43:49,259 --> 00:43:50,960 Okay. All right. 518 00:44:13,684 --> 00:44:14,884 It's weird, huh? 519 00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:18,254 How long ago that all seems? 520 00:44:18,956 --> 00:44:20,156 Mmm. 521 00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:25,328 Yeah, a school report. 522 00:44:27,031 --> 00:44:28,131 How old are we? 523 00:44:41,045 --> 00:44:42,045 I love you. 524 00:44:46,116 --> 00:44:47,150 I love you. 525 00:44:50,387 --> 00:44:52,789 You remember what we were doing that morning, right? 526 00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:53,890 Yeah. 527 00:45:02,332 --> 00:45:03,332 Come on. 528 00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:57,955 Do you ever get nervous? 529 00:45:59,389 --> 00:46:00,389 About what? 530 00:46:04,394 --> 00:46:05,394 No. 531 00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:07,964 I just think 'cause... 532 00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:09,646 How come you didn't respond to my message? 533 00:46:10,834 --> 00:46:11,834 What message? 534 00:46:13,504 --> 00:46:15,104 I wrote you on Facebook, like... 535 00:46:16,874 --> 00:46:18,374 Listen, you can be honest with me. 536 00:46:19,977 --> 00:46:20,977 Are you sure it was me? 537 00:46:22,146 --> 00:46:23,513 Yeah, pretty sure. 538 00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:30,353 Fuck. What? 539 00:46:32,022 --> 00:46:33,022 Uh, my mom. 540 00:46:34,057 --> 00:46:37,026 She checks my Facebook, my emails, my texts. 541 00:46:37,028 --> 00:46:39,068 She must have just deleted it before I even saw it. 542 00:46:40,898 --> 00:46:42,778 Isn't that, like, against the law or something? 543 00:46:44,835 --> 00:46:46,302 She thinks she's protecting me. 544 00:46:49,406 --> 00:46:50,873 Is she watching us right now? 545 00:46:53,244 --> 00:46:55,244 No. She just tracks me online. 546 00:46:57,281 --> 00:46:58,514 Seems a little psycho. 547 00:47:04,221 --> 00:47:05,221 Um... 548 00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:07,056 I have a secret. 549 00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:10,159 A Tumblr account. 550 00:47:11,528 --> 00:47:12,528 And it's, like, 551 00:47:14,164 --> 00:47:16,966 the only place I can go to where I can just be myself. 552 00:47:19,136 --> 00:47:21,370 It's not even really me. Sometimes I just 553 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:24,307 cut and paste stuff from other sites or 554 00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:26,509 write something just to see 555 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:27,991 what it feels like to type the words. 556 00:47:31,014 --> 00:47:32,248 How does it make you feel? 557 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:34,851 At first, 558 00:47:36,887 --> 00:47:38,487 it's kind of like I'm wearing a costume. 559 00:47:41,558 --> 00:47:42,558 And then, 560 00:47:44,194 --> 00:47:45,394 after long enough, 561 00:47:48,232 --> 00:47:49,232 I... 562 00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:51,413 I just forget that it's not me. 563 00:47:57,641 --> 00:47:58,641 Um... 564 00:47:59,409 --> 00:48:00,409 Here. 565 00:48:10,487 --> 00:48:13,089 Nobody knows about it. Not even my mom. 566 00:48:15,292 --> 00:48:16,392 So if you get a message from that account, 567 00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:17,394 you know it's me. 568 00:48:19,329 --> 00:48:21,130 My mom ran off to California 569 00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:24,967 with this douchebag named Greg Cherry. 570 00:48:29,373 --> 00:48:30,373 They just got engaged. 571 00:48:38,048 --> 00:48:39,181 She hasn't told my dad. 572 00:48:44,154 --> 00:48:45,154 It's fucked. 573 00:48:47,190 --> 00:48:48,190 Well, 574 00:48:50,661 --> 00:48:52,061 I'm sorry. 575 00:49:26,263 --> 00:49:28,197 Hey, ladies. Oh, my God. Fuck off. 576 00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:41,010 I didn't know your brother was friends with Brandon Lender. 577 00:49:41,445 --> 00:49:44,113 Oh, yeah. I guess. 578 00:49:44,115 --> 00:49:45,581 I mean, they're both starters on the varsity squad 579 00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:47,416 or something, so, I don't know. 580 00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:49,118 He's a big old bitch, if you ask me. 581 00:49:50,487 --> 00:49:52,221 Oh, they're both bitches. 582 00:49:52,223 --> 00:49:54,263 Yeah. Wasn't Brandon a total dick to you last year? 583 00:49:54,391 --> 00:49:55,725 That was last year. 584 00:49:55,727 --> 00:49:57,660 I mean, we were freshmen. 585 00:49:57,662 --> 00:49:59,228 And now you're smokin'. 586 00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:00,763 He done fucked up. Oh, my God, who cares! 587 00:50:00,765 --> 00:50:03,165 Let's just watch Breaking Amish. Please? 588 00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:05,134 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 589 00:50:05,136 --> 00:50:07,169 Okay, we literally watch that every time we come over. 590 00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:08,270 Uh, yeah, Brooke, we're gonna keep watching it 591 00:50:08,272 --> 00:50:11,073 till my DVR wears out and dies. 592 00:50:11,075 --> 00:50:13,275 I don't even know why they make other TV shows anymore. 593 00:50:31,661 --> 00:50:33,095 Hey. Hey. 594 00:50:34,164 --> 00:50:35,431 Where's everybody else? 595 00:50:35,433 --> 00:50:39,268 They went to the store. They needed mas beverages. 596 00:50:48,279 --> 00:50:49,479 You can sit down if you want. 597 00:50:55,486 --> 00:50:59,488 A Biggest Loser diet or some shit over summer, huh? 598 00:51:00,824 --> 00:51:03,292 Just kind of started watching what I ate. 599 00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:06,195 Yeah? Well, it shows. You're, like, a serious piece. 600 00:51:07,831 --> 00:51:09,231 Have you hooked up with anyone yet? 601 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:10,833 A little. 602 00:51:12,169 --> 00:51:14,403 Yeah? Totally could now. 603 00:51:15,505 --> 00:51:17,173 Cool. Thanks. 604 00:51:44,501 --> 00:51:45,501 Wait, um... 605 00:51:46,470 --> 00:51:47,703 Should we... 606 00:51:49,539 --> 00:51:52,308 Like... Oh, yeah. So, uh, 607 00:51:52,310 --> 00:51:55,611 the first time, it's gonna hurt a little bit, but 608 00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:57,113 it's just something you kinda have to do 609 00:51:57,115 --> 00:51:58,955 to get it over with. You know what I'm saying? 610 00:52:00,150 --> 00:52:01,550 Right. Um... 611 00:52:02,752 --> 00:52:05,221 Maybe we should just, like, you know... 612 00:52:05,223 --> 00:52:07,656 Okay, look. We can stop if you want, 613 00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:09,692 but eventually you're gonna have to do it. 614 00:52:09,694 --> 00:52:12,428 But I'm not like a rapist or some shit, so... 615 00:52:20,170 --> 00:52:21,170 Okay. 616 00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:24,406 No, no, it's okay. 617 00:52:25,342 --> 00:52:26,408 Okay. Yeah. 618 00:54:02,005 --> 00:54:03,572 I'm gonna head out and see my sister 619 00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:06,275 this afternoon. 620 00:54:06,277 --> 00:54:08,244 You know how she gets with all her complaining, 621 00:54:08,246 --> 00:54:09,745 she'll probably want to talk my ear off 622 00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:12,815 until we're both drunk on red wine and pass out. 623 00:54:12,817 --> 00:54:15,417 So I think I'll just end up staying the night. 624 00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:19,321 Just want to give you a heads up. 625 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:20,923 Okay. 626 00:54:24,561 --> 00:54:25,628 Maybe... 627 00:54:28,365 --> 00:54:30,699 I'll call Kent, go out 628 00:54:30,701 --> 00:54:31,934 for some beers tonight. Yeah. 629 00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:34,603 You haven't done that in a while. 630 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:35,925 I'm sure he could use the company. 631 00:54:37,974 --> 00:54:39,441 Good idea. 632 00:55:20,550 --> 00:55:21,817 Yeah, I should be able to get something like that 633 00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:23,052 together for you immediately. 634 00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:25,988 Thank you. 635 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:28,324 Okay. 636 00:55:28,992 --> 00:55:30,359 Okay, thank you. Talk soon. 637 00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:32,895 I'm gonna be on TV! 638 00:55:32,897 --> 00:55:33,962 First they need a video of you doing 639 00:55:33,964 --> 00:55:35,597 some acting, cheerleading, 640 00:55:35,599 --> 00:55:36,765 stuff around the house... 641 00:55:38,101 --> 00:55:39,735 Mom, this is it. 642 00:55:39,737 --> 00:55:41,036 Well, honey, it's a next step. 643 00:55:43,106 --> 00:55:44,940 Despite days of trying, 644 00:55:44,942 --> 00:55:47,876 Chris Truby struggled to become fully aroused 645 00:55:47,878 --> 00:55:49,558 while navigating Hannah Clint's website. 646 00:55:52,582 --> 00:55:54,116 He couldn't imagine suggesting 647 00:55:54,118 --> 00:55:55,818 the kinds of explicit fantasies 648 00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:58,020 he had witnessed online to her, 649 00:55:58,022 --> 00:55:59,822 and feared he had come to rely on them. 650 00:56:04,594 --> 00:56:06,362 In an effort to fix 651 00:56:06,364 --> 00:56:09,631 what should come naturally to any 15-year-old boy, 652 00:56:09,633 --> 00:56:12,034 Chris employed a technique designed to help men 653 00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:14,470 reassociate arousal with traditional intercourse. 654 00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:19,808 So, I was gonna go to Lauren's house to watch a movie. 655 00:56:20,076 --> 00:56:21,410 Now? 656 00:56:21,978 --> 00:56:23,879 Yeah. It's late. 657 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,148 Well, how're you gonna get there? 658 00:56:26,150 --> 00:56:27,390 I was just gonna take my bike. 659 00:56:27,884 --> 00:56:30,085 No, I'll take you. 660 00:56:30,087 --> 00:56:31,787 You seem like you're doing important work. 661 00:56:31,789 --> 00:56:33,455 I don't wanna distract you or anything. 662 00:56:33,457 --> 00:56:34,590 I can just go. 663 00:56:38,128 --> 00:56:39,128 Okay. 664 00:56:42,832 --> 00:56:43,899 Okay. 665 00:56:45,802 --> 00:56:46,969 But take your phone, honey. 666 00:56:49,939 --> 00:56:51,507 So I can track you. 667 00:56:54,811 --> 00:56:55,811 Got it. 668 00:57:19,135 --> 00:57:20,502 Ooh. Okay. 669 00:58:23,199 --> 00:58:24,500 Angelique? 670 00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:30,172 Angelique? 671 00:58:34,177 --> 00:58:35,177 Are you "BoredWife"? 672 00:58:36,613 --> 00:58:37,613 Yeah. 673 00:58:37,881 --> 00:58:39,214 Hi. Hi. 674 00:58:41,150 --> 00:58:42,518 "SecretLuvur"? 675 00:58:46,090 --> 00:58:47,222 Oh, God. At your service. 676 00:58:48,791 --> 00:58:50,692 You must be Don. Hi. 677 00:58:50,994 --> 00:58:51,994 You're cute. 678 00:58:52,962 --> 00:58:53,962 Thank you. 679 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,534 Do you want to sit, Don? 680 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:00,969 Okay. Sure. 681 00:59:10,013 --> 00:59:12,253 I don't really know how this is all supposed to go down. 682 00:59:14,050 --> 00:59:17,119 Well, we can finish our drinks 683 00:59:17,121 --> 00:59:18,401 and then we can go on our date. 684 00:59:18,621 --> 00:59:19,621 I'll have a cosmo. 685 00:59:20,823 --> 00:59:22,057 Excuse me. The lady would like a cosmo. 686 00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:23,059 I heard her. 687 00:59:24,794 --> 00:59:26,895 So much for incognito. Yeah, right? 688 00:59:29,065 --> 00:59:30,599 Have you never done this before? 689 00:59:32,302 --> 00:59:33,902 No, I don't do this kind of thing. 690 00:59:34,637 --> 00:59:36,772 No, no, no. 691 00:59:38,007 --> 00:59:39,007 I... 692 00:59:40,944 --> 00:59:43,211 I mean, is this what we're... Is this okay? 693 00:59:43,947 --> 00:59:45,213 Oh, you're more than okay. 694 00:59:46,683 --> 00:59:47,716 I know you said that on the phone, 695 00:59:47,718 --> 00:59:48,998 but a lot of guys just say that. 696 00:59:49,652 --> 00:59:51,954 Why? Why would they do that? 697 00:59:53,856 --> 00:59:55,296 They think it makes me feel special. 698 00:59:56,693 --> 00:59:59,328 That's just so weird. 699 01:00:01,331 --> 01:00:03,065 I don't know. I mean, maybe this is just too crazy. 700 01:00:03,067 --> 01:00:04,166 No, no, no, look, look. 701 01:00:06,703 --> 01:00:08,503 I don't want you to think that you have to do 702 01:00:08,805 --> 01:00:09,805 anything tonight. 703 01:00:11,741 --> 01:00:13,381 There are no rules to this kind of thing. 704 01:00:15,878 --> 01:00:17,112 But you seem really nice. 705 01:00:21,851 --> 01:00:24,252 And you're fine as hell. 706 01:00:30,026 --> 01:00:31,793 It is, isn't it? It's your first time. 707 01:00:34,797 --> 01:00:36,164 Isn't it obvious? 708 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:41,703 You want to go upstairs? Thank you. 709 01:01:18,374 --> 01:01:19,374 So, um, 710 01:01:21,110 --> 01:01:22,344 you're a photographer? 711 01:01:22,845 --> 01:01:24,012 Hmm? 712 01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:25,047 I see you, um, 713 01:01:26,449 --> 01:01:28,283 taking photos at the games and stuff. 714 01:01:28,285 --> 01:01:29,285 Mmm. 715 01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:31,853 No, it's just a hobby. 716 01:01:33,222 --> 01:01:34,890 We use the photos on Hannah's acting website. 717 01:01:34,892 --> 01:01:35,924 Oh. 718 01:01:36,392 --> 01:01:37,459 Well, 719 01:01:38,294 --> 01:01:40,262 she's lucky she has a mother 720 01:01:40,264 --> 01:01:42,030 who's, you know, "in the business." 721 01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:44,800 Tell me about it. 722 01:01:45,768 --> 01:01:46,968 I got my first headshots by this guy 723 01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:48,370 up in Garland. Yeah. 724 01:01:48,372 --> 01:01:50,272 What a creep. 725 01:01:50,274 --> 01:01:52,941 Told me not to forget my swimsuit and aerobics outfit. 726 01:01:52,943 --> 01:01:54,223 I hope you told him to fuck off. 727 01:01:55,845 --> 01:01:57,012 I wish. 728 01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,081 I was 18. I didn't know. 729 01:02:00,983 --> 01:02:02,184 I hate those photos. 730 01:02:03,052 --> 01:02:05,987 Well, at least, you know, 731 01:02:05,989 --> 01:02:08,109 Hannah has someone to keep her out of trouble, right? 732 01:02:09,959 --> 01:02:10,959 Yeah. 733 01:02:11,828 --> 01:02:12,828 I suppose. 734 01:02:16,132 --> 01:02:18,066 She's actually up for this reality show. 735 01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:19,468 Wow. 736 01:02:19,470 --> 01:02:21,103 Yeah. It's kind of a talent search. 737 01:02:22,238 --> 01:02:23,238 Could be fun. Yeah. 738 01:02:24,841 --> 01:02:26,281 It's in Hollywood, so if she gets it 739 01:02:28,077 --> 01:02:29,277 maybe she'll meet her father. 740 01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:35,250 He was this producer that I met 741 01:02:35,252 --> 01:02:36,652 when I went out there to be a star. 742 01:02:37,053 --> 01:02:38,987 Oh, yeah, got it. 743 01:02:40,323 --> 01:02:41,757 I came back five months pregnant 744 01:02:41,759 --> 01:02:42,924 with this Mercedes that he bought me 745 01:02:42,926 --> 01:02:44,286 and a monthly child support check. 746 01:02:45,928 --> 01:02:48,368 To be fair, he never missed a payment on either of them. Mmm. 747 01:02:49,899 --> 01:02:51,099 Hollywood's loss, I guess. 748 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:56,404 Isn't that where Lydia moved? Yeah, she's, um, 749 01:02:57,306 --> 01:02:58,974 going out with some, uh, 750 01:03:00,176 --> 01:03:01,543 guy named Greg Cherry. 751 01:03:03,513 --> 01:03:05,781 Really, I mean "Greg Cherry"? 752 01:03:05,783 --> 01:03:07,115 What kind of name is that, you know? 753 01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:08,917 It's a pretty lame one. It is. 754 01:03:11,154 --> 01:03:13,274 So when did you start thinking differently about her? 755 01:03:14,857 --> 01:03:15,857 Honestly? 756 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:18,827 I know this is gonna... 757 01:03:20,863 --> 01:03:22,798 Sound like a pickup line or something, but, um, 758 01:03:25,401 --> 01:03:27,335 meeting you was kind of a big deal for me. 759 01:03:30,106 --> 01:03:31,506 I mean, um, 760 01:03:31,508 --> 01:03:32,874 you know, for the past year 761 01:03:34,477 --> 01:03:37,245 pretty much every night I'd just 762 01:03:39,048 --> 01:03:40,949 go to bed and watch TV and 763 01:03:43,119 --> 01:03:44,586 wonder what she was doing. 764 01:03:47,423 --> 01:03:49,057 But for the past week, 765 01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:53,468 I go to bed and wonder what you're doing. 766 01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,601 I'm sorry. That was way too much, wasn't it? 767 01:04:00,203 --> 01:04:01,203 No. 768 01:04:02,371 --> 01:04:03,571 It was actually pretty great. 769 01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:08,450 I've slept with guys for less. 770 01:04:08,945 --> 01:04:10,045 Oh. 771 01:04:10,913 --> 01:04:11,913 Sorry. 772 01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:16,184 Do you wanna hear about what I do for a living or something? 773 01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:17,466 You can tell me if you want to. 774 01:04:19,155 --> 01:04:21,590 I'm an account services manager at Stanley. 775 01:04:23,226 --> 01:04:25,594 And what does an account services manager do? 776 01:04:26,562 --> 01:04:27,863 I coordinate 777 01:04:30,066 --> 01:04:32,634 daily service sales activities 778 01:04:33,970 --> 01:04:35,604 regarding distributors. 779 01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:40,909 I also, uh, 780 01:04:40,911 --> 01:04:43,111 manage relationships with various accounts and 781 01:04:44,647 --> 01:04:49,150 I occasionally assist with marketing programs relating to 782 01:04:50,953 --> 01:04:52,120 distributors. 783 01:04:53,289 --> 01:04:54,489 It sounds really complicated. 784 01:04:55,124 --> 01:04:56,524 Nah, it isn't. 785 01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:05,967 Oh, wow. 786 01:05:05,969 --> 01:05:08,270 You have such a huge dick! 787 01:05:08,272 --> 01:05:09,604 Don presumed his penis to be 788 01:05:09,606 --> 01:05:11,439 of an average size. 789 01:05:11,441 --> 01:05:14,242 If his dick had, in fact, been huge, 790 01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:16,364 he would probably have heard about it by this point. 791 01:05:23,085 --> 01:05:24,085 Oh. 792 01:05:25,488 --> 01:05:26,488 You like that? 793 01:05:28,491 --> 01:05:29,491 Do you? 794 01:05:32,361 --> 01:05:33,361 Yeah. 795 01:05:36,065 --> 01:05:37,165 What's the matter? 796 01:05:38,534 --> 01:05:39,668 You a scared little girl? 797 01:05:41,337 --> 01:05:42,370 A little. 798 01:05:45,141 --> 01:05:46,141 No. 799 01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:48,710 I'm excited. 800 01:05:53,716 --> 01:05:55,483 I want it. 801 01:05:55,485 --> 01:05:56,485 Where do you want it? 802 01:05:58,621 --> 01:05:59,621 In my mouth. 803 01:06:00,589 --> 01:06:02,057 Mmm... 804 01:06:02,059 --> 01:06:03,059 Maybe half of it? 805 01:06:04,727 --> 01:06:05,727 No. 806 01:06:07,029 --> 01:06:08,029 I want it all. 807 01:06:13,069 --> 01:06:14,069 I want... 808 01:06:15,705 --> 01:06:18,306 I want that big penis of yours. 809 01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:20,141 Um... 810 01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:22,243 That's right. I want it. I want your dick. 811 01:06:22,678 --> 01:06:23,745 Oh, attagirl. 812 01:06:27,216 --> 01:06:29,484 I want you to destroy me with your big fucking cock. 813 01:06:30,419 --> 01:06:32,087 Oh, fuck, yeah. 814 01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:40,429 You still in here? 815 01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:42,063 Yes, I am. 816 01:06:42,631 --> 01:06:43,791 You've been at it for hours. 817 01:06:44,133 --> 01:06:45,500 I know. 818 01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:48,203 I can't find anything. We're lucky. 819 01:06:49,605 --> 01:06:51,639 Then maybe you should 820 01:06:51,641 --> 01:06:52,921 take it easy on her for a while. 821 01:06:54,143 --> 01:06:55,477 Maybe I'll just call her and make sure 822 01:06:55,479 --> 01:06:57,112 everything's okay at Lauren's, and then I'll... 823 01:06:57,114 --> 01:06:59,614 You just checked her entire computer, right? 824 01:06:59,616 --> 01:07:03,618 Doing whatever it is you do, checking her email or MySpace. 825 01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:05,387 You said yourself she's clean as a whistle. 826 01:07:07,123 --> 01:07:08,523 Just let her be a teenager tonight. 827 01:07:53,402 --> 01:07:54,402 That was cool. 828 01:07:56,138 --> 01:07:57,138 Yeah. 829 01:08:33,642 --> 01:08:35,844 Was that okay? Yeah, you were great. 830 01:08:37,646 --> 01:08:40,281 So, you still have a little over half an hour left 831 01:08:40,283 --> 01:08:42,417 if you want to take a break, go again... 832 01:08:45,821 --> 01:08:47,021 You think maybe we could just 833 01:08:48,891 --> 01:08:51,626 lie in the bed together and maybe you put your head 834 01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:53,194 on my chest or something? 835 01:08:54,697 --> 01:08:55,697 Yeah, that's fine. 836 01:09:09,678 --> 01:09:12,347 Damn, baby, that was something. 837 01:09:36,739 --> 01:09:37,739 Call me tomorrow. 838 01:09:49,285 --> 01:09:50,518 Hey. 839 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:51,520 She never called. 840 01:09:52,354 --> 01:09:53,354 What? 841 01:09:53,756 --> 01:09:55,590 That's weird. 842 01:09:55,592 --> 01:09:57,358 Maybe there's something wrong with my phone. 843 01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,294 I should call my mom and make sure she's okay. 844 01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:01,577 Relax. Maybe she's having sex or something with your dad. 845 01:10:03,232 --> 01:10:04,232 Huh. 846 01:10:48,245 --> 01:10:50,878 Next weekend is our arch-rival, Irving. 847 01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:53,715 We want a sea of red and blue 848 01:10:53,717 --> 01:10:55,237 when we go up against the Aardvarks. 849 01:10:55,718 --> 01:10:57,585 Go, Olympians! 850 01:10:57,987 --> 01:11:00,822 Go, Olympians! 851 01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:03,258 Dumb bitch. 852 01:11:04,660 --> 01:11:05,927 What was that? 853 01:11:05,929 --> 01:11:07,329 I said we lost because of you, fag. 854 01:11:07,896 --> 01:11:09,330 How could you have lost because of me 855 01:11:09,332 --> 01:11:10,765 if I wasn't even there? 856 01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:12,567 That's why it's your fault, you fuckface. 857 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:14,269 We could lose district. 858 01:11:14,271 --> 01:11:16,871 - Who cares? - Everybody cares. 859 01:11:16,873 --> 01:11:17,873 Everybody! 860 01:11:19,041 --> 01:11:20,121 All right, yeah, whatever. 861 01:11:22,911 --> 01:11:23,911 Ah! God. 862 01:11:40,596 --> 01:11:42,363 Fucker! Fuck you! 863 01:11:42,731 --> 01:11:43,731 Fuck you! 864 01:11:58,647 --> 01:11:59,807 So what do you want to know? 865 01:12:01,784 --> 01:12:02,944 What do you want to tell me? 866 01:12:07,823 --> 01:12:09,423 What's important in your life right now? 867 01:12:11,894 --> 01:12:12,927 I don't... 868 01:12:14,430 --> 01:12:16,564 Um, my dad wants me to play football. 869 01:12:16,566 --> 01:12:17,765 Mmm-hmm. 870 01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:19,047 How do you feel about football? 871 01:12:22,705 --> 01:12:24,785 I don't know, it just seems kind of pointless to me. 872 01:12:25,908 --> 01:12:28,109 Okay. Uh, what are some of the things 873 01:12:28,111 --> 01:12:29,111 that aren't pointless? 874 01:12:31,980 --> 01:12:34,015 I don't know. I play Guild Wars. 875 01:12:35,751 --> 01:12:36,751 Is that a Nintendo game? 876 01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:39,821 Uh, no, it's an MMORPG. 877 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:43,358 It's a role-playing game online. 878 01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:44,960 You play with millions of other players. 879 01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:46,728 Oh. 880 01:12:46,730 --> 01:12:48,129 And you're probably pretty good at this game, right? 881 01:12:48,697 --> 01:12:49,697 Yeah, I guess. 882 01:12:50,799 --> 01:12:53,534 It's not really about skill. 883 01:12:53,536 --> 01:12:54,602 It's more about how much time you put into it, you know. 884 01:12:54,604 --> 01:12:56,571 Hmm. 885 01:12:56,573 --> 01:12:58,740 And, uh, the people you play this with, 886 01:12:58,742 --> 01:13:00,062 they're your friends from school? 887 01:13:01,076 --> 01:13:02,577 Oh, no. No. 888 01:13:03,645 --> 01:13:05,513 They're just my friends from the game. 889 01:13:05,515 --> 01:13:07,195 Like, I've never actually met them in R.L. 890 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:08,483 R.L.? 891 01:13:09,752 --> 01:13:11,452 R.L.? In real life. 892 01:13:13,522 --> 01:13:15,857 Do you have friends in R.L.? 893 01:13:18,060 --> 01:13:19,527 Um, no. Uh... 894 01:13:20,162 --> 01:13:21,629 I used to have a lot, 895 01:13:21,631 --> 01:13:23,064 but once I stopped playing football 896 01:13:23,066 --> 01:13:24,226 I sort of lost most of them. 897 01:13:29,838 --> 01:13:30,838 There's a girl, though. 898 01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:33,408 Oh, nice. 899 01:13:35,010 --> 01:13:36,444 Is she in R.L.? 900 01:13:37,613 --> 01:13:38,613 Uh, yeah. 901 01:13:41,183 --> 01:13:42,183 She's pretty cool. 902 01:13:46,488 --> 01:13:47,889 Have you seen Pale Blue Dot? 903 01:13:49,124 --> 01:13:50,925 Is that a movie or a video game? 904 01:13:51,460 --> 01:13:53,194 No, it's, uh... 905 01:13:53,196 --> 01:13:54,762 It's this thing, this YouTube video. 906 01:13:56,064 --> 01:13:57,899 And it basically challenges our existence and 907 01:13:58,934 --> 01:14:00,701 whether or not we matter. 908 01:14:04,540 --> 01:14:06,507 Do you believe anything matters? 909 01:14:13,016 --> 01:14:15,450 On a grand scale? Uh... 910 01:14:19,555 --> 01:14:20,955 I think if I disappeared tomorrow, 911 01:14:24,726 --> 01:14:26,166 the universe wouldn't really notice. 912 01:14:56,225 --> 01:14:57,225 What? 913 01:14:58,694 --> 01:14:59,734 Can I show you something? 914 01:15:01,697 --> 01:15:03,898 Uh, yeah, well, I'm kind of busy. Just send me a pic. 915 01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:53,714 What's up? 916 01:15:53,716 --> 01:15:55,550 I only have a minute, but I just wanted to make sure 917 01:15:55,552 --> 01:15:57,632 you weren't chained up in the basement or something. 918 01:15:59,087 --> 01:16:00,688 Oh, and this. 919 01:17:42,157 --> 01:17:43,157 Hey, baby. 920 01:17:47,262 --> 01:17:48,262 What happened? 921 01:17:48,830 --> 01:17:51,198 We don't know, baby. 922 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:53,367 The doctor said someone found you at school. You were bleeding. 923 01:17:53,369 --> 01:17:54,835 Hi. I feel fine. 924 01:17:56,838 --> 01:17:58,038 How are you feeling, Allison? 925 01:17:58,707 --> 01:17:59,707 Okay, I guess. 926 01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:01,382 Am I, like, okay, though? 927 01:18:02,711 --> 01:18:04,011 Short answer is yes. 928 01:18:04,013 --> 01:18:05,946 Long answer is, it's a little more complicated. 929 01:18:05,948 --> 01:18:07,848 Okay, what does that even mean? Let him talk. 930 01:18:07,850 --> 01:18:09,450 It means I need to tell you a few things 931 01:18:09,452 --> 01:18:10,812 that might seem a little shocking. 932 01:18:12,087 --> 01:18:14,167 But just keep in mind your daughter's gonna be fine. 933 01:18:14,723 --> 01:18:16,791 Okay. Okay. 934 01:18:16,793 --> 01:18:19,126 Allison, you had what's called an ectopic pregnancy 935 01:18:19,128 --> 01:18:22,096 and it spontaneously aborted. What? 936 01:18:22,098 --> 01:18:24,231 What? You were pregnant? How can that even happen? 937 01:18:24,233 --> 01:18:26,367 I'm sorry, Daddy. Don't "Daddy" me! 938 01:18:26,369 --> 01:18:27,868 The most important thing to remember is 939 01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:29,036 your daughter's okay. 940 01:18:30,138 --> 01:18:32,039 Um, there was a fertilized egg growing 941 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:34,341 in one of Allison's fallopian tubes. 942 01:18:34,343 --> 01:18:36,243 This can be quite dangerous, especially if it ruptures. 943 01:18:36,245 --> 01:18:37,365 It can be life-threatening. 944 01:18:38,747 --> 01:18:40,627 You're actually lucky that it ended on its own. 945 01:18:43,418 --> 01:18:45,486 You seem to be malnourished, and I believe 946 01:18:45,488 --> 01:18:47,769 that's why your body wasn't able to handle the pregnancy. 947 01:18:50,325 --> 01:18:52,293 Can I go home? 948 01:18:52,295 --> 01:18:54,576 Yeah, but I'd like to keep you overnight for observation. 949 01:18:55,997 --> 01:18:57,998 We're gonna keep you on some fluids for hydration 950 01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,400 and keep you monitored. 951 01:18:59,402 --> 01:19:01,562 If you all need anything, please have a nurse page me. 952 01:19:16,051 --> 01:19:17,284 Are you angry with me? 953 01:19:19,154 --> 01:19:20,354 I can't believe... 954 01:19:21,990 --> 01:19:22,990 I just... 955 01:19:27,129 --> 01:19:28,129 I need a little air. 956 01:19:39,941 --> 01:19:41,408 I'm Hannah Clint 957 01:19:41,410 --> 01:19:43,944 and I'm all about keepin' it cooking. 958 01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:48,015 And I'm all about cheering. 959 01:19:48,017 --> 01:19:49,984 This is pretty great. Yeah, uh... 960 01:19:49,986 --> 01:19:53,120 So, I was thinking maybe we could cut some of the dancing 961 01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:54,421 since it's similar to the cheering. No. 962 01:19:54,423 --> 01:19:55,823 No, the dance is important. 963 01:19:57,192 --> 01:20:00,027 Okay, I'll just make some cuts here and there then. 964 01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:01,462 Cool. 965 01:20:02,998 --> 01:20:06,066 You are actually pretty good at this. 966 01:20:07,335 --> 01:20:09,570 Maybe I can take you with me one day. 967 01:20:10,839 --> 01:20:12,273 You could be my personal editor. 968 01:20:16,111 --> 01:20:17,351 Wait, my parents are still up. 969 01:20:18,113 --> 01:20:19,180 We can be quiet. 970 01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:26,120 One sec. 971 01:20:55,217 --> 01:20:56,283 Do you want me to help? 972 01:20:57,519 --> 01:20:59,253 No. Uh, one sec. 973 01:21:25,146 --> 01:21:27,081 That's good. Okay. 974 01:21:30,418 --> 01:21:31,418 Mmm. 975 01:21:37,425 --> 01:21:39,593 Do... Do you want me... 976 01:21:40,295 --> 01:21:41,328 One sec. 977 01:21:46,268 --> 01:21:47,968 Are you gonna move or I... 978 01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:49,904 Yeah. 979 01:21:52,607 --> 01:21:55,109 Don't you have to, like, have sex? 980 01:22:02,117 --> 01:22:03,651 I'll move then. No, wait. 981 01:22:07,289 --> 01:22:08,289 Put it back in. 982 01:22:09,658 --> 01:22:10,658 Fuck... 983 01:22:23,171 --> 01:22:24,705 Is there something I'm doing wrong? 984 01:22:29,544 --> 01:22:31,145 No. I don't know. 985 01:22:39,721 --> 01:22:40,721 I'm sorry. 986 01:22:48,663 --> 01:22:50,998 I guess I should text my mom then. 987 01:23:28,436 --> 01:23:31,305 Lucky fucker! How are those titties? 988 01:23:31,307 --> 01:23:32,707 Did you get your dick between them? 989 01:23:33,541 --> 01:23:36,210 No. Dude. What a waste. 990 01:23:37,312 --> 01:23:39,713 Jesus, dude, when were you gonna tell me? 991 01:23:39,715 --> 01:23:41,755 Well, you know, I was trying to keep it on the D.L. 992 01:23:42,650 --> 01:23:44,385 You can show me photos of trannies 993 01:23:44,387 --> 01:23:46,227 but you can't tell me you nailed Hannah Clint? 994 01:24:00,769 --> 01:24:01,769 Hey. 995 01:24:03,671 --> 01:24:04,671 Hey. 996 01:24:07,542 --> 01:24:09,476 So, like, what's the deal? 997 01:24:11,679 --> 01:24:13,547 What do you mean? 998 01:24:13,549 --> 01:24:15,449 I mean, we haven't even talked since 999 01:24:15,451 --> 01:24:17,184 last night and now you're, like, 1000 01:24:17,186 --> 01:24:19,586 going around spreading a rumor that we had sex? 1001 01:24:21,090 --> 01:24:25,426 I'm pretty sure we did have sex, and I 1002 01:24:25,428 --> 01:24:26,727 might have told some of my friends. 1003 01:24:26,729 --> 01:24:29,463 So I guess, you know, that's the deal. 1004 01:24:29,465 --> 01:24:31,065 I really don't think that was sex. 1005 01:24:31,067 --> 01:24:32,266 Would you rather I tell everyone 1006 01:24:32,268 --> 01:24:33,667 that you couldn't? No! 1007 01:24:33,669 --> 01:24:35,669 I don't know why you're saying anything to anyone. 1008 01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:42,209 Because I thought that you were my best shot. 1009 01:24:43,711 --> 01:24:48,348 So I just told everyone that I lost it, and they... 1010 01:24:48,350 --> 01:24:50,717 They think that I lost it, then I pretty much did, right? 1011 01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:55,255 That is so screwed up. 1012 01:24:56,758 --> 01:24:57,758 Whatever. 1013 01:25:02,597 --> 01:25:03,597 Okay, 1014 01:25:04,599 --> 01:25:06,500 so I mean, like, what's the deal? 1015 01:25:08,770 --> 01:25:09,703 What do you mean? I mean, with us? 1016 01:25:09,705 --> 01:25:10,945 Like, what's the deal with us? 1017 01:25:12,675 --> 01:25:14,208 There is no deal. 1018 01:25:15,777 --> 01:25:19,279 Okay? I'm pretty sure you're, like, 1019 01:25:19,281 --> 01:25:22,749 a weird guy who has some serious sexual issues, and 1020 01:25:22,751 --> 01:25:24,284 I'm just not into dealing with it. 1021 01:25:25,353 --> 01:25:26,353 I mean, I don't... 1022 01:25:27,689 --> 01:25:29,490 I don't know, we can talk if you want, 1023 01:25:29,492 --> 01:25:31,325 but I don't really see the point. 1024 01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:41,135 Whatever. 1025 01:25:42,670 --> 01:25:43,704 I know. 1026 01:27:09,357 --> 01:27:11,291 Hey, come on. Top Chef is coming up. 1027 01:27:30,411 --> 01:27:32,546 Hey, I'm gonna head out to my sister's again tonight. 1028 01:27:32,548 --> 01:27:34,188 You good to fend for yourself dinnerwise? 1029 01:27:35,350 --> 01:27:36,583 You've been going up there a lot lately. 1030 01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:38,252 Is... Is everything okay? 1031 01:27:39,621 --> 01:27:40,854 Yeah. Yeah, uh... 1032 01:27:41,522 --> 01:27:42,522 You know, she's... 1033 01:27:43,925 --> 01:27:45,792 She's just got a lot on her plate, you know, 1034 01:27:45,794 --> 01:27:47,527 with work and... 1035 01:27:47,529 --> 01:27:49,329 I don't know, I think she just 1036 01:27:49,331 --> 01:27:50,331 needs her sister's ear. 1037 01:27:50,999 --> 01:27:51,898 Of course. 1038 01:27:51,900 --> 01:27:54,034 You want me to give you a ride? 1039 01:27:55,470 --> 01:27:57,350 Oh, no, you don't... You don't need to do that. 1040 01:27:57,672 --> 01:27:58,672 We, uh... 1041 01:28:00,675 --> 01:28:02,609 Just go out with your friends. 1042 01:28:02,611 --> 01:28:04,344 Go have fun! I want you to be happy. 1043 01:28:13,454 --> 01:28:15,455 Oh, my gosh! How are you? 1044 01:28:15,457 --> 01:28:17,924 I'm fine. Really. You okay? Are you sure? 1045 01:28:17,926 --> 01:28:19,359 What happened? Nothing. 1046 01:28:19,361 --> 01:28:21,028 It was stupid, really. 1047 01:28:21,030 --> 01:28:22,596 - But you're fine? - Yeah. 1048 01:28:24,933 --> 01:28:27,053 I was so worried about you. Oh, you don't need to be. 1049 01:29:01,636 --> 01:29:02,636 Los Angeles. 1050 01:29:04,539 --> 01:29:06,073 Hello. 1051 01:29:06,075 --> 01:29:09,376 America's Next Big Celebrity. I'm looking for Donna? 1052 01:29:10,511 --> 01:29:12,112 Speaking. 1053 01:29:12,114 --> 01:29:14,381 Hi, Miss Clint, I'm just calling to inform you that 1054 01:29:14,383 --> 01:29:15,882 unfortunately we're unable to invite your daughter, Hannah, 1055 01:29:15,884 --> 01:29:17,084 to Los Angeles. 1056 01:29:20,355 --> 01:29:21,688 Oh, no. Um... 1057 01:29:24,459 --> 01:29:25,826 Is there anything, uh... 1058 01:29:28,996 --> 01:29:31,665 If you could just meet her, I know that I could... 1059 01:29:31,667 --> 01:29:33,567 Hannah's audition was really terrific. 1060 01:29:33,569 --> 01:29:35,602 Frankly, it was one of our best. 1061 01:29:35,604 --> 01:29:37,604 But our clearances came across a modeling website. 1062 01:29:38,973 --> 01:29:41,575 Uh, yeah. Yes, um... 1063 01:29:41,577 --> 01:29:43,477 Yeah, I think that we, um... 1064 01:29:44,812 --> 01:29:46,813 Yeah, we were putting up some of Hannah's 1065 01:29:46,815 --> 01:29:48,648 acting and her headshots 1066 01:29:48,650 --> 01:29:50,917 just to show her versatility, which... 1067 01:29:50,919 --> 01:29:52,839 Are you familiar with the content of her site? 1068 01:29:54,622 --> 01:29:57,824 Well, I mean, some of the photos are a bit... 1069 01:29:57,826 --> 01:30:00,160 These kids these days, it's... It's not the same 1070 01:30:00,162 --> 01:30:02,729 from when you and I were that age! 1071 01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:03,964 Our producers found that the materials 1072 01:30:03,966 --> 01:30:05,899 on your daughter's site, the photos 1073 01:30:05,901 --> 01:30:08,502 might be deemed by our network as unwholesome. 1074 01:30:09,170 --> 01:30:11,705 Was there a particular photo? 1075 01:30:11,707 --> 01:30:15,041 Because it'd be very... We answer to our advertisers and they're very risk-averse. 1076 01:30:15,043 --> 01:30:17,878 Anything that could possibly be thought of as unseemly... I mean, I mean, we could... 1077 01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:20,680 We could take down the site. It'd be so simple. 1078 01:30:20,682 --> 01:30:22,416 We live in a time when there is simply no such thing. 1079 01:30:22,418 --> 01:30:23,750 All it takes is one download. 1080 01:30:23,752 --> 01:30:26,520 Why would anyone download... 1081 01:30:26,522 --> 01:30:27,421 We really wish you and your daughter 1082 01:30:27,423 --> 01:30:29,022 the very best of luck. 1083 01:30:29,024 --> 01:30:31,858 But, you know, kids are emailing photos and texting. 1084 01:30:31,860 --> 01:30:34,461 And it's hardly unique, I have to say... 1085 01:30:34,463 --> 01:30:35,543 It's unique to sell them. 1086 01:30:40,134 --> 01:30:41,134 Wha... 1087 01:30:42,603 --> 01:30:46,173 I don't know what you're... But I mean, we never, uh... 1088 01:30:46,175 --> 01:30:48,055 I would never... We wish you the best of luck. 1089 01:30:52,180 --> 01:30:53,547 Okay. 1090 01:30:56,050 --> 01:30:57,217 Thank you. 1091 01:31:46,067 --> 01:31:48,635 Did I do something? No, no, no. 1092 01:31:48,637 --> 01:31:49,870 No, I don't know what to... 1093 01:31:50,771 --> 01:31:51,771 Can I get you... 1094 01:31:52,907 --> 01:31:54,040 I haven't done this for a while, so if I... 1095 01:31:54,042 --> 01:31:55,609 If you know, listen, 1096 01:31:55,611 --> 01:31:56,743 there's some protocol that I'm supposed to follow... 1097 01:31:56,745 --> 01:31:58,105 No, no, no. No, it's about Hannah. 1098 01:31:58,646 --> 01:31:59,646 Oh. 1099 01:32:00,915 --> 01:32:03,817 It was just supposed to be a place for 1100 01:32:03,819 --> 01:32:08,922 photos and her resume and clips from plays. 1101 01:32:08,924 --> 01:32:10,757 What are you talking about? Her website. 1102 01:32:11,659 --> 01:32:13,693 Oh. 1103 01:32:13,695 --> 01:32:15,996 And then one day I got a message from a stranger. 1104 01:32:17,732 --> 01:32:22,035 A fan of Hannah who wanted to pay for a modeling session. 1105 01:32:28,676 --> 01:32:31,077 I knew it wasn't normal, but the photos were... 1106 01:32:32,680 --> 01:32:33,680 I mean, they... 1107 01:32:34,849 --> 01:32:36,449 It was the same thing as catalogue work. 1108 01:32:38,319 --> 01:32:39,319 So, 1109 01:32:40,988 --> 01:32:43,023 I added a tab to the bottom of the website 1110 01:32:43,025 --> 01:32:44,658 that said "Private Photo Shoots." 1111 01:32:46,027 --> 01:32:47,861 Jesus! 1112 01:32:47,863 --> 01:32:49,663 I never let her read any of the emails. 1113 01:32:51,132 --> 01:32:53,567 But the acting classes and, you know, it's... 1114 01:32:56,938 --> 01:32:58,638 I took photos of my daughter. 1115 01:33:02,343 --> 01:33:03,343 And they were meant... 1116 01:33:06,981 --> 01:33:08,461 I don't know how we got there, but... 1117 01:33:14,922 --> 01:33:16,082 I just had to tell you that. 1118 01:33:19,226 --> 01:33:20,226 Why? 1119 01:33:22,029 --> 01:33:23,309 Because I thought if I never... 1120 01:33:25,232 --> 01:33:27,801 If I never talked about it, I wasn't doing anything wrong. 1121 01:33:33,741 --> 01:33:36,943 Donna, you're the first woman that I've... 1122 01:33:38,212 --> 01:33:40,647 You know, since my wife left me. 1123 01:33:45,086 --> 01:33:46,353 Maybe we should just... 1124 01:33:49,123 --> 01:33:50,256 Slow things down. 1125 01:34:38,006 --> 01:34:40,040 Did you get some good shots? 1126 01:34:40,042 --> 01:34:41,341 Actually, I didn't bring my camera. 1127 01:34:41,343 --> 01:34:43,276 I just came to talk to Kent. 1128 01:34:43,278 --> 01:34:45,011 You're so on his jock! 1129 01:34:46,447 --> 01:34:49,215 Hey, what is up with that TV show? 1130 01:34:49,217 --> 01:34:50,850 I mean, I'm pretty sure 1131 01:34:50,852 --> 01:34:52,252 they said they were gonna let us know 1132 01:34:52,254 --> 01:34:54,087 by, like, the end of the week, and it's 1133 01:34:54,089 --> 01:34:55,922 pretty much the end of the week. 1134 01:34:55,924 --> 01:34:57,924 So, I don't know... What do you think the deal is? 1135 01:35:04,965 --> 01:35:06,199 We didn't get it. 1136 01:35:08,002 --> 01:35:09,035 Why? 1137 01:35:10,037 --> 01:35:12,739 I don't... I mean... 1138 01:35:12,741 --> 01:35:15,041 I don't get it. I mean, I'm pretty sure 1139 01:35:15,043 --> 01:35:16,810 I must have been 1140 01:35:16,812 --> 01:35:19,713 one of the best ones. What... 1141 01:35:19,715 --> 01:35:21,355 Did they not like the video or something? 1142 01:35:22,983 --> 01:35:24,423 Honey, they didn't like our website. 1143 01:35:28,823 --> 01:35:31,324 Well, then screw them. 1144 01:35:33,194 --> 01:35:34,794 I thought about it, 1145 01:35:36,130 --> 01:35:37,831 and they're right. 1146 01:35:42,403 --> 01:35:43,436 I took down the site. 1147 01:35:45,406 --> 01:35:46,406 You what? 1148 01:35:48,042 --> 01:35:49,909 What about all of my fans? 1149 01:35:49,911 --> 01:35:52,078 If you wanna act, you can act. 1150 01:35:52,080 --> 01:35:54,948 We will get you into every theater program that we can. 1151 01:35:54,950 --> 01:35:56,483 But that show and the website, 1152 01:35:56,485 --> 01:35:57,951 that's not what you want to do. 1153 01:35:57,953 --> 01:36:00,253 Yes, it is. Mom, it is! 1154 01:36:00,255 --> 01:36:03,056 You're better than that stupid show 1155 01:36:03,058 --> 01:36:04,791 and you're better than the website. No, I'm not! 1156 01:36:04,793 --> 01:36:07,393 No, you have to put it back up. I can't. 1157 01:36:07,395 --> 01:36:09,896 Yes, you can. Just push a fucking button! 1158 01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:14,801 I've allowed you certain flexibility, 1159 01:36:14,803 --> 01:36:17,103 but right now I have to be your mom. 1160 01:36:17,105 --> 01:36:18,438 No, you're being a selfish bitch. 1161 01:36:25,780 --> 01:36:26,780 It's gone! 1162 01:36:28,516 --> 01:36:29,516 I deleted it. 1163 01:38:40,948 --> 01:38:42,448 Jameson, rocks. 1164 01:38:42,450 --> 01:38:43,583 Oh, God. 1165 01:39:35,235 --> 01:39:36,955 I wouldn't bother. I changed your passwords. 1166 01:39:39,340 --> 01:39:40,373 Why would... 1167 01:39:42,409 --> 01:39:45,144 What is wrong with you? 1168 01:39:45,146 --> 01:39:48,081 You don't seem to understand how dangerous it is on there. 1169 01:39:48,083 --> 01:39:49,215 The only thing that's dangerous in this house, 1170 01:39:49,217 --> 01:39:50,217 Mom, is you! 1171 01:39:51,018 --> 01:39:52,251 I'm protecting you. 1172 01:39:52,253 --> 01:39:53,619 From what, having a normal life? 1173 01:39:58,058 --> 01:39:59,058 Give me your phone. 1174 01:40:01,261 --> 01:40:02,261 No. 1175 01:40:03,063 --> 01:40:04,143 You can give me your phone 1176 01:40:05,299 --> 01:40:07,066 or I can call and cancel the service 1177 01:40:07,068 --> 01:40:08,948 and remote swipe all the crap you put on there. 1178 01:40:14,508 --> 01:40:15,341 It's not like you haven't already read 1179 01:40:15,343 --> 01:40:16,343 all of it, anyway. 1180 01:40:34,028 --> 01:40:35,028 What's going on, Dad? 1181 01:40:41,235 --> 01:40:43,436 Great group of, uh, friends you play with there. 1182 01:40:45,773 --> 01:40:47,206 Had some real nice things to say about 1183 01:40:47,208 --> 01:40:48,368 having sex with your mother. 1184 01:40:51,612 --> 01:40:53,813 You don't understand. They're just jokes, okay. 1185 01:40:53,815 --> 01:40:55,415 Yeah, Selkis... That's how you pronounce his name? 1186 01:40:55,417 --> 01:40:57,250 "Silk-eez"? 1187 01:40:57,252 --> 01:41:00,086 Yeah, he prefers to have reverse cowgirl 1188 01:41:00,088 --> 01:41:01,821 so he doesn't have to look your mother in the face. 1189 01:41:01,823 --> 01:41:03,222 I wasn't supposed to know, okay. 1190 01:41:03,224 --> 01:41:04,724 I figured you weren't, either. 1191 01:41:04,726 --> 01:41:07,193 What the hell's that mean? I saw an album on Facebook. 1192 01:41:07,195 --> 01:41:09,629 She posted it, and I caught it before she blocked me. 1193 01:41:09,631 --> 01:41:11,431 She corrected it, like, within a few minutes. 1194 01:41:11,498 --> 01:41:12,698 She wasn't trying to hurt us. 1195 01:41:13,100 --> 01:41:14,267 She didn't want to hurt us? 1196 01:41:15,803 --> 01:41:17,103 She abandoned us! 1197 01:41:18,539 --> 01:41:21,474 She abandoned you. Oh, really? 1198 01:41:21,476 --> 01:41:22,809 She got a bedroom for you out there in California? 1199 01:41:23,343 --> 01:41:24,343 Hmm? 1200 01:41:25,412 --> 01:41:26,679 Did you get your wedding invite yet? 1201 01:41:26,681 --> 01:41:27,681 She abandoned us! 1202 01:41:29,416 --> 01:41:31,284 Your mom's gone. Yeah, she's gone. 1203 01:41:33,320 --> 01:41:35,088 She got bored with the scenery and split. 1204 01:41:38,158 --> 01:41:40,318 So it's just you and me, and that's how it's gonna be. 1205 01:41:42,429 --> 01:41:43,429 Probably forever. 1206 01:41:44,832 --> 01:41:45,872 All right, Dad, whatever. 1207 01:41:51,371 --> 01:41:52,772 And you're playing football next year. 1208 01:41:52,774 --> 01:41:53,673 No, I'm not. Oh yeah, you are. 1209 01:41:53,675 --> 01:41:55,208 No, I'm not! 1210 01:41:55,210 --> 01:41:57,410 I understand you needed the year to, you know, 1211 01:41:57,412 --> 01:41:59,479 have your space and stuff, but you belong on that team. 1212 01:41:59,481 --> 01:42:02,381 I don't even fucking like football, Dad. Okay? 1213 01:42:02,383 --> 01:42:05,318 I like Guild Wars! Fuck that stupid game. It's a waste of time. 1214 01:42:05,320 --> 01:42:06,586 No, that's all it is, is time! And I've put in months 1215 01:42:06,588 --> 01:42:08,121 of my life and I... 1216 01:42:08,123 --> 01:42:09,455 I'm invested now, okay? 1217 01:42:09,457 --> 01:42:10,457 Not anymore, you're not. 1218 01:42:11,725 --> 01:42:13,626 Because I canceled it. 1219 01:42:13,628 --> 01:42:14,894 You mean, you deleted the application? 1220 01:42:14,896 --> 01:42:15,895 Okay, I'll reinstall it. Thanks, Dad. 1221 01:42:15,897 --> 01:42:17,697 No, you won't. 1222 01:42:17,699 --> 01:42:19,198 I called my credit card company 1223 01:42:19,200 --> 01:42:20,680 and told them to delete your account. 1224 01:42:20,901 --> 01:42:21,901 So, it's gone. 1225 01:42:24,671 --> 01:42:25,671 What? 1226 01:42:31,478 --> 01:42:32,478 Why would you do that? 1227 01:42:33,647 --> 01:42:35,615 Because, whether you like it or not, 1228 01:42:37,217 --> 01:42:38,537 I'm doing this for your own good. 1229 01:45:38,899 --> 01:45:39,899 Brandy? 1230 01:45:45,872 --> 01:45:46,872 Brandy? 1231 01:46:39,059 --> 01:46:40,092 Where's Tim? In his room. 1232 01:46:40,094 --> 01:46:41,094 Hey! 1233 01:46:43,864 --> 01:46:44,864 Tim! 1234 01:46:45,132 --> 01:46:46,732 Tim! 1235 01:46:46,734 --> 01:46:47,734 Oh, my God. Oh, Christ! 1236 01:46:48,802 --> 01:46:49,802 Oh, shit! Get a phone! 1237 01:47:59,206 --> 01:48:00,206 Hey, Dad. 1238 01:48:06,613 --> 01:48:07,613 I'm so sorry. 1239 01:48:10,217 --> 01:48:11,217 It's okay. 1240 01:48:18,758 --> 01:48:20,318 You're really beautiful, you know that? 1241 01:49:28,328 --> 01:49:29,608 I'd like to explain last night. 1242 01:49:40,307 --> 01:49:41,874 I don't know how we got here. 1243 01:49:47,814 --> 01:49:50,015 I just... It's like we slipped, and before we knew it 1244 01:49:51,785 --> 01:49:53,385 the whole reason we started dating or... 1245 01:49:54,721 --> 01:49:56,121 had a family just... 1246 01:49:56,123 --> 01:49:57,123 What do you want? 1247 01:49:59,159 --> 01:50:00,159 I don't... 1248 01:50:00,760 --> 01:50:01,760 But I... 1249 01:50:02,596 --> 01:50:04,196 I don't... 1250 01:50:04,198 --> 01:50:06,665 Cheddar? Swiss? Scallions? Tomatoes? 1251 01:50:08,702 --> 01:50:10,302 I don't know what I was looking for 1252 01:50:10,304 --> 01:50:11,337 when I went online... 1253 01:50:11,339 --> 01:50:12,339 Chives? 1254 01:50:14,240 --> 01:50:15,240 I could do turkey bacon. 1255 01:50:17,611 --> 01:50:18,777 I understand you're upset. 1256 01:50:19,913 --> 01:50:21,814 I just... I just want to know 1257 01:50:21,816 --> 01:50:23,182 what you'd like in your eggs. 1258 01:50:25,619 --> 01:50:27,186 Don, we need to talk about this. 1259 01:50:29,823 --> 01:50:32,224 I've made mistakes. So have I. 1260 01:50:34,361 --> 01:50:35,728 Oh, yeah. 1261 01:50:37,163 --> 01:50:38,163 So have I. 1262 01:50:42,235 --> 01:50:43,268 Probably worse than you. 1263 01:50:46,339 --> 01:50:47,339 I don't know, Helen... 1264 01:50:48,875 --> 01:50:49,875 That's just it. 1265 01:50:51,778 --> 01:50:52,818 What's... What's just it? 1266 01:50:54,147 --> 01:50:57,116 Well, we could sit here and 1267 01:50:57,118 --> 01:50:58,838 tell each other everything we've ever done. 1268 01:50:59,986 --> 01:51:01,426 Shit, everything we've ever thought. 1269 01:51:03,223 --> 01:51:04,256 It might take a while. 1270 01:51:07,661 --> 01:51:11,063 But, yeah, we could clear everything up and 1271 01:51:12,866 --> 01:51:14,733 go to sleep tonight with some 1272 01:51:14,735 --> 01:51:16,702 pretty vivid pictures in our heads. 1273 01:51:24,878 --> 01:51:27,038 Or you could just tell me what you want for breakfast. 1274 01:53:05,245 --> 01:53:07,846 Pale Blue Dot by Carl Sagan. 1275 01:53:11,417 --> 01:53:14,253 "That's home. That's us. 1276 01:53:15,455 --> 01:53:18,957 "On it everyone you love, everyone you know, 1277 01:53:18,959 --> 01:53:20,893 "everyone you ever heard of, 1278 01:53:20,895 --> 01:53:22,961 "every human being who ever was 1279 01:53:22,963 --> 01:53:24,429 "lived out their lives. 1280 01:53:26,800 --> 01:53:29,168 "Every young couple in love, 1281 01:53:29,170 --> 01:53:31,870 "every mother and father, hopeful child, 1282 01:53:33,273 --> 01:53:35,474 "every saint and sinner in the history 1283 01:53:35,476 --> 01:53:38,243 "of our species lived there 1284 01:53:38,245 --> 01:53:41,113 "on the mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. 1285 01:53:43,416 --> 01:53:45,417 "How frequent their misunderstandings, 1286 01:53:46,486 --> 01:53:48,287 "how fervent their hatreds. 1287 01:53:50,256 --> 01:53:52,157 "Our imagined self-importance, 1288 01:53:53,226 --> 01:53:55,427 "the delusion that we have some privileged 1289 01:53:55,429 --> 01:53:57,329 "position in the Universe 1290 01:53:57,331 --> 01:53:59,832 "are challenged by this point of pale light. 1291 01:54:02,502 --> 01:54:04,536 "Our planet is a lonely speck 1292 01:54:04,538 --> 01:54:07,005 "in the great enveloping cosmic dark. 1293 01:54:09,008 --> 01:54:12,211 "In all this vastness, there is no hint 1294 01:54:12,213 --> 01:54:14,146 "that help will come from elsewhere 1295 01:54:14,148 --> 01:54:15,447 "to save us from ourselves. 1296 01:54:17,016 --> 01:54:19,051 "Like it or not, 1297 01:54:19,053 --> 01:54:21,420 "for the moment, the Earth is where we make our stand. 1298 01:54:23,556 --> 01:54:26,091 "There is perhaps no better demonstration 1299 01:54:26,093 --> 01:54:28,260 "of the folly of human conceits 1300 01:54:28,262 --> 01:54:31,330 "than this distant image of our tiny world. 1301 01:54:33,333 --> 01:54:36,335 "It underscores our responsibility 1302 01:54:36,337 --> 01:54:38,203 "to deal more kindly with one another 1303 01:54:39,939 --> 01:54:42,307 "and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, 1304 01:54:45,211 --> 01:54:46,611 "the only home we've ever known." 1305 01:54:46,635 --> 01:56:46,635 ♪ Hope it helped --> bozxphd ♪ 92408

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